1 00:00:14,213 --> 00:00:16,408 Nacho! Nacho! 2 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,384 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! 3 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,449 For you. 4 00:03:10,556 --> 00:03:11,784 One for you. 5 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:16,885 For you. 6 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:18,088 One for you. 7 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:20,858 One for you. 8 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:30,670 How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad? 9 00:03:31,143 --> 00:03:33,168 Be grateful, Juan Pablo. 10 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,709 Today is especially delicious. 11 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,746 Orphans, smile and be happy, 12 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,688 for God has blessed us with a new teacher. 13 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:59,255 She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent 14 00:04:59,498 --> 00:05:04,026 of the Immaculate Heart Sisters Lady Mountains 15 00:05:05,037 --> 00:05:06,265 of Guadalupe. 16 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:10,639 Sister Encarnacion. 17 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,561 Thank you, Brother. 18 00:05:41,707 --> 00:05:46,576 Children, today I want to tell you a story about Isabel. 19 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:00,324 Okay, new game. 20 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:03,361 - Go get it! - Hey, that's my ball! 21 00:06:11,937 --> 00:06:12,995 Sister. 22 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:16,973 I'm Ignacio. 23 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,772 God be with you, Ignacio. 24 00:06:22,314 --> 00:06:23,440 Anyways, 25 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:27,051 I was wondering if you would like to join me 26 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,088 in my quarters this night for some toast. 27 00:06:34,493 --> 00:06:35,619 Look alive! 28 00:06:37,596 --> 00:06:41,327 There is a man sick with influenza. I need for you to pay him a visit, huh? 29 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:43,458 - But the sister and I... - You are always complaining 30 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,764 of never having priestly duties. 31 00:06:45,871 --> 00:06:47,771 Here is your big duty, huh? 32 00:06:48,874 --> 00:06:50,034 Go now, 33 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,608 so that Sister and I may talk of holy things. 34 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,280 I like your cow. 35 00:07:58,944 --> 00:08:00,309 Where is he? 36 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:19,363 Holy Father, please receive this man to your kingdom. 37 00:08:50,996 --> 00:08:52,930 Thank you for coming here today. 38 00:08:56,468 --> 00:08:59,369 This man lived a good life. 39 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,906 He had a wonderful woman, 40 00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,436 a lush garden, 41 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,822 and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. 42 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,754 May he rest in peace. 43 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:53,716 Okay. 44 00:09:58,731 --> 00:09:59,823 Hey! 45 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,886 Ramses... 46 00:11:19,411 --> 00:11:21,242 NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT 47 00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,314 GRAND PRIZE $200 48 00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:25,349 ENTER TODAY 49 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:31,355 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! 50 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,063 Okay. 51 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,783 How's it going? 52 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,381 It's very late, Ignacio. 53 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,828 Give me a second. 54 00:12:27,212 --> 00:12:28,304 Good toast. 55 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,009 So, 56 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,123 everyone calls you guero. 57 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,256 My mother was a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia 58 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,499 and my father, a deacon from Mexico. 59 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,903 They tried to convert each other, 60 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,345 but they got married instead. 61 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,352 And then they died. 62 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:29,363 So anyways, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. 63 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,736 Tell me, 64 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,412 who is this Encarnacion? 65 00:13:37,849 --> 00:13:38,907 Well, 66 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,079 my favorite color is light tan. 67 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:47,851 My favorite animal is puppies. 68 00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:50,957 I like serving the Lord. 69 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,463 Hiking. 70 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,526 Play volleyball. 71 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,295 You gotta be kidding me. 72 00:13:57,502 --> 00:14:01,063 Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do 73 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,040 every day. 74 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:08,272 So, you enjoy yourself here at the Brotherhood? 75 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:13,910 The children, I love the children. They are my heart. 76 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,587 But to tell you the truth, 77 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:20,783 the brothers make me cook stew and stuff all day, 78 00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:23,827 but they don't give me money for fresh ingredients. 79 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:30,662 And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do. 80 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,328 Okay? 81 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,870 Today, I saw a man in town. 82 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:45,080 People were throwing daisies at him and giving him goodies. 83 00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:49,380 Sometimes I would like that kind of respect. 84 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,955 Who was this man? 85 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,591 Well, to tell you the truth, he was a luchador. 86 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,391 Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. 87 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,168 People cheer for him, but he is a false idol. 88 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,534 Whatever. 89 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,577 Be patient, Brother. 90 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,810 This, too, shall pass. 91 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,609 What is this? 92 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,079 Leftovers. 93 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,444 Enjoy. 94 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,551 There is no flavor. 95 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,916 There are no spices. Where are the chips? 96 00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,418 Somebody stole them. 97 00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:01,549 Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips? 98 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,355 I was trying to... 99 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:07,695 - You are useless, Ignacio. - Silence, Brothers. 100 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:15,128 This is the worst lunch I ever had. 101 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,001 Your only job is to cook. 102 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:23,307 Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters? 103 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,442 Okay. 104 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,710 Maybe I am not meant for these duties. 105 00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:34,286 Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. 106 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,885 Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty. 107 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,645 I think your food is good. 108 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,919 I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny, 109 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,784 and I will have my glory day in the hot sun. 110 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,317 Okay? 111 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:12,823 See you. 112 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,980 Hey! Listen to me! Hey! 113 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,382 Mucho take it easy. I need your help. 114 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,216 Take out the legs! 115 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,491 Listen to me! 116 00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:54,031 Today, I have the chance of a lifetime, but first I need a man. 117 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,360 Get off me! 118 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,395 Don't you see? 119 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:05,203 Your skills plus my skills in the ring, tag team. 120 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,308 You're crazy! 121 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:11,142 Aren't you tired of getting dirt kicked in your face? 122 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:12,341 I am! 123 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,547 Don't you want a little taste of the glory? 124 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,589 See what it tastes like? 125 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:19,746 No! 126 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,195 If we win, we get 200 pesos! 127 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,132 Chancho! 128 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,767 Chancho! 129 00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,839 Chancho, I need to borrow some sweats. 130 00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:18,438 Are you leaving us? 131 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,312 No, Chancho, I would never leave you. 132 00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:23,353 I just need to borrow some sweats. 133 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,139 NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT 134 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,721 His hair. We bet his hair. 135 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,617 What? 136 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,627 You can take the Stallion. 137 00:23:18,129 --> 00:23:19,892 I'll take the Pony. 138 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,192 I can't wrestle him. 139 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:25,258 But you are tall and fast like a gazelle. You can do it. 140 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,064 Pray to the Lord for strength. 141 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:30,801 I don't believe in God, I believe in science. 142 00:23:33,978 --> 00:23:35,741 You have not been baptized? 143 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,942 Hey. How you doing? 144 00:23:42,153 --> 00:23:43,484 He's good. 145 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,551 Hello! 146 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,759 I'm talking to you. I will come. 147 00:23:51,362 --> 00:23:53,421 Save me a piece of that corn. 148 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,634 Save me a piece of that corn for later. 149 00:24:04,108 --> 00:24:06,668 Hey. Take it easy. 150 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,649 Come on, Esqueleto! 151 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,056 Okay. 152 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,663 No problem. We are dancing. 153 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:43,644 That didn't hurt! 154 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,512 And then I disappear! 155 00:24:51,589 --> 00:24:54,990 Taste it. Yes! I'm going to pull you. 156 00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:01,423 The shoe! 157 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,672 Anaconda squeeze. 158 00:25:15,546 --> 00:25:16,706 Okay. 159 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:22,717 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! 160 00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:30,317 Semental! Semental! Semental! Semental! 161 00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,998 Those guys were a couple of wussies, huh? 162 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,136 They scalped my hairs, okay? 163 00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:44,307 - I look hideous. - Come on, baby. 164 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:47,673 And you gave them permission to hurt me like this. 165 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:51,112 But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven, come on. 166 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,012 Tonight, 167 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,653 I felt something deep inside me, 168 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:58,815 I've never felt before. 169 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,030 Do you remember that one time 170 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,030 when everyone was shouting my name 171 00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:13,964 and I used my strength to rip my blouse? 172 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:15,628 Yeah. 173 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,538 And I saw them knock you unconscious, all right? 174 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,079 What's this? 175 00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:31,421 It's money. What did you think? 176 00:26:33,057 --> 00:26:34,422 But we lost. 177 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,525 We all get a piece. 178 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:38,188 Listen, 179 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:40,760 the people, they like you guys. 180 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:45,328 Come back next week, and I will get another fight for you. 181 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:47,450 Chancho. 182 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:51,588 When you are a man 183 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:55,226 sometimes you wear stretchy pants 184 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:57,294 in your room. 185 00:28:57,835 --> 00:28:59,063 It's for fun. 186 00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:02,631 Don't worry. I won't tell nobody. 187 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:19,247 I'm a little concerned right now. 188 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:22,891 About your salvation and stuff. 189 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,289 How come you have not been baptized? 190 00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:30,060 Because I never got around to it, okay? 191 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,173 I don't know why you always have to be judging me 192 00:29:41,712 --> 00:29:44,112 because I only believe in science. 193 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,180 But tonight, 194 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,781 we are going up against Satan's Cavemen. 195 00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:53,519 And I just thought it would be a good idea if you... 196 00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:55,683 Praise the Lord! 197 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:07,229 Hey, we're not allowed to watch that. 198 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:05,317 Hey! Hey! 199 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:07,118 Tag me! 200 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,719 What? What are you doing? 201 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:11,685 No, no, no, no! No, no! 202 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:18,926 Ignacio. 203 00:33:19,029 --> 00:33:20,963 No! No, no, no! No, no, no! 204 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:22,259 What the... 205 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:23,500 Move! 206 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,495 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 207 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,589 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 208 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,463 Chancho! Put him down! 209 00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:06,729 - Fight! Fight! - Put him down, Chancho! Stop it! 210 00:35:06,837 --> 00:35:09,806 - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! - Please, stop it! 211 00:35:10,207 --> 00:35:12,607 Break it up! Break it up! Break it up! 212 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,039 What's wrong with you? 213 00:35:17,047 --> 00:35:18,207 But, Sister, 214 00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:21,709 they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles. 215 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:25,552 Ignacio, they are wrestling in a sacred place. 216 00:35:27,424 --> 00:35:31,690 Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. 217 00:35:32,596 --> 00:35:34,427 I know it is fun to wrestle. 218 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,060 A nice pile-drive to the face, 219 00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:39,198 or a punch to the face, 220 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:41,800 but you cannot do it. 221 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:45,602 Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor. 222 00:35:45,976 --> 00:35:47,739 So you've never wrestled? 223 00:35:47,978 --> 00:35:50,310 Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy. 224 00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:54,481 Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, 225 00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:56,884 and the clothes, 226 00:35:57,521 --> 00:36:00,149 and the free creams and lotions, 227 00:36:01,091 --> 00:36:02,820 but my life is good. 228 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:04,826 Really good. 229 00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:09,961 I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a. m. and make some soup. 230 00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:13,493 It's the best. I love it. 231 00:36:14,638 --> 00:36:18,096 I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. 232 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,608 It's fantastic. 233 00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:27,205 Go. 234 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:28,912 Go away! 235 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,545 Read some books! 236 00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:50,902 Have you ever had feelings for a nun? 237 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,735 No way. 238 00:36:57,414 --> 00:36:58,779 There is this nun. 239 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:04,248 I just wish I could take off this robe so she could see how strong I am. 240 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:08,189 Well, bring her to our next wrestling match. 241 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,988 Yeah, right. 242 00:37:11,428 --> 00:37:13,862 Then I'll get kicked out of the monastery. 243 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:20,298 I have an idea. 244 00:37:21,338 --> 00:37:22,396 Tell me. 245 00:37:22,906 --> 00:37:24,737 Take her on a date tonight 246 00:37:25,075 --> 00:37:27,908 and I will bring some of my friends to beat you up, 247 00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:30,008 but we will let you win. 248 00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:38,584 So where are you taking me? 249 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:42,090 Well, Sister, I saw a bum here today. 250 00:37:42,459 --> 00:37:43,949 There were two bums, 251 00:37:44,194 --> 00:37:45,684 and I said to myself, 252 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:49,094 "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel. " 253 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:51,634 Well, where are they? 254 00:37:53,103 --> 00:37:54,434 I don't see them. 255 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,308 They should be coming by. 256 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:05,106 Where is your robe, Ignacio? 257 00:38:07,217 --> 00:38:09,651 It was stinky. 258 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,387 But these are my recreation clothes. 259 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,158 - They look expensive. - Thank you. 260 00:38:22,966 --> 00:38:24,228 I mean, yes, 261 00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:28,203 they may have the appearance of riches, 262 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:31,830 but beneath the clothes, we find a man. 263 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,300 And beneath a man, 264 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:40,006 we find his nucleus. 265 00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:43,819 - Nucleus? - Yes. 266 00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:50,160 Listen, I don't like the way those guys just looked at you. 267 00:38:51,428 --> 00:38:54,192 Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun? 268 00:38:55,799 --> 00:38:58,097 And if you guys have a problem with that, 269 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,170 well, you can just fight me. 270 00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:21,882 Okay. 271 00:39:22,726 --> 00:39:23,988 You ready? 272 00:39:24,094 --> 00:39:26,289 You messed with the wrong guy this time. 273 00:39:26,396 --> 00:39:28,261 You ever seen these moves? Huh? 274 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:30,767 You see these moves? Huh? 275 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,428 You think you gonna... Huh? 276 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,165 - Come on! - This way. I think he's over here. 277 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,520 Surprise. 278 00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:59,051 Get that corn out of my face! 279 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,703 Release! Release! 280 00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:16,675 I looked like a fool last night! What took you so long? 281 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:22,917 It's no use. 282 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,150 I wanna be a great fighter, 283 00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:28,724 but I can't even beat a couple of guys in the street. 284 00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:41,396 Nacho. 285 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:44,866 I think I know someone who can help you. 286 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:46,738 - The Lord? - No. 287 00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,139 He's a water gypsy. 288 00:40:49,546 --> 00:40:51,844 He know wheres to find eagle eggs. 289 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,280 Eagle eggs? 290 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,184 I'm not listening to you. You're crazy. 291 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:01,918 Nacho, I'm telling you. This is for reals. 292 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:05,494 His eagle eggs possess magical powers. 293 00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:11,765 You could become the greatest fighter who ever lived. 294 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:28,875 In order for you to become empowered 295 00:41:29,786 --> 00:41:31,276 by the eagle, 296 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,655 you must climb that cliff, 297 00:41:36,226 --> 00:41:38,217 find the egg, 298 00:41:38,695 --> 00:41:40,629 crack open one of them, 299 00:41:41,698 --> 00:41:43,859 and then swallow the yolk. 300 00:41:46,870 --> 00:41:48,735 So, what you're saying to me 301 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,608 is if I can eat this yolk, 302 00:41:52,609 --> 00:41:55,874 my moves will become the best in the whole world. 303 00:41:58,415 --> 00:41:59,746 Definitely. 304 00:42:02,886 --> 00:42:04,183 High five. 305 00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:39,905 - Summon your eagle powers. - What do you think I am doing? 306 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:18,611 Eagle powers, come to me! 307 00:44:19,022 --> 00:44:20,148 Please! 308 00:44:57,427 --> 00:44:58,951 Tag. Tag! Tag! 309 00:45:25,589 --> 00:45:27,989 Those eggs were a lie, Steven. 310 00:45:28,658 --> 00:45:29,818 A lie! 311 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,055 They gave me no eagle powers! 312 00:45:33,563 --> 00:45:35,588 They gave me no nutrients! 313 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,726 Sorry. 314 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,503 I don't want to get paid to lose. 315 00:45:46,209 --> 00:45:47,733 I want to win! 316 00:45:53,683 --> 00:45:55,651 I need professional help. 317 00:45:57,387 --> 00:45:58,854 I need Ramses. 318 00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,724 He's the best. 319 00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:05,586 We need to get in with him and his buddies. 320 00:46:05,695 --> 00:46:07,663 We must learn their ways. 321 00:46:08,498 --> 00:46:12,127 But they are pros. They only hang out with each other. 322 00:46:12,435 --> 00:46:14,164 Then we must go pro! 323 00:46:14,704 --> 00:46:18,231 But going pro is not that easy. It's political, obviously. 324 00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:20,733 My area, amigo. 325 00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:38,851 You see that guy over there? 326 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,897 His name is Senor Ramon. 327 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,895 He's Ramses' manager 328 00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:48,002 and he owns all of the big arenas. 329 00:46:50,607 --> 00:46:53,007 He's having a party tomorrow night. 330 00:46:53,843 --> 00:46:56,710 We need to go and show him we mean business, 331 00:46:56,947 --> 00:46:59,541 that we are ready for the big leagues. 332 00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:04,844 Over there in the tree is a chipmunk nest. 333 00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:09,519 Here we have the corn. The best in the city. It's delicious. 334 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:13,560 That is where I get the day-old chips, over in a secret place. 335 00:47:14,197 --> 00:47:16,165 And that is a crazy lady. 336 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:21,102 So now you got a little taste of what I do. 337 00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:25,070 It's pretty dang exciting, huh? 338 00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:31,707 Ramses! 339 00:47:36,953 --> 00:47:39,421 - How do you know him? - He's the best. 340 00:47:39,522 --> 00:47:40,955 No, he's not. 341 00:47:45,962 --> 00:47:47,953 May I have his autograph? 342 00:47:49,799 --> 00:47:50,959 Please? 343 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,432 Okay. Let me see what I can do. 344 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:08,978 Ramses. 345 00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:11,251 How are you? 346 00:48:15,091 --> 00:48:16,080 Hi. 347 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:24,057 I was wondering if the children could get a 348 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:27,865 signature from you and maybe a picture. 349 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,615 Listen, the kids are orphans. 350 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,711 They like you. You are the best. 351 00:48:57,901 --> 00:48:59,960 This party's gonna be crazy. 352 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,463 I mean, we're gonna be pros. 353 00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:06,202 Feel it. 354 00:49:06,876 --> 00:49:09,538 Go on. I made them. 355 00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:16,482 Go lay down. 356 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,349 Ignacio, I've been looking for you. 357 00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:26,825 - Where have you been? - I've been here. 358 00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:29,292 I've been sleeping. 359 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,895 In a frilly shirt and slacks? 360 00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:35,128 They are my PJs. 361 00:49:37,006 --> 00:49:38,473 Can I come in? 362 00:49:38,641 --> 00:49:42,168 No, people might get the wrong idea about you. 363 00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:45,136 Like maybe you are a floozy. 364 00:49:48,245 --> 00:49:49,906 Ignacio, I was in the kitchen 365 00:49:50,013 --> 00:49:52,379 and there's no food for tomorrow's breakfast. 366 00:49:52,482 --> 00:49:53,744 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 367 00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:55,078 - But when? - Good night. 368 00:50:01,225 --> 00:50:03,625 Hey, let go my blouse. 369 00:50:03,827 --> 00:50:06,421 We are wrestlers, too. We are invited. 370 00:50:23,947 --> 00:50:26,438 - Give me a boost. - Okay. 371 00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:36,282 Hey. What about me? 372 00:50:37,261 --> 00:50:39,320 I don't think I can lift you. 373 00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:41,188 You are too fat. 374 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,897 Good luck. 375 00:51:15,165 --> 00:51:16,530 Senor Ramon. 376 00:51:17,768 --> 00:51:21,499 - Who are you? - I am Esqueleto, the luchador. 377 00:51:23,073 --> 00:51:25,473 Everybody is a luchador, mi amigo. 378 00:51:26,410 --> 00:51:29,868 I think that me and my friend are ready to go pro. 379 00:51:32,716 --> 00:51:36,584 Ramses, would you like to fight this man in the ring? 380 00:51:39,723 --> 00:51:42,954 So you want to make a name for yourself, horseface? 381 00:51:44,161 --> 00:51:46,322 Win the Battle Jam next week. 382 00:51:46,830 --> 00:51:50,425 The winner will fight Ramses in exhibition 383 00:51:50,534 --> 00:51:53,560 in front of 5,000 people. 384 00:51:56,039 --> 00:51:57,939 Then you will be a pro. 385 00:53:32,836 --> 00:53:34,201 I forgive you. 386 00:53:37,507 --> 00:53:39,338 Come here, soldier. 387 00:53:39,843 --> 00:53:42,038 How did you get up here so fast? 388 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,638 Secret tunnels. 389 00:53:53,390 --> 00:53:55,858 Some say wrestlers make bad lovers. 390 00:53:56,526 --> 00:53:59,927 That they save themselves for the ring. 391 00:54:08,738 --> 00:54:09,796 Huh? 392 00:54:10,907 --> 00:54:12,238 I love you. 393 00:54:29,059 --> 00:54:30,526 Sing! 394 00:54:30,794 --> 00:54:33,558 Sing something for Ramses! 395 00:54:35,732 --> 00:54:38,132 Okay, my friend, this one's yours. 396 00:54:38,368 --> 00:54:39,426 What? 397 00:54:39,903 --> 00:54:41,393 This one yours. 398 00:54:55,919 --> 00:55:00,822 I am singing at the party 399 00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:04,488 I am singing 400 00:55:04,594 --> 00:55:08,394 It's my turn to sing at the party 401 00:55:09,399 --> 00:55:11,424 Everyone is dancing 402 00:55:11,535 --> 00:55:14,436 Happy party 403 00:55:16,072 --> 00:55:20,907 But Ramses is not dancing He does not dance at the parties 404 00:55:22,779 --> 00:55:26,943 Ramses is number one He knows the secrets of desire 405 00:55:29,486 --> 00:55:33,513 Ramses is the one He puts the people all on fire 406 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:37,256 Ramses 407 00:55:47,437 --> 00:55:48,597 Steven! 408 00:55:49,673 --> 00:55:50,970 Come here. 409 00:55:59,616 --> 00:56:00,947 That party was lame. 410 00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:03,312 I hate that place. 411 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:10,149 Hey! 412 00:56:19,202 --> 00:56:20,635 Take it easy. 413 00:56:59,009 --> 00:57:01,102 It sucks to be me right now! 414 00:57:05,181 --> 00:57:07,376 - How come? - How come you think? 415 00:57:08,385 --> 00:57:11,752 I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him. 416 00:57:12,889 --> 00:57:16,086 But it turns out he's a real douche. 417 00:57:17,827 --> 00:57:22,594 Well, win the Battle Jam this week and you can fight him yourself. 418 00:57:33,176 --> 00:57:34,370 Forget it. 419 00:57:35,145 --> 00:57:36,237 What? 420 00:57:37,414 --> 00:57:39,882 Because I can't go on living a lie. 421 00:57:42,252 --> 00:57:43,810 Earth to Steven. 422 00:57:44,854 --> 00:57:46,253 I'm a friar. 423 00:57:47,290 --> 00:57:49,121 I'm not for that world. 424 00:57:49,592 --> 00:57:53,619 The orphans, they need me, and I have forsaken them. 425 00:57:54,764 --> 00:57:57,824 I got no groceries for breakfast because of you! 426 00:57:57,934 --> 00:58:01,165 I'm sick of hearing about your stupid orphans. 427 00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:05,165 - What did you just say? - I hate orphans. 428 00:58:05,675 --> 00:58:08,803 - Say it again to my face. - I hate them! 429 00:58:09,079 --> 00:58:10,205 Come again? 430 00:58:10,313 --> 00:58:13,077 I hate all the orphans in the whole world. 431 00:58:25,495 --> 00:58:27,463 I'm not listening to you. 432 00:58:28,331 --> 00:58:32,199 You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win. 433 00:58:32,469 --> 00:58:34,369 We never win because you are fat. 434 00:58:48,485 --> 00:58:50,214 Buenos dias, Sister. 435 00:58:53,456 --> 00:58:55,151 So, what you cooking? 436 00:58:56,860 --> 00:58:58,157 Breakfast. 437 00:59:09,606 --> 00:59:13,235 Ignacio, you have a responsibility to these children. 438 00:59:13,877 --> 00:59:15,037 I know. 439 00:59:17,147 --> 00:59:19,707 Well, where have you been? 440 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:24,586 I've been gone because I had a lot of church-y opportunities lately, 441 00:59:24,687 --> 00:59:26,382 outside of the orphanage. 442 00:59:27,390 --> 00:59:30,621 Like what? Where were you last night? 443 00:59:34,130 --> 00:59:38,066 To tell you the truth, I went to a wrestling match. 444 00:59:41,037 --> 00:59:43,528 You went to watch a wrestling match? 445 00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:48,404 Kind of. 446 00:59:49,245 --> 00:59:51,304 You are a man of the cloth. 447 00:59:51,981 --> 00:59:53,915 Lucha libre, it's a sin. 448 00:59:54,818 --> 00:59:56,649 But why? 449 00:59:57,287 --> 01:00:00,154 Because those men fight for vanity, 450 01:00:00,757 --> 01:00:02,054 for money, 451 01:00:02,525 --> 01:00:03,890 for false pride. 452 01:00:05,795 --> 01:00:08,161 Yes, it's terrible. Terrible. 453 01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:12,131 But is it always a sin to fight? 454 01:00:13,970 --> 01:00:14,959 No. 455 01:00:17,173 --> 01:00:19,164 If you fight for something noble, 456 01:00:19,776 --> 01:00:22,244 or for someone who needs your help, 457 01:00:22,812 --> 01:00:25,474 only then will God bless you in battle. 458 01:00:29,285 --> 01:00:31,480 You must pray for forgiveness. 459 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,793 Excuse me, Ignacio. 460 01:01:23,006 --> 01:01:24,598 Precious Father, 461 01:01:24,707 --> 01:01:27,574 why have you given me this desire to wrestle 462 01:01:27,677 --> 01:01:30,271 and then made me such a stinky warrior? 463 01:01:31,247 --> 01:01:35,707 Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants? 464 01:01:36,753 --> 01:01:37,845 Wait a second. 465 01:01:37,954 --> 01:01:40,923 Maybe you want me to fight and give everything I win 466 01:01:41,024 --> 01:01:42,753 to the little ones who have nothing 467 01:01:42,859 --> 01:01:45,555 so they can have better foods and a better life. 468 01:01:47,463 --> 01:01:49,055 Yeah, maybe that. 469 01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:52,468 Okay, if I win tonight at the Battle Jam, 470 01:01:52,602 --> 01:01:54,593 I will know that you bless my mission 471 01:01:54,704 --> 01:01:58,105 and that you want me to be a wrestling servant of you. 472 01:02:00,376 --> 01:02:01,638 I smell cookies. 473 01:02:02,545 --> 01:02:03,773 Flame! Flame! 474 01:02:06,049 --> 01:02:09,041 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! 475 01:02:13,289 --> 01:02:14,916 Roll, you fool! 476 01:02:21,497 --> 01:02:23,260 Flame, flame, flame! 477 01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:55,591 Yes, it's true! 478 01:02:56,733 --> 01:02:59,793 I am Nacho, the luchador. 479 01:03:05,308 --> 01:03:06,332 Who? 480 01:03:06,576 --> 01:03:08,737 Maybe you have seen me on TV. 481 01:03:13,850 --> 01:03:15,943 Nacho! 482 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,752 No. This is forbidden. 483 01:03:27,497 --> 01:03:28,794 I knew it. 484 01:03:29,999 --> 01:03:31,933 He is not a man of God. 485 01:03:35,938 --> 01:03:37,132 Tonight, 486 01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:40,441 I will fight the seven strongest men in town, 487 01:03:40,843 --> 01:03:42,435 maybe the world, 488 01:03:44,614 --> 01:03:46,138 and I will win 489 01:03:46,616 --> 01:03:50,108 because our Heavenly Father will be in the ring with me. 490 01:03:50,286 --> 01:03:52,379 And he and I will win 10,000 pesos. 491 01:03:52,488 --> 01:03:53,887 And with it, 492 01:03:54,357 --> 01:03:57,349 I will buy the orphans a big bus 493 01:03:58,061 --> 01:04:01,121 to go on field trips to parks and places like that. 494 01:04:01,798 --> 01:04:03,163 I'm serious! 495 01:05:27,817 --> 01:05:30,377 Nipple twist! 496 01:07:26,802 --> 01:07:28,667 You can't win them all. 497 01:07:41,550 --> 01:07:42,676 Nacho! 498 01:07:43,953 --> 01:07:45,682 Where are you going? 499 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,885 There is no place for me in this world, Chanchito. 500 01:07:52,461 --> 01:07:54,429 I don't belong out there 501 01:07:55,097 --> 01:07:57,156 and I don't belong in here, 502 01:07:57,767 --> 01:08:00,065 so I'm going into the wilderness, 503 01:08:00,236 --> 01:08:02,670 probably to die. 504 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,031 Well, you might need this. 505 01:08:14,150 --> 01:08:17,119 My mother gave it to me before she died. 506 01:08:17,753 --> 01:08:21,245 It was her lucky machete. You can have it. 507 01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:40,705 I hope to see you again, little Chancho. 508 01:08:44,547 --> 01:08:46,412 Maybe in the next life. 509 01:10:51,607 --> 01:10:53,575 How did you find me here? 510 01:10:54,143 --> 01:10:55,770 I saw you from the village. 511 01:11:08,257 --> 01:11:09,622 I have some news. 512 01:11:13,262 --> 01:11:15,924 Silencio isn't going to be able to fight Ramses. 513 01:11:19,602 --> 01:11:21,092 He got injured. 514 01:11:44,226 --> 01:11:46,387 Silencio bruised his bunions. 515 01:11:46,695 --> 01:11:48,856 They are swollen really hard. 516 01:11:51,133 --> 01:11:53,795 He's not gonna be able to fight tonight. 517 01:11:55,070 --> 01:11:56,901 You were second place. 518 01:11:57,406 --> 01:11:59,340 You get to fight Ramses. 519 01:12:01,243 --> 01:12:03,438 But I have given up wrestling. 520 01:12:06,382 --> 01:12:09,283 Nacho, you are a great fighter. 521 01:12:10,386 --> 01:12:13,116 And you got something none of these guys have. 522 01:12:23,399 --> 01:12:25,594 The childrens need a real hero. 523 01:12:27,303 --> 01:12:30,295 But I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world. 524 01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:33,906 Not anymore. 525 01:12:34,543 --> 01:12:35,942 I like them. 526 01:12:38,747 --> 01:12:40,715 And they need you, Nacho. 527 01:13:01,870 --> 01:13:02,928 Okay. 528 01:13:42,111 --> 01:13:45,012 Dear Sister, I know you probably hate my guts by now 529 01:13:45,114 --> 01:13:49,141 and already believe that I must have died long ago in the wilderness. 530 01:13:49,251 --> 01:13:51,719 But you are wrong, I'm still alive. 531 01:13:52,221 --> 01:13:55,156 Tonight I'll be fighting the greatest wrestler who ever lived, 532 01:13:55,257 --> 01:13:56,724 the great Ramses. 533 01:13:56,825 --> 01:13:58,156 I know you don't like wrestling, 534 01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:01,423 but know that I am leaving all my monies to the orphans. 535 01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:05,796 And if I die in the ring, know that I always loved you as a brother in God. 536 01:14:06,435 --> 01:14:07,663 Ignacio. 537 01:14:08,771 --> 01:14:13,037 P.S. If we didn't end up taking our vows of celibacy, 538 01:14:13,409 --> 01:14:17,641 we could maybe get married and have a family with some ninos. 539 01:14:18,647 --> 01:14:20,581 But, you know, whatever. 540 01:14:21,350 --> 01:14:23,875 Hug, hug, kiss, kiss, 541 01:14:24,053 --> 01:14:26,317 hug, hug, big kiss, 542 01:14:26,622 --> 01:14:30,456 little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss. 543 01:15:19,641 --> 01:15:22,041 Ramses is the number one. 544 01:15:23,412 --> 01:15:26,210 His legs are number one. 545 01:15:26,949 --> 01:15:29,850 His eyes are number one. 546 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:33,485 His muscles are number one. 547 01:15:34,790 --> 01:15:37,691 Ramses is the number one. 548 01:15:45,067 --> 01:15:47,228 While I was in the wilderness 549 01:15:48,737 --> 01:15:50,932 I wrote a song for Encarnacion 550 01:15:53,442 --> 01:15:54,773 in my mind. 551 01:15:56,278 --> 01:15:58,769 - Shall I sing it for you? - Sure. 552 01:16:10,192 --> 01:16:13,787 When the fantasy has ended 553 01:16:14,363 --> 01:16:17,355 And all the children are gone 554 01:16:18,233 --> 01:16:21,725 Something good inside me 555 01:16:22,337 --> 01:16:25,067 Helps me to carry on 556 01:16:25,174 --> 01:16:28,940 I ate some bugs I ate some grass 557 01:16:29,044 --> 01:16:32,741 I used my hand To wipe my tears 558 01:16:32,848 --> 01:16:36,784 To kiss your mouth I'd break my vow 559 01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:40,480 No, no, no No, no, no way, Jose 560 01:16:40,756 --> 01:16:42,883 Unless you want to 561 01:16:42,991 --> 01:16:47,052 Then we'd break our vows together 562 01:16:48,263 --> 01:16:52,632 Encarnacion 563 01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:55,999 Encarnacion 564 01:16:56,104 --> 01:16:58,629 Encarnacion 565 01:17:00,475 --> 01:17:03,967 Encarnacion 566 01:17:05,514 --> 01:17:07,243 They are ready for you now. 567 01:17:39,748 --> 01:17:43,240 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! 568 01:18:05,107 --> 01:18:06,870 Maybe we should pray. 569 01:18:12,314 --> 01:18:16,717 Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. 570 01:18:17,185 --> 01:18:18,584 - Amen. - Amen. 571 01:18:19,388 --> 01:18:23,290 Ramses! Ramses! Ramses! Ramses! 572 01:18:29,097 --> 01:18:31,292 Ramses! Ramses! 573 01:18:48,717 --> 01:18:50,014 High five. 574 01:18:50,919 --> 01:18:52,352 Take it easy. 575 01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:06,725 Go, go, go, go, go. 576 01:20:16,872 --> 01:20:21,275 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! 577 01:20:21,376 --> 01:20:23,469 Nacho! Nacho! 578 01:22:28,270 --> 01:22:30,363 Okay. Vertebrae kick! 579 01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:46,680 Timber! 580 01:23:58,994 --> 01:24:00,256 I did it! 581 01:24:26,421 --> 01:24:28,855 Hey! We did it! 582 01:24:30,225 --> 01:24:31,317 Yes! 583 01:24:59,788 --> 01:25:00,846 Yes! 584 01:25:01,323 --> 01:25:02,984 - Yes! - Yes! 585 01:25:09,931 --> 01:25:11,262 Yes!