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[ Applause ]

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Before l start signing these,

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l need to thank somebody
who's here tonight.

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When l had her at State --
That didn't sound right.

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l never had her.
l wanted her, but never had her.

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What l meant was
when l took her class.

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l had the worst case
of writer's block in the world .

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All l had were terrible ideas.
l hated them all .

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l was just about
to drop the class

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when she said something to me
that changed everything .

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She said , ''Terrible ideas
are like playground scapegoats.

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Given the right encouragement,
they grow up to be geniuses.''

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She told me to take one,
and work on it.

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Well , l did .

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Frances Mayes,
who loves terrible ideas,

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may l please French kiss
you now?

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MAN :
Go for it, Willie boy!

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Married , William .
Sorry.

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Proud of me?

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Ridiculously.

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Frances, these are amazing .
What did you do?

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Chocolate is timing , my friend .

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-The rest is magic.
-Hey, Professor.

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-Where is the wine?
-Over there.

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Tom is one lucky bastard .

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A literary wife
who makes brownies.

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l swear, if you tell me
you cook in the nude,

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l'll go home and kill myself.

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Never in the nude.
Always in a thong .

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Actually, if you knew Frances,
you'd know these are avoidance.

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Thanks.

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-How's the novel going?
-Not so well .

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But the procrastination
is coming along fabulously.

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Soon it will breed
abject self-loathing ,

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and then l'll just become
a writing machine.

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What about Tom?
How's his book going?

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Fine.
He's home writing right now.

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You know Tom?

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l met him recently,
sort of by coincidence.

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The other coincidence is that
you reviewed a book of mine.

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l did?
Did l like it?

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You didn't.

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Well , l'm sorry.

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l'm sure there were a lot
of other critics who loved it.

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And l really hope
you didn't take it personally.

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You called my lead character
''unrealistic.''

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l think bad reviews
should just be forgotten .

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Give him a brownie.

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l would like to give you this.
lt comes in peace.

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You said you just couldn't
get interested in a novel

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where the protagonist was a guy

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who spent all of his time living
out his horny teenage fantasies.

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l just find that ironic.

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lronic. Why?

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Ask your husband .

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What did he just say?

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MAN :
Frances?

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Frances?

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l've got some
unfortunate news for you .

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l just got off the phone
with your husband's attorney,

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and they're going to
pursue alimony.

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How can we be talking
about alimony

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when l hardly make enough money?

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But you supported him
during the marriage.

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Yes.

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But while he was researching
and writing his book,

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l worked while
he pretended to be. . .

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Unfortunately,
this is just about the math .

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He was having an affair.

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California's a no-fault state.

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His attorney indicated
your husband

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would prefer an alimony buy-out.

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Since you two were living
rather modestly,

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l don't think
the number should be too bad .

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They're probably talking about
something like $200,000.

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l don't have that money.

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Unfortunately, you do.

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The house?

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lts value went through the roof
since you bought it.

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And renovated it
with my mother's money.

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Well , it's all
community property now.

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So he gets
half the house and alimony.

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There's leeway, and we'll make
all the arguments we can .

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But there is a bargaining chip.
He wants the house.

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-He wants to keep living there?
-Yeah .

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And if you let him have it,

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you could end up with
a lot of money in your pocket.

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l understand he wants it
pretty badly.

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l'm sorry.
This is so surreal .

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How would he even find the money
to buy me out of my half?

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Oh .

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Oh .

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Wow.

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Apparently, she likes the place.

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lt's near the right schools.

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Schools?

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She's. . .

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You're gonna get over this.

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You will , Frances.

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Someday,
you're gonna be happy again .

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Right.

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And the desk?

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The desk goes.

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No, the desk can stay.

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-The couch?
-Yes, please.

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[ Speaking Spanish ]

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Wait a minute.
No, the sofas can stay.

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[ Speaking Spanish ]

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How about the chairs?

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They stay, too.

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Actually, everything's going
to stay except those boxes.

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Those boxes
with the books in them .

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lf you don't mind .

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You're sure?

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Yeah .

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The bedroom?

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Nope.

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-Kitchen?
-No.

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[ Speaking Spanish ]

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So then we're done.

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We're done.

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You getting a divorce?

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lt shows?

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These are furnished ,
short-term apartments.

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That's who we get.

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Your neighbor in 2-B.
He's an attorney.

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His divorce has been
dragging on for three years.

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Nice guy.

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Gives free legal advice
to the other tenants.

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[ Man crying ]

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lf his crying gets on your
nerves, just bang on the wall .

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-He'll stop.
-Sorry.

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Guy above you is a doctor.
He hands out the sleeping pills.

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-What do you do?
-l'm a writer.

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So you can help the others
with their suicide notes.

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Wow.

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You're one of those
funny landlords.

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Not really.

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Well , here's your keys.

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Have a good stay.

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Thanks.

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Home.

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PATTl :
Ta-da!

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You start a marriage
with cake and champagne.

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Finish it that way, too.

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The beginning and the end
should be fun , fun , fun .

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Too bad about those years
in the middle.

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-Sorry.
-Make a wish .

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Things got crazy
at the hospital .

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Hi . You made it
in time for the toast.

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Bravo.
And it only took a year.

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-To freedom .
-To freedom .

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Thanks.

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You're not drinking .
You're not drinking .

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Fifth time was a charm .

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Oh , my God !

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Patti !
When are you due?

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-May.
-May!

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Oh , my God !

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l'm going to be an auntie!

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l'm going to be an auntie.
Yes.

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lt changes our plans a bit.

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Well , of course.

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We were about to take a 1 0-day
tour to romantic Tuscany.

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But l don't want Patti flying .

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Small sacrifice.

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We decided to change
our coach tickets

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into an upgraded ticket for you .

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Oh .

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This is amazing .

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Really generous.

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Thank you , but no.

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How can you say no to Tuscany?

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No.
Like that.

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That's your depression speaking .

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lt doesn't speak ltalian .
lt speaks high-school French .

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Besides,
l'm not depressed anymore.

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Then what are you still doing
living with those losers?

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-Those are my people.
-That's not a place you live.

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Guys, come on .

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Thank you so much .

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But there is no way l can go
on a romantic tour of Tuscany.

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-l'm not ready to meet anyone.
-You won't.

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-We can assure you .
-Oh?

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lt's a gay tour
of romantic Tuscany.

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So it would be
very relaxing for you .

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You know, mostly couples.

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No one would be there
to hit on you .

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And you could concentrate and
listen to your own inner voice.

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My inner voice?

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My inner voice
that would be saying ,

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''What am l doing
on a gay tour of Tuscany?''

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Frances, it's ltaly!
ltaly.

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Plus, you could use it
as a time to start writing .

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Well , l'm busy. l have to
review all those books.

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lnstead of working
on your own book.

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Wow.

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Are you being mean
or just hormonal?

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[ Buzzer ]

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Okay. Don't kill each other
until l get back.

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Can we please just talk
about the baby?

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l think you're in danger.

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Of?

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Of never recovering .

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You know when you come across
one of those empty-shell people?

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And you think,
''What the hell happened to you?''

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Well , there came a time
in each one of those lives

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where they were at a crossroads.

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Crossroads.
God , that is so ''Oprah .''

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Someplace where they had to
decide to turn left or right.

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This is no time to be
a chickenshit, Frances.

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l'm not being a chickenshit.

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l'm not.

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Okay, promise me
you'll think about it.

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l'll think about it.

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Okay.

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MAN :
l got a feeling about you .

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-Are you looking for a place?
-Yeah , l guess.

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-You getting a divorce?
-What?

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We got short-term apartments.

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But don't worry.
Some stay for years.

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We got a writer.
We got a doctor.

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The doctor could help you
straighten out your life.

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[ Man crying ]

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Hey!

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Sorry.

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lt's okay.

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-Do you want to come over?
-No!

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[ Crying ]

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Maybe later.

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Maybe later.
Oh !

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Hello?

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Patti , when do l leave?

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Hi , l'm David .
This is your driver, Eduardo.

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And you are ''Gay & Away''!

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And welcome to your first day
of a romantic tour of Tuscany.

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Now, l saw most of you getting
to know each other on the plane.

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But l wanted to make sure
you've all met Frances.

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WOMAN :
Hey, Frances.

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-Now, Frances is straight.
-Oh , poor girl .

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And she just survived
a terrible divorce.

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And according to her friend
Patti , she needs our support.

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So, Frances, why don't you stand
up, and let everyone say hello?

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No.
Come on .

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Hi !

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You're the bachelor, Frances.
Have some fun !

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Okay, everyone,
follow the flower.

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Good God , l cannot believe
it is raining .

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Okay, everyone, we're here!
Yeah ! Okay!

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Oops.
Sorry.

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DAVlD: You're empty.
You need a little more?

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Whoo!
You want more wine?

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-Little more vino?
-Excuse me.

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-Can a black gal get a drink?
-Yes, she can .

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Frances, little more?

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Mm-hmm .

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You've got to loosen up, honey.
We having a party!

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Buongiorno.

259
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:36,781
[ Speaking ltalian ]

260
00:15:37,817 --> 00:15:39,512
Si.

261
00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:53,429
-[ Speaking ltalian ]
-What?

262
00:15:53,499 --> 00:15:55,228
[ Speaking ltalian ]

263
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,373
RODNE Y:
Pretty awesome, isn't it?

264
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:41,371
Yes, l think you could say that.

265
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:43,972
Pretty awesome.

266
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:47,019
God , how am l gonna get
through all of these?

267
00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:50,078
l mean , how do you begin
to describe all of this?

268
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,518
lf you have a pen ,
l could write it for you .

269
00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:55,583
Are you a good writer?

270
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,563
l used to be.

271
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:00,599
All right.

272
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,260
Well , have a go.

273
00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:05,904
To my mom .

274
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:07,495
Dear Mom .

275
00:17:10,142 --> 00:17:12,667
FRANCE S:
Dear Mom.

276
00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:15,111
It's market day in Cortona.

277
00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:20,209
The piazza is an ongoing party,
and everyone is invited.

278
00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:24,120
CIichés converge
at this naveI of the worId.

279
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,387
You aImost want to Iaugh,
but you can't heIp feeIing

280
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:31,396
these ItaIians know more
about having fun than we do.

281
00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:33,261
I eat a hot grape
from the market,

282
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:36,062
and the vioIet sweetness
breaks open in my mouth.

283
00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:38,695
It even smeIIs purpIe.

284
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:42,468
I wish I couId stay Ionger, but
the beII reminds me of time.

285
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:47,911
''Ding-dang-dong, '' the beII
says, instead of ''ding-dong. ''

286
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,778
-I wish you were here.
-Love. . .

287
00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:53,475
Rodney.

288
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:57,019
Thanks.

289
00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:04,454
''lt even smells like purple''?

290
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,464
My mom will never believe
l wrote this.

291
00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:10,366
Keep it.
''Ding-dang-dong goes the bell .''

292
00:18:11,704 --> 00:18:13,262
l'm sorry.

293
00:18:32,658 --> 00:18:33,955
Bramasole.

294
00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:35,493
''Bramasole.''

295
00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:37,324
[ Speaking ltalian ]

296
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:45,163
lt's a nice little villa.
Rather run-down , but redeemable.

297
00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:47,034
Are you going to buy it?

298
00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:48,266
No, no, no.

299
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,332
l'm just a tourist
here for the day.

300
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,241
So?

301
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:56,281
Well , who wouldn't want to buy
a villa in Tuscany?

302
00:18:56,348 --> 00:19:03,550
But the way my life's been going
that would be a terrible idea.

303
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:04,953
A terrible idea.

304
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:07,356
Mm-hmm .

305
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,690
Don't you just love those?

306
00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:39,885
Sorry, everybody.
Unscheduled stop.

307
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:43,725
Look at the sheep.
Oh , my gosh .

308
00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:12,680
Stop the bus!

309
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:15,090
Stop the bus!

310
00:20:52,431 --> 00:20:53,398
[ Knocking ]

311
00:20:53,465 --> 00:20:55,057
Hello?

312
00:20:57,403 --> 00:20:59,030
Hello?

313
00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:04,669
Shit.

314
00:21:25,831 --> 00:21:27,355
Oh , excuse me.

315
00:21:27,433 --> 00:21:29,401
Oh , l'm sorry.
[ Speaking ltalian ]

316
00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:30,765
Can l help you , signora?

317
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:33,862
Yes, l thought
the house was for sale.

318
00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:36,703
Oh , no.
The house is for sale.

319
00:21:36,775 --> 00:21:39,938
But, unfortunately,
someone's already buying it.

320
00:21:40,012 --> 00:21:43,573
We like it very much ,
and we'll buy it today.

321
00:21:43,649 --> 00:21:46,812
Very good .
One moment please.

322
00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:48,352
Excuse me.

323
00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:53,352
They want it.
They agree on the price.

324
00:21:53,425 --> 00:21:57,122
So soon?
Then we asked too little.

325
00:21:57,196 --> 00:21:59,494
Ask for 20 million lire more,
at least.

326
00:21:59,565 --> 00:22:01,658
[ Bell ringing ]

327
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:03,793
l'm sorry.

328
00:22:03,869 --> 00:22:05,029
l'm sorry.

329
00:22:05,104 --> 00:22:08,232
l'm afraid that there has
been a change in the price.

330
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,809
lt is now 20 million lire
more expensive.

331
00:22:11,877 --> 00:22:14,710
WOMAN : Why? lt didn't get
more valuable in five minutes.

332
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,214
The contessa feels
she has asked too little

333
00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:18,544
since you agreed to buy it.

334
00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:20,517
MAN :
That logic is absurd .

335
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:22,577
Excuse me?

336
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:25,886
What is the price?

337
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,858
Are you bidding against us?

338
00:22:27,926 --> 00:22:30,759
Wait.
We accept the new price.

339
00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:33,229
No, this is a beautiful house.

340
00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:36,529
And whoever wants it
has to pay double.

341
00:22:36,602 --> 00:22:39,662
The contessa says that

342
00:22:39,738 --> 00:22:42,707
since there is so much
interest in the house,

343
00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:45,005
the price is now double.

344
00:22:45,077 --> 00:22:46,635
Since the last 1 0 seconds?

345
00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:48,077
NormaIe.

346
00:22:49,915 --> 00:22:53,043
You greedy Americans.
You think you're so entitled .

347
00:22:53,118 --> 00:22:54,949
You ruin everything .

348
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:57,181
A lot of us feel
really badly about that.

349
00:22:57,256 --> 00:23:00,817
We're going .
We'll look in Provence.

350
00:23:00,893 --> 00:23:01,791
Fascists!

351
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,490
And her?
How much will she pay?

352
00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:09,057
We'll see.

353
00:23:09,134 --> 00:23:11,227
ls it really double the price?

354
00:23:11,303 --> 00:23:13,294
[ Speaking ltalian ]

355
00:23:15,641 --> 00:23:18,109
l can't pay double the price.

356
00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:21,412
But please tell the contessa

357
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:27,851
that this is what l got for
my house recently in dollars.

358
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,320
[ Speaking ltalian ]

359
00:23:30,389 --> 00:23:33,051
Minus the work on the place.

360
00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:37,458
Hammers, buckets.

361
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:40,926
Men .

362
00:23:40,999 --> 00:23:42,591
Chocolate.

363
00:23:44,636 --> 00:23:47,298
And a rental car
to drive off a cliff

364
00:23:47,372 --> 00:23:50,603
when this all turns out
to have been a terrible mistake.

365
00:23:50,676 --> 00:23:52,735
That's what l can pay.

366
00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:55,644
Signora.

367
00:23:55,714 --> 00:23:57,477
You've not even seen the house.

368
00:23:57,549 --> 00:23:58,982
Oh .

369
00:24:00,486 --> 00:24:02,215
Well .

370
00:24:05,023 --> 00:24:06,547
Well , l . . .

371
00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:12,325
l can't go back
to San Francisco.

372
00:24:13,398 --> 00:24:15,525
CONTESSA:
No.

373
00:24:15,601 --> 00:24:16,533
No.

374
00:24:16,602 --> 00:24:18,069
l'm sorry, signora.

375
00:24:18,137 --> 00:24:20,765
The contessa's family lived here
for generations,

376
00:24:20,839 --> 00:24:26,209
so understandably it is
very difficult for her to sell .

377
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:28,576
Money is not the only issue.
She needs --

378
00:24:28,647 --> 00:24:31,377
[ Speaking ltalian ]

379
00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:33,315
A sign .

380
00:24:33,385 --> 00:24:36,548
l understand .
l believe in signs, too.

381
00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:40,959
Well , thank you .
Thank you .

382
00:24:47,566 --> 00:24:48,498
Oh !

383
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,432
-Oh .
-Oh .

384
00:24:50,502 --> 00:24:51,491
Please.

385
00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:53,561
[ Speaking ltalian ]

386
00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:58,169
What did she say?

387
00:24:58,243 --> 00:25:01,474
ln ltaly, what happened to you
is a very good sign .

388
00:25:01,547 --> 00:25:02,912
-lt is?
-Yes.

389
00:25:02,981 --> 00:25:05,814
And now. . .would you
like to see the house?

390
00:25:05,884 --> 00:25:09,012
First, we open an account.
Then you transfer the money.

391
00:25:09,087 --> 00:25:12,079
Here is the legal description .
''Two oxen , two days.''

392
00:25:12,157 --> 00:25:13,818
-l'm sorry.
-lt's old-fashioned .

393
00:25:13,892 --> 00:25:17,453
The land is measured by
how long it would take two oxen

394
00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:18,518
to plow it.

395
00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:22,124
Oh .
Oh , that makes sense.

396
00:25:28,774 --> 00:25:30,036
Just like that?

397
00:25:30,108 --> 00:25:32,702
Before the money's
been transferred?

398
00:25:32,778 --> 00:25:34,507
lt's a house, not a Vespa.

399
00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,014
What are you going to do,
steal it?

400
00:25:37,082 --> 00:25:40,813
Besides, Signor Martini
likes you .

401
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,897
Okay. We'll take care
of the rest later.

402
00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:58,595
NormaIe.

403
00:25:58,670 --> 00:26:00,069
NormaIe?

404
00:26:00,138 --> 00:26:00,797
NormaIe.

405
00:26:00,873 --> 00:26:02,306
NormaIe.

406
00:26:05,110 --> 00:26:08,307
FRANCE S: I have bought a house
in a foreign country.

407
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:12,339
A house and the Iand it takes
two o xen two days to pIow.

408
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,816
Not having a pIow or an o x,

409
00:26:13,886 --> 00:26:16,116
I'II have to take their word
on that.

410
00:26:16,188 --> 00:26:18,918
Buyer's remorse is
a very common affIiction

411
00:26:18,991 --> 00:26:20,288
among new homeowners.

412
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,988
Just because you have
a sudden urge to weep,

413
00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:26,530
that doesn't mean
you've made a mistake.

414
00:26:26,598 --> 00:26:29,692
Everybody knows oId houses
have their quirks.

415
00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:33,864
EspeciaIIy 300-year-oId houses.

416
00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:42,573
I have inherited 1 0, 000
empty wine bottIes, one grape,

417
00:26:42,648 --> 00:26:46,345
every issue of ''La Nazione''
printed in 1 958,

418
00:26:46,418 --> 00:26:49,478
and assorted previous tenants.

419
00:26:50,489 --> 00:26:53,083
Ugh ! [ Screaming ]

420
00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:03,695
[ Girl crying ]

421
00:27:06,405 --> 00:27:10,432
The trick to overcoming buyer's
remorse is to have a pIan.

422
00:27:10,509 --> 00:27:13,376
Pick one room
and make it yours.

423
00:27:13,445 --> 00:27:15,913
Go sIowIy through the house.

424
00:27:15,981 --> 00:27:18,814
Be poIite, introduce yourseIf,

425
00:27:18,884 --> 00:27:21,682
so it can introduce itseIf
to you.

426
00:27:24,823 --> 00:27:26,916
You did what?

427
00:27:26,992 --> 00:27:29,324
Frances bought a house
in Tuscany!

428
00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,123
And you're gonna
live there alone?

429
00:27:31,196 --> 00:27:34,723
Well , l'm not there alone.
l'm there with bugs.

430
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,598
-How's the belly?
-lt's growing .

431
00:27:37,669 --> 00:27:41,161
l can't believe you did this.
Did you already sign?

432
00:27:41,239 --> 00:27:43,207
Yes.

433
00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:46,472
Why? What?
You think l shouldn't have?

434
00:27:46,545 --> 00:27:48,672
Are you telling me
l made a mistake?

435
00:27:48,747 --> 00:27:51,307
-l don't know. Did you?
-Well , l don't know.

436
00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:54,910
You're the one who made
the ''empty-shell person'' speech .

437
00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:56,955
Oh , yeah .
That was me.

438
00:27:57,022 --> 00:27:59,183
Okay. Wow!

439
00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:00,986
You bought a villa in Tuscany!

440
00:28:01,059 --> 00:28:04,153
-So, what's the place like?
-lt needs a little work.

441
00:28:04,229 --> 00:28:06,288
-Well , who's gonna do it?
-l am .

442
00:28:06,365 --> 00:28:07,093
You are?

443
00:28:07,165 --> 00:28:09,258
l never realized
you were so handy.

444
00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:12,064
l can do things.
Remember, l fixed that drain?

445
00:28:12,137 --> 00:28:14,537
The drain in your kitchen?
No, that was me.

446
00:28:14,606 --> 00:28:16,767
l handed you the rubber thingy.

447
00:28:16,842 --> 00:28:20,300
The plunger?
That was Tom .

448
00:28:20,379 --> 00:28:23,439
l can't believe it.
Why did you just say his name?

449
00:28:23,515 --> 00:28:26,609
l'm sorry.
l forgot. l'm sorry.

450
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:29,210
l can make this work.
You know?

451
00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:33,155
Of course l didn't mean l was
gonna do all the work myself.

452
00:28:33,225 --> 00:28:35,489
l can hire the descendents
of Roman gods

453
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,027
to do the heavy lifting .

454
00:28:37,095 --> 00:28:39,563
Then , just supervise,
tell them what to do.

455
00:28:39,631 --> 00:28:42,259
So, have you met him yet?

456
00:28:42,334 --> 00:28:44,529
-Who?
-The guy you're gonna meet.

457
00:28:44,603 --> 00:28:46,628
Patti , please.

458
00:28:46,705 --> 00:28:48,297
You know what?

459
00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:50,739
lt's starting to rain here
a little bit.

460
00:28:50,809 --> 00:28:53,369
-So l think l have to go now.
-Wait, Fran .

461
00:28:53,445 --> 00:28:55,572
l want you to kiss
the belly for me.

462
00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:57,012
-Fran .
-Bye-bye.

463
00:28:57,082 --> 00:28:59,209
[ Click, dial tone ]

464
00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:01,252
Can you Star-69 ltaly?

465
00:29:01,319 --> 00:29:02,286
No.

466
00:29:02,354 --> 00:29:04,015
l'm gonna try.

467
00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:08,217
Hello?

468
00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:09,783
[ Thunder crashes ]

469
00:29:12,697 --> 00:29:14,062
Okay.

470
00:29:24,342 --> 00:29:26,207
One 1 ,000,

471
00:29:26,278 --> 00:29:28,075
-2 -- Aah !
-[ Thunder crashes ]

472
00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:29,238
Jesus!

473
00:29:29,314 --> 00:29:31,578
[ Humming Tchaikovsky's
''1 8 1 2 Overture'' ]

474
00:29:33,552 --> 00:29:35,281
Okay.

475
00:29:49,234 --> 00:29:52,260
[ Hinges squeaking ,
wind whistling ]

476
00:30:11,356 --> 00:30:12,653
Stop it.

477
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:16,685
-Stop it.
-[ Screeching ]

478
00:30:20,665 --> 00:30:21,893
Oh , my God .

479
00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:24,527
Oh , my God .

480
00:30:24,603 --> 00:30:28,596
You're gonna be okay.
You're safe here.

481
00:30:30,408 --> 00:30:33,241
Just don't fly around , okay?
You'll freak me out.

482
00:30:33,311 --> 00:30:36,075
[ Cries ]

483
00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:38,013
Oh , God .

484
00:30:49,694 --> 00:30:50,854
Signora?

485
00:30:50,929 --> 00:30:52,863
[ Knock on door ]

486
00:30:52,931 --> 00:30:55,195
Signora Mayes?

487
00:30:55,267 --> 00:30:57,132
Buongiorno.

488
00:30:59,971 --> 00:31:02,098
l see you have survived
the storm .

489
00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:07,612
l'm alive.
But the washing machine is dead .

490
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:10,477
Yes.
lt was electrocuted .

491
00:31:10,549 --> 00:31:12,744
l'm happy to see
that you were not.

492
00:31:14,986 --> 00:31:19,821
You came to check on me?

493
00:31:19,891 --> 00:31:23,884
You're meeting the contractors
today, and l came to help you .

494
00:31:23,962 --> 00:31:25,554
l believe one of them is here.

495
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,291
Here?

496
00:31:27,365 --> 00:31:28,525
Downstairs.

497
00:31:34,706 --> 00:31:36,196
Oh .

498
00:31:36,274 --> 00:31:39,539
Oh , yeah .
He's here.

499
00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:42,307
l was hoping to take
this wall down

500
00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:45,577
and return these two small rooms
into one big room .

501
00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:47,618
Oh , wonderful .

502
00:31:47,686 --> 00:31:49,347
You should have been
an architect.

503
00:31:49,421 --> 00:31:52,584
You have excellent taste.

504
00:31:52,657 --> 00:31:54,591
So, do you think it can be done?

505
00:31:54,659 --> 00:31:57,355
Hidden pipes, a week.

506
00:31:57,429 --> 00:31:59,829
The bathrooms, 3 days.

507
00:31:59,898 --> 00:32:02,992
Signora, give me
the keys of this place,

508
00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:06,868
and in one month , l will give
you the keys to your palace.

509
00:32:06,938 --> 00:32:09,236
Just. . .

510
00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:12,573
Just leave it to me.

511
00:32:12,644 --> 00:32:15,477
[ Sighs, speaking ltalian ]

512
00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:23,282
Boom ! Boom ! Boom !

513
00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,186
Oh .

514
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:29,927
Oh !

515
00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:32,828
[ Speaks ltalian ]

516
00:32:32,897 --> 00:32:34,296
[ Thud ]

517
00:32:39,904 --> 00:32:42,737
[ Speaking ltalian ]

518
00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:45,640
He says he fixed it himself
many years ago.

519
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,473
Really?

520
00:32:47,545 --> 00:32:50,275
Oh . You want to see
the rest of the house?

521
00:32:50,348 --> 00:32:52,339
Okay.
Yes, yes.

522
00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:57,115
[ Speaking ltalian ]

523
00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:59,247
He suggest that
he rebuild the wall .

524
00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:01,519
[ Speaking ltalian ]

525
00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:04,790
lt is important for the
structure of the garden .

526
00:33:04,863 --> 00:33:07,957
-[ Speaking ltalian ]
-He has a team of experts.

527
00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:09,364
[ Whistles ]

528
00:33:16,374 --> 00:33:17,568
Buongiorno.

529
00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:19,667
Hello, miss.

530
00:33:19,744 --> 00:33:22,508
We are not ltalian .
We are from PoIonia.

531
00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:25,140
Poland . Oh .
Do you all speak English?

532
00:33:25,216 --> 00:33:28,708
Only me.
And only a little.

533
00:33:28,787 --> 00:33:29,845
l am Pawel .

534
00:33:29,921 --> 00:33:32,481
Oh , Pawel .
Nice to meet you .

535
00:33:34,025 --> 00:33:34,992
Buongiorno.

536
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,288
Jerzy.

537
00:33:36,361 --> 00:33:37,726
Jerzy.

538
00:33:40,265 --> 00:33:41,596
Hello.

539
00:33:43,134 --> 00:33:44,260
Zbignew.

540
00:33:44,336 --> 00:33:45,894
Zbignew.

541
00:33:46,771 --> 00:33:48,534
Frances.

542
00:33:51,509 --> 00:33:52,976
What do you think of Nino?

543
00:33:53,044 --> 00:33:56,912
l know his mother.
lf he does a bad job, he's. . .

544
00:33:56,981 --> 00:33:58,608
Well , then .

545
00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:01,679
Okay. Yes.

546
00:34:01,753 --> 00:34:02,685
Okay. Yes.

547
00:34:02,754 --> 00:34:04,346
Yes, yes.

548
00:34:11,062 --> 00:34:13,257
Okay. Yes.

549
00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:18,368
[ Grunting ]

550
00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:39,117
See, Frances?
No problem .

551
00:34:42,961 --> 00:34:44,656
Nino!

552
00:34:44,729 --> 00:34:46,162
Oh , God !

553
00:34:46,231 --> 00:34:47,721
[ Shouts in ltalian ]

554
00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:50,267
Run ! Oh !
Aah !

555
00:34:50,335 --> 00:34:52,394
[ Wall crumbling ]

556
00:34:56,474 --> 00:34:58,965
[ Silence ]

557
00:35:02,647 --> 00:35:04,979
[ Wall crumbling ]

558
00:35:14,259 --> 00:35:16,591
Okay. Yes.

559
00:35:31,643 --> 00:35:33,372
[ Speaks Polish ]

560
00:35:33,445 --> 00:35:35,037
Kurwa mac!

561
00:35:35,113 --> 00:35:38,048
''Kurwa mac''
means ''hoIy shit'' in PoIish.

562
00:35:38,116 --> 00:35:40,607
I Iearned that that day.

563
00:35:40,685 --> 00:35:42,983
The fact I'm trying to speak
PoIish in ItaIy

564
00:35:43,054 --> 00:35:46,490
is just one of the many
surprises around here.

565
00:35:51,729 --> 00:35:53,526
ls he a licensed electrician?

566
00:35:53,598 --> 00:35:56,533
No. He's a licensed
literature professor.

567
00:35:57,535 --> 00:35:58,524
Oh .

568
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,200
Czeslaw Milosz.

569
00:36:06,945 --> 00:36:08,344
l like him .

570
00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:10,404
Czeslaw Milosz.

571
00:36:15,353 --> 00:36:19,312
It is onIy naturaI getting to
know peopIe shouId take time.

572
00:36:21,826 --> 00:36:25,489
Every day I watch for
the oId man with the fIowers.

573
00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:34,665
And I wonder, was he born here?

574
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,071
Did he Iove someone here?

575
00:36:38,142 --> 00:36:40,406
Did he Iose someone here?

576
00:36:47,819 --> 00:36:51,778
He doesn't seem as curious
about me, but that's aII right.

577
00:36:53,124 --> 00:36:56,787
These days, I'm something
of a Ioner myseIf.

578
00:37:00,632 --> 00:37:03,430
I'm pretty good
at staying entertained.

579
00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:06,026
MostIy, I Iike to hang out
at a bar I know

580
00:37:06,104 --> 00:37:08,937
convenientIy Iocated
in my backyard.

581
00:37:10,842 --> 00:37:14,175
FortunateIy, there are things
here you can't do aIone.

582
00:37:14,245 --> 00:37:16,975
It's my neighbor PIacido who's
teaching me about oIives.

583
00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:18,743
Today is okay.

584
00:37:18,816 --> 00:37:22,081
But never pick
when it's wet, huh?

585
00:37:22,153 --> 00:37:23,620
Okay.

586
00:37:23,688 --> 00:37:25,155
These look good .

587
00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:30,889
Oh , my God .

588
00:37:30,962 --> 00:37:32,827
-Papà!
-Si?

589
00:37:32,897 --> 00:37:35,491
-l'm finished .
-Good . Gather up the net.

590
00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:37,930
Okay.

591
00:37:54,886 --> 00:37:56,877
-Chiara!
-Si?

592
00:37:56,955 --> 00:37:59,082
Go and see
if Gianni needs some help.

593
00:38:00,024 --> 00:38:01,218
Okay.

594
00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:03,089
Go, go.

595
00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:06,525
Ciao.

596
00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:10,663
Oops!

597
00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:12,862
Everything okay?

598
00:38:12,937 --> 00:38:14,268
Si.

599
00:38:15,506 --> 00:38:16,939
Grazie.

600
00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:25,014
Francesca?
Are you busy tonight?

601
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,345
No.

602
00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:29,284
Then come to dinner.
lt's unhealthy to eat alone.

603
00:38:45,737 --> 00:38:47,705
[ Crying ]

604
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:52,236
Stop it, Mom .
lt's embarrassing .

605
00:38:52,310 --> 00:38:54,642
-ls she okay?
-Of course. She's fine.

606
00:38:54,712 --> 00:38:57,044
Mama, that's enough .

607
00:38:57,115 --> 00:39:01,051
My granny's very sensitive.

608
00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:03,212
She cries all day.

609
00:39:06,324 --> 00:39:08,849
Are we celebrating
something in particular?

610
00:39:08,926 --> 00:39:10,723
Gratitude to the saints
for saving us

611
00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:15,129
from droughts, mad dogs,
and glandular disorders.

612
00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:17,759
Good evening , everybody.
Sorry l'm late.

613
00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:19,894
Katherine!
Hand me your hat.

614
00:39:19,971 --> 00:39:22,098
Do you like it?

615
00:39:22,874 --> 00:39:26,071
l suppose it wasn't a terrible
idea, buying a villa.

616
00:39:26,144 --> 00:39:30,171
Are you up there all alone?
No lord and master, no consort?

617
00:39:30,248 --> 00:39:33,115
No.
Do you have one?

618
00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:35,448
One? Ha!

619
00:39:39,524 --> 00:39:41,549
[ Grandmother speaks ltalian ]

620
00:39:41,626 --> 00:39:43,856
l knew this would happen .
Remember?

621
00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:44,792
Don't blame me.

622
00:39:44,862 --> 00:39:47,353
l told him not to get her
that computer.

623
00:39:47,432 --> 00:39:51,596
She got an e-mail lover,
you see, from Ecuador.

624
00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:54,570
Finally, she had to
tell him her age.

625
00:39:55,206 --> 00:39:58,369
No mail !

626
00:39:58,443 --> 00:40:00,377
You had it coming .

627
00:40:00,445 --> 00:40:03,209
You're wrong .
l hurt in my heart.

628
00:40:03,281 --> 00:40:06,648
Even though l'm old ,
my heart still aches.

629
00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:08,515
l'm so sorry.

630
00:40:13,691 --> 00:40:15,955
-L'amore.
-Si.

631
00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:17,824
[ Speaks ltalian ]

632
00:40:17,895 --> 00:40:19,590
Si.

633
00:40:19,664 --> 00:40:21,632
-[ Speaks ltalian ]
-Hmm?

634
00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:23,428
[ Speaks ltalian ]

635
00:40:23,501 --> 00:40:24,331
CeIibe?

636
00:40:24,402 --> 00:40:26,063
CeIibe.

637
00:40:27,205 --> 00:40:28,331
Celibate?

638
00:40:28,406 --> 00:40:30,237
-Celibate!
-Si.

639
00:40:32,276 --> 00:40:34,870
No. l mean . . .

640
00:40:34,946 --> 00:40:41,044
Well , actually, l have to admit
it has been a while.

641
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:43,485
''CeIibe'' in ltalian
means ''single.''

642
00:40:43,554 --> 00:40:45,681
He's not asking
when you last had sex.

643
00:40:45,757 --> 00:40:48,920
He's asking whether or not
you're married .

644
00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:51,120
Thank you .

645
00:40:51,195 --> 00:40:53,891
No, l'm not.

646
00:40:55,066 --> 00:40:59,799
-Everything all right, darling?
-Oh , terrific. l'm just eating .

647
00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:02,339
He is.

648
00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:07,405
Oh , my God .

649
00:41:07,845 --> 00:41:09,972
-l feel like such an idiot.
-Don't.

650
00:41:10,047 --> 00:41:13,312
Flirting's a ritual in ltaly.
Just enjoy it.

651
00:41:13,384 --> 00:41:15,716
Taste this.
lt's gorgeous.

652
00:41:17,121 --> 00:41:18,486
Mmm !

653
00:41:19,624 --> 00:41:22,252
-How do you do it?
-Do what?

654
00:41:22,326 --> 00:41:23,987
This.

655
00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:27,724
Well , hats make me happy.

656
00:41:27,799 --> 00:41:29,494
And ice cream .

657
00:41:29,567 --> 00:41:32,297
lce cream changed my fate.

658
00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:34,031
lt was because of ice cream

659
00:41:34,105 --> 00:41:36,903
that my beloved Fefe
discovered me.

660
00:41:36,974 --> 00:41:38,134
Fefe?

661
00:41:38,209 --> 00:41:39,301
II Maestro.

662
00:41:39,377 --> 00:41:40,503
Who?

663
00:41:40,578 --> 00:41:43,012
Federico, darling .

664
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,638
Fellini?

665
00:41:44,715 --> 00:41:48,515
He discovered me in the
Piazza Novena with my parents

666
00:41:48,586 --> 00:41:50,281
eating an ice cream .

667
00:41:50,354 --> 00:41:51,548
l was gobbling it down ,

668
00:41:51,622 --> 00:41:54,989
letting it run all over my chin
because l was hungry.

669
00:41:55,059 --> 00:41:57,220
''Do you like ice cream?''
he asked me.

670
00:41:57,295 --> 00:42:01,095
l didn't know who he was.
l was 1 6.

671
00:42:01,165 --> 00:42:05,602
''You are my imagination
come to life,'' he told me.

672
00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:10,706
He wasn't just a great director.
He gave great advice.

673
00:42:10,775 --> 00:42:13,107
l'm listening .

674
00:42:13,177 --> 00:42:19,138
Fefe said you have to live
spherically in many directions.

675
00:42:19,217 --> 00:42:22,277
Never lose
your childish enthusiasm ,

676
00:42:22,353 --> 00:42:25,015
and things will come your way.

677
00:42:30,728 --> 00:42:34,528
So now I was getting posthumous
advice from II Maestro,

678
00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:36,692
and I tried to foIIow it
by puIIing ivy,

679
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:39,998
sphericaIIy
and with chiIdish enthusiasm.

680
00:42:42,673 --> 00:42:44,641
Oh , my God .

681
00:42:54,452 --> 00:42:56,079
Niente qui.

682
00:42:59,390 --> 00:43:01,984
Niente.
Not here.

683
00:43:07,899 --> 00:43:09,958
Did you look under the bed?

684
00:43:16,507 --> 00:43:18,441
Could you look under the pillow?

685
00:43:23,381 --> 00:43:25,144
Huh !

686
00:43:25,216 --> 00:43:27,184
No.
lt's a joke.

687
00:43:32,156 --> 00:43:34,090
Maybe he moved out already.

688
00:43:34,158 --> 00:43:37,218
Snakes are famous
for changing their minds.

689
00:43:42,366 --> 00:43:44,857
What am l doing here
all by myself?

690
00:43:45,903 --> 00:43:48,030
Don't you think it's strange?

691
00:43:48,105 --> 00:43:50,130
Me in this big house?

692
00:43:51,409 --> 00:43:53,138
Excuse me.

693
00:43:54,211 --> 00:43:55,678
l'm sorry.

694
00:44:03,354 --> 00:44:04,946
You are cold , Signora Mayes.

695
00:44:05,022 --> 00:44:06,353
Yeah .

696
00:44:07,525 --> 00:44:09,049
Thank you .

697
00:44:18,803 --> 00:44:23,001
Do you know the most surprising
thing about divorce?

698
00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:25,975
lt doesn't actually kill you ,

699
00:44:26,043 --> 00:44:30,776
like a bullet to the heart
or a head-on car wreck.

700
00:44:30,848 --> 00:44:32,406
lt should .

701
00:44:33,751 --> 00:44:38,154
When someone you've promised to
cherish till death do you part

702
00:44:38,222 --> 00:44:43,125
says, ''l never loved you ,''
it should kill you instantly.

703
00:44:44,261 --> 00:44:47,389
You shouldn't have to wake up
day after day after that,

704
00:44:47,465 --> 00:44:51,231
trying to understand how
in the world you didn't know.

705
00:44:51,302 --> 00:44:54,237
The light just never went on ,
you know.

706
00:44:54,305 --> 00:44:56,466
l must have have known ,
of course,

707
00:44:56,540 --> 00:45:00,977
but l was too scared
to see the truth .

708
00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:04,276
Then fear just makes you
so stupid .

709
00:45:04,348 --> 00:45:06,942
No. lt's not stupid ,
Signora Mayes.

710
00:45:08,352 --> 00:45:09,785
L'amore è cieco.

711
00:45:09,854 --> 00:45:13,551
Oh , love is blind .
Yeah , we have that saying , too.

712
00:45:13,624 --> 00:45:18,118
Everybody has that saying
because it's true everywhere.

713
00:45:19,196 --> 00:45:21,528
l don't want to be blind
anymore.

714
00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:23,864
This house has three bedrooms.

715
00:45:23,934 --> 00:45:26,459
What if there's never anyone
to sleep in them?

716
00:45:27,371 --> 00:45:31,933
And the kitchen , what if there's
never anyone to cook for?

717
00:45:32,009 --> 00:45:34,739
l wake up in the night
thinking , ''You idiot.

718
00:45:34,812 --> 00:45:37,645
l mean , you're the stupidest
woman in the world .

719
00:45:37,715 --> 00:45:41,310
You bought a house for a life
you don't even have.''

720
00:45:44,221 --> 00:45:46,246
Why did you do it, then?

721
00:45:51,028 --> 00:45:53,326
Because l'm sick of being afraid
all the time

722
00:45:53,397 --> 00:45:56,127
and because l still want things.

723
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,465
l want a wedding in this house,

724
00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:03,906
and l want a family
in this house.

725
00:46:08,979 --> 00:46:12,073
Signora,
between Austria and ltaly,

726
00:46:12,149 --> 00:46:16,142
there is a section of the Alps
called the Semmering .

727
00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:19,917
lt is an impossibly steep,
very high part of the mountains.

728
00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:22,322
They built a train track
over these Alps

729
00:46:22,393 --> 00:46:24,452
to connect Vienna and Venice.

730
00:46:24,528 --> 00:46:28,294
They built these tracks before
there was a train in existence

731
00:46:28,365 --> 00:46:30,356
that could make the trip.

732
00:46:32,002 --> 00:46:37,406
They built it because they knew
someday the train would come.

733
00:46:58,629 --> 00:47:02,565
l think your snake has gone
for the evening .

734
00:47:02,633 --> 00:47:04,726
Yes.
l think you're right.

735
00:47:11,575 --> 00:47:13,236
Signora.

736
00:47:14,478 --> 00:47:17,538
Please stop being so sad .

737
00:47:17,615 --> 00:47:19,082
lf you continue like this,

738
00:47:19,150 --> 00:47:22,210
l will be forced
to make love to you .

739
00:47:22,286 --> 00:47:25,585
And l've never been unfaithful
to my wife.

740
00:47:38,369 --> 00:47:39,893
Buonanotte, signora.

741
00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:41,961
Yes.
Buonanotte, Signor Martini .

742
00:47:42,039 --> 00:47:44,098
Grazie.

743
00:47:45,342 --> 00:47:46,741
Prego.

744
00:47:57,621 --> 00:48:00,954
A train track through the AIps
before there was a train.

745
00:48:01,025 --> 00:48:03,391
Signor Martini wants me
to have faith.

746
00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:07,294
Something I've never been good
at, and now I'm even worse at.

747
00:48:07,364 --> 00:48:11,061
Not that I don't want faith.
I'm jeaIous of the beIievers.

748
00:48:11,135 --> 00:48:12,864
But as a faIIen-away Methodist,

749
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:16,202
I do not expect to emerge
from aII of this a CathoIic,

750
00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:19,902
aIthough I admit some
interior juggIing is going on.

751
00:48:19,977 --> 00:48:22,912
To my surprise, I have become
friendIy with Mary.

752
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:26,211
It started the night she stood
by me through the storm,

753
00:48:26,283 --> 00:48:29,252
knowing fuII weII
I'm not a CathoIic.

754
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,687
Yet, somehow, she seems more
Iike Mary, my favorite aunt,

755
00:48:32,756 --> 00:48:35,088
than Santa Maria.

756
00:48:35,159 --> 00:48:39,220
Aunt Mary is everywhere here,
her caIm presence assuring us

757
00:48:39,296 --> 00:48:43,198
that aII things wiII go on
as they have before.

758
00:48:43,267 --> 00:48:45,963
[ Singing ''Adeste Fidelis'' ]

759
00:49:02,152 --> 00:49:03,244
Buon NataIe.

760
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,412
Buon NataIe.

761
00:49:04,488 --> 00:49:05,785
This is my wife, Flora.

762
00:49:05,856 --> 00:49:07,323
Oh !

763
00:49:07,391 --> 00:49:08,756
And my daughter, Stella.

764
00:49:08,826 --> 00:49:12,523
Stella, buon NataIe.

765
00:49:12,596 --> 00:49:14,393
BeIIissima.

766
00:49:14,465 --> 00:49:16,797
What a beautiful family.

767
00:49:16,867 --> 00:49:18,061
Wow.

768
00:49:18,135 --> 00:49:21,161
l thought l might see you ,
so l have a gift for you .

769
00:49:24,074 --> 00:49:25,666
lt is San Lorenzo.

770
00:49:25,743 --> 00:49:27,904
He is the patron saint of cooks.

771
00:49:27,978 --> 00:49:31,175
Apparently, he was martyred on a
grill and seared until he said ,

772
00:49:31,248 --> 00:49:33,182
''Turn me over.
l'm done on this side.''

773
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,410
No!

774
00:49:34,485 --> 00:49:37,113
Yes. And now he is
the favorite saint of chefs.

775
00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:38,677
Oh !

776
00:49:38,756 --> 00:49:40,587
l think if you prayed to him ,

777
00:49:40,658 --> 00:49:43,252
he will help you find
someone to cook for.

778
00:49:44,194 --> 00:49:46,458
Thank you , Signor Martini .

779
00:49:53,570 --> 00:49:55,936
[ Laughs ]

780
00:49:56,006 --> 00:49:57,473
Merry Christmas, Signora.

781
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:59,634
Buon NataIe.

782
00:50:02,579 --> 00:50:05,173
[ Speaking ltalian ]

783
00:50:17,361 --> 00:50:20,797
My prayers to San Lorenzo
were quickIy answered.

784
00:50:20,864 --> 00:50:24,630
I reaIized I aIready
had someone to cook for.

785
00:50:25,669 --> 00:50:27,432
PIenty of someones.

786
00:51:30,367 --> 00:51:31,834
-Bravo!
-Ahh !

787
00:51:34,638 --> 00:51:35,696
-Bravo!
-Bravo!

788
00:51:35,773 --> 00:51:36,967
Bravo!

789
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,200
Aah !

790
00:51:38,275 --> 00:51:39,435
Aah !

791
00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:41,740
[ Speaking ltalian ]

792
00:51:45,215 --> 00:51:48,446
-Good .
-See, Frances? ltalian is easy.

793
00:51:48,519 --> 00:51:50,749
[ Speaking ltalian ]

794
00:51:50,821 --> 00:51:53,016
[ Speaking ltalian ]

795
00:51:55,092 --> 00:51:56,081
No!

796
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,254
Aah ! Aah ! Aah !

797
00:52:15,179 --> 00:52:17,147
Have you talked to her yet?

798
00:52:19,850 --> 00:52:21,215
Si.

799
00:52:22,019 --> 00:52:23,680
l have talked to her.

800
00:52:23,754 --> 00:52:26,450
Why don't you go
sit next to her? Go on .

801
00:52:26,523 --> 00:52:28,013
Okay.

802
00:52:51,882 --> 00:52:53,850
Katherine!

803
00:52:56,653 --> 00:52:58,587
Francesca!
Come up!

804
00:52:58,655 --> 00:53:00,555
l'm having my portrait painted .

805
00:53:02,659 --> 00:53:03,921
Katherine?

806
00:53:03,994 --> 00:53:06,292
Come through .
l'm in here.

807
00:53:16,106 --> 00:53:17,767
Oh .

808
00:53:21,478 --> 00:53:25,437
-l'll come back another time.
-Why? You don't bother me.

809
00:53:25,516 --> 00:53:29,282
Frances, this is Zeus.

810
00:53:29,353 --> 00:53:31,446
He's an art student
from Macedonia.

811
00:53:31,522 --> 00:53:34,958
He's staying with me while
he's studying the Tuscan light.

812
00:53:35,025 --> 00:53:36,993
More vino, darling .

813
00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:43,757
Hmm .

814
00:53:44,768 --> 00:53:47,236
He's not bad .

815
00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:49,204
He's not good , either.

816
00:53:51,542 --> 00:53:55,239
Look, l'm going to go,
but l'll come back another time.

817
00:53:55,312 --> 00:53:57,780
Oh , you're so boring !

818
00:53:57,848 --> 00:53:58,644
What?

819
00:53:58,715 --> 00:54:00,205
l said you're boring .

820
00:54:00,284 --> 00:54:02,411
Look at you !

821
00:54:02,486 --> 00:54:03,714
You're sad .

822
00:54:03,787 --> 00:54:05,414
Again !

823
00:54:05,489 --> 00:54:09,255
You're like a big black hole.

824
00:54:09,326 --> 00:54:10,759
Excuse me, but l . . .

825
00:54:10,827 --> 00:54:15,093
Fefe always said ,
''Regrets are a waste of time.

826
00:54:15,165 --> 00:54:19,261
They're the past crippling you
in the present.''

827
00:54:19,336 --> 00:54:20,928
l just walked in the door.

828
00:54:21,004 --> 00:54:25,600
How are you ever going to be
happy if you keep wallowing?

829
00:54:25,676 --> 00:54:29,237
Listen ,
when l was a little girl ,

830
00:54:29,313 --> 00:54:31,781
l used to spend hours
looking for ladybugs.

831
00:54:31,848 --> 00:54:35,944
Finally, l'd just give up
and fall asleep in the grass.

832
00:54:36,019 --> 00:54:39,955
When l woke up,
they were crawling all over me.

833
00:54:40,924 --> 00:54:42,357
So?

834
00:54:42,426 --> 00:54:47,295
So go work on your house
and forget about it.

835
00:54:47,364 --> 00:54:49,229
l said go!

836
00:54:49,299 --> 00:54:51,529
l'm going !

837
00:54:55,706 --> 00:54:58,539
Work on the house
and forget about it.

838
00:55:00,377 --> 00:55:02,845
Gee, why hadn't
I thought of that?

839
00:55:03,981 --> 00:55:06,916
There comes a time
in every remodeIer's Iife

840
00:55:06,984 --> 00:55:09,817
when one doesn't want
any more heIpfuI advice.

841
00:55:09,886 --> 00:55:13,117
There comes a time when you
no Ionger want shaky guys

842
00:55:13,190 --> 00:55:15,249
staring at you thinking
God knows what,

843
00:55:15,325 --> 00:55:16,519
whispering things in PoIish

844
00:55:16,593 --> 00:55:19,221
you're reaIIy gIad
you don't understand.

845
00:55:19,296 --> 00:55:20,729
[ Speaking PoIish ]

846
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:25,826
There's onIy so much you can
take before there comes a time

847
00:55:25,902 --> 00:55:27,995
when you just have to get out.

848
00:55:58,268 --> 00:56:00,429
[ Speaking ltalian ]

849
00:56:04,441 --> 00:56:06,534
Signorina.

850
00:56:06,610 --> 00:56:07,907
BeIIa!

851
00:56:07,978 --> 00:56:09,206
Great.

852
00:56:11,815 --> 00:56:13,544
Hilarious.

853
00:56:14,151 --> 00:56:15,948
Goodbye!

854
00:56:19,256 --> 00:56:20,518
[ Whistling ]

855
00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:30,690
You are American?

856
00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:32,894
English? lrish?

857
00:56:35,639 --> 00:56:37,732
There you are.
l've been looking for you .

858
00:56:37,808 --> 00:56:39,070
You said you were gonna meet me.

859
00:56:39,142 --> 00:56:41,940
l've been looking for you
for 20 minutes.

860
00:56:42,012 --> 00:56:43,946
-Who are you?
-l'm sorry.

861
00:56:44,014 --> 00:56:46,278
Mi scusi.
Thank you .

862
00:56:46,349 --> 00:56:48,874
Wait. You just kissed me
and you're going?

863
00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:50,283
Yes.

864
00:56:50,353 --> 00:56:52,150
l'm sorry.

865
00:56:53,957 --> 00:56:55,117
Okay.

866
00:57:06,903 --> 00:57:09,963
[ Whistling ]

867
00:57:20,150 --> 00:57:21,515
You are too late.

868
00:57:21,585 --> 00:57:22,643
l'm sorry?

869
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:25,210
l've already found
somebody else.

870
00:57:27,824 --> 00:57:29,416
My loss.

871
00:57:31,428 --> 00:57:32,588
l was wondering
if you'd help me.

872
00:57:32,662 --> 00:57:34,254
l'm trying to find
an antique store

873
00:57:34,331 --> 00:57:37,232
that sells replacement parts
for a chandelier.

874
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:38,995
Chandelier.

875
00:57:39,069 --> 00:57:40,434
- Vetre-ria.
- Vetreria.

876
00:57:40,504 --> 00:57:42,938
- Vetreria, yes.
-Okay.

877
00:57:43,006 --> 00:57:45,406
Via di La Casanova.

878
00:57:45,475 --> 00:57:46,840
Ah, Via di La Casanova.

879
00:57:46,910 --> 00:57:48,775
-Si.
-You know it?

880
00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:49,777
No.

881
00:57:49,846 --> 00:57:50,938
Oh .

882
00:57:51,014 --> 00:57:53,312
But l know where there is
another store.

883
00:57:53,383 --> 00:57:56,216
-My cousin owns one.
-Your cousin owns a vetreria?

884
00:57:56,286 --> 00:57:58,550
Yes. Antiques.

885
00:57:58,622 --> 00:57:59,646
ls it far?

886
00:57:59,723 --> 00:58:01,281
About three hours.

887
00:58:01,358 --> 00:58:04,054
Two if l drive fast.

888
00:58:04,127 --> 00:58:04,855
Two hours?

889
00:58:04,928 --> 00:58:11,925
Okay. One if l drive really,
really, really fast.

890
00:58:12,002 --> 00:58:16,462
That's very nice, but thank you .
No.

891
00:58:16,540 --> 00:58:21,375
l know you think maybe l'm
just trying to pull you up.

892
00:58:21,444 --> 00:58:23,742
Pull me up?

893
00:58:23,814 --> 00:58:25,145
Pick me up.

894
00:58:25,215 --> 00:58:27,274
Pick me up.

895
00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:28,817
Yes.
There is that chance.

896
00:58:28,885 --> 00:58:32,912
But you are the one who grabbed
me and pretend l'm your husband .

897
00:58:32,989 --> 00:58:35,321
You're probably one of those
crazy American women

898
00:58:35,392 --> 00:58:39,226
like ''Charlie's Angels,''
and you are going to kung-fu me

899
00:58:39,296 --> 00:58:40,558
and steal my car.

900
00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:42,860
But l'm willing to take
the chance.

901
00:58:42,933 --> 00:58:44,400
You're willing?

902
00:58:46,503 --> 00:58:48,403
What is your name?

903
00:58:48,471 --> 00:58:50,063
Marcello.

904
00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:52,436
Of course it is.

905
00:58:54,744 --> 00:58:56,678
[ Horn honks,
man shouting in ltalian ]

906
00:58:56,746 --> 00:58:58,714
[ Speaking ltalian ]

907
00:58:58,782 --> 00:59:00,682
Do traffic lights mean anything?

908
00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,217
Sure.

909
00:59:02,285 --> 00:59:03,980
Green light.
Avanti, avanti.

910
00:59:04,054 --> 00:59:06,454
-Avanti.
-Yellow light. Decoration .

911
00:59:06,523 --> 00:59:08,115
And what about red lights?

912
00:59:08,191 --> 00:59:09,852
Just a suggestion .

913
00:59:38,421 --> 00:59:42,687
Marcello. You're crazy.

914
00:59:42,759 --> 00:59:45,421
Thanks a lot.

915
00:59:45,495 --> 00:59:46,587
He doesn't have it.

916
00:59:46,663 --> 00:59:49,359
Why am l not surprised?

917
00:59:49,432 --> 00:59:52,731
-Uncle, l want an ice cream .
-You want an ice cream?

918
00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:55,202
-How many have you had today?
-Two.

919
00:59:55,272 --> 01:00:00,505
Only two? Then get another one.
Give me a kiss first.

920
01:00:03,413 --> 01:00:07,349
Maria, get her an ice cream .
Nice and big .

921
01:00:07,417 --> 01:00:09,112
This is your bar?

922
01:00:09,185 --> 01:00:12,052
We are a family.
l work here.

923
01:00:12,122 --> 01:00:14,920
And l sleep there.

924
01:00:14,991 --> 01:00:17,152
Above my cousin's antique store.

925
01:00:17,227 --> 01:00:18,524
[ Speaking ltalian ]

926
01:00:21,097 --> 01:00:22,359
Did you ever taste this?

927
01:00:22,432 --> 01:00:24,263
-What is that?
-lt's IimonceIIo.

928
01:00:24,334 --> 01:00:25,198
We made this.

929
01:00:25,268 --> 01:00:27,463
-You made it?
-Yeah .

930
01:00:27,537 --> 01:00:31,667
We take the lemon , and we take
off the skin of the lemon ,

931
01:00:31,741 --> 01:00:34,073
and then we put in the bottle

932
01:00:34,144 --> 01:00:38,638
with 3/ 4 of alcohol
and 1 / 4 of sugar.

933
01:00:38,715 --> 01:00:40,307
Mm-hmm .

934
01:00:40,383 --> 01:00:47,653
And you put the skin
of the lemon in the bottle,

935
01:00:47,724 --> 01:00:53,356
and you leave it
until it's dried color.

936
01:00:54,597 --> 01:01:00,502
And l forget the rest.

937
01:01:00,570 --> 01:01:02,504
But just try it.

938
01:01:09,579 --> 01:01:12,013
-Do you like it?
-l like it.

939
01:01:14,284 --> 01:01:17,378
You got your ice cream .
Bravo.

940
01:01:18,655 --> 01:01:20,782
My nephew.

941
01:01:20,857 --> 01:01:21,983
Yes.

942
01:01:51,654 --> 01:01:54,020
[ Squeaking ]

943
01:01:57,260 --> 01:01:58,818
Hello.

944
01:01:58,895 --> 01:02:01,261
Well , hello.

945
01:02:01,331 --> 01:02:03,765
Hello.

946
01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:06,768
Oh !

947
01:02:06,836 --> 01:02:08,565
Ciao.

948
01:02:08,638 --> 01:02:09,935
Ciao.

949
01:02:10,006 --> 01:02:13,601
[ Purring ]

950
01:02:13,676 --> 01:02:15,769
Veramente? No.

951
01:02:15,845 --> 01:02:17,779
What?

952
01:02:17,847 --> 01:02:20,975
He says,
''Take me home with you .''

953
01:02:21,051 --> 01:02:22,040
He does, does he?

954
01:02:22,118 --> 01:02:23,949
Esattamente.

955
01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:26,784
Ciao, piccoIo, Ciao.
Ciao.

956
01:02:26,856 --> 01:02:28,414
[ Meowing ]

957
01:02:37,534 --> 01:02:42,631
l run into you in the street
in Rome, and now we're here.

958
01:02:42,705 --> 01:02:44,366
Didn't you have plans today?

959
01:02:44,441 --> 01:02:47,171
Didn't you have something
you had to do?

960
01:02:49,212 --> 01:02:51,976
So what?

961
01:02:52,048 --> 01:02:54,312
lf you smash
into something good ,

962
01:02:54,384 --> 01:03:00,550
you should hold on
until it's time to let go.

963
01:03:01,524 --> 01:03:03,458
And now is not the time.

964
01:03:05,695 --> 01:03:07,458
Not in my opinion .

965
01:03:08,498 --> 01:03:09,760
No.

966
01:03:14,838 --> 01:03:17,534
You have beautiful eyes,
Francesca.

967
01:03:18,675 --> 01:03:21,872
l wish l could swim inside them .

968
01:03:27,517 --> 01:03:27,983
What?

969
01:03:28,051 --> 01:03:31,418
No. lt's just that's
exactly what American women

970
01:03:31,488 --> 01:03:34,355
think ltalian men say.

971
01:03:34,424 --> 01:03:37,086
l guess.

972
01:03:39,696 --> 01:03:41,129
Thank you .

973
01:03:47,203 --> 01:03:49,296
Marcello, l'm sorry.

974
01:03:49,372 --> 01:03:51,306
l'm so sorry.

975
01:03:52,308 --> 01:03:56,904
l'm sorry.
l'm really nervous, you know.

976
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:59,141
l was married for a long time.

977
01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:03,049
And since then ,
there hasn't been anybody.

978
01:04:07,157 --> 01:04:09,819
Would you like to help me
change that?

979
01:04:13,663 --> 01:04:16,359
You are asking me
to sleep with you?

980
01:04:17,367 --> 01:04:18,732
Yes.

981
01:04:19,969 --> 01:04:21,527
Hmm .

982
01:04:21,604 --> 01:04:24,198
That is exactly
the kind of thing

983
01:04:24,274 --> 01:04:26,333
we ltalian men think
American women say.

984
01:04:26,409 --> 01:04:28,604
Oh !

985
01:04:28,678 --> 01:04:30,043
Yeah .

986
01:04:33,183 --> 01:04:35,845
You honor me with your offer.

987
01:05:21,831 --> 01:05:23,093
Francesca.

988
01:05:23,166 --> 01:05:24,656
Yes?

989
01:05:27,837 --> 01:05:30,738
l'm going to make love
all over you .

990
01:05:30,807 --> 01:05:32,172
Okay.

991
01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:43,479
Okay.

992
01:05:46,990 --> 01:05:48,821
Ohh !

993
01:05:48,891 --> 01:05:50,290
Yeah .

994
01:05:53,429 --> 01:05:56,762
[ Marcello singing in ltalian ]

995
01:06:25,928 --> 01:06:27,486
Mamma mia!

996
01:06:28,665 --> 01:06:29,996
Che beIIa spaIIa.

997
01:06:30,066 --> 01:06:32,626
-What is spaIIa?
-Shoulder.

998
01:06:36,272 --> 01:06:38,331
And what do you call this?

999
01:06:38,408 --> 01:06:40,103
La goIa.

1000
01:06:40,176 --> 01:06:41,234
La goIa.

1001
01:06:41,311 --> 01:06:43,108
Mm-hmm .

1002
01:06:43,179 --> 01:06:44,669
And this?

1003
01:06:45,682 --> 01:06:47,115
II capezzoIo.

1004
01:06:47,183 --> 01:06:48,445
II capezzoIo.

1005
01:06:48,518 --> 01:06:49,507
Uh-huh .

1006
01:06:50,987 --> 01:06:52,716
And this?

1007
01:06:55,091 --> 01:06:56,388
Esausto.

1008
01:06:56,459 --> 01:06:57,448
Exhausted?

1009
01:06:57,527 --> 01:06:59,290
Exhausted .

1010
01:06:59,362 --> 01:07:03,799
At least for the next 5 minutes.

1011
01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:05,493
Okay.

1012
01:07:06,469 --> 01:07:07,800
Okay.

1013
01:07:09,972 --> 01:07:11,564
Me too.

1014
01:07:14,911 --> 01:07:18,244
lt's terrible that you bought
that villa in Cortona.

1015
01:07:18,314 --> 01:07:19,338
Why?

1016
01:07:21,651 --> 01:07:25,781
Because it's not in Positano,
and l am .

1017
01:07:28,491 --> 01:07:32,257
You have to promise
to come back here.

1018
01:07:32,328 --> 01:07:34,523
Promise me.

1019
01:07:34,597 --> 01:07:36,258
When?

1020
01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:39,358
Can you come this weekend?

1021
01:07:41,371 --> 01:07:43,566
l think so.

1022
01:07:45,007 --> 01:07:46,304
You think so?

1023
01:07:46,376 --> 01:07:48,606
Hmm .

1024
01:07:48,678 --> 01:07:50,543
You think so?

1025
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,653
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1026
01:08:00,723 --> 01:08:01,553
Yes!

1027
01:08:01,624 --> 01:08:02,556
Yes!

1028
01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:04,786
Yes!

1029
01:08:04,861 --> 01:08:06,954
Thank you .
Thank you .

1030
01:08:07,029 --> 01:08:10,055
♪ I knew it, I knew it,
I knew it ♪

1031
01:08:10,133 --> 01:08:11,725
Whoo!
l still got it.

1032
01:08:11,801 --> 01:08:13,234
l still got it.

1033
01:08:13,302 --> 01:08:14,462
l still got it!

1034
01:08:14,537 --> 01:08:16,528
Thank God !

1035
01:08:18,374 --> 01:08:19,272
Oh , yeah .

1036
01:08:28,317 --> 01:08:29,750
Buongiorno.

1037
01:08:32,321 --> 01:08:34,221
Buongiorno!

1038
01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:35,814
Do l still look sad to you?

1039
01:08:35,892 --> 01:08:37,757
No.

1040
01:08:37,827 --> 01:08:39,556
Ladybugs, Katherine.

1041
01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:41,654
Lots and lots of ladybugs.

1042
01:08:41,731 --> 01:08:44,962
Lovely.
When do you see him again?

1043
01:08:45,034 --> 01:08:46,467
Tomorrow.

1044
01:09:13,963 --> 01:09:15,260
What?

1045
01:09:15,331 --> 01:09:16,764
What?

1046
01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:18,425
Oh !

1047
01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:19,490
Ha!

1048
01:09:22,638 --> 01:09:24,037
l would have told you
l was coming ,

1049
01:09:24,106 --> 01:09:26,370
but you would have
talked me out of flying .

1050
01:09:29,178 --> 01:09:31,476
Oh , look at you !

1051
01:09:31,547 --> 01:09:33,742
God damn it, Frances.

1052
01:09:36,252 --> 01:09:38,846
-l . . .
-What?

1053
01:09:38,921 --> 01:09:40,513
l gotta go pee!

1054
01:09:42,725 --> 01:09:45,091
You must be so exhausted .

1055
01:09:45,161 --> 01:09:46,253
Oh !

1056
01:09:46,329 --> 01:09:49,423
Pbht! See this?

1057
01:09:49,499 --> 01:09:51,933
Tell me there's a baby in there.

1058
01:09:52,001 --> 01:09:53,263
Mm-hmm .

1059
01:09:55,171 --> 01:09:58,368
Big old baby in there.

1060
01:09:58,441 --> 01:10:00,272
Right now.

1061
01:10:01,577 --> 01:10:03,010
l'm with you .

1062
01:10:06,682 --> 01:10:08,240
Oh , jeez.

1063
01:10:14,023 --> 01:10:17,288
So, what's it like
having one of these in Cortona?

1064
01:10:18,327 --> 01:10:20,318
l hear the town midwife's good .

1065
01:10:20,396 --> 01:10:24,162
She puts a knife under the bed
to cut the pain .

1066
01:10:25,501 --> 01:10:27,628
Florence is an hour away.

1067
01:10:27,703 --> 01:10:28,965
You're gonna deliver this baby

1068
01:10:29,038 --> 01:10:31,802
in a hospital gown
designed by Armani .

1069
01:10:54,230 --> 01:10:56,698
She ran out on me.

1070
01:10:58,067 --> 01:11:03,664
She said she realized she didn't
want to be a mother after all .

1071
01:11:12,348 --> 01:11:15,840
[ Crying ]
Oh , disaster, Frances.

1072
01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:21,884
How do you do it?

1073
01:11:25,361 --> 01:11:28,819
How do you ever breathe again?

1074
01:11:36,539 --> 01:11:38,200
Pretty soon .

1075
01:11:43,212 --> 01:11:45,510
God , l missed you .

1076
01:11:45,581 --> 01:11:50,814
FRANCES : Marcello, l really
think l'd better stay here.

1077
01:11:50,886 --> 01:11:54,344
Oh , l'm sorry.
How about next weekend?

1078
01:11:54,423 --> 01:11:56,914
Okay, well how about
the one after that?

1079
01:11:58,127 --> 01:12:01,255
No, of course, l understand .

1080
01:12:01,330 --> 01:12:03,662
l won't forget you .

1081
01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:06,897
l think a lot about you , too.

1082
01:12:06,969 --> 01:12:08,095
Okay.

1083
01:12:08,170 --> 01:12:10,900
Well , until then .

1084
01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,338
Bye.

1085
01:12:14,110 --> 01:12:17,477
There's something strange
about these trees.

1086
01:12:17,546 --> 01:12:18,672
lt's like they know.

1087
01:12:18,748 --> 01:12:21,581
And they know
that we know that they know.

1088
01:12:21,651 --> 01:12:25,052
They're creepy.
Creepy ltalian trees.

1089
01:12:25,121 --> 01:12:26,019
The baby's gonna like them

1090
01:12:26,088 --> 01:12:27,783
'cause it's gonna be
a creepy ltalian baby

1091
01:12:27,857 --> 01:12:29,552
who goes around saying ,
''Ciao, Mamma, ''

1092
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:34,062
and doing that backward
hand-wave thing .

1093
01:12:35,898 --> 01:12:38,264
Life is strange.

1094
01:12:43,706 --> 01:12:46,140
Where were you going
when l arrived?

1095
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,800
Nowhere important.

1096
01:12:47,877 --> 01:12:49,674
What's he like?

1097
01:12:49,745 --> 01:12:51,474
He's a creepy ltalian .

1098
01:12:51,547 --> 01:12:53,981
-So go see him .
-l will .

1099
01:12:54,050 --> 01:12:57,315
l want to spend time
with my creepy American friend .

1100
01:12:57,386 --> 01:12:59,581
l refuse to screw up
your love life.

1101
01:12:59,655 --> 01:13:01,782
Don't be ridiculous, Patti .

1102
01:13:01,857 --> 01:13:04,087
You are my love life.

1103
01:13:45,935 --> 01:13:47,926
[ Water dripping ]

1104
01:14:05,321 --> 01:14:09,257
PATTl : Frances,
could you come up here, please?

1105
01:14:09,325 --> 01:14:11,691
There's hot water
in the toilet bowl .

1106
01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:16,255
Oh , my God .

1107
01:14:16,332 --> 01:14:18,857
-That's close to boiling .
-Mm-hmm .

1108
01:14:18,934 --> 01:14:21,596
They must have crossed
a pipe somewhere.

1109
01:14:21,670 --> 01:14:23,661
Oh , this is really bad ,
isn't it?

1110
01:14:23,739 --> 01:14:27,835
Well , it's not good , unless you
want to give your ass a facial .

1111
01:14:27,910 --> 01:14:30,504
That's a contradiction in terms.

1112
01:14:30,579 --> 01:14:34,879
l guess it'd be more
of an ass-cial .

1113
01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:37,282
[ Woman giggling in distance ]

1114
01:14:47,062 --> 01:14:48,689
-[ Chuckles ]
-[ Gasps ]

1115
01:14:49,865 --> 01:14:52,231
Oh , God . Go.
Go, go, go.

1116
01:14:52,301 --> 01:14:53,996
PAWEL:
l'm sorry, Frances!

1117
01:14:54,069 --> 01:14:56,435
He's sorry.

1118
01:14:56,505 --> 01:14:58,666
We have nowhere else
to be together.

1119
01:14:58,741 --> 01:15:00,231
What does that make me?

1120
01:15:00,309 --> 01:15:04,177
Saint Francesca,
patron saint of horny teenagers?

1121
01:15:04,246 --> 01:15:06,214
Pawel , you were doing it
in my bed .

1122
01:15:06,282 --> 01:15:07,874
l don't even do it in my bed .

1123
01:15:07,950 --> 01:15:09,884
Please, Francesca, help us.

1124
01:15:09,952 --> 01:15:12,819
My father don't let us see
each other.

1125
01:15:12,888 --> 01:15:15,584
Maybe he thinks you're young
and shouldn't be. . .

1126
01:15:15,658 --> 01:15:17,785
lt's because l'm Polish .

1127
01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:20,260
lt will be terrible
if we are not together.

1128
01:15:20,329 --> 01:15:22,160
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1129
01:15:30,506 --> 01:15:33,100
''Assassinate.''
Did you say ''assassinate''?

1130
01:15:33,175 --> 01:15:35,575
Did she say you were going
to assassinate somebody?

1131
01:15:35,644 --> 01:15:38,340
No, she misunderstand .

1132
01:15:38,414 --> 01:15:40,177
l didn't say. . .

1133
01:15:40,249 --> 01:15:43,616
Amore, l didn't say,
''assassino. ''

1134
01:15:43,686 --> 01:15:46,917
l said , ''l'm going to ask Nino''

1135
01:15:46,989 --> 01:15:50,789
for money to help us
get married .

1136
01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:53,761
-Oh !
-''Ask Nino.'' Oh !

1137
01:15:53,829 --> 01:15:56,627
l didn't understand .

1138
01:15:56,699 --> 01:15:57,461
Married?

1139
01:15:57,533 --> 01:16:00,263
You barely understand
what the other is saying .

1140
01:16:00,336 --> 01:16:02,395
We are in love.

1141
01:16:02,471 --> 01:16:04,371
And l go with him this weekend .

1142
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:08,433
To the flag-throwing festival .
l am going to throw the flag .

1143
01:16:08,510 --> 01:16:10,740
Throw the flag .
Why?

1144
01:16:10,813 --> 01:16:14,442
Because l can do it
as good as any ltalian man .

1145
01:16:14,516 --> 01:16:15,949
That's why.

1146
01:16:16,018 --> 01:16:17,576
And her father will see.

1147
01:16:17,653 --> 01:16:19,245
PLAClDO:
Francesca?

1148
01:16:19,321 --> 01:16:21,619
-Francesca?
-My father.

1149
01:16:22,658 --> 01:16:25,286
-Francesca.
-Placido, hi .

1150
01:16:25,361 --> 01:16:27,295
My daughter says
you are taking her

1151
01:16:27,363 --> 01:16:30,230
to the festa in Montepulciano.

1152
01:16:30,299 --> 01:16:31,357
This is true?

1153
01:16:31,433 --> 01:16:33,799
Just a moment, please.

1154
01:16:36,972 --> 01:16:39,770
l told him you're taking me
so he will stay home.

1155
01:16:39,842 --> 01:16:41,935
l don't want to lie
to your father.

1156
01:16:42,011 --> 01:16:44,878
Come on , Frances.
Who cares?

1157
01:16:44,947 --> 01:16:46,539
PAWEL:
Frances?

1158
01:16:47,516 --> 01:16:52,044
lf l am not with her,
l will die of a broken heart.

1159
01:16:55,190 --> 01:16:56,714
You won't die.

1160
01:17:13,075 --> 01:17:14,372
[ Cheering ]

1161
01:17:14,443 --> 01:17:15,967
lsn't he great?

1162
01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:24,719
Oh , there he is!

1163
01:17:30,292 --> 01:17:32,317
These are straight men .

1164
01:17:32,394 --> 01:17:35,329
ln tights twirling flags.

1165
01:17:35,898 --> 01:17:38,025
-Fantastic!
-Yeah .

1166
01:17:42,438 --> 01:17:45,032
Oh , this is it!

1167
01:17:48,811 --> 01:17:50,642
He is fantastic!

1168
01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:55,409
Fantastico!

1169
01:18:16,005 --> 01:18:17,336
Whoo!

1170
01:18:39,161 --> 01:18:41,254
-Yay! Bravo!
-Bravo!

1171
01:18:45,034 --> 01:18:48,595
CHlARA:
Pawel , l love you !

1172
01:18:48,670 --> 01:18:49,796
[ Crowd gasps ]

1173
01:18:49,872 --> 01:18:50,531
Oh !

1174
01:18:50,606 --> 01:18:51,903
[ Gasps ]

1175
01:18:57,112 --> 01:19:00,206
Pawel !
Mi scusi. Pawel !

1176
01:19:00,282 --> 01:19:02,182
-Oh , oh .
-Easy.

1177
01:19:02,251 --> 01:19:03,946
Easy. Easy.

1178
01:19:04,787 --> 01:19:06,277
Mi scusi.

1179
01:19:11,627 --> 01:19:12,753
l throw the flag .

1180
01:19:12,828 --> 01:19:14,455
Si, amore.

1181
01:19:18,467 --> 01:19:20,298
They're fine.

1182
01:19:21,570 --> 01:19:23,060
Let's go.

1183
01:19:23,138 --> 01:19:28,075
What is it about Iove
that makes us so stupid?

1184
01:19:29,978 --> 01:19:31,775
Take the man with the fIowers.

1185
01:19:31,847 --> 01:19:33,542
Same deaI every day.

1186
01:19:33,615 --> 01:19:35,139
I mean, enough aIready.

1187
01:19:35,217 --> 01:19:38,584
Why can he just Iet it go
and get over it?

1188
01:19:49,498 --> 01:19:51,557
Francesca, you see my daughter?

1189
01:19:51,633 --> 01:19:53,567
She seems so different.

1190
01:19:53,635 --> 01:19:56,365
-Really?
-Oh , Chiara is not herself.

1191
01:19:56,438 --> 01:19:57,427
Oh .

1192
01:19:57,506 --> 01:20:02,102
Maybe do you know
what's bothering her?

1193
01:20:02,177 --> 01:20:04,111
Placido, l don't know.

1194
01:20:04,179 --> 01:20:04,941
Oh .

1195
01:20:05,013 --> 01:20:09,450
Hey, Frances, look.
You can see Bramasole from here.

1196
01:20:09,518 --> 01:20:10,644
See?

1197
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,044
Thank you .

1198
01:20:22,231 --> 01:20:23,493
lt's Marcello!

1199
01:20:23,565 --> 01:20:25,465
Oh , my God !

1200
01:20:29,037 --> 01:20:30,698
-Wait a minute.
-What?

1201
01:20:30,772 --> 01:20:33,070
What's he doing?
Don't go!

1202
01:20:33,142 --> 01:20:35,042
Where are you going?

1203
01:20:35,110 --> 01:20:36,134
Patti !

1204
01:20:36,211 --> 01:20:37,508
Marcello!

1205
01:20:37,579 --> 01:20:39,206
Marcello!

1206
01:20:44,286 --> 01:20:46,083
Marcello! Ah !

1207
01:20:51,660 --> 01:20:52,854
Marcello!

1208
01:20:58,967 --> 01:21:01,162
Aaah !

1209
01:21:03,839 --> 01:21:05,067
Wait!

1210
01:21:08,677 --> 01:21:10,668
Marcello!

1211
01:21:14,249 --> 01:21:18,447
We tried you on your cell ,
but you were in a dead zone.

1212
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,681
l cannot believe
you let him leave.

1213
01:21:20,756 --> 01:21:23,350
-He said he couldn't wait.
-Couldn't wait?

1214
01:21:23,425 --> 01:21:25,950
-Why?
-He was on his way to Arezzo.

1215
01:21:26,028 --> 01:21:27,655
He was nearby
and thought he'd take a shot.

1216
01:21:27,729 --> 01:21:29,924
He was very disappointed , okay?

1217
01:21:29,998 --> 01:21:31,829
You've got a snail in your ear.

1218
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:32,491
Good .

1219
01:21:32,568 --> 01:21:33,125
Really?

1220
01:21:33,202 --> 01:21:35,227
No!
Get it out!

1221
01:21:35,304 --> 01:21:36,999
He left you a note.

1222
01:21:39,808 --> 01:21:41,639
Hold still .

1223
01:21:41,710 --> 01:21:45,578
He's going north
for a couple of weeks.

1224
01:21:50,519 --> 01:21:51,383
Oh , my God .

1225
01:21:51,453 --> 01:21:53,614
He had a dream
about me in a white dress.

1226
01:21:53,689 --> 01:21:55,554
A white dress?
Holy shit!

1227
01:21:55,624 --> 01:21:58,991
Damn it, Patti ,
why didn't you make him wait?

1228
01:21:59,061 --> 01:22:01,120
l mean , come on ,
You're a tough dyke.

1229
01:22:01,196 --> 01:22:03,721
You could have tied him
to a chair!

1230
01:22:03,799 --> 01:22:07,496
You could have
faked labor at least!

1231
01:22:07,569 --> 01:22:09,662
l wouldn't have had to fake it.

1232
01:22:11,139 --> 01:22:14,666
[ lnhales, exhales deeply ]

1233
01:22:14,743 --> 01:22:17,371
Ten fingers.
Ten toes.

1234
01:22:17,446 --> 01:22:20,279
[ lnhales, exhales deeply ]

1235
01:22:20,349 --> 01:22:23,341
l commend you
on a classic choice.

1236
01:22:25,887 --> 01:22:27,252
What's her name, Mom?

1237
01:22:27,322 --> 01:22:28,914
Alexandra.

1238
01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:31,926
Alexandra.

1239
01:22:34,696 --> 01:22:38,063
In ItaIian, the IiteraI
transIation of ''to give birth, ''

1240
01:22:38,133 --> 01:22:41,534
''dare aIIa Iuce, ''
is to give to the Iight.

1241
01:22:41,603 --> 01:22:43,764
Alexandra.

1242
01:22:45,474 --> 01:22:47,408
Welcome to the light.

1243
01:22:50,746 --> 01:22:51,838
All right.

1244
01:22:51,913 --> 01:22:52,709
Hi !

1245
01:22:52,781 --> 01:22:55,181
Yes! Yes!

1246
01:22:56,385 --> 01:22:58,410
Hello, sweetheart.

1247
01:22:58,487 --> 01:22:59,886
Alexandra.

1248
01:22:59,955 --> 01:23:02,515
-Alexandra.
-[ Toys squeaking ]

1249
01:23:02,591 --> 01:23:04,456
Okay, l can . . .

1250
01:23:04,526 --> 01:23:06,494
Hey, baby.

1251
01:23:06,561 --> 01:23:08,995
Oh , you're so cute.
You're so cute.

1252
01:23:19,841 --> 01:23:20,967
Oh !

1253
01:23:40,529 --> 01:23:42,429
Frances.

1254
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,064
We are finished .

1255
01:24:11,493 --> 01:24:13,051
Poland .

1256
01:24:30,812 --> 01:24:32,404
Dziekuje.

1257
01:24:34,816 --> 01:24:36,147
Dziekuje.

1258
01:25:06,148 --> 01:25:08,639
Come back soon .
l'll cook for you .

1259
01:25:09,651 --> 01:25:10,777
Pawel , you too?

1260
01:25:10,852 --> 01:25:13,218
Chiara is waiting !

1261
01:25:17,826 --> 01:25:21,387
Patti , you want to
come with me to town?

1262
01:25:21,463 --> 01:25:23,090
We could bring the baby.

1263
01:25:54,196 --> 01:25:55,959
[ Knock on door ]

1264
01:26:57,359 --> 01:26:59,691
l have to buy a white dress.

1265
01:27:14,843 --> 01:27:16,333
Excuse me.

1266
01:27:16,411 --> 01:27:20,643
-Could you give me a lift?
-With pleasure.

1267
01:27:22,017 --> 01:27:22,949
Grazie.

1268
01:27:23,018 --> 01:27:25,009
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1269
01:27:40,602 --> 01:27:42,263
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1270
01:27:44,105 --> 01:27:45,094
Grazie.

1271
01:27:45,173 --> 01:27:48,870
l could wait and take you back.

1272
01:27:48,944 --> 01:27:52,175
Thanks, but l've got
my boyfriend .

1273
01:28:00,455 --> 01:28:02,082
Marcello!

1274
01:28:03,291 --> 01:28:04,952
Marcello!

1275
01:28:07,429 --> 01:28:09,192
Francesca.

1276
01:28:09,264 --> 01:28:11,494
Wait there, l'm coming down .

1277
01:28:20,575 --> 01:28:21,735
Francesca.

1278
01:28:23,044 --> 01:28:26,104
Look how beautiful you are.

1279
01:28:26,181 --> 01:28:28,479
lt's incredible to see you .

1280
01:28:31,152 --> 01:28:33,120
Every time we made plans,
it didn't happen .

1281
01:28:33,188 --> 01:28:35,713
So this time, l thought
l'll surprise you .

1282
01:28:35,790 --> 01:28:37,815
l am surprised .

1283
01:28:39,861 --> 01:28:41,692
What brings you to Positano?

1284
01:28:41,763 --> 01:28:44,561
What brings me to Positano?

1285
01:28:46,735 --> 01:28:49,431
What brings me to Positano?

1286
01:28:49,504 --> 01:28:50,903
WOMAN :
Marcello.

1287
01:28:50,972 --> 01:28:52,906
We're going to be late.

1288
01:28:52,974 --> 01:28:54,771
One moment, darling .

1289
01:28:54,843 --> 01:28:57,004
l'll be right there.

1290
01:29:02,317 --> 01:29:03,807
Wow.

1291
01:29:07,022 --> 01:29:08,546
l came at a bad time.

1292
01:29:08,623 --> 01:29:11,490
Francesca, wait.
Wait. Wait!

1293
01:29:11,559 --> 01:29:14,687
l'm sorry you're hurt.
But what did you expect?

1294
01:29:14,763 --> 01:29:16,856
What did l expect?

1295
01:29:16,931 --> 01:29:19,866
You came to Bramasole.
You left that note.

1296
01:29:19,934 --> 01:29:21,231
l thought that you . . .

1297
01:29:21,302 --> 01:29:23,167
Wait.
Just a minute.

1298
01:29:23,238 --> 01:29:26,469
Months ago,
we had a beautiful affair.

1299
01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:30,671
And if you think l wanted more
of you after that, you're right.

1300
01:29:30,745 --> 01:29:33,373
Because l did , of course.

1301
01:29:33,448 --> 01:29:36,474
You're a fantastic woman ,
Francesca.

1302
01:29:36,551 --> 01:29:38,678
But we were never able
to come together again ,

1303
01:29:38,753 --> 01:29:40,914
even though we tried .

1304
01:29:40,989 --> 01:29:43,753
And this sort of thing
must come naturally.

1305
01:29:47,128 --> 01:29:49,119
l told you .

1306
01:29:49,197 --> 01:29:51,392
There was my friend .
She was going to have a baby.

1307
01:29:51,466 --> 01:29:54,230
There were many,
many other things.

1308
01:29:55,970 --> 01:29:58,268
lmportant things you had to do.

1309
01:30:00,075 --> 01:30:02,100
And you couldn't wait.

1310
01:30:03,311 --> 01:30:04,437
Right?

1311
01:30:08,583 --> 01:30:10,778
Don't worry, Francesca.

1312
01:30:10,852 --> 01:30:12,285
Don't worry.

1313
01:30:13,521 --> 01:30:15,580
There is nothing to regret.

1314
01:30:16,891 --> 01:30:18,756
Do you regret this?

1315
01:30:20,628 --> 01:30:21,959
l don't. . .

1316
01:30:27,135 --> 01:30:30,161
There is someone for you ,
Francesca.

1317
01:30:40,949 --> 01:30:42,439
Goodbye.

1318
01:30:51,025 --> 01:30:52,549
Francesca!

1319
01:31:15,116 --> 01:31:17,676
She's in the fountain !

1320
01:31:17,752 --> 01:31:20,516
-Who is in the fountain?
-The crazy blonde!

1321
01:31:30,064 --> 01:31:32,328
What's going on here?

1322
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:36,700
She is Sylvia
in ''La Dolce Vita.''

1323
01:31:40,141 --> 01:31:42,132
She's very good , actually.

1324
01:31:48,249 --> 01:31:49,807
ls she drunk?

1325
01:31:49,884 --> 01:31:51,374
l hope so.

1326
01:31:58,393 --> 01:32:03,160
You know, in ''La Dolce Vita,''
he goes in and he gets her.

1327
01:32:04,232 --> 01:32:08,601
Mastroianni . He goes in ,
and he fishes her out.

1328
01:32:42,637 --> 01:32:44,070
Katherine.

1329
01:32:59,454 --> 01:33:01,081
Thank you .

1330
01:33:05,994 --> 01:33:08,554
Do you think l make
a good Sylvia?

1331
01:33:08,630 --> 01:33:09,756
You were wonderful .

1332
01:33:09,831 --> 01:33:10,923
Oh .

1333
01:33:14,469 --> 01:33:15,663
Here.

1334
01:33:19,741 --> 01:33:22,574
l see Zeus is gone.

1335
01:33:22,644 --> 01:33:24,805
Back to Mount Olympus.

1336
01:33:24,879 --> 01:33:26,938
l'm so sorry.

1337
01:33:27,015 --> 01:33:30,473
Don't be.
l'm fine now.

1338
01:33:30,551 --> 01:33:33,918
There's nothing like a fountain
and a magnum of French champagne

1339
01:33:33,988 --> 01:33:36,718
to put you right again .

1340
01:33:37,892 --> 01:33:39,257
Really?

1341
01:33:41,529 --> 01:33:43,292
What do you think?

1342
01:33:50,872 --> 01:33:52,635
Oh .

1343
01:34:04,552 --> 01:34:09,421
You know who l really love
the most from all the films?

1344
01:34:10,425 --> 01:34:12,086
Cabiria.

1345
01:34:13,895 --> 01:34:16,386
You remember at the end

1346
01:34:16,464 --> 01:34:20,457
when another man has left her
in the most terrible way,

1347
01:34:20,535 --> 01:34:23,129
and she thinks
it's all over for her?

1348
01:34:25,106 --> 01:34:28,803
Then she sees some children
playing in the street,

1349
01:34:28,876 --> 01:34:30,639
making music.

1350
01:34:31,746 --> 01:34:33,941
And before she knows it. . .

1351
01:34:35,116 --> 01:34:37,141
she's smiling again .

1352
01:34:39,787 --> 01:34:43,086
That's what Fefe always said .

1353
01:34:43,157 --> 01:34:46,422
No matter what happens. . .

1354
01:34:48,363 --> 01:34:51,560
always keep
your childish innocence.

1355
01:34:53,434 --> 01:34:58,030
lt's the most important thing .

1356
01:35:16,758 --> 01:35:18,350
You're back?
What happened?

1357
01:35:18,426 --> 01:35:19,893
How'd it go with Marcello?

1358
01:35:19,961 --> 01:35:21,656
l don't want to talk about it.

1359
01:35:21,729 --> 01:35:23,094
Chiara's here.
She's upset.

1360
01:35:23,164 --> 01:35:26,998
She's out in the garden
talking with Pawel .

1361
01:35:27,068 --> 01:35:28,933
l can't talk about it now.

1362
01:35:29,003 --> 01:35:31,130
Oh . Fran .

1363
01:35:49,424 --> 01:35:51,449
Stupid .

1364
01:35:51,526 --> 01:35:53,323
Stupid .

1365
01:35:53,394 --> 01:35:56,591
Stupid ! Stupid !
Stupid !

1366
01:35:58,399 --> 01:36:00,060
Stupid !

1367
01:36:00,134 --> 01:36:01,066
Aah !

1368
01:36:01,135 --> 01:36:03,365
What more can l do?

1369
01:36:08,476 --> 01:36:10,808
[ Chiara crying in distance ]

1370
01:36:19,220 --> 01:36:20,983
lt's okay.

1371
01:36:22,123 --> 01:36:24,523
lt's not your fault.

1372
01:36:45,079 --> 01:36:46,444
Babbo.

1373
01:37:00,194 --> 01:37:02,992
l want to ask your permission
to marry your daughter.

1374
01:37:03,064 --> 01:37:04,759
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1375
01:37:04,832 --> 01:37:09,701
lt's nice,
but it's out of the question .

1376
01:37:09,770 --> 01:37:12,295
l have come here
to ask your permission

1377
01:37:12,373 --> 01:37:13,670
to marry your daughter.

1378
01:37:13,741 --> 01:37:17,336
l will love her forever, and l
know that l will make her happy.

1379
01:37:17,411 --> 01:37:18,742
All young men say this.

1380
01:37:18,813 --> 01:37:20,804
Sometimes it's true.

1381
01:37:20,882 --> 01:37:21,906
Never.

1382
01:37:21,983 --> 01:37:24,247
Never?
What about you two?

1383
01:37:24,318 --> 01:37:27,617
Don't be ridiculous.
l hate him half of the time.

1384
01:37:29,123 --> 01:37:33,822
Placido, don't you want
Chiara to be happy in love?

1385
01:37:33,895 --> 01:37:35,624
Happy.

1386
01:37:35,696 --> 01:37:37,596
Happy is about a lot of things.

1387
01:37:37,665 --> 01:37:39,860
lt's not just
about young passion .

1388
01:37:39,934 --> 01:37:42,767
This doesn't last, Chiara,
and when it's over,

1389
01:37:42,837 --> 01:37:45,135
what you will have left
is nothing .

1390
01:37:45,206 --> 01:37:47,106
He has nothing to offer you .

1391
01:37:47,175 --> 01:37:50,406
l have everything to offer her.

1392
01:37:51,546 --> 01:37:52,911
Everything .

1393
01:37:52,980 --> 01:37:56,416
Pawel , let's go.

1394
01:37:57,451 --> 01:37:58,349
Chiara!

1395
01:37:58,419 --> 01:37:59,977
Wait. Wait.

1396
01:38:03,057 --> 01:38:04,854
Won't you give your blessing?

1397
01:38:04,926 --> 01:38:07,520
What if this is it?

1398
01:38:07,595 --> 01:38:09,290
The real thing .

1399
01:38:10,598 --> 01:38:12,088
A love that lasts forever.

1400
01:38:12,166 --> 01:38:14,794
What you describe
is all in fairy tales.

1401
01:38:14,869 --> 01:38:16,097
No, it's not.

1402
01:38:16,170 --> 01:38:19,697
And how do you know?
From personal experience?

1403
01:38:23,911 --> 01:38:26,539
No, l looked for it,
and l didn't find it.

1404
01:38:27,415 --> 01:38:29,815
But that doesn't mean
it doesn't exist.

1405
01:38:29,884 --> 01:38:32,079
That's exactly what it means.

1406
01:38:32,153 --> 01:38:34,280
No one has had it.

1407
01:38:34,355 --> 01:38:36,880
l did !
l had a great love.

1408
01:38:36,958 --> 01:38:38,220
Mamma!

1409
01:38:38,292 --> 01:38:40,726
Your father. . .
a great love.

1410
01:38:40,795 --> 01:38:42,763
And l'll never forget it.

1411
01:38:42,830 --> 01:38:44,491
Mamma! Mamma!

1412
01:38:44,565 --> 01:38:47,728
He's a poor Polish laborer.

1413
01:38:47,802 --> 01:38:49,201
He is nobody.

1414
01:38:49,270 --> 01:38:51,898
He has no family!

1415
01:38:53,341 --> 01:38:55,036
That's not true.

1416
01:39:00,514 --> 01:39:02,141
He has me.

1417
01:39:04,485 --> 01:39:06,316
l'm his family.

1418
01:39:08,322 --> 01:39:10,381
l'm his family.

1419
01:39:19,700 --> 01:39:22,032
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1420
01:39:33,247 --> 01:39:35,340
Chiara.

1421
01:39:35,416 --> 01:39:37,748
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1422
01:39:59,573 --> 01:40:00,505
Pawel .

1423
01:40:00,574 --> 01:40:02,906
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1424
01:40:13,654 --> 01:40:15,246
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1425
01:40:15,323 --> 01:40:17,553
Amen .

1426
01:40:17,625 --> 01:40:19,889
-[ Speaking ltalian ]
-CHlARA: Amen .

1427
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:21,860
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1428
01:40:21,929 --> 01:40:23,487
Amen .

1429
01:40:28,469 --> 01:40:30,562
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1430
01:40:30,638 --> 01:40:32,003
CHlARA:
Amen .

1431
01:40:47,021 --> 01:40:49,353
Okay, yes.
Okay.

1432
01:41:07,675 --> 01:41:10,109
[ Speaking ltalian ]

1433
01:41:10,177 --> 01:41:11,872
Mamma!

1434
01:41:15,516 --> 01:41:17,848
[ Guests chanting ]

1435
01:41:19,353 --> 01:41:20,650
[ Cheering ]

1436
01:41:33,367 --> 01:41:35,460
What are you thinking?

1437
01:41:35,536 --> 01:41:37,128
What do l think?

1438
01:41:37,204 --> 01:41:38,569
Tell me.

1439
01:41:40,574 --> 01:41:43,304
l think you got your wish .

1440
01:41:43,377 --> 01:41:45,470
My wish?

1441
01:41:45,546 --> 01:41:47,741
That day we looked
for your snake

1442
01:41:47,815 --> 01:41:51,216
you said to me that you wanted
there to be a wedding here.

1443
01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:01,621
Yeah .

1444
01:42:01,695 --> 01:42:04,755
And you said you wanted there
to be a family here.

1445
01:42:11,705 --> 01:42:13,297
You're right.

1446
01:42:14,775 --> 01:42:16,572
l got my wish .

1447
01:42:18,045 --> 01:42:20,377
l got everything
that l asked for.

1448
01:42:46,974 --> 01:42:48,771
Mi scusi.

1449
01:42:48,843 --> 01:42:51,676
[ Speaking faltering ltalian ]

1450
01:42:55,115 --> 01:42:57,709
You are looking for the American
writer who lives here,

1451
01:42:57,785 --> 01:42:59,946
and you found her.

1452
01:43:01,055 --> 01:43:03,853
lf you don't mind , l'll just. . .

1453
01:43:06,327 --> 01:43:07,157
There.

1454
01:43:07,228 --> 01:43:10,755
lt was crawling on you .

1455
01:43:10,831 --> 01:43:12,264
A ladybug .

1456
01:43:12,333 --> 01:43:13,561
Huh .

1457
01:43:18,339 --> 01:43:22,275
Do l know you?

1458
01:43:22,343 --> 01:43:23,935
Not really.

1459
01:43:24,011 --> 01:43:25,911
You reviewed
one of my books once.

1460
01:43:25,980 --> 01:43:27,880
Did l like it?

1461
01:43:27,948 --> 01:43:29,006
Not very much .

1462
01:43:29,083 --> 01:43:31,017
-Oh , no.
-Don't worry.

1463
01:43:31,085 --> 01:43:36,113
lt was, by far, the very best
bad review l've ever received .

1464
01:43:36,190 --> 01:43:37,088
You're kidding .

1465
01:43:37,157 --> 01:43:38,089
l'm not.

1466
01:43:38,158 --> 01:43:41,787
lt helped me get to
my next book.

1467
01:43:41,862 --> 01:43:45,593
Anyway, l've been traveling
around Tuscany.

1468
01:43:45,666 --> 01:43:48,362
Someone said that
you lived up here.

1469
01:43:51,605 --> 01:43:52,970
l'm Ed .

1470
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:54,098
Hi .

1471
01:43:54,174 --> 01:43:54,936
Hi .

1472
01:43:55,009 --> 01:43:56,636
Hi .

1473
01:43:56,710 --> 01:43:58,871
l'm Frances.

1474
01:43:58,946 --> 01:43:59,640
Hi .

1475
01:43:59,713 --> 01:44:01,044
Hi .

1476
01:44:01,782 --> 01:44:05,013
There's a wedding going on .
This isn't your wedding .

1477
01:44:05,085 --> 01:44:08,145
That would be unfortunate.

1478
01:44:25,906 --> 01:44:29,535
They say they buiIt
the train tracks over the AIps

1479
01:44:29,610 --> 01:44:32,943
before there was a train
that couId make the trip.

1480
01:44:33,013 --> 01:44:34,776
They buiIt it anyway.

1481
01:44:34,848 --> 01:44:37,578
They knew one day
the train wouId come.

1482
01:44:39,687 --> 01:44:42,554
Any arbitrary turning
aIong the way,

1483
01:44:42,623 --> 01:44:44,386
and I wouId be eIsewhere.

1484
01:44:44,458 --> 01:44:46,358
I wouId be different.

1485
01:44:48,429 --> 01:44:50,795
What are four waIIs, anyway?

1486
01:44:50,864 --> 01:44:52,764
They are what they contain.

1487
01:44:52,833 --> 01:44:55,597
The house protects the dreamer.

1488
01:44:55,669 --> 01:45:00,129
UnthinkabIy good things can
happen, even Iate in the game.

1489
01:45:00,207 --> 01:45:02,471
It's such a surprise.