1 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,402 (DOOR OPENS) 2 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,542 (LETTERS SCREAMING) 3 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,613 (LETTERS SHOUTING) 4 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,616 (SNAPS PHOTO) LETTERS: Aw. 5 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,625 JOE: My job sucks. 6 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,294 Got no future, got no benefits. 7 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,463 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 8 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,532 I'm here to play. 9 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:39,733 MAN: Oh, yeah? Who are you? 10 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,102 Who am I? I'm on the list. 11 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,637 Show me the list. I'll point me out. 12 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,072 Yeah. There is no list. 13 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:47,074 Charles Lazaro invited me. 14 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,309 Oh, so what you're telling me 15 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,211 is that you're a friend of Fat Charlie's? 16 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,012 Well, I'm not a friend like the doughnut guy, 17 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,014 but, yeah, we're friends. 18 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,683 Well, we got a little problem here, pal. 19 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,218 Fat Charlie has no friends. 20 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,222 You know what? I think we got off on the wrong foot here. 21 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,157 Thug? 22 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,459 Mr. Thug? 23 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,245 Oh, shit. 24 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,155 Goin' down. 25 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:38,392 (THUD) 26 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,197 Jimmy, you crafty son of a bitch. 27 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,432 You really think you were gonna get away with this? 28 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,066 Huh? 29 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,268 Step back a couple feet, will you? 30 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,441 My name's Bond... 31 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,445 Barry Bond...s. 32 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,413 Huh? 33 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,415 You got a little something... 34 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,384 (ELEVATOR RINGS) Right in the... 35 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,221 (MUSIC PLAYING) 36 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,199 Play the paper. 37 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,470 Sir, there is a $100 minimum. 38 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,306 Right. Of course. Heh. 39 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,341 How embarrassing. 40 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,614 There we go. 41 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,254 There's... There's twenty-one. 42 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,459 And that's, uh, yeah. 43 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,295 Hi. 44 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,429 Hi. 45 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,444 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 46 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:04,645 What are you doing there, Polyester Paul? 47 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,646 Excuse me, sir? 48 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,582 You're dealing from the bottom of the deck. 49 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,518 This man is dealing from the bottom of the deck! 50 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,720 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 51 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:13,987 Did you see that? 52 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,824 See what? Okay? We all caught you. 53 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,191 Is there a problem, sir? 54 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,727 Yes, there's a problem. 55 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,362 Three-card Monty here is dealing from the bottom of the deck. 56 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:22,863 I assure you, sir, that's impossible. 57 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,265 Oh. Really? 58 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,700 If it's impossible, then how come he dealt himself 59 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,470 a perfect... Thirteen? 60 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,672 CROWD: Ohh. 61 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,106 BOSS: Sir, why don't you step this way? 62 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,542 We'll sort this out. 63 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,410 Don't you know who I am? 64 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,848 No, I don't know who you are. 65 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,683 Okay, well, why don't you find somebody who does. 66 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,751 All right, Zorro? 67 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,421 (DOOR OPENING) 68 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,697 Well, looks like today's your lucky day. 69 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,168 I know who you are. 70 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,736 See? He knows who I am. 71 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,973 Oh, yeah. 72 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,274 You're the guy that's leaving here tonight 73 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,042 in the trunk of my car. 74 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,411 Let me guess. Fat Charlie, right? 75 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,713 That's right, moron. 76 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,583 Now listen to me. 77 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:19,252 Nobody accuses my joint of cheating, you got that? 78 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:22,523 Yeah, well, I do, and I got the pictures to prove it. 79 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,358 See for yourself. 80 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,727 (CROWD GASPS) 81 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,975 FAT CHARLIE: There ain't no pictures here. 82 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,844 Charles Lazaro, you're hereby served 83 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,245 to appear as a witness in the racketeering trial 84 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,747 of Freddy Marcuso. 85 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,551 FAT CHARLIE: What are you, some kind of a wacko? 86 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,520 Serving me papers in my own joint? 87 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,723 Rip his jugular vein out. 88 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,258 Okay, Lieutenant. 89 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,228 If I'm not out in 60 seconds, send in your boys. 90 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,763 BOY: (ON WALKIE-TALKIE) Okay, Joe. Roger that. 91 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:06,834 (CROWD MURMURING) 92 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,738 Charles, it's a pleasure serving you. 93 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,440 And you, 94 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,774 eat something. THUG: What? 95 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,775 You don't fit in. 96 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,547 Heh. 97 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,719 Nice work, kiddo. 98 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,287 Next time, you hurry up. 99 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,989 I'm freezing my ass off out here. 100 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,491 (CHUCKLING) There you go. 101 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,429 And, hey, don't spend all that on candy. 102 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,700 Son of a bitch. 103 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,681 It took you six days to serve this guy. 104 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,516 Six freakin' days! 105 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,085 Hey, he disappeared on me. 106 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,821 A guy named Fat Charlie disappeared on you? 107 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,023 Poof. Puff the Magic Dragon. 108 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:03,957 Just gone. Poof. Bye-bye. 109 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,461 And I guess you mean to tell me you ain't see 110 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:08,929 the Chrysler Building on your way over here, either. 111 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,566 If you want to spend your life chasing 112 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,435 nickel-and-dime papers, you go right ahead. 113 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,304 Ray, the guy was a difficult mark, 114 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,039 and I served him clean. 115 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,207 What else do you want? 116 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,577 RAY: You know what I want? 117 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,747 I want you to be more like Tony here. 118 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,149 Well, that's impossible. I walk upright. 119 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,818 What are you saying? I don't have good posture? 120 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,019 You're a Neanderthal. 121 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,521 And I say kiss my ass. 122 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,022 My mouth's not big enough. 123 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,557 RAY: Hey, hey, hey. Look... 124 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,726 You see this? 125 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:41,128 I gave Tony this file two hours ago. 126 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,596 It's done. 127 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,898 What's going on with you, Joe? 128 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,535 You used to be my money guy, 129 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,503 my assassin. 130 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,372 Now, in the time it takes you to do one job, 131 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,975 Wopalong Cassidy here serves seven papers. 132 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,677 It would've been eight, but I let Joe have that one 133 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:57,945 in Miami. 134 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,080 The only reason that is that the mook can't take Miami. 135 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,481 It's too damn hot down there. 136 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,283 Miami's not a city. It's a steam room with mosquitoes. 137 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,652 That's great, Tony. 138 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,654 You're a regular process-serving savant. 139 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,590 What'd you call me? Savant. 140 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,358 That's somebody who's really good at something... 141 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,226 Oh, thanks, Joe. 142 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,895 While being a complete idiot. 143 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:15,796 (THUD) Hey! 144 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,265 Ladies, please. 145 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,738 Yeah, you really did serve these really fast. 146 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,740 In fact, you served them yesterday. 147 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,208 What? What are you talking about? 148 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,779 What's the date today? It's the... The 10th. 149 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,014 It's the 11th, numb nuts. 150 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,850 Give me that. 151 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:39,720 Goddamn it, Tony! 152 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:40,854 Relax, Ray, relax. 153 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,890 I'll go back to the courthouse. I'll refile it. 154 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,224 It's the big white building 155 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,225 with the pillars in front of it. 156 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,660 Hey, screw you, Joe! 157 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,596 I'm tired of you calling me stupid. 158 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:49,697 I'm not the one growin' a grape vine 159 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,231 in my living room. 160 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,432 This loser thinks he's going be 161 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,467 Ernest and Julio freakin' Gallo. 162 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,837 Ray, do you have a job for me or not? 163 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,641 Look, I got one job right now. 164 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,543 It's an important job out of Texas. 165 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,613 It pays five grand. 166 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:12,552 Well, I was gonna give it to Tony, 167 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,922 seeing he's been so hot lately, 168 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,891 but now that we know he can't read a goddamn calendar, 169 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,559 makes me a little edgy. 170 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,061 So here. 171 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,732 What, you're gonna give it to Joe? 172 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,499 After two months of screw-ups? 173 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,001 It's gonna take him 10 weeks to serve it. 174 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,603 Well, thanks for the prediction, 175 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,005 Nostra-dumbass. Don't you have a courthouse to find? 176 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,006 Eat me. 177 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,243 Eat you? 178 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,745 I've never been that hungry in my life. 179 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,717 (SIGHS) Listen, Joe, 180 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,953 this is the Texas branch 181 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,755 of my biggest account here in New York. 182 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,523 This file could open up 183 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,392 a lot of out-of-state business for me, 184 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,761 you understand? 185 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,229 It's an easy job. 186 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,532 All you gotta do is do it fast. 187 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,735 None of that lollygagging six-day crap on this. 188 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,136 I'm serious! 189 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,138 You got it, boss. And let me just say 190 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,339 from the bottom of my heart... 191 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,809 That suit is kickin'. 192 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,143 Get out! 193 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,613 I'm gonna go. You better go! 194 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,017 This suit kickin'. Shit. This suit cost me $300. 195 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,888 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) 196 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,628 Say, what time's your flight again, sweetheart? 197 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,698 It's 11:20. 198 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,800 Well, lookee there. Perfect timing. 199 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,101 I am the King. 200 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,669 Well done, Mr. Cowboy. 201 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,637 That's right, Mama. I tell you what. 202 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,673 You're my darling, dearest, deary, 203 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,675 darlin' gal, and I'll tell you what, 204 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:42,943 any of them New York boys got 205 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,145 their hands on you, and ooh, I wouldn't know what to do. 206 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:46,847 (GIGGLES) 207 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,688 Well, here we are. 208 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,123 Now, hey, you'll call me when you get there? 209 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,792 I will. Oh, I'm sorry. 210 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,062 I love you, girl. I love you, too. 211 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,031 Okay. 212 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,236 You get that all right? 213 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,242 Well, go on. Have a good time. 214 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,077 Okay. Bye. 215 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,681 (CHUCKLES, BLOWS KISS) 216 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:37,130 (LAUGHS) Hey, you! 217 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,267 Hey, darlin'! 218 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,334 Hey, how are you? 219 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,836 Good. 220 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,872 Huh? What'd I tell ya? 221 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,606 Perfect timin'. 222 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,108 You're the King. Thank you very much. 223 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,144 KATE: Ooh, I missed you. 224 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,781 Hey. (HORNS HONKING) 225 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,348 All right, all right, we're gone. 226 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,850 Quick as a hiccup. (BOTH CHUCKLING) 227 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,462 Hey, Joe. 228 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,964 No hard feelings about before, Joe? 229 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,366 Really. Good luck. 230 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,068 Yeah. Blow me. 231 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,236 Yeah. Keep dreaming, Joe. 232 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,239 He gets me with that every time. 233 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,010 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 234 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,648 Hello? 235 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,050 TONY: Sara Moore? Yeah. 236 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,184 Listen up. 237 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,720 If I were you, 238 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,222 I'd get the hell out of your apartment right now. 239 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,723 Who is this? 240 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,992 Let's just say, uh, a friend. 241 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,261 Look, some asshole is on his way up there 242 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,897 to serve you papers. He's gonna say he's delivering flowers. 243 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,732 Papers? 244 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,467 What, is this about my parking tickets? 245 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,803 No, no, no. It's a lot bigger than that. 246 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,438 Look, I really don't have any idea 247 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,739 what you're talking about, so... 248 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,774 Hey, lady, when is getting served papers 249 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,244 ever good, huh? Don't be stupid. Hang up and get out. 250 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,057 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 251 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,892 Oh. Um... 252 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,331 Sara Moore? 253 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,700 Um, no. 254 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,235 She lives there in 7E. 255 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,270 Thanks. 256 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,180 You know, once that little light goes on, 257 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,915 you're good. Yeah. 258 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,958 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 259 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,428 Sara, welcome home! 260 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,362 SARA: Why are you calling me Sara? 261 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,064 Hey! Sara! 262 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,365 Merry Christmas. 263 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,836 Shit. 264 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,117 SARA: Taxi! 265 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,320 Taxi! 266 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:15,956 Oh. 267 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,926 Excuse me. Ahh. 268 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,161 (HORN HONKS) Ho. Whoa! 269 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,902 Mrs. Moore. Do you have an appointment? 270 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,170 I just need to get away for a sec. 271 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,404 Okay. Have a nice day. 272 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,406 (GROANS) 273 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,148 WOMAN: I'd like to request... 274 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,615 Sir, can I help you? 275 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,151 Sir, this is a woman's spa, sir. 276 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,152 Cool. 277 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,161 (WOMEN SCREAMING) (JOE GROANING) 278 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,465 Either of you two creatures seen Sara Moore? 279 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,033 Get out! 280 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,069 Hey, you are wrapped too tight, lady. 281 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,303 ATTENDANT: Excuse me, sir, you cannot... 282 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,073 WOMAN: Hey, Sara, welcome back! 283 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,440 SARA: Why do people keep calling me Sara? I'm not. 284 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,911 Can I help you? 285 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,146 Hello? 286 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,320 MAN: Damn, slow down. 287 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,024 Whoa. 288 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,226 Oh. 289 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,244 I can't believe you messed this up. 290 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,146 I did not mess it up. 291 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,049 I told you he'd mess it up. It's a goddamn cakewalk, Joe. 292 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,152 Look, I chased her all through Midtown Manhattan 293 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,021 for two hours. I froze my dick off. 294 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,356 Boo-hyphen-hoo. 295 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,857 Ha! 296 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,293 Has anybody informed you this job is not easy? 297 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,195 I'm gonna find her. It's not gonna be a problem. 298 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,997 Well, it already is a problem. 299 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,398 I'm giving the file to Tony. 300 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,135 What? 301 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,136 Come on, give me the papers. 302 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,071 You know what? 303 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,072 I don't know what the hell I was thinking 304 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,740 giving you this job in the first place. 305 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,942 Look, you are making a mistake, Ray. 306 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,310 I know exactly where she is. 307 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,512 Good! Tell it to Tony. 308 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,382 Thanks, boss. 309 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,151 She's up Ray's ass. 310 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,185 You should know your way around. 311 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,254 (CHUCKLES) 312 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:28,988 (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 313 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,292 (MAN YELLING) 314 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,589 (BEEPING) 315 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,338 MAN: Hey, Joe. Hey, Lenny. 316 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106 Santa, you're supposed to give the gifts, not take them. 317 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,342 I've got a present for you. 318 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,976 Milty, I need a favor. 319 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,478 Yeah, and I need a smaller prostate. 320 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,814 I need the file on 4983! 321 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,484 That's a small uzi and two vials of crack. 322 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,986 Milt, Milt, look. 323 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,321 Can you get me the addresses 324 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,489 on these speed-dial phone numbers please? 325 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,126 Uh, I don't know if you noticed here, 326 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,362 but the "in" is winning by a landslide. 327 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,267 Okay. 328 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,335 Maybe this'll help. 329 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,038 Oh, no. I think my eyes are going 330 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,374 because I only see 20 bucks. 331 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,378 How about now? 332 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,812 Oh, there we go. 333 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,681 20/20. 334 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,982 20/20. 335 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,817 Come back at 7:00. 336 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,319 7:00? That's the best you can do? 337 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,522 Oh. Now my hearing's off. 338 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,525 I'll see you at 7:00. 339 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,339 (RINGING) 340 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,040 Miami Marriott. 341 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,675 Uh, yes, I'd like to make a reservation, please... 342 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:09,148 Under the name "Sara Moore"... 343 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,651 For a check-in early tomorrow morning. 344 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,220 Okay. 345 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,522 Thank you. (DISCONNECTS) 346 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,332 Now, let's see how we did today. 347 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,569 Ooh, careful. 348 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,576 Oh, yeah. 349 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,384 Nice nose. 350 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,597 Better than yesterday. 351 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,405 Oh. 352 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,662 Yeah, I'm the idiot. 353 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,443 Nice place. 354 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,485 It's good. 355 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,603 (SPEED DIALING) 356 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,738 (RINGING) 357 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,005 WOMAN: Miami Marriott. 358 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,708 Uh, Sara Moore, please. 359 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,009 One moment please. 360 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,413 Uh, sir, I'm sorry, 361 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,848 but Miss Moore won't be checking in 362 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,650 until tomorrow morning. 363 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,452 Tomorrow morning. 364 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,019 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 365 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,293 I gotcha. 366 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,546 May I help you? 367 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,081 (NEW YORK ACCENT) You got gas. 368 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,483 Excuse me? 369 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,617 You got leakage. 370 00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,386 Excuse me? 371 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,454 Not you, lady, your house. 372 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,392 But we have electric. 373 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,259 Yeah, I know. That's why it's kind of a pickle. 374 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,695 Can I sniff around? 375 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,630 Actually, no. 376 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,298 Thanks. 377 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,000 I'm not sniffing any gas, 378 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,302 but I do detect the smell of coffee. 379 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,104 You know, I think you should just leave. 380 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,839 Why don't you run in the kitchen and grab me 381 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,410 a cup of coffee, all right, cupcake? Nice place you got here. 382 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,478 It's real rustic. SARA: Amanda? 383 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,616 Hey, are you okay? What's going on? 384 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:30,917 I heard all that shouting down there. 385 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,619 (GASPS) 386 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,421 Oh, no. 387 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,356 Sara Moore, you're hereby served for divorce. 388 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,859 Divorce? What? 389 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,494 Smile. 390 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,095 No, hang on. Wait a minute. 391 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,330 You must have the wrong person. 392 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,898 Um, you must be looking for 393 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,700 a different Sara Moore. That's what they all say. 394 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,202 But I'm happily married. 395 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,704 Not anymore. 396 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:57,777 Could I get that coffee to go or... 397 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,017 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 398 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,586 (ANSWERING MACHINE) This is Ray. Who the hell is this? 399 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,720 Hey, Ray! 400 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,055 I'll tell you who the hell this is. 401 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,057 It's Joe. 402 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,026 So why don't you put that doughnut down for a second and listen to me? 403 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,696 Guess who I just served? Sara Moore. 404 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,465 That's right. 405 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,067 So, get your checkbook out, 406 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,602 and since you took me off this gig 407 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,336 and I had to do it on my own time, 408 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,439 you better pay me double, okay? 409 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,940 Say good night, sweet prince. 410 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:31,844 Oh, no. 411 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:33,913 Uhh! 412 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,384 Look, if you want to use the phone, just ask. 413 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:41,387 You serve Fat Charlie, and now Fat Charlie serves you! 414 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,189 And I say we served him pretty good, too. (SNORTS) 415 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:44,991 So, Brooklyn's in the house? 416 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:46,893 (PASSES GAS) 417 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,261 Hey. 418 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,430 Oh, my God. Sara! 419 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,299 Sara, oh, my God, you've got to see this. 420 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,534 (PUNCHING CONTINUES) 421 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:55,668 What? 422 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,438 THUG: Huh? Huh? What about this? 423 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,974 Now do I fit in? How does that fit, huh? 424 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,478 Heh. I'm glad. 425 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,714 Aldo, you know, I've been doing some thinking lately. 426 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,550 I'm getting kind of tired of carpooling. How about you? 427 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,085 I could use a little room myself, you don't mind, Petey. 428 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,655 There's a car right here. I could just take this car, no? 429 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:16,989 Why not? 430 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,526 You're not taking my car, that was nothin'. Come on! 431 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,193 Whoa. 432 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,829 That all you got? Get over here! 433 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:24,731 (GROANS) 434 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,466 What are you, some kind of machinist? 435 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,469 Are you trying to say "masochist"? 436 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:32,672 What a meathead. 437 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:33,806 Whoa. 438 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,444 Uhh! 439 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:39,912 Hold on. Hold on a second. Your diaper's loose. 440 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,015 Uh! 441 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,622 (CAR ENGINES START) 442 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,494 (CARS PULL AWAY) 443 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,666 That's it? 444 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,133 That's all you girls got? 445 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,602 That was nothin'! 446 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:03,870 Nothin'! 447 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:08,875 Baby's gonna take nappy. 448 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,059 (BRAKES SCREECH) (GROANS) 449 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,663 Ohh. 450 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,016 SARA: Sorry. Wretched bag. 451 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,889 Well, well, there is a god. 452 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,091 Actually, it was two Italians. 453 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,596 SARA: Do you have any feelings? 454 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,932 Do you have any shred of humanity or compassion? 455 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:08,868 Well, little sick dogs pull at my heartstrings, 456 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,638 but certainly not trophy wives from Australia. 457 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,906 Australia? 458 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:15,942 Look, first of all, I'm English, you twit. 459 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,777 And second of all, 460 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,746 we've had our ups and downs, but I stuck it out, 461 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,347 and trophy wives don't do that. 462 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,783 You know what? 463 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:25,918 The guy on the phone was right. 464 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,754 You are an asshole. 465 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,321 Hey, I was just doing my j... 466 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,292 What guy on the phone? 467 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:34,761 The guy that called up to my apartment 468 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,595 to say you were on your way up with those lovely papers. 469 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,565 Somebody tipped you off? Who? 470 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,532 Yeah, like I know everyone in New York 471 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,901 with a Brooklyn accent. 472 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,071 Tony. It's gotta be Tony. 473 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,573 The son of a bitch. 474 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,241 He's been tipping off my marks for two months. 475 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,977 That's why it's been so hard. 476 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,544 Well, my heart bleeds for you. 477 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:53,913 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! 478 00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,883 Mind your own business, pork chop. 479 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,824 (HORNS HONKING) 480 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,860 (FLY BUZZES) 481 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,061 Goddamn bug! 482 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,165 Hey, chico, make it cooler. Cooler! 483 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,767 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 484 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:16,969 Not louder! Cooler! 485 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,806 (MUMBLING IN SPANISH) 486 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,074 No gringo. Italiano! 487 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,342 Mambo Italiano. 488 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:24,410 No Mambo Italiano. Mambo king! 489 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,845 Armand Assante. 490 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,546 (SPEAKS IN SPANISH) 491 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,915 Hey, chico, just drop me off in America, okay? 492 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:30,783 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 493 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,197 Hey, hey, I've got another question. 494 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,800 How do people do it? 495 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,338 I know you're awake, so stop pretending to be asleep. 496 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:53,472 Actually, I was pretending to be dead, 497 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,941 but can't fool you. 498 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,944 How can someone end a marriage like that, 499 00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,846 just... Pow? 500 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,214 Look, are you telling me you didn't see this coming? 501 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,584 Let me guess, a lot of trips out of town. 502 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,086 "Go ahead, honey. Go ahead. 503 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,354 "Don't worry your pretty little head. 504 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,156 "I'll take care of the homestead." 505 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,258 Not to mention those extra poker nights with the boys. 506 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,525 Gordon doesn't play poker. 507 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,594 Missing my point. 508 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,964 Look, I've served thousands of subpoenas. 509 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,466 Granted, never one to somebody as hot as you. 510 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,468 I don't know your husband, 511 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:24,036 but I do have a great deal of insight into men, 512 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:27,206 and we are mean, hurtful, and despicable. 513 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,844 Male headquarters would kill me if they knew I was telling you this. 514 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,445 Yeah, well, despicable is putting it mildly. 515 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,483 And then you complain that we get half of everything. 516 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,418 Believe me, for this type of treatment, 517 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,820 half is the very least we should get. 518 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,988 The only thing you're gonna get half of, 519 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,924 honey, is screwed. What do you mean? 520 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:47,259 He served you first, he's in Texas, 521 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,828 and he's got home court advantage. 522 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,430 Wait, served me first? 523 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,865 What is this, third grade? 524 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,034 Yeah, sometimes. 525 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:58,637 Texas has the most conservative divorce laws in the country. 526 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,206 Not to mention those good ol' boy judges. 527 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,943 I'm sure most of them aren't married to their first wives. 528 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,912 Believe me, if I had known this was coming, 529 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,646 I'd have been the one doing the serving. 530 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,848 Yeah. How about that, huh? 531 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,282 Whatever. 532 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,351 No, seriously, what would've happened if I'd served him first? 533 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,854 Okay, if you had served him first, 534 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:17,056 the trial would've been in New York, not in Texas, 535 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:18,991 where you would have fared a lot better. 536 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,759 Fifty percent better, actually. 537 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,310 Hey, I have a proposition for you. 538 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:41,013 You tear up the papers on me, and I'll hire you 539 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,082 to serve my husband. I'll pay you twice what you're getting now. 540 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,750 Look, here's what you don't understand. 541 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,953 I've already told them that I served you, okay? 542 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,121 So if I flip it and tag your husband, 543 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,456 my reputation will be shot. 544 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,858 I'll never work again. 545 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,927 I'll give you ten percent of my divorce settlement. 546 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:56,228 (SCOFFS) 547 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,164 We own a cattle ranch. It's worth $20 million. 548 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:01,067 $20 million? Mmm-hmm. 549 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:02,368 Ten percent of half. 550 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:03,903 Mmm-hmm. 551 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,437 You're willing to pay me a million dollars? 552 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,039 Well, that still leaves nine for me, 553 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,308 versus next to nothing. It's kind of a no-brainer. 554 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,812 You're really serious? 555 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,014 I think we should draw up a contract. 556 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:17,216 Let's see. 557 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,251 I'm not going to be needing this. 558 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:29,395 One... 559 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,297 Million... 560 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,935 Dollars. Great. Let's go. 561 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:48,380 Thanks a lot. 562 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:50,983 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 563 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,753 Miami Marriott. 564 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,023 If anybody calls for Miss Sara Moore, 565 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,657 tell them she's relocated to one of your hotels 566 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,426 in Bangor, Maine. 567 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:04,196 Bangor, Maine. 568 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,098 That's right. Bangor, Maine. That's where she'll be. 569 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,234 I thought we were going to Dallas? 570 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,502 We are. Just playing a little game of hide and seek. 571 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:11,703 Now break out your credit cards. 572 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,039 We got tickets to buy. 573 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,038 JOE: All right, got my papers, 574 00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:47,940 and you know your way around this place, right? 575 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,541 SARA: Actually, I've never been inside before. 576 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,944 Gordon always said it was his place to come and "focus." 577 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:54,913 All you have to do is point him out 578 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:57,083 and then stay out of sight, because if he sees you, 579 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,086 we're done. 580 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:02,154 Is it okay if I strangle him from behind? 581 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,524 (CHUCKLES) Yes, you can do whatever you want, 582 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,359 but wait until I serve him. 583 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:08,995 Okay. 584 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,562 (SIGHS) 585 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,131 Let me see that scarf. 586 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,239 Okay, all set. If you have a moment, 587 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:21,840 I'd like to take you two on a little tour here 588 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,742 of our facility. Why, that would be lovely. 589 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,077 HOST: Great. 590 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,280 So, what part of London are you from? 591 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,116 Hampstead. 592 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,550 Hmm. I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with it. 593 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,153 Well, it's on the corner of Penny Lane and Abbey Road. 594 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,023 Hmm, very interesting. 595 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,259 How many pounds were you looking at losing? 596 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,994 Well, I don't think it's important 597 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,962 to talk about money at this point, do you? 598 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:47,966 (LAUGHS) You see, pounds, money... Be quiet. 599 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,435 (CLEARS THROAT) 600 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,238 How exactly did you hear about us, 601 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:53,272 Mr. and Mrs... 602 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:56,542 Poppins? 603 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:58,544 Well, we have an acquaintance here at the club, 604 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:03,349 a Gordon Moore. Solid, solid... Solid fellow. 605 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:04,583 Absolutely. As a matter of fact, 606 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,318 I believe Mr. Moore is working out here this morning. 607 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,319 Perhaps we'll run into him. 608 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,755 Perhaps. 609 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:10,789 I'll just show you the men's area now. 610 00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,191 Jolly good. 611 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,194 Mrs. Poppins, if you'll wait here 612 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,528 for just a moment, we'll be back in a jiffy, as you say. 613 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,197 Oh. Okay, thanks. 614 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:23,102 (MOUTHING) I know. 615 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:24,470 I should tell you I don't like to lift things. 616 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,148 GORDON: I'm sweatin' and you're glowin', darlin'. 617 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:39,285 Hey, how's my form? (CHUCKLES) 618 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:40,652 Yours is pretty good. 619 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:41,953 Keep it up, Gordon. 620 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,456 Oh, it's up. It's up. 621 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,058 Focusing, asshole! 622 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:48,960 Sara! Yeah? 623 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,462 Joe, quick, it's him! Quick! 624 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:51,563 Where? Where? 625 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,433 You stop him, Allison. 626 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,438 Look, lady, I'm not gonna hit a girl, okay? 627 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:05,811 You go, girl! 628 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,045 Come on, Joe! 629 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:12,284 Well, I guess there's a first time for everything. 630 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:15,921 Nice. 631 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,256 Ohh! 632 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,357 Take that! 633 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,658 Aah! 634 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:21,059 Quick! He's getting away! 635 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,261 Remind me to give you a raise. (LAUGHS) 636 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:25,197 SARA: Oh, for Christ's sake. 637 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:27,065 Look, babe, can we talk about this? 638 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,201 Ohh! 639 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,069 (BELL DINGS) 640 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,375 Way to lay low back there. 641 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:38,544 Well, you said to point him out. 642 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:39,845 I just pointed him out. 643 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:41,480 Hey, you're gonna have to get in control 644 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,550 of your anger, okay? Made us look like fools in there. 645 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,985 I did? Well, hey, at least I wasn't beaten up by a girl. 646 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,754 Hey, that was not a girl. 647 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,522 I distinctly saw an Adam's apple 648 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,224 and a bulge that I was not comfortable with. 649 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,227 The only thing we had going for us was 650 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,129 the element of surprise, and you blew that. 651 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,697 Look, I know Gordon's habits. 652 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,199 I can easily find him again. 653 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:02,000 Oh, what do you think, he's just gonna sit around, 654 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,669 waiting for us to serve him? 655 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,471 No. He's history. 656 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,207 All he has to do is jump on the first international flight, 657 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:11,310 and then we're done, all right? 658 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:14,546 Even if I find him, I can't serve him outside the United States. 659 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,014 I don't like your tone. 660 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,550 Oh, you don't like my tone, Your Highness? 661 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:22,354 Don't forget, whenever I want, I can serve your papers again. 662 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,590 Look, you can stand there and threaten me, 663 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,192 or we can just get in the car 664 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,626 and go and find Gordon. 665 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:32,298 Oh, yeah? Okay, where do you want to go... Boss? 666 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,236 Well, as your boss, I'd be interested in your suggestions. 667 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:44,176 This is crazy. You're crazy. And I quit. 668 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:52,851 Hey, I thought you were quitting. 669 00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:55,053 Who the hell am I gonna quit to? 670 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,922 I gave up half my life for this crap. 671 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,260 (SIGHING) 672 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,063 So, what are we gonna do first? 673 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,065 Well, I think we, uh, 674 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,067 and when I say "we," I mean you, 675 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,602 should find a mute button for yourself. 676 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,205 (ENGINE STARTS) 677 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,178 (GASPS) 678 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:23,715 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 679 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:25,351 Excuse me. 680 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,453 Excuse me. Yo! 681 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,589 Hello. Can I help you? 682 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,823 Yeah, you can help me. 683 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,559 I got an important business meeting with a Sara Moore. 684 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,294 Sara Moore? 685 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:38,196 Sara Moore. Moore. M-O-O-O-R-E. 686 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,531 Here. 687 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,102 You're sure about that? 688 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,237 Yeah, I'm sure about that. What's the matter? 689 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:46,472 I don't look like a goddamn businessman to you? 690 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:48,240 No. Sir. 691 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,508 It's just that her reservation's been cancelled. 692 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:52,244 Cancelled? What the... I do have a forwarding address, 693 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:55,213 if that would be helpful. Yeah, that would be helpful. 694 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:58,517 Can you throw in a little breeze while you're at it? 695 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:02,754 Hey, cutie, how you doing? 696 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,257 (KISSING NOISES) 697 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,558 She's nice. Who's that, your sister? 698 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,129 GORDON: Okay, Warren, earn your money. 699 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,931 You want to tell me what the hell's going on? 700 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,934 RAY: Sure. Everything is beautiful. 701 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,539 My best guy served her this morning up in Westchester. 702 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,674 All I'm doing is waiting on the papers. 703 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,744 Oh, really? Well, maybe you can explain how that's possible 704 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:28,146 when she's in Dallas, moron. 705 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,716 Dallas? Dallas, Texas? 706 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,684 WARREN: That's right, and she's not alone, either. 707 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:36,455 She's down here with some goddamn process server trying to serve my client. 708 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,257 Who's this Joe, anyway? Is he one of yours? Joe? 709 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,360 Joe the singer? 710 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,763 No, I, I don't know a Joe. 711 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,498 Can't say I know a Joe. 712 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,033 (MUTTERING) 713 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:51,603 (CLEARS THROAT) Look here, uh, Mr. Moore, 714 00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,805 don't worry about a thing, okay? 715 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,174 All right? 716 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,677 Just give me a little more time, 717 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,613 and, as God is my witness, I will nail this bitch. 718 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:04,616 I will chase her down like a German shepherd, like she owed me money! 719 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:06,518 Hey! 720 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,253 My wife you're talkin' about there, putz! 721 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:10,889 Of course, sir. My apologies. Ahem. 722 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:12,458 This better get done. 723 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:13,859 Or I'm gonna hang your ass out to dry, 724 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,494 you understand? (BEEP) 725 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:19,831 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) "This better get done. 726 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:22,468 "Otherwise, I'm gonna hang your ass out to dry." 727 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:25,437 Jesus. 728 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:28,374 A redneck telling a black man he gonna hang him! 729 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:29,641 It's the new millennium. 730 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,078 Page Tony! 731 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,381 And get Farrakhan and them on the phone. 732 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,082 I think they might want a trip down there. 733 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,250 (BEEP) 734 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,052 Doris, could you send Vernon in here, please? 735 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,889 Now, Gordon, as your attorney, 736 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,858 I would advise you not to get your personal security involved in the matter. 737 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,695 Well, as my attorney, you screwed this up, dickweed. 738 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:58,236 Now... Let's go over this one more time. 739 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,338 I'm telling you, I don't know where it is. 740 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,041 You're telling me you don't know where it is? 741 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,743 No. I swear to God. (TELEPHONE RINGS) 742 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,349 Yeah. 743 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,853 Tell Mr. Moore I'll be there momentarily. 744 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,763 Listen to me, you little punk. 745 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,665 You're not going anywhere 746 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:27,833 until we find the stapler. 747 00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:33,772 It was Tommy... In accounting. He took it! 748 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:36,908 I use paperclips! 749 00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:40,512 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 750 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,618 WOMAN: Ooh... Oh, my word. 751 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:49,855 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 752 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:56,895 I'm just getting right off. 753 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:06,104 You're aware of my current personal situation, right? 754 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,906 As much as you told me, yes, sir. 755 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:10,742 See, I got my tail in a crack here, 756 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,878 and I want you to do whatever you need to do 757 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,581 to keep this lowlife server away from me, okay? 758 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:17,549 Now, my overpaid lawyer here 759 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,518 will fill you in on his description and whereabouts. 760 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:24,556 Now, he's with my wife, so let's not let anything happen to her. 761 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:28,359 But, now that guy, oh, well... (LAUGHS) 762 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,028 I could give a rat's ass. 763 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,497 Oh, I'll take care of it, sir. 764 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:35,701 Got Tony on line two. He says there's a problem. 765 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:41,039 No kidding. Where the hell are you? 766 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,841 TONY: I'm in Maine! 767 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,511 Maine? What the hell you doin' in Maine? 768 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,679 I'm freezin' my balls off, that's what. 769 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,348 The bitch is in Dallas, you idiot. 770 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,384 Dallas? I think Joe set me up. 771 00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,821 Oh. There's a newsflash. 772 00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:57,422 (IMITATES MORSE CODE) 773 00:40:57,523 --> 00:41:00,058 Look, he's down there with her 774 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,861 trying to serve her husband. He flipped on us. 775 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,696 He flipped his mark. 776 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,366 Now, you go stick your balls in a cup of hot cocoa, 777 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,001 click your heels three times, Dorothy, 778 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,469 and get down to Dallas. 779 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:13,972 You nail her first, or we are done! 780 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,473 It's over. You understand? 781 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:18,610 Ooh. 782 00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:25,751 You know, I need to call Miss Cleo. 783 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:30,021 Psychics, psychics, is that "P" or "S"? 784 00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:40,131 Let me guess, employees of the month? 785 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,533 Ha ha. 786 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,968 So I just, I just don't know 787 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,703 what's normal anymore. 788 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:47,873 Hi, Doris. 789 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,678 What's going on? 790 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:55,881 I would love to tell you, but I can't. 791 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,917 Mr. Moore had his lawyer make all of us sign... 792 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:04,856 (WHISPERING) Affidavits this morning 793 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,858 saying we wouldn't divulge his whereabouts. 794 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,126 Hmm, nice. 795 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,273 (LOUDLY) Well, you've been completely useless, Doris. 796 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,409 I really wish I hadn't been so nice to you over the years. 797 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:25,777 Let's go, let's go. 798 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,581 So, what's in Durango? 799 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:30,782 Oh, we just bought a cattle ranch there. 800 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,150 I haven't been there myself yet, though. 801 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,619 It's Gordon's little pet project. 802 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:37,388 How do you feel about walking faster? 803 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:38,724 Good. Good. 804 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,097 Two tickets on the next flight to Durango, please. 805 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,967 Okie-dokie, I just need your credit card and some ID please. 806 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,802 Sure. 807 00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,573 There you go. 808 00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:56,942 (SIGHS) 809 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,747 Oh. Well, at least those two are happy. 810 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:04,783 Oh, please. That has affair written all over it. 811 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,952 Why do you say that? Who makes out with their wife? 812 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:09,354 See? Ring... 813 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,657 No ring. 814 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,060 I bet Gordon's having an affair. 815 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,629 You think? 816 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:20,632 Yeah. You know what? I really do. 817 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:23,902 Um, I'm sorry, Miss, but my computer shows 818 00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:26,805 that your credit card's been, um, cancelled. 819 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,506 Cancelled? 820 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,508 Gordon virus. Goddamn it! 821 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:33,378 No, no, look. I know he wants to divorce me, 822 00:43:33,478 --> 00:43:35,580 but believe me, he would not want me to be penniless. 823 00:43:35,681 --> 00:43:37,783 Excuse me. Could you try this card? 824 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:40,018 Honey, if he cancelled that card, he cancelled all the cards. 825 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,124 Excuse me one sec. 826 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,760 Uh, hey... 827 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:55,767 Denise. Hi. 828 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:59,771 (SOBBING) It's not fair. 829 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,115 Oh, no! 830 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:14,185 (BARKING) 831 00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:17,588 TONY: I just landed. I'll take care of business. 832 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:19,991 I'm at the airport. All right. All right. 833 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:21,927 Ow! Hey, fat boy, you need to watch where you're going. 834 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:26,064 These tickets say Durango. We need to go to Amarillo. 835 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,399 This is gonna take me another minute. 836 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:38,309 Hey, Joe. What a nice surprise. 837 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:40,211 Oh, nice look, Don Ho. 838 00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:43,849 So, racking up those frequent flyer miles? 839 00:44:43,949 --> 00:44:46,584 Yeah. Thanks for the world tour, ass wipe. 840 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,153 Well, you've been tipping off my marks 841 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:50,421 for about a month, so I figured it was payback time. 842 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,923 You figured that out, huh? 843 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:54,760 Yeah, using my brain and all. 844 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,194 Yeah, well, the way I see it, 845 00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:59,030 all those jobs were mine before you came along. 846 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,599 So I was just taking back what already belonged to me. 847 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,035 You grew up around a lot of lead paint, didn't you? 848 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:06,237 Enough of the chit chat, where's the girl? 849 00:45:06,337 --> 00:45:07,739 What girl? The girl! 850 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:09,307 Oh, Sara? Yeah. 851 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:11,176 Oh, I think she's in Copenhagen. 852 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:12,377 Right? Copenhagen. Yeah. 853 00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:13,644 TONY: Really? 854 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,281 JOE: Yeah. The luge finals. 855 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,250 Oh, that wouldn't be her walking out of the bathroom over there, now, would it? 856 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,023 (BARKING) Yo, Tony! 857 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,257 What? 858 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,226 (YELLING) 859 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,130 (GROWLING) 860 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,467 Hey, look, that man... 861 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,103 He's trying to serve you! 862 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:40,138 What? Go! Go! Go! 863 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,239 Here! Look! 864 00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:43,942 Uh... 865 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:45,944 Aah! Oof! 866 00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:49,747 Aah! Oh, no! 867 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,951 (YELLS) 868 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:02,928 Ohh... 869 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:06,097 Oh, uh... 870 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,069 (SCREAMING) 871 00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:15,506 You okay? No! 872 00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:19,878 Oh, God! 873 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,819 SARA: Can we stop, please? Oh! 874 00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:35,193 (WHIRRING) 875 00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:38,563 (BEEPING) 876 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,272 Oh! My pant leg is stuck! 877 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,908 Ow! 878 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,709 Okay! Uh, here! Take... 879 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,244 What are you doing? 880 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:55,847 (GROANS) 881 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,348 (GRUNTING) 882 00:46:57,983 --> 00:46:58,917 Okay! 883 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:02,888 Jesus Christ, I said help me, not undress me! 884 00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:05,323 Oh I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over the big machine 885 00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:06,958 that was going to rip you into little pieces. 886 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:12,230 Come on. 887 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,499 Well, I only have half a pair of pants on, 888 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:16,834 if you hadn't noticed. Well I, for one, think you look great. 889 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:18,403 Find me something to wear. 890 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:19,871 Okay. 891 00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:21,306 No, not this one! Look there! 892 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:29,647 Here. 893 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:30,916 No. 894 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,019 I'll do it. 895 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,771 Huh. Which Judd sister are you? 896 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,040 Hey, it's the only thing that fitted. 897 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,241 That fits? 898 00:47:57,442 --> 00:47:58,643 Yes. 899 00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:01,079 Yee-haw. 900 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:09,988 (BELL RINGS) 901 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:16,962 I ain't cleanin' it up. 902 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:21,666 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 903 00:48:26,171 --> 00:48:27,305 Excuse me, cowboy. 904 00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:30,208 Miss, I'm looking for my friend. 905 00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:31,977 You know, the guy I was talking to before. 906 00:48:32,077 --> 00:48:34,212 You mean that guy who threw the dog at you? 907 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:35,846 Yeah, what a kidder. Always playing jokes. 908 00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,949 Can you tell me where he's going? Amarillo. 909 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:40,518 Amarillo? Amarillo, yeah, but our last flight just left, 910 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:41,619 and he didn't even get his tickets. 911 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,654 This his wallet? Yeah. 912 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,190 Good. I'll make sure he gets it back. 913 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:46,324 Oh, no, sir. 914 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:48,994 MAN: Watch it, man! 915 00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:50,228 Amarillo. What the hell is in Amarillo? 916 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,667 MAN: (OVER RADIO) The Pepsi Monster Smash comes to Dallas 917 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,971 this Friday, Friday, Friday! And two shows Saturday at the Union Arena! 918 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,142 (ADVERTISEMENT CONTINUES) 919 00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:11,949 (COW MOOS) 920 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:29,934 I think we should find a hotel. 921 00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:31,636 What? We're making great time. 922 00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,438 You said we're, like, three hours away. 923 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,406 All I know is that if you sneak 924 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,874 onto a cattle ranch in the middle of the night, 925 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,143 two things are guaranteed to happen. 926 00:49:38,243 --> 00:49:40,678 One, you're gonna tread in cow shit, 927 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:42,380 and two, you're gonna get shot. 928 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,051 So, you want to get a hotel? 929 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,110 Come and get him, Joe. 930 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,311 I'll be waiting. 931 00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:17,782 Oh, your sister's ass! 932 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,452 (GUNSHOT) Oh! 933 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,221 Don't shoot! 934 00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:24,155 Don't shoot! 935 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:25,523 Hold up! 936 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,594 I'm no thief! I'm just a process server! 937 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,199 (GUNSHOT) 938 00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:35,333 TONY: Damn! 939 00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:38,035 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 940 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,773 MAN: Let me get this straight. 941 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,943 You're telling me you're here from the motel's parent company 942 00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:48,045 doing spot inspections, 943 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:50,748 and I should give you a room for free 944 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:52,383 so you can see how it is. 945 00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:54,652 That's correct, sir. And let me just say 946 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:56,221 that the degree of professionalism 947 00:50:56,321 --> 00:50:58,156 that you are exhibiting here today 948 00:50:58,256 --> 00:51:00,125 will undoubtedly go in my report. 949 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,360 Well, let me just say 950 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,629 that either you fork over $34.95, 951 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,134 or you are plumb outta luck, mister. 952 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:11,068 You got me? 953 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:13,904 We're sleeping in the car. 954 00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:15,240 Let me have a go. 955 00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:18,376 Sir, we've been robbed. 956 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,178 Please take pity on us. 957 00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:22,347 Lady, there ain't no way in hell 958 00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,115 I'm gonna give you a room here for free. 959 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:29,620 (GASPS) 960 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:36,661 Um... 961 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:43,134 That's, uh, room 17. Thank you. 962 00:51:46,337 --> 00:51:49,106 Oh, and we do have suites available as well. 963 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:52,610 And let me know if you need any ice. 964 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:56,547 I love you! 965 00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:01,386 Bummer. 966 00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:07,292 (SHIVERS) Hey. How was your bath? 967 00:52:07,392 --> 00:52:09,394 You mean shower. There's no tub in here. 968 00:52:09,494 --> 00:52:12,163 Oh, well, I'll call the concierge. 969 00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:14,332 Oh, no, wait a minute. 970 00:52:14,432 --> 00:52:16,901 You got us a free room in a dump. 971 00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:19,570 Tease me all you like, I just don't feel right if I don't have a bath. 972 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:21,306 I don't get you Americans with your two-minute showers. 973 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:23,174 Well, it could be worse. 974 00:52:23,274 --> 00:52:24,409 We could be French and skip the whole thing. 975 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,745 You must admit, though, it's pretty cool 976 00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:28,646 the way I got us our free room. 977 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,448 Oh, yeah. 978 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:39,724 What are you doing? 979 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:43,261 Well, I've gotten into bed, 980 00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:44,462 and now I'm going to sleep. 981 00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:46,497 No. I am the girl. I get the bed. 982 00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:48,733 All right, I'll tell you what. 983 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,167 Why don't you draw an imaginary line, 984 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,470 and I will promise not to cross it, okay? 985 00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:56,307 Okay. My line goes all the way around the bed. 986 00:52:57,408 --> 00:52:58,676 I knew you were gonna say that. 987 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:02,680 Thank you! 988 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,554 Oh, yeah. 989 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,292 SARA: Ah. 990 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,294 Mmm! 991 00:53:17,462 --> 00:53:18,529 Comfy? 992 00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:22,099 Yeah. Lights out? 993 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,468 No, you know what? I'm just going to, uh... 994 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,304 Stay up and read the Bible for a while. 995 00:53:27,472 --> 00:53:28,606 Good night. 996 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:32,410 Yeah, I guess I got the gist of it. 997 00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:43,621 You know, assuming you serve Gordon tomorrow, 998 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,756 what are you going to do with the money? 999 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:48,726 Why do girls always have another question after "good night"? 1000 00:53:48,826 --> 00:53:49,660 Come on. I'm just curious. 1001 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,498 Well, if you must know... 1002 00:53:53,598 --> 00:53:55,566 I was kind of hoping to have my own vineyard. 1003 00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:58,769 Napa Valley or somewhere. 1004 00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:00,237 Come on, I'm being serious. 1005 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:02,373 Oh, seriously. 1006 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:03,774 Well... 1007 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,579 A while back, I was this hot-shot attorney. 1008 00:54:10,448 --> 00:54:12,717 You know? I had all the attachments that go with that gig. 1009 00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:16,654 You know, a big house, nice car. Beautiful girlfriend. 1010 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,390 Fiancee, actually. 1011 00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:22,026 Oh, that sounds terrible. 1012 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,260 I can see why you turned your back on it. 1013 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,029 (CHUCKLES) 1014 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,366 Well, anyway, I was given this high-profile case 1015 00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:30,801 to defend this guy in the cement business. 1016 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:33,404 In other words, the mob. 1017 00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:35,440 Really? How did you know that? 1018 00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:36,607 I have an eye for that kind of stuff. 1019 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,411 And he told me he was in the mob. 1020 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,480 (LAUGHS) 1021 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,649 Then I realized I'd just become this cliche. 1022 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:47,985 You know? Some sleazy defense attorney, 1023 00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:50,421 and at that moment, boom. I got out. 1024 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,523 I don't blame you. 1025 00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:54,592 Well, the beautiful fiancee did. 1026 00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:57,928 Soon as the money ran out, so did she. 1027 00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:59,564 Sss, ow. 1028 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:02,733 Yeah. Ow. 1029 00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:06,704 You know, all kidding aside, 1030 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,073 after you quit, didn't you miss the money? 1031 00:55:09,173 --> 00:55:10,541 Well, being successful isn't all about money. 1032 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,610 No? 1033 00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:14,979 Heh. 1034 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:17,247 So your girlfriend ditched you because you didn't have enough money, 1035 00:55:17,348 --> 00:55:19,817 and my husband's ditching me to get it all. 1036 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,053 All right. Good night, then. 1037 00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:25,590 Good night, then. 1038 00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:32,397 (SIGHS) 1039 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,375 (SIGHS) 1040 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:47,011 Oh, all right. 1041 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:48,646 All right what? 1042 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:49,614 I moved the line. 1043 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:51,849 Oh. 1044 00:55:51,949 --> 00:55:54,218 It's still there. I just moved it a little. 1045 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,554 Oh. Come on. 1046 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:00,791 (GROANS) 1047 00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:06,363 Thanks. Thank you. 1048 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,868 Oh! Sorry. 1049 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:13,671 That's okay. Just don't let it happen again. 1050 00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:14,639 Okay. 1051 00:56:40,665 --> 00:56:42,833 Gentlemen, I'd like to welcome you to my ranch. 1052 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:47,505 Now, I know in your country, 1053 00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,706 it's polite to remove your shoes 1054 00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:50,475 when you're visitin' someone's humble abode... 1055 00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:51,776 Who are all those Japanese guys around Gordon? 1056 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,310 I have no idea. 1057 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,779 GORDON: You do that around here, those white socks... 1058 00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:55,746 Go on. Go and serve him. 1059 00:56:55,946 --> 00:56:57,047 Okay. 1060 00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,248 Oh, no, wait! 1061 00:56:58,449 --> 00:56:59,617 JOE: What? What? 1062 00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:03,921 Who's that? 1063 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,422 That is trouble. 1064 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:08,993 GORDON: Well, these here are getting 1065 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,828 their daily massages. 1066 00:57:13,564 --> 00:57:14,599 Wyatt Earp looks pissed. 1067 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,503 Quick. Let's get out of here. 1068 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:30,715 Hey, Vernon! I need you for a minute! 1069 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:32,517 (SIGHS) 1070 00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:39,857 Whoa! 1071 00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:43,027 Boy, am I glad to see you two. 1072 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,495 Really? 1073 00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:46,030 Of course he is. 1074 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,598 Follow me. 1075 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,734 Okay. 1076 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:56,874 Well, you sure made it fast enough. 1077 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:02,079 Now, we're just having the damnedest old time milking that old boy today. 1078 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,548 (SNORTS) 1079 00:58:05,950 --> 00:58:07,417 Well, that's the problem. 1080 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,887 See, if you want to get milk, you need to use a girl cow. (LAUGHS) 1081 00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:13,658 Um, you are the vet, right? 1082 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:17,662 Yes, I am the vet. 1083 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,964 And I'm the vet's nurse. 1084 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,670 Um, it's casual Friday. 1085 00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:29,006 (CLEARS THROAT) Ol' Tornado over there, 1086 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,675 he's normally our feistiest bull, 1087 00:58:30,775 --> 00:58:32,543 good for at least a quart a week. 1088 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:35,045 But today, hell, we can't get his pump primed. 1089 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,519 Would you excuse me, please? I need to talk with my...nurse. 1090 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:44,755 Excuse me. 1091 00:58:48,926 --> 00:58:50,260 Tell me they are not talking about 1092 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,796 what I think they're talking about. 1093 00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:53,530 What do you think they're talking about? 1094 00:58:53,631 --> 00:58:55,666 Masturbating an impotent bull. 1095 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,635 Ding ding ding ding! 1096 00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:58,769 So, what do you think, doc? 1097 00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,807 Well, you know what? We just got a page 1098 00:59:02,907 --> 00:59:06,143 telling us that a sheep has fallen into a lake 1099 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:09,446 and is shrinking at at an amazing rate. 1100 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,781 Just getting smaller and smaller. 1101 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:12,883 VERNON: Go look over there! 1102 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,052 MAN: Yes, sir! Better find somebody, or it's your ass! 1103 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,822 How small can a sheep get, I guess? 1104 00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:21,826 So, um, how do you get things started? 1105 00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:25,495 What do you do to get the bulls ready? 1106 00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:26,964 You know, the regular way, 1107 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,833 but we've been trying that for over an hour. 1108 00:59:28,933 --> 00:59:31,335 Poor old Mickey there can't even lift his arms up no more. 1109 00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:33,604 Well, maybe it's a question of inspiration. 1110 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:35,640 I mean, that is a very attractive rump, 1111 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:38,008 but maybe Tornado needs a little more oomph. 1112 00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:39,476 Like what? 1113 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:40,711 Have you tried a Barry White CD? 1114 00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,180 (LAUGHING) 1115 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,716 Why don't you just do what the other doc did when this happened to Attila? 1116 00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:47,752 You know, relieve the pressure on the prostate? 1117 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:49,353 Prostate pressure? 1118 00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:54,725 Right. Um, nurse? Did you bring the tools? 1119 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,394 Um, no, I'm afraid I forgot them. 1120 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,595 She forgot the tools. 1121 00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:01,165 Ha! Can't really do anything without the tools. 1122 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:02,599 That's all right, doc. 1123 01:00:03,801 --> 01:00:05,703 We got everything you need. 1124 01:00:13,343 --> 01:00:14,645 Oh, dear God. 1125 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,968 (GROANING) 1126 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:40,204 Here, let me help. 1127 01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:43,040 Let's get you nice and lubricated. 1128 01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:46,977 How far up is the prostate? 1129 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:50,280 When you think you've got there, keep going. 1130 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:51,081 COWBOY 1: We're ready when you are, doc. 1131 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:56,787 (WHIMPERS) 1132 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,670 You fellas haven't been feeding Tornado 1133 01:01:13,771 --> 01:01:15,005 any Mexican food, have you? 1134 01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:16,874 (BELLOWS) 1135 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,810 (PASSES GAS) Aah! Whoa. 1136 01:01:21,445 --> 01:01:22,913 VERNON: Get your dumb ass over here! 1137 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,181 MAN: Yes, Mr. Vernon. 1138 01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:25,315 Keep looking. 1139 01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:26,683 I'm sorry. 1140 01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:32,589 COWBOY 2: Go on, doc. He ain't gonna give you an invitation. 1141 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,724 Especially not from this end. 1142 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,235 Oh... (BELLOWS) 1143 01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:46,270 (SQUISHING NOISE) 1144 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:50,140 Ooh. 1145 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,045 How's it feel in there, doc? 1146 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:56,113 Compared to what? 1147 01:01:57,581 --> 01:02:00,250 Better go a little further, doc. There ain't nothing happening yet. 1148 01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:01,852 Let me help you, doc. 1149 01:02:01,952 --> 01:02:03,854 (GROANS) 1150 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,256 That's the spot, doc. You got it. 1151 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,258 (MOOING) 1152 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,033 Damn, that thing shot up like a fire hose. 1153 01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:24,741 I'm uncomfortable. Help... 1154 01:02:24,842 --> 01:02:26,643 Sure wish you folks could've been here a little earlier. 1155 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:30,380 Mr. Moore came by and had a bunch of those corporate fellas with him. 1156 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,183 He was damn embarrassed that old Tornado couldn't put on his usual show. 1157 01:02:34,018 --> 01:02:35,319 Look at him go. 1158 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:36,854 Oh, great, I've lost my ring. 1159 01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:38,889 What, was he giving them a special tour or something? 1160 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:41,291 Ah, I think it was a little more than a little tour. 1161 01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:43,928 I hear he's trying to sell the whole damn company. 1162 01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:50,367 Hey, you hear that, doc? Mr. Moore is trying to sell the whole damn company. 1163 01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:51,969 That's fascinating. 1164 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:53,537 (GROANING) 1165 01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,312 I can't believe that Gordon is trying to sell this company! 1166 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:04,281 Mind you, I have to say, I think it's good news for us. 1167 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,886 Well, you know, if he's in the middle of a big sales pitch, he can hardly skip town. 1168 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:11,321 You don't seem very excited. 1169 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:13,958 Did you see what I just did in there? 1170 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,527 I'm gonna need a minute, okay? 1171 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:19,864 A bull is lighting a cigarette in there because of me. 1172 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:31,008 Oh. 1173 01:03:34,511 --> 01:03:35,913 There goes my mark. 1174 01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:38,849 Hey, come on. Let's go back to Dallas. 1175 01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:40,084 (GROANS) 1176 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:00,304 Oh, my God! Quick! 1177 01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:08,212 No, no, no, no! 1178 01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:12,983 (HORN HONKING) 1179 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,329 Oh! 1180 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,168 The guy must hate veterinarians. 1181 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,741 (GUNSHOTS) 1182 01:04:37,942 --> 01:04:38,943 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1183 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:42,812 RAY: No. No, Mr. Cebron. 1184 01:04:42,913 --> 01:04:45,950 Everything's under control. Okay? 1185 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:49,053 I just need a little more time. 1186 01:04:49,153 --> 01:04:50,820 If everything's so goddamn under control, 1187 01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:52,622 tell me what that process server was doing 1188 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,658 snooping around Gordon's ranch up in Durango this morning? 1189 01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:56,293 What? 1190 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,995 Listen, dirt bag, by tomorrow morning, 1191 01:04:58,095 --> 01:05:00,430 I'm gonna have these papers out to three other firms. 1192 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:02,666 That means you better get her served by the end of the day, 1193 01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:04,668 or you're off the case. You understand? 1194 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,336 Yeah, yeah. 1195 01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:09,206 Page Tony! 1196 01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:10,274 WOMAN: Tony's holding on line two. 1197 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:12,342 How'd he do that? 1198 01:05:13,177 --> 01:05:14,478 (BEEP) 1199 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,046 Where the hell are you? 1200 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,282 Don't give me any lip, Ray. I got shot. 1201 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:20,050 What? 1202 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,219 Some nurse is about to pick pellets out of my back 1203 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,988 with a pair of needle-nose pliers, 1204 01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:25,990 so just chill, all right? (GROANS) 1205 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:27,924 (WHISTLES) 1206 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:32,596 Lucky for you, these wounds are only superficial. 1207 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,299 First we gotta mow that lawn. I've been meaning to get that done anyway. 1208 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:36,700 Mmm-hmm. 1209 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:42,272 Tony! Where are you now? Amarillo. I found out Joe and the girl 1210 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:44,441 were gonna serve Mr. Moore at his ranch in Amarillo, 1211 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:45,942 so I figured I'd ambush them. 1212 01:05:46,043 --> 01:05:48,945 Amarillo? Father, help me. 1213 01:05:50,314 --> 01:05:52,082 They are in Durango. 1214 01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,218 Durango? 1215 01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:56,420 What the... 1216 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,488 You know, that Joe's getting to be one big pain in my... Aah! 1217 01:06:00,090 --> 01:06:02,126 Sorry. Must've snagged a weed. 1218 01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:04,961 I got a goddamn butcher here! 1219 01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:08,098 Durango. 1220 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:10,500 Durango! 1221 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:17,241 (PANTING) 1222 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:19,376 Oh, man. 1223 01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:24,214 Whoa! Nice house. 1224 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:27,017 Thanks. You know what? 1225 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:29,086 I can't wait to check Gordon's files 1226 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:32,256 to see just who he thinks he's selling my company to. 1227 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:34,958 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What if somebody's home? 1228 01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:36,893 There's only Maria, my housekeeper. 1229 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,262 All right, at least do me a favor, okay? 1230 01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:40,030 You go through the back and get the files, 1231 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,499 and I'll distract the housekeeper. 1232 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:43,667 All right, but be nice, okay? 1233 01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:45,469 I really like her. 1234 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,271 I think I can handle that. 1235 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:57,347 Hi! 1236 01:06:57,447 --> 01:06:58,548 Holy... 1237 01:06:58,648 --> 01:06:59,816 Can I help you? 1238 01:07:00,317 --> 01:07:02,018 Are you Maria? 1239 01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:03,353 No, I'm Kate. 1240 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:05,355 Do you know Maria? 1241 01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:07,924 Do I know Maria? 1242 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,594 Do I know... Yes, Maria's my... 1243 01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,564 (SPANISH ACCENT) Second cousin twice removed. 1244 01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,966 Oh, my, well let me get her for you. She's... 1245 01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:19,536 Oh, no, no. Don't do that. If I know Maria, and I do, 1246 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:22,639 she's not gonna want to come downstairs 1247 01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:24,508 until she looks like Salma Hayek, if you know what I'm saying. 1248 01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:26,810 Oh. Okay. 1249 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,278 (STAMMERING) 1250 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:32,482 Do you have a bathroom or something? 1251 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:35,452 Because when you say "Big Gulp" up here in Texas, 1252 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,088 you're not kidding around. Oh, of course! 1253 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,590 Come on in! Oh, gracias. Don't worry. 1254 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:42,226 It's just number one. 1255 01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:45,795 Um, let me show you where it is. 1256 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,469 So, are you from El Salvador? 1257 01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:54,070 What? 1258 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:55,739 Well, Maria's from El Salvador, 1259 01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:59,309 so I figured... Oh that's right. El Salvador High. 1260 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,178 Go Iguanas! Cha-cha-cha! 1261 01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:04,648 (EXCLAIMING) Your English is very good. 1262 01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,250 Well, we had cable. 1263 01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:08,585 Oh. All right, if you just look, 1264 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,454 is that all wine? 1265 01:08:10,554 --> 01:08:13,823 Yeah. My boyfriend has quite the collection. 1266 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,725 Well, he is a lucky man, 1267 01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:17,527 you pink goddess of love. 1268 01:08:39,983 --> 01:08:41,551 No more callers. We've got a winner. 1269 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:03,373 Wow! 1270 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,609 I take it y'all don't have a lot of wine down in El Salvador? 1271 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:07,611 What? 1272 01:09:07,711 --> 01:09:10,547 Oh, yes. No, where I'm from, it's mostly margaritas. 1273 01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:12,182 Ole! 1274 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:16,620 JOE: Have you ever had a cabernet blend that is so good, 1275 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,323 you drink it and drink it, and then you pour it all over your privates? 1276 01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:21,325 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not all that into wines. 1277 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,194 But my Gordy sure is! 1278 01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:25,695 SARA: "My Gordy"? Oh, boy. 1279 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,032 Who the hell are you? 1280 01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:31,235 Oh, you must be Sara. 1281 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:33,237 And you must be banging my husband! 1282 01:09:33,803 --> 01:09:35,805 I am truly sorry, Sara. 1283 01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:38,308 Mrs. Moore to you, okay? 1284 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:41,578 Look, things happen. You shouldn't blame yourself. 1285 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:45,482 Blame myself? Are you insane? I'm blaming you, you twinkie, 1286 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,683 and that asshole of a husband of mine! 1287 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:48,952 So! Come on, you! 1288 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:53,890 Well, you just got a quick glimpse into your future. 1289 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:56,393 When it happens to you, page me. 1290 01:09:57,461 --> 01:09:59,263 Adios, twinkie. 1291 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,434 (GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING) 1292 01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:07,203 Whoa. 1293 01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:14,644 Let's take the Jag. 1294 01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:16,212 Yeah, let's take the Jag. 1295 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:24,421 I'd give my life for a hot bath. 1296 01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:26,222 What? 1297 01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:27,624 A hot bath... Are we suddenly deaf? 1298 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,759 No. I just like hearing you say "hot bath." 1299 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,630 Oh. Well, I'd really like one. 1300 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,400 I think I saw a Motel 6 around here somewhere. 1301 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,435 Wouldn't you prefer a five-star hotel? 1302 01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,003 Sara, your breasts are great, but... 1303 01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:43,139 Joe? 1304 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:45,742 (STAMMERS) I don't think they're gonna get us into a five-star hotel. 1305 01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:47,644 Do you think cash would? 1306 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,684 Oh, yeah. 1307 01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:02,592 (GASPS) 1308 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:07,631 Oh, hello, marble bathtub! Yes! 1309 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:27,551 Do you mind if I have a $9 bottle of water? 1310 01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:31,054 Coming up. Thanks. 1311 01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:34,691 So it says here that Gordon's going to sell all his assets to some company, Kobe West? 1312 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,693 Yeah, and let's not forget, behind my back. 1313 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,830 Music? Yeah. 1314 01:11:44,368 --> 01:11:45,702 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1315 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,406 So, ahem, quick divorce, 1316 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:51,074 then he makes the deal, huh? Nice. 1317 01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:53,577 Yeah, I know. 1318 01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:55,745 Seems like Gordon cares about the money more than anything. 1319 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,682 Unbelievable. Yeah. Unbelievable. 1320 01:12:04,454 --> 01:12:05,755 I have something else to show you. 1321 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,494 I did a bit more stealing from Gordon. 1322 01:12:10,594 --> 01:12:12,862 In fact, I got his passport, so he can't flee the country. 1323 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:13,963 Nice work, 99. 1324 01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:15,399 Thank you. 1325 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,637 Hey, you know what? He went to St. Bart's twice in the last month. 1326 01:12:21,938 --> 01:12:23,239 And, hey, look at this. 1327 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,774 Acapulco on the 17th? 1328 01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,044 That was our wedding anniversary. 1329 01:12:28,144 --> 01:12:31,114 I distinctly remember him saying he had to do business in Omaha. 1330 01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:34,651 Instead he was, um... Doing Kate in Mexico. 1331 01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:38,121 Look, Sara, if Gordon can't tell 1332 01:12:38,221 --> 01:12:41,124 how beautiful and sexy and intelligent you are, then he is an idiot. 1333 01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:49,733 And now I'm an idiot for saying way too much. 1334 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:51,501 Didn't sound like too much to me. 1335 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,518 (WATER RUNNING) 1336 01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:11,488 Am I hearing waves? 1337 01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:12,822 Don't you mean fireworks? 1338 01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:14,924 No, waves. 1339 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:20,129 (GASPS) Bugger! Oh! 1340 01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:23,800 Oh, God! 1341 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:24,934 Ha! 1342 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:27,571 (LAUGHS) Sorry about that. 1343 01:13:27,671 --> 01:13:29,439 No, no, that's... 1344 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:30,940 That's okay. 1345 01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:35,745 Well, I think I'll just go ahead and get in the bath. 1346 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:38,181 Great idea. I got some Mr. Bubbles in my bag. 1347 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,517 Alone. 1348 01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:43,853 You know, I think our priority has to be to find Gordon. 1349 01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:47,090 Business first. 1350 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:49,425 Right. Yeah. Business first. 1351 01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:53,963 You know, I was just about to say the same thing, so... 1352 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:55,899 Okay. Okay. 1353 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:04,674 (CLEARS THROAT) 1354 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,442 Well, I'm gonna go out and get some fresh air. 1355 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:08,444 Alone! 1356 01:14:14,718 --> 01:14:15,852 (ELEVATOR WHIRRING) 1357 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,890 Hi. Hi. 1358 01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:22,859 (PAGER BEEPING) 1359 01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,129 I'm a veterinarian. 1360 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,631 A cow just beeped me. (CHUCKLES) 1361 01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:37,874 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 1362 01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:41,611 (CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 1363 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:46,683 CROWD: Ohh! 1364 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:51,254 (WOLF WHISTLE) 1365 01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:02,766 Hey, how's Maria? Very funny. 1366 01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:05,535 Can I get you something, honey? 1367 01:15:05,635 --> 01:15:07,503 I would really love a Miller longneck. 1368 01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:08,938 You got it. 1369 01:15:10,139 --> 01:15:12,075 Let's get down to business, shall we? 1370 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:14,177 Okay... 1371 01:15:14,277 --> 01:15:17,013 Look, Gordon is a complete jerk. 1372 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:19,783 This much we agree on. 1373 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:22,018 And, believe me, I didn't need his ex-wife to tell me that. 1374 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:24,053 I'm in it for the money. 1375 01:15:24,153 --> 01:15:25,555 Really? 1376 01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:27,957 Yeah, and I know how this works. 1377 01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:31,027 If you serve Gordon first, then he's going to New York, 1378 01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,697 and Sara gets half of a whole lot of money. 1379 01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:35,799 But to serve him, you have to find him. 1380 01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:39,135 (CROWD CHEERING) 1381 01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:41,738 And you know where he is? 1382 01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:44,874 Look, there's no way that Gordon's marrying me 1383 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:47,944 without a pre-nup, so if I want to be a really rich lady, 1384 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:50,213 and I do... 1385 01:15:50,313 --> 01:15:53,316 I have got to wait on him hand and foot for the next 20 years. 1386 01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:54,818 Thank you! 1387 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:56,953 JOE: Thank you. 1388 01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:05,962 Or... I can serve him up to you for, let's say, a million dollars? 1389 01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:07,964 And I'll never have to see him again. 1390 01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:10,199 Everybody wins. 1391 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:11,801 Except for Gordo. 1392 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,670 Exactly. 1393 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:15,605 Just one snag, though. None of the money is mine. 1394 01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:16,873 I'd have to talk to Sara first. 1395 01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:19,843 So talk. 1396 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:27,784 (DOOR OPENS) 1397 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,318 Hey! 1398 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,755 Hey. Nice robe. Thank you. 1399 01:16:31,855 --> 01:16:33,990 Where'd you get to? You'll see. 1400 01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:35,692 Hmm? 1401 01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:39,128 What the hell is she doing here? 1402 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,697 She paged me. 1403 01:16:41,130 --> 01:16:42,632 Why? 1404 01:16:42,732 --> 01:16:45,068 Look, before you get all in a tizzy, hear her out, okay? 1405 01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:46,335 She's got a great plan. 1406 01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:48,137 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1407 01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:50,539 Look, before we get into all that, 1408 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,309 I just wanted to say, Sara, I feel really badly 1409 01:16:53,409 --> 01:16:55,779 about stealing your husband. 1410 01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:59,749 So badly in fact, that there's a guy I'd like you to meet. 1411 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:02,518 Sara Moore, you are hereby served for divorce 1412 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:03,452 under the laws governing the great state of Texas. 1413 01:17:03,653 --> 01:17:04,921 Joe, do something! 1414 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:08,825 Take another one for my buddy Joe here just to bust his balls. 1415 01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:10,660 Cheese! 1416 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,161 Beautiful. Beautiful. Thank you. 1417 01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:17,266 Mmm. Classic honey trap. 1418 01:17:17,366 --> 01:17:19,268 Oldest trick in the book. 1419 01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:20,136 You should read it sometime. 1420 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:23,539 Oh, and I'll see you back in New York 1421 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,041 when you come to clean out your desk, 1422 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,676 ass-wipe. 1423 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:30,346 (LAUGHING) Look what I got! 1424 01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:35,151 Hmm! Ha! 1425 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,421 He is cute. 1426 01:17:39,422 --> 01:17:41,657 It's too bad he's just a process server. 1427 01:17:47,030 --> 01:17:48,664 Oh... 1428 01:17:51,034 --> 01:17:53,369 So, one look at a girl in tight pants and big tits, 1429 01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:56,239 and suddenly you're stupid? 1430 01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:57,907 It's not the way this was supposed to go down. 1431 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,176 How could you blow this? 1432 01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:03,780 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1433 01:18:04,948 --> 01:18:07,383 Look, Sara, can we just focus on what we have to do now? 1434 01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:11,821 Yes, we can. You can focus on getting the hell out of this hotel room. 1435 01:18:11,921 --> 01:18:13,790 Go! Get out of here! Leave! Goodbye! 1436 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,460 (SCOFFS) Goodbye? 1437 01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:21,798 That's it? 1438 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:23,867 Yeah. 1439 01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,468 Go on. There's nothing else to say. 1440 01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,480 (LAUGHS) 1441 01:18:38,982 --> 01:18:41,350 You're a genius! You hear me? 1442 01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:44,253 A goddamn genius! That's all right! 1443 01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:47,356 You know what? There's only been three wop geniuses ever! 1444 01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:49,125 TONY: Oh, yeah! 1445 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:52,295 Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony! 1446 01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:53,863 Ha ha! Thank you, Ray! 1447 01:18:53,963 --> 01:18:55,431 I swear, I love you for this, boy! 1448 01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:57,200 I love you for this. You know what? 1449 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,735 I need you to fax me a copy of the papers, 1450 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:01,537 take the originals down to the courthouse, 1451 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,973 and get your butt back here. 1452 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,910 I'm gonna buy you the biggest steak in Manhattan, you hear me? 1453 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:09,278 On my way. On my way. As fast as I can. 1454 01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:12,816 Okay, look here, you know what? It's okay, fly first class. 1455 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:14,383 First class? First class! 1456 01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:15,418 All right! Good! 1457 01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:17,020 Whoa, wait a minute. 1458 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,421 What? 1459 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:20,223 Make that business class. Mmm-hmm. Business. 1460 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:31,901 Ooh, ooh! 1461 01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:35,304 You're outta here! 1462 01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:36,539 (WHEEZING) 1463 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,843 Wore myself out. 1464 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,288 (CHUCKLES) 1465 01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:08,371 Did he? Wait a minute. I need a phone. 1466 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:09,839 I need a phone! 1467 01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:11,174 WOMAN: Ray, Joe's on line one. 1468 01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:13,910 (CHUCKLES) 1469 01:20:14,610 --> 01:20:16,846 Hello, loser. Heh. 1470 01:20:17,346 --> 01:20:19,348 You little dirty... 1471 01:20:19,448 --> 01:20:21,350 You tried to double-cross me, didn't you? 1472 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:24,720 You know what, I got something for you. It's over. 1473 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,789 Yeah, I guess you really got me, Ray. 1474 01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:28,992 That's right. Who's my bitch, huh? 1475 01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:31,360 (SING-SONG) Who's my bitch? 1476 01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:35,899 Yeah. I'm your bitch. 1477 01:20:35,999 --> 01:20:38,935 So, uh, did Tony make the plane okay? 1478 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:41,104 You know what? He sure did, 1479 01:20:41,204 --> 01:20:43,106 and he's flying first class, too. 1480 01:20:43,406 --> 01:20:45,141 Ugh! 1481 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:49,178 See, I was really hoping that he didn't drop the papers off at City Hall. 1482 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:52,748 Well you can hope all you want to, Gladys, 'cause he did. It's over. 1483 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:57,153 Now, you probably have a copy of that file lying around somewhere. 1484 01:20:57,253 --> 01:20:59,755 Would you mind telling me what time my career officially ended? 1485 01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:01,090 I'd love to know that. 1486 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,627 7:04. You hear that? 1487 01:21:04,727 --> 01:21:06,562 Remember it, write it down, paint a picture. 1488 01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:10,366 I don't care what you do. Seven, zero, and then there's a big four after that! 1489 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:12,168 It's over! 1490 01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:15,939 Yeah, that's so funny, you know? Because my watch here says it's 6:15. 1491 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,207 Looks like Retardo Montalban 1492 01:21:18,307 --> 01:21:20,009 forgot to set his watch back. 1493 01:21:22,078 --> 01:21:24,880 With the time difference between here and New York, I can still serve Gordon. 1494 01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:26,882 I've still got 49 minutes. 1495 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,953 Forty-nine. You know that number. 1496 01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:31,387 Your IQ. 1497 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:32,455 (DISCONNECTS) 1498 01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:33,923 (DIAL TONE) 1499 01:21:35,624 --> 01:21:36,892 (DIALING) 1500 01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:38,995 (RINGING) 1501 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,598 Hello? Gordon Moore, Milt. What do you got? 1502 01:21:42,698 --> 01:21:43,832 You want to hear what's great? 1503 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,534 Your guy's got Lojack. 1504 01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,403 For a very reasonable $50 surcharge, 1505 01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:49,672 I can tell you exactly where he is right now. 1506 01:21:49,772 --> 01:21:52,575 Milt, you are a beautiful, beautiful man. 1507 01:21:52,675 --> 01:21:56,045 All right. He's at the southwest corner of Lakeville and Beverly. 1508 01:21:56,145 --> 01:21:59,048 I looked it up. It's some fancy steakhouse. You got it. 1509 01:21:59,148 --> 01:22:01,084 And you just made five grand. 1510 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:06,522 Sure. 1511 01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:08,191 But after taxes... 1512 01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:15,831 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: On the screens ahead of you, we will run our safety video... 1513 01:22:16,032 --> 01:22:17,266 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 1514 01:22:18,201 --> 01:22:19,935 (HUMMING) 1515 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,304 (FLIGHT ATTENDANT CONTINUES) 1516 01:22:28,744 --> 01:22:30,679 Sir, please take your seat. 1517 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,415 Excuse me, uh, I'm a heart surgeon, 1518 01:22:32,515 --> 01:22:34,350 and I got a patient that needs an emergency... 1519 01:22:35,184 --> 01:22:36,085 Heart. 1520 01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,155 What's the matter? 1521 01:22:39,255 --> 01:22:40,423 I don't look like a goddamn heart surgeon to you? 1522 01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:47,930 Get in. Are you high? 1523 01:22:48,031 --> 01:22:49,665 This is better. Look, we don't have time for this. 1524 01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,700 It's over, you idiot. You've blown it. 1525 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,369 We have another hour to get Gordon. 1526 01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:55,371 An hour? 1527 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,872 Yeah. Uh, Mr. Cebron? 1528 01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:58,607 Yeah, good news. 1529 01:22:58,707 --> 01:23:00,576 Yeah, we got her. 1530 01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:02,111 Uh-huh. Yeah, we did. 1531 01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:03,879 Listen... 1532 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:07,216 There is just one tiny little thing. 1533 01:23:08,351 --> 01:23:10,819 We didn't "get her" get her, though. 1534 01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:12,421 (THUNDER BOOMING) 1535 01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:20,029 I mean, in a way, we got her, 1536 01:23:20,129 --> 01:23:22,065 but not, like, if you get somebody. 1537 01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:24,667 You know how you say, 1538 01:23:24,767 --> 01:23:27,603 like, if you was playin' hide-and-go-get-it, and you get it, 1539 01:23:27,703 --> 01:23:30,039 but you don't really get nothin', 1540 01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:32,641 but you get it? That's kind of the way that we got her. 1541 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,710 She's got, but not really got, 1542 01:23:34,810 --> 01:23:36,312 if you know what I'm saying. 1543 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:39,282 It's kind of an enigma. 1544 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,923 Now, to us, beef might be a big deal, 1545 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,359 but to a cow, it's just an udder day. 1546 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:52,428 (LAUGHS) 1547 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:55,231 You know what to do. Keep them boys tethered! 1548 01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:58,367 Sit. Shh. 1549 01:24:02,238 --> 01:24:03,739 Oh, and I got a belly full of steer. 1550 01:24:03,839 --> 01:24:05,141 JOE: Gordon Moore! 1551 01:24:07,810 --> 01:24:10,313 I am hereby here to serve you! 1552 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:17,486 (DIALING) 1553 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,155 (RINGING) 1554 01:24:19,255 --> 01:24:20,323 Gordo! 1555 01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:22,725 This is Warren. Hey, Warren! 1556 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,293 Gordon. Finally. Damn. 1557 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,163 Look, Sara's been served, but there's been a problem. 1558 01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:29,198 GORDON: Yeah, you're tellin' me there's a problem! 1559 01:24:29,298 --> 01:24:32,335 She and that process server are crawlin' all over my ass right now! 1560 01:24:33,469 --> 01:24:34,570 JOE: I got you, Gordo! 1561 01:24:35,271 --> 01:24:36,372 (GRUNTING) 1562 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,574 Damn longhorns. 1563 01:24:38,674 --> 01:24:40,609 WARREN: Uh, Gordon... Ooh! Hang on. 1564 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,813 Aww. Gordo! 1565 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:48,184 Okay, go ahead. Yeah! Gordon, this whole thing's a little difficult 1566 01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:51,320 to explain right now. They can still serve you, Gordon, 1567 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,222 so you can't let them catch you, or you're screwed. 1568 01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:56,659 Stay away from them for the next 22 minutes. 1569 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:59,228 That'll be till 7:04. Can you do that, do you think? 1570 01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:02,665 Uh... Yeah. 1571 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,633 Now I can. 1572 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:09,638 Season ticket-holder. 1573 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,441 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 1574 01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:15,211 Yeah. 1575 01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:16,845 Look, I just talked to Warren. 1576 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,681 Get your ass down to Union Arena. 1577 01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:20,749 You gotta keep Joe off Gordon until 7:04. 1578 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:23,352 Got it. Hey, Ray. Yeah. 1579 01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,188 Where the hell's the Union Arena? 1580 01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:27,190 I don't know! You're the one in Texas! 1581 01:25:30,693 --> 01:25:32,795 ANNOUNCER: Time for the beasties to battle! 1582 01:25:32,895 --> 01:25:34,663 It's been building all afternoon, 1583 01:25:34,763 --> 01:25:36,332 and here we have... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) (ENGINES REVVING) 1584 01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:21,477 I have an idea. 1585 01:26:21,577 --> 01:26:22,611 What? 1586 01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:23,612 Just come on. 1587 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,020 Hey, you can't come in here. 1588 01:26:32,221 --> 01:26:33,722 Does this phone work? 1589 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:36,292 What are you doing? Damn it, Cheryl you know as well as I do 1590 01:26:36,392 --> 01:26:38,160 in about 30 minutes, 20,000 of those 1591 01:26:38,261 --> 01:26:40,463 church-going fans are going to be puking up their vital organs, 1592 01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:42,097 and it's not gonna be pretty. 1593 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,566 Whoa. Who are you guys? 1594 01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:46,335 Center for Disease Control. 1595 01:26:49,405 --> 01:26:52,941 You see, this man most recently 1596 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,378 was bitten by a monkey at our facility. 1597 01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:57,280 My God, I wish there was some way we could warn 1598 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:59,014 these poor, innocent people! 1599 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:00,349 What's your name, son? 1600 01:27:00,449 --> 01:27:01,384 Rusty. 1601 01:27:01,484 --> 01:27:03,386 Rusty... 1602 01:27:03,486 --> 01:27:04,553 Have you ever dreamed of being a hero? 1603 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:06,789 Have you, Rusty? 1604 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:07,756 (CHUCKLES) 1605 01:27:20,503 --> 01:27:21,670 JOE: (OVER PA) Ladies and gentlemen, 1606 01:27:21,770 --> 01:27:22,738 may I have your attention please? 1607 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:24,873 Joe? 1608 01:27:24,973 --> 01:27:27,443 There is no need for alarm, 1609 01:27:27,543 --> 01:27:30,313 but if the individual pictured on the screen above you... 1610 01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:35,651 Oh... Mmm. Nice job, Rusty. 1611 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,623 ...is sitting anywhere near you, please get up 1612 01:27:40,723 --> 01:27:44,259 and walk away from him in a calm, orderly fashion. 1613 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,297 He may be a carrier of the deadly Ebola virus! 1614 01:27:49,665 --> 01:27:51,400 Goddamn you, Joe! 1615 01:27:54,670 --> 01:27:55,538 (SCREAMS) 1616 01:27:56,939 --> 01:27:59,274 My God! It's the Ebola guy! 1617 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:02,345 Hey, I'm clean! 1618 01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:03,712 That's him! 1619 01:28:06,582 --> 01:28:07,716 MAN: Shoot him! 1620 01:28:07,816 --> 01:28:08,884 JOE: No, no, wait! Don't shoot him! 1621 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,386 Don't shoot him! 1622 01:28:10,486 --> 01:28:11,687 I need to serve him! I need to serve him! 1623 01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:15,558 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1624 01:28:15,858 --> 01:28:17,059 (GASPS) 1625 01:28:19,462 --> 01:28:21,664 MAN: Hurry! Somebody shoot him! Hold it! 1626 01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:24,800 Oh! 1627 01:28:29,872 --> 01:28:30,706 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINES REVVING) 1628 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,410 Oh! 1629 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,382 (GASPS) 1630 01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:24,593 (ENGINE STARTS) 1631 01:29:27,963 --> 01:29:29,465 (REVVING) 1632 01:29:36,104 --> 01:29:37,372 I'm gonna get you, Joe! 1633 01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:45,814 Oh, boy. 1634 01:29:47,483 --> 01:29:48,517 How do you do this? 1635 01:29:52,788 --> 01:29:53,822 (LAUGHS) 1636 01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:05,934 Oh, this is gonna be ugly. 1637 01:30:07,670 --> 01:30:08,637 Whoa! 1638 01:30:09,705 --> 01:30:10,639 Oh! 1639 01:30:13,776 --> 01:30:15,478 Aah! 1640 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:16,845 Mommy! 1641 01:30:19,615 --> 01:30:20,816 Oh! 1642 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:22,518 Get this damn truck off me! 1643 01:30:22,951 --> 01:30:24,419 Eat me. 1644 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:26,655 Heh. My dog ain't in that fight. 1645 01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:28,457 Whoa. Ding-ding. 1646 01:30:38,467 --> 01:30:40,503 (LAUGHING) Adios, amigos! 1647 01:30:40,969 --> 01:30:41,970 Last call, Gordy. 1648 01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:43,706 Oof! 1649 01:30:43,806 --> 01:30:45,508 Oh! Yes! 1650 01:30:47,710 --> 01:30:50,813 Gordon Moore, you are hereby served for divorce, 1651 01:30:50,913 --> 01:30:53,181 under the laws governing the state of New York. 1652 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,683 Here you go, Hopalong. You know, Cassidy. 1653 01:30:57,553 --> 01:30:59,788 Say, "Hef." Hang on. 1654 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:04,893 Ahh! 1655 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:06,729 (CACKLES) 1656 01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:07,730 Yes! 1657 01:31:11,867 --> 01:31:13,902 MAN: Rock 'n' roll! Let's go, you guys. 1658 01:31:14,002 --> 01:31:15,504 He's gonna need to be quarantined for about a year. 1659 01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:20,609 Excuse me, sir. 1660 01:31:21,877 --> 01:31:23,979 Joe! Hey! 1661 01:31:26,749 --> 01:31:28,817 We did it. Yeah, I guess so. 1662 01:31:28,917 --> 01:31:31,319 Mmm. Ah. 1663 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:32,721 Business first. 1664 01:31:39,528 --> 01:31:41,664 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 1665 01:31:41,764 --> 01:31:42,998 You'll get your money. Don't worry. 1666 01:31:43,766 --> 01:31:45,333 First you're gonna get this. 1667 01:31:45,534 --> 01:31:47,469 Hey. You mother. 1668 01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:49,171 Hey, nice driving back there. 1669 01:31:49,271 --> 01:31:50,539 You're finished, Joe. 1670 01:31:50,639 --> 01:31:51,807 You flipped your mark. You're finished. 1671 01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:56,278 Oh, I don't believe you two have met. 1672 01:31:56,378 --> 01:31:58,547 Guy who got run over, guy who ran you over. 1673 01:31:58,647 --> 01:32:00,015 Ran me over, asshole! 1674 01:32:00,115 --> 01:32:01,584 Screw you, cowboy. 1675 01:32:01,684 --> 01:32:02,651 Oh! 1676 01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:08,691 (BOTH GRUNTING, GROANING) 1677 01:32:11,293 --> 01:32:13,996 So... Where were we? 1678 01:32:14,096 --> 01:32:15,998 We were just getting down to business. 1679 01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:17,265 Oh, right. 1680 01:32:38,153 --> 01:32:41,023 JOE: So, 14 months and a million dollars later, 1681 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:42,057 I got my vineyard. 1682 01:32:43,191 --> 01:32:44,126 Growing grapes isn't easy... 1683 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,795 But at least it's got its benefits. 1684 01:32:47,095 --> 01:32:48,096 SARA: Joe? 1685 01:32:49,732 --> 01:32:51,700 I thought I'd serve you for a change. 1686 01:32:54,703 --> 01:32:55,838 The first bottle. 1687 01:33:02,978 --> 01:33:04,680 Cheers. Good luck. 1688 01:33:20,663 --> 01:33:21,797 Better than yesterday. 1689 01:33:22,898 --> 01:33:23,799 Yeah. Heh. 1690 01:33:32,007 --> 01:33:33,608 Do you want to have sex again? Yeah.