1 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:25,057 (whimsical music) 2 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,447 - I love you. 3 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,187 - Franny-Wanny, wake up! 4 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,831 ¶ Wake up, wake up sunshine ¶ 5 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:10,135 ¶ Open up your eyes and smile ¶ 6 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:13,272 ¶ Wake up, wake up, sunshine ¶ 7 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,373 ¶ The day is waiting ¶ 8 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,776 ¶ So open up your eyes ¶ 9 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,513 ¶ Wake up, wake up, sunshine ¶ 10 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:25,517 ¶ Open up your eyes and smile ¶ 11 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,520 ¶ Wake up, wake up, sunshine ¶ 12 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,122 ¶ The day is waiting ¶ 13 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:34,660 ¶ So open up your eyes ¶ 14 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,462 - My mama named me Francine Eloise 15 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:39,765 after my great-grandma, Elise Francine. 16 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,402 Mama always described great-grandma Eloise, 17 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,703 who passed before I was born, 18 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,439 as a vibrant woman who was healthy as a horse 19 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,875 and weighed about the same too. 20 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,744 I sometimes wonder if mama would have preferred 21 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,447 to be a big girl like her instead of being sick 22 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,250 and needing my help all the time. 23 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,888 I think of what it must have been like 24 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,157 being big in those days. 25 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,594 No air conditioning, 26 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,761 all those heavy clothes 27 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,865 or if people made fun of her. 28 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,334 Or if there was some homespun prairie verse 29 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:18,137 of love yourself the way you are? 30 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,408 I wonder how she found great-grandpa Herman 31 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,544 and if before meeting him she wondered 32 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,813 if she'd ever find true love? 33 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,625 Oh, hi. 34 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,459 - [Liza] Hey. 35 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:41,560 - Good morning, Liza. 36 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,228 - Good morning, Franny. 37 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,530 - You are? 38 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,432 - Steve, my name's frickin' Steve. 39 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:48,534 - Hey, Steve. 40 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,469 - Mmm, wouldn't I know it? 41 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,737 - What's with this cereal, man? 42 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,505 I mean this shit's gonna make me drop a deuce. 43 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,307 - I don't know, ask Franny, 44 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,843 she's the Indian in our cupboard. 45 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,412 - Well, I try to promote a healthy lifestyle 46 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,415 here at home and I feel like only anorexic girls 47 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,651 can get away with cereal made of cookies 48 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:08,253 and marshmallows, so any cereal that makes you 49 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:11,557 drop deuces is actually pretty good for you. 50 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,258 Cleans out your system. 51 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,660 - I know something that would clean my system out 52 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:15,561 real good. 53 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,933 - All right, well you guys have a wonderful day. 54 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:23,635 And if you need any fresh laundry, 55 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,771 there's a load of whites on top of the dryer. 56 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,973 - Oh, are you gonna do another load tonight? 57 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,441 - I can. 58 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,976 - Do you think that you could wash my red skirt 59 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:32,510 because Steve had an accident spushed all over it 60 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:33,979 and I really wanna wear it tomorrow night. 61 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,314 - Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,815 Yeah, I'll get the 63 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:39,351 special detergent for special stains. 64 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,653 (laughing) 65 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,263 - Okay, thank you, thank you, Franny. 66 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,966 - Okay, bye-bye, Liza, bye, Steve. 67 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,704 - Hey? 68 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,277 (chuckles) 69 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:07,279 - [Franny] You got some cereal and juice 70 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:10,415 and vitamins, you are all ready to go. 71 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,650 - Orange juice? 72 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,719 - Yup, mom, I don't think it would be 73 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,455 the worst idea for you to get some light in here 74 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,657 every once in awhile, open up these curtains, 75 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,025 maybe the windows. 76 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,796 - Yesterday, The Price is Right was on 77 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,865 and I had a panic attack 78 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,834 and I couldn't breathe. 79 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,570 God, I miss Bob Barker. 80 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,505 - Well, I reprogrammed it for you last night 81 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,873 so it should be fine today. 82 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,510 - Oh, good, all I ask is that the right show 83 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,678 comes on at the right time, 84 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,912 is that too much? 85 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,581 - No, it's not too much and I told you, 86 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,716 I fixed it, so you're just gonna have to trust me, okay? 87 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,618 You're shows are gonna come on. 88 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,770 - Trust you? 89 00:04:48,771 --> 00:04:50,921 Trust a girl who thinks she's go marry a movie star? 90 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,392 - I never said anything about a movie star. 91 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,061 You don't listen to me, I just said someone dreamy. 92 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,930 - Oh, now where are you gonna meet this dreamy man? 93 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:02,734 At the groomer when he brings in his poodle? 94 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,336 (laughs) 95 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,537 (Liza and Steve groaning) 96 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,439 - [Steve] Oh, my gosh, you're so hot. 97 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,708 - [Liza] Oh, ram me, Stan. 98 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,909 Ahh. 99 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,612 - [Steve] Fuck, yeah. 100 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,447 - Franny, what the fuck? 101 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,515 Get out of here! 102 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,416 - Sorry. 103 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,520 - Keep going. 104 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,895 - [Voiceover] It's a good day at the Burger Barn, 105 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,563 can I take your order, please? 106 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,932 - Yes, hi, can I please have a 107 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,669 Bacon Patty Meltdown 108 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,071 and a diet Coke? 109 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,076 And for my friends, can I please have 110 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:47,346 two Cheesy Double Burgers, Fish Fry, 111 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,582 onion rings, and 112 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,852 a large fries? 113 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,088 - Would you like a hot apple pie with that, ma'am? 114 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:58,890 - Yes, yes, John likes pie. 115 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,625 - Is that two pies? 116 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:01,860 - No, no, no, not two pies, 117 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,762 just one for John-John. 118 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,430 - So two pies total, right? 119 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,932 - No, only one pie. 120 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,634 Not me, just John-John, only one. 121 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,670 - All right, just drive around. 122 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,905 - Okay, thank you so much. 123 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,844 - Oh, hey, again. 124 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,262 Here's your soda. 125 00:06:20,263 --> 00:06:21,679 - Thank you, very much, this is a diet Coke, right? 126 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:25,751 - Diet, yeah. - [Franny] Okay, very good. 127 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,587 - It's 18.23. - [Franny] Oh, sure. 128 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,654 Here you go. 129 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,526 - It's expired. 130 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,660 - Oh, would you mind just giving that a try anyway? 131 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,130 - Can't run an expired card. 132 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:39,765 - Okay, no problem. 133 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,869 Let me see if I have some cash. 134 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,805 Oh, we're lucky today. 135 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,674 You can keep the rest as a tip. 136 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:50,909 - [Cashier] Oh, thanks, Franny. 137 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,813 - You're welcome, you have a great day, Lenny. 138 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,622 First time I had fast food was a long ways back 139 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,424 before mama got sick. 140 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,093 I must've been five or six when she brought it 141 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,529 home with her after work one night. 142 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,765 A double cheese burger for each of us. 143 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,835 I remember the first bite. 144 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,070 The texture was so perfect, 145 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,872 the firmness of the bun, the creamy, 146 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,876 melting cheese, the super well done beef patty. 147 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:30,449 The dill pickle mixing with the mayo and ketchup. 148 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:31,683 It felt right. 149 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,786 It felt like love. 150 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,322 (horn honking) 151 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,857 I ate my sister's before she even got to the table. 152 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,867 - Oh, good heavens, 153 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,569 Lennon just passed gas, you guys. 154 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,703 Whoo! 155 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,639 - [Franny] Poor little guy. 156 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,574 - His farts smell like a morgue, seriously. 157 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,975 - Oh, you guys, come on, 158 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,978 don't talk bad about him to his face. 159 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,247 He can feel that negativity. 160 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,116 (dogs barking) 161 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,618 - It's Jackson. 162 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,059 - Good morning. 163 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,527 - Hey. 164 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:18,096 - Hey, good morning to you too, Bunyan. 165 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,698 - Is 3:30 good? 166 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,866 - That sounds great. 167 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:24,636 Yeah, I'll have Bunyan as fresh and clean 168 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:28,607 as a, uh, (chuckles), 169 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,142 as fresh and clean as a dog that's been-- 170 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,577 - Okay, well I'll be-- 171 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,179 - As fresh and clean as a dog who has been 172 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,948 washed and groomed and brushed 173 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,986 and, maybe, a sweater? 174 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,624 Okay. 175 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,561 - 3:30 then? 176 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,196 - Yeah, that's great. 177 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,034 (bell ringing) 178 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,071 Did I sound like a complete fool? 179 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,840 - I don't know why you don't just tell the man 180 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,976 how you feel and ask him out. 181 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,211 What's the worst that could happen? 182 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,779 - Now, Nadine, you're just setting the girl up 183 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,681 for disappointment. 184 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:13,151 I don't think the Mr. Handsomes of the world 185 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,621 have a lot of interest in a bunch of dog gals like us. 186 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,557 - I'm not a dog gal. 187 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,926 I'm an animal lover. 188 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,895 That's two different things, Barb. 189 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,664 Totally different. 190 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,870 - Quit bitin' your nails. 191 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,805 - I'm anxious. 192 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:34,940 - 'Bout what? 193 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,942 - I'm hungry. 194 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:40,145 - Well, get yourself something to eat. 195 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,980 - I can't, I have to wait until Franny gets home 196 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,982 to make me something. 197 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,319 - Wouldn't hurt for you to make 198 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,721 yourself something for yourself 199 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,623 every once in a while. 200 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,726 - Ma, you're one to talk. 201 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,598 - Well, I got a condition. 202 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,068 Hinders my ability to cook. 203 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:12,644 - I could really go for a Salisbury steak right now. 204 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:16,081 All that gravy dripping all over that meat. 205 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,618 (groans) 206 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,955 - [Mr. Handsome] Hey. - Hey. 207 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,292 He's all ready for you. 208 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,260 You know, he's all new. 209 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,998 Not actually a new dog, 210 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,667 not a new dog, no, the old dog. 211 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,803 - Okay, is it 45 today? 212 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,305 - 45 as usual. 213 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,206 - Okay. 214 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,709 - [Franny] He smells good. 215 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:45,944 - That's good. 216 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:47,379 Here you go. 217 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,814 Come here, buddy. 218 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,451 All right. 219 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:54,985 Thanks, Franny, you take care. 220 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,822 (bell ringing) 221 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:01,192 - Did you hear that? 222 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,395 He said my name after three years, 223 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,397 he finally said my name. 224 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,198 - That's great news, Franny, 225 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,333 but I don't' think that means he's ready 226 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,035 to marry you quite yet. 227 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:10,969 - You never know. 228 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,370 Miracles happen. 229 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,074 - Well, not trying to be a downer here, 230 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,909 just being realistic. 231 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,378 - Well, no harm in dreaming, right? 232 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,447 Nothin' wrong with a fabulous dream? 233 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,882 - Well, if you plan on capturing him, 234 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,384 you better get a move on. 235 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,885 Guys like him don't stay single forever, you know? 236 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,086 - It's gotta be organic, 237 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,055 it's all about chemistry, energy. 238 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,724 Two people becoming one. 239 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,159 - Was this your dream? 240 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,428 I mean, what, do you think you guys 241 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:40,065 are gonna be here in 20 years, 30 years? 242 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,833 - 'Course we are. 243 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,868 The way I smoke, I gotta work for myself. 244 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,837 - We're saving up to buy that lot in the back. 245 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,440 It's gonna be a playground for the dogs. 246 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,008 - Okay. 247 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,143 - Sweetie, are you unhappy here? 248 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,312 - Oh, no, no, I mean, 249 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,081 you guys are 250 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,248 so much fun 251 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,752 and I just love the animals. 252 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,154 - Oh, good because we need you, Franny. 253 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,857 With my arthritis and Barb's asthma, 254 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,093 you're the only one that can do the perms. 255 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,730 And you've got such a way with those bulldogs. 256 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,098 It is really special. 257 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,433 - Yes, it is indeed. - [Nadine] Mmm-hmm. 258 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,802 - [Barb] My, my, my. 259 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,038 Good boy, good boy. 260 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,507 (quirky music) 261 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,120 - Excuse me, move it on up. 262 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,358 (change clanging on floor) 263 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,535 (gentle music) 264 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,974 (gunshot) 265 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,013 - Get down. 266 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,450 Hey, fat ass, fat ass, get down! 267 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,252 All right, listen up, nobody move. 268 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,987 Nobody hit any of the alarms, 269 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,889 do not call anybody with any of your cell phones. 270 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,592 We will all get outta here alive. 271 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,993 Please? 272 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,096 (whispering) 273 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,465 If you promise not to move, 274 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,367 we promise not to hurt you 275 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,203 so please don't move. 276 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:02,841 And may God bless you all, can we please do this? 277 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,108 - [Karl] Here we go, okay. 278 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,010 - [Rick] You guys know how this works, right? 279 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,078 - [Karl] You'll be fine, okay. 280 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,079 - Get down. 281 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:12,917 Hey, pretty boy, start putting the cash in the bag, please? 282 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,219 Hurry up, please! 283 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,023 Fill her up, fill her up! 284 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,195 - No! 285 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,246 - I'm gonna have to do her, man. 286 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:26,296 - Please, you are not gonna do anyone. 287 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,817 - She memorized my face! 288 00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:31,336 - Because you thought the masks looked dorky, idiot! 289 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,138 - Get up, get up! 290 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,039 Get up! 291 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,278 (gunshots) 292 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,179 Get up! 293 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,114 Come on! 294 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,951 (Franny crying) 295 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,228 - Rick, are you okay? 296 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,233 ¶ Fatty Franny, two by four ¶ 297 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,903 ¶ Can't get through the bathroom door ¶ 298 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,371 - If you want a body like this, 299 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,006 you need to stop eating all those Twinkies, 300 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,173 you fat ass. 301 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,608 ¶ Fatty Franny, two by four ¶ 302 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,077 ¶ Can't fit through the bathroom door ¶ 303 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,346 - No more pie for you, Franny Peterson. 304 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,348 ¶ Fatty Franny, two by four ¶ 305 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,351 ¶ Can't get through the bathroom door ¶ 306 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,387 ¶ Fatty Franny, two by four ¶ 307 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,088 - Franny-wanny, wake up! 308 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,924 ¶ Fatty Franny, two by four 309 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,126 ¶ Can't fit through the bathroom door ¶ 310 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,029 (breathing heavy) 311 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,400 - Just do it, or don't, 312 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,302 but make up your mind. 313 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,411 - Oh, Jesus, God, Lord, Christ, help us, 314 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,146 you're shot, you're shot! 315 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,647 - Where's your car? 316 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,616 Where's your fucking car? 317 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,252 (Rick moaning) 318 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,354 - Excuse me, miss? - [Franny] Yes? 319 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,289 - I'm sorry, I never got your name. 320 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,757 - My name's Franny. 321 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,224 - Yes, well, Franny, my friend here 322 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,361 is very hurt and I'm worried that he's 323 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,430 not gonna make it if you don't get him 324 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,397 to a doctor. - [Rick] No! 325 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,099 No fucking doctors. 326 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,701 No doctors, no fucking hospitals, 327 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,102 no jail, you promised me. 328 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,437 - I promised, I promised you, Rick, 329 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,605 no hospitals, no jail. 330 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,574 Excuse me, Franny, I'm gonna have to ask you 331 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,276 a very important favor. 332 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,844 - What do you want? 333 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,411 - I need you to make sure that this man 334 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,380 does not die. 335 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,432 He is a good man, Franny-- 336 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,483 - I'll do whatever you want, just please don't hurt me. 337 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,286 - All right, can you swear to God and Jesus, 338 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,288 the Father, Son, the Holy Ghost, all that stuff? 339 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,757 - I swear on everything, I'll pinky promise too. 340 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,992 I'll do whatever you need me to do. 341 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,460 - Let God be our witness, 342 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,328 let God be our witness, you have taken a solemn oath 343 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,199 to save this man, Rick, from death and prison. 344 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,468 Thank you, Franny, thank you. 345 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,637 - [Rick] Oh, you're flirting now, Karl? 346 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,206 Are you flirting and I'm dying 347 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,240 and you're flirting? 348 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,375 - [Karl] Whatever it takes. 349 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,044 - [Franny] I thought he was nice. 350 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,155 - Oh, and Franny, one more thing, 351 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,357 they're gonna be looking for this car 352 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,260 so if you wouldn't mind just find a different car? 353 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,029 You can use some of the money in that bag there. 354 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,097 - Oh, okay, bye-bye. 355 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,699 - All right, bye-bye. 356 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,636 (gentle music) 357 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,411 (car engine roaring) 358 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,394 - I have keys to somewhere that we can go. 359 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,797 A place that my client owns. 360 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,533 - What do you do? 361 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,234 - I'm a dog girl. 362 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,537 - Dogs, what do you mean? 363 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,272 - I watch dogs. 364 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,606 I feed them, I wash them. 365 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,607 - Oh, fuck! 366 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,410 - What? 367 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,711 - No dogs! 368 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,347 - Are you-- - [Rick] I hate dogs! 369 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,449 - [Franny] I don't know where else we could go. 370 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,451 - [Rick] That's what you smell like. 371 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,219 I knew you smelled like something. 372 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,388 You smell like dogs. 373 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,660 - Sorry. 374 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,161 Just one second, oh, hi, babies. 375 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,498 Hi, babies, oh, I'll be right there. 376 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,333 Yes, I will. 377 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,835 Inside, inside-- - [Rick] You said no dogs, 378 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:24,769 you promised. - [Franny] It's okay, 379 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,736 I'll protect you, come on. 380 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,205 Go, go, go, go, go. 381 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,141 Okay, all right, come on, come on. 382 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,143 I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. 383 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,480 It's fine, it's fine, they're all gone. 384 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,484 I need you on the kitchen table, okay? 385 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,622 Right there, yeah. - [Rick] Don't touch it. 386 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,857 - [Franny] In biology class once, 387 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,825 we had to dissect a frog. 388 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,627 People assume two things about me 389 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,396 and strangely, they're totally opposites. 390 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,398 They either think I'm big and indestructible 391 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,135 or fragile and sad about my weight. 392 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,436 (Rick groaning) I'm kind of a mix. 393 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,639 The idea of speaking in public terrifies me. 394 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,708 I don't want that kind of attention 395 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,210 or being check out girl, dealing with all numbers 396 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,912 and buttons or customers. 397 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,480 Now that is scary. 398 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,916 But snakes or spiders or blood? 399 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,284 Bring 'em on. 400 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,919 Even though I'm an animal lover, 401 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,221 I found it in myself to dissect that frog 402 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,691 while my partner, a boy, nearly passed out. 403 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,527 That sort of stuff doesn't bug me, 404 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,695 in fact, if I can help someone bandage 405 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,165 a sprained knee or help with the blood drive, 406 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,799 I can be that person. 407 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:33,237 It makes me useful and beautiful. 408 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,412 (ominous music) 409 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,616 - How do you guys know that she was taken hostage? 410 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,586 I mean, it costs a lot of money to feed her. 411 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,223 - Does your sister have a history of narcotics abuse: 412 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,425 pot, meth, opiates, anything like that? 413 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,660 - No, she does not. 414 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,561 But I do 415 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,264 not have them anymore. 416 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,567 No, you know, I was gonna ask you, 417 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,402 are those uniforms new? 418 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,572 - Oh, well, we've actually had the same ones since 1952. 419 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,608 - Shut up (laughs). 420 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,477 God, I love a man wearing vintage. 421 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,446 You're hot. 422 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,414 - Well, we'll keep you posted on any developments 423 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,416 with Franny. 424 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,250 - You have a nice night. 425 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,885 - You have a nice night. 426 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,787 Keep the streets safe. 427 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,423 - Liza? 428 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,891 - Ma? - [Delores] Liza? 429 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,792 - Ma? 430 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,628 Ma? 431 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,465 Ma? 432 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,835 Franny's not coming home tonight. 433 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,705 (bell ringing) 434 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,276 - Hey, is Franny here? 435 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,877 - Did you just ask for Franny? 436 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,646 - I heard it. 437 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:52,283 - Well, yeah, Bunyan seems to be a big fan of Franny. 438 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,785 - Oh, he loves her, loves! 439 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,689 - Nadine is right, Bunyan loves Franny. 440 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,341 Loves her. 441 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,992 - Okay, well, tell Franny that Bunyan stopped by 442 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,594 and I'll bring him back in tomorrow. 443 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,429 - Okay, we'll make sure she gets the message. 444 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,031 Okay, will do. 445 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,766 Sure shootin', yes, sir. 446 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,401 - Loves her. 447 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,903 - Nadine, Nadine, get that girl on the phone 448 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:16,040 and tell her to get her butt over here pronto. 449 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,775 - Chief of Police, Roger Thames, says 450 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,444 the thieves were, "Two of the luckiest bank robbers 451 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,281 "in history," as seconds before they walked into the bank 452 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,650 an electrical surge caused by construction 453 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,585 of the new Home Depot next door 454 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,421 scrambled the video images on the bank's security 455 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,757 cameras for 20 minutes giving these two dangerous 456 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,626 criminals a break they couldn't even have dreamed up 457 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,029 So please, look carefully at the sketches and photo 458 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,631 on your screen and call your local police department 459 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,701 if you see any of these individuals. 460 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,704 - What a lucky break, huh? 461 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,674 An electrical surge? 462 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,842 That's lucky. 463 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,910 - Fuck luck. 464 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,613 If they know who you are, why aren't they 465 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:56,881 bursting through the door right now? 466 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,015 - I don't live here. 467 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,784 This isn't my house. 468 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,585 I just dog sit here. 469 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,788 I mean, nobody even knows that I know her. 470 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,691 - They'll find us eventually. 471 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,660 You gotta get me the fuck outta here. 472 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,062 - I will. 473 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,596 I promised. 474 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,066 - I am lucky. 475 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,802 Here are you. 476 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,771 You're like my guardian fucking angel. 477 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,008 - You sick? - [Liz] (groans) Mom, 478 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,543 what the hell? 479 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,011 - I need my pills. 480 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,480 - Ma, you just walked through the kitchen, 481 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,649 you can't just get that shit yourself? 482 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,550 - Oh. 483 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,490 - Turn over, boy. 484 00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:43,894 I'm gonna get you now, you ready, you ready? 485 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,100 (gentle music) 486 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,882 - Hey, wake up. 487 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,018 It's almost time to go. 488 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,957 (groaning) 489 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,133 - Hey, listen, I need you to do me a favor. 490 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,834 - What? 491 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,770 - I need you to drop me off at the Mexican border. 492 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,171 - Oh, we're not gonna go to Mexico. 493 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,640 I have a friend from Saskatchewan, from girl scouts. 494 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,941 - No, no, listen. 495 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,644 Mexico's only a few hours away. 496 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,780 - I know, but don't you think the police 497 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:36,981 have thought of that? 498 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,616 Don't you think they're lined up at the border 499 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,850 waiting for us? 500 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,135 If we drive all the way up to Canada, 501 00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,419 they'll never think that we did something like that, 502 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,922 that's crazy. 503 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,423 My mom always said, you have to think like they think, 504 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,958 so I'm thinking like they're thinking. 505 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,628 We're just gonna do something else. 506 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,696 - All right, fine, fine. 507 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,900 There's too many fuckin' dogs in Mexico anyway. 508 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,502 - I bought us a new car for the road trip. 509 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,571 I named her Sweet Yellow. 510 00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:03,607 - What do you mean you got a new car? 511 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,809 With my money? 512 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,444 - Yeah, you're friend told me to. 513 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,479 She was only $3,000. 514 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,580 - Where's my money? 515 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:10,848 Where's my gun? 516 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,016 - Money's in the trunk, gun's in the glove box. 517 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:13,818 - You didn't call anyone or talk to anyone? 518 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:14,718 - No. 519 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:19,857 - All right, let's take a look at this car. 520 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,061 - Here you go. 521 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,865 That's her right over there. 522 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,201 - [Rick] You spent $3,000 on that piece of shit? 523 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:31,101 - Yup. 524 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:32,903 - Fuck. 525 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,608 - I find her charming. 526 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,846 Mama and I used to watch Hart to Hart reruns 527 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,113 when I was a kid. 528 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,551 I loved Mrs. Hart, she was played by 529 00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:49,720 Stefanie Powers, who in my mind 530 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,822 is the ideal woman, always smiling 531 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,824 and maintaining that gorgeous hair 532 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:58,629 even in the face of life-threatening situations. 533 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,698 Mr. And Mrs. Hart had what I can only imagine 534 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,867 was the perfect marriage. 535 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,738 I like that their detective firm kept 536 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,173 them on adventures all the time 537 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,175 and I'd imagine them vacationing in places 538 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,511 like Switzerland or Egypt, 539 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,279 where even there they'd solve some sort of 540 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:16,981 crime of passion. 541 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,783 And that's what it was. 542 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:24,755 Their adventures kept their passion alive. 543 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,224 (gentle music) 544 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,046 (birds chirping) 545 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,981 (paper rustling) 546 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:31,288 My bosom is blossoming 547 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,724 like the soft summer wind. 548 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,795 You are the one I have dreamed of, 549 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,029 now let me in. 550 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,032 I stand at the doorway, 551 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,335 the threshold is near. 552 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:46,303 Hoping you'll say yes, 553 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:48,205 holding my heart near. 554 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,775 There's a giant world out there, 555 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,844 waiting for love. 556 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,146 Open me up, allow me to soar. 557 00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:00,618 (inaudible speech) 558 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:09,193 (knocking) 559 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,002 - Ooh, sorry, man. 560 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,304 We knocked. 561 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,107 Well, we got your television set. 562 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,909 It's brand new. 563 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,812 And, well, this is my son, Rex, 564 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:29,780 he's a cop. 565 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,384 Took a bullet in the ear last year. 566 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,152 Talk about a hero. 567 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,055 Show him your scar, Rex. 568 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,793 All right, quit pickin' your wax 569 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:45,863 and plug in the TV, turn it on, Rex, 570 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,033 let the man have a good time 571 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,768 with his television. 572 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,147 - Fuck. 573 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,957 - (knocking) Hey? 574 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:17,728 Franny didn't come in? 575 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,030 - She was kidnapped. 576 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,099 - [Barb] Nadine! 577 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,234 - No, I didn't mean that. 578 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,135 Dognapped? 579 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,104 - Oh, my God. 580 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,448 - Hello. - [Cashier] Hello. 581 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,153 - These are for my boyfriend. 582 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:45,155 - That's wonderful. 583 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,191 - Well, everything except the dress 584 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:50,394 and the jammies and the coat, of course. 585 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,431 Oh, that is so funny, 586 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:59,002 this looks just like Bunyan. 587 00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:01,772 (chuckles) That's a dog that I wash. 588 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:02,506 - Cute (chuckles). 589 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,141 Yeah, he's so sweet, he hugs me. 590 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,309 Would you-- - [Cashier] Mmm-hmm. 591 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:06,744 - Thanks. 592 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:09,446 - All right, that will be $397.25. 593 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,517 - Oh, I've got that. 594 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,991 My boyfriend gave me the money. 595 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,160 He'd never let me spend my own. 596 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,062 (nervously chuckling) 597 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,164 He even wrote me a poem, you know? 598 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,198 He's that kind of guy. 599 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,067 - Can I help the next person? 600 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:30,968 Please? 601 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,272 (quirky music) 602 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:08,138 - You are beautiful, you are sexy, 603 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,307 you are worthy. 604 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:14,044 (upbeat music) 605 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:56,887 - Ma? 606 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,058 What are we gonna do? 607 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,392 Who's gonna do our laundry and give me 608 00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:05,529 my Pop-Tarts and wash your hair once a week 609 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,197 and pay for our home? 610 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,066 - All's I know is that Franny never would have 611 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,902 made me make my own TV dinner. 612 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:15,205 I can't believe Franny abandoned us. 613 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,175 - Well, should we put up fliers or something? 614 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:22,212 - She's a big girl, she'll find her way home. 615 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,483 - I don't know how much longer 616 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:29,887 I can keep wearing the same clothes. 617 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:33,140 Ma? 618 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,390 I'm really starting to smell. 619 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,299 - Me too, Liza. 620 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:45,636 Me too. 621 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:55,345 - Ow! 622 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,483 What the fuck are you doing? 623 00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:00,951 - [Franny] You scared the crap out of me! 624 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,686 - What are you doing sleeping on me for? 625 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:03,620 - Put it down! 626 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,123 - Oh, we gotta get outta here. 627 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,324 - Why? 628 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:08,625 - The fuckin' manager's son's a fuckin' cop, 629 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,027 that's why. 630 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:10,961 - He's not a cop, he's got brain damage. 631 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,262 He had a bullet in his head. 632 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,664 - He's a cop, I saw him, they came in, 633 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,598 he's got a badge. 634 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,366 - No, he wears the uniform, 635 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,035 his mother can only get it off him once a month 636 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,303 to wash it. 637 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,188 - Listen, he's gonna tell his cop buddies 638 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,072 that he saw you and this fuckin' freak wearing 639 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,374 a fuckin' seafoam skirt. 640 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,310 We gotta get the fuck outta here. 641 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:28,011 - All right, if you wanna leave, we'll go. 642 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,579 I'll get you changed and we'll leave. 643 00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,081 - Jesus Christ! 644 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,585 (sighs) 645 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:43,160 - I bought myself this dress, by the way. 646 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:44,394 Do you like it? 647 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:48,098 - Oh, yeah, you look like a supermodel. 648 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,000 - Here are your jeans. 649 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,270 - Thank you. 650 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:56,039 Hey, I'm sorry I yelled, okay? 651 00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,711 We've both been under a lot of stress. 652 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:03,981 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 653 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,451 It's okay, I'm sorry. 654 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,663 - So I, when I was 655 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:24,201 packing up our stuff today, your wallet fell down 656 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,169 and your poem fell out. 657 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,477 I just, I wanted to tell you 658 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:36,113 it was a really beautiful poem. 659 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,384 - What the fuck are you talking about? 660 00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:42,319 - The poem you wrote. 661 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,254 It was beautiful. 662 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,089 You're a really good poet. 663 00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:50,027 - I've never written a poem in my life. 664 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,095 - Did somebody write a poem for you? 665 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:54,464 - No one's ever written me a poem. 666 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:58,135 - So where did you get that poem? 667 00:33:58,137 --> 00:34:00,337 - Was it a folded up piece of paper? 668 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,692 - Mmm-hmm. 669 00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:06,243 - (laughing) I found it outside 670 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,278 of RadioShack the other day. 671 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,414 I have no idea what it was. 672 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,416 - You picked it up off the ground? 673 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:14,084 - Yeah, I as gonna read it later. 674 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,386 What, you don't pick up pieces of papers off the ground? 675 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,288 - Not if it's not mine. 676 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,523 - I always do. 677 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,292 If I see an envelope or a piece of paper, 678 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,360 I pick it up and check it out. 679 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,462 You never know what it might be. 680 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:26,663 Could be a bank account number 681 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,533 to an account in Switzerland or something, 682 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,834 you never know. 683 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:38,642 - Well, anyway, it was a really beautiful poem. 684 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:41,278 - Well good, keep it. 685 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,613 Pretend I wrote it for you. 686 00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:46,450 - I will. 687 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,228 - Liza, Liza? 688 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,632 - Oh, what the fuck? 689 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,234 - I can't sleep. 690 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:07,204 - Then take a sleeping pill. 691 00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,239 - Honey, my warm milk and cookies? 692 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:12,175 - You woke me up for some warm milk and cookies? 693 00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:13,543 - Franny always used to bring me warm milk 694 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,479 and cookies when I couldn't sleep. 695 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,314 - You know what, Franny is not here 696 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,549 and the police said that if they don't find her 697 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,251 in 24 hours, then she's probably dead. 698 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,385 So you need to figure out how to make 699 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,887 your own warm milk and cookies. 700 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,556 - Oh, no, she's my little baby. 701 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:29,793 My little flesh ball. 702 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,729 (cries) She never complains, 703 00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:34,331 she never cried. 704 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,501 I'm supposed to go before her. 705 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:40,537 - Okay, I'll get your freaking cookies. 706 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,405 But I am not getting you warm milk 707 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:43,540 because you are lactose intolerant 708 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:45,142 and you know it. 709 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,187 - Why the fuck are you helping me? 710 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,622 You after my money? 711 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:03,226 - No, I'm not interested in your money. 712 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:10,667 - [Rick] So why are you doing this? 713 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,671 - Because I promised your friend that I would take 714 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,739 care of you. 715 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:20,644 And I always keep my promises. 716 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:21,511 - You should be careful who you make your 717 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:22,579 promises to. 718 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:35,325 - And because I've always wanted to leave town. 719 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,661 And the farthest I've ever been from home is 720 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:41,598 Little Rock and I went for yearbook staff conference 721 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,733 when I was in 11th grade. 722 00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,572 - That does suck. 723 00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:51,741 I can see why you wanted to get away. 724 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:57,347 I always like to be the stranger in town. 725 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:02,852 - (chuckles) I totally get that. 726 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:06,489 Yesterday, I was at McDonald's and I was talking 727 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:08,558 to the teller and I was, 728 00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:13,563 I was just thinking the whole time, 729 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,532 "For all she knows, I could be a popstar 730 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,567 "from Sweden," right? 731 00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:22,939 (chuckles) She doesn't know. 732 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:34,751 - Jackpot! 733 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,555 - Oh, that's mine. 734 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,460 - Jeez-louise, she's only got $2.22? 735 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,662 - (groans) I told you, she keeps her money 736 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:49,032 in her bank, that's where they kidnapped her from. 737 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:50,500 Oh, my God. 738 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:52,052 - Peterson women don't keep money in a bank, 739 00:37:52,053 --> 00:37:53,603 we just use he bank to cash our checks. 740 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,439 - Duh, I keep my money in my muffin. 741 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:59,476 - Is that why you have all those infections? 742 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,544 The one thing I told Franny, 743 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:02,812 you never give somebody money, 744 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:06,583 you can keep it yourself for free. 745 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,484 - Jackpot. 746 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:13,690 - Well, I'll be damned, that's where that went. 747 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:21,898 (siren) 748 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:22,966 - Oh, shoot. 749 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,706 - Oh, shit! 750 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,708 - No, put that down-- - [Rick] Oh, fuckin' shit. 751 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:32,876 - We are not Bonnie and Clyde. 752 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,711 Remember, we are not Bonnie and Clyde, 753 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,746 put it down, relax. 754 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,615 It's gonna be fine. 755 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:41,051 It's fine. 756 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:48,692 Stay on that side, look out the window, 757 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,860 I will take care of this. 758 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:58,535 (knocking on window) (nervously chuckling) 759 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,637 Good evening. 760 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,739 Oh, thank you so much, officer. 761 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,407 - You were swerving on the road, little dumpling. 762 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,842 - Oh, I know, I'm so sorry. 763 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,713 I'm exhausted, I've been driving all night. 764 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:11,815 - Sir? 765 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,850 - Oh, he's deaf and blind. 766 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,758 (claps loudly) 767 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,805 - Huh, well, he's a real Helen Keller, isn't he? 768 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:40,043 - (laughs) He sure is, that's his nickname. 769 00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:44,414 - Listen, I'm gonna get me a couple churros 770 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,015 up there at Exit 117, 771 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,018 why don't we leave Herman Keller here in he car 772 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,822 and go share a nice long chocolate dipped one? 773 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:56,092 - (laughs) Oh, my gosh, that sounds wonderful, 774 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:59,996 but actually, he can sense when I'm gone 775 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,698 and he throws a fit something awful, 776 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,600 so maybe a rain check? 777 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,041 - Maybe next time. 778 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,144 - Definitely. 779 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,814 Good night, officer. 780 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:21,818 Holy crap! 781 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,054 - Holy fuckin' shit! 782 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:26,189 - Can you believe that? 783 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:27,624 - No, I can't believe that! 784 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,025 - That was amazing, I did such a good job! 785 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,860 - You did an amazing job. 786 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:32,796 That was so amazing. 787 00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:34,497 You totally got that cop-- 788 00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:35,765 - I got his number. 789 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,001 - God, he gave you a number. 790 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,870 The whole blind and deaf thing. 791 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:45,175 Duh! (laughing) 792 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,216 - (gasps) It's a letter for Jackson. 793 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:54,684 - Well, let's open it. 794 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:57,787 We can always reseal it with some glue. 795 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:58,888 - Isn't that a felony, to open a letter 796 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,024 that's not addressed to you? 797 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:04,761 - We've never been kidnapped by bank robbers, 798 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,497 we've never been missing. 799 00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:10,166 Maybe the bank robber told Franny 800 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,936 she could write to Jackson, but she couldn't 801 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:14,003 write to us. 802 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:19,008 Maybe, the letter's supposed to be for us. 803 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,211 - (gasps) I like that. 804 00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:22,745 You are so smart. 805 00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:23,646 Okay. 806 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,049 - Careful, careful. 807 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,152 - (gasps) Looks like Bunyan. 808 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,588 - Come on, read it. 809 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,922 - Okay. 810 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,492 Dear Jackson, you may have seen some stuff 811 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:38,061 on the news 'bout me being kidnapped. 812 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:41,631 Well, I'm fine, in fact, I'm better than ever. 813 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,534 - Oh, I knew she was a survivor. 814 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:47,837 - I'm in Oregon now in a little town called Medford. 815 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,907 I'm driving up Highway 5 and in a few days 816 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:52,275 I'll be in Canada. 817 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,745 Please don't tell anyone. 818 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,047 I know it's funny that I'd tell you all of this 819 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,950 but in knowing Bunyan, I feel like I really 820 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:05,121 know you and trust you more than anyone in the world. 821 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,856 - Oh, so sweet. 822 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,192 - Anyway, the real reason I'm writing is to tell you 823 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:13,096 that I had a crazy crush on you for three years 824 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:16,199 and I think you are the most handsome man 825 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,569 I've ever seen anywhere, including television 826 00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:20,803 and print ads. 827 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,909 I'm in love with someone else now, 828 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:28,878 but I regret that I never told you how I felt. 829 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,948 I'm making up for past mistakes now, 830 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,850 making up for lost time. 831 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:36,953 So please know that when you walked into the groomer's 832 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:40,757 every month, it was like someone turned up 833 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:43,760 the sun (moaning). 834 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,664 Thank you for all the joy you brought me, 835 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,999 love and smoochies, 836 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,568 X-O-X-O-X-O-X-X-O, 837 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,606 Franny. 838 00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:57,840 She's in love. 839 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,978 (laughing) 840 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,282 - Thank you, very much. 841 00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:07,684 Right upstairs? 842 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:08,585 Thanks. 843 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:16,859 - Pick it up. 844 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,765 - It's a passport. 845 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,067 - See what I'm saying? 846 00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:26,936 - [Both] You never know what you're gonna find. 847 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,271 - Yeah. 848 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,872 - Loretta Riley. 849 00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:33,710 She looks just like you. 850 00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:36,713 - No she doesn't. 851 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:38,047 - She's like 10 years older than me, 852 00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:40,683 she's got red hair and hazel eyes. 853 00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:41,901 - What are you talking about? 854 00:43:41,902 --> 00:43:43,118 Look at her face, her cheeks, her chin, this chubster 855 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,054 looks just like you. 856 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,991 (laughs) 857 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,025 - We'll have to find the manager later, 858 00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:51,027 make sure it gets home safely. 859 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:53,796 Come on. - [Rick] Oh, God. 860 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,331 I gotta take a shit. 861 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:59,135 (quirky music) 862 00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:18,087 - Good 'morrow. 863 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:22,225 I am here (clears throat) because I would like you 864 00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:23,960 to give me all of my money from 865 00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:27,730 the place where they keep all of my money. 866 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:32,068 - Do you know your account number? 867 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:33,803 - I have my official 868 00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:37,407 photo identification. 869 00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:48,317 So what you're saying is is that my sister 870 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:49,986 is a suspect? 871 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,888 - What we're saying is the police are considering 872 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:55,158 the possibility that she wasn't a hostage 873 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,759 and in the meantime we are monitoring 874 00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:59,095 her accounts very closely. 875 00:44:59,097 --> 00:45:00,897 - Well, if she were to be killed, 876 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,098 then I would get her money? 877 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,100 - It's not that simple. 878 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,970 Essentially, if she doesn't have a will, 879 00:45:07,972 --> 00:45:09,706 the money would go to your mother. 880 00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,074 - That's what I'm here for, 881 00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:13,176 I'm here to get money to pay for my mom's 882 00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:16,412 vitamins and medicines and foods. 883 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,114 - It doesn't make any difference if you're 884 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,183 gonna use the money for medicine for your mother, 885 00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:22,118 it's still a federal offense, 886 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,822 tampering with an ID, impersonating someone 887 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:28,024 and trying to extract money from their accounts. 888 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,459 - I'm not a criminal, okay? 889 00:45:29,461 --> 00:45:31,961 I am here to do family business-- 890 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:35,131 - Look, look, I know this is a special case 891 00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:37,333 and I know your mother 892 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:38,768 and I know she would be crushed 893 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,169 if she found out about this, so we're not gonna 894 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:41,838 press charges. 895 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,841 But you're gonna have to leave that license here with us. 896 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,309 - What if I don't? 897 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:50,079 - Then, Mr. Buford will detain you 898 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,148 until the police arrive. 899 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:57,086 - And by detain, what is your wording mean? 900 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,989 - He will prevent you from liberating yourself 901 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:02,291 until you are incarcerated. 902 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,261 - Fine, Mr. Bank Man! 903 00:46:13,505 --> 00:46:15,204 - [Liza] Well, how do you know she's not dead? 904 00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:17,173 - [Barb] Can't tell you that. 905 00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:20,176 - If she were dead, would you give me her paycheck? 906 00:46:20,178 --> 00:46:24,080 - Listen, the only way we're gonna give you money 907 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:27,116 is if you get on this side of the counter and work. 908 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:30,219 - Work, I don't have time to work, 909 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:31,788 I've got a life. 910 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:36,025 - Well, I've got a life too (chuckles). 911 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:38,161 - Listen, Barb. 912 00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,263 - Barbara. 913 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,864 - Whatever. 914 00:46:41,866 --> 00:46:45,234 But listen, why don't you give me Franny's paycheck, 915 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,937 I'll go up to Mr. Payout and I'll come back here 916 00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:50,373 and spend all the money 917 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,041 with you. 918 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,876 We'll split it. 919 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:56,512 That's after, we pay out the commission, of course. 920 00:46:56,514 --> 00:47:00,183 - (laughs) We're not giving you Franny's money, it's hers. 921 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:03,986 You can wash these pups if you need money. 922 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:07,356 - I'll wash them but I am not going anywhere near 923 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,258 any dog anal, nothing. 924 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,895 Oh, my God. 925 00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:14,297 - [Barb] My God, what do you have baloney in your pocket? 926 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:15,431 - No, I just, 927 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:20,937 haven't had anybody to wash my clothes lately. 928 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:23,206 - Britie, girl, leave all that alone, 929 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,141 leave all that alone. 930 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:28,578 You're a hell of a lot cleaner than she is. 931 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,409 - Hello, Miss Loretta Riley. 932 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,484 (knocking) 933 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:10,186 - Hey, there. 934 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:13,356 - Hey, Barbara said that a letter was sent here for me? 935 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:14,323 - A letter? 936 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:16,259 People write letters still? 937 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,361 (laughs) That's so old school. 938 00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:19,595 - Is Barbara here? 939 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:23,366 - She and Alf went in the back to let the dogs 940 00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:24,600 take a dookie. 941 00:48:26,638 --> 00:48:28,237 I'll look in the office for your letter, 942 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,372 what's your name? 943 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,474 - Jackson. - [Liza] I'm Liza. 944 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:40,016 (sighs) 945 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:51,460 - (clears throat) I remember the letter now, 946 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,162 it was nothing. 947 00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:56,332 But, Alf got really mad at Barbara for phoning you 948 00:48:56,334 --> 00:49:01,304 'cause it was junk mail for your dog or something. 949 00:49:01,306 --> 00:49:02,405 - Okay, well can you tell me, 950 00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:03,572 is there any news on Franny? 951 00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,241 - Franny? Oh, no. 952 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,077 The police have nothing 953 00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:10,579 and they don't even have the fingerprints 954 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,649 of the two guys who took her. 955 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:18,621 - Well, please, tell the ladies that I stopped by. 956 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,690 And I don't have time right now but I'll call soon 957 00:49:20,692 --> 00:49:23,693 and get Franny's family address, 'cause 958 00:49:23,695 --> 00:49:26,062 she was a really sweet girl. 959 00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:27,430 - Yeah. 960 00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:30,032 I'm a really sweet girl too. 961 00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:34,337 You wanna come find out how sweet? 962 00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:37,606 - Are you on drugs? 963 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:40,042 - No, but do you have any? 964 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:44,347 (upbeat music) 965 00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:57,326 - Yeah! 966 00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,363 Ma, we got Franny's credit card! 967 00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:02,098 Oh, my God, we're rich! 968 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,399 ¶ We are rich 969 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,301 ¶ We are rich ¶ 970 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,135 - Who are you talking to? 971 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:06,769 What are you doing? 972 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,304 - 1-800, oh ma, 973 00:50:08,306 --> 00:50:09,638 I don't have time for your illness, sit down. 974 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,073 Just sit down. 975 00:50:13,144 --> 00:50:14,043 Ma, shh. 976 00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:19,648 I don't know quite how to tell you this, but 977 00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:21,717 Franny's alive and well. 978 00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:31,227 - So aren't you even a little curious about me? 979 00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:34,363 - Yeah, tell me about your love life. 980 00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:36,732 - You don't wanna know about that. 981 00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:38,501 - Oh, yeah, I do. 982 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,236 Tell me about all your lovers. 983 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:42,438 Come on, make me jealous. 984 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,207 - There's nothing to tell you. 985 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:49,078 - All right, fine, don't tell me. 986 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,713 - Oh, my baby's coming home. 987 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,448 - No, no, she's actually, 988 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,417 ma, she's not coming home. 989 00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:55,684 Ma? 990 00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:58,287 No, listen, she's not coming home, 991 00:50:58,289 --> 00:51:00,256 she's going to Canada with her share 992 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,358 of the bank money and she has left us 993 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,261 up shit creek with a pot to paddle in. 994 00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:08,431 - You mean a pot to piss in. - [Liza] Whatever. 995 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,366 - It's a day of joy. 996 00:51:11,335 --> 00:51:13,135 - It is a day of joy. 997 00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:15,538 'Cause we are rich. 998 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:18,707 - All right. 999 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:24,613 I was in love once in high school 1000 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,616 and he was really mean to me 1001 00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:34,557 and I just wish I knew then what I know now. 1002 00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:41,730 - What do you know now that you didn't know then? 1003 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:42,631 - Um... 1004 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,368 I guess that cruel people 1005 00:51:46,370 --> 00:51:49,839 in a cruel world don't have to destroy you. 1006 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,444 - Cruel people in a cruel world 1007 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,547 will destroy you the first fuckin' chance they get. 1008 00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:00,683 I knew that then. 1009 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:02,284 I know that now. 1010 00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:17,333 - Why didn't she call us? 1011 00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:23,439 Why do we have to go chasin' after her? 1012 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,674 - [Liza] She didn't call us because the police 1013 00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:27,476 probably have her phone tapped 1014 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,512 and we have to go after her 1015 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:31,780 because she has the money. 1016 00:52:32,884 --> 00:52:35,584 - [Delores] All right, all right. 1017 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:41,490 (groaning) 1018 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,692 - I'm right behind you. 1019 00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:46,495 I think I'm gonna go take a shower. 1020 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,297 If you want, I can give you a sponge bath 1021 00:52:48,299 --> 00:52:49,498 or something afterwards. 1022 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,500 - No, listen, I need you to do me a favor. 1023 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,735 - What do you need? 1024 00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:54,203 - I need you to go to the store 1025 00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:56,772 and buy hair dye and dye your hair red. 1026 00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:58,741 - Why, why do you need me to dye my hair? 1027 00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,176 - The cops are looking for me and Karl 1028 00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:01,610 and a big girl with blonde hair. 1029 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,612 - Yeah, but Karl's not even with us anymore, 1030 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:07,550 they're not gonna be searching for just two people. 1031 00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:10,886 - I kind of have a thing for red heads. 1032 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,457 - Red? 1033 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:17,593 (laughing) 1034 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:20,696 Really? 1035 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,666 It runs in my family, you know? 1036 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:24,967 Red hair. 1037 00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:27,503 Okay, I'll go to the store. 1038 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:32,374 - Also, pick me up a box of caramel popcorn with peanuts. 1039 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,509 - You want caramel popcorn? 1040 00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:35,678 - With peanuts, yeah. 1041 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,579 - Peanuts? 1042 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:38,614 Peanuts. 1043 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,951 Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. 1044 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:48,557 Wow, never saw myself with someone dangerous 1045 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:49,825 like Rick. 1046 00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:52,761 Never thought I was one to fall for the bad boy. 1047 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:54,663 Always thought it would be someone smart 1048 00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:57,700 and dreamy and a good dancer. 1049 00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:59,535 Someone like Jackson. 1050 00:54:02,974 --> 00:54:05,808 Well, I guess fate had other plans for me 1051 00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:07,943 and well, I certainly shouldn't judge Rick. 1052 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:09,878 He's probably sweet when you get down under 1053 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,313 all that hurt. 1054 00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:38,540 - Hey, Bill? 1055 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,709 What do you think about lettin' us take that 1056 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,544 sports car out there? 1057 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:43,646 Nobody's ridin' in it 1058 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:47,483 and I think I can make it real sexy 1059 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,852 driving it all across America. 1060 00:54:52,323 --> 00:54:55,057 - That's against our policy, ma'am. 1061 00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:57,660 - Your policy is lame, Bill. 1062 00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:59,178 - I'm sorry, ma'am. 1063 00:54:59,179 --> 00:55:00,695 - Don't call me ma'am, Bill, I am a Miss. 1064 00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:02,498 - Chill out. 1065 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,699 - I just don't wanna be driving around 1066 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,834 in some old person's rental car, ma. 1067 00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:10,406 Hey you, why don't we go in the back garage. 1068 00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:12,508 I'll drive you manually, 1069 00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:14,943 you give me a ride for free, 1070 00:55:14,945 --> 00:55:16,712 we negotiate. 1071 00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,147 - Well, that's against our policy, ma'am but-- 1072 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,581 - What's up with you and your policy? 1073 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:20,683 - All right, stop, stop, stop! 1074 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:21,784 This is a losing proposition. 1075 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,385 We got a purpose here, we gotta go. 1076 00:55:23,387 --> 00:55:25,854 - You're really lucky that we stole, 1077 00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:28,357 that I have a credit card 1078 00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:30,726 because this would not be good 1079 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:33,429 for anybody. 1080 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:34,697 You know, you missed out on something good. 1081 00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,765 I'm very clean. 1082 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,801 - [Bill] Thank you, ma'am. 1083 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,737 - Would it be okay if you gave me Franny's 1084 00:55:41,739 --> 00:55:42,871 family address? 1085 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,574 I'd like to send her flowers or 1086 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:49,562 candy, something. 1087 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:50,746 - Didn't you read the letter she mailed to you? 1088 00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:52,848 - Her sister, Liza, she told us she 1089 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,983 gave it to you yesterday. 1090 00:55:58,923 --> 00:56:00,923 (sighs) 1091 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:29,651 - Can you go check the place out, 1092 00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:31,120 see if there's any cops? 1093 00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:32,855 But leave your purse. 1094 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,824 Could be purse snatchers. 1095 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:36,959 Hey, I'm serious. 1096 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:38,460 Anything were to ever happen to you, 1097 00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:39,862 I'd kill myself. 1098 00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:17,900 - Hey, silly, there aren't any cops inside. 1099 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:19,134 Just a bunch of locals and some good music 1100 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,536 on the jukebox. 1101 00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:22,571 - Oh, okay. - [Franny] Come on. 1102 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:25,007 (bluesy music) 1103 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:38,787 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1104 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:39,855 - Want me to help you? 1105 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,590 - Mmm-mmm, I got it. 1106 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:17,526 - Hi. 1107 00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:18,227 - Hi. 1108 00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:22,064 What's your name? 1109 00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:23,265 - Jolene. 1110 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,166 - Jolene? 1111 00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:28,370 Jolene. 1112 00:58:28,371 --> 00:58:29,804 I bet you taste like ice cream. 1113 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:32,608 - Where are you from? 1114 00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:36,044 - From far away but I'm going even farther. 1115 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:38,981 Wanna come with me? 1116 00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:39,882 - Sure. 1117 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,221 How come you're so beat up? 1118 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:49,958 - Oh, car wreck, yeah, my BMW, it's totaled. 1119 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:55,564 So now I'm driving my piece of shit cousin's car. 1120 00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:57,933 But I'm picking a new one up tomorrow. 1121 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,835 - When's that? 1122 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:00,969 - Tomorrow. 1123 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:05,240 Hey, listen, it's a little complicated 1124 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:08,310 'cause I'm with my cousin and all. 1125 00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:10,746 You mind hiding in the back seat? 1126 00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,915 Drive down the road, I'll ditch her 1127 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:16,618 and then you and I can drive off into the sunset. 1128 00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:19,121 - The sun's already set. 1129 00:59:19,123 --> 00:59:21,089 - Yeah, but not for us. 1130 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:29,565 Meet me out front. 1131 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,287 Get on in there. 1132 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:54,022 Cover yourself with that blanket. 1133 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:55,257 Be right back. 1134 01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:09,905 Hey. 1135 01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:11,073 - Hey, where were you? 1136 01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,074 - Bathroom. 1137 01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:13,225 - What took you so long? 1138 01:00:13,226 --> 01:00:14,375 - I had diarrhea, what the fuck do you care? 1139 01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:16,144 Come on, let's go. 1140 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:19,982 - You want that pink stuff? 1141 01:00:21,885 --> 01:00:24,953 - [Rick] I'm glad you pulled over. 1142 01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:26,855 - [Franny] Why? 1143 01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:30,926 - I think it's time we rewrite your history. 1144 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,694 Pick up where that asshole left off 1145 01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:33,996 in high school. 1146 01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:41,103 - I guess you're feeling better? 1147 01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:43,038 - Yeah, I feel good. 1148 01:00:44,842 --> 01:00:47,876 - Are you really up for something with your leg and all? 1149 01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:50,112 - Yeah, I feel great. 1150 01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:54,282 Why don't you go pick out a romantic spot for us? 1151 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,151 - I'll get the blanket. - [Rick] No! 1152 01:00:56,153 --> 01:01:00,122 No, no, I wanna do it the natural way. 1153 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:02,124 In the earth, in the dirt, 1154 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,360 like Adam and Eve. 1155 01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:10,699 But take your purse, we could use it as a pillow. 1156 01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:15,804 - (laughs) Okay, oh, okay. 1157 01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:23,311 - You're gonna have sex with your cousin? 1158 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:27,349 - Shh, shh, she's been trying to do me for days. 1159 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:29,017 - That's incest. 1160 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:33,055 - I'm trying to dump her so I can be with you, baby. 1161 01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:34,022 - I want you. 1162 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,957 - Oh, and I want you. 1163 01:01:35,959 --> 01:01:37,926 I want you so bad. 1164 01:01:37,928 --> 01:01:39,461 I'm gonna go give my cousin something 1165 01:01:39,462 --> 01:01:40,995 that's gonna knock her out for a couple hours. 1166 01:01:40,998 --> 01:01:42,097 It's harmless. 1167 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:44,866 And then I'm gonna shoot my gun. 1168 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,435 That's gonna signal you to jump in the front seat 1169 01:01:46,437 --> 01:01:47,402 and back up to me. 1170 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:49,104 The keys are in the ignition 1171 01:01:49,106 --> 01:01:51,023 and when you do that, I'm gonna jump in the car. 1172 01:01:51,024 --> 01:01:52,941 I want you to drive off really fast 1173 01:01:52,943 --> 01:01:55,177 'cause I wanna get outta here before my cousin wakes up. 1174 01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:56,411 All right? 1175 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:58,080 - Okay, but why don't you drive the car? 1176 01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,481 - Trust me, if I could, I would, 1177 01:01:59,483 --> 01:02:01,783 but with my injuries, I just can't. 1178 01:02:01,785 --> 01:02:04,052 - [Franny] Sweetie, I'm here waiting for you! 1179 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,021 - Just a second! 1180 01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,889 - [Franny] Do you want my help getting out of the car? 1181 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:09,024 - No, no, no, no, stay there. 1182 01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:10,425 I'll be right there! 1183 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:11,860 - Do you got the plan? 1184 01:02:11,862 --> 01:02:12,861 - Wait, I have to tell you something. 1185 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:16,164 It's important. 1186 01:02:19,803 --> 01:02:20,969 - Jolene, Jolene, 1187 01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:22,136 my sex machine, what is so important? 1188 01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:23,739 - I can't drive. 1189 01:02:24,842 --> 01:02:26,842 - (chuckles) What do you mean you can't drive? 1190 01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:29,244 - I don't know how to drive. 1191 01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:31,179 - You can't drive? 1192 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:32,414 - I'm only 15. 1193 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:38,053 - You fuckin' with me? 1194 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,154 You're only 15? 1195 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:42,324 What the fuck? 1196 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:45,193 You look 25. - [Jolene] I know. 1197 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:46,394 - You go to bars, you drink, 1198 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,363 you fuck fully grown assholes like me 1199 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,165 and you don't know how to drive? 1200 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,166 You're 15? 1201 01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:53,168 - I'm not a car girl. 1202 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:55,871 I like theater arts. 1203 01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:59,007 (loud banging) 1204 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:00,175 - Get out. 1205 01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:01,109 - [Jolene] What? 1206 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,078 - Get the fuck outta the car. 1207 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,113 I want you run into the fuckin' woods 1208 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,015 and stay there until I'm outta here. 1209 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,116 Do you understand me? 1210 01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,252 Get the fuck outta the car. 1211 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,791 - [Jolene] I can't get out. 1212 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,092 - Shut up. - [Jolene] God. 1213 01:03:17,094 --> 01:03:18,894 - Get the fuck out. 1214 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,962 Get the fuck outta here. 1215 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,266 (gunshot) 1216 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:27,936 - [Franny] Sweetie, what was that shooting sound? 1217 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:28,837 - Uh... 1218 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:33,008 I saw a dog, I saw a dog 1219 01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:34,376 and I got scared! 1220 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,178 - Oh, you poor thing, 1221 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,079 oh, my God, you must have been so scared 1222 01:03:38,081 --> 01:03:39,981 after those rockbulls. 1223 01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,552 It's okay, I'm here. 1224 01:03:43,554 --> 01:03:45,020 We don't have to do anything. 1225 01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:47,022 - I got scared and I just saw the dog 1226 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:48,023 and I just shot it. 1227 01:03:48,025 --> 01:03:49,391 - I totally understand. 1228 01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,193 - Go, go, go, we gotta get outta here. 1229 01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,427 - It's okay, you're safe now. 1230 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:53,929 We're gonna go. 1231 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,066 (upbeat music) 1232 01:04:19,323 --> 01:04:22,457 (gagging and coughing) 1233 01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:29,297 I really can't wait for my first time to be with you. 1234 01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:33,535 And you're right, we should wait until the moment's perfect. 1235 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:38,173 - Did this bird shoot a load or did it shit? 1236 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,243 Why does this look like this? 1237 01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:45,313 - Here comes a truck, maybe she's on a truck. 1238 01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,282 Have you seen this child? 1239 01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:06,368 (gentle music) 1240 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,321 - Where are we, why'd we stop? 1241 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:27,555 - I thought this was the most beautiful thing 1242 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:30,292 I've ever seen in my entire life. 1243 01:05:30,294 --> 01:05:32,327 - Why'd we stop? 1244 01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:34,095 - It's gorgeous, come on. 1245 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,397 Sit up here and look at this. 1246 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:37,532 (groans) 1247 01:05:40,938 --> 01:05:42,938 - We're running from the law 1248 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:43,939 and you think it was a good idea 1249 01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:46,074 to stop and look at what? 1250 01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:48,176 Gravel? 1251 01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:49,411 - I'm sorry, I didn't think that it was 1252 01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,546 gonna be a problem. 1253 01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:52,981 What? 1254 01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:54,316 - Can we just get to Canada so I can get on 1255 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,217 with my life and you can get on with 1256 01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:58,386 whatever the fuck you do? 1257 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:00,989 - I had hoped that we were gonna stay 1258 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:02,223 in Canada together. 1259 01:06:02,225 --> 01:06:04,559 - Oh, no, no, no, if you go 1260 01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:05,727 to Canada with me, you're just gonna be 1261 01:06:05,729 --> 01:06:07,262 a liability. 1262 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:11,199 - You know I wouldn't tell anyone about you. 1263 01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:16,755 - Look... 1264 01:06:16,756 --> 01:06:18,106 Everybody wants a story to tell. 1265 01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:20,075 Think about your story. 1266 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:23,545 It's gonna be the most amazing story 1267 01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:26,514 of your pathetic, fat, fuckin' life. 1268 01:06:26,516 --> 01:06:28,049 Get in the car. 1269 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:51,272 (whimsical music) 1270 01:06:53,643 --> 01:06:55,343 - Oh, oh, my God! 1271 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:57,245 It's Franny! 1272 01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:58,480 - Calm down, calm down. 1273 01:06:58,482 --> 01:06:59,714 Settle down. 1274 01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:02,117 - [Liza] Oh, my God, it's Franny! 1275 01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:04,119 - [Delores] Franny? Franny! 1276 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:05,020 Franny? 1277 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:06,788 Franny? 1278 01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:07,789 (Liza screams) 1279 01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:08,623 What? 1280 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:09,758 - You gotta be quiet. 1281 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:10,492 Oh, my God. - [Delores] What are 1282 01:07:10,494 --> 01:07:11,426 you doing? 1283 01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:12,360 - This is like "Serentupity." 1284 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,030 Okay, you are sick, you are sick 1285 01:07:15,032 --> 01:07:16,297 and I am pregnant. 1286 01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:18,500 So act sick and I'm gonna act pregnant. 1287 01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:21,169 - You're not pregnant. 1288 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:22,370 - I know-- - [Delores] You're acting. 1289 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,639 - I know, we need this money. 1290 01:07:27,244 --> 01:07:28,376 - [Rick] Hey. 1291 01:07:30,113 --> 01:07:33,148 - Excuse me, I need to have a conversation with you. 1292 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:35,383 Would you step into my office, please? 1293 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,317 - [Rick] Mmm-hmm. 1294 01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:37,519 - What is your name? 1295 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:40,055 - It's Rick but you can call me 1296 01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:41,790 White Lightening. 1297 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:44,159 - Okay, White Lightening, 1298 01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:46,227 I really like that but I have a conversation 1299 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,462 to have with you right now. 1300 01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:50,799 Number one, you robbed a bank. 1301 01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:53,234 Number two, you took Franny hostage-- 1302 01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:54,469 - All right. - [Liza] Number three, 1303 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,621 you freakishly enough, have actually joined 1304 01:07:56,622 --> 01:07:58,772 forces with her and because of that she has left 1305 01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:01,476 me and my mother with no money, no food, 1306 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:03,611 and I am owed a "rebursement" so you need 1307 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:05,847 to pay me that cash money now. 1308 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:07,449 - You're Franny's sister? 1309 01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:09,051 - [Liza] Guilty. 1310 01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:10,652 - Oh, my gosh, that's right, you're Franny's sister. 1311 01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:13,254 Look at you, I remember you from the news. 1312 01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:14,489 You are gorgeous. 1313 01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:15,557 You're the size of her arm. 1314 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:16,658 - I was on the news? 1315 01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:18,226 - Yes. 1316 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:19,727 Absolutely, when I, the minute I saw you, 1317 01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:22,430 I instantly put your face in my 1318 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,266 mental Rolodex of masturbation. 1319 01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:26,501 - That's so hot. 1320 01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:28,069 - I know. 1321 01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:29,636 - Oh, that's, that's not the point. 1322 01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:32,540 I have a phone right here and if I push this button 1323 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,442 it calls the police and they're gonna give you-- 1324 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:35,510 - No, no, no, no, honey, we don't need 1325 01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:36,711 to call the police. 1326 01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:37,879 - [Liza] Yes, we do! - No, we don't! 1327 01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:38,680 No, we don't, we're just talking. 1328 01:08:38,682 --> 01:08:40,315 - I want that money. 1329 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:41,516 - You want that money? - [Liza] I want that money. 1330 01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:43,435 - All right, listen, listen, how 'bout this, 1331 01:08:43,436 --> 01:08:45,353 how 'bout this, give me a few minutes, 1332 01:08:45,355 --> 01:08:47,155 so I can break it off with your sister. 1333 01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:48,523 Then you come to the room, 1334 01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:50,291 you show me all your goods, 1335 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,127 I'll share my cash. 1336 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,828 Even some of Franny's. 1337 01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:54,729 Deal? 1338 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:57,866 - You're gonna give me that real bank money? 1339 01:08:57,868 --> 01:08:59,567 - Oh, I will give you that bank money 1340 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:01,302 and a whole lot more. 1341 01:09:02,873 --> 01:09:03,771 - Deal. 1342 01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:08,810 What I'm gonna do right now, I'm gonna go 1343 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:10,845 hide in that car over there, 1344 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:13,581 that real hot ride, and I'm gonna 1345 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:17,519 wait until you're ready for me to ride you. 1346 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:19,554 - Oh, you're dirty. 1347 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:20,622 - That I am. 1348 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:22,624 That I am. 1349 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,361 Clean up, sex pistol. 1350 01:09:31,168 --> 01:09:31,866 - Hey. 1351 01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:42,744 (groans) 1352 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:44,546 What's wrong? 1353 01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:46,514 - (clears throat) Well, I was thinking 1354 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:49,551 that I (sighs), 1355 01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:51,519 we should probably go our separate ways. 1356 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,221 - Why? 1357 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:55,290 - Because, Franny, it's much too dangerous to be together. 1358 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,691 The cops are looking for both of us. 1359 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,393 They're looking for a big girl and me 1360 01:09:58,395 --> 01:10:00,562 and it's just, we're a few miles from the border-- 1361 01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:02,363 - What about your passport? 1362 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:03,598 - I don't know, I'll figure something out. 1363 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,466 But I'm gonna go down a few blocks, 1364 01:10:05,468 --> 01:10:08,436 I'm gonna hitchhike across the border 1365 01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,538 and I think you should do the same. 1366 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:12,607 - What about me and you? 1367 01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:16,844 - [Rick] Franny-- 1368 01:10:16,846 --> 01:10:19,347 - What, do you think that I do this for fun? 1369 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:20,848 Do you think every week it's just a new 1370 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,350 adventure for me? 1371 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:25,520 This is the first time anything this dangerous 1372 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,589 or unsafe has happened in my life 1373 01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:28,590 and do you know what? 1374 01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,792 It has been fucking amazing! 1375 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:36,431 You have no idea what this means to me. 1376 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:40,668 - You should ditch Sweet Yellow, okay? 1377 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:44,405 I'm gonna give you half the money. 1378 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,607 It's a quarter of a million dollars. 1379 01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:46,941 - I don't want that money. 1380 01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:48,810 - Just take the fucking money, Franny. 1381 01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:50,511 - I don't want the money, I don't wanna get 1382 01:10:50,513 --> 01:10:53,748 a new car, I wanna stay here with you. 1383 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,654 - You're amazing, you know that? 1384 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,592 You've changed so much. 1385 01:11:05,662 --> 01:11:08,763 I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. 1386 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:12,467 I think we should finish what we started. 1387 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:16,738 I don't want you to be a virgin anymore. 1388 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:19,440 - I would love that. 1389 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:22,777 - So why don't you do me a favor? 1390 01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:25,780 Go take a shower, freshen up for me 1391 01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:28,816 and come back 1392 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,788 and I'll be waiting here. 1393 01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:43,698 - Yeah, okay. 1394 01:11:45,669 --> 01:11:48,303 (gentle music) 1395 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,963 (dramatic music) 1396 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,009 - Give me a hit. 1397 01:13:02,011 --> 01:13:05,613 - Get your carpel tunnel out of my face. 1398 01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:08,683 - I'm a child of the '70s. 1399 01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:10,885 I can handle it. 1400 01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:14,055 - One puff. 1401 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,155 - I'm ready to become a woman now. 1402 01:13:47,157 --> 01:13:49,791 - I'm here to make you a woman. 1403 01:13:51,194 --> 01:13:53,895 - Do you wanna take your boots off? 1404 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:56,097 - I never take my boots off. 1405 01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,469 (jazzy music) 1406 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:13,915 (moaning and heavy breathing) 1407 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:51,018 - I don't understand what we're waiting for. 1408 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:56,023 Why am I in the driver's seat? 1409 01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:58,559 (laughing) 1410 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:08,636 - So I guess this is it then, huh? 1411 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,771 It's time to say goodbye? 1412 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:17,845 So I'm gonna take my half of the money 1413 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:19,914 and I'm gonna go, but... 1414 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,151 If you want me to stay, you can keep all 1415 01:15:24,153 --> 01:15:26,687 the money and we'll just stay a team. 1416 01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:29,690 All you have to do is say the word. 1417 01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:35,296 Anything? 1418 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:43,771 I'll go. 1419 01:15:54,751 --> 01:15:55,883 Sometimes I think about all the people 1420 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:57,818 who touched my life. 1421 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,888 Mom, who made the first impression on me 1422 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:02,123 and taught me to be strong 1423 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,292 in the face of adversity. 1424 01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:05,860 My sister taught me that sometimes 1425 01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:08,996 it's better to be smart than to be skinny. 1426 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:09,964 Nadine and Barbara taught me 1427 01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:11,566 the value of friendship. 1428 01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:13,234 And Mr. Handsome and Bunyan taught me 1429 01:16:13,236 --> 01:16:15,102 that if you don't say what you want, 1430 01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,804 you won't get it. 1431 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,307 What I learned with Rick is that I am 1432 01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:23,077 capable of love and I need love in return. 1433 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,346 I deserve it. 1434 01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,785 - I can't fucking wait anymore. 1435 01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:34,255 I can't wait anymore, I'm fucking going in. 1436 01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:38,292 (whimsical music) 1437 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,680 Wow, that dick is on salute. 1438 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:03,217 I salute you too, soldier. 1439 01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:06,854 You want it? 1440 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:09,223 'Cause we're rich now. 1441 01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:13,160 Looks like you've been waiting for me. 1442 01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:16,030 I've been waiting for you too. 1443 01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:16,931 Cowboy. 1444 01:17:18,868 --> 01:17:20,234 I'm gonna get you. 1445 01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,808 Why are you so quiet? 1446 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:31,712 Hello? 1447 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:33,648 Hello! 1448 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:38,352 (loud scream) 1449 01:17:42,759 --> 01:17:45,192 (upbeat music) 1450 01:17:47,897 --> 01:17:50,131 - [Franny] As I head out to start my new life, 1451 01:17:50,133 --> 01:17:52,166 I can't help but be incredibly thankful 1452 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,835 for the people who have taught me how to live, 1453 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:56,904 love, and have helped me 1454 01:17:58,041 --> 01:18:00,241 figure out how to be content. 1455 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:06,080 After all, isn't that what we all want? 1456 01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:07,381 Just to be happy? 1457 01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:09,450 I'm on my way. 1458 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:20,127 I'll miss these people as I head into the future, 1459 01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:22,863 but I've learned and loved 1460 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:27,101 and I wouldn't change it for all the money in the world. 1461 01:18:35,812 --> 01:18:39,413 ¶ Finally time for taking chances ¶ 1462 01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:42,850 ¶ Everything is clear ¶ 1463 01:18:43,953 --> 01:18:48,022 ¶ Never wonder where the action is ¶ 1464 01:18:48,024 --> 01:18:52,093 ¶ Just matters that you're here ¶ 1465 01:18:52,095 --> 01:18:54,195 ¶ Just walk it off ¶ 1466 01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:56,464 ¶ Said walk it off ¶ 1467 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,866 ¶ Walk it off ¶ 1468 01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:01,202 ¶ Walk it off ¶ 1469 01:19:01,204 --> 01:19:03,304 ¶ Champion ¶ 1470 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,908 ¶ Champion ¶ 1471 01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:11,846 ¶ Champion ¶ 1472 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,183 ¶ Champion ¶ 1473 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:23,023 ¶ Night is young and we're together ¶ 1474 01:19:23,025 --> 01:19:27,461 ¶ Don't matter where we've been ¶ 1475 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:31,899 ¶ Saddle up and go the distance ¶ 1476 01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:35,369 ¶ Playing for the win ¶ 1477 01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:37,772 ¶ Just walk it off ¶ 1478 01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:40,174 ¶ Said walk it off ¶ 1479 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:42,176 ¶ Walk it off ¶ 1480 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,345 ¶ Walk it off ¶ 1481 01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:46,881 ¶ Champion ¶ 1482 01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:51,252 ¶ Champion ¶ 1483 01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:55,389 ¶ Champion ¶ 1484 01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:59,994 ¶ Champion ¶ 1485 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:21,982 ¶ Champion ¶ 1486 01:20:23,953 --> 01:20:26,287 ¶ Champion ¶ 1487 01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:30,291 ¶ Champion ¶ 1488 01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:32,993 ¶ Champion ¶