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<i>(swoosh)</i>

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- Move!
- Let's go, let's go!

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<i>(horn blares)</i>

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We did it, right?

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Whoa! What the hell are you doing?

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- <i>(man)</i> G-Girl!
- <i>(man #2)</i> It's G-Girl!

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Gun!

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<i>(crowd chants)</i> G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!

9
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Wow. If you could have any superpower,
what would it be?

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The ability to blow myself.

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That's quite a visual.

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- But wouldn't it seem a little...
- Gay?

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- No, not at all. Think about it.
- Yeah, really? It seems that way.

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Oh, dude. Check her out.

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Ooh. Wow.

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What do we have here?
Kind of uptight librarian on the outside,

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ready to rumble on the inside.

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- Go ask her out.
- No. I'm not ready yet. I can't.

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Oh, Matt. You're killing me.

20
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Your last insane girlfriend dumped you,
like, six months ago.

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I would have ploughed my way
through half of SoHo by now.

22
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That's cos you're soulless and shallow.

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It is a blessing.

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Go over there. Talk to her. Do it.

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- Matt, say hi. Give me your bag. Come on.
- OK, OK.

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Yes.

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All out. Be strong. Breathe.

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Eye of the tiger.

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Hi.

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Excuse me. I know I don't really know you,
but you look like a very interesting person,

31
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so at the risk of totally humiliating myself,

32
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I thought perhaps sometime
I might buy you a cup...

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No!

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<i>(mouths)</i>

35
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It doesn't have to be a cup of coffee. It could
be whatever you want. A cup of anything.

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Juice? Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

40
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Somebody stop that guy!

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That's right. You better run, asshole!

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Keep running, my man!
You don't want any of this. Keep running.

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Yeah!

44
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- What did you call me?
- Oh, shit!

45
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What did you call me?

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Idiot.

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- <i>(clang)</i>
- Come on! Get out of there.

48
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Let's go! I know you're in there.
Get out of there!

49
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Whoa!

50
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Hey. How about it, huh?

51
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So how about that cup of coffee?
Or it could be something more substantial.

52
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- Like dinner?
- Yeah. That'd be great.

53
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- Matt Saunders.
- Jenny Johnson.

54
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Jenny Johnson. Wonderful name.
You got the whole alliteration thing going.

55
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I grew up with a guy named
Francis Freddie Friedman.

56
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A bit of a klepto, not the kind of guy you'd
want over if you had spare cash laying out.

57
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Yeah, right. Right.

58
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So, um... May I get your number?

59
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't give it out.
Privacy issues. I'll take yours, though.

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- OK. Actually, I don't think I have a pen.
- I do.

61
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Thanks. Isn't this something women do
just to blow off losers?

62
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Yes, women do do that.

63
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But that's not how I blow off losers.

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<i>(* "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)</i>

65
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Hey, Saunders, heads up.

66
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- Oh, you have bad reflexes.
- You know, you're a danger in the workplace.

67
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Do you have the bathroom layouts
for the Beijing presentation?

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- I'll take a look at those.
- I finished them up last night.

69
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- Hey, Hannah.
- Hey, Vaughn.

70
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- Looks good.
- Thank you.

71
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What about... Is this OK?

72
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It's a bit tight,
but I talked to the structural engineer...

73
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- How's your boyfriend? Isn't his name Rick?
- Steve. He's good.

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He just got back from Milan. Look at this.

75
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- Milan?
- Yes, his new Joe Boxer ad campaign.

76
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Wow. He's buff. Are you into that?

77
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I would think this is more your style.
What do you think?

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Two months in a gym, a personal trainer and
the right steroids, I look like that or better.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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- What are you doing?!
- Huh?

81
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Hey, Carla. Nothing. Just reshelving
some reference material, trying to stay ahead.

82
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- You were staring at her butt.
- He was?

83
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- No. No, I was not.
- Yes, he was.

84
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Hannah, as you know, we have
a zero-tolerance policy for this behaviour.

85
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I actually read that memo twice. I got it.

86
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You should be familiar with this part.

87
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Would you like to file a grievance
at this time?

88
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Um... I don't think so, Carla.

89
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Because, as your supervisor, I am officially
giving you that opportunity right now.

90
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And I thank you for that,
but I think I'm just gonna let this one slide.

91
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That's completely your decision.

92
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- Will you sign a statement to that effect?
- Sure. Yes.

93
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- You are lucky this time, Mr Bottom Watcher.
- <i>(phone rings)</i>

94
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- Hello?
- Matt? Hey. It's Jenny Johnson.

95
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- Hey, Jenny. I wasn't sure I'd hear from you.
- So are we still on for dinner?

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- Dinner? Absolutely. That sounds great.
- Is that a girl? A real, live girl?

97
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A great new Indian place on Madison
just opened up. Eight o'clock?

98
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Indian? Love it. I'll see you tomorrow night.

99
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OK. Great. See you. Bye.

100
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Saunders! Do you have a date?

101
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Got a date. And it's a hot one.

102
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So the assistant curatorjob's
really perfect for me.

103
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I was an art history major in college.
It's the only thing I'm good at.

104
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At least, the only thing I'm good at
I can make any money off.

105
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- That sounded like I was talking about sex.
- No. No, it didn't.

106
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Believe me, I didn't mean sex.

107
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- I mean, I am good at sex.
- I'm sure you are.

108
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- Now it sounds like I'm bragging.
- No, no.

109
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I think I'm good at sex.
I don't know, you decide.

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Me?

111
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But not tonight. It's our first date.

112
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Yeah.

113
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So what do you do?

114
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I'm a project manager at a design firm.

115
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We design and build private estates,
libraries, hotels, that sort of thing.

116
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- Yeah, right now, we're... <i>(fades out)</i>
- <i>(police radio)</i>

117
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- I'm sorry. Am I bothering you?
- What?

118
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No. No. Um...

119
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I was just trying to listen to something.

120
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I don't hear anything.

121
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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I have to go to the bathroom.

122
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Sure.

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<i>(sirens)</i>

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<i>(phone rings)</i>

125
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- Yo, how's it going?
- Well, she's a talker, yeah.

126
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- Only question is, will you sleep with her?
- <i>That's the only question, huh?</i>

127
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,111
Yes. I'm notjust talking about your date
tonight. I am talking about life in general.

128
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,671
- That is the only question.
- What's going on there?

129
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,151
Uh, some big fire at 73rd and Broadway.
Everything's burning.

130
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,435
- <i>Is anyone hurt?</i>
- I don't know. Probably.

131
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,556
It's blocking my way to the gym.

132
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,313
My thoughts are with you
in this time of crisis.

133
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<i>(swoosh)</i>

134
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Wow! Oh, man!

135
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,517
- <i>What's going on?</i>
- It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing.

136
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,989
Are you serious? You lucky SOB.
I've never even seen her in person.

137
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,071
How does she look?

138
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,151
She looks...

139
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,874
- <i>What?</i>
- Blurry. But still pretty hot.

140
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,872
<i>Yeah? What's she doing now?</i>

141
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:54,159
She's spinning around
like one of those things that spins.

142
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,993
<i>Amazing. That's unbelievable.</i>

143
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,071
Yeah. It's so cool.

144
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,350
- Oh!
- <i>(crowd cheers)</i>

145
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,672
Yes. That's it, show's over.
She put the fire out. Fantastic.

146
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<i>(crowd chants)</i> G-Girl! G-Girl!
G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!

147
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Oh! OK.

148
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,669
And she's gone.
Flew off into the sunset. Amazing.

149
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<i>Unbelievable. Hey, why do you think</i>
<i>they call her G-Girl?</i>

150
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:32,640
I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"?
I'm not really sure.

151
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,950
<i>What do you think about "good kisser"?</i>

152
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I can't believe I missed that.
I'm eating Indian food.

153
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<i>Oh, wait, no, no. "Goddess woman".</i>

154
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- <i>What about "G-spot"?</i>
- I gotta go. Bye.

155
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Whoo!

156
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:51,355
Huge line. Sorry.
It was a really, really long line.

157
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,797
- You got a little something on your chin.
- What? Oh. Oh.

158
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,998
- I hate when that happens.
- When what happens?

159
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,071
Mystery smudges.

160
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:06,756
- Gotta go to the bathroom.
- Um... You didn'tjust go to the bathroom?

161
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:12,559
Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

162
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,668
- She sounds like a nutcase.
- So you're saying she's perfect for me?

163
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,955
Crazy women are attracted to you.

164
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,032
It's like you give off a scent.

165
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,111
You should do a background check on her.

166
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,715
What do you think? Shall we
keep these walls brick or make it stucco?

167
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,872
- Did you kick the plug?
- I don't know.

168
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,874
- Let me handle this one.
- All right.

169
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,758
- Don't do that.
- Don't do what? What are you talking about?

170
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,353
You mean this?

171
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,714
Hey!

172
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:45,510
Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't
think cos I'm a guy you can manhandle me.

173
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,273
Hey! What the hell's going on here?

174
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,669
- Oh, no. Sorry, her...
- Steve.

175
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,433
Her computer had gone down.
I was plugging it back in.

176
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- I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried.
- Oh. None taken.

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- I missed you.
- I missed you too.

178
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,915
- Not here!
- Sorry.

179
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:09,238
See, Saunders? You need to be with someone
who appreciates you, like Steve here.

180
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,677
Yeah. I'm looking for Mr Right.
Haven't found him yet, though. Not given up.

181
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:20,029
- Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you.
- This is Matt. You've met him, like, five times.

182
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,557
- Oh, right, right. Sorry.
- It's OK. I'm a very forgettable person.

183
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,474
When I was growing up, I'd come down
to breakfast and Mom would scream,

184
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,596
call the cops on me.

185
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,513
- It's ajoke, right? Yeah.
- Yeah.

186
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,912
- It's a good one. Got me back.
- Hey, baby, we should be going to lunch.

187
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,949
Hey, Saunders, that woman is trouble.
Do not call her.

188
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,316
<i>(* "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)</i>

189
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,359
- OK, we're done.
- What happened? We just started.

190
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,874
That's it. No. I got a twinge.

191
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,269
Dude, you should definitely call her back.

192
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,432
- Yeah? You think I should?
- Oh, yeah.

193
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,710
Cos she's good to go.

194
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,031
And you haven't gone in six months.

195
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,639
Oh, yes. Plus, what's the downside?

196
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:18,353
I don't know. She seems a little, uh...
She's neurotic, you know. And distant.

197
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,672
That's good. That's a good thing.
Neurotic and distant is a very good thing.

198
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,070
Yeah, neurotic women are hellcats in bed.

199
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,798
<i>(meows)</i>

200
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,031
Plus, if she's distant,
you're both in it for the same thing.

201
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,315
Coitus maximus.

202
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:39,638
There's no, "Could she be the one? I'm falling
hard for her" kind of crap to get in the way.

203
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,314
It' s just pure carnal nirvana.

204
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,439
- Your argument's repugnant and intriguing.
- That's kind of my thing.

205
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,711
- Oh, hey.
- Hi. Oh, wow. Thank you.

206
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,518
- You're welcome.
- A rose.

207
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,194
Different colour roses mean different things.

208
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,273
Red ones mean passion or love,
so this is great.

209
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,477
But I'm not saying I think
you're telling me that you love me.

210
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,755
I mean, it's absurdly early for that.

211
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,559
But you never know. Maybe someday.

212
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,359
Or never. No pressure.

213
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,949
Let me get us a cab. Taxi.

214
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,951
Taxi!

215
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,551
Hey, it's stopping.

216
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,028
Here we go.

217
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,190
You OK?

218
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,919
At least we got a ride.

219
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,514
Can we stop by the gallery?
We opened a new show.

220
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,149
Sounds great.
Hey, thanks for stopping. Appreciate it.

221
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,991
Wow.

222
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,388
Wonder what she's looking at.

223
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,749
Ouch! That's gotta hurt.

224
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,911
So what do you think?

225
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,913
It's interesting. And a little disturbing.

226
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:30,717
I know. It's surprising
how frightening things attract us.

227
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:36,796
Matt, I have to help people every day,
and nobody's ever helped me except you.

228
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,151
You're my hero.

229
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,711
<i>(Jenny groans)</i>

230
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,316
I'm sorry. What is it? Tell me.

231
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,075
It's your tongue. You're using it all wrong.

232
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,593
- What are you talking about?
- You shouldn't stick it out like a dead fish.

233
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,478
You're supposed to flick it a little.

234
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,757
I think that I was flicking it, wasn't I?
I was doing that.

235
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,354
- No. Not enough.
- Really?

236
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,716
I'm not used to having my tongue skills
critiqued like this, OK?

237
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,995
Maybe not to your face.

238
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,711
Oh, man.

239
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,631
Let me help you.

240
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,674
Close your eyes.

241
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,231
Now do what I do.

242
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:53,675
So, uh... this is my place.
I redesigned the space when I bought it.

243
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,478
- It's nice.
- Thank you.

244
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,313
This is the dining room.
Doesn't get a lot of use.

245
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,960
- Well, I could help with that.
- OK.

246
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,271
This is my fish. That's Biggie Smalls.

247
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,430
Hi, Biggie.

248
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,910
He's... he's never met a woman before.

249
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,553
<i>(Jenny)</i> Well, he's about to get en eyeful.

250
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,717
- <i>Will you show me the rest of your place?</i>
- <i>OK.</i>

251
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,360
<i>I'll take you over to the kitchen.</i>

252
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:32,197
<i>That's the refrigerator.</i>
<i>I can get you a juice, a beer.</i>

253
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,794
<i>I'll make you anything. Yeah.</i>

254
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,431
I'm not thirsty either.

255
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,076
- And this is the, uh...
- Bed.

256
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,475
Oh, that's a great sweater. Wow.

257
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,838
What a blouse.
Let me help with those buttons.

258
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,911
<i>(gasps)</i>

259
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:06,990
- I'm sorry. I need the, um...
- Oh, yeah. The bathroom? It's right there.

260
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,515
She goes to the bathroom a lot.

261
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,389
I'm ready.

262
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,234
That's what I call structural integrity.

263
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,552
All right! You should have
been dressed like that all night.

264
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,790
You look great.

265
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,508
- Let me help you with this.
- <i>(rip)</i>

266
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,591
Ooh.

267
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,552
- I must be a little nervous.
- It's OK.

268
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,632
I got a closet full of 'em.
Let me handle this one, though.

269
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,995
- Let's take care of these.
- OK.

270
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,354
<i>(rip)</i>

271
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,711
Thanks.

272
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,999
Who'd have thought we'd have ended up
like this after that day on the subway?

273
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,435
Ain't life grand?

274
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,831
- Matt?
- Yeah?

275
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,029
Do you mind if I get on top?

276
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,873
Trust me, it's better that way.

277
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,951
10-4.

278
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,078
Are you ready?

279
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,913
- OK.
- OK.

280
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,195
- Here we go.
- <i>(bed slides)</i>

281
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,391
Wow.

282
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,349
OK, I get it.

283
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,270
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

284
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,271
Whoo! Whoo!

285
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,191
Oh, goddamn!

286
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,470
OK, now I need a break.

287
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,431
Agh!

288
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,232
I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.

289
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,029
- A bed or a penis?
- Both.

290
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:34,831
<i>(* "The Joker" by Fatboy Slim</i>
<i>featuring Bootsy Collins)</i>

291
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,156
* <i>Some people call me the space cowboy</i>

292
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,590
* <i>Some people call me the gangster of love</i>

293
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,349
* <i>Yeah</i>

294
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,830
* <i>Some people walking around</i>
<i>calling me Maurice</i>

295
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:59,994
There are three moments
I will remember until the day I die.

296
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:05,234
One, the look on my father's face
when I graduated from Harvard Law School.

297
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:10,314
Two, helping a beached
mother whale give birth.

298
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,960
And three,

299
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,078
you and me together, here, tonight.

300
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,798
Don't speak to me again, ever.

301
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,313
<i>(Matt whistles)</i>

302
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,391
Uh-oh. Oh, no.

303
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,516
Water, please. Got a big night.

304
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,238
No, no, no.

305
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,791
Don't tell me. You have invaded the
female nation and spread your democracy.

306
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,236
What can I say? She's completely
different than I thought she was.

307
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,312
- Hot, though, right?
- Unbelievably hot.

308
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,393
I don't even know if I should tell you this.
I don't know if you can handle it.

309
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,199
I can handle it. Please?

310
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,750
- She broke my bed.
- Wow.

311
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,035
Busted it to pieces.

312
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,157
- And that's a good thing, right?
- Yeah. That's a good thing.

313
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,516
- I'm gonna see her again today.
- What are you talking about?

314
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,114
No! You have sex with her once
and then you move on.

315
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,671
Not if you get on the greatest ever roller
coaster, you don't. You get back in that line.

316
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,753
Get in line, ride two or three more times,
throw your hands in the air and scream.

317
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,910
But soon you're gonna end up nauseous.

318
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,911
Hey, guys.

319
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,039
- How are you guys doing?
- Keep that safety bar clamped down.

320
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,238
OK, I think you are gonna like this.
I have a little present for you, Saunders.

321
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,869
- Anything for me there?
- No. No, Vaughn.

322
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,791
- You have nice ears.
- Thank you.

323
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,553
- No lobes, though.
- An imperfection. We all got 'em.

324
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:38,476
Not me. Hey, so I downloaded some
Chinese phrases for you, for the presentation.

325
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,472
- What do you think? Thought it might help.
- That's great.

326
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,472
- I thought it would help.
- You're the best, you know that?

327
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,993
I know. I am.

328
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,753
Well, I gotta get going.
I'm going to see Jenny.

329
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,638
- You're seeing Jenny? Again?
- Yeah. Yeah.

330
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,679
- Oh. Things must really be going well.
- She broke his bed.

331
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,399
Thanks. That was really thoughtful of you.

332
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,199
- Oh, no problem.
- I'll see you two later.

333
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,236
- See you, Matt.
- Look after her, OK?

334
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,151
I will.

335
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,597
- Man, he's seeing Jenny again?
- Just a few more times.

336
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,877
- Matt Saunders? We're gonna take a ride.
- Wait a second! Hey! Wait!

337
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,436
Hey, now, look.
I don't appreciate being manhandled...

338
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,715
What's going on?

339
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,555
- Mr Saunders, thank you for your time.
- OK. Now, who are you?

340
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,792
Who am I? Do you watch television,
Mr Saunders? Read the papers?

341
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,077
- Use the net for anything other than porn?
- You're that Bedlam guy.

342
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,993
- Professor Bedlam.
- The "supervillain".

343
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,073
Please, I am not super, I am not a villain.
I'm just a regular man, like yourself,

344
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,438
with 10,000 times more money,
intelligence and taste.

345
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,232
OK, so what do you want from me?

346
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,118
Are you seeing anyone, Mr Saunders?

347
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,912
Are you asking me out? Ow!

348
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,233
I want you to tell me everything you know
about your new girlfriend.

349
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,517
- Jenny?
- Yes. Jenny.

350
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,273
Where does she like to go?
What does she like to do?

351
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,238
What music does she listen to?
Is she afraid of bugs?

352
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,550
Is she a dog person or a cat person?

353
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,076
- Does she wear panties...
- OK, now, look. Hold on just a goddamn...

354
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,517
Now, look.
It's gotta stop with the slapping, all right?!

355
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:40,438
I just don't feel real comfortable telling you,
a total stranger, someone's private habits.

356
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,114
You gotta understand that, right?

357
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,952
Of course.

358
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,677
<i>(screams)</i>

359
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,558
Please, someone! Help! Help!

360
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,119
Save me! Please!

361
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,551
<i>(phone rings)</i>

362
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,271
Weasel!

363
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,637
Hey! Help! Yeah, you! You!

364
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,915
Get somebody from the Park Service!

365
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,877
Oh, jeez!

366
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,838
No! Help me! Oh, no!

367
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,116
Oh, my God!

368
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,270
- G-Girl! G-Girl, you saved me. Thank you!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

369
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,828
- Whoa! Hold me! Hold me!
- Don't look at me!

370
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,036
- But I just wanted to...
- Don't look at me!

371
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,714
OK, yeah. No looking. Got you. Roger.

372
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,036
Wow.

373
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:06,472
Looks like little Jenny's
been cashing in on her superpowers.

374
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,348
Idiot! We don't want her to know
we dropped by.

375
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,631
Ah.

376
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,277
Perfect.

377
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,312
<i>(Matt)</i> So I'm falling,
I mean, hurdling through the sky.

378
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,392
And just as I'm about to bite it,
and I mean out of nowhere,

379
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,836
she just catches me
and sets me right on the ground.

380
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,639
It was unbelievable.
The weird thing is, though,

381
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,314
that Bedlam guy,
he kept asking me about you.

382
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,960
- Do you know him?
- No, how could I know him?

383
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,793
- That's what I was thinking.
- So what was she like?

384
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,108
G-Girl?

385
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,629
I didn't really get a good look at her,
but to tell you the truth,

386
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,871
- she wasn't really what I expected, you know.
- In what way?

387
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,997
- I don't know. She just seemed a little...
- Brainy?

388
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,038
- Not really.
- Exotic? Effervescent?

389
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,554
No, I kind of got this vibe
she was a little nuts.

390
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,269
Nuts?! Maybe she was a little bit preoccupied,

391
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,715
having searched the entire city to save you

392
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,839
from being squished like a bug
on a windshield!

393
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,037
You girls all really stick together, don't you?

394
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,509
I like it. You're like one big gang.

395
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,071
<i>(horn blares)</i>

396
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,794
- Rule number one about crossing the street?
- Look both ways.

397
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,633
- That's right.
- <i>(horn blares)</i>

398
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,756
Jenny!

399
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,350
- One of you call 911!
- I'm fine. I'm fine. That was close.

400
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,078
I'm fine, I'm fine.

401
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,119
- You're not fine. How can you be fine?
- Look, Matt, I can walk.

402
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,715
Don't move. You probably have
internal bleeding and don't know it.

403
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,995
- No, not even a scratch.
- You are in shock.

404
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,358
Did anyone see this? It's like a miracle.
Truly, it's like a miracle.

405
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,156
I mean, are you sure that you're OK?
I mean, you seem to be walking fine.

406
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,117
Yeah.

407
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,276
This is the first time
that I've ever brought anybody here.

408
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,396
- Ever.
- Really? Wow.

409
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,554
Yeah, it seems like a really great place.

410
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,269
I'm still just kind of wondering
what the hell happened out there.

411
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,191
I know.

412
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,990
I didn't expect to do this.
At least, not yet anyway.

413
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,073
- But it's good. It's good.
- OK.

414
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,073
Cos what we have is so very, very special.

415
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,191
- I trust you.
- OK.

416
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,113
There should be nothing hanging between us.

417
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,112
Especially not this, don't you think?

418
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,117
I don't know what you're talking about.

419
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,237
I'll have to show you.

420
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,628
You look nice without your glasses.
You look good with them too.

421
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,990
I'll hold them for you.

422
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,316
OK...

423
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,393
I don't know what the explanation is,
but I like it already.

424
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:30,316
Unless it's one of those <i>Crying Game</i> things?
It's not that, is it? I mean, I'm from Denver.

425
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,755
Just wait.

426
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,992
You got a G-Girl costume on.
That's...

427
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,753
Kind of went all out, didn't you?

428
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,190
And you even dyed your...

429
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,995
Oh.

430
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,071
Wow!

431
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,071
Are you kidding me?

432
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,758
Oh, man. This is incredible.

433
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,832
- But you can't tell anyone!
- Yeah, nobody except Vaughn.

434
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,390
He slept with a Victoria's Secret model,
I've never heard the end of it.

435
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,040
- This will blow that out of the water.
- No! Nobody.

436
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,237
Matt, you have to promise me
you'll never, ever tell anyone.

437
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:22,155
- Fine, you got it.
- No matter what, you will <i>never</i> tell anyone.

438
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,276
Hey, I swear.

439
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,399
Say you'd rather have a chain saw
shoved up your ass than tell.

440
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,710
- Is that actually a possibility?
- Say it!

441
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,713
I'd rather have a chain saw
shoved up my ass than tell.

442
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,358
OK.

443
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,716
So this Bedlam guy, he's like
your arch nemesis or something?

444
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,396
Uh-huh. He's been a pain in the butt ever
since we had this falling out in high school.

445
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,710
- You guys went to school together?
- Mm-hm.

446
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,199
Wow.

447
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,113
By the way, his name's not really Bedlam.

448
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,796
It's Barry. Barry Edward Lambert.
Bedlam, get it?

449
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,759
<i>Back then, we were both kind of outcasts.</i>
<i>Everybody else hated us.</i>

450
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,718
Nerd alert! Here come the geeks.

451
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,395
<i>(Jenny) So we looked out for each other.</i>

452
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,951
<i>It's only natural</i>
<i>that we spent a lot of time together.</i>

453
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,030
<i>We really liked each other.</i>

454
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,630
<i>It was close to the end of our junior year</i>

455
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,395
<i>when I decided it was about time</i>
<i>to get the virginity thing over with.</i>

456
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,119
<i>I mean, Barry was harmless enough.</i>

457
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,117
<i>I figured it might as well be him, right?</i>

458
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,237
<i>He was having some trouble</i>
<i>getting his pants off.</i>

459
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,709
<i>And that's when it happened.</i>

460
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,433
Jenny!

461
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,149
- <i>(explosion)</i>
- Come on!

462
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,553
This is not how I planned this evening.

463
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,870
Oh, my God. Look at that.

464
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,628
It's so cool.

465
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,032
- What are you doing?
- Isn't it amazing?

466
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,156
Don't. It could be dangerous.

467
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,831
<i>(screams)</i>

468
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,671
<i>(whimpers)</i>

469
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,319
<i>(Jenny) When I got back to school,</i>
<i>even with a wig,</i>

470
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,392
<i>people noticed</i>
<i>there was something different about me.</i>

471
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,914
Hi, girls. Ooh, my glasses.

472
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,389
<i>(Jenny) And it worked for me.</i>

473
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,556
Hey.

474
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,119
Ugh!

475
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,353
<i>(Jenny) Unfortunately, Barry and I grew apart.</i>

476
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,635
<i>He stopped talking to me.</i>

477
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,109
<i>And then ignored me totally.</i>

478
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,396
Anyway, things got worse between us
after I graduated.

479
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,675
I committed to being a full-time superhero

480
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,673
and he fell into the evil mastermind business,
yada-yada-yada. That's my story.

481
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,079
Wow.

482
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,675
And this whole time,
I just had this weird feeling

483
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,276
that there was just something
a little off about you.

484
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,876
- Really?
- You just had a secret, that's all.

485
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,794
- A supersecret.
- Now we both do.

486
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,077
- May I ask you something?
- What?

487
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,959
I just think it could
maybe be a fun thing to try.

488
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,554
It's kind of a request.

489
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,191
Sure.

490
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,594
- Be right back.
- OK.

491
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,989
Is this what you had in mind?

492
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,277
Oh, yeah. That's it.

493
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,916
Matt Saunders,
you've been a very, very evil boy.

494
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,239
I think you need to be brought to justice.

495
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,871
Yeah. I have been known
to bend a rule here and there.

496
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,954
Total unrelenting justice.

497
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,313
Hey! Wow! Shit!

498
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,759
- Don't let go, all right?
- Oh, no.

499
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,593
Oh, yeah, you got me.

500
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,671
Scared you.

501
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,079
Wow.

502
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,594
Wow, we are high.

503
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,592
- We are really, really high.
- Oh, yeah!

504
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,879
Jenny, you know, as fun as this is,
I'm feeling just a little bit emasculated here,

505
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,999
with you kind of carrying me around
like a toy poodle. But don't let go.

506
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,119
Careful. Where are you going?
Careful. Come on. Fly right.

507
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,191
Be careful.

508
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,874
- I've always wanted to try this.
- Try what?

509
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,557
That? Wow.
I'm not sure that's gonna work up here.

510
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,631
It's draughty too.

511
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,828
What if I do this?

512
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,551
- You're not wearing any underwear.
- Yeah. I thought it might be easier that way.

513
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,796
- Isn't this fun?
- It is fun. Yeah.

514
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,190
Puts a whole new twist on the mile-high club.

515
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,236
<i>(moans)</i> Ready?

516
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,515
Whoa. Not ready!

517
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,835
- No!
- Just go with it.

518
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,639
- Yeah, but...
- I know, I know! Don't stop! Yes.

519
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,789
- No!
- Yes!

520
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,871
- Oh, god, no!
- Yeah!

521
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,071
Jenny!

522
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,833
Yes!

523
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,153
Yes!

524
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,994
Don't ever do that again!

525
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,070
G-Girl's hair before.

526
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,874
Watch and learn.

527
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,039
Her body is made
of the toughest substance known to man.

528
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,671
But I know your secret.

529
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,477
All right, now. G-Girl's hair after.

530
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,516
Yes! Yes!

531
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,832
- Saunders, what's wrong?
- I got a splinter in my finger.

532
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,276
- Let me see.
- It's no big deal. I can get it out, I just need...

533
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,999
- Come here. I'm good at this.
- What are you gonna do?

534
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,071
Hold on.

535
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,635
Hey, how did you do that?

536
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,711
Well, I have my ways.

537
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,035
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

538
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,757
Jenny, what...

539
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,990
What are you doing in New Jersey?

540
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,833
I called your office
and found out where you were.

541
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,514
I thought I would surprise you.

542
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,918
- Are you surprised?
- I am surprised. I wanted to...

543
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,117
Thanks. Good to see you.
Let me introduce you to Hannah Lewis.

544
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,749
- This is Jenny Johnson.
- Hi. It's really nice to finally meet you.

545
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,308
- Saunders talks about you all the time.
- I do.

546
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,755
- I feel like I already know you.
- Really?

547
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,673
Cos I feel like I'm just getting to know you.

548
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,957
OK. Hey, um... Got an idea.

549
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,953
Hannah and her boyfriend Steve, I was
thinking, maybe we go out this weekend,

550
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,272
just the two couples, two happy couples,
hit the town? What do you say?

551
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,998
- Great.
- Great.

552
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,149
Great.

553
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,711
Oh, OK.

554
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,911
Bye.

555
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,432
I'm sorry, guys. I have some bad news.

556
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:59,196
- You got a little something right there.
- Oh, thank you.

557
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,556
Steve can't make it.
He had an emergency thong shoot.

558
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,757
- A thong shoot emergency?
- Yeah, well, you know,

559
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,796
one bad wedgie can be fatal.

560
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,199
Yeah.

561
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,555
<i>(fake laughter)</i>

562
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,913
Where's our stupid waiter? Sir!

563
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,831
Hold on. Something's going on.

564
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,514
<i>The Pentagon has confirmed</i>
<i>an errant test missile</i>

565
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,672
<i>is in fact on a direct course</i>
<i>for the tristate area.</i>

566
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,958
<i>So far, all attempts to detonate or intercept</i>
<i>the missile have been unsuccessful.</i>

567
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,758
Great. Perfect.

568
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:35,153
<i>(newsreader) If it strikes within the city,</i>
<i>the death toll could reach into the thousands.</i>

569
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,913
- That does not sound good.
- Yeah, it sounds serious.

570
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,117
Maybe somebody should do something.

571
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,239
Mm-hm, yeah, like the air force.
It's theirjob, right?

572
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,279
So, Hannah, how long
have you and Matty known each other?

573
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,911
Well, we started working together at Cockrum
about three years ago.

574
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,754
<i>We're getting reports of sporadic</i>
<i>looting from the Bronx to Staten Island.</i>

575
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,799
<i>The government has urged people</i>
<i>not to panic and to stay in their homes.</i>

576
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,871
<i>(sirens wail)</i>

577
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,760
Mmm, gnocchi. Gnocchi sounds good.
Anyone want to share a gnocchi?

578
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,798
I'm sorry, but what if
the air force can't stop it?

579
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,952
Somebody else might need to step in.

580
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,952
Maybe somebody deserves one night out

581
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,679
without having to deal
with some impending disaster.

582
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,830
I think someone has earned it. Don't you?

583
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,717
<i>(horn blares, car crashes)</i>

584
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,475
Are you on a diet?
What are you gonna order?

585
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,872
I don't know. I mean, shouldn't
we be leaving? Is this safe here?

586
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,396
Sir! Can we get some service here?
I mean, I'm filling up on baguette.

587
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,552
I think everybody's preoccupied
with what's happening.

588
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,518
Maybe if someone
could just take care of the problem,

589
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,195
everyone can have a better night,
a smoother night, know what I mean?

590
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,431
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Yeah, I'd appreciate it.

591
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,557
In fact, I'd superappreciate it.

592
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,711
All right. Fine!

593
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,231
Is she OK? Where is she going?

594
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,630
She's fine. She gets stressed.
I have her looping around the block.

595
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:22,919
<i>Too late for a mass evacuation, the situation</i>
<i>is dangerous and potentially catastrophic.</i>

596
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:29,109
<i>But all the citizens of New York can do</i>
<i>is sit, wait and pray for a miracle.</i>

597
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:35,275
<i>We're now getting a live picture of the missile</i>
<i>as it approaches the city.</i>

598
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,836
<i>It appears certain that... Wait, what is that?</i>

599
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,039
<i>It is G-Girl!</i>

600
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,596
- <i>She is approaching the errant missile.</i>
- <i>(man)</i> Love that girl!

601
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,279
<i>My God!</i>

602
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,749
<i>She just kicked it.</i>

603
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,038
<i>She just deflected the missile</i>
<i>away from the city.</i>

604
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,315
<i>We're safe! We are safe!</i>

605
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,436
<i>(crowd cheers)</i>

606
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,598
<i>(crowd chants)</i> G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!

607
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,750
You know, Matt, there are some things
I don't need infravision to see through.

608
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,719
Sorry, what are you talking about?

609
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,190
You and that slut from your office - Hannah.

610
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,558
She is not a slut.
That is a terrible thing to say, Jenny.

611
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,076
- You want to screw her, don't you?
- No. No, I do not.

612
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,912
I don't believe you.

613
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,991
Can I say something?

614
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,038
Her boyfriend's a male model, OK? A model.

615
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,918
I don't think she'd be very interested
in a guy like me.

616
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,718
I see your point.

617
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,237
So you want to screw her, you just can't,
because she's got a boyfriend.

618
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,632
No, I'm just saying that we're friends
who work together. We're work friends.

619
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,473
Don't lie to me!

620
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,596
- What the hell did you do that for?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

621
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,638
I'll pay for that, I swear.

622
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,870
OK, don't... d-don't do that.

623
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,793
Don't cry, OK? Lt'll be OK.

624
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,230
I know I get a little crazy sometimes.

625
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,311
It's just...

626
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,429
I love you so much.

627
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,435
OK... OK...

628
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,956
- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?

629
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,831
Oh, sorry.

630
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,754
Look at her. She's like a cheerleader
from Spank Me University.

631
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,514
Dude, what's wrong?
You look like shit.

632
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,434
Let's go with the lighter weight today,
shall we?

633
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,071
I'm actually thinking that
my first impression of Jenny was accurate.

634
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,676
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, complete emotional basket case.

635
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,114
- Needy, jealous...
- Mm-hm. Jealous.

636
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,272
...control...
- Controlling. A trifecta. Perfect.

637
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,158
The truth is, I don't even love her.

638
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,034
I'm in love with somebody else.

639
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,270
You're in love with somebody else? Who?

640
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,669
Is it me? Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it?

641
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,433
I feel the same way. I totally...

642
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,153
That's not a good sign, is it?

643
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:08,835
- Who are you talking about?
- I don't wanna say. Not until I've told her.

644
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,480
But, I mean, first I have
to break it off with Jenny.

645
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,030
- God knows how I'm gonna do that.
- OK, come with me. Listen.

646
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:19,079
There are only two ways to successfully
break it off with a woman.

647
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,720
You can either be ajerk or a weenie.

648
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:27,193
Now, the jerk route is simple. You're like,
"Hey, babe, listen up. I'm dumping your ass."

649
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,113
Just like that. It's quick, it's easy, it's painless.

650
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,113
- I don't think you have the balls for it.
- Well, what's the weenie route?

651
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,192
OK, good. Weenie route. Let's go with that.

652
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,590
Sit real close, keep it romantic, OK?

653
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,152
Keep a kind of a sparkle in the eye,
take her hand. Give me your hand.

654
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,629
You say, "Sweetheart,

655
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:54,078
I think we need to take a little time off
from the relationship to re-evaluate things."

656
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,628
Don't return any of her calls
for a year and a half.

657
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,792
Pretty soon she'll give up
and you'll be in the clear.

658
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,030
I can't believe I actually listen to you.

659
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,396
Another thing. Make sure you do it
after you've had sex with her.

660
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,119
It's really difficult the other way around.

661
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,591
I was thinking, maybe we should
take a little time to... <i>(clears throat)</i>

662
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,274
Re-examine where this is going.

663
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,591
My God.

664
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,274
Are you breaking up with me?

665
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,278
No. No. Not at all.

666
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:48,877
I mean, I just... I think it would be wise
to try and evaluate where we stand,

667
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,719
just to make sure we're on the same page.

668
00:49:54,600 --> 00:50:00,038
So you're not saying that we should
start seeing other people or anything?

669
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,509
No. No.

670
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,068
- No, I'm not saying that.
- <i>(relieved sigh)</i>

671
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,675
OK, good. You scared me there for a second.

672
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:15,632
Although seeing other people might
eventually be a part of the evaluation process.

673
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,591
Oh, my God.

674
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,672
You are breaking up with me.

675
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,594
- Jenny, it's not you, OK?
- Shut up!

676
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:39,554
I know exactly what it is.
It's that slut from your office, Hannah.

677
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,029
- You're sleeping with her.
- I am not sleep...

678
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,749
- But you want to!
- Jenny, now, hold on a second, OK?

679
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,400
You're such a liar!

680
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:53,793
Look, I am not a liar, all right? You wanna
know the truth? It's not Hannah, OK? It's you.

681
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,429
You're needy, jealous, manipulative.
I can't take it any more.

682
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,512
- It's crazy.
- Don't call me crazy!

683
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:09,149
See? That's the kind of thing I'm talking
about. I can't handle that on a daily basis.

684
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,310
Well, handle this.

685
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,518
What are you doing?!

686
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,072
You are so gonna regret this.

687
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,391
Oh, man.

688
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,477
- Wednesday? Thursday?
- No. No.

689
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,677
Friday? Saturday? Sunday?
Brunch? In the day?

690
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,751
Don't speak to me.

691
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,994
Oh, well. Look at it this way.

692
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,310
The hard part is over.

693
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,595
I don't know. She said I'd regret it.

694
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,555
Don't worry about that. They always say that.

695
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,392
Yeah?

696
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,471
I guess you're right.

697
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:12,071
You know, there's something that I've been
dying to tell you ever since I found it out.

698
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,833
- Found out what?
- I just need you to promise me...

699
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,832
- I promise.
- Hold on, let me finish, this is serious.

700
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:23,916
- I need you to promise me that you're not...
- I promise. I won't tell anybody. Tell me.

701
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,428
You know Jenny?

702
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,511
Yeah.

703
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,231
She's G-Girl.

704
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,271
Bullshit.

705
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,149
Bullshit.

706
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:50,277
Apparently, this old dog
still has a few tricks left.

707
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,352
Oh, my God, you have been doing G-Girl!

708
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,079
- I know! It's unbelievable. Me.
- Incredible.

709
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,878
- I can't believe it.
- Knuckles.

710
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,872
Imagine the heat I'll have
with the women when they find out.

711
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,839
Wait. Whoa. Isn't she gonna mind
you revealing her secret identity?

712
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,753
I warned you, Matt Saunders!

713
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,192
No!

714
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,917
<i>(* "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd)</i>

715
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,912
* <i>She hates me</i>

716
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,037
* <i>Trust, she f***ing hates me</i>

717
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,236
* <i>La la la la</i>

718
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,357
* <i>She hates me</i>

719
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,158
* <i>Trust, she f***ing hates me</i>

720
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,629
Watch it, dumb-ass!

721
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,712
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

722
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,837
What could be wrong?
Everything's great. Never better.

723
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,876
Tell me.

724
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,878
OK. I, uh... I broke up with Jenny.

725
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,511
You were right. I mean, she is
totally deranged, off-her-rocker crazy.

726
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,751
I should have listened to you
from the beginning.

727
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,832
Why don't you lay off
the crazy women for a while, huh?

728
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,514
Come here. I'm sorry.

729
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,591
Hey, Hannah.

730
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,115
There's been something that I've been
meaning to tell you for a long time.

731
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,191
Yes?

732
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,157
It's about you and...

733
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,711
- Sorry. Are you OK?
- Out. Now.

734
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,916
I'm going through a weird phase.

735
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,355
- I saw that!
- What? No, it was nothing, Carla.

736
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,954
Nothing? You knocked her down! You hit her!

737
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,113
- Was there groping? Did he grope you?
- No, it was an accident.

738
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,191
An accident? OK, like a fender-bender?

739
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,953
Here, we need to talk. Come here.

740
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,557
Listen, my friend.
You are headed for some serious trouble.

741
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,598
- Don't make excuses. That's the first mistake.
- OK.

742
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,912
You have got to get your mind out of the
gutter long enough to nail this presentation.

743
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,437
- I hear you, homegirl. I got it.
- What? What did you just call me?!

744
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,714
What? I don't know.

745
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:11,396
If the company doesn't get this project,
we're going to take a major hit.

746
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,392
You really have a problem. Call my therapist.

747
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,277
OK, I'll call him... her.

748
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,078
- Matt.
- What?

749
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,549
- Phone call.
- Oh, man.

750
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,717
That boy has a major case of the hornies.

751
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,639
Yeah?

752
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:33,076
There's the young kid that zooms around
in here. Did he do something?

753
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,835
- It's just up here.
- Looks like they broke in, fried the camera

754
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,115
and then blew a huge hole
through the wall.

755
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,431
- I've never seen nothing like it.
- Don't make no sense.

756
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,318
We got a lot of nice cars -
his is the only one they took.

757
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,038
Bitch.

758
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:52,831
Somebody went to a lot of trouble.
You know who could have done this?

759
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,229
No. No, I don't.

760
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,313
- Somebody with a grudge against you?
- Grudge? Against me?

761
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,154
No. No, I don't. I'm sorry.

762
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:05,435
- We'll let you know if it turns up.
- OK.

763
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,274
- Let's get to the paperwork.
- I wouldn't hold my breath on that, sir.

764
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,676
Gentlemen... <i>(speaks Chinese)</i>

765
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,036
If you look closely, our model here...

766
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,111
What the hell...?

767
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,710
Oh, that's just great.

768
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,758
Oh, shit! I just got that fixed.

769
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:36,312
Sorry, just came to use your telescope.
Nice and dark, isn't it?

770
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,119
Wait a second. Is this all because of you?

771
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,910
Yep, that'd be me. Ah, yes.

772
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,230
There we go.

773
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,754
Come and have a look-see.

774
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,595
I don't see any...

775
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,675
- That's real mature.
- Save you a fortune in parking.

776
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,833
Why are you doing this to me?
I mean, you're supposed to be the good guy.

777
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,754
I am the good guy. You are the bad guy.

778
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,549
It's been a pleasure seeing you,
but I got a big day at the office tomorrow.

779
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:21,474
I've got an important presentation to make,
so I need to get some sleep.

780
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:26,554
I'm gonna have to say good night. You might
be the hottest girl I've ever gone out with,

781
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,474
but you wanna know something?
You're the craziest, hands down!

782
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,755
- Really?
- Aargh!

783
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,310
Dick?!

784
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,115
<i>(speak Chinese)</i>

785
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,838
Will we begin soon?

786
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,435
I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting.
I apologise. It's very rude.

787
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,717
Just a few more minutes, please.

788
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,110
- Hi. Excuse me, hi.
- Glad you could join us.

789
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,794
Can you tell me why you're wearing a hat?

790
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,236
- No.
- Why am I not surprised?

791
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,869
- Hi. How are you?
- We can finally begin.

792
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,428
- Gentlemen, I give you Matt Saunders.
- You OK?

793
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,954
I'm fine. I'm fine.

794
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,634
OK, gentlemen...

795
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,188
<i>(speaks Chinese)</i>

796
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,912
OK. Our design integrates
classic architectural ideas

797
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,956
from the history of Chinese culture

798
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,591
and transforms them
into a contemporary 21st century aesthetic.

799
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,673
But you can see clearly
that functionality has not been sac...

800
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,830
<i>(swoosh)</i>

801
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,270
Sac...

802
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:57,033
<i>(clears throat)</i> Sacrificed, as you can see here
by the multiple entrances to the central

803
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,634
multipurpose courtyard area.

804
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,029
Exactly. Exactly. Right.

805
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,759
And with a total capacity for...

806
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,910
You are one sick bastard!

807
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,154
Oh, man. I am so, so sorry.

808
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,231
- Thanks.
- <i>(sniggers)</i>

809
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,197
- You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right?
- Vaughn, shh!

810
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,679
Sorry.

811
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,355
Man, no woman's ever done that to me,
and I actually <i>am</i> a dick.

812
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,514
OK, all done.
I am so sorry that you got fired.

813
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,909
What happened in there?
Why did you...

814
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,913
It's hard to explain.
Let's just say it's a good time for me to leave.

815
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:01,073
- Where are you going?
- Don't know. Don't care.

816
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,075
Look, if there's something wrong,
I'd like to help.

817
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:12,793
Look, Hannah. Please just stay
as far away from me as possible, OK?

818
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,031
If something were to happen to you
because of me,

819
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,918
I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

820
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,791
<i>(knock at door)</i>

821
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,196
Oh, damn!

822
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,271
<i>(pained gasps)</i>

823
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,790
May we come in?

824
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,871
Nice place.

825
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,314
You broke her heart, didn't you?

826
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,631
What do you need? Why are you here?
I'm in the middle of a project.

827
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,269
The same as you -
to get her out of my life for good.

828
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,635
I want you to help me neutralise her.

829
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:08,840
Hey, whatever she's done to me,
I'm not gonna help you kill her.

830
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,480
I didn't say "kill", I said "neutralise".

831
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,757
It's a neutral word.
"Kill" is "kill". This is Switzerland.

832
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:20,517
I have developed the means
of permanently stripping her of her powers.

833
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,153
No powers?

834
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:28,439
So she'd just be another average,
everyday, run-of-the-mill, crazy ex-girlfriend?

835
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,829
Yeah. That's gotta be better.

836
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,991
- So what would you want me to do?
- Draw her out into the open.

837
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:39,197
Help me get her when her guard is down,
when she's vulnerable.

838
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,831
Look, I don't mean to offend you,
but you have a reputation for doing things

839
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,275
that most people would consider to be...

840
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,032
No-nos?

841
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,269
Yes.

842
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:53,433
Yeah. Nothing to worry about. I'm retiring.

843
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,670
- From supervillainy?
- Yeah.

844
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,912
That's good. Look, if you're going to retire,
why notjust forget about her?

845
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,468
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm leaving town.

846
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:08,908
Because that woman, she just won't
leave me alone. She's obsessed with me.

847
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,834
She has harassed me at every turn
and she never, ever stops.

848
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:19,075
So when you finally realise that she is not the
woman who is ever going to forget about you,

849
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,758
- then you give me a call.
- OK.

850
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,831
All right?

851
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,437
Or you can email me
at "professorbedlam. Com".

852
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,511
It's all one word.

853
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,791
I think I'll just, uh... give running away a try.

854
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,431
<i>(phone rings)</i>

855
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,311
<i>(answer phone) It's Matt.</i>
<i>Please leave a message.</i>

856
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,632
<i>Matt, it's Hannah.</i>
<i>Are you there? Please pick up.</i>

857
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:59,191
<i>I... I need your help.</i>
<i>Something really bad's happened.</i>

858
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,919
- <i>Oh, God, I guess you're not there. Bye.</i>
- Hannah!

859
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,269
* <i>You can't stop this feeling</i>

860
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,669
* <i>You can't run away</i>

861
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,672
* <i>Baby, I'm what's on your mind</i>

862
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,514
* <i>You can't stop this feeling</i>

863
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,477
* <i>There's no escape</i>

864
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:21,959
* <i>No sleep tonight</i>

865
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,634
* <i>You won't get no sleep tonight</i>

866
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,712
<i>- (knock at door)</i>
- Who is it?

867
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,439
It's me, Matt. Open up.

868
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:35,399
Hannah. Are you OK?
What did she do to you? Is she here?

869
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,233
- Is who here?
- G-Girl!

870
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,788
G-Girl? Like the superhero?

871
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,075
Yeah, G-Girl the super...

872
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,231
Why did you call me?

873
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,958
- Steve was cheating on me.
- Oh, thank God.

874
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,270
What?

875
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,357
Thank God that you found out
sooner rather than later.

876
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,112
I am sorry.

877
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,909
Yeah, I caught him in bed
with another woman.

878
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,560
Actually, two other women.

879
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,952
Maybe three.
I don't know - I didn't really get a good look.

880
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,235
- Three?
- Yeah.

881
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:14,950
Wow.

882
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:20,273
Steve was so good-looking
and he loved jazz and rock-climbing.

883
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,715
He took me to nice places
and gave me multiple...

884
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,473
I don't really need to hear that.

885
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:35,111
The thing is,
I never really had any fun with him.

886
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,318
Not like I have with you.

887
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:43,473
You've been
a really good friend to me, Saunders.

888
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,991
Hannah, the thing is,

889
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,437
I don't wanna be just a friend any more.

890
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,715
- You don't?
- No.

891
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,876
Look...

892
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:03,117
Hannah, my life has been really crazy lately.

893
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,158
But it has made me realise
what's most important to me.

894
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:11,758
Seeing you at work every day, that was
always the thing I looked forward to the most.

895
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:16,914
You're the smartest,
most beautiful girl that I've ever met.

896
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,076
And I'm completely
and totally in love with you.

897
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,838
Oh.

898
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:48,520
<i>(Matt)</i> Oh, that was great. Didn't hurt at all.

899
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:55,233
I probably shouldn't tell you this,
but this might be the best moment of my life.

900
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,073
That's not fair. I was gonna say that.

901
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,593
Oh.

902
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,671
<i>(Jenny)</i> Hey! Sweetie!

903
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,279
Matt?

904
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,359
I hate you, Matt Saunders!

905
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,317
Get down!

906
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,754
<i>(brakes screech, loud smash)</i>

907
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,591
<i>(screaming)</i>

908
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,237
Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

909
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,755
I can't tell you.

910
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,877
And she was so pissed off.
Have you done something?

911
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,394
- Are you in trouble?
- No. Well, yeah.

912
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,675
And as long as I'm here, so are you.

913
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,433
You gotta get outside the city.
Go someplace and hide.

914
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,353
San Diego. Tahiti. Utah.

915
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,874
No, not Utah, Utah sucks. Anywhere else.

916
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,554
But you gotta go someplace,
lay low for a while.

917
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,154
- I don't understand.
- Look.

918
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:25,597
If I ever see you again,
this will all be over, OK?

919
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,669
Lf?

920
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,751
Matt, wait.

921
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,953
- Oh, it's you.
- Come in. Wait here.

922
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,840
- Right here? Where?
- What? Right here.

923
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,718
- OK.
- Over there.

924
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,831
Wow.

925
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:42,112
Look, I'm here cos I need your help, OK?
I just need to know how we're gonna stop her.

926
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:47,832
I have spent the past ten years trying
to analyse the source of G-Girl's power.

927
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,196
It is a unique type of radiation
that permeates every cell of her body.

928
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:56,070
Yeah, I know about the meteor in high school.
She told me. I know.

929
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,151
- She told you that?
- Yeah.

930
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,549
Did she talk about me?

931
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:05,076
I mean, she said you guys were friends,
you had a falling out.

932
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:09,392
Bullshit! That meteorite
changed everything between us.

933
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:14,554
But now, I've got something
that will totally level the playing field.

934
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,795
That?

935
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,518
The rock?

936
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,433
No, the ham. Yes, the rock.

937
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,636
A special rock.
It was a rock that gave off the radiation.

938
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,076
I now have a rock
that will absorb the radiation.

939
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,874
So if you got Jenny
close enough to this thing...

940
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:42,999
It'll draw the radiation from her body,
sucking it out of her like a sponge.

941
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,516
Draining her of her powers permanently.

942
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:50,673
OK, so what do you need me for?
Why can't you just get her close to it?

943
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,399
With that superhearing of hers?

944
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:56,870
No, I need someone who can lure her to it.

945
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,554
Someone who she has no cause to fear.

946
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,518
A weak and powerless simpleton.

947
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,591
An idiot.

948
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:24,432
<i>(Jenny)</i> No, all of these invoices were
returned. None of them have been paid.

949
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,875
Call back.

950
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,830
And these two are supposed to be...

951
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,631
Hi.

952
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,195
Hi.

953
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,554
What's this?

954
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,393
It's just a little something
I thought I'd bring by...

955
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,152
- Flowers?
- Yeah.

956
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:53,028
You think flowers
are going to make me forgive you?

957
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,874
No. No, I do not think that.
I don't think that at all.

958
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,157
Then what the hell are you doing here?

959
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:06,839
OK, look. To be honest, I realise that
I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

960
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:13,109
I'm desperately in love with you and I'd
do anything for us to be together again.

961
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,511
I would.

962
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,871
Oh, God.

963
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,951
They're beautiful.

964
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,552
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.

965
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,598
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

966
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:44,277
What do you think about today after work
you come by my place around seven

967
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:50,230
- and I'll make us a nice dinner?
- Seven? I'd love to.

968
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,631
Matt?

969
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,591
Matt?

970
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,269
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, Jenny.

971
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,636
Matt, it's beautiful.

972
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,678
Oh, what is that? Is that for me?

973
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,230
It is. It's a little something I got you cos...

974
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,676
I wanna apologise
for the terrible way that I've treated you.

975
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:44,116
- Itjust wasn't right.
- You're so sweet. You didn't have to.

976
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,475
- It's true, I'm sorry.
- What is it?

977
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:50,951
No peeking, OK? I want it
to be a surprise. Let's have a toast.

978
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,600
<i>(Jenny)</i> You are amazing.

979
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,558
<i>(Matt) To second chances.</i>

980
01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,835
<i>(Jenny) To second chances.</i>

981
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:05,791
The man's not bad.
He might have a future in our business.

982
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,515
You know, deep down,

983
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:13,116
I had a feeling that you'd realise
your mistake and come back to me.

984
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,191
You are wise.

985
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,918
- Do you wanna know a secret?
- Sure.

986
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,994
That's why I didn't kill you.

987
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,071
<i>(forced laugh)</i>

988
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,868
Matt?

989
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,599
You are the sweetest guy I've ever met.

990
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,592
- Oh, no, no, I'm not.
- Yes, yes, you are.

991
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,034
You're sweet.

992
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,111
Yummy.

993
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,555
Matt?!

994
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,437
What are you doing here?

995
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,988
Me?! What are you doing here?

996
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,311
<i>You said your life was in danger.</i>
<i>And what's she doing here?</i>

997
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,312
- Who's that? Do we know her?
- I don't know her.

998
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:17,549
I don't know her.

999
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:22,668
You know how you tried to steal my
boyfriend by being such a big, fat whore?

1000
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,274
- It didn't work.
- Jenny, stop. Let me handle this.

1001
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,759
- Are you back with her?
- No.

1002
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,831
- What?
- Yeah.

1003
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,878
Look, it's very complicated, OK?

1004
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,679
How could you do this?
You told me you loved me.

1005
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,593
Hannah, please, just do me a favour, OK?
Just leave.

1006
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,719
I mean, just try to have a little self-respect.
You're starting to look pathetic.

1007
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:47,318
Matt! You are not... Oh, my God. There you
are. Thank God. I've been calling you all day.

1008
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,994
Playoff tickets. Amazing seats. You and me.

1009
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,674
- Not now.
- Tonight. Third base line. Yahoo!

1010
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:56,070
- Now is a terrible time, OK?
- Hey, what's in the box?

1011
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:00,631
- Stay away from that box.
- You know, Hannah,

1012
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,599
why don't you just run along before I have
to kick your ass back to Munchkin Land?

1013
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,592
- Stay away from it.
- It looks big, it might be a nice present.

1014
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:11,468
- Are you threatening me?
- Push me one more time and you'll find out.

1015
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:15,678
Oh, yeah? What are you going to do?
Squash me with your gigantic feet?

1016
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,479
- That's it!
- Don't touch me!

1017
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:24,118
Just do me a favour and leave
and take Hannah with you...

1018
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,110
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! You're G-Girl.

1019
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,955
You have been doing G-Girl?

1020
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:35,753
- Vaughn, open the box!
- Go! Go! Go! Watch the van!

1021
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,510
Open the damn box!

1022
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,039
Aargh!

1023
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:46,430
- It's not much of a present.
- Agh!

1024
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,511
I'm sorry.

1025
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,111
You bastard!

1026
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,479
Matt, that's a weird rock.

1027
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,879
Ah.

1028
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,919
A happy ending for everybody.
Well done, Mr Saunders.

1029
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,753
You did this? You helped him?

1030
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:17,152
I'm really sorry.
You did throw a shark at me, you know.

1031
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:20,915
Besides, Bedlam's gonna retire. It'll be OK.

1032
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,472
You idiot!

1033
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:28,637
Looks like you're done, honey.

1034
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:33,316
You always thought
you were so much better than me.

1035
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,197
Now it's my turn.

1036
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,431
Now I'll be the one with the powers.

1037
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:41,592
You'll be just plain old Jenny Johnson.

1038
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,193
We're having a moment here.

1039
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:51,954
- Not so tough now, huh?!
- Hannah, don't let her touch the rock!

1040
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,110
Hannah!

1041
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,239
Oh, no! Hannah!

1042
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,428
I can't even see her. We gotta get down there.

1043
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,511
Oh, man!

1044
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,396
I think she's dead, Matt.

1045
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,153
- I'm sorry. Let her go.
- We gotta dig her out!

1046
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,471
- We gotta start the grieving process.
- Are you crazy?

1047
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,028
- Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.
- You!

1048
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,554
I thought you were just ajerk!

1049
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,915
Now I find out you're really stupid.

1050
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,150
Teaming up with Barry?!

1051
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:49,196
You broke my heart
and now I'm gonna break your everything.

1052
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,751
Hey!

1053
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,559
Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch!

1054
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,994
Bring it!

1055
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,076
Oh, man!

1056
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,515
Yes, girl fight!

1057
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,037
Stupid!

1058
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,036
Matt!

1059
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,151
No!

1060
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,512
Hannah!

1061
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,158
Hannah, are you OK?

1062
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,638
Oh, no!

1063
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,550
You rat!

1064
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:48,071
Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK?

1065
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,311
Uh-oh.

1066
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,991
Wow!

1067
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,435
Hannah, stop. Come on, stop.

1068
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,953
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.

1069
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,112
I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee,
but I'm all right.

1070
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,795
Come on. Forget about them. Let's go.

1071
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,030
Come on.

1072
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:35,550
They're gonna kill each other. This way.

1073
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,632
- Hey, it's you.
- Are you with them?

1074
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,711
As a matter of fact, I am.

1075
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,035
They went down there.

1076
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,068
Stop!

1077
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,439
Look at yourself.
You're terrifying these people.

1078
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:18,031
Jenny... Jenny,
this has gotta stop right now, OK?

1079
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:19,553
Please.

1080
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:21,995
Just give me that, OK?

1081
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,514
There you go. Just give it to me.

1082
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:28,229
Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought.

1083
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:31,356
Hi.

1084
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:36,070
Look, God knows
I don't want you mad at me, OK?

1085
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,594
And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.

1086
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,593
And yeah, I know what we had
was something special.

1087
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:44,910
And at times it was great.

1088
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,869
But it wasn't love, all right?
And deep down, you know that.

1089
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:56,239
You're a great girl.
And you deserve to be with the perfect guy.

1090
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,992
- You do.
- I do.

1091
01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:03,279
And I know who the perfect guy for you is.
And he's here, right here, right now.

1092
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,351
Professor.

1093
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,070
- What?
- Barry?

1094
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,434
- Go on, Professor, tell her.
- Tell her what?

1095
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,273
She's my mortal enemy?
I want nothing but her destruction?

1096
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:21,309
- Come on, Barry, please.
- Please stop calling me Barry.

1097
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,029
It's true. This guy,
he's got a shrine to you in his house.

1098
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,715
There are pictures of you
all over the walls, just of you.

1099
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:32,156
This guy, he is hooked on you.
He really is.

1100
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,594
Is that true?

1101
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:46,514
Come on. You gotta open your heart to her.
It's now or never.

1102
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,353
It may be a little true.

1103
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:56,115
OK, OK, that's a good start.
Come on, Barry. Barry, come on.

1104
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,714
All right, all right!

1105
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,791
It's completely true.

1106
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:04,794
I love you.

1107
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,678
I've always loved you.

1108
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:12,151
But if you love me so much, then how come
you're always trying to hurt me?

1109
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:17,360
Because you hurt me. Because you
broke my heart into a billion pieces.

1110
01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:20,193
You ignored me.

1111
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:22,271
You left me behind.

1112
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:29,797
So I thought if I had the powers,
you may learn to love me

1113
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,111
the way I have always loved you.

1114
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:39,231
Are you sure?

1115
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,676
Do you really love me?

1116
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,790
Oh, yeah.

1117
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,192
It's over. Can you believe it?
I'm free. You were great.

1118
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,759
I can't believe that fight.

1119
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,798
I still think she'd kick my butt,
but I got a few good punches in.

1120
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,838
You saved my ass in there.
You were wonderful.

1121
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,957
And I'm really sorry
I didn't explain things to you sooner,

1122
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:18,431
- but I was just trying to protect you.
- I totally understand.

1123
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,589
Good.

1124
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:23,559
- Oh, my God, my hair.
- Oh, it doesn't look that bad. You can fix it.

1125
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,517
Here, try this on.

1126
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,397
Thanks.

1127
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,154
See? Adorable.

1128
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,435
- Yes, you are.
- No, not me.

1129
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,193
- Come here.
- Agh!

1130
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,952
- Tight.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

1131
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:41,589
- It's OK.
- I'm still getting used to all of this.

1132
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:47,437
You and me both. And you know, we're going
to have to talk about the relationship too.

1133
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:51,229
- Talk? You mean...
- Your powers.

1134
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:55,996
Just cos you have 'em doesn't mean
you have to use 'em, you know what I mean?

1135
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,072
You're a little scared of me.

1136
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,958
What? Scared?
No, come on, I'm not scared at all.

1137
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,031
Come here.

1138
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:14,557
Are you ready?

1139
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:18,758
Yeah! I am. I'm ready.

1140
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,354
OK. Here we go.

1141
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,915
OK, all right, I got it.

1142
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:38,997
- Hold on, I think I tweaked something.
- Oh, you poor baby.

1143
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:50,836
What the hell were you doing?!

1144
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:55,036
Sorry. Sorry.

1145
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,990
Oh.

1146
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:12,595
I brought it down for you.
Peace offering.

1147
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,238
You've done so much for us.
We couldn't be happier.

1148
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:22,788
- How...? How...?
- Asteroids.

1149
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:26,111
Most of that will just buff right out.

1150
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:33,194
- I'll fix that.
- I could trick it out for you.

1151
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:36,636
Rocket launchers, laser cannons,
voice-activated battle armour.

1152
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,870
<i>- (police radio)</i>
- Do you hear something?

1153
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,315
- No.
- There's a 747 in trouble.

1154
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,994
It's a 727. Time to go to work.

1155
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:47,349
You need a hand?

1156
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,669
- A hand?
- Yeah, any help?

1157
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,353
I never had any help.

1158
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,908
- Could be some heavy lifting.
- Yeah?

1159
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,797
- OK.
- Yeah? Really?

1160
01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,509
- Yes.
- Yes! All right! Whoo!

1161
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,915
OK, ready. Whoo! Here I go.

1162
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,597
Yeah!

1163
01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:20,358
- Love you, honey!
- We'll be waiting!

1164
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:26,159
What are we gonna do with this stuff?
Wanna get a beer?

1165
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,310
- Sure.
- Let's do it.

1166
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:32,030
* <i>And the earth will be our home</i>

1167
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:35,510
* <i>And the sky our starry dome</i>

1168
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:42,915
* <i>And the only superpower here</i>
<i>that makes us strong, that kills the fear</i>

1169
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:49,269
* <i>The only superpower here is love</i>

1170
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:56,795
* <i>The only superpower here is love</i>

1171
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:59,314
* <i>Baby</i>

1172
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:02,756
* <i>Rescue me</i>

1173
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,912
* <i>From my dreams</i>

1174
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,788
* <i>And from my secret identity</i>

1175
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:13,111
* <i>Just wake me</i>

1176
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:16,431
* <i>From my sleep</i>

1177
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:20,513
* <i>Would you, please</i>

1178
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:28,598
* <i>Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?</i>

1179
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:36,999
* <i>All I want is to be with you</i>
<i>Why is that impossible?</i>

1180
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:42,234
* <i>I only see you disappear</i>

1181
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:50,712
* <i>I know you've got a lot to do</i>
<i>The whole wide world just waits for you</i>

1182
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:55,430
* <i>And baby, I'll be waiting too</i>

1183
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:02,192
* <i>He was born to love her, yeah</i>

1184
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:06,394
* <i>Baby</i>

1185
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:09,836
* <i>Rescue me</i>

1186
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:13,469
* <i>Would you, please</i>

1187
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:21,558
* <i>Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?</i>

1188
01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:29,508
My God! You really do have superpowers.

1189
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:33,036
Yeah. Well, it helps
when you haven't used them

1190
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:39,389
in two years, three months,
one week and four days.

1191
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:43,234
OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go.

1192
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:47,719
* <i>Everyday people like you and me</i>

1193
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:52,430
* <i>Just want to live naturally</i>

1194
01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:56,513
* <i>Time taught you and you told me</i>

1195
01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:00,593
* <i>Nothing gonna get us down, can't you see?</i>

1196
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:06,118
* <i>I said if it don't matter to you,</i>
<i>it don't matter to me</i>

1197
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,989
* <i>No, no, no, no</i>

1198
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:15,074
* <i>If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me</i>

1199
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:22,992
* <i>People all around making sounds</i>
<i>and all kinds of noise</i>

1200
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:27,517
* <i>If I could only get there, then I could enjoy</i>

1201
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:29,830
* <i>Who they trying to be,</i>
<i>who they trying to fool?</i>

1202
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,911
* <i>Let's change the mood right now</i>

1203
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:36,312
* <i>Turn down the lights,</i>
<i>it's time to cool it down</i>

1204
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:41,793
* <i>If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me</i>

1205
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:49,472
* <i>Yesterday and what we could be,</i>
<i>it don't matter</i>

1206
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:53,872
* <i>Getting more of what we don't need,</i>
<i>it don't matter</i>

1207
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:59,273
* <i>Everything, unless I'm with you,</i>
<i>it doesn't matter to me, no</i>

1208
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:04,117
* <i>Bring it on down, bring it on down to me</i>

1209
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,270
<i>(* "One & Only" by Teitur)</i>

1210
01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:14,590
* <i>So you wanna be my friend,</i>
<i>so you wanna be my lover</i>

1211
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:21,833
* <i>With you I do confess</i>
<i>I can't be one without the other</i>

1212
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:26,830
* <i>That was hard for me to say</i>
<i>I hope I said it right</i>

1213
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:32,438
* <i>Which ever, come what may,</i>
<i>you see I need to know tonight</i>

1214
01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:40,712
* <i>Do you want to be my one and only love?</i>

1215
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:54,873
* <i>Do you want to be my one and only love?</i>

1216
01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:01,636
<i>(* "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)</i>

1217
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,709
* <i>Windows down, the night blows in</i>

1218
01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:16,877
* <i>Tap the beat on the wheel as the tyres spin</i>

1219
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:23,474
* <i>Until we're there crank the radio</i>

1220
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:32,152
* <i>We'll join in with the songs we know</i>

1221
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:39,239
* <i>Hey, everything's right,</i>
<i>said everything's right tonight</i>

1222
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:46,318
* <i>Hey, everything's right,</i>
<i>said everything's right tonight</i>

1223
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:31,196
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01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,071
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