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The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:00:26,865 --> 00:00:27,955 A story. 3 00:00:29,164 --> 00:00:31,685 A man fires a rifle for many years... 4 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,134 and he goes to war. 5 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:38,135 And afterward, he turns the rifle in at the armory... 6 00:00:38,534 --> 00:00:41,095 and he believes he's finished with the rifle. 7 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:45,315 But no matter what else he might do with his hands... 8 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:48,515 love a woman, build a house... 9 00:00:49,815 --> 00:00:51,785 change his son's diaper... 10 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,355 his hands remember the rifle. 11 00:00:55,555 --> 00:01:00,515 You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow or red! 12 00:01:01,325 --> 00:01:03,265 You are now green! 13 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:06,955 You are light green or dark green! 14 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,105 Do you understand? 15 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:10,705 Sir, yes, sir! 16 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,365 Swofford! 17 00:01:12,435 --> 00:01:13,465 Sir, yes, sir! 18 00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:16,405 You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam? 19 00:01:16,475 --> 00:01:17,505 Sir, yes, sir! 20 00:01:17,575 --> 00:01:20,545 Outstanding! Did he have the balls to die there? 21 00:01:20,615 --> 00:01:21,675 Sir, no, sir! 22 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:24,545 Too fucking bad! He ever talk about it? 23 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:28,315 Sir, only once, sir! Good! Then he wasn't lying! 24 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:32,325 Are you eyeballing me with those baby blues? 25 00:01:32,395 --> 00:01:34,455 Are you? Sir, no, sir! 26 00:01:34,525 --> 00:01:37,655 Are you in love with me, Swofford? Sir, no, sir! 27 00:01:37,735 --> 00:01:41,065 You don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford? 28 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:44,265 Sir, the drill sergeant looks fabulous in his uniform, sir! 29 00:01:44,335 --> 00:01:47,175 So you're gay, then, and you love me, huh? 30 00:01:47,245 --> 00:01:48,935 Sir, I'm not gay, sir! 31 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:52,035 Do you have a girlfriend, Swofford? Sir, yes, sir! 32 00:01:52,115 --> 00:01:55,415 Guess again, motherfucker! Jody's banging her right now! 33 00:01:55,485 --> 00:01:57,345 Get on your face and give me 25... 34 00:01:57,415 --> 00:01:59,545 for every time she gets fucked this month. 35 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,085 Down on your face! 36 00:02:02,785 --> 00:02:05,695 It was shortly after meeting Drill Instructor Fitch... 37 00:02:05,755 --> 00:02:08,355 that I realized that joining the Marine Corps... 38 00:02:08,425 --> 00:02:10,455 might have been a bad decision. 39 00:02:10,535 --> 00:02:12,695 What in the fuck is this? 40 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,295 Sir, it's a recruit's drawing of a footlocker, sir! 41 00:02:15,365 --> 00:02:18,465 Jesus, Joseph and doggie-style Mary! 42 00:02:18,535 --> 00:02:20,595 That is a pile of dog shit. 43 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:22,905 Sir, the recruit's never been good at drawing, sir! 44 00:02:22,975 --> 00:02:25,415 Why the fuck are you my scribe, then? 45 00:02:25,475 --> 00:02:27,815 Isn't my scribe supposed to know how to draw? 46 00:02:27,885 --> 00:02:29,075 Sir, the recruit doesn't know! 47 00:02:29,145 --> 00:02:31,315 The recruit thought the scribe was supposed to write, sir! 48 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,975 Of course the recruit doesn't know! 49 00:02:33,055 --> 00:02:36,355 The recruit doesn't know because I haven't told him! 50 00:02:37,555 --> 00:02:39,545 All right, cum-for-brains... 51 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,955 show me exactly where your Skivvies and running shoes go. 52 00:02:43,035 --> 00:02:44,295 Sir, the recruit can't think... 53 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,555 while the drill instructor is hitting him on his head, sir! 54 00:02:46,635 --> 00:02:49,535 You can't think while I'm giving you a few love taps? 55 00:02:49,605 --> 00:02:52,295 How the fuck are you going to fire your rifle... 56 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:55,135 when grenades are going off in your face? 57 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,105 What the fuck are you even doing here? 58 00:02:58,175 --> 00:03:01,235 Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir! 59 00:03:08,425 --> 00:03:11,485 So, now my hands were dick skinners. 60 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:16,225 A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. 61 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:19,165 My mouth was a cum receptacle. 62 00:03:19,235 --> 00:03:22,765 A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. 63 00:03:23,275 --> 00:03:25,035 A shirt was a blouse. 64 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:28,235 A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. 65 00:03:29,145 --> 00:03:31,635 But many other things would never be the same. 66 00:04:13,355 --> 00:04:16,555 Swofford. What kind of fucking name is that? 67 00:04:18,055 --> 00:04:19,385 It's English. 68 00:04:19,455 --> 00:04:23,415 My great-grandfather came over here in the 19th century. 69 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,455 Whatever. 70 00:04:26,435 --> 00:04:28,735 I'm putting you in Golf Company. 71 00:04:28,965 --> 00:04:30,765 It's full of retards and fuck ups. 72 00:04:31,475 --> 00:04:34,445 Maybe you can elevate the sons of bitches a little. 73 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,845 Or maybe not. 74 00:04:40,085 --> 00:04:41,135 Next. 75 00:04:47,725 --> 00:04:51,525 Jarhead: Noun. Slang for "Marine." 76 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,425 Origin: From the resemblance to a jar... 77 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,125 of the regulation high-and-tight haircut. 78 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,525 The Marine's head, by implication, therefore... 79 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,035 also a jar. 80 00:05:03,735 --> 00:05:05,105 An empty vessel. 81 00:05:14,645 --> 00:05:15,705 Hey! 82 00:05:16,555 --> 00:05:17,645 May I help you? 83 00:05:18,915 --> 00:05:20,885 Yeah, I was assigned to Second Platoon. 84 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:21,945 Second Platoon? 85 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:23,415 Yeah. 86 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:32,525 What's going on, boss? Nothing much, man. 87 00:05:32,595 --> 00:05:34,435 Welcome to Second Platoon. Thanks, man. 88 00:05:34,505 --> 00:05:35,935 Hey, boys! Fresh fucking meat! 89 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,365 What kind of meat? We don't want you! 90 00:06:12,635 --> 00:06:14,075 Boo, motherfucker! 91 00:06:23,685 --> 00:06:24,705 Get some! 92 00:06:34,865 --> 00:06:36,155 Oh, fuck. 93 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,935 Yeah, we switched out the hot brand. 94 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,675 Little fuck-fuck trick we play on the new guys. 95 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,105 Nice. 96 00:07:02,925 --> 00:07:05,115 You want a brand, you gotta earn it. 97 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,225 Welcome to the Suck. 98 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:35,345 Still got that stomach flu, Swofford? 99 00:07:35,425 --> 00:07:37,215 I can't seem to shake it. 100 00:07:37,295 --> 00:07:40,525 That's all right. Not everyone's cut out for the Marines. 101 00:07:40,965 --> 00:07:44,325 But for me, there was nowhere else. That was the truth. 102 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:46,895 After all, I was made in a war. 103 00:07:48,205 --> 00:07:51,635 Here's Mr. And Mrs. Swofford on R&R from Vietnam. 104 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,335 Honolulu Hilton, 1969. 105 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,445 I can't watch... 106 00:07:58,615 --> 00:08:00,105 and neither can you. 107 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:03,105 And here are some other things I can't show you. 108 00:08:03,515 --> 00:08:05,785 Visiting my sister. 109 00:08:06,925 --> 00:08:08,885 Making muffins with Mom. 110 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,425 Breakfast conversations with Dad. 111 00:08:16,065 --> 00:08:17,895 But here are some things you can see. 112 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,925 Taking a dump. 113 00:08:20,805 --> 00:08:22,825 Thinking about going to college. 114 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:26,565 Studying after school with my girlfriend. 115 00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:29,635 Oh, my God, I love you. I love you, too. 116 00:08:30,615 --> 00:08:33,375 Giving away my favorite USMC T-shirt. 117 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:35,135 I'll write you every day. 118 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:36,645 Hey! 119 00:08:38,455 --> 00:08:39,445 Swofford? 120 00:08:43,925 --> 00:08:45,355 Swofford? Yo. 121 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,585 What the fuck? You're sick? 122 00:08:51,635 --> 00:08:54,395 No, I just had a stomach thing, sir. 123 00:08:54,465 --> 00:08:55,725 Staff Sergeant Sykes. 124 00:08:55,805 --> 00:08:58,065 I'm with Surveillance and Target Acquisition. STA. 125 00:08:58,135 --> 00:09:00,665 I heard it took six guys to pull that little branding trick on you. 126 00:09:00,745 --> 00:09:02,765 Your file says that you ain't too fucking dumb, either. 127 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:05,075 So you better get un-sick most motherfucking ricky-tick... 128 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:08,275 because there's a chance that you could be a scout sniper. 129 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,175 What the fuck is this? 130 00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:17,385 "The Stranger by Camus." 131 00:09:17,455 --> 00:09:19,945 That's some heavy dope right there, Marine. 132 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,555 "Mary however..." 133 00:09:21,765 --> 00:09:23,995 "That's when we ran up to the office..." 134 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,325 Indoc class starts on Monday. I suggest you have your ass there. 135 00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:28,695 Is that an order, Staff Sergeant? 136 00:09:34,175 --> 00:09:35,975 It's a fucking opportunity. 137 00:09:36,505 --> 00:09:37,995 It's a fucking honor. 138 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,875 It's the best fucking job in the Marine Corps. 139 00:09:41,785 --> 00:09:43,515 Sounds good, Staff Sergeant. 140 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:47,605 Sounds good, Staff Sergeant! Sounds good. 141 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,215 Could I have my... 142 00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:51,625 You know what? I got a better idea. 143 00:09:52,355 --> 00:09:53,515 You play any instruments? 144 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:56,465 I played the trumpet in third grade, Staff Sergeant. 145 00:09:56,525 --> 00:09:58,085 Played the trumpet in third grade? Good. 146 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,295 You still play? 147 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,525 A little, for small holiday concerts and festivals. 148 00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:03,195 Good. You ain't gotta be Chuck Mangione. 149 00:10:03,265 --> 00:10:04,295 All I need is a bugler. 150 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,165 Somebody to play Taps, Reveille, Battle March... 151 00:10:06,235 --> 00:10:08,605 that type of shit, raise the morale. Does that interest you? 152 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,695 Oh, yeah. 153 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,605 Good! Parade field, 0600. 154 00:10:11,975 --> 00:10:13,375 All right, thank you, Staff Sergeant! 155 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:14,505 My pleasure. 156 00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:15,635 Can I get my book? 157 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,615 There's 60 of you. I only need eight. 158 00:10:20,685 --> 00:10:23,655 That means 52 of you will perish. Do the math. 159 00:10:23,725 --> 00:10:26,655 There's no possible way that all of you can make it. 160 00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:27,925 If you think you're worth some shit... 161 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,225 Staff Sergeant Sykes! 162 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,955 Private Swofford reporting for bugle tryout! 163 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,625 Indoc! Atten-hut! 164 00:10:37,405 --> 00:10:39,895 I don't give out too many special treats... 165 00:10:40,445 --> 00:10:43,875 but this morning, we have a very special treat. 166 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:47,545 Private Swofford here is going to play Reveille for us. 167 00:10:49,445 --> 00:10:51,385 Okay, Swofford, play Reveille. 168 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,945 I don't have a bugle, Staff Sergeant. 169 00:10:54,025 --> 00:10:55,885 You don't have a what? I don't have a bugle. 170 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,445 Oh, no. No, no. Damn, damn. 171 00:10:59,155 --> 00:11:00,385 You better play with your mouth. 172 00:11:03,225 --> 00:11:04,285 What? 173 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:06,555 I said, play it with your goddamn mouth. 174 00:11:17,115 --> 00:11:18,205 Fuck. 175 00:11:25,955 --> 00:11:28,885 I love that tone. Sounds good to me. My morale is lifted. 176 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,255 You know any Stevie Wonder? 177 00:11:30,325 --> 00:11:32,625 You know You Are The Sunshine Of My Life? 178 00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:34,385 Yes, Staff Sergeant. Good, that's a classic. 179 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,645 Will you shut the fuck up? There is no bugle program. 180 00:11:54,145 --> 00:11:55,915 You sizzle-dick motherfucker. 181 00:11:55,985 --> 00:11:58,455 Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit? 182 00:11:58,515 --> 00:11:59,785 No, Staff Sergeant. Good. 183 00:11:59,855 --> 00:12:02,185 Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes... 184 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,725 to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most savage... 185 00:12:04,795 --> 00:12:07,765 unforgiving motherfuckers in God's cruel kingdom? 186 00:12:07,825 --> 00:12:08,955 Yes, Staff Sergeant! 187 00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,895 Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk... 188 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,485 "through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... 189 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:17,025 "because I am the baddest motherfucker in the goddamn valley"? 190 00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,365 Yes, Staff Sergeant! 191 00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:20,235 We shall fucking see! 192 00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:22,605 You still here? Yes, Staff Sergeant! 193 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,445 Yes, what? 194 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:28,715 Yes, I am still here, Staff Sergeant. 195 00:12:30,385 --> 00:12:32,355 So fucking be it. Fall in! 196 00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:33,885 One mile! One mile! 197 00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:35,485 Ain't shit! Ain't shit! 198 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,685 Two miles! Two miles! 199 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,085 Your mission is to kill me. 200 00:12:38,155 --> 00:12:40,625 My mission is to kill you first, and I'm good. 201 00:12:41,065 --> 00:12:43,225 Them paintball bullets, they hurt? 202 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:48,155 Oh, shit! Fuck, I can't see! 203 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,065 Back to the grunts, dick face! 204 00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,795 In order to engage your target... 205 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:54,735 you must see your target, but your target must not see you. 206 00:12:54,805 --> 00:12:55,965 Shevitz. 207 00:12:58,815 --> 00:13:02,145 You laugh, you die. Scratch your nose, you die. 208 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,345 You shift your weight to take a piss, you will die. 209 00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:06,005 You want to shit, you better shit in your pants. 210 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:08,715 Still kind of cute, huh, Swoff? 211 00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:09,945 No, sir. 212 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:13,155 This suit will hide you. You will become a tree. A rock. 213 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,785 You are mud, sand, and dust. 214 00:13:15,865 --> 00:13:17,485 Still funny? No, sir. 215 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,995 In order to fire accurately... 216 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,935 you must be able to judge distance and wind direction. 217 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,935 How far are those trees? 218 00:13:24,005 --> 00:13:25,165 500 yards. No. 219 00:13:25,235 --> 00:13:26,335 600. 300. 220 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:29,465 300. How did you figure that? Three football fields. 221 00:13:29,545 --> 00:13:30,945 Three football fields, that's right. 222 00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:32,915 You take what you know and then you multiply. 223 00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:34,205 Please don't use your dicks. 224 00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:36,145 They're too small, and I can't count that high. 225 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,515 I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches." 226 00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,755 Now, wind. You use what you have. 227 00:13:40,825 --> 00:13:43,345 Use a flag, use a plume of smoke, a little bit of dust. 228 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:45,225 Spit on your finger and hold that bitch up. 229 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,425 These are formulas that you can use... 230 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,755 but in the end, you have to trust your gut. 231 00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:50,955 Details, gentlemen. 232 00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:53,995 Details is gonna be the difference between you killing your target... 233 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:55,535 and your target killing you. 234 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,035 We've all been taught that, "Thou shalt not kill." 235 00:13:59,435 --> 00:14:00,925 But hear this: 236 00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:03,835 Fuck that shit! 237 00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,005 Now, consider your target. 238 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,575 If you are lucky, in that window will one day emerge... 239 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,085 the figure of the enemy. 240 00:14:13,515 --> 00:14:15,185 The JFK shot. 241 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,485 The pink mist. 242 00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:19,655 Fire, fire, fire. 243 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,285 Hit. 244 00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:29,935 Fire, fire, fire. 245 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,975 The sounds that you are hearing are live rounds. 246 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,805 You will get the fear out of you. Keep moving. 247 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,405 If you pick your head up, you will get fucked up! 248 00:14:39,475 --> 00:14:41,605 Let's find out if we have any bitch in you! 249 00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:44,745 You guys crawl like old people fuck! 250 00:14:46,815 --> 00:14:49,015 Keep moving! Get the fear out of you. 251 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:52,115 Keep moving! Do not bunch up! 252 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,485 Keep moving! I can't! 253 00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:54,755 Keep your head down! 254 00:14:54,825 --> 00:14:57,295 Come on, man! Move! 255 00:14:57,365 --> 00:14:59,765 Keep it moving. Just fucking move! 256 00:14:59,995 --> 00:15:01,125 Come on! No! 257 00:15:01,205 --> 00:15:03,035 Keep moving! Don't bunch up! 258 00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:04,565 You can do it! 259 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:07,195 You can fucking do it! Keep moving! Come on! 260 00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:10,035 I can't! Keep moving! Don't bunch up! 261 00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:11,835 I can't! No! 262 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:16,245 Cease-fire! Cease-fire! 263 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,305 Corpsman! 264 00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,415 Shit! 265 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,155 Shit. 266 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,025 I told you to keep your fucking head down! 267 00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:35,195 If you listened to me... 268 00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:37,205 you would still be fucking alive right now! 269 00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:38,435 Stupid fuck! 270 00:15:48,045 --> 00:15:49,105 God help me. 271 00:15:50,145 --> 00:15:51,875 You are now scout snipers. 272 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,055 Now, I know you've heard this but I'm going to tell it to you again: 273 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,145 Snipers do not work alone. 274 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,295 You work as a team. 275 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,565 Spotter, shooter. 276 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,025 Spotter, shooter. 277 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,365 Spotter, shooter. 278 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,835 Spotter, shooter. 279 00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:16,945 You may now open your case, pull out your M40A1 rifles. 280 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,355 Once you've done that, you will repeat after me. 281 00:16:26,015 --> 00:16:29,955 This is my rifle. This is my rifle. 282 00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:33,515 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 283 00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:36,755 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 284 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,125 Without my rifle, I am nothing. 285 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:41,555 Without my rifle, I am nothing. 286 00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:44,865 Without me, my rifle is nothing. 287 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,935 Without me, my rifle is nothing. 288 00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:52,805 The grunt dies for 15,000 poorly placed rounds. 289 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:55,515 Fucking right. 290 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,315 The sniper dies... 291 00:16:57,385 --> 00:17:01,285 for that one perfect shot. 292 00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:04,615 Hit. 293 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:10,425 Fire, fire, fire. 294 00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:11,895 I was hooked. 295 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,095 Hit. 296 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:19,065 Fire, fire, fire. 297 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:20,895 Hit. 298 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,075 Fire, fire, fire. 299 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,475 Hit. 300 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,905 I wanted the pink mist. 301 00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:40,015 Good evening. Iraq invaded and took over... 302 00:17:40,095 --> 00:17:41,755 its tiny neighbor, Kuwait, today. 303 00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:45,095 That set off worldwide protests and drew sanctions... 304 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,925 from the United States, Great Britain and the Soviet Union. 305 00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:50,295 The government of dictator Saddam Hussein... 306 00:17:50,365 --> 00:17:53,235 claimed it went in at the invitation of revolutionaries... 307 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,395 who had overthrown the Kuwaiti government. 308 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,065 We have appealed to all our friends around the world... 309 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,375 including the United States... 310 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,715 to come to our aid and assistance. 311 00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:14,925 We're going to fucking war. 312 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,985 Shoot that motherfucker. 313 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:23,595 Come on, start running, motherfucker. 314 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:26,785 Fuck. 315 00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:31,895 Shoot that motherfucker! 316 00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:34,365 Die! 317 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:42,905 Run, Charlie! 318 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,775 Now hear this. Now hear this. 319 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,945 All personnel from 2-7... 320 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,425 are to report immediately to your company area. 321 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:59,065 Get some, Marines. Get some! 322 00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,345 Me, I had a choice... 323 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,645 either join the Marines or go to jail. 324 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,475 And you know what the shit of it is? 325 00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:22,485 Yeah, if you'd gone to jail... Don't spoil the joke, asshole. 326 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,355 If I'd have went to jail, I'd be getting out today. 327 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,025 Would you like some nuts? No, thanks. 328 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,625 Yes, are they warm nuts? 329 00:20:31,735 --> 00:20:34,525 No, I believe they're room temperature. 330 00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:38,405 Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts. 331 00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:40,865 You know, I don't really like the little ones. 332 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,735 Okay, is that all? Yeah. 333 00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:47,005 Would you like some nuts? 334 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:48,505 You poor bastard. 335 00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:51,245 I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh? 336 00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:52,405 You fucking A. 337 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,315 Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Olangapo to Stockholm. 338 00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:57,985 And here we are, headed to the desert. No pussy in 1,000 miles. 339 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,685 Fucked by the green wienie again. 340 00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:04,255 What would you be doing if you were a civilian? 341 00:21:04,335 --> 00:21:05,995 Staying up late, jacking off... 342 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,495 playing Metroid, trying to get to that ninth level? 343 00:21:08,565 --> 00:21:10,395 You know what happens when you get there? 344 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,705 Nothing. You just start all over again. 345 00:21:16,845 --> 00:21:19,205 How long you think we'll be there? Two weeks? 346 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,915 Less, man. We'll be back so fast... 347 00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:23,535 we'll still be shitting out those nuts. 348 00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:26,315 Good luck, now. Goodbye, now. 349 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,385 Good luck, now. Goodbye, now. 350 00:21:29,585 --> 00:21:31,575 Want to keep me company for two weeks? 351 00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:32,715 Goodbye, now. 352 00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:35,025 You don't know what you're missing. Yeah, yeah. 353 00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,185 Damn! 354 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,535 Attention on deck! 355 00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:33,445 Take your seats. 356 00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:40,685 Good afternoon, Marines. Good afternoon, sir! 357 00:22:40,765 --> 00:22:43,925 Jesus, did you just land in a war zone or a funeral parlor? 358 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:46,695 Good afternoon, Marines! Good afternoon, sir! 359 00:22:47,335 --> 00:22:49,025 I just felt my dick move. 360 00:22:50,465 --> 00:22:52,525 For those of you who don't know me... 361 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,835 I'm Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski, your battalion commander. 362 00:22:56,145 --> 00:22:58,905 We are now a part of Operation Desert Shield. 363 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,315 Now, just north of us... 364 00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:04,975 Saddam Hussein's got one million Iraqi soldiers. 365 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,745 And some of those boys have been fighting... 366 00:23:07,825 --> 00:23:10,255 since you were nine or ten years old. 367 00:23:10,325 --> 00:23:11,655 They are tough. 368 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,485 They will stop at nothing. 369 00:23:14,295 --> 00:23:17,525 They've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds. 370 00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:19,865 Now, here's a picture. 371 00:23:27,235 --> 00:23:28,965 I know what you're thinking. 372 00:23:29,045 --> 00:23:31,635 You're thinking, "Let's kick ass and take names... 373 00:23:31,715 --> 00:23:34,445 "and end this shit the day before yesterday." 374 00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:35,605 Yeah! 375 00:23:35,685 --> 00:23:38,985 But the bureaucrats have a lot of jawboning to do. 376 00:23:39,855 --> 00:23:43,085 So for now, these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged... 377 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,425 poor little Kuwait are not yet in our gun sights. 378 00:23:48,425 --> 00:23:52,025 Our current mission is to protect the oil fields... 379 00:23:52,235 --> 00:23:54,355 of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud... 380 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:55,795 until further notice. 381 00:23:56,405 --> 00:23:59,665 And gentlemen, I'm talking a lot of oil. 382 00:24:01,345 --> 00:24:02,805 A lot of oil. 383 00:24:03,705 --> 00:24:06,705 So you will hydrate, you will train... 384 00:24:07,075 --> 00:24:10,535 you will adjust to this desert, and you'll hydrate some more. 385 00:24:10,915 --> 00:24:12,345 And you will be ready. 386 00:24:13,015 --> 00:24:17,045 You will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness... 387 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,015 and one day soon... 388 00:24:19,095 --> 00:24:22,455 Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pulling this sorry shit. 389 00:24:22,525 --> 00:24:23,515 Ooh-rah! 390 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,925 We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass! 391 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,565 What did you say? 392 00:24:28,865 --> 00:24:30,855 We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass, sir! 393 00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:32,195 Oh, hell, son. 394 00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:34,705 What, you gonna win the Medal of Honor all by yourself? 395 00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,675 What's the rest of my battalion gonna do? 396 00:24:36,745 --> 00:24:38,405 Kick some Iraqi ass! 397 00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:40,575 You know, I think it's time for me to retire. 398 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,915 I can't hear a fucking thing! 399 00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,745 Kick some Iraqi ass! 400 00:24:44,815 --> 00:24:47,545 Oh, boys, I just got a hard-on! 401 00:25:09,305 --> 00:25:12,305 Man, this defensive position shit sucks, huh? 402 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,035 We need to get out of this shit hole soon. 403 00:25:14,115 --> 00:25:15,475 I need to shoot something! 404 00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:17,775 You're gonna get all you want soon enough. 405 00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:19,475 First to fucking fight! 406 00:25:20,215 --> 00:25:22,345 Yeah. For what? 407 00:25:23,425 --> 00:25:26,395 I've been around these old white fuckers all my life. 408 00:25:26,455 --> 00:25:28,585 They got their fat hands in Arab oil. 409 00:25:28,665 --> 00:25:30,825 The motherfuckers drink it like it's beer. 410 00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:32,835 That's why we're here, to protect their profits. 411 00:25:32,895 --> 00:25:35,365 You're full of shit. He's full of shit. 412 00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:38,405 Who do you think gave Saddam all his fucking weapons? 413 00:25:38,935 --> 00:25:39,965 We did! 414 00:25:40,035 --> 00:25:42,975 Fuck politics, all right? We're here. 415 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,035 All the rest is bullshit. 416 00:25:45,115 --> 00:25:46,235 Yeah. 417 00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:17,295 Everyone else is unpacking, man. 418 00:26:18,115 --> 00:26:19,575 I'm taking a break. 419 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,105 What you got? 420 00:26:23,545 --> 00:26:24,575 Photos. 421 00:26:24,655 --> 00:26:27,145 She's hot. Yours? Yes, man. 422 00:26:27,825 --> 00:26:29,445 You better shoot yourself in the foot... 423 00:26:29,525 --> 00:26:31,215 and get a ticket home... 424 00:26:31,295 --> 00:26:33,455 because Jodies are gonna be all over her! 425 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,785 Look at her! Ain't she an animal! 426 00:26:35,865 --> 00:26:37,295 They won't leave her alone! 427 00:26:37,365 --> 00:26:39,425 That's nice for a white chick, man. Thank you, man. 428 00:26:39,495 --> 00:26:40,555 Nice? Come on. 429 00:26:40,635 --> 00:26:42,995 I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from. 430 00:26:43,065 --> 00:26:44,265 All right, all right, all right. 431 00:26:44,335 --> 00:26:45,665 This is hardcore right here. 432 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:48,225 This is close to porn. Let me see that one. Let me see. 433 00:26:48,305 --> 00:26:49,835 She's got a baby fist down here. 434 00:26:50,145 --> 00:26:51,905 Dream on, brothers, dream on. 435 00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:55,205 I'm storing that for later, man. I'm storing it for later. 436 00:26:55,385 --> 00:26:57,945 Hey, y'all horny fucks wanna see a beautiful woman? 437 00:26:58,015 --> 00:26:59,645 Yeah! Let's see it. Let's see it. 438 00:26:59,715 --> 00:27:01,445 Give it up! Check this out. 439 00:27:01,525 --> 00:27:03,355 Yeah, boy! Give it up, give it up. 440 00:27:03,425 --> 00:27:04,515 No, no, no. 441 00:27:04,595 --> 00:27:06,885 Oh, no! Please don't love me! 442 00:27:06,955 --> 00:27:09,585 Now, tell them how many tortillas she had before that picture. 443 00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:13,795 Hey, she's pregnant, man. 444 00:27:16,665 --> 00:27:18,365 That's why she's so beautiful, man. 445 00:27:18,435 --> 00:27:20,265 This is what it's all about right here, man. 446 00:27:20,335 --> 00:27:22,065 Hey, fuck you guys! 447 00:27:22,145 --> 00:27:23,195 Married guys. 448 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:26,715 I'm telling you, married guys lose brain cells by the billions. 449 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,375 If the Corps wanted you to have a wife... 450 00:27:28,445 --> 00:27:29,675 they would have issued you one. 451 00:27:29,745 --> 00:27:32,085 Yeah, they would have issued you one. 452 00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:33,845 Yeah! 453 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:36,515 No family photos, Swofford? 454 00:27:38,555 --> 00:27:41,115 Hey, can I see your pictures? Yeah, sure, man. 455 00:27:41,195 --> 00:27:42,315 Thanks. 456 00:27:44,065 --> 00:27:45,055 Fergus, right? 457 00:27:45,395 --> 00:27:46,385 Yeah. 458 00:27:49,665 --> 00:27:50,765 She have her own clothes? 459 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,965 Well, ain't this cozy as fuck? You guys get settled in? 460 00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:57,445 Yes, Staff Sergeant! 461 00:27:57,505 --> 00:28:00,635 Well, if you're not too busy... Gas! Gas! Gas! 462 00:28:00,715 --> 00:28:03,205 Right now! I'm talking about gas! Let's go! Let's move it! 463 00:28:03,285 --> 00:28:04,875 Come on, guys, what the fuck are you doing? 464 00:28:04,955 --> 00:28:06,415 Let's go! Get it on! 465 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:07,855 Right now your dicks are falling off! 466 00:28:07,925 --> 00:28:10,045 Your skin is bubble wrap! Let's go! Move it! 467 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:12,245 You sorry motherfuckers, I told you, "Don't get lazy." 468 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:14,915 Didn't I tell you not to get lazy? Let's go! 469 00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:17,255 Let's go. What are you doing? 470 00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:19,795 That's your fucking sleeping bag, you moron! Let's go! 471 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,335 It's been 30 seconds. 472 00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:23,755 What the fuck are you doing? Get it on! 473 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:25,635 You stay ready, you ain't got to get ready! 474 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:29,105 You nasty motherfuckers are so lazy! I told you to stay on point! 475 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:32,265 That's 45 seconds! What you doing? What you doing? 476 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:34,205 You better get your motherfucking ass in gear! 477 00:28:34,275 --> 00:28:36,335 You gonna be the first motherfucker I kick up in the ass. 478 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:37,645 Get it on! I'm trying! 479 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,085 They packed mine wrong! 480 00:28:39,155 --> 00:28:41,945 Retarded motherfuckers, let's go! Put it on! 481 00:28:42,025 --> 00:28:45,315 Let's go! Stop! Stop it right now! 482 00:28:47,455 --> 00:28:48,725 Luke. 483 00:28:49,265 --> 00:28:52,025 Come over to the dark side, Luke. 484 00:28:52,095 --> 00:28:55,365 55 seconds. You're all dead. 485 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:57,635 And since you're all dead... 486 00:28:57,705 --> 00:29:00,065 I guess you wouldn't mind taking a little run in these suits. 487 00:29:00,135 --> 00:29:01,235 Let's go! 488 00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:11,305 Swofford, if you don't pick it up... 489 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,515 I'm gonna shoot you in your fucking foot! Move it! 490 00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:16,885 The price of crude oil has nearly doubled. 491 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:19,385 President Bush sends in more troops. 492 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:25,065 Us, six times a day, we gather for formation. 493 00:29:25,135 --> 00:29:26,725 Drink it down, all of it. 494 00:29:26,795 --> 00:29:27,995 And we hydrate. 495 00:29:28,065 --> 00:29:29,465 Now, hold them up. 496 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,535 We patrol the empty desert. 497 00:29:35,605 --> 00:29:36,735 Get down! 498 00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:41,265 And we dehydrate. 499 00:29:48,285 --> 00:29:49,725 We throw hand grenades... 500 00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:52,285 into nowhere. 501 00:29:53,295 --> 00:29:56,025 We navigate imaginary minefields. 502 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,735 We fire at nothing. 503 00:30:07,735 --> 00:30:09,225 And we hydrate some more. 504 00:30:09,305 --> 00:30:11,435 You will hydrate till I get full. 505 00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:13,815 There you go. Hold it down. 506 00:30:14,415 --> 00:30:15,845 Now, hold them up. 507 00:30:24,285 --> 00:30:27,085 And we look north, towards the border... 508 00:30:28,265 --> 00:30:29,985 and we wait for them. 509 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,185 This is our labor. 510 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,295 We wait. 511 00:30:34,735 --> 00:30:36,865 I got one! A white one! 512 00:30:38,075 --> 00:30:39,505 Master race. 513 00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:44,105 Check her out. It's beautiful. 514 00:30:44,815 --> 00:30:47,775 Chango's reign of terror is over! Over! 515 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:51,585 Come on! 516 00:30:52,215 --> 00:30:54,085 It's over, you fucking pussy, Chango. 517 00:30:54,155 --> 00:30:55,675 Chango, come on. 518 00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:58,725 Hey, come on, Chango. Come on, Chango! 519 00:31:01,665 --> 00:31:03,385 Now you're gonna see a fight, kid! 520 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:06,595 Come on! Come on! 521 00:31:08,405 --> 00:31:10,265 Come on, whitey! 522 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:13,695 Come on. Come on. 523 00:31:14,035 --> 00:31:16,165 Come on! Come on! 524 00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,505 Pay me my money, motherfuckers! 525 00:31:22,345 --> 00:31:23,675 All right! 526 00:31:24,545 --> 00:31:26,985 I told you, I told you! 527 00:31:30,185 --> 00:31:32,485 Go, Chango! 528 00:31:34,095 --> 00:31:40,825 Chango! Chango! Chango! 529 00:31:55,045 --> 00:31:56,635 Fucking asshole. 530 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,845 Suggested techniques for the Marine to use... 531 00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:29,545 in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: 532 00:32:30,385 --> 00:32:31,545 Masturbation... 533 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,975 rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends... 534 00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:39,185 cleaning your rifle... 535 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:42,395 further masturbation... 536 00:32:43,365 --> 00:32:45,485 rewiring Walkmen... 537 00:32:46,035 --> 00:32:49,005 arguing about religion and meaning of life... 538 00:32:50,165 --> 00:32:54,125 discussing in detail every woman the Marine has ever fucked... 539 00:32:55,045 --> 00:32:58,565 debating differences, such as Cuban versus Mexican... 540 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,035 Harleys versus Hondas... 541 00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:04,005 left- versus right-handed masturbation... 542 00:33:05,655 --> 00:33:07,585 further cleaning of rifle... 543 00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:10,675 studying of Filipino mail-order bride catalog... 544 00:33:11,285 --> 00:33:12,885 further masturbation... 545 00:33:13,255 --> 00:33:16,225 planning of Marine's first meal on return home... 546 00:33:17,365 --> 00:33:19,025 imagining what the Marine's girlfriend... 547 00:33:19,095 --> 00:33:21,425 and her man Jody are doing in the hay... 548 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:23,805 or in the alley... 549 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:26,865 or in a hotel bed. 550 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,805 Is she up there yet? What? 551 00:33:34,885 --> 00:33:36,105 Get the fuck off me, man. 552 00:33:36,185 --> 00:33:38,115 Don't worry, she will be. She'll be right there. 553 00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:40,945 She's gonna look beautiful up there. Yeah. Thank you. 554 00:33:46,355 --> 00:33:48,585 I wonder what she's doing right now. 555 00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:52,355 No way to know. 556 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,165 Now, here are the rules. 557 00:34:01,235 --> 00:34:03,465 When you talk to these reporters, you do not get specific. 558 00:34:03,545 --> 00:34:05,705 Tell them that there's no better shooters in the world... 559 00:34:05,775 --> 00:34:07,005 than Marine snipers. 560 00:34:07,075 --> 00:34:09,135 Tell them that you're happy to be here. 561 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,275 You're proud of the mission. All right? 562 00:34:11,345 --> 00:34:13,575 And you can't wait to mash the fuck out of these Iraqis. 563 00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:15,675 Anything other than that comes out of your mouth... 564 00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:16,745 I get fucked up. 565 00:34:16,825 --> 00:34:18,655 And if I get fucked up, I'm gonna fuck you up. 566 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,245 Take your shirts off. Show your muscles. 567 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:22,385 You've been working out. This is censorship. 568 00:34:22,465 --> 00:34:24,055 This is what? Censorship. 569 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,565 You're telling us what we can and can't say to the press. 570 00:34:26,635 --> 00:34:27,655 That's un-American. 571 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:30,095 Yeah, what about freedom of speech? The Constitution? 572 00:34:30,165 --> 00:34:32,935 No, you signed a contract. You don't have any rights. 573 00:34:33,475 --> 00:34:35,995 You got any complaints, you complain to Saddam Insane... 574 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,305 and you see if he gives a fuck. 575 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,605 Why, that's exactly what Saddam Hussein does. 576 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:41,705 You're treating us the same way. 577 00:34:41,985 --> 00:34:43,605 You are a Marine. 578 00:34:43,685 --> 00:34:46,275 There's no such thing as speech that is free. 579 00:34:46,355 --> 00:34:48,685 You must pay for everything that you say. 580 00:34:49,825 --> 00:34:51,445 We're rolling. Sound, speed. 581 00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:55,015 You're a Marine here in Saudi Arabia. 582 00:34:57,995 --> 00:34:59,965 Are you glad to be here? 583 00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:04,605 Oh, yes, ma'am, I'm glad to be here. 584 00:35:05,635 --> 00:35:08,105 My uncle and my father served in Vietnam... 585 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,835 so I'm proud to serve my country here. 586 00:35:09,905 --> 00:35:11,895 I have supreme confidence in all my leaders... 587 00:35:11,975 --> 00:35:14,605 you know, from my team leader to my President. 588 00:35:15,085 --> 00:35:17,205 I'm very proud to serve my country, yeah. 589 00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:18,905 So, who's waiting for you back home? 590 00:35:21,055 --> 00:35:23,415 Can I give a message to my brother? Sure. 591 00:35:24,585 --> 00:35:27,685 Tim, hey. He's gonna get this? Uh-huh. 592 00:35:28,055 --> 00:35:29,755 Tim! What's up? 593 00:35:29,825 --> 00:35:33,165 I got your letter, man, and you are a maniac. 594 00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:37,765 You're crazy. He'll understand that. 595 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:40,735 You're a Marine here in Saudi Arabia. 596 00:35:41,905 --> 00:35:44,435 How do you hope the Kuwaitis will greet you? 597 00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:53,075 How do you feel about the Iraqis? 598 00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:57,015 They're the enemy. Do you have nightmares about them? 599 00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:58,355 How do you... 600 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,365 I love it out here. This is what I want. 601 00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:06,985 'Cause I count for something. 602 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:08,695 Back home... 603 00:36:09,165 --> 00:36:12,465 I'd be working some nowhere job. Nobody would even know I was alive. 604 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:16,995 "We burn the fat off our souls." 605 00:36:18,315 --> 00:36:20,075 Hemingway, he said that. 606 00:36:20,975 --> 00:36:23,005 Who's waiting for you back home? 607 00:36:28,285 --> 00:36:31,585 Well, you know, I have a girlfriend waiting for me. 608 00:36:33,295 --> 00:36:35,725 Anything you'd like to say to her? 609 00:36:41,765 --> 00:36:43,425 Yeah, sure. Yeah. 610 00:36:45,735 --> 00:36:46,965 Hi, Kristina. 611 00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:49,865 Here we are. 612 00:36:54,945 --> 00:36:56,505 Are you scared? 613 00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,775 Yes, ma'am, I'm very happy to be here. 614 00:37:01,415 --> 00:37:02,855 I love my country. 615 00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:06,085 I miss my parents. Hey, Mom, hey, Dad. 616 00:37:07,595 --> 00:37:08,825 They're treating me all right here. 617 00:37:10,325 --> 00:37:12,955 It was an opportunity for me to defend America... 618 00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:18,165 the country which has given freedom to me and to my family. 619 00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:23,035 And it is an honor to fight for that freedom. 620 00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:24,575 To defend my country... 621 00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:27,575 and to serve my country... 622 00:37:27,645 --> 00:37:30,445 and to learn skills to eventually go into law enforcement. 623 00:37:30,845 --> 00:37:32,215 Are you scared? 624 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:34,675 Look... 625 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,475 I'm 20 years old... 626 00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:40,785 and I was dumb enough to sign a contract. 627 00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:43,995 I can hear their fucking bombs already. 628 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,395 I can hear their bombs. 629 00:37:49,065 --> 00:37:50,935 And I'm fucking scared, yeah. 630 00:37:54,235 --> 00:37:56,965 Don't tell my Staff Sergeant, though, all right? 631 00:37:58,245 --> 00:38:00,505 So in case of a chemical attack... 632 00:38:00,575 --> 00:38:02,975 what provisions do your men have for that? 633 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:06,545 This is what we call the NBC suits. 634 00:38:06,615 --> 00:38:09,315 That's nuclear-biological - chemical protective suits. 635 00:38:09,385 --> 00:38:11,875 We also have a mask. This is the M17 A1 mask... 636 00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:13,515 which is fitted with a drinking tube... 637 00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:15,755 so these guys can drink from their canteens... 638 00:38:15,825 --> 00:38:17,085 without taking off their masks. 639 00:38:17,165 --> 00:38:18,455 Oh, really? Want to try it? 640 00:38:18,535 --> 00:38:21,525 No, thanks, but can I hold it? Yeah, sure. 641 00:38:21,635 --> 00:38:23,395 It's heavy. Yeah, it is. 642 00:38:23,465 --> 00:38:25,735 But you know, we need these in order to protect us. 643 00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:27,465 They fight with all this in all this heat? 644 00:38:27,535 --> 00:38:29,835 Yes, they do. They fight with it and... 645 00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:33,175 As a matter of fact, let me give you a small demonstration of that. 646 00:38:34,315 --> 00:38:36,835 Kruger, get rid of the ball. 647 00:38:37,285 --> 00:38:38,775 Get rid of the ball. 648 00:38:39,155 --> 00:38:41,115 Kruger! Get rid of the fucking ball. 649 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:42,515 Ball. Fuck. 650 00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:43,985 Give me the ball. 651 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,855 All right, listen up, guys, today is your lucky day. 652 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:51,955 These reporters want to see how your NBC suits work. 653 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:55,295 All right, so we're gonna continue this little football game... 654 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,835 in full chemical gear. 655 00:38:58,005 --> 00:39:00,695 That's right. Come on, let's go. It's 112 degrees. 656 00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:03,905 Then I guess you won't be needing your parkas, will you? 657 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,135 Let's play! 658 00:39:09,645 --> 00:39:12,945 I'm gonna hurt you, Swoff. I'm gonna hurt you so bad. 659 00:39:13,015 --> 00:39:14,245 Do you like pain? 660 00:39:14,315 --> 00:39:15,415 Hut! 661 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:19,285 Swoff! Where's the fucking ball? 662 00:39:20,455 --> 00:39:22,085 Swofford, what is that? 663 00:39:22,165 --> 00:39:25,125 Swofford, I guess you call that using your head, huh? 664 00:39:25,335 --> 00:39:26,665 Using his head. 665 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:34,995 Hut. 666 00:39:39,075 --> 00:39:40,065 Hut! 667 00:39:52,395 --> 00:39:53,755 Cortez! 668 00:40:06,075 --> 00:40:08,265 Fuck you! Fuck you, bitch! 669 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:14,135 Who got me? Who got me? No, no, I want him. 670 00:40:14,215 --> 00:40:16,805 You want the Mexican leprechaun? Well, let's take him. 671 00:40:16,885 --> 00:40:18,815 Yeah, I'll take the fucking midget. 672 00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:21,815 I'm the midget? Let's go, you squishy-faced retard. 673 00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,415 Don't you ever call me a squishy-face. 674 00:40:24,485 --> 00:40:27,615 Squishy-face. Let's go, baby, squishy-face! 675 00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:30,055 Let's go, squishy-face. Motherfucker! 676 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,875 All right, that's it! That's halftime! 677 00:40:39,935 --> 00:40:41,965 Put the masks back on. Bring the water. 678 00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:44,005 We're gonna further this demonstration. 679 00:40:44,105 --> 00:40:46,705 Men, these M17 A1 drinking tubes... 680 00:40:46,775 --> 00:40:49,875 are designed to work perfectly with your canteen and your mask. 681 00:40:49,945 --> 00:40:51,045 Take the narrow part of the tube... 682 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,585 with your fingers extended and joined... 683 00:40:52,655 --> 00:40:54,705 and place it into the appropriate receptacle... 684 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,315 on the canteen lid. The lid on my canteen's fucked. 685 00:40:57,385 --> 00:40:59,685 Watch your mouth. I got another one for you right there. 686 00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:01,745 My hydration tube is busted, Staff Sergeant. 687 00:41:01,825 --> 00:41:04,625 We're gonna die of dehydration. We're not gonna die. Just cool it. 688 00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:06,965 Staff Sergeant, my drinking tube fell off... 689 00:41:07,035 --> 00:41:09,125 at the gas chamber at Pendleton. It's been four months... 690 00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:11,695 I understand that, and I want everybody to understand this! 691 00:41:11,765 --> 00:41:14,895 Fucking piece of shit! And I want you to play fucking ball! 692 00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:17,835 Oh, that's a peach, baby! Go! 693 00:41:27,315 --> 00:41:28,915 Kruger of Arabia! 694 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,455 Kruger, field fuck. Field fuck? 695 00:41:35,865 --> 00:41:37,825 Field fuck! 696 00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:40,665 It's just good old American... 697 00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:43,295 Shit. 698 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:46,925 Stop it. Stop it, you assholes. Stop it! 699 00:41:47,135 --> 00:41:48,405 Put your clothes on! 700 00:41:48,475 --> 00:41:49,805 Come on, bring the camera. 701 00:41:50,145 --> 00:41:53,335 You're gonna put your clothes on and quit acting like monkeys. 702 00:41:53,415 --> 00:41:57,145 You stupid motherfuckers. Put your clothes on, assholes! 703 00:41:58,755 --> 00:42:00,245 Come on. 704 00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,805 Let's go check out the artillery and everything. 705 00:42:02,885 --> 00:42:04,445 Field what? He said "field fun." 706 00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:07,385 That's one of the exercises that we run here in the field. 707 00:42:16,765 --> 00:42:17,965 The armory. 708 00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:21,825 Why don't we have a look at that? Yeah, let's... 709 00:42:34,315 --> 00:42:36,015 Come back soon, now, you hear? 710 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,065 I don't hear you laughing now. 711 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:59,105 I can't hear you. 712 00:43:04,085 --> 00:43:06,605 That's better. Sounds jovial. 713 00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:10,385 Platoon! Atten-hut! 714 00:43:13,555 --> 00:43:16,455 Lance Corporal Swofford! Yes, Staff Sergeant! 715 00:43:16,525 --> 00:43:19,795 On top of the world, huh? Yes, Staff Sergeant! 716 00:43:20,595 --> 00:43:22,365 Well, I have more important things to do... 717 00:43:22,435 --> 00:43:24,995 like play with my balls. 718 00:43:25,605 --> 00:43:27,295 But guess what, you guys are scheduled... 719 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,635 for a little two-day vacation back in the rear... 720 00:43:29,705 --> 00:43:31,295 so I suggest you get your shit together. 721 00:43:32,915 --> 00:43:35,775 You can start by taking all that down. 722 00:43:36,315 --> 00:43:37,375 Fuck! 723 00:43:37,645 --> 00:43:38,915 Yeah, whatever. 724 00:43:46,055 --> 00:43:47,755 Come on, Swoff, pack up. 725 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,995 Your mommy again, Fergie. 726 00:43:50,065 --> 00:43:52,625 What are you listening to? My mom's Christmas tape. 727 00:43:52,695 --> 00:43:53,855 You're a retard. 728 00:43:54,995 --> 00:43:57,165 Fergus, you and your mom got fire watch tonight. 729 00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:58,395 2200 to 0200. 730 00:43:58,465 --> 00:44:00,165 Man, that's two straight weeks. 731 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:01,535 Why does it have to be me? 732 00:44:02,545 --> 00:44:05,035 'Cause you're so boot. You are boot. 733 00:44:05,105 --> 00:44:06,205 Oh, yeah. 734 00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:10,285 That's the third fucking time, man. What's that? 735 00:44:10,345 --> 00:44:11,905 I just want it to say "no preference." 736 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:13,455 Is that so fucking hard? 737 00:44:13,515 --> 00:44:16,285 What difference does it make? God knows you're "no preference." 738 00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:18,215 At least they got the blood type right. 739 00:44:18,285 --> 00:44:22,315 I mean, which would you rather get? The wrong prayer or the wrong blood? 740 00:44:22,395 --> 00:44:25,925 One lonely pink letter from Sacramento. 741 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:29,835 Kristina. I wonder what she's up to? 742 00:44:29,905 --> 00:44:31,895 Now, I dare you... 743 00:44:32,935 --> 00:44:34,705 Go jerk off outside. 744 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,505 Oh, my God. What? 745 00:44:41,175 --> 00:44:43,115 Oh, my God, man, I have a son! 746 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,445 I got a fucking son, man! 747 00:44:45,655 --> 00:44:48,215 I got a little boy! Let's see. 748 00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:50,185 Look at that cute kid. 749 00:44:50,725 --> 00:44:53,885 You better check the mailman, bro. This baby's a gringo, man. 750 00:44:54,555 --> 00:44:57,525 No way. That's definitely Montezuma Jr. 751 00:44:57,625 --> 00:45:00,595 I don't care, as long as he's not a Cuban with a little dick. 752 00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:03,255 Cortez, can I see him? 753 00:45:04,065 --> 00:45:05,555 Here you go, Pinko. 754 00:45:09,345 --> 00:45:11,035 He's beautiful, man. 755 00:45:14,515 --> 00:45:16,415 I'll put my little boy up. 756 00:45:17,145 --> 00:45:18,805 Doesn't look good. 757 00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:24,985 Kristina has a new friend, man. She got a new friend? 758 00:45:25,755 --> 00:45:30,255 He's the night manager at her hotel, and she says he's a good listener. 759 00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:34,965 Man! This is getting worse. He's fucked, man. 760 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,395 Oh, I told you. I told you. 761 00:45:37,465 --> 00:45:39,695 She's one of those girls with a military fetish. 762 00:45:39,775 --> 00:45:43,005 Yeah, and she's getting off when she tells the Jody... 763 00:45:43,075 --> 00:45:44,475 that her boyfriend's a jarhead. 764 00:45:44,545 --> 00:45:46,475 Yeah, man, fuck. All right, fuck off. 765 00:45:46,545 --> 00:45:49,675 I can see it. I can see it now. She works in a hotel. 766 00:45:50,085 --> 00:45:52,075 She goes into a vacant room, right? 767 00:45:52,155 --> 00:45:56,675 Grabs onto the pole and goes, "Jody! Jody! Six-foot-four!" 768 00:45:56,825 --> 00:45:58,015 Hey, hey, hey. 769 00:45:58,085 --> 00:45:59,885 Go pull the legs off a spider. 770 00:46:00,695 --> 00:46:01,745 Okay, Corporal. 771 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:03,655 Hey, Swoff. That's right. Cheer up, man. 772 00:46:03,725 --> 00:46:05,755 We heading back to the rear. We'll get some AC... 773 00:46:05,835 --> 00:46:08,625 shit in a flush toilet, you can use the phone. 774 00:46:09,005 --> 00:46:11,295 I'm gonna call her. You fucking A. 775 00:46:12,065 --> 00:46:14,595 Even if she is fucking someone else. 776 00:46:17,205 --> 00:46:19,765 Root beer shower! No more monkey ass! 777 00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:23,645 Root beer shower! 778 00:46:25,885 --> 00:46:28,075 What? Where are you going? To work. 779 00:46:28,155 --> 00:46:29,485 Where you going? 780 00:46:30,425 --> 00:46:32,755 Hey, look, it's a cock, but smaller. 781 00:47:00,215 --> 00:47:01,345 Fuck! 782 00:47:07,555 --> 00:47:08,755 Fuck! 783 00:47:17,305 --> 00:47:18,495 Hello? 784 00:47:18,565 --> 00:47:20,625 Kris, it's me. 785 00:47:20,835 --> 00:47:23,395 Hello? Hello. 786 00:47:24,205 --> 00:47:25,975 Oh, my God, Tony. 787 00:47:26,715 --> 00:47:29,505 How are you? I'm good. How are you? 788 00:47:30,885 --> 00:47:32,215 Missing you. 789 00:47:32,285 --> 00:47:34,255 I'm all right. I'm missing you, too. 790 00:47:34,315 --> 00:47:37,045 I saw your mom. We went to visit your sister. 791 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:39,085 How is she? Your mom? 792 00:47:39,495 --> 00:47:40,825 No, Rini. 793 00:47:41,395 --> 00:47:44,385 She's doing better. She's doing really good. 794 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,525 So this guy... Did you get the pictures? 795 00:47:47,595 --> 00:47:49,965 Yeah, I got them. They're great. 796 00:47:50,265 --> 00:47:52,065 Did you see the one of you and me? 797 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:54,405 The guy at the hotel... Who? 798 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:59,275 How well do you know him, Kris? 799 00:48:00,715 --> 00:48:04,375 Who, Carl? He's just a friend. 800 00:48:05,855 --> 00:48:07,845 How well do you know him? 801 00:48:08,615 --> 00:48:11,085 Tony, he's just a friend. 802 00:48:15,665 --> 00:48:17,625 Hello? Yeah, I'm here. 803 00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,265 Hello? Kris? 804 00:48:20,865 --> 00:48:22,565 Tony? I'm here. 805 00:48:22,805 --> 00:48:24,265 Tony! Kris? 806 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:26,695 God. Kris? 807 00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:52,915 You were making some pretty weird sounds, man. 808 00:49:59,795 --> 00:50:02,355 Dettman's wife sent him Deer Hunter. 809 00:50:03,235 --> 00:50:04,755 Let's go watch it. 810 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,295 Put it on! 811 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,465 Shut up, Fowler, you fucking shit bird! 812 00:50:11,545 --> 00:50:12,805 Shut the fuck up. 813 00:50:13,215 --> 00:50:14,735 You shut up already. 814 00:50:15,715 --> 00:50:16,975 Yeah! 815 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:21,015 Get your boot off my fucking chair, you fucking boot. 816 00:50:22,055 --> 00:50:24,385 Rude motherfucker, Swoff. 817 00:50:39,235 --> 00:50:40,705 What the fuck? 818 00:50:44,205 --> 00:50:45,695 That's my wife. 819 00:50:47,715 --> 00:50:49,335 That's my fucking wife! 820 00:50:49,815 --> 00:50:52,045 Oh, fuck. That's my wife. 821 00:50:52,885 --> 00:50:55,075 That's Clancey. That's my fucking neighbor. 822 00:50:55,155 --> 00:50:57,455 I lent him my fucking car. That's my wife. 823 00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:00,455 That's my fucking wife! 824 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,195 You fucking bitch! 825 00:51:03,265 --> 00:51:06,255 No! You slut! No! 826 00:51:06,335 --> 00:51:07,455 Fuck! 827 00:51:09,535 --> 00:51:11,665 You don't need to see this shit. Oh, fuck, baby. 828 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:14,065 You don't need to see this. Swoff, come on. 829 00:51:14,135 --> 00:51:16,835 Take him outside. Come on, Dettman. Come on. 830 00:51:22,315 --> 00:51:24,335 Fuck! I wanna go home! 831 00:51:26,155 --> 00:51:27,415 I wanna go home. 832 00:51:32,385 --> 00:51:34,085 Who's fucking around now, Brian? 833 00:51:44,165 --> 00:51:46,325 Fucking faggot, man! Let's watch it again! 834 00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:59,575 That's enough! That's enough! 835 00:52:01,755 --> 00:52:05,155 No, no, no! Why? That's his fucking wife! 836 00:52:12,695 --> 00:52:13,895 No fun! 837 00:52:23,145 --> 00:52:24,335 What are you doing? 838 00:52:29,075 --> 00:52:31,135 I'm waiting for you to leave so I can watch it again. 839 00:52:32,415 --> 00:52:34,005 Why do you want to watch it again? 840 00:52:34,755 --> 00:52:36,685 I want to watch it again. 841 00:52:37,785 --> 00:52:38,845 Why? 842 00:52:43,065 --> 00:52:44,395 I want to see what it's like... 843 00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:47,295 to watch somebody else fuck your girlfriend. 844 00:53:00,215 --> 00:53:02,545 Come on. Get your shit. 845 00:53:03,185 --> 00:53:05,175 Come on. We're going back. 846 00:53:20,335 --> 00:53:21,925 For most problems... 847 00:53:21,995 --> 00:53:23,995 the Marine is issued a solution. 848 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:28,195 If ill, go to sickbay. 849 00:53:29,345 --> 00:53:32,365 If wounded, call corpsman. 850 00:53:33,345 --> 00:53:37,045 If dead, report to graves registration. 851 00:53:39,145 --> 00:53:41,275 If losing his mind, however... 852 00:53:42,115 --> 00:53:45,715 no standard solution exists. 853 00:53:46,995 --> 00:53:48,115 No... 854 00:53:48,755 --> 00:53:50,125 standard... 855 00:53:50,925 --> 00:53:52,225 solution... 856 00:53:53,265 --> 00:53:54,425 exists. 857 00:53:54,695 --> 00:53:57,535 What's up, buddy? Merry Christmas. Yeah. 858 00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:00,465 I hear you got some good shit. 859 00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:03,365 Fly, rumor, on winged feet. 860 00:54:03,705 --> 00:54:04,935 Here... 861 00:54:06,245 --> 00:54:07,545 read this. 862 00:54:08,345 --> 00:54:11,075 What is it? It's a love letter for the Major. 863 00:54:11,145 --> 00:54:13,135 I write all of his letters. 864 00:54:13,215 --> 00:54:16,055 "Dear sweet Gloria, I wish I was up in you now... 865 00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:18,315 "with a finger in your ass. 866 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:20,655 "Love you, Captain Skinboat." 867 00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:24,555 I studied classics at Dartmouth. 868 00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:26,025 It's a good school. 869 00:54:28,635 --> 00:54:30,195 $40, five gallons. 870 00:54:36,475 --> 00:54:39,105 Hey, Swoff. Which way do I mount this? 871 00:54:40,415 --> 00:54:42,035 What does it say? 872 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:44,975 "Front toward enemy." Oh, yeah. 873 00:54:46,315 --> 00:54:49,715 Got to be a clue. Thanks. Sorry. 874 00:54:50,885 --> 00:54:53,685 Fergus, you take my watch tonight, I'll pay you back. 875 00:54:53,755 --> 00:54:55,655 Not again. It's Christmas Eve. 876 00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:57,525 I'll send you out a fucking tree. 877 00:54:57,595 --> 00:55:00,085 Oh, great, a tree. Merry Christmas. 878 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:02,395 * I'll take you frame by frame it * 879 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,295 * To have y'all jumpin' shall we sing it * 880 00:55:04,365 --> 00:55:06,995 * O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple * 881 00:55:07,075 --> 00:55:09,595 * The last P, well, that's not that simple * 882 00:55:09,675 --> 00:55:11,165 * You down with OPP ** 883 00:55:24,685 --> 00:55:25,955 * The first two letters are the same * 884 00:55:26,025 --> 00:55:26,955 * The last is something different * 885 00:55:27,025 --> 00:55:29,355 * It's the longest, loveliest, leanest I call it the leanest * 886 00:55:29,425 --> 00:55:30,725 * It's another five letter word ** 887 00:56:18,775 --> 00:56:20,265 Fucking killers! 888 00:56:31,885 --> 00:56:32,915 Shit! 889 00:56:37,425 --> 00:56:38,415 Shit! 890 00:56:45,365 --> 00:56:46,495 Shit. 891 00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:55,075 Oh, shit! 892 00:56:58,145 --> 00:56:59,745 What the fuck? 893 00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:02,445 Come on! Now! 894 00:57:02,515 --> 00:57:04,385 Let's get some! 895 00:57:07,295 --> 00:57:08,755 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 896 00:57:19,975 --> 00:57:21,335 What the fuck is that? 897 00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:24,465 It's time to do it all! It's time for me to... 898 00:57:32,885 --> 00:57:35,545 Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry. 899 00:57:36,555 --> 00:57:38,315 It was my sausages. 900 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:50,595 Fucker's fucked now. 901 00:58:07,415 --> 00:58:10,405 So do you have all of that unauthorized beverage out of your system? 902 00:58:14,255 --> 00:58:15,885 Whose watch was that, Swofford? 903 00:58:18,965 --> 00:58:20,455 It was mine. It was yours. 904 00:58:20,535 --> 00:58:22,865 But since you don't know how to handle responsibility... 905 00:58:22,935 --> 00:58:24,625 we are demoting you. 906 00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:27,435 You are now a private. 907 00:58:30,045 --> 00:58:33,305 You think you're the only one that's bored around here? 908 00:58:36,265 --> 00:58:38,275 And it will begin... 909 00:58:38,345 --> 00:58:40,175 I don't want you covering my ass. 910 00:58:43,515 --> 00:58:45,205 So guess what's next? 911 00:58:48,285 --> 00:58:51,375 Instructions for the effective burning of shitters. 912 00:58:51,525 --> 00:58:53,455 The Marine will need the following: 913 00:58:53,525 --> 00:58:56,615 One metal fence post, one pair of welder's gloves... 914 00:58:56,695 --> 00:59:01,025 five gallons of diesel fuel, and one box of matches. 915 00:59:01,265 --> 00:59:02,785 Hold it right there, Marine. 916 00:59:05,135 --> 00:59:08,505 So you are the fucking idiot who tried to burn down my camp. 917 00:59:08,575 --> 00:59:09,735 Yes, sir. 918 00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:13,175 Stick that back in there. 919 00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:15,835 It's already full of diesel fuel, sir. 920 00:59:17,545 --> 00:59:20,315 I don't care if it's full of Chanel No. 5. 921 00:59:20,615 --> 00:59:23,405 I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory. 922 00:59:24,785 --> 00:59:26,875 Stick that fucker back in there. 923 00:59:33,755 --> 00:59:35,195 I'm waiting. 924 00:59:43,005 --> 00:59:44,935 I left you a little gift in there. 925 00:59:45,005 --> 00:59:47,235 Not too hard, not too soft. 926 00:59:48,305 --> 00:59:49,535 Perfect. 927 00:59:50,205 --> 00:59:51,765 Thank you, sir. 928 00:59:52,145 --> 00:59:53,905 Happy holidays, Private. 929 01:00:26,315 --> 01:00:27,405 Done. 930 01:00:30,145 --> 01:00:31,275 Done. 931 01:00:31,345 --> 01:00:32,505 Again. 932 01:00:40,795 --> 01:00:41,955 Again. 933 01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:49,455 Done. Done. 934 01:00:50,435 --> 01:00:52,565 How many is that, Cortez? Twenty-six in a row. 935 01:00:52,635 --> 01:00:54,665 What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you... 936 01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:55,795 for fucking me over like that? 937 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:57,275 I already told you, it was an accident. 938 01:00:57,345 --> 01:00:58,435 An accident. 939 01:00:59,045 --> 01:01:01,015 Right. Like when this trigger slips. 940 01:01:02,515 --> 01:01:04,605 Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where? 941 01:01:05,215 --> 01:01:07,345 Cottonwood Falls. Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. 942 01:01:07,415 --> 01:01:09,685 They won't have their little boy to send fucking cookies to. 943 01:01:09,755 --> 01:01:11,225 I'll say it was an accidental discharge. 944 01:01:11,285 --> 01:01:12,915 I might even spend some time in the brig... 945 01:01:12,995 --> 01:01:15,425 but I'll end this fucking waiting. 946 01:01:17,025 --> 01:01:19,155 And I'll know what it's like to kill a man. 947 01:01:20,995 --> 01:01:22,725 What are you doing? 948 01:01:23,005 --> 01:01:25,335 I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. 949 01:01:25,405 --> 01:01:27,735 After the prone position, it is the platform most likely... 950 01:01:27,805 --> 01:01:29,735 to enable a Marine to effectively kill his target. 951 01:01:29,805 --> 01:01:31,705 His target being a human, generally an enemy... 952 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:33,335 but sometimes a friend or friendly. 953 01:01:33,415 --> 01:01:35,275 We call this friendly fire, or friendly fucking... 954 01:01:35,345 --> 01:01:36,645 or getting friendly fucked. 955 01:01:36,715 --> 01:01:38,145 Come on, Swoff, it was your watch. 956 01:01:38,215 --> 01:01:41,205 It was Christmas Eve, and I was just sitting there thinking about home. 957 01:01:41,285 --> 01:01:42,655 That's it. What do you think, Cortez? 958 01:01:42,715 --> 01:01:45,085 You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp? 959 01:01:45,155 --> 01:01:46,455 Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen. 960 01:01:46,525 --> 01:01:49,045 You don't see shit, right? I don't see shit. 961 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,555 This ain't even my tent. 962 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:53,615 As a matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff. 963 01:02:05,945 --> 01:02:07,275 What are you doing, man? 964 01:02:09,045 --> 01:02:11,035 The M16A2 service rifle is a lightweight... 965 01:02:11,115 --> 01:02:13,445 air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed shoulder weapon. 966 01:02:13,515 --> 01:02:15,815 It fires a 5.56 mm ball projectile... 967 01:02:15,885 --> 01:02:17,685 muzzle velocity 2,800 feet per second. 968 01:02:17,755 --> 01:02:19,815 This is my rifle. Repeat after me. 969 01:02:20,925 --> 01:02:22,285 Repeat after me. 970 01:02:23,695 --> 01:02:25,285 Repeat after me! 971 01:02:25,395 --> 01:02:27,885 This is my rifle. There you go. That's right. 972 01:02:27,965 --> 01:02:30,435 Say the fucking words! 973 01:02:30,505 --> 01:02:33,625 There are many like it. There are many like it. 974 01:02:33,775 --> 01:02:35,465 But this one is mine. 975 01:02:35,535 --> 01:02:38,505 Without my rifle, I am nothing. Say it, you fucking idiot! 976 01:02:38,575 --> 01:02:39,975 No. This is my rifle! 977 01:02:40,045 --> 01:02:42,675 There are many like it, but this one is mine! 978 01:02:42,745 --> 01:02:44,975 Without my rifle, I am nothing. This is... 979 01:02:45,045 --> 01:02:47,315 No, come on! Shut the fuck up. 980 01:02:47,385 --> 01:02:48,875 Shut the fuck up. 981 01:02:48,955 --> 01:02:50,815 Shut the fuck up and repeat after me! 982 01:02:50,885 --> 01:02:52,085 Without me, I'm... 983 01:02:52,155 --> 01:02:54,355 This is my rifle. There are many like it! 984 01:02:54,425 --> 01:02:58,015 Without me, my rifle is nothing! Fucking say it! Repeat after me! 985 01:02:58,095 --> 01:03:00,965 Repeat after me! Without my rifle, I am nothing! 986 01:03:01,065 --> 01:03:02,795 I am nothing! I am nothing. 987 01:03:02,865 --> 01:03:04,125 Shut the fuck up. I'm nothing. 988 01:03:04,205 --> 01:03:05,395 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 989 01:03:05,465 --> 01:03:06,695 Get up. 990 01:03:07,605 --> 01:03:09,905 Fuck, shoot me, then. Fucking shoot me! 991 01:03:09,975 --> 01:03:11,995 Shoot me in the fucking face! I don't want to. 992 01:03:12,075 --> 01:03:13,265 Do you fucking see how hard it is? 993 01:03:13,345 --> 01:03:15,335 You shoot me in the fucking face, you fucking faggot! 994 01:03:15,415 --> 01:03:17,815 No, I don't want to. Friendly fucking fire! 995 01:03:17,885 --> 01:03:20,575 Shoot me, you fucking pussy! No. 996 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:21,875 Fuck! 997 01:03:26,395 --> 01:03:27,445 Fuck. 998 01:03:36,535 --> 01:03:38,765 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 999 01:03:57,955 --> 01:04:01,655 So you had a round in the chamber? You were locked and loaded? 1000 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:04,155 I messed up, man. 1001 01:04:04,225 --> 01:04:05,995 Look at him. He's fucking shaking. 1002 01:04:09,835 --> 01:04:12,095 Fergus, get up here. I messed up, man. 1003 01:04:12,165 --> 01:04:13,265 Okay. 1004 01:04:17,845 --> 01:04:19,205 Look at him. 1005 01:04:22,415 --> 01:04:25,845 You fucking do that again, and I will shoot you myself. 1006 01:04:27,055 --> 01:04:28,415 All right? 1007 01:04:30,285 --> 01:04:31,415 Well? 1008 01:04:47,105 --> 01:04:48,625 I'm sorry, man. 1009 01:04:55,745 --> 01:04:57,235 What was that? 1010 01:04:57,315 --> 01:04:59,075 It might be an echo. 1011 01:05:02,255 --> 01:05:04,345 No, it's not. I hear it, too. 1012 01:05:04,425 --> 01:05:06,855 Call it in. See if there are friendlies in the area. 1013 01:05:06,925 --> 01:05:08,255 Lima 2 Charlie. 1014 01:05:10,395 --> 01:05:11,655 Lima 2 Charlie. 1015 01:05:11,725 --> 01:05:13,215 This fucking shit is fucked, man. 1016 01:05:13,295 --> 01:05:15,525 Army has satellites, and we have this fucking shit. 1017 01:05:15,595 --> 01:05:17,965 Better off sending smoke signals, man. 1018 01:05:18,035 --> 01:05:19,795 All right, guys, spread it out. 1019 01:05:34,555 --> 01:05:37,285 Troy. Troy. 1020 01:05:37,355 --> 01:05:39,215 Who are they, man? I don't know. 1021 01:05:44,865 --> 01:05:46,795 They got RPGs under their robes, man. 1022 01:05:46,865 --> 01:05:49,855 If they've got anthrax in there, we're gonna fucking melt. 1023 01:06:16,425 --> 01:06:17,825 Form a line! 1024 01:06:25,105 --> 01:06:26,225 Okay. 1025 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,535 What do we do now? 1026 01:06:33,245 --> 01:06:35,305 Looks like they wanna talk. 1027 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:37,245 Yeah? How you gonna do that? 1028 01:06:44,685 --> 01:06:46,015 That's his left hand. Shoot him! 1029 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:48,255 Easy, easy, easy. Hold your fire. 1030 01:06:55,565 --> 01:06:58,625 Swoff, what are you doing? Swoff! 1031 01:06:59,565 --> 01:07:01,035 Guys, cover him. 1032 01:07:05,175 --> 01:07:06,935 Fucking crazy motherfucker. 1033 01:07:15,555 --> 01:07:16,745 What's up, man? 1034 01:07:18,685 --> 01:07:19,815 What? 1035 01:07:22,025 --> 01:07:23,455 What is he doing? 1036 01:07:24,025 --> 01:07:25,155 Calm down. 1037 01:07:25,225 --> 01:07:27,055 What the fuck is he doing? 1038 01:07:27,135 --> 01:07:29,035 Don't fucking touch the rifle! 1039 01:07:29,735 --> 01:07:31,895 Back up! Back the fuck up! 1040 01:07:34,405 --> 01:07:35,565 No fire. 1041 01:07:36,235 --> 01:07:37,465 No fire! 1042 01:08:00,995 --> 01:08:03,835 What did he say? Someone shot their camels. 1043 01:08:04,165 --> 01:08:07,195 What? Someone shot their camels, man. 1044 01:08:08,735 --> 01:08:10,675 Eight men for five camels. 1045 01:08:17,985 --> 01:08:19,715 Swoff spoke Arabic. 1046 01:08:20,115 --> 01:08:23,675 Sounded like a duck fucking or something, but he spoke Arabic. 1047 01:08:23,755 --> 01:08:26,245 Oh, yeah, yeah. But at least we finally saw something. 1048 01:08:26,325 --> 01:08:27,955 You guys should see what the.40 does... 1049 01:08:28,025 --> 01:08:30,325 to the head of a fucking camel, though. 1050 01:08:30,695 --> 01:08:33,725 What does the.40 do to the head of a camel, Fowler? 1051 01:08:34,095 --> 01:08:37,085 It turns the head inside out in about three fucking knots. 1052 01:08:37,165 --> 01:08:38,795 The head shot's like a motherfucker, too. 1053 01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:40,595 It's easy shots, slow... 1054 01:08:40,935 --> 01:08:41,925 Boom! 1055 01:08:46,305 --> 01:08:47,575 Oh, shit! 1056 01:08:47,715 --> 01:08:51,045 Wow! Here they are! My lady love! 1057 01:08:51,115 --> 01:08:52,775 Show's starting, boys! 1058 01:08:52,845 --> 01:08:55,875 Hey, teach me some of that Arabic. What's "Come suck my dick"? 1059 01:08:57,825 --> 01:08:59,115 ...ducks fucking... 1060 01:09:04,225 --> 01:09:06,755 Drop the zero, get with the hero. I like you. 1061 01:09:06,835 --> 01:09:09,695 Sit down, Fowler. That's the one. You saw. 1062 01:09:10,865 --> 01:09:13,395 She'll never forget me, man. It's not funny, man. 1063 01:09:13,475 --> 01:09:15,705 That bitch wanted me. Did you see that? 1064 01:09:15,775 --> 01:09:17,835 You truly are an asshole. Come on, man. 1065 01:09:17,905 --> 01:09:19,495 You just haven't got to kill anything yet. 1066 01:09:19,575 --> 01:09:21,665 That's your problem, man. Don't fucking touch me. 1067 01:09:21,745 --> 01:09:23,475 You'll get to kill something sometime. 1068 01:09:23,545 --> 01:09:26,445 Your day will come, man. Your day will come. 1069 01:09:33,425 --> 01:09:34,445 Listen up! 1070 01:09:34,525 --> 01:09:36,995 I'm about to read to you what Mr. Saddam Hussein... 1071 01:09:37,065 --> 01:09:39,185 has just said to the Iraqi people. 1072 01:09:39,265 --> 01:09:42,455 And you better not consider this a bunch of bullshit. 1073 01:09:42,535 --> 01:09:44,895 "The mother of all battles is upon us. 1074 01:09:44,965 --> 01:09:46,905 "The sacrifices the Iraqi people will make... 1075 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,565 "are equal to the importance of the victory. 1076 01:09:49,635 --> 01:09:53,305 "Kuwait is the branch that must be returned to the tree. 1077 01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:56,345 "The blood of the infidels will flow like a river. 1078 01:09:56,415 --> 01:09:59,145 "Jihad is the way of all Arab people." 1079 01:09:59,415 --> 01:10:01,975 We are now Operation Desert Storm. 1080 01:10:02,055 --> 01:10:04,315 And we're the fucking righteous hammer of God. 1081 01:10:04,385 --> 01:10:07,615 And that hammer is coming down. It's real now. 1082 01:10:08,255 --> 01:10:09,815 We're going to the border. 1083 01:10:09,895 --> 01:10:11,555 Ooh-rah! 1084 01:10:34,255 --> 01:10:35,805 Let's go! Let's move it! 1085 01:10:35,885 --> 01:10:38,045 Let's punch in this clock. We got work to do. 1086 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,885 Let's go. Let's move. 1087 01:10:39,955 --> 01:10:41,985 Come on! Let's go! 1088 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:43,755 Move. 1089 01:10:44,425 --> 01:10:45,685 Listen up. 1090 01:10:45,765 --> 01:10:47,925 When we cross this berm tomorrow... 1091 01:10:47,995 --> 01:10:51,595 we expect as many as 30,000 casualties the first day. 1092 01:10:51,945 --> 01:10:55,035 There will be gas. It will be fucking nasty. 1093 01:10:55,115 --> 01:10:58,775 These atropine-oxime injectors go along with your PB pill packs. 1094 01:10:58,845 --> 01:11:02,075 In the event that you're attacked by nerve agents such as soman... 1095 01:11:02,155 --> 01:11:04,715 these agents will produce casualties immediately... 1096 01:11:04,785 --> 01:11:08,085 if you do not deploy these countermeasures fucking ricky-tick. 1097 01:11:08,155 --> 01:11:11,215 Why in the fuck, if we've already taken a set of PB pills... 1098 01:11:11,295 --> 01:11:13,225 and just now been issued the fucking injector? 1099 01:11:13,295 --> 01:11:15,425 Shut the fuck up. I'm sick of your shit. 1100 01:11:15,495 --> 01:11:16,985 All right, all right, man. Calm down. 1101 01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:19,195 Look, they don't want chemically dead fighters on CNN. 1102 01:11:19,265 --> 01:11:20,465 Just sign it, Kruger. 1103 01:11:20,535 --> 01:11:22,665 What the fuck is this? It's a waiver. 1104 01:11:22,735 --> 01:11:24,205 It says these pills aren't proven. 1105 01:11:24,275 --> 01:11:26,645 It says you won't sue if you get fucked up. 1106 01:11:26,705 --> 01:11:28,905 Okay, yeah, sure, fine. 1107 01:11:28,975 --> 01:11:31,315 I'll take the fucking pills, and a year later... 1108 01:11:31,385 --> 01:11:34,215 my asshole will turn inside out and start fucking talking to me. 1109 01:11:34,285 --> 01:11:36,945 It's all a bitch. These pills ain't worth a shit. 1110 01:11:37,025 --> 01:11:39,255 Kruger, you country motherfuck! 1111 01:11:39,985 --> 01:11:42,825 In 1987, Saddam Insane used chemical weapons... 1112 01:11:42,895 --> 01:11:46,025 against the Kurds, and he killed thousands like fucking that. 1113 01:11:46,095 --> 01:11:48,965 The ones that lived, their kids came out fucked up. 1114 01:11:49,035 --> 01:11:51,395 Eight toes to one foot, no anal opening... 1115 01:11:51,465 --> 01:11:52,765 retarded, blind. 1116 01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:54,205 Such fucked up little motherfuckers... 1117 01:11:54,275 --> 01:11:55,735 they should have just killed them all anyway. 1118 01:11:55,805 --> 01:11:57,775 You want that, don't take the pills. 1119 01:11:57,845 --> 01:12:00,465 You don't want that, sign the fucking waivers... 1120 01:12:00,545 --> 01:12:02,635 and take the fucking pills! 1121 01:12:04,245 --> 01:12:06,475 All of you, get your pills in your hand. 1122 01:12:06,545 --> 01:12:09,515 Get them out. Get them so I can see them. 1123 01:12:12,985 --> 01:12:14,885 Now take the pill and put it on your tongue. 1124 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:20,255 Swallow the pill. 1125 01:12:20,495 --> 01:12:22,125 Now let me see your tongues. 1126 01:12:26,405 --> 01:12:29,425 Now, doesn't that feel better? Don't we all feel better? 1127 01:12:29,505 --> 01:12:31,495 Yes, Staff Sergeant! Good. 1128 01:12:32,005 --> 01:12:34,205 Now, dig your sleeping holes. 1129 01:12:35,015 --> 01:12:37,245 Dig your holes with the hands God gave you. 1130 01:12:49,955 --> 01:12:51,555 Fucking zoomies. 1131 01:12:51,925 --> 01:12:54,325 They're gonna win the war all by themselves? 1132 01:12:54,665 --> 01:12:56,895 They'll be sleeping in their own beds tonight, too. 1133 01:12:56,965 --> 01:12:59,525 So what, man? We're scout fucking snipers. 1134 01:12:59,605 --> 01:13:02,435 When the shit hits the fan, we lead the fucking way. Ooh-rah! 1135 01:13:02,505 --> 01:13:03,495 Ooh-rah. 1136 01:13:03,575 --> 01:13:06,905 Sure, look around. You hear those planes. 1137 01:13:07,045 --> 01:13:09,405 This war is gonna move too fast for us. 1138 01:13:09,475 --> 01:13:11,535 All right, we can shoot 1,000 yards. 1139 01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:14,405 To go that far in Vietnam, that would take a week. 1140 01:13:14,485 --> 01:13:15,885 In World War I, a year. 1141 01:13:15,955 --> 01:13:18,715 Here, it's gonna take about 10 fucking seconds. 1142 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,485 By the time we have our rifles dialed... 1143 01:13:20,555 --> 01:13:22,955 the war is going to be a mile down the road. 1144 01:13:23,925 --> 01:13:25,155 Wake up! 1145 01:13:27,395 --> 01:13:28,555 Jesus! 1146 01:13:32,565 --> 01:13:34,195 What the fuck is going on? 1147 01:13:34,275 --> 01:13:35,935 Get out of my sleeping hole. 1148 01:13:36,005 --> 01:13:38,945 We're about to go in the shit, and you're fucking with their heads. 1149 01:13:39,005 --> 01:13:40,805 Get out of my sleeping hole. 1150 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,435 Lucky day! Listen up! 1151 01:13:42,515 --> 01:13:44,945 We've got our orders. We leave tomorrow, 0900. 1152 01:13:45,015 --> 01:13:46,745 Swofford, you got to sign your waiver again. 1153 01:13:46,815 --> 01:13:48,215 I can't read your fucking handwriting. 1154 01:13:48,285 --> 01:13:50,045 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1155 01:14:02,435 --> 01:14:03,555 Done. 1156 01:14:03,635 --> 01:14:06,695 I don't give a fuck, Swofford, I could read it the first time. 1157 01:14:06,765 --> 01:14:08,965 Your boy, Troy got turned down for re-enlistment. 1158 01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:12,175 What? You're fucking with me. 1159 01:14:12,245 --> 01:14:14,705 Hey, watch your mouth. I don't need your fucking attitude. 1160 01:14:14,775 --> 01:14:17,405 But that's all he... That's all he wants, is to be in the Suck. 1161 01:14:17,485 --> 01:14:20,315 I know that, but the Suck doesn't want him. 1162 01:14:20,485 --> 01:14:23,355 He had a criminal record. He lied about it. 1163 01:14:23,715 --> 01:14:26,115 And he lied about it on his application. 1164 01:14:26,185 --> 01:14:29,355 So when we get back home, he's out. He's out. 1165 01:14:29,425 --> 01:14:32,585 The reason I'm telling you is so you can keep him from fucking up. 1166 01:14:32,665 --> 01:14:34,855 You think you can manage that? 1167 01:14:35,965 --> 01:14:37,725 Can you manage that? 1168 01:15:13,975 --> 01:15:16,905 What? So you weren't even gonna tell me? 1169 01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:19,905 What? 1170 01:15:24,245 --> 01:15:27,045 Why don't you just shut the fuck up and mind your own business? 1171 01:15:45,005 --> 01:15:46,905 What the fuck is this, man? 1172 01:15:46,965 --> 01:15:48,835 Bet it smells good, man. 1173 01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:51,605 She sent it back, man. 1174 01:15:51,675 --> 01:15:53,575 Sent it back like you send back a ring. 1175 01:15:53,645 --> 01:15:54,765 What did she write? 1176 01:15:54,845 --> 01:15:56,575 "I'll always love you, Kristina." 1177 01:15:56,645 --> 01:15:58,775 What's the fucking problem, then? 1178 01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,715 Nothing stays the same, Swoff. 1179 01:16:00,785 --> 01:16:03,475 Not our girlfriends, not our families, not anyone. 1180 01:16:03,555 --> 01:16:05,455 Time doesn't stop back in the real world... 1181 01:16:05,525 --> 01:16:08,145 'cause we're about to go in the shit. We're Marines. 1182 01:16:08,225 --> 01:16:11,995 Nobody gives a rat's ass. No, we're jarheads. 1183 01:16:12,865 --> 01:16:14,555 Yeah, what the fuck do you know? 1184 01:16:14,635 --> 01:16:17,395 I know you're a fucking jarhead, and that's all I need to know. 1185 01:16:17,465 --> 01:16:18,795 Jar-fucking-head. 1186 01:16:18,865 --> 01:16:21,135 Hey, jarhead, what's the Marine Corps birthday? 1187 01:16:21,205 --> 01:16:23,765 Marine Corps birthday? November 10th, 1775. 1188 01:16:23,835 --> 01:16:25,675 Older than the USA. Fucking A. 1189 01:16:25,745 --> 01:16:28,305 Birthplace? Tun Tavern, Philadelphia. 1190 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,845 That's the city of brotherly love. 1191 01:16:29,915 --> 01:16:31,205 A. Tarawa? 1192 01:16:31,285 --> 01:16:32,835 Bloodiest battle of World War II. 1193 01:16:32,915 --> 01:16:33,975 Dan Daly? 1194 01:16:34,055 --> 01:16:37,885 Killed 37 Chinese by hand during the Boxer Rebellion of 1900. 1195 01:16:37,955 --> 01:16:41,115 The greatest weapon on earth? The Marine and his rifle! 1196 01:16:41,195 --> 01:16:42,915 You wanna win your fucking war? 1197 01:16:42,995 --> 01:16:44,455 You tell it to the Marines! 1198 01:16:45,865 --> 01:16:48,265 Get the brand! Get the brand! Now! Now! Now! 1199 01:16:48,335 --> 01:16:49,795 Get him down! 1200 01:17:07,885 --> 01:17:08,945 He's yours. 1201 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,345 You earned it, man. 1202 01:17:28,305 --> 01:17:31,105 We turned the inside of our tent... 1203 01:17:31,705 --> 01:17:33,195 into a circus. 1204 01:17:35,245 --> 01:17:38,685 'Cause inside of our circus, we cannot be injured. 1205 01:17:40,985 --> 01:17:43,815 Inside of our circus, we cannot be touched. 1206 01:17:46,185 --> 01:17:48,525 But we are insane... 1207 01:17:49,525 --> 01:17:50,825 to believe this. 1208 01:17:51,595 --> 01:17:52,655 Incoming! 1209 01:17:52,765 --> 01:17:54,095 Corpsman! 1210 01:18:00,805 --> 01:18:03,135 Get the fuck in here! Get the fuck in here! 1211 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,835 Get the fuck down here! 1212 01:18:05,905 --> 01:18:07,535 Incoming! 1213 01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:24,655 My combat action... 1214 01:18:26,395 --> 01:18:27,885 has commenced. 1215 01:18:40,245 --> 01:18:41,865 Corpsman! 1216 01:18:43,545 --> 01:18:44,805 Corpsman! 1217 01:18:45,785 --> 01:18:47,445 Are you all right? 1218 01:18:50,315 --> 01:18:52,045 What the fuck, man? 1219 01:18:53,985 --> 01:18:55,185 I pissed myself. 1220 01:18:55,255 --> 01:18:56,955 Got to find the fucking FO. What? 1221 01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:59,055 The forward observers, they got us dialed in. 1222 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,455 We gotta find the fuck... Get down! 1223 01:19:00,525 --> 01:19:02,255 Fuck! Swofford, you get on the binos. 1224 01:19:02,335 --> 01:19:03,925 You get your binos and you find him. 1225 01:19:03,995 --> 01:19:06,765 Troy, get on that radio. Radio's dead. 1226 01:19:06,835 --> 01:19:10,035 Go to the com truck! Look up! And get some batteries! 1227 01:19:10,105 --> 01:19:11,975 Where is it? It's over there! 1228 01:19:14,275 --> 01:19:16,145 Jesus! It ain't getting no closer. 1229 01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:17,805 Get the fuck going! 1230 01:19:18,985 --> 01:19:20,075 Fuck! 1231 01:19:25,025 --> 01:19:26,285 Corpsman! 1232 01:19:28,155 --> 01:19:29,555 Corpsman! 1233 01:19:31,925 --> 01:19:34,525 Do not fucking die! Do not fucking die! 1234 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,825 Do not fucking die! 1235 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,295 Do not fucking die! 1236 01:19:46,275 --> 01:19:48,475 This fucking hole isn't deep enough! 1237 01:19:48,545 --> 01:19:51,675 What are you talking about? We need batteries for the 77. 1238 01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:53,945 Fuck! Man, we are fucking dying! 1239 01:19:54,015 --> 01:19:55,675 I need a fucking battery for the 77. 1240 01:19:55,755 --> 01:19:57,045 Why are you fucking arguing with me? 1241 01:19:57,115 --> 01:19:58,745 What are you doing? Those are dead batteries! 1242 01:19:58,825 --> 01:19:59,815 Shut up! 1243 01:20:04,765 --> 01:20:07,555 What took you so long? Fuck you. 1244 01:20:09,035 --> 01:20:11,095 Here are the coordinates, call that fucker in. 1245 01:20:16,005 --> 01:20:18,595 I just ran through incoming to get a dead fucking battery. 1246 01:20:18,675 --> 01:20:20,235 Welcome to the Suck. 1247 01:20:20,305 --> 01:20:21,605 Fuck! 1248 01:20:21,675 --> 01:20:24,275 Damn, you was too fucking slow! They're already retreating! 1249 01:20:24,345 --> 01:20:26,905 Sykes says we're going after them! We're gonna get some! 1250 01:21:07,625 --> 01:21:10,685 That was A10s. Warthogs, baby. 1251 01:21:11,595 --> 01:21:13,495 Those things are fucking tank killers. 1252 01:21:13,565 --> 01:21:16,425 That shit's a fucking monster. Yeah, no shit, Fowler. 1253 01:21:16,495 --> 01:21:20,435 * Off they go into the wide blue yonder ** 1254 01:21:20,505 --> 01:21:22,335 Let's go, zoomies! 1255 01:21:23,805 --> 01:21:25,705 Let's drop that righteous hand of God! 1256 01:21:25,775 --> 01:21:27,705 Fowler, get back in formation. 1257 01:21:27,775 --> 01:21:31,005 They're about to drop those bombs! Fowler, stay in position. 1258 01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:33,815 They're gonna drop the hand of God all over the Iraqis! 1259 01:21:33,885 --> 01:21:36,245 Fowler, stay in your formation. Yeah! 1260 01:21:39,455 --> 01:21:40,825 Fowler, get... 1261 01:21:40,895 --> 01:21:43,125 Are they supposed to come back? 1262 01:21:43,395 --> 01:21:45,015 Get in formation! 1263 01:21:48,865 --> 01:21:50,125 Incoming! 1264 01:22:04,685 --> 01:22:07,145 Quebec 4 Delta, this is Echo 5 Charlie. 1265 01:22:07,215 --> 01:22:09,085 Request medevac, priority. 1266 01:22:09,155 --> 01:22:12,585 Marines down, in grid 671584. 1267 01:22:12,655 --> 01:22:14,355 We'll mark with smoke, over. 1268 01:22:15,595 --> 01:22:17,655 What are they doing? Supposed to be flying. 1269 01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:19,385 Fucking assholes. 1270 01:22:19,925 --> 01:22:21,865 You call those Humvees up, and we keep moving. 1271 01:22:21,935 --> 01:22:23,725 They fucking thought we were Iraqis? 1272 01:22:25,105 --> 01:22:26,495 Keep moving. 1273 01:22:37,215 --> 01:22:38,445 Come on. 1274 01:22:44,115 --> 01:22:45,105 Keep moving. 1275 01:22:45,185 --> 01:22:47,085 They could be over this next berm. 1276 01:23:18,485 --> 01:23:22,615 Now listen up, let's stay focused. We're heading north. Let's move out. 1277 01:23:25,325 --> 01:23:27,095 Keep your eyes open. 1278 01:24:55,985 --> 01:24:59,145 What are you doing? They were trying to get away. 1279 01:25:00,455 --> 01:25:02,325 Fuck it, man. Come on. 1280 01:25:48,835 --> 01:25:50,735 Fergus, here. 1281 01:25:52,275 --> 01:25:53,465 Thanks. 1282 01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:57,445 Staff Sergeant, I gotta take a shit. 1283 01:25:57,515 --> 01:25:59,275 Stay in voice range. 1284 01:26:02,815 --> 01:26:04,545 Spaghetti marinara. 1285 01:27:30,235 --> 01:27:32,465 One fucking hell of a day, huh? 1286 01:27:48,655 --> 01:27:50,525 You all right? Yeah. 1287 01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:53,785 What's over there? 1288 01:27:56,435 --> 01:27:57,655 Nothing. 1289 01:27:59,505 --> 01:28:01,095 Holy shit! 1290 01:28:01,505 --> 01:28:03,595 What? Oil wells. 1291 01:28:03,735 --> 01:28:05,765 They lit up the oil wells. 1292 01:28:35,335 --> 01:28:39,105 It's raining oil. It's raining oil, fellas. 1293 01:28:40,045 --> 01:28:42,135 You ever see that movie Giant? 1294 01:28:42,375 --> 01:28:45,275 You've seen the movie Giant. James Dean, man. 1295 01:28:45,715 --> 01:28:47,875 "My well came in, Bick. 1296 01:28:48,855 --> 01:28:51,715 "I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you." 1297 01:28:51,785 --> 01:28:54,185 Come on, shut your trap. That shit's poison. 1298 01:28:54,255 --> 01:28:55,315 Come on. 1299 01:28:55,395 --> 01:28:57,255 The earth is bleeding. 1300 01:28:57,555 --> 01:29:01,255 Well, you'd better get used to it, 'cause we're gonna be living in it. 1301 01:29:01,335 --> 01:29:03,195 Dig those holes, boys. 1302 01:29:13,275 --> 01:29:14,365 Shit. 1303 01:29:15,145 --> 01:29:17,165 Shit's stinging my eyes. 1304 01:29:17,245 --> 01:29:19,445 My eyes is burning! Shit! 1305 01:29:19,815 --> 01:29:23,145 Oh, fuck! Fuck, it's in my eye, I can't see. 1306 01:29:23,215 --> 01:29:25,515 Oh, shit, it's burning! It's burning! 1307 01:29:25,585 --> 01:29:26,915 Swoff, get me some water. 1308 01:29:26,985 --> 01:29:28,115 Fuck, it's burning! 1309 01:29:28,195 --> 01:29:30,485 Calm down. It's okay. What are you doing? 1310 01:29:30,555 --> 01:29:32,755 Don't rub your eyes. Don't rub your eyes. 1311 01:29:32,825 --> 01:29:34,725 Shit, it's burning! 1312 01:29:34,795 --> 01:29:38,125 Hey, just close your eyes. Swoff, I need that towel. 1313 01:29:38,565 --> 01:29:42,295 All right, there you go. You want me to wipe your ass now? 1314 01:29:44,375 --> 01:29:45,935 Shit! Put them back on. 1315 01:29:46,005 --> 01:29:47,635 You're okay, man. Put them back on. 1316 01:29:47,705 --> 01:29:50,235 You'll be fine, perfect. Thanks, man. 1317 01:29:50,415 --> 01:29:52,315 Hey, listen up! 1318 01:29:52,615 --> 01:29:55,415 The wind's changed. We're moving out this shit. 1319 01:29:55,485 --> 01:29:56,845 Let's move! 1320 01:29:57,515 --> 01:29:59,315 I came here to fight. 1321 01:29:59,755 --> 01:30:01,955 I've just got to get out of this fucking oil. 1322 01:30:02,025 --> 01:30:03,925 Let's go, man. Let's go. 1323 01:30:28,155 --> 01:30:31,315 That's Vietnam music, man. Can't we get our own fucking music? 1324 01:30:35,395 --> 01:30:36,785 Hey, Krug... 1325 01:30:37,495 --> 01:30:40,125 what's Fowler doing digging way over there? 1326 01:30:40,195 --> 01:30:41,825 He ain't digging. 1327 01:30:43,335 --> 01:30:45,425 Fowler, what are you doing? 1328 01:30:45,665 --> 01:30:47,155 Fowler! 1329 01:30:48,235 --> 01:30:50,535 What are you digging over there? 1330 01:30:51,105 --> 01:30:52,365 Nothing. 1331 01:30:52,745 --> 01:30:54,675 Our orders are to dig over here. 1332 01:30:54,745 --> 01:30:56,975 Mind your own fucking business. 1333 01:31:03,385 --> 01:31:05,545 Hey, Fowler, H2O? 1334 01:31:09,755 --> 01:31:13,025 Hey, Fergie, come here. I gotta show you something. 1335 01:31:15,195 --> 01:31:17,425 This is my new best buddy, man. 1336 01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:21,205 Who's under there? Just my friend. 1337 01:31:22,635 --> 01:31:23,625 Ta-da. 1338 01:31:23,735 --> 01:31:25,535 Jesus Christ, Fowler. 1339 01:31:26,305 --> 01:31:29,145 Ahab the Arab, huh? 1340 01:31:30,575 --> 01:31:32,745 Oh, Jesus. Get that out of here. 1341 01:31:32,815 --> 01:31:34,335 Fuck, Fowler. 1342 01:31:34,415 --> 01:31:36,645 $5 to get your picture taken with it, guys. 1343 01:31:36,715 --> 01:31:39,115 Check out what I put in his mouth. 1344 01:31:41,255 --> 01:31:44,245 What's the matter, Swoffy? Swoff doesn't like Ahab. 1345 01:31:44,325 --> 01:31:47,125 You don't like Ahab? This is war, man. 1346 01:31:48,195 --> 01:31:50,795 This is war. You can't handle it? What are you, a fag? 1347 01:31:50,865 --> 01:31:53,095 If you fucking touch me, I will beat your fucking head in. 1348 01:31:53,165 --> 01:31:54,495 I swear to God. Hey. 1349 01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:56,935 Get it out of here. 1350 01:31:58,175 --> 01:32:01,235 The whole goddamn desert is shitting dead ragheads. 1351 01:32:01,305 --> 01:32:02,335 Have we done anything? 1352 01:32:02,415 --> 01:32:04,435 Have we done anything but walk around in the sand? 1353 01:32:04,515 --> 01:32:06,645 I didn't kill him. He's dead. 1354 01:32:08,115 --> 01:32:09,205 Move. 1355 01:32:12,725 --> 01:32:13,985 Fuck you. 1356 01:32:16,525 --> 01:32:19,185 There's tons of crispy critters around here, man. 1357 01:32:19,265 --> 01:32:20,755 I'll get as many as I want. 1358 01:32:20,825 --> 01:32:22,725 You won't get this one. 1359 01:32:22,965 --> 01:32:25,765 Yeah, but I'll get as many as I want, man! 1360 01:32:26,365 --> 01:32:29,165 'Cause I don't even fucking want that one! 1361 01:32:30,205 --> 01:32:31,435 I don't. 1362 01:32:32,205 --> 01:32:33,465 Fowler... 1363 01:32:35,175 --> 01:32:36,545 stay sharp. 1364 01:33:17,155 --> 01:33:18,675 It's all right. 1365 01:33:19,855 --> 01:33:21,875 You're gonna be all right. 1366 01:33:21,995 --> 01:33:23,515 It's all right. 1367 01:33:24,795 --> 01:33:25,885 Whoa. 1368 01:33:31,735 --> 01:33:34,165 You're covered in this fucking oil. 1369 01:34:04,965 --> 01:34:08,565 The Army may pull this type of shit, but the Marines don't. 1370 01:34:08,635 --> 01:34:11,365 When we get back, Fowler will be passing out shit-paper. 1371 01:34:31,425 --> 01:34:34,365 I could be working with my brother right now. 1372 01:34:35,135 --> 01:34:38,965 He's got a dry-wall business in Compton. 1373 01:34:40,635 --> 01:34:44,465 Does the inside of office buildings. You know, the metal studs. 1374 01:34:45,545 --> 01:34:47,265 I could be his partner. 1375 01:34:47,345 --> 01:34:51,505 Said he'd give me that brand new Dodge Ram Charger. 1376 01:34:51,985 --> 01:34:54,475 You know, the 318 Magnum? The beast? 1377 01:34:56,385 --> 01:34:58,715 All indoor work, too. Lots of AC. 1378 01:34:59,025 --> 01:35:02,585 I could sleep with my wife every night. Fuck her, maybe. 1379 01:35:03,795 --> 01:35:06,055 Take my kids to school every morning. 1380 01:35:06,125 --> 01:35:07,285 And I'd run his crews, too. 1381 01:35:07,365 --> 01:35:10,025 Probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. 1382 01:35:10,095 --> 01:35:11,965 Make $100,000 a year. 1383 01:35:13,735 --> 01:35:14,895 Do you know why I don't? 1384 01:35:21,245 --> 01:35:24,545 Because I love this job. 1385 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:33,415 I thank God for every fucking day that He gives me in the Corps. 1386 01:35:33,955 --> 01:35:35,185 Ooh-rah. 1387 01:35:41,795 --> 01:35:45,095 I mean, who else gets a chance to see shit like this? 1388 01:36:00,515 --> 01:36:02,505 You know what I'm saying? 1389 01:36:03,015 --> 01:36:04,785 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1390 01:36:06,655 --> 01:36:07,845 Do you? 1391 01:36:21,705 --> 01:36:24,865 Listen up. Colonel says he wants my best snipers. 1392 01:36:24,935 --> 01:36:26,905 God help me, it's you two. 1393 01:36:26,975 --> 01:36:29,135 We've had beaucoup surrenders, whole fucking units... 1394 01:36:29,215 --> 01:36:31,265 but the Republican Guard is still out there... 1395 01:36:31,345 --> 01:36:33,505 and they are most definitely hardcore. 1396 01:36:33,585 --> 01:36:35,775 So you keep your shit together. Go over there. 1397 01:36:37,285 --> 01:36:39,315 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1398 01:36:39,855 --> 01:36:41,045 Thank you, Staff Sergeant. 1399 01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:42,415 What? Thank you. 1400 01:36:42,495 --> 01:36:45,115 Don't thank me, just don't fucking die. 1401 01:36:45,395 --> 01:36:46,625 Let's go. 1402 01:36:55,635 --> 01:36:56,965 Fucking A. 1403 01:36:57,535 --> 01:37:00,135 Get a kill, you fucking pussies. 1404 01:37:25,205 --> 01:37:27,255 Sykes thinks you boys are good. 1405 01:37:27,335 --> 01:37:28,425 Yes, sir. 1406 01:37:28,505 --> 01:37:30,905 Well, if it comes from him it's not bullshit. 1407 01:37:30,975 --> 01:37:32,135 I got the kind of mission... 1408 01:37:32,205 --> 01:37:35,145 scout snipers would pop their grandmother to get. 1409 01:37:35,215 --> 01:37:39,975 We got 750 Republican Guards dug in around a control tower... 1410 01:37:40,345 --> 01:37:42,145 at airfield Al Jabar. 1411 01:37:42,685 --> 01:37:45,985 Grid 703003. 1412 01:37:46,455 --> 01:37:50,255 The recon reports two high-ranking officers in the tower. 1413 01:37:50,725 --> 01:37:53,455 All my air is tied up farther north till 1800. 1414 01:37:53,525 --> 01:37:56,055 So if you could take out those officers... 1415 01:37:56,135 --> 01:37:58,495 maybe the cannon fodder will white flag it... 1416 01:37:58,565 --> 01:38:00,965 and save me having to take the whole battalion... 1417 01:38:01,035 --> 01:38:02,505 hey, diddle diddle, right up the middle. 1418 01:38:02,575 --> 01:38:03,555 Aye-aye, sir. 1419 01:38:03,635 --> 01:38:05,535 This is not Rambo time. 1420 01:38:06,675 --> 01:38:09,935 Before you take a shot, you must get clearance, understood? 1421 01:38:10,045 --> 01:38:11,845 Yes, sir. Outstanding. 1422 01:38:13,545 --> 01:38:17,575 Some of my officers think that scout snipers are prima donnas. 1423 01:38:18,625 --> 01:38:21,525 They think STA stands for Sun Tan Association. 1424 01:38:21,585 --> 01:38:23,785 Are they right? No, sir. 1425 01:38:24,125 --> 01:38:25,925 Then fucking show me. 1426 01:39:11,075 --> 01:39:12,235 Clear. 1427 01:39:24,355 --> 01:39:25,945 Oh, shit! 1428 01:39:27,085 --> 01:39:29,425 There's no one in the tower, man. 1429 01:39:31,325 --> 01:39:33,925 The sun's going down. Shit! 1430 01:39:34,395 --> 01:39:35,485 Wait. 1431 01:39:37,635 --> 01:39:39,255 Thank you, Jesus. 1432 01:39:45,745 --> 01:39:48,265 Romeo, Golf, Charlie. Romeo, Golf, Charlie. 1433 01:39:48,345 --> 01:39:50,245 This is Lima 2 Sierra. Over. 1434 01:39:51,075 --> 01:39:53,205 Officers in control tower. Over. 1435 01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:55,045 That's what they look like, huh? 1436 01:39:58,825 --> 01:39:59,985 Range? 1437 01:40:01,355 --> 01:40:02,685 900 yards. 1438 01:40:07,095 --> 01:40:08,325 Wind is? 1439 01:40:10,265 --> 01:40:12,395 Five to seven, west to east. 1440 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,535 Romeo, Golf, Charlie. Romeo, Golf, Charlie. 1441 01:40:19,605 --> 01:40:22,165 Requesting permission to take the shot. Over. 1442 01:40:30,455 --> 01:40:33,215 Set. We have the shot. Over. 1443 01:40:42,495 --> 01:40:44,125 Affirmative. Out. 1444 01:40:45,295 --> 01:40:47,025 Permission to fire. 1445 01:41:02,555 --> 01:41:03,645 Fire. 1446 01:41:04,585 --> 01:41:05,675 Fire. 1447 01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:07,715 Fire. 1448 01:41:09,095 --> 01:41:10,855 What the fuck frequency are you on? 1449 01:41:10,925 --> 01:41:12,015 Oh, fuck. 1450 01:41:12,095 --> 01:41:13,955 We got air. I'm calling it in. 1451 01:41:14,025 --> 01:41:15,755 We have permission to take the shot. 1452 01:41:15,835 --> 01:41:18,325 Tough break, you were just gonna shoot one guy. 1453 01:41:18,395 --> 01:41:20,955 Watch this, it'll blow your fucking minds. 1454 01:41:22,635 --> 01:41:25,105 Bad knees. College football. 1455 01:41:25,945 --> 01:41:27,805 Requesting permission to take the shot, sir. 1456 01:41:27,875 --> 01:41:29,035 Request denied. 1457 01:41:29,115 --> 01:41:31,635 You never know how many chances you're gonna get to do this. 1458 01:41:31,715 --> 01:41:32,905 Wait, wait, wait. 1459 01:41:32,985 --> 01:41:36,275 Sir, just let us take this one shot right before the air comes in. 1460 01:41:36,355 --> 01:41:38,945 Those aren't my orders, Marine. Hitman 45... 1461 01:41:39,025 --> 01:41:41,045 No, wait, wait, wait. 1462 01:41:41,125 --> 01:41:42,855 Hitman 45... Wait, wait, wait. 1463 01:41:42,925 --> 01:41:45,295 Wait, sir, we won't tell anybody. 1464 01:41:46,465 --> 01:41:49,295 We don't need to tell anybody. What difference does it make? 1465 01:41:49,365 --> 01:41:51,095 We have a perfect shot. Just let us take it. 1466 01:41:51,165 --> 01:41:52,425 Negative. 1467 01:41:53,535 --> 01:41:55,095 We have permission from the Colonel, sir. 1468 01:41:56,175 --> 01:41:59,335 Hitman 45. Hitman 45. This is Corporal... 1469 01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:02,275 God damn it, he's dead anyway! Just let us fucking do it! 1470 01:42:02,345 --> 01:42:04,405 You are way out of line, Corporal. Troy. 1471 01:42:04,475 --> 01:42:06,675 What difference does it make? Give him back the handset. 1472 01:42:06,745 --> 01:42:08,305 If it doesn't make a fucking difference... 1473 01:42:08,385 --> 01:42:09,645 why the fuck do you have to do it? 1474 01:42:09,715 --> 01:42:12,445 Because we have the goddamn shot! That's why we're here! 1475 01:42:12,525 --> 01:42:15,145 Give me the fucking handset! Fucking fuck! 1476 01:42:15,225 --> 01:42:16,655 Fucking stop! 1477 01:42:16,725 --> 01:42:19,315 Stop it! That's my kill! 1478 01:42:19,395 --> 01:42:22,765 Fuck! That is my kill! That is my kill! 1479 01:42:22,935 --> 01:42:24,835 You fucking desk jockey! 1480 01:42:24,895 --> 01:42:26,695 He's a fucking prick. 1481 01:42:27,205 --> 01:42:29,605 You don't know what we go through, hell! 1482 01:42:29,675 --> 01:42:31,165 It isn't done! 1483 01:42:31,975 --> 01:42:34,905 Let go of me. Just fucking let go of me. 1484 01:42:38,675 --> 01:42:39,665 I was trying... 1485 01:42:40,115 --> 01:42:42,245 I was trying to explain... 1486 01:42:42,785 --> 01:42:43,775 Fuck! 1487 01:42:49,655 --> 01:42:50,915 Oh, man. 1488 01:43:02,675 --> 01:43:05,575 You STA boys are some weird motherfuckers. 1489 01:43:19,325 --> 01:43:23,185 Hitman 45. Hitman 45. This is Bravo 4 Lima. Over. 1490 01:44:07,105 --> 01:44:09,625 Are we ever gonna get to kill anyone? 1491 01:44:10,535 --> 01:44:12,065 Fuck if I know. 1492 01:44:15,745 --> 01:44:17,215 When are they gonna kick you out? 1493 01:44:18,675 --> 01:44:20,805 Two weeks after we get back. 1494 01:44:21,815 --> 01:44:24,305 I already have my separation papers. 1495 01:44:26,885 --> 01:44:27,945 You got any ideas? 1496 01:44:29,455 --> 01:44:33,015 I'll sell some crack. Sling some dope. 1497 01:44:36,765 --> 01:44:38,755 Yeah, all you want is in. 1498 01:44:40,065 --> 01:44:41,725 All I want is out. 1499 01:44:44,775 --> 01:44:46,535 Welcome to the Suck. 1500 01:44:57,685 --> 01:44:59,415 Where's our pickup? 1501 01:44:59,925 --> 01:45:01,015 Shit. 1502 01:45:36,055 --> 01:45:37,785 Fucking Scuds, man. 1503 01:45:38,455 --> 01:45:40,725 Motherfuck, it's gotten the battalion. 1504 01:45:40,795 --> 01:45:43,125 We don't know that. They could be friendly. 1505 01:45:43,195 --> 01:45:45,565 You ever hear friendly fire like that? 1506 01:45:45,665 --> 01:45:46,755 Fuck. 1507 01:45:50,905 --> 01:45:53,635 Jesus, you hear that? What is that? Screaming. 1508 01:45:54,745 --> 01:45:57,105 Republican Guards, man, over this berm. 1509 01:45:57,175 --> 01:45:58,645 Ready? Are you ready? 1510 01:45:58,715 --> 01:46:00,275 Let's fucking get those motherfuckers. 1511 01:46:00,345 --> 01:46:03,545 I'll cover you. Go! Go! Go! 1512 01:46:35,015 --> 01:46:36,415 Shit. 1513 01:46:36,815 --> 01:46:39,045 You motherfuckers were still out there? 1514 01:46:39,125 --> 01:46:41,415 Sarge? You didn't get the memo, did you? 1515 01:46:41,485 --> 01:46:44,355 Having a little party. You're a little overdressed. 1516 01:46:44,425 --> 01:46:47,485 This shit is over, motherfucker. You didn't die. 1517 01:46:47,795 --> 01:46:49,265 Have a cigar. 1518 01:46:49,865 --> 01:46:51,525 It won't kill you. 1519 01:46:54,035 --> 01:46:55,265 Party on! 1520 01:46:56,535 --> 01:47:00,065 Hey, motherfuckers, did you get a fucking kill? 1521 01:47:01,745 --> 01:47:04,175 Did you get a fucking kill, man? No. 1522 01:47:04,475 --> 01:47:05,745 Oh, shit. 1523 01:47:06,515 --> 01:47:10,455 We're fucking... This fucked up rodeo is over! 1524 01:47:10,685 --> 01:47:12,315 We're going home! 1525 01:47:14,955 --> 01:47:18,985 Get your jungle camies, boys. I'm burning all these. 1526 01:47:19,495 --> 01:47:21,585 We don't need them anymore. 1527 01:47:22,435 --> 01:47:25,995 We killed Saddam, man! He's fucking history! 1528 01:47:26,065 --> 01:47:28,055 Yeah, he's fucking history! 1529 01:47:28,135 --> 01:47:31,365 We never have to come back to this shit hole ever again! 1530 01:47:38,845 --> 01:47:40,715 I never shot my rifle. 1531 01:47:45,285 --> 01:47:46,775 You do it now. 1532 01:48:53,385 --> 01:48:55,015 Four days. 1533 01:48:56,355 --> 01:48:57,725 Four hours. 1534 01:48:58,655 --> 01:49:00,025 One minute. 1535 01:49:02,065 --> 01:49:03,655 That was my war. 1536 01:49:27,685 --> 01:49:29,175 You want some beer? 1537 01:49:29,255 --> 01:49:30,915 Look here, I got a beer. 1538 01:49:32,665 --> 01:49:34,625 The party's started now. 1539 01:49:41,735 --> 01:49:43,605 Semper Fi, Marines! 1540 01:49:44,975 --> 01:49:46,705 Semper Fi, Marines! 1541 01:49:46,875 --> 01:49:48,775 Ooh-rah! 1542 01:49:50,775 --> 01:49:52,145 You did it. 1543 01:49:53,085 --> 01:49:54,705 You did it clean. 1544 01:49:55,445 --> 01:49:57,115 You made us proud. 1545 01:49:59,425 --> 01:50:00,755 Semper Fi. 1546 01:50:02,655 --> 01:50:04,315 Semper fucking Fi. 1547 01:50:05,225 --> 01:50:07,025 Welcome home, Marine. 1548 01:50:07,965 --> 01:50:09,425 Welcome home. 1549 01:50:09,965 --> 01:50:11,625 Welcome home, son. 1550 01:50:12,565 --> 01:50:14,765 Welcome home, Staff Sergeant. 1551 01:50:27,715 --> 01:50:30,145 You mind if I sit down in your bus? 1552 01:50:31,815 --> 01:50:34,045 Every war is different. 1553 01:50:35,025 --> 01:50:36,255 Ooh-rah. 1554 01:50:38,355 --> 01:50:40,555 Every war is the same. 1555 01:51:00,385 --> 01:51:01,745 Give me one shot... 1556 01:51:17,735 --> 01:51:19,025 Hey, where you going? 1557 01:51:37,385 --> 01:51:38,475 Yeah? 1558 01:51:40,225 --> 01:51:41,815 Fergus? Hey, man. 1559 01:51:43,955 --> 01:51:46,185 Hey, man, how you doing? Nice haircut. 1560 01:51:46,265 --> 01:51:48,225 Good, thanks. Come on in. 1561 01:51:51,535 --> 01:51:53,095 I got some bad news, man. 1562 01:52:48,155 --> 01:52:49,675 A story. 1563 01:52:50,595 --> 01:52:53,115 A man fires a rifle for many years... 1564 01:52:53,725 --> 01:52:55,455 and he goes to war. 1565 01:52:56,835 --> 01:52:59,065 And afterwards he comes home... 1566 01:52:59,835 --> 01:53:03,065 and he sees that whatever else he might do with his life... 1567 01:53:04,375 --> 01:53:05,965 build a house... 1568 01:53:07,275 --> 01:53:08,795 love a woman... 1569 01:53:10,075 --> 01:53:12,105 change his son's diaper... 1570 01:53:13,885 --> 01:53:15,845 he will always remain... 1571 01:53:17,155 --> 01:53:18,485 a jarhead. 1572 01:53:22,025 --> 01:53:23,925 And all the jarheads... 1573 01:53:25,255 --> 01:53:27,695 killing and dying... 1574 01:53:29,295 --> 01:53:31,895 they will always... 1575 01:53:33,235 --> 01:53:34,395 be me. 1576 01:53:40,545 --> 01:53:42,065 We are still... 1577 01:53:43,075 --> 01:53:44,565 in the desert. 1578 02:02:12,455 --> 02:02:15,385 * All my life it was my dream * 1579 02:02:15,455 --> 02:02:17,825 * All my life it was my dream * 1580 02:02:17,895 --> 02:02:21,125 * To be a bad motherfuckin' US Marine * 1581 02:02:21,195 --> 02:02:24,355 * To be a bad motherfuckin' US Marine **