1 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,507 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 2 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,846 [THE HIVES' "TICK TICK BOOM" PLAYS] 3 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,010 [TIRES SCREECHING] 4 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:55,602 ♪ Yeah I was right all along ♪ 5 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:02,939 ♪ Yeah You come tagging along ♪ 6 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,865 ♪ Exhibit A, on a tray What you say? ♪ 7 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,654 ♪ As I throw it in your face ♪ 8 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,412 ♪ Exhibit B, what you see? Well, that's me ♪ 9 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,828 ♪ I put you back in your place ♪ 10 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:22,504 ♪ Yeah, I've done it before And I can do it some more ♪ 11 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,294 ♪ So what you waiting for? ♪ 12 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,228 [KIDS CHATTERING] 13 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,265 ♪ And you come crying to me But it's too late ♪ 14 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,023 [HORN HONKS] 15 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,777 ♪ The man you try hard to be But it's too late ♪ 16 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,234 ♪ Get your head out the sand But it's too late ♪ 17 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,649 [BELL RINGING] 18 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,154 [TRAIN HORN BLARING] 19 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:54,996 ♪ Too late, too late Oh ♪ 20 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:59,791 ♪ Oh, yeah But it's too late ♪ 21 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,206 ♪ You get your head out the sand ♪ 22 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:06,093 ♪ But it's too late It's too late, too late ♪ 23 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,881 ♪ You know I've done it before And I can do it some more ♪ 24 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,301 ♪ I got my eye on the score I'm gonna cut to the core ♪ 25 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,062 ♪ You know I've done it before And I can do it some more ♪ 26 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,770 ♪ I got my eye on the score I'm gonna cut to the core ♪ 27 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,936 ♪ it's too late, it's too soon It's too /ate, it's too soon ♪ 28 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,480 ♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it? ♪ 29 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,993 ♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick Boom ♪♪ 30 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,573 Thirty-four minutes, four minutes late. Pizza's free. 31 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,830 You live two towns away. It's impossible to get here in 30. 32 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,163 Exactly. That's why we order from your shitty pizza parlor. 33 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,339 Okay. You guys are pretty smart. 34 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,717 You figured out a way to beat the system. 35 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,172 There you go. Thank you. 36 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,589 What, no tip? Sorry, I only got the big bills. 37 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,508 Mm. You guys kind of remind me of me when I was your age. 38 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,019 Just trying to get drunk any chance I get. 39 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,976 I bet you got the fridge full of beer, right? 40 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,311 Man, we don't have anything. NICK: Really? 41 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,897 Could you get us some beer? NICK: Me? Um... 42 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,946 Listen, I shouldn't do this but if you give me the money 43 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:12,656 that your mom gave you, which you didn't give me, I will run out and get you some beer. 44 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,695 [WHISPERING] Let him do it. Let's get shit-faced. 45 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,659 But I want a tip. 46 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,367 Okay. Okay, we have... 47 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,628 That's 40. Oh, thanks, man. 48 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,881 Wait, how many am I getting? Whatever that will get us. 49 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,838 Okay. I will see you soon. 50 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,631 Wait, you boys like O'Doul's, right? 51 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:37,142 Yeah. Totally. Fucking love that shit. You rule. 52 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,268 [BEASTIE BOYS' "SURE SHOT" PLAYS] 53 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,681 ♪ I've got the brand new doo-doo Guaranteed like Yoo-hoo ♪ 54 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,849 ♪ I'm on like Dr. John Yeah, Mn Zu Zu ♪ 55 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,188 ♪ I'm a newlywed I'm not a divorcee ♪ 56 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,649 ♪ And everything I do ls funky like Lee Dorsey ♪ 57 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:53,488 ♪ 'Cause you can't, you won't And you don't stop ♪ 58 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,153 ♪ You know you can't, you won't And you don't stop ♪ 59 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,413 ♪ Ad-Rock, come and rock The sure shot ♪ 60 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,826 ♪ Hurricane 'II cross fade on your ass And bust your ear drums ♪♪ 61 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,378 [GENERATIONALS' "I PROMISE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 62 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,301 Okay. 63 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,507 All right. 64 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,888 [GRUNTS] All good. 65 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,014 ♪ Saint Anthony and Saint Thomas ♪ 66 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,848 Wow. Oh. 67 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,638 ♪ You don't wanna hear it 'Cause words bring you down ♪ 68 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,023 ♪ I believe you're waiting For another year ♪♪ 69 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:28,186 Wow. Cool. You really went for it. 70 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,853 [CHUCKLES] 71 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,688 Okay. Well, I will... Okay. 72 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,072 Call me. 73 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,699 I will. Yes, okay. 74 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,986 All right, take care. Bye. 75 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,369 CHET: See you. WOMAN: Bye. 76 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,745 CHET: Thanks again. 77 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,782 You have a great personality. 78 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,245 Hey. What the hell? 79 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:46,287 You've been watching the whole time? Yeah, the whole show. 80 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,672 Really classy move there at the end. The kiss. 81 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,925 If a woman is kind to provide me with fellatio services, 82 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:55,212 I'm not gonna dart out of there like she's an untouchable. 83 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,472 And they say chivalry is dead. Have a beer. 84 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:01,347 The alcohol should help wash the taste of yourself out of your mouth. 85 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,353 Well, thank you, sir. Mm. 86 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,103 Hey, I rented some movies for us. I got Lethal Weapon. 87 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,939 I got Lethal Weapon 2. I think I'm gonna have to pass. 88 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,105 I gotta be up early to teach a class. Come on, you're a sub. 89 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,649 Just call in sick, like the real teacher did. 90 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,571 I got promoted to full time last month. You bought me a laser pointer. 91 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,205 I'm just having trouble accepting you as the man, 92 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:23,536 because you're you. 93 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:27,623 Filling kids' heads with bullshit just so you can have your summers off. 94 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,171 I'm sorry I have a career, 95 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,299 and I don't have time to squeeze movies into my schedule. 96 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,004 Okay. "Call of Duty"? Fine. 97 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,589 But you will get smoked. 98 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,761 Fruit motherfucking salad. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. Whoo! 99 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,847 That was sick, Dwayne. That was fucking awesome. 100 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,430 This one's gonna blow even bigger. Oh, yeah. 101 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,645 If you weren't a skinny bitch, you could be in the military. 102 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,277 I don't need to be. I taught myself how to do this. 103 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,779 I went online and looked all this up. I hear you. 104 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,441 I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair. 105 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,655 I taught myself how to eat pussy hair. 106 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,865 Let's do it. 107 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,529 I want this one. 108 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,039 Here... Give me the crossbow. 109 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,416 You get the crossbow. I'll take the detonator. 110 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,669 Blow that shit up, dude. This one's mine. 111 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,748 Bin Laden. This time it's personal. 112 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,756 Fuck you. 113 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,677 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 114 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,765 Whoa, man. It's so real. 115 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,267 Run, bitch. Oh, check this shit out. 116 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:28,396 TRAVIS: What are you doing, dude? I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. 117 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,065 I'm fucking Jason. Oh, my God. 118 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,317 Get him, dude. In his fucking mask hole. 119 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,149 Hey, come here, bitch. Keep that fucking mask on, Jason. 120 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,031 I'm fingering his asshole. DWAYNE: I'm gonna wrap his balls. 121 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,817 I'm gonna fucking raw-dog him. TRAVIS: I got your butt-pussy. 122 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,453 It's so hard. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you so... 123 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,614 Who are you two fags fucking? 124 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,955 Just Jason Voorhees. Afternoon, major. 125 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,460 MAJOR: It's been 20 years, Dwayne. 126 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,960 When are you finally going to get up the courage to ask him out? 127 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,420 Pssh. That's not funny. We're business partners. 128 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,257 Oh, yeah? What kind of business are you in? 129 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,713 Some entre... 130 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,927 Entrepreneurials. Entre... 131 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,634 That's not a business. You can't even pronounce it. 132 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,685 We're just trying to watch this movie. 133 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,518 There's about 45 minutes left and 3D titties coming up. 134 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,353 You're coming in at the worst time. 135 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,813 Yeah? I bought that TV so I can watch football. 136 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,488 Not so that you and your boyfriend can jack off all over it. 137 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:22,151 Well, then maybe you should learn how to share the common space better. 138 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,329 Heh, heh. Common? The only thing common in this house is you. 139 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,119 Come on, Travis. This movie sucks, anyway. 140 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,625 TRAVIS: You look good, major. 141 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,998 I paid for the damn cold cuts too. 142 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,626 Maybe if you had a job or a fucking prospect, 143 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,959 or a clue how to get any of the above, 144 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,048 I'd let you eat them. 145 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,922 You're a cold son of a bitch, Dad. 146 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,386 That's what it takes, boy. 147 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,890 In the corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained. 148 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,350 That's really fucking disturbing. 149 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,601 [♪♪♪] 150 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,937 DWAYNE: Goddamn it. Oh, shit. 151 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,441 Talking to me about fucking cold cuts. That son of a bitch. 152 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,447 Oh, you got to be kidding me. He bought another new truck? 153 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,360 That's some high-end decal work, Dwayne. 154 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,450 Fuck the major. Yeah, fuck him, dude. 155 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:16,255 [OVER SPEAKERS] ♪ Take my hand 'cause I know What you're going through ♪ 156 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,633 ♪ Half the time I had no way Of knowing ♪ 157 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,386 ♪ Yeah, ah, ah, ah ♪♪ 158 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,637 [BALLOON POPS] 159 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,683 Sorry. Very funny, but you're late. 160 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,225 No, I'm 45 minutes late, which is like 10 minutes early for me. 161 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,403 Where the hell were you? Vito's is, like, two blocks away. 162 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,529 Yeah, I got held up trying to pick out 163 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,736 the perfect shirt-and-hat combo for you. 164 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,616 What do you think? I like it. 165 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:46,901 It's very minimum-wage. 166 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,571 Thanks. I can't wait to quit and take this shit off. 167 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,662 ♪ Gonna take a trip To Laredo ♪ 168 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,451 Say what you want about your boss, 169 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,415 but the man knows how to make a pizza. 170 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,251 I hate that guy. He can suck a dick. 171 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,666 Mm. Did you see Tom Small's Facebook update? 172 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:04,006 No, you know I don't check that shit. I'm off the grid. 173 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,846 He came out. What? 174 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,679 He even posted a picture of him and his Latin boyfriend. 175 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,888 Tom Small is gay? 176 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,554 That kid used to beat me and Chet in grammar school. Wow. 177 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,599 Tell me about it. He OTPF'd me at Junior High Formal. 178 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,234 What the hell is that? "Over the pants fingered.“." 179 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,894 That's disgusting. 180 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,985 So I've got news. 181 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,941 Even bigger news than that Tom Small? 182 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,109 I don't know if I can take much more news. 183 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,871 This corporation called Four Seasons decided to get their shit together 184 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,658 and accept me into their management training program. 185 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,997 Really? Whoa! Congratulations, that's amazing. 186 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,582 Thank you. 187 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,249 I can't believe they're opening in town. We don't even have a Radisson. 188 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,168 Yeah, exactly, which is why I'm moving to Atlanta. 189 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,050 I'm gonna be working in their Special Events department. 190 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,307 In Hotlanta? 191 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,430 I know a little about it from rap music, 192 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,687 and it sounds like a fucked-up place. 193 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,978 Come on. This is everything I've been working toward. 194 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:03,688 Did you tell your brother? Yeah. Chet was really happy for me. 195 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:08,158 I thought you'd be happy for me too. I am. I'm totally happy for you. 196 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,160 In fact, I will make you a crunk CD or something. 197 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,035 You can show off to your new hustler friends in Atlanta. 198 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,287 [OVER SPEAKERS] ♪ No, I'm not trying to be rude ♪ 199 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,123 DWAYNE: He treats me like a bitch. That's no way to treat a son. 200 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,083 He thinks he knows me. He doesn't. 201 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,214 I have more ideas than he could dream of. 202 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,046 I have plans bigger than his house. 203 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,755 Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. 204 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,592 Maybe just be quiet for a while, 205 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,927 forget about your old dad, 206 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,763 let me do my thing. 207 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,893 I wish I could forget about that asshole. 208 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,101 As is, I'm pretty much just waiting for him to drop dead. 209 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,437 I just don't want to mess up my inheritance. 210 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,853 Really? What kind of inheritance? 211 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,155 Well, when the old man left the service, 212 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,658 he started buying lotto tickets. The next thing you know, in '98, 213 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,195 the dude hits it for $10 million. Hmm. 214 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,991 And ever since then, he's been burning through it like an NBA draft pick, 215 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,036 buying Winnebagos and flat-screen TVs. 216 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,828 Just all this senseless spending. 217 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,748 He's probably down to, like, 1 or 2 million now. 218 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,885 As soon as he kicks it, all that cash is mine. 219 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:14,137 You know, with a million dollars, 220 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,097 you could have anything. 221 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,807 ♪ Running her hands Through my 'fro ♪ 222 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,223 You could be like a king. 223 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,392 King Dwayne. 224 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,105 Heh, heh, heh. Right on. 225 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,566 And you could be like my queen. 226 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:32,326 Polish my royal scepter. You know, practice makes perfect. 227 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,903 Oh, fuck you. 228 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,364 Maybe I could help you get that money now. 229 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,577 Oh, yeah? 230 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,492 Before he spends another penny. 231 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,831 And how would you do that? 232 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,338 I know a guy in Detroit. 233 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:52,384 He could help you. Probably do it for 100 G's. 234 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,719 Do what? 235 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,886 Kill your mean old dad. 236 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,809 ♪ Around about 4 You gotta clear the lobby .P. 237 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,393 So, what do you say? 238 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,728 ♪ Take it to your room ♪ 239 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,643 Are you ready for your crown? 240 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,819 ♪ Toot, toot Can /get a beep, beep ♪ 241 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,571 Uh-huh. 242 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,945 MAN [ON TV]: Mm. These are very bad for you. 243 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,904 Hey, watch out. 244 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,118 [NICK CLICKS TONGUE] 245 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,954 You should pace yourself there. It's noon on a Saturday. 246 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,962 The fridge is full, man. We're all good. Pretty crazy about Tom Small, huh? 247 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,418 Yeah. Well, I never liked him. 248 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:32,677 Your sister did. You know, she let him finger-blast her, big time. 249 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,890 What are you talking about, man? I don't want that shit in my head. 250 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,721 Your sister told me. I thought you should know. 251 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,182 Are you swapping stories about getting fingered? 252 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,224 No. It's just that your sister makes questionable decisions. 253 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,643 You know, like, uh... Like moving to Atlanta. 254 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,277 What's wrong? She's gonna manage a hotel. 255 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,986 I get free rooms. Go there and crash whenever you're out on the streets. 256 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,319 Except her once she gets involved with some Atlanta douche bag 257 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,032 that's totally wrong for her. 258 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:03,075 Some doctor who drives a white BMW and listens to Phish. It's fucking lame. 259 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,287 Whatever. Why are we talking about who my sister goes out with? 260 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,704 I don't know. 261 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:11,625 MAN: I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers, actually. 262 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,388 You want to fuck my sister, don't you? Chet, I don't want to talk about this. 263 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,265 Argh. My twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me? 264 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,553 Oh, hardly. Your sister is attractive and she excites me. 265 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,723 Yes, in a sexual way. Can we please just be adults about this? 266 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:30,189 You, an adult? You had a Lunchables for dinner last night. 267 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,477 You're a man-child. 268 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,780 Let's not say shit we can't take back, okay? 269 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,111 How about this? You wanna know who I saw naked? 270 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:39,403 Who? Miss Jenny Rifkin. 271 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,831 When I was nailing her the week after she dumped you, intercourse style. 272 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,878 That's right, my brown hands all over her nice, white titties. 273 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,586 Wow. You pulled a Judas on Jenny-fucking-Rifkin. 274 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,592 That is messed up, Chet. 275 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,888 Almost as messed up as how I sold your Willie Mays signed ball 276 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,264 for 200 bucks. Phew. 277 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,559 My grandpa left me that ball in his will. 278 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,765 You helped me look for it for a month. 279 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,430 Now you know why we never found it. Are we done here? 280 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,270 Not quite yet. Okay. 281 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:13,195 I told John Tanner about how your mom fucked that lifeguard. 282 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,988 I felt awful about it, even though he swore secrecy, 283 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,694 he wound up telling everyone. 284 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,157 Then your parents got divorced. But now, I don't give a shit. 285 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,414 Well, then you ruined my whole fucking life. 286 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,959 Not much of a life to ruin, but yeah, I guess I did. 287 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,495 Okay, Chet. 288 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,712 You're right. I do want to have sex with your sister. 289 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,093 Again. Because the first time was so awesome. 290 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,800 Bullshit. That never happened. Graduation night. 291 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,052 No. You fucked Tina Scotto. 292 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,719 No, I just told you I did. Same story, different girl. 293 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:51,061 What? You deflowered my sister and I know all the fucking details? 294 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,858 [BOTH SCREAM] 295 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,228 Fuck. NICK: Yo, get the fuck off of me. 296 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,483 Stop hitting my knee. 297 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,274 NICK: You're twins. Did you feel when I was fucking her? 298 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,534 [BOTH GRUNTING] 299 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,537 Motherfucker. Aah! Aah! Ow! Ah-ah! 300 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,911 You fucking asshole. 301 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,165 Krav Maga. Israeli self-defense technique. 302 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,670 NICK: Okay. I can't breathe. 303 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:16,129 Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Unh. 304 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,133 Go to sleep. Aah! 305 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,841 You're a huge loser. Fuck you. 306 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,182 You're not good enough for my sister, okay? 307 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,512 You're a pizza boy. 308 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:29,437 You know, I actually feel sorry for you, you fucking dick. 309 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,814 You'll never understand this. 310 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,642 It's more complicated than your fucking online dating. 311 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,103 You're a shit friend. 312 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,688 All those years of asking me for stuff, favors. 313 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,820 You know, that beat-down is the last favor you'll ever get. 314 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,277 Good. It's the last one I'll ever need. 315 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,823 Yeah, I'll give you a call when I need some fucking mozzarella sticks. 316 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,208 TRAVIS: This pool is so dirty, dude. 317 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,670 Where do all these leaves come from? 318 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,548 Where the hell do you think, dude? From fucking trees. 319 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,968 That's what she said. 320 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,926 No, "that's what she said" jokes don't work with that. 321 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,840 It has to be in a sexual reference. 322 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,552 Like, you know, "These leaves are hard." 323 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,512 "That's what she said." Oh. 324 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,817 I hate this pool. 325 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,070 What? Dwayne. 326 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,903 Look, I don't want to get in the middle of a family matter or anything, 327 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,739 but killing the major seems kind of messed up. 328 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:26,949 Right? Or no? 329 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,705 No, it's not messed up, dude. It's barely even murder. 330 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,492 I mean, it's really just kind of shaving a few years 331 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,002 off an old man's shitty existence. 332 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,961 Hey, dipshit. If my pool ain't ready in an hour, you don't get paid. 333 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,214 Maybe you ought to have woke your lazy ass up before noon. 334 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,716 I woke up at 11:15, major. That's a fact. 335 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,013 [♪♪♪] 336 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,298 You look good. 337 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,636 Nice to see you too, Dad. Love you so much. 338 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,060 TRAVIS: Bye, major. 339 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,434 Fuck that dick. 340 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,063 You know why I sleep late, Travis? It's not because I'm lazy. 341 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,737 It's on account of me having so many goddamn dreams. Big ones. 342 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,157 Prepare yourself. 343 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,818 What is the one thing that this town is missing? 344 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,076 I'll give you a hint. 345 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,786 It's a cash business and it's crawling with sexy bitches. 346 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,082 Chinese food restaurant? No. 347 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,963 Abortion clinic? Oh. Yuck, no. 348 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,839 A tanning salon. 349 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,592 You know? Think of all the green, all the brown flesh. 350 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,969 And it's the perfect front for a prostitution ring. 351 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,220 Whoa... Mm-hm. 352 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,306 And guess what. What? 353 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:36,189 I'm willing to cut you in on it. Yep. Make you a partner in business, 354 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:40,523 if, and only if, you'll be my partner in crime. 355 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,728 You want to be fucking rich and famous, 356 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,193 helping dudes to come and get tans? 357 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,199 Or do you want to be a fucking pussy 358 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,237 and clean this asshole's pool for 10 bucks an hour? 359 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,119 Yeah, all right, I'll do it. 360 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,626 But I'm not going to shoot the major or anything. 361 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,957 I'll hold him while you shoot him, that's it. 362 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,542 No, I'm not shooting anybody. 363 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:04,084 If you want to be a millionaire, you gotta start thinking like one. 364 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,169 Do you think millionaires murder people? 365 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,552 No. No, they don't. 366 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,215 They hire highly trained assassins to do it for them. 367 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,428 Right. 368 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,934 Which I have done. What? 369 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:16,764 Dwayne, where are we gonna get $100,000 to pay this deadly assassin? 370 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,102 We're getting down to the heart of the matter. 371 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,733 How do we get the 100 G's? 372 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,269 Once we have the 100 G's, we have the million. 373 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,280 Once we have the million, we own everything and everyone 374 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,907 in this whole fucking town. 375 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,569 Yeah. All right, maybe we rob a bank. 376 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,114 Isn't that what people do? Go down to the local branch, 377 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,078 shoot some security guard and be like: 378 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,287 [MOUTHING WORDS] 379 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,327 Not really thinking like a millionaire. 380 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:44,124 Oh. Then maybe we hire somebody to rob a bank. 381 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,008 Dude, fuck hiring him. 382 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,797 Let's force some dumb motherfucker to rob a bank for us. 383 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,088 What? Ha-ha-ha. 384 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,801 So I film myself banging this dude's wife, okay? 385 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,312 I talk her into doing degrading shit. Get the neighborhood kids over. 386 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,973 They all whack off on her face. 387 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,939 And then we use the tape to blackmail her husband into robbing the bank. 388 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,443 That's a great idea, Dwayne. Really good. 389 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,448 I just think it might be a little hard 390 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,157 to find a wife that slutty and gross by Tuesday. 391 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,739 Yeah, seduction does take time. What do we do? 392 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,999 Do we use political pressure, death threats? 393 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,201 Or a bomb. 394 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,663 Everyone's afraid of a bomb, Dwayne. 395 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:29,510 I was going to say hypnotism, but I like a bomb. 396 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,013 Yeah. That's thinking outside the box. Right? 397 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,765 You'd just stick it to him like we do the watermelons? 398 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,177 Yeah, just strap it on, man. You can do that? 399 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,186 Yeah. Camel jockeys do it in caves. 400 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,349 I got a fucking dope-ass garage workshop in America. 401 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:46,732 This is true. What I like about this, is this is how a millionaire would do it. 402 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,405 We don't have to lose any sleep. Nobody gets hurt. 403 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,689 Except the major. 404 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,154 The trick is gonna be, where do we get our dude? 405 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,786 Because if we're going to commit to a kidnapping, 406 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,788 that's just as risky as a murder. 407 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:58,994 That's a good point. 408 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,908 We have to bring the dude to us, 409 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,874 lure him into a situation that we have total control over. 410 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,381 We also gotta make sure this dude is not connected to us in any way. 411 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,258 [ON TV] We 'll deliver anywhere 412 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,170 in 30 minutes or less or your pizza is free. 413 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,589 Vito's Pizza, where the customer 414 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,348 gets what they want. DWAYNE: Hmm. 415 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,475 Pronto. 416 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,056 [DWAYNE CHUCKLES] 417 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,814 Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock 418 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,316 and slaps you right in the face. Heh. 419 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,521 Yeah. 420 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,814 [BELL DINGS] 421 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,069 MAN: Pepperoni's up. 422 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,108 CHRISTOPHER: Give me the bag. Not that bag, the other bag. 423 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,743 I don't mean to interrupt your curing of cancer, 424 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,949 but it's time to get back on the street. 425 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,452 I'm off in 10 minutes. Where the hell is this? 426 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,205 Here, let me check my fuck-you map. Yeah, it's in, uh, 427 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,915 Thirty Minutes or Less Land or else the pizza comes out of your paycheck. 428 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,965 Ticktock. 429 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,803 ♪I give you options Baby, flip a coin♪ 430 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,929 ♪ You get McDonald's Forget the sirloin ♪ 431 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,841 ♪ Hating my mackin' They askin' ♪ 432 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:04,008 ♪ Is there any love In this world? ♪ 433 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:15,196 ♪ Is there any love In this world of ours? ♪ 434 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,952 ♪ Is there any love In this world? I. 435 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,113 ♪ I was born to do the damn thing ♪ 436 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,079 ♪ Story of Cudi Getting out my dreams ♪ 437 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,914 ♪ Zero options to choose ♪ 438 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,499 ♪ Living in a box Full of Cuyahoga booze ♪ 439 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,709 ♪ And listen I. 440 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,375 ♪ I stayed away From reading The Plain Dealer♪ 441 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,387 ♪ Most of my...back in Cleveland Were plain dealers, unh ♪♪ 442 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,183 [♪♪♪] 443 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,723 Hello? 444 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,814 DWAYNE: Over here, buddy. The city's got us working till the ass end of the night. 445 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,023 Yeah. I hear that. 446 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:56,532 Hey, listen, I know I'm probably like 10, 15 minutes late, but, uh... Oh. 447 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,484 [♪♪♪] 448 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:02,071 That's a great mask. That's very funny. 449 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,907 So about the whole 30-minutes thing, are we cool...? 450 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,334 [GIBBERING] 451 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,541 NICK: Oh. Another one. The missing link. 452 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,873 That's nice. I wish I could get stoned too. 453 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,212 Which gorilla handles the cash... Get him. 454 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,010 Whoa. Yo, dude. Just take the pizza. 455 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,467 DWAYNE: Stop. Escape is impossible. 456 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,802 [NICK GRUNTING] 457 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,514 NICK: Fuck. What the hell? 458 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,599 Rape. Rape. 459 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,855 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 460 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,317 [NICK GROANS] 461 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,987 Step one. 462 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,530 DWAYNE: You thought we were gonna rape you. Ha-ha. What an idiot. 463 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,291 All right, let's see, here. 464 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:51,629 "Mr. Nick Davis of 110 North" Whatever-The-Fuck Street. 465 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,592 Right now, you are wearing a highly explosive bomb vest. 466 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,674 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 467 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,974 Shh, shh. Calm down. I'm carrying a piece. 468 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,551 TRAVIS: Hey, man. Take it easy. I built the bomb, so it's pretty stable. 469 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,891 For a fucking bomb. Ha. 470 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,897 Don't do anything stupid like trip over your shoelaces. 471 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,481 That vest is packed with C-4. The C is for "chaos." 472 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,063 TRAVIS: It's actually for "composite ," but yeah, don't bump into shit: 473 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,276 [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 474 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,449 Hey. Whoa. Sit down. 475 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,110 TRAVIS: Sit down. DWAYNE: Show him your kicks. 476 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,404 Show him your kicks. Yeah, check that shit. 477 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,698 You want to pop off? Look at this. 478 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,918 Fucking stay there. You'll get that right across your goddamn face. 479 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,503 Settle. 480 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,506 So, what do you think, pizza boy? Can we take the tape off? 481 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,008 [NICK SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 482 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,137 DWAYNE: I'm trusting you now. Help. Help. Help me. 483 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,260 Someone help him. TRAVIS: He's serious. 484 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,590 NICK: Help me. DWAYNE: Help. 485 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:48,307 Someone help him. Where the fuck do you think you are? 486 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,939 You might as well be in outer space. Nobody can fucking hear you scream. 487 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,441 They would hear you more in space, actually. Heh. 488 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,069 No, that's the thing. You can't hear anyone in space. 489 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,480 It's from Aliens. Why are you doing this to me? 490 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,321 Why does anybody do something fucked up to someone else? 491 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,780 For money, dude. Cha-cha-ching. 492 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,366 I will sell my car, man. I'll get you 1000 bucks. 493 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,447 For that Mustang? You mean, $100. 494 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,787 No, I'll get you 1000 bucks, I swear. Please. 495 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,577 We're going to need 100 grand. 496 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:13,835 [WHISTLES] 497 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,292 Where the fuck am I supposed to get that much money? 498 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,629 I don't know. Maybe the Donner-Wells National Bank on Charles Road. 499 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,386 By the Olive Garden. How am I supposed to rob a bank? 500 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,013 It's not my problem, it's yours. Get creative. 501 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,766 Maybe use the scary bomb strapped to your chest. 502 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,599 Maybe the old-fashioned way: Get a gun, band of outlaws. 503 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,147 It doesn't matter to me. It's not rocket science. 504 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,433 Fine. Then do it yourself. I would do it, 505 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,226 but I'm wearing the gorilla mask, 506 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,361 and you're wearing that bomb. 507 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,444 Tell him about the bomb vest. TRAVIS: You seem like a smart guy. 508 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,527 But in case you were gonna panic and try to be a hero, like: 509 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:48,162 "I'm going to take this vest off. Fuck these guys." 510 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,664 Don't do that, okay? We booby-trapped it to shit. 511 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,451 Okay, there's also a little remote detonator on the back 512 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:56,917 that we can trigger at any time by dialing a number. Boop-boop-boop. 513 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,548 We got your shit on speed dial. We're watching you. 514 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:03,594 So do what you gotta do, but know that if you go near a police station, 515 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,880 Fourth of July's coming early this year. 516 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,510 No, no. No, don't do that. 517 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,675 DWAYNE: It's 9 a.m. You got 10 hours. 518 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,889 [♪♪♪] 519 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,598 [TIMER BEEPING] 520 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,765 As soon as you get the money, call this number here. 521 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,020 You call it. 522 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:20,356 We'll give you explicit directions on where to make the drop-off. 523 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,398 If you do good, we'll give you a six-digit combination 524 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,817 that will stop the timer and open the lock. 525 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,277 But if you don't do good, 526 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,913 allow me to make a little demonstration for you. 527 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,451 Pay attention to the cuddly bear there on the barrel. 528 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,995 Ring, ring. Look, the bear's calling. What a coincidence. 529 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,171 Hello, Bear, how's it going? Yeah? 530 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,046 You're just hanging out, getting fucked up? That's cool. 531 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,302 What do you mean, you couldn't rob the bank? 532 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,213 It was too hard? 533 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,804 So you went back to your bear cave and hid like a little crying bitch? 534 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:55,597 Well, that's a shame, my stuffed buddy. Because time is up. 535 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:57,185 [NICK GASPS] 536 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,978 I liked that bear. 537 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,235 I don't even fucking know you. Okay. 538 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:02,937 DWAYNE: Well, get to it, man. Okay. 539 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,858 Show-and-tell's over. TRAVIS: All right. And you're free. 540 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:09,903 Let's move. Time is literally ticking right now. 541 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,409 TRAVIS: Here are your keys to your great car. 542 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,289 DWAYNE: Go on, now. Get after her. Okay. 543 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,951 Wait, wait, wait, can we just maybe talk about this? 544 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,836 Yeah, of course we can talk. Whoa! Whoa! 545 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,963 DWAYNE: Come on, man, get fucking moving. 546 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,214 [GUNSHOT] 547 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,125 Be careful. You're wasting time. 548 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,927 Go. Fucking move. 549 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,470 We'll be watching you. 550 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,972 [DWAYNE SPEAKS IN JAPANESE] 551 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:33,054 Adios, you dumb motherfucker. 552 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,477 Goodbye. Have fun. 553 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,304 [DWAYNE LAUGHS] 554 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,350 What the fuck, Dwayne? You told me that was a replica gun. 555 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:44,152 Yeah, it was. Then I paid a Mexican 50 bucks to put a firing pin in it. 556 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,654 Now it goes boom. 557 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,232 Dude, we can't have a loaded gun around that bomb. 558 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,651 Don't ever question me. 559 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,241 I'm fucking this bitch. You're holding the camera. 560 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,995 I'm saying you should have told me. This isn't the Marines. 561 00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:00,874 If you hesitate, if you fuck around, I will leave you behind. 562 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,874 Come on. We've got some surveillance to do. 563 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,792 And possibly breakfast. 564 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,095 CHET: And this whole region here, about 830,000 square miles, 565 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,844 was part of the original Louisiana Purchase. 566 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,758 Nice laser. Yeah. 567 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,177 It's a nice laser, Rodney. 568 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,516 You know what's not nice? Texting in my class. 569 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,649 [IN NASAL VOICE] "Hey, Steve, what time you watching the UFC fight, bro?" 570 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,151 By the way, you think Lisa would go out with me?" 571 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,107 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Whoa. Lisa over there? 572 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:27,863 No way. She's laughing in your face. 573 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,695 Don't text in my class any more, okay? 574 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,870 Everyone, take out your workbooks. 575 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,197 What do you want? We got to talk. 576 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:41,039 I'm at work. Don't mess with me... Please talk to me for one minute. 577 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,792 CHET: I'll be right back. Just do stuff. 578 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,126 [DOOR CLOSES] 579 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,381 Well, well, well. 580 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,383 Look who wants to apologize. 581 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:51,045 It's gonna take lot more than pathetic groveling. 582 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,051 I don't want to apologize to you. 583 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,508 We have nothing left to say to each other. 584 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,435 Two guys jumped me and strapped a bomb to my chest, 585 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,097 and now I have less than nine hours to rob a bank. 586 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:04,062 You're hysterical. Great joke. I'm gonna go back. 587 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,977 All right, what is this? Don't touch it. 588 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,736 What the fuck? Is that thing real? I am not fucking around here. 589 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,492 And if I don't rob that bank, this thing's gonna blow. 590 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,989 Seriously? Seriously. 591 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:19,457 And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children? 592 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,954 Well, I guess I didn't really think about it. 593 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,456 Just back away. Okay. 594 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:27,169 Back away, back away, back away. Okay. I think the vest is safe for now. 595 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,505 These guys don't want me to blow up before I get them their money. 596 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,510 Yeah, you figure the two psychopaths 597 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,172 that put a bomb on your chest made sure it was safe? 598 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,512 There's no margin for error in their design? 599 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,344 I don't know. All I do know is that this is real, okay? 600 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:45,061 This is real. This is happening but I have nowhere else to go. 601 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,022 For what? I need your help, okay? 602 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,027 I can't do this alone. 603 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,735 Damn it. I want to tell you to get fucked. 604 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,942 I know. But I can't. 605 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,198 Because I'm a better man than you. 606 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,238 And if I let you go and you explode, 607 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,907 that shit will come back and eat at my conscience. 608 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,623 And affect my relationships with other people. 609 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,506 Like my future wife and kids, and shit. 610 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:12,009 We'd be having a picnic or something one day and I would just be like: 611 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,216 "Oh, damn it, I shouldn't have let Nick explode that time." 612 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:19,183 That's a very rational way to look at the situation. 613 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,353 And you're right. About being a better man than me. 614 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,101 [GRUNTS] 615 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,982 Could you walk a few feet in front of me? 616 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,484 Yeah. I can do that. 617 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,236 Thank you. 618 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,523 [AKWID'S "NO HAY MANERA" PLAYS] 619 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:47,203 What's up, baby? Chango, I missed you. 620 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,548 Uh-huh. Right on. Did you miss me? 621 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:53,880 Of course I missed you. Don't lie to me. 622 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,545 The guys in there get Juicy, but you get Jacqueline. 623 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,214 Cool. Well, here's what I want. 624 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:01,554 First, I want my money. Then I want to kill that old motherfucker. 625 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,185 Then get the fuck out of here. 626 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:06,685 Well, that's how it's gonna go. We're just waiting for the call. 627 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:09,726 This is what I'm doing right here. See my impatient face? 628 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,269 See my impatient face right here? 629 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:17,613 Well. I think I can keep you entertained. Come on, baby. 630 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,868 Oh, that's nice. 631 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,741 What if we saw off your arms, 632 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,622 slip the vest over your head, then go to the hospital? 633 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,124 They'll reattach your arms. 634 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,503 We'll keep your arms on ice. NICK: Fuck that. 635 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,252 I don't know what to do. These sites say different. 636 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,175 Not a lot of consensus in the bomb-disarming community. 637 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:38,720 What did they do in The Hurt Locker? I don't know, I didn't see it. 638 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,428 Yeah, me, neither. I Netflixed it six months ago. 639 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,059 It's been sitting on my coffee table. It's so dumb. 640 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:47,391 I pay $12.99 a month and keep the same movies and never watch them. 641 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,148 Shut up. Please, just keep looking online, okay? 642 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,686 You can't expect me to be a bomb-disarming expert 643 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,355 after looking online for five minutes. 644 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,780 Shit, it's too tight. 645 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:01,656 Last thing I looked up online was how to make a quiche, and I fucked it up. 646 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,739 Can you please take this seriously, okay? 647 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,907 This is scaring the shit out of me. 648 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,583 [♪♪♪] 649 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:12,004 These guys said they would be following me. They could be anywhere. 650 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,835 CHET: Call the cops. No, we can't. 651 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:17,718 If they see the cops show up, they blow the vest and cut their losses. 652 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:22,552 What do I do, Chet? What do I do? I don't know, man. 653 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,801 I guess you gotta just rob the bank. 654 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,928 Fuck. Fuck. 655 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,393 It's gonna be okay. 656 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,650 No, it's not gonna be okay. I'm gonna fucking blow up. 657 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,436 Come on. OW! Whoa. Ow. 658 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,775 Get yourself together. Fuck, Chet. 659 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,698 You know how to rob a bank. What are you talking about? 660 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,529 Point Break. That movie's a how-to guide for bank robberies. 661 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:47,948 You just bust in, masks, guns, move fast, stick to the tellers, 662 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,250 and don't bother with the vault. 663 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,707 Yeah, you're right. I guess it is pretty simple. 664 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,997 It's a local bank. It's the Donner-Wells. 665 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,583 The one by the Olive Garden? That's my bank. 666 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:01,344 Small, standard security. Totally manageable for one dude. 667 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,840 One dude? You mean, you're not gonna do it with me? 668 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:08,769 No, but I'm happy to give tips, advice, motivational speeches. 669 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,646 Oh, Chet, please. Jesus Christ, I need you on this, okay? 670 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:14,684 I can't do this alone. If I do it alone, I'm dead. Please. 671 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,977 [SIGHS] 672 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,529 Okay, just tell me this. 673 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,403 How many times did you sleep with my sister? 674 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,656 Just once, I swear to God. Graduation night. 675 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,244 Okay. I'll help you on one condition. 676 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,158 You never mention my sister again, 677 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,326 and you never speak to my sister again. 678 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,997 Okay. 679 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:42,128 Okay, yes. We can do this. 680 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:45,590 CHET: I don't think we should use panty hose. You'd see our faces. 681 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,723 NICK: Oh. Ski masks. Perfect, perfect. 682 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:50,807 NICK: All right, fuck the knee-highs. 683 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,143 Okay, here we are. Should we get the handguns or the Uzis? 684 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,684 What do you think? CHET: These look pretty real. 685 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,398 Get down on the grou...! Shh. 686 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:02,030 Get down on the ground and give me the money. 687 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:04,988 How am I supposed to get the money if I'm on the ground? 688 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,323 Get me the money then get down on the ground. 689 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,533 I'll be right back. 690 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:13,413 [OVER SPEAKERS] ♪ I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend ♪ 691 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,670 ♪ You could cut ties with all the lies That you've... ♪♪ 692 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,794 Dude, you totally fucked up this mixtape. 693 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:23,506 We're not a bunch of frat guys trying to finger-bang girls to Matchbox 20. 694 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,591 We're trying to mastermind a heist here. 695 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:29,224 It should be, like, some industrial shit, some fucking German techno. 696 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,635 Sorry, Dwayne. That song means a lot to me. 697 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,554 It doesn't mean a lot to me. It means a headache to me. 698 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,857 I just want this guy to fucking hurry up. 699 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,731 TRAVIS: Are you worried about the other guy, the mini genie? 700 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,770 No, man, he picked him up from a school. 701 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,189 As long as he's not a cop. 702 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,949 He can bring the whole fucking faculty for all I care. 703 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,609 As long as he gets my money. 704 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,363 DWAYNE: Oh. Check that. 705 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,751 What are you looking at, Subway? Do you want me to get sandwiches? I'm hungry as shit. 706 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:59,959 Look. It would be the perfect place for the tanning salon. 707 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,295 You're so right. Yeah. 708 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,376 I've been doing a lot of thinking, 709 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,137 and I want you to start out at the front counter. 710 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,386 It sounds like a demotion. It's not. It's a very important job. 711 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:13,093 We're gonna be using a lot of code words and shit. 712 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,307 For what? 713 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,892 Well, say a gentleman walks in and says: 714 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,932 "Hello, good afternoon. I'd like a tan." 715 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,563 That just means that he wants a tan. Okay. 716 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,855 But if a guy comes in and is like, "Yo, I want a deluxe tan." 717 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,862 That means he wants a tan and a blowjob, 718 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,322 which means you have to go to the back... 719 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:31,532 And blow him? No. 720 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,663 You find a girl who's gonna suck him off. 721 00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:34,994 Okay. 722 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,125 CLERK: Guns. 723 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,545 Masks. 724 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,589 You sure y'all don't wanna grab some condoms? 725 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,965 No. Why? 726 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:48,129 Because this is usually what men buy before they rape someone. 727 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,218 Oh. We're not rapists. 728 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,723 Us two small fries? No way. 729 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,306 Is it going to be cash or credit for your rape kit? 730 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:58,517 Hey. Is a Slider Station in a rape kit? 731 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,024 We're getting one of those too. We'll pay cash. 732 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,900 Not into rape, just into sliders. 733 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:07,026 If it's anal, is it a hard anal tan? No, the "anal" will tip it off too much. 734 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,691 Oh, right. What if a black guy comes in? 735 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,360 Would he get a Tanny Glover? 736 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,120 No, we're not going to profile, racially, our clients. 737 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,907 We don't say anything if it's a black guy who comes in. 738 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,498 If a dude comes and wants a black chick then that would be Tanny Glover. 739 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:24,130 We'll have codes for that. Codes for missionary, for anal, black chicks. 740 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,792 I have a glossary of terms in my files back at home. 741 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,426 I'm not gonna go into that now, 742 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,929 because you are supposed to be on lookout. 743 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,806 And I know how terrible you are with multitasking. 744 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,093 TRAVIS: They're getting away, dude. Shit. 745 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:38,429 Hurry up. Go, go, go. 746 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:41,690 DWAYNE: Enough, Travis. I'm sick of this fucking Family Dollar bullshit. 747 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,691 It's time to get our heads in the game. 748 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,147 [♪♪♪] 749 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,312 CHET: ♪ Painting the guns Painting the guns ♪ 750 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,652 ♪ Painting the guns For the bank robbery ♪ 751 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,657 ♪ 'Cause if we go in With our plastic guns ♪ 752 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,489 ♪ Then the cops Will shoot us in our face ♪ 753 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,778 ♪ If we go in with... ♪♪ 754 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,618 Please be careful. You're getting paint all over the car. 755 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,454 You're worried about this car? 756 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,752 Yeah. Your car is a total piece of shit. 757 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,537 Please. No, your car is garbage. 758 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:06,502 It's like you bought a Mustang and the Mustang got AIDS. 759 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,879 And you're worried about paint in it? Yeah. 760 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,919 Fine. Don't turn that over, still wet. 761 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:15,307 This is fast-drying. Fast isn't instant. Let it sit. 762 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,010 We don't have time to sit around and watch paint dry. 763 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,144 Aren't we headed straight to the bank? 764 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:23,106 I was thinking we gotta stop and steal a car first. 765 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,358 What, why? We have a car. 766 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,111 We have my car. I can't use this as a getaway vehicle. 767 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,567 They'll trace the plates. We'll be arrested. 768 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,866 How? I don't know how to hot-wire a vehicle. 769 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,492 Do you know how? 770 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,528 Uh-uh. That's why we gotta stop 771 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:40,074 and steal the one from your parents' friends, the Fishers. 772 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,413 They used to pay us to clean their garage. 773 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:46,045 They've got a Datsun. That's fast. I'm not stealing the Fishers' Datsun. 774 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,457 Let's steal one of your parents' friends' cars. 775 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:49,875 Okay. 776 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,721 What friends? What friends? My parents don't have any. 777 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,553 My dad moved away when your mouth ruined his marriage, 778 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,141 and no one wants to hang out with the mom who fucked a lifeguard. 779 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:03,725 You never should have told me. I was 13 years old. 780 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,856 I couldn't process information like that. 781 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:10,236 I thought it was cool your mom fucked a lifeguard. Fuck, I'm sorry. 782 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,815 Okay. I accept your apology. 783 00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:17,695 That's it? You're not gonna apologize for sleeping with my sister? 784 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:20,535 You told me not to mention it. Great. 785 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,742 [HORN HONKING] 786 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,160 [GROANS] 787 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,579 I just want this goddamn day to be over. 788 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,881 [♪♪♪] 789 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,965 It's locked. Fuck. 790 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,894 Crawl through the window. You climb through the window. 791 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,099 I'm holding the bag. 792 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,606 I'm holding the bomb. Climb through the window. 793 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,359 Yeah, just knock that shit down. 794 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,990 These are my work pants. I don't want to ruin them. 795 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,776 Okay. 796 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,581 Aah! 797 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:06,747 You all right? Okay. Yeah, I'm great. 798 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,669 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 799 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,922 CHET: Who is it? NICK: Shut up. 800 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,880 The keys aren't here. They used to leave the keys. 801 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,219 Yeah, when we were teenagers. 802 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,975 Okay. All right, let's just find them. 803 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,687 [♪♪♪] 804 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,690 [DOOR SLAMS] 805 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,189 Wait, did you hear that? 806 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,154 No. What? 807 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,372 Mr. Fisher's coming. What? 808 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,076 Uh... Put it on. What are you doing? 809 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:49,995 NICK: I'm doing what I have to. 810 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:55,630 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Yes, okay, shut the door. 811 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,211 CHET: Shit, shit, shit. NICK: Good. 812 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:58,761 Okay. Now, what... Uh... Ahem. 813 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,638 Where are the keys? In my pocket. 814 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,637 NICK: Quiet down and give them to me. 815 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,684 I'm just getting them out of my pocket. 816 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,060 Toss them to me. Good. 817 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:09,689 Okay, now, listen, we're obviously stealing the car. 818 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,814 I don't want you to report it until later tonight. Say 5:00, 6 to be safe. 819 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,316 6:15. NICK: Yeah, right, 6:15. 820 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:19,365 Don't even bother calling the cops. We own the cops. 821 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:21,485 Good. Okay. 822 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:23,949 And if you mess with us, I swear to God I will... 823 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,910 I will shoot your son. Dylan Fisher. 824 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,166 Yes, Dylan Fisher. I know where he works. 825 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,834 He works at the travel agency. 826 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:32,166 The douche bag with the bangs. NICK: That's right. 827 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:35,502 Don't do that. I won't say a thing. Just leave Dylan alone. 828 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,838 Okay, good, but if you call the cops, 829 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:41,005 there's going to be an undertaker styling his stupid bangs. 830 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,343 Because he'll be dead. Right, he'll be dead. 831 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,634 Now open the fucking garage door. 832 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,473 [♪♪♪] 833 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:51,307 CHET: Do you have any snacks, like granola bars or yogurts? 834 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,816 Not now, not now. I'm hungry. 835 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:56,896 Okay, remember our deal, 6:15 and not a minute earlier. 836 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,359 Yeah, please just go. NICK: Move over. 837 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,899 I'm driving. 838 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,449 [ENGINE STARTS] 839 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:06,204 Thanks. Have a great afternoon. 840 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,498 [♪♪♪] 841 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,619 [HORN HONKING] 842 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:17,040 Oh, man, I'm totally implicated. What if he saw my brown hands? 843 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,085 There's only four Indian families that live in Grand Rapids. 844 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,924 The guy's not Matlock. He's Fisher. 845 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,963 He's a CPA. I think you'll be okay. 846 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,516 I'm inside a smaller car with you and a bomb. 847 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,184 Next time, why don't we steal a Smart Car? 848 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,686 [ENGINE REVS] 849 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,517 This thing's got some pickup. Whoa! 850 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:34,349 You just ran a stop sign. Just take it easy, all right? 851 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,062 We got plenty of time. I know. 852 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:39,149 There's something I want to do first. Get something to eat. 853 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:42,612 Thank you. Let's go to Mr. Burger. Mm-mm. Um... 854 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,527 Actually, I want to go tell my boss to fuck off. 855 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,950 What? Are you joking? Mm-hm. Mm-mm. 856 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,911 You want to run a personal errand on our way to a robbery? 857 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,083 You wanted to go get lunch. I'm hungry. 858 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,916 Nice to have one last burger before I'm incarcerated. 859 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,873 This is not a personal errand. This is important to me. 860 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,792 Okay, and so this is your big moment? 861 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,428 Putting in your two-weeks' notice at a pizza place? 862 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,054 Yeah. That's pretty much it. 863 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:06,889 [SIGHS] 864 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,551 Whatever, you're making me depressed. Let's go. 865 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,061 I need to take a piss there, though. All right. 866 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,314 What are you doing? It's gross back here. Park out front. 867 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,234 You had to take a piss. Welcome to our employee restroom. 868 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:21,654 Fine. Hurry up, it smells like dead animals and pizza out here. 869 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,106 Okay. 870 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,658 DWAYNE: Yeah, man. We're fucking taking care of business. 871 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,819 Hey, hey, hey. 872 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:29,487 [♪♪♪] 873 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,702 Shit. Where the fuck is this guy going to? 874 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:34,583 Is there some secret FBI headquarters around here? 875 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,915 You know what? Maybe I'll just call this bomb. 876 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,876 What? No, dude. No. 877 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,132 Let me go after him and take a look. Jesus. 878 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,758 "Jesus." 879 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,885 Hell, you gay for this guy or something? 880 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:46,133 What? Yeah. 881 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:48,969 If wanting a lot of money is gay, yeah, I'm Elton John. 882 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,175 Then hurry up. Go do some reconnaissance. 883 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:56,356 Report back, or I will blow this motherfucker up. 884 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,650 [♪♪♪] 885 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,283 NICK: Kate, I'm outside your building. 886 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:13,285 No, no, I'm here right now. 887 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,917 Why are you acting strange? NICK: Shit is going on. 888 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,702 I'll explain. Just meet me. 889 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,587 I was about to go out. What's going on? 890 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:20,963 Please, it's important. 891 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,591 [PANTING] 892 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,383 Nick. 893 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,173 Yeah. What's going on? You okay? 894 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:33,138 Wait, just stay over there, okay? Please. 895 00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:35,099 Listen, something happened last night. 896 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,806 I was out on this run and... 897 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,692 Well, I started thinking: 898 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:43,148 "What if this is the last pizza I ever deliver?" 899 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,438 I'd say it's probably a good thing. Heh. 900 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,108 I'm super busy right now. This is not the best time. 901 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,867 Right now is kind of all I have. 902 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,196 Come by and we'll talk. There isn't time. 903 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:56,283 Okay, can I tell you the single worst mistake of my life? 904 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:58,167 Okay. 905 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,749 It was sleeping with you. Thanks. 906 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,882 No, that's when I knew for sure that I was in love with you. 907 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,761 What I didn't know was how the fuck to deal with it, so I screwed it all up. 908 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,088 That was, like, eight years ago. I know. 909 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:15,135 But I just want you to know that if today was the final day 910 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:19,306 of my brief and shitty existence, 911 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:22,191 and I could only see one more person, 912 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,483 it would be you. Nick. 913 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:28,064 I gotta go. 914 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,781 Wait, you can't just say all this and walk away. 915 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:34,287 Unfortunately, I have to. 916 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,327 Also, I told Chet we had sex. 917 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,375 What the fuck? 918 00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:42,624 I think it's his girlfriend. They've been up there for a while. 919 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:45,673 Homeboy's trying to get one last blowjob in case he don't make it. 920 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,254 Heh. I like his style. 921 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,835 Yeah. 922 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,138 What's up? Just fixing the banister. Cool. 923 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,300 Yeah, we got the banister under control. 924 00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:58,974 DWAYNE: Yo, Juicy, what's happening? This is King Dwayne. 925 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,976 I have been thinking about you a lot. 926 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,233 And I don't know, I just feel cool inside. 927 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:07,567 I'm excited to get this money and me and you to kind of start our thing. 928 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:11,107 I've been thinking a lot about the polishing-the-scepter deal. 929 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:14,653 I know that's not really for polishing. You're talking about sucking my dick. 930 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:17,618 But I just want you to know that it's going to be mutual. 931 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:21,250 You won't just have to polish my scepter, I will also lick your crown, 932 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:24,913 which is a euphemism for, you Know, eating your pussy. 933 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,831 Give me a call when you get a chance. 934 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,875 Okay, goodbye. 935 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,882 ♪ Keep your eye on top ♪♪ 936 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:35,090 Did my penis shrink to 12 inches? You're early for your shift. 937 00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:37,725 No, Chris, I quit. Fuck you. 938 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:39,557 Fuck. 939 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,471 Fuck you. 940 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,275 [♪♪♪] 941 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,894 NICK: Whew. 942 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,823 You were in there almost 20 minutes. Yeah, I had a lot of shit to air. 943 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:54,199 Mr. Burger? Get me one? 944 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,904 I did, but you took so long, I ate it. Oh, come on. 945 00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,118 Give me one of those 5-hour Energy fuckers. 946 00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:03,535 I drank those too. Motherfucker. 947 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,921 NICK: Let's go. CHET: Let's go rob the bank. 948 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,798 NICK: And get this fucking bomb off. 949 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,093 [♪♪♪] 950 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:16,631 CHET: I can't believe this. 951 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,845 NICK: You go for the money. I'll cover the crowd. 952 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,600 I'm not feeling great. 953 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,060 I drank three 5-hour Energy drinks, and it's just too much energy. 954 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,146 I'm cramping up from all the energy, my arms are jittery. 955 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:29,231 Dude, settle down. You ready for this? 956 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,736 Yes. Let's do it, come on. 957 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,067 Wait. What? 958 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,109 What do I call you in there if I need to tell you something? 959 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:38,448 Call me Tivon, you be Darius. I can tell you're not a black guy. 960 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:41,285 All right. You're still Darius, I'm Luis. 961 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:44,451 What if we're both Hispanic? Like, we met in a gang in prison. 962 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,621 I like that. We stabbed a guard, escaped, now we're on the run. 963 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:50,461 Yes, two loco motherfuckers and that's how we roll in. 964 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:52,466 Nothing's getting in our way. Wait. 965 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:54,468 What? I don't have a Hispanic name. 966 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:56,470 Oh, yeah. You're Cruz. 967 00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:59,140 That's a great fucking name. 968 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,592 Let's do this. 969 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,972 [♪♪♪] 970 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,021 Bank robbery, fools. NICK: Put your hands in the air. 971 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:06,643 CHET: No, get down on the ground. 972 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:08,849 Listen to him and get on the ground. 973 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,519 CHET: Hey, back away. All you guys, back away. 974 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:14,155 Don't think about it. Nobody press the button. 975 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,986 I'll shoot one of these people. 976 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:19,785 Now get over there and get on the ground. Now, go, go, go. 977 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,080 Stand there, don't do shit. CHET: On the ground. 978 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:24,115 Key lime, look down. 979 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:25,950 Don't make any sudden moves, okay? 980 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:28,456 Mustache, stop looking at my face. 981 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:31,039 We killed a guard, we're not afraid to kill again. 982 00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,090 We stabbed him in the eye with a spoon. 983 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:36,128 Now, slowly, get down and take your gun out and toss it. 984 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,633 Come on, quicker. All right. 985 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,057 No. Oh! NICK: What the fuck? 986 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:42,512 I don't want this gun. 987 00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:44,594 You do that on purpose? An accident. 988 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,019 Are you working together? 989 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,099 Please take this gun away. Just toss it, lady. 990 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,148 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 991 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,814 Fuck, unh! 992 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,232 [GIRL SOBBING] 993 00:46:57,398 --> 00:47:00,527 I think she hit the femoral artery. Unh! 994 00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:04,618 I'm so sorry, it was an accident. 995 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:07,158 Fuck you. Who slides a gun like that? 996 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:10,540 This guy just got shot. He's gonna die and we're going to prison. 997 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,501 Luis and Cruz are never going back. 998 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,792 MAN: Why isn't anybody getting me help? 999 00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:18,465 Let me see where you're hit. WOMAN: He's dangerous. 1000 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,550 It's just a flesh wound. You're okay. 1001 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,598 Cruz, how are we doing on that money? 1002 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,054 Cruz. 1003 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,719 Oh, uh, sorry, Luis. Um... 1004 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,559 Don't make a sound. 1005 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,440 You, what's your name? Sandra. 1006 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:32,725 CHET: All right, Sandra, 1007 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,565 you just get us a bag with $100,000. 1008 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,695 We'll grab it. No one will get hurt. 1009 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:37,943 Can I trust you? 1010 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,403 All right, let's go. Let's get some money. 1011 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,409 Cruz, you're breaking your own rules. 1012 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,071 Not the vault, stick to the tellers. Right. 1013 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:49,121 I don't have that much at the counter. I have to go in the vault. 1014 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:51,126 Fuck it. Go to the vault, let's go. 1015 00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:53,083 Go, go, go. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 1016 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:55,839 MAN: My leg really hurts. NICK: This guy's leg really hurts. 1017 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,292 CHET: Quickly, Sandra. 1018 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,468 A dude's been fucking shot. 1019 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,012 Hurry, please. NICK: Come on, time is money here. 1020 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,305 MAN: Get me help, somebody. 1021 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:06,809 You wanna get shot in the other knee? Didn't think so, keep it down. 1022 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,352 CHET: Okay. 1023 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,600 Okay, I got it. NICK: Good. 1024 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:11,855 Thank you, Sandra. 1025 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:15,310 I'm sorry, everybody. I know we probably fucked up your day. 1026 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:17,612 I'm thinking of you in particular, sir. 1027 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:18,942 Actually, you know what? 1028 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:21,073 Here, peel a few bills off, on me. 1029 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:24,322 Anybody rats this guy, I'm coming after you, I remember faces. 1030 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,613 Right, Cruz? He remembers faces. 1031 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,038 There you go, sir. 1032 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,831 [ALL GASP] 1033 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,038 [YELLING] 1034 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,666 Sandra, what was that? What happened to our trust? 1035 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,338 I'm sorry, they make us do it. 1036 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,465 Hey, Sandra, we need you here. We all do. 1037 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,422 So would you please fill another bag? 1038 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:43,929 And not a bank bag this time, a garbage bag. Cruz, watch her. 1039 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,841 CHET: Let's go, come on. And none of your antics this time. 1040 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:50,394 Go, go, fill it up. I'm watching you. 1041 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,937 We're not friends no more. 1042 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,399 Give me the bag, quickly. 1043 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:57,897 Thanks, Sandra. 1044 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,403 Let's go. Let's go, let's go. 1045 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:00,609 [ALARM WAILING] 1046 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,444 Which one of you tripped the alarm? 1047 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,449 Sandra, don't tell me you did that too. 1048 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:07,202 No, it was Mark. He pushed the button when you came in. 1049 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,705 Sandra, you bitch. They're gonna kill both of us. 1050 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:12,708 Fuck you, you're the manager. No, fuck both of you. 1051 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:15,661 I am a regular guy. And you fucked me. 1052 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:20,842 So thank you for fucking a regular guy. 1053 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,503 And his partner, Cruz. 1054 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,759 That's right, Donner-Wells, you got robbed. 1055 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,389 [TIRES SCREECH AND SIREN WAILS] 1056 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:29,846 Oh, fuck. Drop your weapons. 1057 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,222 Yes, sir. Fuck. 1058 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,270 Put your hands on your head. 1059 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,599 Now, slowly, get your ass on the ground. 1060 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,308 Do it now. 1061 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:41,646 Guess what, you just brought a gun to a bomb fight, officer. 1062 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:45,282 I pull these wires, we all go, you got “IO seconds to drop your weapon. 1063 00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:47,159 One, two. Oh, fuck this. 1064 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:52,039 CHET: I can't believe that worked. That was awesome. 1065 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:54,326 He was tempting a desperate motherfucker. 1066 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,627 [♪♪♪] 1067 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:01,841 Holy shit, homeboy's got the Federales in hot pursuit. 1068 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,418 [SIRENS WAILING] 1069 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,086 [GLENN FREY'S "THE HEAT IS ON" PLAYS] 1070 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,756 There's police cars chasing us. Well, we just robbed a bank. 1071 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:14,391 ♪ The heat is on On the street ♪ 1072 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:18,899 Can't outrun these guys in a Datsun. I can, I do this for a living. 1073 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:21,857 No, you don't. You deliver pizzas. That's nothing like this. 1074 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,312 Hang on. 1075 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,948 [HORNS HONKING] 1076 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,198 CHET: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1077 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:31,529 Tokyo Drift away from them or something. 1078 00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:35,116 ♪ Just to stay alive 'Cause the heat is on ♪ 1079 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:39,582 Fuck. One guy spun out, the other guy... 1080 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:42,294 Never mind, keep going, keep going, keep going. 1081 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,833 ♪ Oh, whoa, ho Oh, whoa, ho ♪ 1082 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,509 Hang on. What are you doing? 1083 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,178 Bang a 180, blow by them in the opposite direction. 1084 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,055 No, don't bang. No need for a bang. 1085 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:52,099 NICK: Ready? Hang on. 1086 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:56,179 ♪ Tell me, can you feel it Tell me, can you feel it ♪ 1087 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,307 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1088 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:00,979 [HORN HONKING] 1089 00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:03,982 We're facing the same, that was a 360. I overshot it. 1090 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,025 Oh, go, go, go. NICK: Whoa, whoa! 1091 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:09,909 ♪ The heat is on The heat is on ♪♪ 1092 00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:11,235 He's right behind us. 1093 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:13,658 [SCREAMS] 1094 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,698 The stoplight, please stop. Stop, stop. 1095 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,501 Whoa! That guy got fucked up. 1096 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,550 [BOTH SCREAM] 1097 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,635 [BOTH GASPING] 1098 00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:30,675 NICK: Are you okay? CHET: Yeah. 1099 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,340 NICK: We gotta keep moving, come on. 1100 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:34,217 [GRUNTING] 1101 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:36,351 OW. Ow. Ow. 1102 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:38,183 All right, come on. Okay. 1103 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:39,847 CHET: Here, take the money. Take the money. 1104 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:41,106 NICK: Okay, thanks. 1105 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:44,644 Okay, okay. All right. Whoa. 1106 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:47,154 CHET: Look at this. Look what happened to the Datsun. 1107 00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:49,031 Mr. Fisher is not gonna be pleased. 1108 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,487 The cops are coming, come on. Oh, shit. 1109 00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:53,911 NICK: Hold on. CHET: We're trying to get away. 1110 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:55,946 NICK: Okay, okay, I'm getting away. 1111 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:59,287 Got a piece of the car stuck in you. What? 1112 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,498 Where? Aah! It's in your back, I'll get it. 1113 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,128 CHET: Get it out, please. Stay still. 1114 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:04,459 [SCREAMS] 1115 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,374 Sorry. I'm gonna get tetanus now. 1116 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,962 Was it rusty? Come on. 1117 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,794 [♪♪♪] 1118 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,304 Okay, what do we do now? What should we do now? 1119 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,555 NICK: Bus, bus. 1120 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:14,761 Slow down, slow down. 1121 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,468 CHET: Hey, please stop. 1122 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:20,225 Thank you. 1123 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,942 WOMAN: Police Department officials say unidentified suspects, 1124 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,735 one, possibly both, of Hispanic descent, 1125 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:38,998 entered the bank, taking a substantial amount of cash. 1126 00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:42,581 Hey. You know what happened to the guys they were after? 1127 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,416 It sounds like they got away. 1128 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:47,752 That's terrible. I hope that they catch them. 1129 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,004 [♪♪♪] 1130 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,215 NICK: There is 100 grand in here. 1131 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:56,595 A hundred fucking grand, man, which we stole from a bank. Whew. 1132 00:52:56,757 --> 00:52:59,226 I told people I was gonna shoot them. I was like: 1133 00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:02,889 "Move, I'll kill you where you stand." I threatened to blow up a cop. 1134 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:05,725 You never said, "I'll kill you where you stand." 1135 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,234 But shit did get crazy. Yeah. 1136 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,862 Held my gun sideways at one point. Yeah, you did. 1137 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:15,360 There is no one I would have rather taken down a bank with, I mean that. 1138 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,244 Me, neither. 1139 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:22,249 As for all that shit I said and that shit I did, I just hope you can forgive me. 1140 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,294 I don't think anybody else would be friends with me. 1141 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:29,673 You're talking to a guy who slept with his best friend's ex-girlfriend, 1142 00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:32,631 split up his parents' marriage, sat on the sidelines, 1143 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:34,795 watched him go through a downward spiral. 1144 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:37,181 Those are the actions of a shitty human being. 1145 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:40,092 I don't know who else would be best friends with me. 1146 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:42,557 Then it's good we know each other. Come here. 1147 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,314 You still have a bomb strapped. Yeah, you're right. 1148 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,850 But you owe me a hug. Whoa. Sure. 1149 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,191 Ha-ha. The 'Stang. I didn't think I'd see you again. 1150 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:53,026 [GRUNTS] 1151 00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:55,483 Whew. 1152 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:57,485 It's all gravy from here. 1153 00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:00,996 One hundred thousand dollars, done and done. 1154 00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:09,547 [PHONE RINGING] 1155 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,585 This who I think it is? 1156 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,387 Can't you hear the ticking in the background? 1157 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,139 Ah, funny guy, huh? 1158 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:23,269 Well, can it, this shit ain't over yet. Save the fucking routine. 1159 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:26,351 There's an old rail road bridge on Commerce, past the highway. 1160 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,641 Be there in 20. I'll be there in 10. 1161 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:32,023 Be standing with your dick in one hand and my money in the other. 1162 00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:34,275 No, you will... Hello? 1163 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,236 No, he heard it. 1164 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,534 Fucking asshole. 1165 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:44,991 Juicy, yeah, wrangle your boy. Money's on its way. 1166 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:49,704 Goddamn. How good does this shit feel, huh? 1167 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:51,668 It's as good as shit, dude. Heh, heh. 1168 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,298 Fucking victory tacos, dude. 1169 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,834 I'm not ashamed to admit it, Travis. 1170 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:58,637 I've had some dark times these last few years. 1171 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:03,142 There was depression, anorexia, addiction, 1172 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,304 and all kinds of shit that I'm not gonna even go into. 1173 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:09,144 Starting today, all that shit's the past. 1174 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,852 I finally fucking done it, man. I finally pulled it off. 1175 00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,230 Yeah, I mean, we did, dude. Together, you and me. 1176 00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:19,525 We make a pretty good team. Hm. Do we? 1177 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:20,859 Yeah, dude. Yeah? 1178 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:23,036 [MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1179 00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:27,416 DWAYNE: All right, then. Would you do it? 1180 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,830 Would you push the button? Why would you want me to do that? 1181 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:35,883 It's just a question, Travis. You said nobody gets hurt, Dwayne. 1182 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,180 He hasn't even made the drop, anyway, so... 1183 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,592 I wouldn't ask you to blow him up right now, that'd be stupid. 1184 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,302 Not while we're eating tacos. 1185 00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:48,474 [SIGHS] 1186 00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:51,015 I gotta take a shit, dude. Whew. 1187 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:55,194 Hola, Marcela. Aren't you looking muy Caliente today? 1188 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,488 [♪♪♪] 1189 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:02,033 Wait. Did you tell the guy you're bringing a friend? 1190 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,660 No. 1191 00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,997 What if he gets freaked out and decides to shoot me? 1192 00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:08,407 You wanna go? 1193 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:10,326 Yes. You got my blessing. 1194 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:12,912 [OVER CAR SPEAKERS] ♪ Ante up! Yap that fool ♪ 1195 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:15,672 ♪ You want big money Kidnap that foo/ ♪ 1196 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:17,925 ♪ If you up in the club Back out your pistol money ♪ 1197 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,256 ♪ Catch them fools at the bar For that Cristal money ♪ 1198 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,968 ♪ The '87 stick-up kids What you niggas sayin'? ♪ 1199 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,304 ♪ Get the fuck up out that 740, shorty I ain 't playin' ♪.♪ 1200 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:29,227 CHANGO: You know what? Enough about your uncle touching you. 1201 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:32,272 I don't wanna hear it any more. He touched you, get over it. 1202 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:34,604 Hey. Hey, what's up, bro? 1203 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:36,234 How are you doing? 1204 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,816 Where are the other guys? It's just me, dog. 1205 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:42,199 You can call me Sugar Milk, bro. Sugar Milk. 1206 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:43,609 Sugar Milk? Yeah, yeah. 1207 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,494 You got the money? Yeah, yes. 1208 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,790 Oh, my God, it's so pretty. 1209 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,701 It's so pretty, bro. Look at it. 1210 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:55,041 Oh, my God. What did you do? Rob a bank? 1211 00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,456 Yeah. You did? 1212 00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:59,466 Yeah. All right, that's cool, man. 1213 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:03,675 I'm proud of you. Check you later. Wait. Hey, man, where's the code? 1214 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,724 I don't know no code. What code? 1215 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:10,227 Just give me the code, okay? 1216 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:13,397 Like Da Vinci Code, like code red, like the "Contra" code? 1217 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:17,526 Like, "Up, down, up, down, select, select, A, B, A, B, left, right, left, right"? 1218 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:20,153 Stop messing with me. Just give me the code, okay? 1219 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:21,822 No, I don't have no code, bro. 1220 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:23,740 Give me the code for the bomb, okay? 1221 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,067 [♪♪♪] 1222 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:27,952 Who brings a fucking bomb to a drop, homey? 1223 00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:29,450 Your boss put this on me. 1224 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,874 I am my boss. Good, then give me the code. 1225 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:34,793 Say "code" again, please. Say it one more time, say it. 1226 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,499 No. I'll shoot you in the face. 1227 00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:39,336 I'll shoot you so you don't explode and mess up my shit. 1228 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:41,717 Say "code" one more time. I wanna hear it. 1229 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:42,967 I want the money back. 1230 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,469 You want this money? Yes. 1231 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,804 This money that you just gave to me? Yes, give me the money back. 1232 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:53,012 The only way you're gonna get it is if you kill to me. Which you ain't gonna do. 1233 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:54,771 You don't know what I've been through. 1234 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,773 Do I fucking look sympathetic, homey? 1235 00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:59,102 Now step the fuck aside. Now. 1236 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,481 Chango, watch out. Aah! 1237 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:03,234 [JUICY SCREAMING] 1238 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:06,116 Wanna fuck with me, little man? CHET: There's a lady on top of me. 1239 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:09,824 Get this lady off me. Aah! She's biting my ear. She's biting my ear. 1240 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,455 NICK: Get off my friend. 1241 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,331 Aah! 1242 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:17,085 CHET: Shit, let's go, let's go, let's go. NICK: Get in the car. Chet. 1243 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,458 CHET: You're a bad person. Aah! NICK: Get in the car. 1244 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:22,090 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1245 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:26,591 She's getting up, she's getting up, she's getting up. 1246 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,302 Little bitches! 1247 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:34,182 What the fuck was that? They tried to screw us, man. 1248 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,938 You were a liability, they were gonna let you blow up. 1249 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,690 Not with the money, they won't. 1250 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,897 I'm gonna call that motherfucker. 1251 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:45,148 Yeah, shit's looking good. Just don't make it too boxy, man. 1252 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:49,360 I'm not trying to look like Arsenio Hall when I go and identify the body. 1253 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:50,573 Okay. 1254 00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:51,862 [PHONE RINGS] 1255 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,656 Take this. 1256 00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,292 Heh. Did you drop the money? 1257 00:58:57,492 --> 00:59:00,621 No, I still got the money and we cracked your friend's face open. 1258 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:02,289 Why the fuck would you do that? 1259 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:04,675 NICK: You lied, you said I 'd get the code. 1260 00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,837 Uh... He did not? I gave him the code. You didn't give him shit. 1261 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,971 The code, or you'll never see this money. 1262 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,632 DWAYNE: Just settle down, all right? 1263 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,888 You're not negotiating from a point of leverage. 1264 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,268 I'm holding the money. 1265 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,892 I blow up, it blows up, who has the leverage now? 1266 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:21,059 Go ahead and press the button. Whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 1267 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:23,397 Don't tell him to push the button. Shut up. 1268 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,313 Watch what the fuck you're saying. I own you, all right? 1269 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,950 If I tell you rob a bank, you rob a bank. If I tell you to give me money, 1270 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,156 give me money and hope I give you mercy. 1271 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,158 I'm tired of this. I'm already dead. 1272 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:36,949 Fuck you, I'll die rich. I can't say the same for you. 1273 00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:39,284 Get me out of the car. 1274 00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:41,996 Pull over and let me get out of the car right now. 1275 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:44,172 I'm getting out, that's what's happening. 1276 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:45,878 Pull over the fucking car. Chet. 1277 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,677 CHET: I'm out of the car. Chet, get back in the car. 1278 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,803 Why? That was so stupid. 1279 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,927 That was a negotiation tactic, okay? 1280 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,219 He'll call back and I won't answer. He'll call again and I will. 1281 00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:59,012 The only way he gets the money is if he gives the code. 1282 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:01,022 Okay, I'm sure that's what he'll do. 1283 01:00:01,181 --> 01:00:03,684 Wait, no, it's not, because he's a fucking psychotic. 1284 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,940 [LINE RINGING] 1285 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,150 [SNIFFS] 1286 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:12,029 Now, he's not gonna answer. He's gonna pretend I don't exist. 1287 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:16,993 Does this guy not know who the fuck I am? 1288 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,332 [DWAYNE GRUNTS] 1289 01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:22,836 Goddamn it. Fucking shit. 1290 01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:24,667 Dwayne. 1291 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,465 You never told me you weren't gonna give him the code. 1292 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,510 We're not amateurs, all right? He's a loose end, man. 1293 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:33,263 You know what happens if you let a loose end go away? 1294 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,298 I could just be sitting in my mansion, 1295 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,890 all of a sudden, the FBI, the CIA, NASA, they'll all converge there. 1296 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:43,432 Because he's turned state's evidence and he can fucking lock me away. 1297 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,898 You know what? Fuck that, fuck it. 1298 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,529 I'll kill the major myself. I don't need a hit man. 1299 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,110 Don't. I'm gonna smoke him. 1300 01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:53,116 I gave him chances and he blew it. 1301 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:56,199 He wants to be an asshole, a big man. He's gonna die now. 1302 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:57,450 Dwayne, don't. 1303 01:00:57,612 --> 01:01:00,206 Seriously, don't. Three, two... 1304 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:03,164 One, boom. 1305 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,452 I just killed somebody. 1306 01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:07,122 MAN [ON RECORDING]: Hello and welcome to Moviefone. 1307 01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:09,508 To use our new speech-enabled system... 1308 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:13,512 Travis, why the fuck was that Moviefone? 1309 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,217 What's the number for the bomb? 1310 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:17,595 It's in my head, man. 1311 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:21,057 I switched it out when you were taking a shit at Taco Boy. 1312 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,562 You're out of control. 1313 01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,644 I'm out of control? Yeah. 1314 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:26,604 I'm in perfect control. You're not. 1315 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:28,939 Benedict Arnold, you little bitch. TRAVIS: Stop it. 1316 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:31,821 You're a fucking traitor. You're a traitor to me. 1317 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,195 Fuck. Stop it. OW! 1318 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:36,072 Stop. Oh! 1319 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:39,663 Shit. You motherfucker. 1320 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,540 I make you my partner and you pull this shit with me? 1321 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:45,620 I'm just tired of you pushing me around, Dwayne. 1322 01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:48,208 What kind of partner does that? Fuck you. 1323 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,214 I'm gonna probably piss blood now. 1324 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:53,214 Yeah, that's what it said on the Internet. 1325 01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:54,886 [PHONE RINGS] 1326 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:57,844 Would you get the phone out? I don't have the strength. 1327 01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:03,308 Just put it on the table, on speakerphone. 1328 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:08,142 Glad to see you finally came to your senses, asshole. 1329 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,527 CHANGO [OVER SPEAKERPHONE]: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, bro? 1330 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:11,732 [♪♪♪] 1331 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:12,942 [WHISPERS] Who is that? 1332 01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:14,947 Honestly, I have no idea. Who is this? 1333 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:16,650 Let me give you a little hint. 1334 01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:20,036 Your bomb boy just jumped me, tossed my bitch like a rag doll, 1335 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,490 and split with the cash. Does that ring a bell? 1336 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:25,034 Uh... That's not my boy. That dude is a dick. 1337 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:28,166 I'm sorry for the confusion he might have caused us today. 1338 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:31,172 Confusion? The only motherfucker who's confused is you. 1339 01:02:31,331 --> 01:02:34,756 Because apparently, you think you can fuck with my world and survive. 1340 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:38,263 I'm not trying to fuck up your world, I'm trying to fuck up his world. 1341 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:42,392 Man, understand, you're like a pawn I'm playing in a much larger game here. 1342 01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:45,429 A pawn? Did you just fucking call me a pawn, homey? 1343 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,893 I'm not a chess piece, I'm like a battleship. 1344 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,443 I didn't mean it that way. I'm just juggling a lot of shit right now. 1345 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,820 I don't give a fuck. I want my money now. 1346 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,738 I don't have the money right now. 1347 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:58,400 If you give me a little time, I can come up with it. 1348 01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,905 Know what? The deal's off. 1349 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:03,197 You just became the hit. Congratulations, motherfucker. 1350 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,668 What did he say? Are we good? 1351 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,920 He says he's gonna kill me. 1352 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:13,832 The fucking assassin is now going to kill me. 1353 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,751 Oh, shit. Are you serious? 1354 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,761 He's gonna fucking shoot me now. I'm gonna die, game over. 1355 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:20,843 Hey, come on, man, don't say that. 1356 01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:23,049 We're gonna get the money like we planned. 1357 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,977 We just have to get the leverage back. 1358 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:27,433 How do we do that? 1359 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:29,974 We hit that pizza fuck where it hurts. 1360 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:34,231 What, in his dick? No, in his pussy. 1361 01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,112 Oh. 1362 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,109 CHET: I don't think this is gonna work. 1363 01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:42,653 NICK: I know, please try it once. 1364 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,743 I'll try, if it doesn't work, no more tactics, call the guy. 1365 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:47,373 Okay, okay. All right. 1366 01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:48,624 Okay. 1367 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:51,081 All right, three, two, one. 1368 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:54,293 Ah! Fuck. Fuck, man. 1369 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:56,675 It's not working. Yeah, your arms are there. 1370 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,757 We need to cut off your arms, but you have to have your arms. 1371 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:00,966 Okay, I will try him. 1372 01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:03,511 [LINE RINGS] 1373 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:06,426 DWAYNE [ON RECORDING]: Yo, this is the king. Leave a fucking message. 1374 01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:08,345 It went straight to voicemail. 1375 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:09,854 What are we gonna do, man? 1376 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:13,233 If those guys don't pick up, you're gonna explode. 1377 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:17,146 In an hour, you'll be dead. All right, I'll call him again. 1378 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:22,405 TRAVIS: One of the best shows I ever saw. 1379 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:23,659 DWAYNE: Shh. Be quiet. 1380 01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:25,035 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1381 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:38,337 [GASPS] 1382 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,845 That's right. Shit just got real for you, slumdog. 1383 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:43,092 [TRAVIS GIBBERING] 1384 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:45,598 Who the fuck are you? DWAYNE: Get her. 1385 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:46,891 [WOMEN SHOUTING ON TV] 1386 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:50,554 Get out of my... WOMAN 1: Oh! Oh, oh, oh. 1387 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,643 WOMAN 2: Have you lost your mind? WOMAN 3: Have you lost yours? 1388 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,228 [OBJECT CRASHES IN DISTANCE] 1389 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,735 WOMAN 3: Have you lost yours? 1390 01:04:58,186 --> 01:04:59,813 Dwayne? 1391 01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:06,286 [♪♪♪] 1392 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:38,019 Chill out right there, homey. Chill out right there. 1393 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:39,986 [SIGHS] 1394 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,946 I'm gonna walk you through it. 1395 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,737 I'm just here for Dwayne, okay? That's it. 1396 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,694 Even if I knew where he was, I wouldn't tell you nothing. 1397 01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:51,202 Don't be stupid, bro. Come on, tell me. 1398 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:52,749 [CHUCKLES] 1399 01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:55,410 You know, I saved a beaner's life in the shit. 1400 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:57,962 So if I took yours, we'd be even. 1401 01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:00,249 A beaner, huh? 1402 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:03,544 That shit cuts deep, I'm not gonna lie. That was good. 1403 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:06,387 Mm-hm. Why are you trying to protect him? 1404 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:08,548 He hired me to kill you, motherfucker. 1405 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:11,184 Sounds like my son. Where is he? 1406 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:16,146 Where the fuck is he? 1407 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:17,975 [LAUGHS] 1408 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:21,691 You think I'm scared of death, huh? 1409 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:25,774 There's a whole generation of gooks that think I'm the grim reaper. 1410 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,199 [GRUNTS] 1411 01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:28,575 Come here, you. 1412 01:06:28,776 --> 01:06:30,619 [GRUNTING] 1413 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:35,201 I'll ride you all the way to hell. And I know just how to get there. 1414 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,586 Are you for serious, dog? 1415 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:45,919 Nobody can fucking kill to me, bro. Go ahead and Shoo... 1416 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,720 Aah! Aah! 1417 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:48,968 [GROANING] 1418 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:53,260 Didn't think I was gonna do it, right? People always do that shit. 1419 01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:56,888 Really? A fucking pen gun? 1420 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,394 Motherfucker. 1421 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,314 [GROANS] 1422 01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:04,571 [♪♪♪] 1423 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:10,322 You're a fucking badass, bro. You're a pimp. 1424 01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,863 Remember, you're a pimp. That's what your ma said. 1425 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,077 Your ma told you you were a pimp. 1426 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,834 [PANTING] 1427 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:21,333 You're a pimp. 1428 01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,217 [♪♪♪] 1429 01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:42,771 Yeah. 1430 01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:50,946 What the fuck is this shit? 1431 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,948 The scrapyard? 1432 01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:56,702 I should just become a bank robber. I was pretty good at it. 1433 01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,367 Teachers don't make shit. Bank robbers make bank. 1434 01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:00,706 [PHONE RINGING] 1435 01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,211 Hey, hey, it's them. Shit. 1436 01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,464 Don't mess this up. Okay. 1437 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:07,626 Are you ready to talk now? Yeah, I'm ready, I want my money. 1438 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:10,633 Good, then give me the code. I will disarm this thing. 1439 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:14,470 I will leave the money and you get it. Trust me when I say I don't want it. 1440 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:18,683 Yeah, I'm sure, you're so ready to get back to your fantastic life, huh? 1441 01:08:18,886 --> 01:08:22,390 Your awesome job and that sweet, hot little bitch of yours. 1442 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:24,150 What is that supposed to mean? 1443 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,607 The little lady that you paid a visit to today? 1444 01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:29,155 She's sitting in the back of my van right now, 1445 01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:31,112 let's say, it's not consensual. 1446 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:32,863 Fuck you. You crossed the line. 1447 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:36,446 There are no lines. There's just me, you and $100,000. 1448 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:40,208 The sooner you figure that out, the sooner you get her and your life back. 1449 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:43,503 What did he say, man? Meet me in the scrapyard, alone. 1450 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:47,541 Try anything crazy, and both y'all are gonna be delivering pizzas to St. Peter. 1451 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:48,879 Let me talk to her. 1452 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,461 Fine. He wants to talk. 1453 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,255 TRAVIS: He wants to talk to me? What do I say? 1454 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:55,469 No, to her, he wants to talk to her. Oh. 1455 01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:58,010 Why would he wanna talk to you? Right, sorry. 1456 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:01,055 KATE: Nick? Fuck, Kate, I am so sorry. 1457 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:03,769 KATE: It's okay. I'm fine. 1458 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:07,527 I'm just really scared. Enough, she's wasting my minutes. 1459 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,564 She's just really gonna die if you fuck this up, got it? 1460 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,365 [♪♪♪] 1461 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:13,775 Fuck. 1462 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:17,491 Nick, what's going on? Who were you talking to? 1463 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:22,659 I fucked up, Chet. What did you do? 1464 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:26,045 When we went into town earlier, it wasn't just to tell off my boss. 1465 01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:30,380 I mean, I did that too, but, um, I saw Kate. 1466 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,632 While you had a bomb strapped to you? Are you kidding me? 1467 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:37,591 I thought I was being careful. I went to see her in case I exploded. 1468 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:41,432 The guys followed me, I had no idea. Of course you didn't. 1469 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:45,561 What was the one thing I asked you? I know. 1470 01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:49,398 I helped you rob a bank, man. I put a gun up to people's faces. 1471 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:53,281 I committed a crime, I could go to jail. My whole life could be over. 1472 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,612 Okay, I know I fucked up, okay? But... 1473 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,369 We have the money, okay? 1474 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,532 And as long as we have the money, she is safe. 1475 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:06,787 Let's just stop arguing and go get her. 1476 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:09,088 [♪♪♪] 1477 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,480 [TRAVIS GRUNTING] 1478 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:27,765 KATE: Stop it. 1479 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,996 NICK: You got it? CHET: Yeah, just don't mess this up. 1480 01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:07,188 NICK: Hey. Hello? 1481 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:11,484 Yo, I'm here, I made it. 1482 01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:15,905 How much time you got left? Four minutes and nine seconds. 1483 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:19,780 That's cutting it a little close. All right. 1484 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:22,737 I got the cash, so give me the code and Kate. 1485 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:25,539 Or maybe we can chill out, wait for the money shot. 1486 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,289 That's very funny. Now give me the fucking code. 1487 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:32,706 Fine, 69, 69, 69. 1488 01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:37,005 You gotta be fucking kidding me. Man, don't judge me. 1489 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:39,133 It's my favorite sexual position. 1490 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:41,931 [♪♪♪] 1491 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:48,933 [SIGHS] 1492 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,066 [♪♪♪] 1493 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:56,153 Yeah, how's that feel? Free man. 1494 01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:59,483 I'm not free yet. Where is she? 1495 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:07,119 Come on, Travis, what the fuck, dude? This is the signal. 1496 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,454 TRAVIS: I'm coming. She knocked over my soda. 1497 01:12:09,617 --> 01:12:10,869 Kate. KATE: Nick, is that you? 1498 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:13,546 NICK: You're gonna be okay. A tearjerker, isn't it? 1499 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:16,002 Come on, man, let her go. I will, in time. 1500 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:19,169 I want you to know my associate here is rocking a flamethrower. 1501 01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:22,130 TRAVIS: Be cool, man. Do not be crazy. 1502 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:25,717 DWAYNE: Yeah, unless you think you can outrun a 25-foot flame, or a bullet. 1503 01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:27,977 Which you can't, FYI. No, it's impossible. 1504 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,229 Do you want the money? Yes. 1505 01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:32,352 Give me the girl. Meet in the middle. 1506 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,438 Yeah, sure. Move, woman. 1507 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,193 [♪♪♪] 1508 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,478 On the count of three. 1509 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:40,987 One, two, three. Okay. 1510 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,618 NICK: It's okay, it's okay. 1511 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,074 DWAYNE: Holy shit. TRAVIS: Oh, my God. 1512 01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:47,534 I am so sorry. 1513 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:49,582 KATE: What's going on? DWAYNE: You lovebirds. 1514 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,830 You go ahead and go home now, it's over. 1515 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,004 I have this suspicion that once we turn around, 1516 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:57,711 you're gonna put a bullet in our backs and, uh... 1517 01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,968 This is a guess: He's gonna burn our bodies. 1518 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:04,256 They say great minds think alike. I guess, in this case, so do we. 1519 01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,050 I know. That's why I have a gun pointed at you too. 1520 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,850 Yeah, I got a sniper and he's locked on you right now. 1521 01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:14,016 His name is Cruz and he's a loco motherfucker. 1522 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,315 Hey, Cruz. 1523 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:16,646 [♪♪♪] 1524 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:18,607 Yeah, right. Bullshit. 1525 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,897 How dumb do I look? 1526 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,573 Nice try. Yeah, a sniper. 1527 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:26,861 Holy shit, Dwayne, on your forehead. What? 1528 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:29,163 A red dot. You look like one of her people. 1529 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,616 There's a what? Shit. 1530 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,661 Oh, you son of a bitch. NICK: Thank you, Cruz. 1531 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:37,372 Well played. All right, now, drop the gun. 1532 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,925 Put it down, it's on your chest now. A fucking sniper. 1533 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:43,799 And you too. I can't, it's attached to my backpack. 1534 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:46,134 Can I just point it down? NICK: Yeah, that's fine. 1535 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,971 Thanks. Now, we're gonna walk away. 1536 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:51,101 Try anything, my sniper will shoot you. 1537 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:55,148 You're so tough, huh? You had to use a sniper to outdo us. 1538 01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:57,942 That's a pussy move. Suck it. 1539 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,353 Who cares? We got the money. Yeah. Fuck them. 1540 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,066 Wasn't expecting to see you here. 1541 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:03,276 [SCREAMS] 1542 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,986 [♪♪♪] 1543 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:06,366 Nick? Nick. 1544 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,903 Whoa, whoa. CHANGO: Where are you going? 1545 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,198 Don't leave the party just yet, hold up. 1546 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:12,490 Who the fuck are you? 1547 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:15,372 I'm the motherfucking Satanic Hispanic, doggie. 1548 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,252 TRAVIS: Oh, Shit. DWAYNE: Oh, fuck. 1549 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,876 We were looking for you. We got your money here. 1550 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:23,669 All right, throw it down. Yeah, it's yours, there you go. 1551 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,923 [GUN COCKS] 1552 01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:27,714 TRAVIS: Hey, what the fuck, man? We paid you. Put the gun down. 1553 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:31,180 It's disappointing the way you guys do business. It's fucked up. 1554 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,221 I got shot with a pen today. With a fucking pen, bro. 1555 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:35,475 Right in my neck. 1556 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:39,563 And I got hit in the face with a crowbar or something by the little kazoo guy. 1557 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,611 I don't know what you're talking about. Take your money. 1558 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:45,273 I am, and then tie up you two loose ends. 1559 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,528 We're not loose ends. 1560 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,069 Dumb motherfucker, you're as loose as ends get. 1561 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:50,994 Dwayne, what do we do? Torch him. 1562 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:53,076 [♪♪♪] 1563 01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:56,243 CHANGO: Aah! What the fuck, bro? A flamethrower? 1564 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,168 [SCREAMING] 1565 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,293 CHANGO: You motherfuckers. Dwayne! 1566 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,799 [TRAVIS & CHANGO SCREAMING] 1567 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,503 Nick, come on. We gotta go, come on. 1568 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,347 I'll be right back. 1569 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:10,927 [CHANGO SCREAMS] 1570 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,347 CHANGO: I'm a pimp. 1571 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,312 [SCREAMS] 1572 01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:20,308 Kate. What are you doing here? 1573 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:22,397 I'm Cruz. Where's Nick? He ran off. 1574 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,607 What is going on? 1575 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:26,113 Motherfuckers are on fire. We need to leave now. 1576 01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:27,530 NICK: Hey. 1577 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,655 I got the money. CHET: Okay, let's go. 1578 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:32,912 [♪♪♪] 1579 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:36,082 DWAYNE: That's my money. 1580 01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:38,792 [ENGINE STARTS] 1581 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:43,084 TRAVIS: Dwayne, I'm melting. I'm melting! 1582 01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:45,257 Travis. TRAVIS: Oh, God! 1583 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,464 Help me, Dwayne. DWAYNE: I got you, buddy. 1584 01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:50,470 Hang tough, here I come. I got you. 1585 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:52,765 [TRAVIS SCREAMING] 1586 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,722 DWAYNE: I got you, buddy. I got you, buddy. 1587 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,232 Travis, Travis, Travis. 1588 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,648 Are you all right? Are you okay, man? 1589 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,232 Yeah. 1590 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:11,026 Dwayne, you came back for me. You said you never would. 1591 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:13,410 You did good. You didn't hesitate. 1592 01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:17,331 That's what she said. 1593 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:21,244 Yeah, that is what she said. 1594 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:25,336 It works there. It finally works. 1595 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:29,885 I'm gonna go put a bullet in that asshole's face, go get our money back. 1596 01:16:30,044 --> 01:16:32,422 You gonna be able to get home okay? Yeah, I can. 1597 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,932 Go fucking get him, dude. I will. 1598 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,514 Good fucking work. Yeah, man. 1599 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:39,478 [TRAVIS GROANS] 1600 01:16:40,054 --> 01:16:41,852 Go get our fucking money. 1601 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,183 KATE: You had a bomb strapped to you? 1602 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,943 Yeah, but we got away. 1603 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,775 For the second time with the money. 1604 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,781 So when you came to see me today... 1605 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:54,114 Yeah. Yeah, I meant everything I said. 1606 01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:59,157 Way to get caught up in the moment. Oh, shit. Yo. 1607 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:00,787 [♪♪♪] 1608 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:03,078 You wanna fucking take King Dwayne's money? 1609 01:17:03,244 --> 01:17:04,461 You wanna fucking play? 1610 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,711 This is not good. Go faster. 1611 01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:09,917 KATE: Go, go, go. 1612 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:13,258 Guess who, pizza boy. 1613 01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:14,467 Yo, dude, pull over. 1614 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,883 Get fucked. No, you don't understand. 1615 01:17:17,091 --> 01:17:18,889 You don't understand. Ah, ah, ah... 1616 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:20,348 I own this town. 1617 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:22,309 [TIMER BEEPING] 1618 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:24,436 [CHET SCREAMS] 1619 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:31,940 Why did that van explode? 1620 01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:33,733 That bomb I was telling you about? 1621 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:37,119 I typed in the code, reactivated it, put it in that guy's van. 1622 01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,531 What? That's some John McClane shit, yes. 1623 01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:42,450 How did you remember the code? It doesn't matter. 1624 01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,710 Anyway, we are alive and we are rich. 1625 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:46,542 CHET: This money's gonna change my life. 1626 01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:49,048 First, Grand Rapids Elementary? Fuck you, kids. 1627 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:52,085 I'm done, okay? I can do all the stuff I've wanted to do. 1628 01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:55,763 Travel the world, spend a little time in Italy, maybe summer in France. 1629 01:17:55,921 --> 01:17:57,764 Aah! Oh! 1630 01:17:57,923 --> 01:17:59,516 Sandra! 1631 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,474 ♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ Hey, Dirty ♪ 1632 01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:04,058 ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪ 1633 01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:09,227 ♪ Don't you worry, I said, hey Baby, I got your money ♪ 1634 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:13,569 ♪ Hey, Dirty Baby, I got your money ♪ 1635 01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:17,781 ♪ Don't you worry, I said, hey Baby, I got your money ♪ 1636 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,822 ♪ Yo, so /glanced at the girl Girl glanced at me ♪ 1637 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:23,366 ♪ I whispered in he-r ear "You wanna be with me?" ♪ 1638 01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,500 ♪ You wanna look pretty though In my video ♪ 1639 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,707 ♪ Ol' Dirty on the hat And I let you all know ♪ 1640 01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:30,214 ♪ Just dance if you caught up In the Holy Ghost trance ♪ 1641 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,000 ♪ If you stop I'll put killer ants in your pants ♪ 1642 01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:37,013 ♪ I'm the ODB, as you can see FBI, don't you be watching me♪ 1643 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,549 ♪ I don't want no problems 'Cause I put you down ♪ 1644 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,763 ♪ In the ground Where you cannot be found♪ 1645 01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:44,179 ♪ I'm just Dirt Dog Trying to make some money ♪ 1646 01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:46,518 ♪ So give me my streaks And give me my honey ♪ 1647 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,774 ♪ Radios play this all day Every day ♪ 1648 01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,061 ♪ Recognize I'm a fool And you love me ♪ 1649 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,446 ♪ None of you nuh Better look at me funny ♪ 1650 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,857 ♪ Nuh, you know my name Now give me my money ♪ 1651 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,616 ♪ Hey, Dirty ♪ 1652 01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,777 Sing it. ♪ Baby, I got your money♪ 1653 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,617 Shake it, girls. ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 1654 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:03,452 ♪ I said, hey ♪ Just shake it right now. 1655 01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:05,708 ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪ If Dirty wants his money, 1656 01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:07,664 ♪ Hey, Dirty .P y'all should give him money. 1657 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,921 ♪ Baby, I got your money Don't you worry ♪ 1658 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,959 ♪ I said, hey Baby, I got your money♪ 1659 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,627 ♪ Yo, nigga playin' in the club Like this all night ♪ 1660 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,172 ♪ Bitches, put your ass out Let me hold it tight♪ 1661 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,432 ♪ You looking at my wrist Saying, "it's so nice" ♪ 1662 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,763 ♪ The price, bitch, is diamonds Shining disco light ♪ 1663 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:26,099 ♪ Well, you better help me Solve my problem ♪ 1664 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:28,264 ♪ Or I'm a-get this money And rob them ♪ 1665 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,432 ♪ Lucky dog when I won the lotto ♪ 1666 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:33,022 ♪ Ran up on my car For carrying raw loads .♪ 1667 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:37,611 ♪ But hold on, you can call me Dirty And then lift up your skirt ♪ 1668 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,026 ♪ And you want some of this Dirty ♪ 1669 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:42,069 ♪ God made Dirt And Dirt bust your ass ♪ 1670 01:19:42,236 --> 01:19:44,489 ♪ Stop annoying me, yeah I play my music loud♪ 1671 01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:47,158 ♪ It takes the Bastard Ol' Dirly To move the crowd ♪ 1672 01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:49,372 ♪ They say "He had his dick in his mouth" ♪ 1673 01:19:49,535 --> 01:19:51,583 ♪ Eddie Murphy taught me that Back in the house ♪ 1674 01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:53,998 Now give me my money. ♪ Hey, Dirty ♪ 1675 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:57,168 ♪ Baby, I got your money Don't you worry ♪ 1676 01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:01,009 ♪ I said, hey Baby, I got your money ♪ 1677 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,424 ♪ Hey, Dirty ♪ ♪ Sexy, sexy, sexy ♪ 1678 01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:06,434 ♪ Baby, I got your money Don't you worry ♪ 1679 01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:08,266 ♪ I said, hey ♪ ♪ Sexy, sexy, sexy ♪ 1680 01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:10,352 .P Baby, I got your money I. 1681 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,858 ♪ Hey, Dirty ♪ ♪ Sexy, sexy, sexy ♪ 1682 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:15,611 ♪ Baby, I got your money Don't you worry ♪ 1683 01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:17,442 ♪ I said, hey ♪ ♪ Sexy, sexy, sexy ♪ 1684 01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:19,857 ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪ ♪ Give me my money ♪ 1685 01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:21,446 ♪ Hey, Dirty ♪ 1686 01:20:21,608 --> 01:20:24,031 ♪ Give me my money ♪ ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪ 1687 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:26,663 ♪ Don't you worry, I said, hey ♪ ♪ it's my money I. 1688 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:30,201 ♪ Baby, I got your money Hey ♪ 1689 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:34,918 ♪ I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend ♪ 1690 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:40,177 ♪ You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in ♪ 1691 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:44,682 ♪ And if you do not want To see me again♪ 1692 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:49,840 ♪ I would understand ♪ 1693 01:20:56,769 --> 01:21:00,694 ♪ Everyone I know Has got a reason ♪ 1694 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,241 ♪ To say♪ 1695 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,822 ♪ Put the past away ♪ 1696 01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:09,161 ♪ I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend♪ 1697 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:14,375 ♪ You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in ♪ 1698 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:19,007 ♪ And if you do not want To see me again I. 1699 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:24,166 ♪ I would understand ♪ 1700 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:33,180 ♪ Well, he's on the table And he's gone to code ♪ 1701 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:36,476 ♪ And I do not think Anyone knows ♪♪ 1702 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:41,397 [MARCHING MUSIC PLAYING] 1703 01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:44,571 Hello. 1704 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,078 Here at Major Tan, our specially trained engineers are hard at work 1705 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:51,366 developing new technologies to harness the power of the sun. 1706 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:53,909 How's it going in here? 1707 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:56,620 It's our 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