1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:10,000 - =THE LAST FANTASY=- Proudly Presents 2 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:25,000 - =TLF SUB TEAM=- EngSub Ripped & Synced by KOK 3 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:34,755 Eighty-six years of banging our heads against the big green wall... 4 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:36,759 but we finally did it. 5 00:00:36,896 --> 00:00:40,328 That part you know. That part everybody knows. 6 00:00:40,463 --> 00:00:43,156 But I got a story you don't know. 7 00:00:43,296 --> 00:00:46,625 It's about this schoolteacher friend of mine named Ben. 8 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:50,855 This is him, back in 1980, when he was a kid. 9 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:53,894 The little guy was going through a tough time. 10 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:57,689 His parents had just got divorced, and his mom dragged him up here to Boston... 11 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:59,693 where he didn't know nobody. 12 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:03,193 One day Ben's mom says, "Enough mopin 'around, " 13 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:06,126 and she calls her brother Carl to take him somewhere... 14 00:01:06,264 --> 00:01:10,094 anywhere, just to get the kid out of the house. 15 00:01:10,231 --> 00:01:12,628 Uncle Carl didn't have any children of his own... 16 00:01:12,764 --> 00:01:16,196 so he wasn't exactly what you’d call "kid sawy. " 17 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:19,229 I'm not gonna have to change hi m or anything, am I? 18 00:01:19,364 --> 00:01:23,194 Carl, look at him. He's seven, you dope. Come here. 19 00:01:23,332 --> 00:01:26,321 Carl wasn't the kind of uncle who was gonna take you to the circus... 20 00:01:26,499 --> 00:01:28,862 or the zoo or a puppet show... 21 00:01:28,998 --> 00:01:32,055 but he did know the greatest place to bring any kid- 22 00:01:32,232 --> 00:01:35,994 The heart and soul of Boston, Fenway Park. 23 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:51,192 That was also the day I met Ben. 24 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:56,163 The pretty boy with the glasses? That's me, Al Waterman. I sell sponges. 25 00:01:56,299 --> 00:01:58,162 Now that's the Green Monster, kid. 26 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,889 - Monster? - Yep. 27 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:02,190 I taught the boy what I knew about the game... 28 00:02:02,366 --> 00:02:04,229 and Carl taught him what he knew. 29 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:08,321 Hey, Zimmer, you idiot, what are you batting this bum leadoff for? 30 00:02:09,933 --> 00:02:13,763 Dwight Evans parked a couple homers, the Sox won... 31 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:18,457 and by day's end, poor Ben had become one of God’s most pathetic creatures- 32 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,463 - a Red Sox fan. - Wow! 33 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,827 And that's where the story begins. 34 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:29,263 Careful, kid. They'll break your heart. 35 00:02:59,568 --> 00:03:03,193 You could have gone over right there. Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man. 36 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:06,130 - Take off the training wheels. - Hey, I got a crowbar under the seat, okay? 37 00:03:06,301 --> 00:03:08,164 So don't make me knock your teeth out. 38 00:03:08,301 --> 00:03:10,164 What are you doing? 39 00:03:10,301 --> 00:03:12,630 Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking to each other on the phone? 40 00:03:12,768 --> 00:03:14,892 We're conferencing Amanda. She's home sick. 41 00:03:15,035 --> 00:03:17,899 Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman. 42 00:03:18,035 --> 00:03:20,296 Can you turn it up, please? 43 00:03:30,536 --> 00:03:33,660 Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham. 44 00:03:33,803 --> 00:03:36,962 - Do you want me to go back? - Uh, no. Just toss some of it in my mouth. 45 00:03:37,102 --> 00:03:39,192 - And that teacher's here with those kids. - What? 46 00:03:39,369 --> 00:03:41,664 That teacher you talked to on the phone, about coming in, having a tour. 47 00:03:41,803 --> 00:03:43,666 Oh, oh, God, that's today? 48 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:46,200 - They're here. - Oh, no. 49 00:03:46,337 --> 00:03:50,928 Okay, uh, just pretend that you’re me and take them around and- Hi. 50 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:54,059 - There they are. - Ben Wrightman. We talked on the phone. 51 00:03:54,203 --> 00:03:57,828 - Nice to meet you. - Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you. 52 00:03:57,970 --> 00:03:59,833 Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks. 53 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:02,231 Excuse me. 54 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,233 Can I get anyone something to drink? 55 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,029 Vodka martini, straight up. Three olives, please. 56 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,033 Hey, I asked you to behave. 57 00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:11,194 Uh, are you allowed to hit them? 58 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,995 Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him? 59 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,034 I'll hold him if you want. 60 00:04:16,171 --> 00:04:19,967 - Maybe later. - Uh, okay. As I said on the phone, Lindsey... 61 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:22,296 I teach honors geometry, ninth grade. 62 00:04:22,438 --> 00:04:25,302 And every year I pick a few promising math students... 63 00:04:25,438 --> 00:04:27,903 to meet someone who's pursued mathematics as an educational discipline... 64 00:04:28,037 --> 00:04:31,161 and has made practical use of that education. 65 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:33,462 So, thanks for having us. 66 00:04:35,204 --> 00:04:37,067 All right, the client I'm working for right now... 67 00:04:37,204 --> 00:04:39,431 is this really cool company called Marquis Jet... 68 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:43,094 and they’re trying to figure out how to make renting private jets more affordable. 69 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:46,228 Wow. Now that's the way to go. 70 00:04:46,405 --> 00:04:48,337 Yeah, and they're growing like crazy... 71 00:04:48,472 --> 00:04:50,562 so they'd have to buy more jets in order to meet the demands. 72 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:52,828 Now let me ask you guys a crazy question. 73 00:04:52,972 --> 00:04:55,233 Are any of you in the habit of looking at numbers- 74 00:04:55,372 --> 00:04:58,929 You know, addresses, license plates, phone numbers- and adding them up... 75 00:04:59,072 --> 00:05:02,595 and rearranging them in your head to make more interesting patterns? 76 00:05:02,739 --> 00:05:07,103 Oh, my God, she knows my secret shame. 77 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:11,762 Well, step into the light, my friend, because this is the church of numbers... 78 00:05:11,906 --> 00:05:13,838 and every day is Sunday. 79 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:19,106 - She was a major hottie. - Major? 80 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,172 - Colonel hottie. - Yeah, she went optic for you, Mr. Wrightman. 81 00:05:22,306 --> 00:05:25,272 - Optic? - Yeah, I saw her glance to the pants. 82 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,803 - No way. - Yeah. - What do you mean? 83 00:05:27,939 --> 00:05:31,427 - I mean she was totally- - No, no, not you. You. What did you mean? 84 00:05:31,573 --> 00:05:34,596 Nothin', you know. 85 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:37,331 Well, come on, man. You saw her. 86 00:05:37,473 --> 00:05:41,768 What? Wait. Are you saying that she's out of my league? 87 00:05:41,907 --> 00:05:45,703 She is bringing some serious heat, man. I don't know if you got the bat speed. 88 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:50,602 Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese. 89 00:05:51,007 --> 00:05:54,598 Ezra, I need those customer satisfaction data reports. 90 00:05:54,774 --> 00:05:57,706 - I put them on your desk, Lindsey. - Good lad. Keep me posted. 91 00:05:57,875 --> 00:06:00,534 You got it. 92 00:06:00,674 --> 00:06:02,901 - Those kids were cute. - Which kids? 93 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:06,098 - The ones from earlier today. - Oh. Yeah. 94 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:09,604 Maybe I should become a teacher or a college professor, you know. 95 00:06:09,741 --> 00:06:13,434 The hours would be better. You get summers free. It's so much less competitive. 96 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,563 - Oh, my God, Jack is leaving. - What? 97 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,571 Jack is leaving the company next summer. 98 00:06:21,308 --> 00:06:24,740 What that- So, do you think they're gonna bring someone in from the outside? 99 00:06:24,908 --> 00:06:28,533 - I have- I don't know. - Or do you think they're gonna promote from within? 100 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,572 I thought you were becoming a teacher. 101 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:34,607 Low blood sugar. I didn't eat yet. 102 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,332 Hi. 103 00:06:36,475 --> 00:06:38,565 Hi. I didn't wanna interrupt. 104 00:06:38,709 --> 00:06:42,141 It sounded like you were involved with some major corporate hoo-ha. 105 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,764 Oh, well, there's a position about to open up... 106 00:06:44,909 --> 00:06:47,568 so it might get mildly murderous around here. 107 00:06:47,709 --> 00:06:50,231 Oh. Wha-Wha-Wha- I want your job! I'm the boss! 108 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,239 Wha-Wha- 109 00:06:52,376 --> 00:06:57,172 Yes. So, um- 110 00:06:57,309 --> 00:07:01,071 Why am I here? Um- 111 00:07:01,243 --> 00:07:04,936 I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today. 112 00:07:05,077 --> 00:07:06,940 You know, they're really juiced. 113 00:07:07,077 --> 00:07:10,134 Oh, thanks. They were- They were great. 114 00:07:10,277 --> 00:07:13,300 Well, you're welcome. Thank you. 115 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:21,037 So, is the conversation over? 116 00:07:21,177 --> 00:07:23,040 You mean 'cause neither of us are speaking? 117 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:25,267 Yeah. 118 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:28,308 No. Yeah, I also- I came back because I just- 119 00:07:28,444 --> 00:07:32,376 I wanted to ask you if I could ask you out sometime. 120 00:07:32,544 --> 00:07:34,975 Socially. 121 00:07:35,111 --> 00:07:37,975 I won't be bringing the kids. 122 00:07:38,111 --> 00:07:39,974 Oh! 123 00:07:41,777 --> 00:07:43,969 Uh- 124 00:07:44,111 --> 00:07:45,974 - Hike. - Get him! Get him! 125 00:07:49,578 --> 00:07:52,601 - Oh! - All right, good "D." Good "D." 126 00:07:55,745 --> 00:07:58,677 I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class. 127 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,505 - She said that? - No. I could see it on her face. 128 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:05,167 - "Like I would really date a schoolteacher. " - Ouch. 129 00:08:05,345 --> 00:08:08,334 Down, set, hike. 130 00:08:13,412 --> 00:08:15,775 Yeah, go, go, go! 131 00:08:18,412 --> 00:08:22,105 Ben, what are you doing? It's two-hand touch. You were down back there. 132 00:08:22,246 --> 00:08:24,235 And back there and back there. 133 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,072 What's the matter with you? 134 00:08:27,212 --> 00:08:29,144 Come on, guys. 135 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:32,302 Sorry. Sorry, guys. 136 00:08:36,013 --> 00:08:38,342 All right, Lindsey, so what's the matter with this one? 137 00:08:38,513 --> 00:08:41,104 He's not smart? He's not attractive? 138 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,246 He was. It's just, you know- 139 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:49,209 - I don't know. It's hopeless. - Oh, boy, here we go. 140 00:08:49,347 --> 00:08:52,870 You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm about to turn 20-10... 141 00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:56,070 and the dating market is, shall we say, bearish. 142 00:08:56,213 --> 00:09:00,736 And instead of becoming more open and available, I'm becoming less open. 143 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:03,711 Come on, people. Talking isn't burning calories. 144 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,176 Let's go. Start pedaling. Come on. 145 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:18,203 Maybe you should date a different kind of guy. 146 00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:20,244 Why? What do you mean? 147 00:09:20,381 --> 00:09:25,245 Well, all the guys you date are sharp and competitive and successful. 148 00:09:25,381 --> 00:09:27,778 - It's like you’re dating yourself. - Ding, ding, ding. 149 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:31,539 Wh-What's wrong with the schoolteacher? 150 00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:35,010 - Well- - He's a schoolteacher. 151 00:09:35,149 --> 00:09:38,706 Which means he has a small... income. 152 00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:43,280 All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on! 153 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:48,541 - Come on! - Die, you Nazi spin-bitch. 154 00:09:53,883 --> 00:09:58,212 Hey! Go, run a post. Go! 155 00:09:59,716 --> 00:10:01,272 Oh! 156 00:10:01,415 --> 00:10:03,404 Who did that? 157 00:10:03,549 --> 00:10:06,606 That's it. You're coming with me, mister. 158 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,976 What do you think, this is your own private playground? 159 00:10:09,116 --> 00:10:10,979 Get in here. 160 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,073 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 161 00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:22,146 Go ahead. 162 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,545 Hey, Ben, are you going to watch the Celtics later? 163 00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:31,740 Uh, I don't know. 164 00:10:31,884 --> 00:10:35,008 You know, there are other sports besides baseball. 165 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:38,844 I would debate you, Ed, but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs. 166 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:42,575 Hey, speaking of baseball, Ben, wanna help me coach the J. V. team this year? 167 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:46,480 Why? You're doing a great job. I mean, you can’t just go by wins and losses. 168 00:10:46,618 --> 00:10:48,516 Aw, come on, Ben. The kids listen to you. 169 00:10:48,651 --> 00:10:51,242 I think it's going good the way it is, you know? 170 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,280 You coach the team, and I help out whenever I can. 171 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:56,871 Then, if I don't make it or- 172 00:10:57,051 --> 00:10:59,812 Hey, Rita, when did I get this message from Lindsey Meeks? 173 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:04,474 A tip might be where it says "Time Called: 2:30." 174 00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:10,042 Come on, pull! 175 00:11:10,185 --> 00:11:12,844 So, do you think it'll be a problem that you’re more successful than him? 176 00:11:12,985 --> 00:11:16,678 - Who says I am? - Well, I mean, at least financially. 177 00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:20,251 It's not like he's playing a flute with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him. 178 00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:23,578 - He's a teacher. - Teaching's a cool thing. 179 00:11:23,719 --> 00:11:26,843 Yeah. Besides, why does everything in my life have to be a trophy? 180 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,951 - I mean, who am I trying to impress? - Hey, we're on your side. 181 00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:32,914 No, I know. It's just that I hate when people- 182 00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,779 - Ow! - Oopsie. 183 00:11:50,987 --> 00:11:55,510 Oh, just kill me. Just take a hammer and kill me. 184 00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:06,812 Oh, shit. Who is it? 185 00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:09,384 I -It's me. It's Ben. Your date? 186 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:12,281 Oh, God, no. 187 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,409 Oh. 188 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:21,052 I'm sick. Come back. I'll call you tomorrow. Go away. 189 00:12:21,187 --> 00:12:23,448 Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick? You okay? You in pain? 190 00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:28,110 I- ate at this new place. 191 00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:30,312 I think- 192 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:39,317 Are you faking it? 'Cause we don't have to really do this if you don't- 193 00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:49,918 Mommy. 194 00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:55,411 Ernie, go away. 195 00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:57,952 Ernie, don't eat that! 196 00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:00,680 Oh, shit. 197 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,379 Uh- 198 00:13:04,523 --> 00:13:06,546 So, you wanna pull the plug on this thing or- 199 00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:17,521 All right, here we go. Come on. 200 00:13:17,656 --> 00:13:19,780 All right, we're almost there. 201 00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:22,684 Okay. Okay. 202 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,414 Now sit right here. Oh, God! 203 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:28,317 All right. Okay. Here. Pick your head up. 204 00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:30,752 Up. Okay, up. 205 00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:35,287 Uh, all right. Um- 206 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,253 Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown? 207 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:40,854 In the top drawer. 208 00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:43,614 Top drawer. Okay. 209 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,312 All right, here we go. 210 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:49,819 Well, Wonder Woman’s been looking for these. 211 00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:51,820 I gotta call her. Let her know they're here. 212 00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:59,079 - Okay. All right. I'll help you up. - Mm-mm. 213 00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:01,951 - Get up. - I'm sorry about this. 214 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,352 - Don't worry. Come on. Come on. - I'm so sorry. 215 00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,956 I'm gonna help you change, all right? I won't look. I promise. 216 00:14:08,091 --> 00:14:10,181 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 217 00:14:15,224 --> 00:14:18,156 Okay, I looked. 218 00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,547 Let's get this on. 219 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,048 Get your arms through. 220 00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:38,418 Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. 221 00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:40,683 There's nothing left to throw up, I promise. 222 00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:45,690 And if you do, here's Mr. Hamper. Okay? All right. 223 00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:01,118 Here. Drink this when you feel like you can, okay? 224 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,555 - Thank you. Thank you, Bill. - All right. 225 00:15:03,693 --> 00:15:06,090 It's Ben. Okay, go back to sleep. 226 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,817 - Hey. - Hi. 227 00:16:05,961 --> 00:16:07,654 How you feeling? 228 00:16:07,795 --> 00:16:13,523 Uh, I mean, I'm not about to enter any pie-eating contests. 229 00:16:15,428 --> 00:16:18,757 Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that? 230 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:24,624 Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in. And, uh, really adorable. 231 00:16:24,762 --> 00:16:28,819 Really cute little things. I mean, little caps and little barf bags. 232 00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,456 Well, thank you. 233 00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:36,027 I mean, you really, really went above and beyond. 234 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,787 Uh, no, please. It wasn't a big deal. You were very ladylike. 235 00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,793 Hardly any "chunk age. " 236 00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:50,059 - What's in the bag? - I got some, uh- 237 00:16:50,197 --> 00:16:52,685 I got some movies just in case you woke up. Not in case you woke up. 238 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:55,954 I knew you were going to wake up. In case you woke up in the middle of the night. 239 00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:59,994 Yeah? Anything good? 240 00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,287 Uh, mostly animated pornography from Japan. 241 00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:05,691 And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick. 242 00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:08,058 Well, for me, it's Annie Hall. 243 00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:11,594 - Wh-What did you say? - Annie Hall. 244 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,094 Whoa, this is like- This is unbelievable. 245 00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,094 Road House. 246 00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:23,688 Are you feeling- Is this crazy? I mean, what are the odds? 247 00:17:23,831 --> 00:17:25,729 Spooky. 248 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:32,254 No, she cannot have my assistant. 249 00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:34,828 Because I trained Carrie. I like her. 250 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:39,057 Listen. Do we have to settle this right now? I'm with a... person. 251 00:17:40,665 --> 00:17:44,153 Yes. Thank you. Okay, I'll speak to you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 252 00:17:44,299 --> 00:17:46,890 I'm really, really sorry. 253 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:50,725 Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool. I just left you a pile of sauce. 254 00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:54,592 That's okay. Actually, I'm the worst. I eat off everybody's plate. 255 00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:57,925 In fact, my friends, they call me "the seagull. " 256 00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,360 Oh, hi, seagull. 257 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,291 Nice. 258 00:18:04,432 --> 00:18:08,194 No, really, I appreciate you being cool about the phone thing... 259 00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:11,559 because I once went on a date with this guy who got so angry I was on the phone... 260 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,324 that he grabbed it out of my hand, and he threw it in the fish tank. 261 00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,931 I would never do that. 262 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:20,157 What are your pet peeves? What stresses you out? 263 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,822 - Mm, I got- - And I'm only asking... 264 00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:26,227 because frankly the men I meet are highly- 265 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,265 I date poodles basically. 266 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,298 And I'm really relaxed, you know? Totally. 267 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,058 - Son of a- Stop ringing. - I got it. 268 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,063 Let me do it. Let me do it. 269 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,461 Hello? Uh, no, she isn't. May I take a message? 270 00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:43,997 This is Ben. I'm her houseboy/sex slave. 271 00:18:44,134 --> 00:18:47,896 Okay. You betcha. Bye-bye. 272 00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:50,124 Call your mother. 273 00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:55,190 Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you don't have a cell phone... 274 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,129 - a BlackBerry, a pager, nothing? - No. 275 00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:00,597 Well, what if some sudden crisis occurs... 276 00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:02,825 like your father has a heart attack or something? 277 00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:05,832 - My father died two years ago. - Oh, I'm sorry. 278 00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,559 I just found out this morning, so it's been a rough 24 hours. 279 00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:10,758 You know, maybe I should get a cell phone. That's a good idea. 280 00:19:10,902 --> 00:19:13,800 - You're funny, Ben- - Wrightman. 281 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,798 - Wrightman. Yeah. - Yeah. 282 00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:17,798 - You forgot my last name. - No, I just blanked. 283 00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:21,196 I know why you forgot. That's all right. I bet when you talk to your friends... 284 00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:23,960 you call me Ben the schoolteacher, am I right? 285 00:19:25,902 --> 00:19:27,765 - Well? - That's okay. 286 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,868 What do you call me to your friends? 287 00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:36,162 I call you Lindsey... 288 00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:38,893 the vomit girl, the puker, Pukey. 289 00:19:39,036 --> 00:19:41,263 Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?" 290 00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:44,731 "You wanna play video games or something?" I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey. " 291 00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:47,334 That's horrible. 292 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:52,459 Hey, anything I've said about you would be an understatement, really. 293 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:08,903 - Hey, Lindsey! - Hi! 294 00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:12,400 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Ben the schoolteacher. 295 00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:14,400 Ian. Sarah. 296 00:20:14,537 --> 00:20:16,400 - Steve. Molly. - Oh, thanks for having me. 297 00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:19,197 - Robin and Chris. - Welcome aboard. 298 00:20:19,371 --> 00:20:22,030 Well, let's start the interrogation. 299 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,067 No, no, it's not like that. 300 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:26,692 Here. It's for the urine sample. 301 00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:30,530 Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a whiz in your bushes. 302 00:20:30,671 --> 00:20:32,728 Do you want to- 303 00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:34,734 Show him the house. 304 00:20:42,604 --> 00:20:46,831 - Lindsey, this Ben guy has got such a good vibe. - Good. 305 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,459 - And he's nothing like the guys you usually date. - I know. 306 00:20:49,605 --> 00:20:53,128 - And how cute is he? - Yeah? Well, I'm really glad you guys feel this way... 307 00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:56,634 because if you didn't, I was gonna have to find three new friends. 308 00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:59,704 - No, no, no, I really think you've got something here. - Me too. 309 00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:03,770 Yeah, but... something's not quite right. 310 00:21:03,906 --> 00:21:06,269 - Robin. - No, no, he's great. 311 00:21:06,405 --> 00:21:08,768 He is. I love him. He's a doll. 312 00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:11,428 - But he's not 22. - So? 313 00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:15,731 So, where's he been? Why is he still on the market? 314 00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:19,099 - Um- - Maybe he hasn't found the right person yet. 315 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:21,602 Well, by now he should be with the wrong person. 316 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,638 How has he not been tranquilized and tagged? 317 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:27,906 Let me get this straight. 318 00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:30,503 You got two season tickets behind the Red Sox dugout? 319 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,367 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. My uncle left them to me. - Behind the dugout? 320 00:21:33,506 --> 00:21:36,028 Yeah. Well, not really behind, like next to it. Fifteen feet away. 321 00:21:36,174 --> 00:21:39,163 You can see right into it at a certain point. It's pretty awesome. 322 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,867 Let me ask you this. 323 00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:48,199 Do you find my wife attractive at all? 324 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,203 'Cause we could work something out. 325 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,703 Well, do you? 326 00:21:56,841 --> 00:22:00,273 You know what you need to do? You need to go to his apartment and go through his things. 327 00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:03,134 You need to go through his closets, sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer. 328 00:22:03,307 --> 00:22:05,829 And what exactly am I looking for? 329 00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:08,473 Anything that explains why he’s still single. 330 00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:10,833 My company can run a credit check on him. 331 00:22:10,974 --> 00:22:13,132 You know, he could be a deadbeat dad. 332 00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:16,139 This is an insane asylum. 333 00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:21,401 So, uh, when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all-star game- 334 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:25,701 I was there. I was 10 feet away from him. 335 00:22:25,842 --> 00:22:31,206 Old men crying. Tears. 336 00:22:31,341 --> 00:22:33,670 Tough old guys. 337 00:22:33,842 --> 00:22:36,865 I even started to lose it, you know. 338 00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:39,405 I got a program. I could show you. 339 00:22:40,742 --> 00:22:44,265 If Lindsey ever breaks up with you, I'll kill her. 340 00:22:44,409 --> 00:22:46,567 Lindsey, do you remember that guy Maureen Durst went out with? 341 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:50,766 - Uh, sort of. Why? - Terry what’s-his-name? 342 00:22:50,909 --> 00:22:53,670 We all thought he was great too. 343 00:22:53,809 --> 00:22:56,274 - Well, what happened? - Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and- 344 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,533 Shh. My story. Stand by. 345 00:22:58,676 --> 00:23:01,164 She's at his place. He's in the shower. 346 00:23:01,309 --> 00:23:05,105 She wants to make the bed, so she goes to the closet. Guess what she finds. 347 00:23:05,243 --> 00:23:07,232 Oh, I don't know. What'd she find? 348 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:11,569 Two large plastic bags containing all of the hair and nail clippings... 349 00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:13,698 from his entire life. 350 00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:15,739 Eww! 351 00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:18,103 - Eww! - That's a true story. 352 00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:21,038 I'm telling you, there is a reason this Ben guy is still single. 353 00:25:18,748 --> 00:25:20,975 - Come on! - I promised him we'd wait. 354 00:25:21,147 --> 00:25:24,670 - We're always waiting for him. - I gave him my word. 355 00:25:24,848 --> 00:25:27,040 You guys wait? 356 00:25:27,182 --> 00:25:29,045 - Yeah. - Come on, man. 357 00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:31,045 - Did anyone die because you’re here? - No, no, no. 358 00:25:31,182 --> 00:25:33,374 I got another anesthesiologist to cover for me. 359 00:25:33,514 --> 00:25:35,377 All right, are you ready? 360 00:25:35,515 --> 00:25:39,106 Hey, come on! God. 361 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,779 A new season. 362 00:25:55,916 --> 00:25:59,939 A clean slate. 363 00:26:00,116 --> 00:26:01,979 Yep, this smells like the year. 364 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:12,245 - Hey, you wanna know something? - What? 365 00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:16,475 - I like you. - I like you. 366 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:21,048 No, I mean, I really like you. I even wrote down a list of all the things I like about you. 367 00:26:21,183 --> 00:26:23,307 You made a list? 368 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:26,937 Yeah. I don't have it with me, but I can remember it. 369 00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:30,514 I'll skip down because the first six are all body parts. 370 00:26:30,683 --> 00:26:35,115 Uh, number seven: I like that you drink in the afternoon. 371 00:26:35,284 --> 00:26:39,909 Number eight: I like sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth a little bit. 372 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:42,607 And it's like- it's like an adorable stroke victim. 373 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:45,114 I do? 374 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:48,647 No, it's very cute. It really is. Uh, number nine. 375 00:26:48,784 --> 00:26:51,511 You know, when you're getting ready in the mirror, just when you're about finished... 376 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,514 you go like- 377 00:26:53,651 --> 00:26:57,481 It's so cute, I wanna kill myself. It's fantastic. Uh- 378 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,276 - Hey, when's your break? - Hmm? 379 00:27:00,451 --> 00:27:03,644 - For your school vacation. When do you get off? - End of March. 380 00:27:03,817 --> 00:27:06,180 - That's when you're in Baltimore, right? - Yeah. 381 00:27:06,318 --> 00:27:11,341 Well, it's a really big deal in my family, because it's my dad's birthday and Easter... 382 00:27:11,485 --> 00:27:14,110 and my sister's anniversary all in the same week. 383 00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:16,614 - A cluster. - Yeah. Uh- 384 00:27:16,752 --> 00:27:20,309 So, uh, how would you like to come? 385 00:27:22,818 --> 00:27:25,181 Ooh, too fast? Too serious? 386 00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:27,511 No, why? Did I look like I was just- 387 00:27:27,652 --> 00:27:29,810 - You were a little. - No, 'cause- 388 00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:32,440 No, I-I made- I have a previous commitment. 389 00:27:32,618 --> 00:27:36,050 - Oh, plans? - Yeah, yeah. 390 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,684 Um, see, I didn't tell you about it, 'cause I knew you were gonna be away. 391 00:27:38,852 --> 00:27:43,443 I figured it wouldn't matter, but every year during Easter vacation... 392 00:27:43,586 --> 00:27:48,382 uh, me and my friends, we go down to Florida. 393 00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:53,974 You and your buddies go down to Florida for spring break? At your age? 394 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,915 No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox. 395 00:27:57,053 --> 00:27:59,314 Oh, you get to train with the Red Sox? 396 00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:01,419 Are you allowed to do that? 397 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:04,645 Well, we don't actually- We watch the games. 398 00:28:04,786 --> 00:28:06,649 Aren't those just practice games? 399 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,148 Yeah, yeah, but there's more to it than that. 400 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:12,684 We scout the players. We-We say which players they should keep... 401 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,718 - which they should get rid of. - And the Red Sox ask your opinion? 402 00:28:16,854 --> 00:28:18,717 Well, not yet. 403 00:28:18,854 --> 00:28:22,047 But if they ever do, uh- 404 00:28:22,188 --> 00:28:25,086 Okay, I've been avoiding this. 405 00:28:27,754 --> 00:28:30,584 There's something you don't know about me. 406 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,015 Oh, God, here comes the bag of hair. 407 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:41,282 The thing is, uh, I am a Red Sox fan. 408 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:46,512 - Yeah? - No, I'm like a big, big Red Sox fan. 409 00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:49,552 I know. I mean, I've been to your apartment... 410 00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:55,120 and seen the Red Sox dish towels and glasses and the Yankee toilet paper. 411 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:58,550 - It's like you live in a gift shop. - It's worse. 412 00:29:01,455 --> 00:29:03,444 See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey... 413 00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:05,555 and I didn't have any friends or anything... 414 00:29:05,689 --> 00:29:07,779 so my Uncle Carl started taking me to Fenway Park. 415 00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:12,953 I just- I got lost in the game. 416 00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:15,417 I mean, the ballpark and the people. 417 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:17,816 The color, the sounds. 418 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,854 The smells. 419 00:29:22,056 --> 00:29:24,079 And then he got cancer and he died. 420 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,984 He left me his season tickets. 421 00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:28,986 And it's a passion. 422 00:29:29,123 --> 00:29:33,987 I mean, it's a very, very big part of my life. 423 00:29:34,123 --> 00:29:38,146 And it's been a problem with me and women. 424 00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:40,687 Oh, ah, I know those women. 425 00:29:40,823 --> 00:29:44,619 The "pay attention to me" and "why aren’t you talking to me?" 426 00:29:44,757 --> 00:29:48,950 - Yeah. Exactly. - God, those women are so pathetic. 427 00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:51,988 Yeah, it's like, "What are you getting so worked up for? 428 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,612 - I mean, you're not even doing it, you're watching it. " - Yeah. 429 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:58,278 It's like, "Hey, how about sometimes I like to be 11 years old. " 430 00:29:58,424 --> 00:30:02,083 - Yeah. - I like being part of something that's bigger than me-than I. 431 00:30:02,224 --> 00:30:05,213 It's good for your soul to invest in something that you can't control. 432 00:30:05,357 --> 00:30:08,050 You're a romantic. 433 00:30:08,191 --> 00:30:10,349 Hmm? 434 00:30:10,491 --> 00:30:15,219 You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions. 435 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:18,948 I don't know. Well, yeah, yeah. 436 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:22,613 Yeah, I guess so. Hey, uh- 437 00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:27,983 You took a really big chance inviting me to meet your family. 438 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,887 Now I'm gonna take a chance. A big one. 439 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:45,890 Lindsey, will you go to opening day with me? 440 00:30:48,392 --> 00:30:51,222 Yes. 441 00:30:51,359 --> 00:30:53,222 Yes. Yes! 442 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,756 You hear that? She said yes! 443 00:30:55,892 --> 00:30:57,858 Mary, look. Merry Christmas. 444 00:30:58,026 --> 00:31:00,389 Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amaz- 445 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,458 We're going to opening day. It's official. We're going. 446 00:31:03,593 --> 00:31:03,683 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo! 447 00:31:06,726 --> 00:31:09,850 What did Dad do to his hair? 448 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,720 - I can't even look at him. - I know. 449 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:14,950 How could you let him? 450 00:31:15,093 --> 00:31:18,991 He's 60. It's a big psychological milestone. 451 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,218 He's struggling with it. He thinks he looks good. 452 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:28,784 Now don't start with me. Listen, I forgot to tell you that Donna- 453 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,323 Stop it! Out! 454 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:35,789 Outside! Out. 455 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,791 I don't know what's with him lately. 456 00:31:37,928 --> 00:31:40,917 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. Donna called. 457 00:31:41,061 --> 00:31:42,924 - And they're on their way. - Okay. 458 00:31:43,061 --> 00:31:44,993 Good. 459 00:31:48,128 --> 00:31:52,220 He is scaring the dog. How can you stand it? 460 00:31:52,361 --> 00:31:55,122 He fanned me with a magazine for four years when I was going through menopause. 461 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:58,091 I can put up with this. 462 00:31:58,228 --> 00:32:02,217 Go back in and talk to him. He misses you. 463 00:32:02,395 --> 00:32:05,986 Okay. One more. 464 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:13,027 Yeah, but do you see him ever playing in a Yankee uniform? 465 00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,388 - Hi. - Hey, kiddo. 466 00:32:14,528 --> 00:32:16,391 - Want a cookie? - No, thanks. 467 00:32:18,528 --> 00:32:22,187 - Your mama says you've been busy. - Ooh. 468 00:32:22,329 --> 00:32:25,954 No Red Sox fan has forgotten last October and Aaron Boone. 469 00:32:26,095 --> 00:32:28,686 - Hey, is this about the Red Sox? - Yeah. 470 00:32:28,828 --> 00:32:31,760 That next year is the year. 471 00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:34,361 Steve Levy is in Fort Myers with some of the members of the set... 472 00:32:34,529 --> 00:32:37,461 known as Red Sox Nation. 473 00:32:37,596 --> 00:32:40,789 Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same. 474 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:44,453 - When the calendar page flips to March- - Are you interested? 475 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,686 No, I just, you know- 476 00:32:46,829 --> 00:32:50,921 I mean, I have a friend who is interested. 477 00:32:51,063 --> 00:32:53,392 Oh, the schoolteacher. 478 00:32:54,796 --> 00:32:57,227 When are we gonna meet this future breakup? 479 00:32:57,363 --> 00:33:00,227 Thanks, Dad. That's really encouraging. 480 00:33:00,363 --> 00:33:03,124 Well, I thought you would have brought him with you. 481 00:33:03,263 --> 00:33:07,093 Well, you know, he wanted to come. 482 00:33:07,263 --> 00:33:11,752 It's just that, um, well, he has this tradition, you know. 483 00:33:11,931 --> 00:33:14,488 And it's very important to him every- 484 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:18,823 The Sox are right there! The Sox are right there! 485 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:22,794 Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life? 486 00:33:22,931 --> 00:33:25,658 I'd say Red Sox, sex and breathing. 487 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:29,559 I have season tickets to Fenway Park. I haven't missed a game in 11 years. 488 00:33:29,698 --> 00:33:33,061 I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win. All the way this year, baby! 489 00:33:33,198 --> 00:33:36,062 Do you have a job? Do you work for a living? 490 00:33:36,198 --> 00:33:38,663 Of course I do. Yeah, I'm a teacher. I mold young minds. 491 00:33:38,798 --> 00:33:41,991 - Can you help these guys out? - Can you believe this asshole? 492 00:33:50,731 --> 00:33:52,560 29th of May, Seattle, all right? 493 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,597 You know what? I gave it to the lady down at the bakery. 494 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:57,391 Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man. 495 00:33:57,532 --> 00:34:01,294 We're only on May. We've been here for four hours. Let's try to speed this up. 496 00:34:01,432 --> 00:34:03,954 30th of May, we're still at Seattle. Who wants a Sunday game? 497 00:34:04,099 --> 00:34:06,122 These guys can have whatever games they want. 498 00:34:06,265 --> 00:34:08,163 All I ask for is the first Yankee game. 499 00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:11,696 You went to six Yankee games last season, you selfish pig bastard. 500 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:14,161 You got to go to every great game. Lowe's no-hitter. 501 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:17,730 Your mother's hysterectomy? I put her out for free, remember? 502 00:34:17,899 --> 00:34:21,854 - She had insurance for that. - Attention, morons. 503 00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:25,931 - You went last year. - You guys want Yankee tickets? You wanna talk Yankee tickets? 504 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:27,326 - Yes. - Really. 505 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:30,261 Okay, well, I wanna see you dance for me. 506 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:34,797 You don't wanna dance? I don't wanna embarrass you. 507 00:34:34,934 --> 00:34:37,456 I don't wanna embarrass you. I'll just take this. Everyone just go. 508 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,997 I’ll go talk to some kids in the street. I see a little bit there. That's pretty nice. 509 00:34:41,134 --> 00:34:43,725 That's it. The doctor is giving me something. 510 00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:46,662 The doctor is giving me some magic tapping there. 511 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:49,424 Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's- Oh! 512 00:34:49,601 --> 00:34:52,964 Al I right, Little League, you wanna go? You want some of this? 513 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,292 - How's this, Ben? This is dancing for tickets. - I'm dancing, Ben. 514 00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,297 - Troy, sit on the beanbag, please. - Hey, I started, Ben. 515 00:34:57,434 --> 00:35:01,127 Gerard, I guess you don't want them, huh? 516 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,789 - This is worth tickets. - I'm not dancing. This is totally stupid, man. 517 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,662 Fine. Hey, hold out for the Royals, huh? 518 00:35:10,434 --> 00:35:12,922 You are on a total power trip, you know that, man? 519 00:35:13,068 --> 00:35:16,397 - This is totally ridiculous, man. - I was dancing first, remember? 520 00:35:16,535 --> 00:35:19,092 You said dance, I started dancing. 521 00:35:19,268 --> 00:35:22,597 You call that Yankee dancing? No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay? 522 00:35:22,735 --> 00:35:25,166 That's Devil Ray. I'm talking about Yankee dancing. 523 00:35:25,302 --> 00:35:29,200 That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, get into it. Yeah! How bad do you want it? 524 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,892 Yeah, that's nice. I love it. Come on in. 525 00:35:32,036 --> 00:35:35,195 That's it! Come on! Whoo! 526 00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:41,793 That's right. I'm- 527 00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:46,663 Hey, what are you doing here? 528 00:35:46,802 --> 00:35:48,960 I thought you weren't coming in until tomorrow. You look fantastic. 529 00:35:49,102 --> 00:35:51,226 - I got in last night. - You know Troy, Kevin and Gerard. 530 00:35:51,369 --> 00:35:54,164 - Everyone else, this is Lindsey. - Hi. 531 00:35:54,336 --> 00:35:56,268 Hi, Linds. 532 00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:59,164 - Party? - No, it's draft day. 533 00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:02,700 This is the day we organize the whole season, who gets to go to what game with me. 534 00:36:02,836 --> 00:36:04,926 But don't worry. You're still going to opening day. 535 00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:09,093 Yeah, thank you. Can I talk to you about something really quickly? 536 00:36:09,237 --> 00:36:11,327 Sure, yeah, no problem. Quick break, everybody. 537 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,095 There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal. 538 00:36:14,237 --> 00:36:16,930 I still don't think they're worth two Sunday tickets. 539 00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:19,160 - Whoo-hoo! - Hey! Hey! 540 00:36:21,037 --> 00:36:22,900 Come here. 541 00:36:23,037 --> 00:36:24,900 Wait, I got you something. 542 00:36:25,037 --> 00:36:28,230 I set aside some great games for you too. 543 00:36:28,404 --> 00:36:31,801 Hmm? For when we go to the games together. 544 00:36:31,938 --> 00:36:33,369 Thanks. 545 00:36:33,537 --> 00:36:36,367 It's what the players wear. 546 00:36:36,504 --> 00:36:38,367 It's authentic. 547 00:36:41,537 --> 00:36:44,367 I gotta be honest. This is getting me hot. 548 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:49,698 Listen. Um, you know, I saw you on ESPN. 549 00:36:49,837 --> 00:36:51,803 Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we? 550 00:36:51,938 --> 00:36:56,064 Uh, yeah, yeah, total. Not you so much, but- 551 00:36:56,205 --> 00:36:58,864 Well, it's very hot, you know. It's Florida. 552 00:36:59,005 --> 00:37:00,937 You start seeing things. 553 00:37:01,072 --> 00:37:04,834 Um, you know, Ben... 554 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:10,836 I didn't realize how big this Red Sox thing is with you. 555 00:37:10,972 --> 00:37:13,199 What? Hey, I told you. 556 00:37:13,339 --> 00:37:15,804 See, this is-This always happens. Every time I- 557 00:37:15,939 --> 00:37:18,905 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump off a building. We're just talking. 558 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:25,429 - Sorry. Knee jerk. - Ben, come on, man. The cold cuts are gone. 559 00:37:25,573 --> 00:37:28,562 - Let's go in there. - Two minutes! 560 00:37:29,906 --> 00:37:31,996 Wow. I really hit a nerve there, didn't I? 561 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:34,628 Uh- Yeah. 562 00:37:34,806 --> 00:37:37,203 Come here. 563 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,329 Thank you. 564 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:43,496 I think there's a better approach to this whole Red Sox thing. 565 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,299 - Really? - Yeah. After all, if I want this promotion... 566 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,633 I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer. 567 00:37:49,774 --> 00:37:55,331 And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship. 568 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:58,098 Wait, wait. We're not breaking up, are we? 569 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,967 - No, no, this is a good thing. - Okay. 570 00:38:01,107 --> 00:38:04,539 You're gonna be so consumed with all of this that you won't feel neglected all summer. 571 00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:07,299 No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected. 572 00:38:07,474 --> 00:38:09,905 And I won't feel guilty for having to do my job. 573 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,631 Yeah, you shouldn't. 574 00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:15,068 So, what I'm saying is, I think this is perfect. 575 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,833 All right. Go, Sox! 576 00:38:26,174 --> 00:38:29,503 We got 'em right here, folks. Come on down. Cut your deficit and balance your budget. 577 00:38:32,441 --> 00:38:34,304 Programs here! Get your programs here! 578 00:38:50,008 --> 00:38:52,769 - Hi. Hi. - Hey. 579 00:38:54,275 --> 00:38:56,934 Peanuts! CrackerJacks! 580 00:38:57,076 --> 00:39:00,235 Who wants peanuts? Who wants CrackerJacks? 581 00:39:00,342 --> 00:39:03,433 Peanuts! CrackerJacks! Who wants- 582 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:05,700 It's unbelievable, right? You can't even believe how- 583 00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,399 - Look, right here, go. This is it. - Thank you. 584 00:39:08,543 --> 00:39:12,305 Is this amazing? Is this crazy? Would you look at these seats? 585 00:39:12,443 --> 00:39:14,306 They're-They're very red. 586 00:39:14,476 --> 00:39:16,873 No, I mean, their proximity to the field. This is Fenway Park. 587 00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:19,873 - Oh. - You can't buy these seats. You have to, like, inherit them. 588 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:22,907 It's like a guy offered me $100,000 for these once. 589 00:39:23,044 --> 00:39:26,168 - And you didn't sell them? - No, if I ever need the money that bad... 590 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:29,140 I can always call up a rich old lady and give her some sweet lovin', you know? 591 00:39:29,277 --> 00:39:31,140 That's what I'm all about. Hey, what's up, Al? 592 00:39:31,277 --> 00:39:33,799 - How you doing? - I'm on dialysis. 593 00:39:33,944 --> 00:39:36,535 Right on, buddy. Hey, Al, this is Lindsey. 594 00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:38,869 Hi. Al Waterman. Here, have a sponge. 595 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,999 - Thank you. - Al is the first guy I ever met... 596 00:39:41,144 --> 00:39:43,007 - at my first Red Sox game ever. - Really? 597 00:39:43,144 --> 00:39:46,133 Yeah, he's aged horribly. Hey, the Belnaps. 598 00:39:46,277 --> 00:39:48,606 - This is Artie. Viv. This is Lindsey. - Hello. 599 00:39:48,778 --> 00:39:50,641 - Hi, Lindsey. - Hello. 600 00:39:50,778 --> 00:39:52,767 - Been divorced 20 years, still share the seats. - Really. 601 00:39:52,945 --> 00:39:54,808 - Hey, Ben. - Sheri! 602 00:39:54,945 --> 00:39:57,467 - How you doing? Where's Teresa? - She's right here. 603 00:39:57,611 --> 00:40:00,168 Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic! 604 00:40:00,312 --> 00:40:03,436 I lost 200 pounds. I had my stomach stapled shut. 605 00:40:03,578 --> 00:40:06,476 - A doctor or you did it yourself? - Oh, real funny. 606 00:40:06,611 --> 00:40:08,769 Hey! 607 00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:12,843 This is quite a little group you have here. 608 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,808 Well, it's my summer family. 609 00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:31,300 Let's hear it for Jordan Leandre. 610 00:40:31,446 --> 00:40:35,344 Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out the first ball today... 611 00:40:35,479 --> 00:40:38,672 New England's own Stephen King. 612 00:40:41,646 --> 00:40:43,703 Right down the middle. 613 00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:50,640 Did you tell Schuyler? Okay, al I right, listen. 614 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:54,212 Um, excuse me. What time is the game over? 615 00:40:54,346 --> 00:40:57,675 Uh, it's not like a Broadway musical where it ends with a big Hawaiian number. 616 00:40:57,813 --> 00:41:00,244 It's like you’re missing all the ambience and all the fun. 617 00:41:00,347 --> 00:41:02,210 - I know. - The players are right there. 618 00:41:02,347 --> 00:41:05,313 I have a meeting at 5:30 and had to leave work at noon to meet you here... 619 00:41:05,447 --> 00:41:08,038 - so my people aren't prepared. - Right. Okay. 620 00:41:10,947 --> 00:41:12,936 You know what? I left work early... 621 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,705 so you're gonna have to figure it out for yourself, and I'll call you later. 622 00:41:15,847 --> 00:41:18,904 Wakefield. 623 00:41:27,547 --> 00:41:29,536 That's a foul. 624 00:41:29,714 --> 00:41:32,612 - What makes that a foul? - See that foul pole there? 625 00:41:32,747 --> 00:41:36,110 That's Pesky's Pole. That's this guy Johnny Pesky. 626 00:41:45,481 --> 00:41:46,504 Yeah! 627 00:42:01,015 --> 00:42:03,708 Hey, what are you doing on Saturday? 628 00:42:03,882 --> 00:42:05,745 Mm, you tell me. 629 00:42:08,249 --> 00:42:10,339 - You know what's really great about baseball? - Hmm? 630 00:42:10,482 --> 00:42:15,039 You can't fake it. Anything else in life, you don't have to be great in- 631 00:42:15,182 --> 00:42:17,409 business, music, art- I mean, you can get lucky. 632 00:42:17,549 --> 00:42:19,810 - Really? - Yeah, you can fool everyone for a while, you know? 633 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:21,813 It's like- Not- Not baseball. 634 00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:23,973 You can either hit a curveball or you can't. 635 00:42:24,116 --> 00:42:26,809 - That's the way it works, you know? - Hmm. 636 00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:31,473 You could have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career. 637 00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:34,582 It's a little like math. It's orderly. 638 00:42:34,749 --> 00:42:38,010 Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up. 639 00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:42,309 It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh- 640 00:42:42,450 --> 00:42:45,280 - Life? - Yeah. 641 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:47,609 It's- It's safe. 642 00:42:50,984 --> 00:42:53,142 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 643 00:42:58,418 --> 00:42:59,940 - Hey. - Hi. 644 00:43:00,084 --> 00:43:01,947 What, did you buy out the bookstore? 645 00:43:02,084 --> 00:43:03,947 Actually, I bought every book they had on the Red Sox... 646 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:06,641 because I'm tired of being the most ignorant person here. 647 00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:09,976 Now who is Carl Yaz-a-strezem- 648 00:43:10,151 --> 00:43:13,446 Yastrzemski. 649 00:43:13,585 --> 00:43:15,948 - She's not a genius, this one. - No. 650 00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:21,449 Johnny Damon! You got the sweetest ass in the league! 651 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,541 Very nice. 652 00:43:28,018 --> 00:43:31,211 Do you believe in this? "The Curse of the Bambino"? 653 00:43:31,352 --> 00:43:34,341 - Hey, that's not funny. That's enough of that. - But Babe Ruth was the Bambino. 654 00:43:34,485 --> 00:43:36,348 That's right. He played for the Red Sox. 655 00:43:36,485 --> 00:43:38,973 They were great. I mean, they were the Yankees. 656 00:43:39,118 --> 00:43:42,675 They won the World Series in 1912, 1915... 657 00:43:42,852 --> 00:43:44,784 1916, 1918. 658 00:43:44,953 --> 00:43:47,316 They were royalty. The elite. 659 00:43:47,452 --> 00:43:50,384 Al should know. He was there actually. He's 136 years old. 660 00:43:50,552 --> 00:43:55,143 He looks great for his age. 1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss... 661 00:43:55,286 --> 00:43:58,649 decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees to finance a Broadway musical. 662 00:43:58,786 --> 00:44:01,343 No, No, Nanette. I would never ever see that piece of crap. 663 00:44:01,486 --> 00:44:06,043 And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series. 664 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:08,378 Yeah, the Yankees have won 26. 665 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,384 And the thing is the Sox don't just lose, they raise it to an art form. 666 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,781 Tony C., best young player in baseball... 667 00:44:14,954 --> 00:44:18,784 catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26. 668 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,044 Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk, costs us the Series. 669 00:44:22,187 --> 00:44:24,119 Bucky friggin' Dent. 670 00:44:24,254 --> 00:44:27,220 You remember the time Roger Moret went catatonic? 671 00:44:27,354 --> 00:44:29,411 The grounds crew had to carry him out in a wheelbarrow. 672 00:44:29,554 --> 00:44:31,417 Buckner. 673 00:44:31,554 --> 00:44:33,849 Grady Little sticking with Pedro in the eighth inning. 674 00:44:33,987 --> 00:44:37,544 Ooh, stop it. You're killing me here. 675 00:44:37,688 --> 00:44:40,949 And that, milady, is the Curse of the Bambino. 676 00:44:41,087 --> 00:44:44,519 Number 19, Gabe Kapler. 677 00:44:53,188 --> 00:44:56,585 Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad. 678 00:45:00,021 --> 00:45:01,884 Nothing. 679 00:45:02,021 --> 00:45:05,612 - A laugh? A giggle? - This is not a man's closet. 680 00:45:05,755 --> 00:45:08,243 - What do you mean? - You have one pair of dress shoes. 681 00:45:08,388 --> 00:45:11,047 You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy. 682 00:45:11,188 --> 00:45:13,619 You should see the way my sister's husband dresses. 683 00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:17,914 He had a professional come in and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit- 684 00:45:18,056 --> 00:45:20,248 All right, okay, okay. I see what this is all about. 685 00:45:20,423 --> 00:45:23,116 You want your parents to like me more than they like your brother-in-law. 686 00:45:24,423 --> 00:45:27,253 No, it's not-Yes! 687 00:45:27,389 --> 00:45:32,753 Is it so horrible that I want my parents to like you? 688 00:45:34,623 --> 00:45:38,282 Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em. 689 00:45:38,423 --> 00:45:40,286 He looks like a skunk. 690 00:45:40,423 --> 00:45:42,412 You're the one that told me to grow it out. 691 00:45:42,556 --> 00:45:46,079 Well, what else could I say? It looked ridiculous on you. A man your age- 692 00:45:46,224 --> 00:45:48,849 Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right? You were? 693 00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:50,853 Yes, for 27 years. 694 00:45:50,990 --> 00:45:53,251 - And, okay, now you’re the principal, right? - Mm-hmm. 695 00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:56,356 And you- Did you ever tell me what your dad does? 696 00:45:56,524 --> 00:46:00,581 - I sell golf carts. - Wow. Okay, that gives us nothing to talk about. 697 00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:02,620 I don't really know much about it. 698 00:46:02,757 --> 00:46:05,723 That's funny, 'cause every other guy she's gone out with... 699 00:46:05,857 --> 00:46:08,049 has tried to get a free golf cart out of me. 700 00:46:08,190 --> 00:46:11,553 No, I like golf. Great sport. It's just I don't really get out much, you know? 701 00:46:11,691 --> 00:46:13,020 - We love it. - Yeah? 702 00:46:13,158 --> 00:46:15,215 They play all the time. 703 00:46:15,357 --> 00:46:17,822 We tried to get on the country club here, but it's very difficult. 704 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:21,446 It's almost impossible. I had to call the manufacturer of my golf carts... 705 00:46:21,591 --> 00:46:24,284 - a guy named Dave Johnson, and said- - Jensen. 706 00:46:24,425 --> 00:46:26,617 - No, Dave- Dave Johnson. - Jensen. 707 00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:29,313 - Jensen? - Hi. Sorry we’re late. He was watching the Red Sox game. 708 00:46:29,491 --> 00:46:32,355 - How'd they do? - No, no. La, la, la, la, la! 709 00:46:32,491 --> 00:46:34,354 - Help me! Help me! Help me! - What's wrong? 710 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:37,389 Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La la la la! 711 00:46:37,525 --> 00:46:39,854 La la la la. La la la la. 712 00:46:39,992 --> 00:46:41,855 Okay. Okay. 713 00:46:41,992 --> 00:46:44,219 It was awesome. Struck out the side. 714 00:46:44,358 --> 00:46:47,482 Okay, it stopped. It stopped. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 715 00:46:49,459 --> 00:46:51,686 - Whew! - Um- 716 00:46:51,825 --> 00:46:54,814 - Thank you. - Yeah. Ben tapes the Red Sox games... 717 00:46:54,959 --> 00:46:56,822 so he doesn't wanna know the score. 718 00:46:56,959 --> 00:47:01,051 And he can't cover his own ears 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it. 719 00:47:02,226 --> 00:47:04,089 That's sweet. 720 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:11,716 - Hey, how'd it go last night? - Fabulous. 721 00:47:11,859 --> 00:47:14,222 Mr. Myerson wants to see you. 722 00:47:14,359 --> 00:47:17,847 Oh, God. If one of the windows would open, I would jump. 723 00:47:17,993 --> 00:47:19,754 And your mom's on line one. 724 00:47:21,227 --> 00:47:26,955 Hi, Mom. Hi. Listen, where are you? Can I call you back? 725 00:47:27,093 --> 00:47:29,150 What? You had a 10:00 a. m. flight. 726 00:47:33,193 --> 00:47:35,715 - My Ben? - Yes, he has been great. 727 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:38,883 He took us out to breakfast. Right now he's washing your father's balls. 728 00:47:39,061 --> 00:47:41,219 What? 729 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:44,392 - Here's one. - Thanks, Ben. 730 00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:46,992 He got us a 10:00 a. m. tee time at the country club. 731 00:47:47,127 --> 00:47:50,559 How? 732 00:47:50,694 --> 00:47:53,955 One of his student's fathers has something to do with the sprinklers. 733 00:47:54,094 --> 00:47:56,083 - Can I talk to him for a second? - Oh, sure. 734 00:47:56,228 --> 00:47:58,160 Benny? Lindsey. 735 00:47:58,294 --> 00:48:00,384 Oh, thanks. Hi, Linds. 736 00:48:00,528 --> 00:48:03,255 Hey, what are you doing? 737 00:48:03,394 --> 00:48:05,053 Took a sick day. 738 00:48:06,861 --> 00:48:09,985 All right. Well, I'll see you tonight then. 739 00:48:10,162 --> 00:48:12,185 - All right. Bye-bye. - Honey- 740 00:48:12,361 --> 00:48:16,487 Uh, sweetheart, don't talk in my backswing. 741 00:48:16,628 --> 00:48:19,219 - Well, you were lined up wrong. - I wasn't lined up, I- 742 00:48:19,362 --> 00:48:21,691 Please, don't talk in my backswing. You know better than that. 743 00:48:21,828 --> 00:48:25,089 Just take a mulligan. Lighten up. 744 00:48:25,229 --> 00:48:27,786 - He's so short with me. - I know. I know. But you know what? 745 00:48:27,928 --> 00:48:30,553 - You talked in his backswing. Did you talk in his backswing? - Yes, I did. 746 00:48:30,729 --> 00:48:33,354 - Don't even look at him. Look this way. Let him swing. - Okay. 747 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,221 Manny! Manny! Manny! 748 00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:03,397 Oh. 749 00:50:11,266 --> 00:50:14,289 She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago. 750 00:50:14,433 --> 00:50:19,127 Gave them a model predicting the impact of every possibility. 751 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,129 - Sounds like what I need. - Morning. 752 00:50:21,299 --> 00:50:23,231 You'll love her. This lady is a dynamo. 753 00:50:23,399 --> 00:50:25,626 Unstop... pable. 754 00:50:30,067 --> 00:50:33,760 When she wakes up, I wanna see her. 755 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,832 Well, let's go for a coffee. 756 00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:39,058 You know what's happening here? You're being colonized. 757 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,257 - What? - Colonized. It's like- It's like in the old days. 758 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:46,389 When the French and the English would go into Asia and Africa... 759 00:50:46,534 --> 00:50:50,863 and they'd raise their flags and they'd impose their culture and they'd colonize. 760 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,659 It's like, Sarah, when you cut your hair off because that guy liked short hair. 761 00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:56,766 Wait a minute. I mean, you guys are married. 762 00:50:56,934 --> 00:50:59,866 Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other? 763 00:51:00,001 --> 00:51:02,296 You know, how many kids are we gonna have? 764 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:06,025 Where are we gonna live? What pizza place are we gonna order from? 765 00:51:06,168 --> 00:51:08,031 Doesn't it require some pliability? 766 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:11,691 Because maybe that's something I've been lacking in my life. 767 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:13,857 Isn't it affecting your work? 768 00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:16,899 No, not so much. 769 00:51:17,034 --> 00:51:18,932 You know what I just realized? 770 00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:21,329 You're rooting for her relationship to fail. 771 00:51:21,468 --> 00:51:23,093 - No. - What? 772 00:51:23,235 --> 00:51:25,098 - That's right. - Why would I do that? 773 00:51:25,235 --> 00:51:27,700 Never mind. 774 00:51:29,168 --> 00:51:31,191 No. No, come on, tell me. 775 00:51:33,868 --> 00:51:38,493 All right. You and Lindsey are both very competitive, especially with each other. 776 00:51:38,635 --> 00:51:41,964 - She's more competitive than I am. - I am not. 777 00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:44,499 And when you were both starting out, you were the more successful one. 778 00:51:44,636 --> 00:51:47,999 But now Lindsey's career has skyrocketed, so she's more successful. 779 00:51:48,135 --> 00:51:51,294 But you've had the personal success, the marriage. 780 00:51:51,436 --> 00:51:54,663 And if Lindsey gets that too, then she's definitely the winner... 781 00:51:54,803 --> 00:51:56,632 so you’re rooting against her. 782 00:51:59,202 --> 00:52:02,964 Oh, my God. What did I do? 783 00:52:03,136 --> 00:52:06,000 - What the- - That's it. 784 00:52:06,136 --> 00:52:06,658 We are so not coming here anymore. 785 00:52:09,803 --> 00:52:12,462 Let's go, Red Sox! 786 00:52:12,637 --> 00:52:15,330 Let's go, Red Sox! 787 00:52:15,503 --> 00:52:18,230 Let's go, Red Sox! 788 00:52:24,503 --> 00:52:27,900 Hey, Ump, get off your knees. You're blowin' the game! 789 00:52:33,004 --> 00:52:36,095 Al Waterman. Have a sponge, young man. 790 00:52:36,238 --> 00:52:38,601 She's killing me with the laptop. 791 00:52:38,737 --> 00:52:40,998 Sitting there doing her homework. 792 00:52:41,137 --> 00:52:43,694 So, when do you find out about this promotion thing? 793 00:52:43,837 --> 00:52:45,826 Uh, next month. 794 00:52:46,004 --> 00:52:50,902 Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long I gotta put up with this at the ball games. 795 00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:54,594 - Ben, this is my third game this week. - Oh, no, I know that. 796 00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:57,670 And I always have to leave at 6:00 to be here on time. 797 00:52:57,805 --> 00:53:00,964 And then we don't get home till 11:00, then you and I go at it all night... 798 00:53:01,105 --> 00:53:02,968 and then that's all time lost. 799 00:53:03,105 --> 00:53:04,968 Really? 800 00:53:05,105 --> 00:53:07,593 Well, when I say lost, I mean it's time that I have to make up. 801 00:53:07,738 --> 00:53:11,033 - I know. - You know? I already got my ass chewed out- 802 00:53:11,172 --> 00:53:13,070 - Hot dogs here! - by my boss this week, okay? 803 00:53:13,205 --> 00:53:15,329 - Yo! - Hot dogs! 804 00:53:15,472 --> 00:53:17,267 - Fenway Frank? - Blech. 805 00:53:17,405 --> 00:53:20,564 One, please. Mustard, please. Thank you. What do I owe? 806 00:53:44,306 --> 00:53:47,136 No, they didn't find anything. She's fine. I swear. 807 00:53:47,273 --> 00:53:49,136 She's lying down right now. 808 00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:51,568 Molly? Okay, there's another phone call coming in, okay? 809 00:53:51,707 --> 00:53:53,934 Check in later. Okay, bye-bye. 810 00:53:54,107 --> 00:53:57,368 Hello. Troy. 811 00:53:57,506 --> 00:54:01,995 You're kidding me. Now? All right, thanks. Bye. 812 00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:04,003 Honey, you're on television. 813 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,503 Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac. 814 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,697 The Red Sox picked up the "W." There was a scary moment though in this one in the sixth inning... 815 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,135 when Miguel Tejada hit a vicious foul ball off Mike Myers... 816 00:54:14,274 --> 00:54:16,137 that actually hit a woman. 817 00:54:18,574 --> 00:54:20,631 The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats. 818 00:54:20,774 --> 00:54:23,035 - That had to hurt. - Oh! 819 00:54:25,674 --> 00:54:27,697 She was transported to a local hospital... 820 00:54:27,874 --> 00:54:31,431 but fortunately she was released and she's gonna be all right. 821 00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:40,270 It wasn't that bad actually. 822 00:54:40,408 --> 00:54:42,805 It was actually very ladylike. 823 00:54:42,941 --> 00:54:47,396 I mean, you just kind of... slinked out of your chair. 824 00:54:47,542 --> 00:54:49,405 It was pretty limber. 825 00:54:50,609 --> 00:54:54,006 - All right. I'll let you sleep. - No, Ben. 826 00:54:54,142 --> 00:54:56,471 Gah! 827 00:54:56,609 --> 00:54:58,836 You have a whole not her head up there. 828 00:54:59,009 --> 00:55:02,463 Yeah, well, the one that can talk needs to say something. 829 00:55:04,243 --> 00:55:06,868 I don't think that I should go to the games anymore. 830 00:55:07,009 --> 00:55:10,441 Why? Because of this? 831 00:55:10,576 --> 00:55:14,372 No, because I'm becoming someone that I hate. 832 00:55:14,509 --> 00:55:19,237 Someone who gets a boyfriend, and poof, their entire prior life just vanishes. 833 00:55:19,376 --> 00:55:22,274 I have to focus on my work right now. I have to. 834 00:55:22,409 --> 00:55:26,773 And besides, you'll have such a better time if you go with Troy or Gerard... 835 00:55:26,910 --> 00:55:29,137 or the bald anesthesiologist. 836 00:55:29,277 --> 00:55:31,038 Come on. You have to go. Please? 837 00:55:31,177 --> 00:55:35,166 Listen. You go to the games, and I'll stay at the office. 838 00:55:35,344 --> 00:55:39,742 And when the game is over, you'll come racing home like you’re scoring the winning run... 839 00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:41,933 and I'll be here waiting. 840 00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,906 Waiting? 841 00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:46,167 I'll be waiting. 842 00:55:46,310 --> 00:55:48,173 What, you'll be waiting for me? 843 00:55:48,310 --> 00:55:50,173 - Yeah. - Ooh. 844 00:55:50,310 --> 00:55:54,208 You know, all this talk about waiting is making me not wanna wait. 845 00:55:55,278 --> 00:55:57,141 Ben, I'm concussed. 846 00:55:57,278 --> 00:56:00,267 Yeah, that's kind of the way I like it. 847 00:56:00,378 --> 00:56:02,775 I have to keep the peas on my forehead. 848 00:56:02,911 --> 00:56:05,672 - Okay, try to balance it. - Okay. It's- 849 00:56:09,944 --> 00:56:12,432 Hi. 850 00:56:12,612 --> 00:56:14,544 Hello. 851 00:56:14,712 --> 00:56:18,144 I told your bosses, but I wanted to tell you. 852 00:56:18,278 --> 00:56:20,267 The work you did for us was brilliant. 853 00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:23,570 Oh. Well, I really appreciate you saying that. 854 00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:26,905 - Uh, Patrick Lyons, this is Carrie. - Nice to see you again. 855 00:56:27,045 --> 00:56:28,977 - Nice to see you. - Excuse me. 856 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:32,905 You know, they're really very lucky to have you here. 857 00:56:33,045 --> 00:56:38,205 Oh, I feel the same way to be here. I feel very lucky. 858 00:56:40,045 --> 00:56:43,204 Here, I got it. 859 00:56:43,379 --> 00:56:45,936 - Um, thank you. - You're welcome. 860 00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:50,476 I was, um, just trying to get comfortable. 861 00:56:50,613 --> 00:56:53,772 Well, don't get too comfortable, you might fall asleep. 862 00:56:53,946 --> 00:56:56,969 Come on! Come on! Use your brain! 863 00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:59,977 Use your brain! Oh, they're in the lead. We almost have an answer. 864 00:57:00,113 --> 00:57:01,976 Who's ahead? Oh, Tammy's in the lead. 865 00:57:02,113 --> 00:57:04,601 We might have a winner! We might have a winner right here! 866 00:57:04,746 --> 00:57:09,303 Tammy won! 37' 2", the Green Monster. 867 00:57:09,447 --> 00:57:12,436 Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have our home game. Don, what does she win? 868 00:57:12,614 --> 00:57:16,011 Excuse me. It's a little loud, don’t you think? 869 00:57:17,347 --> 00:57:19,835 Sorry, Mr. Ennis. The kids' drugs just kicked in. 870 00:57:20,014 --> 00:57:21,980 Oh, ha ha. 871 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,942 Teenage drug use. That's great fodder for comedy. 872 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:34,302 All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up. 873 00:57:34,448 --> 00:57:37,073 Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st- 874 00:57:37,214 --> 00:57:40,839 Hey, back off!. Back, back, back, you animals! 875 00:57:40,981 --> 00:57:45,879 Back! Hey, one of the 10 problems on your handout will be on the test. 876 00:57:46,048 --> 00:57:49,014 I'm not gonna tell you which one, so you’re gonna have to learn all of them. 877 00:57:49,182 --> 00:57:51,045 Seven. 878 00:57:51,182 --> 00:57:54,545 Seven. 879 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:03,442 All right, study, you maniacs. 880 00:58:03,582 --> 00:58:07,639 Remember, this Saturday is fall tryouts for next spring's J.V. baseball. 881 00:58:07,782 --> 00:58:10,748 Just to avoid the confusion we had last year, let me say this year... 882 00:58:10,882 --> 00:58:13,507 - we're looking for good players. - Hi. 883 00:58:13,649 --> 00:58:15,581 Hey. 884 00:58:15,716 --> 00:58:19,671 - How are you doing? - I have very exciting news. I couldn't wait to tell you. 885 00:58:19,849 --> 00:58:21,781 - You got the promotion. - No, no. 886 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:25,746 Mr. Myerson did call me into his office right after we spoke. I was trying to play it cool. 887 00:58:25,882 --> 00:58:28,609 But between you and me, I was ready to wash his balls. 888 00:58:28,749 --> 00:58:31,510 Yeah, see, that joke's not fun for me. 889 00:58:31,650 --> 00:58:34,172 I'm sorry. Let me explain. 890 00:58:34,316 --> 00:58:37,543 There is this European company that we're trying to make a deal with, okay? 891 00:58:37,683 --> 00:58:39,546 And what they do- You know what? 892 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:42,581 The point is they're sending me to Paris to close the deal. 893 00:58:42,717 --> 00:58:45,774 - Wow! - And I am taking vous. 894 00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:47,906 - Moi? - Oui! 895 00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:50,174 Taking me to Paris? 896 00:58:50,317 --> 00:58:52,805 Oh, this is gonna be so great. 897 00:58:52,984 --> 00:58:56,041 Okay, I'm gonna cash in my first-class ticket and get two seats. 898 00:58:56,217 --> 00:58:59,614 All you have to do, Mr. Wrightman, is call in sick tomorrow... 899 00:58:59,783 --> 00:59:02,408 - and we're on our way. - Wait, it's tomorrow? 900 00:59:02,551 --> 00:59:04,641 - Mm-hmm. - This weekend? It's now? 901 00:59:04,784 --> 00:59:07,215 Yeah, we'll fly back Sunday afternoon, but with the time change... 902 00:59:07,351 --> 00:59:09,214 you'll be back at work on Monday morning. 903 00:59:12,517 --> 00:59:16,472 Oh, yeah, uh, I- I gotta be honest. 904 00:59:16,618 --> 00:59:20,710 This isn't the best weekend for me. I'm kind of swamped. 905 00:59:20,851 --> 00:59:22,817 Oh, no. Do you have a lot of work? 906 00:59:22,951 --> 00:59:26,144 Uh, we're two games out of first, with three weeks left. 907 00:59:26,318 --> 00:59:29,182 Seattle's coming in this weekend, and, I mean- 908 00:59:29,318 --> 00:59:31,250 This is when they need me. 909 00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:33,283 They need you? 910 00:59:35,118 --> 00:59:37,583 Wait a second. I was just thinking about it. That's all. 911 00:59:37,719 --> 00:59:43,242 A tip, Ben. When your girlfriend says, "Let's go to Paris for the weekend," you go. 912 00:59:43,385 --> 00:59:45,748 All right, all right. I'll go. I'll go. 913 00:59:45,885 --> 00:59:49,840 You'll go? You know what? I have a better idea. I think I'll take him. 914 00:59:55,419 --> 00:59:57,317 Hey. Just slow down a second, okay? 915 00:59:57,453 --> 01:00:00,078 Just go and enjoy your ball game. 916 01:00:00,253 --> 01:00:03,650 You know, this is the second day in a row you've snapped at me. 917 01:00:03,820 --> 01:00:07,115 - I'm late. - Fine. Go. 918 01:00:07,253 --> 01:00:09,445 No, Ben. 919 01:00:09,586 --> 01:00:11,847 I'm late. 920 01:00:17,053 --> 01:00:18,985 How- How late? 921 01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,509 Um, a week and a half. 922 01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:26,351 Okay. That's not that late. Right? 923 01:00:26,487 --> 01:00:28,850 No. It is for me. 924 01:00:28,987 --> 01:00:32,646 Okay. Well, you know what? I mean, we're not the first people to- 925 01:00:32,821 --> 01:00:35,446 to, you know- to- 'cause, you know, when two people- 926 01:00:35,621 --> 01:00:37,711 - You know. - Deep breaths, Ben. 927 01:00:37,887 --> 01:00:41,375 Yeah. Why-Why didn't you say something? 928 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:43,883 Why? So we could both freak out? 929 01:00:44,021 --> 01:00:47,078 I mean, I wanted to wait for the right moment. 930 01:00:47,221 --> 01:00:49,482 And then when this trip came up, I thought... 931 01:00:49,621 --> 01:00:51,678 we'll go to Paris, and I'll tell you there... 932 01:00:51,821 --> 01:00:53,878 because that did seem special. 933 01:00:54,021 --> 01:00:57,783 But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window. 934 01:00:57,921 --> 01:01:02,013 You see the Mariners are coming and Pedro's pitching Friday night. 935 01:01:02,154 --> 01:01:04,017 Saturday. Schilling's on Friday. 936 01:01:04,154 --> 01:01:07,245 Look. I- I admit I should have reacted differently. 937 01:01:07,421 --> 01:01:10,387 If I ever build a time machine, that's the first place I'm going back to. 938 01:01:10,555 --> 01:01:12,782 I'll be like, "Paris, whoo! I'm in. " 939 01:01:12,922 --> 01:01:15,581 Uh, I- Really, I'm sorry. 940 01:01:15,722 --> 01:01:17,779 That's all right. 941 01:01:17,922 --> 01:01:20,444 But I have a 4:00 flight that I have to catch. 942 01:01:20,588 --> 01:01:23,520 All right. I can pack my bags. We can put some stuff together. We can make this. 943 01:01:23,655 --> 01:01:26,485 No, it's okay. The trip is already off to a weird start. 944 01:01:26,623 --> 01:01:28,521 - Y- - Let's just talk about it when I get back. 945 01:01:28,656 --> 01:01:29,644 - You sure? - Yeah. 946 01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:30,755 - You're sure? - Yeah. 947 01:01:30,889 --> 01:01:32,752 I could tell them I'm leaving right now. 948 01:01:32,889 --> 01:01:34,752 - We're going. - No. It's okay. 949 01:01:34,889 --> 01:01:36,912 You gonna be all right? 950 01:01:39,123 --> 01:01:41,611 If you give me a kiss and wish me luck. 951 01:01:44,190 --> 01:01:46,951 - Good luck. - Way to go, Mr. W. 952 01:01:47,090 --> 01:01:48,953 Yeah. 953 01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:51,487 Okay. I'll see you in a couple days. Okay? 954 01:01:51,623 --> 01:01:54,316 - Yeah. - Okay. 955 01:02:07,156 --> 01:02:09,815 Are you smoking? What are you doing? I'm a teacher. 956 01:02:09,957 --> 01:02:12,354 That's an insult. Put it out. 957 01:02:14,258 --> 01:02:16,190 Get back in class. Come on. 958 01:02:18,957 --> 01:02:22,445 So, the 30-year-old is on course. He is the four-time- 959 01:02:31,591 --> 01:02:34,079 - Hello? - I got it. 960 01:02:35,424 --> 01:02:37,413 - Linds? - Mmm. 961 01:02:37,558 --> 01:02:39,682 I got it. 962 01:02:39,825 --> 01:02:42,552 - The promotion? - My period. 963 01:02:46,591 --> 01:02:49,386 I can tell you were sleeping, so I'll call you later. 964 01:02:49,525 --> 01:02:52,355 No, no, no. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. 965 01:02:52,492 --> 01:02:54,787 No, it's okay. 966 01:02:54,925 --> 01:02:57,015 I'll see you tomorrow. 967 01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:04,285 - Hey, Linds. - Yeah? 968 01:03:05,425 --> 01:03:08,152 Are you okay? 969 01:03:08,292 --> 01:03:10,224 Yeah. 970 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:19,188 - Safe flight. - Okay. Bye. 971 01:04:28,629 --> 01:04:30,595 - I'll get it. - No. I got it. I got it. 972 01:04:30,762 --> 01:04:32,886 - Thank you. - Want me to take it up? 973 01:04:33,062 --> 01:04:35,357 No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs. 974 01:04:36,662 --> 01:04:39,150 Bye. 975 01:04:39,296 --> 01:04:40,574 Hey. Linds. Uh- 976 01:04:40,609 --> 01:04:41,852 Hey. Linds. Uh- 977 01:04:46,029 --> 01:04:48,790 Did, uh- Did you want a baby? 978 01:04:50,129 --> 01:04:51,992 Eventually. 979 01:04:53,296 --> 01:04:55,488 Well, eventually you will. 980 01:04:57,062 --> 01:04:59,391 Well, it certainly got me thinking. That's for sure. 981 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:04,017 - What do you mean? - Ben. 982 01:05:04,197 --> 01:05:06,458 If I’m with a guy for 11 months... 983 01:05:06,596 --> 01:05:08,528 and I think I might be having his child... 984 01:05:08,663 --> 01:05:10,924 I'm gonna ask myself, "Is this the guy?" 985 01:05:11,063 --> 01:05:14,495 And if it is, "What's this going to be like?" 986 01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:18,392 You know, if we’re to be Mr. and Mrs. Ben and Lindsey, how's this going to work? 987 01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:20,587 It's like Robin's birthday party. 988 01:05:20,731 --> 01:05:25,459 The minute I got the invitation, I had to run to the refrigerator and check the Red Sox schedule. 989 01:05:25,597 --> 01:05:28,085 And the Yankees are playing, so I know I'm going stag. 990 01:05:28,230 --> 01:05:32,457 And that's okay. I'm fine with that. But how far does it go? 991 01:05:32,631 --> 01:05:34,858 You know, "Grandma, don't die because... 992 01:05:35,031 --> 01:05:36,963 "the Red Sox are going out on the road... 993 01:05:37,098 --> 01:05:39,359 so please wait until they come back to die. " 994 01:05:39,497 --> 01:05:43,554 And, "Doctor, induce labor because the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow. " 995 01:05:43,697 --> 01:05:45,686 Do you remember last winter? 996 01:05:45,831 --> 01:05:48,456 This is exactly what you liked about me. 997 01:05:48,598 --> 01:05:53,656 That I was capable of having a passionate commitment with something. Uh, a devotion. 998 01:05:53,798 --> 01:05:57,662 Yes, but you feel it for the Red Sox, and I was hoping that someday... 999 01:05:57,798 --> 01:06:00,286 you might redirect that. 1000 01:06:02,865 --> 01:06:05,956 All those things that you feel for that team... 1001 01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:09,825 I feel them too- for you. 1002 01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:28,154 You know what she's saying to me, Ryan? She's saying I have an addiction. 1003 01:06:28,299 --> 01:06:30,594 Really? Well, you work 90 hours a week. 1004 01:06:30,733 --> 01:06:34,392 You know, that- But I guess that addiction's more socially acceptable, you know. 1005 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:36,395 Am I wrong? Am I wrong? 1006 01:06:36,532 --> 01:06:39,827 Well, nobody's really wrong in these situations. 1007 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,057 I mean, you have wants and needs. 1008 01:06:42,233 --> 01:06:44,562 She likewise. 1009 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,188 Wait for your pitch, Miosky! 1010 01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:52,326 But she's great. She's great. 1011 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,625 Definitely the best girl I've ever gone out with. 1012 01:06:54,767 --> 01:06:58,290 The- The smartest, the funniest, the best-looking. 1013 01:06:58,433 --> 01:07:00,557 The sex is like the- Well- 1014 01:07:02,167 --> 01:07:04,826 But there's a reason why she's 30 and not married. 1015 01:07:04,967 --> 01:07:08,455 I mean, you gotta see the big deal she's making about her friend's birthday party. 1016 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,327 Oh, God. She's making a federal case about it. 1017 01:07:11,468 --> 01:07:15,230 I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night? What if I had a second job? 1018 01:07:15,401 --> 01:07:18,390 You know? What if I was doing charity work? Is that cool? 1019 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:22,022 What if I’m, like, finishing a painting? Is that-You understand me now? 1020 01:07:22,201 --> 01:07:24,064 See my point? It's not the time. 1021 01:07:24,201 --> 01:07:26,496 It's she doesn't respect how I'm spending my time. 1022 01:07:26,635 --> 01:07:29,066 And now she expects me to miss a Yankees game? 1023 01:07:29,202 --> 01:07:31,065 Whatever. 1024 01:07:31,202 --> 01:07:33,497 Let's go, Murph. You're up. 1025 01:07:34,868 --> 01:07:36,766 All right, Mr. Wrightman. I gotta bat. 1026 01:07:36,901 --> 01:07:40,128 Let me just leave you with this thought. 1027 01:07:40,269 --> 01:07:42,201 You love the Sox. 1028 01:07:42,335 --> 01:07:44,493 But have they ever loved you back? 1029 01:07:50,168 --> 01:07:53,191 Who are you, Dr. Phil? Get out of here. Go hit- Go swing the bat. 1030 01:07:57,302 --> 01:08:01,666 The Red Sox started off tonight three games behind the Yankees. 1031 01:08:01,802 --> 01:08:06,700 Pedro delivers. The ball is lined over Bellhorn's head into right center field. 1032 01:08:06,836 --> 01:08:11,359 That'll get another run across as the Yankees extend their lead. 1033 01:08:21,169 --> 01:08:25,226 Benny boy, I still can't believe you're not at the Yankee game. 1034 01:08:25,403 --> 01:08:28,233 Yeah, well, if the Yankees looked that good in a dress... 1035 01:08:28,370 --> 01:08:30,699 I'd be at the game. 1036 01:08:45,671 --> 01:08:49,194 There's no way to measure what she is worth. 1037 01:08:49,337 --> 01:08:52,064 I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. 1038 01:08:52,237 --> 01:08:54,464 Her, uh- 1039 01:08:54,638 --> 01:08:57,695 Hang on. Hang on. Okay. "I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. 1040 01:08:57,871 --> 01:08:59,769 "Her face, her form, her sweet, loving smile. 1041 01:08:59,904 --> 01:09:03,301 And she even lets me dance around in her panties once in a while. " 1042 01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:05,699 My parents are here! 1043 01:09:05,838 --> 01:09:09,235 Really embarrassing. Really bad. 1044 01:09:09,372 --> 01:09:11,099 I love you, birthday girl. 1045 01:09:11,238 --> 01:09:13,999 I love you. 1046 01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:18,329 Yankee bats have come alive tonight. 1047 01:10:18,474 --> 01:10:20,803 - What's up, my man? - Oh. The game. 1048 01:10:20,941 --> 01:10:23,873 No, no. Hey. It's fine. It's fine. 1049 01:10:24,008 --> 01:10:25,871 - It's fine. - Okay. 1050 01:10:26,008 --> 01:10:28,940 None have been successful so far against this powerful Yankee offense. 1051 01:10:29,074 --> 01:10:30,937 6-0, Yankees. 1052 01:10:31,074 --> 01:10:34,233 Timlin ready to face the left fielder, Hideki Matsui. Timlin to the belt. 1053 01:10:34,408 --> 01:10:36,374 Here's the pitch. 1054 01:10:36,541 --> 01:10:38,473 Swung on. A drive hit high and deep. 1055 01:10:38,642 --> 01:10:40,574 And this one is gone. 1056 01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:43,299 - 7-0. - Matsui has hit his second home run of the night. 1057 01:10:43,441 --> 01:10:44,872 Hey. It's only a game. 1058 01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:51,005 That was like- 1059 01:10:52,209 --> 01:10:54,606 Yeah. 1060 01:10:54,742 --> 01:10:56,832 I mean- I mean, you were- 1061 01:10:57,908 --> 01:11:00,203 Thank you. 1062 01:11:00,342 --> 01:11:03,172 Not- Not just physically. 1063 01:11:03,309 --> 01:11:07,764 I mean, it felt like- like we were- 1064 01:11:09,075 --> 01:11:11,007 Mm-hmm. 1065 01:11:13,442 --> 01:11:16,306 I think this might be the greatest night of my life. 1066 01:11:30,010 --> 01:11:32,237 Hello. 1067 01:11:32,377 --> 01:11:36,173 Hold on. I think it's Troy. It's really noisy. 1068 01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:40,032 - Hey. Do you want some food? - Yeah. 1069 01:11:40,210 --> 01:11:42,607 - Okay. - Hello? 1070 01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:48,002 - Hey, what's that noise? - Ben, we won! We won! 1071 01:11:48,144 --> 01:11:50,541 We were losing 7-0 in the bottom of the ninth! 1072 01:11:50,677 --> 01:11:52,869 We scored eight runs! Ten straight hits! 1073 01:11:53,011 --> 01:11:56,704 It was unbelievable, man! It's the greatest night in the history of Fenway Park! 1074 01:11:56,844 --> 01:12:00,332 Can you hear this? It's bedlam here, man! 1075 01:12:00,478 --> 01:12:04,342 Yes! By- By the end, the stands were literally shaking! 1076 01:12:04,478 --> 01:12:07,932 The fire marshal had to get the- to stop jumping up and down! 1077 01:12:09,811 --> 01:12:12,003 The one game you missed! 1078 01:12:12,144 --> 01:12:15,042 You missed the greatest game ever! 1079 01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:22,866 This is an historic night, Natalie. 1080 01:12:23,012 --> 01:12:28,706 And word is these tickets stubs are already getting $200 on the street. 1081 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:32,868 I have seen at least a dozen women celebrating topless in the streets. 1082 01:12:33,012 --> 01:12:37,205 Moments ago I witnessed a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle. 1083 01:12:37,345 --> 01:12:40,742 I have seen police officers toasting beer with underage children. 1084 01:12:40,879 --> 01:12:42,742 It is absolute bedlam down here. 1085 01:12:42,879 --> 01:12:45,868 Right now I think we're witnessing the largest conga line ever. 1086 01:12:46,046 --> 01:12:50,172 I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, you're missing one heck of a party. 1087 01:13:01,313 --> 01:13:04,006 Hi. Would you like an omelet? 1088 01:13:05,713 --> 01:13:07,645 They... won. 1089 01:13:07,780 --> 01:13:09,712 The Red Sox? 1090 01:13:09,847 --> 01:13:12,677 Oh, good! This really is your night. 1091 01:13:12,813 --> 01:13:16,802 No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7. 1092 01:13:16,947 --> 01:13:20,379 It was the best game ever. I- I can't- 1093 01:13:20,513 --> 01:13:22,445 I- I never miss a game. 1094 01:13:22,613 --> 01:13:24,602 Ever. This is like a nightmare. 1095 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:27,678 No, this is beyond that. This is like a punishment from God or something. 1096 01:13:27,813 --> 01:13:30,608 Two minutes ago you said this was the best night of your life. 1097 01:13:30,747 --> 01:13:33,372 Yeah. Two minutes ago it was. 1098 01:13:33,514 --> 01:13:36,036 Hey. I didn't tell you not to go. 1099 01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:38,043 Oh, no. No, no. Of course not. No. 1100 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:41,078 You had nothing to do with it. I just suddenly had a whim... 1101 01:13:41,214 --> 01:13:44,611 after 11 years of never missing an inning, to suddenly not go to a Yankees game. 1102 01:13:44,748 --> 01:13:47,043 Hey. 1103 01:13:48,681 --> 01:13:51,306 Wasn't it you yourself that said just tonight... 1104 01:13:51,447 --> 01:13:53,310 "It's only a game"? 1105 01:13:53,482 --> 01:13:56,107 Oh, that's great. That's great. Pile it on. Yeah. 1106 01:13:56,282 --> 01:13:59,305 - Kick me when I'm down. That's great. - It is just a game. 1107 01:13:59,482 --> 01:14:01,640 Clearly, it's not just a game! 1108 01:14:01,782 --> 01:14:04,839 If it was, then obviously I wouldn't care about it this much. 1109 01:14:04,981 --> 01:14:06,844 Twenty-three years. 1110 01:14:06,981 --> 01:14:09,412 Do you still care about anything you cared about 23 years ago? 1111 01:14:09,548 --> 01:14:12,672 How about 10? How about five? 1112 01:14:12,815 --> 01:14:15,838 Name me a single thing that you’ve cared about for 23 years. 1113 01:14:17,615 --> 01:14:22,547 Yeah. No, um, there isn't actually anything I've wanted for 23 years... 1114 01:14:22,682 --> 01:14:25,375 because 23 years ago I was seven... 1115 01:14:25,516 --> 01:14:30,039 and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio, I would think that my life went terribly wrong. 1116 01:14:32,249 --> 01:14:35,181 I- I just thought tonight was so different. 1117 01:14:35,349 --> 01:14:37,281 You broke my heart, Ben. 1118 01:14:38,416 --> 01:14:40,348 Hey. 1119 01:14:56,716 --> 01:14:58,705 Awesome! Whoo-hoo! 1120 01:14:58,850 --> 01:15:00,713 Wow! 1121 01:15:00,883 --> 01:15:01,906 - Wow! - Yeah, baby! 1122 01:15:06,450 --> 01:15:09,938 Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season... 1123 01:15:10,084 --> 01:15:12,276 has certainly taken a turn for the worse. 1124 01:15:13,984 --> 01:15:18,313 Losing the last three games, and today trailing to the Texas Rangers. 1125 01:15:18,450 --> 01:15:20,348 Curse of the Bam bi no. 1126 01:15:20,485 --> 01:15:22,882 T o think we quit our jobs for that road trip. 1127 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,950 It's not a curse. 1128 01:15:25,084 --> 01:15:28,481 Did you know the Titanic sank the same week Fenway Park opened? 1129 01:15:28,618 --> 01:15:30,607 April 1912. 1130 01:15:35,051 --> 01:15:37,812 Oh, you- 1131 01:15:37,952 --> 01:15:40,179 Well, that's it. 1132 01:15:40,318 --> 01:15:42,250 The Yankees officially clinch the division. 1133 01:15:42,418 --> 01:15:45,906 Seven years in a row now, we finish with our faces in their butts. 1134 01:15:46,052 --> 01:15:49,211 Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, okay? 1135 01:15:49,352 --> 01:15:51,284 We still have the wild card. 1136 01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:54,816 Oh, that's easy. First we gotta beat Oakland or Anaheim- on the road. 1137 01:15:54,952 --> 01:15:57,349 Then we gotta play the Yankees in the House of Pain. 1138 01:15:57,486 --> 01:16:00,179 Why do we inflict this on ourselves? 1139 01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:02,181 Why? 1140 01:16:02,319 --> 01:16:04,182 I'll tell you why. 1141 01:16:04,319 --> 01:16:06,648 'Cause the Red Sox never let you down. 1142 01:16:06,819 --> 01:16:09,614 - Huh? - That's right. I mean- 1143 01:16:09,753 --> 01:16:12,776 Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series in a century or so? 1144 01:16:12,953 --> 01:16:15,316 So what? They're here. 1145 01:16:15,452 --> 01:16:17,781 Every April, they're here. 1146 01:16:17,919 --> 01:16:21,316 At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game. 1147 01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:24,782 And if it gets rained out, guess what. They make it up to you. 1148 01:16:24,919 --> 01:16:27,111 Does anyone else in your life do that? 1149 01:16:27,253 --> 01:16:29,048 The Red Sox don't get divorced. 1150 01:16:29,186 --> 01:16:32,549 This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you. 1151 01:16:32,687 --> 01:16:35,380 You know, I don't ask her to give up her family, do I? 1152 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:39,543 Come on! Let's get some runs! Let's get some runs! 1153 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:43,345 You know the best part? I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan. 1154 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,543 I mean, I'm tough. I've been through a lot in this park, man. 1155 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,185 I can take this. 1156 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:51,979 Because I am bulletproof. 1157 01:16:59,221 --> 01:17:03,585 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1158 01:17:03,721 --> 01:17:08,153 Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it! 1159 01:17:12,554 --> 01:17:15,019 Open the door, man! 1160 01:17:15,155 --> 01:17:17,053 Little roller up along first. 1161 01:17:17,188 --> 01:17:21,086 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1162 01:17:21,255 --> 01:17:23,447 - Oh, my God. - The Buckner game? 1163 01:17:23,589 --> 01:17:25,679 - I thought you took that away from him! - I did! 1164 01:17:25,822 --> 01:17:28,117 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1165 01:17:30,322 --> 01:17:32,254 And the Mets win it! 1166 01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:43,248 It wasn't just Buckner. Stanley screwed him. 1167 01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:45,253 He didn't cover first. 1168 01:17:45,390 --> 01:17:48,379 - Where'd you get this? - I- I don't remember. 1169 01:17:48,556 --> 01:17:51,215 Don't lie to me. Right. Do you have anymore of these? 1170 01:17:51,390 --> 01:17:53,288 Huh? Where's your stash? 1171 01:17:53,423 --> 01:17:55,389 Ben, this isn't helping you. 1172 01:17:55,556 --> 01:17:59,044 You understand that? This solves nothing! 1173 01:17:59,189 --> 01:18:01,121 Ben, look at you. 1174 01:18:01,256 --> 01:18:03,119 Yeah, leave me alone. 1175 01:18:05,456 --> 01:18:08,445 - All right. Let's clean him up. - Come on. 1176 01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:11,249 - I let her down. - Let's go. 1177 01:18:11,391 --> 01:18:13,448 - I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox. 1178 01:18:13,590 --> 01:18:15,647 - I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox. 1179 01:18:15,790 --> 01:18:18,278 Get him up on the shoulder there, Gerard. 1180 01:18:18,424 --> 01:18:20,651 I got the shoulder right now. 1181 01:18:20,823 --> 01:18:24,118 - What are you doing? - Relax. I'm a doctor. 1182 01:18:24,257 --> 01:18:28,155 Yeah, well, not to pry, Doc, but why are you shaving my balls? 1183 01:18:30,124 --> 01:18:33,215 - Well, if you don't want me to- - No, I don't want you to. 1184 01:18:33,357 --> 01:18:35,323 - Whatever. - Hey. 1185 01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:45,917 - Bottom of the 10th. - Swing and a fly ball to left field! Way back! 1186 01:18:46,058 --> 01:18:48,148 Way back! The Red Sox are going... 1187 01:18:48,292 --> 01:18:51,019 to the American League Championship Series... 1188 01:18:51,158 --> 01:18:54,124 on the back of David Ortiz! 1189 01:18:54,292 --> 01:18:56,281 Al I right. You've been waiting al I year for this. 1190 01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:59,083 The Yankees, Red Sox, the best rivalry in sports starts tonight. 1191 01:18:59,258 --> 01:19:01,621 8:00, Yankee Stadium. Let's get it on. 1192 01:19:01,759 --> 01:19:04,816 The 2-2 pitch. Mueller back to Rivera. 1193 01:19:04,959 --> 01:19:07,618 To second for one. On to first. Double play! 1194 01:19:07,759 --> 01:19:11,020 And the Yankees take game one. 1195 01:19:11,159 --> 01:19:14,283 The Yankees are a strike away. Here's a 1-2 pitch. 1196 01:19:14,426 --> 01:19:17,153 Struck him out swinging That'll wrap it up. 1197 01:19:17,293 --> 01:19:21,691 For the second night in a row, the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox. 1198 01:19:22,826 --> 01:19:25,758 Here's a 2-0. Mueller flies to center. 1199 01:19:25,893 --> 01:19:28,484 Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it. 1200 01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:32,319 The end of a long night, and perhaps the end for the Boston Red Sox... 1201 01:19:32,493 --> 01:19:36,255 losing tonight 19-8, now falling in the series three games to none. 1202 01:19:36,393 --> 01:19:38,858 I mean, this thing is over. They keep swinging the bats... 1203 01:19:38,993 --> 01:19:40,891 the way they are, Don, this thing's done. 1204 01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:47,687 19-8. Good God. 1205 01:19:47,826 --> 01:19:51,280 Will you stop saying that? Okay? 1206 01:19:51,427 --> 01:19:54,257 - Now, who we pitching tomorrow? - What's the difference? 1207 01:19:54,394 --> 01:19:56,451 We're losing three games to nothing to the Yankees. 1208 01:19:56,594 --> 01:19:59,718 In a hundred years, no team in the play-offs has ever come back from that. 1209 01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:03,588 It's over. It's finished. Bye. Wave to it. Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie. 1210 01:20:03,761 --> 01:20:07,318 Oh. Isn't that Jason Varitek? 1211 01:20:08,661 --> 01:20:10,751 Yeah. That is him. 1212 01:20:10,894 --> 01:20:12,792 With Johnny Damon and Trot. 1213 01:20:12,927 --> 01:20:15,324 - They're eating. - So what? 1214 01:20:15,461 --> 01:20:18,620 So what? We're sitting here dining on our guts over the Red Sox. 1215 01:20:18,762 --> 01:20:21,557 And there three members of the Red Sox are eating. 1216 01:20:21,695 --> 01:20:23,684 With gusto? 1217 01:20:23,828 --> 01:20:25,952 - Ironic. - Ironic? 1218 01:20:26,094 --> 01:20:29,026 Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer if he saw this. 1219 01:20:29,161 --> 01:20:31,127 Would you please be cool? 1220 01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:33,419 Why shouldn't they eat? 1221 01:20:33,595 --> 01:20:36,493 They-They played hard. They did their best. Move on. 1222 01:20:39,528 --> 01:20:41,426 I kind of envy these guys. 1223 01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:44,426 You know. No. They understand something that we don't. 1224 01:20:44,562 --> 01:20:47,426 Their whole life isn't out in that field. 1225 01:20:47,562 --> 01:20:49,652 It's their job. It's not an obsession. 1226 01:20:51,062 --> 01:20:53,323 My God! 1227 01:20:53,462 --> 01:20:55,325 It's official. I'm an idiot. 1228 01:21:06,263 --> 01:21:08,592 That's funny because I was gonna- 1229 01:21:12,829 --> 01:21:14,852 - Can you get the door? - Sure. 1230 01:21:18,163 --> 01:21:20,628 Hello. 1231 01:21:21,764 --> 01:21:25,321 Uh, is- is Lindsey- Who are you? 1232 01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,587 I'm Patrick. Who are you? 1233 01:21:27,730 --> 01:21:31,685 - I'm Ben. - Oh, Ernie. Stop it, Ernie. 1234 01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:33,693 - Please. - Hey, Ern. 1235 01:21:33,830 --> 01:21:36,295 Ernie! Ernie, be nice. 1236 01:21:36,431 --> 01:21:39,056 You be a good boy now. 1237 01:21:39,197 --> 01:21:41,129 - Uh- - Come on. Sorry. 1238 01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:44,461 - Ben. - Hi. 1239 01:21:44,598 --> 01:21:47,825 Uh, what are you-what are you, having a party? 1240 01:21:47,964 --> 01:21:51,361 Uh, a group of us, um, just had this work thing... 1241 01:21:51,498 --> 01:21:54,020 and then some of us came back here after. 1242 01:21:55,164 --> 01:21:57,187 Um, I'm gonna talk to him, okay? 1243 01:21:57,331 --> 01:21:59,922 - Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm good. Thanks. 1244 01:22:03,198 --> 01:22:05,663 - Are you- Are you on a date? - No. It's- 1245 01:22:05,798 --> 01:22:08,161 It's a work thing. 1246 01:22:08,299 --> 01:22:11,992 I didn't want to go alone, so, you know- Carrie and Ezra are here as well. 1247 01:22:12,132 --> 01:22:16,564 Oh. So it's a double date. Well, that's- that's perfect. That's great. 1248 01:22:16,699 --> 01:22:20,563 - Ben, what are you doing here? - I- I wanted to talk to you. I- 1249 01:22:22,098 --> 01:22:24,325 I can't believe you’re on a date. This is like- 1250 01:22:24,465 --> 01:22:27,589 - I'm not. - Yeah, well, you know what? Look. I'll call ya. 1251 01:22:27,732 --> 01:22:29,721 Sorry I bothered you. I'll call ya. 1252 01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:32,896 No, no. This is crazy. I'm sorry. 1253 01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:36,226 I came here for a reason. All right. Look. I love you, Lindsey. 1254 01:22:36,366 --> 01:22:39,729 And I think that we should give this another chance. 1255 01:22:41,566 --> 01:22:44,430 - Did you hear me? - Ben- 1256 01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:46,758 Oh- Look, look, look. 1257 01:22:46,932 --> 01:22:49,090 You finish your evening. All right? I'll hang out here... 1258 01:22:49,266 --> 01:22:51,390 and when you're done with your date, we'll get married. 1259 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,932 I don't think so. 1260 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,065 Hey. What are you saying? I mean- 1261 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,166 You know, you said you wanted more. 1262 01:23:02,301 --> 01:23:05,596 I mean, this is as more as there is. There is no more. 1263 01:23:05,733 --> 01:23:08,290 Yes. But this isn’t you. This is the other guy. 1264 01:23:08,434 --> 01:23:10,400 - What other guy? - It's October. 1265 01:23:10,534 --> 01:23:13,931 They're one game from elimination. You're becoming Winter Guy again. 1266 01:23:14,067 --> 01:23:16,259 I already know I like Winter Guy. 1267 01:23:16,401 --> 01:23:18,525 It's Summer Guy that broke my heart. 1268 01:23:18,668 --> 01:23:20,634 Summer Guy is gone. 1269 01:23:20,768 --> 01:23:23,393 Yes, until summer. 1270 01:23:23,567 --> 01:23:26,294 - No, no, no. Look. Lindsey, I realize, like- - Ben... 1271 01:23:27,968 --> 01:23:30,229 just too much has happened. 1272 01:23:32,035 --> 01:23:33,898 Oh. 1273 01:23:34,035 --> 01:23:35,933 All right. Look, look. Uh- 1274 01:23:36,068 --> 01:23:38,431 When the whole baby thing happened, I admit I froze. 1275 01:23:38,568 --> 01:23:41,795 All right. I thought of a million different reasons why I shouldn't be a father. 1276 01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:44,798 But then I thought of a reason why I should. 1277 01:23:44,934 --> 01:23:46,866 Because it would be ours. 1278 01:23:47,001 --> 01:23:49,523 You know, it's pieces of us. And I got so excited. 1279 01:23:49,669 --> 01:23:52,396 I mean, like, I went, and I got a whole bunch of Red Sox toys... 1280 01:23:52,535 --> 01:23:54,727 and a little size-one Red Sox jersey... 1281 01:23:54,902 --> 01:23:57,265 like, for a player to be named later. 1282 01:23:57,402 --> 01:24:00,391 I still have it for... whenever. 1283 01:24:03,503 --> 01:24:06,128 Ben, I just got so hurt. 1284 01:24:06,269 --> 01:24:08,201 Really hurt. 1285 01:24:09,703 --> 01:24:11,669 And sometimes... 1286 01:24:11,803 --> 01:24:13,735 when that happens- 1287 01:24:15,469 --> 01:24:18,957 something inside just shuts off. 1288 01:24:22,269 --> 01:24:25,064 I'm sorry. 1289 01:25:10,738 --> 01:25:12,930 - Oh. None for me. - Oh, come on. 1290 01:25:13,071 --> 01:25:14,696 - Since when did you stop drinking? - Yeah. 1291 01:25:14,838 --> 01:25:17,235 Since I... got pregnant. 1292 01:25:19,371 --> 01:25:22,098 - Molly. - I knew it! 1293 01:25:22,239 --> 01:25:24,205 - You did not. - Mm-hmm. 1294 01:25:24,338 --> 01:25:27,202 I told Lindsey. I said, "Her boobs look engorged. " Was Steve excited? 1295 01:25:27,339 --> 01:25:30,032 Are you kidding? He ran out and bought him- her- 1296 01:25:30,172 --> 01:25:32,229 a little train engineer hat. 1297 01:25:32,372 --> 01:25:34,701 - Oh, I'm sorry. - They do that, don't they? Little hats- 1298 01:25:34,872 --> 01:25:37,667 - Hello. It's Chris! - You gotta come with me. 1299 01:25:37,805 --> 01:25:40,929 - Molly's pregnant. - Mr. Myerson just announced you got the promotion. 1300 01:25:41,072 --> 01:25:44,595 - Oh, God! Sorry. - Oh, my God. Now my breasts are engorged. 1301 01:25:44,739 --> 01:25:47,204 - That was Lindsey. She got her promotion. - He's waiting. 1302 01:25:47,339 --> 01:25:50,532 He's holding champagne. Everybody's got a glass. I told him you're in the ladies' room. 1303 01:25:50,673 --> 01:25:52,536 Oh. Thank you. Okay. 1304 01:25:52,673 --> 01:25:55,639 Well-Wait. I gotta- I'm so sorry. I gotta go. 1305 01:25:55,773 --> 01:25:57,238 Go, go. 1306 01:25:57,373 --> 01:25:59,362 - I gotta go. - Guess what Chris is doing right now. 1307 01:25:59,507 --> 01:26:02,064 He's buying Ben's baseball tickets. 1308 01:26:02,206 --> 01:26:04,069 What? 1309 01:26:04,206 --> 01:26:06,569 Ben is selling Chris his Red Sox tickets. 1310 01:26:06,707 --> 01:26:10,104 - Lindsey, please. Let's go! - Wait. You mean, like, um, for today. 1311 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,638 No. I mean, like, forever. For 125,000, it better be forever. 1312 01:26:14,807 --> 01:26:17,364 Are you guys that rich? 1313 01:26:17,507 --> 01:26:19,530 Yeah. 1314 01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,606 Why don't you dress better? 1315 01:26:21,740 --> 01:26:23,603 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1316 01:26:23,740 --> 01:26:27,069 Ben- my Ben- is selling his Red Sox seats? 1317 01:26:27,207 --> 01:26:30,002 To hell with the seats. They're holding champagne. 1318 01:26:30,141 --> 01:26:32,470 Come on. 1319 01:26:32,608 --> 01:26:35,631 Let's go, Red Sox! 1320 01:26:35,775 --> 01:26:37,798 Let's go, Red Sox! 1321 01:26:39,675 --> 01:26:41,902 You know, what you’re doing is illegal. 1322 01:26:42,074 --> 01:26:44,198 That's right. Technically, if you give up your tickets... 1323 01:26:44,374 --> 01:26:46,340 you're supposed to give 'em to the Red Sox. 1324 01:26:46,508 --> 01:26:49,474 Hey. We're friends. Okay? They'll still be in his name. 1325 01:26:49,641 --> 01:26:52,334 They'll mail them to him, then he'll give them to me. 1326 01:26:52,474 --> 01:26:55,565 - Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you? - He's new. 1327 01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:57,606 I don't know. You want the tickets or not? 1328 01:26:57,741 --> 01:27:00,206 - Come on. Ow! - Shame on you. 1329 01:27:00,375 --> 01:27:02,897 Your Uncle Carl saw 3,000 games from these seats. 1330 01:27:03,042 --> 01:27:06,166 He's gonna come back and haunt you for this. 1331 01:27:06,309 --> 01:27:09,433 Speech! 1332 01:27:11,442 --> 01:27:12,930 Let's go. Come on. 1333 01:27:13,076 --> 01:27:16,042 Well, first, thank you, Mr. Myerson. 1334 01:27:16,176 --> 01:27:17,539 Um- 1335 01:27:17,676 --> 01:27:19,937 The truth is I- I like it here. 1336 01:27:20,076 --> 01:27:21,974 I like this work. 1337 01:27:22,109 --> 01:27:24,802 I know what I'm doing when I'm here. 1338 01:27:25,942 --> 01:27:28,305 I n fact, it's the only place... 1339 01:27:28,443 --> 01:27:30,567 where I know what I'm doing. 1340 01:27:30,709 --> 01:27:33,539 This is, uh, controllable. 1341 01:27:34,810 --> 01:27:36,742 It's safe. 1342 01:27:38,643 --> 01:27:40,370 Oh, my God. 1343 01:27:40,510 --> 01:27:43,669 He's selling his Red Sox tickets for me. 1344 01:27:43,810 --> 01:27:46,776 What have I ever given up for anybody that meant that much? 1345 01:27:46,910 --> 01:27:49,876 I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go. 1346 01:27:50,010 --> 01:27:54,738 You realize you’re selling your seats for exactly the same price they sold Babe Ruth for. 1347 01:27:54,877 --> 01:27:58,536 You said it yourself. Relationships come and go, but the Red Sox are forever. 1348 01:27:58,677 --> 01:28:00,700 I want my sponges back. 1349 01:28:00,843 --> 01:28:04,240 - Would you be selling these tickets if we were winning? - I bet you wouldn't. 1350 01:28:04,377 --> 01:28:06,343 We're never winning. That's the point. 1351 01:28:06,477 --> 01:28:08,409 We're down three games to nothing. It's 4-3. 1352 01:28:08,544 --> 01:28:10,634 They got Rivera warming up in the bull pen. Look. 1353 01:28:10,778 --> 01:28:12,710 Designated hitter. Number 18. 1354 01:28:12,844 --> 01:28:14,707 John Olerud. 1355 01:28:14,844 --> 01:28:17,742 Look. If I keep these seats... 1356 01:28:17,878 --> 01:28:20,036 all I'll think about every time I'm here is- 1357 01:28:21,312 --> 01:28:23,402 is what I gave up for them. 1358 01:28:31,011 --> 01:28:33,238 Excuse me. Is there a ticket window somewhere? 1359 01:28:33,378 --> 01:28:36,003 - Sold out, sweetie. It's the play-offs. - All right. 1360 01:28:36,145 --> 01:28:38,610 - Hey. Hey. You need tickets? - Oh. You too. 1361 01:28:38,745 --> 01:28:40,142 No, no. I got tickets. 1362 01:28:40,278 --> 01:28:43,142 - We-Then why the sign? - That's for the cops. 1363 01:28:43,278 --> 01:28:45,709 Everybody knows when you say you need tickets, means you have tickets. 1364 01:28:45,845 --> 01:28:49,072 - Okay. I need a ticket. - Calm down. I got two. 300 apiece. 1365 01:28:49,212 --> 01:28:51,201 - What? - Hey. The only reason they're that cheap... 1366 01:28:51,346 --> 01:28:53,244 - is because it's the eighth inning. - Fine. 1367 01:28:53,379 --> 01:28:56,174 - I'll take one. - I can't split 'em up. 1368 01:29:01,246 --> 01:29:03,575 - Thank you. - Hey, hey. You know what? 1369 01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:07,509 Since you only need the one ticket, I'll buy the other one back for, like, 50 bucks. 1370 01:29:07,646 --> 01:29:10,134 Oh, okay. That sounds good. Oops. 1371 01:29:10,279 --> 01:29:12,836 Enjoy the game. 1372 01:29:12,980 --> 01:29:16,912 Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back? 1373 01:29:17,047 --> 01:29:20,070 It's- It's not just for her, okay? It's also for me, okay? 1374 01:29:20,213 --> 01:29:23,145 I gotta get my life in order. Some perspective. 1375 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,143 - Some balance. - Hey. We've got a deal. 1376 01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:27,337 I'll buy your seats. 1377 01:29:28,813 --> 01:29:30,676 It's a real ticket. 1378 01:29:30,814 --> 01:29:33,143 Oh, it's a real ticket, but you're at the wrong entrance. 1379 01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:35,871 - You're way over in center field. - I just gotta get in for a minute- 1380 01:29:36,013 --> 01:29:40,445 - That's a ploy. I know it's a ploy. You're in center field. - Fine. 1381 01:29:41,847 --> 01:29:43,813 Groundball to the right side. 1382 01:29:43,947 --> 01:29:46,276 A race to the bag. Rivera is there. 1383 01:29:46,414 --> 01:29:49,278 And the Yankees are three defensive outs away from the World Series. 1384 01:29:49,415 --> 01:29:51,108 Into the ninth. 1385 01:29:54,781 --> 01:29:57,372 Excuse me. 1386 01:29:57,515 --> 01:29:59,639 Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry. 1387 01:29:59,782 --> 01:30:01,748 - Excuse me. - Watch it. 1388 01:30:01,882 --> 01:30:04,006 Excuse me. Sorry. 1389 01:30:08,682 --> 01:30:11,045 - Can I borrow these for a second? Thank you. - Yeah. 1390 01:30:11,182 --> 01:30:13,114 Sure. 1391 01:30:22,648 --> 01:30:24,580 No. 1392 01:30:24,715 --> 01:30:26,681 Why don't you have a cell phone, you idiot? 1393 01:30:26,815 --> 01:30:30,440 Sign by the red tab. Initial by the yellow tabs. 1394 01:30:30,582 --> 01:30:33,412 What are you buying, the stadium? Look at that thing. 1395 01:30:33,582 --> 01:30:36,706 Floyd the Barber, we're not in Mayberry, okay? Thank you. 1396 01:30:38,983 --> 01:30:41,175 Hey. Down in front. Come on, sweetie. 1397 01:30:41,316 --> 01:30:43,248 Hold your horses, buddy. 1398 01:30:45,616 --> 01:30:47,605 Robin. Wait. No. I can't talk right now. 1399 01:30:47,749 --> 01:30:49,873 Listen. I just need Chris's cell phone number. 1400 01:31:02,717 --> 01:31:05,182 That's odd. 1401 01:31:05,317 --> 01:31:07,180 You're having a stroke. Good. 1402 01:31:07,350 --> 01:31:09,407 I don't want to talk now. I'm at the ball game. 1403 01:31:09,583 --> 01:31:10,980 Chris! 1404 01:31:11,117 --> 01:31:12,548 Damn it! 1405 01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:15,409 Ben, come on. 1406 01:31:15,550 --> 01:31:16,913 - Don't do it. - This is crazy. 1407 01:31:17,051 --> 01:31:18,914 Think about it, Ben. 1408 01:31:19,051 --> 01:31:20,914 Check's all made out. 1409 01:31:21,051 --> 01:31:23,573 I'll invite you to some of the games. 1410 01:31:31,551 --> 01:31:33,483 I'm sorry, Uncle Carl. 1411 01:31:34,985 --> 01:31:38,212 Another idiot. 1412 01:31:58,786 --> 01:32:01,809 Hold it. Hold it. 1413 01:32:01,952 --> 01:32:05,475 Don, I hate to interrupt, but something is happening in center field. 1414 01:32:08,419 --> 01:32:12,545 This young lady jumped out of centerfield. 1415 01:32:12,686 --> 01:32:14,743 No. No. The TV. 1416 01:32:14,919 --> 01:32:17,043 Give her a little credit. She's pretty impressive. 1417 01:32:17,219 --> 01:32:19,185 She took her heels off. 1418 01:32:19,353 --> 01:32:21,410 Pretty good-looking too. 1419 01:32:30,753 --> 01:32:32,843 Go on! 1420 01:32:32,987 --> 01:32:35,544 You see that? She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt. 1421 01:32:35,687 --> 01:32:38,676 Oh, cool! 1422 01:32:42,953 --> 01:32:45,851 Hey! 1423 01:32:45,987 --> 01:32:48,475 Ben! 1424 01:32:51,387 --> 01:32:52,647 - Lindsey. - Ben! 1425 01:32:54,454 --> 01:32:57,647 Ben. Ben! 1426 01:32:57,788 --> 01:33:00,345 What are you doing? You're gonna get arrested. 1427 01:33:00,454 --> 01:33:04,250 - Don't sell your tickets, okay? - That's why you ran across the whole field? 1428 01:33:04,387 --> 01:33:06,376 - Yes. To stop you. - What? 1429 01:33:06,521 --> 01:33:10,009 - You're out of here. - Just give me a second, okay? Just give me a second. Please! 1430 01:33:10,155 --> 01:33:13,314 You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield- the grass- is it spongy? 1431 01:33:13,455 --> 01:33:16,182 - Ben, focus. - Sorry. 1432 01:33:16,322 --> 01:33:20,084 These seats are important to you, okay? This is your summer family, your Uncle Carl. 1433 01:33:20,221 --> 01:33:23,516 - You love these seats. - No. I fell in love with this when I was seven... 1434 01:33:23,689 --> 01:33:25,813 because I had nothing else. 1435 01:33:25,988 --> 01:33:28,715 Now I'm in love with you. I don't need this. 1436 01:33:28,855 --> 01:33:30,787 I don't want this. 1437 01:33:32,155 --> 01:33:35,053 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1438 01:33:35,189 --> 01:33:38,053 You love me enough to sell your tickets. 1439 01:33:38,189 --> 01:33:40,780 I love you enough not to let you. 1440 01:33:40,922 --> 01:33:44,046 What do you say we try to do all of it? 1441 01:33:44,189 --> 01:33:46,416 Let's try to jerk one out of the park. 1442 01:33:46,556 --> 01:33:48,919 That's the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my life. 1443 01:33:49,056 --> 01:33:51,851 Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me. 1444 01:33:51,989 --> 01:33:54,046 - Ben. - Yeah? 1445 01:33:54,189 --> 01:33:56,155 I'm being arrested. 1446 01:33:57,289 --> 01:33:59,948 All right. Let her go, buddy. 1447 01:34:00,122 --> 01:34:02,246 Never. 1448 01:34:25,090 --> 01:34:27,317 Well, you pretty much know the rest. 1449 01:34:27,490 --> 01:34:29,785 Rivera walks Millar. Roberts pinch-runs and steals second. 1450 01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:38,984 Mueller drives 'em in. 1451 01:34:39,158 --> 01:34:41,215 Ortiz in extra innings. 1452 01:34:41,391 --> 01:34:44,323 Extra innings again the next night. 1453 01:34:53,591 --> 01:34:55,454 Schilling's bloody sock in New York. 1454 01:34:55,591 --> 01:34:57,749 L owe and Pedro find their form. 1455 01:35:00,224 --> 01:35:02,190 Damon's grand salami in game seven. 1456 01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:08,583 Bye-bye, Bambino. 1457 01:35:08,725 --> 01:35:10,849 Boston Red Sox have won the pennant! 1458 01:35:13,359 --> 01:35:17,654 So what am I saying? That it was all karma because Lindsey came back to Ben? 1459 01:35:17,793 --> 01:35:20,986 Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox went to St. Louis for the Series... 1460 01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:23,647 me and the girls and Artie told them... 1461 01:35:23,793 --> 01:35:26,054 "You two gotta be there to keep this thing goin'." 1462 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,355 And they went, and lo and behold- 1463 01:35:52,493 --> 01:35:55,788 Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans have longed to hear it. 1464 01:35:55,927 --> 01:35:58,688 The Boston Red Sox are world champions. 1465 01:35:58,827 --> 01:36:02,315 And that night there was a blue moon and a total eclipse. 1466 01:36:02,460 --> 01:36:04,891 And those are the facts. 1467 01:36:16,194 --> 01:36:18,887 Oh. One more thing. 1468 01:36:19,027 --> 01:36:21,515 You know that little player to be named later? 1469 01:36:21,695 --> 01:36:25,457 Ben says if it’s a boy, they'll name him Ted Williams Wrightman. 1470 01:36:25,594 --> 01:36:28,991 If it’s a girl, Carla Yastrzemski Wrightman. 1471 01:36:29,128 --> 01:36:32,685 Let's all pray for a boy. 1472 01:38:18,865 --> 01:38:21,888 Come to Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street... 1473 01:38:22,032 --> 01:38:24,021 where Sox fans hang- 1474 01:39:22,467 --> 01:39:24,365 ...cars, SUV’s, trucks and work trucks. 1475 01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,624 Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac. 1476 01:41:28,238 --> 01:41:30,533 Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free. 1477 01:41:30,671 --> 01:41:33,159 Remember. The Deluxe on Chandler and- 1478 01:42:18,573 --> 01:42:21,004 WEEl in Boston, the Dennis and Callahan program. 1479 01:42:25,274 --> 01:42:28,331 Rolling. One, two, three. And- 1480 01:42:46,607 --> 01:42:56,062 - =TLF SUB TEAM=- http://tlfsub. east game. net 1481 01:44:04,977 --> 01:44:07,238 Let's go, Red Sox! 1482 01:44:17,239 --> 01:44:20,039 Corrected by: SkyFury