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Okay.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy.
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Come on, come on, we gotta move,
we gotta move.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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No,no,no,no,no!
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Hey! Hey! Gotcha!
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I don't like it! I don't like it!
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Beak! Wing! Tail!
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Ribs!
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Giblets!
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I'm flying!
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Nope, still can't fly.
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I cannot believe this.
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Breathe, breathe.
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Bottom feeder.
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Up and over!
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"Ya-Ga!
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No,no,no,no.
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Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown.
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Oh, boy.
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That's a loud... Loud...
You're very scared of me.
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Here, come here. Nope. Okay. Nope.
Never mind.
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Happy hatchday!
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Hi, pal.
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You must be so disappointed
in yourself for being this late.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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I'm not late. Look at the time.
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See, the order said before noon.
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Okay, now you're late.
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- What?
- Where have you been?
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-It's funny you ask. You see, I was...
- You missed the party.
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- What is that?
- That.
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Yes, see, I fell on the box.
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The squirrel?
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That's on us.
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You know, I tried to keep my body
between the ground and the box,
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but, you know, I think I got a little bruise.
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See anything back there?
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Hear that, honey?
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The clown we paid to be here an hour ago
fell on our son's hatchday cake.
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That's why our son's hatchday party
is ruined!
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And the next time you mess up,
don't tell me a story,
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just take responsibility.
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Hey, man, it wasn't a story.
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"I'm a screwup that woke up late
and fell on the thing you paid for!"
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-it wasn't a story. I almost drowned.
-"I'm really bad at my job and I'm late..."
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Why don't we just settle this out
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-and say the cake's on you.
- You.
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I'm sorry, it's on me?
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Well, who else would it be on?
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Well, you know, I...
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I'm not sure you're gonna like this,
but since you asked.
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Rather than being on me, as you suggested,
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this cake is on you!
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So, you wanna hear a story?
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I run my butt off, literally, mind you,
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to get the "gluten-free cake."
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What the heck is gluten?
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I mean, does gluten even exist?
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Who are you?
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Get outta here!
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Already? But you're the only one
that's had cake.
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What...
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That's good stuff.
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Anybody want to eat some cake
off their dad or husband?
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Who needs plates
when you got this guy's face, right?
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Wait. I almost forgot.
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You know, I'm supposed to do
a quick customer satisfaction survey
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before I split, okay?
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So, on a scale of one to three stars,
what would you say about my performance?
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And don't forget, the squirrel was free...
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- Sorry about this!
- No!
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My bad.
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Congratulations!
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It's a boy!
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Hey, Eyebrows.
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Eyebrows!
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Your Honor, our family has
always practiced natural childhatch.
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The risks of having
a scrambled infant are too great.
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There was going to be music,
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the nest was going to be full of
beautiful, fresh-cut flowers.
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And the first two faces he was going to see
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were the loving faces
of his mother and his father.
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We can never get that moment back.
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Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be
the first face your baby saw.
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I mean, what are we talking about here?
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He probably doesn't even remember me.
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Daddy!
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No, no, no. No. Shut up.
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Shut up.
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Cool it.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
am I a passionate bird?
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Yes.
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Guilty as can be.
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It was a quality cake.
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Look, I worked very hard
to get it there on time
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and he wouldn't even try it!
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Mr. Red, we are
a happy, happy bird community.
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Under the protection of Mighty Eagle,
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we work, we play, we laugh, we love,
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and we live our lives
free from conflict and strife, sir.
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We love the sound
of our own voice, too, evidently.
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Perhaps you never heard the joke,
"Why don't birds fly?"
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I'm gonna tell you why.
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Because where else
would we ever wanna go?
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- It gets me every time, guys!
- Not a good joke.
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So now, what am I to make
of the likes of you?
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There seems to be a recurring issue here.
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Anger.
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I don't think I have an anger issue.
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I think you got an anger issue.
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Anger is a weed growing in our garden.
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And what do you do when you find a weed?
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I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me.
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You pluck it out!
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Oh, my God.
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Mr. Red, when you moved your house
outside of our village,
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did you notice that nobody tried to stop you?
121
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Birds, they may smile at you on the street,
but that doesn't mean they like you.
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Hey, you know what?
I got a question for you.
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Are you aware that that robe
that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?
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We all see ya prancing along the street,
Your Honor!
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And you're, what, and I'm just
approximating here, like, an inch tall?
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You... What are you doing?
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Voile'?!
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What the...
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Daddy!
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Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes,
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I have no choice but to impose
the maximum penalty allowed by the law.
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Anger management class.
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Pluck my life.
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Fresh worms caught today.
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Hey, Red. How are ya?
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I'm horrible.
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Hi, Red.
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It's good to see you!
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- I wish I could say the same.
- Get your worms here!
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Upsy-daisy!
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Thank you.
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Let's go.
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How are you, Susie? You good?
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No running. No running.
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Come on.
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Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along?
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Oh, boy.
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You guys ever thought about bird control?
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Lefi,flghLlefi,flghL
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There ya go.
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Hey, hey.
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All right.
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Shirley.
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Girly, you got this.
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We don't want you to fall, now.
Take your time.
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Here we go. That's it.
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You're doing it!
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Seriously?
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I'm almost there.
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Nope.
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Pigeon pose.
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Crane pose.
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Okay, we worked out.
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Who's down for a froyo?
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Froyo.
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"Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free.
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"Defender of our homes and liberty!"
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Hi, Red.
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Is one of those yours?
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What?
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Yeah, when birds fly.
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"Mighty Eagle is a legend."
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You think that's funny?
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This is funny!
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Come on!
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What?
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Don't look, Bobby.
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The anger might be contagious.
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Let's g0!
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- He started it.
- Move it, move it! Don't look back!
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There you go.
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Look at this.
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This is gonna be awful.
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Okay, I guess that's art.
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That's garbage.
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And that's exotic.
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"Free rage" what?
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Hi!
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- Hi there! Welcome...
- Hello.
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...to the Infinity Acceptance group.
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- I am Matilda.
- Okay.
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And I'm just super psyched
to be taking this journey with you!
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You're gonna have a blast.
194
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I'm really fun.
195
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Everybody says that about me.
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Hey, guys.
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Say hello to Red, everyone.
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Hello!
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Hi, Red.
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Hello, birds I won't get to know well.
201
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,211
Hey, apparently somebody didn't get
the memo that we like to start on time
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because you're about two minutes late.
203
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,321
Don't let it happen again.
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00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,367
Hi, my name is Chuck.
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I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot.
206
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I like you a lot. I can tell.
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Okay.
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00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,211
Now, Red, would you like to
share your story with us?
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00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,441
No, not really.
210
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Well, the court mentioned
something about a rage episode
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at a child's birthday party.
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How long is this class, anyway?
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As long as you make it.
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Really? Okay.
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00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,801
Gentlemen, very nice to see you,
and to almost meet you.
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Probably the nicest part of it
is not getting to meet you,
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you know, in some weird way.
218
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All right, so I'm gonna go ahead
219
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and scoot on back out
past those creepy statues and...
220
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Back you go.
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00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,088
Sure. No, I can take a seat.
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So, in another sense,
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you are here until I notify the court
that your anger issues have been resolved.
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Oh, boy.
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Chuck!
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Share your story with Red.
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00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,202
Me? I am the last guy who should be here.
228
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Simple speeding ticket.
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Judge tells me I was going too fast,
so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was.
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"You caught me."
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I'm not angry. I'm honest.
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So, shouldn't I be in
honesty management class?
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'Cause we gotta manage my honesty.
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My one problem, that's a different story
than you told last time.
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Drinks on me, guys!
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Chuck?
237
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,683
Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream.
238
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,728
All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it.
239
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And this is Terence.
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More like terrifying.
241
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Now, it says here, in your little filey...
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Terence seems to have had an incident.
243
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,328
Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago.
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Tell us your story, Bomb.
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Okay.
246
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,407
Well, sometimes when I get upset,
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I have been known to blow up.
248
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,967
So, like... Like, what, like,
you get mad, you mean?
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00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,201
Well, no.
250
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I literally blow up, okay?
251
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I explode like a bomb.
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Hence the name.
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Surprise!
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00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,807
Excuse me.
255
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,120
Party foul.
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DO it!
257
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No can do.
258
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I just went boom-boom before class.
259
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Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all,
260
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but this can maybe make it a little more
interesting to me, so please, explode.
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You can't do it, can you?
262
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,009
Yes, I can, but I'm having back issues today.
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So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
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DO it!
265
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,126
Not the time or place, little amigo.
266
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,123
These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?
267
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,005
Are we speaking telepathically,
or you're just...
268
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,685
Good talk.
269
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,608
Nice chatting with you.
270
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,129
Today we're gonna be working on
managing our anger through movement.
271
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,442
The first pose is the dancer pose.
272
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,924
Great form, Terence.
273
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,081
Eagle! Heron!
274
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,201
Peacock! Warrior!
275
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,328
Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust!
King pigeon!
276
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,970
And of course, downward duck.
277
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,243
Excuse me, boring hippie lady.
278
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,004
Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke.
279
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,764
And have you done this before?
280
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,689
Yes, I have, but usually not for free.
281
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,247
Didn't think so.
282
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,970
- Awesome.
- And how are we doing over here, Bomb?
283
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,691
Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core.
284
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,127
Just remember to breathe up
through your feathers and from your talons.
285
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,050
Namaste.
286
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,961
Bomb?
287
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,846
Nice!
288
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,566
I don't know what happened.
289
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,564
I was doing the poses, I was feeling all Zen,
290
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,962
Matilda was digging it,
then I lost my grip on it.
291
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,082
Let it slip and it just squeaked out.
292
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,241
Hey, so, where we going?
293
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,970
I'm sorry. "We"?
294
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,007
Yes, we.
295
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,402
There's a new happiness exhibit
at the Museum of Happiness
296
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,284
that I'm dying to see.
297
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,487
You know what?
298
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,324
I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing.
299
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,401
A thing?
300
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,330
Like a disease?
301
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,129
Is it bird flu? Chicken pox?
302
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,406
Cardinal sin?
303
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,962
No, by "thing," I mean, like,
desire not to hang out.
304
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,041
With you.
305
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,842
Yeah, well...
You know, may be for the best, you know,
306
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,651
because I got something, too.
307
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,526
How did I forget?
308
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,683
Even if you'd said yes,
I probably couldn't have gone.
309
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,964
I'm busy, too.
310
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,401
I have a business offer deal that is...
311
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,448
No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy.
312
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,081
It's... It's charming up to a point,
and now it's just sad.
313
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,804
It's a guy I know.
314
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,126
And he's opening up a brand-new luxury
315
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,730
class reunion.
316
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,127
Okay.
317
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,362
Good. Good, good, good.
318
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,204
Well, looks like it's just us.
319
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,884
Want to go get a bite?
320
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,806
But what about your "class reunion"
where everybody brings a "business offer"?
321
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,801
No,no,no.
322
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,564
Chuck, I was lying.
323
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,846
I'm sorry if I fooled you.
324
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,371
No means no.
325
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,401
My sweetheart.
326
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,526
Cheers.
327
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,241
Hey!
328
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,921
Get over here!
329
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,968
Hey, peckerhead!
330
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,851
What's up?
331
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,845
I felt a peck!
332
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,484
This is the legendary Mighty Eagle,
333
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,043
our protector and hero,
but no one has seen him for years.
334
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,688
Mighty Eagle is missing.
335
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,528
When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back?
336
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,925
Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you
Mighty Eagle isn't real?
337
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,165
He doesn't know that.
338
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,720
- He doesn't have parents.
- Yeah.
339
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,609
Or even friends.
340
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,605
Eureka!
341
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,531
Say bye to Daddy.
342
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,681
Bye-bye!
343
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,250
- Goodbye, hatchlings.
- Bye!
344
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,124
Have a happy day!
345
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,767
Good morning!
346
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,966
Morning, Your Honor.
347
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,931
Here you go.
348
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,601
Bless you.
349
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,720
'Yes!
'Bye!
350
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,881
Daddy's making dinner!
351
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,570
"If my name were Bobby
Would you ask about my hobbies?
352
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,281
"Or if my name were Judas
Would you ask me what my mood is?
353
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,403
"I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate
354
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,886
"I do so much more than detonate"
355
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,331
Think about it.
356
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,682
That was beautiful.
357
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,525
You're gonna make me cry!
358
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,367
Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism.
359
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,408
Red, why don't we hear your poem?
360
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,720
I don't have a poem.
361
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,287
Why not?
362
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,681
Because I didn't write one.
363
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,126
Right.
364
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,524
And is there a reason?
365
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,846
Well, you know, I was gonna do it,
366
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,050
but then I thought about it and I realized,
"This is a huge waste of my time."
367
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,167
So, I didn't do it.
368
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,650
Deep breath, deep breath.
369
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,131
Deep breath!
370
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,563
And we're back in the now.
371
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,610
Chuck! You've had your hand up
the whole time.
372
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,691
My poem is about a hate crime.
373
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,081
No.
374
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,601
Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos.
375
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,005
"What, oh, what did I make you of?
376
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,730
"I made you out of love
377
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,405
"But wait, too late!
378
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,323
"Now I see your fate
379
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,530
"Some very troubled somebody
Destroyed you out of hate
380
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,009
"What could have made him so despise
381
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,401
"Your happy smile, your laughing eyes?
382
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,604
"Your soul was pure, your heart was true
383
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,446
"And someone hated that
384
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,245
"But who?"
385
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,641
Terence.
386
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,605
Yeah, I deserved that.
387
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,571
Billy has passed
to a higher plane of existence.
388
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,483
Everyone, join wings.
389
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,720
Let us all say our goodbyes.
390
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,962
Yeah, let me get in here. I gotta say goodbye.
391
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,041
Okay.
392
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,164
Okay. You know,
I'll just mourn from back here.
393
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,207
That's fine.
394
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,884
You know, if there's one thing
Billy always hated,
395
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,201
-it was goodbyes.
- Hey, what's going on out there?
396
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,444
Class dismissed.
397
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,326
Very moving.
398
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,726
Come on, everybody! Let's go!
399
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,165
Hey, where's everybody going?
400
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,765
Hurry! Something's coming!
401
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,365
Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!
402
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,441
Let's g0!
403
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,562
Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me!
404
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,601
What?
405
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,251
Again?
406
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,209
Let's get down to the beach!
407
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,611
Follow the trail!
408
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,404
Last one there is a rotten eggy!
409
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,481
What?
410
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,240
Didn't mean to photobomb you.
Sorry about that.
411
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,687
What is that thing?
412
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,321
It looks like a UFO.
An Unidentified Floating Object.
413
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,245
Daddy!
414
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,322
Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy!
415
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,081
What is that?
416
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,561
- Look at the size of that thing!
- Where's it going?
417
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,847
I don't know, but it's not stopping.
418
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,846
My house, my house.
419
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,841
Slow down!
420
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,921
Stop!
421
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,051
What the...
422
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,048
That house took me five years to build.
423
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,569
It's such a shame when you create something
and someone just destroys it.
424
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,011
Ladies and gentlemen,
425
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,004
we have a very special guest for you!
426
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,124
- He's a green marine sailing machine.
- Careful, now.
427
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,204
And he's keen to let you know he's not mean!
428
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,842
Put your wings together for Leonard!
429
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,165
Thank you so much.
430
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,528
Please hold your applause.
431
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,284
Greetings from my world!
432
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,806
The world of the pigs.
433
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,246
What's a pig?
434
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,881
I am a Pig-
435
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,731
Unbelievable.
436
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,321
Where we going?
437
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,731
Wrong way.
438
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,570
Oopsie. Not working.
439
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,204
We practiced this 100 times.
440
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,123
- Oh, man.
- Give it to me.
441
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,890
We're gonna come in again.
442
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,405
I'm so sorry.
443
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,768
My name is Leonard,
but my friends call me Chuckles.
444
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,245
Very generous!
445
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,210
- Thank...
- We mean no harm.
446
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:54,365
We saw your island across the sea,
and we thought,
447
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,124
"Wonder what they're up to."
448
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,482
But there's no other place besides here.
449
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,761
- Yes, there is.
- Stop it!
450
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,683
- And we are from there.
- Please stop!
451
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,888
We call it Piggy Island.
452
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,531
Oh, my God.
453
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,286
P-I-double-G-Y Island.
454
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,000
Who else is out there?
455
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,209
My first officer, Ross, and I
have sailed everywhere.
456
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,045
One brave soul against the sea.
457
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,087
And Ross.
458
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,161
Excuse me.
459
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,528
Have you come to smash
all of our houses or just mine?
460
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,404
Oh, man!
461
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,130
Somebody want a gift basket?
462
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,168
Please, please, don't be afraid.
463
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,202
My partner and I request
the honor of your friendship.
464
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,203
Ross, show 'em how we do it.
465
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,801
Don't worry, he's had all his shots.
466
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,211
We're all friends now!
467
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,321
Hi, friends.
468
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,127
Not a hugger.
469
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,211
Welcome to Bird Island!
470
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,931
Welcome to our new friends, the pigs.
471
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,761
Let us have a celebration!
472
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,842
- Put 'er there!
- Welcome!
473
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,210
- Sorry.
- And a hoof to a wing.
474
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,330
We would like to honor the pigs
with a special performance.
475
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,926
Watch out. Shakin' my bacon!
476
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,206
They don't have feathers?
477
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,123
You know, they're just
walking around naked,
478
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,406
just presenting themselves.
479
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,204
I'm looking at all their business here.
480
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,044
That part about them I really admire.
481
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,841
Now we would like to welcome
our special guests, the pigs!
482
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,725
All right!
483
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,804
Thank you for your kindness and hospitality.
484
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,042
Our king sends his warmest regards.
485
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,161
"King"?
486
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,768
You have shared with us the wonders
of your quaint, simple little island.
487
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,524
Drop the banner, Ross!
488
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,922
Now we would love to humbly share
some of the wonders of our world.
489
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,010
Yeah. Humble, my bird butt.
490
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,286
Language.
491
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,045
A hundred years from now, everyone will ask,
492
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,727
"How did the friendship between
the pigs and the birds start?"
493
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,003
- Who cares?
- Oh, no.
494
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,043
Well, let them say we lit up the night!
495
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,045
Holy moly!
496
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,286
Yeah!
497
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,484
Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff
we worked hard to build.
498
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,244
- But there's more!
- More?
499
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,448
Has gravity gone haywire?
500
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,329
No! Even better!
501
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,529
Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you
502
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,570
the trampoline!
503
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,521
- Those are my assistants, Oinky...
- Hello.
504
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,364
...and Jon Ham!
505
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,441
Hold on a second.
506
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,443
I thought there was only supposed to be
two of these guys.
507
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,931
Squad goals!
508
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,367
Look at those jiggly pigglies!
509
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,451
But that's not all.
510
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,086
Throwing things just got a whole lot easier.
511
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,003
Say hello to
512
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,890
the slingshot!
513
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,404
- I can't see.
- This is crazy!
514
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,881
- Tired of carrying things from place to place?
- Yeah!
515
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,884
- Wish you could just get it there?
- Yeah!
516
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,371
- Well, now you can!
- How?
517
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,646
Waiters, do me a favor.
518
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,290
- Take the rest of the night off.
- Thank you.
519
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,761
Hey, if you got the night off,
why don't you fix my house!
520
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,083
Yeah, it's the same guy.
521
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,605
Well, the slingshot
does it all in three easy steps.
522
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,002
Ready, aim, fire!
523
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,047
' Qot it!
524
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,485
Incredible!
525
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,327
- Flown in fresh!
- Me! Me! I want fruit!
526
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,123
Guys, it's the same fruit sitting
on the plates in front of you.
527
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,961
- Watch out for that pineapple.
- Somebody, please...
528
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,161
And now for our last gift to you.
529
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,049
Shut up and fix my house!
530
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,690
We don't know him.
531
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,965
I'm going to ask for
a volunteer from the audience.
532
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,405
Pick me!
533
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,481
Who should I pick?
534
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,244
- Who, who, who?
- Pick me, Mr. Pig!
535
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,688
How about the red guy
with the enormous eyebrows?
536
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,807
Me?
537
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,490
- Yeah!
- No,no,no,no,no,no.
538
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,971
Yes, you, sir.
539
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,087
Come on up here.
540
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,400
It's your lucky day!
541
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,606
Are you sure you don't want to choose
542
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,648
one of the hundreds of birds
that had their wings up?
543
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,091
- Get him up here!
- Come on, Red!
544
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,321
Have some fun!
545
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,643
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
546
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,401
He's shy.
547
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,527
You hear that?
548
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,601
They're cheering for you.
549
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,920
You gotta be kidding me.
550
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,241
Red guy with the eyebrows!
551
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,164
I would've sat closer had I known
that I was gonna be part of the show.
552
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,886
Okay, now what?
553
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,849
Come on, give him a hand.
554
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,606
Right this way. Come on.
555
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,841
Relax. Be brave.
556
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,968
- Ready!
- Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready.
557
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,610
- Aim!
- Aim at what?
558
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,364
- Everybody on this one.
- Fire!
559
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,768
Who says birds don't fly?
560
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,649
This seems really unnatural!
561
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,651
I hope he's okay.
562
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,087
Hey, don't worry!
563
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,400
I'm fine!
564
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,970
Thanks for the lift!
565
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,168
I wish they would have done that
10 minutes ago.
566
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,841
You know you want to search their boat.
567
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,570
What? No, I don't.
568
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,050
Yeah, you're right, I do.
569
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,051
Bomb's on his way.
570
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,171
Come on. Let's go.
571
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,242
And remember, keep it quiet.
572
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,206
Yeah.
573
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,843
- This is an impressive ship!
- No. Inside voice.
574
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,126
Inside voice.
575
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,167
Come on.
576
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,321
Sorry.
577
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,886
Piggy fitness.
578
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,845
I don't know.
579
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,165
Very strange.
580
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,883
Who are these weirdos?
581
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,282
What are you doing?
We're trying to sneak around.
582
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,522
We didn't rent this place out.
583
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,931
You can rent this place?
584
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,126
Give me that!
585
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,770
Hey, you guys!
586
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,371
No.
587
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,011
Looks like there's
some more stuff down here.
588
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,641
We were hiding.
589
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,242
When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"
590
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,810
- Hol
591
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,566
- Hol
592
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,130
There's more of them!
593
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,201
Hey!
594
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,441
Ho!
595
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,331
That's right, I'm back.
596
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,206
Enjoying the party, everyone?
597
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,406
Because while you were living it up,
I snuck onto their boat.
598
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,410
- What?
- What did he say?
599
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,244
And look at what I found.
600
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,603
There's more of them than we thought!
601
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,160
Which is mysterious and weird, am I right?
602
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,927
Hi.
603
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,251
How ya doin'?
604
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,085
Remember, he said there were
only two pigs on board,
605
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,447
but he was obviously lying.
606
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,446
And there are strange devices on their boat!
607
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,410
So, clearly, there's, you know,
some messed-up stuff going on here.
608
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,811
How messed up? I don't know.
609
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,769
What specifically? I don't know that, either.
610
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,841
Any questions?
611
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,361
Sweet!
612
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,961
You snuck onto their boat?
613
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,963
You know, I don't need a reward.
614
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,964
If you guys are trying to think of what honor
to bestow upon me, don't need it.
615
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,849
- Boo!
- Yeah, boo 'em!
616
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,410
Boo!
617
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,970
- You're booing them or me?
- You!
618
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,366
It's me.
619
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,090
Perhaps I can explain.
620
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,771
You see, my cousins are simple folk.
621
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,561
Watch.
622
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,881
A, B, C...
623
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,043
Nothing. See? Nothing.
624
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,330
I didn't want to risk their lives
until I found out that the...
625
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,607
The new world was safe.
626
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,365
We were gonna put on
a cowboy show for you.
627
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,930
LGX 'ET go, bqyg!
628
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,004
...and I'll take the low...
629
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,565
lxnay on the ongsay.
630
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,165
That was Pig Latin.
631
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,561
But perhaps it wasn't meant to be.
632
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,566
I believe that birds and pigs
are meant to be friends.
633
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,970
But if we crossed boundaries
that were not meant to be crossed...
634
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,526
Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself,
but our entire community!
635
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,161
I think you... You messed up there.
636
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,089
You said "shamed"
and you meant "saved," right?
637
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,443
I sent you to treatment
to deal with your problems.
638
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,887
Clearly, more treatment is required.
639
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,531
- No!
- No!
640
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,410
Do not trouble our honored guests again!
641
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,369
My friends, we would love
to see your cowboy show.
642
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,885
- Yeah!
- Thank you.
643
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,291
Thank you so much.
644
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,847
Come on, everybody!
645
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,160
Put your hands together!
646
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,207
Yeah!
647
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,248
Whatever. Don't listen to me.
648
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,448
Party train coming through!
649
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,803
It's crazy that we're standing side by side
650
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,566
Fighting just like two birds of a feather
651
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,404
I can't see. I can't see.
652
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,882
Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?
653
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,688
Just some roughed-up desperados
654
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,327
Hanging tough through thick and thin
655
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,487
Kicking up dust wherever we go
656
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,167
I can see that you and me
Are gonna befriends...
657
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,525
Piggyback rides?
658
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,726
Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies!
659
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,080
Oh, boy.
660
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,924
Group picture! Group picture!
661
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,604
Everybody say, "Cheese"!
662
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,250
- Cheese omelet.
- Cheese!
663
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,321
Cheese omelet.
664
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,526
Classic.
665
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,081
Spoiler alert.
666
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,446
'Step Fight up!
- Jump!
667
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,761
So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest.
I don't know.
668
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,002
I was in the store, and I saw this...
669
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,291
- I am famished...
-it's chow time!
670
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,247
Just some roughed-up desperados
671
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,131
- Hanging tough through thick and thin
- Hanging tough through thick and thin
672
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,522
Kicking up dust wherever we go...
673
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,886
Yeah!
674
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,321
What?
675
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,206
To the end
You and me are gonna be friends...
676
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,201
What the heck?
677
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,247
Who invited you to move in?
678
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,287
Hey!
679
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,811
That's my toothbrush!
680
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,881
Get it out!
681
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,289
All right, class, thought for the day.
682
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,124
Water is the softest thing,
683
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,171
yet it can penetrate mountains and earth.
684
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,561
Here's my thought of the day.
When are we done?
685
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,521
Red, what the caterpillar calls the end,
the world calls a butterfly.
686
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,769
Can I just say I never understand
a single thing you're talking about?
687
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,922
"Can I just say..."
688
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,242
That's very lifelike.
689
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,086
So deep.
690
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,602
And, Terence, let's see your...
691
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,126
My goodness.
692
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,363
I did not know you felt that way.
693
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,167
Class dismissed!
694
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,722
And now we've come to
the prestigious Palms district.
695
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:27,007
Where birds of all feathers flock together
with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees.
696
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,366
Suck those bellies in.
697
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,441
Insta-ham!
698
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,044
Is that what I think it is?
699
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,326
That's an egg.
700
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,209
That's how our children are born.
701
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,964
You guys don't lay eggs?
702
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,088
I wish we did.
703
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,120
Enchanté.
704
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,970
You look delicious, my dear.
705
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,921
That's us.
706
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,241
Hey. Hello.
707
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,446
Excuse me. Buddy?
708
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,601
Those are fragile.
709
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,484
Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right?
710
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,800
Not yours.
711
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,723
My friend from the banquet.
712
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,325
Well, that's a very good painting.
713
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,641
Very good.
714
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,887
Yeah.
715
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,328
The assignment was "Paint Your Pain,"
so I painted your pain.
716
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,128
It's actually the first in a series.
717
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,770
Here you go.
718
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,365
This one is nice.
719
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,442
I call this one Catharsis.
720
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,724
And I call this one Bye-Bye.
721
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,490
Wonderful likeness.
722
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,121
I thought you said
you stored your nuts for winter.
723
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,326
Burn.
724
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,041
All right, what's going on here?
725
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,122
Are you explorers, or are you staying?
726
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,170
Because if you're explorers,
then why are there more of you coming?
727
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,765
Hi, everybody!
728
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,249
Not my house again!
729
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,289
- That's my home!
- Okay!
730
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,886
And you know what?
If you are staying, why don't you just say so?
731
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,967
And Why'd you leave your home?
732
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,042
How do we know
you're not fugitives of the law?
733
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,726
You are making our guests feel unwelcome!
734
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,211
And you're not asking basic questions.
735
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,562
Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
736
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,642
Your opinion is not needed!
737
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,801
Why do we have to agree?
738
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,291
Why does it matter that we're not the same?
739
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,204
Anger is not always the answer!
740
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,521
Continue the tour.
741
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,041
Surf's up, you guys-
742
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,408
- So, get ready to hang loose.
- That went well, if you're me.
743
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,681
Dummy.
744
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,125
We could really use you right about now.
745
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,250
Wait, actually...
746
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,326
Hey, Chuck! It's Red!
747
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,731
Zip on down here!
748
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,287
Hey, Chuck's mom.
749
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,930
Can your son come out to play?
750
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,245
All of this does not just happen on its own.
751
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,851
Hey. Just taking a shower.
752
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,604
Bomb, buddy, TMI.
753
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,521
Now, I'm telling you,
something isn't kosher with these pigs.
754
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,647
Bull's-eye!
755
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,041
And it's up to us to figure it out.
756
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,531
Figure what out, exactly?
757
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,284
I don't know,
maybe they're just being innovative.
758
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,361
Go ahead.
759
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,771
All aboard!
760
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,445
Does seem a little odd, though.
761
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,564
- Nailed it!
- Flawless.
762
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,369
Come on, does none of this
seem wrong to you guys?
763
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,280
I'll tell you this, if anyone knows
what these pigs are up to...
764
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,124
- Hey!
-...it's Mighty Eagle.
765
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,120
Mighty Eagle!
766
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,926
Yeah!
767
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,164
Take that, tree!
768
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,841
Eat my foot!
769
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,484
Tasty! Yum, yum, yum!
770
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,648
Mighty Eagle!
771
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,761
Peek-a-boo.
772
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,887
Hello, Bird Island!
773
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,045
You're welcome.
774
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,044
Does Mighty Eagle still live?
775
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,087
Did he ever live?
776
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,844
And if he did live, where would he live?
777
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,651
By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree.
778
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,801
That's a fairy tale.
779
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,120
I've run all over this island.
780
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,440
Where could that possibly be?
781
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,931
Way up high.
782
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,762
It's a long way up that mountain,
783
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,606
and if I'm being honest, well, I mean,
you know, I could kind of use your help.
784
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,489
What's that? What are you trying to say?
785
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,370
Nothing. I was just saying
that I, you know, I could use your help.
786
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,727
I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you
over your ego.
787
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,768
Could you enunciate
that last word a little bit?
788
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,921
I need your help!
789
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,769
Why didn't you say so?
790
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,841
Bomb?
791
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,649
Let's do it!
792
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,809
If there is a Mighty Eagle, well,
how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?
793
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,847
I don't know.
794
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,046
Maybe we have.
795
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,487
What would a Mighty Eagle
battle cry sound like?
796
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,971
You know what? I think I got an idea.
797
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,451
Maybe something like...
798
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,124
No, I bet it's more like...
799
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,611
That's theoretically what
it's more like, scientifically.
800
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,926
Igotone.
801
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,324
Not bad. It's a good impression.
802
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,051
But in my head, I'm kind of imagining
it's something more like a...
803
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,047
That sounds about right.
804
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,282
Now I'm thinking maybe
it's a little bit more subtle.
805
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,767
Like a little bitjust more majestic, like...
806
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,041
"Hello, world!
807
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,930
"I am calling for you!"
808
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,401
Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!
809
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,490
It's like running a nursery.
810
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,005
Absolute child care.
811
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,924
Someone has anger issues.
812
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,646
This... This is the wrong mountain.
813
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,163
My calves are killing me.
814
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,446
That is simply unreal.
815
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,170
The Lake of Wisdom.
816
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,809
What are you guys waiting for?
817
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,480
Guys, hurry UP!
818
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,081
This is what Mama talked about!
819
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,727
Be honest, do I sound any wiser?
820
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,450
Way wiser.
821
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,887
You were kind of dumb before.
I can say that now.
822
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,405
That water is no joke.
823
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,201
I can literally taste
the intelligence and wisdom
824
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,725
circulating through my body now.
825
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,009
Guys, nobody's here.
I mean, nobody's used this place in years.
826
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,521
What are you doing?
827
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,360
Get out of there.
828
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,569
Don't spit in his mouth.
829
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,290
No, don't spit it back!
830
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,521
Don't swallow it.
831
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,924
Get out. Let's go. Come on.
832
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,724
Come. Take your time, will you?
833
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,484
Red, I've found the meaning of life. It's...
834
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,891
Shut your Wormhole.
835
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,921
It's him.
836
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,127
Oh, man.
837
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,641
No. No. No.
838
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,246
Horrible turn of events. Horrible.
839
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,608
Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom,
it's more like the Lake of Whiz.
840
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,968
Did you just come here to look at me?
841
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,930
Or did you have something to say?
842
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,331
I think he saw us.
843
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,481
You think so?
844
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,205
You have passed the first test!
845
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,850
You have found me.
846
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,967
Look out.
847
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,530
Behold.
848
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,046
Gaze upon
849
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,602
Mighty Eagle!
850
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,171
I see all and know all.
851
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,526
What are your names?
852
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,251
If you know all,
why don't you know who we are?
853
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,284
I know very well who you are.
854
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,568
You are lost souls
who have come here seeking wisdom.
855
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,405
Can we have some?
856
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,201
Wisdom is not something that is given.
857
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,210
It is something that is attained.
858
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,890
Okay. Goodbye.
859
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,806
No,no,no,no.
Will I help you attain wisdom?
860
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,645
Yes. That I will do.
861
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,451
Right. So, the reason we've climbed
the mountain is that we want to know...
862
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,802
- Prepare...
- Okay.
863
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,446
...to have your minds blown.
864
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,010
Son of a...
865
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,651
This guy is good.
866
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,401
Welcome to the Hall of Heroism.
867
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,801
It's really amazing to meet you.
868
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,530
You know, I actually have your poster up...
869
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,083
You might want to shield your eyes
from the sparkle of those trophies.
870
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,686
How many? I have no idea.
Countless, I'm sure.
871
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,807
Thirteen.
872
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,770
This is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness.
873
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,241
Bring it home, mamacita.
874
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,845
Get outta town.
875
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,606
What the...
876
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,884
Those are some old-school moves there.
877
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,246
Yeah.
878
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,127
What?
879
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,006
Yes!
880
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,127
Yeah.
881
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,887
So, he's kind of a wackadoodle.
You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise.
882
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,203
Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons
with heavy old air?
883
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,402
Finally, there's a better way.
884
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,606
- Helium.
- Helium?
885
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,444
It's a gas.
886
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,682
Don't worry about your balloon.
887
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,888
It'll just land in the ocean.
888
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,530
The fish love it.
889
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,443
It's good for their tummy.
890
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,611
Free party, free party.
It's gonna be the piggest party of the year.
891
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,281
- Party! Get a birdsitter.
- Let's go, piggies.
892
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,250
Well, now, that is some fine handiwork.
893
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,243
- Hey, Judge, you're under arrest.
- What?
894
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,890
For looking too good.
895
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,121
Hello. What about me?
896
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,123
Do... Do I get a plus one?
897
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,009
- Thank you.
- Let me see, let me see.
898
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,684
That was a wet one.
899
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,126
Almost there. Don't rush me!
900
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,689
Deep breath, deep breath.
901
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,123
And we're back in the now.
902
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,531
Who's ready for trust falls?
903
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,840
- I gotcha.
- No, no, no.
904
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,367
Help.
905
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,491
Mighty, Mighty Eagle
Soaring free
906
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,963
Defender of our homes
And liberty
907
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,883
Bravery! Humility!
908
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,486
And honesty
909
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,042
You must have grown up
singing this song in school.
910
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,082
Yeah. Yes, we did.
911
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,881
Right. Yeah.
912
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,441
Mighty, Mighty Eagle
913
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,091
Rescue me
914
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,844
Now, you do the second verse.
915
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,846
Come on.
916
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,490
- Me?
- Yes.
917
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,325
Do it. Do it.
918
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,688
Mighty, Mighty Eagle
Flap your wings
919
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,841
Yeah.
920
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,844
And fill up your big cave
With all your fancy things
921
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,967
That's it.
922
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,530
Politeness
Good sportsmanship
923
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,647
That's not me.
924
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,721
And a long attention span
925
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,847
What?
926
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,400
Mighty, Mighty Eagle
927
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,527
Yeah!
928
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,364
Take it away, Charles.
929
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,445
Great heroic Mighty Eagle
930
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,491
With finer plumage
Than a seagull
931
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,607
Sing it.
932
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,883
Ambidexterity
Pottery
933
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,325
And bankruptcy
934
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,409
Mighty, Mighty Eagle
935
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,561
Harmonize. Harmonize.
936
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,322
Rescue me
937
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,566
You know it better than me.
938
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,404
So, anyway, the other day,
939
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,247
these pigs showed up out of nowhere,
and it caused me a great deal of suspicion...
940
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,970
And he's walking out of the room.
941
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,404
I don't get this.
942
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,802
This guy sits here on his butt, all alone,
clearly doesn't leave the house.
943
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,083
He talks a good game, but he
doesn't care about anyone but himself.
944
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,730
Sounds a lot like you.
945
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,326
Good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck.
946
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,971
Well, hello.
947
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,486
- Hello? Mighty Eagle?
- What?
948
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,050
What are you doing?
949
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,691
- I'm bird-watching.
- What?
950
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,843
Take a peek.
951
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,447
- You're disgusting.
- Yeah.
952
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,522
Look, are you gonna help us or not?
953
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,080
- I am helping you.
- No, this is you helping.
954
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,561
Looking through binoculars,
spying on old ladies.
955
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,846
What is that?
956
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,247
Wait.
957
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,444
Oh, my...
958
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,204
I was right.
959
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,611
I was right. I knew it!
960
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,330
Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!
961
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,167
Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now.
962
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,646
No.
963
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,131
I'm sorry. What?
964
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,282
I don't do that anymore. I'm retired.
965
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,805
Mostly just tired.
966
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,090
Go handle it yourself.
This is everything I've prepared you for.
967
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,810
What? Prepared us for?
968
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,211
Hold on, did I miss something?
969
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,004
Let me just go through my notes really quick.
Let's see.
970
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,481
Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke.
971
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,927
No, see, I don't see anything useful here.
972
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,607
The whole world,
everyone we know, is in danger.
973
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,966
Yes, it is.
974
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,161
So, off you go.
975
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,730
Hey, you know what?
976
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,330
I used to believe in you.
977
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,323
When I was a kid, I believed
nothing really bad could ever happen
978
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,481
because you were here.
979
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:31,088
And now I see the fate of the world
hangs on idiots like me.
980
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,403
And that, sir, is sort of terrifying.
981
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,603
It's time for you to go.
982
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,843
You know, it's really upsetting to me
that you're the only bird that can fly
983
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,126
and you're too afraid to do it.
984
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,001
Hey, guys, come on, let's go.
We're done here. He's no hero.
985
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,447
So, I'm having a party next Tuesday.
986
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,648
- Could you just do, like, a little pop in?
- Come on.
987
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,844
Come on, run faster!
988
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,965
Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
989
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,647
I sentence you all
to four hours of hard partying.
990
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,961
Look out below!
991
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,208
- They're taking the eggs!
- Follow 'em.
992
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,800
Oh, man!
993
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,727
Move it!
994
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,086
Right on time. Eggcellent.
995
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,889
Chuck, go shut that party down now!
996
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,930
Me? But I only know
how to get parties started!
997
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,240
- Go!
- On it.
998
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,890
- Bomb, we gotta stop 'em.
- Yeah.
999
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,003
Gotta get more speed!
1000
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,130
It's Chuck time!
1001
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,646
Get to the ship!
1002
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,840
Move 'em out!
1003
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,281
Catch.
1004
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,371
Can everybody please stop partying?
There are eggs being stolen!
1005
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,408
Matilda, we need your help.
The pigs are stealing our eggs!
1006
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,481
What?
1007
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,607
I'm airborne!
1008
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,087
We have to get back to the village!
1009
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,891
Stop dancing and start running!
1010
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,250
Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness.
1011
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,601
Come on, let's wrap it up.
1012
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,921
- We gotta get the eggs off the ship.
- Yes!
1013
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,411
- Is everyone on board?
- Let's go. Let's go.
1014
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,641
Use the trampolines.
1015
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,121
Can you get up there?
1016
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,969
We've got intruders!
1017
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,371
What the heck are they doing?
1018
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,568
Untie the ropes, drop the eggs in the water.
1019
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,405
Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there!
1020
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,489
It's too strong. I can't break it.
1021
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,642
Bomb, blow up the chain.
1022
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,526
Knock 'em down.
1023
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,606
Come on, Bomb, you can do this.
1024
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,041
Come on, Bomb, you got this. Blow up.
1025
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,201
You gotta get me mad.
1026
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,123
Okay, well, then what makes you mad?
1027
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,328
Try insulting me on a personal level.
1028
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,649
Your poetry stinks.
1029
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,166
You're just a bad poet. And you know it.
1030
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,891
I know! I know!
1031
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,291
Hey, who wants a birdie bath?
1032
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,764
I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it.
1033
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,683
Don't give up. This isn't over.
1034
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,411
Thanks for your hospitality.
1035
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,931
Set sail for Piggy Island.
1036
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,130
Oh, no.
1037
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,611
We'll find them.
1038
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,401
They're all gone.
1039
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,325
It's okay.
1040
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,725
Mr. Red.
1041
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,285
What do we do now?
1042
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,250
Wait, hold on, you're asking me?
1043
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,210
You knew. You tried to tell us.
1044
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,651
But we didn't listen.
1045
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,762
I didn't listen.
1046
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,363
Red, we need a leader.
1047
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,965
- What are we gonna do?
- What do we do now?
1048
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,008
Wait a minute. I'm not a leader.
1049
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,287
Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks.
1050
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,124
Made all you guys look like idiots.
1051
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,565
You know what we gotta do?
1052
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,041
We start replacing those kids.
1053
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,361
Ladies, get busy!
1054
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,442
We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight.
1055
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,324
No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No.
1056
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,289
We're not gonna replace those kids.
1057
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,646
We're gonna get them back.
1058
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,404
How are we gonna do that?
1059
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,522
What do you mean how?
The pigs already showed us how.
1060
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,164
That is where they went.
1061
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,931
And so, that is where we're going.
1062
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,889
But how do we get from here to there?
1063
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,122
I am not aquatic in the least.
1064
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,531
Well, you know...
1065
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,882
We're gonna build our own boat.
1066
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,286
What are you talking about?
1067
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,771
They stole your kids...
1068
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,921
No.
1069
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,411
They stole our kids.
1070
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,482
I mean, who does that?
1071
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,530
Have you ever stolen anyone's children?
1072
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,443
Have you?
1073
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,409
I mean, you look like you would.
1074
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,687
And you know what? I'm a little bit angry.
1075
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,604
Correction. I'm really angry.
1076
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,888
And I don't think I'm the only one.
1077
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,407
Come on, we're birds.
We're descended from dinosaurs.
1078
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,528
We're not supposed to be nice. Right?
1079
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,842
Yeah. Point... Point made.
1080
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,206
Who else here is angry?
1081
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,611
- I am!
- Yeah, you are.
1082
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,210
We're getting our kids back.
1083
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,205
And I don't need any calm,
detached, happy birds.
1084
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,362
Not gonna help us. Don't need it.
1085
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,728
I need some angry flockin' birds.
1086
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,683
You hear me? Now, who's angry?
1087
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,962
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Let's go!
1088
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,768
Bring me everything that floats.
1089
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,531
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah.
1090
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,124
With every single feather of my being,
1091
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,091
I am not gonna let any of these eggs
get taken from their parents.
1092
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,569
Chuck, I need you to
tie those crates together.
1093
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,641
You got it.
1094
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,131
Done and done.
1095
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,361
A little help here?
1096
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,965
Let's go. Move it, everybody.
1097
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,724
Push with your upper body.
1098
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,929
I have no upper body!
1099
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,490
Darn good for a bunch of birds.
1100
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,006
All right!
1101
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,289
When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs."
1102
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,569
- Eat the...
- Eggs.
1103
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:53,441
What a reception!
1104
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,488
All right, snouts up.
1105
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,689
Man, it's a snout staircase.
Who thinks of that?
1106
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:07,048
Welcome home, King Mudbeard!
1107
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:14,004
My father and my father's father
and my weird Aunt Chloe
1108
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,208
have all searched for the eggs.
1109
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,284
But only I, King Mudbeard...
1110
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,486
M'! DOW-pom.
1111
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,801
-...have found them.
- We love you, Leonard!
1112
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,325
I present to you the eggs!
1113
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,561
Oh, man!
1114
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,690
Say goodbye to Harvey.
1115
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,250
A feast!
1116
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,244
I proclaim a feast two nights hence.
1117
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,046
Let's go make some omelets!
1118
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,805
I feel a little nervous inside,
but that's normal, right?
1119
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,211
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
1120
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,047
Anybody else got butterflies in the stomach?
1121
01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,201
Yeah.
1122
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,123
Probably because
you ate too many caterpillars.
1123
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,730
Drop your nuts and move your butts!
1124
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,446
Come on, let's go!
1125
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,126
Oh, no.
1126
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,850
I wasn't expecting this.
1127
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,560
Hold on a second.
1128
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,610
That guy's the king?
1129
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,160
He's got to have the eggs
with him in the castle.
1130
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,083
- What the heck's a castle?
- And that's where we're going.
1131
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,528
Hey, guys, do you remember
everything you learned in my class?
1132
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,641
- Yep.
- Nope.
1133
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,882
- What class?
- Well, forget all of it for now.
1134
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,724
Now it's time to let loose.
1135
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,723
Good, because I never
learned anything anyway.
1136
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,404
Me, neither. I actuallyjust came to socialize.
1137
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,811
I came for the snacks.
1138
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,609
You don't happen to have any now, do you?
1139
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,047
Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath!
1140
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,327
How are we gonna get over those walls?
1141
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,404
I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly.
1142
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,251
Remember, the goal is the castle.
1143
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,970
Get to the castle.
1144
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,121
Who wants to go first?
1145
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,964
- Over here! Me! Me! Me!
- I do!
1146
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,326
Hey! All right, Matilda.
1147
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,565
Always a bridesmaid.
1148
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,564
Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet
inside the slingshot at all times.
1149
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,085
- Shoot it!
- Okeydoke.
1150
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,207
Fire!
1151
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,121
And a one and a...
1152
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,811
Take that, porkers!
1153
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,689
Incoming!
1154
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,248
Boom, baby, boom!
1155
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,446
Well, how about that?
1156
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,522
My teacher can shoot fireballs
out of her butt.
1157
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,886
You! What's your name? Hal?
1158
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,200
I've seen you
do something strange before, right?
1159
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,129
Well, let's see, I'm really good at...
1160
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:34,287
Doesn't matter. Launch him.
1161
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,761
This guy looks good.
1162
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,761
He's gonna make it!
1163
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,520
This is incredible.
We're witnessing history right now.
1164
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,486
Nope. He's coming back.
1165
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,244
He's coming, duck. Get down.
1166
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,121
Did we win?
1167
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,123
No, not quite yet, buddy.
1168
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,044
We're still tied.
Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
1169
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,122
- Medic!
- All right, who's up next?
1170
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,362
What can you do?
1171
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,766
Need a tissue?
1172
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,641
Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers!
1173
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,006
Let's g0!
1174
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,771
You go out there and you show them
how frightening mimes can be.
1175
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,887
Yeah!
1176
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,804
Oh, my God!
1177
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,651
We're having a feast
We're eating the eggs
1178
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,645
Gonna have a big feast
We're gonna eat all the eggs
1179
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,966
What?
1180
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,321
What is that?
1181
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,000
Fire!
1182
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,809
That guy again.
1183
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,366
Citizens of Pig Island,
1184
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,610
if you spot any birds
destroying your neighborhood,
1185
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,523
please, capture them.
1186
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,410
- What did he say?
- There's been a change of plans.
1187
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,086
We will eat the eggs for lunch.
1188
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,208
Did he say, "Eat the eggs"?
1189
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,247
Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball.
1190
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,845
All right? Make yourself aerodynamic.
1191
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,001
Like this?
1192
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,162
- To the left. To the left!
- Let me at 'em!
1193
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,287
Launch!
1194
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,165
Don't mess with Bubbles!
1195
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,051
Get him!
1196
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,804
- Piggy pile!
- Hog-tie him!
1197
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,967
I told you not to mess with me!
1198
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,883
That blows.
1199
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,450
In a good way.
1200
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,170
- To the left!
- Hold on, wait.
1201
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,645
My left or your left?
1202
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,042
My left is your left.
We are facing the same direction.
1203
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,241
Right. Good call.
1204
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,244
Just look where the last bird went
and adjust from there.
1205
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,448
- I got this, you guys.
- All right.
1206
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,288
She got far, but not far enough.
1207
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,442
Get out of our town!
1208
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,931
We have to get closer.
1209
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,682
Judge power...
1210
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,403
Trial by fire!
1211
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:24,130
No, literally, he's on fire right now.
1212
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,531
Can somebody please help him?
1213
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,689
Mighty Eagle!
1214
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,448
Terence, I got an idea.
1215
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,804
Do you think you can pull the slingshot back
far enough to hit that giant boulder?
1216
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,770
Okay. Launch me
right towards the top of that thing.
1217
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,646
Ready?
1218
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,009
Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. lam
1219
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,811
really gonna miss you when you die.
1220
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,850
Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace.
1221
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,241
Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay?
1222
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,560
Ready? Fire!
1223
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,121
This is gonna hurt.
1224
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,846
What was that?
1225
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,921
My roof!
1226
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,401
Did he make it?
1227
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,006
I hope he's okay.
1228
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,411
I'm in!
1229
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:36,845
Yeah. I knew he'd make it!
1230
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,004
Send everyone else!
1231
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,604
Guards! There is a red bird in these walls.
1232
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,728
Bring him to me.
1233
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,404
- Aye, aye, sir.
- Roger that, boss.
1234
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,729
Not in these walls.
1235
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,881
In the castle!
1236
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,411
Come on, you guys.
1237
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,130
Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird.
1238
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,965
Transport the eggs!
1239
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,441
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
1240
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,931
Launch me exactly the same way
you did for Red...
1241
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,801
I wasn't ready!
1242
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,120
Faster!
1243
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,446
Chuck, is that you?
1244
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,046
This is the house of horrors.
1245
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,889
I gotta be honest, you look a little...
1246
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,086
Fine. You look fine. Come on.
1247
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,446
Bomb's on his way.
1248
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,408
Call in the Piggy Air Force!
1249
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,603
My loyal subjects,
1250
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,809
the treacherous birds
have repaid our friendship
1251
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,565
with an unprovoked act of aggression.
1252
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,847
The attack will fail.
1253
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,721
We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT.
1254
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,805
We tried to kill them with kindness,
and now we're just gonna have to...
1255
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,689
- Well, you know.
- Bye-bye.
1256
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,045
Who's gonna go next?
1257
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,290
Aim for that ramp.
1258
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,411
Terence! Terence! Terence!
1259
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,322
No eggs in here.
Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.
1260
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,731
Hey! I'm on this.
1261
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,210
Redrum.
1262
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,006
Never mind.
1263
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,480
Backup engines!
1264
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,481
Wait, hold on a second.
1265
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,005
Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb.
1266
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,924
Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end,
that's his face, man.
1267
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,411
- Sorry, Bomb.
- No prob.
1268
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,289
Easy mistake to make.
1269
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,566
Thanks for getting me out.
1270
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:23,761
We want eggs!
1271
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,849
He was sick, but then he got cured.
1272
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,002
"No eggs in here."
1273
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,411
These are clever pigs.
1274
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,847
Okay, look, I'm gonna run up
and tackle the pig on the left.
1275
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,160
Bomb, you could handle two.
1276
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,765
Chuck, I don't know if you can help.
1277
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:41,845
We gotta figure out a way
to get into that room.
1278
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,650
Anyone have any bright ideas?
1279
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,561
You are gonna pay for that.
1280
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,926
What the heck just happened?
1281
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,287
I'm sorry. You were saying?
1282
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,442
And here we are?
1283
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,409
We found 'em!
1284
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,720
Come on!
1285
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,810
- Red!
- Guys, come on!
1286
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,046
Quick, follow him.
1287
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,169
- We want eggs!
- Things are looking sunny side up!
1288
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,402
Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay.
1289
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,527
We're gonna get you out of here.
1290
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,931
- Hurry up, Bomb! Come on!
- I'm coming!
1291
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,365
Don't lose me!
1292
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,924
Doesn't this nightmare ever end?
1293
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,240
Oh, boy!
1294
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,125
We want eggs!
1295
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,204
What is he doing up there?
This is a civilized buffet.
1296
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,484
Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now.
1297
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,762
Get that red scab off my eggs.
1298
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,729
- Hey!
- Oh, man.
1299
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,450
- Bomb, are you okay?
- I've been better.
1300
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,363
We want eggs!
1301
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,044
I'm gonna get a running start.
1302
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,605
Chuck time!
1303
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,963
Fine. Boil him, too.
1304
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,850
Let's pig out!
1305
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,446
Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly.
1306
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,045
I'll be taking that.
1307
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,690
Hey!
1308
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,886
No!
1309
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,963
Red, we're coming!
1310
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,121
Deep breath.
1311
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,646
I'm in!
1312
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,529
Classy joint.
1313
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,090
Hello!
1314
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,764
Where is everyone?
1315
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,490
Mighty Eagle! Where's he going?
1316
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,289
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
1317
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,491
My battle cry?
1318
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,971
Coming in, coming in.
1319
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,126
Mighty Eagle!
1320
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,965
Mighty Eagle.
1321
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,884
Mighty Eagle, wake up.
Come on. That's bad breath.
1322
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,203
I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day.
1323
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,486
Throw them in the pot, too.
1324
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,210
I'll have the big turkey.
1325
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,681
Red!
1326
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,362
- Hey!
- What did I miss?
1327
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,044
You gotta fly those eggs to safety.
1328
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,122
I got this. Here we go.
1329
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,441
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1330
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,521
MY eggs!
1331
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,682
- Don't forget Chuck and Bomb!
- Who?
1332
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,807
- Hey!
- Those guys!
1333
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,041
Right, right.
1334
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,121
Gotcha!
1335
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,764
You're not getting away that easy.
1336
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,567
No!
1337
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,604
- Save yourselves!
- Hold on, Red!
1338
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,841
I'm gonna save that egg.
1339
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,049
- Red, don't be a hero. Red, no!
- No!
1340
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,165
Get out of town, everybody.
1341
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,006
Get down!
1342
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,081
There's just so many of them!
We're outnumbered!
1343
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,525
What? How many?
1344
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,568
No, not that many.
Just the right amount, really.
1345
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,166
No need to look back.
Just keep flying. Faster!
1346
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:41,646
I'll take that.
1347
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,960
- No, you won't.
- Get him!
1348
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,371
Gimme that!
1349
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,762
You just don't know when to stop, do you?
1350
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,285
Here's a two-word answer.
1351
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,329
Looks like your little
slingshot game ends here.
1352
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,925
- Gimme that!
- Not gonna happen!
1353
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,167
Oh, no.
1354
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,246
Get out of my way!
1355
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,169
Every pig for themselves!
1356
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,321
I quit!
1357
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,886
I know what I gotta do.
1358
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,450
I gotta blow up that ramp.
1359
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,330
And that would be a good plan
if you were good at blowing up.
1360
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,890
I need to stop those planes.
1361
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,803
Remember me, Chuck. Remember me!
1362
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,530
Bomb's away!
1363
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,441
- Hi there.
- Here, chickie, chickie, chickie.
1364
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,045
This little piggy popped.
1365
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,722
This little piggy exploded.
1366
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:42,004
And this little piggy went,
"Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!"
1367
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,442
Come on, Bomb, you can do this.
1368
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,204
Blow up! Blow up!
1369
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:55,881
No.
1370
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,526
Think explosive thoughts.
1371
01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:59,761
Surprise parties!
1372
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:02,565
Yoga poses!
1373
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,846
Pigs in airplanes!
1374
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,760
I blew up.
1375
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,171
On purpose.
1376
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,127
You're wrecking my house.
What's wrong with you?
1377
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,531
You wrecked my house.
1378
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,601
Your house was ugly.
1379
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,727
Well, now we're even.
1380
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,087
Strike!
1381
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,126
Run! Run!
1382
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,726
Guys, look out!
1383
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,485
Everyone, stand back.
1384
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,766
Terence?
1385
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,327
Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.
1386
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,006
Well, this is dynamite.
1387
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,005
- There you are.
- Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
1388
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,850
Delicious bird eggy-weggy.
1389
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,251
You can't eat eggs!
1390
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,890
What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie.
1391
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,365
It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows.
1392
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:32,050
- Eyebrows!
- Someone has anger issues.
1393
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,731
Anger is not always the answer!
1394
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,090
Well, you know what?
1395
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,446
I guess you win.
1396
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,646
What?
1397
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,848
That was an awesome plan.
1398
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,922
Mind blower.
1399
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,968
Really? Well, thank you.
1400
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,328
You know, a lot of hard work
goes into my sinister plans.
1401
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:53,606
It does.
1402
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,608
Nah, I mean, your plan was great.
1403
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,125
But you didn't plan for this!
1404
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,089
You have annoyed me for the last time.
1405
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,241
Yup.
1406
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,767
No!
1407
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,805
Faster!
1408
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:40,644
Cramp. Cramp.
1409
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,521
It's him!
1410
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,681
Look at that!
1411
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,046
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
1412
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,168
- Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle?
-It's him!
1413
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,368
This guy looks nothing like his statue.
1414
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,204
- Honey.
- Our eggs!
1415
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,447
- Are you okay?
- Chuck, my man.
1416
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,443
- Did you see what I did back there?
- Yeah.
1417
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,529
This egg is the spitting image of you.
1418
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,802
There. Safe and sound.
1419
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:27,530
- Where is he?
- Red?
1420
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,565
Where is he?
1421
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,643
I think he might be dead.
1422
01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:58,606
Daddy!
1423
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:02,722
He's alive!
1424
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,361
What?
1425
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,726
Yeah!
1426
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,451
Red, you're alive! I thought you had died!
1427
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,045
Or defected to the pigs' side.
1428
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,122
Hey, buddy, way to not be dead.
1429
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,770
Hey. It's good to see you guys.
1430
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,927
Come on.
1431
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,005
Sir. Ma'am.
1432
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,570
I think these belong to you.
1433
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,086
Thank you.
1434
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,606
Crimson, Woody, Ash.
1435
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,091
- Who?
- Is he talking to us?
1436
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,401
You learned your lessons well.
1437
01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,164
Come on, bring it in.
1438
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,331
No. I'm not really the affectionate type.
1439
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,282
Okay. Does it feel like
this is crossing the line to anyone else?
1440
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,169
- Yup.
- Nope.
1441
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,720
You're my prize pupils.
1442
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,280
- Your prized what?
- Don't you see?
1443
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:32,366
I had to make you lose faith in me
so you could learn to have faith in yourself.
1444
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,090
That's really not how it felt.
1445
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,161
Tell them, Rosy.
1446
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,009
Yeah, I don't think
that's what happened, man.
1447
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,367
Look, he's blushing.
1448
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,768
I'm not blushing. I'm just red.
1449
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:49,167
Okay, who wants an autograph?
1450
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,281
Hoist it up.
1451
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,127
Nice.
1452
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,962
Grand reopening. Get your worms.
1453
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,805
Well done, indeed.
1454
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,728
Is that you right there, Red?
1455
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,723
Really? Where? No. They didn't have to do...
1456
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,487
Yeah.
1457
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,968
That's funny, I don't remember
crying on my knees like that.
1458
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,088
But, you know, it's nice.
1459
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,403
Look at that.
They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit.
1460
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,245
They made him look
so much more handsome than you.
1461
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:43,848
You know, back when I was angry,
that would have really ticked me off.
1462
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,763
Forget about that.
1463
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,410
You know what we should do?
Let's go to the village.
1464
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,606
Let's do it.
1465
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,091
No, actually, I'd love to
go hang out with you guys,
1466
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,811
but, you know, I got this thing,
and I have another thing after that thing,
1467
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:53,961
and there's all these things in a row, so...
1468
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,087
Would you look at that!
1469
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,045
What the...
1470
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,047
Mr. Red, welcome back to the village.
1471
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,846
Mighty, Mighty Red
You rescued me
1472
01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:03,206
Defender of our homes
And liberty
1473
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,847
- Bravery
- Humility
1474
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,161
Anger-Y
1475
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,889
Mighty, Mighty Red
You
1476
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:19,007
Rescued me
1477
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,601
Oh, my God.
1478
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,881
How did you guys
find the time to pull this off?
1479
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:53,247
This is why we went to
go get pedicures, isn't it?
1480
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,766
Nope. We got pedicures
because we're worth it.
1481
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,968
- I got gels.
- You guys are something else.
1482
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,042
To be honest with you,
I am gonna miss the beach view.
1483
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,565
But so what? It's still there.
1484
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,086
It's just not right there when I wake up
and look out my window.
1485
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,970
Well, you can still look out your window
and see me and Bomb.
1486
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,280
Right.
1487
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,203
So, you know, pluses and minuses.
1488
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,566
Okay. See you later.
1489
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,085
Well, this just got awkward.
1490
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,650
That's really insensitive.
1491
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,085
Want to go get a bite?
1492
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:23,481
Forget it. Let's just go home.
1493
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,526
Guys! I'm just messing with you.
1494
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,721
Get in here.
1495
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,291
- I knew it!
- Let's be roomies.
1496
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,601
Roommates! I can't wait to make
a chores list.
1497
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,761
Wait, hold on a second.
1498
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,080
I'll move my nest in the master bedroom.
1499
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,491
Bomb, you can stay in the guest house.
1500
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,244
- No, no, no.
- Can we get a bunk nest?
1501
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,805
This is gonna be perfect!
1502
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,405
Guys! No!
1503
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,327
Yeah.
1504
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,201
Groovin' out.
1505
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:03,885
Watch this. Coming right at you.
1506
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,090
Come on, Leonard.
1507
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:09,685
Leonard can't dance.
1508
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,240
He's hatching a new plan.
1509
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,685
Yeah!
1510
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,205
Okay, maybe I'll dance forjust a sec.
1511
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,205
Show 'em what you got, Red.
1512
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:30,611
Come on, Red Stuff.
1513
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,761
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
1514
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,887
Nice try.
1515
01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:39,686
Okay.
1516
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,166
There you go.
1517
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,650
Wait. What are we doing?
1518
01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:24,321
Watch out.