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Hey, 609'-!
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I caught us some dinner!
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Pancakes?
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Aah!
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Pancakes!
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Now, you're gonna love it.
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There's no professors,
there's no papers,
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there's just peace and relaxation,
the entire time.
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And relentless pounding
for, like, six clays.
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Gross. And beer!
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Don't forget about the beer.
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And how can we forget about beer
with you in the car?
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Rise and shine!
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Aah, such an asshole.
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I gave up two weeks
in Belize for this?
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Oh, come on.
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You're gonna like it.
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The cabin's gonna be great.
You're gonna love it.
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Mm-hm.
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Cree PY-
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Hey, there, little man.
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Dammit!
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'God!
'Oh!
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The hell's goin' on out here?
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Dennis!
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Goddammit! What'd I tell you
about biting city folk?
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Hey, it's not his fault.
Take it easy on him.
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Take it easy?
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Don't you tell me
how to raise my boy, boy.
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Dennis isn't like
the other children.
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Everybody knows
you don't talk to 'em.
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Maybe you should make a sign,
for the rest of us.
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Come on, get outta here.
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There's a hose around back,
you wanna wash that hand up.
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It's the best I can offer.
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- Paul, you okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
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Hey, "Deliverance"!
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Think it's smart
leaving your kid out here
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knowing he's a danger to people?
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What are you trying
to say exactly?
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What I'm saying is...
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that such an incident
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were to result in a lawsuit,
you may be held liable.
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We don't know nothin'
about that around here.
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Come on, Tommy.
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Peace and relaxation, remember?
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God.
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What just happened?
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Aah, shit.
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Freakin' hillbilly vampires.
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I'd be careful with that.
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What is it?
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This is... fox piss.
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You'd even drop that on ya,
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you'll have every animal in the county
wanting to hump your leg.
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Hmm.
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You should get some of that
for your mom.
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna go get the beer.
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You kids here on vacation
or you just passin' through?
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Vacation.
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Ah. Well.
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I hope you enjoy our little slice
of heaven as much as we do.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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I'll be fine.
Just, just kids.
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Uh, I have a first-aid kit in the car.
I'll grab it.
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Thanks.
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Uh, seeing
as you're such a fine group,
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I feel it's my...
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...civic duty to warn ya.
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Be careful out there.
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Especially...
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...you go hiking in those woods?
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What's in the woods?
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Bad stuff.
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It's nothing we can't handle.
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I'm sure.
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Lyme Disease
is pretty bad in these parts.
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All I can say is check for ticks.
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Why? What happened?
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Few hikers
got real sick last week.
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Uh, doctors took care of 'em,
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I guess.
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What do you mean, uh,
what do you mean you guess?
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Hey, hey!
Hey, hey! HEY!
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What?
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You wanna give me
one good reason
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why you'd steal a Snicker's bar?
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Huh?
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Would you believe me
if I told you it was for the nougat?
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The nouga-what now?
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Never mind.
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Look, I'm sorry. Really.
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Seriously, I, sometimes I just
take things, I don't know why.
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Get the hell outta here!
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Yeah, okay.
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Goes for the rest of you, as well.
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Get outta here,
before I call the sheriff.
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What?
It was an accident.
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An accident?
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Hey, listen to this.
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"Welcome and enjoy your stay.
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Real remote mountain getaways.
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If you're looking for fun,
you've come to the wrong place."
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I think w- we'll have fun.
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Wow, this place is amazing.
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Your mom really hooked this up,
except, uh, I can't find the TV...
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You coming?
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I'm not getting any bars.
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Um...
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So no phone, and I'm...
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guessing no Internet there.
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Whoa, wa-wa-whoa-oh-oh.
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No internet?
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No weed.
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No GTA V, no Black Ops II,
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no Stimpy, no Minecraft, no...
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weed?
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You mentioned weed twice.
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Yeah, I know. On purpose.
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What, we're talking a whole week
here, there's no way.
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Dude, my clan needs me.
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Just think of this as gamer rehab,
you'll get over it.
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But I don't wanna go
to gamer rehab.
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You brought a gun?
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Okay, firstly, it's not a gun.
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It's a rifle.
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More specifically,
an assault... rifle.
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Second, we're in the woods,
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so... I thought I'd practice
my survival skills.
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Don't you think
that's a little overkill?
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No.
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Fully upgraded.
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Barely legal.
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I won't even go into the tech specs
on this beast
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'cause you couldn't handle it.
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You're gonna accidentally shoot
one of us.
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Never happen.
I have years of training.
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Video games don't count.
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Will you just be careful
with that thing?
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Okay, will you relax?
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I am perfectly responsible.
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Jesus, dude.
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My bad. My bad.
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Just keep that thing
away from me.
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Cool.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Epic.
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I'm about to go HAM
on some indigenous species.
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What happened to no signal?
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I can still post stuff.
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It'll upload,
it'll just take longer.
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You could just put that down
and enjoy this.
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So, Karen...
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...how long have we
known each other for?
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That's a weird question.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know,
I was just thinkin'.
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Just thinkin'?
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Um...
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...gosh, I don't know.
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4th grade?
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That's a long time.
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It's a long time.
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I find it strange, find it strange
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That you're wandering in this place
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We gonna go swimming?
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I thought it'd change
Thought it'd change
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But the more it stays the same
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I'll race you to the island!
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Some things are made
Yeah, they're made
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To never separate
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Have I
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...cars... I need everything
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Those clothes
I need everything
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Flat kicks
I need everything
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Them hoes
I need everything
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Yo bitch
I need everything
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That gold
I need everything
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That work
I need everything
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That dough
I need everything
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You know Toby Brown?
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Yeah.
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Greasy Toby,
the guy with the 0CD?
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Yeah. That and ADD.
186
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He tried to kiss me.
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He did?
188
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,717
Mm-hm.
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Two days ago.
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00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,137
It's weird, it's like...
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...this family friend
I've had for 12 years.
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Just... he put his hands on my face
and tongue down my throat,
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and it was, was gross,
it was just bad.
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00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:26,570
What, was it... gross because
you'd known him for so long or...
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because he's gross?
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Mmm... it was definitely him.
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You know, like,
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sometimes you've known someone
a really long time,
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and you just wanna kiss 'em just
to see if they're a good kisser?
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00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,677
Yeah.
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00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,683
I don't think there's
anything wrong with that.
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00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,365
Where are you going?
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00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,534
Swimming.
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Thought we were kissing!
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We were.
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00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,566
Oh, shit.
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00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,366
Janny, I'm coming up
on your seven.
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Fraggo!
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00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,120
Poof!
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00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,288
Aah!
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00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,248
I think I just got a team killed
to save you guys.
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00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,541
It's all good, move it up!
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00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,214
Ninja3609...
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00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,592
...do you copy?
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00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,135
Agent36?
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00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,470
Shit, they got him.
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00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,437
Shit, of course, now it's on.
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00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,608
Whoo!
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00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,818
God, that smells good.
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00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,070
Aah!
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00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,824
Oh, no! Oh, no.
222
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:41,830
Oh, no.
223
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,582
You shot me!
224
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,958
No fucking way!
225
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,084
Oh, my God, I'm sorry, man.
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00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,377
I am so sorry!
227
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,256
Help me!
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00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,924
Okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Don't come near me, man, okay?
Stay back.
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- Help me!
- Okay, okay, stay back.
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''HEY, Stay back!
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I said, stay back!
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00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,602
I said, stay back!
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00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,896
I'll get you some help,
just stay there!
235
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,648
Please!
236
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,943
Holy shit.
237
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,612
Fuck.
238
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,158
Help me!
239
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,244
Help me!
240
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,887
Oh, my God.
241
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,141
The... fuck?
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00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:53,819
Bert.
243
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,487
Hey.
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00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,699
Bert, come here.
Come here.
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00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,033
Holy shit.
246
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,535
What are you doin'?
247
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,370
What, were you trying
to burn the whole place down?
248
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,914
What's wrong with you?
249
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,083
What are you?
Smokey the Clown?
250
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,294
You mean Smokey the Bear?
251
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,296
Seriously, though,
how old are you?
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00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,464
We can't leave you alone
for five minutes
253
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,174
without you burning the place down?
254
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:17,926
And he brought a gun.
255
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,970
Great, so,
what were you shooting at?
256
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,347
Squirrels.
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00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,975
Shootin' some squirrels.
258
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,396
- Okay.
- What is wrong with him?
259
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,773
Video game
withdrawals maybe.
260
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,037
What are you gonna roast
on that thing?
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00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,415
Squirrel, if we can get one.
262
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583
I'm a vegetarian.
263
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,590
So, Paul, tell your story.
264
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,635
No, no, man, it's...
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00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,929
It's too traumatic.
I don't want to talk about it.
266
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,681
I like traumatic stories.
267
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,517
I mean, not about me,
but... in general.
268
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,102
Plus, trauma bonds people,
269
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,104
so you can totally
talk to us about it.
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00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,023
Trauma bonds the people
who experience it,
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00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,065
not the people
that you tell the story--
272
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:17,027
- Just tell the story!
- Fine. Fine.
273
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,450
We used to go to this...
274
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,535
bowling alley...
275
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,163
Lenny Meads Brighton Bowl,
you remember it?
276
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,207
It's in Brighton, right?
277
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,751
Yeah, that's why it's called
"Brighton Bowl".
278
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,587
Okay, GUYS-
279
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,089
Anyway, every weekend
I would go there
280
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,134
either with my dad or for a birthday
party or whatever.
281
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,221
Well, one weekend I asked my dad
if we were going.
282
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,890
He said, no.
He said the alley was closed.
283
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:51,853
Apparently, some
disgruntled employee
284
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:54,314
was holding all the other
employees at gunpoint.
285
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,443
The police said
that he tied each hostage
286
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,571
to a chair and arranged them
in a circle.
287
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:05,450
That way everyone was forced
to look at one another.
288
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,453
Then after that they've been
gagged and beaten,
289
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,872
this maniac breaks out
a ball-peen hammer,
290
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,458
and one by one...
291
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,420
...smashes in the back
of their heads.
292
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,592
Can you imagine dying like that?
293
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,178
Just watching
all of your friends dying,
294
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,596
knowing you're next?
295
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,556
I can't.
296
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,641
That's not all.
297
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:32,185
This guy doesn't stop,
he breaks out the fire axe.
298
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,396
The alarm sounds,
but he doesn't care.
299
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:38,108
He hacks off all their limbs,
dismembers them completely.
300
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,901
When the police arrived...
301
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,445
they just found six bloody torsos
302
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:45,448
tied to those colored
bowling chairs, remember?
303
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,576
Blood everywhere.
304
00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:49,619
No sign of the killer, though.
305
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,162
Poof.
306
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,499
And that was your childhood
playground?
307
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,420
Yeah.
308
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,923
True story.
309
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,679
Oh, my God, you were lying?
310
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,431
No, it's true.
You can look it up.
311
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,475
- You fuckers.
- It's not a funny story.
312
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:13,935
It's Jeff's face
that's making me laugh.
313
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:15,812
Oh, shit!
314
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,731
Where the fuck
did you come from?
315
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,360
- You spyin' on us?
- No, not at all.
316
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,488
Just saw your campfire.
317
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:30,160
I was out on a midnight hike,
I thought I'd come and say hello.
318
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,203
I haven't seen anybody up here
in a week.
319
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,747
Um, can you do something about--
320
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:36,249
Dr. Mambo.
His name's Dr. Mambo.
321
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,501
At least, that's what I call him.
322
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,628
He seems to like it.
323
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,464
Psychiatrist or pediatrician?
324
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,841
Little of both, I guess.
325
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,384
What are you doing out here?
326
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,137
Same thing you guys are.
327
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,765
Enjoying nature.
328
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,893
Some of the best free climbing
is right here in this valley.
329
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,811
Yeah, I hate heights.
330
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,023
It's definitely not for everybody.
331
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,651
So you don't mind if I sit here
and chill out with you guys
332
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:03,902
for a bit, do you?
333
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,738
Actually we're having
a... private conversation,
334
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:07,822
so if you don't mind...
335
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:11,034
No worries. I get it.
336
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,621
I guess I'll just take
this big bag of weed
337
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,081
and smoke it all by myself.
338
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,958
- Oh, hey."
"NO, no, no!
339
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,042
- Sit down.
- Sit down. What are you...?
340
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,711
- Are you sure?
- Hey, no...
341
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,546
I'm so sorry.
What's your name?
342
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,756
Connor.
343
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,008
But you can call me Grim.
344
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:28,969
Grim, like, uh, Grimace or...?
345
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:29,970
No.
346
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,641
Just Grim.
347
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,812
Like Death...
348
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,897
Like the Grim Reaper.
349
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,859
I figure I'm gonna die
up in these mountains anyways,
350
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,277
so-I-
351
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:48,780
I don't know...
352
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,242
Just a nickname.
I didn't pick it.
353
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:03,211
I just came up here
from Berkeley.
354
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,006
Now, that's a party town.
355
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,427
- Karen was just there.
- Oh, yeah?
356
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,721
Yeah.
357
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,849
Oh, my gosh,
I met these guys in...
358
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,767
They wouldn't let me drink
anything but beer
359
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,186
for, like, five clays, just solid.
360
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,815
I've done that.
361
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,734
I got drunk.
362
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,111
Actually, sounds
like a pretty cool idea.
363
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,364
- Only drinking beer.
- I could do it.
364
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,491
I don't know if you could.
365
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,202
If that is a challenge, sir,
then, I accept.
366
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:39,122
All right, fine, from here on out,
we'll only drink beer.
367
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,750
Deal.
368
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,880
Looks like rain
is headed our way.
369
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,091
It's gonna be a wet one.
370
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,595
Yeah. Party's over.
371
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,059
Why don't you, uh, come up
for a minute and hang out?
372
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:02,729
That's cool, but, uh,
I gotta get back to my tent.
373
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:03,980
I left all my gear out,
374
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,609
and if it gets wet,
that's $4,000 destroyed.
375
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:09,527
How far is your campsite?
376
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:12,906
It's about 20 minutes,
give or take,
377
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,949
but, uh, I can come back.
378
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:16,201
Can you bring the weed?
379
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:17,786
Absolutely.
380
00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:20,830
All right, Dr. Mambo.
Let's hit it.
381
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,422
-[ Chuckling 1
- Huh?
382
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:30,882
That was pretty weird.
383
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,258
He was okay.
384
00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,682
So how did you do it?
385
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:44,187
What do you mean, "how"?
386
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:47,190
It... It was...
387
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:51,361
Okay, I had different settings, like...
388
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:55,073
pulse, power, stream,
389
00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,743
all different kinds of speeds,
and, uh...
390
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,496
that was on this length of hose
that I could reach
391
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:02,831
when I lay down in the tub.
392
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,210
Wait, did you come every time?
393
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,964
Absolutely.
394
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,382
Yeah.
395
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:14,092
Imagine my disappointment
the first time I had sex.
396
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:17,971
Tell me about it.
397
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,556
What's that supposed to mean?
398
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,267
Wait, I have a better story
than that.
399
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,977
Nah, bullshit, you do.
400
00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,938
Nothing beats stories about Karen
and her parents' shower massage.
401
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:27,939
Thank you.
402
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,442
Ah, it must be the weed guy.
403
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,778
Okay. All right.
404
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,823
Oye, Grimace, we're comin'.
405
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,576
- It's Grim.
- Yup, whatever.
406
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,247
- Help me. Help me, please.
- Oh, my God.
407
00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:45,665
I'm burnin'.
408
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,417
Help me.
409
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,670
I need a doctor.
410
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,630
Uh, ge-- get him a blanket.
411
00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:54,174
Oh, shit!
412
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,760
You...
413
00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:00,096
It's you!
414
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,514
No, I10, I10, no, no!
415
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,475
N9, n9, no, no way...
416
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:06,436
I'm letting
that contagious freak in.
417
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:09,272
No, no, Bert, he's sick,
and he needs help, okay?
418
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,524
What? No, look at him.
419
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,943
I mean, he's got something.
He's got something bad.
420
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:16,446
But we need to call him a doctor
or call someone.
421
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:18,198
Okay, no, no, no,
we don't have any reception.
422
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:22,118
Oh, shit.
That freak is going to the car.
423
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,328
What?
424
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:24,579
Oh, wait, what?
What's he doing? What?
425
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:27,415
- Oh, fuck!
- Oh, my God.
426
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:32,003
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey!
427
00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:33,796
Hey! Get the fuck out!
428
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,298
Hey, get the fuck out
of the car!
429
00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:36,966
Get the fuck out of the car!
430
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,885
Hey! Hey! Hey!
431
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,222
Oh, what the fuck!
432
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,264
He's melting...
433
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:44,557
Paul, come here and get him.
434
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:47,852
- Paul!
- Hey, hey, hey.
435
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:52,523
- Hey!
'HEY, freeze!
436
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:54,609
Look at me!
Look at the guy with the gun!
437
00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:55,985
Hey, get out of the car!
438
00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:59,155
No! Shoot the crazy guy,
not the car!
439
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,574
Jeff, do something!
440
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,327
No, no, stay back!
Stay back!
441
00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:07,997
Get the fuck...!
442
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,168
Go!
443
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,673
Oh! my GOG"
444
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,676
Help me.
445
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:55,586
Look...
446
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,756
What were we gonna do?
447
00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,301
I mean, this guy,
he gets in the car,
448
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:02,844
he gets this shit
all over the inside of the car,
449
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,138
he comes at us...
450
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,473
I don't want him to touch me.
451
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,851
I don't want him
to touch any of us.
452
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,565
It was self-defense.
453
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:21,904
And... it's raining,
so... it probably put him out.
454
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:29,078
This is some serious real shit.
455
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,205
Yeah, or worse.
456
00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:34,459
I mean, it looked like something
was eating his skin...
457
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,378
...like biohazard style.
458
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,214
Like quarantine.
459
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,842
I think we should tell the police
it wasn't our fault.
460
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,971
We should tell them... now.
461
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:49,640
We have-- we have to go
tell them right now. Please.
462
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,144
That's where reality comes in.
We can't.
463
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:56,147
I'm not about to ride in that car
with that dude's blood all over it.
464
00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,484
Come on.
465
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:04,405
Tomorrow we can clean it up,
fix the tire,
466
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:09,077
whatever else is wrong with it,
and report the accident.
467
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,872
The keyword here is "accident".
468
00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:16,542
That guy's skin...
469
00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:20,546
Holy shit.
470
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,051
What's the plan?
471
00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:10,847
Divide and conquer.
472
00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:14,100
You better leave me the rifle.
473
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,770
He's right.
474
00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:19,689
What? Wait a second.
475
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,150
I'm not the one
who went ballistic last night.
476
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,568
What's that supposed to mean?
477
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:24,735
It means...
478
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,155
you raged out of control,
that's what.
479
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:28,781
Well, that's fucked up.
480
00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,491
No, what's fucked up is you
beating the shit out of my car
481
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:31,534
with your fuckin' bat.
482
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:34,078
What about Captain Jack-off
over here with the assault rifle,
483
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:35,037
you forget about him?
484
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,290
All right, look,
we all fucked up the car.
485
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:40,918
You guys just gonna keep arguing
or maybe do somethin' about it?
486
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,131
- Where you going?
- To get help.
487
00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:52,680
She's right.
488
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:03,084
I brought you some water.
489
00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:11,425
- Jeff and Bert have--
- I know.
490
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,470
I know you know it.
491
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:15,930
Look, last night, we--
492
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:19,392
Paul, somebody came to our door
and asked for help,
493
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,936
and we lit him on fire... okay?
494
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:24,355
He could be anywhere out there,
and I just wanna go home.
495
00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:26,732
Karen, it wasn't our fault.
496
00:34:27,358 --> 00:34:29,193
We didn't mean to do it.
Everything happened so fast.
497
00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:30,194
It was an accident.
498
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,320
Was it?
499
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:36,325
I don't know about you,
but every time I close my eyes,
500
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:39,161
I see him burning,
I can see him screaming,
501
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:42,540
and his skin crackling,
and the smell of his burning hair.
502
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,834
You saw him when he came
to the door last night.
503
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:47,169
He was very sick.
He was going to die anyway.
504
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:49,297
You don't know that.
Oh, my God.
505
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,925
Look...
506
00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:57,722
Look, I can't change
what happened last night.
507
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,183
I wish I could, but I can't.
508
00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:05,855
But if we just work together,
we can fix this.
509
00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:10,359
Okay?
510
00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:12,737
- Okay.
- All right, then.
511
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,782
Better?
512
00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:19,785
Yeah.
513
00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:31,255
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
514
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:52,860
I feel like we're gonna get lost.
515
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,695
We're not gonna get lost.
516
00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:16,008
That place has gotta
have a phone.
517
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:19,220
Uh, yeah...
518
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,389
It looks kinda creepy.
519
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:24,642
Don't be a wuss.
Let's go check it out.
520
00:36:38,072 --> 00:36:39,949
Damn it!
521
00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:57,216
Goddamn, rotten!
522
00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:02,972
You see this?
523
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,724
You see this shit?
524
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:08,978
This is the third sick hog
this month!
525
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,565
You tell Marie I can't eat this!
526
00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:16,068
There's some goddamn animal
runnin' around here
527
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:17,486
infecting everything!
528
00:37:17,862 --> 00:37:21,866
Now, what am I supposed
to do with a sick hog, huh?
529
00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:22,992
Huh?
530
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,578
I'm not about to eat this meat!
Would you?
531
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:29,165
N-- no. No, I-- I--
I'm a vegetarian.
532
00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:31,375
That has nothin' to do with it
533
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:35,254
because you know
all this stuff is no good.
534
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:39,049
It's all sick.
It all has to go back.
535
00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:42,094
I want me a new hog.
536
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:46,932
Yeah, um, we just need
a mechanic,
537
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:47,933
and we're just wondering-
538
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,518
A mechanic?
539
00:37:50,561 --> 00:37:51,854
You're not gonna find one here.
540
00:37:51,854 --> 00:37:53,355
You got to go into town for that.
541
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:55,858
Uh, yeah, right.
542
00:37:55,858 --> 00:37:57,067
But that-- that's the, um...
543
00:37:57,067 --> 00:37:58,360
...the problem.
544
00:37:58,736 --> 00:38:01,947
Our car is busted,
so we can't... get into town.
545
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,324
We need someone
to take us to town
546
00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:04,784
to get a mechanic.
547
00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:08,746
I already been in town
already today. Sorry.
548
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:14,126
Uh, well, if you're going to town again,
can you let us know?
549
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,754
We're just stayin' at a cabin
a few miles down the road.
550
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,052
I'm sorry.
551
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,972
Of course, of course.
552
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:30,684
Heck, why didn't you just come
right out with it?
553
00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:34,021
Here I am,
prattlin' on about my hog,
554
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:37,858
and you just wanna find somebody
who's gonna find you a mechanic.
555
00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:41,654
Come on up to the house.
I got a radio inside.
556
00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:43,989
We'll call Ricky.
Uh, he's got a tow truck.
557
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:47,493
- That would be great.
- Yeah, great.
558
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:49,954
Thank you. Ricky...
559
00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:00,965
Sorry to bother you,
but we really appreciate this.
560
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,801
Some crazy guy came out
of the woods,
561
00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:07,304
just tryin' to trash our car
or break into it or somethin'.
562
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,098
Sounds terrible.
563
00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:10,683
Uh, you two want
somethin' to drink?
564
00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:13,811
- Oh, yeah.
- Yes, please, thank you.
565
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:17,481
Uh, you said this person
damaged your car?
566
00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:20,651
Yeah, it was this crazy hermit guy,
like, really dangerous.
567
00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:23,487
We just scared him off with bats
and everything.
568
00:39:23,487 --> 00:39:26,031
Crazy hermit guy?
I-- It wasn't Henry, was it?
569
00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:33,664
_Nah! '
570
00:39:33,664 --> 00:39:37,209
Uh, my Cousin Henry.
Uh, he knows better than that.
571
00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:39,503
Did you say you hit him
with bats?
572
00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:41,422
- No.
- No.
573
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:42,840
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
574
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,216
What he means is, uh, no.
575
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:46,719
It wasn't Henry.
It was our friend.
576
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,595
Walter.
577
00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:48,804
It was Walter.
Our friend... Walter.
578
00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:51,098
This crazy friend Walter.
He's... He was drunk.
579
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,641
Oh, that's not good.
580
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:55,227
Uh, y- you know what?
Let's forget the tow truck.
581
00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,187
It's turning into such
a nice clay. We'll just walk.
582
00:39:57,354 --> 00:39:58,981
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
we'll fix it ourselves.
583
00:39:58,981 --> 00:40:00,816
- Yeah.
- Are you sure?
584
00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:02,860
Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you so much.
585
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,986
Thank you, really.
586
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:06,572
Well, uh, suit yourselves, I-- I...
587
00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:11,368
Now, I can't believe
we burned Cousin Henry.
588
00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:13,579
I know.
589
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:49,531
Fuck.
Did you find anybody?
590
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:54,244
Nothing. Nobody's home.
591
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:57,164
Place is locked up pretty tight.
592
00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:01,001
Do you think the police
know about this yet?
593
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:02,795
1 doubt it.
594
00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:06,006
If they did, they'd be
at the cabin already.
595
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,279
Whoa, whoa!
Easy, easy.
596
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:32,116
Town boy, that's how people
get themselves shot around here.
597
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:40,958
Deputy Winston, Bunyan County
Sheriff's Department.
598
00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:41,959
What can I do for ya?
599
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,586
Eh, I'm just out here on patrol.
600
00:41:45,004 --> 00:41:46,213
It's my jurisdiction.
601
00:41:46,964 --> 00:41:50,092
I understand you guys had
a little commotion here last night.
602
00:41:50,092 --> 00:41:51,885
I was hopin' you could tell me
somethin' about that.
603
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,304
Sure, sure. Uh, some...
604
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:56,974
...guy tried to get
into our cabin.
605
00:41:56,974 --> 00:41:59,560
Uh, he was sick, really sick.
606
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,020
I don't know what kind
of disease he had,
607
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:02,813
but he was a mess, and...
608
00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:06,734
Yeah.
609
00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,485
I kinda have to report this.
610
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:12,072
My friends are out lookin'
for a neighbor right now,
611
00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:13,157
so we could call you.
612
00:42:13,157 --> 00:42:14,241
We don't have a phone up here.
613
00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:17,745
No, most people got radios.
That's what I got.
614
00:42:20,998 --> 00:42:25,377
It looks like you guys were having
some kinda party last night, huh?
615
00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:27,963
Yeah, you know,
w-- we were drinking,
616
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:29,798
and then this guy came along
and tried to...
617
00:42:30,049 --> 00:42:32,301
He tried to break into our cabin,
and, you know,
618
00:42:32,301 --> 00:42:33,761
uh, we had no choice,
but to get rough with him.
619
00:42:33,761 --> 00:42:35,262
- And we didn't know what to do.
- Stop talkin'.
620
00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:36,305
Yes.
621
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,100
Look, man, I already told you,
makin' a report.
622
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,311
That guy's not gonna come back
and bother you.
623
00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:46,023
I'll bet you scared him off
pretty good, huh?
624
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:48,150
Besides...
625
00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:51,820
I wouldn't let him ruin the fun.
626
00:42:56,992 --> 00:42:58,368
Thanks, 'cause...
627
00:42:59,453 --> 00:43:00,704
My friend's inside,
628
00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:02,414
and she's pretty upset
about the whole thing.
629
00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:05,000
She wants to go home.
630
00:43:05,209 --> 00:43:06,293
We all do.
631
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:09,713
Hmm, lady friend, huh?
632
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:13,675
I'll bet you like to party.
633
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:16,637
I bet you like to party
with the ladies.
634
00:43:17,012 --> 00:43:18,972
Paul?
635
00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:27,564
Hey. Is everything okay?
636
00:43:28,065 --> 00:43:30,567
Oh, hey there, sugar.
637
00:43:30,734 --> 00:43:34,071
Oh, everything is, uh,
it's just fine.
638
00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:37,616
Why don't you take
your pretty little self back inside,
639
00:43:37,950 --> 00:43:42,412
just relax, put your feet up,
and, uh, pop open another 40.
640
00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:45,165
- It's all good.
- Okay.
641
00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,835
Okay, then.
642
00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:58,178
Shit.
643
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,391
Now, that girl... is hot.
644
00:44:03,851 --> 00:44:06,645
If you're askin' me,
you gotta stay and party.
645
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:11,483
Well, you know, that's why
we came here in the first place.
646
00:44:11,984 --> 00:44:14,444
H, boy---
647
00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:19,158
...ain't this some kind
of wonderful... shit?
648
00:44:19,408 --> 00:44:23,370
I'd say that creep really did
a number on your Jeep here.
649
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:25,038
Do you think you can get
someone up here to fix it?
650
00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:27,958
'Course. I'm not an idiot.
651
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,627
I'll take care of you.
652
00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:32,713
I could probably have
someone here by, uh,
653
00:44:32,713 --> 00:44:35,090
I don't know,
tomorrow afternoon?
654
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:39,636
I want you to know
you're in my top priority...
655
00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,763
...'cause you're my party man...
656
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,516
...and this is party town.
657
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:47,477
We are are gonna party, right?
658
00:44:49,438 --> 00:44:50,480
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
659
00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:51,815
Yeah.
660
00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:54,026
You know how to find me?
661
00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:58,030
Dial 911?
662
00:44:58,906 --> 00:45:00,657
That's right.
663
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:03,660
Yeah, that's right.
664
00:45:04,411 --> 00:45:06,455
So take care of that little peach
in there.
665
00:45:07,164 --> 00:45:09,541
She sure looks sweet.
666
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:47,871
This is bullshit.
667
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,877
Oh, shit.
668
00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:57,005
So is she gonna report it
or not report it?
669
00:45:57,881 --> 00:45:59,591
I don't think she is.
670
00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:02,135
But she didn't make it sound
like we did anything wrong.
671
00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:04,721
She said she'll have a tow truck
up here by tomorrow.
672
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:07,432
Sounds...
673
00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:09,268
...weird.
674
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,811
It was.
675
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:14,815
How's Karen? Has she
come out of her room yet?
676
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:15,857
No, I think she's sleeping.
677
00:46:17,484 --> 00:46:19,152
Dude, I don't know
what's up with her,
678
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,738
but she wants to get out of here
as soon as possible.
679
00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:25,409
Well, that kinda screws up
your plan, doesn't it?
680
00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:27,953
What plan?
681
00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:31,248
Uh, the plan you're being
trying to execute since...
682
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,792
...what, eighth grade?
683
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:36,545
There's no plan.
684
00:46:37,421 --> 00:46:39,381
Not anymore.
685
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:41,800
All right.
686
00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:43,927
Well, she's a head case, anyway.
687
00:46:44,261 --> 00:46:45,929
All chicks are.
688
00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:48,098
What makes you say that?
689
00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:50,267
Look at her.
690
00:46:50,267 --> 00:46:52,019
I mean, you like her
'cause she's nice to you,
691
00:46:52,019 --> 00:46:54,396
and she likes you
'cause she can control you.
692
00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:56,189
Bert, don't move.
693
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:04,156
Man, it's that freak's dog.
694
00:47:04,781 --> 00:47:06,074
Hey, pooch.
695
00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:08,660
Hey, Mister Tango.
696
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,747
What the...?
697
00:47:12,122 --> 00:47:14,124
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't, don't piss it off.
698
00:47:14,124 --> 00:47:15,125
Should I hit it?
699
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:17,836
If you hit it,
you better hit it hard.
700
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:34,519
Where'd you learn
to shoot like that?
701
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,188
I have two brothers.
702
00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:39,191
Also, you're not
the only gamer here.
703
00:47:39,483 --> 00:47:41,443
Whoa, cool!
704
00:47:41,443 --> 00:47:42,569
What the fuck?
705
00:47:42,736 --> 00:47:44,154
Did you see how messed up
that dog was?
706
00:47:44,154 --> 00:47:44,946
Yeah.
707
00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:48,158
So where's Grim?
708
00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:50,952
Thank you.
709
00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:54,790
I'll tell you where he is.
710
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:59,503
He's out there rotting.
711
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,672
There's some shit in that woods.
712
00:48:03,215 --> 00:48:05,258
And cousin Henry's
spreading it around.
713
00:48:05,425 --> 00:48:07,052
And I'm not waiting
for the deputy to get back.
714
00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:08,720
I say, we leave right now.
715
00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:10,931
Shouldn't we maybe mention
on the way out
716
00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:12,265
that we burned someone alive?
717
00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:13,433
- Yes.
- No.
718
00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,851
Jeff.
719
00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:21,316
Fine.
720
00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:23,193
Fuck it.
721
00:48:23,193 --> 00:48:25,737
We'll tell 'em some sick guy came by,
so we set him on fire.
722
00:48:26,029 --> 00:48:27,197
They'll figure it out.
723
00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:29,282
The deputy knows
something happened.
724
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:31,410
We're the only outsiders here.
725
00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:33,120
They'll trace it back to us.
726
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,122
I feel really nauseous.
727
00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:46,341
Karen.
728
00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:55,267
How soon can you
get us out of here?
729
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,700
_l-ley-
_l-leY-
730
00:49:12,033 --> 00:49:13,535
Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
731
00:49:13,535 --> 00:49:14,703
It's okay.
732
00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:16,913
Are you hungry?
733
00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:18,373
No.
734
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:21,168
I'll let you get back to sleep.
735
00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:24,588
Don't go.
736
00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:50,155
I think it's smart we're doing this now
and not waiting.
737
00:49:50,322 --> 00:49:52,282
Yeah, I could fix
the tire pretty quickly,
738
00:49:52,282 --> 00:49:54,201
but I still have no idea
what's wrong with the engine.
739
00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:56,995
Well, hurry up.
740
00:49:57,454 --> 00:49:59,789
I can't listen
to Marcy whine for ano...
741
00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:01,583
- Oh, shit!
- What?
742
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:02,876
Just don't move,
don't turn around,
743
00:50:02,876 --> 00:50:04,461
just keep doing
what you're doing.
744
00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:06,129
Can you hit it from here?
745
00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:11,801
Aw, fuck!
746
00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:13,887
It didn't even flinch.
747
00:50:13,887 --> 00:50:15,805
There's something seriously
wrong with this dog.
748
00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:17,807
- Just quick scope the fucker.
- What?
749
00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:19,476
Just shoot it.
750
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:24,481
Just keep going.
751
00:50:24,481 --> 00:50:25,774
- Really?
- Yeah, just do it!
752
00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:43,852
Owl ow]
753
00:51:43,852 --> 00:51:45,854
Stop, stop, stop! Ow!
754
00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:54,487
Holy shit!
755
00:51:59,409 --> 00:52:01,953
Marcy! Jeff! Bert!
756
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:09,961
Oh, my...
757
00:52:16,593 --> 00:52:18,053
Holy shit!
758
00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:19,846
Oh! my GOG"
759
00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:22,682
Oh, my God!
She's got it.
760
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:23,933
No, please don't leave, Paul!
761
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,061
No, no, no, Karen. Stay in bed.
Don't come near me.
762
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:27,437
Calm down, take it easy.
763
00:52:27,437 --> 00:52:29,689
No, no, no, get out,
get out, get out.
764
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,816
Bert, please, I'm bleeding! Bert!
765
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:34,152
You stay in bed.
You're not going anywhere.
766
00:52:34,903 --> 00:52:36,988
- Dude, she's bleeding.
- No!
767
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:39,824
I'm not letting you go!
It hurts!
768
00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:43,286
Karen, you got it, dude.
You're infected.
769
00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:44,454
Oh, shit!
770
00:52:44,454 --> 00:52:46,790
Please! Don't leave me! Paul!
771
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:48,583
Just leave her alone,
goddamnit!
772
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:51,503
Paul, don't leave!
773
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:56,257
Paul, Paul, Paul.
She's sick, okay?
774
00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,842
I'm doing this for you.
775
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,761
I'm doing this for all of you.
776
00:53:00,136 --> 00:53:01,221
I'm not dying like that.
777
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,555
What do you mean, "dying"?
778
00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:05,433
Karen, Karen,
you stay in that bed!
779
00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:07,018
Don't leave!
780
00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:11,648
Marcy!
781
00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,318
Please.
782
00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:18,405
We're not gonna leave you.
The car is busted. Just...
783
00:53:18,822 --> 00:53:19,864
Ow!
784
00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:22,992
Stay in the bed
until we can get help, okay?
785
00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:24,703
Please!
786
00:53:25,078 --> 00:53:26,287
Please!
787
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:32,168
Oh, shit.
788
00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:46,224
What the fuck is going on?
789
00:53:57,736 --> 00:53:59,404
We need to find her help.
790
00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:00,697
The sooner, the better.
791
00:54:00,697 --> 00:54:03,366
No, we have to move her first.
792
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:04,868
Where?
793
00:54:06,202 --> 00:54:07,537
The boat shed.
794
00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:09,956
What? Come on!
795
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:11,791
No, if she's infected
with whatever it is,
796
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:13,168
we have to quarantine her.
797
00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:15,420
We have to get her away from us,
separate from us.
798
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:16,880
Just let me go
and check up on her.
799
00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:18,882
Look, they're probably right, okay?
800
00:54:18,882 --> 00:54:19,883
She'll be safe out there.
801
00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:21,092
We can get her a mattress
and a light.
802
00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,969
- She'll be fine.
- I get it, but I don't...
803
00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:25,722
- Holy shit!
- Fuck!
804
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:29,601
Don't bother.
805
00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:22,529
Ah, fuck you, guys!
806
00:55:23,613 --> 00:55:26,616
I'm sorry, Karen.
We just don't wanna get sick.
807
00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:29,077
I'm gonna die out here.
808
00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:31,704
You're not going to die.
809
00:55:31,704 --> 00:55:33,164
What about that dog?
810
00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:35,583
Hey, don't worry, I got this.
I'm gonna watch you.
811
00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,545
Somebody will be outside.
We're not gonna leave you.
812
00:55:39,087 --> 00:55:42,173
Are you hungry?
Can I bring you some food?
813
00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:46,761
I just wanted to go home.
814
00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:48,763
Hey, it's only one night.
815
00:55:49,597 --> 00:55:51,850
I'm gonna go to try to find help
in a cabin, you know,
816
00:55:51,850 --> 00:55:53,351
with a phone or something,
okay?
817
00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,228
You're gonna be just fine.
818
00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:02,527
Please, don't...
819
00:56:09,826 --> 00:56:11,160
I'll take first watch.
820
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,203
I'm gonna go find help.
821
00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:13,454
Where are you gonna go?
822
00:56:13,705 --> 00:56:15,415
We checked this entire area
this morning.
823
00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,959
- There's no one around for mile--
- Well, I've got to do something.
824
00:56:17,959 --> 00:56:19,377
What about the dog, Paul?
825
00:56:19,627 --> 00:56:21,880
Screw the dog.
I'll take my chances.
826
00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:24,048
Hey, wait.
827
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,218
We'll hold down the fort.
828
00:56:27,844 --> 00:56:30,013
This is so fucked up.
829
00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:35,226
Let's go.
830
00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:10,511
Come out here,
you fucking mutt!
831
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:13,973
Where are you?
832
00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:15,433
Where you at?
833
00:57:16,643 --> 00:57:18,436
Where are you?
834
00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:20,146
Where are you?
835
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:22,982
Oh! Oh! Come on!
836
00:57:27,904 --> 00:57:29,739
Come on, where are you?
837
00:57:51,177 --> 00:57:53,721
You got to eat something,
please.
838
00:58:06,109 --> 00:58:10,738
You let me know if I can get you
anything or do anything, okay?
839
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:18,287
You better shut the door.
840
00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:22,709
I don't wanna infect everyone.
841
00:58:58,369 --> 00:58:59,746
What the hell are you doing?
842
00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:01,706
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Get off my land!
843
00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:02,582
I'm sorry.
You know what, you see,
844
00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:03,791
my- my friend, she's sick.
845
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:05,293
She's very, very sick, and I--
846
00:59:05,293 --> 00:59:06,085
You're sick!
847
00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:08,212
Spying on our love making.
848
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:09,380
No, no, no,
I'm-- I'm sorry, I-- I--
849
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:11,049
That's my husband.
850
00:59:11,841 --> 00:59:14,343
Okay, but my...
Please, my friend, she's dying.
851
00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:15,928
We need a phone, like, right now.
We need help.
852
00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:18,890
- Get off my property!
- Bullshit!
853
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:33,112
Hey!
854
00:59:33,863 --> 00:59:36,657
Oh... Jesus!
855
00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:37,909
Where you been?
856
00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:40,036
Did you find anybody?
857
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:41,370
No.
858
00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,791
At least you tried.
859
00:59:46,209 --> 00:59:48,628
Come on, everybody's
waiting for you.
860
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:12,110
Nobody's hungry?
861
01:00:13,236 --> 01:00:14,904
Karen may have used those bowls.
862
01:00:14,904 --> 01:00:16,364
Jesus, Jeff! I washed them.
863
01:00:16,364 --> 01:00:17,365
No, he's right.
864
01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:21,369
I'm not eating anything
until we get to town.
865
01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:29,377
Now, anyone of you could have it.
866
01:00:29,836 --> 01:00:32,255
I-- I know we checked,
but I'm not gonna risk it.
867
01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:34,715
- I'm not sleeping next to you.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
868
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:36,050
I don't know what the fuck
you've been doing.
869
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:37,677
I don't watch you
24 hours a clay.
870
01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:38,803
So, then,
go sleep in the car, please.
871
01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:39,762
Do us all a favor.
872
01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:41,472
The car is a fucking Petri dish.
873
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:42,849
I'm not gonna ride in it.
874
01:00:42,849 --> 01:00:44,142
My mom will just
give me a new one.
875
01:00:44,142 --> 01:00:46,269
- Oh, my God.
- I cleaned it, it's fine.
876
01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:48,062
- Why don't you sleep in it?
- Maybe I will.
877
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,564
All right.
You guys are right.
878
01:00:49,981 --> 01:00:51,691
We should all just
prepare our own meals
879
01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,025
'cause I'm not cooking
for you guys again.
880
01:01:00,241 --> 01:01:02,910
Hey, you're all mine.
881
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,163
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Hey!
882
01:01:06,247 --> 01:01:07,874
Sit down! Chill out!
883
01:01:07,874 --> 01:01:10,459
I can't take this shit anymore.
I can't do this by myself.
884
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:13,212
And I'd prefer if we didn't
fucking argue about everything!
885
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,092
Bert, you just lost the bet.
886
01:01:20,428 --> 01:01:21,679
What?
887
01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:24,015
Never mind.
888
01:01:26,267 --> 01:01:28,311
Karen is dying out there.
889
01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:32,690
And we're acting
like a bunch of fucking pricks.
890
01:01:37,904 --> 01:01:40,948
If we don't start working together,
we're all doomed.
891
01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:43,534
- He's right.
- Oh, of course, he's right.
892
01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:45,203
- I'm just saying--
- Not another word!
893
01:01:45,203 --> 01:01:47,830
I can't handle any more
of this shit!
894
01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:50,666
We can eat alone,
we can sleep alone.
895
01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:53,794
But we have to stick together.
896
01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:01,552
All right.
897
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,263
I'm with ya.
898
01:02:06,224 --> 01:02:07,767
Good.
899
01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:10,895
Does anybody got
anything else to say?
900
01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:16,734
What the hell is that?
901
01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,490
Jesus Christ, look at it.
902
01:02:24,492 --> 01:02:25,785
He's going for Karen.
903
01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:33,793
Bert, you got the gun.
Shoot that thing.
904
01:02:35,628 --> 01:02:36,545
What if I miss?
905
01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:38,172
I mean, wounded animals
are twice as dangerous.
906
01:02:39,882 --> 01:02:41,217
He's gone.
907
01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:44,929
What...
908
01:02:45,346 --> 01:02:47,598
We gotta make sure that thing
can't get to her.
909
01:02:49,225 --> 01:02:51,227
Where the hell did it go?
910
01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:28,389
Holy shit.
911
01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:30,308
Look at that.
912
01:03:38,232 --> 01:03:39,400
Hey, Karen.
913
01:03:42,278 --> 01:03:43,821
Karen?
914
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:45,906
Hey. He's gone.
915
01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:50,619
I'm gonna keep
an eye on you, okay?
916
01:04:51,764 --> 01:04:53,557
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit.
917
01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:56,852
Oh, my God.
918
01:05:05,277 --> 01:05:07,196
Oh, my God.
919
01:05:10,366 --> 01:05:11,409
Fuck!
920
01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:23,212
Yes, baby, come on, now. Yes.
921
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,589
Yes. Yes!
922
01:05:27,174 --> 01:05:28,426
Woo-hoo!
923
01:05:28,801 --> 01:05:30,010
All right, let's 9°!
924
01:05:30,261 --> 01:05:32,138
Come on, can you help us?
You gotta sit up!
925
01:05:32,138 --> 01:05:34,223
We're getting you
out of here, okay?
926
01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:37,184
- Oh, my God. Can you stand?
- No.
927
01:05:37,184 --> 01:05:39,145
- Come on. We got you.
- Okay.
928
01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,293
Jeff. Jeff.
929
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:05,087
We're leaving, let's go. Now.
930
01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:07,423
Come on. Come on.
931
01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:09,592
Let's put her in the back.
932
01:06:09,592 --> 01:06:10,759
I'm not getting
in a car with her.
933
01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,261
Okay, then, put her in the front
with me, then.
934
01:06:12,261 --> 01:06:14,638
You okay?
Well, what is it?
935
01:06:16,557 --> 01:06:18,559
Oh, my God.
She's dying.
936
01:06:18,559 --> 01:06:19,810
We need to get her to a hospital.
937
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:21,604
- She's not gonna die.
- Okay. Come on, come on!
938
01:06:21,604 --> 01:06:23,481
- Let's go, let's go!
- What, are you fucking stupid?
939
01:06:23,856 --> 01:06:25,232
She's infected the whole car.
940
01:06:25,232 --> 01:06:27,568
- I'll take my chances.
- We're not leaving her.
941
01:06:27,568 --> 01:06:29,737
Hey, Bert, are you okay?
You don't look so hot.
942
01:06:29,737 --> 01:06:31,322
Yeah, I-- I don't feel so hot.
943
01:06:31,489 --> 01:06:33,407
The more we argue,
the more she rots, so let's go.
944
01:06:33,616 --> 01:06:36,410
Hey, how sick are you?
945
01:06:36,994 --> 01:06:38,662
That hermit guy touched you,
huh?
946
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,457
Well, did he or didn't he?
947
01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:44,376
Oh! Fuck this shit.
I'm getting help.
948
01:06:45,503 --> 01:06:46,795
Bert!
949
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:49,840
It's okay. Okay.
950
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,993
Where are you going?
951
01:07:18,827 --> 01:07:20,663
Jeff? Jeff!
952
01:07:20,663 --> 01:07:22,331
Hey, don't come near me.
953
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:25,626
I told you not to move her
because I don't wanna get sick.
954
01:07:25,626 --> 01:07:27,211
I don't want
any of us to get sick,
955
01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:28,837
but you fucking idiots
insist on moving her,
956
01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:30,381
and now you're covered
in her blood.
957
01:07:30,381 --> 01:07:32,508
So the two of you can fucking rot,
for all I care.
958
01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:35,177
All right, I'm fucking out.
That's it. I'm gone.
959
01:07:35,177 --> 01:07:37,513
You are a fucking asshole!
960
01:08:20,973 --> 01:08:23,017
We're all gonna get it.
961
01:08:23,392 --> 01:08:25,894
We're all gonna get sick.
962
01:08:26,186 --> 01:08:28,772
And Jeff's out in the woods
getting wasted.
963
01:08:29,690 --> 01:08:30,941
We're not gonna get it.
964
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:33,193
Yes, we are.
965
01:08:34,111 --> 01:08:35,696
Bert will find help,
and Karen will be fine...
966
01:08:35,696 --> 01:08:37,406
- Paul...
- I promise.
967
01:08:42,578 --> 01:08:45,122
It's like being on a plane
that you know is gonna crash.
968
01:08:47,207 --> 01:08:49,918
And everyone around you
is just... screaming,
969
01:08:49,918 --> 01:08:52,338
"We're going down.
We're going down."
970
01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:59,219
And all you wanna do is just
grab the person next to you...
971
01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:02,973
...and fuck the shit out of 'em.
972
01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,894
Because you know you'll both
be dead soon anyway.
973
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:09,104
Won't matter.
974
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,325
What the hell happened to you?
975
01:10:45,325 --> 01:10:46,618
My friend, she's sick.
976
01:10:46,618 --> 01:10:48,078
You hold it,
you hold it right there now.
977
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:49,371
I need a doctor, please.
She's really sick.
978
01:10:49,788 --> 01:10:51,582
You stop, all right?
You don't look too good.
979
01:10:51,832 --> 01:10:53,041
Yeah, I know.
980
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,793
I just... I need a doctor, please.
981
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:56,628
Don't come any closer.
982
01:10:57,045 --> 01:10:58,338
I'll call you a doctor.
983
01:10:58,338 --> 01:10:59,506
Thank you. Thank you.
984
01:10:59,506 --> 01:11:00,883
Stay right there.
985
01:11:05,679 --> 01:11:07,473
Pancakes.
986
01:11:07,639 --> 01:11:09,224
Pancakes.
987
01:11:09,516 --> 01:11:11,685
Pancakes.
988
01:11:11,685 --> 01:11:13,061
No, no, no, no!
989
01:11:13,228 --> 01:11:15,147
Aah! Aah!
990
01:11:15,147 --> 01:11:16,106
- Dennis!
- Ow!
991
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,192
What the fuck
is wrong with that kid?
992
01:11:18,776 --> 01:11:20,861
- Oh...
- Oh, God. Why?
993
01:11:21,111 --> 01:11:23,030
Why did you come here, huh?
994
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,907
Now look what you've gone
and clone?
995
01:11:25,115 --> 01:11:26,408
- I'm sorry.
- My poor boy.
996
01:11:26,408 --> 01:11:27,993
- What'd he done to you?
- Hey, hey, hey.
997
01:11:27,993 --> 01:11:30,037
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I already lost one boy!
998
01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,039
- I ain't losing another!
- Oh, fuck.
999
01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:33,916
Gettin' my boy sick
is the same as killin' 'em.
1000
01:11:33,916 --> 01:11:35,167
It's murder!
1001
01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:37,711
Boy, you come in here,
you getting sick and all,
1002
01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:38,587
that was your problem.
1003
01:11:38,754 --> 01:11:41,173
But now Dennis is sick,
that's my problem!
1004
01:11:43,050 --> 01:11:44,343
God Almighty.
1005
01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:46,970
No, we gotta
stop the problem.
1006
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,597
We're gonna stop
the problem right now.
1007
01:11:48,597 --> 01:11:50,098
Fenster, get me the gun.
1008
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:54,019
Ho-- hold on, hold on, okay,
I'm goin'. I'm goin'. I'm goin'!
1009
01:11:54,019 --> 01:11:55,479
I'm goin'!
1010
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:56,814
Oh, fuck!
1011
01:12:03,070 --> 01:12:04,947
Them kids got disease.
1012
01:12:05,781 --> 01:12:06,949
They just gave it to Dennis.
1013
01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:08,408
Well, take it easy, Tommy.
1014
01:12:09,785 --> 01:12:11,620
When cattle gets sick...
1015
01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:14,289
...you gotta kill it before it spreads
to the rest of the herd.
1016
01:12:15,582 --> 01:12:17,793
Just like a dying dog.
1017
01:12:18,919 --> 01:12:20,712
We gotta put him down.
1018
01:12:20,963 --> 01:12:22,965
We gotta put 'em all down.
1019
01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:26,134
Fenster, get in there
and call the sheriff.
1020
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:28,846
Tell him we're having
big problems over that cabin.
1021
01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:31,723
Baily.
1022
01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:34,393
Baily, get the truck.
1023
01:12:51,618 --> 01:12:52,911
I brought you some water.
1024
01:12:55,664 --> 01:12:57,541
Karen?
1025
01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:38,832
- Yeah!
- Come on!
1026
01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,792
Get that boy!
1027
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:45,172
What the fuck, you guys?!
1028
01:13:57,851 --> 01:14:00,354
Jesus, Paul, you really did
a number on my back.
1029
01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:03,482
I'm gonna find Jeff.
We're walking out of here.
1030
01:14:03,774 --> 01:14:05,317
- What about Bert?
- We're not gonna wait for 'em.
1031
01:14:05,317 --> 01:14:07,069
- Let's go.
- What about Karen?
1032
01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:36,306
Jeff!
1033
01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:39,142
Jeff!
1034
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,853
Hey, Jeff!
1035
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:52,239
Fuck!
1036
01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:19,933
No.
1037
01:16:23,538 --> 01:16:25,165
Jeff!
1038
01:16:27,459 --> 01:16:29,961
Jeff!
1039
01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:03,013
It's in the water.
1040
01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,390
It's in the water.
1041
01:18:05,974 --> 01:18:07,017
It's in the fucking water.
1042
01:18:07,017 --> 01:18:08,268
Don't drink the water!
1043
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,687
It's in the water!
1044
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:32,000
You missed.
1045
01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:34,044
Shut your pie hole.
1046
01:19:03,365 --> 01:19:05,325
Geez. Jesus.
1047
01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:09,579
Okay, okay, ORGY-
1048
01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:35,689
This way, IJOYS-
1049
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:37,607
I know exactly
where he's headed.
1050
01:19:44,406 --> 01:19:45,365
Jeff!
1051
01:19:50,412 --> 01:19:53,415
Jeff! Help me!
1052
01:20:14,561 --> 01:20:16,187
Come on!
1053
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,857
Come on! Fuckin' do it!
1054
01:20:20,358 --> 01:20:21,651
Go!
1055
01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:40,211
What?
1056
01:21:34,182 --> 01:21:35,100
Kill me.
1057
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:38,186
Kill me, please.
1058
01:21:38,853 --> 01:21:40,021
I can't.
1059
01:21:40,397 --> 01:21:44,401
Please! Please! Please!
1060
01:21:49,489 --> 01:21:52,242
Shoot me. Please.
1061
01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:01,334
You gotta be fucking
kidding me!
1062
01:22:02,252 --> 01:22:03,670
Please!
1063
01:22:19,269 --> 01:22:20,603
Please.
1064
01:22:41,458 --> 01:22:42,834
Try again.
1065
01:22:46,921 --> 01:22:49,132
You kill me! Paul!
1066
01:22:50,341 --> 01:22:51,551
Please!
1067
01:23:48,149 --> 01:23:49,442
Kill me!
1068
01:24:02,539 --> 01:24:04,165
Bert!
1069
01:24:06,376 --> 01:24:08,169
They, they're coming.
They're coming.
1070
01:24:08,169 --> 01:24:09,212
They're gonna kill us.
1071
01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:10,338
Who?
1072
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:12,465
The guy- the guys...
from the--
1073
01:24:20,473 --> 01:24:21,307
Bert.
1074
01:24:22,225 --> 01:24:24,936
Wooh! Did you see that?
1075
01:24:24,936 --> 01:24:26,646
- Goddamn bull's-eye.
- Uh-huh.
1076
01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:35,738
No, you got the safety on.
1077
01:24:37,782 --> 01:24:39,409
Thank you.
1078
01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,702
No, no, no, no!
1079
01:26:33,022 --> 01:26:35,441
Can I get a fucking break here?
1080
01:26:37,652 --> 01:26:39,153
Oh, shit.
1081
01:26:39,821 --> 01:26:41,364
Oh, shit.
1082
01:26:58,256 --> 01:26:59,841
Hey!
1083
01:27:04,554 --> 01:27:06,264
The tow truck?
1084
01:27:09,225 --> 01:27:11,811
What happened to the tow truck,
Winston?
1085
01:27:11,811 --> 01:27:13,813
You said you were gonna help us!
1086
01:27:14,105 --> 01:27:15,940
All right, just relax.
1087
01:27:16,190 --> 01:27:17,942
Would you believe it,
the mechanic had car trouble?
1088
01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:20,862
I had to send a tow truck
to get his fucking tow truck.
1089
01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:23,531
Man, you're not looking so good.
1090
01:27:23,781 --> 01:27:24,574
No?
1091
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:26,743
I don't look so good?
1092
01:27:26,743 --> 01:27:27,994
Need some help?
1093
01:27:27,994 --> 01:27:30,496
Yeah, a ride would be good.
1094
01:27:30,788 --> 01:27:33,040
- Will you give me a ride?
- All right.
1095
01:27:33,374 --> 01:27:36,169
Take it fucking easy, all right?
1096
01:27:36,627 --> 01:27:39,172
A ride? Sure.
1097
01:27:39,589 --> 01:27:41,090
I'll get you a ride.
1098
01:27:41,299 --> 01:27:43,676
Winston, Winston,
you copy?
1099
01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:45,720
I copy, Sheriff. Go ahead.
1100
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,138
Some kids are up in the cabin,
1101
01:27:47,138 --> 01:27:48,723
apparently on some type
of killing spree.
1102
01:27:49,098 --> 01:27:50,683
Probably three casualties.
1103
01:27:50,683 --> 01:27:52,560
They're armed
and extremely dangerous.
1104
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,771
I repeat, do not go
anywhere near them.
1105
01:27:54,771 --> 01:27:55,813
They have some kind
of skin disease
1106
01:27:55,813 --> 01:27:57,482
that'll eat you alive.
1107
01:27:57,482 --> 01:28:00,485
So if you see them, don't hesitate
to shoot them on sight.
1108
01:28:00,485 --> 01:28:01,444
Do you copy?
1109
01:28:02,904 --> 01:28:04,614
Say that last part again.
1110
01:28:04,781 --> 01:28:08,201
I said, if you see the kids,
shoot them on sight.
1111
01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:12,330
Copy that.
1112
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,499
You give me that ride, Winston.
1113
01:28:14,665 --> 01:28:16,209
What are you fucking nuts?
Shoot him.
1114
01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:17,668
Shut up and back off.
1115
01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:19,128
I need that ride, Winston.
1116
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,631
- Stay back.
- Oh, Jesus. You did this?
1117
01:28:21,631 --> 01:28:22,882
Stay back.
1118
01:28:22,882 --> 01:28:24,675
Fuck you! You did this!
1119
01:28:24,675 --> 01:28:25,968
Stay back.
1120
01:28:37,939 --> 01:28:39,732
Great party, Winston.
1121
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:43,569
One more step, I will kill you.
1122
01:28:43,569 --> 01:28:45,530
You don't have to do that.
1123
01:28:46,697 --> 01:28:48,282
You heard the sheriff.
1124
01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:52,245
No one else has to die.
1125
01:28:53,329 --> 01:28:57,124
No one else has to
fucking die right now!
1126
01:28:57,124 --> 01:28:59,877
You wanna fucking kill me?
Then, fucking kill everyone!
1127
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,922
No one else has to die!
1128
01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,093
We're gonna make a deal.
1129
01:29:07,343 --> 01:29:09,804
This is what's gonna fucking
happen, you bitch.
1130
01:29:10,054 --> 01:29:12,390
You're gonna go look for me
at the cabin...
1131
01:29:13,808 --> 01:29:16,269
...and I'm gonna go look
for a doctor.
1132
01:29:18,437 --> 01:29:20,189
Please!
1133
01:29:24,068 --> 01:29:25,945
Oh, goddammit, party man.
1134
01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:27,446
All right.
1135
01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:30,116
I'm not gonna kill you.
1136
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:32,326
Take that path.
1137
01:29:32,577 --> 01:29:33,744
It's a shortcut.
1138
01:29:34,078 --> 01:29:35,538
Takes you straight
to the main road.
1139
01:29:36,289 --> 01:29:38,249
Thank you, Winston.
1140
01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:40,501
Thank you.
1141
01:29:40,751 --> 01:29:43,379
Don't touch anything at the cabin.
1142
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:46,465
It's all infected.
1143
01:30:12,617 --> 01:30:13,618
No.
1144
01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:15,536
There's no road.
1145
01:30:15,536 --> 01:30:17,580
Where is it?
1146
01:30:17,914 --> 01:30:19,457
The road, Winston.
1147
01:30:19,999 --> 01:30:21,500
There's no fucking road.
1148
01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:27,465
You fucking lied to me, Winston.
1149
01:30:28,007 --> 01:30:30,343
There's no fucking road out here!
1150
01:30:34,597 --> 01:30:38,392
Fuck you, Winston!
There's no fucking road!
1151
01:30:48,861 --> 01:30:51,989
It hurts!
1152
01:30:54,575 --> 01:30:58,704
Fuck you, Winston!
There's no fucking road!
1153
01:31:25,815 --> 01:31:27,274
Oh, fuck!
1154
01:31:31,612 --> 01:31:32,738
Fuck!
1155
01:31:32,989 --> 01:31:34,991
Oh, fuck, no!
1156
01:31:35,324 --> 01:31:37,159
Fuckin' Marcy...
1157
01:31:49,588 --> 01:31:51,090
Fuckin' Bert!
1158
01:31:52,633 --> 01:31:53,759
Bert!
1159
01:31:55,136 --> 01:31:56,762
Bert!
1160
01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:14,613
I fucking told you!
1161
01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:16,657
Told you, Bert!
I told you first thing!
1162
01:32:20,327 --> 01:32:22,830
How fucking crazy!
1163
01:32:23,956 --> 01:32:25,624
I fucking made it.
1164
01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:28,794
I fucking, I fucking made it.
1165
01:32:30,254 --> 01:32:31,881
I fucking made it.
1166
01:32:39,805 --> 01:32:41,557
What the...?
I thought I...