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Burt. Shut that
bloody thing up.
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Do you know what time
it is? Burt!
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Burt! You stupid old bastard!
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Sorry George,
what did you say?
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Do you know what time it is?
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I'm sorry, I've got a heck
of a lot to get done today.
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And you know what they say.
"The early bird catches the worm".
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Well, if you do this again,
one more time, I'm calling the cops.
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And how about
mowing your lawns?
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It's a bloody disgrace
to the neighbourhood.
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Yeah, alright.
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Hi, kid.
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Here we are, the...
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perfect recipe...
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two of Chevy...
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one of Ford.
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I think those '36 Chevy pistons...
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must have a touch of titanium
or something in them.
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They come up real good,
you know.
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Hey the kettle's boiling.
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Make yourself useful,
make some tea.
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Can we have a biscuit too?
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- What?
- Can I have a gingernut?
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Yeah, you know where they are,
help yourself.
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Now you stay over there,
stay there.
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- Right.
- What are you doing for Christmas, Burt?
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Christmas? I don't know.
Why?
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Are you angling
for a present or something?
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- No, I wondered if you were going away.
- No...
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no time for Christmas, lad.
Got a lot of work to do.
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I only managed twenty seven
test runs this year.
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You know, twenty four on the beach
and three on the road.
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All illegal like.
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I was going a bit over the speed limit,
I'll have to admit.
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- How fast were you going?
- I don't know, I haven't a clue.
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That's why I have to get up
to Bonneville.
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Found out how fast she will go.
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Now, there you go.
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Got to get the piston out
of the mould...
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and Bob's your uncle.
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Right, this is...
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the last part
of the operation now.
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To chill the metal.
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It heat treats it.
Right, watch yourself.
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That's where I got the water
for the kettle from.
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Well, you know, it gives the tea
a nice tang of titanium, doesn't it?
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Now this bloke,
he once asked me...
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"How do you heat treat your pistons?"
And I said: "I don't, mate"...
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I just, you know, bung them
in cold water and Bob's your uncle".
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And he said:
"Well, that's the heat treatment"...
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and he just laughed and
shook his head and walked away like.
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Well, look this could be
the perfect piston.
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It blooming well ought to be,
I've made hundreds of them.
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Look at them all up there,
all blown to smithereens.
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- You made all those?
- Yeah, I did. Look perfect.
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Beautiful, no inclusions see?
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Now Tommy, does your mother have
a carving knife I could borrow?
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Carving knife? Yeah?
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Yeah.
I need a good sharp knife.
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Hang on.
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- Thomas, what are you up to?
- Nothing, Mum.
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Can I have some bread
and peanut butter?
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Ok, but make sure you put everything
away when you've finished.
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Sorry about that.
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Tom.
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- Don't forget the wood.
- No, Mum.
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Right.
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I hope to get as much...
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rubber off as possible.
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It has to be perfectly bald,
like that, you see.
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- Why's that?
- Well, at high speed...
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the centrifugal force...
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expands the tyre and...
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it rubs against
the frame of the bike.
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Have to be careful not to cut
through the cords though.
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- Why do you pee on your lemon tree?
- What?
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Why do you pee on your
lemon tree?
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- Who says I do that?
- Mum says she sees you...
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every morning and
she goes on and on about it.
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Does she?
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Well, it's good for it. You shouldn't
waste anything in this world, sonny.
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- Well, I'd better be off home.
- Alright then.
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Mum gets a bit cross if
I stay over here too long.
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She does.
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- Are you finished with the knife?
- Not yet, I'll drop it by later.
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No, don't do that,
I'll pick it up after school tomorrow.
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Alright.
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- Bye.
- Cheerio.
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- Burt Munro.
- Yeah.
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I believe you have
my carving knife.
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- Oh yes.
- And my sharpener.
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Hang on, here we are.
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Well, thanks a lot, love.
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G'day Frank. How are you?
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Oh not bad, could be better,
could be worse.
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I see your front tyre's going
a bit flat on you there, Burt.
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Yeah, well, the good news is,
it's only flat on the bottom.
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I'll see you tomorrow night
for the fun and games.
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It'll be a good one.
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Hello, Fran.
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- Give us the lot will you? The usual.
- One pension check. Coming up.
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Fran...
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I want to ask you a question,
the answer to which is...
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a definite yes.
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- Alright, Fran?
- Alright.
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Yes.
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What is the question, Burt?
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Would you feel inclined to,
you know, accompany...
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an impeccable young gentleman
to a local do tomorrow night?
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You're asking me on a date,
Burt Munro?
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Well, yeah, I suppose
I am actually, aren't I?
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- Would you?
- You're on.
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- Hello, son.
- Hey, Burt.
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That's disgusting.
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It is, isn't it?
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All dressed up
for the do tonight...
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and I couldn't get
my best shoes on...
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because my toe nails had grown
like oyster shells.
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Alright...
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this should do the trick.
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There, look at that.
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Little twinkle toes.
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- Thanks, Burt.
- Right on.
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- Evening, Burt.
- Thank you...
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- this is Fran.
- Hello, Fran.
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Thank you very much.
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- Hello, Duncan.
- Burt.
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Just going to say hello and be back
in a second, love, alright?
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- How are you?
- Bike going well?
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Yeah, not too bad.
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- Happy birthday, Burt.
- Thanks a lot, mate.
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This is a bit of
a surprise, isn't it?
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Would you like to buy
a raffle ticket or two?
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- What's it for?
- Porky the Pig plus two dozen beers.
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We're raising money to send
Burt to the USA. Our mate, Burt.
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Hello. Come on and dance.
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- What's this? The twist?
- This is the twist. You know the twist?
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Come twist with me.
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See you can twist.
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- That's it, that's it.
- This must be it, the atomic invasion.
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Then the air clears
and the dust settles down.
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You look outside,
have they levelled the town?
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But there, in the yard...
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so briskly alive...
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stands Burt Munro's trusty...
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old Indian Scout '45.
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That was a wonderful
tribute to Burt.
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Now come on Burt, we want you up
on stage, come on...
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come on, up you come.
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I hope all of you have bought
a raffle ticket tonight...
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because we believe Burt will put
the Southland Motorcycle Club...
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on the map.
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What's going on out there?
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Get out of here.
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Oh, dear.
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Well folks, it looks like
I've cracked it, I've um you know.
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You Burt Munro?
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- What did he say?
- I said, are you Burt Munro?
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Are you looking for old Burt?
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I don't know,
anyone seen Burt anywhere?
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Anyone seen Burt?
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- No, he's...
- You are, you're Burt Munro.
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You're the old codger,
rides the Army Indian right?
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That old joker.
Burt Munro. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's me I think.
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Now the, ah, young fella,
the army Indian is a real dog...
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what I've got is the...
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genuine article,
the 1920 V twin Scout.
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- That's the one with the pedals, right?
- Don't put up with that, Burt.
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No, well. Well, I don't know what sort of
push bikes you monkeys came into town on...
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but I know my old timer would trash
the backsides of whatever they are.
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- I don't think so, granddad.
- No.
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Well, why don't you chaps
put your money where your mouth is?
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You're on. You old coot.
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- Looks like they've chickened out, Burt.
- What?
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- Looks like they've chickened out.
- They're here.
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They're here.
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That's nice of them
to show up isn't it?
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A hundred says
the Indian comes last.
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Right.
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Come on, Burt.
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Ready, steady...
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go.
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Come on, give me a push.
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- Come on.
- Come on, Burt.
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Give me a push.
Come on, push hard.
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Bugger it.
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Bugger it.
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Come on! Go!
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Bugger!
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Nice bike, granddad.
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Loser.
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Thanks, fellas.
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- Better luck next time.
- Better luck, Burt.
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There you go.
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- Well, thanks, love.
- Careful, it's hot.
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Well, at least I gave them
a good run for their money.
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On the downward leg anyway.
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Burt... What's it going to cost
to get over to America?
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Sorry, love.
What did you say?
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How much is it gonna cost
to get over to America?
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I don't know,
about two thousand I'm told.
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And how much money
have you got now?
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Apart from today's disaster and
the dough from last night and...
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the pension money
I've been saving...
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...about twelve hundred and 75 dollars,
United States dollars, I reckon.
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Well, I could lend you some money.
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That's very kind of you Fran love, but no.
I couldn't do that love. No, thanks.
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Well, there must be
something you can do.
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Well, I haven't told anyone
else this, Fran, but...
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I don't reckon I'll be going to Bonneville.
I mean not this year anyway and...
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you know, seven hundred dollars
is a lot of money to find...
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and the boat leaves in five days.
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Except I would like to see
how fast she would really go...
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before I fall off the perch as it were.
Before I ah, kicked the old bucket.
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Hello, Lloyd.
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Gidday, Burt.
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Shame about the fall.
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Well, I'm still
in one piece aren't I?
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What are you having tonight?
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Specialty of the house,
pea, pie and pud.
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- That's five bob.
- Alright.
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Burt? Why don't you take out
a mortgage on your house?
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- What house?
- Well, your property.
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I mean it's worth something.
253
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,100
Here you are.
254
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,500
Burt Munro,
look at the colour of your hands.
255
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,100
- What's the matter with them.
- You're gonna wash those mitts...
256
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,800
before you put them
anywhere near me.
257
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,300
There we are.
258
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,700
Wakee, wakee.
259
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,000
Time to rise...
260
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,400
and shine.
261
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,600
Burt, you're a sweetie.
262
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,100
Got to get out of here before
the neighbours spot me.
263
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,100
Burt, this tastes a bit odd.
264
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,100
Metallic!
265
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,200
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
266
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,400
Oh, crikey!
267
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,000
What?
268
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,600
I've got a pain in my chest.
269
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,800
He's in the shed, hurry.
270
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,600
Mum, Dad,
something's happened to Burt.
271
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,400
Burt, what's wrong with you?
272
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,900
I'll be alright Tommy,
don't worry about me.
273
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,100
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
274
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:31,500
What are you all staring at?
Dirty old men need love too.
275
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,200
- Mr. Munro.
- Hello.
276
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,900
So, what's the story, Doc?
277
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:44,200
- I'm sorry, it's not good news.
- Oh, yeah. Well, fire away.
278
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,300
You've had an attack of angina.
279
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,200
You have arterial sclerosis.
280
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,200
And what's that?
281
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,000
It's a narrowing
of the arteries from the heart.
282
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,100
Oh, dear.
283
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,600
Yeah, I'm afraid there's not too much
we can do for you at your age...
284
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,700
other than suggesting you
take it easy.
285
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,900
Look if you have another attack,
pop one of these under your tongue...
286
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,200
let it dissolve
and then swallow the saliva.
287
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,700
The pain should be gone
in thirty seconds.
288
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,500
- Yeah, what do you call these things?
- Trinitrate pills.
289
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,100
Um better known as nitro glycerine.
290
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,700
- The stuff you blow things up with.
- Yes, but in much smaller quantities.
291
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,600
Alright.
292
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,500
Will this have any affect on
me riding my bike?
293
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,700
Unfortunately, I think your
motorcycling days are over.
294
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,800
Like hell they are.
295
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,200
It won't be much longer.
296
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,600
Springfield.
297
00:21:56,700 --> 00:22:00,500
Springfield.
That's where the Indians come from.
298
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,000
- Indians?
- Yeah, the Indians...
299
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,400
from Springfield,
Massachusetts.
300
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,200
The world's greatest
motorcycle.
301
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,700
- Is that so?
- That's right.
302
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,400
- You can come through now.
- Alright, thank you.
303
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,000
Yeah, Springfield.
304
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,100
The plan is for me
to drive up to Timaru and...
305
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:27,200
there me and my bike...
will catch a boat to the US of A to...
306
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:30,500
Los Angeles,
and the boat leaves on Saturday.
307
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,100
And I'll buy a car
in Los Angeles...
308
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,700
and drive up to Utah,
to the Bonneville Salt Flats.
309
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,100
- It's really important you do this trip?
- Sure is mate, you know.
310
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,400
Ever since I was a lad I've been
interested in things that go fast...
311
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,400
you know things
that roll and go and...
312
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:49,000
at Bonneville things go real fast.
It's...
313
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,400
this giant dried up lake bed...
314
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,100
and it goes for miles
and miles and it's dead flat...
315
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:59,100
and you can drive a vehicle just
as fast as it will go and it's...
316
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,100
...one of the few places
on earth...
317
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:06,300
where you can find out just what
your machine is capable of.
318
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,900
In fact here I'm on the, that's me on the
front of the New Zealand Motorcyclist.
319
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,300
That's the Indian there.
320
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,400
- Very good!
- Yeah, a few years ago.
321
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,200
So I'd best be off soon...
322
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,900
because I don't know how much longer
I've got to live you see.
323
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,100
Yes, I don't think
I heard that last statement.
324
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,300
I said I don't know
how much longer I've got to live.
325
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,800
I heard you the first time.
326
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,700
So... tell me, Burt.
327
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,700
What are you offering
as collateral for this loan?
328
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:34,300
Well, my tools, my bits and pieces, my
trophies and a lot of things like this.
329
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:37,200
Well, I don't think they'd be
of much interest to the bank...
330
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,300
I think we'd be looking for
something more substantial.
331
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,200
Something like the deed
of title to your property.
332
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,700
- Did you get the money?
- Yep, I'm off on Thursday.
333
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:50,800
Thursday? That soon?
I wish I could come too.
334
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,800
Oh, maybe next time.
335
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,900
Thomas. It's dinner time.
Come home now.
336
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,100
- Nearly finished, Mrs. Jackson.
- Yeah, Mum, we're almost finished.
337
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,100
See you after dinner, Burt.
338
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,100
Alright, lad.
339
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,500
Hey, not so fast.
340
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,200
I'm the record breaker.
341
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,200
Where are you going?
342
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,600
And that's the...
343
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,200
before I put the...
you know, the streamliner on it.
344
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,100
What's that one?
345
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,100
That's a girlfriend of mine
when I first bought the bike.
346
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,600
It was a long time ago that was.
347
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,400
Aren't you scared you'll kill
yourself if you crash?
348
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,500
No...
349
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,600
you...
350
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,100
live more in five minutes
on a bike like this...
351
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,800
going flat out than some people
live in a lifetime.
352
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,100
And...
353
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:02,300
yeah, more in five minutes.
That's my Dad there.
354
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,800
And my mum.
355
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,600
They're all gone.
356
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,600
God, it's gone by so fast!
357
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,300
You know,
danger is the spice of life...
358
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,500
and you've got to take a risk every now
and again haven't you, son?
359
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,700
You know that's
what makes life worthwhile.
360
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:26,500
And you know,
having some nice ladies around...
361
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,800
...can be a big help, mind you.
362
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,600
- You really don't get scared?
- No, no.
363
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
You know...
364
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,000
when I was a boy
about your age...
365
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,200
I had a little twin brother
whose name was Ernie...
366
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:45,700
and one day our Dad was out
the back cutting down a tree...
367
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,300
and...
368
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,900
suddenly it got hung up, the tree
that is, it got stuck on something and...
369
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,900
Ernie went to go and help.
All of a sudden the tree...
370
00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:01,300
slipped and fell on him
and killed him stone dead.
371
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,300
I always remember that.
372
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:13,400
Anyway, since then I've always tried
never to be scared of anything.
373
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,000
Although I must say before...
374
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,300
a big bike event I do
sometimes get nervous, you know...
375
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:24,300
if the butterflies
in my stomach were cows...
376
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,400
I'd be able to start
a dairy farm.
377
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,000
That's funny.
378
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,100
When they took you off in the ambulance
to the hospital. What happened?
379
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,900
I don't know, just a touch
of indigestion I think.
380
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:41,600
Yeah, that's all it was. There's nothing
wrong with me, don't you worry about me.
381
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,300
And anyway at my age...
382
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,100
any day above ground
and vertical is a good day.
383
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,600
Listen, you take care
of this until I get back alright?
384
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:55,000
- What happens if you don't come back?
- We'll talk about that then shan't we.
385
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,700
- Hey, Burt?
- Yeah.
386
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,700
Don't forget
to mow your lawns will you?
387
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,900
- What?
- Don't forget to mow your lawns.
388
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,700
My Dad goes on and on about it.
389
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,900
He does, does he?
390
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,100
He says it lowers the property
values of the neighbourhood.
391
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,600
Well, oh dear,
we can't have that can we?
392
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,100
What are you doing?
393
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,600
Hello, son.
I'm just getting rid of the grass.
394
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:45,000
Burt, what the hell
are you doing this time?
395
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,300
Oh, like you said George
I'm getting rid of the grass...
396
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,200
being a good neighbour
before I leave tomorrow.
397
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,800
Tom, Tom!
Get back inside now!
398
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,700
Now!
399
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,400
Honestly, Burt!
400
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:05,100
- What are they doing here?
- It might be the fire, Burt.
401
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,600
Right, the tyre goes in first.
402
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,400
That's it.
403
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,400
That's it, Jeff. You've got it.
404
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,400
This goes in here.
405
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,400
Pills...
406
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,500
license, passport.
407
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,900
Right, let's see,
I've got everything?
408
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:35,200
Spectacles, testicles,
watch and wallet.
409
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,600
What are you laughing at?
410
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,100
I'm on my way.
411
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,600
- Dad says to call us collect.
- What?
412
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,200
Dad says to call us collect.
413
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,600
- That's nice of him.
- Tell us how you get on.
414
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200
Thank you.
415
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,900
That's our phone number.
416
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:52,500
- Do you think you'll break the record?
- Well, I hope so.
417
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,200
Dad doesn't think
you can do it.
418
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,500
Is that what he said?
419
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,700
He said everyone thinks that.
420
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:02,500
Well...
421
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,900
Except me.
422
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,400
You're a good boy, Tom.
423
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,300
I'll tell you something, son.
424
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:22,400
If you don't follow through on your
dreams, you might as well be a vegetable.
425
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,600
What type of vegetable?
426
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,300
I don't know...
427
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:28,800
a cabbage.
428
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,000
Yeah...
429
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,400
a cabbage.
430
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,200
There you are.
Don't lose it, will you?
431
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,200
- I promise I'll look after it.
- Right.
432
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,200
So keep an eye on the place
for me won't you, Tom.
433
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,600
And...
434
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,000
don't forget
to feed the fowls.
435
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,500
- That's my job.
- Yeah.
436
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,500
And...
437
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,800
you can give
the eggs to Mum and...
438
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,500
what else is there?
439
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,200
Oh, yes...
440
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:02,000
you can pee on my lemon tree
for me if you like, while I'm away.
441
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,700
And there's nothing wrong
with peeing on your lemon tree...
442
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:08,600
as Confucius used to say, it's the best
natural fertilizer in the world.
443
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,100
- Who's Confucius?
- He's some bloke who lives up in Dunedin.
444
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,100
Thanks for you help, chaps.
445
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,800
- Good luck, Burt.
- Thanks, Jeff.
446
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,500
- You show them over there in the States.
- I will.
447
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Take it easy, Burt.
448
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,200
That's not one of the things
I'm planning on doing, George.
449
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,400
Cheerio, love.
450
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,600
Good luck.
451
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,000
Cheerio, my friend.
452
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:28,000
If you don't go when you wanna go
when you do go, you'll find you're gone.
453
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,500
- I'll see ya.
- See ya, Burt.
454
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,100
Bye, Burt.
455
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,000
- Good luck.
- Cheerio.
456
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,400
See ya, Burt.
457
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,300
Look at that!
458
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:01,600
Well, Fran,
I'm finally on my way.
459
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,200
I thought some more
of the blokes from the club...
460
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,500
would have dropped
by to see me off.
461
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,400
Well, they probably had
to work today.
462
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,200
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
463
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,600
Yeah, young Tom tells me...
464
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,300
that no one thinks
I can do it.
465
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:25,200
- Do you think I can do it, Fran?
- I don't know, Burt.
466
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,500
I don't think it really matters
one way or the other.
467
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,700
You know, I read something once,
years ago.
468
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,800
I learnt it off by heart.
469
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:43,100
It was Theodore Roosevelt
said it...
470
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:47,900
it's not
the critic that counts...
471
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:52,100
not the man who points out
how the strong man stumbles...
472
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:56,900
or where the doer of deeds
could have done them better.
473
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:03,000
The credit belongs to the man
who is actually in the arena.
474
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Wind your window down!
Down.
475
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,300
What?
476
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,000
Some beer money.
477
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,200
- What?
- Some beer money.
478
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,500
I don't drink.
479
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:23,900
Good luck.
480
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,300
- You go well.
- Thanks, mate.
481
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,000
You show 'em Kiwis can fly.
482
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Yeah, I'll bring you back
the Statue of Liberty.
483
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,900
Good on you mate,
thanks a lot.
484
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,200
Hey, not so fast!
485
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,700
Crikey!
486
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:57,700
Take it easy, mate!
487
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,500
I thought it was a goner.
488
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,800
Better get going.
489
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,100
Yeah, alright...
490
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,300
take care of the old jalopy,
won't you?
491
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,500
- You look after yourself.
- I will.
492
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,300
You've got your pills
and everything, right?
493
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,100
Yeah, yeah, right as rain.
494
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,700
- You come back in one piece.
- I will, cheerio.
495
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,700
Where's the Captain?
496
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,000
Down below.
497
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,900
- Down the gangway there.
- Thanks.
498
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,400
There we are.
499
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,600
I'm looking for the Captain.
500
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,200
That's me.
501
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:52,300
My name's Burt Munro.
502
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:58,700
I'm supposed to do a job to work
my passage to Los Angeles.
503
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,100
- Yeah, well, I hope you can cook.
- Cook?
504
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,100
- I'll give it a go.
- There's the galley.
505
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,300
Crikey!
506
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,000
Who does the dishes, mate?
507
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,800
You.
508
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,400
Smells good.
509
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,200
What do you have
for us today, Burt?
510
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,200
It's good Kiwi tucker.
511
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,200
Don't let Burt see you
doing that.
512
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,100
Here, don't spoil it
with all that sauce.
513
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,200
- Sorry, Burt.
- Stone the crows!
514
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,600
Are you going to watch
the movie, Burt?
515
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:44,400
- What's that?
- Are you going to watch the movie?
516
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,600
- What's it called?
- Broken Barrier.
517
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
- It's supposed to be good.
- Is Jane Russell in it?
518
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,500
There's a spare seat
over here, Burt.
519
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,900
Smoke?
520
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,500
- No. Not for me, mate.
- You don't smoke Burt?
521
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,800
No, I don't
and that's why people say to me...
522
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,800
how do you keep going
at your age, Burt...
523
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,600
and I say,
well because I don't smoke...
524
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,400
so I'm telling you young monkeys,
don't smoke.
525
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,600
You can laugh,
but my Dad said...
526
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,900
why contaminate your lungs
with tobacco smoke?
527
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,100
The only thing you accomplish with
smoking is destroying your lungs...
528
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,600
- and shortening your life.
- Kill the lights.
529
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,300
Is Jane Russell in this?
530
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,700
Go well, Burt.
531
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
- Thanks, mate.
532
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,100
- Good luck to you, Burt.
- Thanks.
533
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,000
Remember what I said.
Don't smoke.
534
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,700
I'm trying.
535
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,300
Cheerio, mates. See ya.
536
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,100
Welcome to the United States.
Customs to the left.
537
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,700
Thank you, good to be here.
538
00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,100
G'day.
539
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,300
G'day.
540
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,100
Please, stand behind the yellow line
until you are called, sir.
541
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
What's that?
542
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,600
- Behind the yellow line.
- Yellow line?
543
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,300
G'day.
544
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,800
Passport and customs declaration,
please sir.
545
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,300
There you are.
546
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,600
How long do you intend
to stay in the United States?
547
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:36,900
However long it takes me to get
to Bonneville and back.
548
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:38,800
And the purpose of your visit?
549
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,200
To set a land speed record
on my Indian.
550
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,100
Indian?
551
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,600
Mr. Munro...
552
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,800
- So this is your first time to America?
- Yes, sir.
553
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,700
You gave some rather odd answers
to the Officer...
554
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,600
so we just have a few further
questions we'd like to ask you.
555
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:56,400
- Well, fire away.
- Well, let's go over again what you said.
556
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,300
Now what exactly do you intend to do
here in the United States?
557
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,300
Well, set a land speed record.
558
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,300
- And how do you intend to do that, sir?
- On my motorcycle.
559
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,800
It's in the hold of the ship
at the moment and...
560
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:13,600
they're going to unload it tomorrow.
It's an Indian, a 1920 Indian Scout...
561
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,700
modified somewhat.
562
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,500
You know what?
563
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:20,400
- I think I've read about your bike.
- Yeah?
564
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,600
Yeah, it was in Popular Mechanics,
a couple of years ago.
565
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,200
That's right, that's me.
566
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,600
A Leslie Hobbs from Christchurch
sent that story.
567
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,400
What was it?
Fastest motorcycle in Australia?
568
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,300
Yeah, and in New Zealand.
569
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,600
Well, I guess you're legitimate,
Mr. Munro.
570
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,500
It sounds like we should be very
honoured to have you here in America.
571
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,100
- Well, thank you.
- We're going to give you six months...
572
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,200
that should be time enough
to get the job done.
573
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,500
- Welcome to the USA.
- Thank you very much.
574
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,300
- Good luck, sir.
- Thank you.
575
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,700
- Gears in the trunk.
- What?
576
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,300
Bags in the back.
577
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:03,100
Bag, back!
578
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,100
Don't worry about me,
I'll do it myself.
579
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,800
Strewth!
580
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,500
Sit in the back, in the back!
581
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,700
- What?
- You, in the back!
582
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,000
Tell you something, mate,
you don't want to get old around here.
583
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:33,900
Ta ra.
584
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:37,900
- Where to?
- What?
585
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,400
- Where to?
- Hollywood.
586
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,800
Yeah, I want to go to Hollywood,
I want to see the film stars.
587
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,300
Okay, we go to Hollywood.
588
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,200
Where in Hollywood?
589
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,300
A motel on Sunset Boulevard...
590
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,600
I hear that's a pretty great street.
591
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,700
I don't know who you talking to lately.
Which motel?
592
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,400
Recommend one.
593
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,100
Come on man, what do you think
I am, an encyclopaedia?
594
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,900
Drop me somewhere
and I'll sort it out myself.
595
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,800
Must have a bit
electricity bill here.
596
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,100
Firestone...
597
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Shell.
598
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:29,700
It's all about cars, isn't it?
I've never seen so many cars.
599
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:33,500
- You say something, man?
- I said I've never seen so many cars.
600
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,100
Got to get around somehow.
601
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,700
Look, there's a bowling alley.
Do you bowl?
602
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,500
What's he honking his horn about?
603
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,000
Jesus!
Crikey, did you see that?
604
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,900
That blokes backing into that
geaser's car.
605
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,200
He's crazy, he's nuts.
606
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,600
He did it again.
607
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,200
Don't stare, there's a lot of
crazy people in this town.
608
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,200
I've never seen anything
like that before.
609
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,900
- This should do...
- What's the damage?
610
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,800
28 dollar, plus bag...
611
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,000
- 29 dollar.
- What?
612
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:31,100
Did you just say
what I thought you said?
613
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,300
- Are you deaf?
- What?
614
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,700
- Are you deaf?
- Yeah, I am a bit deaf, but I'm not stupid.
615
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,600
- How much did you say it was?
- 29 dollar.
616
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,000
No, I don't want to buy the cab, mate.
I just want to pay the fare, that's all.
617
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,600
- Where you from?
- What?
618
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:48,800
- You a British?
- No, you must be joking...
619
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,100
I'm no Pommie,
I'm from New Zealand.
620
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,600
Well, this is America.
621
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,400
And the fare, right there on the meter,
29 dollar.
622
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,200
Open your wallet
and let the moths out.
623
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,700
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
624
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,800
There you go, 29 dollars.
625
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,800
- No, don't forget the tip.
- What?
626
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,200
Yes, we tip in America.
627
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,200
Ten percent.
628
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,100
- How much?
- Ten percent.
629
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,300
Oh yeah, there you go, ten cents.
630
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,100
Excuse me, sir.
631
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,300
- You look like a generous man, sir.
- What?
632
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,200
- You look like a generous man.
- Oh do I?
633
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,700
Yes you do. Would you like to buy
a flower to give to someone special?
634
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800
Well,
sorry I don't have any cash.
635
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,200
Don't worry,
the money goes to a good cause.
636
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:38,900
It's for an organization
that helps needy people.
637
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:41,000
Oh alright, well, how much is it?
638
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,500
- Just give what you can afford.
- Alright, well.
639
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200
They all look the same to me.
They're all green.
640
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:50,000
- Yes, that's why we call them greenbacks.
- That looks like a one.
641
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,500
- Look there's one.
- No, that's a ten.
642
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,400
- Thanks, you have a good day.
- No, that's a ten.
643
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,400
Hey come on miss, that's a ten.
644
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:56,900
I didn't want to pay that much.
645
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,500
Hey, come back.
646
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,100
Crikey.
647
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,700
- Hey baby.
- What do you want?
648
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,100
- You wanna go?
- Go where?
649
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,600
- Go inside.
- I'm going inside.
650
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,200
I'll take you around the world.
651
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,100
I've just come from halfway
around the world.
652
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,800
15 bucks, baby.
653
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,000
15 bucks.
654
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,000
No, sorry, go away.
655
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,700
Hello.
656
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:34,900
- I need a room.
- A room will cost you five bucks an hour.
657
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,800
I'm planning on staying
a wee bit longer than that.
658
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,500
- How long?
- I don't know, a couple of days I guess.
659
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,600
- Double occupancy?
- What?
660
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,200
Double occupancy?
661
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,800
No, just me, myself and I.
662
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,600
Will it cost a lot because
I can't afford a lot.
663
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,800
- You a member of Triple A?
- What?
664
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,300
- Are you a Triple A member?
- Never heard of them.
665
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:56,700
Never heard of Triple A?
666
00:42:56,900 --> 00:43:00,200
No Miss Brittle Britches,
I have not heard of Triple A.
667
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,500
Okay, let's just say
you are a member, doll.
668
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,400
- Alright.
- That'll save you ten percent.
669
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,600
How does 22 bucks a night sound?
670
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:11,000
That much? Is that cheap?
671
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,300
Honey, that's cheaper than cheap.
672
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,300
- What's your name?
- Tina Washington.
673
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,600
Well, Tina Washington,
674
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:23,300
I want you to have this,
it might cheer you up a bit.
675
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,500
Get some of that muck
off your pluck.
676
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,200
Well, thank you.
677
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,100
That's the first nice thing
that's happened round here all week.
678
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,400
You're welcome.
679
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,600
My name's Burt Munro.
From New Zealand.
680
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,100
I'm from down under.
681
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,300
Well, hello, Burt Munro
from New Zealand down under.
682
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,600
I tell you,
I've had a heck of a night.
683
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,800
Welcome to Hollyweird.
684
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,900
Hello?
685
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,300
Anybody home?
686
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300
- Hello, Tina.
- Good morning, Burt.
687
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,000
You still here?
688
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,100
That's why you were
so crabby last night.
689
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,400
Don't you ever get any sleep?
690
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,200
I work a night shift.
691
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,800
I'm out of here as soon as James
turns up and he's late.
692
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:55,000
Yeah, could you phone
this number for me?
693
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,600
Yeah, it's a shipping company
and they've got a big box of mine...
694
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,000
and I want to know how
to arrange to get it.
695
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,100
No, you talk to them,
they'll never get my accent.
696
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,700
Okay, what do you want me
to ask them? One moment please.
697
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:13,400
Ask them when a Burt Munro's box
containing the motorcycle...
698
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,400
will be ready for pick up.
699
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,700
Hello, I'm calling
for Mr. Burt Munro.
700
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,500
Yes, he'd like to know when the box
containing his motorcycle...
701
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,400
- will be available for pick up.
- What ship?
702
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:25,300
- What ship?
- Rangatira from New Zealand.
703
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,500
The Rangatira from New Zealand.
704
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,300
- It's arrived.
- So he can claim it?
705
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,600
Tomorrow from the Long Beach
customs holding area.
706
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,700
Okay, thank you, I'll tell him.
Bye-bye.
707
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,500
That was pretty fast.
708
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,200
You're late.
709
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,600
I can't stand another minute in
this place. Let me buy you breakfast.
710
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,100
Well, this is great.
711
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,100
You know, I've never seen
a menu with photographs before.
712
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,700
- Are you ready to order, sir?
- What?
713
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,700
- Are you ready?
- Oh yes...
714
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,500
I think the Double Delight,
that's for me.
715
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,800
- How would you like your eggs?
- What?
716
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:06,500
How would you like your eggs?
717
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,400
Well, I'd like them cooked.
718
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,100
Sunny side up? Over easy?
719
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,700
- I don't know, whatever you recommend.
- Over easy's best.
720
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,800
Alright, eggs over easy.
721
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,300
Make that two.
722
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:22,200
Over easy.
I must remember that.
723
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:25,100
Yeah, I like this American
breakfast thing.
724
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,600
It's good.
725
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,600
So my girl, where's the best place
for me to get a used car?
726
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,900
The valley.
727
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,400
After breakfast I could
take you there.
728
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400
Oh, thank you.
729
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,000
And I'm not a girl.
730
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:43,900
I'm a boy.
731
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,200
I thought there was something
a little odd about you.
732
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:54,000
But hey,
you're still a sweetheart.
733
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,500
Yep.
734
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:12,300
Thanks a million, Tina.
735
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,600
Hey,
there are stacks of cars here.
736
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,500
- I'll be back in the motel later on.
- Bye.
737
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,700
Bye.
738
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,600
Buenos diaz!
739
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,000
How may I help you, sir?
740
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:31,100
Yeah, I want to buy a car,
a cheap car, a very cheap car.
741
00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,100
Well, you've come
to the right place, amigo.
742
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,700
In fact, if you can find cars like this
any cheaper, they're probably stolen.
743
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,200
My name's Burt, Burt Munro
from New Zealand. Nice to meet you.
744
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:43,800
I'm Fernando from El Salvador,
nice to meet you, Mr. Munro.
745
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,400
- You can call me Burt.
- Okay, Mr. Burt.
746
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:50,100
So how much were you looking
to spend here Mr. Burt?
747
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,200
Not a lot Fernando...
748
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,100
I haven't got much left after
the cab ride I took yesterday.
749
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,000
You want 399 for this?
750
00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,600
It sounds a bit sick.
751
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,300
Well, what would you offer me?
752
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,500
Listen, I'll give you 200
if you'll do me a favour.
753
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,100
Throw in the use
of your workshop...
754
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,700
and some of that junk
I see lying around...
755
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,900
I've got to knock up
a trailer...
756
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,300
to drag my bike over
to Bonneville.
757
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,400
That's not a favour,
325 is a favour.
758
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,700
No, 225.
759
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,200
You're a tough customer, Mr. Burt,
but I like you...
760
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,700
I'm going to give it to you for 250
and you can use the workshop...
761
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,000
but only at night
and keep the noise down.
762
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,600
What about tonight?
763
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,500
Yeah, yeah, tonight's OK.
764
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:36,300
Stop the car, let's get
this thing running properly.
765
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,800
There that sounds better.
766
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,700
- Let me drive.
- Okay, come on.
767
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,100
She's singing
like a bird now.
768
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,600
Oh, she's a good old girl,
isn't she?
769
00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:02,100
There we are, alright.
770
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:12,000
- You make a left here, Mr. Burt.
- Alright.
771
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,600
The buggers are in the wrong lane.
772
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,200
Stop the car, stop the car.
773
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,200
Turn, turn, this way.
774
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,600
Stop, stop the car.
775
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,600
Keep your shirt on.
776
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,800
- Scoot over, you stupid old bastard.
- Thought I was back in New Zealand...
777
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:37,300
we drive on the other side
of the road over there.
778
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,800
Yeah? You're going to get
us all killed.
779
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,000
Well, you're not in New Zealand,
you're in America.
780
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,800
- I know it.
- We drive on the right side of the road.
781
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,900
Now, Burt.
Let me give you some advice.
782
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:03,400
When you're driving,
not only here in America...
783
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,100
but anywhere's around the world...
784
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,500
the driver should always
be in the centre of the road.
785
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,400
In the centre.
If you're not in the centre...
786
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:14,000
you're on the wrong side of the road.
Okay?
787
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:25,200
You want this right here?
788
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,400
That's it.
789
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:30,900
Yeah, good.
790
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,300
Got it.
791
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,600
It's 3 am in the morning.
792
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:37,700
Yeah, time flies
when you're having fun, doesn't it?
793
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:41,500
You know, when I told you that
you could use the workshop at night...
794
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,400
I didn't mean all night.
My wife's gonna kill me.
795
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,600
You take yourself off home
and I'll have a snooze...
796
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:49,100
in the back of the car
and you know, mate...
797
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,500
I'll lock up the place
before I go to sleep.
798
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:55,000
Seems to me like a whole lot of effort
to sell a lousy 250 dollar motorcar.
799
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,300
Okay, Mr. Burt, you pull the door down.
Have a good night.
800
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:04,000
Fernando.
Where do I take a leak around here?
801
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,100
- Leak?
- Yeah, a pee...
802
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,300
trouble with the old prostrate,
you know.
803
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,800
Yeah, go straight through those doors,
there's a door there that says Caballero...
804
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,100
Alright.
805
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Well, I'll see you in the morning,
early okay?
806
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,200
Good night.
807
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:18,700
Where were we?
808
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:23,300
Burt?
809
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,100
Buenos diaz, Mr. Burt.
810
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,700
- So did you get it all finished?
- Yeah.
811
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,900
All I need to do is find a couple
of wheels and I'll be ready to roll.
812
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,900
Well, you know, I have some wheels
in the back you can have...
813
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,100
- if you just do me a favour.
- Say the word.
814
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:46,800
Crank her now, Fernando.
815
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,800
Good.
816
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:51,400
- Burt?
- Yeah?
817
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:52,800
You're a god damned genius.
818
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:53,800
Thank you.
819
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,100
Hey listen, why you gotta go?
820
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,000
Why don't you stick around here a while?
I'll pay you well.
821
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:00,400
Sorry, mate, I've got to get
to Bonneville by the 23rd...
822
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:04,300
that's when speed week starts and
you know, gotta hit the road.
823
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,500
- Well, you've always got a job here.
- Thanks mate, I'll see ya.
824
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,300
- Best of luck to you.
- Ta ra.
825
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,300
This guy is really good.
826
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,800
Hello, love.
827
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,800
I was worried about you.
828
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Housekeeping said you didn't
sleep in your bed all night.
829
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,700
Do I get a discount for that?
830
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,100
I doubt it.
831
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:35,600
I need you to show me on a map
how to get to Long Beach...
832
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,500
- so I can pick up my bike today.
- I'm finished here in 15 minutes.
833
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,500
I'll come with you.
834
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,900
Not a bad set of wheels
for 250 bucks eh?
835
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:48,100
- You sure it'll make it to Utah?
- Yeah.
836
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,400
This old girl will get you
to New Zealand and back.
837
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:52,800
Here...
838
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:54,900
- hop in my fair, lady.
- Thank you.
839
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,800
The bloke who sold me this car,
he gave me a good tip...
840
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,200
he said always remember
that the driver, that's me...
841
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,600
should be on the centre
of the road.
842
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,100
- Look out, look out!
- Alright.
843
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,200
In New Zealand we always drive
on the other side of the street.
844
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:14,200
- You do?
- Yeah, sorry about that.
845
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,700
Do you want me to drive?
846
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,100
No, it's alright,
I have to get used to it, haven't I?
847
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,800
This should be customs
right here.
848
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,800
Right.
849
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,800
- Hello.
- May I help you, sir?
850
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:36,700
Yeah, my name's Burt Munro and
I've come to pick up my motorcycle...
851
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,300
I came into port two days ago
from New Zealand...
852
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,500
and on a freighter
called Rangatira...
853
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,100
and I was told to come here
to clear it through customs.
854
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,200
- Mr. Munro.
- Yeah, Munro...
855
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,900
M U N R O.
856
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,700
- Wait here a moment, sir.
- Thank you.
857
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,700
Mr. Munro is here
for that damaged shipment.
858
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:05,700
- Mr. Moonro.
- Munro.
859
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,300
- Come with me please, to the storage area.
- Is there a problem?
860
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200
Your consignment
has suffered some damage.
861
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,000
Oh, no.
862
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,900
Why the heck did I bother to paint
these arrows on the side of it then?
863
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,100
That's the way it was
delivered here unfortunately.
864
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,400
Well, what happened to it?
865
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,400
My information is that
ten tons of fertilizer...
866
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,300
was inadvertently
loaded on top of your box...
867
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:26,800
while it was in the hold. If I was
you I'd sue the shipping company.
868
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,200
Sue? I haven't got time to waste
my bloomin' life suing anybody.
869
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,100
Get some of your blokes to pull...
870
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,500
this right side up so
we can get into the motorcycle...
871
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,800
and see what damage
has been done.
872
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,100
Alright, fellows,
let's get it unwrapped.
873
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,000
The tail looks alright.
874
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,800
No damage so far.
875
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,000
Oh no damage at all.
876
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,200
Good.
877
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,400
- Lucky it was packed so well.
- Yes, it's a blimmin' miracle.
878
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:05,000
Well, the old Indian lives
to fight another day.
879
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,100
Well, thanks a million, Tina.
880
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,700
I don't know what I would have done
without you today...
881
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,300
you're the real salt of the earth,
you know?
882
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,400
Are you sure you wouldn't like
to come home for dinner tonight?
883
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,000
- I can't, love.
- I could cook you a meal.
884
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,700
I've got to get this show on the road,
get out of Dodge as they say.
885
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,300
Okay, my good friend
from Kiwi land.
886
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400
- You stay in touch, won't you?
- I will.
887
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,200
Here's my phone number.
888
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:34,100
- Call me and tell me how you're doing.
- I will. Can I call collect?
889
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:35,900
You can try.
890
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,900
- It's a good job I think you're a woman.
- I am a woman.
891
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,400
Yeah, right. Ta ra love, see ya.
892
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:15,500
- Morning.
- Morning.
893
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,300
Fill her up, would you please?
894
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,700
Regular or Ethol?
895
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,100
Who's Ethol?
896
00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:25,400
Alright...
897
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:27,200
I'll take Ethol.
898
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,900
- Hello, young fella.
- Hello.
899
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,500
- Is this a rocket ship?
- What?
900
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,200
Is this a rocket ship?
901
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:40,900
I hope so.
902
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,900
Oh Gosh.
903
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,100
What's happened to you?
904
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,700
Oh well.
905
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,700
Let's have a look at ya.
906
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,600
Got ya!
907
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,300
Come on!
908
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,300
I thought we were going
to make it you and me...
909
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,900
and now look what's happened.
910
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:07,600
- Hello, mate.
- Got a problem?
911
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,600
Yeah. Am I glad to see you.
912
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:13,700
Yeah, I've lost a wheel, help me get
my rig back on the road, will you?
913
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:15,200
Okay, I'll see.
914
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:17,800
My name's Burt, Burt Munro.
915
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:19,800
Jake.
916
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,700
- You Indian?
- Yes.
917
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:25,600
Well, this here could be
the world's fastest Indian.
918
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,200
Well, at least until just now.
919
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,000
She's a bit heavy mind you.
920
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,700
So let's take it easy,
one, two, three.
921
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,000
Right.
You live around here, Jake?
922
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:54,100
What do you want to ride
that contraption for?
923
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,900
That's a good question.
924
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:01,700
Well, I guess the reward
is in the doing of it.
925
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,500
Jake, I'm dying for a pee.
Where do I go?
926
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:08,400
There's a little building
right there.
927
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,900
I've got a touch of prostrate
trouble, you know.
928
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,700
I have similar problems.
929
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:15,200
I thought you blokes would have...
930
01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:17,300
some magic cures
for that sort of thing.
931
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:18,700
Well, we have.
932
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,500
One old remedy is ground up
dog balls...
933
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:25,800
- but I prefer prostrate trouble.
- Yeah, I bet you do, mate.
934
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:30,300
I got you!
935
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Jake, gotta get going,
gotta hit the road.
936
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,800
- Burt, I have something for you.
- What’s that then?
937
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,600
What’s this?
938
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,500
- For good luck.
- Oh yeah? A piece of j...
939
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,800
I've never worn jewellery before.
Thanks, mate.
940
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:49,100
I've got something for you too.
Hang about.
941
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,700
Right...
942
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,400
let's see.
943
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,700
I've got this, it's a spare one,
I made it myself.
944
01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:02,900
- What do I do with this?
- You got a hacksaw?
945
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,500
Just slice the top of it,
through where the gudgeon pin goes...
946
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,800
and it'll make a great ash tray.
947
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,700
Not that I approve of smoking,
mind you.
948
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,700
- Thank you very much.
- Thanks a lot, mate. So long.
949
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:14,000
- Sorry we couldn't fix your trailer.
- That's alright, I'll get there somehow.
950
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,500
Burt?
951
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,100
What?
952
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:18,600
For the prostrate.
953
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,700
Use with water,
plenty of water.
954
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,100
It tastes bad. Really bad.
955
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,700
Dogs balls huh?
956
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,400
Well, thanks a lot mate.
See ya.
957
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,400
Hello.
958
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,400
Anyone home?
959
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,200
Hello.
960
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,600
Hello, there.
961
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,500
I've got a spot of bother
with my trailer, lost a wheel.
962
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,100
- You're not from around these parts.
- No, I'm from down there.
963
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,200
- What?
- I'm from down under...
964
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,600
The other side of the world,
New Zealand.
965
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,400
Southern most city
in the British Empire.
966
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:02,100
Called Invercargill.
967
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,500
One of the most beautiful
cities on Earth.
968
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,600
Name's Burt Munro.
969
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,100
Burt? Ada.
970
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:09,600
- What?
- Ada.
971
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,100
There she is.
972
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:20,600
We got some problems here,
yes sirree.
973
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,500
I tell you what you need to do.
974
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:27,000
Cannibalize the stuffed axel
out of that old Ford right there.
975
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:28,900
Lucky for you
I've got some welding gear.
976
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,200
- We'll get a new wheel on there pronto.
- Good.
977
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,600
That's got it.
978
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,600
When you are...
979
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,600
finished there...
980
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,600
I've got something that
I want to show you.
981
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:51,400
Yeah, what's that?
982
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:54,700
Never you mind.
983
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,700
You just get that wheel on
there right.
984
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,900
Why'd you bring me out here?
985
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:13,500
I want to show you this.
986
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,100
What?
987
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,300
Right here.
988
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:26,900
I laid my old boy to rest
twelve years ago next week.
989
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,500
I sure miss him.
990
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,700
I sure do miss the old boy.
991
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,200
He did his level best.
992
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,700
He did.
993
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,200
I always figured a man's
like a blade of grass...
994
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,900
he grows up in the spring,
strong and healthy and green...
995
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:45,600
and then he reaches middle age
and he ripens as it were and...
996
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,500
in the autumn he,
like a blade of grass...
997
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:52,900
he finishes just fades away
and he never comes back.
998
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,400
Just like a blade of grass.
999
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:58,300
I think when you're dead,
you're dead.
1000
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,400
I've always thought that,
since I grew up.
1001
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,800
Is that your philosophy?
1002
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,400
Well, I don't know,
yeah, I suppose it is...
1003
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:10,200
when you get to my age these
thoughts cross your mind sometimes.
1004
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,800
Jump!
1005
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,800
Jump!
1006
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,600
Sideways, you fool,
sideways!
1007
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:21,000
My God, man, haven't you ever
seen a snake before?
1008
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,800
No, we don't have snakes
in New Zealand.
1009
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,900
Good God,
I ought to move there.
1010
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:27,400
- Where's he going?
- Damn rattlers!
1011
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:30,800
- Any more around here? Oh, God.
- Fancy this?
1012
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,500
You come all this way
to bite the dust up at Boot Hill?
1013
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,400
That would be a laugh,
wouldn't it?
1014
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,000
Be a laugh.
1015
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,300
There you go, there you go.
1016
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:44,800
Oh, my God!
1017
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:53,000
Where you gonna sleep tonight?
1018
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,500
I don't know, I've no idea.
1019
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:00,000
I don't know.
1020
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,500
I had a strange dream
last night.
1021
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,400
I dreamt about my late...
1022
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,100
twin brother, Ernie.
1023
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,200
I thought he was in the room here
looking down on us.
1024
01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:39,800
I guess it's all
that fun and games...
1025
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,600
at the graveyard.
1026
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,700
I suppose.
1027
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:46,900
Oh, well.
1028
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,700
Getting old ain't for the faint
of heart I'll tell you that.
1029
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,100
Oh, God. What have you done
to my back, Ada?
1030
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,000
I am getting old.
1031
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:04,300
Come on old girl, make me a cup of tea,
I've got to hit the road.
1032
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,100
Ada, come on, you haven't died
in our sleep, have you, old girl?
1033
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:11,300
- Make me a cup of tea.
- Come here, lover boy.
1034
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:13,300
I'll make it myself.
1035
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,100
Thanks.
1036
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,900
Now Burt, you promise me you're going
to pop in on your way back...
1037
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,800
because I can always use
another little cuddle.
1038
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,300
Yeah, that's what I said, Ada,
that's what I intend to do.
1039
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,500
There's many good tune played on
an old Banjo as they say.
1040
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:34,300
- And what we don't use, we lose.
- Well, that's what they say.
1041
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:36,400
See ya. Ta ra, darling.
1042
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:40,700
And you have good luck
with your Indian.
1043
01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:42,500
You should say
break a leg.
1044
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:45,200
See ya.
1045
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,500
Gidday.
1046
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,400
Boy is it hot out there.
1047
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,900
I bet the birds fly backwards
around here...
1048
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:13,300
to keep the dust out
of their eyes.
1049
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:17,000
- What can I get you?
- I'd like a cup of tea, please.
1050
01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:18,800
- Cup of tea?
- Yeah, best drink...
1051
01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:21,800
for quenching the thirst
when the weather's hot.
1052
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,500
We haven't seen a cup of tea
in here ever.
1053
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,600
We got Coors, we got Schlitz
or Miller or Coke and whiskey.
1054
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,700
Well, I'll have coke then.
1055
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:39,500
You know smoking's bad for you,
don't you?
1056
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:42,000
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
1057
01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:44,500
Personally I don't smoke
and I don't drink.
1058
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,800
I had the right education
from my dad on that one.
1059
01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:50,800
He was like King James the first,
great anti-smoking man.
1060
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,900
Sounds like you're on a one
man crusade there grandpa.
1061
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:57,400
Yeah, well, you're born with one
pair of lungs so why destroy...
1062
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,800
them with that muck?
1063
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,300
Where are you from?
Where's your home town?
1064
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:03,700
- You English?
- Heavens no...
1065
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:06,700
I'm no Pommie,
I'm from Invercargill in New Zealand.
1066
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:09,000
- Where?
- Invercargill.
1067
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,900
I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L.
1068
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,900
I spell it with one L
sometimes to save ink.
1069
01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:23,900
- Got any of those critters over there?
- Oh yes, much bigger though...
1070
01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:26,300
we breed them down there
on big farms...
1071
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:29,700
and we cut off their antlers and
send them over to Hong Kong and they...
1072
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,200
grind the antlers into dust
and they eat that stuff...
1073
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:37,100
must be some sort of aphrodisiac
or something.
1074
01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:39,500
Puts lead in your pencil.
1075
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,700
You could do with some
of that, Leroy.
1076
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,100
Your girlfriend?
1077
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,600
Wife.
1078
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,600
Oh, dear!
1079
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,500
You alright?
1080
01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:34,100
Did you decide to leave Jackie
a tip after all?
1081
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,200
Look sir, if you're not feeling well
you should drop in to the hospital...
1082
01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:42,300
in the next town.
1083
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:44,400
Alright.
1084
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,500
Roll down your window.
1085
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:23,800
What?
1086
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,400
What's the problem?
1087
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,400
You're parked illegally.
1088
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,800
- You're a danger to the passing traffic.
- Am I?
1089
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,900
- Let's see your driver's license.
- Yeah, alright.
1090
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,400
Here you are.
1091
01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:50,200
- Where are you from?
- From New Zealand.
1092
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,300
That's the land of the
long white cloud. Aotearoa.
1093
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:56,100
Home of the kiwi bird.
1094
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,500
Well, I don't care if you're from Mars,
you cannot stop here.
1095
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:00,600
Alright.
1096
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:04,400
You cannot stop on the side of this road,
you're parked illegally.
1097
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:08,800
Okay, well, sorry, I was having
a bit of a heart attack and...
1098
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:11,000
well recovering
from one anyway.
1099
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,600
Yeah, well, next time,
how about we stop at a proper rest area.
1100
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:15,100
Yeah, alright, okay.
1101
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,500
Name's Burt Munro.
Sorry about that.
1102
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,900
Oil's OK.
1103
01:12:27,100 --> 01:12:28,700
- Thank you.
- That's alright, sir.
1104
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:30,200
Excuse me.
1105
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,700
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
1106
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:35,200
Listen, I was wondering
if I could catch a ride?
1107
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:39,100
My car, she just broke down and I'm
really trying to get to Salt Lake City.
1108
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,100
I'm only going as far as Wendover,
that's where I'm stopping.
1109
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,200
Well, anything would be
better than nothing.
1110
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:47,300
- Ain't that the truth? Hop in, mate.
- Hey, thank you.
1111
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,600
I'm going to go see
my girlfriend...
1112
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:53,900
she just moved from LA
to Salt Lake, so.
1113
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,000
I'm home on leave from 'Nam.
1114
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,600
- What?
- Vietnam?
1115
01:12:58,700 --> 01:12:59,900
Oh, yeah.
1116
01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,900
Hey, what is that you've
got strapped on back there?
1117
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,500
That, young fellow,
is an Indian.
1118
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:08,800
Motorcycle.
1119
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:11,700
So what are you doing
in Vietnam?
1120
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:13,600
I'm involved
in operation ranch hand.
1121
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:16,400
Oh, what's that?
Farming or something?
1122
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,400
No, not exactly,
we just started this program...
1123
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:23,400
we are spraying the jungle
from the air with herbicides...
1124
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,600
so the enemy, the Vietcong,
don't have any place to hide.
1125
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:31,100
Agent Orange we call this stuff,
it comes in these big old orange drums.
1126
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,700
How is it working out?
1127
01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:39,800
Well, I'm home on two months leave
and I've got to get my arse back there.
1128
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:43,900
We should have this war done in 6 months
or so, that's what they keep telling us.
1129
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,400
Can't wait to get my arse out of there
to tell you the truth.
1130
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,100
Yeah, I remember
the Great War in 1914...
1131
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:54,500
I was about your age and
that's what they kept telling everyone.
1132
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,100
Soon be over.
1133
01:13:57,300 --> 01:14:00,400
20 million dead and four years later
it was still going on.
1134
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,800
Not as bad
as the big flu epidemic though.
1135
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,400
Killed 21 million, that did.
Maybe more.
1136
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:10,000
Every day,
when I left to go to work...
1137
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,300
my mum would spray some formalin
on my shirt...
1138
01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:16,900
and maybe that's why
I didn't catch it.
1139
01:14:17,300 --> 01:14:20,000
Or maybe I was just lucky.
You never know.
1140
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,000
- Knock on wood.
- Yep.
1141
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,700
You know,
life's a funny thing...
1142
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:30,000
you never know
what's around the corner, do you?
1143
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,700
Your shaving brush.
1144
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,800
Has had it's day.
1145
01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:38,000
It won't achieve.
1146
01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:40,300
The Modern way.
1147
01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:43,900
Burma Shave.
1148
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:48,700
She doesn't kiss ya
like she used to?
1149
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:52,100
Has she seen
some smoother rooster?
1150
01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:54,400
Burma Shave.
1151
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,000
These signs we dedicate...
1152
01:14:58,500 --> 01:14:59,700
to men...
1153
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,600
who've had no date of late.
1154
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:04,600
Burma Shave.
1155
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:08,000
Yeah, that's us.
Well, you anyway.
1156
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:15,700
Look at that.
1157
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,200
That's a cowboy and a half.
1158
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,600
I was thinking I'd come out
to the Salt with you.
1159
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,600
I'd like to be there
the first time you see it...
1160
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,400
it's only a couple of miles
up the road so.
1161
01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:28,200
Yeah, alright then,
that sounds good.
1162
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,900
Looks like there's a lot of people
in town for speed week, huh?
1163
01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:32,500
Yeah, looks like it.
1164
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:38,400
This is it, Burt.
We're gonna take a left right up here.
1165
01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:51,600
Bonneville...
1166
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,500
I mean I can't believe it.
1167
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,000
I mean I'm here, I've made it.
1168
01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,600
I've made it.
1169
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:28,300
You know, all my life
I wanted to do something big.
1170
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,700
Something better and bigger
than all the other jokers.
1171
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,900
This is it, Bonneville.
1172
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,700
This is the place
where big things happen.
1173
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:46,700
Do you realize, Rusty, the fastest
man has ever gone on land is here?
1174
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:49,400
Right here, where we are now.
1175
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,200
Malcolm Campbell did it here,
with a Bluebird.
1176
01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:59,000
First guy to go
over 300 mile an hour...
1177
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000
and then later his son, Donald Campbell
was here with Proteus.
1178
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,800
He crashed at 350 mile an hour
and lived to tell the tale.
1179
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,000
John Cobb was here.
1180
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,000
First guy
to go over 400 mile an hour.
1181
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,800
All the great attempts.
1182
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:19,000
George Easton with Thunderbolt and...
1183
01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:22,300
Mickey Thompson
with Challenger.
1184
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:28,100
I'm telling you, Rusty,
this place is holy ground, mate.
1185
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:30,500
Holy ground.
1186
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:34,000
And I made it here.
1187
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,200
Well, Burt.
1188
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:04,900
Thanks a million.
1189
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:06,400
I'll be looking for you
in the record books.
1190
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,800
You take care out there in Vietnam,
won't you?
1191
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:09,700
I'll be trying.
1192
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,500
- Okay, mate.
- Drive safe.
1193
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,200
- See ya
- See ya.
1194
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:29,000
God.
1195
01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:57,300
Jesus.
1196
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:30,300
- Gidday.
- Hey, there.
1197
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:35,000
- It's going to be a great day.
- Yeah.
1198
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,900
Still... no wind.
1199
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,000
Lovely day for a run.
1200
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,400
Salt's in good shape.
1201
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:45,100
Yeah. Firm and dry.
1202
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,500
Dead flat. No soft patches.
1203
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,700
Not like the beach.
1204
01:20:50,700 --> 01:20:52,600
I can do it here.
1205
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,200
Yep.
1206
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:57,000
This week.
It's what we're here for.
1207
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,500
Wow, is that yours?
1208
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:04,500
Yep.
1209
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:07,100
Gosh, she's a beauty.
1210
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000
I bet she goes fast.
1211
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:13,200
- That yours?
- Yeah, that's an old Indian.
1212
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:15,500
My name's Munro, Burt Munro.
1213
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,500
- From down under, New Zealand.
- A long way from home.
1214
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,100
Jim Moffatt, San Jose,
California.
1215
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,000
- Nice to meet you, Burt.
- Good to meet you, Jim.
1216
01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:24,900
Let's get to the start line.
1217
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:29,700
The race is about to start
and all the racers are excited.
1218
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:33,900
This car is driven by Jim Moffatt,
San Jose, California.
1219
01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:37,500
The other pilots are...
1220
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,900
- Come on, guys, 15 minutes.
- Come on.
1221
01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:52,000
Come on, let's go.
1222
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,000
- Morning.
- Hello, Burt Munro.
1223
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,600
- Mike.
- Hi, Mike.
1224
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:06,900
- Are you checked in?
- No, not yet.
1225
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:11,600
Well, you've got to remove the shell
before we do the tech inspection.
1226
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:13,900
- Where do I check in?
- It's just over there.
1227
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,900
- Thanks, fellas.
- Okay.
1228
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,400
I gotta see this.
1229
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:23,200
Hello, I've come to check in.
Munro, Burt Munro.
1230
01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:24,900
Registration number?
1231
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,800
What?
1232
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,900
Registration number.
I don't see your number here.
1233
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,900
No, it's number 35.
1234
01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:36,800
It's on the side of my motorcycle
over there, that's my lucky number.
1235
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,300
Have you registered?
1236
01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:42,100
No, that's what
I've come over for.
1237
01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:44,400
These two blokes sent me over here,
Mike and someone else.
1238
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:47,000
Sir, registration closed
last month.
1239
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:50,500
If you haven't registered,
I'm sorry, you just can't run.
1240
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:54,900
I can't run?
1241
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:59,300
Well, how was I supposed to know
I should have pre-registered?
1242
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,400
I've come a heck of a long way
to ride my bike.
1243
01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:03,400
I'm not going anywhere
until I've done just that.
1244
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,300
I've come all the way from New Zealand,
you know. It's a long way.
1245
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,200
Look, mister,
we don't make the rules.
1246
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,800
An event like this doesn't just happen
in one day, rules are rules.
1247
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,600
Entries closed July 31st.
1248
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:17,400
Well, crikey, I live in Invercargill,
it's half way round the bloody earth.
1249
01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:20,400
How was I supposed to know these things?
I didn't know all this stuff.
1250
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:21,600
Sir, it's not our problem.
1251
01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:24,300
I thought I could just turn up here
and have my bike timed.
1252
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,700
- You don't have to call me sir...
- Well, you thought wrong.
1253
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:38,000
Jim Moffatt!
1254
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,700
It's Burt, Burt Munro.
Can you come over here, mate?
1255
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,700
I'll be right back.
1256
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,000
I need a bit of help.
1257
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,700
Hey, Burt. What's up?
1258
01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:50,800
Well, I have these blokes telling
me I can't run my bike...
1259
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,800
because I'm not pre-registered.
1260
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,500
- You didn't register?
- No, I didn't know anything about it.
1261
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:58,000
You know how it is Jim,
rules are rules.
1262
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,300
- You should have registered months ago.
- I didn't know.
1263
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,100
I'll have a talk with these guys later,
see if I can change their minds.
1264
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:08,600
- Your blood's worth bottling.
- I don't know about that.
1265
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,500
Look,
we can talk about this later.
1266
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,400
Maybe you can let him go
through tech inspection.
1267
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,900
Get that out of the way?
Just in case we can let him ride.
1268
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,400
You're asking a lot.
1269
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,600
Alright.
1270
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:25,900
- Okay.
- Alright.
1271
01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:28,200
- Make me proud.
- Thanks a lot.
1272
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:30,400
You give me a bit
of a fright there.
1273
01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:37,800
You know these don't look
like high speed tyres.
1274
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,600
Well, they are high speed tyres.
1275
01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:43,600
Look at these hairline cracks,
these tyres have got to be 25 years old.
1276
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,500
- What happened to the tread?
- What?
1277
01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:47,700
I said,
what happened to the tread?
1278
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,100
Well, I cut it off,
that's what happened to the tread...
1279
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:50,400
I cut it off with a carving knife...
1280
01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:52,900
otherwise it wouldn't be
a high speed tyre, would it?
1281
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:54,400
What are you talking about?
1282
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:57,700
Well, you've got to keep the weight in
otherwise when you get to a high speed...
1283
01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:59,800
the centrifugal force will
the tread right off, wouldn't it?
1284
01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:04,000
I run them on 65 pounds of air and
that tyre's safe up to 300 miles an hour.
1285
01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:06,500
I guarantee it. These are high
speed tyres and I made them.
1286
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,500
Well, you're going to have
to replace them.
1287
01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:10,300
The suspension here is
a leaf spring...
1288
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,600
I mean can we pass that?
1289
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:14,800
Geez, last leaf spring on a motorcycle
must have been in the 1920s.
1290
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,300
Well, it is 42 years old.
1291
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:20,400
- These brakes look completely inadequate.
- Well, I'm planning on going, not stopping.
1292
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:23,300
Well, the brakes were old
fashioned 40 years ago.
1293
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,600
Is this a hinge of a gate post?
1294
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,800
No, that's from an old kitchen door.
1295
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:33,300
Let me just ask you what is this?
1296
01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:36,300
It's a cork, what does it look like?
It's a cork from a brandy bottle.
1297
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:40,800
You know, the thing is it's all about
weight. The less weight, the faster you go.
1298
01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:41,800
And where's your chute?
1299
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,900
- What?
- Where's your parachute?
1300
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:45,800
I'm not planning on bailing out.
1301
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,200
No wait,
you've got to have a safety chute.
1302
01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:49,500
Well, I can't afford one.
1303
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:52,200
These forks, if they give out we've
got ourselves some real problems.
1304
01:25:52,300 --> 01:25:54,600
I think I'd have a bit of
a problem that way, wouldn't I?
1305
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,700
- Where's your fire suit?
- What?
1306
01:25:56,900 --> 01:25:58,200
Where's your fire suit?
1307
01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:00,700
Good heavens, man,
I don't intend to burst into flames.
1308
01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:02,800
Always wear me old suit pants
for good luck.
1309
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:04,900
If they were good enough
to get married in...
1310
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:07,200
they're good enough to ride
this old girl in and no...
1311
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,500
I tuck the legs of my pants
into my socks like this...
1312
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:12,700
stop them getting caught
in the chain and Bob's your uncle.
1313
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:15,200
You've got your suit pants,
what are you gonna wear on top?
1314
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:15,900
What?
1315
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,000
You've got your suit pants,
what do you intend to wear on top?
1316
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:23,500
Yes, a black woollen shirt, New Zealand
wool, water resistant, fire resistant...
1317
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:25,000
and me bash hat.
1318
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,100
Bash hat?
1319
01:26:27,700 --> 01:26:28,600
Yeah, crash helmet.
1320
01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:32,000
You're crazy, you've got to wear
at least a leather jacket on top.
1321
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:35,100
You put the bike down on the salt,
it's like coarse sand paper...
1322
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,400
it's going to rub
your head right off.
1323
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,000
I couldn't get into the shell...
1324
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:41,200
with anything bulkier than the shirt on
my back. It's a very tight fit in there.
1325
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,300
Straight out of the ark.
1326
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:45,300
- What did you say?
- Straight out of the ark.
1327
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:48,300
Don't be so cheeky.
What's your name, young man?
1328
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,700
McFarlane. Mike McFarlane.
1329
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:53,900
I knew a McFarlane, he used to sell
milking machines in Timaru.
1330
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,400
You must be related to him
because he was a total prick.
1331
01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:59,500
Look here, you don't even have
a fire extinguisher installed.
1332
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:04,200
Mike McFarlane used to give me milking
machine parts to make my sprockets with.
1333
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:05,100
How old are you?
1334
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:06,900
I don't know,
he was about 35 when I knew him.
1335
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,100
No how old are you?
1336
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:11,600
His brother owned a general store
down in a place called Bulls...
1337
01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:14,300
- that's a town in New Zealand.
- Sir, your machine is not safe.
1338
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,400
I've been doing this for 43 years
and I'm still here to tell the tale.
1339
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:20,700
Time's change, we started taking
airplanes instead of riding horseback.
1340
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:22,600
- Horse power?
- Horse back. Horse back.
1341
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,800
Horse back, yeah.
I got you, yeah.
1342
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,100
You're too old.
1343
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,300
Bollocks. I may have this saggy skin
on the outside...
1344
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,700
but on the inside
I'm still 18 years old...
1345
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,800
and I'll give you a run for your money,
young fella.
1346
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,800
You need some help?
1347
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,100
Hello.
1348
01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:41,000
Rollie Free, Marty Dickerson,
we're a couple of bike fans.
1349
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:44,100
- Burt Munro from Kiwi land.
- Pleasure, Burt.
1350
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,000
You got me good there.
1351
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,700
Where are you staying?
1352
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,700
That's my salubrious
accommodation...
1353
01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:53,900
I usually sleep at night
in the back seat.
1354
01:27:54,100 --> 01:27:55,700
Salubrious you say Munro, huh?
1355
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:58,600
We've been hearing a lot about you.
1356
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:00,800
Sounds like you're cutting
your finances mighty fine.
1357
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,500
Yeah, you could say that again.
1358
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,800
We'll we're up at the Western Ridge,
why don't you drop by...
1359
01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,900
it looks as though you could
use a good shower...
1360
01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:09,900
and everybody's staying there and
I bet that there's a spare bed there too.
1361
01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:12,500
Thanks a lot, you yanks
are classic you know that?
1362
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,500
You don't catch me that easily.
1363
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:21,500
Hey, Burt.
1364
01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:22,900
Hello.
1365
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,800
The front forks could
go at any time...
1366
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,100
the suspension is right out
of the 1920s.
1367
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:31,500
Got hairline cracks all
over his tyres...
1368
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:34,400
he's got no fire extinguisher,
no safety chute.
1369
01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:37,900
I told you, if it's a time problem, the
old guy's welcome to use some of my time.
1370
01:28:37,900 --> 01:28:40,200
It's not a time problem,
it's a bike problem.
1371
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:41,800
Well, I think we ought
to let him run.
1372
01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:44,300
He came all the way from
New Zealand to do this.
1373
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,900
Jim, have you had a good look
at his machine?
1374
01:28:46,900 --> 01:28:48,700
All I know is the man's
the genuine article.
1375
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
Yeah, but the bike is
the genuine dinosaur.
1376
01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:54,000
Look, we carry the cans
for the decisions around here.
1377
01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:56,900
And if he kills himself and there's
about a 100 to 1 that he will...
1378
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,500
...we are gonna have a hell
of a lot of trouble on our hands.
1379
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:04,200
Yeah, sounds like we're a bunch
of chicken shits if you want my opinion.
1380
01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:07,800
His bike didn't even come close
to passing tech inspection, Jim.
1381
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:17,700
Burt.
1382
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,000
Hello, Jim. Come in.
1383
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,300
Rollie Free said
I could find you here.
1384
01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:25,300
Rollie Free, he's the best,
he's a real gentleman.
1385
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:27,800
He set me up in this place
for nothing.
1386
01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:32,200
What are you doing?
1387
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:36,000
Well, the soft shoe polish
fills in the cracks makes the tyres...
1388
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,200
Look spick and span,
good as new.
1389
01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:39,800
Cheaper than new ones anyway.
1390
01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:41,300
I didn't see that.
1391
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,800
Well? Can I run?
1392
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:49,700
I'm sorry, Burt.
1393
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,700
Who the heck
do they think they are?
1394
01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:02,800
Crikey Jim, you know, I'm not trying
to run a mile in four minutes...
1395
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,600
all I've got to do is sit there
and open up the throttle...
1396
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:09,000
I mean, after all
it's my ruddy life, isn't it?
1397
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,300
Can't you do anything?
1398
01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:15,900
I mean, I just want to try and get her
to go over 200 just once that's all...
1399
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:17,600
once I've cracked 200
I'll be quite happy...
1400
01:30:17,700 --> 01:30:20,300
to piss off back home to New Zealand
and Bob's your uncle.
1401
01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:24,700
You're a well respected man around here,
can you talk to them?
1402
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:26,000
I tried.
1403
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:29,800
You've got as much chance
of writing yourself off as I have...
1404
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:32,400
you know that.
Just talk to them again.
1405
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,800
I know they'll listen to you, mate.
1406
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,800
Okay Burt, I'll try.
See you tomorrow.
1407
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,100
Okay.
1408
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,700
I mean I'm half the age of some
of those characters out there.
1409
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:55,600
What's that?
1410
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,500
That's just indigestion.
1411
01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:07,800
Everyone wants us old buggers
to curl up in some quiet corner and die.
1412
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:12,300
Well, Burt Munro's not ready to finish
yet, I'll tell you that, mate.
1413
01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:17,100
I'll give it a shot
but I'm not promising anything.
1414
01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,600
Thanks, mate.
Thanks a lot.
1415
01:31:24,700 --> 01:31:27,600
The famous Challenger One...
1416
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:38,800
What is he doing?
1417
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,400
- Didn't Jim tell him?
- He says he did.
1418
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,600
- Well, then what's he doing here?
- Why won't you let him run?
1419
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,900
Hey, he's too old
and his bike's too old.
1420
01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:49,300
He's come half way round the world
to ride that cycle.
1421
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:50,700
Yeah, come on.
1422
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:55,000
- Wendy, if he was to kill himself.
- So? It's his life.
1423
01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:57,400
Keep an eye out
for those officials.
1424
01:31:57,400 --> 01:32:00,000
You sure you want to do this?
I'm not sure it's a good idea.
1425
01:31:59,900 --> 01:32:02,600
Hurry up. If we're going to do
this thing you've got to hurry.
1426
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,600
Alright, let's go,
here's your helmet.
1427
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:07,700
Here's your goggles.
1428
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:09,800
- Come on, Burt. We've got to go.
- Yeah, right.
1429
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:11,500
Come on, put them on.
1430
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,200
Go, go, come on.
1431
01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:22,600
Okay, let's go, push.
1432
01:32:23,100 --> 01:32:24,500
Push, go fast.
1433
01:32:24,700 --> 01:32:25,900
Hey, you can't. Hey...
1434
01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:28,500
- you can't do that.
- Come on, come on!
1435
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,300
Hang on!
1436
01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:37,300
Hey, where are you going with that?
1437
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:44,400
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
1438
01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:48,200
What the hell are you doing, Burt?
What the hell are you doing?
1439
01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:50,300
Just getting her warmed up, Bob.
1440
01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:51,800
Didn't look like you were
getting her warmed up.
1441
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,300
Jesus, he was going to take
the thing for a freakin' run.
1442
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:55,300
Bob.
1443
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,300
Oh, boy.
1444
01:32:58,300 --> 01:33:01,900
That is the most determined man
I have ever seen in my entire life.
1445
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:04,300
I kind of feel sorry
for the old cooty.
1446
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:07,300
Coming all this way.
1447
01:33:07,700 --> 01:33:09,800
Isn't there some way
we can accommodate him?
1448
01:33:09,700 --> 01:33:11,900
I mean there can't be
much risk there...
1449
01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:14,800
his bike will be
lucky if it does 70.
1450
01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:18,200
What do you say? What if we bend
the rules this once, huh?
1451
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:21,400
Jesus!
1452
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:26,100
Bob and I had a little chat...
1453
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:29,500
and we're thinking we're gonna
organize a handling run for you.
1454
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:33,000
- You are? What?
- A handling run.
1455
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:35,600
All the officials,
we're gonna get into our vehicles and...
1456
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:36,600
- You're joking, huh?
- No, I'm not.
1457
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:38,600
We're going to follow
along behind you...
1458
01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:40,700
and we're going to see
if you're okay to ride this beast.
1459
01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:41,600
Of course I'm okay to ride it.
1460
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:44,800
First thing tomorrow morning, alright?
Bright and early.
1461
01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:47,900
Well, thanks fellas.
1462
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:50,900
Hey. My luck's in then.
1463
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:55,300
- You alright?
- Yeah.
1464
01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:56,700
Don't hurt yourself.
1465
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:11,100
Okay, everyone listen up.
This is what we're gonna do.
1466
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,800
Burt, you're gonna get rolling...
1467
01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:17,600
ride slowly along. We'll all jump in
our vehicles, follow you down the track.
1468
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:19,800
- See if you can handle this thing.
- I'll handle her alright.
1469
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,600
Alright. Everybody got that?
1470
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:24,300
Okay, everybody,
let's get in the cars.
1471
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,300
Hope that old man doesn't make
a fool of himself.
1472
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:55,300
Here we go.
1473
01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:57,700
I'm ready, let's go.
1474
01:34:58,300 --> 01:34:59,300
Push it!
1475
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,100
Faster, boys.
1476
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,200
Go, Burt!
1477
01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:28,800
Sixty.
1478
01:35:29,300 --> 01:35:30,800
Sixty-five, seventy.
1479
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:33,600
That a boy, Burt.
1480
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:34,700
Seventy-five.
1481
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:38,200
There he goes up to eighty,
eighty, eighty five.
1482
01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:43,400
Ninety.
1483
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:53,000
Ninety-five,
look at that thing go.
1484
01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:06,000
- Holy smoke.
- He's leaving them behind!
1485
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:07,900
What the hell is
that old guy up to?
1486
01:36:07,900 --> 01:36:09,700
Nobody told him
he could give it everything.
1487
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:12,200
I guess that solves the question
of whether or not he can handle it.
1488
01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:14,500
We were doing ninety-five
and he left us in the dust.
1489
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:16,000
Look at him go!
1490
01:36:16,100 --> 01:36:17,300
That a boy, go, Burt.
1491
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,000
Hold her firm.
1492
01:36:57,100 --> 01:36:58,200
Hold her firm.
1493
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:00,400
Got it? Don't let it go.
1494
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:03,200
That was a disaster!
1495
01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:07,100
- Hey, Burt. How'd it go.
- Not good.
1496
01:37:11,300 --> 01:37:12,800
So, what's the verdict?
1497
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,900
When you opened up there in top
gear you sure left us in the dust.
1498
01:37:15,900 --> 01:37:18,400
I couldn't even get her out
of second gear, Earl.
1499
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:22,500
The plugs were oiling up, I had to feed
her more juice up the revs a little.
1500
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,600
Well, I guess we'll see if you're
telling us the truth, Munro.
1501
01:37:27,300 --> 01:37:30,400
Are you telling me I can officially run
on the track and have it timed?
1502
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,000
That's what I'm saying, Burt.
1503
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,900
You'll never know what
this means to me, Otto.
1504
01:37:36,900 --> 01:37:39,900
25 years I've lived for this day,
25 years.
1505
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:43,700
Sometimes you've got to bend the rules
a little, today's one of those days.
1506
01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:47,200
- Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
- Thank you.
1507
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:55,400
- What did they say?
- What happened?
1508
01:37:56,900 --> 01:37:58,600
They said I could run.
1509
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:00,600
That's great!
1510
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:03,500
- So why the long face then?
- Well, I don't know...
1511
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:06,900
it's just starting to sink in
and I've got a problem a big problem.
1512
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:10,400
As soon as I go over a hundred and
ten it starts to wobble like heck...
1513
01:38:10,300 --> 01:38:11,700
a bad speed wobble.
1514
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:15,300
Well, it did look like you were
about as stable as my last wife.
1515
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:19,400
I've got a theory
and I think I'm right.
1516
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:22,200
I need about twenty car batteries.
1517
01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,000
Twenty?
1518
01:38:23,900 --> 01:38:26,000
Is it ok to steel
these batteries, Burt?
1519
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,000
We're not steeling them Marty,
we're souveniring them.
1520
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,800
Careful of that acid there.
1521
01:38:30,100 --> 01:38:31,700
What do we do
with them now?
1522
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:34,500
Well, we're going to talk someone
into lending us a painter's blow torch.
1523
01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:36,100
A painter's blow torch?
1524
01:38:38,300 --> 01:38:40,800
What are we going to do
with all this metal, Burt?
1525
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:46,200
Well, when this cools down,
we'll have ourselves a lead brick.
1526
01:38:46,300 --> 01:38:50,100
- What do you do with a lead brick?
- Place it in the front of the motorcycle.
1527
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:52,700
- And that's your plan?
- Yeah.
1528
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:58,200
Well, you must get the centre
of pressure behind the centre of gravity...
1529
01:38:58,100 --> 01:39:01,100
and if you don't get it right
then she'll start to fish tail...
1530
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:04,000
- when you get her wound up.
- What do you mean by fish tail?
1531
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:06,900
Well, like a fish's behind you know.
It'll start doing that.
1532
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,800
And that's what happened today
when I had the handling run.
1533
01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:13,600
And so in a panic I lifted my head up
from behind the screen...
1534
01:39:13,700 --> 01:39:17,400
and suddenly the bike started
to go straight and...
1535
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:21,900
I knew I'd solved the problem somehow
by sticking my head up into the wind.
1536
01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:24,200
- I don't get it.
- Me neither.
1537
01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,600
Well, I'll show you.
Let me have that.
1538
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:29,300
What are you doing?
1539
01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:33,100
Imagine the cigar
is my streamliner.
1540
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,600
Don't poke holes in the cigar.
1541
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:37,900
Now if I hold it in the middle
and blow on it. Like so.
1542
01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:41,300
See how unstable it is?
1543
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:42,700
Now if I...
1544
01:39:43,900 --> 01:39:45,600
- shift the...
- Not again!
1545
01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:48,400
Centre of pressure here.
And blow on it.
1546
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,400
See it's much more stable.
1547
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:58,800
Just the centre of pressure
is behind the centre of gravity...
1548
01:39:58,900 --> 01:40:01,700
and that's what I'm trying to fix
with the lead brick you see.
1549
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:03,400
You're quite clever,
did you know that, Burt?
1550
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:07,100
Now all I need to do is to test
my theory before I run on the salt...
1551
01:40:07,100 --> 01:40:07,900
and I was thinking of,
you know...
1552
01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:11,600
crossing over the state line
from here in Utah to Nevada...
1553
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:15,700
where there's no speed limit and running
with a lead brick in the front of it.
1554
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,300
- Good morning.
- Morning.
1555
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:07,600
Do you know how fast you were
going back there?
1556
01:41:07,700 --> 01:41:09,000
Yeah, about...
1557
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:11,800
150, 160 miles an hour.
1558
01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,600
Yeah, that sounds about right.
1559
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:19,100
How's he going to talk
his way out of this one?
1560
01:41:19,900 --> 01:41:23,000
He sure got his arse
in a sling this time, don't he?
1561
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:26,900
So what's the situation with this thing?
You don't have any license plates on it.
1562
01:41:26,900 --> 01:41:30,200
- It's registered in New Zealand.
- New Zealand?
1563
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:32,500
Yeah, that's where I come from.
1564
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,200
Alright, you mean to tell me...
1565
01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:39,900
that this contraption of yours
is registered for the road?
1566
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:44,000
- Yeah, in New Zealand.
- New Zealand, right.
1567
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:47,700
Well, how about taking it easy
here in Nevada?
1568
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:49,700
Just because we don't have
a speed limit don't mean...
1569
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:53,300
- we want people killing themselves.
- No, sounds fair enough to me.
1570
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:57,000
- Right, you have a good day then.
- I will, thank you.
1571
01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:58,100
Burt, everything OK?
1572
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:03,500
Well, fellows, we're going to have
to give the lead brick...
1573
01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:05,500
the old Spanish archer.
1574
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:08,700
- Spanish archer?
- Yeah, the big elbow, you know.
1575
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:11,300
The lead brick has got to go.
1576
01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:13,800
Who's stupid idea was that anyway?
1577
01:42:13,900 --> 01:42:14,700
It was yours.
1578
01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:19,600
Yeah. Well, I'm just going to have
to ride her, the way she is.
1579
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:21,100
What about that speed wobble?
1580
01:42:21,300 --> 01:42:24,600
Well, I'll cross that bridge
when I get there.
1581
01:42:24,900 --> 01:42:27,400
- I've got another problem too.
- Yeah, what now?
1582
01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:30,000
Well, when I get her going...
1583
01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:33,800
there's an enormous amount of heat
comes off the exhaust pipe...
1584
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:37,300
and I hope
it doesn't cook my leg.
1585
01:42:37,900 --> 01:42:42,100
Maybe you can wrap some asbestos cloth
around it, that should fix it right.
1586
01:42:41,900 --> 01:42:43,200
That's a good idea.
1587
01:42:43,700 --> 01:42:46,200
So you got any more problems
you want to tell us about?
1588
01:42:46,100 --> 01:42:48,200
Yes, yes, my old ticker.
1589
01:42:48,900 --> 01:42:51,400
- You've got a bad heart?
- Yes, I have.
1590
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:57,200
I've got a little surprise
for you.
1591
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:00,400
- What?
- Close your eyes and give me your hand.
1592
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:02,900
- What?
- Just close your eyes. Come on.
1593
01:43:03,100 --> 01:43:05,600
- What for?
- Because I said so, mister, come on.
1594
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:09,600
Keep walking.
1595
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:13,200
Wendy, you're not going to make
a fool of an old man I hope.
1596
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:14,800
I'd never do that, Burt.
1597
01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:16,000
Never.
1598
01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:17,700
Never. Okay. Okay.
1599
01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:19,400
Now turn around.
1600
01:43:19,900 --> 01:43:21,100
Alright.
1601
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:23,000
Now, hold your hands out.
1602
01:43:23,500 --> 01:43:25,100
Put that in your pocket.
1603
01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:26,300
Alright.
1604
01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:27,500
There we go good.
1605
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:30,200
You can open them.
1606
01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:46,400
What are you all staring at?
1607
01:43:48,100 --> 01:43:50,100
- What is this?
- Burt...
1608
01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:54,000
we've unanimously voted you here on
the Salt planes, sportsman of the year...
1609
01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:57,400
because we figured nobody has
ever travelled as far as you have...
1610
01:43:57,300 --> 01:43:58,600
to be here for speed week...
1611
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:02,300
so normally we would present
a trophy or something like that...
1612
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:05,400
but considering your case
we thought a few extra dollars...
1613
01:44:05,300 --> 01:44:08,200
would be more appreciated
so we past the hat around.
1614
01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:13,000
My goodness!
1615
01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,500
There are no words.
1616
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:32,200
Well, thank you all.
1617
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:35,000
Thank you all very much.
1618
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,900
I'm sorry,
I don't know what to say.
1619
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:43,300
Oh dear, it's quite
overwhelming you know...
1620
01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:45,900
it's 25 years dream
to come here.
1621
01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:53,600
I should try
to justify you, your respect and...
1622
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:59,400
you know the original speed
of my old bike was 54 miles an hour.
1623
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:06,300
And today I'm hoping to,
you know, improve it a little.
1624
01:45:15,900 --> 01:45:19,200
The cars are at the start line now.
The next one is the 86...
1625
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:22,800
On the bucket seat
the pilot is ready to be pushed out.
1626
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:33,600
Next competitor is Burt Munro.
1627
01:45:34,300 --> 01:45:37,300
All the way from Invercargill,
New Zealand.
1628
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:41,700
Burt Munro's entry
was approved just yesterday.
1629
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,200
Burt, where'd you get this stuff?
1630
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:53,300
- What?
- I say, where'd you get this stuff?
1631
01:45:53,500 --> 01:45:57,300
I tore an old electric blanket apart
and got the asbestos cloth out of it.
1632
01:45:57,600 --> 01:45:59,600
You got those heart pills?
1633
01:45:59,700 --> 01:46:02,000
- Are you okay?
- Better take one, yeah.
1634
01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:03,700
They're almost ready.
1635
01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:05,200
Guys, come on, let's go.
1636
01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:08,600
You know the bottle says
that they may cause drowsiness...
1637
01:46:08,500 --> 01:46:10,900
- do not operate machinery.
- I know that.
1638
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:13,200
Well, you're not supposed
to take two of them anyway.
1639
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:15,500
One for me
and one for the old girl.
1640
01:46:15,700 --> 01:46:17,200
Nitro-glycerine.
1641
01:46:17,300 --> 01:46:18,800
Should make it go faster.
1642
01:46:19,300 --> 01:46:20,800
Have some of this, love.
1643
01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,800
There you go.
1644
01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:34,600
- Yeah, we're almost there.
- Alright, here we go.
1645
01:46:35,100 --> 01:46:36,500
- Hold her still.
- Your goggles.
1646
01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:37,500
- What?
- Goggles.
1647
01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:39,800
- Put your goggles on.
- I know, calm down.
1648
01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:48,100
I can't get my leg in because
of the asbestos cloth on it.
1649
01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,000
Let me take it off.
1650
01:46:57,200 --> 01:47:00,800
- What about your leg in that heat?
- Screw it, I've got a spare one.
1651
01:47:02,700 --> 01:47:04,300
Right, Burt.
1652
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:05,800
Get those goggles.
1653
01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:09,200
- Ready?
- Alright, you know the way.
1654
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:10,300
Make sure you come back.
1655
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,600
Come on, let's go!
1656
01:47:11,900 --> 01:47:13,100
Right, push!
1657
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:15,800
Come on, fellas. Push faster!
1658
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:18,900
Keep running.
1659
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:24,000
Keep it straight, buddy.
1660
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:27,800
Bring it in, Burt. Come on.
Go, go, go...
1661
01:47:28,100 --> 01:47:29,300
Let's go, Burt!
1662
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:35,700
Come on, Burt!
1663
01:47:36,300 --> 01:47:37,900
You can do it, Burt.
1664
01:47:38,100 --> 01:47:40,300
He's got no parachute,
he's got no brakes.
1665
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:00,900
158.647.
1666
01:48:01,300 --> 01:48:04,700
Mile one,
158.647 miles per hour.
1667
01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:06,000
Go, Burt!
1668
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,000
- Go on!
- Go, Burt!
1669
01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:10,600
- Make us proud, honey!
- Burt!
1670
01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:26,900
167.921.
1671
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:30,600
Mile two,
167.921 miles per hour.
1672
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:33,200
Break it, Burt.
Come on! Go, go, go!
1673
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:34,200
Come on, Burt.
1674
01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:47,700
Mile three,
171.371 miles per hour.
1675
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:49,300
Come on, come on, come on!
1676
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:03,600
Mile four,
172.485 miles per hour.
1677
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:05,200
Yeah!
1678
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:06,300
Come on!
1679
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:10,700
Mile five,
183.694 miles per hour.
1680
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:31,700
193.728.
1681
01:49:31,900 --> 01:49:34,700
Mile six,
193.728 miles per hour.
1682
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:37,600
Come on, come on!
1683
01:49:42,300 --> 01:49:44,600
Come on, Burt.
You can do it!
1684
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:45,800
Come on, Burt!
1685
01:49:46,300 --> 01:49:49,800
Mile seven,
194.211 miles per hour.
1686
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:52,700
- Go, Burt!
- Burt, go!
1687
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:36,400
What is it?
1688
01:50:37,300 --> 01:50:39,300
201.851.
1689
01:50:39,600 --> 01:50:44,200
Mile eight,
201.851 miles per hour.
1690
01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:54,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
that's a new record...
1691
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:58,200
201.851 miles per hour.
1692
01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:02,500
Burt, I hope you're going
to stop soon.
1693
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:05,600
- He's gone back!
- Back where?
1694
01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:09,800
Back to whatever planet he came from
because he sure ain't from this one.
1695
01:52:01,500 --> 01:52:03,400
I really did toast my leg.
1696
01:52:08,800 --> 01:52:10,000
I did it.
1697
01:52:10,700 --> 01:52:11,800
I did it.
1698
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:43,300
Tom, can you get that,
my hands are wet.
1699
01:52:48,400 --> 01:52:49,500
Hello?
1700
01:52:49,500 --> 01:52:53,200
This is the United States calling I have
a collect call from Mr. Burt Munro...
1701
01:52:53,300 --> 01:52:54,600
will you accept the charge?
1702
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:58,900
- Mum, it's Burt calling collect.
- It is? Accept the call, accept the call!
1703
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:00,300
My mum said we can accept the call.
1704
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:03,200
- Go ahead, sir.
- Hello Tom, is that you?
1705
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:05,300
- Yes.
- It's me, Burt.
1706
01:53:05,400 --> 01:53:08,900
I did it Tom,
she's the world's fastest Indian.
1707
01:53:08,900 --> 01:53:09,800
She is?
1708
01:53:10,100 --> 01:53:11,300
Dad, dad!
1709
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:14,700
Dad! He did it! Burt did it!
1710
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,200
He set a new record.
1711
01:53:34,100 --> 01:53:35,100
How is it going?
1712
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:36,600
Hello, mate!
1713
01:53:36,600 --> 01:53:38,000
- Hey, Duncan.
- Congratulations, Burt.
1714
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:39,400
Hello, Frank.
How are you?
1715
01:53:39,500 --> 01:53:41,500
- Welcome home, Burt.
- Hello, George.
1716
01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:44,800
My goodness, you've made
this place look spiffing, mate.
1717
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:46,100
You did us proud.
1718
01:53:46,100 --> 01:53:49,600
- You put Invercargill on the map.
- Well, I reckon so, yeah.
1719
01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,300
- What have you got planned now?
- Right now I've a lot of work to do...
1720
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:55,000
if I'm to get back to Bonneville
next year, you know.
1721
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:57,200
So, more early mornings then?
1722
01:53:57,200 --> 01:53:59,100
Yeah, more early mornings.
1723
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:00,300
Hello, love.
1724
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:02,700
- Welcome home.
- Nice to be back.
1725
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:05,700
- Hello, Tom.
- Hey, Burt.
1726
01:54:05,900 --> 01:54:07,500
How are you, son?
1727
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:09,100
Good to see ya.
1728
01:54:09,300 --> 01:54:10,900
You're growing up a bit, huh?
1729
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,400
I looked after your lemon tree
just like you told me.
1730
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:14,700
You did, yeah.
1731
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:16,200
Looking good, too.
1732
01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:17,800
Yeah, it's beautiful.
1733
01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:21,000
- I fed the chickens.
- You did?
1734
01:54:21,100 --> 01:54:23,000
- And mum cooked all the eggs.
- Oh, yeah...
1735
01:54:23,200 --> 01:54:25,200
- did they taste good?
- Yep.
1736
01:54:25,300 --> 01:54:27,200
- Yeah, good. Have you got my key?
- Here it is.
1737
01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:28,600
- Right thanks.
- I took good care of it.
1738
01:54:28,900 --> 01:54:31,400
- I knew you would.
- How fast did you go?
1739
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:34,800
Mighty fast. In one of my runs
I did over 200 miles an hour.
1740
01:54:34,900 --> 01:54:37,800
What would happen if you opened
your mouth at that speed?
1741
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,300
Well, you'd blow the backside
out of your pants I reckon.
1742
01:54:42,300 --> 01:54:43,500
Right, let's see.
1743
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:48,900
Nice to be home.
Back in my shed.
1744
01:54:49,700 --> 01:54:52,800
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