1 00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:46,244 [horn honking] 2 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:50,582 - Car's here! - [man] It's 9:00! We'll miss our flight! 3 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,184 - [woman] Traveler's checks... - [man] You have the tickets? 4 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,353 - [woman] Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - Oops. 5 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,957 [woman] I just know we've forgotten something. 6 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,191 Roddy, where are you? 7 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:05,263 We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's more. 8 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,765 - [woman] Tabitha! - Here's a little more. 9 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:10,101 - [woman] I hope you're not overfeeding him. - Of course not, Mum. 10 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,137 - [man] Come on, Tabitha! - Bye, Roddy. 11 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:17,809 - [man] We don't want to miss our holiday. - I'm coming, I'm coming! 12 00:01:22,181 --> 00:01:25,116 [sniffing] 13 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:29,054 When the cat's away... 14 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:31,656 ...the mice will play! 15 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,392 The holiday starts now, everyone! 16 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,794 Music, maestro! 17 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:42,167 [♪ Billy Idol With Generation X: Dancing With Myself] 18 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:46,905 Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned! 19 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:50,308 Let's go, people! Chop-chop! 20 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:54,646 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 21 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,782 Nope. Nope. Nope. 22 00:01:58,684 --> 00:01:59,417 Hmm. 23 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:02,020 [indistinct mumbling] 24 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:04,055 Mmm. 25 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,291 Ooh! 26 00:02:07,059 --> 00:02:08,126 [chuckles] 27 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,995 Buckle up, everyone. 28 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,364 ♪ And I'm dancing with myself 29 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:15,066 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself 30 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,636 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself 31 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:21,039 ♪ Well there's nothing to lose ♪ 32 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,141 Fore! 33 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:26,811 Oops. Sorry. 34 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,713 ♪ If I looked all over the world ♪ 35 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,750 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 36 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,051 Game point. Service! 37 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:36,254 We win! We win, team! We win! 38 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,689 [grunting] 39 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,790 [growling] 40 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,058 ♪ So let's sink another drink 41 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,293 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪ 42 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:45,730 ♪ If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 43 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:49,401 ♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪ 44 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,402 Perfect. 45 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,038 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself 46 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:57,409 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove ♪ 47 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,277 [beeping] 48 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:03,682 - [popping] - [blowing] 49 00:03:05,951 --> 00:03:08,119 ♪ Well, if I had a chance... 50 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:11,256 Having a good time, darling? 51 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:15,093 [choking] 52 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,464 Oh, thank you. 53 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:22,801 See you tomorrow. 54 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,203 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself 55 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,039 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself 56 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,776 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself 57 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,245 [sighs] 58 00:03:35,981 --> 00:03:36,848 Good night! 59 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,852 [echoing] Good night! Good night! 60 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:48,093 Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy. 61 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,299 [rumbling] 62 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,834 [gasps] 63 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,203 What was that? 64 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:00,371 Who's there? 65 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:05,143 Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. 66 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:07,846 Sarge, wake up! 67 00:04:08,013 --> 00:04:11,850 [Sarge] Approaching enemy lines. 68 00:04:14,553 --> 00:04:16,454 [rumbling] 69 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,758 - I'm armed and ready. - At ease, soldier. 70 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,393 - Give up your weapons of mass destruction. - Shh! Shush! 71 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:26,431 - Come get me, enemy of freedom! - Stop it. That's enough! 72 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:32,003 - Tell Mom I... love... her. - [rumbling] 73 00:04:39,578 --> 00:04:41,946 [gurgling] 74 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,949 - What? - [gurgling] 75 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,219 - Yee-ha! - [gasps] 76 00:04:57,563 --> 00:04:58,930 [gasps] 77 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,332 Oh. 78 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:11,843 - [screaming] - [belching] 79 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:15,180 [belching] 80 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,582 [belching continues] 81 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,851 Whoa! [smacking lips] Haa! 82 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:23,254 They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer. 83 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:28,126 A sewer rat! Who... What... How did you get here? 84 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,829 I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. 85 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,897 Next thing you know, whoosh! 86 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:37,635 It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes. 87 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,038 And, well, here I am. 88 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:44,142 I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back. 89 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,312 Do you like seafood? 90 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,580 Can I call you a cab? 91 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:52,483 Bleahh! See food! Get it? 92 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,018 Have you got a TV? 93 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,921 - Well, yes, but... - Say no more! 94 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,590 No. Leave that. 95 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,958 Geronimo! 96 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,459 No, don't... touch anything. 97 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:05,330 Would you look at the size of that monster?! 98 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:09,033 - [gasping, sniffing] - [sewer rat chuckles] 99 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,371 Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons. [laughs] Hey! 100 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,976 [announcer] It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final! 101 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,545 - England. Germany. - [sewer rat] Yes! Boo! 102 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,013 Live this Sunday. Be there. 103 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:26,684 This place is great! I'm staying here forever! 104 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,953 What? 105 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,489 Game point. Service! 106 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:36,027 We win, we win! You lose! In your face! 107 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,262 [grunting] 108 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,497 [growling] 109 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:43,334 - Huh? - Right, my friend. 110 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:48,940 You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave. 111 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,510 I would not do that if I was you, pal. 112 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,980 Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now. 113 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:59,484 Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" ¿Comprende? 114 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:03,588 - [gasping] - Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. 115 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:07,158 - Oh, and be snappy about it. - Um... 116 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,560 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 117 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,995 That's more like it. 118 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,464 But before breakfast is served... 119 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:18,469 ...perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi. 120 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,940 A Jacuzzi? 121 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:25,276 You're a real gent. 122 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,978 After a hard day of navigating sewer pipes, 123 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:33,117 there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath. 124 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,386 That looks so inviting. 125 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,121 Yes, yes. The water looks perfect! 126 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:42,627 Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going. 127 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,596 Right. In we go! 128 00:07:45,764 --> 00:07:47,498 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 129 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,634 I know we got off on the wrong foot before, 130 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:53,104 but I think we're gonna get along, don't you? 131 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,273 Swimmingly. 132 00:07:56,041 --> 00:08:00,044 - Be seeing you, my friend. - [screaming] 133 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,080 - [Sid] You plonker! - [gasping] 134 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,782 You think I don't know a toilet when I see one? 135 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,251 You were going to flush me down the loo. 136 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,220 No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model! 137 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,656 Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will you? 138 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:15,693 No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim! 139 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,062 Bon voyage, me old cream cracker! 140 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,098 - Hold your nose! - You can't do this! 141 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,102 You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how you like it. 142 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:27,638 [♪ Jet: Are You Gonna Be My Girl?] 143 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:35,213 [Roddy] Ow! Ow! Ooh! 144 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,218 Aah! 145 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:51,429 - Have you seen my dad? - [yelps] 146 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:54,699 [screaming] 147 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:04,242 [gasping] 148 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:06,544 Aah! 149 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,080 Oh. [gasps] 150 00:09:10,682 --> 00:09:13,484 Oh! No! No! 151 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,722 [groaning] Aah! 152 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:30,835 Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't... 153 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,504 ...swim. 154 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,376 I'm... in... the sewer! 155 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,678 No! 156 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,151 [both scream] 157 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,253 [both scream louder] 158 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:53,558 [both shuddering] 159 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:57,395 - [clattering] - [gasps] 160 00:09:57,696 --> 00:09:59,730 Hello? [echoing] 161 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,367 Help? [echoing] 162 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:08,906 I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream. 163 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,775 I'm not home! I wanna go home! 164 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,410 Shush! Stop it. Roddy! 165 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,413 I want to go home! Pull yourself together! 166 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,115 I can't. I'm frightened. 167 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,217 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 168 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,852 All right, Roddy, old man, 169 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:25,490 you can get yourself out of here, and you will. 170 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:26,290 Never forget, 171 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,593 the blood of the courageous St. James clan 172 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,362 flows through your veins. 173 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:36,901 - [screaming] - [all screaming] 174 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:45,510 - [horn honking] - [panting] 175 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:48,913 - [slug screaming] - [male] Extra! Extra! 176 00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:51,682 Read all about it! 177 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,152 A way out! Yes! 178 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,386 [laughing] 179 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,488 [yelling] 180 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,890 [groaning] 181 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,659 Aah! 182 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:07,198 Hey! That-a took me three years to draw! 183 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,534 I'm terribly sorry. Three years? 184 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,236 I just-a finished it this morning! 185 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,437 Three years? 186 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,505 [gasping] 187 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:19,277 - Good grief! - [indistinct chatter] 188 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,652 - What is this place? - [male] Hold the bus! 189 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:32,390 Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag! 190 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,432 It's a real city! Ah! 191 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,235 [shouting] 192 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,004 My smalls! 193 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,673 - Is it a bird? - Is it a plane? 194 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,442 Is that guy wearing my underpants? 195 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,543 Make him move, honey. 196 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,412 Boy, you got a face like a frying pan! 197 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:58,316 - Come on! - I don't think he speaks English. 198 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,985 Hey, he moved! Did you get it? 199 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,487 - Got it! - Good. 200 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,355 Sorry, sorry. 201 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,324 - [grunts] - It's coming! 202 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,227 - What? Where? Who? - The Great Flood! 203 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:13,931 Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! We're doomed! 204 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,867 You think you can back away from the truth! 205 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,636 'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then? 206 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:23,708 Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me! 207 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:24,542 'Morning, Harold. 208 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,278 - 'Morning, Collin. How are you? - Can't complain. 209 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,481 Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony. 210 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,250 - What? Me? - We're doomed! 211 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,618 - Are you kidding me? - Right. 212 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,387 - Let's give you a police escort home. - Oh, great! 213 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:41,425 Um, I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface. 214 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,795 Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 215 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,831 The humans don't like our sort. 216 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:50,768 Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there. 217 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:56,407 I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine. 218 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,844 - Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot! - So... 219 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:03,714 You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty? 220 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,484 - Yes. - [sizzling] 221 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,488 There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. 222 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,657 - Might. - Really? 223 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:16,727 Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger. 224 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:22,433 - If you can find it. - I know where it is! 225 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:33,010 [man] And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger. 226 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,479 Uh, thanks for bringing me this far. 227 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:41,886 - You're welcome. - See ya! 228 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:47,558 [whistling] 229 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,960 [eerie drone] 230 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:55,733 [whistling] 231 00:13:55,767 --> 00:14:00,371 Beware. Beware. 232 00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:05,476 Hello? 233 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,612 Uh, permission to come aboard? 234 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:12,383 - [boards creaking] - Ahoy there? 235 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,019 Uh... 236 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,372 [gasps] 237 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,906 Ow! Yah! Oh. Oh! 238 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:39,877 Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy. 239 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:44,448 Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you. 240 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,149 Oops. 241 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,650 What are you doing on my boat? 242 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,753 I've had a bad day and need I your help. 243 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,856 I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet. 244 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:55,059 Thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems. 245 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,396 [male] She's around here somewhere! 246 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,699 Stay down. And keep quiet. 247 00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:05,136 Why? Who are we hiding from? 248 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,573 I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me. 249 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,976 Well, I'll contain my amazement. 250 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:12,810 [groans] 251 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:17,581 All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse. 252 00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:22,186 [horn blaring] 253 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,089 - [gasps] - Ah! 254 00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:26,824 [male] Over there! 255 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,125 You idiot! 256 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,960 Sorry about that. [chuckles] 257 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,129 I'll be off then. 258 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,197 Sorry. Ah! 259 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,834 - [horn blares] - Sorry. Sorry. 260 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:37,535 Sorry! 261 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,503 [male] We can't let her get away! 262 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,806 - [screaming] - Shh. Shh. 263 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,609 Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me! 264 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,213 - [grunting] - [indistinct chatter] 265 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,654 - Oh. - Ah! 266 00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:59,123 Let me go, you pink-eyed freak! 267 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,859 - [glasses clattering] - I'm upset now. 268 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,960 Ah! 269 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,496 Whatever's going on, I'm not involved. 270 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,833 [screams] I'm an innocent bystander! 271 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,669 Rita, Rita, Rita! 272 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,537 [cackling] 273 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:17,675 You thought you could give us the slip. [yelling] 274 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,879 What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! 275 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,914 Right! 276 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,850 Who have we got here? 277 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:30,087 I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander. 278 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,057 - [snorting] Millicent! - Actually, no... 279 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:36,760 Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita? 280 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:37,795 The boss wants it back. 281 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,697 I don't have your stupid ruby. 282 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:44,268 OK, are we going to do it the easy way... 283 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,169 ...or the hard way? 284 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,139 I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike? 285 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,875 Oh. 286 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:51,675 [sighs] 287 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,678 All right. Check the tin. 288 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,080 Good girl. 289 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,815 See, Whitey, this is how I do it. 290 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,684 Watch and learn, my son. Watch and... 291 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,219 [yelps] 292 00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:08,092 Was it in there? 293 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,629 Right! Rip it up, lads! 294 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:16,634 Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff! 295 00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:20,938 It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts! 296 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,540 That'll be last night's curry. 297 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,576 I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag. 298 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,212 Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this? 299 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,714 Fine. All right, all right, listen up. 300 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,884 This gentleman, he's not from around here. 301 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,585 Thank you. 302 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,253 Just look how nicely he's dressed. 303 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,888 - Oh, thank you. - And why? 304 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,658 Because he's an international jewel thief! 305 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,226 Precisely. What? No, no! 306 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,195 - He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying! 307 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:49,867 All right, all right! It's time to bring out... 308 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,369 ...the Persuader. 309 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,604 [all gasp] 310 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,906 [Spike] Your choice, mate. You can talk now 311 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,376 or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader? 312 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,080 Yeah, in a much higher voice! 313 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,015 The Persuader's alive, Spike! 314 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,585 You'll be singing like a tea kettle. 315 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,986 [chuckles] Good one, Persuader. 316 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:12,323 I don't even know her! I don't know anything about anything! 317 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:16,760 Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself. 318 00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:18,062 I know where it is! 319 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,030 Come on, then. Spit it out! 320 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:20,998 Don't you dare! 321 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,002 Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped? 322 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,738 You little snitch. 323 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,240 The booty's in the booty. 324 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,744 Hey! [grunting] 325 00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:37,648 [all] Oh. 326 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:38,916 [laughing] 327 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:44,788 Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us. 328 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,358 You're toast. 329 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,227 [laughing] 330 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,329 So you're from Up Top, eh? 331 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:56,066 I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. 332 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,402 Yeah. Big shampoo job. 333 00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,405 I was dark grey when we started. 334 00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,072 Yeah. 335 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,775 Still, it cleared up me dandruff. [chuckles] 336 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:10,981 [man on TV] The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world. 337 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,051 Are you there, boss? We're back. 338 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,854 I've got it, boss. 339 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,123 The ruby. I found it. 340 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,993 Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it. 341 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,762 Actually, the name's Roddy. 342 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:29,333 In exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might... 343 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,135 [fly yelping] 344 00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:36,340 You might help me out of the pickle I'm in. 345 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,076 [yells, shudders] 346 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,445 Hello, Rita. 347 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,279 Hello, handsome. 348 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:46,483 And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter? 349 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,686 - Boyfriend?! - Waiter?! 350 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:54,858 [chuckling] The prize returns to me. 351 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:57,928 Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me? 352 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:02,166 What?! That jewel belongs to my father, and you know it! 353 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:07,337 Your father? A good-for-nothing scavenger, just like his daughter! 354 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,307 - [straining] - Uh, excuse me. Actually, 355 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,843 I'm the one that found your ruby. 356 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,178 So... you... um... 357 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,982 Perhaps you'd be generous enough to repay the favor and help me get home. 358 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,984 - [squeals] - [moans] 359 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,020 Help me! 360 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,922 Dispose of them. 361 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:25,856 No, no, no, please! 362 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,158 I just want to get home to Kensington! 363 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,827 [gasps] 364 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:33,530 Kensington? The Royal Borough? 365 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,965 Up Top? 366 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,301 Uh, yes. Up Top. 367 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:41,071 Huzzah! A man of quality! 368 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,873 Finally, somebody gets it. 369 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,409 Come, let me show you my private collection. 370 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,847 I know you'll find it diverting. 371 00:20:50,815 --> 00:20:54,384 [laughing] My shrine to beauty. 372 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:59,890 Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family. 373 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:03,327 Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain. 374 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,328 Classy! 375 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,063 Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say? 376 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,099 [laughs] It's as if she were here. 377 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,335 Mmm. Smooth to the touch. 378 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,504 - Easy, tiger. - [giggling] 379 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:17,074 But come! Let us restore the heart 380 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,209 and highlight of my collection... 381 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:25,282 ...this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings. 382 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,352 A true crown jewel! 383 00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:32,189 [Rule Britannia plays] 384 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,258 Well, what do you think? 385 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,426 He's a madman! Run away! 386 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,996 Pardon me. My fly's undone. 387 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:44,368 [chuckles] Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie. 388 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,269 Indeed. 389 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:50,808 How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world? 390 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,977 In this dark, low place. 391 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:59,316 Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but I... 392 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,285 - "Amusing"? - [wincing] 393 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,253 Didn't you say I'd find it amusing? 394 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,924 I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing! 395 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,527 Ah, well, when I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense 396 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:16,133 of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration. 397 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,869 Muse. 398 00:22:27,445 --> 00:22:30,180 - Smashing. - [chuckles] 399 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,084 - [growling] - Oh, heaven help me! 400 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,186 Ice him! Ice them both! 401 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:41,491 Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge. 402 00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:44,528 - Former enemies, one and all. - [gasping] 403 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:49,566 [Toad] A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers and do-gooders. 404 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:52,169 [cackling] 405 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:55,138 Prepare to meet your maker. 406 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,907 Your ice maker. [chortling] 407 00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:00,277 [chuckles] Makes me laugh every time, that one. 408 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,279 Shut that door. 409 00:23:03,948 --> 00:23:07,317 Liquid nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly! 410 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,319 There's a paper clip in my back pocket. 411 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:10,954 See if you can get it. [yelps] 412 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,457 In the pocket, in the pocket! 413 00:23:17,695 --> 00:23:19,596 Blimey, it's cold. 414 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,398 That's why I wore me mittens. 415 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,300 Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens! 416 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:25,269 Take them off! You're embarrassing me. 417 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,005 It's all right for you. You've got little hands. 418 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,040 - Got it! - [Whitey] They don't get as cold. 419 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:33,510 - I ain't got little hands! - [Whitey] Yeah, you have. 420 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,645 You got lady's hands. 421 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:38,248 They might be small, but they're lethal weapons. 422 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,550 You got your mother's hands. 423 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,120 Right. Put your hands together. 424 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:46,023 - [groaning] - [exclaims] 425 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,592 You could have wiped your feet. 426 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,161 Stop squirming! 427 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:58,001 - [alarm rings] - Goodbye, vermin. 428 00:24:01,539 --> 00:24:08,378 Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection. 429 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:15,252 - What?! Impossible! - [Rita] Oi! Kermit! 430 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:18,722 The prize returns to me! 431 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:22,025 You big, fat, slimy airbag! 432 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:25,996 [growling] After them! 433 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:29,232 Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan? 434 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,467 "We"? Who's "we"? 435 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,969 You can't just leave me here! 436 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:36,139 Faster, you idiots! They're escaping! 437 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,475 [groaning] 438 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:42,646 Oh, God! Oh... 439 00:24:45,516 --> 00:24:48,452 [straining] 440 00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:53,690 No! Not the master cable! 441 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,025 We have a plan? 442 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,660 Put that back! 443 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,029 Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us. 444 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:01,465 You're right. Toodle-oo. 445 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:02,733 No, no, wait! 446 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,235 F-f-f-freeze! 447 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,437 Ah! [grunts] 448 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:10,240 Oh, no! No, no, no, don't break! 449 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:14,177 There are things I want to do, sights I want to see! 450 00:25:14,245 --> 00:25:17,581 - That wasn't on the list. - Aah! Hey! 451 00:25:21,185 --> 00:25:23,153 - Do something! - [gasps] 452 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,655 Huh? 453 00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:26,523 Ow! 454 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,825 - [groaning] - [inhaling deeply] 455 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,260 [both scream] 456 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:34,765 Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! 457 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,238 I kept me legs straight, Spike. 458 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,639 [groaning] Ow! 459 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,342 [panting] Good grief, that's high. 460 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:48,245 Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high. 461 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,447 Hmm. 462 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,317 Hmm. Yeah. 463 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,219 Cool. 464 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,221 See ya! 465 00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:18,408 Oh... If she can do it... 466 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,111 Here goes. 467 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,614 Ah! No! 468 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,149 Ah. [screams] 469 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:28,085 - [crunching] - [wincing] 470 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,387 - [crunching] - Oh! 471 00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:32,255 - [crunching] - [whimpers] 472 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,525 - [crunching] - Ahh! 473 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:36,893 [grunts] 474 00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:40,130 And gently down. 475 00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:41,898 Oh! 476 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:45,402 - My ball. - It's my ball, it's mine. 477 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:48,672 Rita! Rita! 478 00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:54,311 Oh, where is she? Rita! 479 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,481 Target at twelve o'clock! 480 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,583 Oh, come on! 481 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:06,490 Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin. 482 00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:11,428 Rita! 483 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,630 Whew. Over there! 484 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,500 [squealing] 485 00:27:19,403 --> 00:27:23,406 [horn blaring] 486 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:30,914 - Ah! Whoa! Oh. - [Spike laughing] 487 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:35,719 You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent. 488 00:27:37,788 --> 00:27:39,589 Ahh! 489 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,525 Keep your legs straight! 490 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:44,561 [grunts, moans] 491 00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:48,665 Oh... 492 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,469 - [gasps] - [screeches] 493 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:54,404 What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? 494 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:59,743 - Give me back my ruby! - I haven't got your ruby! 495 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:06,716 OK. Well, now I've got your ruby. 496 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,720 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 497 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:16,927 Please be careful. That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless! 498 00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:18,461 Hold on. 499 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,696 - It's a fake. - [tittering] 500 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,665 No, it's blooming not. It's real! 501 00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:24,000 No, no, no, look, it's just glass. 502 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,569 - It's real! - Fake. 503 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,505 - Real! Real! - Fake. Fake. 504 00:28:28,539 --> 00:28:29,940 - Real! - Fake. 505 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,441 - Real! - Look, look, look. 506 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,377 You can tell. Watch this. 507 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,246 [shrieks] 508 00:28:36,914 --> 00:28:40,951 There, you see? You can't break a real ruby. 509 00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:44,688 Right. I probably shouldn't have done that. 510 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:46,590 Look on the bright side. I saved your neck. 511 00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:50,427 Once The Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. 512 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,863 - Roddy St. James saves the day. - [Rita grunts] 513 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:56,967 - Oh! - [crash] 514 00:28:58,269 --> 00:28:58,935 Good grief! 515 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,271 You try to do somebody a favor, and they... Ow! 516 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:06,509 A favor?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown! 517 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,612 It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace! 518 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:12,482 Well, maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry. 519 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,017 Keep still! 520 00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,418 Can we just talk about this? 521 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,956 Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life! 522 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:22,025 [male] Han Chin Chinese takeout. 523 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:23,893 A madwoman's attacking me with crayons! 524 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,896 - One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons! 525 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,532 No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white? 526 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:34,004 - Fried. No, wait! - You want wonton or what? 527 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,706 Cancel that order. 528 00:29:36,974 --> 00:29:37,674 Rita? 529 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:40,977 Just go away, please. 530 00:29:41,078 --> 00:29:43,480 Um... 531 00:29:43,547 --> 00:29:45,348 I'm sorry. 532 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,584 [scoffs] Sorry? 533 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,620 Me and my dad worked these drains for years. 534 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,790 He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby. 535 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:58,295 [sighing] It was going to be the answer to all our prayers. 536 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:03,300 Now it turns out it was a stupid fake. 537 00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:05,702 Well... 538 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,837 Maybe I can make it up to you. 539 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,406 - Get stuffed. - No, no, no. 540 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,007 I mean it. Back at my place, we've got 541 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:15,312 a jewelry box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones. So... 542 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,882 All you have to do is get me home to Kensington... 543 00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:23,887 ...and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 544 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:25,355 [exhales deeply] 545 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:29,092 How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish? 546 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:33,930 Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me. 547 00:30:34,665 --> 00:30:36,599 I must be out of my mind. 548 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:40,103 All right. You've got yourself a deal. 549 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,739 [spits] 550 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,544 Go on. You too. 551 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,947 Your own hand. 552 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,982 [clears throat] 553 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,985 [squishing] 554 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:02,559 Where are those idiots? 555 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:05,762 It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys. 556 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:09,966 Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. 557 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:12,435 Cheer your old dad up. 558 00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:15,705 Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats 559 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,743 in this joyless, sunless void! 560 00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,745 But don't worry, little men. 561 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:24,914 Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. 562 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:31,054 - They'll all be deady-weady. - [murmuring] 563 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,624 Did you find it? 564 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,127 - Huh? - Ah! Did you find it? 565 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:41,131 Ah... Well, we got most of it, boss. 566 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:45,902 Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want. 567 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:49,406 The one that grubby creature Rita took. 568 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:52,742 - [both] Ooh. - Without it, my plan is ruined! 569 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,746 OK, chief. Yeah. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone. 570 00:31:56,748 --> 00:32:01,651 See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys. 571 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:03,153 Focused. Cable-centric, boss. 572 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:07,490 You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final. 573 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:10,994 Great! Are we watching the game together? 574 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:13,530 - [Toad] Just get the cable! - [Spike screams] 575 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,799 [Whitey] Keep your legs straight! 576 00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:18,935 Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us? 577 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:23,039 We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we? 578 00:32:23,507 --> 00:32:28,445 - [Roddy] Is that a house? - Yes, and it's very dangerous. 579 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:31,114 So... why don't you wait here. 580 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,916 Waiting here. Excellent idea. 581 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:36,152 - Watch out for the piranha. - [yelps] 582 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:40,190 - [children] Rita! - [Roddy hollers] 583 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:44,160 [indistinct chatter] 584 00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:46,262 Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus. 585 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:49,132 Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus. 586 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:53,169 - Jojo, no biting. - [boy] That is wild good! 587 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:56,072 [all] Rita! 588 00:32:59,176 --> 00:33:00,510 Rita's back! 589 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,879 - Rita! - Mum! Oh, Mum. 590 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:05,548 Thank goodness you're safe. 591 00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:10,487 Rita! 592 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:14,157 - Hello, Dad. - Give us a hug, girl! 593 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,058 Whoa! Oh! 594 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:19,062 - [all grunt] - [cup shattering] 595 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:22,799 Why, Mum, there's a peeping Tom outside! 596 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:25,869 Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones! 597 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:30,840 - Mother, it's not Tom Jones. - That's just my passenger. 598 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:35,812 - He's very good-looking. - He is not coming in. 599 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:39,816 - [Mum] Soup's on! - [groans] 600 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,752 [boy] It's lovely. Thanks, Mum. 601 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:48,691 [grunts] 602 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,694 So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend? 603 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,163 He's not my boyfriend. 604 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,267 Will you make an honest woman of my daughter? 605 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,034 Dad! 606 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,603 We were thinking of a spring wedding, right, cream puff? 607 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:04,007 Look, I just want all of you to know he's... 608 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:06,543 - Tom Jones! - [sighs] 609 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,612 So your name is "Roddy," is that right? 610 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,881 Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James. 611 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:12,949 What a beautiful name. 612 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,851 - Hi, Roddy. - Who might you be, little chap? 613 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:18,021 - They call me Shocky. - Why do they call you that? 614 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,056 - Shocky! - Yes! Got it. 615 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:24,160 Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man, then? 616 00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:27,263 Well... Actually, that's why I need your maps, Dad. 617 00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:31,801 Because he's from... [clears throat] Up Top. 618 00:34:34,371 --> 00:34:37,874 Kitchen. Now. 619 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:40,910 Sing us a song, Tom! 620 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,814 - I'm not saying it isn't risky. - But it's impossible, Rita. 621 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,650 No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park. 622 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:50,820 Dad, Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us. 623 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:55,959 For the last time, we don't need the money! 624 00:34:57,928 --> 00:34:59,162 A new stove might be nice. 625 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:05,068 - [Roddy] ♪ Talkin' about the little lady ♪ - [Grandma] Go, Tom! Go! 626 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:08,037 - Sing to my heart! - ♪ She's a lady 627 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:11,741 ♪ Talkin' about that old lady 628 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:14,944 ♪ And the lady wears big undies ♪ 629 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,380 Huge undies. Whoo! 630 00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,915 Psst! Rita! 631 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:21,150 It's OK. It's me, Liam. 632 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,185 Quick, in the kitchen. 633 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:25,688 Look at those moves! I love you, Tom! 634 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,790 This bloke isn't who he says he is. 635 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,426 His real name is Millicent Bystander, 636 00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:32,061 an international jewel thief. 637 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,429 A mastermind, a super-criminal. 638 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:36,199 Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it. 639 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:39,836 He's dangerous, but I'm a thinker. I've got a plan. 640 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,704 [scatting] 641 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:44,273 More! More! 642 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:47,443 - That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing. 643 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,145 - So you're from Up Top? - Yes. 644 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,315 - I've met one of your lot before. - Oh, really? 645 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,784 Used to be some old lady's pet. 646 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:55,852 That's nice. 647 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,720 Terribly lonely for him, though. 648 00:35:57,722 --> 00:35:59,956 He had no one to talk to. 649 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,824 No one to cuddle with! 650 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,292 No one to shocky. 651 00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:06,896 That's no life, is it? 652 00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:11,134 I'd better get these dishes started. 653 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:13,302 Oh, please, permit me. 654 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,905 Oh, you're such a gentleman! 655 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:18,408 [Rita] Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad 656 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:24,280 and claim the reward. Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. 657 00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:27,150 - Is that it? - [Liam] The Toad will pay a fortune for him. 658 00:36:27,152 --> 00:36:29,919 He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it? 659 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:34,824 You cheeky little monkey. I won't have no son of mine acting the rat. 660 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,193 We Malones never go back on our word. 661 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,228 - He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't. 662 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,465 - He's stealing your boat. - He isn't stealing... 663 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,233 - He stole your boat. - What? 664 00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:48,104 - [Liam] He's like Robin Hood in reverse. - [Rita grunts] 665 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:52,041 - [indistinct chattering] - Oi! I thought we had a deal! 666 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,377 So did I! 667 00:36:55,312 --> 00:36:56,879 [screaming] 668 00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,283 This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency! 669 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:06,055 Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones, I'm coming! Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones! 670 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,191 Roddy! 671 00:37:11,261 --> 00:37:14,297 That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her. 672 00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:18,935 I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me! 673 00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:22,505 All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise. 674 00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,874 [male rat] Look out! 675 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,309 Sorry! 676 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,444 [phone ringing] 677 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,546 Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor. 678 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,216 It's Roddy. Remember me? 679 00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:35,051 - The butler? - Roddy! 680 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,487 Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back... 681 00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:42,992 [belching] Back? Back? And how you gonna do that then, Roddy? 682 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,160 - [crashing] - What was that? 683 00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:49,098 - Gotta go, Rodders. - If I find one thing out of place... 684 00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:50,366 Oh! 685 00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:53,269 [engine sputtering] 686 00:38:02,846 --> 00:38:05,448 - [whistling] - [harmonizing] 687 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:08,785 [slug sings Don't Worry, Be Happy] 688 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,320 ♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪ 689 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:15,458 ♪ You might want to sing it note for note ♪ 690 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,561 ♪ Don't worry 691 00:38:18,862 --> 00:38:20,029 ♪ Be happy 692 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:23,800 ♪ Don't worry, be happy now 693 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,835 [sighs] 694 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:30,473 Where are they hiding? 695 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:33,176 Think. Think. 696 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:38,548 To find a rat, you got to think like a rat. 697 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,184 [male] Hey, guys. 698 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:42,885 I've had a tip-off. 699 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:46,556 They're heading west to Kensington. 700 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,558 Bingo! 701 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,959 Scrabble! [chuckles] 702 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,495 Enough games. To the ratmobiles! 703 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,197 [♪ Neal Hefti: Batman Theme] 704 00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:56,999 OK, OK. We can fix it. 705 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,268 Yes, we can. Obviously... 706 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:00,469 - [shocking] - Ah! 707 00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:04,440 Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh. 708 00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:05,908 Maybe I should just... 709 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:08,878 - [zapping] - Ow! Oh... 710 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,380 [panting] 711 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:12,515 [grunting] 712 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,983 Oh, oh, ow! That really hurt. 713 00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:19,288 Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable... 714 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:26,896 [Rita] Untrustworthy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag! 715 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:30,266 Ha! Ha! Oh... 716 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:35,238 So I'm the double-crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich! 717 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,272 I overheard everything. 718 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:40,643 Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad! 719 00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:41,577 What? 720 00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:46,282 You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan. 721 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:48,951 And no one listens to him. 722 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,253 Ah, must have missed that part. 723 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:57,260 How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal. 724 00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:58,928 Your hair's on fire. 725 00:39:58,930 --> 00:39:59,562 What? 726 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:03,232 Ow! Ah! Oh, God... 727 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,467 Rita, look... 728 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,302 ...I'm sorry, all right? I was wrong. 729 00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:10,907 And I think we should just put it behind us. 730 00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:15,044 OK. I suppose I can put it behind me. 731 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:18,014 This is such an overreaction! 732 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:21,651 Rita, you can't just leave me here on a... 733 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:26,422 On a duck! Up the creek without a... 734 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:30,259 You're getting everything you deserve. Sneaking around, 735 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:33,062 eavesdropping on other people's conversations. 736 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:35,731 I was not sneaking around. 737 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:36,666 Right. 738 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:42,004 I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this. 739 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,041 You're not that heartless. 740 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:46,342 OK, maybe you are. 741 00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:50,446 If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught! 742 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,416 I'm on a duck, begging! 743 00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:05,127 [Roddy playing guitar] 744 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,096 ♪ Ice cold Rita 745 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,764 ♪ Never did I meet a 746 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:13,269 ♪ Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel ♪ 747 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,705 ♪ But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck ♪ 748 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:18,741 ♪ What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy ♪ 749 00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:19,575 ♪ Me 750 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:22,745 ♪ That's Roddy St. James of Kensington ♪ 751 00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:25,281 ♪ Poor, poor Roddy 752 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,083 ♪ Flushed down his own potty 753 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:31,554 ♪ Rita, can't you find it in your heart ♪ 754 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:34,523 [low] ♪ To help him? 755 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:36,792 ♪ How mean can one rat be? 756 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,361 ♪ Ice cold Rita 757 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:44,700 ♪ Won't you be sweeter to me? ♪ 758 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:47,737 Oh! Ah! 759 00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:50,373 Am I forgiven? 760 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,508 No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse. 761 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:56,645 Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you. 762 00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:59,215 Oh, really? 763 00:42:00,183 --> 00:42:01,817 What were you doing, then, Roddy? 764 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:08,024 Well, I was actually, uh, just watching you with your family... 765 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,658 ...and... 766 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,728 ...thinking how lucky you were. 767 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:20,770 [Rita sighs] 768 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,240 Lucky? Stuck with you? 769 00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,208 So our deal's still on? 770 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,777 Sure it is. 771 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:30,146 [spitting] 772 00:42:31,114 --> 00:42:32,148 [spitting] 773 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:35,484 Look, I really want to help out more around here. 774 00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:39,088 Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator. 775 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,757 I could drive for a bit if you like. 776 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,526 [scoffs] 777 00:42:43,593 --> 00:42:45,594 [barnacle] Pick on someone your own size! 778 00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:47,730 - You heard the captain. - [barnacle] Get lost! 779 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:51,734 There's no room for passengers on this boat. 780 00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:55,805 Let go, you sticky little... 781 00:42:57,674 --> 00:42:59,542 [Spike] I'm the captain, and I say go left. 782 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:03,112 [Whitey] Would that be port or starboard, Spike? 783 00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:04,280 There they are! 784 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:07,416 Go get them, lads! 785 00:43:08,685 --> 00:43:10,486 Whee! 786 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:14,323 - [chuckles] - [toaster rings] 787 00:43:14,491 --> 00:43:16,659 - Rita! - Hmm. 788 00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:18,727 [snickering] 789 00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,263 Wait for it, wait for it... Now! 790 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,632 [♪ Dandy Warhols: Bohemian Like You] 791 00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:26,869 Have another go if you think you're fast enough! 792 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:30,372 - Whoo-hoo! - Ahh! 793 00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:32,341 [Rita] Hold on, Roddy! 794 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:35,578 Get that cable, lads! 795 00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:37,713 Whoa! 796 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,615 ♪ You've got a great car 797 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,718 ♪ Yeah, what's wrong with it today? ♪ 798 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:46,522 - You may now kiss the bride. - Huh? 799 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:47,823 [gasping] 800 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:49,325 [yelling] 801 00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:53,395 - Congratulations, by the way! - [gasps] 802 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:57,500 - [male] Watch your starboard! - [Roddy] Rita! 803 00:44:01,371 --> 00:44:04,340 Rita! Can we go a little faster, please? 804 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:07,143 We don't have to! 805 00:44:07,544 --> 00:44:11,280 [Rita] Go, go, purple custard! 806 00:44:11,282 --> 00:44:12,681 Ooh! 807 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,288 Oh! 808 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:21,457 Ah! 809 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:22,758 Whoa! 810 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:27,296 - [grunts] - End of the line, Millicent. 811 00:44:27,964 --> 00:44:30,933 Oh, yeah! Haha! 812 00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:34,803 - Rita, try and go right! - What? 813 00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:35,638 Just trust me! 814 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,175 I hope you know what you're doing! 815 00:44:39,976 --> 00:44:41,911 Now head for the rope! 816 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:43,812 OK. 817 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,655 [gasps] 818 00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:55,891 Oh, no. 819 00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:58,727 Well done, Roddy! 820 00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:01,931 We did it! We did it! 821 00:45:02,299 --> 00:45:03,499 We didn't do it. 822 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:04,366 [snickering] 823 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:08,337 Whoa! Rita, can you get me back on the boat? 824 00:45:09,005 --> 00:45:11,473 Oh! [grunting] 825 00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:14,910 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 826 00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:16,712 Are you sure about this, Spike? 827 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,415 These things are supposed to be dangerous. 828 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,217 Danger is my middle name. 829 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,853 - I thought it was Leslie. - [groans] 830 00:45:32,495 --> 00:45:33,529 Just thought I'd drop in. 831 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:37,333 Rita, do something quick! Anything! 832 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:40,436 - Hang on tight! - [snickering] 833 00:45:41,871 --> 00:45:43,672 Ah! 834 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:47,910 - Whoa! - [continues snickering] 835 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,914 Uh-oh. 836 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:53,649 Any last requests? 837 00:45:53,651 --> 00:45:58,887 Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl? 838 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:01,290 What? [screams] 839 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,338 Oh, dear. 840 00:46:16,439 --> 00:46:20,276 - Whoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah! 841 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:20,876 Yes! 842 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:22,278 [♪ Christopher Cross: Sailing] 843 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,748 ♪ Sailing takes me away 844 00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:30,686 ♪ To where I've always heard it could be ♪ 845 00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:35,424 [slow, distorted] Look... out! 846 00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:38,994 [screaming] 847 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:41,797 [male rat] You darn foreigners! 848 00:46:46,336 --> 00:46:47,303 [groaning] 849 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,972 Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us? 850 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:53,542 [Toad] You incompetent cheese-eaters! 851 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,444 You let them escape? 852 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:57,546 [gasping] 853 00:46:57,614 --> 00:47:02,484 It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job. 854 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:03,452 Where is he? 855 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:05,921 Why is he always late? 856 00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:08,357 Ooh. 857 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:13,062 [Frog] En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust! 858 00:47:13,763 --> 00:47:15,030 Le Frog? 859 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:17,733 [Frog chuckling] 860 00:47:21,771 --> 00:47:22,871 Bonjour. 861 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:24,440 You're late, Le Frog. 862 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:27,743 Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. 863 00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:28,844 I know no other way. 864 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:32,081 Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice 865 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,149 have stolen something irreplaceable. 866 00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:36,919 It's all right, boss! We've got another one! 867 00:47:36,921 --> 00:47:38,354 [grunting, yelling]] 868 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:43,359 A master cable of unique design and purpose. 869 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:44,159 I want it back. 870 00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:46,795 [scoffs] Don't worry. I'll get it back for you. 871 00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:50,065 [Toad] Once it is returned, my plan will be complete. 872 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:56,839 To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of... 873 00:47:58,641 --> 00:48:00,576 ...rats. 874 00:48:01,111 --> 00:48:03,579 Forgive me, my warty English cousin, 875 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:06,482 but this bizarre obsession with the rats, 876 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:07,916 it is not good for you. 877 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:13,188 You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake. 878 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:14,857 Perhaps you forget 879 00:48:14,859 --> 00:48:18,627 that it was a rat who cast me from paradise! 880 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:22,765 Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again! 881 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:24,066 My memoirs. 882 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:29,872 Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth. 883 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:32,541 Oh, mon Dieu! 884 00:48:32,675 --> 00:48:35,944 Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace, 885 00:48:35,946 --> 00:48:39,081 - young Prince Charles fancied me the best. - [Frog groans] 886 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:44,153 [Toad] We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, 887 00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:49,491 sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad. 888 00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:51,493 [Frog] You're gonna make me throw up. 889 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:55,030 [Toad] We were inseparable until... 890 00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:56,965 ...it arrived. 891 00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:58,967 That rat! 892 00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,670 While the poor boy's head was turned, 893 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:07,242 I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair. 894 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:08,076 [sobbing] 895 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:14,049 I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right? 896 00:49:15,218 --> 00:49:16,552 Oi. 897 00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:19,988 Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark, 898 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:23,025 so cold, so terrible! 899 00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:25,194 You find my pain funny? 900 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:28,831 I find everyone's pain funny but my own. 901 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:30,566 I'm French. 902 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,802 - Just get the cable! - [gulps] 903 00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:35,270 Henchfrogs! 904 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:39,808 We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way. 905 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:43,212 We leave immediately. 906 00:49:43,546 --> 00:49:46,081 What about dinner? 907 00:49:48,551 --> 00:49:52,087 We leave... in five hours. 908 00:49:54,157 --> 00:50:00,963 ♪ Love, love, love, love 909 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,266 [Rita] Mmm. 910 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:05,734 This is quite tasty. 911 00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:07,669 [Roddy] Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, 912 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:12,040 considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice. 913 00:50:12,042 --> 00:50:14,209 Rice? 914 00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:16,812 ♪ What's that urge from deep inside? ♪ 915 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,948 ♪ The need to hurl won't be denied ♪ 916 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:24,820 ♪ That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating ♪ 917 00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:28,023 ♪ Larva, larva, larva... 918 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:28,857 Whee! 919 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:32,127 Well, that explains why it all ran to one side 920 00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:34,730 when I put the salt in. 921 00:50:34,764 --> 00:50:36,064 You know... 922 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:39,001 ...I think we did pretty well today. 923 00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:44,206 I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not... 924 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,275 Do I hear an actual compliment coming? 925 00:50:46,277 --> 00:50:50,279 - [sighs] Never mind. - No, no, no, say it. 926 00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:56,652 You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up, pompous, big girl's blouse I thought. 927 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,854 There. Was that so hard? 928 00:50:58,856 --> 00:50:59,988 Well... 929 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:00,923 We better get some rest 930 00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:03,592 if we're gonna get you home tomorrow. 931 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,627 Catch. 932 00:51:08,097 --> 00:51:09,031 Heh... 933 00:51:09,033 --> 00:51:10,699 Tell me about yourself, Roddy. 934 00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:13,869 Well, there's, uh, not much to tell. 935 00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:19,808 You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do. 936 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,243 I'm, uh... 937 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,210 I'm in a boy band. 938 00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:24,880 - Wha...? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one. 939 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:27,683 [chuckling] I'm serious. 940 00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:32,754 Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family. 941 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:33,755 Uh... 942 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:36,124 You do have a family, don't you? 943 00:51:36,126 --> 00:51:36,925 Of course I do. 944 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:40,963 Uh, brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan. 945 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,698 You wouldn't believe the fun we have. 946 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:47,302 Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing. 947 00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:50,339 It's just so great! 948 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:53,976 No wonder you want to get home. 949 00:51:54,210 --> 00:51:54,910 Yeah. 950 00:51:54,912 --> 00:52:00,682 Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want. 951 00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:03,318 Good night. 952 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,687 Good night, Roddy. 953 00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:09,825 Good night. 954 00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,227 Good night. 955 00:52:12,261 --> 00:52:13,695 [high] Good night. 956 00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:14,796 Good night. 957 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,431 [low] Good night. 958 00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:18,867 Good night, Roddy. 959 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:20,802 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 960 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,205 - [crunching] - Aah! 961 00:52:23,207 --> 00:52:24,206 [chuckles] 962 00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:27,776 - Eee! - [splashing] 963 00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:43,358 - [horn blaring] - Aah! 964 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,926 Wakey-wakey! 965 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,361 We're getting close to Kensington. 966 00:52:46,363 --> 00:52:49,798 Tie down anything loose. It'll be a bumpy ride. 967 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,668 [yawns] Aye, aye, captain. 968 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:55,737 [accordion plays] 969 00:53:03,946 --> 00:53:04,846 Ah, thank you. 970 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,848 - You're welcome. - Ah! 971 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,216 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 972 00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:09,751 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 973 00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,486 - Bonjour! - [gasps] 974 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:13,922 Who invited you onboard? 975 00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:15,724 Hop it. Hop it! 976 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:16,391 [Frog] Ah... 977 00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:20,429 The English little girly, she's so aggressive. 978 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:23,432 [groans] Le Frog. 979 00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:27,436 I like a woman with a little fire. 980 00:53:28,438 --> 00:53:33,175 You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant! 981 00:53:33,177 --> 00:53:36,445 But first, a word from our sponsor. 982 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,779 Marcel? 983 00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:41,383 [accordion music playing] 984 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:51,960 [phone rings] 985 00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,095 Aha... 986 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:54,162 I should have known. 987 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:58,300 Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir. 988 00:53:58,302 --> 00:54:02,370 Now then, Rita, hand it over. 989 00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:03,872 Hand what over? 990 00:54:03,874 --> 00:54:04,506 [snarls] 991 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:07,542 This dance of deception must end. 992 00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:11,313 Return what you have stolen from me. 993 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:12,748 Enough dancing! 994 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:16,518 I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway. 995 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,353 What? 996 00:54:18,387 --> 00:54:20,088 Oh, the ruby. 997 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:24,426 [laughing maniacally] 998 00:54:25,161 --> 00:54:28,530 He's cuckoo, but family. 999 00:54:28,532 --> 00:54:30,332 Oh, this is rich. 1000 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:34,236 The ruby was a pretty thing. 1001 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:36,204 Stop that. 1002 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:41,276 But nothing when compared to the master cable. 1003 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,378 The master what? 1004 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:44,913 The cab... 1005 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:47,115 Turn. 1006 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:52,354 The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt. 1007 00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:55,090 - If that's all he wants... - Hang on. 1008 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,324 What do you want it for anyway? 1009 00:54:56,326 --> 00:55:01,029 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 1010 00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:04,366 - [laughing, coughing] - The World Cup Final? 1011 00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:07,135 OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me. 1012 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,004 We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, 1013 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:14,409 then me and my team can settle down to a decent breakfast. 1014 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:16,845 OK, men, to action! 1015 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,346 [all] We surrender! 1016 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:22,317 No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing! 1017 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,119 [all] Ohh... 1018 00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:27,255 [kung fu grunts] 1019 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:30,025 I've got a plan. 1020 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:34,462 Go for it. 1021 00:55:34,564 --> 00:55:35,964 Fly at twelve o'clock! 1022 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:38,900 - [all] Huh? - Oh, bother. 1023 00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:44,840 [Toad] Fools! Grab them! 1024 00:55:45,274 --> 00:55:46,441 [laughing] 1025 00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:51,580 [Toad] Le Frog! No! Get that cable! 1026 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:52,647 Mon Dieu! 1027 00:55:52,649 --> 00:55:56,318 You rats, this is not over yet! 1028 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,589 Roddy! The rapids! 1029 00:56:01,591 --> 00:56:03,191 [Rita] Oh, no! 1030 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:06,328 [grunting, straining] 1031 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:15,003 En garde! [chuckles] 1032 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,171 Ha! 1033 00:56:16,173 --> 00:56:18,974 Rita? We're going over! 1034 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:20,408 Do something! 1035 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:24,646 [mimicking car alarms] 1036 00:56:30,219 --> 00:56:34,055 No, no, no, no, no, no... 1037 00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,499 Gotcha! 1038 00:56:46,435 --> 00:56:49,204 [laughing] 1039 00:56:49,705 --> 00:56:52,107 Au revoir, ma chérie! 1040 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:55,243 Take your flippers off me! 1041 00:56:57,446 --> 00:56:58,513 I have triumphed! 1042 00:56:58,515 --> 00:57:03,685 You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish, 1043 00:57:03,687 --> 00:57:09,291 you thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un... 1044 00:57:12,094 --> 00:57:14,029 ...deux... 1045 00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:16,698 ...trois! 1046 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,968 Ahh! 1047 00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:24,139 Nibble for your life! 1048 00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:31,079 [laughing] 1049 00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:32,948 My belt, I think. 1050 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:37,719 - You rodents! - [blows raspberries] 1051 00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:41,556 Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate. 1052 00:57:45,594 --> 00:57:48,563 Whoa! 1053 00:57:49,031 --> 00:57:52,000 Whee! 1054 00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:56,705 We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK. 1055 00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:59,207 Try opening your eyes! 1056 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:02,444 [screaming] 1057 00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,212 We're over Kensington! 1058 00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:06,514 Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop 1059 00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:09,517 between you and a nice comfortable bed. 1060 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:11,019 Where's your house then? 1061 00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:12,620 Right, now. Let me see... 1062 00:58:12,622 --> 00:58:17,158 Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street. 1063 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,326 Try and go left. 1064 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:21,429 That's it. Now go right. Yeah. 1065 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:22,530 This is gonna be tricky. 1066 00:58:22,532 --> 00:58:25,633 Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake. 1067 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:28,603 All right, here we go. 1068 00:58:28,804 --> 00:58:33,241 Forty-five, 47, 49... 1069 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:35,210 ...now! 1070 00:58:37,213 --> 00:58:41,216 [grunting] 1071 00:58:41,450 --> 00:58:43,151 [gasping] 1072 00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:43,718 Ow. 1073 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,756 Well, I've had softer landings. 1074 00:58:50,292 --> 00:58:52,527 [laughing] 1075 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:53,762 We did it. 1076 00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:55,730 I'm home. 1077 00:58:55,732 --> 00:59:00,201 The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives! 1078 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:01,603 Yep. 1079 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:04,372 Oh... Rita? 1080 00:59:04,507 --> 00:59:10,145 Oh, oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger. 1081 00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:12,313 Wasn't your fault, Rod. 1082 00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:14,816 Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it? 1083 00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:18,386 Rita, I am so sorry. 1084 00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:23,258 But I think I might be able to cheer you up. 1085 00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:29,397 Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels. 1086 00:59:29,432 --> 00:59:31,699 A genuine star-cut ruby. 1087 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:34,736 It's just beautiful! 1088 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:37,138 And the best part? 1089 00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:39,140 Unbreakable. 1090 00:59:42,411 --> 00:59:43,645 I don't know what to say. 1091 00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:49,084 You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family? 1092 00:59:50,419 --> 00:59:55,290 And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two. 1093 01:00:01,897 --> 01:00:04,466 Well... 1094 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,168 ...I suppose this is it. 1095 01:00:07,170 --> 01:00:09,104 Thank you... 1096 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,572 ...for the lift. 1097 01:00:10,574 --> 01:00:13,308 You're welcome. 1098 01:00:14,677 --> 01:00:15,777 - Roddy? - Yes. 1099 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:20,148 I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour? 1100 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:24,719 - Of course. - I'd love to meet your family. 1101 01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:27,322 Ah... 1102 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,890 - Hello? - [screeching] 1103 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:31,659 Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home? 1104 01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:35,296 Wouldn't you know it? All out, every one of them. 1105 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:37,465 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1106 01:00:42,838 --> 01:00:45,740 - What is that? - Oh, that. 1107 01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:47,642 Um... That's my... 1108 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,877 That's my master bedroom. 1109 01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:52,347 - It's a cage. - No! No, it's not, actually. 1110 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:53,715 Then why the lock and bars? 1111 01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:58,887 That's my, um... home security system. 1112 01:00:59,421 --> 01:01:04,159 So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we? 1113 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:04,893 Roddy. 1114 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:10,231 You're all alone up here, aren't you? 1115 01:01:12,868 --> 01:01:14,903 [Sid] Goal! 1116 01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:16,404 Who's that? 1117 01:01:16,406 --> 01:01:16,971 Um... 1118 01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:20,275 That would be... my brother! 1119 01:01:20,277 --> 01:01:21,776 What a game! I can't believe it! 1120 01:01:21,778 --> 01:01:26,848 He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug. 1121 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:30,685 - Oh, hello. - Rita, this is... 1122 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,520 - ...Rupert! - What? 1123 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,655 Rupert, this is Rita. 1124 01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:37,959 She's been so looking forward to meeting my brother. 1125 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:41,729 Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance. 1126 01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:43,565 I rather got the brains and... 1127 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:45,733 Well, actually, I got the looks too, 1128 01:01:45,735 --> 01:01:47,802 but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert? 1129 01:01:47,804 --> 01:01:51,773 Well, how time flies when you're having fun! Still... 1130 01:01:51,775 --> 01:01:53,208 On with the tour, shall we? 1131 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,210 - Hello, Sid. - Hello, Rita. 1132 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:59,914 - How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks for asking. 1133 01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:02,383 Rupert? [laughing] 1134 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:05,587 What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing. 1135 01:02:05,589 --> 01:02:10,558 Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic? 1136 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,927 Brothers? [laughing] 1137 01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:16,264 All Mr. Lonely has got is a couple of dolls 1138 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:19,601 and a little wheel to run around in his cage. 1139 01:02:19,603 --> 01:02:21,603 Oh, this is too sweet! 1140 01:02:21,605 --> 01:02:26,307 What a loo-hoo-hoo- hoo-hoo-hoo-ser! 1141 01:02:29,511 --> 01:02:33,648 Aw... It's OK, Roddy. 1142 01:02:35,050 --> 01:02:36,050 OK? 1143 01:02:36,052 --> 01:02:37,719 Look at this place, Rita. 1144 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:40,355 Look at my home. It's a palace! 1145 01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:43,891 I can do whatever I want whenever I want to. 1146 01:02:43,893 --> 01:02:46,894 I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you? 1147 01:02:46,896 --> 01:02:51,532 What do I need a family for? What do I need friends for? 1148 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,402 I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then... 1149 01:02:54,404 --> 01:03:00,908 ...I really have to get going. I have a serious infestation to deal with. 1150 01:03:01,443 --> 01:03:05,480 I'll say goodbye, then... 1151 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:08,049 ...Roddy St. James... 1152 01:03:08,051 --> 01:03:11,019 ...of Kensington. 1153 01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:30,905 [toilet flushing] 1154 01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:36,711 [sighs] 1155 01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:39,547 [trio harmonizing] 1156 01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:43,685 [singing Mr. Lonely] 1157 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:45,820 ♪ Lonely 1158 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,523 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely 1159 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:51,392 ♪ I have nobody 1160 01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:55,663 ♪ For my own... 1161 01:03:56,999 --> 01:04:02,003 [man on TV] Only ten minutes left till halftime. What an amazing match this has been... 1162 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:04,739 Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic! 1163 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:09,143 A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little. 1164 01:04:09,145 --> 01:04:15,550 Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy. 1165 01:04:16,418 --> 01:04:19,420 Here, have a cheese puff. 1166 01:04:19,855 --> 01:04:21,856 Have another. 1167 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:22,957 Here you go. 1168 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:26,361 No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them. 1169 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,062 Move... over. 1170 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:31,699 - What? - Move over! 1171 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:34,635 I'll take some of that. [gulping] 1172 01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:39,407 Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously, 1173 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:43,578 or you'll never make it till halftime. 1174 01:04:44,813 --> 01:04:46,147 What did you say? 1175 01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:47,515 The bathroom. 1176 01:04:47,517 --> 01:04:49,550 I'm waiting till halftime. 1177 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,519 I don't want to miss any of the game. 1178 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:54,989 Halftime. He's waiting till halftime! 1179 01:04:54,991 --> 01:04:58,693 Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! 1180 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:02,029 No! Not the master cable! 1181 01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:03,197 What do you want it for anyway? 1182 01:05:03,199 --> 01:05:09,604 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 1183 01:05:10,105 --> 01:05:13,207 [Sid] Half... time. 1184 01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:17,612 Half... time. 1185 01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:19,847 Of course. That's The Toad's plan! 1186 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:20,982 That's why he needs the cable! 1187 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:24,819 When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away! 1188 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,221 - Come with me. - Wha...? No! 1189 01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:28,689 What about the game? 1190 01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:30,691 [announcer] And what a game it is! 1191 01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:34,028 Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers. 1192 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:36,197 Can you see all right, Fergus? 1193 01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:37,965 Yes, thanks, Mum. 1194 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:38,933 Where's your helmets? 1195 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,568 Which one's the quarterback? 1196 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,036 Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball! 1197 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:46,741 Oh, these Brits don't know the first thing about football. 1198 01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:50,645 Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin. 1199 01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:53,815 [Spike] I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita! 1200 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:57,084 Get off me, you lab reject! 1201 01:05:57,086 --> 01:05:59,587 Ha! You missed. 1202 01:06:00,722 --> 01:06:02,890 Ow. 1203 01:06:02,892 --> 01:06:04,058 [Toad] Ah, Rita. 1204 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:07,628 It's so good of you to return the cable. 1205 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,664 Bonjour. 1206 01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:11,799 Hey! 1207 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:15,670 At last! It's mine! 1208 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:20,475 [laughing maniacally] 1209 01:06:22,578 --> 01:06:24,545 Just take it. 1210 01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,948 [grumbling] 1211 01:06:27,115 --> 01:06:31,018 Let there be light! 1212 01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:41,562 Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! 1213 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,664 I've gone soft! 1214 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:46,901 Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back. 1215 01:06:46,903 --> 01:06:47,902 Back? 1216 01:06:47,904 --> 01:06:49,136 Rita's in terrible danger. 1217 01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:50,972 Everyone's in terrible danger! 1218 01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:52,139 Now, you like it here, don't you? 1219 01:06:52,141 --> 01:06:55,843 Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much. 1220 01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:58,613 And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl? 1221 01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:04,886 I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever! 1222 01:07:04,888 --> 01:07:06,587 Then the place is all yours. 1223 01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:07,989 - Sweet! - Great. 1224 01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,090 Let's get the bubbles going. 1225 01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:11,659 I've got a big job to do down there. 1226 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,661 Right away, sir! 1227 01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:14,695 So long, Sid. 1228 01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:19,967 So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other. 1229 01:07:19,969 --> 01:07:22,670 Geronimo! 1230 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:27,275 And, lo, a chosen one shall come down from above, 1231 01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:32,780 and he shall be our savior from the Great Flood! 1232 01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:34,782 I'm terribly sorry. 1233 01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:37,852 [announcer] Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible! 1234 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:40,855 - It's a fantasy start for England. - [Roddy] Rita! 1235 01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,990 England leads Germany by three goals to one. 1236 01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:47,028 What an amazing game this is turning out to be! 1237 01:07:47,030 --> 01:07:50,231 The grand opening. 1238 01:07:57,039 --> 01:08:00,975 [announcer] And the referee again has to bring play to a halt. 1239 01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:03,644 [gasps] Rita! 1240 01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,646 [male] Fans for the fans! 1241 01:08:05,648 --> 01:08:09,584 Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death! 1242 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,687 Balloons! Balloons! 1243 01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:16,857 [straining, grunting] 1244 01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:21,128 [Roddy] Rita! 1245 01:08:24,099 --> 01:08:26,033 - Rita! - Roddy! 1246 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:28,035 I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool. 1247 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:29,337 You were right about me and everything. 1248 01:08:29,339 --> 01:08:33,374 I should have admitted that, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore. 1249 01:08:33,376 --> 01:08:36,644 Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me? 1250 01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:38,913 Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows 1251 01:08:38,915 --> 01:08:42,350 and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city. 1252 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:45,353 I know. And my family are all down there. 1253 01:08:45,355 --> 01:08:47,154 We've got to warn everyone. 1254 01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:49,624 Stop them! 1255 01:08:50,025 --> 01:08:51,125 [splash] 1256 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,361 [automatic fire] 1257 01:08:57,132 --> 01:08:57,832 Oh, dear. 1258 01:08:57,834 --> 01:09:03,771 - [screaming] - [wind escaping] 1259 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:05,139 [wind continues] 1260 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,273 Whoa! Whitey! 1261 01:09:06,275 --> 01:09:10,811 I saw an opportunity and I seized it. 1262 01:09:10,846 --> 01:09:15,383 So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh? 1263 01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:17,451 [shrieking] 1264 01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:19,353 You don't need us for that. 1265 01:09:19,355 --> 01:09:22,256 You think you're so clever, don't you? 1266 01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:24,125 Well, I'll be the one laughing 1267 01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:28,996 when every last revolting rat is flushed away! 1268 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:33,267 For I shall repopulate the city... 1269 01:09:33,269 --> 01:09:36,070 ...with these! 1270 01:09:38,407 --> 01:09:39,974 - [all] Eww! - Nasty. 1271 01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:44,345 - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad? - Anything for you. 1272 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:45,913 - Can I have a pony? - No. 1273 01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,281 - A puppy? - We'll talk about it. 1274 01:09:47,283 --> 01:09:48,883 - Can we talk about it now? - No. 1275 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:51,385 - Can I have a puppy? - [all overlapping] Me too. 1276 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:54,288 You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working! 1277 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:57,858 We need to get downstairs and pull out that cable. 1278 01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:01,796 How? It's impossible. 1279 01:10:01,863 --> 01:10:06,067 England is winning. Anything's possible. 1280 01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:10,438 [Spike] Turn it off, Whitey! 1281 01:10:11,406 --> 01:10:15,009 - Come on! - They're getting away! 1282 01:10:15,877 --> 01:10:17,111 Oh. Hi, boss. 1283 01:10:17,113 --> 01:10:21,282 Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help! 1284 01:10:21,284 --> 01:10:24,085 I'm coming, Spike! 1285 01:10:24,519 --> 01:10:26,987 [Toad] You fools! Grab them! 1286 01:10:26,989 --> 01:10:29,156 Top floor, lingerie, housewares 1287 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:32,026 and certain doom! 1288 01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:43,137 - [grunts] - [nervous laugh] 1289 01:10:43,139 --> 01:10:48,909 [grumbles] Do I have to do everything myself?! 1290 01:10:52,147 --> 01:10:54,482 [whistle blowing over TV] 1291 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,217 [announcer] There goes the whistle for halftime! 1292 01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:59,253 We're gonna take a break, but we'll be back in a few minutes. 1293 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:04,158 You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished! 1294 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:10,030 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag. 1295 01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:13,801 [groaning] 1296 01:11:13,803 --> 01:11:16,170 [toilets flushing] 1297 01:11:16,172 --> 01:11:18,072 Oh, no! 1298 01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:25,946 [screaming] 1299 01:11:31,019 --> 01:11:34,355 The gate. Back this way! Come on! 1300 01:11:34,523 --> 01:11:36,123 - Rita! - [screams] 1301 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:39,093 If I'm going, you're both coming with me! 1302 01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:41,295 Just go, Roddy! 1303 01:11:47,235 --> 01:11:49,170 That's it. 1304 01:11:49,905 --> 01:11:51,138 [Rita] Roddy! 1305 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,072 Stop moving! 1306 01:11:52,074 --> 01:11:56,377 Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag! 1307 01:11:56,578 --> 01:11:58,345 Roddy, look out! 1308 01:11:59,981 --> 01:12:01,515 Yes! 1309 01:12:12,260 --> 01:12:13,327 Le Frog! 1310 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:16,130 Oh... 1311 01:12:18,633 --> 01:12:19,934 Let's finish this. 1312 01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,635 [Rita] Yeah, let me go! 1313 01:12:21,637 --> 01:12:24,505 Goodbye, rat! 1314 01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,307 Rita! 1315 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:28,275 Hmm? 1316 01:12:33,415 --> 01:12:35,583 Feeling a little tongue-tied? 1317 01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:36,650 Impossible! 1318 01:12:36,652 --> 01:12:38,319 Toodle-oo. 1319 01:12:38,321 --> 01:12:40,287 No! 1320 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:43,457 [screaming] 1321 01:12:47,395 --> 01:12:50,631 - Wave! Wave! - [all] England! 1322 01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:53,934 No, giant wave! 1323 01:12:56,371 --> 01:12:59,907 Please work. Please work. Please work! 1324 01:13:22,330 --> 01:13:24,598 High five! 1325 01:13:24,633 --> 01:13:26,934 Oh, yeah. 1326 01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:31,672 Look! It's Roddy and Rita! 1327 01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,240 Good on you, girl! 1328 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:36,277 Hooray for Millicent Bystander! 1329 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:37,111 Millicent! 1330 01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:41,115 [all cheering] Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! 1331 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:44,118 You're a hero, Roddy. 1332 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,619 [Frog scoffs] 1333 01:13:45,621 --> 01:13:47,588 Big deal. 1334 01:13:49,658 --> 01:13:51,358 You wretched vermin! 1335 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,161 I'll make you pay for this! 1336 01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:56,196 Give it a rest, cousin. 1337 01:13:56,198 --> 01:13:58,399 And get your kids a puppy. 1338 01:13:58,401 --> 01:14:01,068 [both chuckle] 1339 01:14:01,536 --> 01:14:03,337 Rita... 1340 01:14:03,405 --> 01:14:09,143 ...I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two... 1341 01:14:09,177 --> 01:14:13,714 ...you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you? 1342 01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:17,651 [♪ Tina Turner: Proud Mary] 1343 01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:22,723 ♪ Left a good job in the city 1344 01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:28,329 ♪ Workin' for the man every night and day ♪ 1345 01:14:28,331 --> 01:14:29,596 ♪ Rollin' 1346 01:14:29,598 --> 01:14:32,499 ♪ Rollin' on the river 1347 01:14:32,501 --> 01:14:37,438 ♪ Rollin' on the river 1348 01:14:38,673 --> 01:14:40,441 OK. 1349 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:49,550 Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze! 1350 01:14:52,687 --> 01:14:54,989 All right, chaps. 1351 01:14:55,156 --> 01:14:57,491 ♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' 1352 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,561 ♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' 1353 01:15:00,563 --> 01:15:03,197 ♪ Rollin', rollin' 1354 01:15:03,199 --> 01:15:05,733 ♪ Rollin' on the river 1355 01:15:05,735 --> 01:15:12,072 [vocalizing] 1356 01:15:12,807 --> 01:15:15,209 All right! 1357 01:15:19,647 --> 01:15:21,148 Oh, I love a happy ending. 1358 01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:27,254 You've gone soft! I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence. 1359 01:15:29,491 --> 01:15:33,727 Are you... are you happy now, Spike? 1360 01:15:34,162 --> 01:15:36,697 [laughing] 1361 01:15:38,633 --> 01:15:41,268 - Shall we? - Go for it. 1362 01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:43,303 - ♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' - ♪ Turnin' 1363 01:15:43,305 --> 01:15:47,041 - ♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪ - Burnin' ♪ 1364 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:49,643 ♪ Rollin', rollin' 1365 01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:53,380 ♪ Rollin' on the river 1366 01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:01,855 [vocalizing] 1367 01:16:01,857 --> 01:16:05,059 - Where are we going? - I have no idea. 1368 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:08,395 But we're gonna get there really fast! 1369 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:12,166 I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming! 1370 01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:27,481 Ah, this is the life, eh? 1371 01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:28,882 [Tabitha] Roddy, I'm home! 1372 01:16:28,884 --> 01:16:30,818 And I've brought you a new friend! 1373 01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:32,619 - [cat meows] - [screams] 1374 01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:36,223 [♪ Tom Jones: What's New Pussycat?] 1375 01:16:36,225 --> 01:16:37,758 ♪ What's new, pussycat? 1376 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:42,429 ♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah ♪ 1377 01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:47,134 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat I've got flowers ♪ 1378 01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:50,671 ♪ And lots of hours to spend with you ♪ 1379 01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:57,544 ♪ So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose ♪ 1380 01:16:57,612 --> 01:17:01,548 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat I love you ♪ 1381 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:04,852 ♪ Yes, I do 1382 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:08,589 ♪ You and your pussycat nose! 1383 01:17:08,591 --> 01:17:12,826 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Woah, woah, woah ♪ 1384 01:17:12,828 --> 01:17:18,398 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Woah, woah, woah ♪ 1385 01:17:19,934 --> 01:17:24,138 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat You're so thrilling ♪ 1386 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,674 ♪ And I'm so willing to care for you ♪ 1387 01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:33,714 ♪ So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes! ♪ 1388 01:17:33,716 --> 01:17:38,352 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat I love you ♪ 1389 01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:42,189 - ♪ Yes, I do - [screeching] 1390 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:46,360 ♪ You and your pussycat eyes 1391 01:17:46,394 --> 01:17:49,763 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Woah, woah, woah ♪ 1392 01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:55,636 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Woah, woah, woah ♪ 1393 01:17:57,205 --> 01:18:00,874 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat You're delicious ♪ 1394 01:18:00,876 --> 01:18:04,678 ♪ And if my wishes can all come true ♪ 1395 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:11,418 ♪ I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips! ♪ 1396 01:18:11,452 --> 01:18:15,522 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat I love you ♪ 1397 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,523 ♪ Yes, I do 1398 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,358 - [screeching] - [laughing] 1399 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,728 - ♪ You and your pussycat lips ♪ - ♪ Whoa, whoa 1400 01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:27,334 - ♪ You and your pussycat eyes ♪ - ♪ Whoa, whoa 1401 01:18:27,336 --> 01:18:34,408 ♪ You and your pussycat nose 1402 01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:39,213 [♪ Fatboy Slim: Wonderful Night] 1403 01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:40,247 ♪ Uhm hmm hm hm 1404 01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:43,417 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me ♪ 1405 01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:46,486 ♪ It's a wonderful night Come on and break it on down ♪ 1406 01:18:46,488 --> 01:18:49,957 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta shake it for me ♪ 1407 01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,391 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1408 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:52,859 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1409 01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:55,629 ♪ It's a wonderful night Everybody can see ♪ 1410 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:56,997 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1411 01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:58,665 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1412 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:01,768 ♪ It's a wonderful night Go ahead and release ♪ 1413 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:03,270 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1414 01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:04,671 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1415 01:19:04,673 --> 01:19:06,573 ♪ You know the music search engine need a tune-up ♪ 1416 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:09,309 ♪ Soon as they out the gate they all a wanna hear da corner, uh-huh ♪ 1417 01:19:09,311 --> 01:19:13,447 ♪ Feel the connectedness energy, disprojected the weighted ♪ 1418 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:14,982 ♪ The whole collective consciousness ♪ 1419 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:18,018 ♪ Arise like helium up Groovin' out of the question ♪ 1420 01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:19,486 ♪ Won't disrespect him, but 1421 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:22,422 ♪ Our styles Posh like Dave Beckham c'mon ♪ 1422 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:25,692 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me ♪ 1423 01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:26,994 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1424 01:19:26,996 --> 01:19:28,695 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1425 01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:31,698 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta shake it for me ♪ 1426 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,000 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1427 01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:36,770 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1428 01:19:40,742 --> 01:19:41,975 ♪ That the spot will get hot 1429 01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:44,645 ♪ That it's ready to pop Don't even look at the clock ♪ 1430 01:19:44,647 --> 01:19:46,346 ♪ All of your problems forgotten ♪ 1431 01:19:46,348 --> 01:19:47,948 ♪ It's time to rock till you drop ♪ 1432 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:49,549 ♪ Feel the force and just flock ♪ 1433 01:19:49,551 --> 01:19:52,552 ♪ To the epicenter of the party's bass tremors, c'mon ♪ 1434 01:19:52,554 --> 01:19:55,956 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me ♪ 1435 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,391 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1436 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,059 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1437 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,828 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta shake it for me ♪ 1438 01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:03,297 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1439 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:05,032 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1440 01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:06,500 ♪ It's a wonderful night 1441 01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:09,469 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1442 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:12,306 [chuckling] 1443 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,041 Woo-hoo! 1444 01:20:14,043 --> 01:20:16,376 Whee! [chuckles] 1445 01:20:16,378 --> 01:20:19,346 [glass shattering] 1446 01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:24,785 [blowing raspberry] 1447 01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:55,882 [banjo music plays] 1448 01:21:14,702 --> 01:21:20,474 [singing indistinctly] 1449 01:21:30,017 --> 01:21:31,785 [chuckling] 1450 01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:37,557 - Woo-hoo! - [glass shattering] 1451 01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:54,708 [blowing raspberry] 1452 01:22:06,020 --> 01:22:07,687 [screams] 1453 01:22:15,062 --> 01:22:17,464 [gasps] 1454 01:23:54,762 --> 01:23:58,598 [chorus singing]