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(SINGING UPSIDE DOWN)
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Who's to say
What's impossible
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Well, they forgot
This world keeps spinning
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And with each new day
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I can feel a change in everything
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And as the surface breaks, reflections fade
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But in some ways, they remain the same
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And as my mind begins to spread its wings
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There's no stopping curiosity
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I want to turn the whole thing
upside down
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I'll find the things
they say just can't be found
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I'll share this love I find
with everyone
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We'll sing and dance
to Mother Nature's songs
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I don't want this feeling to go away
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(GROWLING)
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Who's to say
I can't do everything
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Well, I can try
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And as I roll along
I begin to find
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Things aren't always just what they seem
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I want to turn the whole thing
upside down
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I'll find the things
they say just can't be found
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I'll share this love I find
with everyone
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We'll sing and dance
to Mother Nature's songs
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This world keeps spinning
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And there's no time to waste
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Well, it all keeps spinning, spinning
round and round
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And upside down
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Who's to say what's impossible
and can't be found
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I don't want this feeling to go away
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Please don't go away
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Please don't go away
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Please don't go away
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Is this how it's supposed to be
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Is this how it's supposed to be
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TED: Now, as I was saying,
life was a constant struggle for survival.
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Australopithecus had no time
to enjoy himself...
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because around every corner was danger.
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(THUDDING)
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BOY 1: Way to go.
BOY 2: Oh, good one.
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It wasn't until an amazing discovery...
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that man was able to take time
and enjoy life.
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And why was that?
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What made Ogg and Grogg's life
so much better?
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-A video game?
-No.
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-The Internet?
-No.
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-A rocket sled?
-A mountain of chocolate.
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-Star stickers?
-No.
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-Look. No, no, that wasn't a real question.
-Peanut butter?
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That's right.
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Fire.
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(TED EXCLAIMING)
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Look at that. Impressive, huh?
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Miss Dunlop, why do we have to come
to this boring museum every single week?
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It's not boring. It's very interesting.
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This led to hot dinners.
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TED: Eventually became the microwave.
BOY: Three, two, one.
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Oh! Oh, no.
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Hot. Fire's hot.
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Yes. Where was I?
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BOY 1: Hey, is that a real spear?
BOY 2: Can we play with it?
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Kids, a museum is a place
where we observe. We don't play.
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-This stinks.
-What else can we do?
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BOY: Yeah, this is boring.
MAGGIE: Children, be polite.
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-Lunchtime!
-Yeah, lunch.
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TED: Lunchtime? It's only 9:00 a.m.
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Buddy system. Stay with your buddies.
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Oh, well, each kid has a buddy
so they can all keep track of each other.
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Everyone needs a partner, right?
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Oh, yeah. I'm not following.
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Well....
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-Lungfish!
-Excuse me?
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Next Thursday, I'm going to talk
to your class about the lungfish...
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the closest living relative of the tetrapods.
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-It's pretty great.
-I look forward to hearing it.
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You know, I look forward
to all your Thursday lectures.
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I wish today was Thursday.
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-I mean, I know that it's Thursday.
-Don't worry.
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-I just meant, when it's not, I wish it was.
-It's not a big deal.
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Here.
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I should go catch up to my lungfish.
I mean, class.
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(WHISPERING) Way to go, Maggie.
Way to go.
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I'll see you next week, Miss Dunlop.
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Oh, how embarrassing.
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-Ted?
-Mr Bloomsberry.
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Walk with me, Ted.
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I'm afraid that Ogg and Grogg,
all of our friends here...
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they're just not bringing in the crowds
like they used to.
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What do you mean?
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It breaks my heart,
but I have to sell the museum. We're broke.
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Broke?
Mr Bloomsberry, the museum can't close!
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I have no choice, Ted.
Museum attendance is down.
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No one's buying anything
from the gift shop.
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Even the glow-in-the-dark star stickers?
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Even the glow-in-the-dark star stickers.
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Man, I love those.
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I especially love the Milky Way.... Wait!
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What will happen to the museum?
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-Well, I'm glad you asked.
-Junior?
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It'll be torn down
and a parking lot put in its place...
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with high hourly rates
and no daily maximums.
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Ka-ching!
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The world doesn't need another parking lot.
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The world needs a place
where kids' brains can grow.
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Exactly. That's why I'm thinking...
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they can grow trying to count
all the spaces in the new parking lot.
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Come on. How fun is that?
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-He's not serious, is he?
-Well--
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It's time, Father.
We're not going to get a better offer.
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I know. I know.
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Wait. What if we did something?
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What if we got an amazing new exhibit?
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You know, Ted, you need to worry
about finding an amazing new job.
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-Well, hold on, Junior.
-But I was just trying.... Oh, great.
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Ted, if you have an idea,
now is the time to speak up. What exhibit?
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Yes, what exhibit?
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TED: It's the....
JUNIOR: Yes?
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-The famous and....
-Yes.
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-And rare, of course....
-Yes. Yes.
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-The incredible....
-Come on.
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-Spit it out.
-Don't be shy, Ted. Come on.
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What about the Lost Shrine of Zagawa?
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'm sorry. "The lost...."
You lost me at, "the lost."
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It's an ancient idol.
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Twenty tons of granite...
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carved by 1,000 craftsmen over a 100 years.
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I had all the charts ready.
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I was all set to go to Africa
when something happened.
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Slips my mind.
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Hello, how about the birth of your only son?
That would be me.
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Yes, then I began another adventure,
raising Junior.
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Well, now that that's done,
you can finally finish what you've started...
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-which is bringing home....
-Yeah! The Lost Shrine of Zagawa.
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You'll put this museum on the map.
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-I'll need a team of 10 men.
-Oh, at least 10.
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It's a four-day hike into the jungle.
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You go, girl.
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I mean, sir.
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We'll be cutting through heavy brush
for 12 hours a day.
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Look out.
Here comes the Bloomsberry Express!
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-Yes! Yes!
-Next stop archeological fame and fortune!
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I'm going to discover
the Lost Shrine of Zagawa!
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-A little help here.
-Hey, watch it!
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I forgot something.
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I am really, really old.
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Can I have the Bloomsberry Express
pull into the reality station...
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and sign here, initial here. Nope, not there.
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Wait! I guess I could go.
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Did I just say that? I can't do that.
150
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I don't even ride the bus.
Maybe they didn't hear me.
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I'm sorry, sir. You were saying?
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Excellent idea, Ted.
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He did hear me.
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Him? You've got to be kidding me.
Ted is not an explorer.
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-He raises a good point.
-Nonsense.
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With my maps and my journals,
a six-year-old could find the shrine.
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Thank you, I think.
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Come on.
Let's get you ready for your big adventure.
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Now, Ted, the journal won't take you
right to the idol.
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-It won't?
-No, you have to use your instincts.
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-About that, sir, I don't have any.
-Don't be silly. It'll be fun.
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Sorry, Ted.
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But that's as close
as you're ever going to get...
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to the precious Lost Shrine
of Zaga-wah-wah-wah....
165
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Why does my father like you best?
It's not fair. I've got the ponytail.
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Okay, Ted, the trick is to look
like you know what you're doing.
167
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Now, where's the door?
168
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Yellow? Six dozen yellow suits?
169
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Tony, what, are you goofy?
We can't sell these things.
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Hey, me goofy? Forget about it.
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The big guy says move them, we move them.
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Oh, yeah, sure,
but what kind of meatball would buy these?
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(BELL TINKLING)
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Excuse me?
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I'm here to be professionally outfitted
for a jungle expedition.
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(WHISPERING) Showtime.
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(IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Good day, mate.
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You've stepped into the right place.
Isn't that right, Nigel?
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I'll say it is, Steve-O.
Finally, a real adventurer to suit up.
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-So do you like the colour yellow?
-Yellow?
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Yeah, what, are you goofy?
Yellow's the new khaki.
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-Mate.
-Really? Well, okay.
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-You've got to be kidding.
-Look at that get-up.
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Hello, who are you, the six-foot banana?
185
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"The new khaki."
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
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I look like an idiot.
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-TED: Edu.
-Yes, sir?
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Don't worry the other men,
but we're hopelessly lost.
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Sir, your book is upside down.
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-Oh. Oh, good catch. Carry on.
-Thank you, sir.
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MAN 1: Wow. What is it?
MAN 2: That's interesting.
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-Look at this.
-Beautiful.
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Look at the colour.
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Edu, do you see this?
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-Yes, it's--
-Exciting! We are so close.
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-Edu.
-Mr Ted.
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It says here "Zagawa" means enlightenment.
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-I know, sir. I live here.
-Oh, right.
200
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Did you know the statue we're looking for
is a giant monkey?
201
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-Yes, sir. I live here.
-Right again.
202
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-Oh, a rhino.
-Sir?
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-Stand aside, men.
-Mr Ted.
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This is a tranquilizer gun.
I'm just going to put him to sleep.
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That's not a rhino. That's a....
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(EDU EXCLAIMING)
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Nice shot, Mr Ted.
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(SNORING)
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Oops! Okay, let's break for lunch...
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for the next four to six hours...
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or longer,
depending on how much he weighs.
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I should probably make a sandwich for Edu.
213
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He'll have quite an appetite
and a headache when he wakes up.
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This is really good.
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(CHATTERING)
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Hey!
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Oh, a monkey. Hey, there, little guy.
218
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Can I have my hat, please?
219
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I kind of need my hat.
220
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Sun's hot, and I freckle.
Not the good kind either. I blotch.
221
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So please, my hat.
222
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That's the one, all right.
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(CHATTERING HAPPILY)
224
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Hello. Anybody in there?
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Peekaboo.
226
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Peekaboo.
227
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Peekaboo.
228
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Aboo. Aboo.
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Well, look at that.
A monkey who likes to play peek-a-boo.
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Hey, this was fun, my little friend,
but, sorry, I've got to go.
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I wonder if Edu's up yet.
232
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Hey! Come back here.
233
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You can run, but you can't hide.
I'll catch up. I am unstoppable.
234
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,569
That's right. I can run all night.
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All day and all night.
There's nothing that can stop....
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Cramp! Cramp. Cramp can stop me.
Why the cramp? Extra-bad cramp, too.
237
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What? What....
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(CHATTERING HAPPILY)
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Okay, I have an idea.
240
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We'll trade. Sandwich for the hat.
241
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On three.
242
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One, two, three!
243
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,600
(GRUNTING)
244
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,893
Okay.
245
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,397
We're not really making any progress here.
246
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,695
Okay. Oh, yeah.
247
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:15,832
(GIGGLING)
248
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:22,088
191, 192, 193, 194.
249
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,508
Not now, monkey.
250
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,803
196, 197, one-ninety-monkey.
251
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,889
199, 200.
252
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:37,312
Okay, "Look for two mufuti bushes,
and you will find X."
253
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,482
-There, sir. Mufutis.
-Good eye, Edu.
254
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,984
Here, hold this.
255
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:53,161
There it is. It's awesome. It's spectacular.
256
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,997
It's.... Gone?
257
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,502
What? This can't be it.
258
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,087
EDU: Did you find it, sir?
259
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,839
It's supposed to be huge.
But that isn't huge, okay?
260
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,343
That's the opposite of huge.
I need the giant monkey.
261
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,845
Who knew it was actual size?
262
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,600
Wait. This looks like ancient Swatabi.
263
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,186
"Turn your eye to the light.
264
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,439
"Go from blindness to sight."
265
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,774
That's a clue.
266
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,236
"Turn your eye to the light."
267
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,198
All right, I'm looking directly into the sun.
268
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,035
It's very bright. It's starting to sting.
Not going to lie to you.
269
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:38,206
Okay, now....
Now, it's burning, and it's continuing....
270
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,209
Oh, I singed my cornea. Oh, I'm blind.
271
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,836
(EXCLAIMING)
272
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:49,467
Okay, water, H2O,
just a little liquid refreshment, please.
273
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:53,388
Oh, there it is. Oh, sweet relief.
Thank you, Edu.
274
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,723
Edu, Edu, Edu.
275
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,392
All right, men, let's pick it up.
276
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,061
I'll be over here until my vision returns.
277
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,899
I travelled 10,000 miles for a paper weight?
278
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,778
What am I going to tell Mr Bloomsberry?
279
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,321
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
280
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,744
Bloomsberry? Wow. Strong signal.
281
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,247
-Hello?
-Ted, it's me. Have you found it yet?
282
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,875
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
283
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,377
Oh, that's great. Is it gigantic?
284
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,755
Well, there is a size issue, sir.
285
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,758
I'll send you a photo
so you can see for yourself.
286
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,384
I can't wait.
287
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,887
Do you see it, sir?
288
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,431
I do.
289
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,224
Oh, sir. Are you crying?
290
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,269
It's supposed to be 40 feet tall.
291
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,772
I'll explain it all when I get back.
292
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,649
No need to. I can see it right here.
293
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,401
(DIAL TONE BUZZING)
294
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,196
I can't believe it.
295
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,947
Do you see that, Junior?
296
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,784
It's even bigger than I ever imagined!
297
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,079
Well, that's impossible. I....
I can't believe he....
298
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,289
(SARCASTICALLY) Hurray. We're saved.
299
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,126
EDU: Mr Ted, time to go.
300
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,178
You know what? Keep the hat.
301
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,017
Hey, don't look so sad.
302
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,896
It's the new khaki. It's true. Bye.
303
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,358
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
304
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,487
(MEN CHATTERING)
305
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:42,330
TED: Edu, I can't find the seat belt.
Will that be a problem?
306
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,748
Not for me.
307
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,668
-Edu, it's okay to use the break.
-Oh, relax.
308
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,421
(SINGING) I want to be
where the talk of the town
309
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:53,466
Is about last night when the sun went down
310
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,469
Yeah, and the trees all dance
311
00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:01,474
And the warm wind blows
in the same old sound
312
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,478
And the trouble I find
is that the trouble finds me
313
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:09,107
I'm beginning to find
it begins with a dream
314
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,652
And a feeling I get when I look and I see
315
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:16,448
That this world is a puzzle
Find all of the pieces
316
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,993
And put it all together
Then I'll rearrange it
317
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,246
I'll follow it forever
And maybe
318
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,669
Maybe now the water below
gives a gift to the sky
319
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,256
And the clouds give back
every time they cry
320
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,843
Make the grass grow green beneath my toes
321
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,678
And if the sun comes out
322
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,847
Gonna paint a picture all about
323
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,932
The colours I've been dreaming of
324
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,517
TED: Mr Bloomsberry...
325
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:48,438
I would just like to say in my defence that....
326
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,774
Sir, when we set out...
327
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,027
on certain adventures in life...
328
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,368
sometimes....
Sometimes, they don't quite go as planned.
329
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,870
I'm extra sorry.
330
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:07,207
Oh, boy.
Maybe I could just work on this ship...
331
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,043
be a deckhand or a chef.
332
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,550
I'm so glad I upgraded.
333
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,346
Oh, the knee! There's the forehead!
334
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,223
Knee-forehead combo.
335
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,391
(GROANING)
336
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,253
(CHATTERING HAPPILY)
337
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,767
No, no, no,
not the honey-roasted goodness.
338
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,269
(THUDDING)
339
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,104
And there's the head again.
340
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,117
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
341
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,295
Hey, it's a monkey with a hat!
342
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,423
I'll just go ahead
and put that under "Miscellaneous."
343
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:46,890
(SINGING PEOPLE WATCHING)
344
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,934
Well, I'm just people watching
345
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,688
The other people watching me
346
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,319
CABBY 1: Where you going, Yellow?
TED: Bloomsberry Museum, please.
347
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,822
You know, I'll give you $10 extra
if you'll stop calling me Yellow.
348
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,407
You got it, Sunshine.
349
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,583
There really ain't no use in stopping
350
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,671
What nobody never told me not to do
351
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,758
So I'll keep people watching
352
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,845
Watching me now
Finding my way back to you
353
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:33,561
CABBY 2: For crying out loud, lady,
there's no screaming in cabs.
354
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,899
We're all as lonely as we wanted to be
355
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,025
MAN: Hey, yo, over here.
356
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,653
Just as lonely as we wanted to be
357
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:42,821
(GASPING)
358
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,447
Wait! What does that say?
359
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,034
"The Lost Shrine of Zagawa"? "Gigantic"?
360
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:53,581
Oh, that's not right at all.
"The shrine is 40 feet tall"?
361
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,209
I know. That bad boy's a monster.
362
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,379
I can't wait to see it.
I'm taking the whole family.
363
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,049
Yeah, well, I hope you get seats up front.
364
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,137
CABBY 3: Yo! Over here!
365
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:13,768
(MAN GASPING)
366
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,061
(DOGS YELPING)
367
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,354
CABBY 4: Puppies!
368
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,859
No, watch the claws. Watch the claws.
369
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:29,784
Yeah, sure,
I've seen everything in this town.
370
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,870
Oh, yeah, monkey? Seen it.
371
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:41,921
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
372
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:49,512
I'm as lonely as I wanted to be
373
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:54,184
We're as lonely as we wanted to be
374
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,393
(HORNS BLARING)
375
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,980
We're as lonely as we wanted to be
376
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,775
CABBY 1: Construction. Of all the luck....
377
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:05,487
You know what? Sir, I'll just get out
right here. Right, this will work.
378
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,114
I'm just going to go home,
call Mr Bloomsberry...
379
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:11,493
-and explain everything, right?
-Sure. Whatever. $12.50, pal.
380
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:12,660
(HORN BLARING)
381
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:13,870
Sorry.
382
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,665
Okay, I'm moving.
383
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:35,100
MAN: Watch out!
TED: Hey, what, you couldn't see me? Right.
384
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,356
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
385
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,031
Hey, there, Ivan.
386
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,199
(GRUNTING)
387
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,034
Good talk. Take care.
388
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,433
(SIGHING)
389
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,559
Home.
390
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,650
Okay, I just need two seconds of quiet.
391
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,112
(PHONE RINGING)
392
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,364
All right, I didn't mean literally.
393
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:35,118
-Hello?
-Ted!
394
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,495
Hi, Mr Bloomsberry.
I just walked in the door.
395
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,915
Well, get down here.
All the news reporters are here.
396
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,335
I've arranged a press conference
just for you.
397
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,587
You're the hero of the moment.
398
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:51,301
-Oh, have you seen the surprise?
-Surprise, sir?
399
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,386
Look out your front window.
400
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,139
-My window?
-Yes, yes, take a looksy.
401
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:59,309
-Okay.
-You're really going to like it.
402
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,771
Well, what do you think?
403
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:07,942
(CHUCKLING) Speechless.
I knew you'd love it.
404
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:14,366
Ted, you deserved it.
I don't know what I would have done.
405
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:16,618
You single-handedly saved the museum.
406
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,995
Mr Bloomsberry,
I have to tell you something.
407
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,163
Yes, I'm all ears.
408
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,540
-It's about....
-Yes, what?
409
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,709
-My hat?
-Sure, wear your hat.
410
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:27,754
Wear your best suit. Just get down here.
411
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,926
There can't be two hats like that.
412
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,261
(SNIFFING)
413
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:36,388
Pet?
414
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:42,060
Pet.
415
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,979
My hat? My yellow hat?
416
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:48,108
No, no, no, this can't be the same hat.
417
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:50,193
It's the same hat.
418
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,986
And the same monkey.
419
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,989
Wait!
You followed me all the way from Africa...
420
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:56,324
(CHATTERING)
421
00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,867
to play peekaboo.
422
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,245
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
423
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:02,038
No.
424
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,209
No again.
425
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:08,920
No.
426
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:10,964
No.
427
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,341
No. No. No.
428
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,136
No. No. No.
429
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,346
No. No. No. No.
430
00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:20,974
Hold the phone.
431
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,852
No, no, no, I don't want to play peekaboo.
432
00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:25,020
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
433
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:28,398
Open up, 17-B. I know you're in there.
434
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:30,984
Open up! Ivan don't like to wait!
435
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:34,988
-What? Oh, no. Monkey. Monkey.
-Come on, open the door!
436
00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,448
Where are you?
437
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,659
Oh, hi. Ivan!
438
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,327
I'm smelling pet.
439
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:44,164
Pet? No. No, no pet here. Can't have a pet.
440
00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:46,124
Wait. Isn't there a no-pet policy?
441
00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:48,918
-Yes.
-Hey, you can't just barge in here.
442
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,254
Apparently you can.
443
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,467
Pet is close.
444
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,178
(EXCLAIMING)
445
00:27:58,261 --> 00:27:59,804
-What?
-Nothing.
446
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,432
Just practising for when I find pet.
447
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,774
(WHISPERING) Monkey. Monkey, no.
Down. Down.
448
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,610
Down. No, no, no!
449
00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:16,905
Why you yell when I'm right next to you?
450
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,281
No reason.
451
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,783
(BOTTLES TINKLING)
452
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:22,535
(EXCLAIMING)
453
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,287
What?
454
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,790
Milk is sour. Don't drink.
455
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,963
Bingo! Now, move, please.
456
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:36,716
New game. New game. Hide-and-seek.
457
00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:40,345
Okay, stay right there.
458
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:41,805
Good monkey.
459
00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,279
(CRASHING)
460
00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,656
Did you hear something?
461
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:00,824
No.
462
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,534
(RATTLING)
463
00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,621
-How about that?
-Nope.
464
00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:08,998
(TOILET FLUSHING)
465
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,042
If you're asking, I didn't hear that either.
466
00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:12,460
Move self.
467
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:15,380
Oh, that.
468
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:18,508
I unroll it ahead of time.
Helps when you're in a rush.
469
00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:22,012
Where the pet? Where the....
Can't find pet nowhere.
470
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:25,598
Very strange. Nose does not lie.
471
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,643
Well, that was fun.
472
00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:31,855
Next time we'll have to do it at your place,
okay, Ivan?
473
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,023
(MISS PLUSHBOTTOM SINGING)
474
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:34,441
Miss Plushbottom.
475
00:29:34,524 --> 00:29:37,027
Oh, no. That's trouble.
476
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,696
Monkey! Oh, Mr Monkey.
477
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:44,534
If I find pet, you are ewicted.
478
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,703
-E-what-ed?
-Evicted!
479
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:47,954
Good to know.
480
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:52,417
Oh, no.
481
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:56,963
Oh, that's a big drop, Ted. Don't look down.
482
00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:01,384
Rickety's okay.
Just as long as there's no wind.
483
00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:04,262
Oh, sweet mother of science!
484
00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:08,433
Cramp. Cramp again. Cramp. Cramp.
485
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:09,893
Darn that cramp.
486
00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,520
MISS PLUSHBOTTOM: No, no, no, no.
487
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:16,316
No, these are not the colours I wanted.
488
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:20,278
I told you to match them to the City Opera.
489
00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:21,404
(SINGING HIGH PITCH NOTE)
490
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,909
MAN: They are the same colours,
Miss Plushbottom.
491
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,827
They may look like it...
492
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:30,455
but do they sing to me?
493
00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:35,585
(SINGING OPERATICALLY) You are fired
494
00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,296
-Hey, she fired us in song.
-It still hurts.
495
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,882
And now, I must have a soak.
496
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,426
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
497
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:16,061
Okay, fellows, last stop. Everybody off.
498
00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:22,400
No, paint? You've got to be kidding me.
499
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,278
Who leaves eight open cans of paint
lying around?
500
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,155
(SCREAMING)
501
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:36,081
Of course he went in there.
502
00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:46,466
Oh, boy.
503
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:53,431
(WHISPERING) Monkey. Monkey. Over here.
Come, monkey. Come on.
504
00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,226
Monkey, peekaboo. Peekaboo.
505
00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:57,352
Monkey!
506
00:32:58,603 --> 00:32:59,938
(CHATTERING LOUDLY)
507
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,232
No, no, no, no, quiet.
508
00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:03,441
What's that?
509
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:07,404
Do yourself a favour. You're going
to want to put the cucumbers back on.
510
00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,660
Ivan!
511
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:16,037
I knew it!
512
00:33:16,121 --> 00:33:18,415
You are red-handed with pet!
513
00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,666
And while we're on the subject...
514
00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:23,545
I think you have a serious pest problem
in this building, Ivan.
515
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,423
I mean, don't you spray for jungle animals
every spring?
516
00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:29,676
I specifically remember
such language in my lease.
517
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,553
(WHISPERING) Let go. Not helping.
518
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,430
Look at my walls!
519
00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:35,515
-And you!
-Moi?
520
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:38,435
You hired a monkey to paint your apartment.
521
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:39,894
How do you sleep at night?
522
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:43,023
He is your monkey! Now what do you say?
523
00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:46,693
Come on.
That could be any guy in a yellow suit...
524
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:48,278
silk-starched collar, black spotted tie.
525
00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:49,612
Ivan!
526
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:50,739
(SHOUTING)
527
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,782
Well, that was fun. Bye-bye.
528
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,744
Sorry. My fault.
529
00:33:57,787 --> 00:34:00,915
Lovely apartment.
Could we borrow your window? Got to go.
530
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:05,128
You are no more 17-B!
531
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,088
You are kicked from building.
532
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:10,467
Just to be clear, though,
the monkey's kicked? Not me?
533
00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:11,593
Get out!
534
00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:17,724
Foot caught.
535
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:23,813
What am I going to do with you?
536
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:29,486
Come on. We're almost at the museum.
Act natural.
537
00:34:29,569 --> 00:34:30,904
Try to blend in.
538
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:33,114
(SINGING PEOPLE WATCHING)
539
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,742
We're all people watching
540
00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:36,826
Come on.
541
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:40,080
The other people watching we
542
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:47,253
Nobody told me what to do
543
00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:51,341
I can't stop breaking all the rules
544
00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,843
And I'm just people watching
545
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,512
Oh, that tickles.
546
00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:58,348
He's grooming me. Everyone's doing it.
547
00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:00,517
-They're getting small monkeys and....
-Hi.
548
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,976
-Never mind.
-So cute.
549
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:05,772
(TED GROANING)
550
00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:08,775
I forgot all about them.
Quick, monkey, this way.
551
00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:12,529
Okay.
552
00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:15,949
Oh, no.
553
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,035
What have they done?
554
00:35:19,536 --> 00:35:22,038
These are cheesy, ridiculous.
555
00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:23,873
Okay, that's kind of fun.
556
00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:25,542
REPORTER: How much longer
is this going to take?
557
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,127
Let's all be patient, please.
558
00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:31,548
Ted will be more than happy to answer
all your questions regarding the giant idol.
559
00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:32,966
-Yes, but where is he?
-Oh, boy.
560
00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:36,136
-I just spoke to Ted. He's on his way.
-Run, monkey. Run.
561
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:37,512
Quick, in here.
562
00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:40,557
What am I going to do?
563
00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:44,019
This is beyond bad.
564
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,731
Hey, monkey.
565
00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,900
Quiet. Monkey. I said, quiet!
566
00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:53,403
Well, we gave it a shot, didn't we?
567
00:35:53,528 --> 00:35:56,573
I mean, huge monkey statues,
they come and go...
568
00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:58,575
but parking lots are forever.
569
00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:00,577
TED: Excuse me. Would you please....
570
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,245
Oh, look who's back.
571
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,497
Would you stop that? I have to concentrate.
572
00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:08,585
And he's wearing a yellow suit.
What, is he officially the golden child now?
573
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:12,839
Monkey, put that down. No.
574
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:16,593
Oh, I've got problems.
Oh, do I have problems.
575
00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,095
Glorious day, Ted has problems.
576
00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:21,765
What am I going to do? What can I do?
577
00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:25,435
There's no way around it.
I have to tell Mr Bloomsberry the truth.
578
00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,062
-The horrible...
-Horrible?
579
00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:28,355
-...awful...
-Awful?
580
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:31,399
-...devastatingly crushing truth.
-Devastatingly crushing?
581
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:34,944
His enormous idol looks
like it came out of a cereal box.
582
00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:38,239
Wow, that must be
a huge box of cereal, or....
583
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,033
It's only three inches tall.
584
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:44,454
Yes! This is great.
What a great day for parking lots.
585
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:48,541
Oh, my body.
586
00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:50,293
Hey, a dollar.
587
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,380
Yeah, it spins. Fun, huh?
588
00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:54,547
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
589
00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:56,257
CLOVIS: Ted? Hello?
590
00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:00,553
Oh, there you are? What's with that?
591
00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,222
Clovis, I can explain.
592
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:06,643
I should hope so
because that is a lot of yellow for one man.
593
00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:09,437
You see, it's....
I thought you were colour blind.
594
00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,147
I can see that.
595
00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:14,776
Oh, before I forget,
here's a bill for my services.
596
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:17,654
$2,000? What's this for?
597
00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:21,574
The exhibition stage
for the Lost Shrine of Zagawa.
598
00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:23,827
-Mr Bloomsberry?
-Watch this.
599
00:37:26,496 --> 00:37:30,458
MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder
of the World!
600
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:32,002
(MR BLOOMSBERRY LAUGHING)
601
00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:35,839
Clovis whipped it up.
Doesn't it take your breath away?
602
00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:37,799
More than you know.
603
00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:49,436
Okay, let's get down to business.
Where's the shrine?
604
00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:54,357
What's that?
605
00:37:56,443 --> 00:38:00,363
MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder
of the World!
606
00:38:01,656 --> 00:38:04,701
But, Ted, that can't be the idol.
607
00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:08,204
I don't understand. We saw the picture.
The statue is huge.
608
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:10,874
I'm sorry, sir, but it is.
609
00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:14,627
I've been trying to tell you, this is this.
610
00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:20,050
Oh, Ted, what are we going to do?
611
00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,886
Okay, here he is, everybody. Right this way.
612
00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:25,680
The man of the hour. Our hero.
613
00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:27,849
No pushing. We'll all get a chance.
614
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:30,477
Hey, Ted, they can't wait
for you to tell them...
615
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,981
about the massively gigantic,
huge, enormous idol.
616
00:38:35,231 --> 00:38:36,900
Don't be shy. Right up there. Come on.
617
00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:40,403
Now's not the time for butterflies, Ted.
Speak right into the mike.
618
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,073
You're good?
You checked that that's working, right?
619
00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:45,533
-Louder.
-Any questions?
620
00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:48,328
Over here. Can you tell how old it is?
621
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:51,164
JUNIOR: Sounded like "old,"
but what she said was "big."
622
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:52,832
How big is it?
623
00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:55,418
TED: You know, I'm not sure about that.
624
00:38:55,502 --> 00:38:59,589
Could you tell us, was it difficult finding
a boat big enough to bring the idol back?
625
00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:02,425
No. No, didn't have a problem
on the boat thing.
626
00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:04,511
It.... Yeah, it fit nicely.
627
00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:08,181
MAN: Excuse me. What was
your first reaction when you saw the idol?
628
00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:12,686
I was emotional.
Teared up pretty much instantly.
629
00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:15,772
Guy, guys, guys, let's focus here.
We're here about the idol.
630
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:20,193
-So, Ted, where is the idol now?
-Yes, yes, yes, where is the idol?
631
00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:24,531
It's.... It's close. It's.... It's very close.
632
00:39:24,614 --> 00:39:26,700
JUNIOR: What else we got? Come on, guys.
Fire away. Keep them coming.
633
00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:31,037
Excuse me. Rumour has it
the idol has magical powers. Is that true?
634
00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:32,872
-Well, that all depends.
-Yeah, good one. Now, ask him where it is.
635
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,542
MAN: Was it difficult to find?
WOMAN: Is it made of solid gold?
636
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,794
-And how big is the idol?
-Are you going to write a book?
637
00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:38,920
What about a movie deal?
638
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:41,798
-Oh, no, that's not a good idea.
-It's not? Why?
639
00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:44,467
Not the Apatosaurus formerly known
as the brontosaurus.
640
00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,094
-I'm sorry.
-No, don't!
641
00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:49,180
This is very common
when you come back from the jungle.
642
00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:51,391
Bad idea! Monkey! Monkey, no!
643
00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:53,184
JUNIOR: Can we please get back
to questions...
644
00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:55,353
regarding when
we will actually see the idol?
645
00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:58,064
-No, no, no! Monkey! No, no, no!
-You can't leave. Ted!
646
00:39:58,189 --> 00:39:59,774
-Please, no!
-Ted, before you leave, please....
647
00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:01,860
No!
648
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:03,862
Ted, where is the idol?
649
00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:08,033
Okay, careful. Careful,
that's the linch pin to the whole left leg.
650
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,876
Oh, no!
651
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:28,386
Wow, I didn't see that coming.
652
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:34,392
Oh, Ted, we're doomed.
653
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,271
What's a monkey doing here?
654
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:41,733
-I guess we should just take a picture.
-Quick, get a picture.
655
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,070
Well, seriously, Ted, can't say you didn't try.
656
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:48,073
I mean, you did bring back a monkey,
just not one anyone cared about.
657
00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,824
-Okay, bye-bye.
-Hold on!
658
00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,451
You're locking me out?
659
00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:53,828
Cabs are right behind you.
660
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,121
Perfect.
661
00:40:57,749 --> 00:41:00,794
Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No, you don't. No.
662
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:02,587
This is not going to work.
663
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:05,799
Here it is, "Animal Control."
664
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,966
This better work.
665
00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:09,302
WOMAN: Hello, Animal Control.
How can I help you?
666
00:41:09,427 --> 00:41:13,181
Yes, could you send someone over
to the Bloomsberry Museum right away?
667
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:15,767
We have a very dangerous monkey.
668
00:41:15,809 --> 00:41:18,603
Describe dangerous, sir.
669
00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:20,605
Oh, he's frothing at the mouth.
670
00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:24,984
He's got teeth like Ginsu knives
and crazy eyes.
671
00:41:25,443 --> 00:41:26,945
He's a killer. Listen to this.
672
00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:28,780
(IMITATING A MONKEY)
673
00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:32,283
Put that child down! Oh, the horror!
I can't watch!
674
00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:35,328
Sir, we just closed,
but I can leave a message.
675
00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,539
What am I supposed to do
with this monkey?
676
00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:39,124
I'm sure I don't know.
677
00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:42,002
Thank you for calling
the Animal Control hotline.
678
00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:43,169
(DIAL TONE BUZZING)
679
00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:44,462
Hello?
680
00:41:46,297 --> 00:41:47,632
You, down.
681
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:56,808
Okay, listen. I'm only watching you...
682
00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:58,810
until tomorrow, when Animal....
683
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:02,564
Don't do that. Okay, maybe you're right.
684
00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:05,233
It's late. It's been a long day.
685
00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:09,529
I'm all out of ideas. What do you got?
686
00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:17,328
Oh, this is great. This is a great idea.
687
00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:21,207
I'm so comfortable here.
What are we lying on here?
688
00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:24,502
Is this goose down? It's so comfy.
689
00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:28,089
No, this is a concrete park bench.
690
00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:30,842
That's what it is.
691
00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:37,015
Did I mention
that it's a cold concrete bench? Very cold.
692
00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:44,606
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
693
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:58,787
Hey, shake all you want, monkey.
There's no bananas in there.
694
00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:02,374
But if you find a 40 foot idol, let me know.
695
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:19,099
Eighth wonder of the world. Right.
What a nightmare.
696
00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:41,955
Oh, no. No, no, no,
don't look so satisfied with yourself.
697
00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:45,166
The whole reason we're sleeping out here
is because of you.
698
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:48,461
Yeah, I could be
in my nice, warm bed right now...
699
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,089
showered, teeth brushed...
700
00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:54,801
instead of sleeping out in the cold
with a monkey...
701
00:43:56,678 --> 00:43:58,304
under the stars.
702
00:44:03,101 --> 00:44:04,144
Wow.
703
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:08,773
Those glow-in-the-dark star stickers
have nothing on this.
704
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:16,114
That? That's a firefly.
705
00:44:28,293 --> 00:44:29,961
Good grab. Nice.
706
00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:33,840
Yep, they're still in there. Bright, huh?
707
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:36,176
They're bioluminescent.
708
00:44:36,384 --> 00:44:39,846
Did you know that fireflies glow
to remind us that they taste bitter.
709
00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:41,473
It's a defence mechanism.
710
00:44:43,641 --> 00:44:45,352
(FIREFLIES BUZZING)
711
00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:50,357
Yeah. See? I told you.
712
00:44:54,486 --> 00:44:57,822
Oh, no. No, no, no. No, thanks. I'm good.
713
00:44:57,864 --> 00:45:01,034
Yep, you know,
there's no way I'm going to eat that bug.
714
00:45:01,159 --> 00:45:02,702
So quit trying--
715
00:45:04,871 --> 00:45:09,167
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that tastes bad, definitely bitter.
716
00:45:18,718 --> 00:45:22,847
Okay. Oh, listen to this.
I've got a good one for you.
717
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:27,602
What's the difference between
Neanderthal man and Cro-Magnon man?
718
00:45:29,688 --> 00:45:33,566
Linguistic competence
and polychromatic cave paintings.
719
00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:37,070
Get it?
720
00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:42,951
Hello?
721
00:45:43,910 --> 00:45:46,037
You're missing the punch line.
722
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:48,957
You see,
it's the difference between the two....
723
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,376
It's always a winner.
724
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:52,627
(SNORING)
725
00:45:57,882 --> 00:46:02,095
I need some fresh museum-related material.
People depend on me for those jokes.
726
00:46:03,388 --> 00:46:04,597
(TED YAWNING)
727
00:46:20,739 --> 00:46:22,532
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
728
00:46:32,917 --> 00:46:35,962
No, no, those are dinosaur bones.
You can't park there.
729
00:46:36,254 --> 00:46:39,090
There's no parking here. That's my office!
730
00:46:40,925 --> 00:46:43,970
Oh, just a bad dream. Oh, boy.
731
00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:47,265
Monkey? Monkey? Where are you?
732
00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:48,600
BOY 1: A monkey flew!
733
00:46:48,641 --> 00:46:50,185
Oh, no.
734
00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:52,937
BOY 1: Run! Run!
BOY 2: A monkey! A monkey!
735
00:46:52,979 --> 00:46:56,608
Wait. It's a zoo. A zoo is full of monkeys.
Who's to say it's mine?
736
00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:58,485
BOY 3: The monkey is chasing me!
TED: That's mine.
737
00:46:58,526 --> 00:47:00,153
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
738
00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:13,124
BOY 4: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Look at that!
739
00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:20,799
Oh, that's cold.
Oh, it's so much colder than you think.
740
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,218
I suggest never doing that. Ever.
741
00:47:23,343 --> 00:47:26,012
Don't ever swim with penguins.
Swim with dolphins.
742
00:47:26,137 --> 00:47:28,139
Freezing! It's going to be okay.
743
00:47:31,017 --> 00:47:32,477
Okay, your turn.
744
00:47:32,727 --> 00:47:34,229
There you are.
745
00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,148
Oh, Ted. Hi.
746
00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:38,858
Miss Maggie.
747
00:47:39,901 --> 00:47:40,985
Hi.
748
00:47:42,195 --> 00:47:43,655
What happened to you?
749
00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:45,323
Oh, it didn't rain here?
750
00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:46,408
Nope, not here.
751
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:49,869
Wow, now, that's crazy.
Freak cloudburst down the street.
752
00:47:50,161 --> 00:47:51,204
BOY: Yeah, right.
753
00:47:51,329 --> 00:47:53,415
-Hey, where you going?
-The monkey knows that guy?
754
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,918
-Please tell me you paid for those.
-He thinks he's a banana.
755
00:47:57,043 --> 00:47:59,337
So how long have you had a monkey?
756
00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:01,673
-I don't. I mean, I do.
-Oh, he's so cute.
757
00:48:01,715 --> 00:48:04,384
I really don't. I.... Long story.
758
00:48:04,509 --> 00:48:06,386
Mr Ted, what's your monkey's name?
759
00:48:06,428 --> 00:48:08,346
-Yeah, what's his name?
-He doesn't have a name.
760
00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:10,390
-He has to have a name.
-No, he doesn't.
761
00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:11,891
-Let' s give him a name.
-All right! Good idea.
762
00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:13,393
-Please don't--
-Elvis.
763
00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:14,519
-How about Jojo?
-Fred.
764
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,770
-Hercules.
-Bananas.
765
00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:17,731
-Mumble.
-No.
766
00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,024
-Skippy.
-What about Juan Carlos?
767
00:48:19,065 --> 00:48:21,860
Okay, you know what?
His name's Washington.
768
00:48:21,901 --> 00:48:23,361
Man, that's a dumb name.
769
00:48:23,403 --> 00:48:26,197
Then call him George. How's that?
Happy now?
770
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,532
Oh, I like George.
771
00:48:27,574 --> 00:48:30,285
-It's so cute.
-Oh, he's so cute.
772
00:48:33,538 --> 00:48:35,582
-Here, George. Take my balloon.
-Let's go play.
773
00:48:35,707 --> 00:48:37,542
Here, George. Have a red one.
774
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,586
-Here. Here's a balloon.
-Oh, you like blue, too?
775
00:48:41,129 --> 00:48:42,422
What's the use?
776
00:48:45,383 --> 00:48:47,052
Ted, are you okay?
777
00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:51,931
It's a long story, but it looks
like the museum is going to close.
778
00:48:52,098 --> 00:48:53,266
Really?
779
00:48:54,392 --> 00:48:56,436
I know how much you love the museum.
780
00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:58,396
I do love the museum, Ted.
781
00:48:58,438 --> 00:49:01,149
But that's not really
why I go there every week.
782
00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:05,236
Yeah, I know. Everyone likes
the cafeteria food. Gosh, it's good.
783
00:49:05,403 --> 00:49:07,781
I've never had the cafeteria food.
784
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,658
-Really?
-Really.
785
00:49:11,076 --> 00:49:14,079
So you've never had the tuna hash
on Thursday?
786
00:49:14,329 --> 00:49:15,497
Never.
787
00:49:15,747 --> 00:49:17,165
It's really quite something.
788
00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:18,625
I'll remember that.
789
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,419
There's also a meatless meatloaf
on Monday...
790
00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:23,588
which is quite special.
791
00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:24,756
Quite special.
792
00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:27,759
Excuse me, mister.
You have to help George.
793
00:49:27,842 --> 00:49:30,136
-George who?
-George needs you.
794
00:49:30,261 --> 00:49:31,429
Take a message. I'm busy.
795
00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:33,181
He has an emergency!
796
00:49:33,306 --> 00:49:35,433
The restrooms
are behind the penguin habitat.
797
00:49:35,475 --> 00:49:38,103
-Mister, your monkey's floating away.
-Look. Seriously, there he is.
798
00:49:38,144 --> 00:49:40,772
-He's what? He's what?
-There, look at him.
799
00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:41,940
I'm not kidding.
800
00:49:41,981 --> 00:49:44,859
Hey, monkey! Don't be afraid.
801
00:49:44,984 --> 00:49:47,445
Just keep your head together,
and don't look down!
802
00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:48,863
You've got to save George.
803
00:49:48,988 --> 00:49:50,699
-Who, me?
-Yes, you!
804
00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:51,991
-Hurry!
-Okay.
805
00:49:52,117 --> 00:49:55,286
-Your monkey's going to fall quick! Hurry!
-Hurry, Ted. Hurry. He's floating away.
806
00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:56,663
I'm commandeering these balloons.
807
00:49:56,705 --> 00:49:57,997
Hey! Hey, where are you going?
808
00:49:58,039 --> 00:49:59,541
I need that. Thank you, young fellow.
809
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,793
-Can I borrow these?
-You're going to need a lot of balloons.
810
00:50:01,835 --> 00:50:02,961
Here I go!
811
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,717
Boy, glad that's over.
812
00:50:08,842 --> 00:50:10,385
(LIONS GROWLING)
813
00:50:16,349 --> 00:50:18,685
Pay you back. Thank you.
You don't mind, do you?
814
00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:21,813
Official zoo business. Oh, my! Okay.
815
00:50:24,315 --> 00:50:26,026
Wait for me, monkey!
816
00:50:26,317 --> 00:50:28,820
Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm trying to fly.
817
00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,196
More altitude.
818
00:50:34,492 --> 00:50:36,494
Sorry, I need this kite.
819
00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:41,541
How do you steer these things?
820
00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,169
Hang on, little fellow. I'm coming.
821
00:50:46,171 --> 00:50:48,381
MAN 1: Hey, look at that!
MAN 2: It's some super-hero.
822
00:50:48,506 --> 00:50:52,177
MAN: There's a high fly ball
deep in left-centre field. We're going to win!
823
00:50:52,844 --> 00:50:55,680
We lost. And the curse continues.
824
00:51:00,769 --> 00:51:01,936
Monkey!
825
00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:03,855
Monkey! Watch out!
826
00:51:06,733 --> 00:51:08,109
Monkey! No!
827
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,365
Watch out!
828
00:51:16,368 --> 00:51:17,786
George! Whoa!
829
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:20,205
Got you.
830
00:51:20,246 --> 00:51:21,539
(PANTING)
831
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,084
Wow.
832
00:51:30,215 --> 00:51:32,801
You're safe now, George. I've got you.
833
00:51:33,051 --> 00:51:35,428
It's all right. It's okay.
834
00:51:35,804 --> 00:51:37,472
It's okay, George.
835
00:51:37,764 --> 00:51:41,559
George. I like that name. It suits you.
836
00:51:41,601 --> 00:51:45,480
(SINGING)
This is how it's supposed to be
837
00:51:46,439 --> 00:51:50,443
Hey, actually, this isn't too bad.
838
00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:52,821
I can't believe I'm doing this.
839
00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:54,447
This is awesome.
840
00:51:54,572 --> 00:51:58,993
I want to be where the water below
gives a gift to the sky
841
00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:02,664
And the clouds give back
every time they cry
842
00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:06,418
And make the grass grow green
Beneath my toes
843
00:52:06,459 --> 00:52:10,130
And if the sun comes out
I'll paint a picture all about
844
00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:13,800
The colours I've been dreaming of
The hours just don't seem enough
845
00:52:13,925 --> 00:52:18,430
To put it all together
Maybe it's as strange as it seems
846
00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:24,352
And the trouble I find
is that the trouble finds me
847
00:52:24,477 --> 00:52:26,479
Hey, down there! Hi!
848
00:52:26,521 --> 00:52:27,981
It begins with a dream
849
00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:31,443
And a feeling I get when I look and I see
850
00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:35,196
That this world is a puzzle
Find all of the pieces
851
00:52:35,321 --> 00:52:38,867
And put it all together
And then I'll rearrange it
852
00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:43,621
I'll follow it forever
And maybe it's as strange as it seems
853
00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:48,335
Look, George. There's the museum.
854
00:52:49,461 --> 00:52:53,340
Can you believe all those people down there
are waiting to see this?
855
00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:55,342
Hey! Here it is!
856
00:52:55,467 --> 00:52:57,844
Here's the giant idol, everybody!
857
00:52:58,803 --> 00:53:00,722
If only it was that big.
858
00:53:00,889 --> 00:53:04,559
Yeah, that's it, Ted. Just make it bigger.
No problem.
859
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,644
Wait.
860
00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:10,023
I can't make it bigger, but I know who can.
861
00:53:10,732 --> 00:53:14,569
George, now, hand me that pink balloon,
and hang on!
862
00:53:15,028 --> 00:53:17,030
That's close enough.
863
00:53:18,823 --> 00:53:19,908
(GEORGE WHOOPING)
864
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:24,829
Let's see. Not too round.
865
00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:27,207
Well, this one's not round enough.
866
00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:30,001
Yes, perfect!
867
00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:34,714
Huh? Oh, I predicted this.
868
00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:37,717
Balloon travel
finally coming back into fashion.
869
00:53:37,801 --> 00:53:39,177
Clovis, I've got a problem.
870
00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:42,222
-Wait, just a minute. Are you returning him?
-What?
871
00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:44,891
Because I have a strict no-return policy...
872
00:53:44,974 --> 00:53:48,895
on any robotic animals I create,
unless, of course, you have a receipt.
873
00:53:48,978 --> 00:53:52,691
What? No. Clovis, calm down.
This is George. He's a real monkey.
874
00:53:52,732 --> 00:53:54,067
Are you sure?
875
00:53:54,192 --> 00:53:57,696
Yes. I found him in the jungle.
Actually, he found me.
876
00:53:57,737 --> 00:53:58,863
(BARKING)
877
00:53:58,905 --> 00:54:03,034
Well, then, George, meet Sparky.
Sparky, George.
878
00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:06,913
-Clovis, I really need your help.
-You do?
879
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,373
Here's my problem.
880
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,749
I see.
881
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,543
Oh, you're just missing the chain.
882
00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:13,211
I think I have an extra one right over--
883
00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:15,088
No, this is the idol.
884
00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:17,257
Ted, I'm not one to judge...
885
00:54:17,382 --> 00:54:21,761
but haven't you exaggerated its size
just a wee bit?
886
00:54:23,596 --> 00:54:24,931
Thanks, Frosty.
887
00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:26,933
What is that?
888
00:54:27,267 --> 00:54:28,268
Nothing.
889
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,437
-Should I be concerned?
-No.
890
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,522
Not if you're behind that wall.
891
00:54:32,605 --> 00:54:33,940
Fire in the hole!
892
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,942
George, look out!
893
00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:44,617
Is that popcorn?
894
00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:46,453
I call it boom-corn.
895
00:54:46,745 --> 00:54:50,081
It's for really big sleepovers
with a lot of kids.
896
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,626
Not quite right.
897
00:54:56,963 --> 00:54:59,632
Soaky, when you're done, could you....
898
00:55:00,425 --> 00:55:01,468
Thank you.
899
00:55:01,551 --> 00:55:04,137
All right, let's see
what we can do with that keychain.
900
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:05,638
-Idol.
-Idol. Right. Yes.
901
00:55:05,722 --> 00:55:06,806
(SINGING THE SHARING SONG)
902
00:55:06,931 --> 00:55:11,811
It's always more fun
To share with everyone
903
00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:18,651
It's always more fun
904
00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:22,155
To share with everyone
905
00:55:26,409 --> 00:55:31,331
If you have one
Here is something you can learn
906
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:40,465
You can still share
Just by taking turns
907
00:55:40,507 --> 00:55:41,966
CLOVIS: Here's an idea.
908
00:55:42,008 --> 00:55:46,012
I can make it into a snow globe,
a rain globe, or....
909
00:55:46,304 --> 00:55:48,348
-Is that a real tornado?
-Fun, huh?
910
00:55:48,473 --> 00:55:49,641
Clovis, focus.
911
00:55:49,683 --> 00:55:51,518
Focus. Bigger. Got you.
912
00:55:51,643 --> 00:55:54,354
Hey, how about something
around that size?
913
00:55:54,521 --> 00:55:56,022
Would that work for you?
914
00:55:58,191 --> 00:55:59,192
(GEORGE GIGGLING)
915
00:55:59,317 --> 00:56:00,652
(SPARKY BARKING)
916
00:56:01,194 --> 00:56:03,196
What do you mean George made it?
917
00:56:03,363 --> 00:56:04,989
George, is that true?
918
00:56:05,031 --> 00:56:06,282
Don't get mad at him.
919
00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:07,867
Mad? No.
920
00:56:08,118 --> 00:56:11,204
I think he may have the answer
to your problem.
921
00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:12,872
Good work, George.
922
00:56:12,997 --> 00:56:14,958
Clovis, I need to borrow your truck.
923
00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:16,209
My truck?
924
00:56:16,626 --> 00:56:18,128
Thanks, Clove.
925
00:56:18,795 --> 00:56:20,171
Be careful!
926
00:56:20,547 --> 00:56:21,715
What?
927
00:56:21,798 --> 00:56:22,882
(BARKING)
928
00:56:22,966 --> 00:56:26,344
You left your squeaky toy
in the back of the truck?
929
00:56:27,053 --> 00:56:28,471
-Come on.
-This is taking too long.
930
00:56:28,555 --> 00:56:31,057
-Oh, no! What's going on?
-When is this museum gonna start?
931
00:56:31,141 --> 00:56:33,309
There are people lined up
all around the block!
932
00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:34,894
I don't understand, Junior.
933
00:56:34,978 --> 00:56:37,647
I thought I told you to cancel the exhibit.
934
00:56:37,731 --> 00:56:42,318
Me? No, Father, please. I don't think so.
Look, I would have done it.
935
00:56:43,069 --> 00:56:47,240
You know, Father, I'm afraid
this has the stink of Ted all over it.
936
00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:48,992
Take a whiff with me.
937
00:56:49,075 --> 00:56:50,160
Yeah.
938
00:56:50,243 --> 00:56:51,327
(PHONE RINGING)
939
00:56:51,411 --> 00:56:53,246
-Hello?
-Mr Bloomsberry? Ted here.
940
00:56:53,329 --> 00:56:55,415
-Ted?
-How dare.... Hang up, Father.
941
00:56:55,498 --> 00:56:57,500
-No, no. No, sir, don't hang up. No.
-Ted, I can't talk.
942
00:56:57,584 --> 00:56:59,586
-Please, no. I know.
-This is really not a good time.
943
00:56:59,669 --> 00:57:01,046
I have the solution.
944
00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:03,757
-Solution?
-I'm sorry. Did he say, "solution"?
945
00:57:04,049 --> 00:57:05,842
TED: The exhibit can open as planned.
946
00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:07,260
How is that possible?
947
00:57:07,385 --> 00:57:09,095
Well, I'll explain it when I see you.
948
00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:12,098
All you need to know is,
the eagle has landed.
949
00:57:12,223 --> 00:57:14,434
MR BLOOMSBERRY: T he what?
JUNIOR: Did he say, "beagle"?
950
00:57:14,517 --> 00:57:17,604
-No, I said, "The eagle has landed."
-Eagle?
951
00:57:17,729 --> 00:57:19,397
What about the idol?
Ask him about the idol.
952
00:57:19,439 --> 00:57:20,607
No, the idol would be the eagle.
953
00:57:20,732 --> 00:57:21,775
Ted, start over.
954
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:23,860
It's not a big deal. I'll be there in 15 minutes.
955
00:57:23,943 --> 00:57:25,278
Okay, fine. Hurry.
956
00:57:25,403 --> 00:57:26,613
(SINGING JUNGLE GYM)
957
00:57:26,696 --> 00:57:30,116
The city is my jungle gym
958
00:57:31,284 --> 00:57:35,455
Look at this big great world
That we're living in
959
00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:40,919
There's lots of fun
to be had on these streets
960
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:46,132
We can take a ride just you and me
It's a jungle gym
961
00:57:46,257 --> 00:57:48,718
TED: Would you get out of the way?
Man on a mission here.
962
00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:52,931
Trolley cars and buses, too
All the big kids going to school
963
00:57:52,972 --> 00:57:55,767
I'm going to get a treat
from the ice cream man
964
00:57:55,809 --> 00:57:59,729
I'm seeing multiple violations
of rules of the road!
965
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:01,481
Multiple violations!
966
00:58:01,564 --> 00:58:02,982
The city's nitty gritty
967
00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:04,818
But it's so much fun
968
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,320
Oh, yeah.
969
00:58:07,445 --> 00:58:11,491
A 40 foot monkey causing
unintentional widespread panic? Seen it.
970
00:58:11,574 --> 00:58:15,995
Sha la la la la la la la la la
971
00:58:16,454 --> 00:58:21,084
Sha la la la la la la la la la
972
00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:24,921
Traffic is crazy.
I'm going to get off Broadway and try Sixth.
973
00:58:25,005 --> 00:58:29,509
It's a funky beat
The more I've learned inside the city
974
00:58:29,926 --> 00:58:33,930
Hey, there are lines painted on the street
for a reason!
975
00:58:34,014 --> 00:58:35,098
(HORN BLARING)
976
00:58:35,181 --> 00:58:38,768
Oh, yeah? Well,
that's not physically possible for me to do!
977
00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:40,103
So there.
978
00:58:40,478 --> 00:58:43,857
George, take that licence-plate number
down, quickly.
979
00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:49,029
The city's nitty-gritty
980
00:58:49,154 --> 00:58:52,365
George, what are you thinking?
Tighten your seat belt.
981
00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:55,035
Every nutcase in the city
is on the road today.
982
00:58:56,870 --> 00:59:00,790
Wow, Junior is right.
There is a parking problem in this city.
983
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,544
Mr Bloomsberry! Mr Bloomsberry!
984
00:59:04,627 --> 00:59:06,880
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
985
00:59:07,297 --> 00:59:08,381
That's it.
986
00:59:08,465 --> 00:59:12,719
Get that little jungle thing out of here
before he destroys something else.
987
00:59:12,802 --> 00:59:16,056
Hold on, there, Son.
Ted, what is this contraption?
988
00:59:16,139 --> 00:59:20,185
Stand back, everyone,
and prepare to be amazed.
989
00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:22,395
Oh, yeah. This ought to be good.
990
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,356
Here, George. Let's show them.
991
00:59:24,397 --> 00:59:25,565
Small idol.
992
00:59:29,027 --> 00:59:30,236
Big idol.
993
00:59:30,403 --> 00:59:32,405
Isn't that thing awesome?
994
00:59:32,572 --> 00:59:33,698
Uh-huh!
995
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,742
-What is it?
-I see.
996
00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:37,702
-Daddy, I'm scared.
-Interesting.
997
00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:41,414
-I don't like it.
-We optically enlarge the statue.
998
00:59:41,956 --> 00:59:44,584
Yes, I suppose this might work.
999
00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:46,920
Yes, this will definitely work.
1000
00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:49,923
Well, sir,
the credit really should go to George.
1001
00:59:49,964 --> 00:59:52,425
He gave me the idea
as we were floating over the city.
1002
00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:53,593
Floating?
1003
00:59:53,718 --> 00:59:55,637
You know what?
I'll tell you about it some other time.
1004
00:59:55,762 --> 00:59:56,930
JUNIOR: Excuse me.
1005
00:59:57,430 --> 01:00:00,767
Hi. Voice of reason.
Like to introduce myself. Hello.
1006
01:00:01,476 --> 01:00:04,813
Are we so desperate
that we'll lie to our public?
1007
01:00:04,938 --> 01:00:08,108
Nonsense. We promised the people
something awe-inspiring...
1008
01:00:08,149 --> 01:00:11,111
and we're giving it to them,
thanks to Ted and George.
1009
01:00:11,569 --> 01:00:13,279
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
1010
01:00:13,405 --> 01:00:15,448
Well, sir, I've got to tell you,
I came pretty close.
1011
01:00:15,573 --> 01:00:18,785
No. No, Ted, I am so proud of you.
1012
01:00:18,993 --> 01:00:21,329
You're like the son I never had.
1013
01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:24,082
Father, I'm your son, remember?
1014
01:00:24,124 --> 01:00:25,834
Yes, but I had you.
1015
01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,460
Ted, this is amazing.
1016
01:00:27,585 --> 01:00:30,422
Yes, of course. What was I thinking?
1017
01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:35,135
TED: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Isn't that cool? Can you believe it?
1018
01:00:37,470 --> 01:00:39,431
Hey, monkey. Monkey want a sip?
1019
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:43,309
Go on. Take it. Yummy. Creamy.
1020
01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:45,854
Yes. Good. Drink it.
1021
01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:49,607
Say, I guess the world didn't need
another parking lot after all.
1022
01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:52,444
Hey, you did it. Another great Ted moment.
1023
01:00:52,485 --> 01:00:53,528
Thank you.
1024
01:00:53,653 --> 01:00:56,364
We've got nobody to thank but you.
1025
01:01:12,047 --> 01:01:14,341
George, what did you do?
1026
01:01:14,466 --> 01:01:17,344
Oh, Ted, I warned you about that monkey.
1027
01:01:17,802 --> 01:01:19,679
You don't give a monkey a latte.
1028
01:01:19,804 --> 01:01:22,682
And now he's gone and destroyed
the last chance we had...
1029
01:01:22,807 --> 01:01:25,018
of saving my father's museum.
1030
01:01:25,518 --> 01:01:28,146
It's my father's only museum.
1031
01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:32,359
What have you done, Ted?
What have you done?
1032
01:01:33,526 --> 01:01:36,863
He's right, Ted.
We've just been fooling ourselves.
1033
01:01:37,697 --> 01:01:39,240
-It's over.
-Agreed.
1034
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:40,909
But, sir, I still think we could--
1035
01:01:41,034 --> 01:01:43,244
Ted, I said, it's over.
1036
01:01:44,829 --> 01:01:47,999
It's okay, Father. It's okay.
I'm here. Your son.
1037
01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:51,670
Your real son. Junior, not Ted.
1038
01:01:51,711 --> 01:01:53,880
Yes, Father, you'll be fine.
1039
01:02:03,556 --> 01:02:06,726
No, George. You just stay here, okay?
1040
01:02:07,769 --> 01:02:09,521
I have to do this.
1041
01:02:10,855 --> 01:02:12,190
(CLAMOURING)
1042
01:02:19,531 --> 01:02:20,865
Excuse me.
1043
01:02:24,744 --> 01:02:25,954
I'm....
1044
01:02:29,207 --> 01:02:32,043
I'm sorry, everybody. The museum's closed.
1045
01:02:32,252 --> 01:02:33,294
ALL: What?
1046
01:02:36,047 --> 01:02:37,632
But for how long?
1047
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:39,259
Forever.
1048
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,720
But I want to see the giant idol.
1049
01:02:41,928 --> 01:02:45,265
There never was one.
It was all a big mistake.
1050
01:02:45,390 --> 01:02:47,600
WOMAN: We've been waiting for hours.
1051
01:02:49,602 --> 01:02:51,229
GIRL: This is terrible.
1052
01:02:52,731 --> 01:02:54,274
MAN: What a rip-off.
1053
01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:02,449
I'm so sorry.
1054
01:03:03,575 --> 01:03:05,118
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
1055
01:03:06,661 --> 01:03:08,121
I have to go.
1056
01:03:09,122 --> 01:03:11,499
I'll be back. I promise.
1057
01:03:24,637 --> 01:03:26,639
It's too late to cheer me up.
1058
01:03:26,765 --> 01:03:30,810
You think life's just nonstop fun and games,
don't you?
1059
01:03:31,019 --> 01:03:34,606
Well, it's not, George. At least, not for me.
1060
01:03:39,110 --> 01:03:41,821
George, please just leave me alone.
1061
01:03:42,655 --> 01:03:44,491
You're better off without me.
1062
01:03:44,532 --> 01:03:48,828
This is not good, you and me.
You belong in the jungle.
1063
01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:52,332
I belong somewhere without a monkey.
1064
01:03:52,999 --> 01:03:56,169
I don't want.... I can't have you in my life.
1065
01:03:56,711 --> 01:03:58,338
Please, just go.
1066
01:03:58,630 --> 01:04:00,298
Do you understand?
1067
01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:02,384
(CHATTERING HAPPILY)
1068
01:04:02,509 --> 01:04:05,804
No. Look, monkey, don't follow me.
1069
01:04:08,848 --> 01:04:10,058
Get away.
1070
01:04:13,144 --> 01:04:14,187
MAN: Got him!
1071
01:04:14,312 --> 01:04:16,523
Easy. Easy.
1072
01:04:16,564 --> 01:04:18,024
Get the cage ready.
1073
01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:20,568
Careful. He's dangerous.
1074
01:04:20,694 --> 01:04:22,529
Hey, hey, not so rough.
1075
01:04:22,570 --> 01:04:24,739
Stand back, sir. I know he looks cute...
1076
01:04:24,864 --> 01:04:27,867
but this one's supposed
to have teeth like Ginsu knives.
1077
01:04:27,909 --> 01:04:29,869
Yeah, that's right.
This matches the description.
1078
01:04:29,911 --> 01:04:32,580
-Hey, he's getting away.
-All right, all right, I got him. I got him.
1079
01:04:32,706 --> 01:04:34,499
Guys. Guys, could you just take him?
1080
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:36,710
-Careful. Watch his teeth.
-Please.
1081
01:04:36,835 --> 01:04:38,378
And don't hurt him.
1082
01:04:38,503 --> 01:04:41,381
Relax, little fellow. Back to Africa with you.
1083
01:04:41,423 --> 01:04:42,757
(GEORGE CRYING)
1084
01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:49,055
It's for the best, Ted. It's for the best.
1085
01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:56,896
(SINGING WRONG TURN)
1086
01:04:56,938 --> 01:05:00,233
And I'll wait here a while
1087
01:05:01,443 --> 01:05:04,279
Just long enough to be
1088
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:07,907
MAN: All right, come on. Take it away.
1089
01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:11,911
Didn't make a wrong turn
1090
01:05:12,954 --> 01:05:15,957
And I'll wait long enough
1091
01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:19,961
For maybe an hour or two
1092
01:05:21,129 --> 01:05:24,090
Before I decide
1093
01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,594
It wasn't me, it was you
1094
01:05:27,719 --> 01:05:29,095
Peekaboo.
1095
01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:30,472
Peekaboo.
1096
01:05:30,597 --> 01:05:32,766
Aboo. Aboo.
1097
01:05:33,725 --> 01:05:36,061
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
1098
01:05:37,270 --> 01:05:40,273
George. He loved peek-a-boo.
1099
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:41,775
You think he saw us?
1100
01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:47,781
(SINGING BROKEN)
1101
01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:51,826
With everything ahead of us
We left everything behind
1102
01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:56,247
Everything we needed
and right at this time
1103
01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:59,125
And now the feeling that I'm feeling, well
1104
01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:02,921
-It's feeling like my life is finally mine
-Man, what a ride.
1105
01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:06,299
Hey! That's mine! Mom!
1106
01:06:06,424 --> 01:06:09,969
If I had a minute
For every hour that I wasted
1107
01:06:10,095 --> 01:06:14,057
I'd be rich in time
I'd be doing fine
1108
01:06:15,475 --> 01:06:17,769
-Without you I was broken
-Monkey. Monkey. Over here.
1109
01:06:17,811 --> 01:06:19,813
-But I'd rather be broke down
-Come, monkey. Come on.
1110
01:06:19,896 --> 01:06:22,315
-With you by my side
-Here, monkey.
1111
01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:27,153
He loved the primary colours.
1112
01:06:27,904 --> 01:06:30,490
Hey! No, no, no, no! That's fresh paint!
1113
01:06:30,615 --> 01:06:32,992
That's fresh paint, sir! No, no, no, no!
Come on.
1114
01:06:34,577 --> 01:06:36,496
Yeah. Quitting time.
1115
01:06:41,334 --> 01:06:42,627
(GEORGE CHATTERING)
1116
01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:43,837
George?
1117
01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:48,633
How'd you get out?
1118
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,848
George?
1119
01:06:55,682 --> 01:06:58,518
So that's why traffic was so bad.
1120
01:06:58,977 --> 01:07:00,478
Oh, George.
1121
01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:03,690
Here, give me that!
1122
01:07:03,815 --> 01:07:07,694
Those were some good times.
We had some fun, didn't we?
1123
01:07:09,946 --> 01:07:11,031
WOMAN: Thank you.
1124
01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:12,490
Without you I was broken
1125
01:07:12,532 --> 01:07:16,036
But I'd rather be broke down
with you by my side
1126
01:07:16,536 --> 01:07:19,789
Sir, I'm only passing out flyers, not hugs.
1127
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,334
Ted, I've been looking for you.
1128
01:07:22,834 --> 01:07:24,627
Is everything okay?
1129
01:07:24,711 --> 01:07:26,004
That's what I was thinking.
1130
01:07:26,046 --> 01:07:28,131
-Yeah, sure. Why?
-Why?
1131
01:07:28,214 --> 01:07:32,385
Well, you are hugging a man
dressed in a monkey costume.
1132
01:07:32,469 --> 01:07:34,554
Kind of tight, I might add.
1133
01:07:34,804 --> 01:07:39,642
And good luck with that, Phil.
Great to see you again.
1134
01:07:39,726 --> 01:07:43,646
Yeah, you, too.
Remember, the sale ends Thursday.
1135
01:07:44,522 --> 01:07:47,734
So after they took him away,
I've been wandering the streets...
1136
01:07:47,817 --> 01:07:50,904
and you saw me hugging a man
in a monkey outfit.
1137
01:07:50,987 --> 01:07:53,239
That pretty much catches you up.
1138
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:56,743
I can't believe George is gone,
and it's all my fault.
1139
01:07:56,868 --> 01:07:58,036
Yes, it is.
1140
01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,204
What?
1141
01:07:59,371 --> 01:08:02,415
Ted, do you want me to tell you
what you want to hear...
1142
01:08:02,499 --> 01:08:04,334
or do you want to hear
what you should hear...
1143
01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:08,254
which I'll tell you, and not just
what you think you want to hear?
1144
01:08:08,546 --> 01:08:10,090
Run that by me one more time.
1145
01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:14,219
George is gone,
and I'm afraid it's your fault he's gone.
1146
01:08:14,427 --> 01:08:17,931
So the question is,
what are you going to do about it?
1147
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,104
You're right. It is my fault.
1148
01:08:24,437 --> 01:08:28,400
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a date with a monkey.
1149
01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:32,112
You know
that I don't have a date with a monkey.
1150
01:08:32,237 --> 01:08:34,781
It was just my way of saying
that I'm going after George.
1151
01:08:34,906 --> 01:08:36,616
-Ted.
-Right. Bye.
1152
01:08:38,952 --> 01:08:40,620
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
1153
01:09:00,306 --> 01:09:02,142
Oh, no! I'm too late.
1154
01:09:03,476 --> 01:09:04,728
Or am I?
1155
01:09:05,061 --> 01:09:09,065
Luckily, movies have taught me
exactly what to do in this situation.
1156
01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:11,276
Kids, don't try this at home.
1157
01:09:14,112 --> 01:09:15,155
Here we go.
1158
01:09:24,873 --> 01:09:28,793
What am I doing? This isn't a movie.
It's real!
1159
01:09:41,556 --> 01:09:42,849
This is odd.
1160
01:09:42,932 --> 01:09:46,603
You guys are a little dressed up
for a cargo ship to Africa, don't you think?
1161
01:09:46,728 --> 01:09:48,313
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
1162
01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:49,939
Oops.
1163
01:09:50,815 --> 01:09:52,150
Excuse me.
1164
01:09:53,068 --> 01:09:54,778
I'm coming for you!
1165
01:10:05,997 --> 01:10:07,207
George!
1166
01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:09,417
George!
1167
01:10:10,669 --> 01:10:11,878
(MUFFLED) George.
1168
01:10:12,837 --> 01:10:14,589
George.
1169
01:10:20,011 --> 01:10:21,096
(SIGHING)
1170
01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:25,934
George!
1171
01:10:30,689 --> 01:10:32,190
Where are you?
1172
01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:34,484
George, are you here?
1173
01:10:35,694 --> 01:10:37,445
I think you're here.
1174
01:10:38,113 --> 01:10:39,322
George?
1175
01:10:41,574 --> 01:10:42,992
(GEORGE CHATTERING)
1176
01:10:45,286 --> 01:10:46,496
George!
1177
01:10:48,790 --> 01:10:50,291
There you are!
1178
01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:52,377
Stand back, buddy!
1179
01:10:56,965 --> 01:10:59,884
George, give me a hug, you little fur ball!
1180
01:11:00,301 --> 01:11:02,804
There. You're all right.
1181
01:11:03,096 --> 01:11:05,807
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1182
01:11:06,474 --> 01:11:10,645
I don't know how I let them take you away.
I mean, I do.
1183
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:16,901
This was so important to me,
but somehow it just doesn't matter anymore.
1184
01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:21,656
What matters is you and me, buddy,
our buddyship.
1185
01:11:22,115 --> 01:11:25,660
Now we can do all the monkey things
we've always wanted to do.
1186
01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:29,539
I'll get an organ and grind,
and you can dance for money.
1187
01:11:29,706 --> 01:11:32,834
Or I can dance for money. Who knows?
1188
01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:35,253
We'll figure it out. We can take turns.
1189
01:11:35,545 --> 01:11:38,840
George, do you mind?
I'm expressing some feelings here.
1190
01:11:38,923 --> 01:11:40,842
It's kind of hard, okay?
1191
01:11:41,009 --> 01:11:44,012
Now, where was I?
Right, who's going to dance.
1192
01:11:44,804 --> 01:11:48,933
Oh, no, no. Adventure!
You brought adventure to my life.
1193
01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:53,021
And now, you know, that's all that matters.
1194
01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:59,611
Wait. Where's that coming from?
1195
01:12:00,487 --> 01:12:02,113
It's a pictogram.
1196
01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:07,577
George, it's the map!
1197
01:12:08,119 --> 01:12:09,996
We had it all along.
1198
01:12:11,498 --> 01:12:12,832
Of course.
1199
01:12:12,916 --> 01:12:16,419
"Turn your eye to the light.
Go from blindness to sight."
1200
01:12:16,836 --> 01:12:19,964
I was supposed to hold the statue
up to the sun.
1201
01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:25,720
Pack your things, George.
We're off to Africa on the very next ship.
1202
01:12:25,804 --> 01:12:27,555
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
1203
01:12:28,264 --> 01:12:31,059
Wait a minute.
We're already on a ship to Africa.
1204
01:12:31,726 --> 01:12:33,645
Man, what a time saver.
1205
01:12:41,611 --> 01:12:43,613
Okay, Edu. I got it.
1206
01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:51,121
That's it! You did it, George! Give me five!
1207
01:12:52,789 --> 01:12:54,582
That's close enough.
1208
01:12:56,376 --> 01:12:58,086
Well done, Mr Ted.
1209
01:12:58,253 --> 01:13:00,755
-This way, men! Follow me.
-Right away.
1210
01:13:00,839 --> 01:13:02,173
The guy in yellow.
1211
01:13:02,257 --> 01:13:03,341
Let's go.
1212
01:13:17,939 --> 01:13:20,108
Here I am. Please, valet at your service.
1213
01:13:20,191 --> 01:13:22,277
-We've been waiting.
-Sorry.
1214
01:13:22,444 --> 01:13:25,238
The nearest parking lot is five blocks away.
1215
01:13:25,321 --> 01:13:29,242
I know. I own that parking lot.
That's where the real money is.
1216
01:13:29,451 --> 01:13:30,660
I know.
1217
01:13:30,744 --> 01:13:31,953
(SOBBING)
1218
01:13:33,538 --> 01:13:37,584
MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder
of the World!
1219
01:13:38,626 --> 01:13:42,630
The Lost Shrine of Zagawa!
1220
01:13:49,012 --> 01:13:51,681
Okay, now that, I haven't seen.
1221
01:13:52,307 --> 01:13:53,808
But now I've seen it.
1222
01:13:56,019 --> 01:13:57,812
WOMAN: Way to go, Mr Ted!
1223
01:14:01,107 --> 01:14:05,362
As I stand
in front of the Lost Idol of Zagawa...
1224
01:14:07,405 --> 01:14:10,742
I just have one important thing to say.
1225
01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:13,661
Anyone can memorize facts and figures.
1226
01:14:13,745 --> 01:14:16,706
The real way to learn anything
is to go out and experience it...
1227
01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:19,167
and let your curiosity lead you.
1228
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,335
MAGGIE: Oh, George.
1229
01:14:20,418 --> 01:14:21,670
TED: Hi.
BOY: Hey, it's George.
1230
01:14:21,753 --> 01:14:23,672
So who's ready to learn?
1231
01:14:26,424 --> 01:14:28,426
GIRL: Wow, it's beautiful.
1232
01:14:28,885 --> 01:14:31,638
-Remarkable.
-I've never seen anything like it.
1233
01:14:31,721 --> 01:14:32,764
It's gorgeous.
1234
01:14:36,101 --> 01:14:38,687
TED: Come on. This way. Don't be shy.
1235
01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:46,027
MISS PLUSHBOTTOM:
Oh, this is so exhilarating.
1236
01:14:46,486 --> 01:14:50,782
You know, Timmy,
I have an original George in my penthouse.
1237
01:14:51,950 --> 01:14:55,245
Wow, that looks just like.... Ivan!
1238
01:14:55,328 --> 01:14:56,413
Wait.
1239
01:14:57,455 --> 01:15:00,041
Ted! Ted! Over here.
1240
01:15:00,417 --> 01:15:02,585
There you are, 17-B.
1241
01:15:02,669 --> 01:15:04,838
Boy, you're light on your feet for a big man.
1242
01:15:04,921 --> 01:15:08,842
I must admit,
your monkey shows real talent.
1243
01:15:08,925 --> 01:15:09,968
Quite the artist.
1244
01:15:10,051 --> 01:15:12,512
So I am taking back kickinging you
from building.
1245
01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:15,390
-Oh, that's great, Ivan.
-No hard feelings.
1246
01:15:15,849 --> 01:15:18,393
Oh, Georgie, you're just so cute.
1247
01:15:19,394 --> 01:15:20,603
I think he likes me.
1248
01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:22,439
-Right over there.
-Thanks, Mr Bloomsberry.
1249
01:15:22,522 --> 01:15:25,567
-I parked all the cars, Father.
-Good job, Son.
1250
01:15:26,192 --> 01:15:28,278
Really? A good job.
1251
01:15:28,695 --> 01:15:31,740
Oh, Father. Oh, Father. Hug time.
1252
01:15:31,823 --> 01:15:33,742
-There, there, my boy.
-Hug your son.
1253
01:15:33,825 --> 01:15:35,952
-It's okay. It's okay.
-Tighter. Yes.
1254
01:15:36,036 --> 01:15:37,495
-Daddy's here.
-Hold me.
1255
01:15:37,787 --> 01:15:39,039
WOMAN: Good job, sweetheart.
1256
01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:41,291
Wow, George. You are so fast!
1257
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,585
What is that?
1258
01:15:43,668 --> 01:15:48,381
I'm not one to brag,
but I call it The Magnificator.
1259
01:15:49,299 --> 01:15:50,842
That's so cool.
1260
01:15:51,092 --> 01:15:52,469
Say, have you seen Sparky?
1261
01:15:53,178 --> 01:15:54,846
I found a rib bone.
1262
01:15:54,929 --> 01:15:56,306
I found a femur.
1263
01:15:56,389 --> 01:15:58,933
I found.... Sparky.
1264
01:15:59,059 --> 01:16:02,228
And I am happy to say that because of Ted--
1265
01:16:02,312 --> 01:16:04,564
Sir, George, don't forget George.
1266
01:16:04,647 --> 01:16:06,232
And George, of course.
1267
01:16:06,316 --> 01:16:08,693
We are not going anywhere.
1268
01:16:08,777 --> 01:16:12,405
The Bloomsberry Museum is here to stay.
1269
01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:35,428
All right, all right, last question.
1270
01:16:35,512 --> 01:16:38,598
Ted, where will you and George
go for your next adventure?
1271
01:16:38,682 --> 01:16:41,309
The Arctic? South America? Egypt?
1272
01:16:42,352 --> 01:16:46,106
You know, you don't need to go around
the world for a great adventure...
1273
01:16:46,189 --> 01:16:49,275
I have a lot of things to catch up on
right here.
1274
01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,111
-Really?
-Really.
1275
01:16:51,194 --> 01:16:52,821
Mister, George is--
1276
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:55,365
I know, he's cute. Lovable.
1277
01:16:55,490 --> 01:16:57,784
Very cute. Very lovable.
1278
01:16:57,992 --> 01:17:00,829
Yeah, well, he's also in that rocket.
1279
01:17:00,954 --> 01:17:03,623
It's okay. There's no fuel in it.
1280
01:17:03,707 --> 01:17:05,000
(RUMBLING)
1281
01:17:08,628 --> 01:17:11,965
Clovis, you didn't put fuel
in that rocket, did you?
1282
01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:14,134
Maybe.
1283
01:17:15,135 --> 01:17:17,220
-Oh, no.
-I see a rocket with empty fuel tanks...
1284
01:17:17,303 --> 01:17:18,555
what am I supposed to do?
1285
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,642
George, wait!
1286
01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:25,145
MAN: Bye.
CLOVIS: See you, Ted.
1287
01:17:25,228 --> 01:17:26,896
GIRL: Look at all the smoke.
CLOVIS: No hard feelings, huh?
1288
01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:29,149
Careful, Ted! Hurry back!
1289
01:17:30,316 --> 01:17:33,820
Okay, but once around the Earth
and then straight home.
1290
01:17:33,862 --> 01:17:36,072
Do you hear me? Okay?
I've got plans tonight.
1291
01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:45,832
Gosh.
1292
01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,710
No, no, no, George,
I'm not letting you drive.
1293
01:17:48,835 --> 01:17:49,878
Just sit back and....
1294
01:17:50,003 --> 01:17:52,839
No, George. Don't push that button.
I don't know what it does.
1295
01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:54,174
George, don't....
1296
01:17:54,257 --> 01:17:57,010
Hold on, George! Oh, boy!
1297
01:17:57,427 --> 01:17:59,679
That is a surge of adrenaline.
1298
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:01,431
I'm going to sleep good tonight.