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-(MAN SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)
-(SHOUTING IN UNISON)

2
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(SHOUTING IN UNISON)

3
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(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

4
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(DRUMS POUNDING)

5
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(TRADITIONAL CHINESE
MUSIC PLAYING)

6
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(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

7
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PEI PEI: The princess nodded,
and the frog said,

8
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"That which you have promised,
you must perform."

9
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Very good. Keep reading.

10
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"So the princess leaned in
and kissed the frog,

11
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"but as she did,
he became a handsome prince,

12
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"and they rode off to his kingdom,

13
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"where they lived happily ever after."

14
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Happily ever after.

15
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There's no such thing
as "happily ever after."

16
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Not for a real princess.

17
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The prince my father wants me to marry
will always be a frog.

18
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My offer still stands.
I will help you get to America.

19
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-(WHISPERS) America?
-PRINCESS: That's very kind.

20
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CALVIN: But we're running out of time.

21
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I know of a ship bound for America,
but we must leave tonight.

22
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- Leave tonight?
-We must hurry, Princess.

23
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Hurry, Princess.

24
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(SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)

25
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(BOTH SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

26
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(READING IN MANDARIN)

27
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(SHOUTING IN UNISON)

28
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(CAPTAIN SPEAKING MANDARIN)

29
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- CAPTAIN: Mung Goo Hi.
-(SHOUTS)

30
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- Zhou Hei.
-(SHOUTS)

31
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- Chow Lu.
-(SHOUTS)

32
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(ALL SHOUTING)

33
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(SOLDIERS REPLYING IN MANDARIN)

34
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(SHOUTING IN UNISON)

35
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(WHISTLING)

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it.

37
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Okay. Great. Great. Okay.

38
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Come here. Look at this.
Spent a lot of time on this.

39
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Now, pay attention,
'cause I don't want any mistakes.

40
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Now, I've calculated the speed of
the train and the speed of our horses.

41
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We meet at this vector.
The only variable is the wind.

42
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Technically, if you travel
over here on the horses...

43
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Is this the train?

44
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All right. We're just gonna wing it,
like we always do.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-Ride down, jump on the train,

46
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hoorah the money,
head back to the cathouse, all right?

47
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- Mmm-hmm.
-Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go!

48
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(SPITS)

49
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You okay? Nervous? It's all right
to be nervous when you're new.

50
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You'll be okay. I'll keep an eye on you.

51
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All you gotta do is follow my lead.
All right, look alive, outlaws!

52
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(ALL WHOOPING)

53
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<i>WANG: (READING) "So the princess
leaned in and kissed the frog,</i>

54
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<i>"but as she did,
he became a handsome prince,</i>

55
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<i>"and they rode off to his kingdom,</i>

56
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<i>"where they lived happily ever after."</i>

57
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

58
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Reach for the sky,
ladies and gentlemen!

59
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Touch that gun
and I'll blow your goddamn head off!

60
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What are you doin'?

61
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I sorta like to be the only guy
that talks, Wallace.

62
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- All right. I'm sorry.
-That's okay. That's okay. Good.

63
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Don't worry. Come on, come on.
Big 'Un, let's go.

64
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Why is the new guy talking?
Where did you get this guy?

65
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You know I'm the only one who talks.
Okay, everybody keep calm.

66
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WALLACE: You think you're gonna
shoot me? Is that right?

67
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What you got right in here?
Yeah, you got this gun?

68
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You think you're gonna
do something with that gun?

69
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Come on, lady bird.
You got anything besides yarn?

70
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- WALLACE: You got it out for me!
-Hey!

71
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No.

72
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Come here. Come here.
We don't steal from women.

73
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Get over here. Take that side.

74
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Give me your hand. Give me your hand.

75
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I'm so sorry about that. I apologize.

76
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First time you've seen an outlaw?

77
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Scared? Kind of excited, too?

78
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All mixed up? Yeah.

79
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Last train we robbed, we were naked,
it was so hot out.

80
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Ooh! That was somethin'.

81
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(SIGHS)

82
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Yeah, it's got my initials right there.

83
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(MEN SHOUTING)

84
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What are you lookin' at?

85
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-(WOMAN SCREAMS)
-(SCREAMS)

86
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Wait! Stop! Where did you get this guy?

87
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- Texas.
-Texas? Are you insane?

88
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Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't
understand what we're doing here.

89
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Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here,
come here, come here. Sit down.

90
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- Excuse me. (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
-Sir, sit down.

91
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(GUNSHOT)

92
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-(THUDDING)
-(EXHALES)

93
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What happened?

94
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- Wallace, what are you doing?
-I'm just wingin' it.

95
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No! That's not how we wing it!

96
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No more winging it!
Stop! Come on, Big 'Un.

97
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You've lost your "winging it" privileges.

98
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Damn.

99
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,435
Damn!

100
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,488
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

101
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,258
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

102
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:44,102
Who killed my uncle? Who did this?

103
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,834
(YELLS)

104
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,386
Give me the dynamite.
Give me the dynamite.

105
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,805
No, no, no, no. You stay here.
You don't get to come.

106
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- Keep an eye on wing nut.
-Hey, Blue, looky here!

107
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Okay.

108
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Who killed my uncle?

109
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What in the hell is this,
the Orient Express?

110
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- Get him!
-Come here!

111
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(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

112
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(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

113
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What? Hey!
The safe's getting ready to blow!

114
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Get ready to reap the fruits of our labor.

115
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(EXCLAIMING IN DISTRESS)

116
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(BLOWING)

117
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,086
Move it! Let's go!

118
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:20,008
Roy, you just blew
the shit out of our fruits.

119
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Oh, shit. (GRUNTS)

120
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,024
We got a Chinaman to catch.

121
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Stop! Stop!

122
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,830
Stop! Stop! Turn around!

123
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Turn around!

124
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(COCKS PISTOL)

125
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,172
What the...

126
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,926
- Who are you?
-WALLACE: Hey, Roy!

127
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,347
Don't you worry about a thing!
I got you covered! (WHOOPS)

128
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,432
No! No!

129
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,601
-(WALLACE GRUNTING)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

130
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,270
(YELLS)

131
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,942
Roll, baby, roll!

132
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,636
(CHUCKLING)

133
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,641
WALLACE: Reach for the sky,
O'Bannon! It's my gang now!

134
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,784
(HORSE WHINNIES)

135
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,001
I don't understand.

136
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,212
You said your friend had a large estate.

137
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,964
He does.

138
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,968
- What exactly does he do?
-Well, you could say

139
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,970
he's a philanthropist.

140
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,390
He helps Chinese immigrants
get back on their feet.

141
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,431
Welcome to America, Princess.

142
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,976
Lo Fong.

143
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,814
Forgive me if I do not bow.

144
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,150
Calvin, this man is a trai...

145
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,736
Traitor.

146
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,990
(SCOFFS) Why? Because he ran away
from the Forbidden City?

147
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,956
(GRUNTS)

148
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,086
Your reward is on the table,
Mr. Andrews.

149
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,811
Well, now you're gonna have
to double it, or I'm gonna kill her.

150
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,234
One thing about the Chinese,
Mr. Andrews...

151
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,069
(SLURPS)

152
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,780
Aah! (GRUNTS)

153
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,159
We do not renegotiate.

154
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,577
(CHOKING)

155
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,748
(THUDDING)

156
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,384
Whatever you think
I'm going to do for you,

157
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,346
you're wrong.

158
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,267
ROY: It was just like a nightmare.

159
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,312
You wouldn't believe it if I told you.

160
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,147
My gang left me in the desert.

161
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,358
I felt like all the other cowboys
hated my guts.

162
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,488
Everyone was... I just missed you.
I missed all of you.

163
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,990
ALL: We missed you, too, Roy.

164
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,159
I think it's medication time.

165
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,791
Come here, devil woman.

166
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,585
Oh. Mmm.

167
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,671
Oh! Ooh, that's naughty.

168
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,217
Ohh. Ow, careful. Careful with that.

169
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,886
Ow, ow. Careful. Ow.

170
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,305
Ow. Aaaah!

171
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,642
(SCREAMING)

172
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,398
Holy crap!
The vultures are eating my head!

173
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,068
Aaaah! Aaaah!

174
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,738
Help! Help! My gang buried me!

175
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,157
They left me for dead!

176
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,493
Ooh! Ooh.

177
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,539
Oh, thank heavens.
I thought you were a mirage.

178
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,709
- Oh, come on. Water.
-You.

179
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,383
- You killed my uncle!
-Bull!

180
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,718
That was Wallace all the way.

181
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,597
- He was one of your bandits.
-He wasn't part of my gang.

182
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,225
He was a new guy.
He's crazy as a road lizard.

183
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,688
- You deserve to die.
-Hold on a second.

184
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,732
You know what no one's saying here?

185
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,735
I had a chance to kill you
on that train, and I chose not to.

186
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,738
'Cause I'm not a barbarian.

187
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,325
- Hey! Where are you going?
-Carson City.

188
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,996
I'm closer to diggin' myself to China
than you are to gettin' to Carson City.

189
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,249
- Hey!
-Which way?

190
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,544
Hey, that's better.
Dig me out and I'll show you.

191
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,214
(VULTURE SQUAWKS)

192
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:34,924
Which way?

193
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,140
You see the mountains over there?

194
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,894
Carson City is on the other side.

195
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,982
All right, dig me out.
I kept my end of the bargain.

196
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,861
- Dig me out.
-(VULTURE SQUAWKS)

197
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,780
Dig.

198
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,076
Hey! Hey!

199
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,623
- Come on!
-Don't talk. Just dig.

200
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,458
(COUGHING)

201
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,586
Aargh!

202
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,260
(MUTTERING)

203
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,766
(PANTING)

204
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,961
(BLOWING)

205
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,608
(GASPING)

206
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,500
(PANTING)

207
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,555
(HORSE WHINNYING)

208
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,140
(ULULATING)

209
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,918
(WHINNYING)

210
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,045
(BRAVES ULULATING)

211
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,801
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

212
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,410
(GASPS)

213
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,878
(ULULATING)

214
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,261
(BOTH GROANING)

215
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,305
(GROANS)

216
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:35,600
(SCREAMS)

217
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,989
Hey!

218
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:57,788
(GROANS)

219
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,382
(GASPING)

220
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,095
-(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
-(SPEAKING SIOUX)

221
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,744
(ALL SPEAKING SIOUX)

222
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,101
-(TRIBAL DRUMS)
-(CHANTING)

223
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:09,902
(BRAVES ULULATING)

224
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:24,834
(SPEAKING SLOWLY)
Where is Carson City?

225
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,130
(BOTH SPEAKING SIOUX)

226
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,246
(LAUGHING)

227
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,542
(COUGHING)

228
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,212
(LAUGHING)

229
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,181
(SNIFFS)

230
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,072
(SIGHS)

231
00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,785
-(GRUNTS)
-(ALL CHEERING)

232
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,225
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

233
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,997
- How.
- How.

234
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,584
- How.
- How.

235
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:15,588
- How. How. How. How.
- How.

236
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:16,922
(SPEAKING SIOUX)

237
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,069
(CHEERING)

238
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:41,864
(STAMMERING)

239
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:46,869
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

240
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,039
(SPEAKING SIOUX)

241
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,764
-(REPEATS PHRASE IN SIOUX)
-(REPEATS PHRASE)

242
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,140
(REPEATS PHRASE)

243
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,065
(POPPING SOUND)

244
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,362
(REPEATING PHRASE)

245
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,935
I thought you might be hungry.

246
00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:56,438
-(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
-(DISHES CLATTER)

247
00:30:58,566 --> 00:30:59,900
You were wrong.

248
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:03,112
You would find me a much better host

249
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,282
if we could come
to some sort of an arrangement.

250
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,953
An arrangement?

251
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:15,040
Like the one you have with the slaves
working on this rail road?

252
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,961
These people are free to leave.

253
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,632
What do you want with me?

254
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:29,430
Once I have the emperor's gold,
my work will be complete.

255
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:34,810
Princess.

256
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,650
I think it is time for you
to be among your people.

257
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,944
(GASPS)

258
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,369
They don't look like any lnjuns
I ever seen, Jedediah.

259
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:54,330
That's because
they're not lnjuns, woman!

260
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,414
They're Jews!

261
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,718
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

262
00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,311
(HONKY-TONK PIANO PLAYING)

263
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:08,112
(MEN LAUGHING)

264
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,667
You, stay.

265
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,671
(POPPING SOUND)

266
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,590
(CLICKING SOUNDS)

267
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:30,884
(GROANS)

268
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:32,761
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

269
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,853
-(CHATTERING)
-(PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING)

270
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:53,449
Fellas, get a load of this.

271
00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:54,908
(CHATTERING STOPS)

272
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,752
How.

273
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,295
(ALL LAUGHING)

274
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,643
Is this Carson City?

275
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,814
No, this ain't Carson City, Chief.

276
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:29,318
You're gonna have to get
your firewater somewhere else.

277
00:35:12,236 --> 00:35:14,530
MAN: All right, Roy, ante up.

278
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,373
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

279
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,420
And stay out!

280
00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:32,631
(WHINNIES)

281
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,552
(CLICKING SOUND)

282
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,060
You bounce back fast, kimosabe.

283
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:54,903
Ow.

284
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:59,158
What are you doin' here? I thought
you were going to Carson City.

285
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,536
You! You gave me bad directions!

286
00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:04,580
No, I gave you wrong directions.

287
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:07,249
You want your toothpicks back?

288
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,378
You got a lot of nerve,
comin' in here with that...

289
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:12,921
- Give it back to me!
-(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

290
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:25,267
Ain't that somethin'?

291
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,685
(LAUGHS)

292
00:36:28,896 --> 00:36:30,272
Take your hand off me.

293
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:40,991
-Ohh!
-Ohh!

294
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,621
Hey, I just want to go to Carson City!

295
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:49,666
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

296
00:37:08,644 --> 00:37:10,270
Whoa, whoa!

297
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,865
You're goin' for a ride!

298
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,034
Aaah! Aaah!

299
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,912
(SCREAMING)

300
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,666
(CHUCKLES)

301
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,361
No!

302
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,072
(BLOWS LANDING)

303
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,496
Yes! Yes!

304
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:13,875
Yes! Yes!

305
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,670
No! No!

306
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,215
Sorry! I'm sorry!

307
00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:21,717
You! (YELLS)

308
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:34,896
(GUNSHOT)

309
00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:43,238
- Who in the hell started this?
-The Chinaman.

310
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,909
(SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)

311
00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:51,580
Let me out! Give me the book back!

312
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,332
I have to go to Carson City

313
00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:54,624
-to rescue the princess!
-(HARMONICA PLAYING)

314
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:57,711
You've got the wrong person!
I don't belong here!

315
00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,921
Hey! (SPEAKING MANDARIN)

316
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,089
Keep goin' with the Chinese.

317
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,966
That's workin'.
They're about to let you out.

318
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:04,092
Give me the book back!

319
00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:06,887
For cryin' out loud,
just give him the book back, please.

320
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,971
If it'll give us some peace and quiet...

321
00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:09,264
- Open it up!
-Forget about it.

322
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:10,599
They're not givin' you the book back.

323
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,434
- Drop the book.
-I wasted enough time with you.

324
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,561
What? You've wasted
enough time with me?

325
00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:15,979
- What about me?
-Give me the book!

326
00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,231
- Listen for a second. Stop!
-Give me the book! Hey!

327
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,735
Listen! Stop!
You're not in the East, okay?

328
00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:25,614
You're not in China. This is the West.
The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here,

329
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,282
and you're closer to getting us hung

330
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,451
than you are
getting that book back, okay?

331
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,956
Now, just... I like that.

332
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,250
That's what I'm talking about.
You're wound so tight.

333
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,128
You're the most irritable guy I've ever
been around. Just relax for a second.

334
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:43,131
Take ten minutes, and then you can go
back to screaming, I promise.

335
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,967
I'll join you.
Okay, just relax for a second.

336
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:49,679
Come on, sit down.

337
00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:54,101
Come on.

338
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,108
Just relax.

339
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,152
Is that relaxed?

340
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,489
You look sort of rigid there.

341
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,159
You know what?
We got off on the wrong foot.

342
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,286
Let's try to start again.

343
00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:17,332
Man, you sure can fight.

344
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,668
I've never seen anything like that.
(IMITATING KARATE YELLS)

345
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,337
It was...

346
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:24,548
I'm trying to give you a compliment.

347
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:29,302
You're not still mad about me pointin'
you in the wrong direction, are you?

348
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,889
Come on. You gotta be able
to laugh at stuff like that.

349
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,266
Like me in the desert.

350
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,560
I don't hold any grudges.
I laugh about it.

351
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,855
I'm not angry at you. You just
left me there with chopsticks to die.

352
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:44,317
Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me
and the buzzards pic:kin' at my head.

353
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,364
You're a very silent man, aren't you?

354
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,409
You weren't expecting to see
old Roy in that bar, were you?

355
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,536
Be honest. Were you? Huh?

356
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:00,542
Did you really use those chopsticks?

357
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,043
You better believe it.

358
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:07,215
Now you laugh. That's funny.
I gotta remember that one.

359
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,176
So, who are you?

360
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:12,846
I'm Imperial Guard
to the Emperor of China.

361
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,390
China.

362
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:19,895
- What's with the book?
-The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei.

363
00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,771
- Who?
-Princess Pei Pei.

364
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:24,399
She was kidnapped
from the Forbidden City.

365
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:27,777
Forbidden City?
I like that, the Forbidden City.

366
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:32,741
A princess kidnapped.
It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead.

367
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,076
The emperor sent us to get her back.

368
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:37,412
Us? You mean your friends
from the train?

369
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,247
They are also Imperial Guards.

370
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:42,584
They have four days
to bring the gold to Carson City.

371
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:45,420
- What gold?
-The gold for the princess.

372
00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:50,550
The gold... Was the gold on the train?

373
00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:52,093
Yes.

374
00:41:56,973 --> 00:41:58,266
How much gold?

375
00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,394
One hundred thousand pieces.

376
00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:07,651
Sir? Sir?
Could you hand us that book, please?

377
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:09,986
Sir, there's been a mistake. He has...

378
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,571
Sir... Yeah.

379
00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:25,835
We're gonna get that book,
and we're gonna get you out of here.

380
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:28,755
- You help me escape?
-Shh. Yes.

381
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:31,800
- Why?
-Why? I'm gonna tell you why.

382
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,469
Because there are some things
in this world that are just wrong,

383
00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:37,514
and stealing a princess is one of them.

384
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,641
Yeah. That's wrong.

385
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,767
I'll tell you another thing.

386
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,978
I feel guilty
about leading you up that mountain.

387
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:45,272
What was I thinking?
How much time did we waste there?

388
00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,108
That was stupid.
It wasn't funny. All right?

389
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:50,485
Now, sit tight and let me figure this out.

390
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:54,030
All right, come on, Roy.

391
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:56,324
Maybe... Maybe I pretend to be sick,

392
00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:58,159
then attack the guards
when they come in.

393
00:42:58,201 --> 00:43:00,453
Okay, you mean
the sick prisoner routine?

394
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,831
Yeah. Does that still work in China?

395
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:04,874
'Cause here it's sorta
been done to death.

396
00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:10,171
- I have another idea.
-No, no, no, no, no.

397
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:11,256
Here's how you help me.

398
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,508
You stay on your side of the room,
let me figure it out over here.

399
00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:15,677
Okay, you play over there.

400
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:22,142
Think. Think.
What do we got here? Oh, yeah.

401
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,685
Okay.

402
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:27,856
We got wood.
We got a wall made out of wood.

403
00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:30,025
That's good. Oh, we got pillows.

404
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:36,156
We got pillows, sheets.
We got the sheets and the mattress.

405
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:39,826
Okay, let's put it all together.
Let's think. Add it up, add it up.

406
00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:42,203
What do we got? What do we got?

407
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,375
What are you doing? Stop! Stop!

408
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:49,586
- What are you doing?
-Shh.

409
00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,881
- Hold this for me.
-No, no. That's your shirt. You hold it.

410
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,098
I like your energy, but I'm not with you.

411
00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:04,225
When the shirt gets wet,
it doesn't break.

412
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,852
I don't know what that means.

413
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,229
And then...

414
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:15,070
Okay. And then what...
Then with the wet shirt, you...

415
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,864
You bend the bars. That's the payoff.

416
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,575
Don't waste my time
with stuff like that, okay?

417
00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:23,203
A 2,000-year-old civilization,
that's all you can come up with?

418
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,705
Shame on you. Shame on you.

419
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:37,550
Come on. Stop, please.
It's embarrassing.

420
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:43,682
(METAL CREAKING)

421
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,565
- See? I told you so.
-No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break,"

422
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,275
not "Piss shirt bend bar."

423
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:58,113
- Twist it.
-Help.

424
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,740
Okay, there. Get it. There you go.

425
00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:04,786
Just one more. Yeah.

426
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:07,288
You're as strong as an ox!
Go! You can do it!

427
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,752
There, you got it! We're gettin' it!

428
00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:16,464
- Hold it for me. I'll get through.
-Okay.

429
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:18,967
No, no, no. You hold it
and I'll go through.

430
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:28,351
(GROANS) No! Not your hand! Stop.

431
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,813
- Hold it.
-Adios, sucker.

432
00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:35,191
- What?
-I'm just kidding. Come on. Go.

433
00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:37,360
I wouldn't leave my old pal there.

434
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:39,696
Go. Really squeeze.

435
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:44,325
No, no, no, no. Grab this, grab that.

436
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,163
Work your magic right here.

437
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,960
- Too dry.
-What? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go.

438
00:45:54,002 --> 00:45:56,004
I can't! No more!

439
00:45:57,005 --> 00:45:58,798
Ah, damn it.

440
00:46:00,008 --> 00:46:02,552
Come on out, little Roy.
Work your magic.

441
00:46:05,472 --> 00:46:07,098
(PLAYING HARMONICA)

442
00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:11,728
- Hurry up.
I’m trying, I'm trying.

443
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:14,397
- Stop! Don't look at me.
-Relax!

444
00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:18,485
- Relax. It'll come.
-Thanks.

445
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:21,488
- That helps. Yeah. Good.
-Is that called relax?

446
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:24,866
(ALL MOOING)

447
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:37,879
Whoa!

448
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,725
Sheriff! Oh, thank God you're here.
Get the guns!

449
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:02,695
- Get my book!
-I got it!

450
00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:06,407
Who's the pretty lady?

451
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:09,077
- That's my wife.
-How long you been in this country?

452
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,579
- Four days.
-Nice work.

453
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:16,209
Hello.

454
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:19,712
Come on. Let's adios, partner.

455
00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:21,130
Hyah!

456
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,763
ROY: Well, best of luck to you.

457
00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:31,766
Guess this is what
your people call sayonara.

458
00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:33,268
(PLAYS HARMONICA)

459
00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:36,229
Looks like Fido's giving you
some problems there.

460
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,398
You want me to, uh, give you a hand?

461
00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:41,442
- No, I can do it.
-Sure, you can.

462
00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:44,112
How is a greenhorn like you
gonna make it to Carson City

463
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,281
and rescue this princess?

464
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,201
(SIGHS) Stop, stop, stop, stop.

465
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:55,123
I can't take it anymore. Watch me do it.

466
00:47:57,458 --> 00:48:00,503
Get it like this and you put it up high.

467
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:05,550
See? It'll drift back when you're riding.

468
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,099
- All right, I'll do it.
-Do what?

469
00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:16,019
Take you to Carson City,
help you rescue Princess "Pee Pee."

470
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:18,813
Pei Pei. You do not
care about the princess.

471
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,399
You don't know me very well, do you?

472
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,194
Tell you one thing,

473
00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:28,573
I'd hate to think of an innocent member
of Chinese nobility suffering.

474
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,283
Tell you that.

475
00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:36,456
You people believe in karma
over there, right?

476
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,207
Well, I've been thinking.

477
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:41,836
There must be a reason
why we keep running into each other.

478
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,715
I've ridden with some terrible men,
just people I couldn't trust.

479
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:47,508
But when I look at you,

480
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:51,304
there's something different about you,
and I can see it.

481
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,182
I can see it in your eyes.

482
00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:59,729
It's what the Indians call <i>Chippichawa.</i>

483
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:03,191
- What's that?
-Chippichawa is nobility.

484
00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:06,319
And you have it in spades.

485
00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:12,200
You've got yourself a partner.
This has nothing to do with gold, okay?

486
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,078
(SPITS) Shake on it.

487
00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:17,830
Why you spitting in your hand?

488
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:19,999
Well, it's customary, to seal the deal.

489
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:21,668
- Come on. Let's go.
-(SPITS)

490
00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:30,885
This is gonna be a long journey.

491
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:38,768
You boys take care now,
you hear? Shalom.

492
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,650
<i>- Shalom.
-Oh. Let's go.</i>

493
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:46,901
(URGES HORSES)

494
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,949
Yee-haw! God damn!

495
00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:56,369
Looks like y'all had a twister
touch down in here. (LAUGHS)

496
00:49:56,411 --> 00:49:58,913
Roy O'Bannon and his partner
come through town.

497
00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:00,248
Roy O'Bannon?

498
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:04,127
Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner,
friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead.

499
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:05,920
He ain't dead.

500
00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:09,757
He busted out of jail last night
with the Shanghai Kid.

501
00:50:09,841 --> 00:50:12,885
Shanghai Kid?
Roy got a new gang goin'?

502
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:16,597
That son of a bitch.
That two-timin' son of a bitch!

503
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,600
He double-crossed us with
that Chinaman from the damn train!

504
00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:23,271
Just like that.
See, at kind of a rakish angle.

505
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:27,483
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
-How do I look?

506
00:50:27,567 --> 00:50:31,112
I think you look great.
I think you look like a real cowboy.

507
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:33,781
Very dapper, red bandana.

508
00:50:34,157 --> 00:50:35,700
Roy O'Bannon.

509
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,829
- My name is Chon Wang.
-John Wayne?

510
00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:42,457
- Chon Wang.
-(LAUGHS)

511
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,251
- That's a terrible cowboy name.
-Why?

512
00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:47,587
No, come on, that's not gonna work.
That's horrible.

513
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:51,424
- That's so bad. And so's the ponytail.
-No!

514
00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,139
It doesn't look that bad, actually.

515
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:00,808
Never touch my queue.

516
00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:04,645
That killed! OW.

517
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:07,482
- We have to go to Carson City.
-Okay.

518
00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:09,817
Now, before we go to Carson City,
I want to teach you some stuff.

519
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:10,860
Come on.

520
00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:14,739
ROY: You just follow me.

521
00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:18,701
- What's that?
-Sensitivity. Increased reflexes.

522
00:51:18,785 --> 00:51:21,704
Now, these are guns. These can be
your best friend or worst enemy.

523
00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:24,165
That's a spin in my left hand.
That's a spin in my right hand.

524
00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:26,501
That's two spins. Now, here,
I'm gonna let you hang onto this.

525
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:29,837
See? Be careful.
Always be ready. Always be ready.

526
00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:32,298
Now, try to exhale for long-range shots,

527
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,342
inhale for short-range.

528
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,344
All right, now cover up your ears,
'cause this could be loud.

529
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,304
Cover up your ears.

530
00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:55,196
I am like a wild horse.
You can't tame me.

531
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:58,658
You put the oats in the pen, though,
and I'll come in for a nibble every clay.

532
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,040
But if you ever shut that gate,

533
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:07,917
I'll jump the fence.
You'll never see me again.

534
00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:25,226
Thing about your husband,
and this is nothing against him,

535
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,353
because I really like him,

536
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,772
he comes from a very
male-dominated society.

537
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:33,943
<i>Because I wanna be
a cowboy, baby</i>

538
00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:37,363
<i>With the top down
and the sunshine shinin'</i>

539
00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:39,740
<i>Cowboy, baby</i>

540
00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:45,163
<i>West coast chillin' with the Boon's wine
Gonna be a cowboy, baby</i>

541
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,749
<i>Ridin' at night
'cause I sleep all day</i>

542
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,294
<i>Cowboy, baby</i>

543
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:54,755
<i>I can smell a pig
from a mile away</i>

544
00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,427
Let me put it this way,

545
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:02,054
my horse is definitely
not my best friend.

546
00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:05,766
<i>That's why they call me
a cowboy, baby</i>

547
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:09,020
<i>With the top down
and the sunshine shinin'</i>

548
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,271
<i>Cowboy, baby</i>

549
00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:18,613
Now, people start looking at you funny,

550
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:20,823
all you gotta say is, "Howdy, partner."

551
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:21,908
Howdy, partner?

552
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:24,035
Faster than that or people will think
you're slow in the head.

553
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:25,786
- Howdy, partner.
-WANG: Howdy, partner.

554
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:29,248
- Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner.
-Howdy, partner.

555
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:34,795
- Howdy, partner.
-Just park it right there.

556
00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:37,673
It's not working.

557
00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:42,637
Some people aren't as tolerant as I am.
Not very friendly today.

558
00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:49,310
-(GRUNTS)
-John, what are you...

559
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:52,772
- John...
-Ow. Hurt.

560
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:54,815
Okay. We gotta work on that.

561
00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:59,028
Here you go, John. Straighten up here.

562
00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:01,155
- Roy, it hurts so bad.
-I know, John,

563
00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:03,783
but I'm not gonna walk with you
if you walk like that.

564
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,493
I'll be okay.

565
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,626
- Hey, Roy. It's you.
-Holy shit!

566
00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:17,171
I'm a wanted man. Look at this!
Five hundred bucks!

567
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:18,381
- That's a lot of money.
-Let me see.

568
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,634
- Nice picture.
-Careful, careful.

569
00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:23,970
Wow, look at this.
Do you know what this means?

570
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:26,180
- This will drive the girls crazy.
-Really?

571
00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:29,225
Yes, really. Come on, let's get
a couple more of these.

572
00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:31,352
-It's not bad.
-I'm wanted, too!

573
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,229
- What?
-This.

574
00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:37,400
Oh, come on. That's not right.

575
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,527
I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

576
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,696
No! $1,000 for a sidekick?

577
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:44,407
- You gotta be kidding me.
-Be careful.

578
00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:46,284
Justice system's all screwed up.

579
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:49,954
Man can't even ride a horse,

580
00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:52,707
and that's a really cool nickname,
Shanghai Kid.

581
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,875
It's like, got a snap to it that...

582
00:54:57,211 --> 00:55:00,548
Uh-oh, trouble. John, come here.
Get over here.

583
00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:04,802
Tie 'em up over here, fellas.

584
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,387
Get in here.

585
00:55:10,558 --> 00:55:12,393
- What's going on?
-Shh.

586
00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:14,395
(STAMMERING) Oh.

587
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,105
WANG: Howdy, partner.

588
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:23,237
Oh, my God, it's a posse.
They can't be looking for us.

589
00:55:23,279 --> 00:55:26,866
- What's "posse"?
-Oh, I think they're passing us by.

590
00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:31,912
(SIGHS) It looked like Marshal Nathan
Van Cleef, the psychotic killer.

591
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:40,755
Roy O'Bannon!
This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef.

592
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:43,299
- Ohh!
-We know you're hidin' in there.

593
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:45,760
Oh, God, it is him. It is him.

594
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,345
Why don't you throw down
your six-shooters

595
00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:49,764
and come out with your hands up.

596
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:53,559
And that goes for the scum
you're ridin' with, too.

597
00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:56,937
- He won.
-Roy, Roy, it's okay.

598
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,940
No, it's not okay!
Stop! You don't know this guy!

599
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,108
Let me talk to them.

600
00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:03,944
Remember, we have
to save the princess.

601
00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,404
What are you doin'? Stop!

602
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,953
- Go easy, fellas.
-Why are they shooting at me?

603
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:15,623
What happened to "Mr. Shanghai Kid"?
"Oh, I'm a wanted man"?

604
00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:17,666
- Why?
-'Cause you're an outlaw.

605
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,586
- I am not an outlaw!
-Stop! You're a bad guy!

606
00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:22,171
Look at that poster.
What does that say?

607
00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:24,840
Drives girls crazy.

608
00:56:24,924 --> 00:56:27,176
Drives girls crazy?
Drives the posse crazy.

609
00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:28,469
Makes them want to hang you,

610
00:56:28,511 --> 00:56:30,262
string you up,
because you're a bad guy.

611
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:37,561
- You got 20 seconds...
-God! Give us a minute!

612
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,355
Go around back, gentlemen.

613
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:42,817
Make sure he isn't trying
to pull the saddle over our eyes.

614
00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:47,571
Remember, I want the Chinaman alive.

615
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,367
I'm not a bad guy.

616
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,911
You're a bad guy.
You're with me, you're a bad guy.

617
00:56:58,124 --> 00:56:59,834
Hey, you put me in this situation!

618
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,878
- I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy!
-No! We're both bad guys!

619
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:05,423
No, only you're the bad guy!
You go out there and tell them!

620
00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:07,091
No! I'm not going out there!
You go out there!

621
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:08,676
No, you have to go!

622
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:12,012
(GRUNTING)

623
00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:14,932
- Did I just do that?
-Not bad.

624
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:19,270
I don't know karate,
but I know "crazy," and I will use it.

625
00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:22,857
-(YELLING)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)

626
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,693
What the hell is going on in there?

627
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:39,081
You Okay?

628
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,626
You just threw me through a window.

629
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:43,836
You got that gold?

630
00:57:45,546 --> 00:57:48,299
What? Gold? What gold?

631
00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:50,050
Wrong answer.

632
00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:55,306
Wait. I'm... I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed!

633
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,766
No gun. Hold on, no gun. I don't...

634
00:57:57,850 --> 00:57:59,894
I'm unarmed!
You can't shoot an unarmed man.

635
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:03,397
- Don't worry. I help you.
-ROY: No, John. No, no.

636
00:58:03,439 --> 00:58:05,774
John! John...

637
00:58:05,858 --> 00:58:08,402
Fight with honor. You will win.

638
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:11,655
Are you frickin' insane?

639
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:13,407
Is that what they teach you
in Imperial Guard School?

640
00:58:13,491 --> 00:58:15,576
- What...
-Pick 'em up.

641
00:58:24,627 --> 00:58:26,921
-(WHINNYING)
-MANI Well.

642
00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:30,049
If it ain't the Shanghai Kid.

643
00:58:30,633 --> 00:58:31,884
(CHUCKLING)

644
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:34,678
How about we make the Kid dance?

645
00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:38,349
Oh, come on!
You can do better than that.

646
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,600
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

647
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,273
You robbed the wrong train, son.

648
00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:57,785
- Look, Marshal, I think that if...
-Just shut up and put on your guns.

649
00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:04,208
(SIGHS)

650
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:08,629
This is serious, you know?

651
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:10,714
We don't come back from this.

652
00:59:10,798 --> 00:59:13,092
That's the general idea.

653
00:59:13,509 --> 00:59:14,802
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

654
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,346
(MEN LAUGHING)

655
00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:27,314
(GROANS)

656
00:59:28,357 --> 00:59:29,650
(CLICKING)

657
00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:31,860
(GRUNTING)

658
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,488
(SPITS)

659
00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,283
(SCREAMING)

660
00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:39,118
(MEN LAUGHING)

661
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,628
- What the hell you doin'?
-(EXHALES)

662
01:00:34,882 --> 01:00:36,884
Stop procrastinating.
Come on. Hurry up, son.

663
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:40,804
Stop it! I'm not gonna let you
cheapen it. All right?

664
01:00:40,888 --> 01:00:43,390
This is a duel. It's a sacred thing.

665
01:00:43,474 --> 01:00:46,310
It's beautiful.
It's what separates us from the animals.

666
01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:49,104
- Mmm.
-Oh, yeah.

667
01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:55,611
Whew! I do not envy you. You ready?

668
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:58,447
Why don't you turn
and face me like a man?

669
01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:01,617
Why don't you do it your way
and I'll do it my way? How about that?

670
01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:06,330
(CHUCKLING)

671
01:01:07,623 --> 01:01:09,792
<i>(THINKING) Oh, come on, Roy.
You can do it.</i>

672
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,752
<i>Oh, no, you can't. He's gonna kill you.</i>

673
01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:23,764
<i>- One.
-He's gonna blow you away.</i>

674
01:01:23,806 --> 01:01:25,808
<i>Come on, Roy. Don't think like that.</i>

675
01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:32,856
Two.

676
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:35,442
<i>(THINKING) Oh, yeah. Be positive.</i>

677
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:38,195
<i>Be the bullet. Be the lead bullet.</i>

678
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:46,954
<i>- I'm about to die. </i>
-VAN CLEEF: Three.

679
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:48,706
Roy!

680
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:50,999
(GROANING)

681
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,001
Duel's off!

682
01:01:55,963 --> 01:01:57,840
-(HORSE WHINNIES)
-Roy!

683
01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,009
You blew it, John!

684
01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:03,846
Never interrupt a man
in the middle of a duel.

685
01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:08,308
I had him. That's what kills me.
I had him! I had him!

686
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,519
(SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)

687
01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:19,486
FONG: Now you know how it feels
to haul you around in that sedan chair.

688
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,156
I will never bow to you.

689
01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:28,662
Take a good look at these faces.

690
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,957
If you attempt to escape,

691
01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:34,877
I will kill one worker every hour

692
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,171
-until you are found.
-(GRUNTS)

693
01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:45,387
- Starting with this one.
-(GROANS)

694
01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:56,440
Do not let him see you suffer.

695
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,694
I know who you are.

696
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:05,699
Please, tell no one.

697
01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:07,326
(EXPLOSION)

698
01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:11,288
- You call this a special hideout?
-(PIANO PLAYING)

699
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:14,208
Yes, it is, John.

700
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,960
It's also a good place
to gather intelligence,

701
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:19,004
'cause no one
passes through Carson City

702
01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:21,256
without these people hearing about it.

703
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:22,883
Would you ask them
about the princess?

704
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,468
Yes, sir, I will.

705
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,637
And I don't care how ugly it gets.

706
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,180
I'm not gonna rest until I've pumped

707
01:03:28,222 --> 01:03:30,599
everybody in there
for information, okay?

708
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,601
-(PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING)
-(CHATTERING)

709
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:35,145
- Hi, Roy.
-ROY: Hello, ladies.

710
01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:36,230
Roy.

711
01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:38,065
Make way for a couple of desperados.

712
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:40,150
Nice to see you again, Mr. O'Bannon.

713
01:03:40,234 --> 01:03:42,236
ROY: Greetings. Hello.
WOMEN: Roy.

714
01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:47,115
Oh, yeah, we're gonna get
some information here. Trust me.

715
01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:50,577
This is not a proper hiding place.

716
01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:53,580
Oh, come on, John.
Let's relax for a little bit.

717
01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:56,500
- Here, have a drink.
-No. I wanna find the princess.

718
01:03:56,583 --> 01:04:01,255
So do I, but we can't exactly go door
to door in Carson City looking for her.

719
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,466
- Don't forget, we're wanted men.
-Only because of you.

720
01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:07,344
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything's my fault.

721
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:14,810
So, what's the princess like?

722
01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:16,979
John, what's the princess like?
Is she pretty?

723
01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:20,482
- Is she a pain in the neck?
-You are not fit to talk about her.

724
01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:23,277
John, you better
remember where you are.

725
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,613
This is the West.
It's not the East. Remember?

726
01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:28,532
And the sun may rise
where I come from...

727
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,617
Blah, blah, blah. I know.

728
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:32,703
Good. You remember.

729
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,621
- Is she single?
-What?

730
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:38,000
Is she single? Is she married?
Is she available?

731
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:41,378
Only to a member of the Imperial family.

732
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:48,176
Are you a member of the Imperial
family? I don't think so.

733
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:52,347
Was that a joke, John? That was a joke.

734
01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:56,018
John, that was your first joke.
We gotta have a toast. Your first joke.

735
01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,519
- Yes.
-No.

736
01:04:57,603 --> 01:05:00,814
Yes. Come on. Drink.

737
01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:02,524
- Just one.
-Okay.

738
01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:05,569
But don't talk about
the princess anymore.

739
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:07,279
Word of honor.

740
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,034
(COUGHS)

741
01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:14,328
Be fun to play a drinking game.

742
01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:16,705
You know any
Chinese drinking games?

743
01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:17,831
No. (COUGHING)

744
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:21,209
Every country has a drinking game.
You must know one.

745
01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:23,754
Just one?

746
01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:29,051
(BOTH SPEAKING
NONSENSE RAPIDLY)

747
01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,026
<i>-Uno mas?
-Uno... What?</i>

748
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:47,194
- One more. <i>Uno mas.</i>
-Okay.

749
01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:49,196
(NONSENSE CONTINUES)

750
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:06,088
No! I lost? One more.

751
01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:14,805
Oh. no! Oh, yeah!

752
01:06:16,515 --> 01:06:18,433
I'm so lost, John.

753
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:22,145
90% of the time, I don't even know

754
01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:24,231
what I'm doin' out here in the West.

755
01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:26,900
-(HORSE WHINNIES)
-Terrible outlaw.

756
01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:30,404
- No, you're a good outlaw.
-Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.

757
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:34,324
- No, I am screw-up. Look at my scar.
-No.

758
01:06:34,408 --> 01:06:37,911
One for arriving late at a guard duty.

759
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:42,082
One for dropping fighting stick.
You good. I saw you.

760
01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,750
The only thing I'm good at is talking.

761
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:50,090
- It's true.
-John.

762
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:53,093
- Huh?
-Take your hand off me, John.

763
01:06:53,135 --> 01:06:54,261
Oh.

764
01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:57,097
(SIGHS)

765
01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:58,932
One more game?

766
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:02,102
No. No more drinking. That's it.

767
01:07:03,145 --> 01:07:07,274
<i>-Uno mas? </i>
-No <i>mas,</i> John. No <i>mas.</i>

768
01:07:07,441 --> 01:07:08,859
(NONSENSE CONTINUES)

769
01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:13,196
Roy?

770
01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:15,824
Roy?

771
01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:21,830
- Are you coming?
-Fifi?

772
01:07:23,457 --> 01:07:24,624
<i>Uno mas?</i>

773
01:07:29,296 --> 01:07:30,589
(BURPS)

774
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,813
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
{BURPS)

775
01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:50,400
So, who's your funny-looking friend?

776
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:52,819
(CHUCKLES) I don't know.

777
01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:55,489
He's this crazy Imperial Guard I met.

778
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,532
He's... He's really funny.

779
01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:00,660
-(PIANO PLAYING)
-ROY: The guy's hysterical.

780
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,663
We were just playing... Did you see us?
We were just playing that game.

781
01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:06,083
John's going...
(SPEAKING NONSENSE)

782
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:09,169
And I was going...You can't really
understand what he's saying, but...

783
01:08:09,211 --> 01:08:13,507
Roy? Roy? I never figured you
for riding with a Chinaman.

784
01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:20,180
Well, I'm not exactly
riding with him, Fifi.

785
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:24,726
He's not my friend, you know.
I mean, he's a Chinaman.

786
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:27,771
FIFI: Well, that's good.

787
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,357
ROY: I mean... And you really...

788
01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:33,693
Were you guys talking
about who he was?

789
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,904
Let's talk about something else.

790
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,072
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

791
01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:44,746
- VAN CLEEF: Don't you look delicious?
-(GASPS)

792
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,624
- WANG: What's going on?
-Well.

793
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:50,460
- You!
-if it isn't the Shanghai Kid.

794
01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:56,883
Here. (GASPS)

795
01:09:11,106 --> 01:09:12,232
(GROANS)

796
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,067
(WANG COUGHING)

797
01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:18,405
Thank you.

798
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:23,702
Ahh. Thank you.

799
01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:25,579
<i>Uno mas?</i>

800
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,247
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

801
01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:29,082
(GROANING)

802
01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:30,750
John, come on. We gotta get going.

803
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:33,670
- The marshal's downstairs.
-No, no, Marshal's in there.

804
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,340
Oh, man, John. What'd you do to him?

805
01:09:37,424 --> 01:09:39,009
- Come on. Let's get going.
-No!

806
01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:40,468
I don't wanna ride with you.

807
01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:43,054
Come on, John.
Damn, you're a mean drunk.

808
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,433
- Hi, horsey!
-All right. Shh, shh, shh.

809
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,394
- All right, it's time for a "yee-haw."
-Yee-what?

810
01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:51,771
Shh, shh, shh.
Roy O'Bannon special.

811
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:54,774
We jump off, land on the back
of the horse, yell "yee-haw"

812
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:57,277
and ride off, all right?

813
01:09:58,028 --> 01:10:00,947
Watch me and do exactly as I do it.
Yee-haw!

814
01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:08,663
Yee-haw! (GROANS)

815
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:13,501
Okay, hyah! Hyah!

816
01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:16,004
- Hyah! Where's the head?
-John!

817
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:18,465
- John, get up!
-(HORSE BURPS)

818
01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:21,301
(PANTING) Tie 'em up.

819
01:10:21,343 --> 01:10:24,346
What happened to my horse?
Is he dead?

820
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:26,473
- No, but we are, John.
-(GUNS COCKING)

821
01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:29,726
- WANG: Hi, horsey. You sleeping?
-Get up.

822
01:10:32,312 --> 01:10:33,480
Hmm.

823
01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:38,068
Mighty impressive hardware
you're packin'.

824
01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:43,657
Why don't you get your eyes off
my package, you twisted son of a bitch.

825
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:45,158
(GROANS)

826
01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:51,248
- I hope that's him leaving.
-Your turn.

827
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,044
Thank you, Mr. Van Cleef.

828
01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,838
Well, well. What have we here?

829
01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:03,843
Mr. O'Bannon, I presume.

830
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:07,180
Can I get a drink of water?
I got cotton mouth. Aah!

831
01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:09,683
-(ROY GROANING)
-Don't mention it.

832
01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:14,020
And this must be
the famous Shanghai Kid.

833
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:18,525
(CHUCKLES)

834
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,569
-Chon Wang?
-Lo Fong?

835
01:11:21,653 --> 01:11:23,780
You remember
your old comrade-in-arms?

836
01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:25,865
- Hmm?
-I remember a traitor.

837
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:28,034
ROY: I'm sensing
some bad blood here.

838
01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:31,955
- Where is the gold?
-Where's Princess Pei Pei?

839
01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:33,748
-(WANG GROANS)
-ROY: Stop.

840
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:35,917
Come on. We're men.
We're not pinatas.

841
01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:39,504
Okay? And we're really hungover.
We're not trying to be tough guys.

842
01:11:39,587 --> 01:11:41,548
You wanna talk about the gold,
let's talk about the gold.

843
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:43,091
So, you have my gold?

844
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:45,427
- Your gold?
-Yes, we have the gold.

845
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:49,180
- Then where is it?
-The gold's in a safe place.

846
01:11:51,558 --> 01:11:52,600
(GRUNTS)

847
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:53,893
Is he telling the truth?

848
01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:01,276
No.

849
01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:02,610
Ow!

850
01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:06,573
Nice, John. Way to go.
Way to think on your feet.

851
01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:09,242
He cannot lie.
He is bound by Imperial decree.

852
01:12:09,284 --> 01:12:11,411
Imperial decree.

853
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,662
When are you gonna learn

854
01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:14,331
-you're not in China anymore?
-(COCKS WEAPON)

855
01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:19,002
He will never learn.
He can only follow orders.

856
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:24,758
At least I still have my honor.

857
01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,767
Slaves have no honor.

858
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:36,102
- WANG: No! No!
-Hey!

859
01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:37,187
(KNIFE SLICING)

860
01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,942
Now you can never go back to China.

861
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:44,694
(PANTING)

862
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:49,866
You blew it. You blew it, man.

863
01:12:50,492 --> 01:12:53,620
You do not want to cut
his hair off, trust me.

864
01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:56,164
Nothing personal, boys.

865
01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,960
My loyalty is to the emperor.

866
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:04,214
Yeah, John, I heard
all about the emperor.

867
01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:07,300
Must be a hell of a man.

868
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,803
He's only 12.

869
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:13,890
Are you kidding me? You're sitting here
with a noose around your neck,

870
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:16,434
ready to die for someone whose balls
haven't even dropped?

871
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:22,899
By virtue of the authority vested
in me through the territory of Nevada,

872
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:26,319
I do hereby order these men
to hang by their necks

873
01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:28,196
until their feet quit kicking.

874
01:13:28,655 --> 01:13:29,948
(CHEERING)

875
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,205
You're goin' to hell, boys,

876
01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,541
and your horses are taking you there.

877
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,668
(CHUCKLING) Tighten 'em up.

878
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:44,212
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

879
01:13:44,295 --> 01:13:48,341
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

880
01:13:48,425 --> 01:13:51,428
Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

881
01:13:52,262 --> 01:13:53,513
(CROWD LAUGHING)

882
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:55,056
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

883
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:57,016
Hey! Watch it, you little punk.

884
01:13:57,058 --> 01:14:01,354
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

885
01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:04,899
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

886
01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:06,401
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

887
01:14:06,484 --> 01:14:09,529
-(CLICKING SOUNDS)
-Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

888
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:13,533
-(SNORTS)
-(WANG CLICKING TONGUE)

889
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,160
(WHISTLING)

890
01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:16,911
John, what are you doing?

891
01:14:16,995 --> 01:14:18,705
Uh...
(CONTINUES CLICKING TONGUE)

892
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,875
-(WANG WHISTLES)
-(WHINNIES)

893
01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:28,923
(SCREAMING)

894
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:36,139
What the hell is goin' on here?
Stop those horses!

895
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,390
Stop them!

896
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:46,316
Pull it! Pull it!

897
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:49,235
(BOTH YELLING)

898
01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:50,695
<i>I'm back</i>

899
01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:55,617
<i>I'm back in the saddle again</i>

900
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:56,784
Help me!

901
01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:59,078
<i>I'm back</i>

902
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:03,708
<i>I'm back
in the saddle again</i>

903
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,043
(SCREAMING)

904
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,630
Well, don't just stand there!
Go after them!

905
01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,932
Will you listen to this creek, John?

906
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,267
I've never noticed
what a beautiful melody a creek makes.

907
01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:25,271
I've never taken the damn time.

908
01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:28,691
Look at these mountains
and these trees.

909
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:30,276
Hell, look at these green trees.

910
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:31,653
Come here.
I don't even know the names...

911
01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:34,155
We're gonna learn the names
of these green trees. Come here.

912
01:15:34,239 --> 01:15:36,366
I want you to look at these.

913
01:15:37,075 --> 01:15:39,118
Can we not...
John, what are you doing?

914
01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,454
Are you still worried about your hair?

915
01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:44,541
John, listen to me. You're very vain.

916
01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:47,627
By the time you're 70,
your queue, your ponytail,

917
01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:49,712
will be as good as new.

918
01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:51,965
- What are you doing?
-I'm leaving.

919
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:54,968
Can we not take two seconds, John?
We just cheated death.

920
01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:58,304
Come on. Let's look at
these mountains for a second.

921
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:00,557
Okay, let me get my stuff.

922
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,559
- God, you're unbelievable.
-I'm going alone.

923
01:16:08,690 --> 01:16:12,151
What are you...
John, what are you talking about?

924
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:16,072
- I heard you.
-You heard me. Okay.

925
01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,907
At Goldie's.

926
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,536
You said I wasn't your friend.

927
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,999
John...

928
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,918
Hold on a second, John.
I was talking to a girl.

929
01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,837
It was...That's taken out of context.

930
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,338
- That's not...
-Roy.

931
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:36,342
You were right.
How could I ever be your friend?

932
01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:38,678
I'm just a Chinaman.

933
01:16:39,721 --> 01:16:42,390
Hold on, John. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it to...

934
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:43,933
Sayonara, Roy.

935
01:17:02,702 --> 01:17:04,329
(EXPLOSION)

936
01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:18,968
(EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE)

937
01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:40,406
Wait here.

938
01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:54,754
Please.

939
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:17,360
PEI PEI: You have come a long way.

940
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:22,115
I hope the princess you seek
is worthy of such devotion.

941
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:27,704
It is my duty to bring her home.

942
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:35,294
I even brought her favorite book.
(CHUCKLES)

943
01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,676
That's very kind of you.

944
01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:46,180
But what if you found the princess

945
01:18:46,264 --> 01:18:49,642
and she did not wish to go back
to the Forbidden City?

946
01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:53,312
Why would she want to stay here?

947
01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:56,774
Maybe she can do more
for the people here

948
01:18:58,651 --> 01:19:00,820
than she could back in China.

949
01:19:08,453 --> 01:19:09,829
Princess Pei Pei.

950
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,502
Please, don't draw attention.

951
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,340
Please. Stand up!

952
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:23,342
Princess, you have to come with me.

953
01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:26,721
I cannot. Fong cannot find me missing.

954
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,016
Princess, I cannot leave you here.

955
01:19:34,896 --> 01:19:37,106
PEI PEI: Please, stand up!

956
01:19:38,483 --> 01:19:40,568
Don't bow! Get up!

957
01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:43,279
Get up!

958
01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:46,199
You must go.

959
01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:50,369
If I leave,
Fong will begin to kill the others.

960
01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:52,955
It is my duty to bring you home.

961
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:56,042
I command you to go.

962
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:00,755
(WHINNIES)

963
01:20:01,339 --> 01:20:02,381
Go!

964
01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:04,550
Go!

965
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:08,930
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

966
01:21:11,951 --> 01:21:13,619
Reach for the sky, baldy!

967
01:21:13,703 --> 01:21:15,872
That's right. It's Roy.

968
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:17,665
Am I interrupting?

969
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:20,543
I followed you. So what?

970
01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:23,337
What am I supposed to do,
let you wander off? You're a greenhorn.

971
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:25,548
- You'll get killed out here.
-(GUNFIRE)

972
01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:29,886
Come on! We gotta <i>adios</i>
out of here, partner! Come on!

973
01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:32,471
Hyah! You gotta stick with me.

974
01:21:34,432 --> 01:21:36,475
Don't forget, we got a princess to save.

975
01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:50,823
(BELL TOLLING)

976
01:21:57,038 --> 01:21:58,205
(TOLLING CONTINUES)

977
01:22:26,067 --> 01:22:27,443
(TOLLING STOPS)

978
01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,623
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

979
01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:46,879
(FONG SPEAKING MANDARIN)

980
01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:53,052
(SWORDS CLATTERING)

981
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:38,347
Give my regards
to the emperor, Princess.

982
01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:55,740
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

983
01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:01,328
-Chon Wang?
-Chon Wang?

984
01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:02,621
Chon Wang?

985
01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:04,290
(WEAPON COCKS)

986
01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:09,670
ROY: That's right,
Johnny Wayne is here.

987
01:24:11,338 --> 01:24:12,673
Hey, it's me.

988
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:15,384
Why did you cut his hair?

989
01:24:15,468 --> 01:24:17,803
I tried to warn you,
but you wouldn't listen.

990
01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,056
- Go on, drop the gun.
-(GUN CLATTERS)

991
01:24:20,139 --> 01:24:21,974
Now, slide it over.

992
01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:33,152
Is that her?

993
01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:36,530
She's pretty.

994
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:38,824
Grab her.

995
01:24:40,451 --> 01:24:43,287
Come on. We'll take it from here, guys.

996
01:24:43,496 --> 01:24:44,789
(ALL SPEAKING MANDARIN)

997
01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:09,021
John, what... John, get up.

998
01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:11,190
What are you...
I thought we were past this.

999
01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:13,025
Come on, John.

1000
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:14,652
(READING IN MANDARIN)

1001
01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:18,781
Do you see? He will always be a slave.

1002
01:25:19,198 --> 01:25:20,533
(CONTINUES READING
IN MANDARIN)

1003
01:25:35,256 --> 01:25:36,966
This is the West,

1004
01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:40,970
not the East.

1005
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,350
And the sun may rise

1006
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,061
where we come from,

1007
01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:52,648
but here is where it sets.

1008
01:25:56,110 --> 01:25:59,655
You want me to translate?
The princess stays.

1009
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:02,992
The princess stays.

1010
01:26:03,576 --> 01:26:06,412
I grab the gold, you marry the princess.

1011
01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:09,582
We both hang Fong, call it a day.
Mission accomplished.

1012
01:26:12,710 --> 01:26:14,420
Well, well.

1013
01:26:17,423 --> 01:26:20,134
Nice to see we're all churchgoers.

1014
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:24,138
Son of a bitch! With my own guns!

1015
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,725
Sweet, ain't it? (CHUCKLES)

1016
01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:40,321
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff.

1017
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:44,408
Only we ain't got no Mexicans.

1018
01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:50,122
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

1019
01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:02,509
(GUNSHOT)

1020
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,803
No!

1021
01:27:06,263 --> 01:27:08,015
Princess Pei Pei!

1022
01:27:08,766 --> 01:27:09,934
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

1023
01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:17,316
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1024
01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:38,379
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

1025
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:41,632
(BULLET RICOCHETING)

1026
01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:19,295
(EXHALES)

1027
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:25,050
-I hit you?
-VAN CLEEF: No.

1028
01:28:25,092 --> 01:28:27,594
But you're gettin' really close.

1029
01:28:27,678 --> 01:28:30,222
You've almost killed me,
like, 17 times already.

1030
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,602
Eighteen, 19, 20!

1031
01:28:37,271 --> 01:28:39,273
You're on fire today!

1032
01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:27,279
(PANTING)

1033
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:29,865
(GASPS)

1034
01:29:32,993 --> 01:29:33,994
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

1035
01:29:34,453 --> 01:29:36,330
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1036
01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:49,385
(SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)

1037
01:29:55,474 --> 01:29:56,642
(SCREAMS)

1038
01:30:05,109 --> 01:30:06,902
-(GASPS)
-(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

1039
01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,918
How do you survive out here?

1040
01:30:23,585 --> 01:30:26,130
What's that supposed to mean?
These aren't my...

1041
01:30:26,505 --> 01:30:28,090
These guns are really weird.

1042
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,024
(GASPS)

1043
01:30:52,906 --> 01:30:54,032
(CLICKING)

1044
01:31:03,292 --> 01:31:05,043
Oh, man.

1045
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,045
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

1046
01:31:08,005 --> 01:31:10,215
-(GROANS)
-Stay low!

1047
01:31:13,135 --> 01:31:14,553
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1048
01:31:22,561 --> 01:31:23,645
(SCREAMS)

1049
01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,777
(SCREAMING)

1050
01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:37,910
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

1051
01:31:46,084 --> 01:31:48,837
Maybe we should let bygones
be bygones.

1052
01:31:48,921 --> 01:31:50,214
You got off some good shots.

1053
01:31:51,048 --> 01:31:55,469
I got off some good ones.
Let's call it a tie.

1054
01:31:55,552 --> 01:31:57,554
What's the matter, O'Bannon?
Out of bullets?

1055
01:31:57,930 --> 01:32:00,015
No, I got one left.

1056
01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:03,435
Tell you what I'll do.

1057
01:32:03,769 --> 01:32:07,314
I'll take out all my bullets but one.

1058
01:32:07,397 --> 01:32:10,108
And that way, we'll be even. How's that?

1059
01:32:11,652 --> 01:32:13,987
Okay. That sounds fair.

1060
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,114
You'd do that for me?

1061
01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:18,617
Oh, yeah.

1062
01:32:20,285 --> 01:32:21,453
(SHELLS CLATTERING)

1063
01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:24,206
You bet I would.

1064
01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:48,814
(BELL TOLLING)

1065
01:33:26,768 --> 01:33:28,061
(YELLING)

1066
01:33:28,895 --> 01:33:30,814
-(GROANING)
-(BELL TOLLING)

1067
01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:46,872
We come out on three.

1068
01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:49,916
Okay, but... But let me count.

1069
01:33:52,753 --> 01:33:55,297
Fight with honor. Okay.

1070
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:57,007
Fight with... Okay. One!

1071
01:33:58,050 --> 01:34:00,969
Two! Two and a half!

1072
01:34:01,053 --> 01:34:02,596
Two and seven-eighths!

1073
01:34:02,721 --> 01:34:03,889
Three!

1074
01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:06,558
(YELLING)

1075
01:34:24,242 --> 01:34:26,703
How the hell did that happen?

1076
01:35:07,202 --> 01:35:08,870
It's a miracle.

1077
01:35:10,706 --> 01:35:13,125
I am invincible.

1078
01:35:14,751 --> 01:35:16,420
Roy!

1079
01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:20,006
Invincible!

1080
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:22,217
(GROANING)

1081
01:35:29,599 --> 01:35:31,143
(WANG CHOKING)

1082
01:35:33,186 --> 01:35:34,312
(YELLING)

1083
01:35:39,276 --> 01:35:40,485
(GROANING)

1084
01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:11,183
- Now it's time for you to die.
-Adios, partner.

1085
01:36:21,902 --> 01:36:23,028
(GROANING)

1086
01:36:37,876 --> 01:36:39,544
(BOTH PANTING)

1087
01:36:42,923 --> 01:36:44,466
Wow.

1088
01:36:49,846 --> 01:36:51,181
(BOTH SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

1089
01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:04,069
Roy!

1090
01:37:13,286 --> 01:37:15,163
He took the gold.

1091
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:17,249
(com CLINKS)

1092
01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:32,514
Is that all you care about, is the gold?

1093
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:34,099
(SIGHS) Shame on you.

1094
01:37:35,225 --> 01:37:38,478
There's more to life than money.
I hope you learn that one day.

1095
01:37:38,562 --> 01:37:40,605
What happened?

1096
01:37:40,647 --> 01:37:43,733
What? Nothing, nothing.
I just killed him. How'd you do?

1097
01:37:43,775 --> 01:37:44,943
How?

1098
01:37:44,985 --> 01:37:46,570
What do you mean, how?
I shot him with my gun.

1099
01:37:46,611 --> 01:37:48,572
Come on. Tell me the truth.

1100
01:37:48,613 --> 01:37:51,616
It was unbelievable. You missed
a miracle. I had one bullet left.

1101
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,201
He had, like, a million left.

1102
01:37:53,285 --> 01:37:55,120
He lied to me and told me
that he only had one, too.

1103
01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:57,122
But... But when... But when he...

1104
01:38:02,669 --> 01:38:04,045
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

1105
01:38:09,759 --> 01:38:11,803
- She's staying?
-Yes.

1106
01:38:13,138 --> 01:38:15,807
- Can I stand?
-(CHUCKLES) Yes.

1107
01:38:16,141 --> 01:38:17,475
-(GUNSHOT)
-(GASPS)

1108
01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:22,188
Reach for the sky, O'Bannon!
(LAUGHING)

1109
01:38:22,564 --> 01:38:25,317
That's my line. He stole my gang,
he's stealing my lines.

1110
01:38:25,358 --> 01:38:26,943
- That's unbelievable.
-Roy! Roy!

1111
01:38:27,319 --> 01:38:28,653
Get back!

1112
01:38:29,821 --> 01:38:31,156
Stop, stop. It's Wallace.

1113
01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:32,949
Hey, ROY,

1114
01:38:32,991 --> 01:38:36,661
we know you been moonlightin' on us
with that old yellow fella from the train!

1115
01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:38,747
You guys, you stay here.
This isn't your battle.

1116
01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:42,375
-(WALLACE CONTINUES SHOUTING)
-No, we stick together. We are partners.

1117
01:38:45,295 --> 01:38:47,005
That's beautiful.

1118
01:38:52,385 --> 01:38:53,595
You go out the back door.

1119
01:38:54,179 --> 01:38:56,598
- No.
-Don't worry, Princess.

1120
01:38:56,681 --> 01:38:58,892
I promise you, I will see you again.

1121
01:39:00,018 --> 01:39:02,187
That which you have promised,

1122
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:04,522
you must perform.

1123
01:39:13,198 --> 01:39:14,699
-(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
-(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

1124
01:39:19,996 --> 01:39:21,206
- Get out of the way!
-Why?

1125
01:39:21,873 --> 01:39:23,667
- Come on!
-Why? What are you...

1126
01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:29,047
- What are you doing? Are you crazy?
-No, John, stop, stop.

1127
01:39:29,506 --> 01:39:31,007
They can't touch me.

1128
01:39:31,049 --> 01:39:33,718
Something happened back there.
it was a miracle.

1129
01:39:33,802 --> 01:39:34,886
There's no way...

1130
01:39:34,970 --> 01:39:36,930
WALLACE: Hey, smart-ass!
Do you hear me?

1131
01:39:37,347 --> 01:39:39,975
Time's up, O'Bannon!
It's the end of the line!

1132
01:39:40,308 --> 01:39:42,102
- We can take these guys.
-(GUNFIRE)

1133
01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:43,645
Yep, we can take them.

1134
01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:47,649
WALLACE: Are you comin' out or ain't you?

1135
01:39:48,358 --> 01:39:49,401
Gun.

1136
01:39:59,744 --> 01:40:02,247
You really are the Shanghai Kid.

1137
01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:07,669
Nice riding with you, partner.

1138
01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:21,224
We go out on three. I count.

1139
01:40:21,766 --> 01:40:23,560
No, I count.

1140
01:40:24,102 --> 01:40:26,021
We'll both count.

1141
01:40:26,688 --> 01:40:29,315
TOGETHER: One, two, three!

1142
01:40:29,399 --> 01:40:30,483
(YELLING)

1143
01:40:31,943 --> 01:40:32,944
(GUNFIRE)

1144
01:40:38,116 --> 01:40:39,951
(BRAVES ULULATING)

1145
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:43,621
-lndians! Look out!
-No! My family! My family!

1146
01:40:50,462 --> 01:40:53,131
- Friends. Brothers!
-WALLACE: Roy!

1147
01:40:53,339 --> 01:40:58,136
I gotta tell ya, we always
figured you for a dumbshit,

1148
01:40:58,803 --> 01:41:01,848
but, uh, we was thinkin' maybe you
wanna come back and rejoin the gang.

1149
01:41:02,557 --> 01:41:05,351
- So, uh, what do you say?
-MAN: Yeah, what do you say?

1150
01:41:05,435 --> 01:41:06,644
I think I'm just gonna wing it.

1151
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:08,646
All right.

1152
01:41:08,730 --> 01:41:10,648
-ROY: And you are goin' to jail.
-That works, too.

1153
01:41:11,107 --> 01:41:12,525
(BRAVES ULULATING)

1154
01:41:14,486 --> 01:41:16,029
ALL: How, <i>kimosabe!</i>

1155
01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,406
How, <i>kimosabe!</i>

1156
01:41:23,411 --> 01:41:24,788
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

1157
01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:26,372
(TRADITIONAL CHINESE
MUSIC PLAYING)

1158
01:41:28,416 --> 01:41:30,460
Oh, it's nice to be standing here
next to you.

1159
01:41:30,502 --> 01:41:33,129
I don't think I've ever gotten
a chance to thank you for...

1160
01:41:33,379 --> 01:41:36,049
For saving us so many times.

1161
01:41:36,132 --> 01:41:39,511
I wish you could understand what...
I feel like there's this gap between us.

1162
01:41:39,594 --> 01:41:41,888
It's like, I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian.

1163
01:41:41,971 --> 01:41:43,723
You say "Wampum," I say "money."

1164
01:41:43,807 --> 01:41:45,475
At a certain point, I just think...

1165
01:41:49,979 --> 01:41:52,232
Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.

1166
01:41:52,857 --> 01:41:55,318
Did... Did... She just...

1167
01:42:06,121 --> 01:42:07,872
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

1168
01:42:07,956 --> 01:42:12,377
ROY: There she is, right on time,
carrying a big, fat payroll.

1169
01:42:13,962 --> 01:42:16,506
- Oh.
-(HORSE SNORTS)

1170
01:42:17,590 --> 01:42:19,843
I don't know if I'll ever
get used to this one.

1171
01:42:22,595 --> 01:42:24,222
Don't worry. You'll get used to it.

1172
01:42:24,514 --> 01:42:27,142
I can guarantee you, we won't get half
as many girls being lawmen.

1173
01:42:27,225 --> 01:42:29,310
I know we're spoken for, but...

1174
01:42:29,394 --> 01:42:31,396
You never know what's gonna
happen in a relationship.

1175
01:42:33,189 --> 01:42:36,651
I gotta get rid of my outlaw name.
That's not gonna work anymore.

1176
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:39,445
Really? What would you call yourself?

1177
01:42:40,405 --> 01:42:43,825
I don't know. I mean,
my real name's Wyatt Earp, but...

1178
01:42:44,159 --> 01:42:47,579
Earp? That's a terrible name
for a cowboy.

1179
01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:50,123
- Why?
-Bad.

1180
01:42:50,248 --> 01:42:51,624
-Really?
-Bad!

1181
01:42:51,749 --> 01:42:53,960
And John Wayne's
a great cowboy name?

1182
01:42:54,043 --> 01:42:55,170
Roy, look.

1183
01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:56,921
There they are.

1184
01:42:57,797 --> 01:43:01,759
Yep. Look at those amateurs.
That's my move!

1185
01:43:02,427 --> 01:43:04,596
Come on, Roy. Let's go say "howdy."

1186
01:43:04,721 --> 01:43:06,723
ROY: Let's go! Hyah! Hyah!

1187
01:43:06,764 --> 01:43:08,349
-Yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!

1188
01:43:14,856 --> 01:43:16,191
(HORSE WHINNYING)

1189
01:43:16,274 --> 01:43:17,775
-Yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!

1190
01:43:24,949 --> 01:43:26,159
<i>MAN: Scene up.</i>

1191
01:43:27,869 --> 01:43:31,372
That which you have promised,
you must perform.

1192
01:43:31,456 --> 01:43:33,124
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

1193
01:43:33,208 --> 01:43:35,126
- Hello.
-(CREW LAUGHING)

1194
01:43:35,376 --> 01:43:37,879
He was part of your "rushimiant..."

1195
01:43:37,962 --> 01:43:39,422
What? Regiment.

1196
01:43:39,631 --> 01:43:41,382
WILSON: He's one of your bandits.

1197
01:43:41,466 --> 01:43:43,426
He's one of your... He's one of your...

1198
01:43:43,635 --> 01:43:46,638
He was part of your regiment
of "dentists."

1199
01:43:46,679 --> 01:43:48,640
Bandits. Dentists?

1200
01:43:51,392 --> 01:43:52,685
(GLASS SHATTERING)

1201
01:43:52,769 --> 01:43:54,812
WOW! Shit!

1202
01:43:59,275 --> 01:44:01,569
- He didn't teeth brush this morning.
-(CREW LAUGHING)

1203
01:44:01,653 --> 01:44:04,072
- Lose this thing, too, I'm gonna cut off...
-No!

1204
01:44:06,783 --> 01:44:08,493
(CREW LAUGHING)

1205
01:44:09,869 --> 01:44:11,496
I can't do stunts, man.

1206
01:44:11,829 --> 01:44:15,500
<i>Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby</i>

1207
01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:16,668
(GROANS)

1208
01:44:17,877 --> 01:44:20,630
- What's this princess like?
-(BUBBLES SURFACING)

1209
01:44:21,005 --> 01:44:23,174
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1210
01:44:23,967 --> 01:44:25,468
(CREW LAUGHING)

1211
01:44:26,386 --> 01:44:29,180
I got air bubbles coming out of my thing.

1212
01:44:30,014 --> 01:44:31,557
<i>Uno mas,</i> please.

1213
01:44:34,435 --> 01:44:37,814
<i>-Uno mas... </i>
-(CREW LAUGHING)

1214
01:44:39,065 --> 01:44:40,692
Thanks, Fido.

1215
01:44:50,118 --> 01:44:51,286
(SCREAMS)

1216
01:44:52,203 --> 01:44:53,830
(ALL LAUGHING)

1217
01:44:55,456 --> 01:44:58,710
TOGETHER: One, two, three!

1218
01:44:58,793 --> 01:45:00,586
(YELLING)

1219
01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:02,171
Shit!

1220
01:45:06,843 --> 01:45:10,346
Thank you so much, Princess.
You're so good.

1221
01:45:10,388 --> 01:45:13,766
-(LAUGHING)
-Princess! Oh, I love you so much.

1222
01:45:14,058 --> 01:45:17,061
WILSON: I'm talking to you!
Turn around!

1223
01:45:17,145 --> 01:45:18,980
Ask me if I give a shit.

1224
01:45:19,063 --> 01:45:20,523
(CREW LAUGHING)

1225
01:45:29,407 --> 01:45:32,243
<i>I might walk a little funny
but my walk is me</i>

1226
01:45:32,327 --> 01:45:34,954
<i>I might stutter when I talk
but I say what I see</i>

1227
01:45:35,038 --> 01:45:37,915
<i>I don't agree with every other
little thing that's proven</i>

1228
01:45:37,999 --> 01:45:40,710
<i>I do a lot of things
that I shouldn't be doin'</i>

1229
01:45:40,752 --> 01:45:43,212
<i>I ruin everything
you might've had in mind</i>

1230
01:45:43,254 --> 01:45:46,174
<i>I'm a consistent, belligerent
solidified mind</i>

1231
01:45:46,257 --> 01:45:48,718
<i>Rhinestone freak
Suburban style</i>

1232
01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:51,679
<i>I ain't got no money
and I got no car</i>

1233
01:45:51,763 --> 01:45:54,265
<i>I might make par
if it don't take much</i>

1234
01:45:54,307 --> 01:45:57,060
<i>I gotta ride very far
'cause I ride on luck</i>

1235
01:45:57,101 --> 01:45:59,604
<i>I stay pretty stuck
in a rut like I should</i>

1236
01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:02,607
<i>And I do it for the love</i>
<i>of everything's that's still good</i>

1237
01:46:02,690 --> 01:46:05,026
<i>I don't know why I come here</i>

1238
01:46:05,109 --> 01:46:08,071
<i>But I know I'll never leave</i>

1239
01:46:08,112 --> 01:46:10,948
<i>It's the only place
I wanna be</i>

1240
01:46:11,032 --> 01:46:13,409
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

1241
01:46:13,451 --> 01:46:15,870
<i>I don't know why I come here</i>

1242
01:46:15,953 --> 01:46:18,956
<i>But I know I'll never leave</i>

1243
01:46:18,998 --> 01:46:21,793
<i>It's the only place
I wanna be</i>

1244
01:46:21,834 --> 01:46:24,379
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

1245
01:46:35,139 --> 01:46:37,725
<i>I'm a long way gone
but I ain't short-lived</i>

1246
01:46:37,809 --> 01:46:40,728
<i>I got knee-deep pockets
that leak like a sieve</i>

1247
01:46:40,812 --> 01:46:43,231
<i>I give one tenth throughout
the course of the night</i>

1248
01:46:43,314 --> 01:46:45,983
<i>And if I don't go home
then I did things right</i>

1249
01:46:46,067 --> 01:46:48,653
<i>I'd like to settle down
but I ain't that guy</i>

1250
01:46:48,694 --> 01:46:51,656
<i>'Cause everything I ever did
I always did on the fly</i>

1251
01:46:51,739 --> 01:46:54,158
<i>I stay stuck in the rut like I should</i>

1252
01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:57,078
<i>You know, I do it for the love
of everything that's still good</i>

1253
01:46:57,161 --> 01:46:59,497
<i>I don't know why I come here</i>

1254
01:46:59,539 --> 01:47:02,625
<i>But I know I'll never leave</i>

1255
01:47:02,667 --> 01:47:05,294
<i>It's the only place
I wanna be</i>

1256
01:47:05,336 --> 01:47:08,005
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>