1 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,059 [WIND WHISTLING] 2 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,376 [MAN'S VOICE] "WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE 3 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,644 A COUNTRY 4 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,247 ON WHICH THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN 5 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,481 HAS NEVER TROD. 6 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,822 THE GOOD OR EVIL IT HAS IN STORE FOR US 7 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,457 HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED. 8 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,798 WE CARRY EVERY ARTICLE BY WHICH WE ARE TO SURVIVE. 9 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,637 THE PARTY ARE IN EXCELLENT HEALTH AND SPIRITS." 10 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,806 [PANTING] 11 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:16,175 "ZEALOUSLY ATTACHED TO THE ENTERPRISE 12 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,342 AND ANXIOUS TO PROCEED." 13 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,844 [GRUNTING] 14 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:23,082 "ENTERTAINING, AS I DO, THE MOST CONFIDENT HOPES 15 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:25,384 I COULD BUT ESTEEM THIS MOMENT OF OUR DEPARTURE"... 16 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,819 [ROARS] 17 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,787 ..."AS AMONG THE MOST HAPPY OF MY LIFE." 18 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,758 -[GROWLING] -[MAN SCREAMING] 19 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,128 FROM THE JOURNALS OF LEWIS AND CLARK, 1805. 20 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:42,468 SO, DAVID ZARA FOR WILLIAM CLARK. 21 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,870 AND CAN YOU TELL US HOW TALL YOU ARE? 22 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,639 UH, AS I CAN PLAY ANY HEIGHT. 23 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,174 THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM. 24 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,609 [MAN] YOU KNOW, DAVID, I GOTTA SAY, 25 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,544 WE'RE BOTH HUGE "LITTLE GENIUS" FANS. 26 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,246 [MAN #2] AH, MAN, HUGE. WE LOVE IT, LOVE IT. 27 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,681 COOL, GUYS. YES, THANK YOU. 28 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,449 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, BUT, YOU KNOW. 29 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,852 HOW DID IT GO, IT WAS LIKE, HE'S A... 30 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:02,287 [TOGETHER] ¶ LITTLE GENIUS. ¶ 31 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,623 -[BOTH LAUGH] -OH, WOW, WAIT. AND THE CATCHPHRASE-- 32 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,358 -"DOES NOT COMPUTE." -OH, YEAH, YEAH. 33 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,228 -"THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE." -[LAUGHS] OKAY. 34 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,830 NO, THAT WAS THE, UM, THE ROBOT-- "LITTLE GENIUS" 35 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,565 -WHO SAID THAT. -OH. 36 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,868 BUT I WAS LIKE THE STRAIGHT MAN, LIKE, "AWE." 37 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,336 YOU KNOW? 38 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,371 UM, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 39 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,706 HEY, WELL, SHOULD WE GET STARTED? 40 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,740 SURELY. 41 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,477 [SIGHS] PACIFIC. PACIFIC. 42 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,414 [MUSIC PLAYING] 43 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,253 [GRUNTING] 44 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,166 MERIWETHER? 45 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,537 MERIWETHER, STOP PADDLING. YON. 46 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,841 IT'S THE PACIFIC! 47 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,812 IT'S THE PACIFIC AT LAST! 48 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,866 [WHIRRING] 49 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,738 [BUZZING] 50 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,377 [DAVID'S VOICE] HI, THIS IS DAVID. 51 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,679 I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW 52 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,480 BECAUSE I AM ON MY HONEYMOON. 53 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:36,882 CALL YOU IN A WEEK WHEN I GET BACK. 54 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,884 -[BEEP] -HI DAVID, IT'S FLULA, 55 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,352 YOUR BFF FOREVER. 56 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,254 I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. 57 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,690 I KNOW PROBABLY THE ANSWER IS "NOT OKAY," 58 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,225 BUT DON'T WORRY. 59 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,360 YOUR BEST MAN IS COMING TO CHEER YOU UP. 60 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:52,598 GET READY FOR A NICE GASSY BALL. 61 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,766 IT WILL MAKE SENSE IN JUST SOME SECONDS. 62 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,768 BYE-BYE. 63 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,270 [WHIRRING] 64 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,438 [WHIRRING STOPS] 65 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:03,575 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 66 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,481 [GASPS] GOOD MORNING, DAVID. 67 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,550 HEY. 68 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,986 OKAY. [CLEARING THROAT] 69 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,392 LOOK WHO'S HERE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. 70 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,632 NO? 71 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,467 THESE RAYS HAVE NO EFFECT? 72 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,404 HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE. 73 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,873 OOH, ROSÉ. I LIKE IT. 74 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,341 FRANKIE CANCELS THE WEDDING. 75 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:37,676 SHE TAKES ALL OF THE FURNITURE, 76 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,311 BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 77 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,880 I HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ROSÉ. 78 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,482 THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. 79 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,787 -WHAT'RE YOU WEARING? -WHAT AM I WEARING? 80 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,989 DAVID, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 81 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,692 YOU LOOK LIKE KANGAROO. 82 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,060 YOU KNOW MARSUPIALS 83 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,695 ACTUALLY TRAVEL IN PAIRS, THOUGH. 84 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,870 [DAVID NARRATING] "FROM THE PEN OF WILLIAM CLARK. 85 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,608 EVERY GREAT JOURNEY, LIKE A GIANT REDWOOD 86 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:13,445 BEGINS, INITIALLY, AS A SMALL SEED. 87 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,715 ON THE DAY MY OLD FRIEND, MERIWETHER LEWIS CAME TO VISIT, 88 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,583 I WAS ENTIRELY UNAWARE THAT HE HAD COME 89 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,619 TO PLANT THIS VERY SEED 90 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,987 INTO MY LIFE." 91 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,357 DAVID, WE NEED TO GET YOU OUTSIDE. 92 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,392 YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR LIKE, WHAT, A WEEK? 93 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,361 YOU NEED SOME SUN ON YOUR FACE 94 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,363 AND YOUR BODY, YOUR LEGS, TORSO. 95 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:34,032 WE WERE GONNA START OUR HONEYMOON TODAY. 96 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:37,536 ONE WEEK HIKE WOULD'VE BEEN VERY ROMANTIC. 97 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,872 IT'S TOO LATE TO RETURN ALL THIS GEAR. 98 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,975 -DID YOU CANCEL IT? -NO. 99 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,645 YOU'RE OUTSIDE, ARE YOU LIKE JUST IN THE FOREST 100 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,114 AND NATURE WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE AND CARE ABOUT? 101 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,949 YEAH, IT JUST WOULD'VE BEEN 102 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,517 ME AND FRANKIE OUT THERE. 103 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,820 BUT FRANKIE'S NOT AVAILABLE. 104 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,355 YEAH, I'M AWARE OF THAT, FLULA. 105 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:57,689 -THANK YOU. -NO, I'M JUST SAYING, 106 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,458 SOUNDS LIKE A TRIP THAT IS NOT CANCELLED 107 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,761 AND THAT IT WOULD BE NICE TO MAYBE HAVE COMPANIONSHIP 108 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,130 ON THIS WONDERFUL JOURNEY. 109 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,799 MM. IT WOULD'VE BEEN. 110 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,468 DAVID. 111 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,902 WHAT DID RUDY DO 112 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,738 WHEN HE COULD NOT MAKE THE SACK? 113 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,142 "RUDY," THE FOOTBALL MOVIE? 114 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,778 EXACTLY. "RUDY." YOU ARE RUDY. 115 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:23,648 AND THESE OPPONENTS, THE ENEMY TEAM, AND THE PEOPLE. 116 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,984 THIS IS LIKE FRANKIE AND THE WEDDING CANCEL 117 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,786 AND ALL THE SAD TIMES IN YOUR LIFE. 118 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,788 YOU ARE THERE ON THE FIELD AND YOU'RE LIKE, 119 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,424 "WHAT THE-- HELP! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SACK, PERHAPS." 120 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,993 NOBODY CAN SEE YOU. YOU ARE TINY. 121 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,995 BUT DO NOT WORRY, DAVID-- I MEAN, RUDY, 122 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,030 YOU HAVE FRIENDS. 123 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,732 YOU HAVE THE OTHER PLAYERS ON THE TEAM, 124 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,868 THE TALL BOYFRIENDS WITH THE JERSEYS AND NUMBERS. 125 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,536 THIS IS ME. 126 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,704 AND THE CROWD WHO CHEER FOR YOU? 127 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,706 RUDY! RUDY! 128 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,776 RUDY! THIS IS ME, ALSO. 129 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,878 AND I'M THE GRASSES AND THE SKY. 130 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,080 I'M-- I'M ALL OF THESE THINGS, DAVID. I'M HELPING YOU OUT. 131 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,848 YOU'LL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 132 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,550 AND I WILL HELP YOU, RUDY. 133 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,851 LET'S DO IT. 134 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:04,489 YEAH, SO, WAIT. YOU WANT-- WHAT'RE YOU SAYING? 135 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:07,125 WE ARE GOING TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON TOGETHER. 136 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,929 -NO, NO. -NO, THIS IS GREAT, DAVID. 137 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,198 -AWFUL. -NO, WE'RE DOING THIS. 138 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,501 RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! 139 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:17,769 [WEAKLY] RUDY. 140 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,440 [TOGETHER] RUDY. RUDY. RUDY. 141 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,774 -WHAT? -RUDY. 142 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,109 -RUDY. -RUDY. 143 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,880 [MUSIC PLAYING] 144 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,230 [FLULA] OKAY, DAVID. SO THIS IS MY FIRST HONEYMOON. 145 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,765 TELL ME, WHAT WILL WE DO? 146 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:47,933 [DAVID] WELL, IT'S GONNA BE 147 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,202 SEVEN DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS, 148 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:51,803 HIKE THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, 149 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,872 GORGEOUS VISTAS, RUGGED OVERLOOKS. 150 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,740 [FLULA] THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, DAVID. 151 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,243 [DAVID] AND ON THE LAST DAY, THERE'S A SPECIAL TREAT. 152 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,612 ONE NIGHT IN THE BIG PINEY 153 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,947 WILDERNESS LODGE. 154 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,616 OOH, SOUNDS VERY ROMANTIC. 155 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,085 YEAH, THAT'S... 156 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,087 KINDA THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS. 157 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,622 HOW MANY BEDS? 158 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,190 [DAVID] ONE BED. 159 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,893 BUT I'M SURE THEY WILL BRING A COT IN OR SOMETHING. 160 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,161 UH! GOT YOU! 161 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,063 OKAY, SO WE WILL "COT" THE BED IN HALF 162 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,899 -TO MAKE TWO BEDS? -NO-- GOD, NO, NO! 163 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,902 A COT IS LIKE A SMALLER BED 164 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,705 THAT THEY CAN LEND US IN ADDITION TO THE ONE BED. 165 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,673 SO WE'LL HAVE THREE BEDS? 166 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,175 FAIR ENOUGH. 167 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:34,279 ¶ WON'T YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN? ¶ 168 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:38,116 ¶ I'M THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN ¶ 169 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:42,287 ¶ DON'T COUNT YOUR BATTLES JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS ¶ 170 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:46,958 ¶ I'M THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN ¶ 171 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,627 [FLULA] DAVID, I'VE HEARD THERE ARE MAGICAL CREATURES 172 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,228 -IN THIS FOREST? -NO, THERE ARE NOT. 173 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,598 YEAH, LIKE YETIS AND LEPRECHAUNS, WEREWOLVES. 174 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,567 THE SASQUATCH. 175 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,769 [DAVID] OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT DOES NOT EXIST. 176 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,771 I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF SASQUATCH. 177 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,173 WELL, I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF GODZILLA. 178 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,010 HAVE YOU SEEN "DIE HARD 2"? 179 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,312 I HAVE NOT SEEN "DIE HARD 2." 180 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,315 SO MAYBE THE FILM DOESN'T EXIST. 181 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,616 YEAH. 182 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,626 ¶ WHEN A FRIEND AND ANOTHER FRIEND ¶ 183 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:22,994 ¶ ARE GOING THROUGH THE FOREST¶ 184 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,163 ¶ FOR SOME ADVENTURING TIMES ¶ 185 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,698 ¶ WHAT WILL THEY SEE? ¶ 186 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,966 -¶ NOBODY KNOWS ¶ -[PHONE BUZZING] 187 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,301 -WAIT, WAIT. -¶ THEY WILL JUST GO-- ¶ 188 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:31,836 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. HELLO? 189 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:35,073 SHUT UP. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 190 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,175 YOU KNOW, I WILL HAVE MY PHONE ON ME ALL WEEK. 191 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,177 I'M REACHABLE. OKAY, BYE. 192 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,112 WOO HOO HOO! THAT WAS MY AGENT. 193 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,114 -YEAH? -OKAY, I WENT IN 194 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,250 FOR THIS LEWIS AND CLARK BIO PIC FOR WILLIAM CLARK. 195 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,786 THEY REALLY LIKE ME, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT 196 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,655 -IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. -OH, DAVID, I'M SO HAPPY. 197 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,193 YOU-- YOU THINK I'LL GET RECEPTION, RIGHT? 198 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,062 -OH, IN THE FOREST? -YEAH. 199 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,863 N-NO. NO, NO. 200 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,133 WE'RE IN THE BOONIE-DOCKS RIGHT NOW. 201 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,875 -YOU READY? -YEAH. 202 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,777 I ENTERED US IN THE REGISTRY, DAVID. 203 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,146 THIS WAY, IF A SASQUATCH OR SOMETHING EATS US, 204 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,048 OUR PARENTS WILL FIND OUR LIMBS OKAY. 205 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,884 [DAVID CLEARS THROAT] THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 206 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,320 -HAHA! LET'S DO THIS! -[FLULA] OH, YEAH. 207 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,155 BOUND IT, DAVID. BOUND IT. 208 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:27,058 [MUSIC PLAYING] 209 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,329 [DAVID] HO-HOO! 210 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,864 -ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, FLULA? -I SEE IT, DAVID. 211 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,065 -WHAT DID I TELL YOU? -I LOVE IT. 212 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,267 EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. 213 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:39,804 THIS IS MY THERAPY. MY ANTIDEPRESSANT. 214 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,306 [FLULA] SUCK IT IN, DAVID, SUCK IT IN. 215 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,008 [DAVID] WHAT DOES IT BRING TO MIND FOR YOU? 216 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,777 IT'S LIKE HEAVEN, BUT WITH REAL TREES. 217 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,013 [DAVID] THIS IS THE GREATEST THING. 218 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,727 [DAVID NARRATING] "THE WOODED COUNTRY, 219 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,729 THROUGH WHICH WE NOW PASS 220 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,098 IS THE MOST RUGGED AND MOST BEAUTIFUL 221 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,333 I HAVE EVER SEEN. 222 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:14,072 BUT THIS BEAUTY BELIES SURELY BELIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER. 223 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,840 I AM NO COWARD, BUT I FEAR 224 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,177 THAT NOT ALL WILL MAKE IT ACROSS THE CONTINENT. 225 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,080 BUT FOR NOW, ALL ARE IN GOOD SPIRITS. 226 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,150 NOT A WHISPER OF DISCONTENT CAN BE HEARD AMONG THE MEN. 227 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,118 WE ACT IN UNISON 228 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,920 WITH THE MOST PERFECT HARMONY." 229 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,289 [DAVID GROANS] 230 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,825 [EXHALES] OKAY. 231 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,994 [FLULA] DAVID, CAN WE INCREASE OUR PACE A BIT? 232 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,162 [DAVID] OH, GOD. 233 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,863 [SIGHS] 234 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,198 HEY, DAVID, WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. 235 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,167 -[GROANS] -MOVE THOSE TINY LEGS. 236 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,105 GOOD GOD. 237 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,242 WHOA. WHAT'S THE ALTITUDE HERE? 238 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,146 [PANTING] 239 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,252 WOW, THESE, UH-- 240 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,821 THESE PACKS ARE HEAVY, HUH? 241 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,156 -NO, NOT REALLY. -PRETTY LIGHT. 242 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,326 -ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, I JUST, UH-- [SPITS] 243 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,362 THINK THAT MORNING BOTTLE OF ROSÉ IS CATCHING UP TO ME. 244 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,331 -THAT WAS A BAD IDEA. -[EXHALES] 245 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,867 LET'S SWEAT IT OUT. COME. 246 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,036 JUST PUSH OUT THAT ROSÉ, 247 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,872 PUSH IT OUT YOUR PORES, DAVID. 248 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,207 -DAVID? -OH, MY GOD. 249 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,843 [MUSIC PLAYING] 250 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,082 -OH, MY GOD. -DON'T LET THE TRAIL HIKE YOU. 251 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,383 YOU MUST HIKE THE TRAIL, DAVID. 252 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,152 COME. 253 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,853 HAHA-HAH! 254 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,121 YEAH! 255 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,292 [SPEAKS GERMAN] 256 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,196 FEEL IT IN YOUR LUNGS, DAVID. 257 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,366 [GROANS] MY LEGS ARE TINGLING. 258 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,902 [INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY] 259 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:27,238 OH, NATURE. YOU'RE SO REFRESHING. 260 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,940 YOU'RE LIKE AN ARNOLD PALMER. 261 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,075 [INHALES, EXHALES] YOU'RE LIKE A CIGARETTE. 262 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,345 BUT NOT FILLED WITH NICOTINE, YOU'RE FILLED WITH... 263 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,548 NATURE. WOO AHH! 264 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,249 I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT. 265 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,886 [GROANS] AH HAHA HAH! 266 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,355 [INHALES] NATURE, I SUCK YOU IN. 267 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,925 [ROARING] 268 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,433 OH, MY GOD. 269 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,328 [WIND WHISTLING] 270 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,064 [DAVID] I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES, WHICH I UNDERSTAND, 271 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,467 BUT I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS, WHICH SCARES ME. 272 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,439 HOW FAR DID WE WALK TODAY, DAVID? 273 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,246 WE WALKED TWO POINT-- 274 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,483 JUST TWO MILES. 275 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:49,254 HOW MANY MORE MILES REMAIN? 276 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,588 84. 277 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,228 [FLULA] I THINK WE NEED TO WALK FASTER. 278 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,065 [MUSIC PLAYING] 279 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,518 [FLULA COUNTING IN GERMAN] 280 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,295 YEAH, OKAY. 281 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,997 ALL RIGHT, DAVID. 282 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,398 WE ARE READY FOR A HIKE. 283 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,404 OH, DAVID, DO YOU KNOW HOW LIKE, WHEN-- 284 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,173 WHEN SMALL THINGS YOU CARRY THEM, 285 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,642 THEY HELP YOU MOVE FASTER MORE NIMBLE LIKE A LEOPARD? 286 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,310 LET ME SHOW YOU A TRICK FROM MY FATHER 287 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,746 I LEARNED ON A VOLKSMARCH. 288 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,114 -HERE. -OKAY. 289 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,616 YEAH, HERE WE GO. 290 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,353 -[SNAP] -UGH. YEAH. SIEST DU? 291 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,188 YOU'VE BEHEADED MY TOOTHBRUSH. 292 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,590 NOW IT'S SIX GRAMS LIGHTER, APPROXIMATE. 293 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,159 WHAT DO I DO WITH THE OTHER 95 PERCENT OF IT? 294 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,762 OH, YOU WILL CARRY THAT IN YOUR POCKET UNTIL WE FIND A TRASHCAN. 295 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,197 -YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S, UH... -EXCELLENT. 296 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,699 THEN YOU WILL MOVE FASTER, YES? 297 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,268 GOING ON A HIKE WITH MY FRIEND DAVID. 298 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,270 WHO IS RIGHT BEHIND ME FOR SURE. 299 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,306 OH, LOOK, I FOUND-- I FOUND A PYRAMID 300 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,208 -OR SOMETHING INTERESTING. -OKAY, WAIT UP. 301 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,377 YOU SHOULD SEE IT. IT'S DISAPPEARING QUICK. 302 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,678 [LAUGHS] 303 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,152 [WHISPERING] THERE'S SO MANY GREAT SOUNDS HERE, DAVID. 304 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,354 [DAVID NARRATING] "ONE OF OUR GREAT TASKS 305 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,722 IS TO RECORD NATIVE SPECIMENS 306 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,725 IN THIS NEW PART OF THE CONTINENT." 307 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,262 [FLULA] NOTE, RECORD LEAF SLAPS. 308 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,265 [DAVID NARRATING] "MERIWETHER HAS TAKEN A KEEN INTEREST IN THIS. 309 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:18,169 EVEN EMPLOYING A SPECIAL APPARATUS IN THESE PURSUITS." 310 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,606 [WHISPERING] IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIZING. RIGHT NOW. 311 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,042 [DAVID NARRATING] "I TOO HAVE JOINED MERIWETHER IN THIS ENDEAVOR." 312 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,476 -IT'S GROSS. -AH. 313 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,379 RECORD MORE PHOTOSYNTHESIS FOR MY SYNTHESIZER. 314 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,581 [DAVID NARRATING] "AND I AM EAGER TO ASSIST IN THE PROCESS." 315 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,283 WHAT'RE YOU DOING, MAN? 316 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,518 I'M RECORDING SOUNDS FOR THIS SONG. 317 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,253 WHAT SONG? 318 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,622 IT'S THE GREATEST SONG THAT I'VE EVER WRITTEN. 319 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,490 UH, I SEE IT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN YET. 320 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,626 WELL, THAT'S WHAT'S NOW IS FOR. 321 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,431 WAIT, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 322 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,132 -DO THAT AGAIN. NO. -WHAT? 323 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,634 -BACK, BACK. -WHAT? 324 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,803 LIKE, SHH, LIKE THIS, JUST GO LIKE THIS. 325 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,571 -WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT? -YOU DO IT. 326 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,341 AGAIN. MORE. 327 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,776 -WHAT IS HAPPENING? -SHH! 328 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,612 [DAVID NARRATING] "THOUGH HIS METHODOLOGY 329 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,747 IS SOMETIMES PERPLEXING"... 330 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,083 [HISSING, BLOWING] 331 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:10,221 [ECHOING] "WIND TREE BLOW." RECORD TOMORROW. 332 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,723 [DAVID NARRATING] "I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE PRESIDENT 333 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:16,494 -AND FUTURE GENERATIONS OF SCHOLARS"... -OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 334 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,830 [DAVID NARRATING] ..."WILL BE MUCH DELIGHTED WITH OUR NEW DISCOVERIES." 335 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:22,133 [WATER RUSHING] 336 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,569 -THIS IS PERFECT C-MINOR. -MM. 337 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,170 -YOU KNOW? -YEAH. 338 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,139 I PEE IN THE KEY OF C-MINOR. 339 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,440 YOU DO? 340 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,876 IN A STANDARD TOILET, OR COURSE. 341 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,578 WE'LL RECORD THAT LATER. 342 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,247 [MUSIC PLAYING] 343 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,576 [WATER RUSHING] 344 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:22,493 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 345 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,632 CAN YOU PASS ME THE GORP? 346 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,602 -SORRY, WHAT? -THE GORP. 347 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,204 -THE GORP? -THE GORP. 348 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,238 -GORP? -THE GORP. 349 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,573 -THE GORP? -GORP. 350 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,409 -WHAT'S THIS? -IT STANDS FOR, UM... 351 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,513 IT'S... 352 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,681 CAN I HAVE THE TRAIL MIX? 353 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,716 -OH, YEAH, SURE. -THANK YOU. 354 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,485 THAT WAS RIGHT THERE. 355 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,657 YOU KNOW, FLULA, 356 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,259 LEWIS AND CLARK HIKED THROUGH HERE OVER 200 YEARS AGO. 357 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,362 COULDA... SLEPT RIGHT HERE. 358 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:02,433 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD RESEARCH IF I GET THE PART. 359 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,735 [WHISPERING] DO YOU THINK LEWIS URINATED ON THAT TREE? 360 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,970 THAT TREE? 361 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,638 -MM-HMM. -NO. 362 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,774 BUT IF THEY CAMPED HERE, YOU KNOW, TO LEAVE THE TENT 363 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:10,908 -AND THEN-- -ALLOW ME FOR A SECOND. 364 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,843 CLARK HAD A SLAVE NAMED YORK 365 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,213 WHO DID THE ENTIRE JOURNEY WITH THEM. 366 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,849 YORK ACTUALLY SAVED MERIWEATHER LEWIS FROM A GRISSLY ATTACK, 367 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,453 HE WAS REVERED AS A BRAVE AND-- AND GIANT OF A MAN 368 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,655 BY THE LOCAL INDIAN TRIBES. 369 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,558 AT THE END OF THE JOURNEY, CLARK WHIPPED YORK 370 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,661 FOR NOT WANTING TO GO BACK AS A SLAVE. 371 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,863 -WHAT? -AWFUL. 372 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,665 -THAT'S TERRIBLE. -YEAH, IT'S DEPRESSING PART OF THE SCRIPT, 373 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,734 AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE THEM TWEAK THE ENDING. 374 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,370 I HAVE AN IDEA. DOING SOME WORK ON CLARK, CLARK WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 375 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,505 CLARK WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, UH, I LOVE YOU. 376 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,776 YOU DID IT WITH US. I SET YOU FREE. 377 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,812 -GO HAVE A LIFE. -GO, BE FREE. 378 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,647 THAT'S MY TAKE. JUST GO. 379 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,516 -I LIKE THAT, DAVID. -THANK YOU. 380 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,386 -DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING I LIKE? -WHAT'S THAT? 381 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,954 FAST LUNCHES AND HARD HIKES. 382 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,422 OH, YOU'RE DONE. 383 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,725 DAVID, I'M FIGHTING TIME. 384 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,928 IN 60 YEARS, I'LL BE DUST AND MOLECULES. 385 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,496 -[GRUNTS] -WOW. 386 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,998 SO, SUCK IT, TIME. 387 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,566 I'M GONNA HIKE ON YOUR FACE. RIGHT? 388 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,002 I'LL TAKE MY BREAK WHEN WE HIKE. 389 00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:14,572 THE YOUNG BIRD GETS, UH-- GETS ALL THE WORMS. 390 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,974 MEANS A TARDY BIRD JUST-- UGH, 391 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,043 EATS GRAVEL OR, YOU KNOW, 392 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,845 SAND. 393 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,914 OTHER WORMS THAT ARE DEAD AND SMELL BAD. 394 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,016 [GRUNTS] 395 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,319 COME ON, DAVID! 396 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,691 [WATER RUSHING] 397 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,976 [WHISPERS] LOOK, DAVID, A HUMAN. 398 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,445 -HEY, THERE! -UH! JEEZ. 399 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,580 [LAUGHS] GOD! JEEZ! 400 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,883 YOU GUYS JUST SCARED ME SO MUCH. 401 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,485 I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEBODY IN A LONG TIME. 402 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,020 HEY, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE? 403 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,556 -OH, WE ARE ON A HONEYMOON. -OH. 404 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,325 THAT'S AWESOME! CONGRATULATIONS. 405 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,859 WE'RE-- HE-- WE'RE ON MY HONEYMOON. 406 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,828 HE'S COMING ALONG WITH ME ON MY HONEYMOON, SO... 407 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,798 -HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. -LET'S BE CLEAR-- FRIENDS. 408 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000 -WE ARE HONEY-BUDDIES. -YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. 409 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,335 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? 410 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,669 -YES. -AWESOME. 411 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,538 -WITH OTHER PEOPLE. -MAZEL TOV. 412 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,906 -[CLEARS THROAT] -THANK YOU. 413 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,674 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 414 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,010 SERIOUSLY. 415 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,645 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 416 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,714 [WHISPERING] WHAT IS IT? 417 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,784 I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 418 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,088 WHAT'RE YOU HEARING? 419 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,759 IT'S GONE. [CHUCKLES] 420 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,894 IS IT SASQUATCH? 421 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,430 -AH... -IS IT A MINOTAUR? 422 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,599 -UM... -IT'S A YETI. 423 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,003 WE HAVE TWO IN GERMANY. 424 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:56,540 WELL, UM, NOT-- NOT TO FREAK YOU GUYS OUT OR ANYTHING, 425 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,876 BUT ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER. 426 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,812 -OKAY. -'CAUSE THERE'S THESE, UM-- 427 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,547 THERE'S WOLVES. 428 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,716 [WOOSHES] 429 00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,986 WAS THAT A WOLF? 430 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,557 YEAH. THEY'RE GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT WOLVES. 431 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,727 YEAH, THEY'RE PUMPED WITH GMOS, 432 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,397 AND THEY ARE MASSIVE, HUGE ANIMALS. 433 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,566 THEY KILL FOR PLEASURE AND THEY'RE FANGS ARE HUGE. 434 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,735 AND THEY LEAVE THEY'RE KILL SO THAT YOU SEE IT, 435 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:29,106 SO THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS BEING HUNTED. 436 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,943 THEY'VE GOT THESE HUGE GIANT VELOCIRAPTOR CLAWS. 437 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,445 -[HISSES] -[SHIVERS] 438 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,982 [INHALES, EXHALES] 439 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,850 BUT, LISTEN. 440 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,519 HAVE A GREAT HONEYMOON, 441 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,521 ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER. 442 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,424 JUST BE COOL, OKAY? 443 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,925 DON'T SWEAT... 444 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,494 BECAUSE THEY SMELL THE SWEAT. 445 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,496 AND, UM, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A-- A-- 446 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:56,133 A HONEYMOON PRESENT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU GUYS. 447 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,735 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 448 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,437 [SNIFFS] I GREW 'EM MYSELF. 449 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,739 I'M TAKING THIS LITTLE FAMILY WITH ME 450 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,741 BECAUSE I WATCHED THEM GROW. 451 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:07,945 THERE'S NORBERTO AND REGINA. 452 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,782 AND, UH, RAUL, AND SEBASTIAN-- 453 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,051 HE'S THE YOUNGEST ONE OF THE FAMILY. 454 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:17,788 AND THEY ARE-- MM. 455 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,624 SO, LISTEN. 456 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,493 ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON. ENJOY THE HIKE. 457 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,829 ENJOY MOTHER NATURE. 458 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,101 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 459 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:34,238 "LITTLE GENIUS." JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S IT. 460 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,840 WITH THE LITTLE ROBOT GUY. 461 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,174 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART. 462 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,009 [AS LITTLE GENIUS] "DOES NOT COMPUTE." 463 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,579 [TOGETHER] "DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT DOES NOT COMPUTE." 464 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,081 -THAT WAS THE ROBOT'S LINE. -IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. 465 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,716 I WAS THE BOY NEXT TO THE ROBOT. 466 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,686 HE WAS THE MOST HUMAN PART OF THAT WHOLE SHOW. 467 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,922 YEAH, EVERYBODY ELSE WAS MORE LIKE ROBOTS. 468 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,058 THANKS FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE. 469 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,366 ALL RIGHT. 470 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,633 THAT'S TERRIFYING ABOUT THE WOLVES, DAVID. 471 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,069 OH, DON'T BELIEVE THE WOLVES. 472 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:27,791 DAVID, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. 473 00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,994 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE SAYING EARLIER 474 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:32,563 ABOUT SUPERMAN OWNING A SLAVE. 475 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:33,998 -WHAT? -WELL, 476 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,967 WE HAVE LEWIS AND CLARK-- LEWIS LOVES CLARK 477 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,136 OF COURSE-- THEY'RE LOVERS, 478 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,305 CLARK IS ALWAYS IN THE PHONE BOOTH, 479 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:44,308 AND THEN HE'S SUPERMAN, SO, WHY IS HE-- 480 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,143 WHOA, WHOA, BACK UP. 481 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:50,948 UM, LOIS AND CLARK KENT ARE FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS. 482 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,684 LEWIS AND CLARK ARE ACTUAL EXPLORERS 483 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:56,554 WHO EXPLORE THIS AREA. 484 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:59,156 OKAY, I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO IS WHO, 485 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,592 BUT I WANT TO GO ON THE RECORD AND TELL YOU 486 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,627 THAT I AM AGAINST SLAVERY. 487 00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:04,828 SO... 488 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,330 IF YOU GET THE ROLE, 489 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,766 I MAY NOT GO TO THE PREMIERE. 490 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,635 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. 491 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:13,304 HOW IS HE LIKE--? HE'S LIKE SUPER FAST. 492 00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:14,838 FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, 493 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,307 MORE POWER THAN A "LOCOMOTION." 494 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:17,875 OH, YES, AND HE OWNS A SLAVE, 495 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,644 'CAUSE HE CANNOT CARRY HIS KNAPSACK? 496 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,112 THAT'S WRONG, SUPERMAN. 497 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,623 [DAVID NARRATING] "MY DEAREST LOVE. 498 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:36,894 I WRITE TO YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT 499 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:40,030 WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHEN OR IF 500 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,865 YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE THESE WORDS." 501 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,203 "I KNOW THAT WHEN WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER 502 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,305 OUR HEARTS WERE HEAVY. 503 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,174 AND I PRAY THIS FINDS YOU IN BETTER SPIRITS 504 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:51,875 LIVING A LIFE FULFILLED. 505 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,849 FOR ME, THIS NEW ENDEAVOR 506 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,818 HAS BEEN A WORK OF STAGGERING DIFFICULTY 507 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,253 AND, YET, THE REWARDS ARE MANY, 508 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:05,656 AND WE MAKE GREAT PROGRESS. 509 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,693 I AM LUCKY TO TRAVEL WITH A MAN 510 00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:12,196 SUCH AS MERIWETHER... 511 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:13,931 UNIQUELY QUALIFIED 512 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,699 TO LEAD THIS EXPEDITION. 513 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:35,819 I WAS THINKING THIS MORNING 514 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,788 OF THE DAYS WE FIRST MET IN KENTUCKY 515 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,224 AND WHAT A JOYOUS TIME THAT WAS." 516 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:44,361 -[GROANS] -UGH! 517 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,664 -BRILLIANT. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -GREAT. 518 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,998 -THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -OH, GOOD. I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT. 519 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,134 YOU FOOLED THE BIKER OVER THERE. 520 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,036 -YES. -PLAY ACTING. 521 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,871 SO WATCH ME DO THIS TO YOU. 522 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,239 -OKAY. -OH, CRAIG. 523 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,274 OH! HOW DID THAT-- YEAH? 524 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,342 -OH-- BOOM! -OH! 525 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,943 -OH! -HAH! 526 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:01,779 AGAIN. DON'T DO THIS IN A STREET FIGHT. 527 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,781 -OKAY. -'CAUSE YOU WON'T MAKE CONTACT. 528 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,315 -BUT THIS ISN'T GOOD, RIGHT? -NO, IT'S JUST TERRIBLE. 529 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,751 YOU DON'T WANT TO TELEGRAPH IT IN A STREET FIGHT. 530 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:10,087 YOU WANT TO TELEGRAPH IT FOR THE AMERICAN VIEWER. 531 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,156 -RIGHT. -YEAH, OR WHOEVER GETS IT ABROAD. 532 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:15,159 YOU DON'T NEED THAT. YOU NEED-- BOOM! 533 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,261 -OKAY, I'M GONNA DO ONE MORE, OKAY? -OKAY, GO FOR IT. 534 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,029 -OW! -OH, MY GOD! 535 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,265 -OH GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, YEAH, I'M FAKING. 536 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,966 -OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. -WOW! 537 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,368 -THAT'S OKAY. -I'M SO SORRY. 538 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,203 YOU CAME SO CLOSE THAT YOU ACTUALLY HIT ME. 539 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,105 -THAT'S HOW CLOSE YOU CAME. -YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 540 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,240 -I REALLY FELT IT THAT TIME. -BY THE WAY, IT DOESN'T HURT. 541 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:31,909 -OH, GOD. -IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 542 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,243 MY EYES ARE ONLY WATERING 'CAUSE OF MY NOSE 543 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,912 -IS REALLY SENSITIVE. -OH, RIGHT. 544 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,151 [DAVID NARRATING] "I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY YOU WILL READ THIS LETTER. 545 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:44,488 AND IF SOMEHOW I RETURN HOME AGAIN, 546 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,890 THAT OUR EYES WILL MEET ONCE MORE. 547 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,395 YOURS, WILLIAM CLARK." 548 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,998 [FLULA] AH! DAVID! 549 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,900 HELP, DAVID! I'M TRAPPED! 550 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,770 AH! OH, DAVID! 551 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,171 DAVID, HELP! 552 00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,742 HELP, DAVID! 553 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,112 OH, GOD! 554 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,882 DAVID! DAVID, HELP! 555 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,417 -OH, MY GOD! -ROCK HIT ME! 556 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,918 -OH, DAVID! -WHAT HAPPENED? 557 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,455 THE ROCKS! THE ROCKS! I WAS RECORDING A TONE! 558 00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,524 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 559 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,359 -[YELLING] -AH! 560 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,228 DUDE, I'M GETTING NO SERVICE. WE CAN'T CALL OUT. 561 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,530 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. -PRETEND I'M LIKE JAMES FRANCO. 562 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,132 I'LL DO-- NO, NO, NO, NO! I CANNOT CUT YOU! 563 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:29,900 -WE HAVE TO CUT IT, DAVID. -OH, NO, NO, NO... 564 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,236 -NO, DAVID, YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. -I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS. 565 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:35,205 -THIS IS MY HONEYMOON! -CUT IT, DAVID! I'M GONNA DIE! 566 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,875 DAVID, YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. 567 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,943 -TAKE IT. -OH, MY GOD. 568 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,479 IF WE DON'T MAKE IT OUT, DAVID, SEND MY ARM TO MY DAD. 569 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,181 MY FATHER WOULD LIKE MY ARM. 570 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:47,351 -DON'T DO THE TENDONS. -ALL RIGHT. 571 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:49,019 -THE TENDONS FIRST. -I NEED A COUNTDOWN. 572 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,121 -THREE, TWO-- -NO, NO, BUT THEN WHAT? 573 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,824 -WHAT? -DAVID! IF ANYBODY WOULD CUT MY ARM, 574 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:56,026 I WOULD WANT IT TO BE YOU, DAVID. 575 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,895 OH MAN, I'M SORRY, BUDDY. LET'S DO THIS, READY? 576 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,163 -ONE... -TWO... 577 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:02,332 -THREE! -[SCREAMS] 578 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,871 -DAVID, A SNACK. -IS THAT KETCHUP? 579 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:10,374 -DO YOU HAVE SOME FRIES? -[LAUGHS] 580 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:13,177 -PERHAPS SOME HASH BROWNS. -THAT WAS REALLY ELABORATE. 581 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,045 -DID I GET YOU? -YOU DID GET ME. 582 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:18,348 THAT IS SO BIZARRE THAT YOU WOULD GO TO THAT LENGTH. 583 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,818 -YOU ARE A SIX-YEAR-OLD-BOY. -MAYBE SEVEN. 584 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,020 -IT'S GOING TO BE COMING. -I'M READY. 585 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,922 THAT'S MY KNIFE, BY THE WAY. 586 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:26,056 DO YOU HAVE A TOWEL? 587 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:40,003 [TELEPHONE BUZZING] 588 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,443 I GOT RECEPTION! 589 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,153 RECEPTION'S GONE. 590 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,988 DAVID! PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE, 591 00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,456 AND JOIN ME IN THESE WATERS. 592 00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:06,463 COME TAKE A FREEZING COLD BATH WITH ME, DAVID. YOU WILL LOVE IT. 593 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,600 JUST IGNORE THE SHRINKAGE. 594 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:11,602 DAVID, I HAVE GOOSE SKIN RIGHT NOW. 595 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,871 IT FEELS SO GOOD. 596 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,874 OH, HI, DUCKS. 597 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,180 [DAVID] HOPIN' FOR A SIGNAL. 598 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:25,082 I NEED TO KNOW IF I GOT THIS PART. 599 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,884 [FLULA] COME, DAVID. 600 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:29,219 INCREASE YOUR HIP-MOVING VELOCITY. LET'S GO. 601 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,555 AND I HAVE TO TALK TO FRANKIE. 602 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,358 OH, DAVID, STOP IT. FOCUS YOUR FACE ON THIS NATURE. 603 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:41,398 [DAVID NARRATING] "IT SEEMS WE ARE NOW BEYOND REACH OF THE KNOWN WORLD. 604 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,200 I THINK OF THOSE AT HOME WHO HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE 605 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,534 OF OUR WELL BEING." 606 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,403 NOTHING. 607 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,505 [DAVID NARRATING] "IF WE ARE ALIVE OR DEAD." 608 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,429 WHY DO YOU THINK FRANKIE CONTACTED ME? 609 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,632 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THAT SHE WANTS TO MOVE BACK IN WITH ME? 610 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:18,035 I DON'T KNOW, DAVID. 611 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,704 OKAY, ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, 612 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,706 WE SHOULD GO ONTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS RIDGE, 613 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,574 AND THERE COULD BE A TOWER OVER THERE. 614 00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,576 WE'RE SURROUNDED ONLY BY NATURE, DAVID. 615 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,946 I DON'T THINK BEAVERS CAN BUILD CELL PHONE TOWERS. 616 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,314 WELL, THE PHONE SAYS OTHERWISE. 617 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,616 [WATER RUSHING] 618 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:45,028 [GROANS] NOTHING STILL. 619 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,664 DAVID, HERE. I'M SLIGHTLY TALLER. LET ME TRY. 620 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,101 OKAY. 621 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:54,104 [STRAINING] 622 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,440 UH! A LITTLE HIGHER. 623 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:57,975 YEP. HERE WE GO. 624 00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:01,211 ALL RIGHT, CELL TOWERS. SMELL THIS PHONE. 625 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:02,546 -[SIGNAL CONNECTS] -HA! WE GOT IT! 626 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:03,647 -WE GOT-- -AH! 627 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,615 -OH, GOD! -[SPLASH] 628 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,284 UGH! 629 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:11,989 -OH, NO, NO! -OH, SCHEIßE. 630 00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,692 [WATER RUSHING] 631 00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:21,598 YEAH, IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKED. 632 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,167 I'M SORRY, DAVID. SCHEIßE. 633 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,169 HERE. GET YOUR PHONE OUT. 634 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,704 I DIDN'T BRING IT. IT'S IN THE CAR. 635 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,373 I-- I DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD HAVE SERVICE. 636 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,241 [GROANS] 637 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:34,144 -THE MAPS WERE IN THIS PHONE. -UH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 638 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,579 BEFORE IT BROKE, I CHECKED. 639 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,115 WE HAVE TO GO TO LIKE A PLACE CALLED RED FOX. 640 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:39,616 YEAH. 641 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,119 WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS? 642 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:44,788 WE'LL FIND IT FOR SURE. 643 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:48,225 HOW MANY RED FOXES ARE THERE, DAVID? RIGHT? 644 00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:58,268 UH, I THINK IT'S RED FOX HILLS. 645 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,370 OH, YEAH, YEAH. WHY-- WHY-- WHY IS THAT? 646 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,706 -IT'S IN MY GUTS. -UH, WE'RE GOING WITH YOUR GUTS NOW? 647 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,708 THAT'S HOW WE'RE HIKING? 648 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,677 WELL, WHAT WOULD LEWIS AND CLARK DO? 649 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:10,480 THEY WOULD HAVE USED A NATIVE AMERICAN GUIDE 650 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,649 OR A COMPASS. 651 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,317 COMPASS? GREAT. LET'S USE THAT. 652 00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:17,320 OH, GOOD, YEAH. UH, THAT WAS ON MY PHONE. 653 00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:19,589 SO, DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE? 654 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,224 I DON'T HAVE A GUIDE. 655 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,296 -LET'S GO THAT WAY. -LET'S DO IT. 656 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:27,597 IT'S PROBABLY ALL THE SAME. 657 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,444 -COME ON, DAVID. -[GRUNTS] 658 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,115 [DAVID NARRATING] "WHEN I FIRST VIEWED THESE MOUNTAINS, 659 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,684 I FELT A SUDDEN PLEASURE. 660 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,487 BUT NOW, AS I REFLECT ON THE DIFFICULTIES 661 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:53,290 WHICH THIS SNOWY BARRIER THROWS IN OUR WAY, 662 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:57,160 AND THE SUFFERINGS AND HARDSHIPS OF OUR PARTY, 663 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,662 IT IN SOME MEASURE COUNTER BALANCES 664 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,497 THOSE FOND MEMORIES." 665 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,870 AND WHAT ARE YOUR GUTS TELLING YOU NOW? 666 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,473 I DON'T KNOW. MY GPS IS DOWN, DAVID. 667 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,374 OH, YOU HAVE A GPS? 668 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,143 YEAH. MY GUTS POSITIONING SYSTEM. 669 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:16,146 IT'S NOT WORKING BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY. 670 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:18,115 I THINK IT NEEDS A SANDWICH. 671 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:21,318 [DAVID NARRATING] "AFTER NARROWLY AVOIDING RUINESS INJURY"... 672 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,886 [GRUNTS, SPITS] 673 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:25,489 -COME, DAVID. -[GRUNTS] 674 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:29,693 [DAVID NARRATING] ..."WE LOOK TO DESCENDING FROM THIS RETCHED MOUNTAIN 675 00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,729 WHICH WE HAVE NOW NAMED, 'WRETCHED MOUNTAIN.'" 676 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:38,602 WELL, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA TO DO RED FOX HILLS. 677 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,270 RED FOX IS AN IDIOT. 678 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,772 WE CALL HILLS LIKE THIS IN GERMANY MOUNTAINS. 679 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,644 [DAVID NARRATING] "BUT WE TAKE JOY IN KNOWING THAT TONIGHT 680 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:51,515 WE SHALL BED AT THE LAST OUTPOST OF CIVILIZATION." 681 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,551 [WIND WHISTLING] 682 00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:00,557 I CALLED MY AGENT. 683 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,925 IT'S BETWEEN ME AND ONE OTHER GUY. 684 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,493 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 685 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:08,298 I CALLED FRANKIE. THERE WAS NO ANSWER. 686 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,167 -OH. -BUT, 687 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,601 I DID PICK UP ANOTHER MAP, 688 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,937 AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TOUCH IT. 689 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,705 I WILL TREAT IT LIKE A BABY IF I TOUCH IT. 690 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,542 LISTEN, I MAILED THIS TWO WEEKS AGO. 691 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:21,278 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME AND FRANKIE, BUT 692 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,580 -NOW IT'S FOR ME AND YOU. -OOH. 693 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:24,948 CHAMPAGNE. 694 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:27,617 -HEY, BUDDY. -OH, YEAH, OATMEAL-RAISIN MIX. 695 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,452 -OH, CONDOMS. -WE DON'T NEED THOSE. 696 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:31,888 -BUT WHO KNOW, DAVID? -THOSE WERE NOT MEANT FOR US. 697 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,590 [FLULA GASPS] 698 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:35,458 AND IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU SENT YOURSELF A PACKAGE. 699 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,793 [GASPS] 700 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,634 IT MEANS "HONEYBUDDIES," 701 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,937 BUT IN GERMAN. 702 00:36:46,939 --> 00:36:48,438 [LAUGHS] 703 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,707 OH, MY GOD. 704 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,475 -IT'S FOR YOU. -THAT... 705 00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:54,511 IS A VERY ORANGE SHIRT. 706 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:55,812 YEAH. 707 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,681 I SELECTED THE COLOR FOR SAFETY. 708 00:36:57,683 --> 00:37:00,483 YOU KNOW, LIKE IF HUNTERS ARE LOOKING FOR ELKS OR REINDEERS, 709 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,285 WHO ARE WE? 710 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:03,887 [SCOFFS] HUMANS IN SHIRTS. 711 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,355 [LAUGHS] THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 712 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,524 LOOK ON THE LEFT. THAT'S YOU. 713 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:09,359 -OH, SLIGHTLY SHORTER. -WELL, IT'S ACCURATE, YEAH. 714 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,261 -OH, MAN, THANK YOU. -OH, GREAT. 715 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:14,831 LOOK, OKAY. I GOTTA BE A GROWNUP. 716 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,733 I'M GONNA PUT THE WHOLE PHONE INCIDENT 717 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,867 BEHIND US. 718 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,703 OKAY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 719 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:21,905 AND HONESTLY, IT'S KIND OF A BLESSING IN DISGUISE. 720 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,707 I-- I'D RATHER NOT HAVE THE OUTSIDE WORLD 721 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,809 ENCROACHING ON THIS. 722 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,644 WELL, SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THAT. 723 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:28,778 OH. 724 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:32,849 THIS CHAMPAGNE'S NOT GONNA DRINK ITSELF. 725 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,852 NO, WE ARE GONNA DO IT. 726 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,987 THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, RIGHT? 727 00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:38,521 -YES. -OKAY, THEN. 728 00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:42,559 [MUSIC INTRO BEGINS] 729 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,628 [FLULA] PARTY POOPER. 730 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:47,864 [MUSIC PLAYING] 731 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,548 ¶ TURN UP ¶ 732 00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:06,983 [MUSIC PLAYING] 733 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:32,075 ¶ OH, I TELL YOU, JENNIFER ¶ 734 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,777 ¶ SHE'S REALLY A PARTY POOPER... ¶ 735 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,745 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 736 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,382 [WHISTLES] 737 00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:42,385 DAVID, WE'RE EMPTY. 738 00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:43,753 WE NEED SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE. 739 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,455 LET ME GET IT. 740 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,924 OOH. [TAPPING] 741 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,893 [WHISTLES, TAPPING] 742 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,628 [GRUNTING] 743 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,936 [FRANKIE'S VOICE] "DEAR DAVID. 744 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,639 I JUST FOUND YOUR SECRET HONEYMOON PACKAGE. 745 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:05,642 AND EVEN THOUGH I'M PROBABLY SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU, 746 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,644 I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU A LITTLE NOTE. 747 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,681 I WANTED TO JUST TELL YOU THAT I'M THE LUCKIEST PERSON 748 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,817 IN THE WORLD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. 749 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,787 I KNOW THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN EASY LATELY, 750 00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:20,790 BUT I'M SURE IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT. 751 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,761 I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER. 752 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,497 LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY. 753 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:28,598 YOUR NEW WIFE, 754 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,633 FRANKIE." 755 00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:31,901 [TAPPING ON GLASS] 756 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:35,505 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAVID? 757 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,841 OH, AH... 758 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:41,144 JUST GETTING ANOTHER BOTTLE. 759 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,979 [WATER RUSHING] 760 00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,454 ALL RIGHT, DAVID, I'M GOING DOWN THE CREEK 761 00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:53,423 TO GET SOME COOL RIVER SOUNDS. 762 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,793 -BE CAREFUL. -OKAY. 763 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,795 [EXHALES] 764 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,463 COME HERE, SOUNDS. 765 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,935 [OWL HOOTING] 766 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:09,038 [CHIRPING] 767 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,009 [SIGHS] THIS IS PERFECT. 768 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,111 [ECHOING] TAKE ONE OF ROCK SOUNDS. 769 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,581 [DAVID NARRATING] "MERIWETHER HAS ONCE AGAIN 770 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,205 LEFT TO CAPTURE NEW SPECIMENS." 771 00:40:25,206 --> 00:40:26,856 SOMETIMES I WORRY WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM WHEN HE IS ALONE." 772 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,672 - AH, GOTTVERDAMMT, SCHEIßE. -[ROCK CLICKS] 773 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,809 [TAPPING] 774 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:48,478 [TAPPING ROCK MIMICKING DRUM BEAT] 775 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:01,090 [ELECTRICITY STATIC] THIS IS WHAT IT IS. 776 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,129 VER SIND DA? WHO'S HERE? 777 00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:14,871 [EXHALES] VERDAMMT NOCH MAL, DU. 778 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,497 -[SCREAMS] -[GROWLS] 779 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:46,102 [LAUGHS] 780 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,107 OH, GOD. 781 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,645 DUDE, IT'S ME. IT'S ME. IT'S ME. 782 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,280 -DAVID. -I'M SORRY, MAN. 783 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:58,681 -YOU GOT ME. -I KNOW, 784 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,550 BUT THE THING WITH THE ARM. 785 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:03,086 SO, WE'RE EVEN. I'M SO SORRY. 786 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:05,788 -DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? -NO. 787 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,824 [BOTH LAUGHING] 788 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,526 -OH, DAVID. -UH, WE'RE EVEN NOW, BUDDY. 789 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:10,727 WE ARE EVEN STEVEN. 790 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,228 OH, I'M GONNA GET YOU SO HARD. 791 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,931 OH NO, WE'RE DONE. YOU GOT ME, AND I GOT YOU BACK. 792 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,933 NO, IT'S MY TURN. IT'S LIKE A FRISBEE. 793 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,568 NO, WE CAN BE DONE. 794 00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:39,856 [DAVID NARRATING] "WHAT DRIVES MEN TO DO SUCH THINGS? 795 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:44,160 ARE WE FULL OF COURAGE? 796 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,862 ARE WE MAD? 797 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,967 OR DO WE SIMPLY FLEE WHAT WE'VE LEFT BEHIND?" 798 00:42:58,710 --> 00:42:59,943 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 799 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,615 IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. 800 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,119 I'M ACTUALLY OKAY WITH YOU PUTTING YOUR CAREER BEFORE ME. 801 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:15,058 WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IS WHEN YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT. 802 00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:34,077 SO AFTER HE PULLED OUT THE HEART, YOU KNOW, FROM THAT MAN, 803 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:37,046 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I'M NEVER VISITING INDIANA. 804 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:39,148 YEAH, HIS NAME IS INDIANA JONES. 805 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,650 THAT SCENE TOOK PLACE IN INDIA, 806 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:42,218 AND THAT WAS A MOVIE. 807 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,120 WELL, I'M NOT GOING. I DON'T CARE WHERE IT IS. 808 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,154 IT'S SCARY. 809 00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,658 -HEY, GUYS. -HELLO. 810 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:52,862 LET ME GUESS. UH, BEST FRIEND FOREVER, DAVID AND DJ FLULA. 811 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,397 YEAH. 812 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,399 I'VE BEEN STALKING YOU. 813 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,801 -[LAUGHS] -I'M KIDDING. 814 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,837 I SAW YOUR NAMES ON THE HIKING REGISTRY. 815 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:03,840 AH-HAH-HAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT DOWN IN THE REGISTRY? 816 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,174 -YEAH, IT'S THE TRUTH. -OKAY. 817 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:06,809 I GUESS WE MUST'VE PASSED YOU GUYS 818 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,012 YESTERDAY AT RED FOX TRAIL? 819 00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:12,015 YES. WE ACTUALLY ENDED UP DOING RED FOX HILLS, 820 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:14,017 WHICH WAS FAR LESS DIRECT. 821 00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:15,918 -VERY SCENIC. -COOL. 822 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,789 WELL, DID YOU GUYS WANNA STAY WITH OUR GROUP TONIGHT? 823 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,357 -WE HAVE BACKPACKER BEER. -YOU BET. 824 00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:24,093 HECK, YES, HELLO. DO BEARS POOP IN FORESTS? 825 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:25,762 -THAT SOUNDS GREAT. SURE. -THEY DO. 826 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:28,097 OKAY, AWESOME. UM, WELL, THERE'S A-- 827 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,266 THERE'S A GREAT SPOT, ACTUALLY, RIGHT OVER THERE. 828 00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:32,902 YOU GUYS WANNA GO GRAB IT, AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE? 829 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:35,071 -GREAT. -AWESOME. 830 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:36,739 -COOL. -THANKS. 831 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,207 -BFF. -BYE-- BYE-BYE. 832 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:44,047 DAVID, SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE. 833 00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:45,915 YEAH, I GUESS. IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. 834 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:48,184 WHAT? NO. SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU, DAVID. 835 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,719 NO, SHE WAS LOOKING AT BOTH OF US. 836 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:52,388 NO, SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU. 837 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,290 STOP THINKING ABOUT FRANKIE ALL THE TIME. 838 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:56,359 START THINKING ABOUT HOT NEW LADIES. 839 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:59,462 [MUSIC PLAYING] 840 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:07,437 ¶ DEEP IN THE NIGHT ¶ 841 00:45:07,439 --> 00:45:09,005 ¶ FAR FROM THE PATH ¶ 842 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,407 ¶ THE NEED FOR SLEEP ¶ 843 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:14,310 ¶ FINALLY CONQUER ¶ 844 00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:16,145 ¶ THE URGE TO FIGHT ¶ 845 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,748 ¶ THE HOWL OF THE WINDS ¶ 846 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:21,117 ¶ MY HEAD STILL RINGS... ¶ 847 00:45:24,789 --> 00:45:26,489 [GRUNTS] OKAY. 848 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,926 OH, YEAH, DAVID. 849 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:32,895 YEAH, GET IT. OH, YEAH, LOOKING GOOD. 850 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,397 OKAY, SO, TONIGHT, JUST-- 851 00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,232 YOU DO SOME GOOD THINGS, AND I'LL BE YOUR WINGMAN. 852 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,901 OH, YEAH, I DO NOT NEED A WINGMAN TONIGHT. 853 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,137 -THANK YOU. -YOU DON'T THINK YOU DON'T NEED ONE. 854 00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:42,972 -RIGHT. -BUT YOU DO. 855 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:50,513 ¶ DEEP IN THE DIRT ¶ 856 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:52,448 ¶ FAR FROM THE PAST ¶ 857 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,751 ¶ THE NEED TO LEAVE ¶ 858 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:57,420 ¶ FINALLY CONQUER ¶ 859 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,889 ¶ THE WILL TO LIVE ¶ 860 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:02,058 ¶ IT'S SLOWLY FADING ¶ 861 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,227 ¶ WITHOUT A SOUND ¶ 862 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:06,963 ¶ THE HOWL OF THE WIND ¶ 863 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:11,934 ¶ MY HEAD STILL RINGS ¶ 864 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,103 ¶ THE HOWL OF THE WIND. ¶ 865 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:20,176 [SONG ENDS] 866 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:23,012 HELLO, EVERYONE. 867 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,181 I'M FLULA AND THIS IS DAVID. 868 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:26,783 -HI. -I SMELL VERY BAD, 869 00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:29,118 UH, BUT DAVID SMELLS REALLY GREAT. 870 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,319 SO. 871 00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:34,891 DO YOU GUYS WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE BACKPACKING BEER? 872 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,559 -OH... -UH, YES, BUT, 873 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:38,828 IF THIS IS A DIFFICULT TASK, WATCH OUT. 874 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,463 I AM VERY STUPID. 875 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,932 BUT DAVID, HE'S LIKE A SCIENTIST OF THE WORLD. 876 00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:44,433 IT'S REALLY EASY. 877 00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:47,069 I-- I-- I'M SURE YOU BOTH WILL BE FINE. 878 00:46:47,071 --> 00:46:48,571 UH, THIS IS SOME WATER-- 879 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,506 NATURALLY SOURCED, THAT WE THEN CARBONATED. 880 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:51,908 STEP ONE. 881 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:54,243 AND THEN, HERE IS THE CONCENTRATE. 882 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:56,946 IT'S JUST A TEASPOON OF THIS INTO WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE. 883 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,214 JUST BE CAREFUL 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE 884 00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,482 70 PERCENT ALCOHOL. 885 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,150 -OOH. -JUST BE CAREFUL. 886 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,452 THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOO MANY STEPS FOR MY SMALL BRAIN. 887 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:06,289 I WILL PROBABLY URINATE EVERYWHERE. 888 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:09,392 ALSO, I'M VERY TERRIBLE WITH SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 889 00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:10,860 JUST FYIS. 890 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:13,830 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 891 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,535 UH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 892 00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,618 THAT'S THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 893 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:38,621 IT WAS A, UH, TOUGH TIME, 894 00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:40,423 BUT, UH, 895 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,491 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU, RIGHT? 896 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:44,460 NO. I MEAN, 897 00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:48,631 THAT IS LITERALLY THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. 898 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:50,900 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE JUST 899 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:53,870 KEEPING IT TOGETHER LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. 900 00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:56,205 YES, LAST WEEK, DAVID WAS CRYING 901 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,274 -ALL DAY, JUST EVERYDAY. -TSK, OH. 902 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,077 THIS WEEK DAVID'S ONLY CRYING A FEW MINUTES EVERY DAY. 903 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:02,378 -[DAVID LAUGHS] -YEAH, 904 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,146 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SO MANLY. 905 00:48:04,148 --> 00:48:06,315 UNLIKE ME, HE'S VERY GOOD AT THINGS LIKE 906 00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:08,117 FRENCH KISSING. 907 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:09,452 YEAH, OKAY, THANK YOU. 908 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,954 UM, YOU SIR, ARE THE GREATEST 909 00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:13,956 BEST MAN YOU COULD EVER WANT. 910 00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,459 HE'S ALSO NEVER DONE A PORNO FILM. 911 00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:19,028 BUT HE'S RECEIVED MANY OFFERS. 912 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:20,963 THAT'S VERY FLATTERING. 913 00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:24,567 UH, WELL, FLULA, YOU WERE THE BEST MAN. 914 00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,469 -DID YOU WRITE A SPEECH? -YES, I HAVE IT HERE. 915 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:28,070 -YOU DO? -YEAH. 916 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,039 THAT'S AMAZING. YOU-- YOU HAVE TO-- 917 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,607 YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE SPEECH. 918 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:33,142 -YEAH? -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT NOW. 919 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:34,477 -YES. YES. -HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE LATER? 920 00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:36,045 -SPEECH, SPEECH. -NO, DON'T START. 921 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,680 -DON'T START. -[ALL CHANTING] SPEECH. SPEECH. 922 00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:40,516 -GUYS, NO! IT'S STUPID. -[CHANTING] SPEECH. SPEECH... 923 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:43,252 -[DAVID] YES! HEY! -[CHANTING] 924 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:46,255 "HELLO EVERYONE. 925 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,126 WHAT A WONDERFUL LOCATION FOR A WEDDING LIKE THIS-- 926 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:53,129 THIS GREAT GOLF COURSE WE'RE ON TONIGHT. 927 00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:58,301 YOU GUYS ARE ALL SUCH SEXY 'MOTHERPUTTERS.' 928 00:48:58,303 --> 00:48:59,969 FOUR!" 929 00:49:03,675 --> 00:49:04,974 OKAY. 930 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:07,310 "DAVID, FRANKIE-- 931 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:09,645 DAVID, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, 932 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:12,381 AND ALL THE ATTENDERS OF THIS GREAT EVENT, 933 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:15,151 HELLO TO YOU AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE 934 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:17,687 AND ALSO, YOUR PRESENTS. 935 00:49:17,689 --> 00:49:21,090 OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE WITH THE NICE STRIPES AND BOWS. 936 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:23,559 OH, WHAT IS IT? PERHAPS A CROCK POT? 937 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,161 OR A LAWN MOWER? 938 00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:29,098 A QUESTION FOR YOU. 939 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,334 WHO IS A LUCKY PERSON? 940 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:34,036 IS IT A SMALL BABY CHILD WHO IS BORN 941 00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:35,671 AND CAN IMMEDIATELY TOOT HORNS 942 00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,039 LIKE A JAZZ EXPERT? 943 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:40,242 YES, THIS IS A LUCKY BABY. 944 00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:43,379 OR WHAT IF A MAN WHO CANNOT SPEAK WITH WORDS 945 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:47,750 BUT ONLY WITH LOUD SCREAMS OF AGONIZING TERROR? 946 00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:50,586 NO, HE'S ACTUALLY NOT LUCKY. 947 00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:52,621 BUT NOW, LET US SEE 948 00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:55,725 WHO IS THE MOST LUCKY PERSON IN ALL THE WORLD. 949 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,193 MY FINGER SHALL TELL YOU. 950 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,473 IT IS ME. 951 00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:13,142 BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST FRIEND IN ALL OF THE WORLD. 952 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,212 DAVID. 953 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:18,180 -AW. -SOME YEARS AGO, 954 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,249 MY LIFE AS A DEEJAY WAS, AS YOU SAY, 955 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:22,685 A COMPLETE AND 'BUTTER' FAILURE. 956 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:25,254 EVERYONE IN MY TOWN WAS HATING AT MY SOUND, 957 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:28,057 BUT THEN ONE NIGHT EVERYTHING CHANGED. 958 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:31,360 WHEN AN AMERICAN MAN MADE A STOP IN THE BAR. 959 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:34,230 HE WAS ON A 'SOUL SEARCH' TRIP HE DID SAY. 960 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:35,598 WE TALKED FOR MANY HOURS 961 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,733 AND HAD MANY, MANY SCHNAPPSES 962 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:40,169 SPEAKING OF OUR FRUSTRATIONS IN LIFE. 963 00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:43,139 WE DID HUG AND DANCE AND, YES, 964 00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:46,242 CRY SOME LONG AND HARD TEARS LIKE TWO PIRATES 965 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:48,711 SEARCHING FOR BOOTY FOR MANY YEARS 966 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:51,480 BUT FINDING ONLY DIRT AND SOME COCONUTS. 967 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,319 IN THE MORNING BEFORE DAVID DID LEAVE, HE TOLD ME, 968 00:50:57,321 --> 00:51:01,390 'FLULA, ANYTIME YOU ARE IN LOS ANGELES, LOOK ME UP.' 969 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,726 AND SO THE NEXT DAY, I PURCHASED A TICKET 970 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:06,729 -AND FLEW TO LOS ANGELES." -YEP. 971 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:09,632 "DAVID WAS NOT YET HOME FROM HIS SOUL SEARCH TRIP, 972 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:12,835 SO I DID SLEEP ON HIS PORCH FOR 16 DAYS. 973 00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:15,504 WHEN HE ARRIVED HOME, HE CALLED THE POLICE 974 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:17,306 AND DID PRETEND NOT TO REMEMBER ME." 975 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,275 WHICH WAS VERY FUNNY, I MUST SAY, DAVID. 976 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:22,078 REALLY, IT'S THIS ACTING. WHOA, YOU ARE NAIL IT, RIGHT? 977 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,114 MAN, GREAT WORK. TALENT. 978 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:26,515 ANYWAY. 979 00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:29,185 "AFTER THE POLICE LEFT, OUR FRIENDSHIP SPROUTED 980 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:30,820 LIKE A FRESH FIELD OF ASPARAGUS. 981 00:51:30,822 --> 00:51:32,755 EXCEPT UNLIKE ASPARAGUS, 982 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:36,258 OUR FRIENDSHIP DID NOT MAKE OUR URINE SMELL TERRIBLE." 983 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:41,263 AND HERE'S-- OH, AND SOME NICE THINGS ABOUT FRANKIE. 984 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:44,400 SOME MORE-- NO, IT'S NOT APPLICABLE. AH, JA. 985 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:46,802 "DAVID, WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FROM WHEN WE WERE BOTH 986 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:48,537 AT THE BOTTOMS OF LIFE. 987 00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:51,340 AND THIS IS WHEN FRIENDSHIPS ARE MADE STRONG, 988 00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:52,675 LIKE TWO CHANDELIERS 989 00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:55,211 THAT HAVE FALLEN INSIDE A VOLCANO. 990 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:58,280 THE CHANDELIERS MELT, BUT THEN THEY STICK TOGETHER. 991 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,282 AND THEN WHEN THEY COOL DOWN, 992 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,618 THEY ARE HUGGING FOREVER. 993 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:06,355 NOTHING CAN BREAK THIS NEW DOUBLE CHANDELIER APART. 994 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:09,391 EXCEPT IF IT FALLS BACK INTO THE VOLCANO. 995 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:12,495 OR SLIPS INTO A GEYSER." 996 00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:14,530 I MEAN, OR IF YOU DROP IT FROM A LARGE HEIGHT, 997 00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:15,865 THEN IT-- IT WILL SHATTER. 998 00:52:15,867 --> 00:52:17,399 BUT THEN... 999 00:52:17,401 --> 00:52:19,301 "DAVID, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 1000 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:23,873 HERE IS TO YOU, MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND MY HONEYBUDDY. 1001 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,442 SO, NOW LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR DAVID AND FRANKIE"-- 1002 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:29,578 NOPE, JUST DAVID, WE ARE JUST TOASTING FOR DAVID. 1003 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,280 [CHEERING, CLAPPING] 1004 00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:33,415 CHEERS, GUYS, THANK YOU. 1005 00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:36,452 THAT WAS SO SWEET. 1006 00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:38,854 -OH, THANKS. -THAT REALLY WAS. 1007 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:42,158 AND, UM, I'M JUST SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET TO SAY IT AT MY ACTUAL WEDDING. 1008 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,793 -NEXT TIME. -YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 1009 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:46,328 YOU SHOULD BE A PUBLIC SPEAKER. 1010 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,463 -OH, NO. -PROFESSIONALLY. 1011 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:48,797 -NO, STOP IT. -YEAH. 1012 00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:50,733 DAVID IS THE REAL MASTER THESPIAN HERE. 1013 00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:52,902 -OH... -WAIT. 1014 00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:54,336 IN KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. 1015 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,272 UH-UH. 1016 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:58,941 -YOU'RE A TV STAR, AREN'T YOU? -WELL, NOT A TV "STAR." 1017 00:52:58,943 --> 00:53:00,576 I'VE-- I'VE DONE SOME STUFF ON TV. 1018 00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:01,944 -NO BIG DEAL. -NO, YOU'RE, LIKE, FAMOUS. 1019 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:04,180 YOU WERE ON THAT SHOW "PORTLAND STEEL," RIGHT? 1020 00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:06,348 -YEAH. -YEAH, I WAS ON "PORTLAND STEEL." 1021 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:08,717 I DID THAT, UH, PILOT EPISODE. 1022 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,587 I WAS-- THE CHARACTER DIDN'T MAKE IT, BUT... 1023 00:53:11,589 --> 00:53:13,289 -YOU SAW THAT? -OH, MY GOD. 1024 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,457 I WAS SO PISSED WHEN THEY FIRED YOU. 1025 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:16,792 -WOW. -I LOVED YOU. 1026 00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:18,561 -YOU WERE GREAT. -THANK YOU. 1027 00:53:18,563 --> 00:53:19,929 -YEAH. -[GASPS] 1028 00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:21,931 SO, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO LATELY? 1029 00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:23,632 I MEAN, ANY-- ANYTHING I WOULD'VE SEEN? 1030 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:25,668 UH, WELL, 1031 00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:28,370 OKAY, JUST SOME, UM, LITTLE KIND OF INDY THINGS. 1032 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,239 -YEAH. -DID A COUPLE INDY DRAMAS. 1033 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:32,541 -THAT'S SO COOL. -SOME GOT A LOT OF BUZZ ON THE CIRCUIT. 1034 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,777 DO NOT BE SO MODEST. HE'S DONE SO MANY THINGS. 1035 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,946 -UH, STOP IT. -"ZOMBIES VS. MONKEYS, PART THREE." 1036 00:53:36,948 --> 00:53:38,681 -NO ONE SAW THAT MOVIE. -I'M NOT REALLY INTO SCI-FI, SO. 1037 00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:40,316 -THAT WAS JUST FOR A PAYCHECK. -I'M JUST-- 1038 00:53:40,318 --> 00:53:41,650 I SWEAR THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH. 1039 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:44,320 -WHAT? -NO, THERE'S-- I CAN'T 1040 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:45,754 -PUT MY FINGER ON IT. -THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 1041 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:47,590 -THAT IS EVERYTHING. -I KNOW THERE'S-- NO. 1042 00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:48,857 WELL, THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS." THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS." 1043 00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:50,226 -[GASPS] OH, MY GOD! -WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 1044 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:51,894 IT'S "LITTLE GENIUS." 1045 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,562 OH, MY GOD. 1046 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,431 YOU ARE LIKE A NATIONAL TREASURE. 1047 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:56,932 THAT IS THE-- LIKE, MY FAVORITE SHOW 1048 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:58,334 -WHEN I WAS LITTLE. -YEAH? 1049 00:53:58,336 --> 00:53:59,969 YOU WERE SO CUTE. 1050 00:53:59,971 --> 00:54:04,473 YOU USED TO BE LIKE, "BUT I'M THE REAL BOY." RIGHT? 1051 00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:06,642 IT HAD THAT SONG, TOO-- HOW DID THE SONG GO? 1052 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:08,244 -LIKE, LITTLE... -[CAMPER] I KNOW THAT SONG. 1053 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,578 -YOU DO? -YEAH. 1054 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,513 -YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT. -NO-- HEY, NO. 1055 00:54:11,515 --> 00:54:13,249 -WE YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. -OH, MY GOD, THIS IS PERFECT. 1056 00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:14,550 -[GUITAR PLAYING INTRO] -PLEASE, CAN WE NOT DO THAT? 1057 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:19,521 [SINGING IN ENGLISH] 1058 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,426 [POLLY] IT'S SO GOOD. 1059 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,335 [SINGS] HERE'S COMES THE... 1060 00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:35,671 [ALL SINGING CHORUS] 1061 00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:42,878 [ALL] 1062 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:47,683 ¶ WE GOT A ¶ 1063 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:50,386 [ALL] 1064 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:57,059 [ALL] 1065 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:04,566 [IMITATES DRUM SOLO INTRO] 1066 00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:06,435 ALL RIGHT, BIG FINISH. 1067 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:07,836 ¶ YEAH, WE GOT A... ¶ 1068 00:55:07,838 --> 00:55:10,673 [ALL] 1069 00:55:27,425 --> 00:55:29,091 -[SONG ENDS] -[CHEERS, CLAPPING] 1070 00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:31,393 -WHAT, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT? -IT'S A REALLY GOOD SONG. 1071 00:55:31,395 --> 00:55:32,895 -IT'S SO GOOD, YEAH. -IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD SONG. 1072 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:35,998 MAY BE BATHROOM BREAK. I DON'T KNOW. 1073 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,599 [PEEING, SIGHS] 1074 00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:39,702 HE DOESN'T SHUT UP. 1075 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:40,969 [ZIPS ZIPPER] 1076 00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,543 [BACKGROUND CHATTER] 1077 00:56:07,631 --> 00:56:08,831 UGH! 1078 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:17,139 [BIRD SQUAWKING] 1079 00:56:39,663 --> 00:56:42,097 [POLLY'S VOICE] "DEAREST FLULA, THANK YOU, 1080 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:45,801 OR, SHOULD I SAY, DANKE FOR LAST NIGHT. 1081 00:56:45,803 --> 00:56:47,569 WOW, WOW. 1082 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,939 YOU ARE A MASTER AT MAKING LOVE. 1083 00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:54,810 YOU ARE PROBABLY BETTER AT MAKING LOVE THAN MAKING MUSIC. 1084 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:56,845 I WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, 1085 00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:59,748 SINCE YOUR MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, 1086 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:02,818 BUT, IT IS POSSIBLE. 1087 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:05,053 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 1088 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:08,924 ALSO, I'M GLAD I CHOSE YOU INSTEAD OF DAVID. 1089 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,192 SINCERELY YOURS, 1090 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:12,094 POLLY." 1091 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,695 "PS: DAVID"... 1092 00:57:13,697 --> 00:57:15,164 [FLULA'S VOICE] ..."THIS IS REALLY FLULA. 1093 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,166 I DID NOT HAVE ANY INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH POLLY. 1094 00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:19,635 THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE. 1095 00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:22,037 ALSO, YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!" 1096 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:31,713 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 1097 00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:33,015 [CLAPPING] 1098 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,518 [IMITATING FLULA] OH, DID I RUIN YOUR SOUNDS? 1099 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,187 [GASPS] YOU SAW MY LOVE NOTE. 1100 00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:40,556 YEAH, IT WAS REAL FUNNY. 1101 00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:42,224 WHAT? 1102 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:45,060 SHE WAS MINE LAST NIGHT AND THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED. 1103 00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:47,062 AND YOU CAME IN AND YOU COCKBLOCKED ME SO HARD. 1104 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:49,498 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T NEED A WINGMAN, OKAY? 1105 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,166 YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP. 1106 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:52,734 TALKING ABOUT "LITTLE GENIUS"? 1107 00:57:52,736 --> 00:57:54,670 SHE LIKED YOU BECAUSE OF "LITTLE GENIUS." 1108 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:56,839 I BROUGHT THIS UP, IMMEDIATELY, SHE LIKES YOU. 1109 00:57:56,841 --> 00:58:00,108 -THEY WERE SINGING THE SONG-- -ENOUGH WITH "LITTLE GENIUS." 1110 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:02,077 -YOU'RE TELLING ME ENOUGH OF "LITTLE GENIUS"? -YEAH. 1111 00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,079 THAT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT, DAVID. 1112 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:06,215 I'M TRYING TO BRING YOU HERE TO NATURE, BUT WHERE ARE YOU? 1113 00:58:06,217 --> 00:58:08,050 YOU ARE STUCK INSIDE YOUR CRANIUM THERE. 1114 00:58:08,052 --> 00:58:10,752 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER HERE ON THIS TRIP. 1115 00:58:10,754 --> 00:58:13,856 AND ALL YOU DO IS YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCHIER AND YOU'RE A LITTLE MOANER. 1116 00:58:13,858 --> 00:58:16,625 WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH MOANERS AND ENOUGH BITCHERS, DAVID. 1117 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:18,093 -SUCK IT UP. -SORRY I'M DEPRESSED 1118 00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,796 AFTER MY FIANCÉE LEFT ME. 1119 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:22,831 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY LONG? 1120 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,266 DUDE, YOU HAVE NO FILTER. 1121 00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:30,105 DID YOU SEE THE NOTE THAT FRANKIE LEFT ME YESTERDAY? 1122 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:32,841 IS THAT WHAT THIS JOKE IS ALL ABOUT, MAN? 1123 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,610 WHAT NOTE? DAVID, NO. 1124 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:37,713 YOU CAN'T JUST LAUGH AND DANCE THROUGH REAL LIFE SHIT. 1125 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:40,549 THERE ARE REPERCUSSIONS. AND YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING? 1126 00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:41,750 -WHAT? -REMEMBER THAT NIGHT 1127 00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:43,519 IN GERMANY WHEN WE MET 1128 00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:45,787 AND HAD THAT GREAT TIME GOT ALL DRUNK OFF OF SCHNAPPS? 1129 00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:47,956 -YEAH. -I DON'T. 1130 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:50,025 I DON'T REMEMBER MEETING YOU. 1131 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,861 THAT IS THE GENESIS OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, OKAY? 1132 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,197 AND I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU TO AMERICA. 1133 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:00,802 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1134 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,676 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1135 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:10,546 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE NEXT CAMPSITE WITHOUT YOU. 1136 00:59:10,548 --> 00:59:12,848 CLEARLY YOU NEED TO BE ALONE. 1137 00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:18,620 OKAY, YEAH, I HOPE YOU GET THERE WITHOUT A MAP. 1138 00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:21,924 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1139 00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:50,052 ¶ IT'S HARD TO KEEP THE RAIN CLOUDS OUT ¶ 1140 00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:53,121 ¶ WHEN THE WINDOWS NEVER CLOSE ¶ 1141 00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:02,130 ¶ AND THE HOUSE FEELS LIKE A GRAVEYARD NOW ¶ 1142 01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:05,934 ¶ LIKE THE FLOORBOARDS HIDE THE BONES ¶ 1143 01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:14,376 ¶ AND NOW I HAVE LOST YOUR FACE ¶ 1144 01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:20,382 ¶ AND SLIPS BETWEEN MY FINGERS NOW ¶ 1145 01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:26,321 ¶ AND ALL THE WORLD IS GRAY ¶ 1146 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:29,358 ¶ AS THOUGH YOU TOOK THE COLORS WITH YOU ¶ 1147 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,228 ¶ WHEN YOU WENT AND PASSED AWAY... ¶ 1148 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:39,001 [VOCALIZING] 1149 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:18,173 [SONG ENDS] 1150 01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:26,381 [DAVID NARRATING] "FATIGUE IS HIGH. 1151 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:30,185 BAD SPIRITS ABOUND. 1152 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,787 THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT 1153 01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:33,822 THE LOWEST POINT OF OUR JOURNEY." 1154 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:38,326 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1155 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,480 -WHAT IS THIS? -OH, MY GOD. 1156 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:00,248 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGET TO CANCEL THEM. 1157 01:02:01,752 --> 01:02:03,385 THEY LOOK LIKE VIKINGS. 1158 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,754 BUT FRIENDLY. 1159 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:22,938 WELL, HI. YOU MUST BE DAVID. 1160 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,841 -YES. -AND YOU MUST BE FRANKIE. 1161 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,843 -UH... -WE'RE VERY PLEASED 1162 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,011 TO BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR YOU FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION. 1163 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:33,315 THIS IS THE ORGAN RENAISSANCE BAND, 1164 01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:35,117 AND WE HAVE JUST PLAYED 1165 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:38,120 A PIECE BY ANTHONY HOLBORNE CALLED, "THE NIGHTWATCH." 1166 01:02:38,122 --> 01:02:41,089 AND WE HAVE A FEW MORE NUMBERS TO PLAY FOR YOU THIS EVENING, 1167 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,493 AND WE HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY WHAT WE'VE PUT TOGETHER FOR YOU. 1168 01:02:44,495 --> 01:02:47,295 TWO, THREE, FOUR... 1169 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:50,265 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1170 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,513 [SONG ENDS] 1171 01:03:41,552 --> 01:03:43,451 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1172 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:17,953 WHAT? THE VIKINGS ARE HERE? 1173 01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:20,622 HEY, MAN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A, UH, 1174 01:04:20,624 --> 01:04:22,457 -REAL DICK. -YEAH. 1175 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:23,959 AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 1176 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:25,594 UH, IT'S OKAY. I FORGIVE YOU, DAVID. 1177 01:04:25,596 --> 01:04:27,562 [LAUGHS] DON'T GIVE IT TO ME THAT EASY. 1178 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:29,631 -I... -IT'S FINE, DAVID, WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN. 1179 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,333 SHH. 1180 01:04:31,335 --> 01:04:32,901 I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, 1181 01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:36,304 AND HERE'S HOW. 1182 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,240 YEAH? REMEMBER THESE? 1183 01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:39,407 NOW, I'VE NEVER DONE THESE BEFORE, 1184 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,877 BUT I-- OKAY. 1185 01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:43,545 I-- I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE... 1186 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:47,282 MY GOD, STOP. THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH. GIVE THAT TO ME. 1187 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:49,551 WOW. 1188 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:51,152 GO, DAVID. 1189 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,224 MM. 1190 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,060 THIS DO THIS. 1191 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:01,329 -LET'S DO THIS. -[WARPED MUSIC PLAYING] 1192 01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:02,998 ¶ I'M DRESSED LIKE A PUNK SINGER ¶ 1193 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,432 ¶ 'CAUSE THIS IS, IS WHAT A HUMDINGER ¶ 1194 01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:06,034 ¶ BUT TO TELL WHO I AM ¶ 1195 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,203 ¶ YOU DON'T NEED NO SKETCH ARTIST ¶ 1196 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:09,404 ¶ 'CAUSE I READ THE HARDEST ¶ 1197 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:11,039 ¶ ON A CASSETTE CARTRIDGE ¶ 1198 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,507 -¶ CHIME DRIVER ¶ -¶ DRIVER ¶ 1199 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:15,176 ¶ YOU KNOW ME, I CRY, YELL AT HIM ¶ 1200 01:05:15,178 --> 01:05:18,380 ¶ I YELL AT HIM, I YELL AT HIM ¶ 1201 01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:19,481 ¶ I YELL AT HIM ¶ 1202 01:05:19,483 --> 01:05:21,383 [MUSIC SCRATCHES] 1203 01:05:21,385 --> 01:05:23,585 ¶ 'CAUSE I WAS THE CUTEST KID, WHO BLEW THEIR WIGS ¶ 1204 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,221 ¶ AMUSIN' GIGS, YES, I AM THE FUGITIVE ¶ 1205 01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:27,989 ¶ YOU KNOW I'LL TRY FOR DEAD ¶ 1206 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:30,025 ¶ WAKE UP ¶ 1207 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:32,027 ¶ I KNOW YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M BLOWING DOPE ¶ 1208 01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:33,662 ¶ IN SCHOOL ZONES I'M TOO GROWN ¶ 1209 01:05:33,664 --> 01:05:34,996 ¶ CAN'T YOU TELL? ¶ 1210 01:05:34,998 --> 01:05:36,531 ¶ WAKE UP ¶ 1211 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:39,000 ¶ I KNOW YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ¶ 1212 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:40,635 ¶ AND THEN VOTE, TURN... ¶ 1213 01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,270 ¶ CAN'T YOU TELL? ¶ 1214 01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,373 ¶ CAN'T YOU TELL? ¶ 1215 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:48,643 ¶ CAN'T YOU TELL? ¶ 1216 01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:50,345 ¶ IS IT 'CAUSE OF HOW WE DID THIS? ¶ 1217 01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:53,214 ¶ YEAH, WAITING FOR WEEKEND, EARN THE WAGES ¶ 1218 01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:56,251 ¶ AND 'CAUSE OF HOW I FIT MY HOOD AND A TURN OF PHRASE ¶ 1219 01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:59,554 ¶ IS IT 'CAUSE MY NIGGAS KNOW THIS WORLD'S A PERFECT CAGE? ¶ 1220 01:05:59,556 --> 01:06:01,156 ¶ I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU GET IT... ¶ 1221 01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:03,525 [MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS] 1222 01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:06,361 [PANTING] 1223 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:11,700 [PANTING STOPS] 1224 01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:20,375 [GROWLS] 1225 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:26,614 [SNARLS, GROWLING] 1226 01:06:55,579 --> 01:07:00,081 [MUSIC RESUMES] 1227 01:07:05,288 --> 01:07:06,454 ¶ CAN'T YOU TELL? ¶ 1228 01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:08,423 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1229 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:21,302 DO YOU THINK THE WOLF IS GONNA EAT US? 1230 01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:23,805 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD CLOSE OUR EYES, DAVID. 1231 01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:25,640 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1232 01:07:29,312 --> 01:07:31,446 I THINK I KNOW WHY FRANKIE LEFT ME. 1233 01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:40,321 IF WE MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, 1234 01:07:40,323 --> 01:07:42,490 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY PRIORITIES. 1235 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,192 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE. 1236 01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:54,269 I DROPPED YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE. 1237 01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:02,210 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1238 01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:41,883 OH. GOOD MORNING, DAVID. 1239 01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:43,384 GOOD NEWS. 1240 01:08:43,386 --> 01:08:45,286 WE DID NOT GET EATEN LAST NIGHT. 1241 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:49,657 SUCK IT, WOLF! 1242 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,493 [GROANS] 1243 01:08:51,495 --> 01:08:52,660 LET'S GO FIND THAT LODGE. 1244 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,564 AW, MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY. 1245 01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:59,901 HUNGRY LIKE A-- A WOLF, ACTUALLY. 1246 01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:03,404 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1247 01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:05,273 [DAVID NARRATING] "GREAT JOY IN THE PARTY. 1248 01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:09,277 WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE CONTINENT. 1249 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,412 TO MY DEAR FRIEND MERIWETHER, 1250 01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:14,782 NO MAN EXISTS WITH WHOM I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO ENDURE 1251 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:16,885 SUCH A JOURNEY. 1252 01:09:16,887 --> 01:09:19,888 NOW LET US ENJOY THIS CELEBRATED DAY." 1253 01:09:23,293 --> 01:09:24,459 [FLULA] WOW, DAVID. 1254 01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,461 IT LOOKS LIKE A ROBOTS HELMET. 1255 01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:27,829 [DAVID] YEAH, IT'S QUITE MODERN, ISN'T IT? 1256 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:30,498 DAVID, ARE YOU READY FOR ALL THE SNACKS? 1257 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,866 I'M READY FOR 'EM. GIVE 'EM TO ME. 1258 01:09:31,868 --> 01:09:33,268 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE. 1259 01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:34,402 OH, THEY GOT EVERYTHING. 1260 01:09:34,404 --> 01:09:35,570 -STEAK? -YES. 1261 01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:37,405 -FRIES THAT ARE FRENCH? -YES. 1262 01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:38,940 -CROISSANTS? -OH, I KNOW THEY GOT CROISSANTS. 1263 01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,808 -CABBAGE? -NO, I DON'T WANT THOSE. 1264 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,544 WELL, I'LL EAT YOUR CABBAGE. 1265 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:45,446 GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO BIG PINEY. 1266 01:09:45,448 --> 01:09:47,849 -BOTH: THANK YOU. -SAW YOU COMING UP THE WALK. 1267 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:50,785 -IS ONE OF YOU DAVID? -YEAH, THAT'S ME. 1268 01:09:50,787 --> 01:09:54,189 YOUR AGENT'S BEEN CALLING QUITE A BIT, AND, UH, 1269 01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:55,523 HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS NOTE. 1270 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:58,326 SOMETHING ABOUT LEWIS AND CLARK. 1271 01:09:58,328 --> 01:10:00,662 [DAVID] WOW, AWESOME, UH, A QUICK QUESTION. 1272 01:10:00,664 --> 01:10:02,397 SIR, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO BRING A COT 1273 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:04,933 -INTO OUR ROOM? -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 1274 01:10:04,935 --> 01:10:07,368 -WE'LL HAVE ONE BROUGHT UP RIGHT AWAY. -[DAVID] YOU HEAR THAT, FLULA? 1275 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,704 NOBODY'S CUTTING ANY BEDS IN HALF TONIGHT. 1276 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,239 OKAY, GO ON IN. 1277 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:13,608 BREAKFAST IS READY, HOT COFFEE IS READY. 1278 01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,643 -ALL SET FOR YOU GUYS. -SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 1279 01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:17,979 HAVE A GREAT STAY. 1280 01:10:17,981 --> 01:10:20,582 AH, STOP AND LOOK AT ME, DAVID. 1281 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:23,351 -IS THERE A PROBLEM? -I JUST REMEMBERED. 1282 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:26,588 -I'M ALLERGIC TO COTS. -YOU'RE NOT COMING? 1283 01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:29,757 I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP ON HIKING, DAVID. 1284 01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:32,560 COME ON, THIS DIRECTION LOOKS LIKE A FUN PLACE. 1285 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:35,863 WE'RE JUST NOW LEARNING HOW TO SURVIVE WOLF ATTACKS. 1286 01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:37,865 I JUST WANT A HOT SHOWER. YOU GET IT. 1287 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,567 NO, NO, YOU DON'T-- 1288 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,904 THIS PLACE LOOKS DIRTY, HAS VERY LOW REVIEWS ON "YELP." 1289 01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,639 LET'S GO HERE AND HIKE AND HIKE AND HIKE. 1290 01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:46,608 I GOTTA GET SOME FOOD. 1291 01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:55,383 HI, FRANKIE. 1292 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,018 OH, LOOK AT THAT FOG. 1293 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:59,520 IT-- IT BADLY NEEDS TO BE RECORDED. 1294 01:10:59,522 --> 01:11:00,688 RIGHT AWAY. 1295 01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:09,864 I TEXTED YOU, BUT I NEVER HEARD BACK. 1296 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:11,532 I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU I'D BE HERE. 1297 01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:13,735 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME? 1298 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,637 YEAH. 1299 01:11:15,639 --> 01:11:16,871 WHY? 1300 01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:18,706 NOTHING. 1301 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:21,542 JUST I-- 1302 01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:24,279 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1303 01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:26,981 LISTEN, I'M-- I'M SORRY. 1304 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,784 I WASN'T READY TO GET MARRIED. 1305 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:31,886 I-- I JUST... 1306 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:35,056 I WISH I HAD DONE IT A LOT EARLIER. 1307 01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:38,960 I COULD'VE SAVED BOTH OF US A LOT OF HEARTACHE. 1308 01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:43,598 BUT I'M GLAD YOU WENT ON THE HONEYMOON. 1309 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,733 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 1310 01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:47,435 YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, ACTUALLY, 1311 01:11:47,437 --> 01:11:50,405 BUT YOU LOOK HAPPY. 1312 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:56,511 SO, HOW WAS HIKING WITH FLULA? 1313 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,047 IT WAS INTERESTING. 1314 01:11:59,049 --> 01:12:01,582 HE IS A, UH... 1315 01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:02,784 [BLOWING] 1316 01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,886 HUMAN PUZZLE. 1317 01:12:04,888 --> 01:12:06,821 [FRANKIE] WHAT IS HE DOING? 1318 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,856 [DAVID] HE'S A RECORDING A SONG. 1319 01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:13,461 AND IT'S EITHER GOING TO BE THE GREATEST GERMAN WORK SINCE WAGNER, 1320 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:16,931 OR IT'S GOING TO SET ALL OF HUMANITY BACK 100 YEARS. 1321 01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:18,366 [LAUGHS] 1322 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,603 [DAVID] IT'S BEEN QUITE A HONEYMOON. 1323 01:12:22,605 --> 01:12:25,506 HOW DID-- DID YOU HIKE HERE? 1324 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,675 -NO, I DROVE. -ALL THE WAY? 1325 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,911 -YEAH, TOOK 20 MINUTES. -WOW. YEAH. 1326 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:31,512 WE SHOULDA DROVE. 1327 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:34,716 WHAT'S IN THE NOTE? 1328 01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:38,052 OH, UM, THIS WAS FROM MY AGENT. 1329 01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:41,022 IT'S ABOUT THE "LEWIS AND CLARK" MOVIE. 1330 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,124 REMEMBER THAT? 1331 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:44,726 I'M NOT GONNA OPEN IT, THOUGH. 1332 01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:49,831 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA START FOCUSING MORE 1333 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:51,833 ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME. 1334 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:04,112 GOOD LUCK, DAVID AND FRANKIE. 1335 01:13:22,432 --> 01:13:23,898 [NO AUDIO] 1336 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,635 HEY, FLULA. 1337 01:14:01,704 --> 01:14:03,204 -HEY. -HEY. 1338 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:05,740 HEY, I JUST NOTICED YOU WERE TAKING OFF, 1339 01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,442 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS WAS FUN. 1340 01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,043 YEAH, I FIGURED YOU WANT TO, 1341 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,912 YOU KNOW, FIGURE THINGS OUT WITH FRANKIE, SO. 1342 01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:14,882 YEAH, I'M GONNA STICK BACK WITH FRANKIE. 1343 01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:17,051 BUT, HEY, MAN, IT WAS A GREAT TRIP. 1344 01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:18,886 IT'S NOT FINISHED. I'M-- I'M GONNA FINISH IT. 1345 01:14:18,888 --> 01:14:20,087 SO... 1346 01:14:21,724 --> 01:14:23,191 -HEY. -YEAH. 1347 01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:29,564 SEE YOU. 1348 01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:32,467 DUDE. 1349 01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:36,637 YOU REALLY THINK I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS TRIP WITH YOU? 1350 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:39,073 -WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY? -DAVID. 1351 01:14:39,075 --> 01:14:40,708 I'M A LITTLE INSULTED. 1352 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:43,144 LOOK, THE FRANKIE STUFF WILL FIGURE ITSELF LATER. 1353 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:46,080 -YOU GOT ME. -WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD. 1354 01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:47,648 NOW IT'S MY TURN. YOU KNOW THIS, RIGHT? 1355 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,951 WELL, TRIP'S OVER. WE'RE EVEN. 1356 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,586 -THAT'S IT. -OKAY, DAVID, NO PROBLEM. 1357 01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:53,554 -FINGERS CROSSED. -[DAVID EXHALES] 1358 01:14:53,556 --> 01:14:55,690 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO SAY 1359 01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:57,558 "FINGERS CROSSED" WHEN YOU LIE. 1360 01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,027 UNDERSTOOD, DAVID. FINGERS CROSSED. 1361 01:15:00,029 --> 01:15:02,096 HEY, DID YOU GET ENOUGH SOUNDS FOR YOUR SONG? 1362 01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:03,664 OH, YES, DAVID, IT'S GOING TO BE 1363 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,700 THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIMES. 1364 01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:10,004 IT'S CALLED "HONEYBUDDIES FOREVER, SUPERMAN NEVER" 1365 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:11,772 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF SUPERMAN'S BLATANT 1366 01:15:11,774 --> 01:15:13,641 HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, OF COURSE. 1367 01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:16,777 DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT LOIS LANE AND SUPERMAN 1368 01:15:16,779 --> 01:15:18,246 WERE THE ONES WHO EXPLORED THIS AREA? 1369 01:15:18,248 --> 01:15:19,981 WHAT-- DOES HE-- WHAT I DON'T GET 1370 01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:23,251 IS WHY SUPERMAN AND LOIS HAD TO TAKE CANOES AT ALL. 1371 01:15:23,253 --> 01:15:25,086 -YOU KNOW? -UH... 1372 01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:27,889 [FLULA] COULDN'T SUPERMAN JUST CARRY LOIS IN HIS ARMS 1373 01:15:27,891 --> 01:15:30,124 AND FLY AROUND THESE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS, 1374 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:31,659 AND THEN TELL PRESIDENT TRAVESTON 1375 01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:33,694 AND LEX LUTHOR ABOUT IT WHEN HE GOT BACK? 1376 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:35,530 SEEMS LOGICAL TO ME. 1377 01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,865 [DAVID] YOU ARE RAISING QUESTIONS THAT I PROMISE YOU 1378 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,634 HISTORIANS HAVE NEVER ASKED. 1379 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:41,035 [FLULA] THANK YOU. 1380 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,004 ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU, DAVID. 1381 01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,006 DO YOU-- DO YOU SEE THAT WHITE FURRY, DOG-LIKE CREATURE 1382 01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:46,541 -RUNNING TOWARDS US? -[SNARLING] 1383 01:15:46,543 --> 01:15:48,209 IT'S 30 METERS. NO, IT'S 20 METERS. 1384 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:49,911 IT'S LIKE TEN METERS AWAY... WAIT-- AH! 1385 01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:51,145 [DAVID] UH... 1386 01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,580 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1387 01:15:52,582 --> 01:15:53,915 HONEYBUDDY, YEAH! 1388 01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:01,722 YEAH! BOOM! 1389 01:16:08,631 --> 01:16:09,730 [GROWLS] 1390 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,147 -HONEYBUDDIES. -[GROWLS] 1391 01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:27,848 -DO THAT AGAIN. -[TAPPING] 1392 01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:29,717 -NO, BACK, BACK. -WHAT? 1393 01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:31,886 BACK-- SHH! [TAPS]-- DO THAT AGAIN. [TAPS TO BEAT] NO. 1394 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:33,187 -WHAT? -BACK, BACK. 1395 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:35,056 -WHAT? -BACK-- SHH!-- DO THAT AGAIN. 1396 01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:36,924 -NO, BACK, BACK. -WHAT? WHAT? 1397 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,893 -BACK-- SHH! DO THAT AGAIN. -[MUSIC PLAYING] 1398 01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:41,596 NO-- BACK, BACK. JUST GO FASTER. 1399 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:44,365 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1400 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:50,037 JUST GO FASTER. 1401 01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:51,272 YEAH! 1402 01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:56,711 -WHAT IS HAPPENING? -SHH! 1403 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:13,894 [DAVID NARRATING TO MUSIC] "WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE 1404 01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:15,396 A COUNTRY 1405 01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:19,667 ON WHICH THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN HAS NEVER TROD. 1406 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:23,671 IT WAS ON THE SPOT WHERE I SAW A BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOLF 1407 01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:26,307 THE LARGEST WE HAD EVER SEEN. 1408 01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:30,911 BUT THIS BEAUTY SURELY ALLIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER. 1409 01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:33,247 I AM NO COWARD, BUT I FEAR THAT ALL WILL NOT 1410 01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:34,982 MAKE IT ACROSS THIS CONTINENT." 1411 01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:37,785 JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, 1412 01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:40,388 JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, 1413 01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:43,257 -JUST GO-- -[MAN] DANGER. DANGER. 1414 01:17:43,259 --> 01:17:45,259 -DANGER. DANGER. -[GROWLS] 1415 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:48,763 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. 1416 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:50,297 -[GROWLS] -DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. 1417 01:17:50,299 --> 01:17:52,166 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER-- 1418 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:57,004 -[GROWLS] -[MUSIC SKIPPING] 1419 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,973 [DAVID, FLULA] HONEYBUDDIES, YEAH! 1420 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:31,238 -TOGETHER: HONEYBUDDIES. -[GROWLS]