1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:05,306 (suspenseful music) 2 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:25,659 (bird caws) 3 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:16,677 (dog barks) 4 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,596 (wind chimes jangle) 5 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,700 (knocking) 6 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,708 - Good afternoon, sir. 7 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,610 My name's Peter Walkins and I'm going door to door 8 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,545 selling my crop of oranges. 9 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,148 They're only $2 a bushel. 10 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,016 They're loaded with vitamin C. 11 00:01:56,150 --> 00:02:00,154 Each one is hand-picked and carefully packed 12 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,790 to assure maximum customer satisfaction. 13 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,626 You're not gonna find better oranges in 200 miles of here. 14 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:08,296 And like I say, they're only $2 a bushel. 15 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,597 Why don't you go ahead and try one? 16 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,798 (spit) 17 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,201 - Not interested. 18 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,054 - Hey, you boys like oranges? 19 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,122 Look at that thing. 20 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,156 It's a thing of beauty. 21 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,725 Just picked this today. 22 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:41,729 They're packed with flavor and they're full of vitamin C. 23 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,663 It's good for you. 24 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:43,497 You guys are growing boys. 25 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,532 You need your vitamin C. 26 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,166 Here, why don't you try a bite? 27 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:46,900 Give that a try. 28 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:47,601 There you go. 29 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:48,902 Now take a bite. 30 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,671 Tell your mom and dad how good they are. 31 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,706 They can come buy some from me. 32 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,343 Now is that good or is that good, huh? 33 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,177 - Oh, gross. 34 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:58,011 - What? 35 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,213 You rotten little... 36 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,515 (thud) 37 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,997 - Hey, you owe me a big tip this time. 38 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:17,765 Hey, Phil. 39 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:18,599 - Morning Barb. 40 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,367 - Can I fill you up? 41 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,369 - Sure you can. 42 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,637 - So, have any plans for this weekend? 43 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,906 - Yeah, I was thinking about doing some huntin', fishin'. 44 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,708 - At Camp Buckaroo? 45 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,042 - No, that's too far. 46 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,478 - Oh, yeah. 47 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,554 Oh God, it's him again. 48 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,989 - Come again? 49 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,991 - That orange guy. 50 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,559 He creeps me out. 51 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,660 - Who, this guy here? 52 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,028 - Yeah. 53 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:48,962 - Huh. 54 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,470 - Hi, can I help you? 55 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:59,039 - I'm here to see the owner of this establishment. 56 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,141 - He's busy. 57 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,576 - I can wait. 58 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,356 - He's here looking for you again. 59 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,857 - Just tell him I'm busy. 60 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,727 - Dale, this is the third time this week he's been here. 61 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,995 - Crazy Pete. 62 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,831 - I'm telling you, he's up to no good. 63 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,966 Did you see how he looked at me? 64 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,468 Hey I didn't sign up for this. 65 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,736 - Barb, just calm down. 66 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:29,937 He's upset because we're not buying oranges 67 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,038 from him anymore. 68 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:33,507 It's business, that's all. 69 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,242 - I hope so. 70 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,648 He's not available. 71 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,149 I'm sorry. 72 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,653 - Well. 73 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:50,023 You go ahead and tell Dale that I left him a little present. 74 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:52,125 (pop) 75 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,361 - Oh... 76 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,300 Loser. 77 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,835 - What a meatball. 78 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:07,775 (country music) 79 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:45,946 (pop) 80 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:56,924 (squish) 81 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,025 (pop) 82 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,394 (sniff) 83 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,599 (door creaks) 84 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,401 - Barb, is that you? 85 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,071 Did you forget your purse again? 86 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,540 (clatter) 87 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:14,975 Barb? 88 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:23,350 (ominous music) 89 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,228 Peter, we're closed. 90 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:41,902 - We're offering premium succulent oranges 91 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,304 for $2 a bushel. 92 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:49,510 Each orange is hand-picked and delicately packaged 93 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,713 for ultimate customer satisfaction. 94 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,615 How many do you want? 95 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,783 - Peter, listen. 96 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,217 Let's talk about this in the morning. 97 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,752 I know you've been trying to get in touch with me, 98 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:02,590 but it's only business, and I have a new supplier. 99 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:06,059 - Well there are no finer oranges in the area. 100 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,428 - Let me tell you this as politely as I can. 101 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,097 You've gotta leave. 102 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,432 - Here, you should try one. 103 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,667 (slap) 104 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,736 - Take your oranges out of my face. 105 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:21,775 - You shouldn't have done that. 106 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,210 (smack) 107 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,411 (stab) 108 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:30,283 (gurling) 109 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:38,759 (heavy breathing) 110 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,128 (spit) 111 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,629 - Deborah, did you make any breakfast? 112 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,965 I'm late as it is. 113 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,332 - How many times do I have to tell you Gerald, 114 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,401 if you want something to eat, get up earlier 115 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:22,936 and make it yourself. 116 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,038 What do I look like, your personal slave? 117 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,607 - Where you going in such a hurry? 118 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,808 - In case you haven't noticed, the computer 119 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,276 has another virus. 120 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,712 I'm taking it over to Roger's for a tune-up. 121 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,980 - Is that so? 122 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,048 - Yeah. 123 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,850 - Strange, it seems like there's something wrong 124 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,653 with that computer every other day. 125 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,257 Why don't you just come out and say it? 126 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,058 - Okay, fine. 127 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,560 I will. 128 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,361 He's more of a man than you're ever gonna be, okay? 129 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:51,932 He's caring, he's affectionate, and he listens to me. 130 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,867 Now bug off Gerald. 131 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:22,630 (upbeat music) 132 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,172 - Morning everyone. 133 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,577 I realize that it's Friday and you all 134 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,112 have big plans for the weekend, 135 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,581 but we recently closed on the deal 136 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,418 with the Walkins Family orange business. 137 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,386 (clapping) 138 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,721 Thank you. 139 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,390 It's part of a trust that we'll be taking care of. 140 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:54,795 40 prime undeveloped acres of land. 141 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,930 There's over 400 orange trees on there 142 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,465 that we're gonna be clearing out of the way 143 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,067 for our development. 144 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,134 Let me demonstrate. 145 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,838 (perky music) 146 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:10,010 (Gerald growls) 147 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,246 Any questions? 148 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,247 - Uh, yeah. 149 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,115 When are we lookin' to start? 150 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,750 - As soon as possible. 151 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,687 Yes, Derek? 152 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,755 - Wouldn't it be easier to use dynamite? 153 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,524 (laughter) 154 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,525 - Dynamite? 155 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,127 That is so stupid. 156 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,162 Do you know how expensive dynamite is? 157 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,263 He's an idiot. 158 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,965 - Good point. 159 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,366 Very expensive. 160 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,737 Susan, what are we on in contracts? 161 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,605 - Well we're just waiting to hear back. 162 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,775 I should have something by the end of the day. 163 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:42,843 - Very good. 164 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,745 Well, that takes care of it. 165 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:49,182 Derek, I'm putting you in charge of all the legal papers 166 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,219 and documents with the Walkins family. 167 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,553 Got it? 168 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,222 - Yes sir. 169 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,456 - Good. 170 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:01,628 (upbeat music) 171 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,535 - Estimates just came in. 172 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,239 The second one is a bit high, 173 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,175 but we've done business with him before. 174 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,844 - Take a look at this. 175 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,681 - Um, I know this isn't the best timing, 176 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,217 but this also came for you. 177 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,924 - When is a divorce ever good timing? 178 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,726 - I'm sorry Gerald. 179 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,595 She dropped it off this morning. 180 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,231 I didn't mean to ruin your day. 181 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,700 - That's okay. 182 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,016 (phone beeps) 183 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,585 Susan? 184 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,287 There's gonna be a change of plans. 185 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,390 Tell Derek that I will be making the trip personally. 186 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,361 Yes, I understand. 187 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,397 All right. 188 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,932 Buh-bye. 189 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,572 (dialing) 190 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:24,744 (1980s style music) 191 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,815 (rings) 192 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,618 (ring) 193 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,122 - Hello? 194 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,423 - Wilbur. 195 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,458 - [Wilbur] Hi Gerald. 196 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,559 - I can barely hear you. 197 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,094 What are you doing? 198 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,063 - Uh, hey Gerald. 199 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,865 Just killin' some calories. 200 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,066 What's goin' on? 201 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,136 - Deborah served me the papers today. 202 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,971 (Wilbur groans) 203 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,107 I knew it was coming. 204 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,344 Hey uh, listen. 205 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,948 How about getting all the guys together tonight for a drink? 206 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,649 - Yeah, of course. 207 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,985 - [Gerald] How about 7:30 at the Liquor Palace? 208 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,519 - You got it. 209 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,361 - [Voiceover] Can I get you another one? 210 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,362 - No thanks. 211 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,997 I'm waiting for a few friends. 212 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,265 - No problem. 213 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,604 - Hey, Gerald. 214 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,173 Sorry I'm late. 215 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,676 I got tied up in a chat room with a couple of hot babes. 216 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,811 - I thought you were seeing someone. 217 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,513 - Long story. 218 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,915 Thanks. 219 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,183 Enough about me. 220 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,684 How are you? 221 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,020 - I could be better. 222 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,955 She wants the house and the car. 223 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,257 - Sorry to hear. 224 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,427 - After all I've done for that bimbo. 225 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,131 - Strong words coming from you. 226 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,832 - I'm sorry. 227 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,136 I'm just stressed out is all. 228 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,338 - No, it's fine. 229 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,142 - Hey, Gerald my man. 230 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,676 (laughing) 231 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,778 - Reggie, Jimmy. 232 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,015 - Oh shit! 233 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,182 You son of a bitch. 234 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,284 You drive like a bitch. 235 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,519 - Why'd you put the brakes on, man? 236 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,621 - Man, can't you drive this damn thing? 237 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,189 Fire your ass. 238 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,826 What's goin' on, baby? 239 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,861 (laughs) 240 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:22,795 - Thanks for coming out. 241 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,097 - Hey, it's not a problem. 242 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,398 Sorry we're a little late. 243 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,234 Jimmy here had to make a few stops. 244 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,668 - Still birdwatching? 245 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,438 - Yeah, if you call watching old ladies bathing 246 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,772 birdwatching. 247 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,741 - Didn't you get arrested for that last year? 248 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,409 - Man, I didn't get arrested. 249 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,911 I got let off with a warning. 250 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,646 Besides, it's not against the law 251 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,848 to watch birdies playing in their nests. 252 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,116 - [Reggie] I guess so. 253 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,019 - Jimmy, some things just never change. 254 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,090 - Hey, listen. 255 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,892 Wilbur filled us in along the way about Deborah. 256 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,861 I'm sorry Gerald. 257 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,030 - Thanks. 258 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,432 14 years of marriage down the drain. 259 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,268 (snaps fingers) Like that. 260 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,937 - I knew she was lying to you the entire time. 261 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,006 Just another tune-up. 262 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,807 Well if I ever meet this Roger fellow, 263 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,943 I'm gonna tune his ass up. 264 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,811 - Jimmy, he's not worth it. 265 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,382 Besides, it's my problem to deal with. 266 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,784 - Just like you deal with everything else, man. 267 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,586 When you gonna start looking out for yourself? 268 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,956 Every time we see you, you're down in the dumps. 269 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,725 - He's got a point, Gerald. 270 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,560 - Guys, I know you're trying to help, 271 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,398 but really, I can take care of this. 272 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,133 - Let's just hope I don't meet this guy, 273 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,569 'cause if I do, his face is gonna be meeting the pavement. 274 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,972 - I can drink to that. 275 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,375 - Anyways, I need to get away for the weekend 276 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,611 and clear my head. 277 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,514 Plus, I've got some business to take care of 278 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,784 and I figured that maybe we could all go fishing. 279 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,087 - Sounds fun to me. 280 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,256 Hey, my calendar is free and clear. 281 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,258 - And I'm unemployed. 282 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,260 - Reggie, you ain't never been employed. 283 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,162 - Man, shut up. 284 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,496 - Yeah, you know what? 285 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,964 I could use a few days off. (phone rings) 286 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,467 - Hey, this is my office. 287 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,601 I need to take this. 288 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,636 Excuse me. 289 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,838 - I need to use the bathroom. 290 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,939 Come on, a little help guys? 291 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,274 A little help? 292 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:21,114 (grunting) 293 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,350 - [Wilbur] I think I'm in love, Reggie. 294 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,317 - In love with who? 295 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,185 - Brenda. 296 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,786 She's from Phoenix. 297 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,189 We've been chatting for like two weeks now. 298 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,526 I think after the trip I might ask her to move in. 299 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,028 - Do think that's a good idea? 300 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,430 I mean, you barely know her. 301 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,466 Is it a he or she this time? 302 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,101 - She's the one. 303 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,670 (grunting) 304 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,004 - Come outta there! 305 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,574 Damn kidney stones! 306 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,644 (shuddering) 307 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,046 - So, what do you think? 308 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,115 Should I ask her to move in? 309 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,116 - What? 310 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,184 Hell, you ask Jimmy. 311 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,386 He's the expert on this stuff. 312 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,222 - I figure you've rolled over a few women. 313 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,857 - Oh hell, I've done more than that. 314 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,726 But honestly Wilbur, you got a bunch of weirdos 315 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,727 online, you know? 316 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,562 So you got to be really careful. 317 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,732 - You're right. 318 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,000 Thanks. 319 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:22,008 (shuddering) 320 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,478 - It's rough. 321 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,780 These damn kidney stones is rough. 322 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,418 - That was Susan. 323 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,221 Looks like we'll be heading out tomorrow, boys. 324 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,222 - Righteous. 325 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,589 - Just like the old days. 326 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,057 - Guys, this is gonna be great. 327 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,392 - Yep. 328 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,395 - You made my day, you know that? 329 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,597 - Hey, what are friends for, huh? 330 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,332 - Right. 331 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,033 Right, right. 332 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,868 - To great friends. 333 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,638 To an amazing trip, and unforgettable memories. 334 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,840 (bottles clink) 335 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:59,011 (rock music) 336 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,526 - Hey, Gerry. 337 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:17,464 (honking) 338 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,802 Hey baby. 339 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,105 Hey! 340 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,507 - Hey guys. 341 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,578 - Give me that fishing pole. 342 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:36,749 (excited conversation) (honking) 343 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,686 - This is exactly what I needed. 344 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,290 A couple days to clear my head, do a little fishing. 345 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,426 Heck, I might even tackle some hiking too. 346 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,960 - There better not be any snakes out there, 347 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,562 I'll tell you that. 348 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,232 - The only snake you're gonna find is right here. (laughs) 349 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,633 - You are nasty. 350 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,134 - Say what you want, but I'm the one 351 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,836 pickin' up all the hot broads. 352 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,273 - (laughs) Jimmy, your Jimmy ain't seen no coochie 353 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,475 since you dropped out of your mama. 354 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,377 Me on the other hand, man I been wearin' 355 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,812 this wheelchair out. 356 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,481 I even completely wore out a set of brakes. 357 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,016 Oh oh oh baby. 358 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,919 - Guys, can we have at least one trip 359 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,288 without hearing about your sex lives? 360 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,857 - Or lack of. (laughs) 361 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,691 - Whatever. 362 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,926 Just remember this. 363 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,028 I'm gettin' some tail this weekend 364 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,963 with or without you guys. 365 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,366 - Don't look so depressed. 366 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,334 We're having fun. 367 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,735 Remember that. 368 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,203 - Yeah. 369 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,672 I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner. 370 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,043 I mean, all this time this guy is coming over 371 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:41,180 to my house, working on my wife's computer? 372 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,084 The only hard drive he was replacing was mine. 373 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,753 - I know exactly how you feel. 374 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,489 Granted I was never married, 375 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,159 but I was in a serious online relationship. 376 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,528 You know the thing that bothered me the most? 377 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,064 She never sent me her profile photo. 378 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,500 She said, "You should love me for who I am, 379 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,834 "not how I look." 380 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:02,735 That's all fine and dandy. 381 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,970 I get that. 382 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,872 But when you find out that the person 383 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,308 that you've been loving for the past two years 384 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:12,545 is a man named Walter living in Romania, well... 385 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,316 It's enough to push anyone over the edge. 386 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,517 - Oh God. 387 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,319 Here we go again, listening to Wilbur 388 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,654 talk about his loverboy. 389 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,922 - Walter, kiss me. 390 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,357 Mwah mwah mwah mwah. 391 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,792 (laughter) 392 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,394 - Shut up! 393 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,428 This is serious! 394 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,229 - [Gerald] Yeah yeah yeah. 395 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,001 - Anyhow. 396 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:39,472 I feel like we have something in common, you know? 397 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,840 - Yeah. 398 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,277 - Pit stop! 399 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,928 - Hey boss, I'm gonna take 20 on pump three. 400 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,195 You got a bathroom? 401 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,264 - Yeah, it's in the back on the right. 402 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,466 - Thanks. 403 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:11,604 (funky music) 404 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,476 * I know a girl 405 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,411 * She lives on the hill 406 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,481 * She won't do it but her sister will 407 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,783 * When she boogies 408 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,419 * She does the tubesteak boogie * 409 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,359 (clang) 410 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,329 (clatter) 411 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:41,501 (rock music) 412 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,944 - Hey Wilbur, a little more gas huh? 413 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,615 No more gas. 414 00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,786 All right, brakes. 415 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:03,423 Brakes! 416 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,123 - What? 417 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:04,957 - Brakes! 418 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:05,958 - Brakes! - Brakes! 419 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,293 (honking) 420 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,930 (skidding and honking) 421 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,434 - Jesus. 422 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,935 Fuck. 423 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,175 - Hey guys, we're here. 424 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,210 - Thank God. 425 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,412 We almost died. 426 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,647 - Man, you know I ain't got a license. 427 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,983 - This is something. 428 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,786 - It's like we're in paradise. 429 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,456 - I know there's some hot babes out in that water, 430 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,658 just waitin' for a stud like me. 431 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,661 (chuckling) 432 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,530 - Hang a left up there. 433 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:11,724 - You gonna open the door? 434 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,168 Piece of shit. 435 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,202 - Come on, Jimmy. 436 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,270 - [Jimmy] All right. 437 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,407 - Well, what do you guys think? 438 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,446 - It's home for a few days. 439 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,047 - Uh, not bad. 440 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:36,415 I've seen worse. 441 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,285 - Come on in, guys. 442 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,386 Come in. 443 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,956 - Holy crap. 444 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,229 Where in the hell did you find this place? 445 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,631 - Craigslist. 446 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,567 The guy only wanted 300 bucks for the weekend. 447 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:55,802 - 300 bucks? 448 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,804 This is like a fuckin' sleaze shack. 449 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,939 - Looks cozy to me. 450 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,274 - Hey, even got a shitter. 451 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,045 - I gotta take a piss. 452 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:13,886 - Hey Gerald, you want a sausage or a weiner? 453 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,588 - I could suck down a few weiners. 454 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:16,823 - Okay. 455 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,259 Here you go. 456 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,631 - Thanks. 457 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:25,865 - Reggie? 458 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:28,768 Ah. 459 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:29,936 Wilbur? 460 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,004 - Oh, no thanks. 461 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,773 I'm trying to lose weight. 462 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,942 (Reggie laughs) 463 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,443 - Like whatever you're trying to lose 464 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,946 found its way back already. 465 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:41,180 - Come on, Wilbur. 466 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,915 We're supposed to be having fun. 467 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,451 Remember that's what you told me? 468 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,553 Take one. 469 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,156 - What the hell, give me three. 470 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,691 - Now we're talkin'. 471 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,625 - Just one at a time, though. 472 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,493 I don't want to choke. 473 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:58,297 - But first, we gotta slather it full of mustard. 474 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:03,002 (Jimmy laughs) 475 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,103 - Oh! 476 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,708 10 second rule. 477 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,779 (owls) 478 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,516 You know, I was doing some research online 479 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,620 before we left, and it turns out 480 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:24,323 that there's a maniacal 481 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,694 sociopathic psyhopathic serial killer 482 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,096 that used to roam around in this area. 483 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,163 - Say what? 484 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,364 - Oh yeah yeah yeah. 485 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:37,036 In 1987 a man named Peter Walkins, 486 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:40,640 he brutally murdered over 30 people. 487 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,743 It turns out that they were his ex-customers, 488 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,778 and he was upset 'cause they no longer 489 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:48,014 would want to buy his oranges. 490 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,115 - Oranges? 491 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,482 - Oh yeah yeah. 492 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:54,420 And he had a hook for a hand and he would use it 493 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,589 to gut them open. 494 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,657 - Oh my God. 495 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:58,557 - Whoa. 496 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,459 What a way to go. 497 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,563 - So, why are you telling us all this stuff? 498 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,899 - Wait a minute. 499 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,467 Did they ever catch him? 500 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,569 - Nope. 501 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:13,940 One of the area's great unsolved mysteries. 502 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,810 Some of the people think that he's still out there. 503 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:20,579 Waiting to kill again. 504 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:25,752 (ominous music) 505 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:30,556 Come on. 506 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,391 It's an urban legend. 507 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,395 - Oh. 508 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:40,933 - Well, on that note, I gotta go drain the old baloney pony. 509 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,334 - I gotta go too. 510 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:44,737 These rocks is rattlin' inside me like a penny 511 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:45,972 in a jelly jar. 512 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,074 - Reggie, you find your own tree. 513 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,276 I don't feel like gettin' pissed on. 514 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,278 - Jimmy, behave. 515 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,746 - What? 516 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,715 - It's all right, Gerald. 517 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,584 I ain't gonna piss on the asshole. 518 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,319 - I could go with you Reggie. 519 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,623 - Get the fuck outta here. 520 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:14,400 - Oh. 521 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:19,571 (faint splashing) 522 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,009 Well well well. 523 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,911 What do we got here? 524 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,547 Oh. 525 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,784 Yeah baby, take those sweaty panties off. 526 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,653 Oh. 527 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:38,457 Thank you God. 528 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,826 Ah. 529 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,862 Oh yes. 530 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:48,100 Oh. 531 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,501 You dirty little girl. 532 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:52,038 I'd like to spank you right now. 533 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,505 Oh. 534 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:56,876 (eerie music) 535 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,044 (whack) 536 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,547 Wilbur, Gerald? 537 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,882 Is that you? 538 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,717 You perverts aren't watching me pee, are you? 539 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,120 Oh. 540 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,022 The party's still on. 541 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:12,024 Oh. 542 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,259 I'm coming. 543 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:17,063 Oh oh. 544 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:46,358 (birds sing) 545 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,669 (snore) 546 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,876 (crash) 547 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:14,120 (soft suspenseful music) 548 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,797 (crash) 549 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,256 - Hey Gerald. 550 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,724 Gerald. 551 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:56,963 Hey Jimmy. 552 00:29:58,730 --> 00:29:59,231 Jimmy. 553 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:00,332 - What? 554 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,836 - Somebody's out here, man. 555 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,471 - I don't know, man. 556 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,684 - Come on Reg. 557 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,187 Don't be a sissy. 558 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,755 Open up that door. 559 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,364 (rattling) 560 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:33,732 (Jimmy groans) 561 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,201 - Oh man. 562 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,703 My head is pounding. 563 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,339 I drank way too much last night. 564 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:41,840 - Somebody's at the door. 565 00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:47,046 - Well, let's just go see who it is. 566 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,527 There's nobody there. 567 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:05,831 Reggie, we're 15 miles from town. 568 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,766 Not even those Jehovah's Witnesses 569 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,668 could find us out here. 570 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,571 I'm going back to bed. 571 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:22,481 (soft eerie music) 572 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,697 - So what's the plan for today? 573 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,666 - I thought we could do some fishing. 574 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:43,235 The cabin came with a boat. 575 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:46,038 - Hey, you guys know how I feel about boats. 576 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,774 I can't swim. 577 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,010 - We'll get you a life jacket. 578 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,211 You'll be fine. 579 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,580 That water's only about 20 feet deep. 580 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:57,383 - Of course, there are sharks in there too. 581 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:58,550 - What? 582 00:31:58,684 --> 00:31:59,818 Oh hell no. 583 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,253 - No Jimmy, come on. 584 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:02,154 - I'm sorry. 585 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:03,822 Couldn't help myself. 586 00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:05,958 But you guys missed out last night. 587 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:09,695 This broad had the biggest tits I've ever seen, 588 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:13,165 and I coulda sucked all the juice out of them. 589 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:14,933 I'm hoping to bump into her again later. 590 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:16,302 I can't wait to use one of these. 591 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:19,138 (Reggie laughs) 592 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,844 (low dramatic music) 593 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:27,479 - Oh I can't believe it. 594 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,547 - What is it? 595 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,749 - Deborah and her boyfriend Roger. 596 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,226 - So that's the little twerp? 597 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:42,961 - Why would she come here? 598 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,997 - Hell if I know. 599 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,433 It's not enough that she ripped my heart out 600 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,401 and tore it in half. 601 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,303 I have to see her with that bastard. 602 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,473 - Hey Reggie. 603 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,609 What do you say we go over and kick his ass? 604 00:32:57,743 --> 00:33:00,212 - I'm down for some shit like that. 605 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,113 - Guys, please. 606 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:03,515 Don't make a scene. 607 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,784 With all I'm going through with this divorce, 608 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,519 I've got too much to lose. 609 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,522 - Don't worry Gerry boy. 610 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:11,823 We got this. 611 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:17,629 - Oh boy. 612 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:23,802 - Hey. 613 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,004 Are you Roger? 614 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,840 - Babe, I got this. 615 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:30,209 Yeah. 616 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,579 Who the hell are you? 617 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,981 - Your worst nightmare. 618 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:41,520 (Deborah screams) 619 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,823 (everyone shouts) 620 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:45,857 - That's enough. 621 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:47,193 That's enough. 622 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:59,571 (high-pitched scream) (crunching) 623 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:00,772 (slap) 624 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,842 - Leave him alone! 625 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,583 (laughter) 626 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,719 - Loser! 627 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:16,588 - Go home to mama, you big baby. 628 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,790 - Fuck you, you crybaby! 629 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,060 - Guys, we better get going before the cops come. 630 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,562 - Not a bad idea. 631 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:27,266 (honking) 632 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,609 - You hear that? 633 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,446 - Hear what? 634 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,047 - Peace and quiet. 635 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,949 The sound of relaxation. 636 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:47,319 - I don't hear nothin' but bugs. 637 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:49,555 And it smells like owl shit out here. 638 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,259 Whoa. 639 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,794 - Hey, relax Reggie. 640 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,329 - Thought I felt a bump. 641 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,298 - You got your brakes on? 642 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,834 - Eh, they all busted up, courtesy of Roger's knuckles. 643 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,603 (Jimmy chuckles) 644 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:05,537 - You'll be fine. 645 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,139 It was just a small wave. 646 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,607 - That's not the point. 647 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,909 I'm trying to stay alive out here. 648 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,215 - Guys, I want to tell you, 649 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,617 thanks for being such great friends. 650 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,256 I mean, what started with a crappy week 651 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:27,058 has the beginnings of a great weekend. 652 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,128 - I can toast to that. 653 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,164 - I mean, how long has it been anyways? 654 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,666 I don't think I've done anything like this since college. 655 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,736 I mean heck, Reggie could even walk. 656 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,407 - Way too long. 657 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,775 To be totally honest, I don't know why 658 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,877 we don't do this more often. 659 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,648 - Whoa! 660 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:50,582 Whoa! 661 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,618 This sucker's huge. 662 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:53,785 Wow, look at him. 663 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,787 He must be a 20-pounder. 664 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:56,988 Gah! 665 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:57,689 - Come on. 666 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:58,390 Keep goin'. 667 00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,326 Keep goin'. 668 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,227 - Reel him in, you weakling. 669 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,960 - Come on. 670 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:02,994 - You shut up. 671 00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:04,396 (splash) 672 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,198 Holy shit. 673 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,267 Look, it's him! 674 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,668 Over there. 675 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,173 - Oh great. 676 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,610 - Back for more, huh? 677 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:22,080 - Well, if it isn't the gay squad. 678 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:23,615 - Why don't you piss off? 679 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,617 - Oh, tough guy now huh? 680 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,819 Funny you weren't such a hotshot back in town 681 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,855 when your friend sucker punched me. 682 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,357 - You were warned, asshole. 683 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,359 - Well now I'm giving you a warning. 684 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:36,027 We're filing charges for attempted murder. 685 00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:38,196 - That's right, and you're all going to jail. 686 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,899 - Hope your soap comes on a rope, bitches. 687 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,368 - Hey, shut up! 688 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,303 - You first, cripple. 689 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:45,971 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa. 690 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,540 Watch how you talk about my friend, you little twig. 691 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,175 - I got your back Jimmy. 692 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,778 (Roger laughs) 693 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,547 - You know why Debs and I are such a hot item? 694 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,016 Because I rock her world. 695 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:02,087 I take her to the moon and back. 696 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,358 Unlike you Gerald, with your limp little worm. 697 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:07,793 Blablablabla. 698 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,061 - It's a tiny one. 699 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,129 - That's not true. 700 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:14,266 - Oh, that's not what I heard. 701 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,568 - I suggest you leave before we have words. 702 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:17,569 - Well you want to fight me? 703 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,004 Come on, right now! 704 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:19,871 - Let it go, babe. 705 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:20,939 We'll have our day. 706 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:21,773 In court. 707 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,241 - Hey, I'm a Roger. 708 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,544 Rogers don't back down. 709 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,881 Take a good look fellas. 710 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:33,552 This is what a real man looks like. 711 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,754 - Flex your battleships, Rog. 712 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:39,825 (Roger shrieks) 713 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,059 - You sons of dicks! 714 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:42,294 - You asshole. 715 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,228 You're suck a jealous prick Gerald. 716 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:44,262 I hate you. 717 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,465 - (laughs) You showed him. 718 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,200 - That's two ass whoopings in one day. 719 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,405 - Run away, run away you dipstick. 720 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,147 - Get those sons of bitches! 721 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:05,150 - Guys, guys. 722 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,318 Look out guys! 723 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:07,986 (shouting) 724 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:08,920 (crash) 725 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,288 (splash) 726 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,192 - Help! 727 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,194 Help I'm drowning! 728 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:17,963 You cocksucker! 729 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:20,432 - Reggie, the rope. 730 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:21,833 - Grab the rope. 731 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:31,877 - Go on. 732 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,379 Give it a go. 733 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:37,816 How's that? 734 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,352 - It's no use. 735 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,220 It's ruined. 736 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,456 - It just needs a little lube, 737 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:47,859 and you know I always carry some of that with me. 738 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,528 (squish) 739 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,631 Yeah, get it in there. 740 00:38:58,136 --> 00:38:59,304 Try it now. 741 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,444 - You fixed it. 742 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,212 Thanks Jimmy! 743 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,247 You're a fucking genius. 744 00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:11,049 (laughter) 745 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,350 Oh wow. 746 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,985 Lookie here. 747 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,354 - Yeah, we'll be there shortly. 748 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:19,157 Just to verify, we'll be going over the purchase agreement 749 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,826 and power of attorney. 750 00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,862 Hello? 751 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:24,896 Sir? 752 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,632 Are you still there? 753 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:28,333 Daggone it. 754 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,801 You gotta be kidding me. 755 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,703 - I'm lucky to get one bar out here. 756 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,539 Reception is horrible. 757 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:35,073 - Yeah, tell me about it. 758 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:38,243 - So you, uh, ready to hit the road? 759 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,210 - Yeah. 760 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,912 Let's get this knocked out. 761 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:44,015 Guys, we'll be back in a couple hours tops. 762 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:44,950 - We'll be fine. 763 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,718 Go on and get out of here. 764 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,257 - Hey, where them guys going? 765 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,625 - I don't know. 766 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:54,960 They're supposed to be going to some meeting. 767 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,361 So is it better? 768 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,597 - It's great man, just like new. 769 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:04,603 - Hey Reggie. 770 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:05,604 - Hm? 771 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,773 - I think they're gone. 772 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:11,910 You want to go do some birdwatching? 773 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,580 - (laughs) Count me in, baby. 774 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,148 I'm ready to roll! 775 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:20,986 Whoa. 776 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,253 Dang it. 777 00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:23,321 - I don't know how to drive this thing. 778 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:24,756 - Holy shit. 779 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,291 Not the fuckin' stairs. 780 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,226 Holy fuck. (crash) 781 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,001 See anything? 782 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,904 Man, I'm getting a woody just thinking about it. 783 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,306 - And nothing yet. 784 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,741 - Let me see those. 785 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:47,913 (upbeat music) 786 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:51,650 Oh, lookie lookie lookie. 787 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:52,984 I found me a cookie. 788 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,419 - What is it? 789 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,755 - Somebody doing the tubesteak boogie. 790 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:57,789 - Let me see. 791 00:40:57,923 --> 00:40:59,090 Let me see. 792 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,494 Unfuckinbelievable. 793 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,230 It's Deborah and her boyfriend. 794 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:06,698 - What does she look like? 795 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,433 Is she naked? 796 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,334 - No. 797 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,669 I got an idea. 798 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:12,571 Come on, let's go. 799 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,339 - Fine then. 800 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,340 Hey Jimmy. 801 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,143 - Ah, son of a bitch. 802 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:19,645 Are you stuck again? 803 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,920 - Guys, I really don't think this is such a good idea. 804 00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:30,589 - Sure it is. 805 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,257 - I'm in hot water as is. 806 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:33,859 - Listen, you haven't been able to relax 807 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,193 since we've been here. 808 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,796 How are we gonna have any fun if you're constantly 809 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:40,599 worried about running into Deborah and Roger? 810 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:43,268 Besides, it's not like we're gonna kill them. 811 00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:44,603 - That's right. 812 00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,538 We're just gonna give them a little scare, 813 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,940 incentive to go home early. 814 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:50,408 - Gerald, I been scared my whole life 815 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,811 ever since the accident. 816 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,881 - You know, you never did tell me about that. 817 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,116 - I guess I was too embarrassed. 818 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,552 - It's okay Reggie. 819 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,521 The first step to healing is talking about it. 820 00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:07,092 - Maybe you're right. 821 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,493 All right. 822 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,729 Well... 823 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,363 I was running late for a job interview 824 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:15,066 and it was for a big position too. 825 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,102 Anyway, it was at a place downtown 826 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,771 and I went and I pushed the elevator button. 827 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:21,573 After about what seemed to be an hour or so, 828 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:22,641 the elevator came. 829 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,242 The door opened, I walked inside, 830 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,344 and I seen a penny on the floor. 831 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,546 And my granddaddy always said that 832 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,250 if you ever found a penny, that's good luck. 833 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,987 And I figured if I got this job I'd be sitting pretty. 834 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:40,325 So I went out to get the penny, but I tripped, 835 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:44,730 and the elevator door closed and smashed my legs. 836 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,933 Then the elevator started going up. 837 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,434 What was left of my battered legs 838 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,671 started bouncing off the elevator ceiling 839 00:42:52,804 --> 00:42:56,441 and broke my legs in over 900 pieces. 840 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,977 - Whoa, I had no idea. 841 00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:03,414 - You ever heard a chicken bone snap? 842 00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:04,716 Pow pow pow pow pow! 843 00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:05,516 Pow pow! 844 00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,452 Crack crack twist. 845 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:13,258 I'm telling you man, 846 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:15,627 ever since then I've been afraid. 847 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:18,129 I've been afraid to take a chance. 848 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,965 Well now this is your chance. 849 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,667 And you take it. 850 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:25,937 - Jimmy. 851 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:29,007 What did you have in mind? 852 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:33,378 (Jimmy cackles) 853 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:37,816 (mischievous music) 854 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,985 I wish Reggie could be here. 855 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,520 - Yeah but, we can't risk his wheel getting caught 856 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:44,022 when we run off. 857 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,861 - What the hell did you drink? 858 00:43:49,995 --> 00:43:51,763 You pee like a racehorse. 859 00:43:51,897 --> 00:43:53,999 - I've been holding it for hours. 860 00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,370 - It smells like asparagus. 861 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:05,110 - Enough already. 862 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,483 - Okay. 863 00:44:12,617 --> 00:44:14,619 - All right boys, let's go. 864 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,192 (moaning) 865 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,361 - [Deborah] Roger, did you hear that? 866 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:24,963 - No baby, it's nothing. 867 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:26,898 Let's go again. 868 00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:29,200 - You want to play who's at the backdoor? 869 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:34,272 - Oh, you are dirty. 870 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,977 - Roger, we're not alone. 871 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,780 Oh my God, what if it's a grizzly bear? 872 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:43,648 - Would you calm down? 873 00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:45,450 - Well go check. 874 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:46,818 - Fine, okay. 875 00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:48,553 - Come on. 876 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,955 Be careful honey. 877 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,028 (splash) 878 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:03,068 (Roger coughs) 879 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:09,507 - Oh they're coming! 880 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,575 It's coming! 881 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,077 Somebody's out there. 882 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,879 Better come the fuck out or I'm gonna cut you. 883 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,480 Come on you son of a bitch. 884 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:17,916 Come on out or I'll cut your fucking head! 885 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:21,419 (Reggie screams) 886 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,420 He's out there! 887 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,421 He's out there! 888 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,389 (ranting and raving) 889 00:45:24,522 --> 00:45:25,356 I told you! 890 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:26,892 I told you he was out there! 891 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,259 I told you he was out there! 892 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,560 I told... 893 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,200 - Oh my little pumpkin. 894 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,836 Look what they did to you. 895 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,270 Oof. 896 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,172 Did you at least see who it was? 897 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:42,573 - No. 898 00:45:42,707 --> 00:45:45,777 But I've got a pretty good idea. 899 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:48,579 - Well, anyways. 900 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:51,216 Where were we? 901 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,554 - You're making me frisky. 902 00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:59,757 - Oh baby, just the way I like you. 903 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,059 (smack) 904 00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:03,895 (smack) 905 00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:05,096 - All right. 906 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,332 That freaking does it! 907 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,467 It's your husband, I know it. 908 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,701 - Goddamn. 909 00:46:10,836 --> 00:46:12,237 Why can't they just leave us alone? 910 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:15,106 - This ends now. 911 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,475 I can see you, you idiot. 912 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,778 - Yeah, get lost before he breaks your nose. 913 00:46:20,912 --> 00:46:23,114 - They just don't learn, do they? 914 00:46:23,248 --> 00:46:25,817 Last warning, punk. 915 00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:27,185 (rip) 916 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,420 You'll pay for that, hotshot. (Deborah screams) 917 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,123 (cackling) 918 00:46:32,257 --> 00:46:33,959 - [Peter] Care for an orange? 919 00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:39,264 (gushing) 920 00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:42,567 - Oh no! (screams) 921 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:47,672 (pounding) 922 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:58,349 (eerie music) 923 00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:02,153 - I knew this was a bad idea. 924 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:04,789 Now we have a broken window to pay for. 925 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,926 - Hey, how can you be so sure Roger did this? 926 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:09,794 - After what we did to them, 927 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,629 I can guarantee you it was them. 928 00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:14,132 - Well whoever did it, they're gone now. 929 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:15,066 - Shit. 930 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,701 - Hey, it's just a window. 931 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,636 We'll say a blue jay flew through it. 932 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,038 An act of God. 933 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,540 They're not gonna make you pay for that. 934 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:23,674 - Whatever. 935 00:47:23,808 --> 00:47:25,343 I'm goin' to bed. 936 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,182 - Who's gonna pick up all this glass? 937 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,885 - Don't look at me. 938 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:35,653 You better talk to Jimmy. 939 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:38,523 - Why does it smell like pee in here? 940 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:50,368 (birds sing) 941 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:00,678 Can you believe this? 942 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,581 - Wow, they really did a number. 943 00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:05,883 Sorry Wilbur. 944 00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:11,957 They must have keyed it to get even. 945 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,928 It's evidence now. 946 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:20,598 So much for their lawsuit. 947 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,209 - So much for my van. 948 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:34,312 (pounding) 949 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:41,219 - Hey Reggie, come on in. 950 00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:44,922 The water's nice and warm. 951 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,124 - Fuck you. 952 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,026 I'm fine just where the fuck I am. 953 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:49,227 - Leave him be. 954 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,395 You know he's afraid of the water. 955 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:53,898 - Especially after his dip recently. 956 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:55,833 - You know, I wonder how many people 957 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:56,801 have peed in this water. 958 00:48:56,934 --> 00:49:00,138 It's all slimy. 959 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:04,409 - Well you can add mine into the list. (laughs) 960 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:05,643 - You freak. 961 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:11,816 - Hey Gerald, why are you still wearing that ring? 962 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,590 - It means absolutely nothing to me. 963 00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,492 Dead weight. 964 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,794 - So, let it go, would ya? 965 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,666 - [Reggie] It's time. 966 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,471 (splash) 967 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:40,478 - Just think, 10 years from now, 968 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,313 some guy's gonna catch a big old catfish 969 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:44,115 that swallowed that ring. 970 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:49,020 It's hard to believe this is our last night. 971 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:50,221 - I know. 972 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,323 Time flies when you're having fun. 973 00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:54,959 We should all do this again soon. 974 00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,894 - You know, my Uncle Woody's got a place 975 00:49:57,028 --> 00:49:59,430 up in Colorado Springs. 976 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,466 It's supposed to be good huntin'. 977 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:03,568 I could make the call if you guys are up for it. 978 00:50:03,701 --> 00:50:05,770 - Definitely. 979 00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:09,640 Let's make it a little bit longer this time. 980 00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:13,878 After my divorce gets finalized, I could use some more time. 981 00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:19,950 - Ouch! 982 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:21,886 - [Gerald] What is it? 983 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,788 - Something bit me I think. 984 00:50:23,921 --> 00:50:25,323 - Maybe it's a crocodile. 985 00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:26,691 - Very funny. 986 00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:29,660 - They like to hang out in shallow water, 987 00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:31,362 then they drag you under, and roll you around 988 00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:33,598 in circles til you're dead. 989 00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:35,233 - He's just messing with you. 990 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:39,804 - I'm outta here. 991 00:50:39,937 --> 00:50:41,706 - The crocodile's gonna get ya! 992 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,242 Poor Wilbur. 993 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:47,345 Chicken! 994 00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:48,946 Go find your mommy. 995 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:54,119 (suspenseful music) 996 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,755 Ah! 997 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:58,989 What the... 998 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:06,197 Got ya. (laughs) 999 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:10,635 Ah! 1000 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:11,869 Ah! 1001 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,738 - I'm not falling for that one. 1002 00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:18,543 (moans of pain) 1003 00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:19,410 - Look! 1004 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,311 Look! 1005 00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:21,279 Guys! 1006 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,747 He's not kidding this time guys. 1007 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,516 He's got a Komodo dragon hanging onto his babymaker. 1008 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:28,719 (everyone shouts) 1009 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,222 Holy shit, he's grabbing you by your balls. 1010 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,293 - [Jimmy] Get this son of a bitch off! 1011 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:36,861 - Sit down, would you? 1012 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,396 (smack) 1013 00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:39,397 (smack) 1014 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,002 - [Reggie] Holy fuck. 1015 00:51:45,136 --> 00:51:45,770 Get him. 1016 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:46,537 Bring him down. 1017 00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:47,172 Bring him down. 1018 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:47,905 (smack) 1019 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,644 You've got to suck the venom out of his fucking dick. 1020 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,280 - [Wilbur] Gotta suck the venom out! 1021 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:56,881 - [Reggie] He could be dead in five minutes. 1022 00:51:57,014 --> 00:51:58,449 - Hold him down, Gerald! 1023 00:51:58,583 --> 00:51:59,884 Hold him down! 1024 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:00,751 - [Jimmy] Get off of me! 1025 00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:02,086 - I'll get his pants. 1026 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:03,087 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa! 1027 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:04,789 It wasn't a snake bite. 1028 00:52:04,922 --> 00:52:05,623 Get off me. 1029 00:52:05,756 --> 00:52:06,824 If was a fuckin' turtle. 1030 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,426 - Hold his legs down! 1031 00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:10,895 - Get off of me. 1032 00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,363 - You're all right! 1033 00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:13,964 He's all right. 1034 00:52:14,098 --> 00:52:15,466 He's all right! 1035 00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:24,575 - Not a single bite. 1036 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:26,844 You should have seen that fish I caught yesterday. 1037 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,112 A monster. 1038 00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:30,147 It must have been 85 pounds. 1039 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:33,451 Look at Jimmy. 1040 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:36,287 Still looking for that heifer. 1041 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:38,789 - He's been looking for over three hours. 1042 00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:41,091 Heck, we haven't seen another soul. 1043 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:44,362 - Come to think about it, 1044 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:47,031 I don't think there's any people out here. 1045 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,966 - We are the only people here. 1046 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:52,503 Don't you find that a little bit creepy? 1047 00:52:52,637 --> 00:52:53,704 - Nah. 1048 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,173 I find it quite relaxing. 1049 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,676 Don't have to listen to any drunk college kids 1050 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:03,047 or dog barking, or Deborah running her mouth. 1051 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,014 - Wow. 1052 00:53:04,148 --> 00:53:05,683 Where did that come from? 1053 00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:08,085 - Let's just say you guys are rubbing off on me a little. 1054 00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:11,021 (chuckling) 1055 00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:15,393 Did you give up? 1056 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,827 - Nah. 1057 00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:19,864 It just hurts when I stand for long periods of time. 1058 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:22,867 (Jimmy groans) 1059 00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,571 But she's out there somewhere. 1060 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:30,007 When I find her, I'm gonna make my move. 1061 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,078 (Jimmy sighs) 1062 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:37,848 - Speaking of that, Gerald, um... 1063 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:39,884 Next week there's a um, 1064 00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:43,020 speed dating event that I'm going to, 1065 00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:46,657 and I was just wondering if you'd like to go with me. 1066 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,025 - No thanks. 1067 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:50,828 I'm not really good at striking up conversation. 1068 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,432 - What about that gal in your office? 1069 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:55,433 - Susan? 1070 00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,868 You've got to be kidding me. 1071 00:53:58,002 --> 00:54:00,338 She wouldn't date a guy like me. 1072 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,340 - Hey I've heard she's got a nice tushie, 1073 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:05,242 all squishy like ham. 1074 00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:08,679 Put a little pineapple and a cherry on top. 1075 00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:12,483 Man, I could take a bite out of them buns. 1076 00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:15,686 - Besides, I think I need a little more time 1077 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:19,056 before I hop into a relationship. 1078 00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:20,625 - Time for what? 1079 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,393 Let me give you a little advice. 1080 00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:25,229 - Oh, can't wait to hear this. 1081 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,931 - If you'd shut that yapper of yours for a second 1082 00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:27,732 you might learn something. 1083 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:28,966 - All right. 1084 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,335 We all ears. 1085 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:33,638 - You see, women always want to be the hero 1086 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,173 in a man's life, so you have to let them know 1087 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:37,608 how lonely you are. 1088 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:39,644 Tug on their heartstrings a little bit. 1089 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:41,779 Then you invite them out to dinner. 1090 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,614 But you don't want to come off like a jackass. 1091 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:47,084 You see, most women want babies. 1092 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:48,486 Men don't. 1093 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:51,055 So you get a picture of one of those orphan kids. 1094 00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:52,457 You know the kind, you pay a penny a day 1095 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:53,858 to save a kid's life? 1096 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:55,259 - Yeah. 1097 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,294 - So you take the picture out at dinner, 1098 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,830 and when she sees it, you let her know 1099 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,666 how much you care for this kid, 1100 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,501 and you want to make a difference. 1101 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,304 Before you know it, you'll be riding her like a pony. 1102 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,540 - I tried that. 1103 00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:10,941 It didn't work a bit. 1104 00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:13,478 Heck, I'd put out three photos. 1105 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:16,447 - It's 'cause you're a fat slob. 1106 00:55:16,581 --> 00:55:19,016 And you're overly ambitious. 1107 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:19,750 - You're right. 1108 00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:20,818 You're right. 1109 00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:22,620 You start off with one kid. 1110 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:25,823 Then after a few dates, you just add some more. 1111 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,393 - That's not a bad idea. 1112 00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:32,196 - Hey. 1113 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:34,799 It's her. 1114 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:43,007 I'm gonna go get a closer view. 1115 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:45,275 Catch you guys later. (Reggie chuckles) 1116 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:50,548 - 20 bucks says he comes back empty-handed. 1117 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:51,916 - I'll bet you 20 on that. 1118 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:53,283 - Yeah. 1119 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,657 - Anyhow, I've had enough of this. 1120 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:02,359 I think I'm gonna go for a little hike. 1121 00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:06,363 Any takers? 1122 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:09,500 - I'm sitting my ass right here. 1123 00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:10,701 - I'll catch up. 1124 00:56:10,835 --> 00:56:12,102 - Okay. 1125 00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,543 - It wasn't Roger I saw the other night. 1126 00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:19,877 I'm sure. 1127 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,246 It was him, the guy Wilbur was talkin' about. 1128 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,582 He had... 1129 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,418 Dark eyes and a hook hand. 1130 00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:29,353 - That's nonsense. 1131 00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:30,655 - Is it? 1132 00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:32,222 Well how else do you explain the orange? 1133 00:56:32,356 --> 00:56:33,691 The one that flew through the window. 1134 00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:35,726 You just saw it with your own eyes. 1135 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,061 - Come on, Reggie. 1136 00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:38,262 You heard Wilbur. 1137 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,631 That's just some story he found online. 1138 00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:43,067 - Maybe, but... 1139 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,171 The other night when you guys were gone, 1140 00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:50,240 I heard a scratch, a tapping noise. 1141 00:56:50,374 --> 00:56:53,277 It started out, then it went to a scratch. 1142 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,514 He was pulling that hook along the wall, taunting me. 1143 00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:57,915 He wanted me to take a look at him 1144 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:01,619 so he could cut my neck open. 1145 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,921 - Look, it's just been a crazy weekend. 1146 00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:05,590 Reggie, relax. 1147 00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:07,157 - All right. 1148 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,794 Have you ever noticed that I'm the only brother out here? 1149 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:12,997 And it's always the black guy that dies first. 1150 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:14,865 - Come on, can't we just relax 1151 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:17,034 and enjoy the rest of the trip? 1152 00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:20,538 - Suit yourself. 1153 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:23,608 - I'd better go find Wilbur before he gets lost. 1154 00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:38,455 - Oh yeah baby. 1155 00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:44,662 (funky music) 1156 00:57:57,575 --> 00:58:00,310 (eerie music) 1157 00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:01,646 Hi there. 1158 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,915 Nice day to get a tan, isn't it? 1159 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,183 - Who are you? 1160 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,652 - Hey I'm Jimmy. 1161 00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:09,253 - Were you watching me? 1162 00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:11,789 - I wasn't watching you, I mean spying on you, I mean... 1163 00:58:13,123 --> 00:58:15,259 - Then what were you doing? 1164 00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:16,493 - I'm a birdwatcher. 1165 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:18,996 I come out every year at mating season. 1166 00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:21,699 Bagah bagah bagah. (chuckles) 1167 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,001 Hey hey hey, take it easy. 1168 00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:25,002 I'm not gonna bite ya. 1169 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:26,804 I'm just saying hello is all. 1170 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,074 Huh? 1171 00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:33,644 (slice) (girl screams) 1172 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:38,816 (Jimmy groans) 1173 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,264 - Have a date to this, bitch. 1174 00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:04,208 (sobbing) 1175 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,211 (splash) 1176 00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:12,382 (evil cackling) 1177 00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:21,391 * Brenda Brenda Brenda and Wilbur 1178 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,728 * Brenda 1179 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,830 * Brenda and Wilbur 1180 00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:32,102 * Brenda Brenda Brenda and Wilbur 1181 00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:36,406 * Brenda Brenda Brenda and Wilbur 1182 00:59:37,474 --> 00:59:40,678 * Brenda Brenda 1183 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:45,783 (heavy breathing) 1184 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:53,123 * Brenda Brenda Brenda and Wilbur 1185 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,061 * Brenda Brenda Brenda * 1186 00:59:57,194 --> 00:59:58,295 (crash) 1187 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:03,934 Hoot stick! 1188 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:07,905 Ow! 1189 01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:09,273 (cackling) 1190 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:11,041 Hoot stick! 1191 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,342 Sh... 1192 01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:20,450 (heavy breathing) 1193 01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,887 My glasses. 1194 01:00:39,937 --> 01:00:40,671 - You all right? 1195 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:44,141 - Oh geez, you scared me. 1196 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:46,610 I can't see nothin' without my glasses. 1197 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,045 - You're bleeding. 1198 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:52,850 - A rock or a falcon or something 1199 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:54,952 hit me in the head. 1200 01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:56,620 Oh, it hurts. 1201 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:57,755 - Come on. 1202 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,223 We'd better get you back to camp. 1203 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:00,725 - Thanks Gerald. 1204 01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:03,694 - Careful. 1205 01:01:03,828 --> 01:01:06,363 - I can't see nothin' without my glasses. 1206 01:01:07,364 --> 01:01:08,933 - They're on your head. 1207 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:19,209 (ominous music) 1208 01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:22,246 - So how bad is it? 1209 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:24,348 - Eh, you'll live. 1210 01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:25,382 - This is all I could find. 1211 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:26,851 - Thanks, thanks. 1212 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,686 - My head's pounding. 1213 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:32,890 It feels like somebody hit me with a hammer. 1214 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,725 - It could have been a lot worse. 1215 01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,660 From the height of that cliff, 1216 01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:38,462 anything bigger you would have been dead. 1217 01:01:38,595 --> 01:01:41,498 - I wonder if anybody's ever fell off that cliff. 1218 01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:43,200 - It would be a long drop, that's for sure. 1219 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,601 - They'd splat like a pancake. 1220 01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:45,736 (clap) 1221 01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:47,137 - That scared me, shit. 1222 01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:49,039 - You know, I read an article once 1223 01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:51,141 about this lady in Russia. 1224 01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:55,012 She felt out of an airplane and lived. 1225 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:56,180 - I wonder what was the last thing 1226 01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:57,915 that went through her mind. 1227 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,350 - Not living? 1228 01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:05,522 - Beats me but man, she fell over 33,000 feet and survived. 1229 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:07,024 That's incredible. 1230 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:08,759 - Ouch. 1231 01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:12,096 She must have broke a lot of bones. 1232 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:15,032 - As long as your package still functions, 1233 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,600 that's all that matters. 1234 01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:22,706 - Speaking of that, don't you guys think 1235 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,109 Jimmy should be back by now? 1236 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:27,711 - How long have we known each other guys, huh? 1237 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,880 Jimmy's relentless. 1238 01:02:30,014 --> 01:02:33,417 If he's not back by tomorrow, we'll go look for him. 1239 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,684 - Okay. 1240 01:02:37,021 --> 01:02:38,588 I... 1241 01:02:38,722 --> 01:02:40,791 I gotta go lay down. 1242 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,761 Ow. 1243 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,296 Thanks guys. 1244 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:49,800 (thud) 1245 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:53,670 - He's fucked up. 1246 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:54,905 - Yeah. 1247 01:02:56,340 --> 01:03:01,378 (ominous music) 1248 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:16,626 Still no sign of Jimmy? 1249 01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:20,297 - Uh-uh. 1250 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:21,731 - [Reggie] That's everything. 1251 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,634 - We need to be leaving now. 1252 01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:27,905 Guys, we're gonna have to split up and find Jimmy. 1253 01:03:28,038 --> 01:03:29,639 - I'll look around down here. 1254 01:03:29,773 --> 01:03:30,975 - Good. 1255 01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:34,011 I'll look through the woods behind here. 1256 01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:36,680 Do you mind hiking that peak, Wilbur? 1257 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:39,449 - Sure thing. 1258 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:40,650 - Okay. 1259 01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:42,586 We'll meet back here in about an hour. 1260 01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:43,888 - Got ya. 1261 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:51,896 (soft music) 1262 01:03:55,099 --> 01:03:56,366 - Jimmy! 1263 01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:00,504 Hey Jimmy, we're goin'! 1264 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:03,673 Jimmy? 1265 01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:08,178 Where are you? 1266 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,049 Hey Jimmy! 1267 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,320 Jimmy! 1268 01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:17,821 Where are you? 1269 01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,191 Jimmy? 1270 01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:25,629 Ah. 1271 01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:29,666 (heavy breathing) 1272 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:38,075 (birds caw) 1273 01:04:39,676 --> 01:04:44,714 (coughing) 1274 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:50,854 Dammit! 1275 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,667 Quit playing jokes, Gerald. 1276 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,669 I can't see very well. 1277 01:05:05,802 --> 01:05:08,405 My glasses are all messed up. 1278 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,980 You're not Gerald. 1279 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:20,450 Stay away. 1280 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:22,886 Stay away. 1281 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,455 - Run piggy, run. 1282 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,424 (oinking) 1283 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:54,718 - Please. 1284 01:05:54,851 --> 01:05:56,286 You don't have to do this. 1285 01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,258 - Oops. 1286 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,795 (Peter chuckles) 1287 01:06:05,929 --> 01:06:07,664 - Why are you doing this to me? 1288 01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:09,466 Why? 1289 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,068 Why? 1290 01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:14,671 - You know, there are over 50 varieties of navel oranges. 1291 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:18,875 The ones from Florida are my favorites. 1292 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:20,177 - Mommy! 1293 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,448 (Wilbur gasps) 1294 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,354 (Wilbur screams) 1295 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,488 (thud) 1296 01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,792 (chuckling) 1297 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:40,964 (low somber music) 1298 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,039 (birds caw) 1299 01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:57,681 (soft fast-paced music) 1300 01:06:58,615 --> 01:06:59,716 - Fuck. 1301 01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:05,222 (Reggie whimpers) 1302 01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,763 Oh fuck me! 1303 01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:18,602 No! 1304 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,237 Holy fuck! 1305 01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:24,841 Gerald! 1306 01:07:24,974 --> 01:07:26,009 Jimmy! 1307 01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:27,844 Oh Jesus. 1308 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,447 Oh Jimmy. 1309 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:34,184 Gerald? 1310 01:07:34,318 --> 01:07:35,685 Gerald! 1311 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:37,554 Help! 1312 01:07:37,687 --> 01:07:38,955 Help! 1313 01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:40,657 Help Jimmy! 1314 01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:44,161 Holy shit. 1315 01:07:44,294 --> 01:07:45,562 (crash) Oh shit! 1316 01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:50,467 Oh shit. 1317 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:18,228 You fucking prick! 1318 01:08:18,362 --> 01:08:20,964 (Peter laughs crazily) 1319 01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:22,899 Prick. 1320 01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:24,401 Fuck you. 1321 01:08:34,411 --> 01:08:37,614 Ah, you son of a fucking bitch! 1322 01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:43,086 (motor starts) 1323 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:45,121 Bye, you shit fuckies. 1324 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:49,826 Ow! 1325 01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:52,128 - Ah yeah! 1326 01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:53,363 Haha! 1327 01:08:54,398 --> 01:08:55,465 Yeah! 1328 01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:04,708 - Ow! 1329 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:07,744 Ow! 1330 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,619 - I'm coming for you! 1331 01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:17,020 - Fuck you. 1332 01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:29,165 (birds caw) 1333 01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:46,916 - My God, Jimmy! 1334 01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:39,035 (heavy breathing) 1335 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:56,653 - [Reggie] Oh! 1336 01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:17,073 (chuckling) 1337 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:24,414 (crash) 1338 01:11:24,548 --> 01:11:28,151 (cackling) 1339 01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:13,797 (squish) 1340 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:27,310 (cackling) 1341 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:29,312 - You're mine. 1342 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,887 - Come on. 1343 01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:40,424 Shit. 1344 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,261 Come on, come on. 1345 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:46,496 Go go. 1346 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,165 Come on. 1347 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:52,836 - Get outta there! 1348 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,507 (truck starts) 1349 01:13:06,082 --> 01:13:08,184 No! 1350 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:21,998 (growling) 1351 01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:30,373 (shrieking) 1352 01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:31,240 - Gerald! 1353 01:13:31,374 --> 01:13:32,776 Stop Gerald! 1354 01:13:33,877 --> 01:13:35,912 He's coming to get me! 1355 01:13:36,045 --> 01:13:37,380 Stop Gerald! 1356 01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:40,817 No! 1357 01:14:29,165 --> 01:14:32,168 (soft piano music) 1358 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:33,469 - You must be Gerald. 1359 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:34,303 - Yes. 1360 01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:35,705 - I'm Dr. McDonald. 1361 01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:38,441 My deepest condolences for your losses. 1362 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,710 - Thank you. 1363 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,612 How is he doing? 1364 01:14:42,746 --> 01:14:43,847 - Not good. 1365 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,350 I admit that I'm shocked he even survived. 1366 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,754 Why the impact alone was enough to kill an elephant. 1367 01:14:52,388 --> 01:14:55,692 Are you sure, before we go in, that you want to see this? 1368 01:14:57,594 --> 01:14:58,127 - Yes, doctor. 1369 01:14:58,261 --> 01:14:59,495 I need to. 1370 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:02,632 He's the only friend I have left. 1371 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:05,234 - Very well. 1372 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:18,915 (machines beep and murmur) 1373 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:24,453 Like I said, there's not much left to look at. 1374 01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:27,691 I'll leave you. 1375 01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:34,964 - Hey pal. 1376 01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:36,833 How you doin'? 1377 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:40,436 (gurgling) 1378 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:42,538 It's okay, it's okay. 1379 01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:44,507 I'm here for you. 1380 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:46,475 And I'm not going anywhere. 1381 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:51,414 I guess you probably heard about the others. 1382 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,584 They didn't make it. 1383 01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:56,686 But that's why you need to hang in there. 1384 01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:59,088 You can beat this, I know you can. 1385 01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,666 - It's time for your friend's lunch. 1386 01:16:09,799 --> 01:16:11,701 You've gotta eat and get some rest, 1387 01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,870 and I recommend you do the same. 1388 01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:14,938 - But I just got here. 1389 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,205 - [Reggie] Oh God. 1390 01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:18,207 - Think about your friend's health. 1391 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,010 How's he supposed to get any better 1392 01:16:21,144 --> 01:16:23,680 if he's not gonna get any sleep? 1393 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:25,114 - Okay. 1394 01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:26,582 - Don't you worry. 1395 01:16:26,716 --> 01:16:28,752 We'll take good care of him. 1396 01:16:28,885 --> 01:16:32,922 (gurgling) 1397 01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:36,325 - You're gonna be okay, Reg. 1398 01:16:38,561 --> 01:16:42,565 (moaning) 1399 01:16:42,699 --> 01:16:44,567 - We'll be fine. 1400 01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:47,203 - [Reggie] Oh God. 1401 01:16:48,772 --> 01:16:51,741 - You uh, mind closing the door on your way out? 1402 01:16:54,510 --> 01:16:56,680 - I'll see you first thing in the morning. 1403 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,581 Take care, pal. 1404 01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:00,616 - [Reggie] Oh no. 1405 01:17:13,562 --> 01:17:14,798 Ow! 1406 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:20,503 (ominous music) 1407 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,972 Help me. 1408 01:17:25,909 --> 01:17:27,110 - Go on. 1409 01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:29,178 Have a taste. 1410 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:33,082 (muffled screaming) 1411 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:35,284 (tearing) 1412 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:39,956 (steady beep) 1413 01:17:44,894 --> 01:17:45,895 - Good morning, Susan. 1414 01:17:46,029 --> 01:17:48,031 - Good morning sir. 1415 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,666 - Please call me Gerald. 1416 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,502 - Um, this came for you this morning. 1417 01:17:53,636 --> 01:17:55,805 Do you just want me to put it on your desk? 1418 01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:56,539 - No thank you. 1419 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,107 I'll take it. 1420 01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:01,845 - I am so sorry about what happened to your wife, Gerald. 1421 01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,613 I read about it in the paper this morning. 1422 01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:07,050 - It's a shame. 1423 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:10,153 - Now you can't feel guilty, Gerald. 1424 01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:13,522 There's nothing that you could have done to help her. 1425 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,424 Um... 1426 01:18:17,593 --> 01:18:19,262 - You're right. 1427 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,731 Honestly, our marriage was already over 1428 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:24,901 but no one deserves to die that way. 1429 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:27,670 I'm sorry, I shouldn't bother you with my personal matters. 1430 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,139 - It's quite all right. 1431 01:18:30,273 --> 01:18:32,341 I'll let you get back to work. 1432 01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:33,509 - Susan? 1433 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:39,883 Could I interest you in dinner tonight at my place? 1434 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:43,586 I'm sorry. 1435 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:44,954 My apologies. 1436 01:18:45,088 --> 01:18:46,289 I'm sorry for being so personal. 1437 01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:47,556 - No! 1438 01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:49,525 - Huh? 1439 01:18:50,426 --> 01:18:51,527 - Yes. 1440 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:09,478 (humming) 1441 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:20,256 (simple cheerful music) 1442 01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:52,621 - You look absolutely stunning. 1443 01:19:52,755 --> 01:19:54,223 - Aw, thank you. 1444 01:19:54,357 --> 01:19:55,624 - Please come in. 1445 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,496 - Whatever you're cooking smells wonderful. 1446 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,365 - Well thank you. 1447 01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:04,433 Can I take your coat? 1448 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:07,837 - I love your home. 1449 01:20:09,705 --> 01:20:11,440 There's something about an older home 1450 01:20:11,574 --> 01:20:15,011 that does resonate that charm of yesteryear. 1451 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:17,914 How many bedrooms are there? 1452 01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:19,182 - Six. 1453 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:23,786 Which makes for a big lonely home, 1454 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,489 given everything that I've gone through. 1455 01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:29,025 I'm a bit scared to sleep here, honestly. 1456 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:35,698 Um, make yourself comfortable. 1457 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:38,801 And in the meantime, can I get you something to drink? 1458 01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:40,736 - You may. 1459 01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:42,205 What are you having? 1460 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:43,639 - Wine. 1461 01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:47,877 - Then I'll have the same. (high-pitched giggle) 1462 01:21:06,629 --> 01:21:07,796 Thank you. 1463 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:13,869 Mm, this is good. 1464 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:17,740 - It's a Cabernet 2001. 1465 01:21:19,675 --> 01:21:21,710 - Who is that? 1466 01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:23,712 - Oh, that's my son Hootsie. 1467 01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:28,784 - I didn't know you had any children. 1468 01:21:28,918 --> 01:21:32,922 - Well technically, no, he's not mine. 1469 01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:37,593 You see, I donate $1 a day to make a difference in his life. 1470 01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:40,029 - That's so sweet. 1471 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:46,102 - And I'm hoping one day he and I can play ball together, 1472 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:49,238 as father and son, but until then, 1473 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:53,509 I need to make sure that he gets fresh vegetables and water. 1474 01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:01,750 - You're an amazing human being, Gerald. 1475 01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:08,224 If only more men were like you. 1476 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:11,560 - I'm just doing what any good father would do. 1477 01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:16,432 - Bless your heart, Gerald. 1478 01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:22,371 (funky music) 1479 01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:23,372 (ding) 1480 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:24,907 - That... 1481 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:26,509 That's the food. 1482 01:22:26,642 --> 01:22:27,810 - Uh-huh. 1483 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:34,083 You're an amazing chef, you know that? 1484 01:22:34,217 --> 01:22:35,551 - Oh thanks. 1485 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,922 I started the chicken two hours ago in a brine 1486 01:22:40,056 --> 01:22:44,460 and I put over 70 herbs and spices from my garden. 1487 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:50,333 Of course Deborah, she never appreciated my cooking. 1488 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:53,436 - She never appreciated you either. 1489 01:22:56,772 --> 01:22:58,841 - Can I get you some more wine? 1490 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,476 - You may. 1491 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,414 - [Gerald] Do you mind if I go to the cellar 1492 01:23:05,548 --> 01:23:08,084 to get another bottle of wine? 1493 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:11,220 - While you're at it, why don't you grab two? 1494 01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:16,159 (high-pitched giggle) 1495 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:19,962 Do you have a little girl's room that I could use? 1496 01:23:20,096 --> 01:23:22,165 I need to tinkle. 1497 01:23:23,132 --> 01:23:24,533 Freshen up. 1498 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:31,374 - It's up the steps, two doors on the left, 1499 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:34,577 in my bedroom. 1500 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:38,147 (giggling) 1501 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:48,491 (farting) 1502 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:55,898 (toilet flushes) 1503 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:07,376 (suspenseful music) 1504 01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:14,016 Susan, did you find it? 1505 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,251 - Yeah. 1506 01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,420 I'll be down in a moment. 1507 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:45,948 - Susan! 1508 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:48,951 I thought you were... 1509 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:50,286 - Dead. 1510 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:56,859 (thudding) 1511 01:24:56,992 --> 01:25:00,129 (evil cackling) 1512 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:02,498 - No! 1513 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:04,900 Susan? 1514 01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:06,001 Susan? 1515 01:25:06,135 --> 01:25:07,035 Susan? 1516 01:25:11,073 --> 01:25:11,974 Susan? 1517 01:25:13,008 --> 01:25:14,577 No! 1518 01:25:14,710 --> 01:25:16,078 (squish) 1519 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:18,113 Ah! 1520 01:25:18,247 --> 01:25:20,483 - Refreshing, isn't it? 1521 01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:24,019 Fresh squeezed, no artificial flavors neither. 1522 01:25:24,153 --> 01:25:27,356 (cackling) 1523 01:25:27,490 --> 01:25:28,991 (Gerald groans) 1524 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:30,826 - Stop! 1525 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,127 Ah! 1526 01:25:32,261 --> 01:25:33,329 Stop! 1527 01:25:37,933 --> 01:25:42,671 (heavy breathing) 1528 01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:46,309 - Gerald, it's okay. 1529 01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,977 You were having a bad dream is all. 1530 01:25:50,779 --> 01:25:51,947 - I'm sorry. 1531 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,382 I must have spaced off. 1532 01:25:53,516 --> 01:25:58,487 - Whatever happened, you were one bad boy last night. 1533 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:01,390 Boop. 1534 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,092 I'm gonna jump in the shower. 1535 01:26:06,061 --> 01:26:07,196 - All right. 1536 01:26:27,149 --> 01:26:29,685 - Are you sure you want to do this? 1537 01:26:31,554 --> 01:26:32,655 - Yeah. 1538 01:26:35,991 --> 01:26:38,227 They would have wanted it. 1539 01:26:38,361 --> 01:26:41,664 Guys, I miss you so much. 1540 01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:09,258 Hey, be careful with that thing. 1541 01:27:09,392 --> 01:27:11,527 You could put a hole through a rhino with that. 1542 01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:15,130 - Are you sure it was necessary to bring this? 1543 01:27:15,264 --> 01:27:17,733 You know how I feel about guns. 1544 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:20,035 - Well, I had to. 1545 01:27:20,168 --> 01:27:21,737 I couldn't let anything happen to you. 1546 01:27:21,870 --> 01:27:23,238 - Nothing will. 1547 01:27:23,372 --> 01:27:25,808 Whoever killed your friends is gone. 1548 01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:28,010 They searched the entire park. 1549 01:27:28,143 --> 01:27:31,714 He'd be stupid to come back. 1550 01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:35,183 - Well if he does, his ass is six foot under. 1551 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:36,679 (slow music) 1552 01:28:38,547 --> 01:28:40,282 I need a few moments. 1553 01:28:40,416 --> 01:28:42,084 - Okay. 1554 01:28:42,217 --> 01:28:43,952 I'm here for you. 1555 01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:51,460 - Well this is it. 1556 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:55,831 It's the end of the road, boys. 1557 01:28:57,099 --> 01:29:02,137 (Gerald sobs) 1558 01:29:04,106 --> 01:29:05,508 Why? 1559 01:29:05,641 --> 01:29:08,677 (Susan sobs) 1560 01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:10,446 Oh Wilbur. 1561 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,714 Reggie. 1562 01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:13,749 Jimmy. 1563 01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:18,387 Wilbur, you were always such a putz. 1564 01:29:18,521 --> 01:29:19,988 Why? 1565 01:29:20,122 --> 01:29:21,724 Why, why? 1566 01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:31,867 - Are you ready? 1567 01:29:33,736 --> 01:29:34,903 - Yeah. 1568 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,408 - Do you want me to go with? 1569 01:29:41,510 --> 01:29:43,111 - I need to do this alone. 1570 01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:49,552 Here's the keys to the van. 1571 01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:52,855 I want you to wait for me and stay inside 1572 01:29:52,988 --> 01:29:55,524 and don't unlock the doors. 1573 01:29:55,658 --> 01:29:58,060 And if anything happens, just honk. 1574 01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,196 - I'll be fine. 1575 01:30:01,329 --> 01:30:02,665 I'm a big girl. 1576 01:30:28,356 --> 01:30:29,592 (knock) 1577 01:30:34,229 --> 01:30:35,898 Forgot your friends. 1578 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,114 (Susan sighs) 1579 01:30:53,381 --> 01:30:55,383 I don't want to sit in here. 1580 01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:12,801 * I'm free I'm free I'm free 1581 01:31:12,935 --> 01:31:15,971 * La la la la * 1582 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:44,166 (ominous music) 1583 01:32:00,683 --> 01:32:01,617 - No no no no no. 1584 01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:02,651 Back in the car. 1585 01:32:02,785 --> 01:32:04,853 - [Susan] I love you too honey. 1586 01:32:06,454 --> 01:32:08,023 Mwah mwah mwah. 1587 01:32:08,156 --> 01:32:10,659 (roar) 1588 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,896 (Susan screams) 1589 01:32:18,166 --> 01:32:22,537 (gunshots) 1590 01:32:24,106 --> 01:32:25,140 (gunshot) 1591 01:32:29,311 --> 01:32:30,679 - Oh shit! 1592 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:34,717 - [Susan] He shot me. 1593 01:32:41,824 --> 01:32:45,928 (Susan cries) 1594 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,229 - You'll be okay. 1595 01:32:47,362 --> 01:32:48,530 It'll be okay. 1596 01:32:49,698 --> 01:32:51,767 - [Susan] Oh Gerald. 1597 01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:52,801 - It'll be okay. 1598 01:32:52,935 --> 01:32:54,202 You'll be okay. 1599 01:32:57,539 --> 01:32:58,373 Come on. 1600 01:32:58,506 --> 01:32:59,507 Come on. 1601 01:33:02,945 --> 01:33:04,212 I got you. 1602 01:33:20,162 --> 01:33:25,200 (rock music)