1 00:01:07,196 --> 00:01:11,617 Whippoorwill flies about 27 miles an hour. 2 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:13,954 Hmm. 3 00:01:16,623 --> 00:01:19,000 That what you thought it would have been? 4 00:01:19,084 --> 00:01:20,126 Sure. 5 00:01:25,673 --> 00:01:27,676 I'd have thought more like 6 00:01:29,511 --> 00:01:31,513 31 or something. 7 00:01:31,597 --> 00:01:32,556 Hmm. 8 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:37,769 32. 9 00:01:43,318 --> 00:01:45,278 Goddamn, that's a pisser. 10 00:01:46,821 --> 00:01:49,115 Normally, I could look at anything, 11 00:01:49,157 --> 00:01:52,703 tell you exactly how fast it's going within 2 miles per hour. 12 00:01:52,786 --> 00:01:54,454 That's fascinating. 13 00:01:57,332 --> 00:01:58,750 I'm gonna... 14 00:03:06,655 --> 00:03:09,574 Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker! 15 00:03:13,704 --> 00:03:15,248 Morning, Mayor. 16 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,418 Hi. How you all doing? 17 00:03:24,925 --> 00:03:26,802 Easy come, easy go. 18 00:03:33,808 --> 00:03:36,061 When Darwin said "fittest," 19 00:03:36,312 --> 00:03:39,523 he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, 20 00:03:39,607 --> 00:03:42,276 or the most intelligent, or any one trait. 21 00:03:42,359 --> 00:03:46,614 He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. 22 00:03:46,864 --> 00:03:49,284 Now, we humans, 23 00:03:50,076 --> 00:03:54,873 we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. 24 00:03:55,081 --> 00:03:56,708 But we're neophytes. 25 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:59,836 We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. 26 00:03:59,919 --> 00:04:04,591 The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. 27 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:09,513 So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species? 28 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:14,226 A lot of folks build houses on unsafe ground. 29 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:15,311 Mmm-hmm. 30 00:04:15,395 --> 00:04:17,814 The erosion in Cambodia is some of the worst. 31 00:04:17,855 --> 00:04:19,440 My friends wanted to buy a house there, but... 32 00:04:19,482 --> 00:04:20,566 Hey. Come on. 33 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:21,734 Hey, Grant. 34 00:04:21,818 --> 00:04:23,611 - Okay. - Later, Hank. 35 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:26,989 He's teaching environmental studies. 36 00:04:27,031 --> 00:04:28,784 He's gonna borrow one of my lesson plans. 37 00:04:28,867 --> 00:04:32,120 Oh, I know what he wants to borrow, and I ain't lending. 38 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:33,372 Come on, you little varmint. 39 00:04:33,455 --> 00:04:34,790 Cassidy, come. 40 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:36,416 That's it. Hey, can Cassie come over? 41 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,542 Did she say she was gonna be here? 42 00:04:37,626 --> 00:04:38,710 Quit your lollygagging. 43 00:04:38,794 --> 00:04:40,128 - Hi, sweetie. - See you guys later. 44 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:41,214 - Come on! - That's it. 45 00:04:41,297 --> 00:04:42,798 Come here, sweetie. So you have a good day today? 46 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:44,842 Very nice. Hop on in there, baby. 47 00:04:45,134 --> 00:04:47,261 Baby, when did you go to Jack in the Box? 48 00:04:48,387 --> 00:04:50,347 That's one match I'll never get. 49 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:52,558 Ain't no mystery. 50 00:04:52,641 --> 00:04:55,604 Starla's raised in them shanties off St. Luc. Dirt poor. 51 00:04:55,687 --> 00:04:57,772 All she ever wanted was to be a lady. 52 00:04:57,856 --> 00:05:00,150 Old Grant Grant, he's always been made of green. 53 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,485 - Gold digger, huh? - Oh, hell, Margaret. 54 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,821 Starla's mother left her. Her daddy's a drunk. 55 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,156 She's 17 years old. 56 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:10,202 Old Grant pulls up, big old Cadillac. House on the hill and college tuition. 57 00:05:10,286 --> 00:05:11,328 What would you do? 58 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,038 - Blow. - Hell, if he had a 'gina, 59 00:05:13,122 --> 00:05:15,374 - you'd have married him, too. - What's a 'gina? 60 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,293 It's a country. 61 00:05:18,377 --> 00:05:20,338 You know, where Ginese people come from. 62 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,173 Learn to eavesdrop better. 63 00:05:22,215 --> 00:05:24,008 Zach. Hell, your mother's waiting over there. 64 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:25,969 - What the hell you doing here? - Scoot, scoot. 65 00:05:27,178 --> 00:05:29,555 Sugarplum, you coming to bed? 66 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,016 ... why the crocodile has survived for millennia, 67 00:05:32,058 --> 00:05:35,229 when so many similar species have gone extinct. 68 00:05:49,952 --> 00:05:51,245 Oh, yeah. 69 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:00,797 You know what, baby? 70 00:06:03,258 --> 00:06:05,051 I'm just not really in the mood. 71 00:06:05,385 --> 00:06:09,097 Come on, baby doll. It's been a long time. We both need it. 72 00:06:09,597 --> 00:06:11,182 I know. I'm just... 73 00:06:15,354 --> 00:06:18,274 Baby, come on now. I don't just have some switch. 74 00:06:20,109 --> 00:06:21,485 Sure you do. 75 00:06:22,778 --> 00:06:23,946 Flick, flick. 76 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:30,411 - That's disrespectful. - Come on now. I'm just playing with you. 77 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:33,289 - Come on, honey. - No, come on, baby. 78 00:06:33,456 --> 00:06:36,542 Why don't you just, you know, work one out for yourself there, darling? 79 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:37,878 Come on. 80 00:06:39,129 --> 00:06:42,257 Honey, I'm just not in the mood. Can't you tell? 81 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:46,595 When the hell are you in the mood anyway? 82 00:06:50,307 --> 00:06:51,434 Dang. 83 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:58,983 Where you going? 84 00:07:03,195 --> 00:07:05,741 Out. For a walk. 85 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:08,952 Grant. Baby. 86 00:07:10,954 --> 00:07:12,038 I... 87 00:07:37,899 --> 00:07:39,943 Yeah. Hit me again there, killer. 88 00:08:01,632 --> 00:08:04,052 Megan Montgomery's little sister. 89 00:08:04,635 --> 00:08:06,846 - You're kidding me. - Nope. 90 00:08:07,597 --> 00:08:08,849 Brenda. 91 00:08:11,059 --> 00:08:14,354 My sister, Megan, she was a big fat old cow, and I'd be thinking, 92 00:08:14,396 --> 00:08:16,481 "What does he see in her that ain't in me?" 93 00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:18,525 Shit, come on now. 94 00:08:19,151 --> 00:08:22,864 - You couldn't have been more than 10 or 11. - Hell, I was game. 95 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,996 I'll give you a ride, then. All right, come on. 96 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,873 Yee-haw! Giddyup. 97 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,800 - Come on. - Where we going, girl? 98 00:08:41,883 --> 00:08:42,884 - Come on, you. - Where we going? 99 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,010 Get over here. 100 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:48,349 What'd I tell you? 101 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:51,060 I had a crush on you. 102 00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:55,064 Will you look at that? Your initials, "B.M." 103 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:59,568 - Like a piece of shit. - Oh, shut up. 104 00:08:59,735 --> 00:09:01,905 At least I don't got the same last name as the first. 105 00:09:01,946 --> 00:09:04,824 - Oh, you're nothing but a little turd, girl. - Oh, stop! 106 00:09:04,908 --> 00:09:06,743 - Stop, yourself. - Stop. 107 00:09:18,839 --> 00:09:20,424 Wait. Wait, wait. 108 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,593 - Oh, Grant. - Oh, God. You gotta stop. 109 00:09:23,635 --> 00:09:24,761 I can't. 110 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:27,932 Starla. 111 00:09:28,224 --> 00:09:31,561 She gets real worried about me if I'm out too late. 112 00:09:33,646 --> 00:09:35,773 I'm sorry. I gotta go. I... 113 00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:41,321 Starla. Yeah, shit. Go. 114 00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:50,288 What is it? 115 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:53,918 I don't know. 116 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,260 There's a trail. 117 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,032 Oh. Oh, that's gross. 118 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,870 - Come on. - Oh... 119 00:10:27,953 --> 00:10:29,496 Come on. Grant. 120 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,958 - Come on. - Wait, wait, wait. 121 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,843 What the fuck? 122 00:10:44,304 --> 00:10:46,014 God dog it! 123 00:10:52,562 --> 00:10:54,731 Oh, God. 124 00:10:55,941 --> 00:10:57,109 Grant. 125 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,500 Grant? 126 00:11:16,129 --> 00:11:17,339 Grant. 127 00:11:21,259 --> 00:11:22,468 Grant. 128 00:11:30,769 --> 00:11:32,604 Grant, are you okay? 129 00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:46,202 Grant. 130 00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:56,588 You okay? 131 00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,110 Meat. 132 00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:26,850 Good morning, baby. 133 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,312 We haven't heard this song for a while. 134 00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:34,984 I was hoping it could be a peace pipe. 135 00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,708 I'm sorry about last night. 136 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:57,757 I don't mean to push you away. 137 00:14:00,386 --> 00:14:02,429 Or make you feel rejected. 138 00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:11,521 I do want to be a good wife. 139 00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:21,741 You're crying. 140 00:14:23,743 --> 00:14:25,078 Baby. 141 00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:50,439 Baby, what's this? 142 00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:56,111 It's just a little bug bite. 143 00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:21,012 What are you so smiley about? 144 00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:22,722 Nothing. 145 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,850 Grant and I had a good morning. 146 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,435 And it's been a while. 147 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,190 - Oh, you slut. - Janene. 148 00:15:32,357 --> 00:15:33,609 Quiet. 149 00:15:33,817 --> 00:15:35,736 You're a married woman. 150 00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,114 It's Grant. 151 00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:41,199 I don't know, he's like... 152 00:15:41,783 --> 00:15:44,829 It was like he was discovering all these different parts of my body. 153 00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:47,748 You know, like a little boy or something. 154 00:15:47,874 --> 00:15:51,585 I'm telling you, this morning I sensed a real change in Grant. 155 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,386 Meat. 156 00:16:00,387 --> 00:16:01,429 Meat. Meat. 157 00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:04,349 - Howdy, Mr. Grant. - Oh, hey there, killer. 158 00:16:04,641 --> 00:16:07,435 - What can I do you for? - Give me a couple of your rib eyes. 159 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,855 - How many you need? - Eight. 160 00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,483 Know what? 10. 161 00:16:14,735 --> 00:16:16,820 No, no, no. You know what? 162 00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:19,323 Give me 14. 163 00:16:19,406 --> 00:16:20,908 Having a party? 164 00:16:21,576 --> 00:16:23,703 Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah. 165 00:16:23,745 --> 00:16:26,372 It's a little surprise for the wife. 166 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:44,057 Grant. What's this lock doing on the door? 167 00:16:44,766 --> 00:16:48,062 Baby, you drilled right into the frame. It's all busted up. 168 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:57,029 Sugarplum, you really think you should be asking so many questions 169 00:16:57,113 --> 00:17:00,534 - when it's so close to your birthday? - My birthday's not for two months. 170 00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:02,744 - That's close. - Not really. 171 00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:04,538 Matter of opinion. 172 00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:47,124 Grant, I'm jumping in the shower. Baby, we need to leave in 40 minutes. 173 00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:15,592 What are you doing? 174 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,386 Nothing. I gotta... 175 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:20,013 I gotta go to work. I left something at work. 176 00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:24,352 What? Grant, Deer Cheer starts in about an hour, and you promised me. 177 00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:27,480 Gotta go! Gotta go to work. I'll meet you there! 178 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:50,212 I will never understand what joy a grown man gets 179 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:53,132 using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer. 180 00:19:53,215 --> 00:19:54,341 Yeah. 181 00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:04,060 Surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long. 182 00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:06,730 Oh, that reminds me of something I want to tell you. 183 00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,815 - What's that? - Fuck you, fat ass. 184 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:12,652 Melvin, clean up the toilets. It stinks over here. 185 00:20:12,735 --> 00:20:14,445 Okay, I'll be right there. 186 00:20:20,202 --> 00:20:22,579 Look what you did, you fucking asshole! 187 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:31,798 Grant. 188 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:33,966 Damn, girl. 189 00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:37,303 You are chocolate for the eyes. 190 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,933 I thought maybe you was dead after the other night. 191 00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:43,644 I am dead. Don't I look it? 192 00:20:48,356 --> 00:20:50,233 The old half-Mexican around? 193 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,986 At his mama's for the weekend. I'm all alone. 194 00:20:53,738 --> 00:20:55,406 Besides this one. 195 00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:13,758 Hey. 196 00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,510 - Hi. - Scared you? 197 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,011 Hey, Bill. 198 00:21:19,055 --> 00:21:21,559 - What you doing? - Oh, nothing. Just... 199 00:21:22,226 --> 00:21:24,019 I'm trying to get a buzz on, but I can't. 200 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,355 I'm too buff. Got too much muscle mass. 201 00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:28,691 - I don't know what it is. - Oh, really? 202 00:21:31,735 --> 00:21:33,696 - Congratulations, by the way. - Thank you. 203 00:21:33,738 --> 00:21:35,990 - Yeah, on the promotion, that's... - Thank you. 204 00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:37,450 - Chief. - Yeah. 205 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:38,618 Yeah. 206 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:41,621 - Sounds weird, doesn't it? - No, it sounds nice. 207 00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:47,127 So where's old Grant? 208 00:21:48,337 --> 00:21:51,381 I don't know. He was supposed to meet me here, but... 209 00:21:54,635 --> 00:21:57,012 - It's kind of chilly tonight. - Yeah. 210 00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:58,598 It sure is pretty. 211 00:22:09,608 --> 00:22:11,236 - You know... - It's probably time 212 00:22:11,319 --> 00:22:13,447 - for the countdown, almost. - Right. 213 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,740 Yeah, I think Jack's gonna make a speech or something. 214 00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:17,784 Well, that will be interesting. 215 00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:19,578 Thank you. 216 00:22:22,664 --> 00:22:25,501 I would like to introduce Mayor Jack MacReady. 217 00:22:37,012 --> 00:22:38,264 Thank you. 218 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,061 Cheese and crackers. 219 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,604 Ladies and gentlemen, 220 00:22:46,272 --> 00:22:49,400 right after God invented this worid of ours, 221 00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:51,820 he came unto Adam 222 00:22:52,613 --> 00:22:55,407 and he said that man should have dominion 223 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,410 over the fish of the sea, 224 00:22:59,036 --> 00:23:01,288 and over the birds of the air, 225 00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:04,709 and over every living thing 226 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:07,670 that moveth upon the Earth. 227 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,338 Amen! All right! Yeah! 228 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:13,467 Now, I believe when God said that, 229 00:23:15,177 --> 00:23:17,973 he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy 230 00:23:18,015 --> 00:23:21,017 and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two! 231 00:23:21,059 --> 00:23:22,727 Huh? Am I right? 232 00:23:30,987 --> 00:23:32,321 Are you ready? 233 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:33,823 Yes! 234 00:23:33,864 --> 00:23:37,952 Ten, nine, eight, 235 00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:42,415 seven, six, five, 236 00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:46,670 four, three, two, 237 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,004 one! 238 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:49,464 Oh, God, Grant! 239 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:53,718 Let the hunt begin! 240 00:23:54,594 --> 00:23:57,848 Grant, what is it? No! 241 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,358 Grant? 242 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:38,453 Grant, you know about this fuse? 243 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,592 Grant, why didn't you answer your phone? 244 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:04,147 Grant? 245 00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:11,989 Oh, my God, baby, what happened to your face? 246 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:14,325 It's just a bee sting. 247 00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:19,664 I'll be all right. 248 00:26:20,248 --> 00:26:22,834 I have a little reaction, that's all. 249 00:26:23,293 --> 00:26:25,628 - Oh, we gotta get you to the hospital. - No. 250 00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:27,297 No, no, no, no. 251 00:26:27,714 --> 00:26:29,674 I already saw Dr. Karl. 252 00:26:30,551 --> 00:26:32,344 Gave me a prescription, 253 00:26:32,386 --> 00:26:34,930 said it should clear up soon. 254 00:26:35,973 --> 00:26:38,976 Said things like this happen. 255 00:26:39,726 --> 00:26:42,104 Happens to people all the time. 256 00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:46,818 Come on, baby, don't... 257 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,612 Don't look at me like that. 258 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:55,868 Yes, hi, Dr. Karl. This is Starla Grant. 259 00:26:56,077 --> 00:26:59,373 Oh, Starla. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. 260 00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:02,542 I was calling about... About Grant's condition. 261 00:27:02,584 --> 00:27:04,711 I think that it may be getting worse. 262 00:27:05,629 --> 00:27:07,672 What condition is that, dear? 263 00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,468 The one you just saw him about. 264 00:27:11,093 --> 00:27:15,681 Starla, I haven't seen your husband in over a year. 265 00:28:04,107 --> 00:28:05,776 What's the matter? 266 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,278 Come on now, don't cry. 267 00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:12,407 Now, look here. You're doing a good job. 268 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:16,579 I'm so hungry, I think I'm gonna die. 269 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:21,083 No, no, no, no. Here. I got something here, help you feel better. 270 00:28:23,878 --> 00:28:25,713 Brought you munchies. 271 00:28:27,466 --> 00:28:29,968 Come on now. Treat yourself. 272 00:28:32,762 --> 00:28:35,348 Yeah, that's my girl. 273 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,643 Everything's gonna be all right. 274 00:28:50,823 --> 00:28:52,366 - Hey, Starla. - Hey. 275 00:28:53,326 --> 00:28:55,537 - Bill. Wally. - Howdy. 276 00:28:55,870 --> 00:28:58,998 - Grant around, by any chance? - Oh, no. He's not home from work yet. 277 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,335 - Mr. Grant! - He's not home yet, Wally. I just said. 278 00:29:04,295 --> 00:29:05,672 What's going on? 279 00:29:07,007 --> 00:29:08,926 Do you know a Brenda Gutierrez? 280 00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:12,262 - Maybe she called the house, or... - No. 281 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,183 What's... 282 00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:20,021 Girl disappeared Friday night. Signs of a struggle in the house. 283 00:29:20,355 --> 00:29:22,356 - Here in town? - Yeah. 284 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,735 The thing is, people saw Grant going into her house, 285 00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:28,362 and that's the last anyone's seen of her. 286 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:31,407 It must've been someone that looks like Grant. 287 00:29:32,868 --> 00:29:34,536 Yeah. Maybe. 288 00:29:36,788 --> 00:29:40,041 But have him give me a call as soon as he gets in. 289 00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:43,086 - All right. - All right. 290 00:29:43,169 --> 00:29:44,379 Well, thanks. 291 00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:47,133 Night. 292 00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:49,176 Night. 293 00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:35,121 ...1168. 294 00:31:37,874 --> 00:31:39,751 You've reached Chief Pardy. No, no, no, no, no. 295 00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:42,963 Please leave a message and your call will be returned promptly. 296 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:44,673 Bill! It's Starla. 297 00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:49,219 You were just here. And you need to get back here right now. I think... 298 00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:51,513 Grant is sick or something. 299 00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:14,496 Why are you running from me, baby? I wasn't gonna hurt you! 300 00:32:14,788 --> 00:32:17,958 I love you, baby. I tried not to change. 301 00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,043 - No! - I'll get it. 302 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:24,048 - I'm too ugly for you now, is that it? - You don't wanna hurt me. 303 00:32:24,131 --> 00:32:25,591 You betrayed me. 304 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:28,052 I can't trust you no more. 305 00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:29,803 Let me go. 306 00:32:30,012 --> 00:32:33,349 Here, I got a little surprise for you. Huh, sugarplum? 307 00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:56,206 Starla? Starla, you in there? 308 00:32:57,374 --> 00:32:58,875 Starla, you all right? 309 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:01,587 Stop! 310 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,684 What the fuck was that? 311 00:33:47,510 --> 00:33:49,345 Whole damn Council's a bunch of fucking morons. 312 00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,766 I don't know how any of them got elected. They blame me for it, like it's... 313 00:33:52,850 --> 00:33:55,060 Bill. Bill, we need to talk. 314 00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:56,979 Shit. Morning, Jack. 315 00:33:57,021 --> 00:33:58,897 We need to find this Grant, I mean yesterday. 316 00:33:58,981 --> 00:34:01,233 Town Council lit a Roman candle, stuck it up my ass. 317 00:34:01,316 --> 00:34:03,193 Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business. 318 00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:05,989 Hey, don't you fuck with me, Bill. Your post here as Chief is in dire straits. 319 00:34:06,072 --> 00:34:07,240 Nobody wants to go hunting in a town 320 00:34:07,323 --> 00:34:08,533 with a pet-murdering kidnapper in it. 321 00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:09,826 We'll find him, Jack. 322 00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:12,078 Ain't many places he can hide. Looks like a damn squid. 323 00:34:12,161 --> 00:34:14,497 - Sea Worid, maybe. - See? She heard you say squid. 324 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:16,582 She's going to go out and create a goddamn hysteria. 325 00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,168 Shelby, you gonna create a hysteria? 326 00:34:18,252 --> 00:34:20,420 - Not today, Bill. - What's this? 327 00:34:20,504 --> 00:34:22,839 I thought we could use that like a police sketch, Chief. 328 00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:25,717 You know, take it door to door, see if anybody recognizes him. 329 00:34:27,469 --> 00:34:29,679 Y'all show some respect right now! 330 00:34:29,721 --> 00:34:32,642 And you! You don't know what was in there. You said it was dark! 331 00:34:32,725 --> 00:34:35,394 - You don't know what the hell you saw. - His arm was all bendy, Mayor. 332 00:34:35,478 --> 00:34:38,147 Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease. 333 00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:39,815 - What? - Lyme disease. 334 00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:41,859 You touch some deer feces 335 00:34:41,901 --> 00:34:45,363 and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands, 336 00:34:45,405 --> 00:34:46,781 you got your Lyme disease. 337 00:34:46,865 --> 00:34:48,325 And that makes you look like a squid? 338 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:52,704 Well, fuck you all for laughing. 339 00:34:52,787 --> 00:34:54,539 Chief, another attack. 340 00:34:54,581 --> 00:34:56,333 - Over at the Castavets'. - What? 341 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:59,128 Grant's been stealing animals off farms, edge of town. 342 00:34:59,211 --> 00:35:00,880 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - All right, folks, let's go. 343 00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:03,382 Don't forget your guns. We don't want any Lyme disease popping out at us. 344 00:35:03,424 --> 00:35:06,135 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Ha, ha, fucking ha. 345 00:35:07,386 --> 00:35:10,390 I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. 346 00:35:10,932 --> 00:35:13,685 He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all. 347 00:35:14,102 --> 00:35:15,854 Hey, look! 348 00:35:17,313 --> 00:35:19,357 Knocked this one's head clear on over here. 349 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,401 Put that down, numb nuts. 350 00:35:21,776 --> 00:35:23,404 He drug the cow through here. 351 00:35:24,988 --> 00:35:26,532 How can one man do that? 352 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:28,700 Slay all them dogs by hisself? 353 00:35:29,117 --> 00:35:32,079 Well, he's gotta be in the forest. All three ranches run alongside it. 354 00:35:32,162 --> 00:35:34,456 You think we should get up a posse? 355 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,334 Head in there? 356 00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:39,962 It's 100,000 acres. Be finding a needle in a fuckstack. 357 00:35:41,714 --> 00:35:45,217 Gather some folks together. I think I know where Dr. Dolittle's gonna strike next. 358 00:35:46,594 --> 00:35:47,887 Right after Grant ran off, 359 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:50,932 a calf went missing from here, Raglan's ranch. 360 00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:54,895 Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. 361 00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,229 That rancher with the cleft palate? 362 00:35:56,313 --> 00:35:58,064 Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk. 363 00:35:58,148 --> 00:36:00,275 Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally. 364 00:36:00,734 --> 00:36:02,903 And then we got the Castavets right here. 365 00:36:02,987 --> 00:36:04,780 That's where last night's shit storm took place. 366 00:36:04,822 --> 00:36:07,533 And if he keeps to that pattern, next he's gonna end up here, 367 00:36:07,616 --> 00:36:09,535 owned by a family called the Strutemyers. 368 00:36:09,994 --> 00:36:13,080 I know you're all tired. You've barely seen your families. 369 00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:16,251 But we're gonna have to go there tonight, lie low and wait. 370 00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:18,169 Well, let's go and get that son of a bitch, Chief! 371 00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:19,254 - Yeah. - Yeah. 372 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:21,506 All right, boys. 373 00:36:22,841 --> 00:36:26,135 Where's my little darling? There she is. 374 00:36:28,889 --> 00:36:31,308 Hey, Bill, we got this grenade we confiscated from them jokers 375 00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:32,851 who wanted to use it to fish for trout. 376 00:36:32,935 --> 00:36:34,937 No. We should be all right with what we got. 377 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,271 All right. 378 00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,276 I didn't know the Russkis were invading. 379 00:36:41,402 --> 00:36:44,405 You seen this guy, you'd have wished they was. 380 00:36:52,205 --> 00:36:53,832 Give me... Just give me one second. 381 00:36:54,374 --> 00:36:56,710 Bill, I heard you're going to get Grant. 382 00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:58,462 - Yeah. We... - I think I should go with you. 383 00:36:58,545 --> 00:37:00,505 What? Go... Honey, no. No. 384 00:37:00,589 --> 00:37:01,798 Bill, you need to let me help. 385 00:37:01,882 --> 00:37:02,883 Look, I ain't well-read on police procedure, 386 00:37:02,966 --> 00:37:03,967 but I'm sure there's a heap of regulations... 387 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:06,179 - No, this is my fault. ...against taking a civilian on a stakeout. 388 00:37:06,262 --> 00:37:07,972 - I should've seen it coming. This is my fault. - It ain't your fault! 389 00:37:08,055 --> 00:37:10,391 - He tried to kill you. - He had all those physical symptoms. 390 00:37:10,474 --> 00:37:11,851 - He was acting peculiar... - Starla. Thank you. 391 00:37:11,934 --> 00:37:13,936 I was just trying to pretend that it wasn't happening, Bill. 392 00:37:14,019 --> 00:37:15,646 Thank you, Starla. I appreciate the offer, but I can't. 393 00:37:16,856 --> 00:37:18,900 If that girl's still out there, how are you gonna find her? 394 00:37:19,651 --> 00:37:21,570 How, unless you bring Grant back alive? 395 00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:25,532 Your best... Your only chance of doing that is with me. 396 00:37:27,575 --> 00:37:29,202 She's got a point. 397 00:37:41,799 --> 00:37:43,425 Hey, hey, hey. Come on. 398 00:37:43,675 --> 00:37:46,179 - You all done, honey? - Thank you. 399 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,891 Hey, come on now. 400 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:54,854 - Kylie, what did you do to your fingers? - Kiri Goshimi done them. 401 00:37:54,937 --> 00:37:56,773 - She's Japanese. - Yeah? 402 00:37:56,939 --> 00:37:59,443 Looks more like that Pokeyman's done them, to me. 403 00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:03,238 Foreign stuff is classy, if you knew something. 404 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:06,491 Oh. 405 00:38:06,908 --> 00:38:08,368 There's Jack. 406 00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:12,373 Now, I want you all to stay inside tonight. You hear? 407 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,421 Hey, Otis! 408 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,841 This turns out to be a mountain lion, 409 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,011 we're gonna look like a bunch of damn idiots. 410 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,303 Oh, yeah? 411 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:29,808 Thanks. 412 00:39:15,815 --> 00:39:18,192 Be a good night to chase some pussy, wouldn't it? 413 00:39:20,403 --> 00:39:22,113 How about that Deputy Margaret? 414 00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:26,492 You have a little deputy thing going on, you two? 415 00:39:27,952 --> 00:39:29,913 Margaret packs a box lunch. 416 00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:31,957 No shit. 417 00:39:37,921 --> 00:39:39,172 Hey, Starla. 418 00:39:41,007 --> 00:39:42,593 You remember that time we were kids 419 00:39:42,885 --> 00:39:44,887 and you came knocking on my window in the middle of the night? 420 00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:50,184 So Starla here, 12. 421 00:39:50,768 --> 00:39:52,394 I guess I was 14. 422 00:39:52,895 --> 00:39:55,065 I said, "Starla, what the hell are you doing out there?" 423 00:39:55,148 --> 00:39:58,985 She says that she's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star. 424 00:40:00,153 --> 00:40:03,239 And she knew I was in the ROTC, so she says she needs a bodyguard 425 00:40:03,323 --> 00:40:04,699 and invites me to come along. 426 00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:08,996 And I said, "Starla, if there's anyone who can take care of herself, 427 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:13,000 "I think it's you. I'm gonna have to decline." 428 00:40:14,251 --> 00:40:15,753 How far did you get? 429 00:40:16,211 --> 00:40:17,546 About the bus stop. 430 00:40:18,797 --> 00:40:21,050 Because Ranger Rick here called my dad. 431 00:40:21,134 --> 00:40:23,886 Damn. A cop from the get-go. You son of a bitch! 432 00:40:24,262 --> 00:40:27,390 You fucked up our fame and fortune there, Bill Pardy. 433 00:40:29,267 --> 00:40:30,476 Yeah. 434 00:40:32,103 --> 00:40:33,772 Yeah, I guess maybe I did. 435 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:53,918 You said squid. 436 00:40:55,127 --> 00:40:56,420 It got worse. 437 00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:15,357 He looks like something that fell off my dick during the war. 438 00:41:15,649 --> 00:41:16,901 Hey. Hey. 439 00:41:21,864 --> 00:41:23,073 Grant? 440 00:41:23,532 --> 00:41:28,079 Holy shit. 441 00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:35,003 What are we gonna do now, Bill? 442 00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:37,964 Cuffs won't even fit on him. 443 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:52,146 Starla, where are you... 444 00:41:58,027 --> 00:41:59,278 Go, go. 445 00:42:00,696 --> 00:42:01,989 Come on. 446 00:42:20,259 --> 00:42:21,510 Grant. 447 00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:33,356 It's okay, Grant. 448 00:42:34,649 --> 00:42:36,192 You're just sick, is all. 449 00:42:36,609 --> 00:42:37,861 You're just sick. 450 00:42:40,113 --> 00:42:43,242 We're just here to take you to get some help. 451 00:42:44,076 --> 00:42:45,202 Right now. 452 00:42:47,079 --> 00:42:48,789 And I'm gonna stay by you. 453 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,084 Just like I swore I would. 454 00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:55,212 For better or worse. 455 00:42:55,671 --> 00:42:57,048 Much fucking worse. 456 00:42:58,257 --> 00:42:59,467 Grant. 457 00:43:01,094 --> 00:43:03,262 Marriage is a sacred bond. 458 00:43:05,598 --> 00:43:06,807 Right, baby? 459 00:43:13,565 --> 00:43:15,233 It's gonna be all right, Grant. 460 00:43:17,444 --> 00:43:19,154 Just come with us. 461 00:43:27,496 --> 00:43:29,874 You stop right there, you son of a bitch. 462 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,710 Now, I don't care what kind of leprosy you got. 463 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,547 We need to find that girl. 464 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,008 Now you can make this peaceful 465 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,635 or you can make it hard. 466 00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:56,985 - No! - Fire! 467 00:43:57,236 --> 00:43:58,362 Fire! 468 00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:00,197 - Move! - Grant! 469 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,242 - Get him! - Get him! 470 00:44:03,493 --> 00:44:06,412 Wally, on my tail! Do not lose him in the woods! 471 00:44:08,164 --> 00:44:09,791 That fucking... 472 00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:12,877 Get the fuck out of the way! 473 00:44:14,213 --> 00:44:15,964 I don't want to lose anybody! Stay together! 474 00:44:16,048 --> 00:44:17,841 Wait for me. Wait for me. 475 00:44:19,509 --> 00:44:21,511 Come on out, you cocksucker! 476 00:44:22,721 --> 00:44:24,473 What are you, some little pussy? 477 00:44:24,848 --> 00:44:26,016 You afraid? 478 00:44:27,518 --> 00:44:28,811 Psychology. 479 00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:45,161 Over there! 480 00:44:57,133 --> 00:44:58,133 Where did he go? 481 00:44:58,217 --> 00:44:59,927 Now we ain't never gonna find that girl. 482 00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:01,845 Starla, get the hell out of here. 483 00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:35,006 What's that smell? 484 00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:36,674 Something dead. 485 00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:40,928 - It's coming from in there, ain't it? - Do you think he's inside? 486 00:45:44,098 --> 00:45:45,225 Oh! 487 00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:02,868 One, two, three. 488 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:05,871 You suck. 489 00:46:07,289 --> 00:46:08,999 Margaret, get over here. 490 00:46:18,468 --> 00:46:20,762 Oh, God. 491 00:46:26,143 --> 00:46:28,520 Something's wrong with me. 492 00:46:31,231 --> 00:46:32,357 Yeah. 493 00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:36,195 Oh, Jesus! God! 494 00:46:43,244 --> 00:46:44,454 Brenda. 495 00:46:45,496 --> 00:46:49,083 Oh, I didn't want no one seeing me like this. 496 00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:53,213 Shit. 497 00:46:54,256 --> 00:46:55,924 How's my boy, Bill? 498 00:46:56,341 --> 00:46:57,467 Is he all right? 499 00:46:57,509 --> 00:46:59,261 Boy's fine, Brenda. 500 00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:06,602 So what's going on here exactly? 501 00:47:07,645 --> 00:47:11,732 I'm so fucking hungry, Bill. I'm so hungry. 502 00:47:11,816 --> 00:47:14,610 I never knew anyone could be so hungry. 503 00:47:16,363 --> 00:47:18,949 Do you mind handing me 504 00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:22,327 a piece of that possum over there? 505 00:47:22,911 --> 00:47:24,621 Just a little bit. 506 00:47:31,045 --> 00:47:33,005 I think we best get you to a hospital right quick. 507 00:47:33,088 --> 00:47:35,758 What the fuck they gonna do with her in a hospital, Bill? 508 00:47:35,841 --> 00:47:36,967 Shut up. 509 00:47:37,468 --> 00:47:39,386 - Jesus! - Why is she doing that? 510 00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:41,556 - Her tumors is moving. - Relax. 511 00:47:42,515 --> 00:47:45,852 - Somebody get her to stop doing that shit! - It hurts, bitch! 512 00:47:47,437 --> 00:47:48,605 Jesus. 513 00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:54,111 Please help me! Bill. 514 00:47:54,486 --> 00:47:57,573 Oh, the little fuckers are tearing me apart! 515 00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:02,077 Oh, the bastard led us here. 516 00:48:09,836 --> 00:48:11,671 Christ, look out, everybody! 517 00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:18,511 Fuck! 518 00:48:18,594 --> 00:48:20,013 Wally! 519 00:48:27,479 --> 00:48:30,398 Margaret, cover your mouth! Don't let them in your mouth! 520 00:49:04,977 --> 00:49:06,353 God dang. 521 00:49:06,728 --> 00:49:08,272 Tried to get in my mouth. 522 00:49:09,481 --> 00:49:11,358 What kind of thing wants you to eat it? 523 00:49:53,903 --> 00:49:56,823 Kylie, honey, you're gonna turn into a plum in there. 524 00:49:56,865 --> 00:49:59,784 Prune, Mama. Plums turn into prunes. 525 00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,744 I know what turns into what. 526 00:50:01,828 --> 00:50:04,623 So I want you to finish up in there and get yourself into bed, you hear? 527 00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:25,853 - Time to turn in, ladies. - Just a couple more pages, Mom. 528 00:50:25,895 --> 00:50:27,188 No. 529 00:50:27,230 --> 00:50:29,524 Besides, you know what day tomorrow is. 530 00:50:29,608 --> 00:50:31,151 - Family fun day. - Family fun day. 531 00:50:31,235 --> 00:50:32,236 That is correct. 532 00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:34,196 So good night. 533 00:50:35,322 --> 00:50:36,740 Sleep tight. 534 00:50:37,741 --> 00:50:39,701 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 535 00:50:40,702 --> 00:50:41,953 Night, night. Night, Mom. 536 00:50:42,037 --> 00:50:43,206 Night. 537 00:51:59,994 --> 00:52:01,288 What the fuck? 538 00:52:38,368 --> 00:52:39,787 Mom! 539 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:43,123 Mom! 540 00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:44,875 Mom! 541 00:52:52,717 --> 00:52:55,553 Help! Emily! Jenna! 542 00:52:57,805 --> 00:52:59,348 Jenna, open the door! 543 00:54:43,291 --> 00:54:44,626 Shelby, come in. 544 00:54:45,168 --> 00:54:48,380 11-41. I need paramedics out here right away. I got four men down. 545 00:54:50,674 --> 00:54:52,259 Shelby, are you there? 546 00:54:56,013 --> 00:54:58,724 Shelby, we got an emergency here. This is Bill. 547 00:54:59,933 --> 00:55:01,226 Oh, crud. 548 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,229 Shelby. 549 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,774 This is no time for a break, Shelby. I mean it. 550 00:55:05,857 --> 00:55:07,817 Shelby? They alive? 551 00:55:07,984 --> 00:55:09,777 Shelby, I need your help now. 552 00:55:10,028 --> 00:55:11,487 Praise Jesus. 553 00:55:12,238 --> 00:55:15,618 Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. 554 00:55:16,035 --> 00:55:19,079 This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. 555 00:55:19,163 --> 00:55:21,248 Either of you ever seen anything like that? 556 00:55:22,082 --> 00:55:24,668 You ever heard of anything like that? 557 00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:26,044 Huh? 558 00:55:27,504 --> 00:55:28,798 Me neither. 559 00:55:28,881 --> 00:55:31,259 And I watch Animal Planet all the fucking time. 560 00:55:31,718 --> 00:55:32,844 I got no reception out here. 561 00:55:32,885 --> 00:55:35,138 I'm gonna run back to the car, try to call the paramedics from there. 562 00:55:35,221 --> 00:55:37,682 That's a long way with those worms out there. 563 00:55:37,765 --> 00:55:40,643 Yeah, well, nice change of pace from shooting them deer. 564 00:55:41,228 --> 00:55:43,313 All right, you three, get these folks out of the barn. 565 00:55:43,397 --> 00:55:45,315 All the rot and stench can't be doing them any good. 566 00:55:45,357 --> 00:55:47,317 You take this. I got my Colt. 567 00:55:48,944 --> 00:55:51,404 - Be careful. - Yeah, there's a thought. 568 00:56:11,384 --> 00:56:13,053 You know what this is? Huh? 569 00:56:13,762 --> 00:56:15,054 You know what this is? 570 00:56:15,513 --> 00:56:18,224 It's goddamn biological weapons, that's what it is. 571 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,895 Government's testing them on Wheelsy. You know why? 572 00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:23,606 Because I don't take no shit from nobody at those State hearings. 573 00:56:23,689 --> 00:56:25,983 They wanna put a cock in Jack MacReady, 574 00:56:26,442 --> 00:56:27,735 they can kiss my ass. 575 00:56:28,110 --> 00:56:31,280 If this shit is contagious, I turn into a fucking mollusk, 576 00:56:31,363 --> 00:56:33,783 I'm gonna sue those bastards, I swear to God! 577 00:56:35,034 --> 00:56:38,037 And you can sue right alongside of me. I don't care if you're a lesbo. 578 00:56:38,121 --> 00:56:39,414 You don't deserve this shit. 579 00:56:39,455 --> 00:56:40,748 It's like... Oh! 580 00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:44,252 Oh, man, it smells like rotten mayonnaise in here. 581 00:57:25,129 --> 00:57:26,589 Hi, sugarplum. 582 00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:32,386 Marriage. It's a sacred bond. 583 00:57:33,262 --> 00:57:34,763 Just like you said. 584 00:57:36,765 --> 00:57:40,770 - What? - I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. 585 00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:44,691 I lost my head. 586 00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:48,861 I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. 587 00:57:49,570 --> 00:57:50,739 Not 588 00:57:51,365 --> 00:57:52,533 kill them 589 00:57:52,825 --> 00:57:53,826 pets. 590 00:57:55,452 --> 00:57:59,665 Not make Brenda a worm. 591 00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:04,003 But it's my nature, ain't it? 592 00:58:05,588 --> 00:58:08,841 How can you blame someone for acting 593 00:58:10,510 --> 00:58:13,137 according to his own nature? 594 00:58:13,679 --> 00:58:16,223 I wanted to tell you what was going on, 595 00:58:16,308 --> 00:58:20,103 but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. 596 00:58:22,314 --> 00:58:25,108 I never knew love, Starla... 597 00:58:25,192 --> 00:58:26,359 Wally? 598 00:58:26,943 --> 00:58:28,194 You all right? 599 00:58:29,488 --> 00:58:32,658 Maybe you better set back down. You don't look so good. 600 00:58:32,742 --> 00:58:33,743 Hey. 601 00:58:58,352 --> 00:59:01,897 Kylie, honey, you okay? 602 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:04,358 Hi, Kylie, it's me. 603 00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:07,444 Kylie, open the door, jellybean. 604 00:59:07,527 --> 00:59:08,613 Come on, Kylie. 605 00:59:08,696 --> 00:59:10,323 Open the door. 606 00:59:10,406 --> 00:59:13,910 We love you, sweetheart. Come on out now. Open the door. 607 00:59:13,993 --> 00:59:15,244 Get away! 608 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,580 You all get away. 609 00:59:17,663 --> 00:59:22,377 Kylie. Kylie, there's no excuse. No excuse not to be with your family. 610 00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:25,130 This is family fun day, isn't it, Kylie? 611 00:59:25,589 --> 00:59:29,176 Y'all better just set back down. You need to get some rest. 612 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,428 - You're sick! - Meat. 613 00:59:32,012 --> 00:59:33,722 Hey! Let her go! 614 00:59:34,932 --> 00:59:37,560 Y'all just take a step back now, all right? 615 00:59:38,102 --> 00:59:40,062 There you go, sugarplum. 616 00:59:41,272 --> 00:59:43,691 Why you choosing camps before you hear 617 00:59:43,774 --> 00:59:45,901 - both sides of the story? - Both sides of the story. 618 00:59:45,943 --> 00:59:49,239 - Why are you talking like Grant? - 'Cause I am Grant. 619 00:59:49,406 --> 00:59:50,824 - I'm your husband. - I'm your husband. 620 00:59:50,907 --> 00:59:53,702 - You swore to honor and obey me. - Obey me. 621 00:59:53,785 --> 00:59:57,122 - So put that goddamn gun down. - So put that goddamn gun down. 622 00:59:59,749 --> 01:00:01,377 Oh, shit. 623 01:00:01,627 --> 01:00:03,128 Get away from her! 624 01:00:03,921 --> 01:00:06,173 It burns. What the... 625 01:00:08,926 --> 01:00:10,636 - Get away from her! - Meat. 626 01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:13,556 Get away from her! I am gonna shoot you, I swear to God! 627 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,850 You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla. 628 01:00:16,643 --> 01:00:20,980 I told you, you always needed me to protect you! 629 01:00:21,230 --> 01:00:24,692 You for damn sure ain't got the balls to... 630 01:00:31,325 --> 01:00:33,201 Christ on a cross. 631 01:00:40,293 --> 01:00:41,961 Go. Go, go, go. 632 01:00:42,545 --> 01:00:44,839 Uncle Grant's gonna show you a good time, girlie. 633 01:00:44,922 --> 01:00:46,090 Get out! 634 01:00:46,173 --> 01:00:49,135 Open this door, you little whore! 635 01:00:49,218 --> 01:00:51,178 Don't mess with me, you little slut. 636 01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:53,432 Kylie. 637 01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:56,768 This is your last chance. 638 01:00:56,852 --> 01:00:58,645 Open this door now! 639 01:01:00,313 --> 01:01:01,898 Come on, you spoiled brat! 640 01:01:01,982 --> 01:01:03,191 No! 641 01:01:04,401 --> 01:01:05,528 No! 642 01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:08,197 You little bitch! Hey! 643 01:01:11,158 --> 01:01:14,078 What's going on? What the hell are you doing? 644 01:01:15,579 --> 01:01:17,498 Hey, hey, easy, easy, easy. 645 01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:20,210 What the hell happened to you, Otis? 646 01:01:21,419 --> 01:01:23,796 Poison ivy out back, maybe? 647 01:01:24,005 --> 01:01:25,840 - We're itchy. - We're itchy. 648 01:01:25,882 --> 01:01:27,884 No, they're not my parents. 649 01:01:28,009 --> 01:01:29,135 They're trying to trick you. 650 01:01:30,303 --> 01:01:32,848 - Hey. - The worms are in their brains. 651 01:01:33,974 --> 01:01:36,351 All right, look, y'all stay right there on the spot. 652 01:01:36,435 --> 01:01:38,520 I'm gonna call the paramedics to come help you. 653 01:01:38,604 --> 01:01:40,480 And Kylie's gonna come with me. 654 01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:41,898 Hey there, killer. 655 01:01:48,489 --> 01:01:50,658 Starla's my woman, you prick. 656 01:02:02,546 --> 01:02:07,092 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 657 01:02:14,975 --> 01:02:16,227 Come on. 658 01:02:19,438 --> 01:02:21,774 Damn it! Come on, Kylie. 659 01:02:21,941 --> 01:02:23,652 Hey, come on, come on. 660 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,655 Don't mess with me, little girl! 661 01:02:28,907 --> 01:02:30,325 Hear me, girl? 662 01:02:34,329 --> 01:02:35,789 What's with the spitting? 663 01:02:36,707 --> 01:02:39,084 Margaret, come in. Margaret? Margaret, are you there? 664 01:02:39,126 --> 01:02:41,253 Chief, go! They're gonna get in. Go! 665 01:02:41,295 --> 01:02:43,797 My friends are still out there... Trevor? 666 01:02:46,049 --> 01:02:47,801 What the heck is going on? 667 01:02:51,806 --> 01:02:55,435 My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested. 668 01:03:24,632 --> 01:03:25,841 Bitch is hard-core. 669 01:03:25,925 --> 01:03:28,220 Get in the car. Get in the car! 670 01:03:28,303 --> 01:03:29,679 All right, yeah. 671 01:03:30,055 --> 01:03:31,056 Go, go. 672 01:03:32,057 --> 01:03:34,100 Go! Go! Go! 673 01:03:34,392 --> 01:03:35,894 Starla! 674 01:03:35,977 --> 01:03:39,689 - Starla! Starla! - Starla! Starla! 675 01:03:40,190 --> 01:03:41,734 Starla! 676 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,124 So, 677 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:59,002 how's everybody's evening? Good? 678 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,296 Good. 679 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:04,048 Thanks. 680 01:04:09,805 --> 01:04:11,056 Shelby? 681 01:04:15,394 --> 01:04:17,062 Shelby, you there? 682 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,024 Hey, Chief, how you doing? Did you find that... 683 01:04:21,651 --> 01:04:24,111 There's a skeeter in here driving me bonkers. 684 01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:26,239 Shelby, you seen any of these... 685 01:04:26,989 --> 01:04:28,532 I don't know what to call them. 686 01:04:28,616 --> 01:04:30,326 They're like big slugs, only they're fast. 687 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,369 Uh-uh. 688 01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:32,954 No slugs. 689 01:04:33,038 --> 01:04:36,249 But your mama called. She said, "The toilet's all backed up again. 690 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,418 "Why don't you come over soon as you're finished there?" 691 01:04:38,502 --> 01:04:39,586 All right, sweetheart, listen. 692 01:04:39,669 --> 01:04:41,504 I need you to listen to me just for a second, okay? 693 01:04:42,172 --> 01:04:45,426 She said it's what you done in there on Sunday what caused the backup. 694 01:04:47,678 --> 01:04:49,638 All right, listen. I need you to... 695 01:04:49,722 --> 01:04:52,433 I need you to get the CDC on the horn for me, okay? 696 01:04:55,978 --> 01:04:57,688 Shelby, are you nodding? 697 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:01,067 Oh, yeah, sorry. I'll get you right back. 698 01:05:05,947 --> 01:05:09,450 There's a big tree in her front yard and the roots got in the pipes 699 01:05:09,534 --> 01:05:12,329 and it messes with the whole system on the way to the main. 700 01:05:14,039 --> 01:05:15,666 She uses lots of paper. 701 01:05:32,517 --> 01:05:34,352 Where is the Mr. Pibb? 702 01:05:35,937 --> 01:05:40,525 I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. 703 01:05:43,028 --> 01:05:45,697 Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon 704 01:05:45,781 --> 01:05:48,992 and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars. 705 01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:51,829 People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, 706 01:05:51,871 --> 01:05:55,833 and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb! 707 01:05:55,916 --> 01:05:58,586 Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it. 708 01:06:02,131 --> 01:06:03,466 It was me. 709 01:06:04,175 --> 01:06:06,845 I became it... Him. 710 01:06:08,305 --> 01:06:10,181 - Part of him. - Who? 711 01:06:12,684 --> 01:06:13,768 Who? 712 01:06:14,811 --> 01:06:16,605 Mrs. Grant's husband. 713 01:06:18,482 --> 01:06:20,192 But it wasn't always him. 714 01:06:22,111 --> 01:06:23,779 He came from... 715 01:06:29,536 --> 01:06:32,539 - He's a goddamn Martian? - Martians is from Mars, Jack. 716 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:35,750 Or it's a general term meaning "outer space fucker." 717 01:06:35,833 --> 01:06:38,044 - No, it isn't. - Look it up, cocksucker. 718 01:06:38,086 --> 01:06:39,295 Enough. 719 01:06:40,379 --> 01:06:41,547 Kylie. 720 01:06:42,341 --> 01:06:43,509 Honey. 721 01:06:45,177 --> 01:06:46,637 Honey, what do you mean? 722 01:06:47,387 --> 01:06:49,514 His real face looks like a needle. 723 01:06:50,265 --> 01:06:51,933 But he's always got another. 724 01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:55,104 He goes from place to place, 725 01:06:55,188 --> 01:06:57,690 worids, planets, killing them. 726 01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:03,070 Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. 727 01:07:03,612 --> 01:07:06,657 And the rest he eats till they're gone. 728 01:07:09,578 --> 01:07:11,037 Now he's here. 729 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,290 Are you saying these worms... 730 01:07:13,373 --> 01:07:15,750 These worms in their brains, you saying they're all connected? 731 01:07:15,834 --> 01:07:17,002 It's like they're all one deal? 732 01:07:17,085 --> 01:07:21,298 An animal that doesn't procreate. It spreads, grows, 733 01:07:22,049 --> 01:07:26,011 absorbing the minds and bodies of the organisms around it. 734 01:07:28,013 --> 01:07:30,015 It's a conscious disease. 735 01:07:31,684 --> 01:07:34,938 If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated. 736 01:07:37,148 --> 01:07:39,734 We're back. Everything's gonna be okay. 737 01:07:48,243 --> 01:07:51,163 Shelby, did you get the CDC for me? We're at the city limits. 738 01:07:51,246 --> 01:07:52,831 Welcome back, 739 01:07:53,624 --> 01:07:54,666 killer. 740 01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:59,046 Got a little surprise for the lot of you, just right around the corner. 741 01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:27,618 Starla! 742 01:08:34,416 --> 01:08:37,628 Starla. Starla! Let her go! 743 01:08:37,753 --> 01:08:38,964 Jesus. 744 01:08:51,852 --> 01:08:53,020 Meat. 745 01:08:55,189 --> 01:08:56,315 Meat. 746 01:08:58,609 --> 01:09:01,361 - Chief! - Come on, come here. 747 01:09:04,782 --> 01:09:07,619 Stay here. Stay here. Jack, wake up. 748 01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:09,912 - Wake up! - Hurry! 749 01:09:11,247 --> 01:09:12,415 Jack! 750 01:09:12,915 --> 01:09:14,041 Meat. 751 01:09:18,005 --> 01:09:19,047 Meat. 752 01:09:35,147 --> 01:09:36,482 Stay here. 753 01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:52,332 Worms beat us here. 754 01:09:57,922 --> 01:09:59,590 Okay. All right. 755 01:10:00,549 --> 01:10:02,760 There's a grenade in that station. 756 01:10:03,385 --> 01:10:06,805 Now, if I use that to destroy Grant... He's the center of the whole system, right? 757 01:10:06,889 --> 01:10:08,724 Does that mean the whole thing will be destroyed? 758 01:10:09,726 --> 01:10:11,436 - Maybe. - Maybe. 759 01:10:12,729 --> 01:10:13,938 Okay. 760 01:10:17,191 --> 01:10:18,359 Okay. 761 01:10:19,444 --> 01:10:21,904 You wait here. All right? Stay hid. 762 01:10:22,698 --> 01:10:23,991 I'll be back. 763 01:11:04,075 --> 01:11:06,494 Okay. All right. 764 01:11:07,244 --> 01:11:08,370 Easy. 765 01:11:37,734 --> 01:11:39,278 This is Chief Pardy. 766 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,535 I can't... 767 01:12:03,011 --> 01:12:04,262 Fuck me. 768 01:12:10,853 --> 01:12:11,979 No! 769 01:12:24,701 --> 01:12:27,162 Get... Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! 770 01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,711 Hey. Motherfucker. 771 01:12:39,466 --> 01:12:41,760 Thank you. Come on, come on. 772 01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:49,602 We gotta go. Once one sees us, they all see us. 773 01:12:52,355 --> 01:12:54,774 Okay. Take this. Here. 774 01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:03,450 Starla. 775 01:13:37,528 --> 01:13:38,988 Oh, God! 776 01:13:39,822 --> 01:13:41,782 Sweetie, don't look. Don't look. 777 01:13:44,994 --> 01:13:46,203 What are we gonna do now? 778 01:13:46,286 --> 01:13:48,247 Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things. 779 01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:51,126 - That's kind of negative. - Well, it's been that sort of day. 780 01:13:55,255 --> 01:13:57,674 - Thank you for saving my ass back there. - You're welcome. 781 01:13:57,757 --> 01:14:00,426 Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around. 782 01:14:00,510 --> 01:14:02,763 - What do you mean? - Like I saved you. 783 01:14:03,097 --> 01:14:05,933 - Yeah, if we live. - Right. 784 01:14:07,684 --> 01:14:09,353 Now, they're dragging these bodies due north. 785 01:14:09,394 --> 01:14:11,146 Do you think that will lead us to Ms. Grant? 786 01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:13,482 You like her, don't you? 787 01:14:15,735 --> 01:14:17,028 Come on. 788 01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:42,555 Starla, don't you be fooling, girl. 789 01:14:42,638 --> 01:14:44,181 Come on down! 790 01:15:02,450 --> 01:15:03,868 Who's there? 791 01:15:06,287 --> 01:15:07,372 Bill? 792 01:15:08,415 --> 01:15:09,541 Bill? 793 01:15:10,584 --> 01:15:11,794 Starla? 794 01:15:16,632 --> 01:15:17,883 Hello? 795 01:15:36,486 --> 01:15:38,822 Don't you look at me like that! 796 01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:43,493 Don't you judge me! 797 01:15:44,619 --> 01:15:48,416 You got no idea what it's like to be this hungry! 798 01:15:48,457 --> 01:15:51,585 I just ate pig and I still want more. 799 01:15:51,836 --> 01:15:54,588 - Oh, God damn! - Don't you dare judge me! 800 01:15:54,839 --> 01:15:58,968 Are you trying to judge me? Damn Republican. 801 01:15:59,051 --> 01:16:02,472 We'll run all you Republicans out of town. 802 01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:29,542 Starla, I hear you in there. 803 01:16:30,084 --> 01:16:34,422 Come on down and fulfill your wifely duties, you hear me? 804 01:17:33,234 --> 01:17:36,196 Starla. Starla. 805 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,495 You said for better or worse! 806 01:18:22,578 --> 01:18:24,121 You lied! 807 01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:25,748 Bitch! 808 01:18:26,248 --> 01:18:27,458 Slut! 809 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:28,959 Whore! 810 01:18:37,177 --> 01:18:38,762 There's the worm heads. 811 01:18:39,846 --> 01:18:41,598 That's where they're bringing the bodies. 812 01:18:42,057 --> 01:18:45,101 Probably new breeders feeding inside. 813 01:18:45,643 --> 01:18:48,480 Oh, my God, that's Grant. 814 01:18:49,398 --> 01:18:52,026 That's where they're joining together. 815 01:19:06,624 --> 01:19:08,668 Well, now, that is some fucked-up shit. 816 01:19:14,842 --> 01:19:16,385 There's Starla. 817 01:19:17,678 --> 01:19:19,429 Okay. Okay. 818 01:19:21,139 --> 01:19:22,974 All right. All right. 819 01:19:23,225 --> 01:19:26,520 - You stay here. - No, I ain't staying here by myself. 820 01:19:29,315 --> 01:19:31,025 All right, come on. 821 01:19:39,450 --> 01:19:44,372 You tried to kill me and run off with Pardy. 822 01:19:44,539 --> 01:19:47,208 You just wanna fuck him now, cause he's so good-looking. 823 01:19:47,292 --> 01:19:49,044 It's all over, Starla. 824 01:19:49,085 --> 01:19:52,505 And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. 825 01:19:52,547 --> 01:19:54,967 Till I'm all that is! 826 01:19:56,468 --> 01:19:59,471 Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. 827 01:19:59,555 --> 01:20:01,390 Won't you, sugarplum? 828 01:20:01,724 --> 01:20:04,393 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 829 01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:07,564 I just thought you were trying to kill me. 830 01:20:08,148 --> 01:20:12,068 And you can't expect me not to go through 831 01:20:13,611 --> 01:20:15,154 some adjustments 832 01:20:16,155 --> 01:20:18,157 after all these changes. 833 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:24,248 You did a real nice job decorating, baby. 834 01:20:24,915 --> 01:20:26,750 You like these memories? 835 01:20:27,334 --> 01:20:28,502 Yeah. 836 01:20:29,211 --> 01:20:31,505 I know you don't wanna hurt me, Grant. 837 01:20:39,764 --> 01:20:40,890 Yeah. 838 01:20:41,932 --> 01:20:43,768 You like being called Grant, 839 01:20:44,435 --> 01:20:45,645 don't you? 840 01:20:47,898 --> 01:20:49,149 I can do that. 841 01:20:50,192 --> 01:20:51,943 I can call you that. 842 01:20:53,278 --> 01:20:55,905 'Cause you're lonely. Right? 843 01:20:57,032 --> 01:21:00,453 You've been alone so long I can't even imagine, I bet. 844 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:06,292 You don't have to be alone anymore. 845 01:21:09,628 --> 01:21:11,298 'Cause you and I, 846 01:21:12,424 --> 01:21:14,175 we could be together. 847 01:21:15,009 --> 01:21:17,971 I never had much use for this worid, anyway. 848 01:21:20,223 --> 01:21:25,104 And I can stay with you while you do what you need to do. 849 01:21:26,063 --> 01:21:30,067 'Cause it's your nature, and I see that now. 850 01:21:31,819 --> 01:21:33,820 I'm here for you. 851 01:22:14,572 --> 01:22:15,615 Pardy! 852 01:22:15,699 --> 01:22:18,910 Kill me, Pardy, please! 853 01:22:20,161 --> 01:22:24,749 You Podunk whore! I've been around a billion years. 854 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,085 You think you can fuck with me? 855 01:22:29,088 --> 01:22:30,214 Yep. 856 01:22:32,549 --> 01:22:33,676 Shit! 857 01:24:30,257 --> 01:24:31,633 Shoot him. 858 01:24:31,842 --> 01:24:33,218 Shoot him! 859 01:25:43,543 --> 01:25:44,710 Bill. 860 01:25:47,672 --> 01:25:48,756 Bill. 861 01:25:50,841 --> 01:25:51,967 Bill. 862 01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,886 Bill. 863 01:25:56,807 --> 01:25:58,934 Oh, that... That really hurt. 864 01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:10,321 Are you all right? 865 01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:14,908 You need both of them things in you to get all wormy. 866 01:26:15,034 --> 01:26:17,870 Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. 867 01:26:57,036 --> 01:27:01,124 Bet you regret not running off with me to Hollywood now, hey, Bill? 868 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:03,627 Oh, hell, Starla, 869 01:27:04,294 --> 01:27:05,712 I always regretted that. 870 01:27:13,053 --> 01:27:15,765 Now, Bishopville's just a few miles down the 10. 871 01:27:15,848 --> 01:27:19,685 They got that hospital there with the big green steeple thingy up top. 872 01:27:22,897 --> 01:27:27,402 Hey, Kylie, why don't you tell Ms. Grant that story about how I saved you from that deer? 873 01:27:27,861 --> 01:27:29,112 Oh, yeah. 874 01:27:29,362 --> 01:27:31,197 Bill saved me from a deer. 875 01:27:32,949 --> 01:27:34,200 Oh, yeah?