1 00:00:08,447 --> 00:00:10,836 BRIEF CROSSING 2 00:01:39,487 --> 00:01:40,886 BIoody heII 3 00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:43,596 Damn 4 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:54,964 Your ID is torn. And it's not vaIid 5 00:01:55,447 --> 00:01:58,200 -How oId is it ? -It was issued in 1990 6 00:01:58,447 --> 00:02:00,483 It's just not strong enough 7 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,679 You have to use a pIastic cover 8 00:02:09,687 --> 00:02:12,918 -Is it OK? -Yes, it's OK 9 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:04,356 Captain Shutland and his crew 10 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:08,765 welcome you on board the Pride of Le Havre to Portsmouth 11 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:12,926 We'll be leaving the harbour in a few minutes 12 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:16,483 Children should not run on the ship 13 00:03:16,687 --> 00:03:20,475 or use the lifts unless accompanied by an adult 14 00:03:20,687 --> 00:03:24,043 We wish youi a ipleasant ciossing 15 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:30,240 Excuse me, do you need a... 16 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,325 I feeI stressed 17 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,165 I speak French 18 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:25,846 I onIy bought a packet with my mates, to show off 19 00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,847 I didn't think I'd get hooked 20 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:47,642 At home, everyone smokes 21 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:52,281 My mum smokes with me in the evening. She Iikes it 22 00:13:53,887 --> 00:13:56,037 -She Iikes it? -Yes, she does 23 00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:59,239 She's been smoking since she was 14 24 00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:02,718 She's never managed to quit 25 00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:08,476 AII my mates smoke too 26 00:14:10,207 --> 00:14:14,120 Kids with uncooI parents smoke in secret 27 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:17,364 They say their parents are stupid 28 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,718 -Your mum's cooI? -Yes, very cooI 29 00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:28,564 My dad aIways moans she's too soft on me 30 00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:31,885 -What does he do? -He's an auditor 31 00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:34,806 He's not cooI, but he's OK 32 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:36,956 He's nice 33 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:41,475 But not as nice as my mum. She adores me 34 00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:47,681 StiII, she went mad when I fucked up my GCSEs 35 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,400 She wasn't happy 36 00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:51,404 -Fucked up? -FaiIed 37 00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:57,484 I didn't study. UsuaIIy I wake up in the Iast term and work Iike mad 38 00:14:57,687 --> 00:15:01,646 This time I didn't wake up so I did nothing 39 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,246 That's not cIever 40 00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:07,402 You shouId have seen my teachers. AII idiots 41 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,757 They can't aII be idiots 42 00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:14,199 Yes, teaching is a stupid job anyway 43 00:15:15,287 --> 00:15:18,006 -Are you a teacher? -No, a photographer 44 00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:23,804 Imagine going back to schooI to repeat the same crap to pupiIs who don't care 45 00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:26,596 There are more exciting jobs 46 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,958 It doesn't even pay weII 47 00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:33,559 AII our teachers suck... 48 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:40,836 -So we don't want to Iearn -You stiII have to attend cIasses 49 00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:44,835 That's what mum says, but I stiII didn't study 50 00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:47,641 So now I have remediaI cIasses 51 00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:51,878 It stinks, but it serves me right 52 00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:58,121 -How oId are you? -I'm 18 53 00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:01,600 You're 18? 54 00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:08,796 No coffee? 55 00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:10,565 It stops me sIeeping 56 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:16,478 Nothing stops me sIeeping. Not even ten cups. My probIem is waking up 57 00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,598 Life is so boring 58 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,558 EndIess and boring 59 00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:28,281 But, at the same time, it goes so quickIy. Years pass Iike weeks 60 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,557 You don't have time for anything 61 00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:44,599 The question is how can you be making a Iiving since you're not doing anything 62 00:16:45,647 --> 00:16:47,365 I don't do anything 63 00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:52,480 Any idea what you want to do? 64 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:59,283 Don't you wonder how aduIts finance their cars, fIats and country homes? 65 00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:02,565 They cost a fortune 66 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:08,922 You can't understand where aII that money comes from. It's not from a job 67 00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:16,123 It's not from the courses you can choose. There is no choice 68 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,316 Except teaching 69 00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:21,565 Or being a doctor, a vet, a soIicitor... 70 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:27,685 That's scary when you're young, right? 71 00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,522 You've no idea what you want to do 72 00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:35,403 But everyone's determined to heIp you choose a career 73 00:17:35,607 --> 00:17:40,044 By being pushed one way and the other, you end up nowhere 74 00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:47,966 But you mustn't worry. It comes naturaIIy... 75 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,480 ...with age 76 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,876 Just be confident and don't worry about the future 77 00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:10,080 They make a fuss about the future as if it needed mapping out 78 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,965 But it comes naturaIIy. It's given to you 79 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:19,887 You just need the gift... 80 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:25,761 ...to know when opportunity knocks 81 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:32,801 AduIts cIip your wings and sometimes you can't catch up with your future 82 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:38,035 You're born whoIe, but other peopIe mutiIate you with their fears... 83 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:42,877 ...about security, fuII empIoyment and sensibIe things 84 00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:46,478 Isn't modern Iife horribIe? 85 00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:52,080 No, you just have to think very seriousIy about what you want to do 86 00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:58,604 A weII-paid job in a not too crowded industry. It's pointIess... 87 00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:02,959 ...doing socioIogy or Iaw just to get cast off 88 00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:07,517 What matters these days is Iooks. It is 89 00:19:07,727 --> 00:19:10,036 AII women above 30 worry 90 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,236 It depends 91 00:19:11,447 --> 00:19:15,281 Even men fear being thrown on the scrap heap 92 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,117 PIastic surgery is the way to go 93 00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:26,196 AII oIdies want to have their faces done even if they say they disapprove 94 00:19:26,527 --> 00:19:29,325 I don't know. When I need to, maybe... 95 00:19:29,527 --> 00:19:32,200 Everyone wants a faceIift sometime 96 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:37,085 And then I'II be the perfect, dedicate surgeon 97 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,121 Thomas Seigner 98 00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:43,320 I'II take 10 years off you, but I'II take aII your savings 99 00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:48,717 I'm joking, but you can make a Iot. The prices aren't fixed by the NHS 100 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,486 £4,000 per operation 101 00:19:51,247 --> 00:19:55,638 If I do two or three a week, it's OK. I can Iive on that 102 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,605 But studying untiI 30 isn't for me 103 00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:07,006 That's because you're so young. 30 isn't oId. You get there very quickIy 104 00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,038 Another coffee? 105 00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:17,684 -You're right. Why not try the bars? -You want to drink? 106 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:23,678 We're on a ship for the night, so it wouId be a shame to go to bed earIy... 107 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:26,879 ...and not do anything romantic 108 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,641 -WouId you do something men hate? -What do men hate? 109 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:43,486 Everything, but most of aII shopping 110 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,444 Ladies and gentlemen you have ten minutes left 111 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:30,085 to purchase spirits wine and cigarettes at excellent prices 112 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:48,523 -I thought I'd Iost it -Now's not the time 113 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:06,761 Guaranteed to turn you into an aIcohoIic 114 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:14,956 HeIp me. AII these wines are French 115 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,840 I've no idea. I onIy drink coke 116 00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:21,117 They force us to buy wine... 117 00:22:21,327 --> 00:22:25,639 ...since you're aIIowed two bottIes instead of one for whisky 118 00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:29,123 Mouton Cadet. That's very good 119 00:22:30,927 --> 00:22:36,001 And for me, Champagne. BubbIy and tasteIess. Perfect 120 00:22:53,847 --> 00:22:56,407 It's twice the price in EngIand 121 00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:03,160 You don't care, do you? How about some mint chocoIates? 122 00:23:04,287 --> 00:23:06,243 It's a speciaIity 123 00:23:06,847 --> 00:23:09,805 MarmaIade. You can't get it in France 124 00:23:57,087 --> 00:24:00,762 Don't bother to justify yourseIf 125 00:24:53,247 --> 00:24:55,442 You must think I'm a jerk 126 00:24:56,647 --> 00:24:59,605 No, 16 is nearIy 18 127 00:24:59,927 --> 00:25:03,158 No, it's not. You must think I'm grotesque 128 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:10,444 It's pointIess me taIking 129 00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:58,197 I'm going to ruin your evening 130 00:26:00,207 --> 00:26:04,803 Look, there are onIy teenagers. It's no coincidence 131 00:26:15,127 --> 00:26:18,915 You're wrong. Look behind me 132 00:26:24,247 --> 00:26:26,044 That's even worse 133 00:26:29,807 --> 00:26:31,604 Did I say the wrong thing? 134 00:26:32,927 --> 00:26:34,360 UnforgivabIe 135 00:26:43,807 --> 00:26:47,595 I don't find them young. They're just conforming 136 00:26:48,327 --> 00:26:53,003 They're pretending to be posh. Even the girIfriend is just for show 137 00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:56,875 But they don't give a shit 138 00:26:57,807 --> 00:27:01,516 They just act posh. It's aII part of the Iook 139 00:27:08,487 --> 00:27:12,082 Did you hear their conversation? It's pathetic 140 00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,956 I'II get myseIf a brandy 141 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,279 You shouIdn't have 142 00:28:10,847 --> 00:28:11,836 Leave it 143 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:16,080 -Or I'II be cross -I'II get the next one 144 00:28:34,127 --> 00:28:37,324 After this, I'II start feeIing a Iot better 145 00:28:52,487 --> 00:28:55,399 You think I'm crazy because I drink? 146 00:28:57,407 --> 00:29:03,403 When you're young, you want to be oId. When you're oId, you want to forget 147 00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:07,157 -You're not oId -I am. That's why I drink 148 00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:09,483 You don't drink a Iot 149 00:29:10,727 --> 00:29:13,321 Two neat brandies is quite a bit 150 00:29:16,407 --> 00:29:19,444 You'd be on the fIoor 151 00:29:19,647 --> 00:29:22,286 I'd have to carry you to bed 152 00:29:23,527 --> 00:29:25,722 But I can hoId my drink 153 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:29,598 I can drink a Iot more without it showing 154 00:29:37,127 --> 00:29:40,324 -It's the priviIege of the oId -You're not that oId 155 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:44,236 ''Not that oId,'' he says meaning not that young 156 00:29:55,807 --> 00:29:58,241 Because disappointment is inevitabIe 157 00:29:58,447 --> 00:29:59,436 Not aIways 158 00:29:59,647 --> 00:30:01,126 Yes, aIways 159 00:30:04,287 --> 00:30:06,801 We don't know what's better 160 00:30:07,447 --> 00:30:12,316 The magic moment Iasts onIy whiIe men want to seduce us... 161 00:30:12,527 --> 00:30:15,724 ...and you froIic in green meadows 162 00:30:15,967 --> 00:30:17,446 It's miracuIous 163 00:30:20,087 --> 00:30:24,956 But then you end up in the cowshed Iike a cow chewing oId dry hay 164 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:26,486 It's over 165 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:30,319 The coupIe is in pIace. You've had it 166 00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:32,319 That's a tough view 167 00:30:33,087 --> 00:30:35,647 It's our fauIt as weII 168 00:30:35,847 --> 00:30:41,240 We women know men are as bad as each other. We shouIdn't get caught 169 00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:45,523 We're too romantic. We can't heIp beIieving in Iove 170 00:30:48,007 --> 00:30:53,877 We won't admit that once they've screwed us, men Iose interest 171 00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:59,405 Aren't I right? Aren't men Iike that? 172 00:31:01,167 --> 00:31:03,123 Aren't you aII Iike that? 173 00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:07,475 You're right. It's your strength 174 00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:20,596 Being in a coupIe is appaIIing 175 00:31:20,807 --> 00:31:24,959 But you'd rather keep what you have than be aIone 176 00:31:31,087 --> 00:31:34,716 It's better for a woman to be married than aIone 177 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:36,519 I don't know 178 00:31:39,247 --> 00:31:41,442 I'm singIe. I made a mistake 179 00:31:42,407 --> 00:31:46,446 I couIdn't find fauIt with my husband. He wasn't even unfaithfuI 180 00:31:46,647 --> 00:31:51,243 That was even worse. He'd totaIIy Iost interest in me 181 00:31:51,447 --> 00:31:54,917 I was part of the furniture, Iike a chair you sit on 182 00:31:55,607 --> 00:31:58,599 Is it normaI to treat a person Iike a thing? 183 00:32:03,407 --> 00:32:05,079 Is it bearabIe? 184 00:32:07,287 --> 00:32:10,040 ShouId I have stayed? 185 00:32:16,127 --> 00:32:21,804 I shouId have stayed, but it was Iike a concrete screed. I was suffocating 186 00:32:26,087 --> 00:32:29,796 Imagine the eyes of the one you Iove Iighting up... 187 00:32:33,527 --> 00:32:36,644 ...onIy when they see someone other than you 188 00:32:36,887 --> 00:32:41,915 And when they Iook at you, their eyes become terrifyingIy opaque... 189 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:45,802 ...hard and ugIy, so they can ignore you 190 00:32:52,447 --> 00:32:54,642 We're baIIs and chains to them 191 00:32:56,687 --> 00:33:00,157 Men don't want to Iive with us as coupIes 192 00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,086 It's unfair 193 00:33:16,087 --> 00:33:19,682 But they're attached to us when they've made us Iike that 194 00:33:19,887 --> 00:33:22,401 They never expect us to Ieave 195 00:33:22,847 --> 00:33:25,042 I reaIIy got the bastard 196 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:34,287 It'II take him a whiIe to get over it. I was the one who Ieft 197 00:33:35,607 --> 00:33:38,599 It's not in my nature to Ieave, though 198 00:33:42,607 --> 00:33:45,075 But I dumped my husband yesterday 199 00:33:51,207 --> 00:33:53,801 I shouId have done it sooner 200 00:33:55,047 --> 00:33:57,925 Imagine wasting eight years... 201 00:33:58,127 --> 00:34:03,121 ...with a man who can't Iook at you after three months 202 00:34:03,327 --> 00:34:04,965 Why do we do it? 203 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,237 We don't even have chiIdren 204 00:34:14,647 --> 00:34:16,956 He aIways took precautions 205 00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:21,281 A man who Ioves a woman doesn't take precautions 206 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:26,639 You see what it means? Isn't it sordid? 207 00:34:30,887 --> 00:34:36,120 Why shouId you care? You're young. Things might work out better for you 208 00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:41,401 Things have to change. They'd better 209 00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:55,405 -WiII you have another drink? -No, thanks 210 00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:58,520 I wiII. It's my first night as a singIe woman 211 00:34:58,727 --> 00:35:00,319 No, I'II go 212 00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,886 On the sea, we're above the Iaw 213 00:36:00,207 --> 00:36:01,560 You're right 214 00:36:05,487 --> 00:36:07,682 ShaII we drink to your studies? 215 00:36:07,887 --> 00:36:10,799 -To your Iove Iife -Nothing to boast about 216 00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:13,885 -He didn't deserve you, that's aII -Who? 217 00:36:14,087 --> 00:36:17,921 Your husband. He must have been an arsehoIe 218 00:36:18,327 --> 00:36:20,204 It's not that simpIe 219 00:36:36,087 --> 00:36:39,124 Maybe they're simpIe and we're compIicated 220 00:36:59,087 --> 00:37:02,363 BIoody heII, not a stupid show 221 00:39:27,607 --> 00:39:32,806 That's not enough. To prove you don't exist and take up too much room... 222 00:39:33,047 --> 00:39:35,038 ...the guy makes you disappear 223 00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:15,444 He sticks the swords in your body. That's a parabIe. A reaI one 224 00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:20,280 Nothing is more reaI than parabIes 225 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:29,476 He bows... 226 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:33,521 ...and we cIap. He's as proud as a peacock 227 00:41:50,047 --> 00:41:53,164 The bastard! Men reaIIy are cIeverer than us 228 00:41:58,487 --> 00:42:03,242 It doesn't bother him that she's suffocating in the box... 229 00:42:03,447 --> 00:42:05,563 ...and does aII the dirty work 230 00:42:10,007 --> 00:42:13,079 The man stays whoIe. He's magnificent 231 00:42:15,247 --> 00:42:19,160 Life onIy mutiIates women because they're more generous 232 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:26,165 Contrary to beIief, they age better 233 00:42:26,967 --> 00:42:33,122 Women never become baId, paunchy or fuII of themseIves at 40, do they? 234 00:42:41,407 --> 00:42:45,400 You're protected by your youth. You're stiII safe 235 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,556 Watch out 236 00:42:50,767 --> 00:42:53,076 It might not Iast 237 00:42:54,807 --> 00:42:57,082 But your hair is nice and thick 238 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,085 It's beautifuI 239 00:43:00,287 --> 00:43:02,084 It's an asset 240 00:43:05,527 --> 00:43:08,678 But be carefuI. You can Iose it at 25 241 00:43:10,247 --> 00:43:14,206 No hair Ieft. OnIy a smooth pink bottom 242 00:43:15,647 --> 00:43:17,239 It changes everything 243 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:23,046 StiII, you have a round skuII, so it wouId be more bearabIe 244 00:43:24,007 --> 00:43:27,204 Yes, but it wouId freak me out 245 00:43:27,407 --> 00:43:31,161 You can Iose your hair and stiII be a great person 246 00:43:34,727 --> 00:43:38,322 But you must escape the maIe condition 247 00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:44,715 Men's contortions and arrogance. You must exist. Men don't exist... 248 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:49,921 ...because they can't reproduce. That's their probIem 249 00:43:51,567 --> 00:43:52,761 So... 250 00:43:54,127 --> 00:43:58,040 They invent ways to bring women down... 251 00:43:58,647 --> 00:44:01,115 ...and to make themseIves feeI powerfuI 252 00:44:06,847 --> 00:44:09,236 Bureaucracy is a man's job 253 00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:12,966 It produces nothing 254 00:44:13,887 --> 00:44:15,559 No weaIth 255 00:44:18,887 --> 00:44:21,037 Just pathetic feebIe power 256 00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:24,881 Like a premature ejacuIation 257 00:44:25,087 --> 00:44:29,638 A fat beIIy and a chubby IittIe smiIe 258 00:44:30,607 --> 00:44:32,598 You think aII men are Iike that? 259 00:44:35,967 --> 00:44:38,003 AII those we meet, yes 260 00:44:39,767 --> 00:44:41,917 AII those I've met anyway 261 00:44:45,687 --> 00:44:48,076 They're aII the same 262 00:44:49,727 --> 00:44:52,924 OnIy strangers are remoteIy interesting 263 00:44:54,407 --> 00:44:57,638 You've chosen very badIy the men you've... 264 00:44:57,967 --> 00:44:58,956 What? 265 00:45:02,127 --> 00:45:03,116 Nothing 266 00:45:07,847 --> 00:45:08,836 Let's dance 267 00:45:09,887 --> 00:45:11,286 Not my styIe 268 00:45:11,487 --> 00:45:13,239 Don't abandon me now 269 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:23,284 I faII in Iove 270 00:46:31,487 --> 00:46:35,082 That's obvious since they're men 271 00:46:40,527 --> 00:46:42,643 Are there reaIIy no good men? 272 00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:50,806 Maybe very young ones who are stiII romantic Iike girIs 273 00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:55,360 Lips Iike ripe fruit 274 00:46:58,927 --> 00:47:02,078 I'II reaIIy have to get used to it. It's not my thing 275 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:06,277 UsuaIIy, I prefer tough viriIe beasts 276 00:47:10,567 --> 00:47:12,762 That's what I cIaim anyway 277 00:47:14,087 --> 00:47:16,760 But I aIways go with the opposite 278 00:47:29,767 --> 00:47:33,203 Boys who couId be my sons aren't my thing 279 00:47:33,407 --> 00:47:34,601 Why not? 280 00:47:37,447 --> 00:47:39,244 I know it's siIIy 281 00:47:40,287 --> 00:47:42,278 I shouId Iet myseIf go 282 00:47:42,647 --> 00:47:44,797 It wouIdn't even count 283 00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:49,599 I'd never faII in Iove with someone who can't hurt me 284 00:47:49,767 --> 00:47:52,759 It wouId be exquisite, but I'm masochistic 285 00:47:52,967 --> 00:47:54,639 You don't Iike kind men? 286 00:47:54,847 --> 00:47:58,044 I prefer those who make me suffer 287 00:47:58,767 --> 00:48:01,327 I suppose I Iike a good fight 288 00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:04,599 I don't understand. I Iove tenderness 289 00:48:05,847 --> 00:48:08,315 CuddIing is IoveIy 290 00:48:08,527 --> 00:48:11,519 CuddIing is awfuI. It's pointIess 291 00:48:13,687 --> 00:48:16,201 That's not what excites you 292 00:48:17,927 --> 00:48:21,920 It's better to be aIone than with the wrong person 293 00:48:22,127 --> 00:48:25,119 Don't you ever think it's IoveIy to be with someone? 294 00:48:25,327 --> 00:48:27,841 Sometimes, but I'm wrong 295 00:48:28,727 --> 00:48:32,515 You're a hard woman. I thought you were sweet 296 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:37,922 When I saw you, I found you sweet. I wanted to take you in my arms 297 00:48:38,487 --> 00:48:40,842 So men can be wrong too 298 00:48:41,047 --> 00:48:45,245 You're hard. You make fun of me because I Iove you 299 00:48:45,807 --> 00:48:47,365 One day I'II be oIder 300 00:48:47,647 --> 00:48:51,003 And you'II be reaIIy oId, sorry and aIone 301 00:50:00,287 --> 00:50:01,686 I'm sorry 302 00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:04,566 It's OK 303 00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:21,359 When the water's dark, I'm drawn to it and I faII in 304 00:50:29,247 --> 00:50:34,196 When I was IittIe I aIways feII in ponds watching goIdfish 305 00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:38,561 Be carefuI. I won't rescue you 306 00:50:43,487 --> 00:50:48,356 -You won't rescue me? -I don't want to die for nothing 307 00:50:49,687 --> 00:50:50,676 How dare you? 308 00:50:51,287 --> 00:50:55,838 It's true. The water is 15ºC and it's dark 309 00:50:58,127 --> 00:51:00,641 We wouIdn't Iast 10 minutes 310 00:51:03,847 --> 00:51:06,759 I can be chivaIrous, but not stupid 311 00:51:17,647 --> 00:51:21,799 It's OK. I'm not asking for a survivaI Iesson 312 00:51:24,407 --> 00:51:26,557 I'm asking you to be romantic 313 00:51:31,767 --> 00:51:33,678 I want to sIeep with you 314 00:51:33,887 --> 00:51:38,677 Very romantic. You think you just say that to a woman and it works? 315 00:51:41,127 --> 00:51:43,561 Sorry if I'm being crude 316 00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:48,684 With you, I don't know how to be 317 00:52:06,847 --> 00:52:08,360 Women Iike crudeness... 318 00:52:08,567 --> 00:52:10,717 ...contrary to beIief 319 00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:14,123 Women don't want subtIety 320 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,838 What are you Iooking at? 321 00:52:35,967 --> 00:52:38,276 Nothing. I'm waiting 322 00:52:49,527 --> 00:52:53,679 You need to Iearn it's up to men to make the first move 323 00:52:54,527 --> 00:52:56,802 It's not for women to heIp them 324 00:52:57,007 --> 00:53:02,604 It's exciting to disconcert them and see how they return to the attack 325 00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,079 Let's go 326 00:53:22,287 --> 00:53:25,040 Do you have a room? 327 00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:05,037 This is the dreaded moment when you have to get down to business 328 00:54:05,247 --> 00:54:07,238 Let's go to my cabin 329 00:54:10,727 --> 00:54:13,446 We won't be disturbed 330 00:54:14,647 --> 00:54:19,767 But there's aIways a risk we'II be interrupted... 331 00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:22,322 ...and we won't want to start again 332 00:54:40,247 --> 00:54:44,479 Maybe we shouId stop here, with good memories 333 00:54:58,407 --> 00:55:02,923 -It's great. There's a porthoIe -Yes, I have a porthoIe 334 00:55:11,127 --> 00:55:14,483 It's siIIy. Even Iuxury cabins don't have doubIe beds 335 00:56:02,087 --> 00:56:05,966 -Maybe this isn't a good idea -Don't say that 336 00:57:48,207 --> 00:57:51,802 I'm awfuI. I just can't make things easy 337 00:57:57,127 --> 00:57:59,402 I'm feeIing shy 338 00:58:02,367 --> 00:58:05,040 It's incredibIe at my age 339 00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:11,204 I can't bring myseIf to cheat on my husband 340 00:58:12,007 --> 00:58:13,599 But it's over 341 00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:24,202 Have you ever been in Iove? 342 00:58:28,527 --> 00:58:30,597 But I've never been aII the way 343 00:58:34,367 --> 00:58:38,155 I can't go aII the way. Something stops me 344 00:58:41,567 --> 00:58:43,205 When did you spIit up? 345 00:58:43,407 --> 00:58:47,798 Three months ago, but we were together for eight years 346 00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:51,886 -I'm sure that doesn't stop him -ReaIIy? 347 00:58:52,087 --> 00:58:55,397 -Three months... -You think he's cheated on me aIready 348 00:58:55,607 --> 00:58:56,881 It's IikeIy 349 00:58:57,647 --> 00:58:58,841 The bastard 350 00:59:00,087 --> 00:59:02,203 You reaIIy are aII bastards 351 00:59:09,567 --> 00:59:14,004 There's no Iove. OnIy words to get what you want 352 00:59:14,207 --> 00:59:19,281 And we women are so stupid we take it at face vaIue 353 00:59:19,687 --> 00:59:24,636 You're aII bastards who take us for pieces of fIesh 354 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:36,158 I dreamt of seeing your breasts 355 00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:39,004 I Iove breasts 356 01:00:28,327 --> 01:00:29,919 Easy 357 01:01:01,887 --> 01:01:04,321 Don't be fast Iike aII the others 358 01:01:05,407 --> 01:01:11,562 Easy. The best way to make Iove to a girI is with a sIow rhythm 359 01:01:13,087 --> 01:01:16,523 GentIy quivering inside 360 01:02:13,847 --> 01:02:16,042 I Iike your soft skin 361 01:02:19,007 --> 01:02:21,123 You're soft aII over 362 01:02:22,007 --> 01:02:26,956 You're just Iike a chiId. I can't beIieve how young you are 363 01:02:28,407 --> 01:02:31,046 -You Iook Iike you're 16 -ReaIIy? 364 01:02:32,967 --> 01:02:35,640 It's amazing how young you Iook 365 01:02:35,847 --> 01:02:37,803 But I have crow's feet 366 01:02:38,007 --> 01:02:41,556 That doesn't matter. You Iook young anyway 367 01:02:43,407 --> 01:02:46,797 Maybe because I'm very young in my head 368 01:03:25,087 --> 01:03:27,806 -Stay -I'm too hot 369 01:04:24,767 --> 01:04:27,156 Do you have Iots of girIfriends? 370 01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:30,040 Things are very different these days 371 01:04:31,687 --> 01:04:33,996 They can't be that different 372 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:37,165 They are. We don't have steady girIfriends 373 01:04:37,367 --> 01:04:39,437 No big dramas 374 01:04:42,727 --> 01:04:44,160 No dramas? 375 01:04:44,407 --> 01:04:45,840 No dramas 376 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:50,839 How do you Iove each other then? 377 01:04:51,047 --> 01:04:55,802 You wouIdn't understand. It's much more casuaI these days 378 01:04:56,007 --> 01:05:00,364 If your girIfriend's not there, you can go out with another... 379 01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:04,082 And then you can go out with your girIfriend again 380 01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:07,800 Go out? Go out again? Interesting vocabuIary 381 01:05:58,487 --> 01:06:01,206 Can you turn it off? It's unbearabIe 382 01:06:04,847 --> 01:06:08,476 If I turn it off, you'II go back to sIeep 383 01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:14,201 I want to say heIIo to you again 384 01:06:21,927 --> 01:06:24,885 With you Iot, it's aII or nothing 385 01:06:25,087 --> 01:06:30,400 You either wake up triumphantIy or you go back to sIeep instantIy 386 01:06:30,807 --> 01:06:31,922 It's bestiaI 387 01:06:32,127 --> 01:06:37,440 I hate it when you say: ''You Iot.'' I Iike it when you're sweet 388 01:06:37,647 --> 01:06:39,365 I'm not sweet 389 01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:43,003 I know I'm far too sweet. You onIy Iike nasty men 390 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,203 -That's not true -Yes, it is 391 01:07:44,407 --> 01:07:47,319 Hurry up. You're such a sIowcoach 392 01:07:58,487 --> 01:08:01,081 You men are so sIow 393 01:08:01,287 --> 01:08:04,962 Stop saying: ''You men.'' It makes me feeI I'm not me 394 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:07,886 Hurry up. Don't be Iike the others 395 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,283 I'm not the others 396 01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:13,206 True. You're much more charming 397 01:08:17,487 --> 01:08:21,082 -Let's have our photo taken -No way 398 01:08:32,287 --> 01:08:33,879 CIoser together 399 01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:40,878 SmiIe, pIease 400 01:09:02,327 --> 01:09:03,840 We Iook good 401 01:09:16,847 --> 01:09:19,077 WiII you write something nice? 402 01:10:23,847 --> 01:10:25,360 It's on me 403 01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:27,638 Captain Shutland informs you 404 01:11:27,847 --> 01:11:31,078 that we will be coming alongside Portsmouth harbour in 40 minutes 405 01:11:32,647 --> 01:11:36,242 At 5 30 English time and 6 30 French time 406 01:12:02,607 --> 01:12:03,835 You're hungry? 407 01:12:22,847 --> 01:12:24,360 We're arriving 408 01:12:26,887 --> 01:12:28,445 We've got time 409 01:12:33,287 --> 01:12:35,755 Can't you wait for us to part? 410 01:12:40,687 --> 01:12:43,042 Passengers with vehicles 411 01:12:45,567 --> 01:12:47,285 Don't take any notice 412 01:13:25,087 --> 01:13:30,480 You'd better go and get your case. You must have one somewhere 413 01:13:31,487 --> 01:13:34,001 Hurry up. Stop dithering 414 01:13:46,767 --> 01:13:49,327 You're not making things easy for me 415 01:14:22,887 --> 01:14:24,684 Swear you wiII