1 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:30,321 KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS 2 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,577 A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION 3 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,084 IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS 4 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,831 My name Borat. 5 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:25,543 l like you. l like sex. 6 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,004 lt's nice. 7 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,882 This my country of Kazakhstan. 8 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:30,923 9 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,925 lt locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan 10 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,885 KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN 11 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:34,177 KAZAKHSTAN 12 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:34,761 KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN 13 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:35,470 and assholes Uzbekistan. 14 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:35,762 KAZAKHSTAN 15 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,847 KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN 16 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,433 This my town of Kuzcek. 17 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,686 This Urkin, the town rapist. 18 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,773 Naughty, naughty. 19 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:50,610 Over here, our town kindergarten. 20 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,780 And here live Mukhtar Sakanov, 21 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,574 town mechanic and abortionist. 22 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,621 This my house. Entry, please. 23 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,707 He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 24 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,918 He is pain in my assholes. 25 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,588 l get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. 26 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,382 l get a step, he must get a step. 27 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,636 l get a clock radio, he cannot afford. 28 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,638 Great success. 29 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,307 This is Natalya. 30 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,357 She is my sister. 31 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:33,861 She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. 32 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,488 Nice. 33 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,949 This is my mother. 34 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:41,202 She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek. 35 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:46,040 She is 43. l love her. 36 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:50,878 And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring. 37 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,797 What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit? 38 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,048 Not now, please. 39 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,466 Why don't you do something useful and dig your mother a grave. 40 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,302 Come in here, please. lgnore. 41 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:02,640 And this is where l lives. My bed. 42 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,811 This is a VCR recorder. 43 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,772 And this play cassettes. 44 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:13,067 Now l show you outside from my houses. 45 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,572 My hobbies, Ping-Pong, 46 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,587 sunbathe, 47 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,344 disco dance, 48 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,434 and on weekends, l travel to capital city 49 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,729 and watch ladies while they make toilet. 50 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,904 My profession, work as a television reporter for Kazakhstan. 51 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,780 Please, you see. 52 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,452 THE RUNNlNG OF THE JEW 2004 53 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,831 Here comes the Jew. 54 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,376 lt's a big one this year. 55 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,259 Whoaaa... He nearly got the money there. 56 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,429 Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew. 57 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,143 She's stopped. 58 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,896 ls she? ls she? 59 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,440 Here it comes. 60 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,068 She's laid a Jew egg. 61 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,366 Go kids! Crush that Jew chick before he hatches! 62 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:50,206 Although Kazakhstan glorious country, it have problem too. 63 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,584 Economic, social and Jew. 64 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:59,465 This why Ministry of lnformation have decide to send me to U.S. and A, 65 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:04,553 greatest country in the world, to learn lessons for Kazakhstan. 66 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:09,809 l will travel with most venerable producer, Azamat Bagatov. 67 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,268 Azamat. 68 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,895 No, not film me! Film him. 69 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,804 Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only. 70 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,978 Doltan, l'll get you a new arm in America. 71 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,688 l go to America! 72 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,655 America! 73 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,702 Wave goodbye to your clock radio, asshole! 74 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,919 lf you cheat on me, l will come over there 75 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,546 and snap off your cock. 76 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,908 JFK lNTERNATlONAL AlRPORT New York City 77 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:53,037 I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars 78 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,083 and a jar of Gypsy tears to protect me from AlDS. 79 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,717 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 80 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:10,096 Hello, my name Borat. 81 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,848 l not American. l new in town. 82 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,851 Nice to meet you. 83 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,728 Hello, nice meet you. 84 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,856 Hey, what your name? 85 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,400 My name is mind your own fucking business. 86 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,946 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 87 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,115 Oh, hello. Nice meet you. 88 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,991 My name Borat. 89 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,409 -What's happening? -Nice meet you. 90 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,204 Get the fuck out of here before l break yourjaw, bro. 91 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,998 -Yo, step the fuck off, bro. -Okay. Okay. 92 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,127 -You're fucking with the wrong one, man. -Okay. Sorry. 93 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,631 Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait. 94 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,842 l get it. Please, relax. 95 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,636 l'll get him! Careful, he bite. 96 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,681 -Hey, man, what are you doing? -Okay, relax. 97 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,225 Okay. Okay. 98 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,854 Okay, okay, relax. 99 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,606 Okay. Okay, wait. 100 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,276 Okay, no problem. Sorry. 101 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,325 Welcome to the Wellington Hotel. 102 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,451 Do you want to pay for the entire stay now? 103 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,619 GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel 104 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,664 -l pay for one night. How much? -Fine. 105 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:23,502 One night is $1 1 7.1 3. 106 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,296 We'll call it 85. 107 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,965 No, we can call it 1 1 7. 108 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,260 Let me get the door for you. Come on in. 109 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,928 Very nice. 110 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,310 Very nice room. 111 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,645 We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on. 112 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:44,690 You might want to repack. We're gonna be moving again shortly. 113 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,650 l will not move to a smaller room. 114 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,612 Sir, this is your floor. l'm gonna take you to your room. 115 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,739 -This is not my room? -This is the elevator. 116 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,616 lt takes you to the floor where your room is. 117 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,830 Nice. Nice. 118 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,836 King in the castle. King in the castle. 119 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:09,256 l have a chair. l have a chair. 120 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,218 Oh, go do this. Go do this. King in the castle. 121 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,563 Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. 122 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,065 l am new in town. 123 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,859 -Get away from me. -l just... l kiss you, say hello. 124 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,546 lt arrive. 125 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,924 Hello, my name Borat. l am new in town. 126 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,718 -l say hello and l... -Do not touch me. 127 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,596 -Do not get near my face. -l kiss you. 128 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,391 Yeah, you kiss me, l'll pop you in the fucking balls. 129 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,517 What mean, "Balls"? 130 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,436 Very nice. 131 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,403 Very nice. How much? 132 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,281 Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. 133 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,951 Get away! What are you doing? 134 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,496 Wait, l want to say hello. What is the problem? 135 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,259 This has been most happiest day of my lifes. 136 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,178 I was very excite to start my reportings. 137 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,432 America is known for its sense of humor. 138 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,143 UN survey say Kazakhstan have 98th lowest humor. 139 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,729 We must improve. 140 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,691 Hurry, hurry. 141 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,695 Just dry him, no hand relief. 142 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,741 How is my back pussy? 143 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,035 Not bad. Moist. 144 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,037 So what time this interview? 145 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,955 Soon, my friend. 146 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,339 Gently. 147 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,134 Enough! 148 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,637 -Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. -Hello. 149 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:21,930 PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach 150 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,016 -Nice meet you. Borat. -Nice to meet you. 151 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,019 Should l make a joke about my mother-in-law? 152 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,772 Yes. ln America, that's a very popularjoke. 153 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,316 -Do you have a mother-in-lawjoke? -Yes. 154 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,779 l had sexy-time with my mother-in-law. 155 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,655 -A what time? -Sexy-time. 156 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,492 l made sexy-time with my mother-in-law. 157 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,828 -You had sex with your mother-in-law? -Yes. 158 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,373 l don't think that Americans would find that funny. 159 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,541 -No, it is not a joke. -Yeah. 160 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,211 We're talking about humor. 161 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,546 Yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law. 162 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,257 Do you have a joke about her? 163 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,010 No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law? 164 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,599 Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation? 165 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,937 Here in America we try not to make fun of 166 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,023 or be funny with things that people don't choose. 167 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:18,779 But perhaps you have not seen someone with a very funny retardation. 168 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:24,660 My brother, Bilo, have a very funny retardation. 169 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:30,416 Mental retardation causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families. 170 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:35,921 Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say, 171 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,758 "You will never get this! You will never get this!" 172 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:43,095 He behind his cage, crazy, crazy. Everybody laugh. 173 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,013 She go, "You never get this!" 174 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:49,601 But one time, he break cage and he get this. 175 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,186 And then we all laugh. 176 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,646 High five! 177 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,524 Now... 178 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,781 No, that would not be funny in America, okay? 179 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,826 What is "not" jokes? 180 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,705 A "not" joke is when we're trying to make fun of something 181 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,917 and what we do is we make a statement that we pretend is true 182 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,754 but, at the end, we say, "Not," which means it's not true. 183 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,173 So teach me how to make one. 184 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,259 -All right, what color is your suit? -This suit is gray. 185 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,927 Gray, l would call it blue, okay? 186 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,554 -lt's gray. -All right, it's blue-gray. 187 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,307 But it's certainly not black, right? 188 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,101 -Let's say it's gray, but... -lt is gray. 189 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,147 Okay, so a "not" joke, l would say 190 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,150 "That suit is black. Not!" 191 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,487 This suit is not black. 192 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,323 -No, no, "Not" has to be the end. -Oh, okay. 193 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,533 This suit is black not. 194 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,453 This suit is black, pause... You know what a pause is? 195 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,831 -Yes. -This suit is black. Not! 196 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,168 This suit is black. Pause. Not. 197 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,253 No, you don't say "pause." 198 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,088 This suit is black. 199 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,175 That's a pause. Not! 200 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,636 This suit is black. 201 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,931 Okay... 202 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,850 -l don't... l'm not... -Not! 203 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,858 Everybody say U.S.A. television much better 204 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,986 but this l watch for three hours, do not change. 205 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,696 There's a remote control here. 206 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,282 Push these two arrows to change the channel. 207 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,537 I got him, I got him, I got him! 208 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,707 I have the urge to bury something eIse. 209 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,875 Yes! 210 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,172 -I Iove you. -I Iove you too, Jamie. 211 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,966 I Iove you. 212 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,905 -Do you beIieve in magic, Miss... -Parker, C.J. 213 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,700 lt's a pleasure to meet you, C.J. 214 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,915 Be careful! Be careful, C.J. ! 215 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,753 This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman l had ever seen. 216 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:26,758 She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls 217 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,344 and the asshoIe of a 7-year-oId. 218 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,390 For the first time in my Iifes, 219 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,100 l was in love. 220 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,690 Get up! Get up! 221 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,900 Why aren't you ready! 222 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,652 We have people to interview today. 223 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,737 l understand. 224 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,948 Learn what you can from this women's group. 225 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,951 -My hair? -lt's beautiful. Don't worry. 226 00:15:55,872 --> 00:16:00,542 ln Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place 227 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,420 except for in brothel or in grave. 228 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,841 ln the U.S. and A., many womens meet in groups called Feminists. 229 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,176 l find more. 230 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:12,804 VETERAN FEMlNlSTS OF AMERlCA 231 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,806 So, what means this feminism? 232 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:19,811 lt's the theory that women should be equal to men 233 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,315 in matters economic, social... 234 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,651 -Now you are laughing. -Yes. 235 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,653 Well, that is the problem. 236 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,364 Do you think a woman should be educate? 237 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,740 Definitely. 238 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,161 But is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man? 239 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,496 That is wrong. 240 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,458 But the government scientist, Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel. 241 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,251 Your government's scientist? 242 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,046 -Yes, Dr. Yamak. -He's wrong. He's wrong. 243 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,590 Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face? 244 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,552 Well, what you're saying is very demeaning. 245 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,263 -Do you know the word "demeaning"? -No. 246 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,182 We are saying to you... 247 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,144 l could not concentrate on what this oId man was saying. 248 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:07,901 All l could think about was this IoveIy woman in her red water-panties. 249 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,028 Who was this C.J.? 250 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,615 Last night l see in my hotel room 251 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,452 a woman called C.J. on the television. 252 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,538 -Do you know her? -No. 253 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,916 She from a town called Baywatches. 254 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,711 -She's just on television. -Her name is Pamela. 255 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,714 -Do she live here in New York City? -She lives in California. 256 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,216 -ln the California. -He's gonna look her up. 257 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,801 Okay, can we finish now? 258 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,678 Listen, pussycat, smile a bit. 259 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,432 -All right. That's it. l'm done. -We're finished. We have to leave. 260 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:45,897 AIthough I was obsessed by this C.J., l could not pursue her 261 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,817 or eIse my wife wouId snap off my cock. 262 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,157 Mr. Sagdiyev? 263 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,034 -Yes? -l have a telegram for you. 264 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,662 -You can read? -Yes, l can. 265 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,458 "Dear Borat Sagdiyev, 266 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,377 "your wife, Oxna, 267 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:12,966 "was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods 268 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,887 "when a bear attacked and violated and break her. 269 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,264 "She is now dead." 270 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,767 You say my wife is dead? 271 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,853 This is what it's... 272 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:36,406 Yes, sir. l'm sorry to inform you, but that's what the telegram says. 273 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,951 High five! Great! 274 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,427 What do you mean, California? 275 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,305 l have arranged all our filming for New York. 276 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,642 But we need to leave New York to find the real America: 277 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:07,103 rodeos, cowboys... lt will be better for our documentary. 278 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,648 But why California? What's there? 279 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,402 Pearl Harbor is there... And so is Texas. 280 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:19,241 EventuaIIy, I persuade Azamat that we would travel to California 281 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,077 and make our reportings aIong the way. 282 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:28,083 He insists we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/1 1 . 283 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,586 Okay, l'll find another way for us to get there. 284 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,464 My name is Mike. l'm gonna be your driving instructor. 285 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,007 MlCHAEL PSENlCSKA Perry Hall Driving School 286 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,092 Welcome to our country, okay. 287 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,635 -My name Borat. -Okay, okay. Good, good. 288 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,263 Well, l'm not used to that, but that's fine. 289 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,599 Now, you do know how to drive a little bit? 290 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,227 -Yes. -Yes. Put it in D. 291 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,521 -What? -Drive. 292 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,819 Now, wait a second. Wait a second. 293 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,738 -Have you driven a car before? -Yes, many times. 294 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,156 All right, let's go this way. 295 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,492 l don't want you hitting anybody. 296 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,286 Use two hands, now. 297 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,122 -What? -Two hands. 298 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,375 But then it look like l am holding a Gypsy while he eat my chram. 299 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,837 l don't care. You use two hands when you drive, okay? 300 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,463 Okay. 301 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,095 -Okay. -Watch the children. 302 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,097 Okay, no problem. 303 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,808 You must not hit the children. 304 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,894 Look, there is a woman in a car. 305 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,186 Can we follow her? 306 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,647 -And maybe make sexy-time with her? -No, no, no. 307 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,649 -Let's get her. Why not? -No, no, no. 308 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,862 Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with. 309 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,364 -What? You joke? -How about that? lsn't that amazing? 310 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,576 There must be consent. How about that? 311 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,661 That's good, huh? 312 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,623 -ls not good for me. -lt is good. 313 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,583 -Steer the car. -Okay. 314 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,085 -You want have a drink? -You can't drink that. 315 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,755 -Why not? What? -lt's against the law. 316 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,885 Who is this car that follow us? l wish it didn't follow us. 317 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,762 -l don't know. -Maybe we'll lose them. 318 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,680 No, we better not lose them. 319 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,726 Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits! 320 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,603 We'll make a right turn up here. 321 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,856 Don't look at me like that. l will eat your shit. 322 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,983 -Hey, you fuck my mother! -Hey, hey. 323 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,611 -No, he do before. He look on me. -You can't do that. 324 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,155 They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you. 325 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,783 Why in a jail? He look on me. 326 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,285 -Behind. -You can't say that. 327 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,954 l like you, do you like me? 328 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,539 -l do like you. -You are my friend? 329 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,625 You're nice and l am your friend. 330 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,001 You will be my boyfriend? 331 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:38,380 -l won't be your boyfriend. -Why not? You do not like me? 332 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,841 l could be. lt depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, l can. 333 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,469 Great success. 334 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,639 Now time to make purchase of motorcars. 335 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,018 l want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below. 336 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,938 Well, that would be a Corvette or a Hummer. 337 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,189 JlM SELL GM Salesman 338 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,400 We will try to help you out here. 339 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,530 A man yesterday tell me if l buy a car 340 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,824 l must buy one with a pussy magnet. 341 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,784 He means a car that women will like. 342 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,995 Yes, but where you keep this magnet? 343 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,831 No, there's no magnet. That was just... He means the vehicle. 344 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,249 Women love the Hummers. 345 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,835 -Do this have a pussy magnet? -No. 346 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,586 The vehicle itself will be a magnet. 347 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:24,050 lf l give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet? 348 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:28,054 Yeah, but there's no such thing in this country as a magnet. 349 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,975 lf this car drive into a group of Gypsy, 350 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,185 will there be any damage to the car? 351 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,188 -lt depends on how hard you hit them. -Hard. 352 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,690 Yeah, hard. You might, 353 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,527 if somebody rolls on the windshield, crack your windshield. 354 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,864 How fast do l need to go to guarantee l kill him? 355 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,825 Let me tell you something, with this vehicle, probably doing 35, 356 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,369 -40 miles an hour would do it. -Great. 357 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:55,123 When l buy my wife, 358 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,376 at the start, she was cook good, 359 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,796 her vagina work well and she strong on plow. 360 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,091 But after three years, when she was 1 5, 361 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:10,722 then she become weak, her voice become deep, "Borat, Borat." 362 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,726 She receive hair on chest 363 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,313 and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard. 364 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,523 Huh. Jeez. 365 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:24,819 How do l know that this will not happen with a car? 366 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,156 Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty. 367 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,117 l like very much buy this Hummers. 368 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,745 -How much is it? -52,000. 369 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:40,752 l am looking for something between $600 to $650. 370 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,838 We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy. 371 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,049 l might be able to sell you a wholesale car. 372 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,551 A car with a lot of miles for 700 with no warranty. 373 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,886 -Okay. -Come on. 374 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,567 California, l coming! 375 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,914 First stops on ourjourney was Washington, D.C., 376 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:21,459 home of mighty U.S. warlord, Premier Bush. 377 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,837 Look who has an embassy here! 378 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:27,382 Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers! 379 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,636 We arrive here to learn from American poIitic. 380 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,849 Azamat arrange interview with Party officiaI from ruIing regime. 381 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,100 BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman 382 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,062 -We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? -l hope so. 383 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:46,234 lt is a custom have cheese at the start. 384 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,154 Thank you. 385 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:53,283 My wife, she make this cheese. 386 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,951 Very nice. 387 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,537 She make it from milk from her tit. 388 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:11,134 After interview, I encounters traditional American street festival. 389 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,513 GAY PRlDE PARADE 390 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:21,603 PeopIe here were much more friendIy than in New York. 391 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:33,364 Next morning, I interview poIitician who is a genuine chocoIate-face. 392 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:34,991 No makeup. 393 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,284 ALAN KEYES 2-time Republican Presidential Candidate 394 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,703 On Sunday, l arrive in Washington. 395 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,538 There was a parade. 396 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,875 l make two friends from this parade. 397 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,794 l invite them back my hotel room. 398 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,505 We drink like normal in Kazakhstan. 399 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,217 We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan. 400 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:56,471 Then they say, "I wash you in a shower," and he wash me in a shower. 401 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,933 lt sounds like you met somebody who is from 402 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,352 what is called in America, the gay community. 403 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:05,355 -What it mean, "Gay," this word? -Homosexual. 404 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,857 A homosexual? You mean... 405 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,951 Are you telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus 406 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,827 was a homosexual? 407 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,961 Even though my anus was broken 408 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:32,090 I knew that rest of ourjourney wouId be great success. 409 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:35,969 We Ieft Washington and continued towards California. 410 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:37,720 Howdy, partners! 411 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,849 Yes, minister, we're on schedule. 412 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:45,186 Yes, l'm standing in the middle of Times Square. 413 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,481 lt's time to prepare for your TV appearance. 414 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,943 Remember to talk of singing national anthem at rodeo. 415 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,945 Don't worry, l am a TV professional. 416 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,282 Now, buiIding our station around you. 417 00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:00,618 This is 1 6 WAPT News This Morning, 418 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:04,289 named best newscast in the state by the Associated Press. 419 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,250 This morning we have a special guest here in the studio. 420 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,377 This is Borhat Sagadiyev. 421 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:13,131 He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States. 422 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,091 He spent the last few days here. 423 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,469 -Good morning to you. -Hello, my name Borat. Hello. 424 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,638 Hello. Thank you. 425 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:25,685 Before we start, can you tell me, because l want make urines, 426 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,063 then l come back here and... 427 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,858 lf you tell me one minute before we start... 428 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,987 We started. We are actually live on the air right now. 429 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,448 -l am very excite. -Yes. 430 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:43,119 Hello, U.S. and A. ! Hello, U.S. and A. ! l'm very excite! 431 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,496 l'm very excite to be here. 432 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,081 And hello! 433 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,751 Hello to you as well. 434 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,754 Now, real quickly, why are you here in the United States? 435 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:57,508 Because l want to learn from U.S. and A, 436 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:04,515 your culture, and to understand from how a thing happen 437 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,352 and to take this lesson back to my country. 438 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,104 -All right. Would you like to have a seat? -Yes. 439 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,023 Please sit, please sit, please sit. 440 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,567 Now, one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about... 441 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,862 Can l have a microphone so people can hear me? 442 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,323 They can hear you right now. You are miked up. 443 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,116 This right here, that's the microphone. 444 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,994 Hello. Hello, nice meet you. 445 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:29,707 Well, welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming on. 446 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,251 When you come to Kazakhstan, 447 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,213 -you can stay in my house. -Well, thank you so much. 448 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,007 You can sleep my house and you can use my sister. 449 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:40,301 Meteorologist Ken Johnson will have the latest 450 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:43,179 on tropical storm Emily when we return. 451 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,431 Ten seconds, stand by. 452 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,602 This is 16 WAPT News This Morning. 453 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,397 Traffic is flowing along smoothly along lnterstate 55. 454 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,816 Dry conditions. lf you're heading to the north, 455 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,902 not too far away from Attala County, there's some showers there. 456 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,239 Check that out on the radar this morning and... 457 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:04,575 Thank you, very nice for have me. 458 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,119 What your name? 459 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,246 We're on air right now doing the weather. 460 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,581 -What your name? -We're doing the weather right now. 461 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,793 Go over here with Adrian. She's calling you to go over here. 462 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,670 -lt is a she? -Yes. 463 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,006 -Very nice. -Yeah, go. Go... 464 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,885 -Go over here with... -What is your name? 465 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,720 l'm the weather guy. 466 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,015 Okay... 467 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,855 Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar, right now 468 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:37,483 showing some showers and storms up to the north... 469 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:40,403 Okay. All right, let me... 470 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,821 Nice to meet you. 471 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:45,032 Showers and storms north of Yazoo City up towards Kosciusko... 472 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,868 Thank you, bye-bye. 473 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,038 You're singing at a rodeo tonight! 474 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,624 Why didn't you mention it? 475 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:56,335 What can l do, they are not professional. 476 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:01,215 Get a move on, we have 1 00 miles to go. 477 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,636 We weIcome you to the 38th annuaI 478 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:09,056 Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo. 479 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,414 Of course, every picture that we get back 480 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,665 BOBBY ROWE General Manager, lmperial Rodeo 481 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:40,046 from the terrorists or anything else, the Muslims, they look like you, 482 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:42,340 -black hair and a black mustache. -Yes. 483 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:46,636 Shave that dadgummed mustache off so you're not so conspicuous. 484 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,972 So you look like maybe an ltalian or something 485 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:52,850 as far as when people looking at you. 486 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,394 l see a lot of people and l think, "There's a dadgummed Muslim. 487 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:58,356 "l wonder what kind of bomb he's got strapped to him." 488 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,816 -Yes. -And you probably aren't a Muslim. 489 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:04,362 -Maybe that's not your religion. -No, l am a Kazakh. l follow the hawk. 490 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:06,739 But you look like one of them. 491 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,200 This thing gets over with and when we win it 492 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,118 and kick the butts over there 493 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,412 and all of them son-of-a-bucks hanging from the gallows, 494 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,624 by that time, you will have proven yourself 495 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,543 and you'll be accepted. 496 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,794 -Take care. -Thank you. 497 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,213 -l ain't gonna kiss you. -Why not? 498 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,883 The people that do the kissing are the ones that float around like that. 499 00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:29,136 -Are they all... -Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss. 500 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,972 -Okay. -You don't want nobody kissing. 501 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:35,101 ln my country they take them to jail and finish them. 502 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,811 -Take them and hang them. -Yes. 503 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,814 -That's what we're trying to get done. -High five. 504 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,191 Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia, 505 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:44,986 wouId you pIease give a warm, American welcome 506 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,906 to a gentIeman who has come aII the way from Kazakhstan 507 00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:52,702 and we are honored to have singing our nationaI anthem. 508 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:56,163 Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev. 509 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:09,135 My name Borat. l come from Kazakhstan. 510 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:14,599 Can l say first, we support your war of terror. 511 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,273 May we show our support to our boys in lraq. 512 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,030 May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist. 513 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,662 May your George Bush drink the blood 514 00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:40,541 of every single man, woman and child of lraq. 515 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,001 Yeah! 516 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:48,090 May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years 517 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:52,178 not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. 518 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,514 To show our friendship, 519 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:59,352 l now will sing our Kazakh national anthem 520 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:02,146 to the tune of your national anthem. 521 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,565 Please stand. 522 00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:09,737 Kazakhstan is the greatest 523 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,990 Country in the world 524 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:16,035 All other countries 525 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,789 Are run by IittIe girls 526 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,833 Kazakhstan is number one 527 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:26,420 Exporter of potassium 528 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,049 Other Central Asian countries 529 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,511 Have inferior potassium 530 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,847 Kazakhstan is the greatest 531 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,558 Country in the world 532 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,936 All other countries 533 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,563 Is the home of the gays 534 00:33:56,535 --> 00:34:00,037 We nearly died last night. This journey is cursed. 535 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,415 We should have stayed in New York. 536 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,083 l was sad. 537 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,836 The rodeo peopIes did not Iike me. 538 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,588 What if Pamela did not like me too? 539 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:13,300 We needed something to change our fortunes. 540 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,344 Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village. 541 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,932 Let us extract some of their tears so we can remove the curse. 542 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,019 Do not fear me, Gypsy, all l want from you is your tears. 543 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,939 Please give them to me or l will take them. 544 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:28,941 l'm not a Gypsy. 545 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,153 l'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter. Americana. 546 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,989 You have many treasures. Who did you rob for this? 547 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,533 We didn't rob them. They came from the house. 548 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,202 l will look in your treasures, Gypsy. 549 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,956 ls this understood? l will look on them. 550 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,750 Please do. 551 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,464 Who is this lady you have shrunk? 552 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,425 Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? 553 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,886 There's a couple more child's dolls. 554 00:34:56,970 --> 00:35:00,556 Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. l serious. 555 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,725 -These are your spells? -No. 556 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,728 There's a good one, The Millionaire Mindset. 557 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:08,481 There you go. 558 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,900 -Baywatch. -Baywatch? 559 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,824 lt means she love me. 560 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,163 Azamat! 561 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,832 Azamat, great success! l've got the tears. 562 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,334 Onwards to California! 563 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,127 Let's go. 564 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,462 What's that you've got there? 565 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,631 lt's nothing. Don't worry about it. 566 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,522 Are we going the right way? 567 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,525 -l don't know, this map is from 1 91 7. -Where the hell are we? 568 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,323 Hey, stop that goddamn van! 569 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,577 Hey, baby, want to go out? Wanna go out, honey? 570 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:10,334 l'm going to stop and ask. 571 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,420 No, no, no, keep going. Keep going. 572 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,717 l need the direction to California, please. 573 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,636 -To California? -You a long way from home. 574 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,264 Who you with, man? Who you with, who you with? 575 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:27,852 l travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. We travel across the country. 576 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:31,730 You can't be talking all that. You gotta be talking English right here. 577 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,984 You look like Michael Jackson, Beat It. 578 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:36,944 Man, you better... 579 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,908 l like you peoples. Can you teach me how to dress? 580 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,785 How can l be like you? 581 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,037 You need to let them jeans down. 582 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,372 Pull them down? 583 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,207 Don't pull them down like... 584 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:52,251 -Like a ho? -No, no, no. 585 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,211 -Like a this? -Yeah. 586 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,672 But don't show your Huggies though, man. 587 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,174 What the hell? ls that fishnet? 588 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:02,136 No, no, no, these are my antipants. 589 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,681 -What kind of music you listen to? -l like very much Corky Bucek. 590 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,308 You know Corky Bucek? 591 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:10,394 No, no, no. 592 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:14,231 You got to lick it before you stick it. 593 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,401 Can you teach me speak like you? 594 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,694 What you trying to say? 595 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:22,114 -How you say, "How do you do?" -What's up with it? 596 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,991 -What's that with it? -Yeah. 597 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,828 Pull over and let's see if we can stay here. 598 00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:38,422 What's up with it, vanilla-face? 599 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,592 Me and my homey, Azamat, just parked our slab outside. 600 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:42,760 Please. 601 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:46,597 We are looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. 602 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,433 So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. 603 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,311 We just a couple of pimps, no ho's. 604 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,688 -Sir, you gotta leave. -Okay. 605 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:58,108 Leave now or we're gonna call the cops and we'll have you taken out. 606 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:02,571 We can't stay here, they are player haters. 607 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,082 -Hi. Hello. -You have a room for tonight? 608 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,167 Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. 609 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,378 -Come on in. -Great. 610 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,797 Your friend also. 611 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,343 A beautiful house, this. 612 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,513 All the paintings in the house, l did. 613 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:28,847 What is this man? 614 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:33,852 This is a Yemenite Jew and he's working on a piece ofjewelry. 615 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:39,066 They, Yemenites, were also jewelers. 616 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,527 Why you have a picture of a Jew? 617 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:46,907 Because l'm Jewish, so l have lots of pictures of Jews. 618 00:38:52,706 --> 00:38:55,624 This is the room and... 619 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:01,171 -Do you need two pillows? -Yes. 620 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,590 Great. Thank you. Lovely place. 621 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,096 -They're Jews. -l know that now. 622 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:11,181 They'll kill us. We need to escape. 623 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:27,865 -Wait, wait. -Okay. 624 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,118 Hello. 625 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,246 -How are you? -Great. 626 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,956 You guys getting settled in? 627 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,709 This is a special sandwich for you. 628 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:43,422 l not so hungry. He can eat this. 629 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,715 He fat. 630 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,967 No, no. 631 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,053 -You gonna eat, because... -Take a half. 632 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,847 -Take a half and then you'll see. -Take a half. 633 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,515 Yeah. l not so hungry. 634 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,392 You eat a little bit. 635 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:03,233 Go ahead and eat something because you're hungry. 636 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,401 Yes. 637 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,704 l don't want to see you go hungry. 638 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:18,332 What is this picture over here? 639 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,000 Okay... 640 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,426 lt is 3:00 in the morning. 641 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,387 l am in a nest of Jews. 642 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,015 They have cleverly shifted their shapes. 643 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:39,186 One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. 644 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,189 You can barely see her horns. 645 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,151 She have tried to poison me already. 646 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:48,946 These rats are very clever. 647 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,122 Look, the Jews have shifted their shapes. 648 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,000 OK, OK. How much shall l give them? 649 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,795 l don't know... 650 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,048 More. Give them more. 651 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,719 Go. Go. 652 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,320 Let's go back to New York, at least there's no Jews there. 653 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,156 Calm down. We'll keep heading to California. 654 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,116 Why California? What's so special about California? 655 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,492 We are going to California! 656 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:36,910 And get killed on the way? 657 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:41,665 Relax, Azamat! l will get us protection. 658 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:47,254 What is the best gun to defend from a Jew? 659 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:54,428 l would recommend either a 9 millimeter or a .45. 660 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,932 Very nice. 661 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:05,230 lt like l movie star, Dirty Harold. 662 00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:08,066 -Yes, sir. -Come on and make my day, Jew. 663 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:14,031 But he wouId not seII me gun since l not American. 664 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,450 So l look for other protection. 665 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,661 MUNCH RANCH Exotic Animal Dealer 666 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:23,582 -What type of dog is this? -This is a tortoise. 667 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,293 ls this a cat in a hat? 668 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,670 No, it's a tortoise in a shell. 669 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,505 Yes. 670 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,966 l need animal for protection. 671 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,260 What you have for me? 672 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:03,330 We're safe. Now we continue to California. 673 00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:05,540 High five! 674 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,334 Great! Nice. 675 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,850 Switch it off. 676 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,269 lt so annoying! 677 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:45,080 Happy times. We were safe and weII on our way to PameIa. 678 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,708 It was time to get back to work. 679 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:54,756 Kazakhstan needs to learn about American fine dining. 680 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,968 First, a lady will teach you southern manners. 681 00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,469 How long have l got? 682 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:03,557 An hour. Then you have dinner date with high society. 683 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,853 Hello and nice meet you. 684 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:10,522 Hello, it's so nice to meet you. Welcome to America. 685 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,857 KATHlE B. MARTlN Etiquette Coach 686 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:16,945 Will you please teach me how to dine like gentleman? 687 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,573 Of course, l'll be happy to. 688 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:24,828 Is it poIite to greet peopIe when I make entry? 689 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,996 THE MAGNOLlA MANSlON Dining Society 690 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,414 Yes, it is. 691 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,917 -Let me introduce you around. -Yes. 692 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,296 -You're gonna have to... -l'm Mike. Mike Jared. 693 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,924 Hello, l'm Bethany Weston. 694 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,259 -Lovely to see you. -Nice. 695 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:42,179 -How you do? -How do you do? My name's Ben. 696 00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:50,604 Should l pay interest in peoples around the table-sides? 697 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,147 Yes. 698 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,692 And, if it is a big table, a very long table, 699 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:58,028 you might want to restrict your conversation... 700 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,365 -Yes. -...to people right in your vicinity. 701 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,992 -Very nice. -So you are not yelling. 702 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:09,998 What do you do? 703 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:12,876 -l'm the pastor of a church. -Yes. 704 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,713 -What do you do? -l have spent years in construction. 705 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:20,133 l'm recently retired. 706 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:22,677 -You are retard? -Yes. 707 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,930 Physical or mental? 708 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:29,393 -Retired. -No, no, not retarded. 709 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,978 -l don't work anymore. -Stopped working. 710 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:35,982 lt's very good you allow retard 711 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,903 to eat with you in the same place. 712 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:43,156 That's not what we're saying about this man. 713 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:47,577 He is not what you would refer to as retard. 714 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,081 -No. -No, no. Not at all. 715 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,792 Do you have a telephone in this village? 716 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,502 Of course. 717 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,928 Should l show photos of my family? 718 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:07,848 You have photos of your family? Wonderful. 719 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,685 This my favorite son, Huey Lewis. 720 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,271 -Okay. -Yes. 721 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:16,231 -He looks happy. -Yes. 722 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,818 He very strong. 723 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:23,780 -My goodness, is that him holding you? -Yes. Very strong. 724 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:28,535 He grow three centimeter. He now 1 7 centimeter long. 725 00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:35,417 l'm not sure l would show these photos of him without clothes on. 726 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:39,421 Should l pay compliments to the peoples? 727 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:44,384 Yes, but only if you truly agree with that compliment. 728 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,513 You have a very gentle face 729 00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:52,767 -and a very erotic physique. -Thank you. 730 00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:54,728 -You're correct. -Yes. 731 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,730 That's a very good observation. 732 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,815 She is your wife? 733 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,692 Nope. That's my wife. 734 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:06,698 ln my country, they would go crazy for these two. 735 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,200 Not so much. 736 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,084 What should l say if l need to go to the shit hole? 737 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,879 You mean to the restroom? 738 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,508 -To the place to make the shit. -The bathroom? Okay. What you... 739 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,426 Not to bath. To make dirt from anus. 740 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,387 -Not a bath, right. The toilet. -The brown... 741 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,349 -Where you make... You understand? -Yes. Yes. 742 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,643 -Bad? Bad thing from it. -Yes. 743 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,187 Brown. 744 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:41,441 What you do is you say, "Excuse me, l need to go to the restroom." 745 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,364 Excuse me, is it possible to go and do a, you know... 746 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,950 -To be excused? -How you say in the, you know... 747 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:52,869 Upstairs. Just say, "Excuse me a moment." 748 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,665 -l need to go, what you say... -That works. Thank you. 749 00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:59,918 -Can you go upstairs? -Yes, thank you. 750 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:05,090 l think that the cultural differences are vast... 751 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:08,093 -Exactly. -...and l think he's a delightful man 752 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:14,307 and it wouldn't take very much time for him to really become Americanized. 753 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,434 Thank you very much. l feel much better. 754 00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:18,728 -Cindy, where shall l put this? -Just... 755 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,897 Where should l put this? 756 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,279 Maybe in the other restroom down here. 757 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:28,613 ln the... 758 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,159 Excuse me... Excuse me forjust a moment, please. 759 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,747 You roll off like this 760 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:41,459 and you wipe your bottom and you put the paper... Look. 761 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,420 -You, wipe mine? -No, l don't. You do. 762 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:47,591 -This is a very private thing. -The host cleans the anus of the other? 763 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:51,928 No, no, no. Nobody touches you, except you. 764 00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:54,723 Can l bring a guest to dinner? 765 00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,602 lf you have been invited to a home or to a party... 766 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:02,606 -Yes. -...it is acceptable to bring a guest 767 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,734 -if you ask your host in advance. -Yes. 768 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:07,944 General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee. 769 00:49:08,029 --> 00:49:12,782 -l think this my friend. Hello? -Hi, l'm looking for Borat. 770 00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:15,035 -Yes, it's me. -Oh, hi, honey. 771 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,455 -l'm Luenell. Hi, hi. -Hello, nice to meet you. 772 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,749 -This my friend, Luenell. -Hi. 773 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,627 Oh, okay... 774 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,631 You all having a dinner party. 775 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:31,509 Well, we were. l don't know exactly what all that we're doing... 776 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:35,597 -lt is getting very, very late. -Excuse me, l'm going to have to go. 777 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:38,391 -Okay. Very nice. -lt's getting very, very late 778 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,645 and it's time that, you know, 779 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:45,315 we were ending our dinner party and everything. 780 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:48,318 -l apologize... -But can't she come for desserts? 781 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,904 Absolutely not, and neither can you. 782 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,239 -The sheriff is on his way. -l hope so. 783 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,075 l've already called them. 784 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:58,203 Why you call police? Have the retard escaped? 785 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:05,210 l want say l very sorry how they treat you in this house. 786 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:06,836 Thank you. 787 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,590 l was thinking maybe l'd just take the night off. 788 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,842 Why don't we just go out and have some fun? 789 00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:15,136 What do you think about that? 790 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,389 You want to come with us? 791 00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:18,723 Up yours! 792 00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:31,736 Hi! My name Borat. 793 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,280 -This my friend, Luenell. -Hi, Luenell. 794 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:36,366 She is a prostitute. 795 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,845 You were funny on that bull. 796 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,889 Everybody almost see your underpants. 797 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,100 l never rode a bull before. 798 00:51:06,147 --> 00:51:10,066 Well, you wanna... You wanna come in for a little while? 799 00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:13,236 l would like very much 800 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,406 but l in love with a woman in Malibu. 801 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,117 lt would not be nice to her for me to... 802 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:23,830 Okay, well, if you're ever in town again, this way, you know, look me up. 803 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,208 lf l ever in town again, Luenell, 804 00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:29,961 l would very much like to pay you for sex. 805 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,171 Okay. 806 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,215 Good night, Luenells. 807 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:35,967 Good night, Borat. 808 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:47,187 You say my name right. Borat. 809 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,981 People say Borak or Billy or Bob. 810 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:52,734 Bye. 811 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:09,667 "Pamela is a fairly simple girl, she recently explained. 812 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:14,798 "'There's not a whole lot of logic in the way l live my life. 813 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,883 "'l am very spontaneous."' 814 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,677 l'm very spontaneous too. 815 00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:42,450 I needed a gift to give to PameIa 816 00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:45,912 so that she wouId grant me entry into her vagina. 817 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:51,876 Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me fiIm a report in an American store. 818 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:56,923 Don't spend more than $3. We're low on money. 819 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,677 This your shops? 820 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,804 Right, this is my antique shop. 821 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:05,932 Why do you have so many things with a flag? 822 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,142 We're honoring our heritage. 823 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:12,188 Now, what in here? What is this? 824 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,148 These are a number of collectibles. 825 00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:17,902 l mean, this is a lamp that, you know, you would use in your home. 826 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:21,573 This is a Chinese cloisonné bell. 827 00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:25,577 And this is a little decorative duck. 828 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:28,746 And do you think, you know, when they... 829 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,794 l'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. 830 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,885 -We need help, baby. -No, it's okay. 831 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,472 l sorry. 832 00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:53,479 Sorry. l will repair all of this. 833 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:58,735 Don't worry. My friend, he can make glue and... 834 00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:02,238 l don't think you're gonna be able to glue it. You're gonna have to pay for it. 835 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:05,241 Okay, l have a digital watch from the future. 836 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:08,202 l will give you. ls worth more than all of this. 837 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,914 You broke $425 worth of stuff. 838 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:14,876 1 60, 1 70, 1 80. 839 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,880 -That's not enough. -Do you want hair... 840 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,757 No, l don't want any damn hair. 841 00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:23,134 This is best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality. 842 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,761 l don't want your damn hair. 843 00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:28,431 This is hair from pubis. l can get 2,000 bags by next Friday. 844 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,100 We don't use that stuff in this country. 845 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:32,977 Have you offered them pubic hair? 846 00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:34,771 Yes! 847 00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:36,856 Just give me another 20. 848 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,274 lt was a mistake. 849 00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:39,567 You screwed up again. 850 00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:40,902 l didn't see the truck. 851 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,112 -l slipped on it and that was it. -Only an idiot could do this. 852 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:47,450 Would you have believed this if l had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go. 853 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,541 You've ruined this documentary and almost bankrupt us. 854 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:58,127 So call the ministry and get more money. 855 00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:01,297 What? lf l did that, they would kill us! 856 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:06,344 California had better be as good as you say, or we're finished. 857 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:28,658 You bastard. 858 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,160 What's the matter with you? 859 00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:34,414 How dare you make hand-party over Pamela. 860 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:37,041 Why do you care who l pleasure myself to? 861 00:55:37,126 --> 00:55:39,043 Because l love this woman. 862 00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:42,296 She's the reason we travel to California! 863 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,215 What? You lied to me! 864 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,175 You lied about California! 865 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:45,985 Eat my asshole! 866 00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:20,061 Holy... 867 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,355 Okay. 868 00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:49,674 We have a special guest here this evening. Ruth Feiner is here. 869 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,259 MORTGAGE BROKERS ANNUAL BANQUET 870 00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:19,328 Get the fuck out of here! 871 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:32,049 So bad news. 872 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,595 Azamat have leave. 873 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:39,599 l wake up, he disappear 874 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:44,437 and he take Oxana, my bear. 875 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:46,272 Our bear. 876 00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:50,109 And he also decide to take all money 877 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,445 and also my passport. 878 00:58:56,241 --> 00:59:01,370 And he leave me 879 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:05,291 only this bag, with a hen 880 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:14,300 and ticket to Kazakhstan. 881 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,136 But no passport. 882 00:59:19,348 --> 00:59:23,017 But at least he is 883 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,645 man enough to leave me 884 00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:33,778 my beautiful. 885 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:39,825 Which l have cleaned since last night. 886 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:47,458 And l have decide to 887 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,835 continue making documentary. 888 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,589 Make it without Azamat. 889 00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:55,424 l think it will be better 890 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:58,970 and we will have more success without him. 891 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:38,175 l only want 1 7 cents, please. 892 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:07,496 I had no car, no money and no Azamat. 893 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,540 The onIy thing keep me going 894 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:13,586 was my dream of one day hoIding PameIa in my arms 895 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,964 and then making romance expIosion on her stomach. 896 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:29,310 EventuaIIy, I managed to hike a hitchings with group of young schoIars 897 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,645 aIso traveIing across country. 898 01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:34,690 FRATERNlTY BROTHERS Univ. of S. Carolina 899 01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:38,027 -How you doing? How you doing? -Where the fuck are you from, baby? 900 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,612 l am from Kazakhstan. 901 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,656 -Welcome to fucking America! -Hey, have a seat. Let's go. 902 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:45,368 -What's your name? -Anthony. 903 01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,869 -Anthony? -Yes. 904 01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:48,704 -Anthony. -And Justin. 905 01:01:48,789 --> 01:01:51,707 -Justin. -And David. 906 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:53,167 -David. -Bartender Dave. 907 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,710 Very nice. 908 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:57,380 -Can you open this, please? -Oh, sure. 909 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,675 Thank you very much. 910 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,888 So you like the bitches out there in the fucking old Russia, there? 911 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,723 -What? -The bitches in old Russia. 912 01:02:07,808 --> 01:02:09,475 How are the women? 913 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,686 The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls! 914 01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,563 -You fuck the shit out of them! -Yes! 915 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:16,023 Then you never call them again. 916 01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:19,819 Why you don't call them? Because they do not have a telephone, yes? 917 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,362 No, not because of that. 918 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,031 They don't have my respect, you know? l mean... 919 01:02:24,116 --> 01:02:26,784 So, what are you doing here in America? 920 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:31,622 They film me travel across U.S. and A. 921 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:35,209 l don't know what you're saying, man, but that's cool! 922 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,919 Let's get drunk! 923 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:39,296 -Yes! High five! -High five! 924 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:45,719 This is America in a bottle. 925 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:51,016 -Oh, baby! -Oh, baby! 926 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:53,936 -Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby! -Oh, the baby! 927 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,021 Suck, suck, suck! 928 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,612 Let me tell you game we play. 929 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,281 Can l hear a game you play? 930 01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:09,076 We play a game called "When the snake eat the pig." 931 01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:12,163 -When the snake eat the huh? -The snake eat the pig. 932 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:15,541 -You get a baby mouse, very small... -Baby mouse? 933 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:22,256 ...and you put a bit of cheese in hole of your chram, until it go inside. 934 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,757 That is too crazy for me. 935 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:26,594 l'll do it. l don't give a fuck, l'll do it. 936 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,888 Let me ask you this. 937 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:33,184 Are woman... Are women your slaves in Russia? 938 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,895 No. Do you have slaves here? 939 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:37,730 -We wish. We wish. -No slaves. 940 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:40,024 -lt is a shame. -Hey, Borat. 941 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,192 Big shame. Big shame. 942 01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:42,776 lt would be better country if... 943 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,696 Yes, it'd be better country. We should have slaves. 944 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:49,033 Our country, the minorities actually have more power. 945 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:53,704 Anyone that is minority has the upper hand. 946 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:58,042 We have the Jews. We have anybody that's against the mainstream. 947 01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:01,003 -Do you want to see my new wife? -Yes! 948 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,796 This my new wife. 949 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,883 -Pamela! -You know her? 950 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,593 Pamela! l know of Pamela. 951 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,137 l will take her virgin for the first time. 952 01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,973 -l am going to put this shit on. -Put it on. 953 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:15,226 Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about. 954 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:17,436 l will take her virgin. l will uncork her. 955 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:20,648 Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat. 956 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:22,733 -ls not true. -She is no virgin, buddy. 957 01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:26,153 ls not true. Liar! Liar, liar, your panties on fire. 958 01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,780 Borat, shut up. 959 01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:31,992 Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht. 960 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:33,452 What she do? 961 01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:37,039 -She's sucking some dick, man. -You see her sucking dick? 962 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,415 This is not her. 963 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:42,545 l guarantee you that shit's gonna happen. Don't worry about it. 964 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:45,589 -That's her, Borat. Sorry. -Borat, that's her. 965 01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:47,174 This is not her. 966 01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:48,884 lt's her. l'm sorry. 967 01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:51,220 -l'm sure it's her. -l go. 968 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,222 -No, no, no. -Titty bar. 969 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,099 Come here. 970 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:56,934 You're my man. You're my man. 971 01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:59,687 l do not know why she is trying to do this. 972 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,605 Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy. 973 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:05,276 We love you. We'll remember you always. Like l taught you. 974 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,028 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 975 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:10,656 You're in America now. You'll make it. 976 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,408 You... You keep going, okay? 977 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:15,452 You are bigger than a woman. You are better than a woman. 978 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:16,912 We will always be behind you. 979 01:05:16,997 --> 01:05:20,291 -Do not let a woman ever, ever... -We'll always be... 980 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,002 ...make you who you are. 981 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,004 -Goodbye, my friends. -Goodbye. 982 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,253 My ticket. 983 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,219 How will l get home? 984 01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,272 l sorry, my friend. 985 01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:38,077 Go. 986 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,497 Run to freedom. 987 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:45,125 Go! Go and live your life! 988 01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:37,761 Come on! 989 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,057 lt is good to be here. 990 01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:43,517 CHARLES "CHlP" PlCKERlNG U.S. Congressman 991 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:47,479 This is my 1 0th Pentecostal camp meeting. A decade. 992 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,650 The bottom line is, we're a Christian nation now, 993 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:52,901 JlM SMlTH Chief Justice, State Supreme Court 994 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,903 we were one in the beginning 995 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:59,450 and we gonna always be a Christian nation until the good Lord returns. Amen. 996 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:04,455 l didn't evolve out of a monkey. 997 01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:07,750 l didn't use to be a tadpole. l is what l is. 998 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:09,418 Praise you, Jesus. 999 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,589 The Bible says that God was manifest in the flesh 1000 01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:15,716 and believed on in the world. 1001 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,845 l got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh. 1002 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:30,147 l don't care what the devil's done to you or what he's trying to do. 1003 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,816 All you gotta do is step out of that aisle now 1004 01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:34,943 and make your way down to this altar. 1005 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,362 Let's have a little old-time church right now. 1006 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:40,574 l need somebody to pray with me right now. Come on, sir! 1007 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:44,453 The blood over my neighbor. l bleed the blood over my church. 1008 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:50,209 l want you to help me, save me, please. 1009 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,586 Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here, 1010 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:55,130 standing right next to me, his name is Bolak. 1011 01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:59,551 Would you greet him with a great big Jesus name forjust a couple of minutes? 1012 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,011 Thank you. 1013 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,181 l have no friends. 1014 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,308 l am alone in this country. 1015 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,935 Nobody like me. 1016 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,103 My only friend, Azamat, 1017 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:14,024 he take my money and my bear and he leave me alone. 1018 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:15,567 Not only this. 1019 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:19,863 The woman l love, the reason l travel across the country, 1020 01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:23,492 she have do something terrible on a boat, 1021 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,537 -and now l can never forgive her. -You have to. 1022 01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:29,790 ls there anybody who can help me? 1023 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,126 Yes. The one that can help you is who we preached about tonight. 1024 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:35,963 -Jesus. -Do Jesus like me? 1025 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,632 Absolutely, Jesus loves you. 1026 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:42,177 Do Jesus like my sons? 1027 01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:43,554 Jesus loves your sons. 1028 01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:46,473 Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo? 1029 01:09:46,558 --> 01:09:48,016 He loves your brother, Bilo. 1030 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:52,271 Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay? 1031 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:53,856 Yes. He loves everybody. 1032 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,859 Nobody love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1033 01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:01,780 Can Jesus heal the pain that is in my heart? 1034 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:05,033 Jesus can heal your pain in your heart. 1035 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:08,120 Make him heal the pain that is in my heart. 1036 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,164 -Lift your hands and begin to worship. -Lift your hands. 1037 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:15,002 Would you lift your hands with him as we pray in the name of Jesus. 1038 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:16,879 -God, forgive me of my sins. -God, forgive me... 1039 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,423 -Forgive me, God. Cleanse me. -Cleanse me. 1040 01:10:19,507 --> 01:10:21,884 Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus. 1041 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,929 Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes. 1042 01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:28,557 We're gonna speak in other tongues. 1043 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,475 Let that tongue go. 1044 01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:33,812 Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God. 1045 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,652 Yes! Yes! 1046 01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:03,300 l will forgive Pamela and l will go to California. 1047 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,261 l will go to Malibu with me and my friend, Mr. Jesus 1048 01:11:06,346 --> 01:11:08,180 and together we will take her! 1049 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:19,149 I took a bus to Los AngeIes with some friends of Mr. Jesus. 1050 01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:21,693 FinaIIy, I had arrived. 1051 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,780 Happy times. 1052 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,221 Marilyn. 1053 01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:51,223 Azamat? 1054 01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:53,308 You traitor! 1055 01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:54,559 Look, l can explain. 1056 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,646 You attack me. My mustache still taste of your testes! 1057 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,981 Calm down. Let me explain. 1058 01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,691 What did you do with the bear? 1059 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:03,402 She ran off. l'm sorry, l'm sorry. 1060 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:05,904 Hey! Fuck off, Death! 1061 01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:07,656 You need to calm yourself! 1062 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,408 You have to calm down! 1063 01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:16,707 Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1064 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:23,839 I had not come to HoIIywood to fight a man dressed as HitIer. 1065 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:28,260 l had come to make PameIa Andersons my wife. 1066 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,054 So l forgave Azamat. 1067 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:35,100 l knew you'd make it here, Borat. 1068 01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:38,854 l felt so bad that l prepare this for you. 1069 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,943 lt's everything l could find on Pamela. 1070 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:51,783 Last Friday she appeared for a group who are against cruelty to animals. 1071 01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,119 Against cruelty to animals? 1072 01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:04,379 And tomorrow she's doing a signing. 1073 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:06,798 She wrote a book. 1074 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,596 What? A woman has written a book? 1075 01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:15,599 Dr. Yamak would never believe this. 1076 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:16,725 l know. 1077 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,938 We will go to this historical event, 1078 01:13:22,023 --> 01:13:23,815 and l will marry Pamela there... 1079 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:27,235 ...but in the traditional Kazakhi way. 1080 01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:30,822 Azamat, let's prepare the wedding sack. 1081 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:34,284 You forgive me, yes? 1082 01:13:35,787 --> 01:13:36,953 Yes. 1083 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,844 Having learned many lessons from U.S. and A, 1084 01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:56,890 l will now teach America how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style. 1085 01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,851 You find more. 1086 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:10,529 PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SlGNlNG Orange, CA 1087 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,624 Very excite. Very excite. 1088 01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:40,183 Hi. Hi, everyone. 1089 01:14:41,853 --> 01:14:43,895 l love you. 1090 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,564 lt is me, Borat. 1091 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:49,442 -Well, thanks for coming, you guys. -Thank you! 1092 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,826 l love Pamela Anderson. 1093 01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:59,369 -Really? -Yes. 1094 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,001 Go ahead. 1095 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:08,170 -Hi. -Hello. 1096 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:09,504 Make it out to someone? 1097 01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:11,464 My name Borat Sagdiyev. 1098 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:14,176 l son ofAsimbala Sagdiyev, 1099 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,678 and Boltak, the rapist. 1100 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,556 l former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev 1101 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,433 who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay 1102 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,560 and Boltak, the rapist. 1103 01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:28,523 l make this for you, this... 1104 01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,525 There are our name. 1105 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:35,322 My name... Your name, Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev. 1106 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:37,032 Here's today's date. 1107 01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:41,411 And this say that it is today's date, our wedding, 1108 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,622 and then this inside is silk. 1109 01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:46,374 Pamela, will you marry me? 1110 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:48,210 No, thanks. l'm sorry. 1111 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:49,961 No. Agreement not necessary. 1112 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:55,300 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1113 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:02,307 Get off! 1114 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:06,561 -Get your own wife! -Fucking shit! 1115 01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:08,647 Come on, get her! 1116 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:10,690 Wait, Pamela. 1117 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:13,401 Don't worry, l nervous too! 1118 01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,278 Pamela, wait. 1119 01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:17,322 Pamela, l will give you your own plow. 1120 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,492 Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out. 1121 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:29,125 -Get on the ground. -Hands behind your back. 1122 01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,461 -Okay. Pamela... -We're gonna stand you up. 1123 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:34,339 -Bring your knees up. -All right. 1124 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:39,970 Pamela, l am not attracted to you anymore! 1125 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:42,681 Not! 1126 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,108 l was humiliated. 1127 01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,944 It was time for me to return to New York, 1128 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:59,531 where a ticket was waiting for me to fly back home. 1129 01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:05,537 WhiIe I sat on the bus, I thought of myjourney over the past three weeks. 1130 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,123 The great times. 1131 01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:10,542 The good times. 1132 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,003 And the shit times. 1133 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:15,964 MainIy, they were shit times. 1134 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:20,302 l had come to America to learn lessons for Kazakhstan 1135 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,387 but what had l learned? 1136 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,725 Suddenly, l realized. 1137 01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:33,732 I had Iearned that if you chase a dream, 1138 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:36,901 especiaIIy one with pIastic chests, 1139 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:40,780 you can miss the reaI beauty in front of your eyes. 1140 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:47,829 Hi. 1141 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,751 8 MONTHS LATER 1142 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,006 Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek. 1143 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:02,260 Since l return, there have been much improvements. 1144 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:05,055 We no longer have Running of the Jew. 1145 01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:08,099 lt's cruel. We Christians now. 1146 01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:14,856 Doltan improve too. 1147 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,067 Hey, Doltan. High five! 1148 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,445 Great. 1149 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,072 Come my house. 1150 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:27,744 There Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1151 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:29,871 He still asshole. 1152 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:31,539 l get iPod. 1153 01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:33,625 He only get iPod Mini. 1154 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,835 Everybody know it for girls. 1155 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:37,629 Come. 1156 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:43,134 And this my beautiful wife. 1157 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,597 Thank you for watch my film. 1158 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:49,516 l hope you like. 1159 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,020 English - US