1 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,550 I don't see her. 2 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,113 The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes. 3 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,622 You guys sure about this? 4 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,823 Yeah yeah, works all the time. 5 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,130 Besides, this lady loves Lynch. 6 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:17,466 - Loves him. - I'm cute. 7 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,740 Is that... is that her? 8 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,678 Shit. 9 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,994 Parker, what you could do 10 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:48,228 is go down there and look beautiful and smile. 11 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,896 - What? Me? - Yeah. 12 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,268 Uh, no. 13 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:55,433 No no, this is your thing. 14 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:59,411 All you have to do is go over there and say, like, 15 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,913 "Hey, me and my friends..." 16 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:04,041 Girlfriends. Say girlfriends. 17 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:07,075 "Me and my girlfriends totally forgot our credit cards 18 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,418 so we can't get our lift tickets from over there. 19 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,253 - So can you, like, help us out?" - That is so lame. 20 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,850 - Give me my money back. - Your money. 21 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,361 - It's not gonna work. - Take this. Start at 50. 22 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,227 That's what the other lady usually takes. 23 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,459 And just, you know, work your way up if you need to. 24 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,128 - Dan... - Hey, look at me. Look at me. 25 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,967 You're gonna be fine. You'll be great. 26 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:27,973 Parker, you've so got this. 27 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:31,204 Yeah, and what's the worst that can happen? 28 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,973 The guy says no. 29 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:36,778 And he's not gonna say no. No one's ever said no. 30 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:38,875 Dan, you do it. I feel stupid. 31 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:42,319 Relax, okay? I promise, you're gonna be great. 32 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,483 - Why me? - That's 'cause you're a girl. 33 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,983 A beautiful... hey, you're a beautiful girl. 34 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,563 And you have a charming smile. 35 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,564 Just... 36 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,704 just... 37 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,506 There we go. 38 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,175 That's great. Go get him. 39 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,851 - Get in the game. - Okay. 40 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,912 Come on. 41 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,420 Woman on P. A: Attention all skiers. The Black Dog Trail is now open. 42 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,794 Sorry for the inconvenience. 43 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,135 Hey. 44 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,837 Can I bum a smoke? 45 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:58,688 - I'm Parker. - Jason. 46 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:01,029 Oh cool. My brother's name is Jason. 47 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,126 That's awesome. 48 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:07,196 Yeah, so I don't want to waste your time or anything 49 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,539 because you seem like a wicked busy guy and everything. 50 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,477 This is gonna sound really stupid. 51 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:16,141 It's just that my girlfriends and I 52 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,150 came all the way up from Salem State. 53 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:21,210 I was kind of the dumbass who said that I could pay 54 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,188 for all three of the tickets on my mom's credit card. 55 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:26,919 And then I left her credit card at the gas station. 56 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,086 - Right. - No, I mean... 57 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,891 I totally have money. 58 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,023 Just not enough for all three, you know? 59 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,500 - How much? - 50? 60 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,327 I could lose my job. 61 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,531 No no, he's not going for it. 62 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:44,668 Yes he will. Just shut up, please. 63 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,839 I mean he's either gonna do that job for... 64 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,507 what do you call it, minimal? 65 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,016 - Minimum. - Minimum wage, 66 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:54,019 or he's gonna do it for minimum wage plus a little bit. 67 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,180 I mean, I know what I'd do. 68 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,293 She just had to come skiing today, huh? 69 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,359 You said you wouldn't mind. 70 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,197 I don't. I don't mind. I don't mind at all. 71 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:14,401 I'm just saying we haven't seen you at Fezzywigs for a $1 pitcher 72 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,136 since last semester and you don't show up for Monday Night Football. 73 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,406 I watched football at your house last week. 74 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,710 Dan, 10 minutes. Football games are more than 10 minutes. 75 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,444 They're like lots of 10 minuteses, you know? 76 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,145 I have a girlfriend now. 77 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:28,380 I don't know what you want me to do about it. 78 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,979 - I'm sorry. - You know what? It's fine. 79 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:33,423 I'm... I'm just just saying that Mt. Holliston was kind of our thing. 80 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,620 And she can't even ride so it's a little weird. 81 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,289 - She's getting better. - Yeah yeah. 82 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,663 Now I feel like a dick. 83 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,225 I mean, if you had a problem with this, you've got to say something. 84 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,727 No no, it's not a problem. Just forget I said anything. 85 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,331 I'm sorry. 86 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,899 Woman on P. A: Attention all skiers. 87 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:53,173 Mt. Holliston will be open next Friday through Sunday. 88 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:55,942 Get your tickets now to avoid waiting in line. 89 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,760 Okay. 90 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,494 I think you did great. I'm proud of you, Parker. 91 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,699 - I did good, right? - You did well. 92 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,109 So where's my change? 93 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,111 Um, there isn't any. 94 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:28,113 You just gave him the full 100? 95 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,547 Well, yeah. He wasn't gonna do it for 50. 96 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:34,519 Okay, so what happened to the numbers between 50 and 100? 97 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,454 Like, say, 51 98 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,548 or 75 even? 99 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:41,685 Dan, you gave me two 50s. Was I supposed to ask for change? 100 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:44,195 I would have asked for change. 101 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,892 I mean, it's still way cheaper than paying for tickets, right? 102 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,732 I definitely would have asked for change. 103 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:53,834 Hey. 104 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,708 Girlfriends? 105 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,474 What's up? 106 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,648 Look at these chumps paying top dollar for their lift tickets. 107 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,023 - Whoo-hoo! - Not us, though. 108 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,358 Thanks to you, babe. 109 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:20,058 Oh, now I'm babe. 110 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,431 You never call me pet names. 111 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,369 - I'm not a pet name guy. - Hmm. 112 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:28,202 He calls me Parker. 113 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,039 - That's your name. - I know. 114 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,272 But you're supposed to call me something affectionate 115 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,542 like honey or sweetie. 116 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,845 You know, I hooked up with a girl last semester 117 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,512 that called me my last name in bed. It was weird. 118 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:43,681 She was all like, "Oh, Lynch, your hair's so soft. 119 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,783 Do me harder, Lynch." It was like throwing it to Dan over here. 120 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,726 Yeah, I could call you O'Neil. 121 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,856 You don't touch my face enough either. 122 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,629 Third wheel. 123 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,898 - Watch it, Lynch. - Hey, I'm not dating you. 124 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,928 You don't get to make my life suck. 125 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:02,270 - Whoa! No no no. - Whoa. 126 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,969 No one ever said anything 127 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,308 about you making my life suck. 128 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,279 - Uh-huh. - Sweetie. 129 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,441 Aw. 130 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,314 So Dan tells me you're getting a little better on that board. 131 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,050 Well, I don't know about that. 132 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,752 Last time I did pretty good, didn't I? 133 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,421 Yeah. Yeah, you're getting better. 134 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,157 You fall on your ass snowboarding. 135 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,789 The first few times you fall on your ass. 136 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:29,232 After that it's easy. It's like riding a bike. 137 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:36,800 Just tell me, when are you gonna get rid of those goddamn skis? 138 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,639 - Come on. - What? 139 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:42,341 I mean, snowboards are just too emo for me. 140 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:45,407 Those things are a fad. In 10 years they'll be gone. 141 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,851 Yeah, that's what they said about rap. 142 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,912 That's true. 143 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,423 Can you guys smell that fresh mountain air? 144 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,656 It smells a bit like... 145 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,498 cancer. 146 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:05,266 You know what? I am so sick of potheads 147 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,862 giving me shit about smoking butts. 148 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,807 - At least pot does something for you. - Oh. 149 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,003 Yes, cigarettes are just gross, especially in the cold. 150 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,807 They stick to you. You smell like 151 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,644 an ashtray, an old man's used floss. 152 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,776 Old man's... where the hell do you come up with this stuff? 153 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,344 Okay, have you ever smelled your floss? 154 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,856 No, I have never smelled my own floss. 155 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,552 - Never. Not once. - Well, it's nasty. It is nasty. 156 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,619 - Why am I friends with you? - I don't know. 157 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,029 Here, give me a drag. 158 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,192 Do you guys know when we're gonna get back? 159 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:40,797 'Cause I've got like two weeks worth of chapters to read. 160 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,569 Oh come on. She broke the first rule. 161 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:45,543 - Parker, you broke the first rule. - What? 162 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,307 You can't talk about real life shit while we're up here. 163 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,577 The whole point of being here is to forget about all that shit, 164 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,049 - relax, enjoy ourselves. - Okay. 165 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,483 Deal with that shit when you get home. 166 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,488 Okay, but I've got... 167 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:07,493 Okay, what asshole couldn't get on the chair right? 168 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,763 - What the hell, right? - Dude. 169 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,532 Oh, that's good. Yell more. 170 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,009 - Hello! - Man: Having fun up there? 171 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,238 Parker, it's okay. 172 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,769 Is someone afraid of heights? 173 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,839 - No. - No? 174 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,580 So it doesn't bother you when I do this? 175 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,282 - Quit it! - Don't be an asshole. 176 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,755 Stop. 177 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,190 Sorry. 178 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,853 Honey, crazy thing. 179 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,693 Only one of these things has ever fallen off 180 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,393 a chairlift thing before. 181 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,892 Okay, points for calling me honey. 182 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,405 But you just made that statistic up. 183 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,807 Yeah, and statistics don't work on smokers. 184 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,612 Come on, man. We paid good money to ride. 185 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,706 Let's go! 186 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,377 Actually, I paid good money. 187 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,546 Actually, I'm gonna pay you back, so it's like the same thing. 188 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,988 - Okay. - Okay. 189 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,492 What, do you want it now? 190 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,994 All right, that's what I'm talking about. 191 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,896 Whoo! You guys ready? 192 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,432 - Why do I have to wear a helmet? - Safety first. 193 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,634 But you guys aren't wearing helmets. 194 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,575 Only kids wear helmets. 195 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,602 That's 'cause they're still learning, like you. 196 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,308 Here, I'm not arguing about this. Just put it on. Here. 197 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,010 No, Dan, I don't want... 198 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,282 Look, even the pro guys wear helmets. Nobody makes fun of them. 199 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,647 Aw. 200 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,750 You guys are just doing this to make fun of me. 201 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,090 Dan: No, huh-uh. 202 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,961 Parker: Oh yeah, sure. 203 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,592 No, I think chicks in helmets are hot. 204 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,296 - Right? - Yeah. 205 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,642 - Need a little help? - You think? 206 00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,769 Yeah, looks like your bindings are a little loose. 207 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,939 Come on, I'll get you up. Come on. 208 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,676 There you go. I'll just tighten these up for you. 209 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,207 - Thanks. - No problem. 210 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,345 Aw. 211 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,218 Look at Lynch. 212 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,157 Yeah, look at him. He's a chick magnet. 213 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,487 - These all right? - Yeah, that's a lot better. 214 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,294 - What the hell are you doing, man? - Lynch: What's your problem? 215 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,856 - I'm trying to help her. - Ryan! 216 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,462 - He had his hands all over you. - No he didn't. I can take care of myself. 217 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,530 Just go, okay? I'll be there in a second. 218 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,711 I am so sorry about that. He can be such an asshole sometimes. 219 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,046 I was seriously just trying to help. 220 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,916 I mean, I don't know if I can compete with a catch like that. 221 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,990 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 222 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,993 Well, thank you for your help. 223 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,257 I'm really sorry about that. 224 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,196 - I'm Shannon, by the way. - Joe. 225 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,222 Shannon, come on. 226 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,599 Well, it was really nice to meet you. 227 00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,503 - Yeah, you too. - I've got to go. 228 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,406 - Good luck with that. - Yeah. 229 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,347 I was like a second away from kicking that guy's ass. 230 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:13,010 Yeah, I know you were, Lynch. 231 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,179 Don't worry about it. He's a douchebag. 232 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,519 Seriously, that guy was such a dick. 233 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:20,525 Why don't we talk about how tough you guys are at the bottom? 234 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,024 I'm tough. 235 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,727 I know you are, baby. 236 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,394 Come here. 237 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,568 Whoo! 238 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:46,116 * How can you say there are no answers to my questions? * 239 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:51,088 * You just called once to let it go * 240 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:55,992 * How can you say that none of this is really worth it * 241 00:14:56,028 --> 00:15:00,328 * When we've already won? * 242 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,736 * When we've already won. * 243 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,443 What? 244 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,458 Oh, she told you that? 245 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,365 Yeah, we'll go to Okemo, Killington. We'll just go up north. 246 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,266 - We'll get away for a while. - Let's do it. 247 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,362 - Christmas, you and me. - Deal. 248 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,034 Listen, it's not like out West where, you know, it's like a commercial. 249 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,771 You've got to ride three lifts to get to the top, it's like perfect powder. 250 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,301 Let's be honest, it's not gonna be like that. 251 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,644 Yeah, well, speaking of good skiing, 252 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,480 riding the bunny hill has been fun all day, 253 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:56,614 but, you know, I think I'd like to do an actual run before we leave tonight. 254 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,058 Look, if you want to go off on your own, you don't have to hang out with us all day. 255 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,290 No no, it's fine. I'm just saying I'd like to step it up at some point. 256 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,798 You know, it's been amazing watching Parker fall on her ass all day, 257 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,232 but, you know, it'd be cool to... 258 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,998 do some real skiing. 259 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:15,370 I think I've had enough skiing for today anyway. 260 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,170 So I can just stay here at the lodge 261 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,677 if you guys want to do more. 262 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,010 I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it like that. 263 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,878 That's not what I meant. I don't know what I meant. 264 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,680 I told you I didn't... I didn't have to come. 265 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,552 No no no, Parker, I didn't not want you to come. 266 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,886 No, he was the one who suggested you come in the first place. 267 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,983 Okay okay. 268 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,587 The last thing I want to do is intrude on guy time. 269 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,756 I will not be offended. 270 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,766 I have a lot of things I can do here. 271 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,065 Actually, why don't you give me the key and I'll go check my messages? 272 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,004 Not to the locker, no. You're gonna... 273 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,007 Come sit down for a second. Come here. 274 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,703 All you're gonna get is a bunch of messages from your mom 275 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,212 complaining about this, complaining about that. 276 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,680 No, I'm not gonna give you the key. 277 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,344 I'm sorry if I ruined skiing for you today. 278 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,877 You didn't. Honestly, you didn't at all. 279 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:06,379 You missed the whole part of the conversation before you walked up 280 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:10,020 where I was saying, like, um... what was I saying? 281 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,893 I was saying, like, "Dude, this has been really cool. 282 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,694 I'm glad that we sort of had this chance 283 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,201 to bond as a threesome." 284 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,763 What? 285 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,741 No, I mean, I've seen you fall a couple times today. 286 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,405 But Dan, I mean, I think it took him maybe three months 287 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,438 before he could even stand on that thing without looking like a total idiot. 288 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,042 No offense, buddy. Just the truth. 289 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,246 Joe. 290 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:38,222 I will catch up with you guys. 291 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,748 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 292 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,954 I just... I wanted to apologize again. 293 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,897 Yeah, it's no big deal. 294 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,490 He's just lucky he didn't make me mad. 295 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,058 I only look half your boyfriend's size. 296 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,229 Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend. 297 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,934 We're, you know, trying to still be friends and everything. 298 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,943 But as you can see, it's not really gonna work out. 299 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,569 No way. 300 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,012 A group of us all agreed to go skiing this weekend. 301 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,846 Well, whatever. It's this whole story and I don't want to hold you up. 302 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,411 But that was just really embarrassing 303 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,013 and I just wanted to say sorry. 304 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,751 That's no problem. 305 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,656 Um, are you gonna be here next weekend? 306 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,185 Yeah yeah, probably. 307 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,688 My roommate and I come up like every Sunday, so maybe I'll see you around. 308 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,861 That would be a nice time. 309 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,532 - Okay. - I guess I'll see you then. 310 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,099 - Great. Good night. - Good night. 311 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,477 Come on. You know what? 312 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,881 Can I just get your number so I know how to catch up with you? 313 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,680 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 314 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,812 Shit, I don't ski with a phone. You have a pen? 315 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,119 I don't ski with a pen. Sorry. 316 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,057 All right, you know what? Just shoot. 317 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,457 I've got a pretty good memory. 318 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:51,292 I've only smoked pot like 500 times so I'm good. 319 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,895 Dan: How can they afford to close early? 320 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,867 You're only open three days out of the week, man. 321 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,233 Why don't you write a letter? 322 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,737 Why don't you give me my money back? 323 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,204 What money? 324 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,731 We're only had, like, four runs. 325 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,538 - Can you give us a break, please? - 830. 326 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,204 - What? - Just remember 830. 327 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,714 - Just one more time, please? - Sorry. 328 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,717 I'd give you more money but I gave it all to you. 329 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,651 Hey, you got a pen? 330 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,519 It's not about the money. We got weather coming in. 331 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,854 We're trying to clear the mountain. There's nothing I can do. 332 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,658 Okay, what if we run straight down? Like the quickest run ever? 333 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,822 We'll be, like, wicked fast. 334 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,426 We gave you 100 bucks. 335 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,937 Come on. 336 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,373 Please? 337 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,040 - Hurry. - Like I said, wicked fast. 338 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,676 - Like the wind. - 7860. 339 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,692 Seriously, for 100 bucks you'd figure the guy would cut us some slack. 340 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,223 No shit. 341 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,429 I thought they were open till 10:00 on Sundays. 342 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,200 What ever happened to night skiing? 343 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,141 Wachusett's got night skiing. Should have gone there. 344 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,872 It's kind of like Quash Hill, just not as lame. 345 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,877 Do you remember the numbers I told you? 346 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,110 830. 347 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,619 Look at you, Lynch. You got her number. 348 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,382 What did He-Man have to say about that? 349 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,720 That guy? Who cares? Steroids shrink your dick. 350 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,248 Oh shit, what are my numbers? 351 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,386 7860. 352 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,057 Parker, will you remember that, 7860? 353 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,498 Nope. 354 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,662 - Early night, huh? - Yeah. 355 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,333 Pendergraph wants to see you in his office. 356 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,274 Something about the schedule next weekend. 357 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,073 - I'm not working next weekend. - Well, that's what you thought. 358 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,410 Come on, Rifkin, it's my brother's bachelor party. 359 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,143 I put in for it two months ago. 360 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,777 Go talk to the boss. He's packing up. 361 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,253 I'm the best man. 362 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,920 Ready to shut down? 363 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:02,415 There's three more on the way down. Wait for them and it's all set. 364 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,100 I am not waiting till we get back to campus to eat. 365 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,692 I am starving. 366 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,034 Why didn't you just eat some of that pizza? 367 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,801 Oh, you mean the cardboard with tomato sauce you guys ate? 368 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,968 That's not pizza. 369 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:21,138 That's like roller-skating-rink- birthday-party pizza. No. 370 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,945 There's a Papa Gino's in the way back. It's like 15 minutes down the mountain. 371 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,678 Sweet. 372 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:29,949 I may eat a whole real pizza myself, thank you. 373 00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:32,957 Dan: Whoa, look at those guys. 374 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,118 We are definitely hitting that jump this time. 375 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,390 Last run, got to make it count. 376 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,827 Hey, Sullivan, hey. 377 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:45,632 Hey, man, do me a solid. I've got to take a piss so bad I can taste it. 378 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,333 - What? What? - I'll just be gone for two minutes. 379 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,977 Asshole. 380 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,075 - Jesus. - It's just the wind, Parker. 381 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,021 Don't you mean baby? 382 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,502 Man on radio: Last chair is through. 383 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,513 All set down here. 384 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,606 Man on radio: Let's go home. 385 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,523 Oh, come on. 386 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,971 It's freakin' cold up here! 387 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:56,439 We don't have time for this. Thank you. 388 00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:09,286 Anyone know any good jokes? 389 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,551 Uh... 390 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:15,390 what did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire 391 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,258 say to her dad when she lost her virginity? 392 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,820 Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros. 393 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,129 Yup. 394 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,076 What do you think the worst way to die would be? 395 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:38,582 That's not morbid. 396 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,745 Yeah, seriously, that's kind of spooky, Dan. 397 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:45,120 See, I think being eaten by a shark, 398 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,421 that would be the worst way to go. 399 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,917 Not like one of those surfers who gets attacked from below. 400 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,260 You know, never sees it coming. 401 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:56,597 Like the poster for "Jaws." 402 00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,193 The chick on the "Jaws" poster was hot. 403 00:23:58,236 --> 00:23:59,828 She was? 404 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:03,102 I don't know. She was naked and naked chicks are hot. 405 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:07,635 What if you actually saw the fin coming towards you? 406 00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:11,373 That'd be worse than being eaten, I think. 407 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:14,317 I mean, knowing this giant animal is coming at you 408 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,014 and it's gonna eat you alive. 409 00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:21,892 Did you ever see the video, by the way, 410 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:25,624 of that great white that's jumping out of the water and eating the seal? 411 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:28,064 Yeah, that's why I only swim in pools. 412 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,231 I think burning would be the worst way to go. 413 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,636 Well, yes and no. 414 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:37,540 I mean, most people die of smoke inhalation before fire even touches them. 415 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:39,840 It's a fact. 416 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:43,211 I remember watching TV for three days straight 417 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,478 after 9/11. 418 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:49,146 The footage they showed of those people leaping off the Trade Center. 419 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,820 Can you imagine how bad it must have been inside 420 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,692 to know that jumping would have been the better way out? 421 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,926 Yeah, but they say that when you jump from that height your heart stops. 422 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,663 You don't feel it when you hit the ground. 423 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:07,228 Okay then, Lynch, what is the worst way to die? 424 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,103 - What? - Oh no no no. 425 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:13,042 You have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear? 426 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,911 That's easy. The sarlacc pit. 427 00:25:17,148 --> 00:25:19,480 I'm sorry, the what? 428 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:22,510 The sarlacc pit from "Return of the Jedi." 429 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:26,251 Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over 1000 years... 430 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,124 worst death ever. 431 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,391 "Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? 432 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,795 Why?" 433 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:36,392 Hey, shut up. 434 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,704 Why hasn't the chair started again? 435 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:46,040 Just give it a minute. 436 00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,136 This is nothing, man. 437 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:50,545 At Stowe last year, me and Sullet 438 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:53,415 were stranded for like 25 minutes. 439 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:57,080 This big chick fell at the top and twisted her leg, you know? 440 00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,057 And I was like, fine, people. Just hoist her off to the side. 441 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,924 Keep the line moving. But no, they had to stop, 442 00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:05,225 celebrate it right there. We all had to stay on the lift 443 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:07,231 and freeze our asses off. 444 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:10,325 Honestly, by the end of it I couldn't feel my fingers. 445 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:15,063 What? Come on. 446 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,733 Oh, come on now. 447 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,766 Man, this is so messed up. 448 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,080 - Are you kidding me? - Dan. 449 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:26,174 I kind of just shat my pants a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. 450 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,585 Hey! 451 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,749 Turn the goddamn lights on! 452 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,757 They forgot that we're up here. No one knows we're up here. 453 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,594 They didn't forget that we're up here, okay? 454 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,691 There's cameras all over the place. 455 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,134 - Hello! - Hey! 456 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:48,435 Assholes, start the chair! We're freezing! 457 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,337 Oh my God. What if they can't get the chair moving? 458 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,436 What if... what if everyone went home? 459 00:26:54,479 --> 00:26:56,947 Hey hey, you know what you need to do? You need to stop, okay? 460 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,041 You're just scaring the shit out of me. 461 00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:03,020 By the way, remind me to knock the shit out of that chairlift guy. 462 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,783 What exactly did you say to him? 463 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:07,053 What? Nothing. I didn't say anything to him. 464 00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:09,788 Well, you clearly pissed him off enough to do this. 465 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,125 Look, he knows we're up here. 466 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,653 Then why are the lights off, Dan? 467 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,029 Is that part of their policy? 468 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,795 Turn off the lights and scare the customers? 469 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:18,826 I don't know. 470 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,304 Maybe it's a power outage or something, okay? 471 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,330 That stuff happens all the time. 472 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:26,367 They didn't go home. That's retarded. 473 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,081 This is so messed up. 474 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:39,516 I mean, worst-case scenario 475 00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:41,684 they send up a ladder or something, right? 476 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,502 Worst case I could just jump. 477 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:54,832 I've done that before. 478 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:57,341 It's not so bad. 479 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:07,676 We have to get off these chairs. We can't stay up in this chair. 480 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,744 Why isn't the goddamn chair moving, Dan? 481 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:13,246 You acting all psycho is not gonna make the chair move along, okay? 482 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,520 All right? 483 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,424 Please don't yell at me. 484 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,298 I didn't mean to yell. 485 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,369 This shit happens all the time though, okay? 486 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:32,934 I mean, they can't just leave people up on chairs. 487 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:35,707 You know the kind of lawsuit that they would have? 488 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:37,715 What other people? 489 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,312 There wasn't anybody in front of us. 490 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,283 They're not gonna leave us up here all night. 491 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,723 That's all I'm saying. 492 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,226 It's Sunday. 493 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,626 It's fucking Sunday 494 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,631 and they're not open again till Friday. 495 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:56,463 We're gonna be stuck here all week. 496 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,731 Oh God. 497 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:01,432 We're not gonna be stuck up here. 498 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,907 Parker. Parker, look at me. 499 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:07,002 Come on, there is no way a ski resort would let that happen, 500 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,411 no matter how shitty they are, okay? 501 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:30,190 Hello! 502 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:33,261 Somebody help us, please! 503 00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:36,501 - Somebody! Hello! - Hey hey hey. 504 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,600 - Come on, it's all right. - Somebody! 505 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,338 Shh. Come on, it's okay. 506 00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:42,346 They're gonna turn the power on in a minute. 507 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:46,043 We're all gonna be laughing about this. Seriously. 508 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,855 I have to pee. 509 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,483 I have to pee wicked bad. 510 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,462 Yeah, that makes two of us. 511 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,464 Ew, Lynch. 512 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:03,160 If you pull your junk out in front of me, I might puke. 513 00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:04,998 Well, what do you want me to do? I've got to go. 514 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,138 How am I supposed to go? 515 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:11,870 I don't know. Just, you know, lift this up and bend down. 516 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,572 Are you crazy? Put the bar down. 517 00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:16,876 It's just a safety bar, okay? It doesn't really do anything. 518 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:21,249 Well, I like the safety bar and I like it down where it's supposed to be. 519 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:22,719 Well, how are you gonna piss? 520 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:28,555 - I can hold it. - For a week? 521 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:36,430 What? She's the one saying we're gonna be here for a week. 522 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,172 I can hold it. 523 00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:44,841 Well, I can't. I'm pissing. 524 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,004 Ew, that is so gross, Lynch. 525 00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:50,344 Well, too bad, okay? 526 00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:53,684 Make me wait up here 527 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:56,016 in this below freezing weather... 528 00:30:57,922 --> 00:31:00,686 while I wait for this Fisher-Price lift to work. 529 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:02,522 Ah. 530 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,960 Oh shit. 531 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:37,228 Hey! We're up here! 532 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:39,287 Hello! 533 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,662 - Somebody help us! - Somebody! 534 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,564 - Put the bar down, Joe. - Help! 535 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,092 Put the goddamn bar down, Joe! 536 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,964 God, it feels like a needle. 537 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:28,937 Hey! Hey! 538 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,608 What did I tell you guys? 539 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:34,174 Hello! 540 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:37,187 - Hey! - Hey, we're over here! 541 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:39,689 Whoo-hoo! 542 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:45,291 Up here! 543 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:48,458 - Whoo-hoo! - Help us! 544 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,195 Help us! 545 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:52,998 Man on radio: Cody, this is base. 546 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,467 Why is he stopping? 547 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,205 He's gonna help us. He sees us. 548 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:02,507 Go for Cody. 549 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,811 Hey man, where you at? 550 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,315 I'm cutting over to Pinewood to pick up Barnes. 551 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:11,322 No, man, Barnes just landed. The mountain is clear. 552 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,722 Come back to base so we can get the hell out of here. 553 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:17,717 Copy that. 554 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:21,922 Hey, where are you going? 555 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:24,526 - Hey! Hey! - Where's he going? 556 00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:30,234 - What is he doing? - Where is he going? 557 00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:33,004 - Up here! - We're up here! 558 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,713 - Hey! - Come on. 559 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,617 Up here. 560 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:48,057 Hey! 561 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:53,590 - Hey! - Please don't leave us! 562 00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:56,930 - Look up! - No! 563 00:33:56,968 --> 00:34:00,267 - Come back! Stop! - Hey! 564 00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:03,967 Stop! Stop! 565 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:10,072 Hey, come back! 566 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:17,619 Parker: Come back. We're here. 567 00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:21,216 No. No. 568 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:44,177 My face is burning. 569 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:45,682 Power's coming back on. 570 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,583 - No it isn't. - It has to. 571 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:51,588 Does anybody know what time it is? 572 00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:55,023 Hold on. Let me just run back to the locker. 573 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:57,152 I'll check my phone real quick. 574 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:01,994 Okay, 575 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,263 top three breakfast cereals of all time. 576 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:06,327 Go. 577 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,099 Okay, I'll go first. 578 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:10,664 Uh, Crunch Berries. 579 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,438 - Parker: Stop. - Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 580 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:15,105 Please stop. 581 00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:16,977 And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 582 00:35:17,014 --> 00:35:19,448 Lucky Charms pre purple horseshoes. 583 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:22,351 Is it just me or is it really weird 584 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:24,786 eating purple horseshoes? 585 00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:30,554 Everybody went home. 586 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:33,291 They left us up here. 587 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,661 Top three celebrities you'd do. Go. 588 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:41,534 Somebody needs to jump. 589 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:46,674 If we're up here all week we're gonna die. 590 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,714 Hey. Shh. 591 00:35:56,754 --> 00:35:59,188 Hey. 592 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:01,487 Shh shh. 593 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:04,324 - It's okay. - I don't want to die up here, Dan. 594 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:07,331 No no no. Hey, you're not gonna die. 595 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:11,096 I promise I won't let you die. 596 00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:14,933 Okay? 597 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,065 I'm so... 598 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,738 I'm so scared. 599 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,612 Yeah, me too. 600 00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:30,680 Oh my God. 601 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:34,554 Hey, guys. 602 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:40,362 What was the best Christmas present you guys ever got? 603 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:43,695 Shaina my puppy. 604 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:46,362 Hey, Dan? 605 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,372 No? Okay. 606 00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,567 I guess it's my turn. 607 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:54,704 My skis. You get it? 608 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,810 - Oh shit. - Oh! Shit. 609 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,716 Hey. Hey. 610 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:08,657 Look at me. Look at me. 611 00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,786 Look at me. Look at me. 612 00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:13,058 Your face is... 613 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:16,294 it's really red. I think you got frostbite. 614 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:19,428 Lynch: No, you can't get frostbite that fast. 615 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,665 We've only been up here, what? 616 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:24,937 I mean, it's only been a few hours tops. 617 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,069 - What are you doing? - I'm jumping. 618 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,908 - No you're not. - Yes I am. 619 00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:31,244 Even if I hurt myself I can get myself down 620 00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:33,682 and I can get us some help. 621 00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:34,946 It's too far, man. You can't jump. 622 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,954 - Do you have a better idea? - Than jumping? 623 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:38,580 - Yeah. - Yeah, I got a better idea. 624 00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:40,853 We can wait till the morning. I mean, someone's gonna come. 625 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:42,256 A groomer or some shit. 626 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,284 They're gonna groom the mountain when it's closed, huh? 627 00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:46,592 When it's not gonna be open for another five days. 628 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,156 - Dan, don't leave me. - I can do this. 629 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,770 All right, Joe's gonna be here with you, okay? 630 00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,466 All right? He'll take care of you. 631 00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:58,134 No, man, don't do this. Walker, don't. 632 00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:01,338 Dan, don't leave me. Please. 633 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,711 Look at me. Look at me. 634 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:09,943 You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay. 635 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:20,023 - Dan, no. - Don't do this, man. 636 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:30,362 Remember that thing I said about having done this before? 637 00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:34,344 I totally lied. I'm scared shitless. 638 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:03,700 Dan! Danny! 639 00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:06,266 Dan, are you okay? Say something! 640 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:09,108 Oh my God. 641 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:11,547 Oh my God! 642 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:14,346 Danny! Talk to me, Danny! 643 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,910 Oh my God. 644 00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:19,252 - Oh my God, my legs. - Dan! 645 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:23,556 Oh my God! Oh my God! 646 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:25,858 My legs are broken! Oh my God! 647 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,057 Can you move, Dan? 648 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,431 No, I can't. I can't move. 649 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,231 Okay, hold on. Hold on, baby. 650 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:34,362 - What are you doing? - I've got to get down to him. 651 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,872 Stop, you're gonna get hurt. Calm down. 652 00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:38,136 No no no, stay there. 653 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:40,575 Don't get off the chair. Stay on the chair. 654 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:44,103 - How bad is it? - It's bad. 655 00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,809 It's really bad. 656 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:49,286 The bone is sticking out of my leg. Help! 657 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,447 Help! 658 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:53,480 Please help! 659 00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:55,389 Hey, Dan, buddy. 660 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:56,984 Dan, can you move at all? 661 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,495 No, man, it's bad. 662 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:01,725 You can't slide down the hill or anything? 663 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:05,065 No, I can't slide down the fucking hill! I'm bleeding to death, man! 664 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:07,002 Okay okay. 665 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,971 Can you stop the bleeding? 666 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:11,941 - With what? - Hold on. 667 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,480 Here. 668 00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:21,951 Shit! 669 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:23,510 Hey, Dan, hold on, man. 670 00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:26,250 Hold on. I'm gonna throw mine down to you. 671 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:29,418 Here it comes. Ready? 672 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,586 Can you get to it? 673 00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:35,599 Just feel for it, buddy. 674 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,961 I got it. I got it. 675 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:17,804 Okay, Dan, you're gonna have to tie that to your legs. 676 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:20,037 Tie it onto your legs above where it's bleeding. 677 00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:22,807 Okay? Like a tourniquet thing. 678 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:35,590 Okay, hold on. Wait. Here, take my coat. 679 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:39,221 No, leave your coat on. Don't take your coat off. 680 00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:41,163 It's okay. I can huddle next to Lynch. 681 00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:43,063 - Please. - Leave your coat on! 682 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:55,507 Fuck! 683 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,918 - Hey. Hey, Dan. - What? 684 00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:08,220 Maybe I can climb up to the cable 685 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,523 and get to a chair that's closer to the ground. 686 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,553 You've got to be careful, man. Those cables are razor sharp. 687 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,122 You think you can pull yourself across on these chairs? 688 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,562 I can't even do a pull-up. 689 00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,433 You never even tried to do a fucking pull-up. 690 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:24,202 Your mom had to write you a letter so you could get out of gym class. 691 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:28,304 - Hey, Joe. - Yeah? 692 00:42:28,345 --> 00:42:30,973 Remember Jenny Bluth? Huh? 693 00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:33,540 Remember her? She could do a fucking pull-up. 694 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:35,279 I know, but... 695 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:38,777 even if I get to that chair, how many more chairs is it gonna take 696 00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:40,255 before I get to one that's closer to the ground? 697 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:43,886 The poles. 698 00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,828 The poles, they all have ladders on them, okay? 699 00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:47,228 The lift poles. 700 00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:48,993 You just have to find your way to one of those. 701 00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,001 Okay. 702 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:54,766 Okay, how far is that chair away from the pole? 703 00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:57,603 - I don't know. - Just give me a second. 704 00:42:57,641 --> 00:43:00,075 Give me a second, all right? 705 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,510 Wait, what if you fall too? 706 00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:06,004 Parker, if we stay up here we're gonna freeze to death and he's gonna die. 707 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:11,288 Okay, Dan. Dan, I'm gonna try and scale back 708 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,415 to the next chair. 709 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,757 Baby. 710 00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:20,025 Baby, was that you? 711 00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:23,591 - What? - Hey, shut up, Dan. Shut up. 712 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:27,801 Oh my God. 713 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:30,864 Oh my God. That was a wolf. 714 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,274 Dan, that's not a wolf, man. That's a coyote or something. 715 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:35,540 I know the sound of a fucking wolf! 716 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:37,945 - Help! - They're scared of people. 717 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,450 - Help me! - Come on, relax. 718 00:43:40,484 --> 00:43:42,884 When was the last time you heard of a wolf attack in New England? 719 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,014 Never. They're pussies, man. 720 00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:48,490 The wolves around here, they're not even that big. 721 00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:54,728 Hey. Hey, listen. It could be worse, right? 722 00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:56,232 How could it be worse? 723 00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:01,296 It could be the sarlacc pit. 724 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:05,069 Hey, Parker came through with the tension breaker, bud. 725 00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:07,475 Your girl's all right, Walker. 726 00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:10,480 - Hey, she's all right. - Just climb. 727 00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,982 Please, please just climb. 728 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:16,248 Okay, hold on. Hold on, I'm coming. 729 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,154 Hold on. 730 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:24,820 It'll be okay, Dan. 731 00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:31,063 You know it's funny, I was never afraid of heights until right now. 732 00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:33,399 - Okay, what can I do to help? - I don't know. 733 00:44:33,437 --> 00:44:35,405 Just hold on to my legs. 734 00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:37,930 I mean, you can't stop me from falling but it's... 735 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:39,943 it's like psychological or something. 736 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:42,502 - Okay. - Okay. 737 00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:46,441 Oh shit, it's high. It's really fucking high. 738 00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:49,680 - What can I do to help? - Nothing. Just stop talking, okay? 739 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,688 - Okay. - Okay. 740 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:54,213 Come on. 741 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:02,095 Please hurry! 742 00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:04,362 Dan, just be quiet, okay? 743 00:45:08,105 --> 00:45:09,800 Oh God. 744 00:45:11,775 --> 00:45:13,766 Shit, it's all ice. 745 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:17,212 Hey, Dan. Dan, buddy, it's all ice. 746 00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:20,148 But I think if we knock it off I can get to the top. 747 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,416 Hold on. 748 00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:27,381 Shit. 749 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:46,708 Oh shit. 750 00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:49,941 What am I supposed to do? 751 00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:56,285 You guys! 752 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,185 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 753 00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:03,023 Get the hell away from him! 754 00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:14,537 Hey. Hey, are you all right? 755 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,664 Yeah. 756 00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:18,800 Yeah, I'm alive. 757 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,311 See, I told you, man. 758 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:25,611 They're more afraid of you than you are of them. Huh? 759 00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:28,550 I don't know, man. I'm pretty afraid. 760 00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:30,382 I know, man. I know. 761 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:33,014 I can't feel my legs anymore. 762 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:36,355 That's not good, right? 763 00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:39,453 I mean, they don't hurt as bad, 764 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:41,623 but that's not good. 765 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:44,065 No no, it's fine. You're gonna be all right. 766 00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:46,501 Okay, it's probably really really bad. 767 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,471 We're got to move and get... 768 00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:51,030 Hey hey hey. Go like this. 769 00:46:51,074 --> 00:46:53,565 Ow. Ow, it's like a sunburn. 770 00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:56,010 - No no, I think it's frostbite. - What? 771 00:46:56,046 --> 00:46:57,809 Is my face changing color anywhere? 772 00:46:58,949 --> 00:47:01,383 I don't know. I can't see anything. 773 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:03,318 Don't... don't touch it. Stop. 774 00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:05,321 - Stop. - But it itches now. 775 00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:07,220 I know, but if you rub your face it's gonna come off. 776 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:08,519 Will you just hurry up up there?! 777 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,823 Okay, I'm trying. Hold on. 778 00:47:10,861 --> 00:47:12,692 Shit. 779 00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:29,709 Be careful. 780 00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:32,613 Okay, just don't talk. 781 00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:38,217 I can do this. 782 00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,128 Oh, I got you. 783 00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:47,687 Shit, it's slippery. 784 00:47:48,932 --> 00:47:51,093 Don't look down. 785 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,367 My boots are so heavy. 786 00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:16,417 The cable is cutting through my gloves. 787 00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:21,723 Do you got it? 788 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:31,907 Oh, my hands. 789 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,505 Oh my God. 790 00:48:38,548 --> 00:48:40,675 What? What's wrong? 791 00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:43,151 Oh my God. Okay. 792 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:47,316 What is it? What? 793 00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:50,783 I got you. I got you, you're okay. 794 00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:52,818 I got you. 795 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,354 You're okay. 796 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:57,094 What's wrong? 797 00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:58,601 - What's wrong? - Don't look down. 798 00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:00,728 - What? - Don't look. Don't look. 799 00:49:01,738 --> 00:49:03,262 - Lynch. - Yeah, man? 800 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:05,935 Don't you let her look. 801 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:08,444 - Don't you fucking let her look. - Dan! 802 00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:10,878 - Shh. - Dan! 803 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:13,212 No, I won't, man. 804 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,115 Don't. 805 00:49:15,152 --> 00:49:17,882 Don't you let her look! 806 00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:21,152 Dan! 807 00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:28,561 Let me look. I need to look. 808 00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:31,123 I need to look! 809 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:33,295 No! 810 00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:37,970 No! Dan! 811 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:40,533 Let me look! 812 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:47,912 - No! - Oh my God. Oh my God. 813 00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:51,148 Oh my God. 814 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:55,848 Oh God. Think about Dan. 815 00:50:01,698 --> 00:50:03,495 Shh shh. 816 00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:06,093 Don't listen to it. Just don't listen to it. 817 00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:08,229 Don't listen to it. 818 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:17,837 Okay. Okay. 819 00:50:17,881 --> 00:50:20,679 Okay. 820 00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:40,766 Dan! 821 00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:49,879 No, Dan. 822 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:57,283 No! 823 00:51:25,348 --> 00:51:27,475 Cables cut through my gloves. 824 00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:29,678 My hands are wasted. 825 00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:32,484 Why'd you let him jump? 826 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:39,127 You can't be serious. 827 00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:41,620 It was too far. 828 00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:45,692 No, he said he could do it. 829 00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:48,101 You didn't try to stop him. 830 00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:55,974 I can't believe this. Are you trying to blame me? 831 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:57,946 No. 832 00:51:57,981 --> 00:51:59,539 No, I'm not blaming you. 833 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,050 I mean, you're his girlfriend. 834 00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:03,484 I didn't see you trying to throw yourself in front of him. 835 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,852 He wasn't going to listen to me. 836 00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:07,618 But he would have listened to me? 837 00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,720 No, I said it was a bad idea. 838 00:52:11,761 --> 00:52:13,490 I said it was too far a drop. 839 00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:15,964 I didn't hear any ideas from you except for crying about it. 840 00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:20,126 Don't you fucking blame me. 841 00:52:22,405 --> 00:52:24,999 You've been his girlfriend for what, a year? 842 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,872 Maybe? 843 00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:33,640 I've known him my entire fucking life. 844 00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:36,546 You should've... 845 00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,713 - you should've... - What? 846 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:42,982 Say it! 847 00:52:45,061 --> 00:52:47,086 It should've been me. 848 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:49,530 - No. - That's what you want to say. 849 00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:51,830 No, that's... that's not what I said. 850 00:52:51,868 --> 00:52:54,701 It's okay. I get it. I get it. 851 00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:56,729 It should have been me down there, right? 852 00:52:56,773 --> 00:52:58,172 'Cause who gives a fuck about me? 853 00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,199 No. 854 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,103 You know what? 855 00:53:03,146 --> 00:53:05,546 If we hadn't spent the entire day on the fucking bunny hill 856 00:53:05,582 --> 00:53:07,516 watching you fall on your ass 857 00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:09,519 we would have done some runs and we could have gone home. 858 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:11,680 I'm sorry. 859 00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:16,257 Or maybe if you hadn't fucked with our thing. 860 00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,523 Maybe if you had just stayed home 861 00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:20,689 and not tried to force yourself 862 00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,789 into every little aspect of his life 863 00:53:22,832 --> 00:53:24,925 my best friend wouldn't be dead right now. 864 00:53:24,968 --> 00:53:27,368 That's... 865 00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:29,201 not fair. 866 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,139 That's not fair. 867 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:36,574 It's not fair that my best friend is dead. 868 00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,915 He's not coming back. He's gone. 869 00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:48,049 - I'm sorry. - Fuck you! 870 00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:11,077 I'm sorry. 871 00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:16,485 I'm sorry. 872 00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:19,511 I'm so sorry, Lynch. 873 00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:22,948 Please. 874 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:33,126 I'm sorry. 875 00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:37,698 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 876 00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:47,306 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, okay? 877 00:54:47,350 --> 00:54:49,784 I didn't mean it. 878 00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:07,500 Parker: 830. 879 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,806 Oh shit. 880 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,331 What were my numbers? 881 00:55:13,376 --> 00:55:16,504 - 786... - 7860. 882 00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:20,479 830-7860. 883 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:22,508 Yeah. 884 00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:25,248 I'm so gonna call that girl when I get back. 885 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,552 You know what? 886 00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:30,354 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. No messing around. 887 00:55:30,393 --> 00:55:32,520 I'm just gonna call her and I'm gonna be like, "Hey, Shannon. 888 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:35,258 It's Joe from the chairlift. Will you marry me?" 889 00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,425 We'll get a house, have two kids 890 00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:39,162 and a dog named Steve. 891 00:55:39,202 --> 00:55:42,399 - Who's gonna pay for the house? - She will. 892 00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:44,566 She's got a great job. 893 00:55:44,607 --> 00:55:46,507 What does she do? 894 00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:49,103 Orthodontist. 895 00:55:49,145 --> 00:55:51,545 Orthodontists make a lot of money. 896 00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:53,412 Yeah. 897 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:57,011 Well, I'm sure the two of you will be really happy. 898 00:55:58,388 --> 00:56:01,619 830-7860. 899 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,421 Who names their dog Steve? 900 00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:07,726 I will. 901 00:56:08,998 --> 00:56:11,193 Steve's a people name. 902 00:56:11,234 --> 00:56:13,464 Says who? 903 00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:18,299 You don't, like, go to someone's house 904 00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:21,970 and have them say, "Here, meet my dog Steve." 905 00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:25,572 Why not? I think Steve's a good name for a dog. 906 00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:27,947 Here, meet my cat Chris. 907 00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:30,714 No cat. 908 00:56:30,754 --> 00:56:33,814 Just a dog... Steve. 909 00:56:37,193 --> 00:56:39,718 Shaina must be so hungry. 910 00:56:43,266 --> 00:56:44,824 What kind of pizza should we get? 911 00:56:44,868 --> 00:56:46,426 The poor thing. 912 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:51,102 She's just a puppy. 913 00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:56,172 She's not gonna understand that I died. 914 00:56:58,281 --> 00:57:00,806 She's gonna think that I left, 915 00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:02,818 that I forgot about her. 916 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:06,581 She's probably waiting 917 00:57:06,623 --> 00:57:09,023 by the front door right now. 918 00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:12,789 At every little noise that she hears 919 00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:14,296 in the hallway, 920 00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:17,595 she's probably cocking her little head 921 00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:19,829 to the side 922 00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:22,497 wondering when I'm gonna come in. 923 00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:25,133 But I won't. 924 00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:27,473 I won't come in. 925 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:30,638 And she's gonna... she's gonna starve to death. 926 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,017 She's gonna starve to death 927 00:57:36,052 --> 00:57:39,647 waiting for me to come in. 928 00:57:39,689 --> 00:57:41,987 It's all my fault. 929 00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:44,823 She's not gonna starve to death. 930 00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:47,557 You're not gonna die, Parker. 931 00:57:48,565 --> 00:57:51,966 I'm the only one with a key to my apartment, though. 932 00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:54,526 Yeah, I know, but the neighbors will kick the door down 933 00:57:54,571 --> 00:57:57,472 if she doesn't stop barking. 934 00:57:57,507 --> 00:57:59,907 Someone will figure it out. 935 00:57:59,943 --> 00:58:02,309 She'll be just fine. 936 00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:06,205 So will you. 937 00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:08,809 So will we. 938 00:58:17,293 --> 00:58:19,158 I just want to see my mom. 939 00:58:22,031 --> 00:58:23,896 And my dad. 940 01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:11,692 Ah! 941 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:21,070 I thought I was dreaming. 942 01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:24,011 I thought I was dreaming this. 943 01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:35,749 - You okay? - I'm fine. 944 01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:38,991 Your frostbite is getting worse. 945 01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:42,624 - Really? How bad... - Don't touch it. It's bad. 946 01:01:45,234 --> 01:01:47,065 It doesn't itch as much anymore. 947 01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:49,537 Okay, don't touch your face though. 948 01:01:51,974 --> 01:01:53,703 When we get out of here I'm gonna get you to a doctor. 949 01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,303 - They'll fix it right away. - You have... 950 01:01:56,345 --> 01:01:58,973 You have red marks on your face too. 951 01:02:02,418 --> 01:02:04,443 They'll fix me up too. 952 01:02:06,089 --> 01:02:08,489 Don't. Don't. Don't touch it. It's bad. 953 01:02:12,762 --> 01:02:14,753 Well, it's the morning. 954 01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:18,631 Maybe someone will come up now. 955 01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:20,761 For what? 956 01:02:22,772 --> 01:02:24,967 Mountain maintenance. I don't know. 957 01:02:27,276 --> 01:02:29,836 Besides, if we don't show up for class people will start looking for us. 958 01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:31,904 No one knows we're here. 959 01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:35,746 I didn't tell anyone I was coming. 960 01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:39,588 Help! 961 01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:42,614 We need help! 962 01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,661 If I can get to that pole I can climb down the ladder. 963 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,508 How are you gonna climb with your hands like that? 964 01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:04,342 We won't make it another night. 965 01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:06,644 Are you sure you don't want to... 966 01:03:06,682 --> 01:03:09,014 wait a few hours? 967 01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:11,042 I mean, maybe you're right. 968 01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:13,954 Maybe someone's coming in today. 969 01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:40,694 The sun feels good. 970 01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:44,263 First we're freezing, now we're gonna get sunburned. 971 01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:46,673 Be careful what you wish for, right? 972 01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:49,303 How come you never have a girlfriend? 973 01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:52,439 How am I supposed to answer that? 974 01:05:52,481 --> 01:05:55,109 I just mean you're a decent guy. 975 01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:57,381 And chicks dig you. 976 01:05:57,420 --> 01:06:00,116 But you never have a relationship. 977 01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:03,958 I had a serious girlfriend once. 978 01:06:03,993 --> 01:06:06,553 - High school doesn't count. - No. 979 01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:08,893 No, post high school. Freshman year. 980 01:06:08,931 --> 01:06:10,831 Who? 981 01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:13,664 This girl Annie. 982 01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:17,195 We met at freshman orientation. 983 01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:19,833 We emailed each other during the summer. 984 01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:22,673 When we got back to school it was like we were dating. 985 01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:24,202 Oh. 986 01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:27,374 I just really felt it with her, you know? 987 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,907 We were into the same stuff, which was cool. 988 01:06:29,952 --> 01:06:32,182 She was way into Aerosmith. 989 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,382 I'd seen 'em five times. She'd seem 'em eight. 990 01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:36,857 What happened? 991 01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,686 She, uh... 992 01:06:42,932 --> 01:06:46,231 had the same favorite movie as me... ET. 993 01:06:47,470 --> 01:06:50,337 It was like soulmates, that shit you read about. 994 01:06:54,477 --> 01:06:57,344 So what happened? 995 01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:00,244 Same old shit. 996 01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:02,512 No. 997 01:07:02,551 --> 01:07:05,076 You know what happened? She... 998 01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:06,952 she liked another guy. 999 01:07:08,591 --> 01:07:13,221 This fraternity douchebag named Dean. 1000 01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:17,031 She dumped you for a frat guy? 1001 01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,863 No. 1002 01:07:18,901 --> 01:07:21,096 No, I dumped her. 1003 01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:23,367 We were in the cafeteria, right? 1004 01:07:23,406 --> 01:07:25,636 You know, we were having lunch, facing each other. 1005 01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:29,201 I was facing the wall and she was facing everybody behind me. 1006 01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:34,907 And I kept seeing her, like, 1007 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:37,748 you know, looking at somebody. You know, like kind of laughing. 1008 01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,652 And I was just like, you know, 1009 01:07:39,688 --> 01:07:41,588 "What's so funny?" You know? 1010 01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:43,819 And, you know, like, "What the hell is going on?" 1011 01:07:43,859 --> 01:07:45,383 And she said... 1012 01:07:49,432 --> 01:07:51,832 she said, "Dean's making fun of you." 1013 01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:55,769 So I turn around and I'm ready to just beat the shit out of this guy. 1014 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,575 But all I can see are these random fucking people. 1015 01:08:00,609 --> 01:08:02,736 All these faces. 1016 01:08:02,778 --> 01:08:06,578 This guy was making eyes at my girl and could see me 1017 01:08:06,615 --> 01:08:09,584 but I couldn't see him. 1018 01:08:12,988 --> 01:08:15,286 That's messed up. 1019 01:08:17,293 --> 01:08:19,420 I never felt so stupid. 1020 01:08:21,063 --> 01:08:23,293 I just walked out. 1021 01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:26,200 You just walked out? 1022 01:08:26,235 --> 01:08:28,260 Yeah, I told her to laugh it up with Dean the frat guy. 1023 01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:29,999 I was out. 1024 01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:32,507 That sucks. 1025 01:08:34,877 --> 01:08:37,675 Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to walk away. 1026 01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:40,614 You know, maybe I should have had a thicker skin 1027 01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:42,640 and not been such a sensitive bitch. 1028 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:52,524 Sometimes I feel like I was just insecure. 1029 01:08:52,561 --> 01:08:54,654 Maybe I screwed up. 1030 01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:59,861 You should tell her that. 1031 01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:02,962 When you get home you should call her. 1032 01:09:05,674 --> 01:09:07,471 I can't. 1033 01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:13,205 She's dating Dean. 1034 01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:25,588 I should have done something. 1035 01:09:29,365 --> 01:09:30,855 There was nothing you could have done. 1036 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:34,427 I just sat here and I let him die. 1037 01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:37,166 No, you didn't. We didn't let him die, okay? 1038 01:09:37,206 --> 01:09:38,867 There was nothing we could have done. 1039 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,536 He jumped down there to save us, okay? 1040 01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,009 He was the one. 1041 01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:49,950 He was the boy I was gonna marry. 1042 01:09:52,621 --> 01:09:54,748 Hey. 1043 01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:56,951 First grade 1044 01:09:56,992 --> 01:10:00,359 and we get left there by our moms 1045 01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:01,761 for the day. 1046 01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:03,697 It's like the first real day of school, 1047 01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,359 you know, without your folks around. 1048 01:10:05,401 --> 01:10:09,303 And Dan was this chubby little kid. 1049 01:10:09,338 --> 01:10:11,363 No, fuck it. 1050 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:14,399 He was a fat ass. 1051 01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:17,037 And so our moms all leave 1052 01:10:17,079 --> 01:10:19,206 but Dan wouldn't let go of his mom's hand. 1053 01:10:20,249 --> 01:10:23,116 And even after she left he just stood at the front of the class 1054 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:25,245 crying like a total pussy. 1055 01:10:25,287 --> 01:10:28,051 - That sounds like Dan. - Yeah, you have no idea. 1056 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:32,093 Anyway, so the teacher... 1057 01:10:32,127 --> 01:10:34,891 oh, what's her name? 1058 01:10:38,801 --> 01:10:40,496 Mrs. Schifrin. 1059 01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:44,233 So Mrs. Schifrin is trying everything to get the fat kid to stop crying. 1060 01:10:44,273 --> 01:10:46,901 And she says, 1061 01:10:46,942 --> 01:10:49,240 "You know, maybe there's somebody... 1062 01:10:49,278 --> 01:10:51,405 somebody else you know in the class. 1063 01:10:51,447 --> 01:10:53,438 Maybe you have a friend you want to sit with." 1064 01:10:55,217 --> 01:10:58,914 And this little fucker points right at me and says, "Him." 1065 01:10:58,954 --> 01:11:01,855 Now I've never seen this kid in my life. 1066 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:06,693 But for some reason he pointed at me. 1067 01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:10,495 - So you had to sit with him? - Yeah, for a whole week. 1068 01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:13,763 Whole first week of school I had to share my little cubby with his fat ass. 1069 01:11:13,802 --> 01:11:15,963 Oh, gosh. 1070 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:21,369 He was a douchebag. I never let him forget it. 1071 01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:42,219 Dan didn't die up here just for you and I to give up and die too. 1072 01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:56,205 Help me up. 1073 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:15,656 Are you okay? 1074 01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:22,697 Oh God! 1075 01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,501 Oh shit. 1076 01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:27,703 - Shit, just hold on. - Oh my God. 1077 01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:30,610 - The chair is gonna fall. - No it's not. No it's not. 1078 01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:33,672 Oh, God. 1079 01:12:36,652 --> 01:12:38,677 My hands. 1080 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:49,590 Oh God, my hands. 1081 01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:36,169 Joe! 1082 01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:50,959 Fuck you, Jenny Bluth. 1083 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:54,755 Oh fuck. 1084 01:14:04,072 --> 01:14:06,632 Oh shit. Shit. 1085 01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:09,200 - Hey, Parker. - What? 1086 01:14:09,244 --> 01:14:12,111 I need you to throw my extra pole as far as you can this way. 1087 01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,138 What? 1088 01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:16,777 I said I want you to throw my ski pole 1089 01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:19,447 as far down the hill as you can. 1090 01:14:19,488 --> 01:14:21,854 I'm gonna need some defense when I get on the ground. 1091 01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:23,983 Okay. 1092 01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:55,657 Okay. 1093 01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:06,431 Oh my God. 1094 01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:11,933 - Shit. - I'm sorry. 1095 01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:15,068 It's okay. 1096 01:15:23,819 --> 01:15:26,447 Shit. Oh shit. 1097 01:15:28,557 --> 01:15:30,081 Okay. 1098 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:31,683 You can do it. 1099 01:15:31,727 --> 01:15:34,355 You can do it. Please do it. 1100 01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:11,588 Please don't break. Please don't break. 1101 01:16:23,211 --> 01:16:25,304 Shit. 1102 01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:31,085 I just want to go. Please let me go. 1103 01:16:55,510 --> 01:16:58,138 You did it! You did it! 1104 01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:08,489 - Oh shit. - Joe! 1105 01:17:08,523 --> 01:17:10,354 Lynch! 1106 01:17:11,593 --> 01:17:14,027 - Lynch! - I'm okay. 1107 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:41,586 No! No! 1108 01:17:55,437 --> 01:17:57,564 No! 1109 01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:13,747 Stay the fuck back! 1110 01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:20,385 Try and stay still. 1111 01:18:24,399 --> 01:18:26,594 I'll be back as fast as I can. 1112 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:29,035 Please please hurry. Please. 1113 01:18:31,406 --> 01:18:34,432 Joe, look out! 1114 01:18:39,281 --> 01:18:41,943 Joe! 1115 01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:02,847 Aw, Joe... 1116 01:23:10,051 --> 01:23:12,019 Ow! 1117 01:26:14,402 --> 01:26:16,427 Hello! 1118 01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:24,201 Help, please! 1119 01:26:24,245 --> 01:26:26,179 Wait! 1120 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:35,078 Hey, you okay? 1121 01:27:35,116 --> 01:27:36,674 Hello? 1122 01:27:36,718 --> 01:27:38,583 Hey, you all right? 1123 01:27:38,620 --> 01:27:41,248 Hold on. Hold on. 1124 01:27:41,289 --> 01:27:42,688 Hold on. 1125 01:27:42,724 --> 01:27:44,749 I'm gonna get you help. 1126 01:27:47,562 --> 01:27:49,462 No, there were no other cars. 1127 01:27:49,497 --> 01:27:53,263 I found her laying in the road right outside of Mt. Holliston. 1128 01:27:56,471 --> 01:27:58,769 I'm taking her to you now. 1129 01:28:00,008 --> 01:28:02,306 Hold on. 1130 01:28:02,343 --> 01:28:04,538 The hospital is only 10 minutes away. 1131 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:07,845 You're gonna be okay. 1132 01:28:07,882 --> 01:28:10,112 You're gonna be okay. 1133 01:28:11,419 --> 01:28:13,614 You're gonna be okay, baby. 1134 01:28:15,823 --> 01:28:18,018 You're gonna be okay.