1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:34,074 [ © anoXmous @ https:/thepiratebay. sx/user/ 2 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,747 When a woman bends over 3 00:00:42,547 --> 00:00:45,825 a man sees a jelly doughnut. 4 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:50,227 Her brain expands. His explodes. 5 00:00:51,266 --> 00:00:55,425 Dead on arrival in her powdered jelly doughnut. 6 00:01:51,258 --> 00:01:52,377 Dad. 7 00:01:54,377 --> 00:01:55,497 Daddy? 8 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:58,848 ♪ I can remember when we walked together 9 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:03,648 ♪ Sharing a love I thought 10 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:07,007 ♪ Would last forever 11 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,807 ♪ Moonlight to show the way 12 00:03:11,807 --> 00:03:15,406 ♪ So we can follow 13 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:20,365 ♪ Waiting inside her eyes 14 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,965 ♪ Was my tomorrow 15 00:03:25,326 --> 00:03:27,965 ♪ Then something changed her mind 16 00:03:28,446 --> 00:03:31,644 ♪ Her kisses told me 17 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:36,844 ♪ I had no loving arms 18 00:03:38,205 --> 00:03:39,565 ♪ To hold me 19 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:43,963 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 20 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:47,723 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 21 00:03:48,523 --> 00:03:52,841 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 22 00:03:52,842 --> 00:03:56,441 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 23 00:03:57,002 --> 00:04:01,159 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 24 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,280 ♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above 25 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:09,240 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 26 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,719 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 27 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:25,318 ♪ I cannot face this world that's fallen down on me 28 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:30,676 ♪ So, if you see my girl 29 00:04:30,676 --> 00:04:34,036 ♪ Please send her home to me 30 00:04:36,516 --> 00:04:38,275 ♪ Tell her about my heart... ♪ 31 00:04:40,036 --> 00:04:43,155 One, two. One, two. Okay, go. 32 00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:46,594 ♪ We are beautiful 33 00:04:46,595 --> 00:04:49,156 ♪ We are not ugly? 34 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:50,914 ♪ We are angry? ♪ 35 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:04,833 Hey, honey? I'm home? 36 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,672 Brought you some cookies. 37 00:05:10,313 --> 00:05:11,791 Pignolia nuts. 38 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,229 What's the matter? 39 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:38,188 Somebody die? 40 00:05:48,188 --> 00:05:50,906 "If God's gift of grace or the light on your face... 41 00:05:51,228 --> 00:05:55,706 ...could make me forget your vagina is wet." 42 00:05:58,346 --> 00:05:59,307 Let me see that. 43 00:05:59,307 --> 00:06:02,665 "To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love." 44 00:06:03,306 --> 00:06:05,385 What are you, a private dick? 45 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,945 How different could it be, huh? It's just a hole. 46 00:06:10,263 --> 00:06:11,944 You can't incriminate a man over some words. 47 00:06:11,945 --> 00:06:13,465 What do you think you're gonna find there? Peanuts? 48 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:14,663 It's poetry? 49 00:06:14,664 --> 00:06:16,583 Po... Oh, it's poetry. 50 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,982 Well, I'm gonna give you some fucking poetry. 51 00:06:20,343 --> 00:06:25,061 Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried. Shake it, bake it, rotate it. 52 00:06:25,463 --> 00:06:29,141 Swollen heads. Busted beds. Empty lots. Dirty red twats. 53 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:32,901 - You just made that up? - I'm deep. 54 00:06:34,501 --> 00:06:36,180 A man is innocent till proven guilty. 55 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,899 I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off. 56 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:41,220 - Oh, you're gonna threaten me now? - You whoremaster. 57 00:06:41,221 --> 00:06:43,460 - You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out... - No. 58 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:45,699 - ...you two-faced Judas! - I am not a whoremaster! 59 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,620 My brothers, they're the whoremasters! Not me! 60 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:49,699 Ever since you grew that filthy little moustache! 61 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:50,978 I am not a whoremaster! 62 00:06:50,979 --> 00:06:55,619 Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas! Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie. 63 00:06:55,619 --> 00:07:00,417 I cook you chicken, fish, no butter low-cal this, low-cal that. 64 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:02,976 I trim your nose hairs, you fuck! 65 00:07:03,537 --> 00:07:05,136 I swear on my father's grave, okay? 66 00:07:05,137 --> 00:07:06,497 Oh, another whoremaster! 67 00:07:06,497 --> 00:07:07,616 What's going on, Mom? 68 00:07:07,616 --> 00:07:09,536 Oh, your father went on a beaver diet! 69 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:10,736 - This is not normal. - Grow up. 70 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:12,975 Only a giant among idiots would marry you. 71 00:07:12,976 --> 00:07:14,256 It's all in your head! 72 00:07:14,256 --> 00:07:15,615 - What? - What's in her head? 73 00:07:15,615 --> 00:07:17,136 He's shitting out of the cup! 74 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,135 Will you listen to her? Listen to your daughter. 75 00:07:19,135 --> 00:07:20,813 Snatch hairs pasted on your lip! 76 00:07:20,814 --> 00:07:22,175 You shut up! 77 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,774 It's between your mother and me! 78 00:07:25,215 --> 00:07:27,534 Knock it off! That's not fucking nice! 79 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,933 It's not fucking nice. 80 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:32,173 Even Gogo hated you. 81 00:07:32,654 --> 00:07:33,613 Who's Gogo? 82 00:07:34,094 --> 00:07:35,372 I don't like animals. 83 00:07:36,174 --> 00:07:38,173 I don't like cats. I don't like dogs. 84 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:40,813 I don't like birds. I don't like fish. 85 00:07:40,813 --> 00:07:43,212 I'm like my mother. I don't like animals! 86 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,371 - Who is Gogo? - Mommy's cat. 87 00:07:47,132 --> 00:07:48,811 Every day you'll wake up alone. 88 00:07:51,052 --> 00:07:52,811 You don't even like me anymore, do you? 89 00:07:53,452 --> 00:07:57,531 I hate you with all the hate that you can hate with! 90 00:07:59,691 --> 00:08:01,289 Did you hear that? 91 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:04,330 Did you hear what your mother said to me? 92 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,129 Can you hate more than that? 93 00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:10,568 If you can, then I hate you more than that. 94 00:08:10,969 --> 00:08:14,248 Then go back to him! Go back to your first love! 95 00:08:14,569 --> 00:08:16,168 Go back to him! Go! 96 00:08:26,326 --> 00:08:28,005 "I can remember when we walked together 97 00:08:29,766 --> 00:08:32,406 "Sharing a love I thought would last forever." 98 00:08:34,087 --> 00:08:38,244 I'd give anything if you'd come back to me. Anything. 99 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,242 ♪ I cannot face this world 100 00:09:03,483 --> 00:09:05,641 ♪ That's fallen down on me 101 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:11,440 ♪ So, if you see my girl please send her back to me 102 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,200 ♪ Tell her about my heart 103 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,399 ♪ That's slowly dying 104 00:09:22,239 --> 00:09:25,838 ♪ Say I can't stop myself 105 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,519 ♪ From crying 106 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:33,758 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 107 00:09:33,758 --> 00:09:37,038 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 108 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:41,756 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 109 00:09:42,237 --> 00:09:45,637 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 110 00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:47,835 ♪ Every day I wake up 111 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:50,395 ♪ Then I start to break up 112 00:09:50,396 --> 00:09:53,274 ♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above 113 00:09:54,515 --> 00:09:58,154 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 114 00:09:58,555 --> 00:10:01,594 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 115 00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:06,793 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 116 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:10,152 ♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above 117 00:10:10,912 --> 00:10:14,392 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 118 00:10:14,393 --> 00:10:15,512 Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock. 119 00:10:15,512 --> 00:10:18,072 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 120 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:23,190 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 121 00:10:23,191 --> 00:10:26,711 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 122 00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:29,111 ♪ Every day I start out 123 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:31,350 ♪ Then I cry my heart out 124 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:34,709 ♪ Lonely is a man 125 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:35,559 ♪ Without love! ♪ 126 00:11:57,899 --> 00:11:58,779 What's the problem? 127 00:11:59,579 --> 00:12:00,618 I'm a married man. 128 00:12:01,738 --> 00:12:03,578 A domestic disturbance was reported, sir. 129 00:12:04,539 --> 00:12:06,779 - Yeah, that's the problem. - Name, sir? 130 00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:08,219 Nick Murder. 131 00:12:10,218 --> 00:12:12,537 - You ever been married? - More than once, sir. 132 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:15,336 Yeah? What went wrong? 133 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:20,295 Everything, sir. Am now once again. Third wife, sir. 134 00:12:20,296 --> 00:12:24,376 No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's meant to have. One wife. It's enough. 135 00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:26,216 Yes, sir. 136 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,495 What's with all the "sir" shit? 137 00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:31,495 Military habit, sir. 138 00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,335 Oh, yeah? What branch? 139 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:35,094 101 st Airborne, sir. 140 00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:37,974 Navy. Sound off! 141 00:12:38,613 --> 00:12:42,693 Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. 142 00:12:42,694 --> 00:12:44,614 Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew. 143 00:12:44,614 --> 00:12:48,373 I'm a fucking paratrooper! Who the fuck are you? Sir! 144 00:12:50,294 --> 00:12:52,612 - Marriage is combat, son. - Yes, sir. 145 00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:55,172 - And not clean combat. - No, sir. 146 00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:57,651 She's got her territory in there, I've got mine. 147 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,932 She's got her army back in there. I'm out here alone. 148 00:13:06,131 --> 00:13:07,491 There's no prayer in that animal. 149 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,009 - He's a selfish man, Ma. - Something should be done about him. 150 00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:13,649 Drink some water. 151 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,569 I live in fear when he's around. 152 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:20,048 I love you, Ma. I love you so much. 153 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:24,767 I love you so much with all my heart and soul. I love you more than my real mom. 154 00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:27,326 I mean, I love her, too but I can't remember her, so... 155 00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:29,248 Rara, come on, come on. 156 00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:33,166 I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time with me anymore. She's changed. 157 00:13:33,487 --> 00:13:34,367 Enough. 158 00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:38,606 If the love ain't there it's gonna come back, Ma. 159 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:41,005 Come on. Rara, give her some space. Come here, come here. 160 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,766 Here. Come here. 161 00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:48,446 What did he mean, "Go back to him? " Go back to who? 162 00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,043 There was someone else in my life a long time ago. 163 00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:01,803 A gentle man. 164 00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:06,842 You were married to him? 165 00:14:09,163 --> 00:14:10,361 Before the war. 166 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,642 He went off to fight far, far away. 167 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,999 I met your father then. 168 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,159 No, I saw her coming out of the loo at her crazy sister's apartment. 169 00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:38,199 She had this headful of wet hair and was wearing 170 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:40,838 a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe. 171 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,797 So I asked her. I need to borrow a piece of luggage. 172 00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:46,517 - You shacking up? - Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex. 173 00:14:46,997 --> 00:14:48,837 You have big ones, buster. 174 00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:50,917 Yeah. Dinosaur balls. 175 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,837 I'm from Brooklyn. Boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn. 176 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,034 I felt a sharp pain, like death. 177 00:15:07,956 --> 00:15:10,195 The girl with the kind eyes, I says. 178 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:14,673 That's the girl. The girl I will marry. 179 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:31,952 You rat bastard. 180 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,910 I know you're in there. 181 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:40,511 Where are you? 182 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:46,508 Lost in the void. 183 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:50,749 Help me! 184 00:15:52,989 --> 00:15:54,428 Somebody help me! 185 00:16:03,147 --> 00:16:04,507 God had to give me cataracts. 186 00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:11,305 One day you'll be blind like me! In the dark forever, like me! 187 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:16,585 "Oh, sunlight of no light 188 00:16:18,026 --> 00:16:21,945 "Once you were mine 189 00:16:25,545 --> 00:16:28,343 "Let me feel the pillars upon which this house rests 190 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:39,302 "Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee 191 00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:45,382 "And strengthen me, I pray thee only this once, oh, God 192 00:16:46,742 --> 00:16:50,822 "that I may revenge myself upon the Philistines for one of my two eyes." 193 00:16:54,421 --> 00:16:55,701 Die, Samson! 194 00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:58,420 "Let me die with the Philistines!" 195 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:22,177 Wait, I'm coming up. Wait! 196 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:28,816 I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman 197 00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:31,375 says, "You want to go out with me? " and then takes his dick out. 198 00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:34,375 That's not my style. I'm no beast. 199 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,374 What? 200 00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:40,814 I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player. 201 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:45,694 You know, with the outfit on. And a tennis ball stuck in her panties. 202 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:56,410 Know what I heard? Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life. 203 00:17:57,374 --> 00:17:59,452 Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub. 204 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,853 A winch falls off 205 00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:04,731 hits him in the base of the spine. Right? 206 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,250 Tony was paralysed. 207 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,690 He was laying there, just, he was praying. 208 00:18:09,691 --> 00:18:12,972 Tony started praying that his private parts would not be dead. 209 00:18:14,411 --> 00:18:17,690 And about a week later he starts to feel a tingling. 210 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:22,249 Tony fucking Curtis. 211 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,169 What am I gonna do? 212 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,728 Oh, you've got it bad, Nick. 213 00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:30,809 I told you. I warned you. 214 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,368 Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away. 215 00:18:33,369 --> 00:18:34,808 I'd be better off a fag. 216 00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:37,608 Those guys are in shape. Randolph Scott was a fag. 217 00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:39,847 Not Randolph Scott? 218 00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:42,007 Yeah, him and Cary Grant. 219 00:18:42,008 --> 00:18:43,527 Get out of here. Not in a million years. 220 00:18:43,527 --> 00:18:46,127 The list is long. There's a lot of great fags. 221 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,766 Coming up. All right? 222 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:50,325 And she's a redhead. 223 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:52,245 Au naturel? 224 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,486 The whole megillah. 225 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:56,566 It's rare. They feel more. That's scientifically proven. 226 00:18:57,485 --> 00:19:00,564 - What? - You take a natural red versus a brunette. 227 00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:04,244 Right? And you prod them both with a jolt of electric shock, mild. 228 00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:08,365 The carrot-top's gonna need 20% more anaesthesia. 229 00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:11,523 To numb the pain? 230 00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:15,842 Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related. The point is, they feel more. 231 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:21,522 Nice as she is, red as her bush is fuckable as she is 232 00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:25,241 you gotta put the fire out, my friend. Attend to it. 233 00:19:25,242 --> 00:19:29,000 Stamp out that Benson & Hedges bitch once and for all. 234 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:59,717 All right, you bitch in heat you're going down! 235 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,357 Come down from there right now! 236 00:20:31,673 --> 00:20:33,432 Oh, my God! She's hot! 237 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:00,829 - I might need some for... - No, but you don't. 238 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:02,709 Get them when you really need them. 239 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:03,828 - Sometimes I need - Take one. 240 00:21:03,828 --> 00:21:05,348 - ...to have some in the house. - Take one. 241 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,268 Choose one you're gonna keep. Put the other ones back. 242 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:09,667 All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card. I'm gonna choose one. 243 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,146 - Go ahead. Put the other ones back. - How the hell are you? 244 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,987 - Grace. - What's the matter? 245 00:21:13,987 --> 00:21:15,707 I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace. 246 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,106 I was in the bathroom when you knocked on the door. Bad. 247 00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:20,226 You've been wronged. I feel it. 248 00:21:20,226 --> 00:21:24,224 You don't have to tell me anything. I have never met one man who was faithful. 249 00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:27,584 - You've only been with one man, Grace. - Till death do us part. 250 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:32,065 Did you ever feel that you wanted to squeeze a kitten until the head pops off? 251 00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:33,665 All right, put this back. That's enough. 252 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:37,984 He was a beautiful man, my Chester. A real Southern gentleman. 253 00:21:39,024 --> 00:21:42,584 Quiet. Dark. Graceful. 254 00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:46,143 I still love him with every fibre. 255 00:21:46,144 --> 00:21:47,423 That was 20 years ago, Grace. 256 00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:51,022 Look, don't touch! Don't touch! 257 00:21:51,023 --> 00:21:54,581 - You want to buy it or not? You buy it. - I don't want to buy it. I just... 258 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,661 It's good. All this ones is good. Look at... You can look as much as... 259 00:21:57,662 --> 00:22:00,861 - He's the only man I've ever loved. - He thought you were shoplifting, Ma. 260 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,621 - Don't touch! - I can't help it. 261 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,419 - Tell him to stick his cards up his ass. - You want me to say that? 262 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,780 I'm too weak to break the chains. 263 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,860 I don't feel so good. I mean, I was up and now I'm down. 264 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,980 He's been married four times. Four times, Gracie, since he left you. 265 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,459 Mickey Rooney was married eight times! 266 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,339 I don't care! I love Chester! 267 00:22:18,858 --> 00:22:21,657 What a woman thinks she's doing doesn't count for anything, Grace. 268 00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:23,978 Oh, Kitty. 269 00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:32,216 Okay, okay, that's enough now. 270 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,256 That's enough, that's enough. 271 00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:38,455 When I see somebody hugging it's make me sick. 272 00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,856 I feel lonely. So lonely. 273 00:22:40,856 --> 00:22:43,335 Don't make me cry. Please, go out! 274 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,733 ♪ We are not ugly 275 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,815 ♪ And we are not beautiful 276 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,053 ♪ No, we are angry 277 00:22:56,054 --> 00:22:57,653 - Rara, where's Mommy? - Out. 278 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,133 Where? 279 00:23:00,134 --> 00:23:01,733 ♪ We are not pretty 280 00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:05,093 I'm not supposed to say nothing. She told me not to tell you. 281 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,852 ♪ No, we are angry 282 00:23:07,494 --> 00:23:08,933 Church. She went to church. 283 00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:11,253 She went to church? 284 00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:13,652 ♪ We are angry 285 00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:15,491 Went to see God, huh? 286 00:23:16,212 --> 00:23:17,890 God's everywhere. 287 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:20,052 Don't need to go to church to see him. 288 00:23:20,052 --> 00:23:23,090 You're right, Dad. God is everywhere. 289 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,610 ♪ I'm outta here ♪ 290 00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,609 All right, I'm hungry, let's eat. What's for dinner? 291 00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,209 We ate already. 292 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:31,808 - You ate? - Pork chops. 293 00:23:32,848 --> 00:23:35,648 Without me, your father? 294 00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:37,169 Mommy didn't cook for you. 295 00:23:37,169 --> 00:23:38,608 I had three pork chops 296 00:23:38,609 --> 00:23:41,249 Your mother's down there lighting candles and a man's here starving? 297 00:23:41,249 --> 00:23:43,648 - ...and apple sauce. - I paid for those pork chops! 298 00:23:43,649 --> 00:23:44,927 Papa wants pork chops. 299 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:46,847 Medium rare. 300 00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:49,006 Mama ain't... 301 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:53,007 Mama ain't cookin', bastin' 302 00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,806 floppin' pork chops. 303 00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:57,247 - Pork chops! - Lamb chops! 304 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:59,084 - Lamb chops! Chops, chops. - Loin chops! 305 00:23:59,085 --> 00:24:01,324 ♪ Barometer, parameter ♪ Ooh! Barometer, diameter 306 00:24:01,324 --> 00:24:03,724 ♪ Stuck his meat thermometer and tested her barometer 307 00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:06,045 ♪ Papa pop a cork Fuckin' the pork 308 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,764 ♪ Papa ate out! Gonna take out! 309 00:24:09,004 --> 00:24:11,003 ♪ Take out! Ate out! ♪ Ate out! 310 00:24:11,004 --> 00:24:12,524 ♪ Take out! ♪ Take out! ♪ 311 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,521 ♪ How my heart does rejoice 312 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:52,119 ♪ When I hear his sweet voice 313 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:59,078 ♪ And the tempest to Him I do flee 314 00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:02,997 ♪ That to lean on his arm 315 00:25:02,998 --> 00:25:06,277 ♪ Safe, secure from all harm 316 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:11,555 ♪ When He reached out his hand for me 317 00:25:12,116 --> 00:25:13,797 ♪ For me 318 00:25:13,797 --> 00:25:19,154 ♪ When my Saviour reached down for me 319 00:25:19,155 --> 00:25:20,836 ♪ For me 320 00:25:20,836 --> 00:25:26,433 ♪ When He reached down his hand for me 321 00:25:26,434 --> 00:25:27,955 ♪ For me 322 00:25:27,955 --> 00:25:31,554 ♪ I was lost and undone 323 00:25:31,554 --> 00:25:35,311 ♪ Without my God or his Son 324 00:25:35,312 --> 00:25:41,312 ♪ When He reached down his hand for me 325 00:25:41,312 --> 00:25:42,512 ♪ For ♪ For 326 00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:47,072 ♪ Me ♪ 327 00:25:53,471 --> 00:25:56,430 What have we here? Return of the prodigal daughter? 328 00:25:57,311 --> 00:25:58,190 Come! 329 00:26:01,151 --> 00:26:02,270 Come on in. 330 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,387 ♪ Never, ever gonna give you up ♪ 331 00:26:26,348 --> 00:26:28,427 "Can't get enough of your love, babe." 332 00:26:29,227 --> 00:26:31,305 "I'm gonna love you just a little bit more, Baby." 333 00:26:32,106 --> 00:26:34,826 "I'll do for you anything you want me to." 334 00:26:35,546 --> 00:26:36,506 "Let the music play." 335 00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:39,706 "Your sweetness is my weakness." 336 00:27:12,662 --> 00:27:15,780 You're the best kisser in the whole world Fryburg. 337 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:18,179 I'm going to make out with your whole family, Baby. 338 00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,258 Do it, baby! Do it! 339 00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:41,696 ♪ Didn't I make you feel 340 00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:47,775 ♪ Like you were the only man? 341 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:55,616 ♪ Didn't I give you everything a woman possibly can? 342 00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:59,774 ♪ But with all the love I give you 343 00:28:00,414 --> 00:28:02,493 ♪ It's never enough 344 00:28:02,493 --> 00:28:04,894 ♪ I'm gonna show you, baby 345 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,373 ♪ That a woman can be tough 346 00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:10,893 ♪ So come on, come on 347 00:28:11,293 --> 00:28:13,932 ♪ Come on, come on 348 00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:15,212 ♪ Take it 349 00:28:15,212 --> 00:28:18,731 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 350 00:28:19,773 --> 00:28:20,733 ♪ Break it 351 00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:25,131 ♪ Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 352 00:28:25,612 --> 00:28:26,731 ♪ Have a 353 00:28:26,731 --> 00:28:30,809 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 354 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:36,410 ♪ You know you've got it if it makes you feel good ♪ 355 00:28:59,126 --> 00:29:00,647 Hello? Who's this? 356 00:29:00,648 --> 00:29:02,567 Hey, baby, it's me. 357 00:29:03,606 --> 00:29:04,486 Oh. 358 00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,247 Hello. 359 00:29:07,687 --> 00:29:09,206 Did you make love last night? 360 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,245 Love? 361 00:29:11,045 --> 00:29:11,924 No. 362 00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:15,445 So you've lost a night. 363 00:29:16,724 --> 00:29:18,004 Oh, Nicky. 364 00:29:18,565 --> 00:29:21,844 I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now. 365 00:29:24,803 --> 00:29:25,683 Tula. 366 00:29:26,803 --> 00:29:29,124 My pussy's lonely, baby. 367 00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:30,163 Yeah? 368 00:29:30,163 --> 00:29:31,922 Kiss it, nasty man. Come on. 369 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,321 Yeah. Give me those balls that clang. 370 00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:38,642 Don't talk like that, will you? 371 00:29:40,242 --> 00:29:42,241 Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk. 372 00:29:42,642 --> 00:29:46,801 I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard young, circumcised cock. 373 00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:49,760 What are you talking about? Are you with somebody else? 374 00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:51,280 You're not here. 375 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,918 What do you want me to do sit around and touch myself? 376 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,041 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 377 00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:00,558 Let me put the radio on. All right. 378 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,399 All right. 379 00:30:04,398 --> 00:30:05,678 All right, all right, go ahead. 380 00:30:05,918 --> 00:30:07,757 ♪ Come on, come on 381 00:30:07,998 --> 00:30:10,878 So, I put my ass in your face and move it up and down, up and down. 382 00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,876 ♪ Come on and take it 383 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:14,957 ♪ Take an other little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 384 00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:18,155 Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya? I'm rubbing my pussy. 385 00:30:18,156 --> 00:30:22,716 Are you getting really hard? How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it? 386 00:30:22,716 --> 00:30:26,956 Show me your face, big boy! Yeah, that's it, nasty man. 387 00:30:26,957 --> 00:30:29,355 You know what to do. You know all the tricks, don't you? 388 00:30:29,355 --> 00:30:31,674 ♪ You know you got it 389 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:35,833 ♪ Take it ♪ 390 00:30:36,554 --> 00:30:40,074 It's tasty, isn't it? Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes. 391 00:30:40,074 --> 00:30:42,392 I'm rubbing myself really rubbing myself hard... 392 00:31:45,505 --> 00:31:49,824 ♪ If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place 393 00:31:51,106 --> 00:31:55,024 ♪ If you're looking for trouble Just look right in my face 394 00:31:56,304 --> 00:31:58,143 ♪ I was born standing up 395 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:01,022 ♪ And talking back 396 00:32:01,023 --> 00:32:05,742 ♪ My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack 397 00:32:05,743 --> 00:32:08,223 ♪ Because I'm evil ♪ 398 00:32:08,223 --> 00:32:09,262 Cousin Bo! 399 00:32:10,623 --> 00:32:11,741 What's the trouble, Kitten? 400 00:32:13,821 --> 00:32:15,820 "Breaking in a brand new broken heart? 401 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:19,261 "Lost that loving feeling? 402 00:32:19,822 --> 00:32:21,741 "Three cigarettes in an ashtray? " 403 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:23,981 It's worse than any song could say. 404 00:32:23,981 --> 00:32:27,420 If anyone could, the King would. I know, I know the hurt. 405 00:32:27,421 --> 00:32:29,579 Been there. Nick's been shacking? 406 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:30,940 Not now, Bo. 407 00:32:30,941 --> 00:32:33,740 I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that. 408 00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:38,138 No one messes with my Special K. 409 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,499 All right, Baby. 410 00:32:40,378 --> 00:32:43,497 Baby, you're the 50-foot woman. 411 00:32:45,178 --> 00:32:46,299 You'd better not be getting hitched. 412 00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:48,536 No! The dummy was just too short. 413 00:32:55,497 --> 00:32:56,855 "Here's looking at you, kid." 414 00:33:02,456 --> 00:33:03,655 I got my teeth fixed. 415 00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:11,094 Good for you, Bo. 416 00:33:13,654 --> 00:33:14,693 Are you circumcised? 417 00:33:15,014 --> 00:33:15,894 What? 418 00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:17,974 Are you circumcised? 419 00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:19,254 Circularise? 420 00:33:19,813 --> 00:33:21,412 No, circumcised! 421 00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:23,332 My circulation's fine. 422 00:33:23,893 --> 00:33:26,452 No. Are you circumcised? You know? 423 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,773 Does a man's calzone look better that way? 424 00:33:31,412 --> 00:33:33,332 Is it more attractive to women with... 425 00:33:34,451 --> 00:33:37,410 I'd like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the world. 426 00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:40,289 Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you. 427 00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:41,329 Well, who wants to know? 428 00:33:41,651 --> 00:33:44,050 You cocksucker. You should have been a scientist. 429 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,730 It's cleaner. It's cleaner without the foreskin. 430 00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:51,089 Most guys in pornos, John Leslie nobody better. 431 00:33:51,809 --> 00:33:52,928 Yes. I would say, yes. 432 00:33:55,649 --> 00:33:56,768 Are you circumcised? 433 00:33:57,649 --> 00:33:58,769 Hell, no. That shit hurts. 434 00:33:59,409 --> 00:34:01,248 Somebody cuts my dick it better be for vengeance. 435 00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:04,128 ♪ One, two, three, uh! 436 00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:07,246 ♪ Hot pants! 437 00:34:07,247 --> 00:34:09,086 ♪ Hey, hot pants! 438 00:34:10,606 --> 00:34:13,645 ♪ Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants! 439 00:34:15,007 --> 00:34:16,766 ♪ Where it's at 440 00:34:16,766 --> 00:34:19,165 ♪ That's where it's at 441 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,324 ♪ Baby, take your Fryburg 442 00:34:22,046 --> 00:34:23,564 ♪ Looks much better with time 443 00:34:23,564 --> 00:34:24,685 I fucking love you! 444 00:34:24,685 --> 00:34:26,524 - ♪ My fever keeps growing - I fucking love you! 445 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:28,284 ♪ Girl, you're blowing my mind! ♪ 446 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:33,682 We've got the address, no last name. Find the love shack. 447 00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:35,083 You got a weapon? 448 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:44,162 Maybe we should stop get something bigger. 449 00:34:46,762 --> 00:34:48,521 I don't need something bigger. 450 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:54,362 Yes. 451 00:34:55,402 --> 00:34:57,240 Do you have a decrease in libido? 452 00:34:57,241 --> 00:34:58,440 Sure. Thank you. 453 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,679 Do you have a decrease in strength and/or endurance? 454 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,839 Have you lost height? Are your erections less strong? 455 00:35:07,879 --> 00:35:09,679 Has your uncircumcised foreskin 456 00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:13,078 ever resulted in an adverse reaction from your partner? 457 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:18,036 Does the shape of your glans cause you anxiety? 458 00:35:18,997 --> 00:35:21,797 Are you concerned about inadequate penile hygiene? 459 00:35:23,078 --> 00:35:25,236 If you answered, "Yes, " to question one 460 00:35:25,236 --> 00:35:26,275 Mr Murder, please. 461 00:35:26,677 --> 00:35:28,436 ...or at least three of the questions 462 00:35:28,437 --> 00:35:31,716 you may be a candidate for adult circumcision. 463 00:35:33,236 --> 00:35:37,435 I heard you with Fryburg. You make loud noises and I hear them. 464 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:38,754 You make loud noises? 465 00:35:38,755 --> 00:35:42,355 Yeah. I want to make them, too. I told my psychiatrist. 466 00:35:42,355 --> 00:35:43,474 - What? - What? 467 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,834 I had nothing else to tell him. So... 468 00:35:46,155 --> 00:35:47,314 Fuck off, Fryburg. 469 00:35:47,673 --> 00:35:48,674 I'm a fucking star. 470 00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:51,153 Did he do his Richard Gere for you? Jumping all around in his jockstrap? 471 00:35:51,153 --> 00:35:52,273 Gere! 472 00:35:52,274 --> 00:35:54,514 - Richard Gere, he's hot! - Hot chocolate! 473 00:35:54,514 --> 00:35:55,632 Chetty! 474 00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:57,232 He's got an ass that yodels. 475 00:35:57,232 --> 00:35:58,431 Call me! 476 00:35:58,432 --> 00:36:00,912 Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior! 477 00:36:03,153 --> 00:36:04,672 Good God! Chetty! 478 00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:07,431 Mom. Fryburg, Ma! 479 00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:08,831 Was für ein Name ist denn Fryburg? Fryburg? 480 00:36:08,831 --> 00:36:10,510 Chester the Molester. 481 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:11,709 You're just jealous. 482 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:15,629 Look, I know that you know that I know that you want me, Connie-lingus. 483 00:36:16,349 --> 00:36:20,509 Don't you talk to her like that, you animal! I'll put your head in a pillory! 484 00:36:22,669 --> 00:36:23,708 Your father called. 485 00:36:24,589 --> 00:36:25,429 So? 486 00:36:25,949 --> 00:36:28,587 He wants to come to your sister's house for the holidays. 487 00:36:29,068 --> 00:36:30,506 How am I going to face him? 488 00:36:35,668 --> 00:36:38,427 Some day, somewhere, somehow 489 00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:42,426 I am going to go up in one of those metal cans and I am gonna fly away. 490 00:36:44,147 --> 00:36:45,428 Far away. 491 00:36:50,345 --> 00:36:51,665 Okay, this is the block. 492 00:36:52,026 --> 00:36:54,584 That redheaded skank is going down. 493 00:36:54,585 --> 00:36:55,635 ♪ Someone I belong to 494 00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:03,545 I've got your back. 495 00:37:03,545 --> 00:37:08,263 ♪ Doesn't belong to me 496 00:37:08,264 --> 00:37:11,222 Men. They blow smoke up your ass 497 00:37:11,703 --> 00:37:12,982 make you pregnant 498 00:37:13,783 --> 00:37:16,021 then go hunt for new snapper. 499 00:37:16,022 --> 00:37:19,702 ♪ Someone who can be faithful 500 00:37:20,342 --> 00:37:25,782 ♪ Who knows that I have to be 501 00:37:29,061 --> 00:37:30,161 ♪ Why must I be alone? 502 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,740 ♪ So 503 00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:41,138 ♪ Why can I 504 00:37:41,138 --> 00:37:42,460 ♪ On my own 505 00:37:48,337 --> 00:37:49,338 ♪ So 506 00:37:52,817 --> 00:37:56,819 ♪ Alone from night to night you find me 507 00:37:58,897 --> 00:37:59,856 Is Tula here? 508 00:37:59,856 --> 00:38:01,696 ♪ Too weak 509 00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:03,295 Does that bitch live here? 510 00:38:03,296 --> 00:38:04,735 ♪ To break the chains that bind me 511 00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:05,696 No. 512 00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:09,656 ♪ I need no shackles 513 00:38:10,015 --> 00:38:12,736 ♪ To remind me 514 00:38:13,655 --> 00:38:17,374 ♪ I'm just a prisoner 515 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:19,774 ♪ Of love 516 00:38:21,773 --> 00:38:23,654 ♪ For one command 517 00:38:23,895 --> 00:38:27,373 ♪ I stand and wait now 518 00:38:28,813 --> 00:38:33,211 ♪ For one who's master of my fate now 519 00:38:33,212 --> 00:38:34,252 Yeah, baby. 520 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,133 ♪ I can't escape 521 00:38:38,892 --> 00:38:42,570 ♪ For it's too late now 522 00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:47,290 ♪ I'm just a prisoner of love 523 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:49,410 ♪ Just a prisoner of love 524 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:54,730 ♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love 525 00:38:56,170 --> 00:39:00,169 ♪ What's the good of my caring 526 00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:01,289 Give it up. 527 00:39:01,289 --> 00:39:03,847 ♪ If someone is sharing 528 00:39:03,848 --> 00:39:07,529 ♪ Those arms 529 00:39:07,529 --> 00:39:10,128 ♪ With me 530 00:39:10,128 --> 00:39:14,567 ♪ Although he has another 531 00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:18,126 ♪ I can't have another 532 00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:20,646 ♪ 'Cause I'm 533 00:39:20,647 --> 00:39:24,965 ♪ I'm not free 534 00:39:25,687 --> 00:39:28,645 ♪ He is in my dreams 535 00:39:28,885 --> 00:39:32,084 ♪ Awake or sleeping 536 00:39:33,525 --> 00:39:36,084 ♪ Upon my knees 537 00:39:36,085 --> 00:39:38,964 ♪ To her I'm creeping 538 00:39:38,964 --> 00:39:43,203 ♪ His very life, my very life 539 00:39:43,203 --> 00:39:45,882 ♪ Is in his keeping 540 00:39:46,882 --> 00:39:51,602 ♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love ♪ 541 00:39:51,603 --> 00:39:53,922 Thongs, half bras, full bras 542 00:39:53,922 --> 00:39:58,561 g- strings, push-up bras, teddies garter belts, crotchless panty hose. 543 00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,640 Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell. 544 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,401 To rich, tan, bored housewives 545 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,200 who take the fat from their ass-cheeks and inject it into their lips. 546 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,960 If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then you should know that's what you're kissing. 547 00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:13,439 Personally, I think kissing's sexier than shagging 548 00:40:13,439 --> 00:40:15,518 but you're sucking on chicken fat there. 549 00:40:15,519 --> 00:40:16,719 Not that their husbands mind. 550 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,880 You know, they're out buying big homes, buying paintings 551 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,598 going to the fucking opera taking one up the bum for the Queen 552 00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:24,399 while the misses are out sticking their fannies in my face. 553 00:40:24,399 --> 00:40:26,718 Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite? 554 00:40:27,277 --> 00:40:29,997 What they need, these women is a good old-fashioned horsefuck. 555 00:40:29,998 --> 00:40:32,717 They can buy all the new panties they want but they get stained, don't they? 556 00:40:32,717 --> 00:40:35,517 Stained panties, part of life no matter how hard you wipe. 557 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:36,956 I think you're dead sexy. 558 00:40:38,556 --> 00:40:39,516 Not at first. 559 00:40:40,476 --> 00:40:45,036 Then one day, I looked up and I saw you working with your shirt off and your gut out. 560 00:40:46,396 --> 00:40:48,116 "That's a man" I said to myself. 561 00:40:48,116 --> 00:40:49,114 A real man. 562 00:40:49,675 --> 00:40:51,875 Someone to take me down the pub for a pint. 563 00:40:53,114 --> 00:40:57,273 You're way too old for me but I figure you only go round once in life. 564 00:40:58,393 --> 00:41:02,394 I've got, what, 75 years if I don't get hit by a bus? 565 00:41:04,473 --> 00:41:06,113 I want to kiss you, big man. 566 00:41:07,113 --> 00:41:09,391 I want to give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss. 567 00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:12,951 You won't tell anyone, right? 568 00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:16,632 Inch by inch 569 00:41:17,632 --> 00:41:20,111 the elephant fucked the ant. 570 00:41:43,389 --> 00:41:44,228 Ouch. 571 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,826 I'm qualified to satisfy you. 572 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,227 Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho. 573 00:41:52,626 --> 00:41:55,186 We've got to think like Kojak. "Who loves you, baby? " 574 00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:59,346 We'll smoke her redheaded ass out then we'll let the music play. 575 00:42:00,386 --> 00:42:02,226 What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. 576 00:42:02,626 --> 00:42:05,384 Who knows what anybody's doing? 577 00:42:06,466 --> 00:42:07,984 Some people fear the Lord. 578 00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:10,104 I fear women. 579 00:42:10,105 --> 00:42:11,745 What really happened 580 00:42:12,784 --> 00:42:13,983 between you and Roe? 581 00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:16,703 Roe 582 00:42:21,823 --> 00:42:22,942 was my first love. 583 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:27,503 I traced her name in cowshit. She was "my first..." 584 00:42:29,103 --> 00:42:30,702 "my last, my everything." 585 00:42:32,061 --> 00:42:36,540 Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had... 586 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:38,701 What? 587 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:41,620 Um. 588 00:42:41,621 --> 00:42:42,621 Trouble? 589 00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:44,460 Only with Roe. 590 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,100 With other chicks 591 00:42:48,379 --> 00:42:49,378 I'm Barry White. 592 00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:55,259 I go to the meat market I'm in and out like car service. 593 00:42:55,259 --> 00:42:57,979 - Okay, okay. - I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth. 594 00:42:59,498 --> 00:43:01,377 Maybe I knew her too well. 595 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:02,378 I don't know. 596 00:43:03,097 --> 00:43:04,298 Is that why she left? 597 00:43:06,457 --> 00:43:07,657 She met the Greek. 598 00:43:14,096 --> 00:43:15,255 Come here. 599 00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,294 Come up here. 600 00:43:16,295 --> 00:43:20,295 ♪ I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window 601 00:43:23,016 --> 00:43:27,974 ♪ I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind 602 00:43:30,293 --> 00:43:34,693 ♪ She was my woman 603 00:43:34,694 --> 00:43:36,094 Spank, spank! 604 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:41,853 ♪ As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind 605 00:43:44,933 --> 00:43:49,611 ♪ My, my, my, Delilah 606 00:43:51,971 --> 00:43:57,089 ♪ Why, why, why, Delilah? 607 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,890 ♪ I could see 608 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:05,730 ♪ That girl was no good for me 609 00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:10,927 ♪ But I was lost like a slave that no man could free 610 00:44:13,569 --> 00:44:17,727 ♪ At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting 611 00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:21,248 The Greek! 612 00:44:21,248 --> 00:44:25,405 ♪ I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door 613 00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,046 Roe! 614 00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:29,645 Why? 615 00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,766 ♪ She stood there laughing 616 00:44:35,247 --> 00:44:39,726 ♪ I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more 617 00:44:42,285 --> 00:44:43,335 ♪ My, my, my, Delilah 618 00:44:49,404 --> 00:44:52,683 ♪ Why, why, why, Delilah? 619 00:44:52,683 --> 00:44:54,362 You stabbed me. 620 00:44:56,603 --> 00:44:59,242 ♪ So before 621 00:45:00,123 --> 00:45:03,001 ♪ They come to break down the door 622 00:45:03,723 --> 00:45:08,921 ♪ Forgive me, Delilah I just couldn't take any more 623 00:45:25,318 --> 00:45:28,599 ♪ So before 624 00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:32,118 ♪ They come to break down the door 625 00:45:32,598 --> 00:45:35,797 ♪ Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take 626 00:45:35,798 --> 00:45:37,357 ♪ Any more! ♪ 627 00:45:42,598 --> 00:45:43,477 Bo? 628 00:45:45,397 --> 00:45:46,516 Roe? 629 00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:47,476 Bo. 630 00:45:49,237 --> 00:45:50,115 Loser. 631 00:45:57,715 --> 00:46:00,114 ♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet 632 00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:04,673 ♪ He's so fine, he can't be beat 633 00:46:05,953 --> 00:46:08,911 ♪ He's got everything that I desire 634 00:46:10,193 --> 00:46:12,514 ♪ Sets the summer sun on fire 635 00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:16,591 ♪ I want candy 636 00:46:18,591 --> 00:46:20,592 ♪ I want candy ♪ 637 00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:24,271 Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you... What is going on here? 638 00:46:25,232 --> 00:46:26,591 What are you wear... That... 639 00:46:26,591 --> 00:46:29,230 Oh, my God. That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress. 640 00:46:29,231 --> 00:46:30,670 What is she gonna say if she sees that? 641 00:46:30,671 --> 00:46:32,670 She's gonna say that I look better than her daughter Stacy in it. 642 00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:33,869 That's what she's gonna say. 643 00:46:33,870 --> 00:46:34,909 - Take it off. - No. 644 00:46:34,910 --> 00:46:39,310 - Right now. Take it off. Now! - It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off! 645 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:40,429 They're engaged. 646 00:46:48,189 --> 00:46:51,788 You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass. 647 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:54,907 Your mother know about this, Chetty? 648 00:46:54,908 --> 00:46:56,588 Yes, Chetty, does your mother know? 649 00:46:56,827 --> 00:46:59,626 Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases. Fryburg is a free man! 650 00:46:59,867 --> 00:47:02,105 I don't care if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man 651 00:47:02,106 --> 00:47:03,386 he's not marrying my daughter. 652 00:47:03,386 --> 00:47:05,385 - You're not going to come to my wedding? - I'm coming. 653 00:47:05,386 --> 00:47:06,826 Your mother's not coming to the nuptials? 654 00:47:06,826 --> 00:47:08,265 - Hold on. - Ma, you want a hit? 655 00:47:08,266 --> 00:47:11,065 If I died and was born again no, I'm not coming. 656 00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:13,546 I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter! 657 00:47:13,546 --> 00:47:14,584 I'm in love, Ma. 658 00:47:14,825 --> 00:47:16,663 Love is the vaguest word in the human vocabulary. 659 00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:19,625 - My head is full of Fryburg. - It's terrible and beautiful. 660 00:47:19,626 --> 00:47:21,463 - His lips fill my dreams. - Empty glasses. 661 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,414 - My head is full of Fryburg. - It's terrible and beautiful. 662 00:47:24,414 --> 00:47:26,513 - His lips fill my dreams. - Empty glasses. 663 00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:29,162 - When I'm away from him... - Senseless conversations. 664 00:47:29,162 --> 00:47:32,112 - ...my thoughts are of him and only him. - Cigarette ashes. 665 00:47:32,113 --> 00:47:33,062 He's my first love. 666 00:47:33,062 --> 00:47:34,513 Well, anybody can be in love. 667 00:47:34,513 --> 00:47:37,262 - I've read romances... - When you've seen your lover... 668 00:47:37,263 --> 00:47:39,811 - ...puke his guts out... - ...in prose and verse... 669 00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:42,710 - ...grow a cyst on his ass... - ...in different languages. 670 00:47:42,711 --> 00:47:45,410 - ...crush you with his beer belly... - So I must be... 671 00:47:45,411 --> 00:47:48,461 - ...stink of cheese... - I must be in love. I love Fryburg... 672 00:47:48,462 --> 00:47:51,112 - ...reach in there and rip your heart out - ...Mom... 673 00:47:51,112 --> 00:47:54,910 ...and leaves a big, empty hole then and only then can you say, "I love him!" 674 00:47:54,910 --> 00:47:55,959 Do you even love dad? 675 00:47:55,959 --> 00:47:56,109 I loved him. He pulled down the shade. 676 00:47:57,310 --> 00:47:58,190 Now I hate him. 677 00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:02,748 Why did you guys even get married then? 678 00:48:06,309 --> 00:48:07,188 I... 679 00:48:08,268 --> 00:48:09,267 I was lonely. 680 00:48:11,668 --> 00:48:12,548 He was handsome. 681 00:48:16,308 --> 00:48:20,667 Wild, crazy eyes, like an animal peering out of a forest on fire. 682 00:48:23,746 --> 00:48:24,906 You know, love doesn't... 683 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:32,345 Not everything is cured by love, huh? 684 00:48:35,904 --> 00:48:38,103 Look, my life has been one hell of a mess 685 00:48:38,104 --> 00:48:40,824 but you are one of the reasons that I keep trying. 686 00:48:42,664 --> 00:48:43,982 Rosebud's my heartache. 687 00:48:48,903 --> 00:48:51,061 Get a life and then do love. 688 00:48:52,982 --> 00:48:55,301 Don't throw your dreams into the never-never. 689 00:48:56,383 --> 00:48:58,583 Life doesn't give you second chances. 690 00:49:01,662 --> 00:49:03,981 Come on, baby. Check it out! Check it out! 691 00:49:04,661 --> 00:49:05,741 We're gonna work. 692 00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,499 Hey, you asshole. 693 00:49:19,299 --> 00:49:24,138 Tease me, tease me! Hammer me! Slam me! Drill me! 694 00:49:24,138 --> 00:49:26,178 You did it for me. For me! 695 00:49:26,178 --> 00:49:29,097 Give me all of that helldog! Pour it into my red-hot oven! 696 00:49:29,098 --> 00:49:31,697 Ooh, yeah, does it feel different? Oh, does it feel different? 697 00:49:31,697 --> 00:49:33,696 Tease me! Love me! Don't stop! 698 00:49:33,697 --> 00:49:36,697 Oh, it's so beautiful! Oh, yeah! It's so beautiful! 699 00:49:36,697 --> 00:49:41,856 Oh, yeah! I can't believe... I can't believe you cut it off for me! 700 00:49:42,656 --> 00:49:46,255 You kill me! Oh! Yeah! Yes! I love it! 701 00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:49,255 Go on. Keep going, Nicky! You know you can! You know you can! 702 00:49:49,255 --> 00:49:51,575 You used to be an athlete, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did. 703 00:49:51,575 --> 00:49:55,255 That's it! Ooh, you filthy bugger! Oh, keep going now. I love it! I love it! 704 00:49:56,655 --> 00:50:01,053 Oh, God, yes! Oh, yeah! Like that. 705 00:50:03,973 --> 00:50:06,732 It's lovely like that! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 706 00:50:13,652 --> 00:50:16,652 Give me that fucking fairy dusting, Nick. 707 00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:33,609 You know what? 708 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,888 Next time a flag rises 709 00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:39,648 you can knock on me back door. 710 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,569 Marlon Brando style. 711 00:50:47,368 --> 00:50:51,927 What do you mean, up... Up your stovepipe? 712 00:50:53,367 --> 00:50:54,286 Yeah. 713 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:56,046 Sure. 714 00:50:56,567 --> 00:50:57,446 Why not? 715 00:50:59,727 --> 00:51:01,005 Open my safe. 716 00:51:04,924 --> 00:51:06,084 This is great chicken. 717 00:51:06,085 --> 00:51:08,764 I'd better stop eating it. I'll blow up like a fucking whale. 718 00:51:09,685 --> 00:51:11,763 You don't want a fat bird for a girlfriend, do you? 719 00:51:13,644 --> 00:51:15,483 God. You are one crude broad. 720 00:51:19,002 --> 00:51:20,404 Is that what you think of me? 721 00:51:22,843 --> 00:51:25,323 I'm not a thinker. No. 722 00:51:28,921 --> 00:51:31,401 Do you think of me? Ever? 723 00:51:34,002 --> 00:51:36,640 Tell me what you like about me. And don't be fucking polite. 724 00:51:41,601 --> 00:51:43,040 The nasty way you look at me. 725 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,400 Mmm-hmm. 726 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,079 The way you touch your hair and you twirl it. 727 00:51:54,519 --> 00:51:55,437 Right. 728 00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:59,918 Your soft, white basket 729 00:52:00,558 --> 00:52:01,598 up in the air 730 00:52:02,718 --> 00:52:05,597 staring at me like a third eyeball. 731 00:52:07,997 --> 00:52:08,997 You're funny. 732 00:52:08,997 --> 00:52:10,036 Your... 733 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,556 I don't know, just, you're... 734 00:52:17,476 --> 00:52:19,476 Your red everything. 735 00:52:24,714 --> 00:52:25,993 I really like you. 736 00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:27,515 I like you, too. 737 00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:32,954 What about our future? What are we gonna do? 738 00:52:44,393 --> 00:52:46,472 Just living till you die is hard work. 739 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:57,231 ♪ Tell me your love is true 740 00:52:58,191 --> 00:52:59,040 ♪ Like I love you 741 00:53:14,549 --> 00:53:18,508 ♪ Too many times romantic words are spoken 742 00:53:18,869 --> 00:53:22,267 ♪ Too many words of love are said in vain 743 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:26,386 ♪ Too many times a foolish heart is broken 744 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:30,667 ♪ And left with just a memory for a token 745 00:53:31,226 --> 00:53:36,264 ♪ How can I know that you won't hurt me, too? 746 00:53:37,106 --> 00:53:39,225 ♪ Do you love me the way you kiss me? 747 00:53:39,225 --> 00:53:42,345 ♪ 'Cause you kiss me like you love me 748 00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:44,385 ♪ Do you mean everything you say 749 00:53:44,385 --> 00:53:46,783 ♪ And do you say everything you mean? 750 00:53:48,823 --> 00:53:50,622 ♪ Do you love me the way you hold me? 751 00:53:50,944 --> 00:53:53,502 ♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me 752 00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:55,943 ♪ Is it only a lovely dream 753 00:53:55,944 --> 00:53:59,463 ♪ Or can I dream of a wedding day? 754 00:54:36,819 --> 00:54:38,936 ♪ Do you love me the way you hold me? 755 00:54:38,937 --> 00:54:41,616 ♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me 756 00:54:42,137 --> 00:54:46,615 ♪ Is it only a lovely dream or can I dream 757 00:54:48,256 --> 00:54:53,376 ♪ Of a wedding day? ♪ 758 00:55:06,534 --> 00:55:07,414 Tsk. 759 00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:15,572 There's nothing so magical as a woman's ass! 760 00:55:16,493 --> 00:55:21,092 Give me hot broads in high heels with asses that forgot to get old. 761 00:55:28,531 --> 00:55:31,450 What is with men, huh? They think they can whip their schlongs out 762 00:55:31,450 --> 00:55:34,610 whenever they want just in broad daylight for the whole world to see? 763 00:55:34,611 --> 00:55:35,769 Give the guy a break. 764 00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:37,929 - What? - Man is a beast. 765 00:55:38,370 --> 00:55:43,048 Take myself, for instance. I see a young girl get up on a school bus 766 00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:47,288 jeans riding low, showing a thong. 767 00:55:48,249 --> 00:55:52,448 My first thought is "I want to buzz your butt." 768 00:55:52,448 --> 00:55:53,647 - Am I right? - Uh-huh. 769 00:55:54,408 --> 00:55:59,127 My second, "How could your mommy and daddy allow you to go to school like that?" 770 00:55:59,128 --> 00:56:00,686 You should be ashamed of yourself. 771 00:56:00,686 --> 00:56:04,286 I am, but it doesn't last. Blah blah blah. 772 00:56:04,287 --> 00:56:05,447 Do you know where we're going? 773 00:56:05,447 --> 00:56:08,645 Ring-a-ding-ding. All right, $1.69, plus tax. 774 00:56:08,646 --> 00:56:09,845 Where? 775 00:56:10,486 --> 00:56:13,405 Round two Baby Mazoa against Spice Wallah. 776 00:56:13,405 --> 00:56:15,605 Baby looks a little bit out of shape, there. 777 00:56:17,405 --> 00:56:18,485 Come on! 778 00:56:19,965 --> 00:56:21,644 These guys today, they can't fight! 779 00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:23,043 - Daddy. - What? 780 00:56:23,043 --> 00:56:24,123 I've got to talk to you. 781 00:56:24,124 --> 00:56:25,283 I'm in the flesh. 782 00:56:25,284 --> 00:56:27,522 Yeah, but it's something that's really really important... 783 00:56:27,522 --> 00:56:29,442 In the kidney, hit him in the kidney! 784 00:56:29,443 --> 00:56:31,603 - 'Cause I've been wrestling... - Have some liquorice. 785 00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,642 No, thank you. 786 00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:33,923 Where's your mother? 787 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,122 Mother? 788 00:56:35,122 --> 00:56:39,321 That's it! Hit him in the stomach! In the stomach! In the stomach! Yeah! 789 00:56:41,321 --> 00:56:42,321 - Dad? - Yeah. 790 00:56:43,842 --> 00:56:45,242 I'm going into wedlock. 791 00:56:55,799 --> 00:56:56,959 So what did your mother say? 792 00:56:59,439 --> 00:57:01,039 She says I can't... 793 00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:06,558 She says I can't marry no one. I'm... 794 00:57:08,557 --> 00:57:09,678 I'm too young. 795 00:57:11,918 --> 00:57:13,077 So she's against it. 796 00:57:14,997 --> 00:57:16,036 Right. 797 00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:20,956 And so am I. 798 00:57:22,717 --> 00:57:23,595 What? 799 00:57:24,637 --> 00:57:27,476 You guys don't even talk to one another anymore. 800 00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:29,555 Well, I don't have to talk to your mother to agree with her. 801 00:57:29,555 --> 00:57:30,956 That doesn't make any sense. 802 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:38,114 There's a lot of things in this pothole of a life that don't make sense. 803 00:57:38,714 --> 00:57:39,793 But you do them. 804 00:57:40,635 --> 00:57:43,433 It takes me a good, solid hour plus coffee and a cigarette 805 00:57:43,434 --> 00:57:46,633 to evacuate in the morning. Does that make sense? No. 806 00:57:47,993 --> 00:57:51,871 But I do it, because when I'm high up on that bridge, I don't have a choice. 807 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,352 Okay. 808 00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:23,587 Don't overreact. Let me finish what I'm saying. 809 00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:25,309 What do you mean we don't know each other enough? 810 00:58:25,310 --> 00:58:26,787 - I've known you since you were born. - I know that we... 811 00:58:26,788 --> 00:58:30,348 I know. But we don't know each other like we're getting to know each other right now 812 00:58:30,348 --> 00:58:32,306 and I don't want to hop in right now. I want to date... 813 00:58:32,306 --> 00:58:34,865 Let me tell you something, Baby. It's all or nothing with Fryburg, okay? 814 00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:35,945 All or nothing! 815 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,267 You take all of me or you take none of me. I live right there. 816 00:58:38,267 --> 00:58:40,945 How am I gonna show my face in this neighbourhood if you don't marry me now? 817 00:58:40,946 --> 00:58:42,866 Don't say that right now. Let's just... We love each other... 818 00:58:42,866 --> 00:58:45,185 What do you want me to do? You want me to change? Fryburg can't change. 819 00:58:46,505 --> 00:58:47,544 Fryburg stays like this. 820 00:58:47,545 --> 00:58:49,345 - You fell in love with this. - Don't take that away from me. 821 00:58:49,345 --> 00:58:52,264 That's it! And you know what? You're not in my band anymore. 822 00:58:52,265 --> 00:58:53,425 Oh, God. 823 00:58:53,425 --> 00:58:54,664 That's not what this is about... 824 00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:55,743 You're not in my band anymore! 825 00:58:57,025 --> 00:58:57,985 - Oh, God. - Get back here 826 00:58:57,985 --> 00:58:59,343 and let's finish the conversation... 827 00:58:59,343 --> 00:59:00,543 - I loved you! - ...Iike mature adults! 828 00:59:00,544 --> 00:59:02,383 No not loved. Get back here! 829 00:59:15,781 --> 00:59:16,820 Hello. 830 00:59:19,502 --> 00:59:20,462 Can I help? 831 00:59:21,142 --> 00:59:22,221 Twat did you say? 832 00:59:22,981 --> 00:59:23,979 Do you need help? 833 00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:26,659 Cunt hear you. Scum a little closer. 834 00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:29,099 What did you say? 835 00:59:31,299 --> 00:59:35,619 What kind of underwear do you think a man fancies? 836 00:59:37,179 --> 00:59:39,058 - Depends on the man. - A man with a moustache. 837 00:59:40,699 --> 00:59:41,938 What sort of moustache? 838 00:59:41,938 --> 00:59:43,017 A dirty one. 839 00:59:44,778 --> 00:59:45,857 Dirty black one? 840 00:59:47,419 --> 00:59:49,377 Yeah. You hit the nail on the head. 841 00:59:50,778 --> 00:59:51,897 I like doing that. 842 00:59:54,497 --> 00:59:57,175 I'm in the market for some underwear. The, uh 843 00:59:58,257 --> 01:00:01,856 kind of underwear that makes a man lose his mind. 844 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,616 Okay, well, I can help you with that. 845 01:00:10,134 --> 01:00:11,733 You know, a long time ago 846 01:00:12,693 --> 01:00:15,532 women didn't wear underwear if they were well-bred. 847 01:00:16,494 --> 01:00:18,534 Only prostitutes wore panties. 848 01:00:20,454 --> 01:00:23,412 Right. I didn't know that. 849 01:00:25,892 --> 01:00:28,731 Well, now you know. 850 01:00:31,732 --> 01:00:34,492 Right. Do you want to follow me? 851 01:00:38,491 --> 01:00:39,810 Oh, God, I'm dying! 852 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:40,970 No, you're not, sir. 853 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,490 I'm dying! I'm dying! 854 01:00:42,490 --> 01:00:43,730 Where is the pain, sir? 855 01:00:44,211 --> 01:00:45,770 Stomach! It's his stomach. 856 01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:49,250 What did you eat, sir? What was the last thing that you ate? 857 01:00:52,129 --> 01:00:55,367 You said you were gonna leave some for me. That was a four-pound tub! 858 01:00:55,368 --> 01:00:56,447 You ate the whole tub? 859 01:00:59,008 --> 01:00:59,969 How you doing, Mr Murder? 860 01:01:03,009 --> 01:01:05,248 How you doing? How's married life? 861 01:01:05,248 --> 01:01:07,926 Better, sir. Much better. Thanks for your words of wisdom. 862 01:01:07,927 --> 01:01:09,525 - He tried to kill his self. - With what? 863 01:01:09,807 --> 01:01:10,806 Black Liquorice. 864 01:01:10,806 --> 01:01:14,246 You tell your mother I apologise. You tell her 865 01:01:15,566 --> 01:01:19,085 men are seaweed. Women are oak trees. 866 01:01:19,085 --> 01:01:21,284 Amen. Men die young. 867 01:01:21,965 --> 01:01:25,884 They think they ladies' men, 24l7. Attila of the Springs and shit. 868 01:01:26,606 --> 01:01:28,884 Lips raw with love and then they be dead. 869 01:01:31,205 --> 01:01:32,844 You tell your mother I'm truly sorry. 870 01:01:35,524 --> 01:01:36,923 I know your tragedy. 871 01:01:36,923 --> 01:01:37,962 What tragedy? 872 01:01:38,722 --> 01:01:39,762 You got a loose one. 873 01:01:41,123 --> 01:01:42,123 Loose what? 874 01:01:42,123 --> 01:01:43,242 Pussy. 875 01:01:43,243 --> 01:01:46,003 Fuck you! What did you say? 876 01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:47,481 Wide fucking shores. 877 01:01:47,802 --> 01:01:50,360 You calling me used goods? Who the fuck are you? 878 01:01:50,962 --> 01:01:53,001 Second-hand love doesn't work for me, bitch. 879 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:54,162 Don't worry, love. 880 01:01:54,762 --> 01:01:57,521 I lose interest in a man as soon as he begins to care for me. 881 01:01:57,921 --> 01:01:59,639 I'm gonna rip your can wide open! 882 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,158 ♪ Hee, hee, hee 883 01:02:10,158 --> 01:02:11,759 Stop it! 884 01:02:12,879 --> 01:02:13,838 I'll kill you! 885 01:02:14,319 --> 01:02:17,758 ♪ Hee, hee, hee 886 01:02:17,758 --> 01:02:20,516 Get your fingers off me you stupid cow! 887 01:02:20,517 --> 01:02:22,438 Kick that big, red butt. 888 01:02:23,678 --> 01:02:25,078 Why you try to kill yourself, sir? 889 01:02:26,556 --> 01:02:29,836 ♪ Well brunettes are fine, man And blondes are fun 890 01:02:29,837 --> 01:02:33,236 ♪ But when it comes to getting a dirty job done 891 01:02:33,236 --> 01:02:35,555 ♪ I'll take a redheaded woman 892 01:02:37,316 --> 01:02:39,156 ♪ A redheaded woman 893 01:02:40,275 --> 01:02:44,954 ♪ It takes a redheaded woman To get a dirty job done 894 01:02:44,954 --> 01:02:46,874 I'm going to break your face! 895 01:02:47,874 --> 01:02:50,955 ♪ Well, listen up, stud your life's been wasted 896 01:02:50,955 --> 01:02:54,632 ♪ Till you've got down on your knees and tasted 897 01:02:54,633 --> 01:02:56,793 ♪ A redheaded woman 898 01:02:58,593 --> 01:03:00,192 ♪ A redheaded woman 899 01:03:01,432 --> 01:03:03,991 ♪ It takes a redheaded woman 900 01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:06,113 ♪ Get a dirty job done 901 01:03:06,551 --> 01:03:08,551 The one in the middle's mine she looks dirty! 902 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:12,191 ♪ Well, I don't know how many girls you've dated, man 903 01:03:12,191 --> 01:03:15,591 ♪ But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated 904 01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:17,910 ♪ By a redheaded woman 905 01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:20,989 ♪ Redheaded woman 906 01:03:20,990 --> 01:03:21,990 Ow! 907 01:03:22,430 --> 01:03:26,829 ♪ It takes a redheaded woman get a dirty job done ♪ 908 01:03:26,829 --> 01:03:28,588 Well, she done made that man sick. 909 01:03:33,389 --> 01:03:34,708 It's no picnic being a guy. 910 01:03:36,067 --> 01:03:37,227 Right? It's hard. 911 01:03:38,588 --> 01:03:42,267 I mean, If I was a woman I would have been a prostitute. 912 01:03:44,427 --> 01:03:47,866 I broke up with Wanda. Her ass was a travesty. 913 01:03:49,147 --> 01:03:51,106 There's just some things you can't overlook. 914 01:03:55,025 --> 01:03:56,464 What is going on out there? 915 01:04:00,065 --> 01:04:01,464 Get him, get him! 916 01:04:06,823 --> 01:04:08,463 Well, I'd run too, if I was gonna be a steak. 917 01:04:13,342 --> 01:04:14,222 Oh. 918 01:04:14,662 --> 01:04:17,982 Mrs Murder. Nice to see you. How are you? 919 01:04:19,103 --> 01:04:20,662 Every breath is a victory. 920 01:04:21,503 --> 01:04:22,421 Hiya, Mom. 921 01:04:22,982 --> 01:04:24,942 Don't you, "Hi, Mom" me. 922 01:04:29,622 --> 01:04:31,741 I told you. I told you! 923 01:04:32,901 --> 01:04:38,020 In the sixth grade, I told you "Never tell a woman your business." 924 01:04:38,021 --> 01:04:41,659 "You just do your thing and you keep it to yourself!" 925 01:04:45,059 --> 01:04:46,099 Maybe I should go. 926 01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:47,458 Sit down! 927 01:04:54,218 --> 01:04:58,776 I've got one foot on the banana peel and one foot in the grave. 928 01:05:00,017 --> 01:05:01,417 And you do this to me? 929 01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:06,735 You have got dinosaur balls, buster. 930 01:05:08,455 --> 01:05:10,455 I should have clopped them off when you were a kid. 931 01:05:10,456 --> 01:05:13,615 I'm your son, Ma! I could use some help. 932 01:05:13,615 --> 01:05:16,134 Does it look like I'm wearing a white uniform? 933 01:05:16,615 --> 01:05:18,094 I'm supposed to be number one. 934 01:05:18,095 --> 01:05:21,653 You overshot your boundaries, number one! 935 01:05:22,094 --> 01:05:25,094 You go and get yourself a mistress and on top of that 936 01:05:25,094 --> 01:05:27,253 you got yourself circumcised! 937 01:05:27,734 --> 01:05:30,614 Jesus! We're not even Jewish! 938 01:05:30,614 --> 01:05:31,853 I told him not to do it. 939 01:05:31,853 --> 01:05:34,573 Shut up! Who asked you? 940 01:05:34,892 --> 01:05:39,571 You're just like your father. And your grandfather. May they rest in peace. 941 01:05:45,171 --> 01:05:46,251 Oh, yeah. 942 01:05:50,890 --> 01:05:52,249 Nicholas Nicotine. 943 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:57,050 Wolf lungs. The doctor says he's got wolf lungs. They're all black. 944 01:06:00,409 --> 01:06:03,009 Did I tell you his grandfather tried to have sex with me? 945 01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:05,567 Really? 946 01:06:05,568 --> 01:06:06,607 I'm telling you. 947 01:06:08,489 --> 01:06:10,288 Told me my husband was a boy. 948 01:06:10,689 --> 01:06:13,928 That he could do things to me that I couldn't imagine. 949 01:06:15,287 --> 01:06:16,326 Sexually? 950 01:06:16,687 --> 01:06:20,566 Well, yeah, sure. He wasn't talking about going to Jersey. 951 01:06:22,087 --> 01:06:23,126 Jersey. 952 01:06:23,727 --> 01:06:28,565 That man, my father-in-law had more ass than the seat on a toilet. 953 01:06:30,285 --> 01:06:32,844 Once he had an affair with his architect's wife. 954 01:06:33,844 --> 01:06:38,484 He had them over to the house. Right in front of his wife, he said to me 955 01:06:38,485 --> 01:06:40,684 "You take care of him and I'll take care of her." 956 01:06:42,964 --> 01:06:44,523 Like I was his whore! 957 01:06:46,084 --> 01:06:47,283 You can't do that nowadays. 958 01:06:48,243 --> 01:06:49,642 His own daughter-in-law. 959 01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:51,883 He was dancing with her. 960 01:06:53,202 --> 01:06:54,442 He was a good dancer. 961 01:06:56,002 --> 01:06:57,121 And the woman 962 01:06:57,762 --> 01:06:59,681 Mrs Thompson was her name 963 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,401 she had no bloomers on. 964 01:07:02,201 --> 01:07:03,841 I seen it when he twirled her. 965 01:07:06,002 --> 01:07:08,560 My mother-in-law was in the kitchen pulling her hair out. 966 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,559 And now this bastard goes and does the same thing. 967 01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,560 It's in the genes. He can't help it. 968 01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:22,438 That long ago dance. 969 01:07:23,879 --> 01:07:24,999 I'm telling you 970 01:07:26,198 --> 01:07:27,757 I don't think I'm over it yet. 971 01:07:29,478 --> 01:07:32,918 Three generations of whoremasters. 972 01:07:37,717 --> 01:07:38,915 Ever been on a plane? 973 01:07:39,357 --> 01:07:41,156 No. Never. 974 01:07:43,795 --> 01:07:44,875 Someday. 975 01:07:44,876 --> 01:07:47,355 Yeah. Someday. 976 01:07:49,476 --> 01:07:50,715 - Look, Tula... - Nicky? 977 01:07:55,714 --> 01:07:56,873 You shaved your moustache. 978 01:07:57,354 --> 01:07:58,513 Yeah, yeah. It's gone. 979 01:08:00,354 --> 01:08:01,394 Forever? 980 01:08:06,033 --> 01:08:07,192 You know, I could never... 981 01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:10,872 I can never find the right words to say what I'm trying to say. 982 01:08:11,953 --> 01:08:14,071 Then don't say anything. 983 01:08:17,471 --> 01:08:18,831 We gotta stop. 984 01:08:18,832 --> 01:08:20,231 No. No, it doesn't. 985 01:08:20,232 --> 01:08:22,551 - Yeah. We're through. It's over. - No! 986 01:08:24,031 --> 01:08:27,151 Come on. We deserve each other. 987 01:08:27,151 --> 01:08:29,429 Huh. You may be right about that, but... 988 01:08:29,430 --> 01:08:31,511 I am! You were meant for me. 989 01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:35,548 Look, I almost love you. 990 01:08:38,989 --> 01:08:40,308 "Killing me softly." 991 01:08:42,108 --> 01:08:43,308 I gotta go home. 992 01:08:43,309 --> 01:08:44,508 Home? 993 01:08:46,467 --> 01:08:47,747 Where is home? 994 01:08:50,787 --> 01:08:54,425 A place where a girl with kind eyes named Kitty lives. 995 01:08:58,227 --> 01:08:59,425 I love my wife. 996 01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:00,546 Yeah. 997 01:09:00,546 --> 01:09:02,105 She's not gonna take you back. 998 01:09:02,106 --> 01:09:03,306 Yeah, we'll see. I... 999 01:09:04,985 --> 01:09:06,224 You fit into me. 1000 01:09:08,586 --> 01:09:09,465 You know. 1001 01:09:10,863 --> 01:09:12,025 But I gotta change. 1002 01:09:13,466 --> 01:09:15,665 I'm a slow learner, but I'm gonna change. 1003 01:09:16,784 --> 01:09:19,023 You wouldn't be able to say that if I was licking your balls. 1004 01:09:21,463 --> 01:09:22,463 It'd be hard. 1005 01:09:23,143 --> 01:09:25,582 Yeah, it'd be hard. It'd be rock hard. 1006 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:27,982 Yeah, look, there's more to life than that, Tula. Okay. 1007 01:09:27,983 --> 01:09:29,262 I let you in. 1008 01:09:29,701 --> 01:09:34,580 I let you open my apple like a fucking flower in the fucking rain, you fuck! 1009 01:09:34,862 --> 01:09:36,700 There's more to life than a hard on, okay? 1010 01:09:36,701 --> 01:09:40,340 No, there's not! It starts there, doesn't it? 1011 01:09:40,341 --> 01:09:41,861 That's where life starts. 1012 01:09:42,421 --> 01:09:43,860 - Let me suck you before you leave me. - No. 1013 01:09:43,861 --> 01:09:45,059 - Go on. - No. 1014 01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:46,140 No! 1015 01:10:04,338 --> 01:10:07,536 ♪ Under here 1016 01:10:08,817 --> 01:10:12,136 ♪ You just take my breath away 1017 01:10:13,297 --> 01:10:15,215 ♪ Under here 1018 01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:19,215 ♪ The water flows over my head 1019 01:10:19,856 --> 01:10:21,254 ♪ I can hear 1020 01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:25,055 ♪ The little fishes 1021 01:10:25,495 --> 01:10:28,933 ♪ Under here whispering 1022 01:10:28,934 --> 01:10:32,174 ♪ Your most terrible name 1023 01:10:32,175 --> 01:10:34,453 ♪ Under here 1024 01:10:34,453 --> 01:10:38,533 ♪ They've given me starfish for eyes 1025 01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:41,692 ♪ And your head 1026 01:10:41,693 --> 01:10:42,793 ♪ Is a big red balloon 1027 01:10:48,131 --> 01:10:52,492 ♪ Under here your huge hand is heavy on my chest 1028 01:10:52,933 --> 01:10:55,532 ♪ And under here, sir 1029 01:10:55,532 --> 01:10:58,690 ♪ Your lovely voice retreats 1030 01:10:59,050 --> 01:11:01,530 ♪ And yes 1031 01:11:01,530 --> 01:11:02,779 ♪ You take my breath away 1032 01:11:47,645 --> 01:11:50,005 ♪ And I glow 1033 01:11:50,883 --> 01:11:54,322 ♪ With the greatness 1034 01:11:54,964 --> 01:11:56,063 ♪ Of my hate for you ♪ 1035 01:12:37,518 --> 01:12:38,557 Kitty, I... 1036 01:12:38,557 --> 01:12:39,837 - Stay away from me. - Please. 1037 01:12:39,838 --> 01:12:41,437 - I'm not talking to you. - I'm your husband. 1038 01:12:41,438 --> 01:12:43,877 I know that, you're the one that forgot it. 1039 01:12:43,878 --> 01:12:45,117 Can't you forgive? 1040 01:12:45,117 --> 01:12:46,396 The die is cast. 1041 01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:47,516 From the bottom of my heart... 1042 01:12:47,516 --> 01:12:49,116 You made your bed. Go lie in it 1043 01:12:49,117 --> 01:12:50,835 - I apologise. - ...with your slut! 1044 01:12:50,836 --> 01:12:52,076 I know I lied to you. 1045 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,315 Point blank. 1046 01:12:53,315 --> 01:12:56,114 Can't you give me one more chance? Please! 1047 01:12:56,115 --> 01:12:58,716 I'll do anything. Anything. I'll give you anything. 1048 01:13:01,676 --> 01:13:02,835 I love you. 1049 01:13:03,515 --> 01:13:06,233 Maybe I don't know how to show it like they do in the movies or in books 1050 01:13:06,234 --> 01:13:08,474 but I love. I have love to give! 1051 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:17,193 I don't want your tired gestures of love. 1052 01:13:30,951 --> 01:13:32,750 ♪ This is a man's world 1053 01:13:36,310 --> 01:13:38,230 ♪ This is a man's world 1054 01:13:42,070 --> 01:13:45,788 ♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing 1055 01:13:47,228 --> 01:13:50,027 ♪ Without a woman or a girl 1056 01:13:55,748 --> 01:13:56,988 ♪ You see 1057 01:13:56,988 --> 01:13:58,546 Oh, my God, a dog! 1058 01:13:58,547 --> 01:14:00,347 ♪ Man made the train 1059 01:14:03,027 --> 01:14:05,106 ♪ To carry the heavy load 1060 01:14:07,426 --> 01:14:09,386 ♪ Man made the electric light 1061 01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,986 ♪ To take us out of the dark 1062 01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:18,265 ♪ Man made the boat for the water 1063 01:14:20,065 --> 01:14:21,664 ♪ Like Noah made the Ark 1064 01:14:22,424 --> 01:14:26,663 ♪ This is a man's, man's, man's world 1065 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:30,024 ♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing 1066 01:14:30,824 --> 01:14:32,702 ♪ Without a woman or a girl 1067 01:14:38,104 --> 01:14:42,302 ♪ He's lost in the wilderness 1068 01:14:45,661 --> 01:14:47,021 ♪ He's lost 1069 01:14:50,062 --> 01:14:51,539 ♪ In bitterness ♪ 1070 01:15:02,298 --> 01:15:05,458 ♪ I tell myself what's done is done 1071 01:15:06,778 --> 01:15:09,697 ♪ I tell myself don't be a fool 1072 01:15:31,134 --> 01:15:34,175 Whoa, whoa, mister, hey! What do you think you're doing? 1073 01:15:35,136 --> 01:15:36,096 Shovelling. 1074 01:15:36,855 --> 01:15:38,813 Not in my yard. Hey! 1075 01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:40,734 What are we, peeping Toms? 1076 01:15:40,734 --> 01:15:42,052 Buddy, you don't have to put this here... 1077 01:15:42,053 --> 01:15:47,014 This is my boyfriend! My boyfriend! My one and only! 1078 01:15:47,014 --> 01:15:49,852 He's the Fruitman. I know who he is. He works at the Big R. 1079 01:15:49,853 --> 01:15:52,652 You got one beautiful pair of little hills there, lady. 1080 01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:56,011 - What? - I watch you like dessert. 1081 01:15:56,693 --> 01:15:59,851 Bending over in them tight little clamdiggers. 1082 01:15:59,851 --> 01:16:03,131 Feeling the tomatoes. Squeezing them. 1083 01:16:04,371 --> 01:16:08,209 Full moons. Grand, wide open cans. 1084 01:16:08,210 --> 01:16:12,730 Oh, woman's ass! Roundly defeating man's in every class! 1085 01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:14,208 Frances, that's enough! 1086 01:16:14,209 --> 01:16:15,490 - Shut up, Ma! - Don't you talk to me... 1087 01:16:15,490 --> 01:16:20,088 You didn't want me to have a boyfriend! You never did! You want them all to yourself! 1088 01:16:20,089 --> 01:16:21,808 The Fruitman's here to stay, Mommy! 1089 01:16:21,809 --> 01:16:22,968 - Don't you talk that way to me! - Hey! 1090 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:24,928 What the hell's going on out here? 1091 01:16:25,328 --> 01:16:28,648 Die, you bastard! Go on, throw it in his fucking face! 1092 01:16:40,606 --> 01:16:42,766 You just twisted the cap off the tube, buddy. 1093 01:16:42,767 --> 01:16:44,766 When's the last time you and your wife had sex? 1094 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,526 She hasn't been fucked in over a year! 1095 01:16:46,526 --> 01:16:48,726 - Tobacco Road! - Come on, kumquat! 1096 01:16:48,726 --> 01:16:50,325 Fruitman, in the street! 1097 01:16:50,326 --> 01:16:53,004 - In the street! In the street! - In the street! 1098 01:16:53,004 --> 01:16:56,643 Wait, wait, wait! Hey, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing? 1099 01:17:00,284 --> 01:17:01,444 She speaks to me. 1100 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:08,682 Over here, Magoo! 1101 01:17:08,682 --> 01:17:10,082 Come on. Come on. Time for school! 1102 01:17:10,082 --> 01:17:11,082 - Come on! - Ding dong, baby! 1103 01:17:12,442 --> 01:17:13,763 What's the matter, can't you smell me? 1104 01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:16,761 - Come here. - Sad fuck! Come on, kill him! Murder him! 1105 01:17:19,121 --> 01:17:20,520 - Time for school, baby. - Come on. 1106 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,439 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Come on! 1107 01:17:23,881 --> 01:17:24,960 Hit him! 1108 01:17:24,961 --> 01:17:29,199 Get him! Murder him! Come on! Get him! Get in there! Punch him! 1109 01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:35,479 Come on, hurry up! 1110 01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:36,999 Ow, you fuck! 1111 01:17:36,999 --> 01:17:41,439 ♪ It must be him, it must be him 1112 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:43,919 ♪ Or I shall die ♪ 1113 01:17:43,919 --> 01:17:47,317 Get him! Come on! Kill him! Punch him! Kill him! 1114 01:17:51,236 --> 01:17:55,076 Give me a slap! Come on! Punch him, I wanna see some blood! 1115 01:17:55,077 --> 01:17:57,756 Show me you love me! Dickhead, show me you fucking love me! 1116 01:17:58,436 --> 01:17:59,635 Choke him! That's it! 1117 01:18:00,596 --> 01:18:02,715 Sweetheart! Watch out! 1118 01:18:05,634 --> 01:18:07,475 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1119 01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:11,914 Fuck! She hit me with a fucking tree! 1120 01:18:11,915 --> 01:18:16,314 Fucking troublemaker! I'll kill you with a Glamour Stretcher! 1121 01:18:20,353 --> 01:18:22,833 Come on, you skinny thing. Come on, you bastard. 1122 01:18:25,753 --> 01:18:29,631 ♪ It must be him, it must be him 1123 01:18:29,632 --> 01:18:32,392 ♪ Or I shall die ♪ 1124 01:18:54,508 --> 01:18:58,388 My name is Rosebud. I did not begin right. 1125 01:18:59,588 --> 01:19:02,187 If I was ever well it was before I can remember. 1126 01:19:03,588 --> 01:19:08,106 We're a crazy family but there's love still here. 1127 01:19:10,147 --> 01:19:12,787 Our next door neighbours are mean people. 1128 01:19:13,427 --> 01:19:16,466 Frances' mother was in a circus. She was an acrobat. 1129 01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:19,745 And she tried and tried to have a baby and finally she had Frances 1130 01:19:20,626 --> 01:19:25,464 a foul-mouthed, spoiled princess who fell in love with The Fruitman 1131 01:19:25,465 --> 01:19:28,385 who was born without a brain and a pea for a heart. 1132 01:19:30,064 --> 01:19:33,944 This is my statement of feelings. Thank you very much. 1133 01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,099 Rara, where are you going? 1134 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,578 So how are you? 1135 01:20:17,139 --> 01:20:18,617 Fine. You? 1136 01:20:23,857 --> 01:20:24,977 My head hurts. 1137 01:20:38,215 --> 01:20:41,453 "Will there be any stars any stars in my crown" 1138 01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:46,975 "When the evening sun goes down?" 1139 01:20:50,094 --> 01:20:52,653 "Will there be any stars in my crown?" 1140 01:21:06,212 --> 01:21:07,291 What can I say? 1141 01:21:09,052 --> 01:21:10,410 There's nothing to say. 1142 01:21:19,450 --> 01:21:20,450 Ethel Merman. 1143 01:21:28,210 --> 01:21:29,969 What about Ethel Merman? 1144 01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:32,329 - I never liked Ethel Merman. - Yeah? 1145 01:21:34,208 --> 01:21:39,447 When I took you to see her she intruded on our aloneness 1146 01:21:39,448 --> 01:21:42,287 with that foghorn of a voice. 1147 01:21:42,768 --> 01:21:44,407 There's lots of kinds of singers. 1148 01:21:44,407 --> 01:21:46,406 - Ethel belted. - Yeah. 1149 01:21:48,807 --> 01:21:51,445 Didn't... Didn't Ernest Borgnine give her a smack? 1150 01:21:51,445 --> 01:21:52,445 Yep. Yep. 1151 01:21:54,367 --> 01:21:58,045 Gave her the bloody end of the stick. Marriage lasted a week. 1152 01:22:00,845 --> 01:22:02,885 Well, you can't blame Ernie. 1153 01:22:03,964 --> 01:22:07,324 "You Can't Get A Man With A Gun" would drive any man crazy. 1154 01:22:12,764 --> 01:22:14,163 Ray Middleton, him I liked. 1155 01:22:14,164 --> 01:22:15,163 Hmm. 1156 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:31,840 ♪ The girl that I marry would have to be 1157 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,400 ♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery 1158 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:41,719 ♪ The girl I call my own 1159 01:22:44,199 --> 01:22:46,878 ♪ Would wear satin and laces 1160 01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:49,918 ♪ And smell like cologne ♪ 1161 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:29,945 Dear Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It's been... 1162 01:24:31,705 --> 01:24:35,144 twenty, thirty years since my last confession. 1163 01:24:38,584 --> 01:24:40,303 Do you believe in God? 1164 01:24:41,223 --> 01:24:44,104 I don't know. I'd like to. 1165 01:24:53,742 --> 01:24:56,383 I'm a jealous, selfish man. 1166 01:24:59,222 --> 01:25:02,221 My wife, she never got her due, not from me. 1167 01:25:03,821 --> 01:25:05,221 I loved her, but, but... 1168 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:09,538 that's not enough. 1169 01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:16,979 Now the, uh 1170 01:25:19,899 --> 01:25:22,098 smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear. 1171 01:25:24,338 --> 01:25:25,619 Puff by puff. 1172 01:25:27,738 --> 01:25:30,099 My sweet little Princess Nicotine. 1173 01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:35,136 I'm going to die, Father. 1174 01:25:35,975 --> 01:25:38,536 Like everybody does, even the rich people. 1175 01:25:43,936 --> 01:25:46,175 So I just thought that maybe it was time to, uh 1176 01:25:49,096 --> 01:25:51,495 get a few things down on the record. 1177 01:26:08,533 --> 01:26:09,773 I'm Kitty's husband. 1178 01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:13,612 I know. 1179 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,052 Two things. 1180 01:26:24,411 --> 01:26:26,291 Two things a man should be able to do. 1181 01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:29,610 Be romantic and smoke his brains out. 1182 01:26:32,849 --> 01:26:33,888 I agree. 1183 01:26:52,328 --> 01:26:53,688 ♪ One 1184 01:26:53,688 --> 01:26:58,486 ♪ Thou shalt never love another 1185 01:26:58,926 --> 01:27:00,725 ♪ Thou shalt never love another 1186 01:27:00,725 --> 01:27:01,885 ♪ Two 1187 01:27:01,885 --> 01:27:06,084 ♪ And stand by me all the while 1188 01:27:06,085 --> 01:27:08,644 ♪ And stand by me all the while 1189 01:27:08,645 --> 01:27:09,765 ♪ Three 1190 01:27:09,765 --> 01:27:14,404 ♪ Take happiness with the heartaches 1191 01:27:14,884 --> 01:27:16,683 ♪ Take happiness with the heartaches 1192 01:27:16,684 --> 01:27:17,763 ♪ Four 1193 01:27:17,764 --> 01:27:22,244 ♪ And go through life wearing a smile 1194 01:27:22,244 --> 01:27:23,884 ♪ And go through life wearing a smile 1195 01:27:23,884 --> 01:27:27,602 ♪ Oh, how happy we will be 1196 01:27:27,602 --> 01:27:30,440 ♪ If we keep 1197 01:27:30,441 --> 01:27:34,802 ♪ The ten commandments of love 1198 01:27:35,802 --> 01:27:36,881 ♪ Of love 1199 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:41,959 ♪ Five 1200 01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:46,239 ♪ Thou should always have faith in me 1201 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,599 ♪ Thou should always have faith in me 1202 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:53,679 ♪ In everything I say and do ♪ 1203 01:27:54,879 --> 01:27:56,919 - Can I sit down? - Sure. 1204 01:28:05,518 --> 01:28:06,797 I really miss you. 1205 01:28:14,598 --> 01:28:16,036 I miss you, too. 1206 01:28:21,155 --> 01:28:22,474 I wanted to ask you 1207 01:28:23,355 --> 01:28:26,355 if you could maybe... 1208 01:28:30,796 --> 01:28:34,194 I'll be there for you. I'll take care of you. But I... 1209 01:28:34,714 --> 01:28:37,793 I can't, you know. 1210 01:28:37,793 --> 01:28:39,232 Oh, no, no, no. 1211 01:28:40,952 --> 01:28:42,354 That's not what I'm asking you. 1212 01:28:44,873 --> 01:28:45,752 Oh. 1213 01:28:47,073 --> 01:28:48,352 Sorry. 1214 01:28:48,352 --> 01:28:50,311 No, I'm sorry. I should've... 1215 01:28:51,432 --> 01:28:53,871 - I mean, I want to. - Well. 1216 01:28:53,872 --> 01:28:55,870 I still have feelings. 1217 01:28:55,871 --> 01:28:57,591 I should hope so. 1218 01:29:00,150 --> 01:29:02,510 What I wanted to ask you is 1219 01:29:04,670 --> 01:29:09,549 now that I'm not feeling so good if maybe you could 1220 01:29:11,230 --> 01:29:12,389 once in a while 1221 01:29:15,069 --> 01:29:17,828 scare me or something. 1222 01:29:18,868 --> 01:29:22,226 You know, let me know I'm still alive. 1223 01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:29,706 Okay. 1224 01:29:29,706 --> 01:29:31,185 - You understand? - I do. 1225 01:29:31,986 --> 01:29:32,866 Okay. 1226 01:29:41,586 --> 01:29:42,585 Thank you. 1227 01:29:43,785 --> 01:29:45,184 You're welcome. 1228 01:31:40,130 --> 01:31:41,129 I love you. 1229 01:31:48,048 --> 01:31:49,528 I love you, too. 1230 01:31:52,928 --> 01:31:54,048 Kiss me. 1231 01:32:10,167 --> 01:32:12,725 "I never knew the sky could be so deep a blue 1232 01:32:14,286 --> 01:32:16,845 "Until I knew I could not grow old with you" 1233 01:32:27,443 --> 01:32:28,643 Hello. 1234 01:32:29,924 --> 01:32:31,123 Yeah. 1235 01:32:32,323 --> 01:32:33,402 Yeah. 1236 01:32:36,122 --> 01:32:37,161 Yeah. 1237 01:34:57,584 --> 01:35:00,902 ♪ The girl that I marry would have to be 1238 01:35:02,422 --> 01:35:05,424 ♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery 1239 01:35:07,664 --> 01:35:10,703 ♪ The girl I call my own 1240 01:35:13,223 --> 01:35:16,061 ♪ Would wear satin and laces 1241 01:35:17,143 --> 01:35:18,702 ♪ And smell like cologne 1242 01:35:21,621 --> 01:35:24,740 ♪ Her nails will be polished and in her hair 1243 01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:29,379 - ♪ She'll wear a gardenia - ♪ There'll be a gardenia 1244 01:35:29,380 --> 01:35:31,100 ♪ And I'll be there 1245 01:35:32,780 --> 01:35:37,099 ♪ Instead of flittin', she'll be sittin' 1246 01:35:38,099 --> 01:35:41,098 ♪ Next to me and she'll purr like a kitten 1247 01:35:45,219 --> 01:35:47,898 ♪ A doll I can carry 1248 01:35:48,898 --> 01:35:51,497 ♪ The girl that I marry 1249 01:35:53,057 --> 01:35:54,257 ♪ Must be ♪ 1250 01:36:22,093 --> 01:36:25,052 ♪ Didn't I make you feel 1251 01:36:26,572 --> 01:36:30,852 ♪ Like you were the only man? 1252 01:36:34,412 --> 01:36:38,811 ♪ Didn't I give you everything that a woman possibly can? 1253 01:36:41,330 --> 01:36:46,010 ♪ But with all the love I give you it's never enough 1254 01:36:46,011 --> 01:36:48,210 ♪ But I'm gonna show you, baby 1255 01:36:48,609 --> 01:36:51,330 ♪ That a woman can be tough 1256 01:36:51,330 --> 01:36:54,809 ♪ So come on, come on 1257 01:36:54,810 --> 01:36:58,370 ♪ Come on, come on 1258 01:36:58,370 --> 01:37:02,288 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1259 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:04,367 ♪ Break it 1260 01:37:04,367 --> 01:37:08,486 ♪ Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 1261 01:37:08,967 --> 01:37:09,928 ♪ Have a 1262 01:37:09,928 --> 01:37:13,767 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 1263 01:37:15,007 --> 01:37:19,485 ♪ You know you've got it if it makes you feel good 1264 01:37:19,485 --> 01:37:22,564 ♪ You're out on the street 1265 01:37:22,565 --> 01:37:24,365 ♪ Looking good 1266 01:37:24,365 --> 01:37:28,845 ♪ And you know deep down in your heart that ain't right 1267 01:37:30,565 --> 01:37:35,682 ♪ You never, never hear me when I cry at night 1268 01:37:38,844 --> 01:37:42,883 ♪ I tell myself that I can't stand the pain 1269 01:37:43,243 --> 01:37:47,961 ♪ But when you hold me in your arms I say it again 1270 01:37:49,362 --> 01:37:52,281 ♪ So come on, come on 1271 01:37:52,282 --> 01:37:55,081 ♪ Come on, come on 1272 01:37:55,081 --> 01:37:56,160 ♪ Take it 1273 01:37:56,161 --> 01:37:59,840 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1274 01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:01,759 ♪ Break it 1275 01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:05,360 ♪ Break another little bit of my heart now, baby 1276 01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:07,000 ♪ You can have a 1277 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:11,759 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 1278 01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:16,998 ♪ You know you got it if it makes you feel good 1279 01:38:18,758 --> 01:38:22,357 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1280 01:38:23,078 --> 01:38:24,157 ♪ Break it 1281 01:38:24,158 --> 01:38:28,475 ♪ Break another little piece of my heart now, honey ♪ 1282 01:38:40,516 --> 01:38:45,715 ♪ I wonder who's kissing him now 1283 01:38:49,635 --> 01:38:55,673 ♪ I wonder who's showing him how 1284 01:38:59,193 --> 01:39:02,432 ♪ I wonder who's looking 1285 01:39:03,273 --> 01:39:05,073 ♪ Into his eyes 1286 01:39:08,512 --> 01:39:12,670 ♪ Breathing sighs 1287 01:39:13,391 --> 01:39:17,631 ♪ Telling lies 1288 01:39:17,632 --> 01:39:22,349 ♪ I wonder who's buying 1289 01:39:22,751 --> 01:39:24,749 ♪ The wine 1290 01:39:27,630 --> 01:39:34,228 ♪ For lips that I used to call mine 1291 01:39:37,028 --> 01:39:40,467 ♪ And I wonder if he 1292 01:39:41,547 --> 01:39:46,666 ♪ Ever tells her of me 1293 01:39:46,667 --> 01:39:48,906 ♪ I wonder 1294 01:39:48,907 --> 01:39:54,626 ♪ Who's kissing him now ♪ 1295 01:39:56,865 --> 01:39:59,865 That's Rosebud. Rosebud at Cabaret. 1296 01:40:01,625 --> 01:40:06,504 ♪ I asked my love to take a walk 1297 01:40:07,665 --> 01:40:12,382 ♪ Take a walk, just a little way 1298 01:40:12,783 --> 01:40:15,943 ♪ And as we walked along 1299 01:40:15,943 --> 01:40:22,902 ♪ We talked of when would be our wedding day 1300 01:40:23,501 --> 01:40:28,902 ♪ And only say that you'll be mine 1301 01:40:28,903 --> 01:40:34,181 ♪ And in no others' arms entwine 1302 01:40:34,780 --> 01:40:39,379 ♪ Down beside where the waters flow 1303 01:40:39,819 --> 01:40:44,339 ♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio 1304 01:40:45,299 --> 01:40:50,778 ♪ I plunged a knife into her breast 1305 01:40:50,778 --> 01:40:56,218 ♪ And told her she was going to rest 1306 01:40:56,218 --> 01:41:01,296 ♪ She cried, "Oh, Willy, don't you murder me" 1307 01:41:01,297 --> 01:41:06,857 ♪ "I'm not prepared for eternity" 1308 01:41:06,857 --> 01:41:11,975 ♪ And only say that you'll be mine 1309 01:41:12,575 --> 01:41:17,694 ♪ And in no others' arms entwined 1310 01:41:18,095 --> 01:41:22,854 ♪ Down beside where the waters flow 1311 01:41:23,254 --> 01:41:28,133 ♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio 1312 01:41:28,494 --> 01:41:33,333 ♪ And going home between 12:00 and 1:00 1313 01:41:33,653 --> 01:41:39,213 ♪ I cried, "Oh Lord, what have I done?" 1314 01:41:39,213 --> 01:41:44,052 ♪ I killed the girl I love, you see 1315 01:41:44,612 --> 01:41:46,970 ♪ Because she would not marry me ♪ 1316 01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:50,141 [ © anoXmous @ https:/thepiratebay. sx/user/