1 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:57,620 Thank you. 2 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:17,060 Someone better call the Police. 3 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:27,420 I wish they all could be California girls... 4 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:33,780 - The Beach Boys are dope. - I love Beach Boys. 5 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:37,940 Hey, ladies, how you doin'? Wait a minute. 6 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,300 Where you goin'? Let's get some sushi! 7 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:49,060 Hey! Hey, cutie! 8 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,540 I wish they all could... 9 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:55,380 Hey, hey, hey, hey! That was my CD! 10 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,060 Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD. 11 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:00,740 You see the way those girls drove off? They was laughing at us. 12 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:02,460 Those girls drove off because of you. 13 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:05,340 All I did was invite them to have a drink. 14 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,500 You invited them to get naked... 15 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,820 and sacrifice a small goat. 16 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,220 Which word was "goat"? 17 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,740 You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys' Greatest Hits. 18 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:18,540 Don't get no attitude with me, Lee. I've worked your cases for three days. 19 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:22,220 Reason I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you'd show me a good time. 20 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,940 I'm on vacation, man, and I want some mu shu. 21 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:28,020 - Mu shu? You hungry? - No, Lee, not mu shu. 22 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:30,900 Some mu shu. I wanna see some women, man. 23 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:33,140 Now stop playin' dumb and show me to the shu. 24 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,300 There was a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. 25 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:42,180 Two American translators were killed. 26 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:43,700 Any leads? 27 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:46,660 We think it's Ricky Tan. 28 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,260 His entire gang of Triads is at the club tonight. 29 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,620 If you don't want to take the case, I'll understand. 30 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,380 No, it's OK. 31 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,180 What was that? 32 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,500 Did you just take another damn case on my vacation, man? 33 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,940 Of course not. My superintendent invited us to a club. 34 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:12,140 - Big party tonight. - Don't be messin' with me, Lee. 35 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:14,900 I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. 36 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:17,580 I mean it. I'll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok. 37 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,140 - Big party? - Big one. 38 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:23,540 OK, well, let's go party then. 39 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:29,700 Hey, this is nice. Hey, cutie. 40 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:32,340 They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in. 41 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:35,620 What do you mean, blend in? I'm two feet taller than everybody here. 42 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,020 - Wait here. - Where you goin'? 43 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:44,580 - Bathroom. - Hurry back, 'cause we gonna party. 44 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,700 How you doin'? 45 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:03,300 Come here a lot? It's a nice place. 46 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:06,660 Take us through the hours 47 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,100 I won't make you, baby 48 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,740 What in the world is goin' on up in here? 49 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:14,420 Am I the only one listenin' to this? 50 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,420 The man destroyin' a classic! 51 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:19,380 With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough 52 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,700 Keep on with the force Don't stop 53 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:25,100 - Don't stop till you get enough - Boo! 54 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:29,020 With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough 55 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:31,660 I can't take no more of this, man. 56 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:59,900 Get closer Oh, get closer 57 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,180 I'm burnin'now 58 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,900 Just love me 59 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,860 Till you 60 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:11,940 Don't know how 61 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:14,500 Keep on till the force starts up 62 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,500 Don't stop till you get enough Keep on 63 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:19,980 Till the force starts up Ah, don't stop till you get enough 64 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,980 Keep on till the force starts up 65 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,060 Come on, girls! 66 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:26,380 Come on till the force starts up 67 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,700 Ah, don't stop till you get enough 68 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,500 Come on! Come on! 69 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:40,100 Come here, girls Don't stop till you... 70 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:42,660 Come on, girls I can't believe it 71 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,820 Come on, don't stop. You know you feel the force! 72 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,300 Don't stop till you get enough 73 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,620 - I feel the force! - Carter! 74 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,740 Come on! Come on! 75 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,620 - Carter! - Come on, Lee! 76 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,340 - Carter! - Come on! 77 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:09,700 I'll be right back I'll be right back 78 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,660 I'll be right back 79 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:14,060 Lee, these people love me. Come on out here. 80 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:16,140 - Get off the stage. - Are you crazy, man? 81 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:19,020 I'm a star, a god to these people. Check this out. 82 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:22,260 This is a gangster bar. We are here undercover. 83 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:27,020 I knew you was lyin'. I knew you was lyin', man. 84 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,100 - I'm sorry, Carter. - You a liar! 85 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:32,100 We are here to find Ricky Tan. We must tread softly. 86 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:35,180 Tread softly? What in the world you talkin' about? 87 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,820 Who taught you how to roust a bar? "Tread softly." 88 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:41,420 These men are Triads, the most deadly gang in China. 89 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,020 You think that scare me? I'm from Los Angeles. We invented gangs. 90 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:47,100 - Give me that badge. - No! You are civilian! 91 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:49,140 In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson! You are Toto! 92 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,100 You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner. 93 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,020 - Now give me that badge. - No! 94 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:00,580 Listen up! 95 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,220 Right now! 96 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,660 What did I just say? 97 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:24,460 You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords... 98 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,860 and shave your butt. 99 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:29,140 - I said that? - Yes. 100 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:33,540 Come out here and translate this for me. Come on. 101 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,460 All right, listen up! 102 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:38,220 All the Triads and the ugly women on this side... 103 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:41,340 and all the fine women on this side right now! 104 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:42,780 Translate it. 105 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:46,220 He wants the men on the right. And the women on the left. 106 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,340 Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm sayin'. 107 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:54,500 Who in here know Ricky Tan? Raise your hand. 108 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,820 Translate. 109 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,620 I apologize. My friend is very drunk. 110 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,540 I see what's goin' on here. OK. 111 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:10,500 I ain't got time to be playin' no games now. 112 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,340 Hu Li! 113 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,620 Hey, Lee! 114 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:29,180 Out of the way! L.A.P.D.! 115 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,980 Lee! Hold up! 116 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,580 Hell no. 117 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:10,140 Lee, I'm takin' the stairs! 118 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:57,820 Move aside, Kobe. 119 00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:58,900 Sorry. 120 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,780 Sorry for interrupting your meal, sir. 121 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:51,860 Carter! 122 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,380 Over here! 123 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,060 - Lee! - Help me! 124 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,980 - How you get down there? - Hurry up! 125 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,100 Hold on! Don't let go, man. 126 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:08,220 - Here. - Watch out behind you! 127 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:10,940 - Behind you! - What? 128 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,460 Who the hell was that? 129 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,740 Lord Jesus, I don't wanna die! 130 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,940 Lee, help me, man! 131 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:28,460 Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong. 132 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,020 - You sure, man? - I'm sure. 133 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,300 Let go! Let go! 134 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,780 I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit! 135 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,300 I can't believe you lied to me, man. 136 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,700 - I'm sorry. - You sorry? 137 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:13,820 I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass, and all you say is you sorry? 138 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,940 - There was an explosion. - I don't give a damn! 139 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,220 At the American embassy. Two Americans were killed. 140 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,020 So you think this guy Ricky Tan blew up the embassy? 141 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,260 - I don't know. - Then why the hell you lookin' for him? 142 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,140 - We're gonna find out. - No, you gonna find out. 143 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:33,300 There's two billion Chinese people here. Let one of them be your partner. 144 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,860 Where the hell we at now? 145 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,820 Massage parlor. Heaven on Earth. 146 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,340 This is more like it. 147 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:48,100 I'm about to go in here and get a massage and a hot tea bath right now. 148 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,100 Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist. 149 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:53,020 I am a tourist, fool. 150 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,340 Slow down, Chen! Hell is wrong with you? 151 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,420 My American friend is on vacation. I want to show him a good time. 152 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,180 Oh, you American. 153 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,780 - Yeah. - You bring American money? 154 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,900 - I got it, Lee. - You sure? 155 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,740 I'm sure. 156 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,980 Thank you. 157 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,980 - You're welcome. - Right this way. 158 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,780 Are you ready? 159 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,860 You ready? I'm ready. 160 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,620 Oh, my goodness! 161 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,580 This place is off the hook! I love Hong Kong. 162 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,820 You get massage from Chinese girl before? 163 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:52,060 No, but I heard it was the bomb. 164 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,140 Come with me. 165 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,540 You pick any girl for you and your friend. 166 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,500 - Any girl? - Any girl. 167 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:04,460 I don't know where to start. 168 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,900 - I'll take that one. She got to come. - Yes, she's very nice. 169 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:13,620 She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck, and I need a little more massage. 170 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,860 So I'm gonna take her in the pink too. 171 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,300 - Oh, yes. - And let me get her. 172 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,940 And let me have her. Can I get her too? 173 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,060 And her right there. She good with feet? 174 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,220 - Oh, yes. - What are you doing? 175 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:29,060 - She said I could have any girl I want. - Well, hurry up! 176 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:32,580 What's wrong with you? Don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line. 177 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,020 Calm down! 178 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:36,740 Your friend has big appetite. 179 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:41,140 Please, follow her upstairs into the quiet room. 180 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,500 It ain't gonna be no quiet room no more. 181 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,220 Y'all don't know how good this feels. 182 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,660 I got in a big fight last night with the Triads. 183 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,340 Y'all ever heard of the Triads? I beat down like 20 of 'em. 184 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,420 Y'all should've seen me. It was on. 185 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:04,580 This is what I'm talkin' about, man. Now I'm on vacation. 186 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,900 I knew you'd come through. I just knew it. 187 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,500 America? 188 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:13,620 Wanna come to America with me? Ever been to America? 189 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,060 How's your girl? 190 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:18,580 - Lee, what's wrong? - That's Ricky Tan. 191 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,900 That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bathrobe! 192 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,940 I will call for backup. 193 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,060 He's four feet tall. Let's bust him now. 194 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,460 - He's a very dangerous man. - I'm a very dangerous man. 195 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,540 Look, let's go over there and bust him. 196 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,780 You're not about to mess up my massage, I'm telling you. 197 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:35,900 Stay here. 198 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,860 You don't need backup. I got your back... 199 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,980 Excuse me for a minute. Just for a minute. 200 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,140 I'll be back. Don't... 201 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,100 I'll be back. 202 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,340 Ricky? Ricky Tan? 203 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,580 Get up, dog. I've been lookin' for you everywhere. 204 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,940 I'm busy at the moment. 205 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,980 You hear what I said? I'm busy too. Now get on your feet. 206 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,340 - Get on your feet! - I know you. 207 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,580 You are Lee's American friend, right? 208 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,380 I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this robe fool you. 209 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,260 This is the only color they had. Now I said, get up. 210 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,180 I ain't gonna say it again. 211 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,940 You American are so funny. 212 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,220 And you Asians don't hear that well. 213 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,740 Little Ricky! 214 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:28,100 Get your little punk ass up... 215 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,420 outta that chair right now! 216 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:35,380 You're messin' up my vacation. I told you to get up, didn't I? 217 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,100 Now I gotta go off on you. 218 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,940 Let me bust his ass. Come on! 219 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,660 What? Let me take care of this. 220 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,620 Hello, my friend, how are you? 221 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,220 I need to talk to you. 222 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,620 What about? 223 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,900 The two Americans that were killed. 224 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,420 Come to the police station. 225 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,860 The police station? 226 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,540 If you have any questions, ask me here. 227 00:17:57,220 --> 00:18:00,060 Look, little man. You comin' with... 228 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,020 Oh, my Lord. 229 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,340 I would like to pay you for that laptop. 230 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,340 - I think I should do that. - No problem. 231 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,660 I seen it on the Internet, with a DVD player. 232 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,180 - That's an old model. - Now, I must excuse myself. 233 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,980 Inspector. 234 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,780 Have a good day. 235 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,340 I was... 236 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:25,220 Lee, why didn't you tell me this man rolls like this? 237 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,060 - I told you already! - No, you didn't! 238 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,700 - What you said? - I did this. 239 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,580 What do this mean? Speak English to me! 240 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,100 That means I go this way and you go this way. 241 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,500 - I go that way, you go this way? - Yes. 242 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:52,700 - Sorry. - Carter! 243 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,500 Y'all look alike! Watch out! 244 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,620 No wonder you mad. 245 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,100 Don't worry. It's OK. 246 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,140 You better get the hell outta here. 247 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,740 - Flip me! - What? 248 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,180 Flip me! 249 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,020 Damn! 250 00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,780 Lee! 251 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,140 No, no, no! 252 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,020 Lee! 253 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,980 YAU MA TEl POLICE STATION 254 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,900 Look, you've been ordered by the Ministry of Public Security... 255 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,740 to assist the F.B.I. and Secret Service in our investigation... 256 00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:00,060 to provide us with whatever we need. 257 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:03,580 You have information, it belongs to us. 258 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,500 This is still Hong Kong. 259 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:09,980 Two Americans have been killed on United States government property. 260 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,900 Give me two copies of that. 261 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,220 This is our investigation. 262 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,260 Chief Inspector Lee will supervise your people. 263 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,500 No, he will report to me. 264 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,780 Do we understand each other? 265 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,180 What the hell is that? 266 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,660 That is, uh... 267 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:33,380 Chief Inspector Lee. 268 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,860 I ain't never been humiliated and embarrassed like that... 269 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,780 in my whole entire life. 270 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:41,260 Got me runnin' around Hong Kong butt-naked, thanks to you. 271 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,180 - Thanks to me? - Yeah, thanks to you. 272 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,300 You needed backup, so I gave you backup. 273 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,580 I was about to kick Ricky Tan's ass, and his bodyguards', till you messed it up. 274 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,540 - Stop. I'm sick of your bullshit. - I'm sick of you! 275 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,980 I'm not the one runnin' up in karaoke bars full of gangsters. 276 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:57,020 And I'm not the one runnin' up in massage parlors lookin' for crime lords. 277 00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,180 - It's my job. - It's yourjob. 278 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,740 You pitiful, man. When are you gonna have some fun? 279 00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:04,660 When are you gonna take a day off? When are you gonna go on a date? 280 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:07,540 - I have plenty of dates. - When's the last time you had a date? 281 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,380 When's the last time you played "hide the rainbow roll"? 282 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,460 Huh? Let's hear it, Lee. The Year of the Rat? 283 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:15,460 You will never understand me. 284 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,660 You right, 'cause I didn't even understand what you just said to me. 285 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,100 They got my passport back at that massage parlor. 286 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,660 Good afternoon, sir. 287 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,260 - Lee? - Yes, sir. 288 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:37,100 This is Special Agent Sterling from the United States Secret Service. 289 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,020 Secret Service? Why? 290 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,940 Have a seat, please. 291 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:45,100 What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room. 292 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:48,940 The men who were killed yesterday were not American translators. 293 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:51,460 They were undercover United States Customs agents... 294 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,540 trying to break a Triad smuggling ring. 295 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,460 - Smuggling what? - We don't know. 296 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,540 But whatever it is, it got the agents killed. 297 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,460 How can we help you? 298 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,740 You can stay the hell out of our way. 299 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:09,460 - Thank you. - I can get you Ricky Tan. 300 00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,820 No. We know all about Tan. 301 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,060 That's why we're leaving him out there as bait. 302 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,820 This is a lot bigger than Ricky Tan... 303 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,380 and the Fu Cang Long Triads. 304 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,980 Hey, cutie. 305 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,500 Thank you, Lee. 306 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:18,620 Carter! Carter! 307 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,740 Heaven on Earth massage parlor? 308 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,300 Heaven on Earth? 309 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:29,420 Hello. Cheap suits. 310 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,500 Hello. Cheap suits. Cheap suits. 311 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,740 - Cheap suits. Cheap suits. - How cheap? 312 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:37,460 - Cheap suits. - Cheap as hell? 313 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,140 Excuse me. 314 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:58,420 Can you direct me to Heaven on Earth massage parlor, please? 315 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,180 - Hello. How are you? - OK. 316 00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:04,780 No, no. Wait a minute. 317 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,740 I don't want no chicken. 318 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,940 I don't want no chicken! What am I gonna do with a chicken? 319 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,860 I don't like my chickens live, OK? 320 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:18,220 I like 'em dead and deep-fried. You ever heard of Popeye's? 321 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,660 No, no! No! Don't kill chicken. 322 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,100 Yes. 323 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,180 I'm warning you. I'm a police officer. 324 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,580 Put the blade down and let the bird go right now! 325 00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:40,340 You OK, Lee? 326 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:45,460 All he wanted was some mu shu. 327 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:00,980 Damn. 328 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,740 Hey, taxi! Taxi! 329 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,740 Follow that car. 330 00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:14,620 Follow that limo. This is a chase. Wherever he goes, you go. 331 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,100 You're not movin'! This is the opposite of chasin'! 332 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:22,220 What? I will slap you if you don't move this car. 333 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:25,020 I'm gonna slap you. I'm gonna slap you. 334 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:27,820 All right. OK, look. Here. 335 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,780 You understand that? 336 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:35,780 - Now you're speaking my language. - Get the hell on then. 337 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,900 Come on, let's go! 338 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:28,900 We just heard Ricky Tan is throwing a party on his boat tonight. 339 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,180 Did you tell Sterling? 340 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,180 Let him find out on his own. I want the Hong Kong Police handling this. 341 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:05,020 Wait right here. I'll be right back. 342 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,980 - You understand? - Yes, I understand! 343 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,180 And don't eat my chicken, OK? 344 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,020 Jesus! 345 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:34,140 How you doin', baby? 346 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:37,500 Carter, James Carter. Baldwin Hills. 347 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,620 Isabella Molina. From San Juan. 348 00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:41,860 San Juan? I know San Juan. 349 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,860 I've traveled there many times on my private plane. 350 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:49,820 You must know my friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Marato Molaso Mondustos. 351 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:52,100 - I don't think so. - You sure? 352 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:54,820 Well, I'm sorry. I thought you rode in the best circles. 353 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:57,060 But listen. Make yourself feel at home. 354 00:29:57,180 --> 00:30:01,100 You need anything... champagne, caviar... my yacht is your yacht. 355 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:03,780 This is your yacht? 356 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,860 That's right. I'm the owner. 357 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:08,580 The captain. El capitan. 358 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:11,660 - El capitan? - Yes. Listen. 359 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:15,300 I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you right now. 360 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:18,180 I see me and you downstairs in one of those bathrooms... 361 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,100 in about five minutes. 362 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:23,420 Well, I'm very tempted. It's such a beautiful yacht. 363 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,700 What's it called? 364 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,820 - What's it called? - Mm-hmm. Your yacht. 365 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:33,820 - The S.S. Minnow Johnson. - The S.S. Minnow Johnson? 366 00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:36,500 Funny. The name on the back was The Red Dragon. 367 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,340 The Red Dragon? Are you sure? 368 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,620 Oh, I'm sure. Because this is my friend's yacht. 369 00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:43,780 - Your friend's yacht? - And this is his party. 370 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:47,460 I must've got on the wrong yacht. All these yachts look alike these days. 371 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:50,420 I knew somethin' was wrong when my key didn't work. 372 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:54,540 - Who's your friend? - Somebody on the wrong yacht. 373 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:57,380 Wait a second. I know you. Steven Reign, right? 374 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:00,540 You own half of Los Angeles. What you doin' here in Hong Kong? 375 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,780 I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. 376 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:05,860 You must have your own plane too. It's fun, ain't it? 377 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,460 - Shall we? - Yes. 378 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:12,020 Well, enjoy the party, Mr. Carter. 379 00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:13,940 I plan to, Ms. Isabella. 380 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:17,380 See you later, Stevie. Be cool. 381 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:33,220 - Ricky Tan. Where is he? - I don't know! 382 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:36,180 He killed a detective today. Where is he? 383 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:37,940 Who got killed, man? 384 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,820 - Carter! - Who died, Lee? 385 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,820 - You! - Detective Yu? 386 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,740 - Not Yu, you! - Who? 387 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:46,180 - You! - Who? 388 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,980 Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 389 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:53,500 Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth, man. 390 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,060 Ricky Tan is waiting for you. 391 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:03,540 What the hell is going on here, Lee? 392 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,100 Remember I told you my father was a policeman? 393 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:08,260 - Ricky Tan was his partner. - What? 394 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,620 Hu Li, you disappoint me. 395 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,580 Have you forgotten where you're from? 396 00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:16,580 Don't forget who you work for. 397 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,100 You think you could ever be a leader? 398 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,540 Lee, I've been expecting you. 399 00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:32,580 Please ask your partner to wait inside. 400 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,140 - I ain't goin' nowhere. - It's OK. 401 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:37,780 - I'm not leavin' you alone. - I'll be fine. 402 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,820 - You sure? - Yes. 403 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:43,300 I'll be right upstairs. 404 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:48,020 I know what everybody's saying. 405 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,940 I did not blow up the American embassy. 406 00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:52,900 I'm not that stupid. 407 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,860 But I believe some of my people did. 408 00:32:56,980 --> 00:33:00,420 My enemies are trying to frame me. 409 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:03,780 There is a war going on right now within the Triads. 410 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,940 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this time. 411 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,260 If your father were still alive, I would turn to him for advice. 412 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,580 Please don't. 413 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,780 Lee, I really need your help. I cannot trust anybody else. 414 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,420 Tell me why they killed the customs agents. 415 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:22,260 I'll give you all the information you need... 416 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:26,140 but you've gotta get me out of Hong Kong right away. 417 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,220 Lady, what are you doin'? 418 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,620 Get down. I'm L.A.P.D. 419 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:15,820 You just kick me? You must be outta your mind! 420 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:19,140 You want some of me? I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D. Ass-kickin'! 421 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,220 - You OK? - Yeah. 422 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:48,940 I slipped and I fell. Hey. 423 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:50,940 - What? - Am I bleedin'? 424 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:06,220 Quite a night, Inspector. 425 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:09,420 Ricky Tan was our only bait. Now he's gone. 426 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:13,740 So you got your revenge, at the expense of a U.S. Government investigation. 427 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,660 What are you talkin' about, revenge? 428 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,460 Now, I don't know if the Triads paid you to get rid of Tan... 429 00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:20,820 or if it was a pure vendetta killing... 430 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:24,220 or if you're involved in the smuggling yourself, but you're off this case. 431 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,620 I don't ever wanna see you again. Is that clear? 432 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,460 - What's goin' on here? - Carter, you're in enough trouble. 433 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:32,220 Just shut up. Stay out of it. 434 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,300 You're goin' back to L.A. Right now. 435 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:37,980 That's fine with me, man. I ain't had fun since I been out here. 436 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:43,580 Sorry, Lee. 437 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:46,940 Escort Detective Carter to the airport. 438 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,580 I'll take him. 439 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,060 Get your hands off! 440 00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:03,340 - Carter, you don't understand. - I understand, all right. 441 00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:05,740 I got knocked off a building, I got beat on... 442 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:09,380 I got stripped butt-naked, and you held out on me, man. 443 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,580 I'm outta here. 444 00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:20,540 Carter, Ricky Tan set up my father. 445 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,220 What? 446 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:31,940 Five years ago, my father was working a big international smuggling case. 447 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,860 He found out his partner, Tan, was working for the Triads. 448 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:38,940 But before he could prove it, he was killed. 449 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,940 All the evidence disappeared... 450 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:43,420 Tan resigned, and the case was never solved. 451 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,820 I get it now. This is all about your daddy's last case. 452 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:54,900 You gettin' on the plane with me or not? 453 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:56,140 What? 454 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,900 You know my daddy died on the job too. 455 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,740 If I had a chance to square his death, I'd do whatever it took. 456 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:05,140 I'd do anything. So you comin' or what? 457 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:12,100 Why L.A.? 458 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:18,580 Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's theory of criminal investigation: 459 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,500 Follow the rich white man. 460 00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:24,300 - Follow the rich white man? - Exactly. Now you're learning. 461 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:27,740 Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waitin' for his cut. 462 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:30,140 Now in our case, we know who the rich white man is. 463 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,060 - Steven Reign. - Who? 464 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:34,820 Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. 465 00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:37,220 When the shootin' started, he was way too cool. 466 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,740 When people start shootin', white people ain't that cool. 467 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:42,060 They either runnin' around, hidin' behind tables... 468 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:45,100 or screamin' like, "aah!" 469 00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:46,740 You sound like that all the time. 470 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,740 Let me tell you somethin' about black people. 471 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:51,140 When stuff goes down, we keep our cool. 472 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:54,340 Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic. 473 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,980 Right. When Godzilla's comin', y'all be trippin'. 474 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,620 I seen the movie. You be, "Gaica, gaica!" 475 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,500 Yellin' everywhere. I seen Chinamen... 476 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,060 Mr. Carter, excuse me. 477 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,340 Thank you so much. It's the kosher meal? 478 00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:08,460 - Yes, that is our kosher meal. - Shalom. 479 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:16,100 REIGN TOWERS Los Angeles 480 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,980 There he is, right there, Mr. Steven Reign... 481 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,620 livin' large in one of his penthouse suites. 482 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:32,100 Oh, guess who this is. Yep, that's her. 483 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:35,100 That's the woman that was on Ricky Tan's boat, right there. 484 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,740 We got 'em. 485 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,460 Told you it'd work out. Know what I'm talkin' about. 486 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:41,460 All we gotta do now is wait. 487 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,140 They still talkin'? 488 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:46,900 He's leaving. 489 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,900 - He'll be back. - How do you know? 490 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,060 I know. You see how fine that woman is? 491 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:53,180 He'll definitely be back. 492 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,980 What's she doing? 493 00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,540 What's she doin', man? 494 00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:08,420 She's just standing around, not doing much. 495 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:12,620 Just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later, something's gonna happen. 496 00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:16,340 OK, I just try to stay awake. It's just so boring. 497 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:22,900 Oh. Slow down, baby. 498 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,140 What? 499 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,020 - Nothing. I said nothing. - You said somethin'. 500 00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,900 - I said nothing. - I heard you. 501 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,180 No. Nothing. 502 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,780 Lee, what's goin' on? What you talkin' about? 503 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,580 - She's getting undressed. - What? 504 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,820 - She's just getting undressed. - Give me that! 505 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,900 No! It's not right! 506 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,460 - Lord, have mercy! - What? 507 00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:59,020 - She took her skirt off. - I cannot hear this. 508 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,420 Black panties, black bra... 509 00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:05,460 Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27. 510 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,020 Girl got class. 511 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:09,860 Let me look a little closer. Oh, look at that. 512 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:11,900 Got a little tattoo. That's cute. 513 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:14,060 Looks like Snoopy. 514 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,540 - Snoopy? - Yeah. 515 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,700 - I love Snoopy. - I love Snoopy too. Let me look. 516 00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,660 Hold up. Wait a minute. 517 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:23,340 She's goin' to the door. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 518 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:26,260 She's openin' the door. 519 00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:30,100 Look like somebody droppin' off a package. 520 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:32,140 Wait a minute. 521 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:35,740 Look like the same girl who dropped off the package at your office. 522 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,220 It's a bomb! 523 00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:39,860 Watch out! 524 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:47,220 It's this one right here. Lady, you got a bomb in there! 525 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,100 Open that door! 526 00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:51,020 Kick the door. 527 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:55,980 - Damn, you fine. - Carter! 528 00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:59,660 - Come on, Lee! - Where? 529 00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:02,860 - Don't drop it! This way! - Where should we go? 530 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,860 Roof! Roof! 531 00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,860 Don't trip! Be careful! 532 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,980 - Throw it, Lee! - Where? 533 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,780 Lee, throw it! Throw the bomb over the edge! 534 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,220 Throw it! Throw it! 535 00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:22,460 - Throw it over the edge! - There's people down there! 536 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:25,140 - Lee, throw it! - Carter! 537 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:27,420 - Lee! Throw it! - No! 538 00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:29,340 We about to die! 539 00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:38,060 OK, get on your feet. 540 00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:40,220 - Enough, all right? - Put that down! 541 00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:42,140 - It's a bomb! - Put that down! 542 00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:45,060 Guys, no bomb. Nothing. 543 00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:48,700 Now stay away before I throw you both in jail for obstruction. 544 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:50,740 Throw us in jail? 545 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:53,460 You must be outta your mind. I'm about to bust you right now. 546 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:56,420 I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service. 547 00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:59,140 How do we know that? Show me a badge right now. 548 00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:01,140 Here you go. 549 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:05,660 Let me see that again. I didn't get a good look at that. 550 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:08,380 We can help you. I'm a detective from Hong Kong. 551 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,940 I know who you are, Inspector Lee. I know. 552 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:14,260 We need to go out of sight, so come down to my suite. 553 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,540 - Why did you say it was a bomb? - No, you said that. 554 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:21,780 - No, you said it. - You said that in the hotel room. 555 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,780 I said she was the bomb. 556 00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:27,180 She was the bomb? 557 00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:29,980 Look, I've been working this case for months now... 558 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,020 so if I seem a little aggravated, I apologize. 559 00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:33,940 You need to tell us what's goin' on. 560 00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:36,580 The Triads and Reign think I'm a crooked customs agent. 561 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:39,780 - Is that a payoff? - No. That's a sample. 562 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,820 You guys ever heard of the Superbill? 563 00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:44,220 I heard of it. It's a myth. Some kind of counterfeit. 564 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:47,660 Honey, it's much more than a counterfeit. 565 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:50,820 Fourteen out of fifteen world banks can't even tell the difference. 566 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,460 The paper is Crane linen blend... 567 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:55,340 and the bills are printed on U.S. Intaglio presses. 568 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:58,220 You wanna tell us how they get into the U.S. Mint to use the presses? 569 00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:01,740 In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran. 570 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:04,140 Why? Because we wanted his oil. 571 00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:06,060 Our government gave him a gift... 572 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:08,060 a U.S. Treasury intaglio printing press. 573 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:10,260 Now, it's the only one to ever leave the country. 574 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:12,860 Five years ago, Ricky Tan bought the press on the black market. 575 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:14,620 Five years ago? 576 00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:16,620 That's right before he left the force. 577 00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:20,180 Ricky Tan got hold of one-of-a-kind Swiss-made hundred-dollar plates... 578 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,100 and he started printing Superbills. 579 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:24,780 That's why Hu Li killed him... for the plates. 580 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:28,780 And they've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars. 581 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:34,340 There's only one way to spot a fake. 582 00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:37,300 They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red. 583 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:41,020 You see? Now, the real ink, it burns black. 584 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:47,980 You know, Carter, I believe you're asking the wrong question. 585 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:51,580 The real question is, where are the plates? 586 00:43:51,740 --> 00:43:54,940 Because if we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation. 587 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:57,700 - Right? - Yeah, you're right. 588 00:43:57,860 --> 00:44:00,500 Maybe this is where you can help us, guys. 589 00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:03,780 Yeah. Carter, this is your city, right? 590 00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:06,940 Yeah, this is my titty. I mean, this is my city. 591 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:10,900 Great. And Lee, you know Hu Li and the Triads, correct? 592 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,940 - Yes. - Great. 593 00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:16,860 Can you do me a favor? Can you find out where Hu Li's keeping the plates? 594 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,060 - That ain't no problem. - Thank you. 595 00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:21,060 So welcome aboard, gentlemen. 596 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:24,940 From now on, you're officially working for the United States Secret Service. 597 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:30,180 Secret Service agent James Carter. 598 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:33,420 That sounds good. It's got a nice ring to it, don't it? 599 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,340 I'm tellin' you, Lee, give me six months. 600 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:38,820 Six months and I'll be in Washington, D.C., protectin' the president. 601 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:41,460 We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else. 602 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,380 Yeah, but they don't know that. 603 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,940 I'm gonna talk to Isabella, see if she can hook somethin' up. 604 00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:49,780 - Seein' how she stared at a brother. - She never even look at you. 605 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,260 Justjealous, Lee, 'cause the girl chose me... 606 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:55,620 'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you Third-World ugly. 607 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,860 I'm not Third-World ugly. Women like me. 608 00:44:57,980 --> 00:45:00,980 They think I'm cute, like Snoopy. 609 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:03,820 Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you. 610 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,740 Lee and Carter are officially out of the Secret Service's way. 611 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,660 Correct. 612 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:33,940 This is my informant's place. They got pretty good ribs here too. 613 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,860 I like kosher. 614 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:46,060 Hey. Hey, wait. 615 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:56,540 Oh, I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinkin'! 616 00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:58,940 I know good and well y'all ain't gamblin' back here! 617 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,820 - This is supposed to be a restaurant! - What you doin' here, James? 618 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:04,340 You about to go to jail, and all your little friends. 619 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:06,860 Everybody pack up your stuff and let's get outta here. 620 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:09,340 - All right, let's talk outside. - You wanna talk outside? 621 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,300 Yes. 622 00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:13,380 Let's go if you wanna talk. As long as you wanna talk. 623 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,740 Where you get that from? I like that. 624 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:20,900 That's good. What's up, Kenny? 625 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:23,740 - James Carter. - What's up? 626 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:27,460 I heard you was gettin' your ass kicked out there in Hong Kong, brother. 627 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:29,380 - What? - That's right. 628 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,620 - Who told you that? - I got my sources. 629 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:34,220 - Don't you worry about that. - They tellin' you lies. 630 00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,860 Look, I'm about to bust you if you don't give me some information. 631 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:40,020 How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? 632 00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:44,060 You embarrass me in front of my wife, my kids out there. 633 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,980 Kenny, you embarrassin' yourself. 634 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:48,540 You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw. 635 00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:51,660 You come up in here, you ain't show me no badge. 636 00:46:51,780 --> 00:46:53,660 You ain't even flashed a warrant. 637 00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:57,820 Know what I'm gonna do for you? I'm gonna whup your ass. 638 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,740 And then I'm gonna whup your ass. 639 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,060 Kenny, we'd love to see that. We would. 640 00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:03,900 - Come on, Kenny! - Come on! 641 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:05,060 - Come on! - Do it! 642 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:06,580 I'll shoot you and say you fell in the kitchen. 643 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,300 - Come on! - You better chill out. 644 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,620 - Kenny, calm down, Kenny! - What... 645 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:23,060 Twisting Tiger. 646 00:47:26,300 --> 00:47:27,580 Where did you learn that? 647 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:29,340 Master Ching taught me. 648 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:30,740 Master Ching from Beijing? 649 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,780 No... Freddy Ching's in Crenshaw. 650 00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:35,660 Oh. They're brothers. 651 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:37,940 Oh, all right, all right. 652 00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:40,220 Why are you hanging out with 7-11? 653 00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:41,540 7-11? 654 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:44,340 Because his mouth never closes. 655 00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:50,460 Hey! I heard that. I heard that. 656 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,540 Don't be talkin' about me, man. 657 00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:55,300 - You're here about some funny money? - How you know? 658 00:47:55,420 --> 00:47:57,620 - C-notes, right? - Yeah. 659 00:47:57,740 --> 00:47:59,700 Any of 'em came through here? 660 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:03,060 One of my regulars came in a few days ago... 661 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,900 dropped about 50 large on the tables in there. 662 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:08,660 I was about to go down there with my boys and tune his ass up... 663 00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:10,740 but he comes in the next day with the whole thing. 664 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:13,540 Brand-new one hundred dollar bills, sequential. 665 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:16,380 I figure they're fake, 'cause this guy's got a regular day job. 666 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,780 So I test 'em, and they checked out. 667 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,980 You still have the bills? 668 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:23,300 Still got my lunch money from the third grade. 669 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,620 Let me see 'em. 670 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,420 Hold it. What are you doin'? 671 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,380 It's fake. 672 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,340 He got you. Who you say gave that to you? 673 00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:02,300 Cat named Zing. Work down at Reign Plaza. 674 00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:04,940 You better hope you find him before I do. 675 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:30,940 Excuse me. L.A.P.D. 676 00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:33,140 We're lookin' for a guy named Zing. 677 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,620 Come here! Come back here! 678 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:40,420 Hey! Hey! You little rascal! 679 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:44,140 Get back here! Get back here right now! 680 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:56,780 The great Chief Inspector Lee. 681 00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:02,020 I'll be remembered for getting rid of you. 682 00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:04,500 Know what? I don't even know why the hell I'm here. 683 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:06,700 I ain't even Chinese. 684 00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,620 All right, I'm sorry. 685 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,460 I think there's someone who would like to talk to them first. 686 00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:24,660 What'd you do that for? That was unnecessary! 687 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:32,660 You knocked out my filling, girl. That's gonna cost you. 688 00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:39,380 I ain't never hit a woman in my life, but your ass is pushin' it! 689 00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:45,300 OK, all right. I'll go. 690 00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:50,380 Better watch your back. 691 00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:27,780 What happened? 692 00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:31,180 That lady Isabella knock you out. She played you. 693 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:32,620 - No. - Yes, she did. 694 00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:34,540 - She save our life. - What? 695 00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:36,940 - Hu Li could have killed us. - Are you crazy, man? 696 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,380 Look at us. We good as dead! 697 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,380 - Stop your whining! - What you gonna do if I don't stop? 698 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,660 I will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee. 699 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:48,900 - I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa! - You will? 700 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,820 Let me see that. I wanna see you do that! 701 00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:54,500 You don't know who you're messin' with, man! 702 00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:56,420 You don't know who you're messin' with, do you? 703 00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:59,380 - I'll bite your damn nose off. - You bite... Come on! 704 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,820 I don't trust her. 705 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:13,820 It's a mistake having her here. 706 00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:16,820 Our orders are to leave her alone. 707 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:25,260 I want to slice those pretty lips right off her face 708 00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:29,260 and bury her in the desert with those two cops. 709 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,660 Some apple? 710 00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:38,740 I'd put that knife away, bitch, before you have an accident. 711 00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:50,420 Ain't no use, man. 712 00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,940 Just tell me how the Triads are gonna kill us. 713 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,780 They will torture us for three days. 714 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:59,980 - I can handle that. - Then they'll cut off our egg rolls. 715 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,220 Cut off our egg rolls? Hell, no! 716 00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:05,580 Let's get the hell outta here! Come on, don't give up! 717 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:15,420 - I don't wanna die! - Be quiet. 718 00:53:16,540 --> 00:53:19,420 - OK, give me your left leg. - What for? 719 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:20,540 Left leg! 720 00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:21,980 Like this. 721 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:26,100 - Hold tight. - OK. 722 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:38,900 That's it. Bite that thing. 723 00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:40,940 Bite it like a little monkey! 724 00:53:41,060 --> 00:53:42,980 Bite it! There you go. 725 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,340 Yank it! Use them tiger teeth! 726 00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:47,700 Yeah! Grab it! Pull on it! 727 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,060 You almost got it. That's it. 728 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:51,980 Oh, shit! 729 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,420 - What the hell? - Wow! 730 00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:56,780 Lee, untie me. Hurry up, man! 731 00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:00,500 All these statues full of money. 732 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:10,940 Hello, Benjamin! 733 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:16,300 - What are you doing? - I'm takin' this for evidence. 734 00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:21,900 You feel that? 735 00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:24,180 Yeah. We slowin' down, man. 736 00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:40,860 - What happened? - I'll tell you what happened. 737 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,100 Come on, Lee! 738 00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:51,020 Carter, go up. 739 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:22,340 - What happened? - You left me. 740 00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:24,660 I didn't leave you. I was waitin' up there for you. 741 00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,100 Whoa, man! I ain't goin' in there! 742 00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:43,020 - Come on! - There's rats in there! 743 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:45,140 - There's no rats! - Look at that rat! 744 00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:07,380 Las Vegas? 745 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:12,060 What the hell we doin' in Vegas? 746 00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:14,500 Look. Red Dragon. 747 00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:17,180 That's the name of Ricky Tan's boat. 748 00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,180 Lee. 749 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,900 - Let's go. - Let's go. 750 00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:26,420 - Sorry. - Damn! 751 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:28,980 One at a time. What the hell is wrong with you? 752 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:34,980 - Wait a second, man. - What? 753 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,900 - We can't go in there like this. - Why? 754 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,140 - We got to look fly. - What you mean, "fly"? 755 00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:41,060 We got to mack out. We can't go in like this. 756 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,500 What does it mean, "mack out"? 757 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:44,900 Follow me, my Asian brother. I'll show you. 758 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:46,900 Come on. 759 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:55,860 That's where we're going. 760 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:58,060 When we get in there, you stay a couple steps behind me. 761 00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:01,100 You smell a little funky. I think you stepped in rat shit. 762 00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:05,340 It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pith helmet. 763 00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:07,620 Hold on. Talk to you in a bit. 764 00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:09,180 Hi. Can I help you? 765 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:11,980 Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long... 766 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:14,300 and nothing touches this body but pure silk. 767 00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:16,900 And get my partner something from the kids' department. 768 00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:18,860 Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well? 769 00:57:18,980 --> 00:57:22,220 Some people think it's tacky, but I enjoy it when couples dress alike. 770 00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:24,460 No, this ain't no couple thing, man. 771 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:27,060 We're police officers on a dangerous case, and we need clothes. 772 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,980 Yes. There are a lot of men chasing us. 773 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,980 As well they should be. You have nothing to worry about, OK? 774 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,940 Because I'm gonna turn you two into the belle of the ball. 775 00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:36,780 - Thank you. - Absolutely. Let's start with you. 776 00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:40,380 You've got a mochaccino face, wonderful skin, and the big, broad shoulders. 777 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,100 Let's put a dead animal on you. Croc skin. 778 00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:45,020 Butter cream, croc skin, butter cream... 779 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,980 What size is the waist? Let's go in. 780 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,260 Hey! Watch it, sweetness! 781 00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:51,700 - He's got some fire to him. - Honey cups! 782 00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,860 - I like that. - Go get the clothes! Hurry up! 783 00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:57,620 I'll pull some items. Oh, Jesus. Li'I Kim, I'll be back. 784 00:57:57,740 --> 00:58:01,220 - You see that? - He likes you. 785 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:03,660 I'm not shopping with you no more. 786 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,980 - Act like you're rich. - Ladies and gentlemen... 787 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:17,060 Steven Reign... 788 00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:21,340 owner and founder of the Red Dragon Casino. 789 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,980 Thank you. 790 00:58:26,060 --> 00:58:29,220 Thank you. Good evening. 791 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:32,740 A thousand years ago, a small, wealthy village in China... 792 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:36,180 hired a young dragon to guard their treasures in a cave. 793 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:39,940 The people of the village started sneaking him extra food... 794 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,980 hoping to make him stronger. 795 00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:44,380 The dragon grew so big he got stuck... 796 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,620 and the treasure was trapped behind him... 797 00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:49,540 for all eternity. 798 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:53,900 Ladies and gentlemen, I have found that lost treasure. 799 00:58:54,060 --> 00:58:59,100 It is here, inside the greatest casino in the world! 800 00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:01,220 Welcome to the Red Dragon... 801 00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:03,540 where everybody is a winner! 802 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,820 Black, 29. 803 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:34,180 Look at this place, Lee. It's the biggest front in the world. 804 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:35,820 Yeah, right... 805 00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:39,740 - Would you like a drink? - Cigarettes? 806 00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:45,580 - Put your arms around me. - What? 807 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,660 Hold me close. There are cameras everywhere. 808 00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:51,940 - What's going on? - I think I may be in trouble, Lee. 809 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,980 I really need your help. 810 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:56,980 Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck. 811 00:59:57,140 --> 01:00:00,740 I'm undercover, Lee. I had no choice. You have to trust me. 812 01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:03,940 Look over my right shoulder. That's the soft count room. 813 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,380 We think the plates are in there. 814 01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:09,380 - I need you to go and get them. - Why don't you go get them? 815 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:13,180 Because if I'm wrong, then my entire cover is blown. You understand? 816 01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:17,260 How do I know I can trust you? 817 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:18,780 Dip me. 818 01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:23,500 I'm asking for real now. 819 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:25,700 Will you help the Secret Service? 820 01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:39,860 What are you doing? Thank you, man. Take this. 821 01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:43,060 - Dancing. - Dancing? 822 01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:45,380 Man, I'm up here working, putting my life on the line... 823 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:48,340 and you're up here, dancing with some bimbo? 824 01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:50,900 - Does she have a friend? - That was Isabella. 825 01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:53,500 She says the plates are in the soft count room. 826 01:00:53,660 --> 01:00:56,260 I know you didn'tjust say Isabella. Are you crazy, man? 827 01:00:56,380 --> 01:00:59,180 - That girl is setting you up again. - No. I'm gonna find out. 828 01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:01,140 No, wait, man. 829 01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:05,700 There's security all over. If you're gonna do this, you need a distraction. 830 01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,100 So keep your eye on me, and you'll know when to make your move. 831 01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:10,260 - Good. - Cool. 832 01:01:17,660 --> 01:01:20,580 - Come on, big eight! - Come on, Tex! 833 01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,900 Hey, hey, hey! Good roll, man! 834 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:28,500 This table's hot! I want some of this money. Get me in this game. 835 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:36,180 Let me have a Diet Pepsi and some hot wings. 836 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,900 - 100,000. Give him the chips. - Let's play! I'm gonna get some! 837 01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:41,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this? 838 01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:48,580 No, sir. I did not. I just assumed that... 839 01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:55,060 - Is that it? - No, I didn't think that at all, sir. 840 01:01:55,180 --> 01:01:57,020 - You a racist? - No, I'm not, sir. 841 01:02:01,420 --> 01:02:03,580 - How did that happen? - Itjust happened. I'm sorry. 842 01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:07,740 This is crazy. You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery... 843 01:02:10,980 --> 01:02:12,700 Do I look like Chicken George to you? 844 01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:14,700 - You do not. - What the hell is that? 845 01:02:14,820 --> 01:02:18,180 - I think you should calm down. - I think you should go count something. 846 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:23,100 Hurry up. I just want to be treated fairly. Is that too much to ask? 847 01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:26,340 - No. - Is that too much to ask? 848 01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:27,940 I got a problem on table nine. 849 01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:39,580 Why are no black people performing in this hotel? We ain't good enough? 850 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:41,660 We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight. 851 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:43,860 Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores, man. 852 01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:46,540 What about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips? 853 01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:50,180 Ike and Tina? They can get back together. This is crazy. 854 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:52,940 Sir, why don't you calm down, win some money and have some fun? 855 01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:55,780 I ain't calmin' down no more! I'm sick of you tryin' to calm me down. 856 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:58,580 We got a problem. Go. 857 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:16,420 I have a dream... 858 01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:19,460 that white people and black people... 859 01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:22,500 and even Chinese people can gamble together... 860 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:24,420 without gettin' different chips! 861 01:03:24,540 --> 01:03:26,260 Hallelujah! 862 01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:33,980 Hold it. In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play craps, man. 863 01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:35,900 Come on. Let's go. Come on! 864 01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:57,780 Oh, shit. 865 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:42,020 Get him! Stop! 866 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,020 Inspector Lee, this is a ying-tao grenade. 867 01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,820 Please follow me. 868 01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:25,660 Or I'll push this detonator, 869 01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:28,580 and blow your 32 teeth into your brain. 870 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:32,660 Winner. 871 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:35,700 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 872 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:38,780 I feel good. Who put their hand on my butt? 873 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:40,980 Do it again. Give me that. How much I win? 874 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,900 200,000, sir. 875 01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:47,580 All right. 876 01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:50,060 This seven I'm about to roll... 877 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:53,220 is for the 27 years Mandela spent in that prison and couldn't getjustice... 878 01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:54,540 and took all that crap. 879 01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:58,900 That's why I ain't gonna crap out. This one is for Mandela! 880 01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:02,220 A winner. Seven. 881 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,980 Out. 882 01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:29,580 Imagine a business where people hand you money... 883 01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:33,980 and you hand them back absolutely nothing. 884 01:06:35,780 --> 01:06:39,460 Now, that's the real American dream. 885 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,540 Thanks to a few pieces of metal... 886 01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:45,540 and a most beautiful U.S. Customs agent... 887 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:47,860 I'm back in business. 888 01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:55,420 Look at you, Lee. 889 01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,340 You look ridiculous. 890 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:03,180 You know it didn't have to be like this. 891 01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:05,460 It's too bad. 892 01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:08,260 Like father, like son. 893 01:07:09,980 --> 01:07:11,780 He's headed for the penthouse. 894 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,700 Look at this old fool. 895 01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:21,180 What does he think he's doing? 896 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:24,060 I tell you, it's almost impossible to find a partner... 897 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:26,820 that is trustworthy and loyal. 898 01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:30,100 Don't you agree, Lee? 899 01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:33,380 Everything stays on the table. Don't nobody touch it. You understand? 900 01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:38,460 Winner, four high. 901 01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,020 - Yes! - Come on, sir. 902 01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:52,460 Tell them to get rid of Lee's friend. 903 01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:54,940 - Cash me out. - Sir, get off the table. 904 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:57,540 Thank you very much. 905 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:03,460 The trouble with partners is, they die. 906 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,780 As will you. 907 01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:13,580 Have fun. 908 01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:25,660 After I'm through with you you'll be begging me to push this button. 909 01:08:29,260 --> 01:08:32,860 Don't move! U.S. Secret Service! You're under arrest. 910 01:08:48,860 --> 01:08:51,420 These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier. 911 01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:54,740 Good, 'cause I don't want to getjumped by these rich white folks. Let's go. 912 01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:19,940 I appreciate this, fellas. You never can be too safe. 913 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:31,580 What the... 914 01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:34,900 I'm sorry, man. Did that hurt? 915 01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:36,220 Hey, you! Hold it! 916 01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,260 You OK? 917 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,620 Black man get on a roll, y'all start trippin'. 918 01:09:59,740 --> 01:10:01,580 - Y'all get back! - Calm down! 919 01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:06,220 Get back! Get back! Get back! 920 01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:13,740 - Hey, get down. - Drop the stick. 921 01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:22,580 Where you been, Lee? I been on a roll, man! 922 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:36,660 What happened to you, man? 923 01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:39,220 What's that light in your mouth? 924 01:10:39,340 --> 01:10:41,060 Oh, man, this can't be good. 925 01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:57,660 Move! Would you get out of my way? 926 01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:11,420 What's wrong with you? 927 01:11:11,540 --> 01:11:14,140 What happened to you, man? 928 01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:38,780 Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? 929 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,180 - I did! - No, you didn't! 930 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:42,940 - I said "Mmm!" - What the hell is "Mmm"? 931 01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:49,620 Ricky Tan's still alive. We have to get to the penthouse. 932 01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:51,300 Ricky Tan dead. 933 01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:53,220 What you talking about? 934 01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:02,300 Lee. Go after Ricky, man. I got this. 935 01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:05,180 - Carter... - Just go, man. I got this. 936 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,820 I'm not gonna hold back on you this time just because you're a woman. 937 01:12:11,940 --> 01:12:15,460 I'm gonna pretend you're a man. 938 01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:18,220 A very beautiful man with a perfect body... 939 01:12:18,340 --> 01:12:20,220 who I'd like to take to the movies. 940 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:31,420 You don't know nothing about this, do you? Egyptian style, girl. 941 01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:34,860 You want some of this? Come on. 942 01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:36,380 Bring it on! 943 01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:49,180 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 944 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,220 You need help. 945 01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:55,020 I didn't know which side you were on. 946 01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:58,180 Well, now you know. 947 01:12:58,300 --> 01:12:59,460 What's wrong with you, woman? 948 01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:06,820 Mmm, you smell good. 949 01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:04,580 Thank you, Benjamin. Thank you. 950 01:14:08,660 --> 01:14:12,460 We could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. 951 01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:15,340 But you one crazy-ass bitch! 952 01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:28,660 Americans love to gamble, don't they, Mr. Reign? 953 01:14:28,780 --> 01:14:30,820 I never gamble. 954 01:14:30,940 --> 01:14:33,380 Oh, I'm cutting our deal short. 955 01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:38,500 And my plates? 956 01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:41,340 The plates stay with me. I'm sure you won't have a problem with that. 957 01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:45,820 I enjoyed that little story you told... 958 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:48,300 about the dragon and the treasure. 959 01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:50,940 My mother used to tell it to me all the time. 960 01:14:52,580 --> 01:14:54,900 Do you know the moral of that story? 961 01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:57,260 Greed will imprison us all. 962 01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:03,820 I hate that fortune-cookie shit. 963 01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:19,140 Just like your father. 964 01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:23,380 I really did try to help him, you know. 965 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,340 To share with him. 966 01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:27,860 To make your life better. 967 01:15:27,980 --> 01:15:30,060 But he was too weak. 968 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:33,820 - Too afraid of change. - Give me the plates. 969 01:15:33,940 --> 01:15:37,300 - It's over. - I don't think it's over. 970 01:15:37,420 --> 01:15:41,060 There are casinos all over this country. 971 01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:43,980 I can make you a very rich man, Lee. 972 01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:46,420 Don't make the same mistake your father did. 973 01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:50,740 If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you. 974 01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:53,980 Don't you remember? I'm already dead. 975 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,020 Hey, Ricky. How you doin'? 976 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,300 Lee, I see you got everything under control. 977 01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:06,300 I'm gonna go downstairs and... Goddamn! 978 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:09,900 - What happened to Reign? - Shall I tell you how your father died? 979 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:12,660 Hey, hey. Wait one second, Lee. 980 01:16:12,780 --> 01:16:14,620 It ain't worth it, man. He tryin' to trick you. 981 01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:17,260 - Don't go too far, now. - He never begged for his life... 982 01:16:17,380 --> 01:16:19,540 - or tried to make a deal. - Put the gun down. 983 01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:23,060 All he asked me, just seconds before I pulled the trigger... 984 01:16:23,180 --> 01:16:25,860 was that I promise not to kill you. 985 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:29,020 Oh, he was so pathetic. 986 01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:32,620 Oh, hell, no. He went too far. Shoot his ass right now, Lee! 987 01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:33,900 What are you gonna do? 988 01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:36,500 All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam! 989 01:16:36,620 --> 01:16:39,500 Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father? 990 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:42,100 Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that. Shoot him, Lee. 991 01:16:42,220 --> 01:16:44,460 - You can't do it, can you? - Yes, hell, you can, Lee. 992 01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:47,100 - Ain't nobody up here but us. - Just as I thought. 993 01:16:47,220 --> 01:16:48,780 He tryin' to punk you. Shoot him! 994 01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:51,780 If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something. 995 01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:15,620 Damn! Good kick, Lee. 996 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:17,620 It was an accident. 997 01:17:17,780 --> 01:17:20,900 That's OK. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab. 998 01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:26,420 What's that in your... Oh, hell, no. 999 01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:28,900 Lady, you listen to me right now. 1000 01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:31,860 - Put that bomb down and turn it off! - Carter, we have to jump! 1001 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,700 You crazy. I ain't jumpin'. 1002 01:17:34,660 --> 01:17:36,660 - Use your jacket! - Hey, turn that bomb off! 1003 01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:39,660 Crazy-ass... 1004 01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:54,620 That wasn't so bad. 1005 01:18:30,820 --> 01:18:33,780 I cannot believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit. 1006 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:46,940 Detective Lee, I hate to admit it... 1007 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:50,420 but the United States Secret Service is indebted to you. 1008 01:18:50,540 --> 01:18:52,580 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1009 01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:54,540 I'll see you on board. 1010 01:18:57,260 --> 01:18:59,060 I want to thank you too. 1011 01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:09,340 It was nice working with you. 1012 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,820 I saw that. 1013 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,900 You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she? 1014 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:29,140 You played it cool, too, walking away and not looking back. I like that. 1015 01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:31,020 Yeah. I'm a player. 1016 01:19:32,780 --> 01:19:35,340 - Where is she headed? - She's going to New York. 1017 01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:41,260 - Is that your gate down there? - Yep. 1018 01:19:41,380 --> 01:19:43,740 Well, I'm this way. 1019 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:46,100 - Guess that means good-bye. - I guess so. 1020 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:49,300 Thank you, Carter. 1021 01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:51,380 Take good care of yourself, Lee. 1022 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,900 - Oh, Carter. - Yeah, Lee? 1023 01:19:58,020 --> 01:20:00,100 What's up? 1024 01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:03,220 There is something I want you to have. 1025 01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:08,060 No. This is your daddy's badge. I can't take that, man. No way. 1026 01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:10,660 It's OK. No. Finally, I can let it go. 1027 01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:14,420 Thank you, man. Hey. 1028 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:17,620 You know what? I got something for you too. 1029 01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:24,220 I got it at the tables this morning at Caesar's. I'm still hot. 1030 01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:27,660 - I can't take this. - Don't worry. I got a lot more. 1031 01:20:27,780 --> 01:20:30,700 - Go ahead. Enjoy yourself. - No, Carter. I can't have this. 1032 01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:33,140 Would you stop acting like a cop for one second and live it up? 1033 01:20:33,260 --> 01:20:35,580 There got to be something you want. Come on. 1034 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,620 Think about it. 1035 01:20:37,740 --> 01:20:42,340 This is the final boarding call for Flight 44 to La Guardia. 1036 01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:46,260 I always wanted to go to Madison Square Garden, see the Knicks play. 1037 01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:48,460 - New York City? - First class. 1038 01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:50,860 - The Plaza Hotel? - Maybe a little mu shu? 1039 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:53,500 - Amen to that, brother. - So, what do you say? 1040 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:56,300 You know what, man? I can use another vacation. 1041 01:21:10,140 --> 01:21:11,740 - Action! - Let's go! 1042 01:21:37,420 --> 01:21:39,380 - You all right? - Is he OK? 1043 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:42,900 - Jackie, you OK? - Jackie always OK. 1044 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:46,220 - Is this the kosher meal? - Yes, sir. That's our kosher meal. 1045 01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:48,620 - What's the name of it? - Gefilte. 1046 01:21:48,740 --> 01:21:51,260 - Gefilte fish. - "Filk" fish. 1047 01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:54,020 Lox and bagels. It's my favorite. 1048 01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:56,260 - What's the name of this stuff? - Gefilte fish. 1049 01:21:57,900 --> 01:21:59,980 "Gefilke" fish... What's the name of this fish? 1050 01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:05,340 You know what this is? What is it? 1051 01:22:05,460 --> 01:22:07,700 - Gefilte fish. - It's "filte" fish. 1052 01:22:07,820 --> 01:22:09,540 "Filte" fish. You want some of my "filte" fish? 1053 01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:12,300 You want any of this... What's the name of the fish? 1054 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:17,180 Gefilte fish! All right. OK. 1055 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,740 - Gefilte fish. I love this stuff. - I really don't. 1056 01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:22,060 You have black people all over the world eatin' this. 1057 01:22:22,180 --> 01:22:25,740 Who eats lox and bagels? I'll have some "gilte" fish. 1058 01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:41,420 Lady! Jackie, kick it. 1059 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,780 OK. Chris Tucker! 1060 01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:47,500 - Jackie, kick it. - Jackie again? 1061 01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:49,900 We'd love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that, Jackie? 1062 01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:52,540 Jackie, we'd like to see that. 1063 01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:54,660 Now, Jackie, wouldn't we love to see that? 1064 01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:57,980 - His name is Lee, goddamn it. - Lee, we would love to see that. 1065 01:22:58,100 --> 01:22:59,740 We would love to see that, wouldn't we, Lee? 1066 01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:03,540 - There's gotta be something you want. - I always want to go to Sw... 1067 01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:06,420 I always want to go to Scra... 1068 01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:09,620 I always dreamed to "Square Marden." 1069 01:23:09,740 --> 01:23:11,860 I always wanted to... 1070 01:23:14,220 --> 01:23:16,460 Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous. 1071 01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:19,980 Every "garden," I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden. 1072 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:22,220 I always wanted to go to this Madison... 1073 01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:26,740 - There are a lot of men chasing us. - As well there should be. 1074 01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:28,860 'Cause you're a very good-looking man. If I didn't have a girlfriend... 1075 01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:30,780 I'd take a run at you, put you in a bubble bath... 1076 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:33,500 and put some water wings on you and spank your little bottom. 1077 01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:36,700 But listen. Here's what we do, guys. Easy, easy. 1078 01:23:36,820 --> 01:23:39,700 Look, you're giggling at me. I'll take you home and just punish you. 1079 01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:41,820 I need both of you. 1080 01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:45,620 You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she? 1081 01:23:45,740 --> 01:23:47,700 - Yeah. - I like that. 1082 01:23:47,820 --> 01:23:49,540 Oh. Hold on. 1083 01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:53,380 - Who's calling? - Hello? 1084 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:56,540 Hello? I'm filming, man. 1085 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:59,020 Call me back at 7:00. I'm filming. 1086 01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:01,780 I'm looking Jackie Chan dead in his eye. Call me back. 1087 01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:04,380 - Call me back. - Are you a professional? We are filming. 1088 01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:07,940 - You turn on your phone? - No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan. 1089 01:24:08,060 --> 01:24:09,980 No! They want to speak to you, Jackie. 1090 01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:11,900 - Hello? - I'm sorry about this. 1091 01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:14,580 We are filming right now! 1092 01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:18,140 You're sorry? You wasted all our film! 1093 01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:20,340 Call me back later. 7:00. 1094 01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:28,900 Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.