1
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(PANTING) Okay.

2
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

3
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

4
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Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy.

5
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Come on, come on, we gotta move,
we gotta move.

6
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Whoa!

7
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(GRUNTING)

8
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(SPITS) Uh-oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

9
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No,no,no,no,no!

10
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(SCREAMING)

11
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(GRUNTING)

12
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Huh?

13
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(GASPING) Whoa, whoa, whoa!

14
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(GRUNTS) Hey! Hey! Gotcha!

15
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

16
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(GRUNTS) Ow! Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

17
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(BOTH SCREAMING)

18
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I don't like it! I don't like it!

19
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(GRUNTS)

20
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(GRUNTING)

21
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Whoo! (CHUCKLES)

22
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(SCREAMING)

23
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OW! Ooh! Ah! OW! OW!

24
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Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh!

25
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,088
Beak! Wing! Tail!

26
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Ribs!

27
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Giblets!

28
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(GROANS)

29
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Ha!

30
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(SCREAMING)

31
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I'm flying!

32
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Nope, still can't fly.

33
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(SCREAMING)

34
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(BURBLING) I cannot believe this.

35
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Breathe, breathe. (INHALES)

36
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(GASPS)

37
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(couemwe)

38
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Bottom feeder.

39
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Up and over!

40
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(PANTING)

41
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Whew! (GASPS)

42
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- Ta-da!
-(HORN TOOTS)

43
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-(SHRIEKING)
- No, no, no, no.

44
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Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown.

45
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Oh, boy.

46
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- That's a loud... Loud...
-(SOBBING)

47
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You're very scared of me.

48
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- Here, come here.
-(SHRIEKING)

49
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Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind.

50
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Uh, happy hatchday!

51
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Oh! Hi, pal.

52
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You must be so disappointed
in yourself for being this late.

53
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

54
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I'm not late. Look at the time.

55
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See, the order said before noon.

56
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(CACKLING)

57
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Okay, now you're late.

58
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- What?
- Where have you been?

59
00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,362
-It's funny you ask. You see, I was...
- You missed the party.

60
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- What is that?
- Oh, that.

61
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Um, yes, see, I fell on the box.

62
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(CHITTERS)

63
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- Oh, the squirrel?
-(GIGGLES)

64
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That's on us.

65
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You know, I tried to keep my body
between the ground and the box,

66
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but, you know, I think I got a little bruise.

67
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- See anything back there?
-(G ROANS)

68
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Hear that, honey?

69
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The clown we paid to be here an hour ago
fell on our son's hatchday cake.

70
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That's why our son's hatchday party
is ruined!

71
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Oh!

72
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And the next time you mess up,
don't tell me a story,

73
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just take responsibility.

74
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Hey, man, it wasn't a story.

75
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"I'm a screwup that woke up late

76
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-"and fell on the thing you paid for!"
-(MIMICKING GIBBERISH)

77
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-it wasn't a story. I almost drowned.
-"I'm really bad at my job and I'm late..."

78
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Why don't we just settle this out

79
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-and say the cake's on you.
- You.

80
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(STRAINED GRUNTING)

81
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I'm sorry, it's on me?

82
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Well, who else would it be on?

83
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(CHUCKLES)

84
00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,085
(SIGHS) Well, you know, I...

85
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I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um,
but since you asked.

86
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Rather than being on me, as you suggested,

87
00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,249
this cake is on you!

88
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So, you wanna hear a story?

89
00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,841
I run my butt off, literally, mind you,

90
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to get the "gluten-free cake."

91
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What the heck is gluten?

92
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I mean, does gluten even exist?

93
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(TREMBLING) Who are you?

94
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Get outta here!

95
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Already? But you're the only one
that's had cake.

96
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What...

97
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Mmm.

98
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Oh, that's good stuff.

99
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Mmm. Anybody want to eat some cake
off their dad or husband?

100
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Who needs plates when you got
this guy's face, right? (CHUCKLES)

101
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Oh, oh, mmm! Oh, wait. I almost forgot.

102
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You know, I'm supposed to do
a quick customer satisfaction survey

103
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before I (WHISTLES) split, okay?

104
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So, on a scale of one to three stars,
what would you say about my performance?

105
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- And don't forget, the squirrel was...
-(SQUEAKS)

106
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(DISTORTED) ...free...

107
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(DISTORTED SCREAM)

108
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- Sorry about this!
- No!

109
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My bad.

110
00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,881
(GRUNTS)

111
00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,961
Huh!

112
00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,049
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

113
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-(OTHERS GASP)
- Mmm!

114
00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,891
RED: (MUFFLED) Congratulations!

115
00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,161
- Huh?
- Ohl

116
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,401
It's a boy!

117
00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,846
(PARANOID BY BLACK SABBATH PLAYING)

118
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Mmm.

119
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- Mmm.
-(ANGRY GRUNT)

120
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Hmm?

121
00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,242
- Ooh. Ooh, ooh.
- Huh?

122
00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,448
- Mm. Mm.
-(GASPS)

123
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<i>Ooh-hoo-how. (GROANS)</i>

124
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- FEMALE CLASSMATE: Hey, Eyebrows.
-(LAUGHTER)

125
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(WHISPERING)

126
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Eyebrows!

127
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ALL: Eyebrows!

128
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(ANGRY GRUNTING)

129
00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,521
(SNORING)

130
00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,204
-(POUNDING)
-(GROANS)

131
00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:07,921
(YELLS)

132
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(RED SIGHS)

133
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Wheel

134
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(GASPING)

135
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{SNEEZES)
- Huh?

136
00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,401
(SNIFFLES)

137
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(SNEEZING)

138
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(GROANS)

139
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Oh!

140
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,561
Hmm.

141
00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,724
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

142
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(GULPS) Uh-oh.

143
00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,801
Hmm?

144
00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,001
Oh.

145
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(GRUNTING)

146
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(GIGGLING)

147
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<i>(ANGRY GRUNT)</i>

148
00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,721
<i>(ANGRY GRUNT)</i>

149
00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:12,244
EVA: Your Honor, our family has
always practiced natural childhatch.

150
00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,211
The risks of having
a scrambled infant are too great.

151
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,964
There was going to be music,

152
00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,243
the nest was going to be full of
beautiful, fresh-cut flowers.

153
00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,287
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

154
00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,250
And the first two faces he was going to see

155
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were the loving faces

156
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(SOBBING) of his mother and his father.

157
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(CROWD MURMURING)

158
00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,201
(enemas)

159
00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,647
We can never get that moment back.

160
00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,806
Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be
the first face your baby saw.

161
00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,450
(CHUCKLES) I mean,
what are we talking about here?

162
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,289
He probably doesn't even remember me.

163
00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,207
- Daddy!
-(CROWD GASPS)

164
00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,282
No, no, no. No. Shh. Shut up.

165
00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,367
- Shut up.
-(GROWLING)

166
00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,566
Cool it.

167
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,123
Ladies and gentlemen,
am I a passionate bird?

168
00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,287
Yes.

169
00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,566
(CHUCKLES) Guilty as can be.

170
00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,768
- It was a quality cake.
- Mmm.

171
00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,811
Look, I worked very hard
to get it there on time

172
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,043
and he wouldn't even try it!

173
00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,330
(CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Red, we are
a happy, happy bird community.

174
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,481
ALL: Mmm-hmm.

175
00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,767
Under the protection of Mighty Eagle,

176
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,606
we work, we play, we laugh, we love,

177
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,843
and we live our lives
free from conflict and strife, sir.

178
00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,241
We love the sound
of our own voice, too, evidently.

179
00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,968
Perhaps you never heard the joke,
"Why don't birds fly?"

180
00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,280
I'm gonna tell you why.

181
00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,846
Because where else
would we ever wanna go?

182
00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,922
(LAUGHTER)

183
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,287
-it gets me every time, guys!
- Wow! Not a good joke.

184
00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,603
So now, what am I to make
of the likes of you?

185
00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,890
There seems to be a recurring issue here.

186
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,526
- Anger.
-(CROWD MURMURS)

187
00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,965
(SCOFFS) I don't think
I have an anger issue.

188
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,644
I think you got an anger issue.

189
00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,001
(CROWD GASPS)

190
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,890
Anger is a weed growing in our garden.

191
00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,489
And what do you do when you find a weed?

192
00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,121
I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me.

193
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,929
You pluck it out!

194
00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,809
Oh, my God.

195
00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,881
Mr. Red, when you moved your house
outside of our village,

196
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,361
did you notice that nobody tried to stop you?

197
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,441
(SIGHS)

198
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:16,289
Birds, they may smile at you on the street,
but that doesn't mean they like you.

199
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,047
(EXHALES)

200
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,481
Mmm-hmm. Hey, you know what?
I got a question for you.

201
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,087
Are you aware that that robe
that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?

202
00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:28,370
We all see ya prancing along the street,
Your Honor!

203
00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,887
And you're, what, and I'm just
approximating here, like, an inch tall?

204
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,405
- You... What are you doing?
-(CROWD GASPS)

205
00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,289
- voila!
{SNEEZES)

206
00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,687
-(SNIFFLES)
- Yeesh.

207
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,961
-(CROWD GASPS)
- What the...

208
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,565
Daddy!

209
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,729
Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes,

210
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:49,001
I have no choice but to impose
the maximum penalty allowed by the law.

211
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,004
Anger management class.

212
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,161
-(CROWD GROANS)
- Oh.

213
00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,770
Pluck my life.

214
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,244
-(GASPS)
-(FRUSTRATED GROAN)

215
00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,448
- Fresh worms caught today.
- Huh?

216
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,726
Hey, Red. How are ya?

217
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,767
Oh, I'm horrible.

218
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,841
STELLA: Oh, hi, Red.

219
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,001
It's good to see you!

220
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,764
- I wish I could say the same.
- Get your worms here!

221
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,126
-(LAUGHING)
- Upsy-daisy!

222
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,281
(GASPS)

223
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,530
Thank you. (GROANS)

224
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,682
-(PLAYING LIVELY TUNE)
- Ah! Huh?

225
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,165
-(PLAYING SQUEAKY NOTES)
- Huh?

226
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,286
- Let's go.
- Oh.

227
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,441
(YOUNG BIRDS GIGGLING)

228
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,563
How are you, Susie? You good?

229
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,160
No running. No running. (CHUCKLES)

230
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,245
- Ooh!
- Come on.

231
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,204
Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along?

232
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,645
-(CHUCKLES)
- Oh, boy.

233
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,562
You guys ever thought about bird control?

234
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,881
00f!

235
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,121
Lefi,flghLlefi,flghL

236
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,645
There ya go.

237
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,926
(HUMMING)

238
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,046
(MOCKING HUM)

239
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,887
Hey, hey.

240
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,641
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

241
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,080
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

242
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,764
-(GIGGLING)
- All right. Oop!

243
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,684
-(GROANS)
- SHIRLEY: Shirley.

244
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,886
Girly, you got this.

245
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,689
MONICA: We don't want you to fall, now.
Take your time.

246
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,083
-(GROANS)
- Here we go. That's it.

247
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,446
(GRUNTING)

248
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,965
Oh, you're doing it!

249
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,281
Seriously?

250
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,600
I'm almost there.

251
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,330
(FRUSTRATED GROAN)

252
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,000
Hmm?

253
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,081
Nope.

254
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,241
Hmm.

255
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,443
(BIRDS GASPING HAPPILY)

256
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,247
-(ALL GASP)
-(SPITTING)

257
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,286
(LAUGHTER)

258
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,325
YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Pigeon pose.

259
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,091
Crane pose.

260
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,246
-(PANTING)
- Okay, we worked out.

261
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,243
- Who's down for a froyo?
- Ooh!

262
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,367
- Froyo.
- Wow.

263
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,204
"Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free.

264
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,964
"Defender of our homes and liberty!"

265
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,041
Hi, Red.

266
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,610
Is one of those yours?

267
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,721
What?

268
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,564
Yeah, when birds fly.

269
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,768
DAY CARE BIRD: "Mighty Eagle is a legend."

270
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,803
(STATUE LAUGHING RHYTHMICALLY)

271
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,971
(AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT)

272
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,841
(GRUMBLES)

273
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,285
(CRACKING)

274
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,531
(ANGRY GRUNTING)

275
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,046
(EXHALES)

276
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,487
Mmm.

277
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,847
(GRUNTS)

278
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,011
(GROANS IN PAIN)

279
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,006
(EXHALES)

280
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,367
(YELLING)

281
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,321
(GRUNTING)
You think that's funny? Ha-ha-ha!

282
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,521
This is funny!

283
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,683
(RHYTHMIC LAUGHING CONTINUES)

284
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,841
Uh-oh.

285
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,924
(GRUNTING)

286
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,481
Oh! Ah! Come on!

287
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,206
(RHYTHMIC LAUGHING DISTORTS)

288
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,845
(GRUNTING)

289
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,091
-(YELLS)
-(RHYTHMIC LAUGHING STOPS)

290
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,446
(PANTING)

291
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,808
(RHYTHMIC LAUGHING)

292
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,921
What?

293
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,081
(GRUNTING)

294
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,525
<i>(ST ATUE GRUNT S)</i>

295
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,401
00f!

296
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,321
(GRUNTS)

297
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,370
Whew! (PANTING)

298
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,121
(GRUNTS)

299
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,804
-(HELENE GASPS)
- Hmm?

300
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,484
- Don't look, Bobby.
-(CHUCKLES)

301
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,768
The anger might be contagious.

302
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,161
Let's g0!

303
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,406
- He started it.
- HELENE: Move it, move it! Don't look back!

304
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,846
(GROANS)

305
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,410
There you go.

306
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,246
Uh-huh.

307
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,410
(STATUE GROANS WEAKLY)

308
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,891
(GRUNTING)

309
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,326
Oh, look at this.

310
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,164
This is gonna be awful.

311
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,248
Okay, I guess that's art.

312
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,205
That's garbage.

313
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,124
And that's exotic.

314
00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,966
"Free rage" what?

315
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,007
- MATILDA: on, m!
-(GASPS)

316
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,570
- Hi there! Welcome...
- Oh, hello.

317
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,847
...to the Infinity Acceptance group.

318
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,365
- I am Matilda.
- Okay.

319
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,809
And I'm just super psyched
to be taking this journey with you!

320
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,207
Ah! You're gonna have a blast.

321
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,770
I'm really fun.

322
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,604
(CHUCKLING)
Everybody says that about me.

323
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,091
Hey, guys.

324
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,525
Say hello to Red, everyone.

325
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,601
Hello!

326
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,560
Hi, Red. (CHUCKLES)

327
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,563
Hello, birds I won't get to know well.

328
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,211
Hey, apparently somebody didn't get
the memo that we like to start on time

329
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,247
because you're about two minutes late.

330
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,321
Don't let it happen again.

331
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,367
Hi, my name is Chuck.

332
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,441
I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot.

333
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,726
I like you a lot. I can tell.

334
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,166
(CHUCKLES) Okay.

335
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,211
Now, Red, would you like to
share your story with us?

336
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,441
No, not really.

337
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,490
Well, the court mentioned
something about a rage episode

338
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,847
at a child's birthday party.

339
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,043
How long is this class, anyway?

340
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,487
As long as you make it.

341
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,164
- Really? Oh, okay.
- Mmm-hmm.

342
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,801
Uh, gentlemen, very nice to see you,
and to almost meet you.

343
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,689
Probably the nicest part of it
is not getting to meet you,

344
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,410
-you know, in some weird way.
-(BOTH GROAN)

345
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,369
All right, so I'm gonna go ahead

346
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,081
and scoot on back out
past those creepy statues and, uh...

347
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,969
(GRUNTS) Back you go.

348
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,088
- Sure. No, I can take a seat.
-(HUMMING)

349
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,208
So, in another sense,

350
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:16,049
you are here until I notify the court
that your anger issues have been resolved.

351
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,121
(enemas)

352
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,406
Oh, boy.

353
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,487
Chuck!

354
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,050
Share your story with Red.

355
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,202
Me? I am the last guy who should be here.

356
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,645
Simple speeding ticket.

357
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,486
Judge tells me I was going too fast,
so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was.

358
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,607
"You caught me."

359
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,125
I'm not angry. I'm honest.

360
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,322
So, shouldn't I be in
honesty management class?

361
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,641
'Cause we gotta manage my honesty.

362
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,921
Mmm-hmm.

363
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,602
My one problem, that's a different story
than you told last time.

364
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,961
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

365
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,921
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

366
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,082
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>

367
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,089
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast</i>

368
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,201
Hmm.

369
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,964
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>

370
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,691
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast</i>

371
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,161
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>

372
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,846
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da beast</i>

373
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,562
- Drinks on me, guys!
-(CHEERING)

374
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,371
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>

375
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,727
<i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast</i>

376
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,689
- Mmm-mmm.
- MATILDA: Chuck?

377
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,683
Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream.

378
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,728
All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it.

379
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,371
And this is Terence.

380
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,090
(LOW GROWLING)

381
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,288
Whew! More like terrifying.

382
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,244
Now, it says here, in your little filey...

383
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,402
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(PANICKED SCREAMING)

384
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,806
(CRASHING)

385
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,930
(SIRENS WAILING)

386
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,411
(LOUD SCREAM)

387
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,403
-(CRASHING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

388
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,006
(LOW GROWLING)

389
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,563
Terence, uh, seems to have had
an (CLEARS THROAT) incident.

390
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,328
Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago.

391
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,243
Tell us your story, Bomb.

392
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,966
(SIGHS) okay-

393
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,407
Well, sometimes when I get upset,

394
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,849
I, uh, have been known to, uh, blow up.

395
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,967
So, like, uh... Like, what, like,
you get mad, you mean?

396
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,201
Well, no.

397
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,044
I literally blow up, okay?

398
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,600
I explode like a bomb.

399
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,281
(IMITATES BOMB
WHISTLING THROUGH AIR)

400
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,403
-(lMITATES EXPLOSION)
-(CHUCK GASPS)

401
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,005
Hence the name.

402
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,131
CROWD: Surprise!

403
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,320
(SQUEAKING)

404
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,809
-(PARTY HORN SQUEAKS)
- Ah, excuse me.

405
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,041
Party foul.

406
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,121
Ow!

407
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,488
(SQUEALS) Do it!

408
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,561
No can do.

409
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,324
I just went boom-boom before class.

410
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,561
Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all,

411
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,361
but this can maybe make it a little more
interesting to me, so please, explode.

412
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,726
You can't do it, can you?

413
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,881
Yes, I can,

414
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,002
-but I'm having back issues today.
- Ugh!

415
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,208
So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check.

416
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,725
Oh, do it!

417
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,126
Not the time or place, little amigo.

418
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,123
These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?

419
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,924
(LOW GROWLING)

420
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,971
Are we speaking telepathically,
or you're just...

421
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,690
(LOW GROWLING)

422
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,685
Good talk.

423
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,608
Nice chatting with you.

424
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,129
Today we're gonna be working on
managing our anger through movement.

425
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,447
- CHUCK: Mmm.
- The first pose is the dancer pose.

426
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,487
(FLOOR CREAKING)

427
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,766
-(GASPS)
- Great form, Terence.

428
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,080
Mmm! Eagle! Heron!

429
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,201
Peacock! Warrior!

430
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,328
Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust!
King pigeon!

431
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,925
And of course, downward duck.

432
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,405
(GROANS) Huh?

433
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,240
-(STRAINED GRUNTING)
- Uh, excuse me, boring hippie lady.

434
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,004
- Uh-huh?
- Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke.

435
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,650
And have you done this before?

436
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,688
Uh, yes, I have, but usually not for free.

437
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,251
-(GRUNTS)
- Didn't think so.

438
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,970
- Awesome.
- And how are we doing over here, Bomb?

439
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,044
(STRAINING) Doing wonderful.
Stretching out the core. (GROANS)

440
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,127
Just remember to breathe up
through your feathers and from your talons.

441
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,009
-(G ROAN I NG)
- Namaste.

442
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,969
-(HISSING)
- Bomb?

443
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,490
(CHUCK COUGHING)

444
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,846
CHUCK: Nice!

445
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,161
(couemwe)

446
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,566
BOMB: I don't know what happened.

447
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,564
I was doing the poses, I was feeling all Zen,

448
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,962
Matilda was digging it,
then I lost my grip on it.

449
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,082
Let it slip and it just squeaked out.

450
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,241
Hey, so, where we going?

451
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,970
I'm sorry. "We"?

452
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,007
Yes, we.

453
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,402
There's a new happiness exhibit
at the Museum of Happiness

454
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,284
that I'm dying to see.

455
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,487
Uh, you know what?

456
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,324
I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing.

457
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,401
A thing?

458
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,046
(WHISPERS) Like a disease?

459
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,929
(GASPS) Is it bird flu? Chicken pox?

460
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,411
(GASPS) Cardinal sin?

461
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,962
No, by "thing," I mean, like, um,
desire not to hang out.

462
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,041
With you.

463
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,761
Oh.

464
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,842
Oh, yeah, well...
You know, may be for the best, you know,

465
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,651
because, uh, I got something, too.

466
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,529
Ha! HOW did I forget?

467
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,683
Even if you'd said yes,
I probably couldn't have gone.

468
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,964
I'm busy, too.

469
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,401
I have a, uh, business offer,
uh, deal that is, uh...

470
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,448
No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy.

471
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,081
It's... It's charming up to a point,
and now it's just sad.

472
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,804
It's a guy I know.

473
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,566
-(GROANS)
- And he's opening up

474
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,120
-a brand-new luxury...
- Mmm-mmm.

475
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,730
...class reunion.

476
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,127
Okay.

477
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,362
Good. Good, good, good.

478
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,204
Well, looks like it's just us.

479
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,725
Want to go get a bite?

480
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,646
Oh, but what about your "class reunion"
where everybody brings a "business offer"?

481
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,802
Oh! (CHUCKLES) No, no, no.

482
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,564
Chuck, I was lying.

483
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,846
I'm sorry if I fooled you.

484
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,651
<i>(BEHIND BLUE EYES
BY</i> LIMP <i>BIZKIT PLAYING)</i>

485
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,729
(YOUNG BIRDS LAUGHING)

486
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,361
- Hmm?
- Nuh-uh! No means no.

487
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,801
Hmm.

488
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,401
My sweetheart.

489
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,526
Cheers.

490
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,446
- Hey!
"Hmm?

491
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,921
Get over here!

492
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,968
Hey, peckerhead!

493
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,849
(CHUCKLING) What's up?

494
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,571
(SIGHS) Hmm.

495
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,241
<i>To be the sad man</i>

496
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,847
OLIVE: Ooh!

497
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,851
- Oh! Oh, I felt a peck!
- Oh!

498
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,926
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

499
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,369
<i>And no one knows what it's like to be hated</i>

500
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,081
<i>To be fated</i>

501
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,287
(SIGHS)

502
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,409
<i>To telling only lies</i>

503
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,484
This is the legendary Mighty Eagle,

504
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,043
our protector and hero,
but no one has seen him for years.

505
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,404
- Mighty Eagle is missing.
-(GRUNTING)

506
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,528
When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back?

507
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,891
Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you
Mighty Eagle isn't real?

508
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,167
Shh. He doesn't know that.

509
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,720
- He doesn't have parents.
- Yeah.

510
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,882
Or even friends. (CHUCKLES)

511
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,564
(CLASSMATES WHISPERING)

512
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:46,562
<i>No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings</i>

513
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,488
<i>Like I do</i>

514
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,562
<i>And I blame you</i>

515
00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:02,084
<i>No one bites back as hard on their anger</i>

516
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,769
<i>None of my pain and woe</i>

517
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,523
<i>Can show through</i>

518
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,771
(LEONARD SNORTS)

519
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,605
LEONARD: Aha! Eureka!

520
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,531
Say bye to Daddy.

521
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,681
ALL: Bye-bye!

522
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,250
- Goodbye, hatchlings.
- ALL: Bye!

523
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,124
-(CHUCKLES)
- Have a happy day!

524
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,767
Good morning!

525
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,966
CYRUS: Morning, Your Honor.

526
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,527
Ow!

527
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,931
Here you go.

528
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,610
-(SNEEZES)
- Bless you.

529
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,806
Mmm! (GULPS)

530
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,121
Mmm!

531
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,720
'Yes!
'Bye!

532
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,881
Daddy's making dinner!

533
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,570
"If my name were Bobby
Would you ask about my hobbies?"

534
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,687
Whoa!

535
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,286
"Or if my name were Judas
Would you ask me what my mood is?"

536
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,402
-(GROANS)
-"I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate

537
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,886
"I do so much more than detonate"

538
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,331
Think about it.

539
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,682
That was beautiful.

540
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,525
Oh, you're gonna make me cry!

541
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,367
Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism.

542
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,405
Ah! Red, why don't we hear your poem?

543
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,164
- I don't have a poem.
- Uh-huh.

544
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,287
Why not?

545
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,681
Because I didn't write one.

546
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,365
Right. Uh-huh.

547
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,524
And is there a reason?

548
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,846
Well, you know, I was gonna do it,

549
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,050
but then I thought about it and I realized,
"Oh, this is a huge waste of my time."

550
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,167
So, I didn't do it.

551
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,641
(INHALES) Deep breath, deep breath.

552
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,131
(IN DEEP VOICE) Deep breath!

553
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,521
(SIGHS) Ah!

554
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,563
And we're back in the now.

555
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,927
Chuck! You've had your hand up
the whole time.

556
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,001
Mmm-hmm.

557
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,691
My poem is about a hate crime.

558
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,881
(GASPS)

559
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,327
Uh-oh.

560
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,084
Oh, no.

561
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,601
Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos.

562
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,005
"What, oh, what did I make you of?

563
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,730
-"I made you out of love"
- MATILDA: Aw.

564
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,405
"But wait, too late!

565
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,323
"Now I see your fate

566
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,530
"Some very troubled somebody
Destroyed you out of hate"

567
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,641
(GROANS)

568
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,881
(BREATH ES DEEPLY)

569
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,009
"What could have made him so despise

570
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,321
"Your happy smile, your laughing eyes?

571
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,521
(WHIMPERS)

572
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,604
-"Your soul was pure, your heart was true"
- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

573
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,446
"And someone hated that

574
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,245
"But who?"

575
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,561
-(GAsPs)
-(GULPS)

576
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,882
-(GRUNTS)
-(WHISTLING)

577
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,561
(COUGHING) Terence.

578
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,085
(LOW GROWLING)

579
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,161
(GRUNTS)

580
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,526
Yeah, I deserved that.

581
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,601
(GROANS)

582
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,284
- Billy has passed...
- RED: Oh!

583
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,567
...to a higher plane of existence.

584
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,483
(CRYING) Everyone, join wings.

585
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,720
Let us all say our goodbyes.

586
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,962
Yeah, let me get in here.
I gotta say goodbye.

587
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,007
Okay.

588
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,445
(LOW GROWLING)

589
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,164
Okay. You know,
I'll just mourn from back here.

590
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,207
That's fine.

591
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,884
You know, if there's one thing
Billy always hated,

592
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,167
-it was goodbyes.
- Hey, what's going on out there?

593
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,241
(GASPS)

594
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,243
Oh! Class dismissed.

595
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,964
(TERENCE GROWLING)

596
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,326
Very moving.

597
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,726
- Come on, everybody! Let's go!
-(EXCITED CHATTER)

598
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,165
Hey, where's everybody going?

599
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,765
Hurry! Something's coming!

600
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,365
Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!

601
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,441
Let's g0!

602
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,131
- Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me!
-(BLOWS WHISTLE)

603
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,531
(GRUNTS) What?

604
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,601
(LOW GROWLING)

605
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,966
(GROWLING CHUCKLE)

606
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,201
(IMITATES SIREN WAILING)

607
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,248
- Ah! Again?
-(IMITATES HORN HONKING)

608
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,209
BIRD 1: Let's get down to the beach!

609
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,611
BIRD 21 FOIIOW the trail!

610
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,404
BIRD 3: Last one there is a rotten eggy!

611
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,481
What?

612
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,931
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)

613
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,930
- Huh!
- Didn't mean to photobomb you.

614
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,240
- Sorry about that.
-(GRUMBLES)

615
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,687
What is that thing?

616
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,321
It looks like a UFO.
An Unidentified Floating Object.

617
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,245
Daddy!

618
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,322
- Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy!
-(GIGGLING)

619
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,081
BIRD 1: What is that?

620
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,561
- BIRD 2: Look at the size of that thing!
- SHIRLEY: Where's it going?

621
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,847
BRAD: I don't know, but it's not stopping.

622
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,446
(ALARM BLARING)

623
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,722
- My house, my house.
-(ALARM BLARING)

624
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,841
Slow down!

625
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,921
Stop!

626
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,206
(PANTING)

627
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,485
- Aw.
-(CREAKING)

628
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,241
Phew!

629
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,051
What the...

630
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,406
(GROANS)

631
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,048
- That house took me five years to build.
- Wow!

632
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,569
It's such a shame when you create
something and someone just destroys it.

633
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,011
LEONARD ON SPEAKER:
Ladies and gentlemen,

634
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,004
-we have a very special guest for you!
- Huh?

635
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,124
- He's a green marine sailing machine.
- Careful, now.

636
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,204
And he's keen to let you know he's not mean!

637
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,842
Put your wings together for Leonard!

638
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,649
(ALL GASPING)

639
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,165
Thank you so much.

640
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,528
Please hold your applause.

641
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,284
Greetings from my world!

642
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,806
The world of the pigs.

643
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,246
(WHISPERS) What's a pig?

644
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,881
I am a Pig-

645
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,881
(SIGHS)

646
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,726
(G EARS CLAN K)

647
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,331
Unbelievable.

648
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,731
- Unbelievable.
-(BEEPING)

649
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,847
(CHUCKLES)

650
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,331
Oh! Where we going?

651
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,731
Wrong way. (GRUNTS)

652
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,002
- Oopsie. Not working.
-(SIGHS)

653
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,204
We practiced this 100 times.

654
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,009
- ROSS: Oh, man. (SQUEALS)
- Give it to me.

655
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,889
- Oh.
- We're gonna come in again.

656
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,405
I'm so sorry.

657
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,327
(GIGGLING)

658
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,970
- My name is Leonard...
-(SCREAMING)

659
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,769
...but my friends call me Chuckles.

660
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,241
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Very generous!

661
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,051
- Thank...
- We mean no harm.

662
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,805
-(GRUNTING)
- We saw your island across the sea,

663
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,370
and we thought,

664
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,124
"Wonder what they're up to."

665
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,482
But there's no other place besides here.

666
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,761
- Yes, there is.
- Stop it!

667
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,683
- And we are from there.
-(GRUNTS) Please stop!

668
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,888
- We call it Piggy Island.
-(SCREAMS)

669
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,531
Oh, my God.

670
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,286
- P-l-double-G-Y Island.
-(SCREAMING)

671
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,000
Who else is out there?

672
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,209
My first officer, Ross, and I
have sailed everywhere.

673
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,045
- One brave soul against the sea.
-(PANTING)

674
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,087
And Ross.

675
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,161
RED: Uh, excuse me.

676
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,528
Have you come to smash
all of our houses or just mine?

677
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,404
- Oh, man!
-(CROWD MURMURS)

678
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,130
LEONARD: Somebody want a gift basket?

679
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,168
Please, please, don't be afraid.

680
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,450
-(ALL SIGH)
- My partner and I request

681
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,210
the honor of your friendship.

682
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,203
- Ross, show 'em how we do it.
- Oh! (CHUCKLES)

683
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,801
- Don't worry, he's had all his shots.
-(SHRIEKS)

684
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,211
- We're all friends now!
-(GRUNTS)

685
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,321
Hi, friends.

686
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,010
(LOW GROWLING)

687
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,127
(SNORTS) Oh, not a hugger.

688
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,970
Huh? (SIGHS)

689
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,211
Welcome to Bird Island!

690
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,931
Welcome to our new friends, the pigs.

691
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,761
Let us have a celebration!

692
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,842
- Put 'er there!
-(MUFFLED) Welcome!

693
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,208
- Whoo! Sorry.
- And a hoof to a wing.

694
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,523
<i>STELLA: We would like to honor the pigs
with a special performance.</i>

695
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,761
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYS)

696
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,126
<i>Hey, let's explo-0-0-ode!</i>

697
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,326
<i>Explode!</i>

698
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,923
- Oh, watch out. Shakin' my bacon!
-(WHOOPS)

699
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,206
They don't have feathers?

700
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,123
You know, they're just
walking around naked,

701
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,406
just presenting themselves.

702
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,204
I'm looking at all their business here.

703
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,044
That part about them I really admire.

704
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,841
Now we would like to welcome
our special guests, the pigs!

705
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,724
-(ALL CHEERING)
- LEONARDI All right!

706
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,804
Thank you for your kindness and hospitality.

707
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,042
Our king sends his warmest regards.

708
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,161
"King"?

709
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,768
You have shared with us the wonders
of your quaint, simple little island.

710
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,684
- Drop the banner, Ross!
-(ROSS GRUNTING)

711
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,442
- Whoa! Uh-oh.
- Now we would love to humbly share

712
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,921
some of the wonders of our world.

713
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,008
(SCOFFS) Yeah. Humble, my bird butt.

714
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,286
Language.

715
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,045
A hundred years from now, everyone will ask,

716
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,727
"How did the friendship between
the pigs and the birds start?"

717
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,921
Who cares?

718
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,047
- Oh, no.
-(CROWD GROANS)

719
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,043
Well, let them say we lit up the night!

720
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,051
(CROWD GASPS)

721
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,045
Holy moly!

722
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,042
-(LAUGHING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)

723
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,286
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

724
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,484
Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff
we worked hard to build.

725
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,244
- But there's more!
- CHUCK: More?

726
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,448
Has gravity gone haywire?

727
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,329
No! Even better!

728
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,529
Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you

729
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,570
-the trampoline!
-(CROWD GASPING)

730
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,521
- Those are my assistants, Oinky...
- Hello.

731
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,364
-...and Jon Ham!
-(BLOWS KISS)

732
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,441
Hold on a second.

733
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,443
I thought there was only supposed to be
two of these guys.

734
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,931
LEONARD: Squad goals!

735
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,049
- Look at those jiggly pigglies!
- ALL: Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

736
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,451
But that's not all.

737
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,086
Throwing things just got a whole lot easier.

738
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,003
Say hello to

739
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,684
the slingshot!

740
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,683
- Ta-da!
- Ta-da!

741
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,404
- I can't see. Wow!
- This is crazy!

742
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,881
- Tired of carrying things from place to place?
- CROWD: Yeah!

743
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,884
- Wish you could just get it there?
- CROWD: Yeah!

744
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,371
- Well, now you can!
- CROWD: How?

745
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,851
- Waiters, do me a favor.
- Huh?

746
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,285
- Take the rest of the night off.
- Thank you.

747
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,761
Hey, if you got the night off,
why don't you fix my house!

748
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,083
Yeah, it's the same guy. (CHUCKLES)

749
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,605
Well, the slingshot
does it all in three easy steps.

750
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,002
Ready, aim, fire!

751
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,047
' Qot it!

752
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,485
LEONARD: Incredible!

753
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,327
- Flown in fresh!
- Me! Me! I want fruit!

754
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,930
Guys, it's the same fruit sitting
on the plates in front of you.

755
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,001
(GRUNTS)

756
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,851
- LEONARD: Watch out for that pineapple.
- Somebody, please... (GULPS)

757
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,161
And now for our last gift to you.

758
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,049
Shut up and fix my house!

759
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,690
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) We don't know him.

760
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,965
I'm going to ask for
a volunteer from the audience.

761
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,405
- Pick me!
-(ALL SHOUTING)

762
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,481
Who should I pick?

763
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,244
- Who, who, who?
- BIRD: Pick me, Mr. Pig!

764
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,891
How about the red guy
with the enormous eyebrows?

765
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,047
- Aw.
-(CHUCKLES)

766
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,929
- Me?
- Mmm-hmm.

767
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,490
- Yeah!
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

768
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,971
Yes, you, sir.

769
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,087
Come on up here.

770
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,400
It's your lucky day!

771
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,606
Are you sure you don't want to choose

772
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,648
one of the hundreds of birds
that had their wings up?

773
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,091
- LEONARD: Get him up here!
- Come on, Red!

774
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,321
Have some fun!

775
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,609
ALL: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

776
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,409
Oh, he's shy.

777
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,527
You hear that?

778
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,601
They're cheering for you.

779
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,920
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

780
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,241
- LEONARD: Red guy with the eyebrows!
-(CROWD CHANTING)

781
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,164
I would've sat closer had I known
that I was gonna be part of the show.

782
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,886
Okay, now what?

783
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,327
- Come on, give him a hand.
-(ALL CHEERING)

784
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,606
Right this way. Come on. (SNORTS)

785
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,841
Relax. Be brave.

786
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,968
- Ready!
- Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready.

787
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,610
- Aim!
- Aim at what?

788
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,364
- LEONARD: Everybody on this one.
- ALL: Fire!

789
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,366
-(SCREAMING)
-(CROWD GASPS)

790
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,768
Who says birds don't fly?

791
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,649
This seems really unnatural!

792
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,649
-(GASPS)
- I hope he's okay.

793
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,966
(SCREAMS) Ow!

794
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,366
(GRUNTING)

795
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,960
(couemwe)

796
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,087
Hey, don't worry!

797
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,400
I'm fine!

798
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,970
Thanks for the lift!

799
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,168
I wish they would have done that
10 minutes ago.

800
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,081
Oh.

801
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,201
(WHOOSHING)

802
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,841
You know you want to search their boat.

803
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,570
What? No, I don't.

804
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,481
Yeah, you're right, I do.

805
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,641
(WHOOSHING)

806
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,246
Bomb's on his way. Mmm. Mmm!

807
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,171
Come on. Let's go. (GRUNTS)

808
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,242
And remember, keep it quiet.

809
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,204
Oh, yeah.

810
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,890
(GRUNTING)

811
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,841
- Whoa! This is an impressive ship!
- Shh. No. Inside voice.

812
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,126
Inside voice.

813
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,167
- Come on.
- Oh.

814
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,321
(WHISPERS) Sorry.

815
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,326
-(DOOR CREAKS)
-(GRUNTS)

816
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,885
Hmm. Piggy fitness.

817
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,161
Mmm-hmm.

818
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,526
(SQUEALS QUIETLY)

819
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,481
Ugh!

820
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,966
Mmm? Mmm-mmm.

821
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,121
Ah!

822
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,410
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(HORN PLAYING <i>LA</i> CUCARACHA)

823
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,165
- Very strange.
- Mmm.

824
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,961
Mmm.

825
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,647
'Huh? (GAsPs)
- Huh?

826
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,485
Who are these weirdos?

827
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,607
-(BOMB GRUNTS)
- Huh?

828
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,450
- Whoa!
-(BOMB WHOOPING)

829
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,445
(GRUNTING)

830
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,766
(LAUGHING)

831
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,282
What are you doing?
We're trying to sneak around.

832
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,522
- We didn't rent this place out.
- BOMB: Wow!

833
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,931
- You can rent this place?
-(CLICKS TONGUE) Hmm?

834
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,490
- Give me that!
- Aw.

835
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,523
(GRUNTING)

836
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,726
(SCREAMS)

837
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,881
(BOTH GASP)

838
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,770
- BOMB: Hey, you guys!
-(GRUNTING)

839
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,371
No.

840
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,011
Looks like there's
some more stuff down here.

841
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,884
(mes LAUGHING)

842
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,450
(SNORTING)

843
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,641
(LAUGHS) We were hiding.

844
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,242
When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"

845
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,810
- Hey!
- CROWD: Ho!

846
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,566
- Hol

847
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,130
There's more of them!

848
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,201
Hey!

849
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,885
-(CHANTING STOPS)
- Ho... Oh!

850
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,401
That's right, I'm back. Uh-huh.

851
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,206
Enjoying the party, everyone?

852
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,406
Because while you were living it up,
I snuck onto their boat.

853
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,410
- CROWDI What? (GASPS)
- SHIRLEYI What did he say?

854
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,244
And look at what I found.

855
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,481
(CHUCKUNG)

856
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,603
There's more of them than we thought!

857
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,160
Which is, um, mysterious and weird,
am I right?

858
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,607
(LAUGHS)

859
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,927
Hi.

860
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,251
- How ya doin'?
- Oh.

861
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,085
Remember, he said there were
only two pigs on board,

862
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,447
but he was obviously lying.

863
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,721
Hmm.

864
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,446
Oh, and there are strange devices
on their boat!

865
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,410
So, clearly, there's, you know,
some messed-up stuff going on here.

866
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,811
How messed up? I don't know.

867
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,769
What specifically? I don't know that, either.

868
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,841
Any questions?

869
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,361
(GASPS)

870
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,361
Sweet!

871
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,961
You snuck onto their boat?

872
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,963
Uh, you know, I don't need a reward.

873
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,964
If you guys are trying to think of what honor
to bestow upon me, don't need it.

874
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,849
- Boo!
- Yeah, boo 'em!

875
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,410
CROWD: Boo!

876
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,970
- You're booing them or me?
- You!

877
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,366
Oh, it's me.

878
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,090
Perhaps I can explain.

879
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,771
You see, my cousins are simple folk.

880
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,561
Watch.

881
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,881
(SINGING) A, <i>B,</i> c...

882
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,043
- Nothing. See? Nothing.
-(GROANS)

883
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,330
I didn't want to risk their lives
until I found out that the...

884
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,607
The new world was safe.

885
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,365
We were gonna put on
a cowboy show for you.

886
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,807
(SNORTS) Let 'er go, boys! Yee-haw!

887
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,211
(UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS)

888
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,124
<i>(SINGING) Hey, hey, you and me
Different as different can be</i>

889
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,241
(SHUSHING)

890
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,004
...and I'll <i>take</i> the low...

891
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,565
<i>-(MUSIC STOPS)
- Ixnay on the ongsay.</i>

892
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,165
- That was Pig Latin.
- Oh.

893
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,481
- Ooh!
- But perhaps it wasn't meant to be.

894
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,607
Oh.

895
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,566
I believe that birds and pigs
are meant to be friends.

896
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,970
But if we crossed boundaries
that were not meant to be crossed...

897
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,041
Oh!

898
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,326
(CROWD GROANS)

899
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,526
Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself,
but our entire community!

900
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,170
Oh, I think you... You messed up there.

901
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,089
You said "shamed"
and you meant "saved," right?

902
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,443
I sent you to treatment
to deal with your problems.

903
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,887
Clearly, more treatment is required.

904
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,531
- No!
- No!

905
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,410
Do not trouble our honored guests again!

906
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,369
My friends, we would love
to see your cowboy show.

907
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,885
- CROWD: Yeah!
- Thank you. (SNIFFLES)

908
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,291
Thank you so much.

909
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,850
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
- EARL: Come on, everybody!

910
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,967
Put your hands together!

911
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,201
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

912
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,248
- Whatever. Don't listen to me.
-(LAUGHTER)

913
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,209
- TINY: Party train coming through!
- Choo-choo!

914
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,089
(PIGS IMITATE TRAIN WHISTLE)

915
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,803
PIGS: <i>(SINGING)
It's crazy that we're standing side by side</i>

916
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,961
(GRUNTING)

917
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,202
<i>Fighting just like two birds of a feather</i>

918
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,402
Ah! I can't see. I can't see.

919
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,561
- Whoa!
-(WATER SPLASHES)

920
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,847
<i>Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?</i>

921
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,688
<i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>

922
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,724
<i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>

923
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,801
(CROWD CHEERING)

924
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,487
<i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>

925
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,681
Whoa! Ho-ho-ho-ho!

926
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,161
<i>I can see that you and me
Are gonna befriends...</i>

927
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,161
Piggyback rides?

928
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,730
Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies!

929
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,080
Oh, boy.

930
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,924
Group picture! Group picture!

931
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,604
Everybody say, "Cheese"!

932
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,250
- Cheese omelet.
- Cheese!

933
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,321
(LAUGHS) Cheese omelet.

934
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,526
Classic.

935
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,087
Ooh! Spoiler alert. (LAUGHS)

936
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,446
'Step Fight up!
- Jump!

937
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,761
So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest.
I don't know.

938
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,002
I was in the store, and I saw this...

939
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,526
<i>Whoa</i>

940
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,690
<i>Whoa-oh-oh</i>

941
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,491
- Yee-haw!
-(CROWD CHEERING)

942
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,927
- I am famished... Whoa!
- PIG: It's chow time!

943
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,206
(PIGS CHEWING NOISILY)

944
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,566
<i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>

945
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,041
-(SNORTING)
- Yuck!

946
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,162
<i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>

947
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,129
<i>(SINGING) Hanging tough
through thick and thin</i>

948
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,522
<i>Kicking up dust wherever we</i> go...

949
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,886
- Yeah!
-(CHEERING)

950
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,447
Ow!

951
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,164
(GRUNTING) What?

952
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,241
(SNORING)

953
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,206
<i>To the end
You and me are gonna be friends...</i>

954
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,761
(SNORING)

955
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,166
What the heck?

956
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,244
-(CHUCKLES)
- Who invited you to move in?

957
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,287
Hey! Whoa!

958
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,811
That's my toothbrush!

959
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,881
Get it out!

960
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,804
-(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
- Whoo! Yee-haw!

961
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,962
Yee-haw!

962
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,726
(YELLING)

963
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,488
-(GASPS)
-(LOW GROWLING)

964
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,646
(DEEP CHUCKLING)

965
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,605
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Huh?

966
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,324
(MATILDA HUMMING)

967
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,289
All right, class, thought for the day.

968
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,124
Water is the softest thing,

969
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,171
yet it can penetrate mountains and earth.

970
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,129
Here's my thought of the day.
When are we done?

971
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,525
Ugh! Red, what the caterpillar calls the end,
the world calls a butterfly.

972
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,769
Can I just say I never understand
a single thing you're talking about?

973
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,922
(MOCKING) Can I just say...
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

974
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,246
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

975
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,565
Ah. Mmm-hmm.

976
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,241
Wow, that's very lifelike.

977
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,290
(BOMB LAUGHS)

978
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,084
- Whoa! (CHUCKLES) Oh!
- So deep.

979
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,285
- And, Terence, let's see your...
-(LOW GROWLING)

980
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,124
Oh! My goodness.

981
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,046
- I did not know you felt that way.
- Aw...

982
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,167
Uh, class dismissed!

983
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,050
And now we've come to
the prestigious Palms district.

984
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,167
Hoo-whee!

985
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:27,007
Where birds of all feathers flock together
with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees.

986
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,366
Suck those bellies in.

987
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,407
- Insta-ham!
-(GIGGLES)

988
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,051
Hmm. Is that what I think it is?

989
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,326
That's an egg.

990
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,209
- That's how our children are born.
-(GASPS)

991
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,964
You guys don't lay eggs?

992
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,088
I wish we did.

993
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,090
<i>IA'</i>

994
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,128
-(CORK <i>POPS)
- Enchanté.</i>

995
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,007
(BOTTLE SHATTERS)

996
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,970
You look delicious, my dear.

997
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,330
(LAUGHING)

998
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,802
<i>Every time you are near</i>

999
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,448
<i>Just like me</i>

1000
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,322
<i>They long to be</i>

1001
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,921
That's us.

1002
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,366
(GULPS)

1003
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,011
(LAUGHING)

1004
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,241
Hey. Hello.

1005
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,446
- Excuse me. Buddy?
-(RECORD SCRATCHES)

1006
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,601
Those are fragile.

1007
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,484
Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right?

1008
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,800
- Not yours.
- Oh!

1009
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,723
My friend from the banquet.

1010
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,325
Well, that's a very good painting.

1011
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,641
Very good.

1012
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,887
Oh, yeah.

1013
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,328
Uh, the assignment was "Paint Your Pain,"
so I painted your pain.

1014
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,128
It's actually the first in a series.

1015
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,770
- Here you go.
- Uh-huh.

1016
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,365
- This one is nice.
- Oh.

1017
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,442
I call this one Catharsis.

1018
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,724
- And... Oh, I call this one Bye-Bye.
- Huh.

1019
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,490
Wonderful likeness.

1020
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,450
I thought you said
you stored your nuts for winter.

1021
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,329
-(LAUGHTER)
- Burn.

1022
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,041
All right, what's going on here?

1023
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,122
Are you explorers, or are you staying?

1024
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,170
Because if you're explorers,
then why are there more of you coming, huh?

1025
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,366
-(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
- Hi, everybody!

1026
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,441
- Whee!
-(LAUGHING)

1027
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,249
RED: Not my house again!

1028
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,289
- That's my home!
- PIG: Okay!

1029
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,886
And you know what?
If you are staying, why don't you just say so?

1030
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,967
And Why'd you leave your home?

1031
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,042
How do we know
you're not fugitives of the law?

1032
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,726
You are making our guests feel unwelcome!

1033
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,802
- And you're not asking basic questions.
- Oh!

1034
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,564
Maybe I wasn't clear enough.

1035
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,642
Your opinion is not needed!

1036
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,801
Why do we have to agree?

1037
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,291
Why does it matter that we're not the same?

1038
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,204
Anger is not always the answer!

1039
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,521
Continue the tour.

1040
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,043
Um, surf's up, you guys-

1041
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,010
- So, get ready to hang loose.
- That went well, if you're me.

1042
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,206
-(PIG SNORTS)
-(LAUGHTER)

1043
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,645
(SCOFFS) Dummy.

1044
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,210
(LAUGHTER)

1045
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,129
(SIGHS) We could really use you
right about now.

1046
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,250
Wait, actually...

1047
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,326
Hey, Chuck! It's Red!

1048
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,731
- Zip on down here!
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

1049
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,284
Oh! Hey, Chuck's mom.

1050
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,930
Can your son come out to play?

1051
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,490
-(WHOOSHING)
-(SLURPING)

1052
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,245
All of this does not just happen on its own.

1053
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,090
(BOMB VOCALIZING)

1054
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,366
-(BOMB YELLS)
-(EXPLOSION)

1055
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,726
(BOTH GRUNT)

1056
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,851
Oh, hey. Just taking a shower.

1057
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,922
- Bomb, buddy, TMI.
-(CHUCKLES)

1058
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,521
RED: Now, I'm telling you,
something isn't kosher with these pigs.

1059
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,647
Bull's-eye!

1060
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,041
And it's up to us to figure it out.

1061
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,531
Figure what out, exactly?

1062
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,284
BOMB: I don't know,
maybe they're just being innovative.

1063
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,361
Go ahead.

1064
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,169
- All aboard!
-(LAUGHTER)

1065
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,410
BOMB: Does seem a little odd, though.

1066
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,970
(PIGS SCREAMING)

1067
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,726
(WHOOPING)

1068
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,564
- Nailed it!
- Flawless.

1069
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,369
Come on, does none of this
seem wrong to you guys?

1070
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,280
I'll tell you this, if anyone knows
what these pigs are up to...

1071
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,124
- Hey!
-...it's Mighty Eagle.

1072
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,120
<i>ANNOUNCER". Mighty Eagle!</i>

1073
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,645
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1074
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,926
0h. yeah!

1075
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,321
(GRUNTING)

1076
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,240
(ROARING)

1077
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,487
Ha-ha!

1078
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,483
Take that, tree! Hyah!

1079
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,250
Eat my foot! Oh-yah!

1080
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,802
Tasty! Yum, yum, yum! Mmm!

1081
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,008
-(THUNDER CRASHES)
-(WHIP CRACKS)

1082
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,601
Whoa.

1083
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,648
<i>- ANNOUNCER: Mighty Eagle!
-(GASPS)</i>

1084
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,524
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1085
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,761
Peek-a-boo.

1086
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,081
- Hello, Bird Island!
-(CROWD CHEERING)

1087
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,001
(SPITS)

1088
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,729
(CHUCKLES) You're welcome.

1089
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,847
(SHRIEKS)

1090
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,044
Does Mighty Eagle still live?

1091
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,087
Did he ever live?

1092
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,844
And if he did live, where would he live?

1093
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,651
By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree.

1094
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,801
That's a fairy tale.

1095
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,120
I've run all over this island.

1096
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,440
Where could that possibly be?

1097
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,931
Way up high.

1098
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,762
It's a long way up that mountain,

1099
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,606
and if I'm being honest, well, I mean,
you know, I could kind of use your help.

1100
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,489
What's that? What are you trying to say?

1101
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,370
Nothing. I was just saying
that I, you know, I could use your help.

1102
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,727
Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you
over your ego.

1103
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,768
Could you enunciate
that last word a little bit?

1104
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,921
I need your help!

1105
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,765
Oh! Why didn't you say so?

1106
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,841
Bomb?

1107
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,649
Let's do it!

1108
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,210
(GRUNTING) Phew!

1109
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,250
(PANTING)

1110
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,446
(GRUNTS)

1111
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,764
If there is a Mighty Eagle, well,
how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?

1112
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,807
I don't know.

1113
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,041
Maybe we have.

1114
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,487
What would a Mighty Eagle
battle cry sound like?

1115
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,971
You know what? I think I got an idea.

1116
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,408
Maybe something like, uh... (SCREECHING)

1117
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,808
No, I bet it's more like... Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

1118
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,611
That's theoretically what
it's more like, scientifically.

1119
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,530
On, <i>I</i> got one. (SINGING OPERA MUSIC)

1120
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,767
Ah.

1121
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,324
Not bad. It's a good impression.

1122
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,051
But in my head, I'm kind of imagining
it's something more like a...

1123
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,601
(HIGH-PITCHED SINGING) Hey-you-ho!

1124
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,962
<i>Hey-you-no!</i>

1125
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,931
<i>Hey-you-no!</i>

1126
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,047
That sounds about right.

1127
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,282
Now I'm thinking maybe
it's a little bit more subtle.

1128
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,641
-(PANTING)
- Like a little bitjust more majestic, like...

1129
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,131
(HARSH SCREECHING)

1130
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,085
(ULULATING)

1131
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,522
(HARSH SCREECHING)

1132
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,488
(ULULATING)

1133
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,041
<i>"Hello, world!</i>

1134
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,531
<i>"I am calling for you!"</i>

1135
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,931
(SCREECHY SINGING)

1136
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,367
Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!

1137
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,488
(SIGHS) It's like running a nursery.

1138
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,005
Absolute child care.

1139
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,924
(SING-SONG) Someone has anger issues.

1140
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,645
(RED GRUNTS)

1141
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,646
This, uh... This is the wrong mountain.

1142
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,171
(BOMB GRUNTING)

1143
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,969
My calves are killing me.

1144
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,041
(GROANS)

1145
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,081
(GRUNTING)

1146
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,929
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

1147
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,530
(PANTING)

1148
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,127
Whew!

1149
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,770
- Oh, wow!
- Whoa.

1150
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,446
- That is simply unreal.
-(GASPS)

1151
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,761
- The Lake of Wisdom.
-(LAUGHING)

1152
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,526
CHUCK: What are you guys waiting for?
(LAUGHING)

1153
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,480
Guys, hurry UP!

1154
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,081
This is what Mama talked about!

1155
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,401
(GASPS) Wow.

1156
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,687
(SLURPS)

1157
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,447
Ah!

1158
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,727
Be honest, do I sound any wiser?

1159
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,450
Oh, way wiser.

1160
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,887
You were kind of dumb before.
I can say that now.

1161
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,405
BOMB: That water is no joke.

1162
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,050
-(GRUNTING)
- I can literally taste

1163
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,202
the intelligence and wisdom

1164
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,725
circulating through my body now.

1165
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,009
Guys, nobody's here.
I mean, nobody's used this place in years.

1166
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,521
What are you doing?

1167
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,046
<i>IA'</i>

1168
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,360
Get out of there.

1169
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,921
(GROANS)

1170
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,562
-(BOMB GARGLING)
- Don't spit in his mouth.

1171
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,166
- No, don't spit it back!
-(CHUCK GARGLING)

1172
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,129
- Oh, don't swallow it.
-(GULPS)

1173
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,850
(GROANS) Yuck!

1174
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,250
(LAUGHING)

1175
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,481
Whoo!

1176
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,404
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)

1177
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,083
-(DISTANT ROAR)
-(GASPS) Whoa!

1178
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,965
-(PANTS)
-(DISTANT RUMBLE)

1179
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,482
- Get out. Let's go. Come on.
-(CHUCKLES)

1180
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,722
Shh, shh. Come. Take your time, will you?

1181
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,484
Red, I've found the meaning of life. It's...

1182
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,891
Shut your Wormhole.

1183
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,128
-(DISTANT BOOMING FOOTSTEPS)
-(ECHOING ROAR)

1184
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,084
(ROAR ECHOING)

1185
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,290
(FOOTSTEPS BOOMING)

1186
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,922
Oh, wow! It's him.

1187
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,645
(MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS)

1188
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,123
(MIGHTY EAGLE YAWNING)

1189
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,443
(MIGHTY EAGLE GROANING)

1190
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,644
(MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS)

1191
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,127
Oh, man.

1192
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,044
(MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING)

1193
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,970
(TRICKLING CONTINUES)

1194
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,444
(RETCHING)

1195
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,641
-(MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING)
- No. No. No.

1196
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,161
Ew!

1197
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,241
Ugh! Horrible turn of events. Horrible.

1198
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,766
Whew!

1199
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,008
(SOBBING LOUDLY)

1200
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,486
(RHYTHMIC BRUSHING)

1201
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,244
(MIGHTY EAGLE GROANS)

1202
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,560
(MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS)

1203
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,490
(SMACKING LIPS)

1204
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,608
Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom,
it's more like the Lake of Whiz.

1205
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,968
MIGHTY EAGLE: (ECHOING)
Did you just come here to look at me?

1206
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,930
Or did you have something to say?

1207
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,331
I think he saw us.

1208
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,481
Oh, you think so?

1209
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,205
MIGHTY EAGLE:
You have passed the first test!

1210
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,850
You have found me.

1211
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,967
- Whoa, whoa!
- Look out.

1212
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,530
Behold.

1213
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,046
Gaze upon

1214
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,602
Mighty Eagle!

1215
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,603
-(PANTING)
- CHUCK: Hmm?

1216
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,171
I see all and know all.

1217
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,526
What are your names?

1218
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,251
If you know all,
why don't you know who we are?

1219
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,447
Ow!

1220
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,887
- I know very well who you are.
- Uh-huh.

1221
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,568
You are lost souls
who have come here seeking wisdom.

1222
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,961
Whoa!

1223
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,405
Can we have some?

1224
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,201
Wisdom is not something that is given.

1225
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,210
It is something that is attained.

1226
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,890
Okay. Goodbye.

1227
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,248
No,no,no,no.
Will I help you attain wisdom?

1228
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,642
- Whoa! Ha-ha!
- Yes. That I will do.

1229
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,451
Right. So, the reason we've climbed
the mountain is that we want to know...

1230
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,802
- Prepare...
- Okay.

1231
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,446
...to have your minds blown.

1232
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,010
Oh, son of a...

1233
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,651
This guy is good.

1234
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,401
(ECHOING) Welcome to the Hall of Heroism.

1235
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,801
Wow! It's really amazing to meet you.

1236
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,530
You know, I actually have your poster up...

1237
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,083
You might want to shield your eyes
from the sparkle of those trophies.

1238
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,686
How many? I have no idea.
Countless, I'm sure.

1239
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,807
Thirteen.

1240
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,770
Wow, this is way nicer
than my Hall of Wimpiness.

1241
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,241
Bring it home, mamacita.

1242
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,845
Get outta town.

1243
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,325
-(LAUGHS)
-(CHUCK LAUGHS)

1244
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,606
What the...

1245
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,160
(WILD THING BY TONE LOC PLAYING)

1246
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,685
Oh-oh-oh. Mmm-hmm.

1247
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,970
(GRUNTING)

1248
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,884
Those are some old-school moves there.

1249
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,200
Yeah.

1250
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,329
<i>Wild thing
Wild thing, wild thing</i>

1251
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,890
Ooh! Oh-ho.

1252
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,127
What?

1253
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,201
(WHISTLES) Wow!

1254
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,006
Yes!

1255
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,081
Yeah. Cha!

1256
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,969
<i>Hasta Ia vista, baby</i>

1257
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,371
(MIGHTY EAGLE CACKLING)

1258
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,887
So, he's kind of a wackadoodle.
You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise.

1259
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,881
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1260
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,041
(ROSS LAUGHS)

1261
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,203
Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons
with heavy old air?

1262
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,402
Finally, there's a better way.

1263
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,606
- Helium.
- Helium?

1264
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,444
- It's a gas.
-(GRUNTS)

1265
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,682
Aw, don't worry about your balloon.

1266
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,888
- It'll just land in the ocean.
-(YELLING IN PAIN)

1267
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,530
The fish love it.

1268
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,443
It's good for their tummy.

1269
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,801
(GIGGLING)

1270
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,490
(SPUTTERING)

1271
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,087
Free party, free party.
It's gonna be the piggest party of the year.

1272
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,491
(ROSS SCREAMING)

1273
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,281
- Party! Get a birdsitter.
- PIG: Let's go, piggies.

1274
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,250
Well, now, that is some fine handiwork.

1275
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,243
- Hey, Judge, you're under arrest.
- What?

1276
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,890
- For looking too good.
-(LAUGHING)

1277
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,121
Hello. What about me?

1278
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,725
Do... Do I get a plus one?

1279
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,962
- Oh! Thank you.
- Let me see, let me see.

1280
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,246
-(MUFFLED SNEEZE)
-(ROSS SCREAMING)

1281
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,691
Oh, that was a wet one.

1282
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,086
(ENGINE IDLING)

1283
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,650
(GIGGLING)

1284
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,690
(ENGINE REVVING)

1285
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,641
ALL: Ooh!

1286
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,767
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1287
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,285
(ALL SCREAMING)

1288
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,126
- Almost there. Don't rush me!
-(HORNS HONKING)

1289
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,689
Deep breath, deep breath.

1290
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,124
(EXHALES) And we're back in the now.

1291
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,531
Who's ready for trust falls?

1292
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,806
- I gotcha.
- PIGS: No, no, no.

1293
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,245
-(LOW GROWLING)
-(MUFFLED SHOUTS)

1294
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,367
PIG: Help.

1295
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,441
(GUITAR PLAYING GENTLE MELODY)

1296
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,491
<i>(SINGING) Mighty, Mighty Eagle
Soaring free</i>

1297
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,963
<i>Defender of our homes
And liberty</i>

1298
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,166
<i>Bravery! Humility!</i>

1299
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,366
-(SCREAMS)
- Whoa!

1300
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,488
<i>And honesty</i>

1301
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,042
You must have grown up
singing this song in school.

1302
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,846
Um...

1303
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,002
Yeah. Yes, we did.

1304
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,884
Um, right. Yeah.

1305
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,441
<i>Mighty, Mighty Eagle</i>

1306
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,091
<i>Rescue me</i>

1307
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,844
Now, you do the second verse.

1308
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,647
Uh... I, uh...

1309
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,846
Come on.

1310
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,490
- Me?
- Yes.

1311
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,325
- Do it. Do it.
- Uh...

1312
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,688
<i>(SINGING) Mighty, Mighty Eagle
Flap your wings</i>

1313
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,841
Oh, yeah.

1314
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,844
<i>And fill up your big cave
With all your fancy things</i>

1315
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,967
That's it.

1316
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,530
<i>Politeness
Good sportsmanship</i>

1317
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,647
That's not me.

1318
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,721
<i>And a long attention span</i>

1319
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,847
What?

1320
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,400
<i>Mighty, Mighty Eagle</i>

1321
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,527
Yeah!

1322
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,364
Take it away, Charles.

1323
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,445
<i>Oh, great heroic Mighty Eagle</i>

1324
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,491
<i>With finer plumage
Than a seagull</i>

1325
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,607
Oh, sing it.

1326
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,284
<i>(HIGH-PITCHED) Oh... Oh...</i>

1327
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,442
Oh, oh...

1328
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,883
<i>Um, ambidexterity
Pottery</i>

1329
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,200
<i>And bankruptcy</i>

1330
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,281
Ouch!

1331
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,409
<i>Uh, Mighty, Mighty Eagle</i>

1332
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,561
Harmonize. Harmonize.

1333
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,322
(HARMONIZING) <i>Rescue</i> me

1334
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,722
(CHUCK HOLDING HIGH NOTE)

1335
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,606
(PITCH WAVERING)

1336
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,570
Wow! You know it better than me.

1337
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,404
-(MIGHTY EAGLE GRUNTING)
- So, anyway, the other day,

1338
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,247
these pigs showed up out of nowhere,
and it caused me a great deal of suspicion...

1339
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,970
-(MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING)
- And he's walking out of the room.

1340
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,404
Unbelieve... I don't get this.

1341
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,802
This guy sits here on his butt, all alone,
clearly doesn't leave the house.

1342
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,083
He talks a good game, but he
doesn't care about anyone but himself.

1343
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,730
Sounds a lot like you.

1344
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,326
Oh, good.
Thank you for your opinion, Chuck.

1345
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,330
(BOMB CHUCKLES)

1346
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,404
MIGHTY EAGLE: Hmm.

1347
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,971
Well, hello.

1348
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,486
- Hello? Mighty Eagle?
- What?

1349
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,050
- What are you doing?
- Uh...

1350
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,691
- I'm bird-watching.
- What?

1351
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,842
-(SIGHS) Take a peek.
- Ah.

1352
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,451
- Oh, you're disgusting.
- Oh, yeah.

1353
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,522
Look, are you gonna help us or not?

1354
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,080
- I am helping you.
- No, this is you helping.

1355
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,242
Looking through binoculars,
spying on old ladies.

1356
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,845
Whoa, whoa! What is that?

1357
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,247
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1358
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,444
Oh, my...

1359
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,201
(GASPS) I was right.

1360
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,611
I was right. I knew it!

1361
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,284
Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!

1362
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,691
Uh-oh.

1363
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,167
-(GULPS)
- Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now.

1364
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,646
No.

1365
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,131
I'm sorry. What?

1366
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,282
I don't do that anymore. I'm retired.

1367
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,805
(SOFTLY) Mostly just tired.

1368
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,090
Go handle it yourself.
This is everything I've prepared you for.

1369
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,810
What? "Prepared us for"?

1370
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,211
Hold on, did I miss something?

1371
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,004
Let me just go through my notes really quick.
Let's see.

1372
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,481
Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke.

1373
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,927
- No, see, I don't see anything useful here.
-(SLURPS)

1374
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,607
The whole world,
everyone we know, is in danger.

1375
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,966
Yes, it is.

1376
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,161
So, off you go.

1377
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,730
Hey, you know what?

1378
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,330
I used to believe in you.

1379
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,323
When I was a kid, I believed
nothing really bad could ever happen

1380
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,481
because you were here.

1381
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:31,088
And now I see the fate of the world
hangs on idiots like me.

1382
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,403
And that, sir, is sort of terrifying.

1383
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,603
It's time for you to go.

1384
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,843
You know, it's really upsetting to me
that you're the only bird that can fly

1385
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,126
and you're too afraid to do it.

1386
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,684
-(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
-(ALL GASPING)

1387
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,001
Hey, guys, come on, let's go.
We're done here. He's no hero.

1388
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,447
So, um, I'm having a party next Tuesday.

1389
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,567
Could you just do, like, a little pop in?

1390
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,641
- Come on.
-(GASPS)

1391
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,881
Hmm.

1392
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,765
Come on, run faster!

1393
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,649
-(WHOOSHING)
-(GRUNTING)

1394
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,085
- Oh!

1395
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,208
(ALL GRUNTING)

1396
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,967
-(EXPLOSION)
- Come on, come on, come on, let's go.

1397
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,525
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CROWD WHOOPING)

1398
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,130
-(INHALES DEEPLY)
{CHUCKUNG)

1399
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,602
(HIGH-PITCHED) I sentence you all
to four hours of hard partying.

1400
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,603
(LAUGHING)

1401
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,961
- PIG: Look out below!
-(LAUGHING)

1402
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,723
-(GASPING)
- Ooh!

1403
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,211
CHUCK: They're taking the eggs!
RED: Follow 'em.

1404
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,564
(PANICKED SQUEALING)

1405
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,490
(EXPLOSIONS)

1406
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,800
Oh, man!

1407
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,127
(PIGS LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

1408
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,727
PIG: Move it!

1409
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,086
Right on time. Eggcellent.

1410
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,685
(MANIC LAUGHTER)

1411
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,889
Chuck, go shut that party down now!

1412
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,930
Me? But I only know
how to get parties started!

1413
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,240
- Go!
- On it.

1414
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,890
- Bomb, we gotta stop 'em.
- Yeah.

1415
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,730
(LAUGHING)

1416
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,881
(GRUNTING)

1417
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,003
Gotta get more speed!

1418
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,125
(YELLS)

1419
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,130
It's Chuck time!

1420
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,646
PIG: Get to the ship!

1421
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,364
- Move 'em out!
-(HORN HONKS)

1422
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,285
-(LAUGHING)
- Catch.

1423
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,410
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1424
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,371
Can everybody please stop partying?
There are eggs being stolen!

1425
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,326
(SHRIEKS)

1426
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,408
Matilda, we need your help.
The pigs are stealing our eggs!

1427
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,481
What?

1428
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,607
I'm airborne!

1429
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,087
We have to get back to the village!
(SHOUTS)

1430
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,891
Stop dancing and start running!

1431
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,242
(GASPS) Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness.

1432
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,601
- Come on, let's wrap it up.
-(LAUGHING)

1433
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,921
- We gotta get the eggs off the ship.
- BOMB: Yes!

1434
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,411
- LEONARD: ls everyone on board?
- Let's go. Let's go.

1435
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,641
Use the trampolines.

1436
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,848
(GRUNTING)

1437
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,121
- Can you get up there?
-(GRUNTS)

1438
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,969
PIG: We've got intruders!

1439
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,371
What the heck are they doing?

1440
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,568
RED: Untie the ropes,
drop the eggs in the water.

1441
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,405
-(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
- Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there!

1442
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,489
It's too strong. I can't break it.

1443
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,642
Ah! Bomb, blow up the chain.

1444
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,526
LEONARD: Knock 'em down.

1445
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,329
(mes LAUGHING)

1446
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,606
Come on, Bomb, you can do this.

1447
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,205
(GRUNTING)

1448
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,566
(PANTING)

1449
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,926
-(GRUNTING)
- RED: Come on, Bomb, you got this.

1450
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,047
Blow up.

1451
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,201
You gotta get me mad.

1452
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,123
Okay, well, then what makes you mad?

1453
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,328
Try insulting me on a personal level.

1454
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,649
Um... Oh, oh, uh... Your poetry stinks.

1455
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,166
You're just a bad poet. And you know it.

1456
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,891
-(SOBBING) <i>I</i> know! <i>I</i> know!
-(HISSING)

1457
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,689
- Hey, who wants a birdie bath?
-(GASPS)

1458
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,364
- Mmm!
-(SCREAMING)

1459
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,849
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1460
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,921
(couemwe)

1461
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,764
Oh, I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it.

1462
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,683
Don't give up. This isn't over.

1463
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,366
LEONARD: Thanks for your hospitality.

1464
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,204
(ALL LAUGH)

1465
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,931
Set sail for Piggy Island.

1466
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,844
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPING)

1467
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,847
(BOTH GASP)

1468
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,927
(SCREAMING)

1469
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,926
(SIGHS)

1470
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,121
(GASPS) Oh, no.

1471
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,611
We'll find them.

1472
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,929
On. (SIGHS)

1473
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,170
(SOBBING) Oh!

1474
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,401
They're all gone.

1475
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,166
(SNIFFLING)

1476
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,328
Shh, shh. It's okay.

1477
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,480
(BOMB SNIFFLES)

1478
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,886
(CHUCK SIGHS)

1479
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,725
Mr. Red.

1480
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,285
What do we do now?

1481
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,250
Wait, hold on, you're asking me?

1482
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,210
You knew. You tried to tell us.

1483
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,651
But we didn't listen.

1484
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,762
I didn't listen.

1485
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,363
Red, we need a leader.

1486
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,965
- What are we gonna do?
- What do we do now?

1487
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,008
Wait a minute. I'm not a leader.

1488
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,287
Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks.

1489
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,124
Made all you guys look like idiots.

1490
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,565
You know what we gotta do?

1491
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,723
- We start replacing those kids.
-(CROWD GASPS)

1492
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,361
Ladies, get busy!

1493
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,442
We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight.

1494
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,324
No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No.

1495
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,289
We're not gonna replace those kids.

1496
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,646
We're gonna get them back.

1497
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,404
How are we gonna do that?

1498
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,522
What do you mean how?
The pigs already showed us how.

1499
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,164
That is where they went.

1500
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,931
And so, that is where we're going.

1501
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,889
But how do we get from here to there?

1502
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,122
I am not aquatic in the least.

1503
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,565
Well, uh, you know, uh...

1504
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,882
We're gonna build our own boat.

1505
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,286
CROWD: Huh?
BIRD: What are you talking about?

1506
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,771
They stole your kids...

1507
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,921
No.

1508
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,411
They stole our kids.

1509
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,482
I mean, who does that?

1510
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,530
Have you ever stolen
anyone's children, huh?

1511
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,443
Have you?

1512
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,409
I mean, you look like you would.

1513
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,687
And you know what? I'm a little bit angry.

1514
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,604
Correction. I'm really angry.

1515
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,888
-(CROWD MURMURING)
- And I don't think I'm the only one.

1516
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,407
Come on, we're birds.
We're descended from dinosaurs.

1517
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,528
- We're not supposed to be nice. Right?
-(EXCITED CHATTER)

1518
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,325
(ROARING)

1519
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,001
(SQUEAKS)

1520
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,845
Uh, yeah. Point... Point made.

1521
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,206
Who else here is angry?

1522
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,611
- CROWD: I am!
- Yeah, you are.

1523
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,210
We're getting our kids back.

1524
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,205
And I don't need any calm,
detached, happy birds.

1525
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,362
Not gonna help us. Don't need it.

1526
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,728
I need some angry flockin' birds.

1527
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,683
-(CROWD CHEERING)
- You hear me? Now, who's angry?

1528
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,962
- ALL: Yeah! Yeah!
- Let's go!

1529
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,768
Bring me everything that floats.

1530
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,770
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah.

1531
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,569
(G ROWLS MENACINGLY)

1532
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:54,926
(G ROWLS APPROVINGLY)

1533
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,965
(HOWLING)

1534
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,124
RED: With every single feather of my being,

1535
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,091
I am not gonna let any of these eggs
get taken from their parents.

1536
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,521
(G ROWLS)

1537
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,886
(SCREAMING)

1538
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,486
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

1539
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,165
(GROANS)

1540
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,569
Chuck, I need you to
tie those crates together.

1541
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,641
You got it.

1542
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,764
-(CHEERING)
- Done and done.

1543
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,370
Uh, a little help here?

1544
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,965
- Let's go. Move it, everybody.
-(SHOUTING)

1545
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,724
HAL: Push with your upper body.

1546
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,929
- BUBBLES: I have no upper body!
-(GROWLING)

1547
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,490
Darn good for a bunch of birds.

1548
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,883
- Whoo!
-(ALL CHEERING)

1549
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,403
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1550
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,006
All right!

1551
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,289
When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs."

1552
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,569
- Eat the...
- ALL: Eggs.

1553
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,444
Wow! What a reception!

1554
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,443
All right, snouts up.

1555
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,409
-(WHOOPING)
-(PIGS LAUGHING)

1556
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,689
Man, it's a snout staircase.
Who thinks of that?

1557
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,361
-(CHUCKLES)
-(FANFARE)

1558
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:07,048
ANNOUNCER PIG:
Welcome home, King Mudbeard!

1559
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,009
(CROWD CHEERING)

1560
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:14,004
My father and my father's father
and my weird Aunt Chloe

1561
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,208
-have all searched for the eggs.
- Hey!

1562
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,284
- But only I, King Mudbeard...
- Ah!

1563
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,486
<i>M'! DOW-pom.</i>

1564
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,801
-...have found them.
- PIG: We love you, Leonard!

1565
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,325
I present to you the eggs!

1566
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,481
(CHUCKUNG)

1567
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,608
-(SCREAMING)
- EARL: Oh, man!

1568
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,690
Say goodbye to Harvey.

1569
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,250
- A feast!
-(CROWD GASPS)

1570
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,244
I proclaim a feast two nights hence.

1571
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,845
(ALL CHEERING)

1572
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,041
Let's go make some omelets!

1573
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,610
(LAUGHING)

1574
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,805
Oh, I feel a little nervous inside,
but that's normal, right?

1575
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,211
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

1576
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,051
Uh, anybody else got butterflies
in the stomach?

1577
01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,201
- Yeah.
-(SPUTTERS)

1578
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,123
RED: Probably because
you ate too many caterpillars.

1579
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,007
Hmm... Mmm.

1580
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,730
Drop your nuts and move your butts!

1581
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,924
- Come on, let's go!
-(CLAMORING)

1582
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,491
(YELLING)

1583
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,126
CHUCK: Oh, no.

1584
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,486
(CROWD GASPING)

1585
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,850
STELLA: I wasn't expecting this.

1586
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,570
RED: Oh, hold on a second.

1587
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,610
That guy's the king?

1588
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,160
He's got to have the eggs
with him in the castle.

1589
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,083
- What the heck's a castle?
- And that's where we're going.

1590
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,528
Hey, guys, do you remember
everything you learned in my class?

1591
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,641
- Yep.
- Nope.

1592
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,882
- What class?
- Well, forget all of it for now.

1593
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,724
Now it's time to let loose.

1594
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,723
Oh, good, because I never
learned anything anyway.

1595
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,404
Oh, me, neither.
I actually just came to socialize.

1596
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,811
I came for the snacks.

1597
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,609
You don't happen to have any now, do you?

1598
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,047
Ooh! Deep breath, deep breath,
(IN DEEP VOICE) deep breath!

1599
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,327
How are we gonna get over those walls?

1600
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,481
Uh...

1601
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,404
I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly.

1602
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,251
Remember, the goal is the castle.

1603
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,970
Get to the castle.

1604
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,121
Who wants to go first?

1605
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,964
- Over here! Me! Me! Me!
- I do!

1606
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,326
Hey! All right, Matilda.

1607
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,562
Aw! Always a bridesmaid.

1608
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,564
Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet
inside the slingshot at all times.

1609
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,085
- Shoot it!
- Okeydoke.

1610
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,207
Fire!

1611
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,209
(SCREAMING)

1612
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,970
(CHUCKUNG)

1613
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,405
And a one and a... Whoa!

1614
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,811
Take that, porkers!

1615
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,689
EARL: Incoming!

1616
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,248
- MATILDA: Boom, baby, boom!
-(PIGS SCREAMING)

1617
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,446
Well, how about that?

1618
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,522
My teacher can shoot fireballs
out of her butt.

1619
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,886
You! What's your name? Hal?

1620
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,200
I've seen you
do something strange before, right?

1621
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,129
Well, let's see, I'm really good at...

1622
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,288
- Doesn't matter. Launch him.
-(HAL SCREAMING)

1623
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,761
Oh, this guy looks good.

1624
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,761
CHUCK: He's gonna make it!

1625
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:40,921
(BABBLING)

1626
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,520
This is incredible.
We're witnessing history right now.

1627
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,486
RED: Nope. He's coming back.

1628
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,244
He's coming, duck. Get down.

1629
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:48,651
(SCREAMING)

1630
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,124
Uh, did we win?

1631
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,123
Uh, no, not quite yet, buddy.

1632
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,044
We're still tied.
Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?

1633
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,122
- Medic!
- All right, who's up next?

1634
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,362
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What can you do?

1635
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,680
(SNEEZES)

1636
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,364
Ugh! (SHUDDERS) Yuck!

1637
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,766
BOMB: Uh, need a tissue?

1638
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,086
(SCREAMING)

1639
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,371
(SQUEAKING)

1640
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,641
Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers!

1641
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,006
Let's g0!

1642
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,771
You go out there and you show them
how frightening mimes can be.

1643
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,887
Yeah!

1644
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,804
Oh, my God!

1645
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,651
(SINGING) We're having a <i>feast</i>
We're eating the <i>eggs</i>

1646
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,801
<i>Gonna have a big feast</i>

1647
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,921
(MIME SCREAMING)

1648
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,206
<i>We're gonna eat all the eggs</i>

1649
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,964
(GASPS) What?

1650
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,321
- What is that?
-(GAS PS)

1651
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,561
(GRUNTS)

1652
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,000
Fire!

1653
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,809
That guy again. Ah!

1654
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,320
Citizens of Pig Island...

1655
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,561
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)

1656
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,610
...if you spot any birds
destroying your neighborhood,

1657
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,523
please, capture them.

1658
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,410
- What did he say?
- LEONARD: There's been a change of plans.

1659
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,086
We will eat the eggs for lunch.

1660
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,481
- Did he say, "Eat the eggs"?
-(GAGGING)

1661
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,890
(DISTANT SCREAMING)

1662
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,930
Hmm. Mmm.

1663
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,445
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

1664
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,247
Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball.

1665
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,845
All right? Make yourself aerodynamic.

1666
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,001
Like this? (INHALES)

1667
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,162
- To the left. To the left!
- Let me at 'em!

1668
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,241
Launch!

1669
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,049
(YELLING)

1670
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,165
Don't mess with Bubbles!

1671
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,051
PIG: Get him!

1672
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,804
- Piggy pile!
- Hog-tie him!

1673
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,967
I told you not to mess with me!

1674
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,883
Wow! That blows.

1675
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,450
In a good way.

1676
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,170
- CHUCK: To the left!
- Hold on, wait.

1677
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,645
My left or your left?

1678
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,042
(GROANS) My left is your left.
We are facing the same direction.

1679
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,241
Right. Good call.

1680
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,244
Just look where the last bird went
and adjust from there.

1681
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,129
- I got this, you guys.
- All right.

1682
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,531
(YELLING)

1683
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:54,645
-(GRUNTS)
-(PIG SCREAMS)

1684
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:56,806
(GRUNTING)

1685
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,889
(DISTORTED SHOUT)

1686
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,449
- STELLAI Hi-yah!
-(PIGS SCREAMING)

1687
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,761
(COUGHS)

1688
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,921
(PIGS GASPING)

1689
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,288
She got far, but not far enough.

1690
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,442
- Uh-oh.
- Get out of our town!

1691
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,931
We have to get closer.

1692
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,682
Judge power...

1693
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,769
(YELLING)

1694
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,408
- Oh!
- Trial by fire!

1695
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:24,130
No, literally, he's on fire right now.

1696
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,531
Can somebody please help him?

1697
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,201
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

1698
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,044
<i>Gotta make you understand</i>

1699
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,010
<i>Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down</i>

1700
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,206
(GRUNTING)

1701
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,408
<i>Never gonna run around</i>

1702
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,689
Mighty Eagle!

1703
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,040
(GRUNTING)

1704
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,250
(SCREAMING)

1705
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,448
Terence, I got an idea.

1706
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,451
Do you think you can pull the slingshot back
far enough to hit that giant boulder?

1707
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,521
(TERENCE GRUNTS)

1708
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,762
Okay. Launch me
right towards the top of that thing.

1709
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,166
(LOW GRUMBLING)

1710
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,646
Ready?

1711
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,009
Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. lam

1712
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,811
(SOBBING)
really gonna miss you when you die.

1713
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,850
Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace.

1714
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,241
Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay?

1715
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,560
Ready? Fire!

1716
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,485
(SCREAMING)

1717
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,881
(G ROWLS)

1718
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,121
This is gonna hurt.

1719
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:25,321
(GRUNTS)

1720
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,449
-(RED YELLING)
- What was that? Huh?

1721
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:28,681
(SCREAMING)

1722
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,921
My roof!

1723
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,401
Did he make it?

1724
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,006
I hope he's okay.

1725
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,411
I'm in!

1726
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,642
- Yeah. I knew he'd make it!
-(ALL CHEERING)

1727
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,004
Send everyone else!

1728
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,604
Guards! There is a red bird in these walls.

1729
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,728
-(GUARDS GRUNTING)
- Bring him to me.

1730
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,404
- Aye, aye, sir.
- Roger that, boss.

1731
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,846
(GRUNTING)

1732
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,729
Not in these walls.

1733
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,881
In the castle!

1734
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,411
Come on, you guys.

1735
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,084
Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird.

1736
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,764
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

1737
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,001
Whew!

1738
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,965
Transport the eggs!

1739
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,441
ALL: (CHANTING) Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...

1740
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,521
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

1741
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,931
Launch me exactly the same way
you did for Red...

1742
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,801
I wasn't ready! (SCREAMING)

1743
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,120
Faster!

1744
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,725
(YELLING)

1745
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,361
(GULPS)

1746
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,046
(GRUNTING)

1747
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,161
(EXHAUSTED SIGH)

1748
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,446
Chuck, is that you?

1749
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,046
(SOBBING) This is the house of horrors.

1750
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,889
I gotta be honest, you look a little, um...

1751
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,086
Fine. You look fine. Come on.

1752
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,446
Bomb's on his way.

1753
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,324
(ULULATING)

1754
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,371
- Ouchie!
-(CHUCKLES)

1755
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:52,404
(GRUNTS) Ha! Call in the Piggy Air Force!

1756
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,720
(ALARM BLARING)

1757
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,603
LEONARD: My loyal subjects,

1758
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,809
the treacherous birds
have repaid our friendship

1759
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,565
with an unprovoked act of aggression.

1760
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,847
-(SCREAMING)
- The attack will fail.

1761
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,721
We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT.

1762
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,805
We tried to kill them with kindness,
and now we're just gonna have to...

1763
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,689
- Well, you know.
- Bye-bye.

1764
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,321
(SCREAMING)

1765
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,045
Who's gonna go next?

1766
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,444
(LOW GROWLING)

1767
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,211
BIRD: Aim for that ramp.

1768
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:31,281
(CHEERING)

1769
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,411
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Terence! Terence! Terence!

1770
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,203
-(SLINGSHOT CREAKING)
-(CHANTING CONTINUES)

1771
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,567
(GRUNTING)

1772
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,561
(GASPS)

1773
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,322
CHUCK: No eggs in here.
Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.

1774
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,731
Hey! Whoa! I'm on this.

1775
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,210
BOTH: Redrum.

1776
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,001
Uh, never mind.

1777
01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,764
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

1778
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,480
PIG: Backup engines!

1779
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,089
(WHOOPING)

1780
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,485
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hold on a second.

1781
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,005
Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb.

1782
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,924
Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end,
that's his face, man.

1783
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,411
- Sorry, Bomb.
- No prob.

1784
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,289
Easy mistake to make.

1785
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,566
- Thanks for getting me out.
-(MUFFLED GRUNTS)

1786
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,324
PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs!

1787
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,769
We want eggs!

1788
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,044
(LAUGHING)

1789
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,441
- He was sick, but then he got cured.
-(ALL LAUGH)

1790
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,002
"No eggs in here." (GASPS)

1791
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,411
Ooh, these are clever pigs.

1792
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,847
Okay, look, I'm gonna run up
and tackle the pig on the left.

1793
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,160
Bomb, you could handle two.

1794
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,765
Chuck, I don't know if you can help.

1795
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,729
We gotta figure out a way to get into that

1796
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,848
-(DISTORTED) roo...
-(CHUCKLES)

1797
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,321
...OO...

1798
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:01,007
...OOl'T1.

1799
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,650
Anyone have any bright ideas?

1800
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,721
(GRUNTING)

1801
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,409
Uh... Huh?

1802
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,561
You are gonna pay for that.

1803
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,045
(SCREAMING)

1804
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,926
What the heck just happened?

1805
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,287
Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying?

1806
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,442
And here we are?

1807
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,409
BOMB: We found 'em! Uh-oh.

1808
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,720
Aw, come on!

1809
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,731
(GRUNTING)

1810
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,247
(GASPS)

1811
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,810
- BOMB: Red!
- Guys, come on!

1812
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,046
Quick, follow him.

1813
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,090
- PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs!
- Things are looking sunny side up!

1814
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,161
(LAUGHING)

1815
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,402
Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay.

1816
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,527
We're gonna get you out of here.

1817
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,931
- Hurry up, Bomb! Come on!
- I'm coming!

1818
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,365
RED: Don't lose me!

1819
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,924
Doesn't this nightmare ever end?

1820
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,240
Oh, boy!

1821
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,125
We want eggs!

1822
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,204
What is he doing up there?
This is a civilized buffet.

1823
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,282
(STRAINING)

1824
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,526
(YELLING)

1825
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:50,681
(GRUNTING)

1826
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,405
Huh? (SCREAMING)

1827
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,561
(GASPS)

1828
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,484
Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now.

1829
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,762
Get that red scab off my eggs.

1830
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,729
- Hey!
- Oh, man.

1831
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,450
- Bomb, are you okay?
- Oh, I've been better.

1832
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,363
- PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs!
- Hmm.

1833
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,044
I'm gonna get a running start.

1834
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:10,608
(SQUEALING) Chuck time!

1835
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:11,881
(GRUNTS)

1836
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,963
LEONARD; Fine. Boil him, tOO.

1837
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,850
- Let's pig out!
-(BUZZING)

1838
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,446
Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly.

1839
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,887
I'll be taking that. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1840
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,530
-(PIG SCREAMING)
-(PANTS)

1841
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,204
-(GRUNTS)
-(BUZZING)

1842
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,690
Hey! on!

1843
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,841
No!

1844
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,046
(GRUNTING)

1845
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,963
(STRAINING) Red, we're coming!

1846
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,565
Deep breath. (INHALES)

1847
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,645
Ow! I'm in!

1848
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,529
(GAS PS) Classy joint.

1849
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,090
MIGHTY EAGLE: Hello!

1850
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,764
Where is everyone?

1851
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,490
Mighty Eagle! Where's he going?

1852
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,289
Oh, I can't believe I'm about to do this.

1853
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,402
(SHOUTING BATTLE CRY)

1854
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,491
Oh, my battle cry?

1855
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,971
Coming in, coming in.

1856
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,648
Mighty Eagle!

1857
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:00,721
(GASPING)

1858
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,769
(DISTORTED ROARING)

1859
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,966
Whoa!

1860
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,280
(CLAMORING)

1861
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,004
Whoa, whoa! Oh-ho!

1862
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,570
(GRUNTING)

1863
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,286
(PIGS YELLING)

1864
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:15,361
(CLANGS)

1865
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,965
Mighty Eagle.

1866
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,884
Mighty Eagle, wake up.
Come on. Oh, that's bad breath.

1867
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,203
I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day.

1868
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,486
Throw them in the pot, too.

1869
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,211
- I'll have the big turkey.
-(GRUNTING)

1870
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,011
'Red!

1871
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,362
- Hey!
- Whoa! What did I miss?

1872
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,044
You gotta fly those eggs to safety.

1873
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,122
I got this. Here we go.

1874
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:38,961
(GRUNTS)

1875
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,963
Oh-ho! Whoa, oh!

1876
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,441
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1877
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,289
(PIGS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)

1878
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,521
MY eggs!

1879
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,682
- Don't forget Chuck and Bomb!
- Who?

1880
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,807
BOMB: Hey!
RED: Those guys!

1881
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,041
MIGHTY EAGLE; Right, right.

1882
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,130
-(GRUNTING)
- Gotcha!

1883
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,560
(GRUNTING)

1884
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,966
(SCREAMING)

1885
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,561
(GRUNTING)

1886
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,641
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

1887
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,764
You're not getting away that easy.

1888
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:08,288
(ALL GRUNTING IN PAIN)

1889
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,284
- No!

1890
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:14,401
(CRACKING)

1891
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,604
- Save yourselves!
- Hold on, Red!

1892
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,841
I'm gonna save that egg.

1893
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,049
- Red, don't be a hero. Red, no!
- No!

1894
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,367
(YELLING)

1895
01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:23,680
(GROANING)

1896
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,001
(GRUNTING)

1897
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,561
Huh?

1898
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,165
BIRD: Get out of town, everybody.

1899
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,010
- Whoa!
- Get down!

1900
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,081
There's just so many of them!
We're outnumbered!

1901
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,525
What? How many?

1902
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,568
Oh, no, not that many.
Just the right amount, really.

1903
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,120
No need to look back.
Just keep flying. Faster!

1904
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:40,287
(GASPING)

1905
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:41,646
I'll take that.

1906
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,960
- No, you won't.
- Get him!

1907
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,371
- Gimme that!
-(GRUNTS)

1908
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,806
Ow! Ow! Ow!

1909
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,086
(PANTING)

1910
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,762
You just don't know when to stop, do you?

1911
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,127
Here's a two-word answer... Uh-uh.

1912
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,329
LEONARD: Looks like your little
slingshot game ends here.

1913
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,925
- Gimme that!
- Not gonna happen!

1914
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,126
-(CREAKING)
-(GASPS)

1915
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,167
Oh, no.

1916
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,964
(PIGS YELLING)

1917
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,246
Get out of my way!

1918
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,771
(YELLING)

1919
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,169
PIG 1: Every pig for themselves!

1920
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,321
PIG 2; <i>I</i> quit!

1921
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,329
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoa!

1922
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,891
Whoa!

1923
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,886
I know what I gotta do.

1924
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,450
I gotta blow up that ramp.

1925
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,330
And that would be a good plan
if you were good at blowing up.

1926
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,890
I need to stop those planes.

1927
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,803
Remember me, Chuck. Remember me!

1928
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,530
Bomb's away!

1929
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:27,846
(YELLING)

1930
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,081
(GRUNTS)

1931
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,051
(PIG SQUEALING)

1932
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,441
- Oh, hi there.
- PIG: Here, chickie, chickie, chickie.

1933
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,045
This little piggy popped.

1934
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,722
This little piggy exploded.

1935
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:42,004
And this little piggy went,
"Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!"

1936
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,089
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

1937
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,286
(CHUCKLES)

1938
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,442
Come on, Bomb, you can do this.

1939
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,204
Blow up! Blow up!

1940
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,601
Uh-oh.

1941
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,767
(CACKLING)

1942
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,890
Oh, no.

1943
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,526
Think explosive thoughts. (GRUNTS)

1944
01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:59,761
Surprise parties!

1945
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:02,565
Yoga poses!

1946
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:03,841
(CACKLING)

1947
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,846
Pigs in airplanes!

1948
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,761
(YELLING)

1949
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,760
BOMB: I blew up.

1950
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,569
- On purpose.
-(PANTING)

1951
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,127
You're wrecking my house.
What's wrong with you?

1952
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,531
You wrecked my house.

1953
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,601
Your house was ugly.

1954
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,727
Well, now we're even.

1955
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,001
(GRUNTING)

1956
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,281
(YELLING)

1957
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,201
Aw!

1958
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:27,481
(PIG GRUNTING)

1959
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,087
Strike!

1960
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,281
(BOTH YELLING)

1961
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,126
Run! Run!

1962
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,726
Guys, look out!

1963
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,485
Everyone, stand back.

1964
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,685
(WHIMPERING)

1965
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,401
(G ROWLS)

1966
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,766
Terence?

1967
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,327
Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.

1968
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:53,520
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1969
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,281
(PIGS PANTING)

1970
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,521
(GROANS)

1971
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,006
Well, this is dynamite.

1972
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,009
Hmm. (GASPS)

1973
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,005
- There you are.
- Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

1974
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,321
-(CACKLES)
- Oh!

1975
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,366
(GRUNTING)

1976
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,850
Delicious bird eggy-weggy. Ooh!

1977
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,251
You can't eat eggs!

1978
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,890
What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie.

1979
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:24,481
(CREAKING)

1980
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,365
It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows.

1981
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:28,965
-(CACKLING)
- FEMALE CLASSMATE: <i>Eyebrows!</i>

1982
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,044
-(GRUNTING)
- CHUCK: Someone has anger <i>issues.</i>

1983
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,731
JUDGE <i>PECKINPAH:
Anger is not always the answer!</i>

1984
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,326
(EXHALES)

1985
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,090
Well, you know what?

1986
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,446
I guess you win.

1987
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,646
What?

1988
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,848
That was an awesome plan.

1989
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,285
Mindblower. (IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1990
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,966
-(CHUCKLES)
- Really? Well, thank you.

1991
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,328
You know, a lot of hard work
goes into my sinister plans.

1992
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,448
It does. (CHUCKLES)

1993
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,608
Nah, I mean, your plan was great.

1994
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,125
But you didn't plan for this!

1995
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:01,204
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPING)

1996
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,766
(GRUNTING)

1997
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,166
(YELLS)

1998
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:06,891
(PANTING)

1999
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,007
(GRUNTING)

2000
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,321
(GRUNTING)

2001
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:14,481
(GRUNTING)

2002
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,210
(PANTING)

2003
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,089
You have annoyed me for the last time.

2004
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,207
Yup.

2005
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,281
Ah!

2006
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,767
No!

2007
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,201
(GRUNTING)

2008
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,805
CHUCK: Faster!

2009
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,242
- Whoa!
-(SCREAMING)

2010
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,921
(YELLING)

2011
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,205
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

2012
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,327
Cramp. Cramp. (GRUNTING)

2013
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,521
FEMALE BIRD: It's him!

2014
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,681
Look at that!

2015
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,046
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

2016
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,168
BIRD 1: Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle?
BIRD 2: It's him!

2017
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,368
Wow, this guy looks nothing like his statue.

2018
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,204
- Honey.
-(GASPS) Our eggs!

2019
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,447
- Are you okay?
- Chuck, my man.

2020
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,443
- Did you see what I did back there?
- Yeah.

2021
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,531
Oh! This egg is the spitting image of you.

2022
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,802
- There. Safe and sound.
-(GASPS)

2023
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,765
'(3lGH$)
- Oh!

2024
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,120
(SOBBING)

2025
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,401
-(EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE)
- Oh!

2026
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,522
-(GASPS) Where is he?
- Red?

2027
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,045
(BIRDS MURMURING)

2028
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,565
FEMALE BIRD: Where is he?

2029
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,241
(YAWN S)

2030
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,641
Oh!

2031
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,643
CHUCK: I think he might be dead.

2032
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,091
-(SOBBING)
-(SNIFFLING)

2033
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,286
(CRYING)

2034
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,331
(couemwe)

2035
01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:59,322
- Daddy!
-(GASPING)

2036
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,084
- He's alive!
-(HAPPY SHOUTS)

2037
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,730
He's alive!

2038
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,162
-(BIRDS CHEERING)
-(GROANS SOFTLY)

2039
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,371
-(GAS PS)
- What?

2040
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,530
(BABY BIRD SQUEAKS)

2041
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,291
(SQUEAKING)

2042
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,885
(CROWD CHEERING)

2043
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,726
-(LAUGHING) Yeah!
- Oh-ho!

2044
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,451
Red, you're alive! I thought you had died!

2045
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,045
Or defected to the pigs' side.

2046
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,122
Hey, buddy, way to not be dead.

2047
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,770
Hey. It's good to see you guys.

2048
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,927
Come on.

2049
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,684
-(ALL CHEERING)
-(LAUGHING)

2050
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,402
(JUDGE PECKINPAH GRUNTS)

2051
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,005
RED: Sir. Ma'am.

2052
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,529
-(BOTH GASP)
- I think these belong to you.

2053
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,647
(SQUEAKING)

2054
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,245
on! (LAUGHS)

2055
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,607
(ALL GIGGLE)

2056
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:00,646
(CHUCKLES)

2057
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,082
(CRYING) Thank you.

2058
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,327
(OLIVE LAUGHS)

2059
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,609
Oh, Crimson, Woody, Ash.

2060
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,091
- Who?
- Is he talking to us?

2061
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,401
You learned your lessons well.

2062
01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,164
Come on, bring it in.

2063
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,322
-(GRUNTING)
- No. I'm not really the affectionate type.

2064
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,811
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

2065
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,282
Okay. Does it feel like
this is crossing the line to anyone else?

2066
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,169
- Yup.
- Nope.

2067
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,720
-(ALL EXHALE)
- You're my prize pupils.

2068
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,280
- Your prized what?
-(LAUGHS) Don't you see?

2069
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:32,366
I had to make you lose faith in me
so you could learn to have faith in yourself.

2070
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,090
That's really not how it felt.

2071
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,161
Tell them, Rosy.

2072
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,009
Yeah, I don't think
that's what happened, man.

2073
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,367
Oh, look, he's blushing.

2074
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,441
(WRY LAUGH)

2075
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,768
I'm not blushing. I'm just red.

2076
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,763
-(LAUGHING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)

2077
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,882
MIGHTY EAGLE:
Okay, who wants an autograph?

2078
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,001
(CHUCKLES)

2079
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,804
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

2080
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,325
(YOUNG BIRDS LAUGHING)

2081
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,281
- Oh!
- MALE BIRD: Hoist it up.

2082
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,809
- Nice.
-(GIGGLING)

2083
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,642
Hmm?

2084
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,411
(SADLY) Hmm...

2085
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,966
-(FEMALE BIRDS SQUEALING)
-(LAUGHING)

2086
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,882
Grand reopening. Get your worms.

2087
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,086
(GRUMBLES)

2088
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,805
JUDGE PECKINPAHI Well done, indeed.

2089
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,601
CHUCK: Wow!

2090
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,444
Is that you right there, Red?

2091
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,727
Oh, really? Where? No.
They didn't have to do...

2092
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,487
Oh, yeah.

2093
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,968
That's funny, I don't remember
crying on my knees like that.

2094
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,088
But, you know, it's nice.

2095
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,403
Look at that.
They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit.

2096
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,245
They made him look
so much more handsome than you.

2097
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:41,846
- Mmm-hmm.
- You know, back when I was angry,

2098
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,843
that would have really ticked me off.

2099
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,763
- Ah, forget about that.
- Ooh!

2100
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,410
You know what we should do?
Let's go to the village.

2101
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,606
Let's do it.

2102
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,091
No, actually, I'd love to
go hang out with you guys,

2103
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,811
but, you know, I got this thing,
and I have another thing after that thing,

2104
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:53,961
and there's all these things in a row, so...

2105
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,087
Would you look at that!

2106
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,045
What the...

2107
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:18,961
(SQUEALS)

2108
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,047
Mr. Red, welcome back to the village.

2109
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,125
(ALL CHEERING)

2110
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,565
(WHISTLING)

2111
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:40,722
-(BOMB SIGHS)
-(MATILDA LAUGHS)

2112
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,361
Mmm!

2113
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:48,441
<i>"Ya-Ga!</i>

2114
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:49,806
(CROWD CHEERING)

2115
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,841
RED: Huh?

2116
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,846
<i>ALL: (SINGING) Mighty, Mighty Red
You rescued me</i>

2117
01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:03,206
<i>Defender of our homes
And liberty</i>

2118
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,847
<i>- Bravery
- Humility</i>

2119
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,161
<i>Anger-Y</i>

2120
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,889
<i>Mighty, Mighty Red
You</i>

2121
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:19,007
<i>Rescued me</i>

2122
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,282
(VOCALIZING)

2123
01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:28,363
(TERENCE VOCALIZING)

2124
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,924
(HOLDS NOTE ALONE)

2125
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:36,965
(GRUMBLES)

2126
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,601
Oh, my God.

2127
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:39,961
(DEEP CHUCKLING)

2128
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:43,121
Mmm.

2129
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,001
Hmm?

2130
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,289
How did you guys
find the time to pull this off?

2131
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,361
(CHUCKLES)

2132
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,249
This is why we went to
go get pedicures, isn't it?

2133
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,766
Nope. We got pedicures
because we're worth it.

2134
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,968
- I got gels.
- You guys are something else.

2135
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,042
To be honest with you,
I am gonna miss the beach view.

2136
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,565
But so what? It's still there.

2137
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,086
It's just not right there when I wake up
and look out my window.

2138
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,970
Well, you can still look out your window
and see me and Bomb.

2139
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,280
Right.

2140
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,203
So, you know, pluses and minuses.

2141
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,566
Okay. See you later.

2142
01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:13,841
Oh!

2143
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,085
Well, this just got awkward.

2144
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,650
That's really insensitive.

2145
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,085
Want to go get a bite?

2146
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,130
- Forget it. Let's just go home.
- Hmm.

2147
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,526
Guys! I'm just messing with you.

2148
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,641
Get in here.

2149
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,801
(BOTH GASP)

2150
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:32,881
(CHUCKUNG)

2151
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,291
BOMB: I knew it!
CHUCK: Let's be roomies.

2152
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,601
BOMB: Roommates!
Oh, I can't wait to make a chores list.

2153
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,761
RED: Wait, hold on a second.

2154
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,080
CHUCK: I'll move my nest
in the master bedroom.

2155
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,491
Bomb, you can stay in the guest house.

2156
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,244
RED: No, no, no.
BOMB: Can we get a bunk nest?

2157
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,805
CHUCK: This is gonna be perfect!
RED: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

2158
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,211
- Guys! No!
-(BOMB LAUGHING)

2159
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:46,321
(WHOOPS)

2160
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,885
(MIGHTY EAGLE CHUCKLES)

2161
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,200
<i>And how to get along</i>

2162
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,281
Oh, yeah.

2163
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,044
<i>And so you're back from outer space</i>

2164
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,167
Groovin' out.

2165
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,730
<i>I just walked in to find you here</i>

2166
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:03,881
Watch this. Coming right at you.

2167
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,166
<i>With that sad look upon your face</i>

2168
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,083
<i>I should have changed that stupid lock</i>

2169
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,162
<i>I should have made you leave your key</i>

2170
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:11,163
<i>If I had known for just one second</i>

2171
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,969
<i>You'd be back to bother me</i>

2172
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,644
<i>Go on, now, go</i>

2173
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,609
<i>Walk out the door</i>

2174
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,489
<i>Just turn around now</i>

2175
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,325
<i>'Cause you're not welcome anymore</i>

2176
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:24,569
<i>Weren't you the one
Who tried to hurt me with goodbye?</i>

2177
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,642
<i>Did you think I'd crumble?</i>

2178
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,404
<i>Did you think I'd lay down and die?</i>

2179
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:29,720
<i>Oh, no, not I</i>

2180
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,801
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

2181
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:31,961
<i>I will survive</i>

2182
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,166
Wh00! (LAUGHING)

2183
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:35,288
<i>As long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive</i>

2184
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:36,361
TERENCE: Mmm.

2185
01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:37,686
<i>I've got all my life to live</i>

2186
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:38,807
(WHOOPING)

2187
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,166
<i>And I've got all my love to give</i>

2188
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:42,688
<i>I will survive
I will survive</i>

2189
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:44,762
Whoa. Whoa. (GRUNTS)

2190
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,644
<i>Go on, now, go
Walk out the door</i>

2191
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:47,926
(LAUGHS)

2192
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,731
<i>Just turn around now</i>

2193
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:53,007
<i>'Cause you're not welcome anymore</i>

2194
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,286
(EXCLAIMING)

2195
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,203
<i>Weren't you the one
Who tried to hurt me with goodbye?</i>

2196
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:57,884
<i>Did you think I'd crumble?</i>

2197
01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,247
<i>Did you think I'd lay down and die?</i>

2198
01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:01,765
<i>Oh, no, not I</i>

2199
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,604
<i>I will survive</i>

2200
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,644
-(LAUGHTER)
-(WHOOPING)

2201
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,090
ROSS: Come on, Leonard.

2202
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:09,685
Leonard can't dance.

2203
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,240
He's hatching a new plan.

2204
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,685
-(DEVIOUS LAUGHTER)
- Yeah!

2205
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,569
<i>I will survive</i>

2206
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,608
<i>Yeah, yeah</i>

2207
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,205
Okay, maybe I'll dance forjust a sec.

2208
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:23,726
(LAUGHING)

2209
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:25,611
(WHOOPING)

2210
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:28,723
Whoo! Show 'em what you got, Red.

2211
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,604
Ba-boom! Come on, Red Stuff.

2212
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,761
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.

2213
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,887
Nice try.

2214
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,411
-: <i>r</i>
-(GASPS)

2215
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,641
Hmm?

2216
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:37,041
Uh...

2217
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,691
Oh! Okay.

2218
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:40,761
Mmm-hmm.

2219
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,371
(some CONTINUES)

2220
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:48,411
<i>Ooh! Whoa!</i>

2221
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:51,324
<i>I will survive</i>

2222
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,491
<i>I will survive</i>

2223
01:29:56,480 --> 01:29:57,970
<i>Ooh!</i>

2224
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,691
<i>I will survive</i>

2225
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:06,048
<i>Yeah</i>

2226
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,121
OLIVE: There you go.

2227
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:11,690
(FEET SCREECH)

2228
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:14,400
(GRUNTING)

2229
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:16,166
(GRUNTING)

2230
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,648
- Ooh!
- Wait. What are we doing?

2231
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,846
(GRUNTING)

2232
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:22,210
(ALL GASP)

2233
01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:24,321
Watch out.

2234
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,051
(PANTING)

2235
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,646
"(THUMP)
-0w!

2236
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:33,525
ALL: Whoa!

2237
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,131
(CREAKING)

2238
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,045
ALL: Mmm!

2239
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,041
<i>IA'</i>

2240
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,681
<i>Whoo!</i>

2241
01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:12,687
<i>There's a moment in this journey
that I gave up</i>

2242
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,730
<i>My boots just couldn't walk another mile</i>

2243
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:21,481
<i>And that cloud above me had no silver lining</i>

2244
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,610
<i>I couldn't buy a break with my last dime</i>

2245
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:30,247
<i>Oh, but when I saw you
standing in the corner</i>

2246
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:34,846
<i>I'd have never thought
that you would have my back</i>

2247
01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:39,201
<i>But then we rolled in
like the thunder and the lightning</i>

2248
01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:43,086
<i>Threw some punches, then we had a laugh</i>

2249
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:48,001
<i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>

2250
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:52,446
<i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>

2251
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,646
<i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>

2252
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:01,810
<i>I can see that you and me
are gonna befriends</i>

2253
01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:12,209
<i>Who'd have thought
we'd wind up here together?</i>

2254
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:16,603
<i>It's crazy that we're standing side by side</i>

2255
01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:21,083
<i>Fighting just like two birds of a feather</i>

2256
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:25,488
<i>Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?</i>

2257
01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:29,807
<i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>

2258
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,247
<i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>

2259
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,606
<i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>

2260
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,081
<i>I can see that you and me
are gonna befriends</i>

2261
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:47,531
<i>To the end, you and me are gonna be friends</i>

2262
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,086
<i>Yeah!</i>

2263
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,491
Here we go!

2264
01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:59,770
<i>Hey, hey, you and me
Different as different can be</i>

2265
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,081
<i>You like to rock, I like to roll</i>

2266
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,162
<i>You take the high and I'll take the low</i>

2267
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,881
<i>Whoa, whoa-oh!</i>

2268
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:12,162
<i>Whoa, whoa-oh!</i>

2269
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:16,047
<i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>

2270
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,527
<i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>

2271
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,841
<i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>

2272
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:29,366
<i>I can see that you and me
are gonna befriends</i>

2273
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:33,931
<i>To the end, you and me are gonna be friends</i>

2274
01:33:34,480 --> 01:33:38,280
<i>I can see that you and me
are gonna befriends</i>

2275
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:39,521
<i>Yeah!</i>