1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:58,741 --> 00:01:00,967 Heaven or hell? 3 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:04,365 People don't find out where they're headed until they die. 4 00:01:04,837 --> 00:01:08,736 But I know. I know where everyone's going. 5 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,169 Because I'm the one who makes the decision. 6 00:01:14,428 --> 00:01:17,227 This was the moment my life changed forever. 7 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,958 Because God starting speaking to me. 8 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:39,750 He gave me a job. My purpose in life. 9 00:01:40,217 --> 00:01:42,455 The judgements. 10 00:01:45,823 --> 00:01:49,462 He told me as long as I trusted my instincts and did my job... 11 00:01:50,628 --> 00:01:52,910 everything would be alright. 12 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:05,519 My name is Walter Gary Benjamin. 13 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,305 My friends call me Wally. 14 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:12,913 My enemies call me "kid" or "dumbass" or sometimes "stupid fuck." 15 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,112 My mom has always gone with Walt, 16 00:03:15,212 --> 00:03:18,844 and my dad, whenever I talk to him, goes with Walter. 17 00:03:18,944 --> 00:03:22,002 He's God, by the way. My dad. 18 00:03:22,252 --> 00:03:24,809 And no, I'm not Jesus, that was someone else. 19 00:03:24,909 --> 00:03:26,171 With a beard. 20 00:03:41,102 --> 00:03:43,074 - Eggs? - I have to go to work. 21 00:03:43,174 --> 00:03:45,209 It's an important part of life, you know, eating. 22 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:48,757 - I'm sorry, but being late is not an option. - You're never late. 23 00:03:48,857 --> 00:03:51,515 Because I always leave at the same time. Goodbye. 24 00:03:51,615 --> 00:03:53,935 Well, what if you starve to death on the way to work? 25 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:56,207 - I won't. - You might! 26 00:03:56,307 --> 00:03:58,470 - I won't. - Your bus could crash. 27 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:01,460 Everybody dies on impact, except you. 28 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,327 But the paramedics can't get to you, because you're trapped, 29 00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:07,264 under all the twisted metal, and the other dead passengers, 30 00:04:07,364 --> 00:04:09,399 and then there's gas, all over the road! 31 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,918 Now it doesn't explode, which is a good thing. 32 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:16,142 But while they're busy making all of their explosion preparations, 33 00:04:16,242 --> 00:04:18,325 who dies of starvation? 34 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,468 You do! 35 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,648 Being who I am isn't always easy. 36 00:04:58,748 --> 00:05:03,067 The job of deciding someone's eternal fate is a great responsibility. 37 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,826 Him, hell. Her, heaven. 38 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:29,872 Heaven. Heaven, hell. 39 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,900 Heaven. 40 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:33,490 Heaven. 41 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:36,734 When making a judgement, I'm required to look past the obvious. 42 00:05:44,616 --> 00:05:48,646 Heaven. Heaven. Heaven. 43 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,712 Most of the time, I'm able to do my job without question. 44 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,931 But it's hard for me on this particular city bus. 45 00:06:08,784 --> 00:06:13,208 When I was eleven, I took this same bus to the hospital with Jim a lot. 46 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:15,514 He told me if he could fight fires for a living, 47 00:06:15,614 --> 00:06:18,061 a little disease was nothing to worry about. 48 00:06:18,161 --> 00:06:21,946 - Then everything's gonna be okay? - Then everything's gonna be okay. 49 00:06:29,573 --> 00:06:32,690 Dad, when I grow up, I wanna be... 50 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:00,955 Look at this kid, all eager and shit. 51 00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:05,075 I take the time out of my day to address your quirky little dumbass self, 52 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,211 - and you're just gonna blow me off? - I'm working, Vince. 53 00:07:07,311 --> 00:07:09,985 No, you're vacuuming. I'm working. Constantly. 54 00:07:10,085 --> 00:07:13,116 I got this call back on this jack-in-the-box spot they're shooting up in Chi-town. 55 00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:15,187 Corey gave each of us a list of pre-matinee duties that we're supposed to... 56 00:07:15,287 --> 00:07:18,088 Corey gave up on life when he gained 40 pounds, opted against using Rogaine 57 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,625 and decided to manage a fuckin' movie theatre was an acceptable career choice. 58 00:07:21,725 --> 00:07:23,644 - He's still our boss. - No, he's your boss. 59 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:27,598 My boss is Brando. My boss is motherfucking Denzel. 60 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:31,087 My... my boss is that guy who played Gandhi in that old-ass Gandhi movie. 61 00:07:31,187 --> 00:07:34,355 - Corey ain't shit. - What was that? 62 00:07:35,494 --> 00:07:38,959 You know, I saw you creeping up my perphery. You like what I was doing there? 63 00:07:39,409 --> 00:07:41,791 I was like, you know, "Corey ain't shit!", 64 00:07:41,891 --> 00:07:45,082 the whole knowing the whole time you were coming right up on me. That's funny! 65 00:07:45,182 --> 00:07:49,920 Theatre 3 has puke in one of the aisles, just for you, Vince. 66 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:52,389 Yeah. Yeah, my boy, he's all over that. 67 00:07:52,489 --> 00:07:56,026 Usually, when someone identifies you by name, they're talking to you. 68 00:07:56,126 --> 00:07:58,343 Unless you've changed your name to Douchebag. 69 00:08:07,938 --> 00:08:09,289 Lobby looks good. 70 00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:12,776 Thank you. The lobby floor is highest on my list of pre-matinee duties, 71 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:16,193 - so I always make sure to spend... - Jesus Christ. 72 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,689 Undigested Milk Duds. Look at 'em. 73 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,430 - No thank you. - Just fuckin' look at 'em! 74 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:48,545 You're seein' general human condition bullshit going on right in there, man! 75 00:08:48,645 --> 00:08:51,229 It's just a metaphor for life, stupid fuck! 76 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,891 That's Kendall. Definitely heaven. 77 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:04,081 I've liked her since the moment she started working here, but she's Concessions. 78 00:09:04,181 --> 00:09:06,463 - I'm Tickets. - Yo, Kendall! 79 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,480 If only I can figure out how to talk to her. 80 00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:16,754 - It's about time, Wally... - She says, cueing the music. 81 00:09:18,675 --> 00:09:21,211 She says something cool, poetic. 82 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,613 Something cool, poetic. 83 00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:27,183 I respond with equally profound yet effortless banter. 84 00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:29,634 Words, words, words. 85 00:09:42,197 --> 00:09:44,651 - I love you. - You're staring. 86 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,021 - What? - You're staring, dumbass. 87 00:09:48,683 --> 00:09:49,840 I wasn't staring. 88 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:51,775 No, whatever you say, Brokeback Rain Man. 89 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,311 - Vince! Stop. - What? Hey, it's cool. 90 00:09:54,411 --> 00:09:56,446 I'm... I'm all secure in my shit. 91 00:09:56,546 --> 00:09:59,866 Like, I don't want you to think that I'm hatin' on the goofy bitch, I just... 92 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,302 I'm totally into the ladies, so I gotta be like, 93 00:10:02,452 --> 00:10:05,673 "Yo, you know, keep the homo party on that side of the... the lobby, 94 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,992 "'cause I only bang chicks." You know what I mean? 95 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:12,880 It's okay, don't feel bad about yourself. I got an appeal. It's an it-factor. 96 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,265 - I wasn't staring. - Does this normally work for you? 97 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,747 - What? - When you talk. 98 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,717 Dramatic tension. 99 00:10:25,975 --> 00:10:29,160 - Wow. - I wasn't staring at Vince. 100 00:10:31,975 --> 00:10:34,284 I'm gonna go set up before we open. 101 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,872 Well, w... I wasn't staring. I wasn't. 102 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:44,694 Even for the most dedicated Cineplex employee, there are extended gaps of down-time. 103 00:10:44,794 --> 00:10:49,432 I spend mine watching movies. Comedy, romance, action, 104 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:52,620 whatever it is Tyler Perry thinks he's doing. 105 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:57,755 As long as I can just watch. No judging. 106 00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:14,978 Heaven. Heaven. 107 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:17,900 What... 108 00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:28,953 Theatre 1 to your left. Heaven. 109 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,095 Theatre 2. Heaven. 110 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,768 Theatre 8 to your right. Hell. 111 00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:15,035 Hello? 112 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,469 What do you want? 113 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,408 Good day at work? 114 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,878 - Fine. It was fine. - I made eggs. 115 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,780 I'm... I'm not... I'm not... 116 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,948 - Are you sick? - No. 117 00:12:46,048 --> 00:12:48,919 Oh, Walt, you don't look good. Did you catch something? 118 00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:52,088 - I'm fine. - I told you to get a flu shot. 119 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,040 You're working at that movie theatre, 120 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:58,611 with all those people with butter and bathroom doorknob feces on their hands. 121 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,545 I'll get the thermometer. 122 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:56,260 Heaven, heaven. 123 00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,566 - Listen, man, I don't know what's wrong... - Hell. 124 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,549 Heaven. Heaven. 125 00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:11,909 Heav... 126 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:18,483 Heaven. Heav... 127 00:15:19,745 --> 00:15:21,218 Hell. Heaven. 128 00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:36,734 Theatre 3 to your left. Heaven. 129 00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:44,711 Theatre 2 to your right. Polo heaven, tank-top hell. 130 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:47,163 Anybody say he'd be your Prince Charming? 131 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:50,249 Do you think or you just completely... 132 00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:55,185 Theatre 4 right... to your right. Hell. 133 00:15:58,508 --> 00:15:59,809 Hello? 134 00:15:59,909 --> 00:16:02,111 - Come on, man, I'll miss my movie. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 135 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,447 Where are you going, ticket guy? 136 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,226 Just make the judgement, kid. 137 00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,644 - This is not... - Yes or no, up or down, 138 00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:14,273 heaven or hell, I really don't care, but I can't be here any longer. 139 00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:16,376 You're not... you're not even... 140 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,362 I know who you are. 141 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:22,132 - This isn't... This isn't... - Do your job. 142 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,233 - I can't get a reading... - Can I get a new ticket guy? 143 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:28,002 - Mine's broken. - Do... your... job. 144 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,440 Must be nice. 145 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,613 If I had a direct line like you, I wouldn't have to do this. 146 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,115 - Do what? Who are you? - I'm Greg. 147 00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:57,566 Greg? 148 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:03,589 Yeah. Gregory Douglas Tomlinson, if that helps with the paperwork. 149 00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:07,657 - How do you... - How do I what? 150 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,561 Know who I am. No one knows. 151 00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:14,142 No one living, at least. Boo. 152 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:16,327 It's a stupid joke. 153 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:20,351 It's... I just... I've been waiting a long time to try that out, so... 154 00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:23,443 - You're dead. - My lack of colour give me away? 155 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,983 - That's why I couldn't get a read. - So what's the plan? 156 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,532 - How did you find me? - I'm dead, Walter. 157 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,834 - I'm dead and I'm talking to you. - I judge the living. 158 00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:34,718 - You judge everyone. - Everyone living! 159 00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:40,135 So I'm... 160 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:44,495 - I'm stuck here like this? - I don't know! I... I don't... 161 00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:47,798 Well, I can't! 162 00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:57,437 Living, dead, what's the difference? 163 00:17:57,727 --> 00:18:01,580 - I told you, I can't get a read... - A read, a read, right, whatever. 164 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:05,735 Make a guess. I honestly don't care where you send me, just get me outta here. 165 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,901 Flip a goddamn coin! 166 00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,162 It doesn't work that way. 167 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,229 - Why not? - Because I have to know. 168 00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:22,552 - Who cares? - He does. 169 00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:24,587 I have to be right, that's how it works. 170 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:29,075 And how does that happen with normal people who aren't, you know, dead? 171 00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:32,462 - I just see them and I know. - You do all this on a fuckin' hunch? 172 00:18:32,562 --> 00:18:34,754 I wouldn't expect you to understand how I work. There's certain... 173 00:18:34,854 --> 00:18:37,717 - mysteries that can't be explained. - Mysterious ways, right. 174 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,084 Godspeak for bullshit. 175 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,450 Can't feel anything. 176 00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:50,461 You have any idea what that's like? 177 00:18:52,948 --> 00:18:55,418 I'm sorry, but I... I still can't help you. 178 00:18:55,518 --> 00:18:57,966 - What's the harm in trying, Walter? - I have work to do, 179 00:18:58,066 --> 00:19:01,838 and anything that keeps me from doing that work is harmful, so please... 180 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,376 Go away. 181 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:16,439 Okay, I know I promised not to talk about it... 182 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:19,509 - I'm fine. - You don't look fine. 183 00:19:19,609 --> 00:19:24,080 - I told you we're not talking about it. - Well, you have kind of a plague-y look. 184 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,182 - Plague-y? - Well, a pre-plague-y look, 185 00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:28,534 - but that's how it starts. - I don't have the plague. 186 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:31,504 The plague. As if there's only one. 187 00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:35,558 - Goodnight, Mom. - Okay, okay, okay. This time I promise: 188 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,660 we will not talk about it. 189 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,495 - You won't keep that promise. - How do you know? 190 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,230 Because you've broken it five times since we started eating. 191 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,999 - Well, then tell me! - Tell you what? 192 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,748 Whatever it is! 193 00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:48,988 You're gay. 194 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,271 - What? - Aren't you? 195 00:19:51,371 --> 00:19:53,776 - I'm not gay. - It's okay if you are. 196 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,692 But I'm not. 197 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,397 - Well, you're something. - Something not gay! 198 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,553 The book said you'd say that. 199 00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:07,030 And the book about having a depressed son said I would deny being depressed 200 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:10,936 if confronted, and so did the one about having an alcoholic son, and a cutter, 201 00:20:11,036 --> 00:20:13,696 - and a crystal meth addict, and... - Hey. 202 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:17,277 I mean, it makes the most sense. 203 00:20:17,377 --> 00:20:22,286 And I want you to know that I am totally okay with it. 204 00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,351 Goodnight, Mom. 205 00:20:30,378 --> 00:20:31,025 Walt! 206 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,265 I'm not sick, I'm not gay and I'm not hungry. 207 00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:42,457 Walt? 208 00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:47,546 Whatever's going on with you, you have to talk about it. 209 00:20:47,796 --> 00:20:53,002 If not with me, then with somebody. There must be good therapists out there. 210 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,305 We can find one. 211 00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,670 Walt? 212 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,396 - Walt! - I'm not dead, Mom. 213 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,304 Just checking. 214 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,707 Karen? 215 00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:55,932 - Karen Benjamin? - No. 216 00:21:56,032 --> 00:22:01,020 Oh, my Christ, is that you? I haven't seen you in so... Honey, hug! 217 00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:03,740 Yeah, we're doin' it! 218 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,175 - How are you? - I'm great. 219 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:10,990 I gotta tell you, that office was never the same after you left. 220 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,984 Really. What have you been doing? How's little Walter? 221 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,915 Oh, I guess he's not so little anymore. Gotta be in college by now, right? 222 00:22:18,015 --> 00:22:20,957 Yeah, college and... girlfriend. 223 00:22:21,057 --> 00:22:23,993 I mean, he's great. We're... we're... we're great. 224 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,157 Oh, that's great! 225 00:22:30,466 --> 00:22:34,050 Oh, well, you know, we ran out of eggs. 226 00:23:32,629 --> 00:23:34,497 Hey, Walter. 227 00:23:34,597 --> 00:23:38,450 You want some popcorn? I made it just for you. 228 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,339 Special. 229 00:23:40,439 --> 00:23:43,138 With extra butter and bathroom doorknob feces. 230 00:23:46,574 --> 00:23:49,360 Let me know how many eggs you want for breakfast, Walt. 231 00:23:51,712 --> 00:23:54,898 Wally? Walter! 232 00:23:55,818 --> 00:23:57,767 Walter. 233 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,429 Walter. 234 00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:07,220 - Don't be like that, Walter. - Go away! 235 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,050 That's all I'm trying to do, buddy, go away. Forever. 236 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:14,127 - Leave me alone! - Not a chance. Wanna snuggle? 237 00:24:16,238 --> 00:24:18,047 Stop! 238 00:24:19,574 --> 00:24:22,926 Stop! You have to stop! You have... 239 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,167 Are you gone? 240 00:24:34,021 --> 00:24:35,257 Is this destructive ghost silence, 241 00:24:35,357 --> 00:24:38,475 or "gone forever because you've realized I can't help you" silence? 242 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,013 Walt? 243 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,275 I'm... I'm fine! Every... everything's fine. 244 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,237 I can hear you yelling in there. 245 00:24:48,337 --> 00:24:49,872 You can go away now, 'cause everything's okay, 246 00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:53,053 and I just need to start getting ready now, so I... 247 00:24:56,577 --> 00:24:58,564 I have your clothes ready. 248 00:24:59,114 --> 00:25:02,426 - Thank you. - I'll just... 249 00:25:04,919 --> 00:25:06,557 Everything's fine? 250 00:25:08,557 --> 00:25:10,159 - Oh, I forgot the battery. - What? 251 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,945 You asked me to get one with a battery for a backup. 252 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:16,465 Right. Batteries. 253 00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:18,481 It's important to be on time. 254 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:25,529 Well, everything's fine. I need to get ready now. 255 00:25:25,629 --> 00:25:28,227 I have a lot to do today, so... 256 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:30,527 Okay. 257 00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:35,093 Does it help? 258 00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:37,503 What? 259 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,172 If something's wrong with you, if something isn't making sense... 260 00:25:43,725 --> 00:25:46,176 does it help to talk to someone about it? 261 00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:52,585 Yes. 262 00:25:56,437 --> 00:25:58,908 I really need to start getting ready now. 263 00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:01,745 As soon as I'm done hugging you. 264 00:26:37,645 --> 00:26:40,165 Walter Benjamin. 265 00:26:40,415 --> 00:26:41,832 That's my name, yes. 266 00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:48,474 That is your name. Walter Gary Benjamin. 267 00:26:49,493 --> 00:26:53,042 You hiding bodies, Walter Gary Benjamin? 268 00:26:54,128 --> 00:26:56,837 - Bodies? - You got a sort of serial killer kind of name. 269 00:26:56,937 --> 00:26:58,456 - Anyone ever tell you that? - No. 270 00:26:58,556 --> 00:27:03,541 Of course not, that's a terrible thing to say! So, what kind of crazy are you? 271 00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:05,574 - I'm not crazy. - Sure. 272 00:27:05,674 --> 00:27:08,944 But since you're here, might as well pretend you're not completely sane and normal 273 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:13,064 so that I can pretend to make you less crazy. You ever been in therapy before? 274 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,491 No. 275 00:27:17,652 --> 00:27:19,179 Your mom... 276 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:23,574 said that after your dad died, she took you to at least ten different therapists. 277 00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:26,496 - He wasn't my dad. - Who? 278 00:27:26,596 --> 00:27:30,749 - I didn't come here to talk about him. - Well, who'd you come to talk about? 279 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,416 - Greg. - Greg. 280 00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:36,110 He's a ghost. 281 00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:38,695 - Greg's a ghost. - Yes. 282 00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:41,593 And that's who you came to talk about? Greg, the ghost? 283 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:47,204 Yeah. I'm not supposed to see ghosts. That was never... 284 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:50,951 - There's a plan. - Of course there is. 285 00:27:51,051 --> 00:27:54,306 But I can't really get into that. Greg needs to go. 286 00:27:54,556 --> 00:27:57,526 Okay? He's not supposed to be here, so... 287 00:27:58,161 --> 00:28:00,479 there must be something wrong with me, in my brain? 288 00:28:00,829 --> 00:28:03,235 If you know how to fix this, I need you to do it as quickly as possible, 289 00:28:03,335 --> 00:28:06,916 because it's starting to have a very negative effect on my work. 290 00:28:11,765 --> 00:28:15,811 - Could we go back to Jim for a second? - I'd rather not. 291 00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:19,385 Well, of course you wouldn't, but I'm a doctor, this is my office, 292 00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:21,867 and I'm bigger than you, so let's do it my way for a second. 293 00:28:22,317 --> 00:28:25,502 Is Jim a ghost too? 294 00:28:27,088 --> 00:28:30,042 If I tell you, you have to promise not to get angry. 295 00:28:30,785 --> 00:28:32,877 Why would I get angry? 296 00:28:33,728 --> 00:28:35,284 Because you're going to hell. 297 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,084 Tell me something I don't know. 298 00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:19,495 You have the most beautiful eyes, you should show those. 299 00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:21,617 You should really show those, they're really nice. 300 00:29:21,717 --> 00:29:22,578 Thank you. 301 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,890 Damn, they'd look really good for cameras... 302 00:29:26,148 --> 00:29:29,269 That picks it up, and then when you down the iris scope... 303 00:29:49,236 --> 00:29:50,766 She's beautiful. 304 00:29:53,441 --> 00:29:55,277 Yes, she is. 305 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,413 Gonna talk to her? 306 00:29:57,513 --> 00:30:00,316 You don't exist and I have work to do, so I'd rather not have this conversation. 307 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,092 - Just say the word, and I'm gone. - Go! 308 00:30:03,618 --> 00:30:05,621 That's not the word I'm lookin' for. 309 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,090 Mine starts with an "H", preferably two syllables, 310 00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:10,125 but I'll take what I can get. 311 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,343 - Go away! - Talk to her, and I will. 312 00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:17,132 - Really? - Not forever, O Chosen One. 313 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,436 You're not getting rid of me 'til you do your job. But I'll give you the afternoon off. 314 00:30:20,536 --> 00:30:22,337 And all I have to do is just... go... just... 315 00:30:22,437 --> 00:30:24,473 Talk to her like a person would, yeah. 316 00:30:25,171 --> 00:30:28,510 - But I don't think you have the balls. - I've got plenty of... 317 00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:30,324 balls. 318 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:31,709 Prove it. 319 00:30:48,462 --> 00:30:51,183 Hi. What's going on? 320 00:30:52,498 --> 00:30:54,174 Maybe if there's some free time after all the matinees start, 321 00:30:54,274 --> 00:30:55,782 I could buy you some Junior Mints or something. 322 00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:58,160 But you wouldn't have to eat them with me, they... they'd be a gift 323 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:00,193 for you to enjoy at your own leisure. 324 00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:08,450 Actually... all of us back here kinda just borrow the candy that we want, for free, 325 00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:11,070 so we don't have to pay for it. 326 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:14,723 - I'm right here. - It's fine, he doesn't care. 327 00:31:14,823 --> 00:31:16,174 See ya later. 328 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:20,195 "Maybe after the matinees start, I could buy you some Junior Mints or something?" 329 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,931 That was fucking beautiful, bro. Really, I mean it. 330 00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:25,233 I'm actually... I'm... I'm a little hard right now, 331 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:29,037 having just experienced the joy of watching you do your thing, man! That was great! 332 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,739 My mom says that you're supposed to treat women with respect, 333 00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:32,322 and talk to them about things that they're interested in. And Kendall... 334 00:31:32,422 --> 00:31:34,000 Oh, God, hey, I'm just fucking with you, man. 335 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,492 I know you're all in love with her and shit, it's cool. I get it. 336 00:31:36,592 --> 00:31:39,097 But, I should let you know that... 337 00:31:39,847 --> 00:31:42,017 as your co-worker, and I like to think as your friend, that... 338 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,220 I'm probably gonna nail that at some point. 339 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,389 Like, really hard! Oh, yeah, she got a crazy side. 340 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:51,218 Has some sort of breakdown or something at that fancy-ass college she was going to. 341 00:31:51,318 --> 00:31:55,364 Plus, I heard she ain't talked to her dad since she tried to go pro as a cutter. 342 00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:59,368 You know what I mean? Yeah. I kinda like that. 343 00:31:59,468 --> 00:32:01,486 Unstable bitches are the shit, bro. 344 00:32:02,176 --> 00:32:05,036 You know, I don't want to ruin, you know, what you and I have, 345 00:32:05,136 --> 00:32:08,510 'cause I like to think that you and I have like a Of Mice and Men thing. 346 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:11,624 You know, I'm George. Or Lennie. 347 00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:15,150 Whichever one isn't the fuckin' retard, and I don't wanna ruin that, you know? 348 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,120 So, for... for your sake, and for our sake, really, 349 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:21,123 just try not to picture her riding my dick. 350 00:32:21,223 --> 00:32:24,049 Even though it's totally gonna happen. Yo, Kendall! 351 00:32:27,895 --> 00:32:30,614 You pictured it. It's cool, man. You're welcome. 352 00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:33,983 I didn't picture it! 353 00:32:39,474 --> 00:32:42,626 - I didn't picture it. - I did. 354 00:32:45,961 --> 00:32:48,834 Most people seem really worried about being alone. 355 00:32:49,084 --> 00:32:53,255 I guess I can understand how someone can see life as random and meaningless. 356 00:32:53,355 --> 00:32:55,238 Even cruel, at times. 357 00:32:57,349 --> 00:32:59,861 So it makes sense they'd spend most, if not all of their time, 358 00:32:59,961 --> 00:33:03,380 doing their best to ensure they don't have to go through it by themselves. 359 00:33:07,936 --> 00:33:10,353 Safety in numbers, I suppose. 360 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:56,018 Not sure I understand the rules of this particular game, 361 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,687 but I'm pretty sure we're both losing. 362 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,922 So, how'd it go with the girl? 363 00:34:01,022 --> 00:34:02,517 - Fine. - You sure about that? 364 00:34:02,617 --> 00:34:04,059 - Go away! - Make me. 365 00:34:04,159 --> 00:34:06,845 - You know I can't do anything... - We've got a big day ahead of us, Walter. 366 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:10,199 Figure we should get going soon, so I can get you back in time for work. 367 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:10,987 Back? 368 00:34:11,087 --> 00:34:13,935 You do have, like, adults' clothes, right? 369 00:34:14,035 --> 00:34:15,787 - Back from where? - Field trip. 370 00:34:15,937 --> 00:34:16,699 What? 371 00:34:16,799 --> 00:34:20,276 A Son of God, I would think a clothing allowance would be in order. 372 00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:23,995 Why are we... I'm not going on a field trip with you. You're not even real! 373 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:26,118 I have a therapist now. 374 00:34:26,218 --> 00:34:28,783 Yeah, you know, he's... gonna fix this, so... 375 00:34:28,883 --> 00:34:30,685 I'm not going anywhere with you, and even if I did, 376 00:34:30,785 --> 00:34:32,654 I'm not capable of sending you to Heaven or Hell, 377 00:34:32,754 --> 00:34:35,073 so you're just gonna have to get help with your problem from someone else. 378 00:34:35,523 --> 00:34:36,961 Okay? 379 00:34:37,061 --> 00:34:38,199 Sorry, didn't catch most of that, 380 00:34:38,299 --> 00:34:41,168 I was too busy suffering from the weight of ten years 381 00:34:41,268 --> 00:34:46,516 of unrealized post-death eternity to hear you. Care to run all that by me again? 382 00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:50,954 - That's the best you got? - I can't wear that. 383 00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,338 A church? 384 00:34:56,545 --> 00:34:59,348 Stop messin' with your suit, you look fine. 385 00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:02,331 - I do? - No, but we're late. 386 00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:06,955 - You never told me how. - How what? 387 00:35:07,055 --> 00:35:09,315 You were able to find me. 388 00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:13,244 Mysterious ways, I guess. 389 00:35:13,844 --> 00:35:15,839 I still don't know what we're doing here, and I haven't been inside a church 390 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:18,934 since Jim's funeral, and I just... I don't... The suit's really uncomfortable! 391 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:21,918 It's making my thighs all sweaty, and I don't understand what... 392 00:35:24,271 --> 00:35:27,976 And then we'll go through your vows. You've both written them by now, yes? 393 00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:30,212 We'll have them done by tomorrow, I promise. 394 00:35:30,312 --> 00:35:32,247 - This is weird, we shouldn't be here. - Not yet. 395 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:35,083 "Wind Beneath My Wings", a capella. 396 00:35:35,183 --> 00:35:37,902 Look, we should leave. 397 00:35:38,152 --> 00:35:42,057 Alright, and then we'll have the presentation of the rings. That's your cue. 398 00:35:42,157 --> 00:35:43,942 And... 399 00:35:44,745 --> 00:35:46,741 Mason. 400 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,031 Who's Mason? 401 00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:51,247 My son. 402 00:35:55,003 --> 00:35:59,224 Baby girl. Goddamn beautiful baby girl. 403 00:36:00,089 --> 00:36:04,446 - You have a family? - Had. Had, yeah. 404 00:36:04,546 --> 00:36:08,516 Now, to her credit, it took her almost a decade to re-marry. 405 00:36:08,616 --> 00:36:11,870 - All this time, you've just been... - I don't stalk 'em or anything. 406 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,041 Anymore. I just keep tabs. Make sure everyone's okay. 407 00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:20,543 I mean, the new guy's a little stiff. Pretty sure he's breathin'. 408 00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:23,148 So... 409 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,150 So what? 410 00:36:26,074 --> 00:36:28,219 Where are they headed? 411 00:36:28,593 --> 00:36:29,404 You... you mean... 412 00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:31,973 I'm assuming that you judge 'em one by one. 413 00:36:32,073 --> 00:36:36,611 You don't have, like, an afterlife family plan or anything, right? 414 00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:39,571 - Look, this isn't, really... - So, they're gonna be okay? 415 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,164 I mean... 416 00:36:43,317 --> 00:36:44,490 She's not perfect. 417 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:49,091 But for whatever it's worth, she doesn't deserve Hell. 418 00:36:49,191 --> 00:36:51,943 And if you even think about fucking over either one of my kids... 419 00:36:52,093 --> 00:36:54,769 - I can't talk about it. - What? 420 00:36:54,869 --> 00:36:56,898 Other people's judgements is not for anyone else to know. 421 00:36:56,998 --> 00:36:58,366 - Come on. - I can't. 422 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,885 - That's my fuckin' family. - Not anymore! 423 00:37:01,235 --> 00:37:05,070 And you're off to start your life as husband and wife, happily ever after. 424 00:37:05,170 --> 00:37:07,709 - Sound like a game plan? - Thank you! 425 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,794 - I'm sorry. - No, that's good. That's good. 426 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,396 It's... you know you got your rules. Certainly convenient. 427 00:37:37,471 --> 00:37:40,756 - Where are you going? - I'm late for work! 428 00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:04,828 Nothing to worry about, kiddo. 429 00:38:05,634 --> 00:38:09,121 - Just some more tests. - Tests for what? 430 00:38:09,771 --> 00:38:11,840 Well... come here. 431 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:16,531 They wanna know if I'm really from Mars, or if I'm just weird. 432 00:38:17,245 --> 00:38:22,498 You should get tested too. You're weird. Are you weird or just a Martian, Walter? 433 00:38:24,152 --> 00:38:27,122 Jim Benjamin. Jim Benjamin. 434 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,105 Wish me luck. 435 00:38:36,764 --> 00:38:39,385 - Okay... Jim Benjamin? - Yeah. 436 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,270 I just need you to sign for that, it's the top form. 437 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:45,240 And then, I'll be back in a bit. 438 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:49,333 Alright. Sorry! Thank you. 439 00:39:19,341 --> 00:39:22,610 Oh, man, you're making this shit too easy on me, Rain Man. 440 00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:24,629 Hey, by the way, you're late, motherfucker. 441 00:39:25,575 --> 00:39:26,281 What? 442 00:39:26,381 --> 00:39:29,267 Wally! Wally. 443 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:30,768 Hello, Kendall. 444 00:39:31,683 --> 00:39:35,023 How's your day going... so far... today? 445 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:39,634 It's... it's good. Yes, it's... it's good so far. 446 00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:40,979 Good. 447 00:39:41,429 --> 00:39:45,076 Hey, tell me to just shut up if I'm prying, or anything, but... 448 00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:48,186 the past couple days, you've seemed a little off, or something. 449 00:39:49,036 --> 00:39:51,230 I'm fine, thank you. 450 00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:55,233 Cool suit you got there. 451 00:39:55,510 --> 00:40:00,181 It's too small. And very uncomfortable in a variety of places, 452 00:40:00,281 --> 00:40:02,317 and it's making my thighs continue to sweat 453 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:05,801 even though I'm now in a very well air-conditioned building. 454 00:40:07,455 --> 00:40:09,224 I feel weird now. 455 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,808 - No, Wally... - Goodbye. 456 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:17,513 Well, well, well, you are exactly... 457 00:40:18,566 --> 00:40:22,704 You're late. Which means you have to do Vince's shit-work. 458 00:40:22,804 --> 00:40:27,475 - But I'm the ticket-taker/ ticket-tearer. - Sorry, Mijo, I don't make up the... 459 00:40:27,575 --> 00:40:29,878 What is... what are you wearing? 460 00:40:29,978 --> 00:40:32,180 - A suit. - I didn't even know you had other clothes. 461 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,517 - It's too small. - Yeah, a little bit. 462 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:05,079 At least pretend to be a little rattled. I'm a ghost, man! You owe me that much. 463 00:41:05,179 --> 00:41:07,749 - I'm working. - Yeah, apparently. 464 00:41:07,849 --> 00:41:09,317 - You made me late. - So? 465 00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:12,654 - I'm never late. - Hey, I'm sorry, but... 466 00:41:12,754 --> 00:41:15,590 What's the Son of God doing working at a movie theatre? 467 00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:18,359 Shouldn't you be, like, curing lepers or something? 468 00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:20,495 Miracles were phased out over a thousand years ago. 469 00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:22,330 I'm pretty sure lepers don't go to the movies very often. 470 00:41:22,430 --> 00:41:24,499 Never answered my question. 471 00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:27,101 The lobby offers constant access to new people for judgment. 472 00:41:27,201 --> 00:41:29,004 - Just makes sense to work here. - Bullshit! 473 00:41:29,104 --> 00:41:33,815 There'd be like three times as many people at McDonalds or the fuckin' DMV. 474 00:41:33,915 --> 00:41:36,244 - Why here? - He used to take me here a lot. 475 00:41:36,344 --> 00:41:37,612 - Who? - Jim. 476 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:39,280 - Who's Jim? - Even after he got sick. 477 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:41,591 - "A nice escape from reality," he called it. - Walter. 478 00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:44,753 So now I work here. But instead of doing my cineplex duties, 479 00:41:44,853 --> 00:41:47,689 I'm the trash collector/ trash emptier, which is the punishment for being late, 480 00:41:47,789 --> 00:41:49,577 which I only am because of you, which... which I don't even think 481 00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:51,574 - you've properly acknowledged. - You miss him? 482 00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:57,582 They don't miss me. I mean, you know. 483 00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:01,235 - I have to go back to work. - You know her, don't ya? 484 00:42:01,335 --> 00:42:03,371 - Who? - Allie. 485 00:42:03,471 --> 00:42:05,106 The way you looked at her, at the church. 486 00:42:05,206 --> 00:42:06,474 - I need to get back inside... - How do you know her? 487 00:42:06,574 --> 00:42:08,509 Just please leave me alone. 488 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:12,164 I'm not gonna watch her walk down that aisle, Walter. It has to be now! 489 00:42:12,264 --> 00:42:14,313 Do your job! 490 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,270 No! 491 00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:38,040 - Church? Really? - I know we talked about this. 492 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:42,076 You let Greg the ghost take you to a house of worship?! 493 00:42:42,176 --> 00:42:43,979 - You did that! - Can I just explain... 494 00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:48,683 Hold on, I've gotta get another lap in before I listen to this. 495 00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:51,014 Oh, my God! 496 00:42:51,452 --> 00:42:53,231 Alright. 497 00:42:58,325 --> 00:42:59,394 - Go. - I just thought that... 498 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,829 - It's crazy. - What? 499 00:43:00,929 --> 00:43:03,373 It doesn't matter what you're about to say if what you're about to say 500 00:43:03,473 --> 00:43:04,950 is you went to church with a dead guy. 501 00:43:05,214 --> 00:43:07,935 Who we both had agreed was not an actual dead guy, 502 00:43:08,035 --> 00:43:10,772 but the kind of dead guy only crazy people see! 503 00:43:10,872 --> 00:43:12,040 - But, you don't... - Crazy! 504 00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:16,978 And I will be completely honest with you. You're lookin' a bit off at the moment. 505 00:43:17,078 --> 00:43:19,781 Not that you were ever a picture of "on." No... 506 00:43:19,881 --> 00:43:22,683 - Should I leave? - Yes. 507 00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:24,293 - Really? - You didn't have an appointment. 508 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,645 You said I could come in! 509 00:43:27,285 --> 00:43:29,824 - Why did you come here? - Because I think that this is an emergency. 510 00:43:29,924 --> 00:43:32,577 No, no, I mean, why did you come here initially? 511 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,263 I... came here to... 512 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,282 - To? - Stop seeing the... 513 00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,734 To stop seeing Greg the ghost, that's why you came here. 514 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:42,937 You knew enough to know that seeing dead people was crazy. 515 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:48,076 So why, Walter Gary Benjamin, are you now going on dates with him?! 516 00:43:48,176 --> 00:43:49,625 He's very persistant! 517 00:43:52,346 --> 00:43:53,348 - Leave. - What? 518 00:43:53,448 --> 00:43:54,650 Seriously, you gotta go. 519 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,918 - But... but... I'm trying... - Crazy. 520 00:43:57,018 --> 00:43:59,153 He... you don't understand. He seems real. 521 00:43:59,253 --> 00:44:01,222 - Crazy. - He's got a family, and I know they're real. 522 00:44:01,322 --> 00:44:05,383 Straight-up batshit. I'm sorry, Walter, but that's my professional opinion; 523 00:44:05,483 --> 00:44:08,477 you're beyond fixing. Goodbye. 524 00:44:14,935 --> 00:44:18,053 You know Greg ain't the problem, right? 525 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,676 I just came here because I just... I just need... 526 00:44:21,776 --> 00:44:24,294 I know why you think you came here, but that doesn't help me, 527 00:44:24,394 --> 00:44:26,481 and I doubt it's doing much for you either. 528 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:30,234 Aren't you supposed to ask me questions about stuff? Isn't that how this works? 529 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,886 It's a pretty popular approach, yeah. 530 00:44:31,986 --> 00:44:33,400 What do you think you should be asking me about? 531 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:38,531 I got these pages and pages of notes here, mostly stuff about Greg. 532 00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:42,313 And try as I might, with my undeniable talent and insight, 533 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:47,717 I can't seem to come up with a single worthwhile question out of any of this. 534 00:44:50,504 --> 00:44:51,712 But... 535 00:44:52,874 --> 00:44:56,077 There is one question we touched on briefly 536 00:44:56,177 --> 00:44:58,828 that I'm thinking might merit a second look. 537 00:45:06,753 --> 00:45:07,998 Who's Jim? 538 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,859 I love the movies, Dad. 539 00:45:20,601 --> 00:45:22,417 Come on, Walter. 540 00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:42,473 No one is coming. And we're all gonna starve to death if we stay up here. 541 00:45:42,723 --> 00:45:44,907 What are you saying? 542 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:49,063 I'm saying that those things are still in the house, 543 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:54,168 and if we stay up here with no food or no water, we're all gonna die. 544 00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:56,524 First David. 545 00:45:58,805 --> 00:46:01,475 Then Mersp, Centreller. 546 00:46:03,044 --> 00:46:05,229 And then Teller. 547 00:46:05,848 --> 00:46:08,297 There is no search and rescue. 548 00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:12,524 We're gonna have to leave. 549 00:46:15,212 --> 00:46:17,258 First, someone's gonna have to go get it, and bring it around the other side of... 550 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,682 Hey, Wally. 551 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,983 How'd you know it was me? 552 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:29,655 You're always sort of here, aren't you? 553 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:35,447 I guess I love movies. 554 00:46:36,677 --> 00:46:40,596 I know. I'm sure you do, but... 555 00:46:41,649 --> 00:46:44,469 it's different for you, isn't it? 556 00:46:47,755 --> 00:46:49,573 Everything sort of is. 557 00:46:51,464 --> 00:46:55,680 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm just... 558 00:46:57,697 --> 00:47:01,383 The crazy thing is, I really like this movie. 559 00:47:04,705 --> 00:47:08,524 Well, then why are you crying? 560 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,139 I don't know. 561 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:21,603 We're all broken, Wally. 562 00:47:26,259 --> 00:47:28,564 But maybe that's okay. 563 00:48:42,769 --> 00:48:44,929 Please go away. 564 00:48:49,109 --> 00:48:51,112 Whatcha prayin' for? 565 00:48:51,212 --> 00:48:55,916 The girl? It's the girl, right? Askin' Daddy to pull a few strings? I like it. 566 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:59,318 I mean, if the Son of God can't get the girl of his dreams, really, 567 00:48:59,418 --> 00:49:02,337 what chance does true love have in this world? 568 00:49:03,623 --> 00:49:05,142 Why are you doing this? 569 00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:09,797 Allie will be someone else's wife in less than an hour. 570 00:49:09,897 --> 00:49:11,866 - Please. - I can't help you. 571 00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:15,451 - What if I told you everything? - What? 572 00:49:16,904 --> 00:49:19,040 Like everything. 573 00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:21,909 The stuff that you normally see when you... 574 00:49:22,009 --> 00:49:26,114 look into someone's soul or whatever. I'll just lay it out there. 575 00:49:26,214 --> 00:49:27,453 It doesn't work that way, 576 00:49:27,553 --> 00:49:29,517 and even if it did, how would I know you were telling me the truth? 577 00:49:29,617 --> 00:49:33,157 You don't even have the instincts to tell if a man's lying or not? Ask me anything! 578 00:49:33,257 --> 00:49:35,941 You think I'm bullshitting you in any way, I will leave you alone forever. 579 00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:38,643 - I can't really get into the logistics... - She was gonna leave me. 580 00:49:39,093 --> 00:49:40,810 Why are you telling me this? 581 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:47,056 You might understand this... unrequited pining thing 582 00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:51,255 or whatever you're doing with Popcorn Girl, but... 583 00:49:52,205 --> 00:49:55,760 to actually have the girl, to have her love you... 584 00:49:56,010 --> 00:49:58,826 like, start a family together... 585 00:49:59,814 --> 00:50:04,502 to know someone in such a perfect way, like completely, that's the best, man. 586 00:50:05,152 --> 00:50:07,969 That's the best. I had that. 587 00:50:10,556 --> 00:50:13,032 So you think I'm afraid of Hell? That's Hell. Worse than Hell. 588 00:50:13,132 --> 00:50:18,480 Having that, losing it. Don't need you or God or... 589 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:21,483 anyone else to explain that to me. 590 00:50:24,005 --> 00:50:26,123 So what do you say, Walter? 591 00:50:26,673 --> 00:50:29,113 Walter? Deal with me, 592 00:50:29,213 --> 00:50:33,028 - you chicken-shit little bitch... - How'd you die? 593 00:50:36,289 --> 00:50:39,134 - What am I supposed... - How did you die? 594 00:50:49,993 --> 00:50:52,101 I mean... 595 00:50:52,867 --> 00:50:55,350 she was my life. 596 00:51:07,614 --> 00:51:11,869 I answer your question, and you run off. Poor form, Son of God. 597 00:51:12,119 --> 00:51:15,339 - Poor form. What are you doing? - We have to go. 598 00:51:15,889 --> 00:51:17,821 - Go where? - Another field trip. 599 00:51:33,206 --> 00:51:35,443 - No. - You think it started already? 600 00:51:35,543 --> 00:51:38,896 What does it matter? It's not like you're invited. 601 00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:41,465 - Hey, Walter! - I need to talk to her! 602 00:51:41,715 --> 00:51:45,920 Don't do this, man! You can't just show up at her wedding. 603 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:48,575 Hey, hey, what's the plan here? 604 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:56,414 Excuse me. Excuse me! 605 00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,978 - ...into its holy... - Excuse me! 606 00:52:01,482 --> 00:52:04,972 - Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt. - Son, I'm sorry, this is a private ceremony. 607 00:52:05,072 --> 00:52:06,707 - I need to talk to the... - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... 608 00:52:06,807 --> 00:52:09,826 My name is Walter Gary Benjamin, I need to talk to the bride! 609 00:52:10,644 --> 00:52:12,327 Wait! 610 00:52:14,148 --> 00:52:16,032 It's okay, I know him. 611 00:52:38,935 --> 00:52:39,857 Allie... 612 00:52:41,213 --> 00:52:44,312 Can you give us a minute? Please? 613 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:47,415 Just trust me, I... 614 00:52:47,515 --> 00:52:50,166 - You yell if you need me. - I will. 615 00:52:55,321 --> 00:52:58,642 I gotta say, your timing could use some work. 616 00:52:59,813 --> 00:53:01,376 Do you know why I'm here? 617 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:05,704 Do you? 618 00:53:10,256 --> 00:53:12,656 You were at the rehearsal too, weren't you? 619 00:53:13,609 --> 00:53:17,685 I couldn't quite place you then, but... 620 00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:23,198 You look just like him. 621 00:53:33,561 --> 00:53:35,910 Are you okay? 622 00:53:36,497 --> 00:53:38,246 No. 623 00:53:40,934 --> 00:53:42,958 No, I'm not. 624 00:53:43,404 --> 00:53:45,120 Walter. 625 00:53:54,213 --> 00:53:55,904 Walter? 626 00:54:25,211 --> 00:54:27,481 Oh, this smells so good. 627 00:54:27,581 --> 00:54:30,213 Well, you probably won't be able to keep much down once you start chemo. 628 00:54:30,313 --> 00:54:34,068 I figured you should have a shot at some real food beforehand. 629 00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:37,525 Last meal, so to speak. 630 00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:39,674 Don't say that. 631 00:54:44,064 --> 00:54:46,133 Is it bad... 632 00:54:46,876 --> 00:54:48,640 that I love you? 633 00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:59,260 - I'm sorry, I shouldn't... - No, no, no, no. 634 00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:03,121 It's okay. 635 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:14,715 Doctor Forrest, dial 118, please. 636 00:55:14,815 --> 00:55:18,680 Doctor Forrest, please dial 1-1-8. 637 00:55:26,339 --> 00:55:28,142 Mom? 638 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:31,225 Mom? Mom! 639 00:55:36,517 --> 00:55:41,737 Stop! Stop, Mom, stop! Stop! 640 00:55:42,478 --> 00:55:44,043 No! Stop, stop! 641 00:55:44,143 --> 00:55:47,354 Walter? Wal... hey, Walter, honey, take a deep breath. 642 00:55:47,454 --> 00:55:50,347 - Are you okay? I'm calling 911. - No, Darren, he's... 643 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,866 - This is crazy! - Walter, it's okay, honey. 644 00:55:52,966 --> 00:55:54,702 Take a deep breath and come sit down for a moment, okay? 645 00:55:54,802 --> 00:55:56,795 - She is a nurse, listen to her! - I should go. 646 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:59,170 I loved him! 647 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:01,513 If that matters. 648 00:56:03,910 --> 00:56:07,991 So did I. And it doesn't. 649 00:56:28,301 --> 00:56:30,154 Told you it was a bad idea. 650 00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:33,554 - Why didn't you say anything? - Look, man, 651 00:56:33,654 --> 00:56:36,344 I had my own shit to figure out here. How was I supposed to know about... 652 00:56:36,444 --> 00:56:38,929 Wait, you knew about Jim and Allie this whole time? 653 00:56:39,079 --> 00:56:43,783 I think maybe we should... calm down a bit, before... 654 00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:45,602 Answer the question. 655 00:56:46,549 --> 00:56:49,071 Of course I fuckin' knew. You gonna try and tell me you didn't? 656 00:56:51,224 --> 00:56:52,312 What? 657 00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:54,796 I mean, really. 658 00:56:55,308 --> 00:56:56,500 How long do we keep doing this? 659 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,099 I didn't even know that she existed until you brought me over here yourself. 660 00:56:59,199 --> 00:57:01,693 We both know nothing happened that you didn't already know. 661 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:04,404 No. Everything made sense until you showed up. 662 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,274 Everything made sense until you started thinkin' about shit. 663 00:57:07,374 --> 00:57:10,058 No, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't. 664 00:57:11,944 --> 00:57:12,947 Don't! 665 00:57:13,047 --> 00:57:15,716 - Hey, man, why am I still here? - Leave me alone! 666 00:57:15,816 --> 00:57:18,899 If you wanted me to leave you alone, you would have done your job! 667 00:57:18,999 --> 00:57:23,304 But maybe, it's not really your job, after all. 668 00:57:24,924 --> 00:57:27,028 How do you know? 669 00:57:32,098 --> 00:57:35,602 Come on. Really? We're doing that? 670 00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:36,970 - Alright. - Leave me alone! 671 00:57:37,070 --> 00:57:38,322 Okay. 672 00:57:38,972 --> 00:57:43,443 You know, I did a little cross-country in high school. 673 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:47,098 Plus I'm dead! So I don't have to, you know, breathe! 674 00:57:47,198 --> 00:57:50,932 You might wanna re-think the "outrunning me" plan! 675 00:57:57,758 --> 00:57:59,662 Leave me alone! 676 00:58:56,917 --> 00:58:58,524 That worked out well for ya. 677 00:58:59,986 --> 00:59:02,003 Get outta here. 678 00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:13,967 You know, I forgave her. Allie. 679 00:59:14,067 --> 00:59:16,837 A long time ago, actually. That's the funny thing about bein' dead: 680 00:59:16,937 --> 00:59:20,857 you don't really dwell on the things that you'd expect to. 681 00:59:21,865 --> 00:59:24,722 See, the only thing that really sticks with you, 682 00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:27,990 haunts you even, 683 00:59:28,181 --> 00:59:32,895 is the overwhelming feeling that you were alive, you fucking existed, 684 00:59:32,995 --> 00:59:34,692 and you wasted it. 685 00:59:36,856 --> 00:59:41,709 Ten years is a long time to waste. 686 00:59:45,431 --> 00:59:47,382 You ready? 687 00:59:50,469 --> 00:59:52,353 You tell me. 688 01:02:57,156 --> 01:02:59,376 - Walt? - Mom. 689 01:02:59,926 --> 01:03:01,743 I heard... 690 01:03:06,332 --> 01:03:08,516 I sent Jim to Hell. 691 01:03:10,369 --> 01:03:12,172 What? 692 01:03:12,272 --> 01:03:15,308 I sent Jim to Hell right after he died, 693 01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:18,026 and there's nothing I can do about it now. 694 01:03:19,846 --> 01:03:22,482 Are you feeling okay? Would you like me to make you some eggs? 695 01:03:22,582 --> 01:03:24,771 I'm not hungry. 696 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,922 Maybe I should make up a batch, 697 01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:31,608 just in case your body is so calorie-deprived you're... 698 01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:34,828 - starting to feed on your organs. - I'm not hungry, Mom. 699 01:03:34,928 --> 01:03:37,597 Now see, that's the thing about the more advanced stages of starvation... 700 01:03:37,697 --> 01:03:40,875 I'm not fucking hungry! 701 01:03:47,206 --> 01:03:50,157 I sent him to Hell. Don't you want to know why? 702 01:03:51,810 --> 01:03:53,480 You're not making any sense. 703 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,510 We never talk about it, but you knew, didn't you? 704 01:03:59,119 --> 01:04:02,022 I think... you need some sleep... 705 01:04:02,122 --> 01:04:04,775 - He broke your heart. - That's what you need. 706 01:04:05,956 --> 01:04:08,445 He broke your heart, and I sent him to Hell for it. 707 01:04:09,702 --> 01:04:12,165 You used to be different. You used to be happy. 708 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,634 You weren't always like... 709 01:04:14,734 --> 01:04:17,418 - Like what? - Like this! 710 01:04:19,672 --> 01:04:22,230 - Your father was a good man! - And her husband... 711 01:04:22,330 --> 01:04:25,845 that woman had a husband, in case you didn't know that, her husband found out, 712 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:29,019 and he killed himself, because Jim and Allie cared more about themselves 713 01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:30,717 than they ever did about anybody else! 714 01:04:30,817 --> 01:04:35,472 Your father made a mistake! Now, you can't blame him for that! 715 01:04:36,522 --> 01:04:39,491 - Jim wasn't my father. - Will you stop it? 716 01:04:39,591 --> 01:04:42,396 You stop it, right now! 717 01:04:42,496 --> 01:04:47,801 He wasn't perfect! But he loved us, and you. 718 01:04:47,901 --> 01:04:49,986 He loved you more than anything! 719 01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:53,368 - More than Allie? - That's enough! 720 01:04:58,711 --> 01:05:03,233 Do you wanna know what broke my heart, Walt? Really? 721 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:06,253 Because it wasn't just him messing around with some nurse, 722 01:05:06,353 --> 01:05:09,139 right after he found out he was dying. 723 01:05:09,689 --> 01:05:13,059 Yeah, that hurt. And I let him know. 724 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:17,154 But it couldn't erase a lifetime with him. 725 01:05:17,254 --> 01:05:21,055 Not even close! And it wasn't even him dying. 726 01:05:21,805 --> 01:05:24,721 I had the strength to get us through losing him. 727 01:05:25,398 --> 01:05:30,177 And you're right, I was different then. I was strong, Walt! 728 01:05:30,277 --> 01:05:36,099 I was strong enough to watch him die! But it wasn't losing him that broke me! 729 01:05:36,449 --> 01:05:39,767 It was losing you that killed me. 730 01:05:44,057 --> 01:05:49,382 Now there's eggs on the wall, and on the floor, if you're hungry. 731 01:06:38,712 --> 01:06:40,916 Hell, hell. 732 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,947 Hell. 733 01:06:45,551 --> 01:06:46,592 Hell. 734 01:06:47,653 --> 01:06:50,872 Hell, hell, hell. Hell. 735 01:07:05,037 --> 01:07:07,755 Theatre 6 down the hall to your right. Hell. 736 01:07:10,476 --> 01:07:13,294 Theatre 1, down the hall to your left. Hell. 737 01:07:16,348 --> 01:07:18,385 Theatre 6, hell. 738 01:07:18,485 --> 01:07:20,268 Hell. Hell. 739 01:07:22,054 --> 01:07:25,736 You're all going to hell! All of you. 740 01:07:28,195 --> 01:07:29,902 Okay. 741 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:03,897 You look like shit. Forgive me for stating the obvious, but it's so obvious 742 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:07,734 I felt personally and professionally obligated to say something about it. 743 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:10,937 - When's the last time you slept? - I don't know. 744 01:08:11,037 --> 01:08:12,701 Ate? 745 01:08:14,273 --> 01:08:17,077 Eggs. I think I had eggs. 746 01:08:17,177 --> 01:08:18,611 When? 747 01:08:18,711 --> 01:08:21,462 I don't... I don't remember. 748 01:08:24,283 --> 01:08:29,138 Well, I won't ask about bathing, 'cause I think I know the answer to that one. 749 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,572 How's Greg? 750 01:08:35,309 --> 01:08:36,713 You know, your ghost friend. 751 01:08:37,063 --> 01:08:40,161 - I thought you didn't wanna talk about Greg. - I don't, but you do, right? 752 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:42,335 Not anymore. 753 01:08:42,435 --> 01:08:45,920 Well, that's why we're here, right? Your ghost problem? 754 01:08:47,606 --> 01:08:51,131 - I'm not crazy. - Are you sure? 755 01:08:52,911 --> 01:08:54,684 I don't... 756 01:08:57,382 --> 01:08:59,987 I don't know. I... I... 757 01:09:01,686 --> 01:09:03,595 - You're just supposed to... - What am I supposed to do? 758 01:09:03,695 --> 01:09:06,715 - Just stop. Just stop. - What am I doing, Walter? 759 01:09:06,815 --> 01:09:11,114 You know! You know! You... you always know what you... 760 01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:13,448 God, you know exactly what... 761 01:09:15,501 --> 01:09:18,152 I can't... I can't. 762 01:09:18,445 --> 01:09:22,556 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 763 01:09:24,276 --> 01:09:26,160 I had control. 764 01:09:30,316 --> 01:09:33,786 You can... sit there, and you can... and you can 765 01:09:33,886 --> 01:09:37,071 tell me what's real, and what's crazy, and what's total bullshit 766 01:09:37,171 --> 01:09:39,630 and you can say that I'm some kid who doesn't know how to function properly in the world, 767 01:09:39,730 --> 01:09:43,730 you can say all that. Okay? Fine. Fine. 768 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:46,469 But I had control. 769 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:52,204 I woke up every day and I went outside, and I did something. I did something. 770 01:09:52,304 --> 01:09:55,316 I never... I never took a personal day, I never called in sick, 771 01:09:55,416 --> 01:10:00,326 I never made excuses for why life is unfair, I... I... 772 01:10:00,426 --> 01:10:03,270 figured out my place. 773 01:10:04,416 --> 01:10:10,290 I see so many people that are just... they're just wasting so much time, 774 01:10:10,390 --> 01:10:13,126 doing nothing. 775 01:10:13,226 --> 01:10:15,658 And that's crazy. That's crazy. 776 01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:21,798 They're... 777 01:10:23,169 --> 01:10:26,539 Things can happen. Things can happen. They can be bad. 778 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:30,410 They can be worse than bad. They... they... they can destroy you if you let them. 779 01:10:30,510 --> 01:10:33,913 If you even acknowledge them, they can destroy you, 780 01:10:34,013 --> 01:10:37,951 so I took control and I made rules, and I followed them without question, 781 01:10:38,051 --> 01:10:40,667 and I... and I... 782 01:10:42,054 --> 01:10:43,479 I thought... 783 01:10:43,579 --> 01:10:47,569 I just thought... I thought that if I did that, then nothing... 784 01:10:47,669 --> 01:10:50,930 could tear me apart, the way... the way that cancer did with Jim, 785 01:10:51,030 --> 01:10:54,414 that life did with my mom. 786 01:11:08,780 --> 01:11:12,853 Sounds crazy? Does this sound crazy? 787 01:11:16,956 --> 01:11:19,330 I know this... I know. 788 01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:25,613 I know it sounds crazy, I know it sounds crazy, I... 789 01:11:30,836 --> 01:11:33,954 I probably am crazy. 790 01:11:36,879 --> 01:11:41,697 I just... I just need you to help me. I just need you to help me. 791 01:11:42,522 --> 01:11:47,103 That's what I... I just need... I just need you to help me. 792 01:11:48,153 --> 01:11:49,737 I need help. 793 01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,484 I'm sorry. 794 01:12:02,801 --> 01:12:04,937 You know how something really funny 795 01:12:05,037 --> 01:12:07,623 just pops into your head at like the worst times? 796 01:12:08,273 --> 01:12:09,876 And the more you try not to laugh, 797 01:12:09,976 --> 01:12:14,013 the funnier... here I was, sitting here, hoping for something really good, 798 01:12:14,113 --> 01:12:17,453 some legit case-study crazy shit. 799 01:12:17,553 --> 01:12:19,728 And instead... 800 01:12:20,954 --> 01:12:26,176 and this is the funny part, the joke I can't help but laughing at... 801 01:12:27,026 --> 01:12:30,263 - you're not crazy. - What do you mean? 802 01:12:30,363 --> 01:12:32,111 You're fine. 803 01:12:32,211 --> 01:12:34,301 This is okay. You're not crazy. 804 01:12:34,401 --> 01:12:36,927 You are not crazy. 805 01:12:37,703 --> 01:12:41,272 You just forgot to grieve. 806 01:12:51,015 --> 01:12:52,099 Time's up. 807 01:13:03,395 --> 01:13:05,448 Hey, Walter... 808 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:09,083 I don't mean to put you on the spot or anything, but am I still going to hell? 809 01:13:11,937 --> 01:13:14,065 I don't know. 810 01:13:16,887 --> 01:13:19,060 I'll see you next week. 811 01:17:36,034 --> 01:17:37,888 Mom? 812 01:17:39,503 --> 01:17:41,283 Mom? 813 01:18:17,811 --> 01:18:20,095 How'd you sleep? 814 01:18:20,751 --> 01:18:21,664 Okay. 815 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:24,801 I hate not making you anything, but... 816 01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,236 I didn't want to be late. 817 01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:29,438 Late? 818 01:18:29,988 --> 01:18:33,391 I... have an interview... 819 01:18:33,491 --> 01:18:35,011 for a job. 820 01:18:35,913 --> 01:18:38,681 - That's great, Mom. - Yeah. 821 01:18:40,542 --> 01:18:42,582 Yeah, it is. 822 01:18:44,235 --> 01:18:46,053 Have a nice day at work, Walt. 823 01:18:52,577 --> 01:18:54,545 Thank you. 824 01:19:56,331 --> 01:20:00,894 My name is Walter Gary Benjamin. My friends call me "Wally." 825 01:20:03,669 --> 01:20:06,392 My mom has always gone with "Walt." 826 01:20:08,286 --> 01:20:12,541 And my dad, whenever I talked to him, he'd go with "Walter." 827 01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:15,644 He's dead, by the way, my dad. 828 01:20:17,241 --> 01:20:18,545 But I'm not. 829 01:20:20,098 --> 01:20:22,415 Oh, late again, stupid fuck. 830 01:20:22,515 --> 01:20:25,237 Hey, you keep this up, you're going to be the permanent trash bitch around here. 831 01:20:25,337 --> 01:20:25,915 - Vince? - Yeah? 832 01:20:26,015 --> 01:20:27,843 Fuck you. 833 01:20:27,959 --> 01:20:31,427 When you're late, I can't give Vince the shit work 834 01:20:31,796 --> 01:20:34,928 and I enjoy giving Vince the shit work. 835 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:40,834 Hey, you don't have your vest on. 836 01:20:47,151 --> 01:20:48,642 Hey. 837 01:20:48,994 --> 01:20:50,876 Hey. 837 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:57,444 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/D01 Help other users to choose the best subtitles