1
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[♪♪♪]

2
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Stop. Please, please.

3
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[GRUNTING]

4
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Looks like you just punched
your ticket out of here.

5
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Major Vaunt.

6
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Thanks, Major Vaunt.

7
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Don't just thank me,
thank ENRG Power Drink.

8
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MAN [OVER TV]:<i>
 ENRG Power Drink
 does not recommend...</i>

9
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Wow.

10
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JUDE: I agree.

11
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The amount of sweat a panty
liner can hold is miraculous.

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Major Vaunt is the new face
of ENRG Power Drink.

13
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What a sellout.

14
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Ever tasted that stuff?

15
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My own sweat?

16
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You know,
it's not something

17
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I really talk about publicly,
but...

18
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I'm talking
about the power drink.

19
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[CHUCKLES]

20
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It's disgusting.
It tastes like burnt hair.

21
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Hey, losers.

22
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Leave us alone, Bernice.

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BERNICE:
It smells like failed dreams
in here.

24
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And now it smells
like dried tears and Tumblr.

25
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Shouldn't you be off somewhere
supposedly being superheroes?

26
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Shouldn't you be off
somewhere

27
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tempting someone
with an apple?

28
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[STATIC AND MAN
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

29
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It's been a slow day.
What's up?

30
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Tenth graders have to do
stupid career week reports

31
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for stupid
business economics.

32
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And since my parents
are no longer breathing

33
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and my foster parents would
list their current occupation

34
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as government teat suckers,

35
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I have come to interview
you two losers for my report.

36
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That's got peanut butter
in it.

37
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So unless you have
your EPI handy, I'd drop it.

38
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Oh, you know what,
on second thought,

39
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eat all of them.

40
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Are you on Snapchat?
Because you're a huge dick.

41
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I don't get that,
but I know I should be mad.

42
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It's because you're old.

43
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Hmm.

44
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What are you hmming about?

45
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They're talking about Starletta
on Megaline.com.

46
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What?

47
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Yeah. Whoa.

48
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"Midwest indie
super-darling Starletta

49
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"receives key to city
within hours of signing

50
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"with major Los Angeles
superhero agency CMM,

51
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Creative Masked Management."

52
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I mean, that's not really
a big deal, you know.

53
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Stop.

54
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Yeah, I can see

55
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that this gets you upset.

56
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I just wanna finish
reading this.

57
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I don't think
you need to read this.

58
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They're just signing anyone now,
aren't they?

59
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I'm sure you get tired of being
asked this all the time at home,

60
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but why are you still here?

61
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You do realize you two
are the saddest excuses

62
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for superheroes there are,
right?

63
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I mean, you guys
don't even have superpowers.

64
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What kind of superhero
doesn't have superpowers?

65
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I wish your dad
just put you in a tissue.

66
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Okay, listen,
young, impressionable Bernice.

67
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You don't need superpowers
to be a superhero.

68
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No.

69
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A superhero without superpowers

70
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is super pathetic.

71
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I appreciate your wordplay,

72
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but some of the heroes
in the Shadow War

73
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didn't have superpowers.

74
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Exactly.

75
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Shadow War?

76
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Oh, sweet mother of Busey,

77
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how do you not know
about the Shadow War?

78
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What are they teaching you
in school?

79
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Aah.

80
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Sorry,
they teach me important things.

81
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Oh, my God.

82
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The Shadow War
was the ultimate battle

83
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between superheroes
and super villains.

84
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Legendary heroes
lost their lives

85
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to protect innocent civilians
like you.

86
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Like you.

87
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And after years of warfare,

88
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the heroes triumphed

89
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and managed to rid
the entire world

90
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of super villains.

91
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Yes.

92
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It's a pretty important
thing.

93
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It's a very important thing,
Bernice.

94
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It's a very
important thing.

95
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I get it.

96
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So losing
all of the super villains

97
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is what downgraded
superheroes

98
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to be nothing more
but glorified mall cops.

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[GASPS]

100
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Tsk. Cool.

101
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Listen to me very carefully,
Bernice.

102
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I would never,
never hit a kid.

103
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But I will aggressively punch
this tasteful throw pillow

104
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imagining
that it's your face.

105
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Tasteful is a stretch.

106
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Oh, my God!

107
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Okay, come on Bernice.

108
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Go home.

109
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What about my report?

110
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Maybe you should do your report
on the Shadow War.

111
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They say those who don't know
history are doomed to repeat it.

112
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You know what they say
about repeating outfits.

113
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Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.

114
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I think we need to invest
in a lock.

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[♪♪♪]

116
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[SIGHS]

117
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Boobs.

118
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What?

119
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I'm just--

120
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I've been thinking
about how Starletta

121
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always has her boobs out.

122
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I, too,
sometimes think about that.

123
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I'm frustrated
because she gets the attention

124
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that we should be getting.

125
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Is it because of her boobs?

126
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It's not.
I know it's not.

127
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She's probably very nice.

128
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Boobs don't save lives,
we save lives.

129
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We've saved lives.

130
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We've saved lives for years.
We protect innocent people,

131
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and no one seems to notice us.

132
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I'm sure people notice us.

133
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We wear very flamboyant
costumes.

134
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Argh.

135
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Okay, all right. Well,
It sounds to me like somebody

136
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has a dangerous combination

137
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of low self-esteem
and low blood sugar.

138
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Make a pit stop.
I'll get you a slushy.

139
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I'm gonna put Fritos
in mine.

140
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And I will silently gag
to myself.

141
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Thank you.

142
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You're welcome.

143
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But also I've gotta admit
that Starletta is gorgeous.

144
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Blecch.

145
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She sucks.

146
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Yeah, she sucks a di--

147
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What?

148
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I didn't say anything.

149
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Okay.

150
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Megaline.com
should be reporting on us,

151
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because we do great work,
but they don't.

152
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It's not the end of the world.

153
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We're treated

154
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like we're not superheroes.

155
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Are you seriously taking
what Bernice said to heart?

156
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She's just a baby.

157
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Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.

158
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Hey, Lenny.

159
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How are my favorite
superheroes doing?

160
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Best day of my whole life,
Lenny.

161
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That's a bit of an exaggeration.

162
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Look, she has a point.
We don't have powers.

163
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What makes us superheroes?

164
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Some of our biggest heroes were
super without having powers.

165
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A million years ago.

166
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Oh, my God.

167
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There is so much more
to being a superhero

168
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than having powers
and you know that.

169
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And, as you mentioned,
we've done a damn good job

170
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keeping this town safe.
You should be proud.

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MAN:
Give me all the money
in the register.

172
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Put it in the bag. Now!

173
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Throw us some Slim Jims
in there too.

174
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I wanna get my snap on.

175
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Yeah.

176
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Well, hello, gentlemen. I see
you've met our friend Lenny.

177
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Hey, hey, hey,
you stop recording,

178
00:07:01,852 --> 00:07:03,888
I'm gonna shove that phone
so deep inside you,

179
00:07:03,922 --> 00:07:05,758
you're gonna have to do Kegels
to answer it.

180
00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,759
I've never done Kegels,
but I've heard things.

181
00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:08,961
Weird things.

182
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[♪♪♪]

183
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You wanna get shot?
Back off.

184
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Yeah.

185
00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:18,337
Oh, sweet.
Butterfly knife, bro.

186
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[CHUCKLES]

187
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[GRUNTING]

188
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[SCREAMS]

189
00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:38,023
[WHIMPERS]

190
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[SCREAMING]

191
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[SCREAMS]

192
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Oh! Is it bad?

193
00:07:42,727 --> 00:07:44,929
Oh, yeah, it's bad.

194
00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:47,099
[GASPING]

195
00:07:51,436 --> 00:07:53,973
[JUDE GRUNTING]

196
00:07:55,372 --> 00:07:57,575
You said you fixed
the ElectraSuction.

197
00:07:57,609 --> 00:07:59,244
It's called
the DynaSuction.

198
00:07:59,276 --> 00:08:01,412
Do I need to remind you
of the Risk game I won?

199
00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:03,215
I got to name it.
ElectraSuction.

200
00:08:03,247 --> 00:08:05,449
Doesn't count as winning
just because you threatened

201
00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:07,920
to puke on the board.

202
00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:07,920
I had bad chicken marsala.

203
00:08:07,953 --> 00:08:09,188
JUDE:
Oh, my God.

204
00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,989
Well,
at least I did disarm him.

205
00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:15,895
You're holding a human arm.

206
00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:15,895
I'm holding a human arm.

207
00:08:17,362 --> 00:08:21,165
You guys look great. And now
I'm gonna upload this video

208
00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:23,735
so your friends can see
what you've been up to.

209
00:08:23,768 --> 00:08:26,605
Just a couple of dum-dums
getting their buttholes kicked

210
00:08:26,638 --> 00:08:28,040
by two ladies

211
00:08:28,073 --> 00:08:31,243
in unforgiving spandex.
You wanna add anything?

212
00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:33,645
Oh, yeah, yeah,
don't film vertically.

213
00:08:33,678 --> 00:08:36,348
Oh. There you go.

214
00:08:36,381 --> 00:08:38,183
It just looks worse.

215
00:08:36,381 --> 00:08:38,183
I get it.

216
00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:40,552
Yeah.

217
00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:40,552
Do your thing, boys.

218
00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:43,120
One that got the whompa
treatment might need a Band-Aid.

219
00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:45,424
JUDE: Also get a mop.

220
00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:45,424
LORI: Bye, Lenny.

221
00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,895
Lori.

222
00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,763
Lori.

223
00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,763
What?

224
00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:54,966
Tell your stupid phone
to shut up.

225
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,436
But I don't want
to make the apple pies,

226
00:08:57,468 --> 00:08:58,903
President Taft.

227
00:08:58,936 --> 00:09:01,572
Lori.

228
00:08:58,936 --> 00:09:01,572
What?

229
00:09:01,606 --> 00:09:03,876
Okay.

230
00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:08,247
So today was good times,
yeah?

231
00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,315
It was good. But we've gotta get
our stuff together, Jude.

232
00:09:11,348 --> 00:09:13,017
Can't keep working
with shoddy gear.

233
00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,820
I'm doing the best I can
with the resources we got.

234
00:09:15,853 --> 00:09:17,788
We can barely afford--

235
00:09:17,822 --> 00:09:19,424
Holy shit.

236
00:09:17,822 --> 00:09:19,424
What?

237
00:09:19,457 --> 00:09:20,893
Are there spiders?

238
00:09:19,457 --> 00:09:20,893
Holy shit.

239
00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:22,493
How many spiders?

240
00:09:22,526 --> 00:09:24,028
CMM wants us to come in

241
00:09:24,061 --> 00:09:26,030
for a meeting in Hollywood.

242
00:09:26,064 --> 00:09:27,565
So it's not spiders.

243
00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:29,233
An agent saw the video of us

244
00:09:29,266 --> 00:09:30,868
taking down the guys
at Lenny's.

245
00:09:30,901 --> 00:09:33,704
What?

246
00:09:30,901 --> 00:09:33,704
Apparently some other people

247
00:09:33,737 --> 00:09:35,339
have also seen the video.

248
00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:38,410
Over a million views?
How is this possible?

249
00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:42,047
Because the Internet is terrible
and wonderful.

250
00:09:42,079 --> 00:09:43,681
Jude, CMM.

251
00:09:43,714 --> 00:09:46,251
[♪♪♪]

252
00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,721
Hmm.

253
00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,555
What? No. No hmm.

254
00:09:51,588 --> 00:09:53,592
Oh, I'm hmming all right.

255
00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,126
I don't know.

256
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,862
I mean,
I don't wanna sell out.

257
00:09:57,896 --> 00:10:00,799
Whoa. This is not about
selling out.

258
00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:03,035
We've been saying
we wanna be more successful.

259
00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,870
We didn't get into this
to make money.

260
00:10:04,902 --> 00:10:06,304
We did it
to make a difference.

261
00:10:06,338 --> 00:10:09,574
Yes, but unfortunately we can
barely pay our rent,

262
00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:10,943
so we need the money.

263
00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:12,744
Out there
we can make a difference

264
00:10:12,776 --> 00:10:15,113
and make some cheddar.

265
00:10:16,213 --> 00:10:19,684
Jude, imagine this scenario.

266
00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:21,252
We don't have to scrape by.

267
00:10:21,285 --> 00:10:23,387
We take a real chance.

268
00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:27,159
An opportunity to make a bigger
difference than we can in Ohio.

269
00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:30,028
It's the moment
we've been waiting for.

270
00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:34,031
And we have been waiting
a very long time.

271
00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:38,970
You promise we won't change
in any conceivable way?

272
00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:43,841
I promise that we will not go on
two divergent character journeys

273
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:46,078
if that's
what you're afraid of.

274
00:10:46,111 --> 00:10:48,380
Thank you.

275
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:56,689
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
are going to Hollywood.

276
00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:01,259
LORI [OVER PHONE]:<i>
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl....</i>

277
00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,626
Why would you send me that?

278
00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:05,463
I thought I was Snapchatting.
Goddamn it.

279
00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:08,067
[♪♪♪]

280
00:11:22,613 --> 00:11:24,649
Wow.

281
00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:29,221
Okay, so we're not agreeing
to anything today, right?

282
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,688
We'll hear him out,
shake his hand,

283
00:11:30,722 --> 00:11:34,159
say thank you, leave and talk it
over. No rash decisions.

284
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,928
If they try and change us,
we're out of there.

285
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,429
Dyna, we're a classic.

286
00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:41,400
No change needed.

287
00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:41,400
Okay.

288
00:11:45,502 --> 00:11:47,338
Holy shit.
That's Mister Fabulous.

289
00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:49,174
Be cool.

290
00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:54,078
Hello.

291
00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:54,078
Hello.

292
00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:56,548
We are Electra Woman
and Dyna Girl

293
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:59,017
here to see Dan Dixon.

294
00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:04,256
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl here
to see you.

295
00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,759
Please have a seat.
He'll be right with you.

296
00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:18,970
I can't tell
if his attractiveness

297
00:12:19,002 --> 00:12:20,338
is making me anxious

298
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:22,506
or if the burrito
isn't sitting right.

299
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:24,342
You can't do
that much cheese.

300
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:26,945
I think it's more than that
at this point.

301
00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:28,179
Tell me if this is weird.

302
00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:29,747
Last week
I had some bagel bites

303
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,782
and like 20 minutes later...

304
00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:33,819
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

305
00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:40,159
I had to use so many towels.

306
00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:40,159
I feel so bad for that cat.

307
00:12:41,659 --> 00:12:45,397
Neat trick.

308
00:12:41,659 --> 00:12:45,397
Thanks. You got a power?

309
00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:46,931
Superhuman hearing.

310
00:12:46,964 --> 00:12:48,533
MAN:
Hmm.

311
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,136
Yeah.

312
00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:53,038
I am so sorry.

313
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,872
You've gotta get that
checked out.

314
00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:57,575
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl,
Dan's ready for you.

315
00:12:57,608 --> 00:12:58,944
Thank God.

316
00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:02,113
You should wear a sign.

317
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:06,885
There they are.
Electric Girl and Dyna Woman.

318
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:09,187
Actually,
you mixed it up.

319
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,521
Please,
come on, sit.

320
00:13:10,554 --> 00:13:12,491
Heard you guys decided
to drive out here.

321
00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:14,426
We could have flown you out.

322
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,594
We didn't wanna leave
the Electra Car.

323
00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,530
Part of the whole thing
we got going.

324
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:21,032
Electra Car, yes.
Saw a picture of it.

325
00:13:21,064 --> 00:13:22,300
Looks like a real piece
of shit.

326
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,269
Part of its charm, though,
right. Love it,

327
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:26,170
might need an update.

328
00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:27,539
Let's put a pin in that.

329
00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:31,943
Tiger jerky?

330
00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:34,513
[♪♪♪]

331
00:13:36,981 --> 00:13:40,318
You a fan?

332
00:13:36,981 --> 00:13:40,318
Oh. Uh...

333
00:13:40,351 --> 00:13:43,155
When I discovered
Major Vaunt

334
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,557
he was working part-time
at Hot Topic.

335
00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:48,792
Two months later he had
three national ad campaigns.

336
00:13:48,825 --> 00:13:52,396
Four months after that,
five<i> New York Times</i> bestsellers.

337
00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:55,766
He is one
of the biggest personalities

338
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,401
in the entire world.

339
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,170
So he's the biggest
superhero around

340
00:13:59,203 --> 00:14:01,305
and it's all because of you?

341
00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:05,676
And I'm gonna do the same
for you.

342
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:10,848
Girls,
I love everything about you.

343
00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:15,654
I don't wanna change a thing.
Not a single thing.

344
00:14:15,686 --> 00:14:18,256
But I do want to enhance
some things.

345
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:20,992
So I'm gonna throw a lot
at you,

346
00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:22,260
see what sticks.

347
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:24,129
Doesn't all have to,
but most of it does.

348
00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:25,796
Let's talk about the logos.

349
00:14:25,829 --> 00:14:27,264
Oh, I designed them.

350
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:29,434
Of course.
You've got moxie. I love moxie.

351
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:32,037
I love moxie more
than my mother. Rest in peace.

352
00:14:32,069 --> 00:14:35,239
Oh, I'm so sorry.

353
00:14:32,069 --> 00:14:35,239
She's alive. Just dead to me.

354
00:14:35,272 --> 00:14:39,176
Spoiler alert,
never delete shit from my TiVo.

355
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:42,846
Everything is there
for a reason.

356
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,749
Everything.

357
00:14:44,781 --> 00:14:48,686
So the logos, they've gotta go.
Let's talk about back-story.

358
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,189
Um...

359
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,958
Are all your parents alive?

360
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,159
BOTH: Yes.

361
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,159
[GROANS]

362
00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:55,427
That's a shame.

363
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,695
I mean,
it's great, of course,

364
00:14:57,728 --> 00:14:58,896
but a shame really.

365
00:14:58,929 --> 00:15:01,333
The public,
they love a tragic back-story.

366
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:02,766
Like someone close to you
was killed

367
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,536
and Electra Woman
swore a sacred vow.

368
00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:07,671
Yeah, but that's just not
what happened.

369
00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:11,775
I say we say your parents
were gunned down

370
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:14,545
in Little Tokyo
in the middle of a gang war.

371
00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:17,214
Wait, we're not considering
a fake back-story.

372
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:19,383
It's not fake.

373
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,886
It's just not real.

374
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,886
Like Santa.

375
00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:25,055
Kevin, remind me.

376
00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:27,592
You're crushing it.

377
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,027
[SIGHS]

378
00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:30,261
But the Internet,

379
00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:31,997
people can use that
to fact-check.

380
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,398
Heh. The Internet.

381
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:36,767
This one busting my chops
over there. I love it.

382
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,968
[CHUCKLES]

383
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:41,106
I love it. I love the fire.

384
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,275
No? Okay.

385
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:45,242
Mm.
It's getting hot in here.

386
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,078
[INHALES DEEPLY
THEN EXHALES AUDIBLY]

387
00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:49,213
I feel the heat.
I love the heat.

388
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:52,317
I'm burning up.
You feel the heat?

389
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,652
Let's take a walk.

390
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,652
Okay.

391
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,387
How about those gadgets
of yours.

392
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,122
I love that suction
cuppy thing.

393
00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,657
Thanks. It's the DynaSuction.

394
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,859
Hilarious.
When the guys arm popped off,

395
00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:04,662
I laughed so hard
I spit out my white strips.

396
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:07,665
And the public loved it.
This time.

397
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:08,900
Next time might
not go so well.

398
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,835
Let's ease up
on the limb removal.

399
00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,936
Our team's working
on your new gear.

400
00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:15,506
Wait. But I make our gear.

401
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,443
That's precious.

402
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,443
Dan, I love the enthusiasm,

403
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,078
but I don't think
this is right for us.

404
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:23,548
We're more a DIY,
streamlined operation.

405
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:26,150
Right, Electra Woman?

406
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:26,150
Was that Captain Rhinestone?

407
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:27,886
Yeah. Look, girls,

408
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:30,521
the last thing
I would ever ask you to do

409
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,156
is compromise
your integrity.

410
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:34,025
No, no, no.

411
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:38,963
But superheroes that do not
brand themselves properly

412
00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:40,365
fade away.

413
00:16:40,397 --> 00:16:42,533
You wanna be like
Galacto Commando

414
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,835
or Mirth Man?

415
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,770
Where are they now?
Nobody knows.

416
00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,739
Actually I read Mirth Man
is doing

417
00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:49,807
some really positive work
in the Sudan.

418
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:53,912
Okay, look, I'll admit, I have
no idea where the Sudan is,

419
00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:57,181
but frankly no one does.

420
00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:59,718
It's true. I have no idea.

421
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,519
Ready to see your new toys?

422
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,088
[♪♪♪]

423
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:11,128
This is where the magic
happens.

424
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:12,664
Electra Woman, Dyna Girl,

425
00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:15,599
meet our chief of Research
and Development, Frank Heflin.

426
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,569
Hello, I am Frank.

427
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,903
Hey, Frank. Nice to meet you.
Electra Woman.

428
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:21,740
Hi, I'm Dyna Girl.
Fancy lab.

429
00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:24,475
What's that?
World's largest Google search?

430
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,911
Actually, it's the world's
only CrimeScope.

431
00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:28,413
It's the most powerful

432
00:17:28,445 --> 00:17:30,647
analytic crime-fighting
device known to man.

433
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:32,751
Frank, enough with
the nerd words. Let's go.

434
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:34,351
Come on,
show them their new suits.

435
00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:35,854
New suits?

436
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,690
[♪♪♪]

437
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:41,859
The suits are made from
an indestructible flex mesh

438
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:44,596
and a reinforced lightweight
tactical armor.

439
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,098
JUDE:
I mean, I've gotta admit,
these are great.

440
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,532
But it would've been nice

441
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:51,269
to keep a little more
of the original look to it.

442
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,771
Only part
of the original we need

443
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:54,271
is your beautiful lady-heads

444
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:57,609
popping out of those neck holes.
Frank, finish up here.

445
00:17:57,642 --> 00:18:01,146
Girls, you're gonna love
what he has next. Dixon.

446
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,849
I'm sorry,
what do you mean

447
00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:09,386
Major Vaunt
is not gonna take the deal?

448
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:11,655
He wants more money.

449
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:13,891
Look, I have news for him.

450
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:18,062
There is no other better deal
coming his way.

451
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:21,399
He used to be.

452
00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:22,599
Look, you--

453
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,602
You tell that thundering
cockalorum

454
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:26,570
he's being a major pain
in my ass.

455
00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:28,706
And if he wants to pay
for his implants

456
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:30,742
he's gonna take
this goddamn deal.

457
00:18:36,713 --> 00:18:39,983
I present to you
the ElectraCom.

458
00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:41,553
With these devices,

459
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,521
you'll be able to communicate
with each other

460
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:46,023
anywhere in the world
via video, audio

461
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,992
or by writing a message
to each other.

462
00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:50,060
That sounds
like a cell phone.

463
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:53,331
Well, it also shoots
the powerful electric blast

464
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:54,966
through a proprietary system

465
00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:56,601
that reacts
to muscle contractions

466
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,001
and neural signals
from your brain

467
00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,870
down to the nerves
in your wrist.

468
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:03,308
That doesn't sound
like a cell phone.

469
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:06,543
What are they building
over there?

470
00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:07,912
That's not ready yet.

471
00:19:07,944 --> 00:19:10,314
Okay, Frankie,
that is enough for today.

472
00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:11,782
We have to keep
this train moving.

473
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:14,219
You're not getting younger.

474
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:15,453
You're not getting superer.

475
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,021
You came out here
to play ball,

476
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:19,690
not sit on the bench.

477
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:19,690
We've gotta think about it.

478
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,460
Great. Let me leave you
with these parting words.

479
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:27,831
A great man once said there
are no second chances in life.

480
00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:29,834
No second chances.

481
00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:29,834
Who said that?

482
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:32,069
Nick Matteo
from the classic<i> Kazaam.</i>

483
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,304
Great film. Seen it?

484
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,838
I'll get you a copy.

485
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,838
We're in.

486
00:19:34,871 --> 00:19:35,973
What?

487
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,243
Because of<i> Kazaam?</i>

488
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,243
Great news.

489
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:41,179
We are gonna do amazing things.
Amazing things.

490
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:42,747
Kevin, remind me.

491
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,214
You're crushing it.

492
00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:46,617
[♪♪♪]

493
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,787
[SIGHS]

494
00:19:51,989 --> 00:19:56,560
So you wanna go see
the Hollywood sign?

495
00:19:56,594 --> 00:19:59,030
Maybe drive to the beach?

496
00:20:00,598 --> 00:20:02,634
Maybe stop pretending that I
don't know

497
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,769
that you're mad at me?

498
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,769
I'm fine. I'm not mad.

499
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,971
And I haven't been
holding in farts for an hour.

500
00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:09,173
Are you mad
because I signed with CMM?

501
00:20:09,205 --> 00:20:10,607
Maybe.

502
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,877
I agreed because
you overthink everything.

503
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:17,615
It would've taken you weeks if
not months to make a decision.

504
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:19,016
That's not true.

505
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:19,016
Okay.

506
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,885
Tell me how long it took
to decide

507
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,654
to join the softball team?

508
00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:24,222
Was it all of middle school?

509
00:20:24,254 --> 00:20:27,724
And did you quit after the
very first game, freshman year?

510
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:31,229
The cleats hurt my arches.

511
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:31,229
I'm just trying to save us time.

512
00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:32,963
And I could tell
that you were excited,

513
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:34,698
the second you saw that gear.

514
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:37,668
This is good for us.
We're gonna be real heroes.

515
00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:39,804
First of all,
we are real heroes.

516
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:41,638
Second of all,
that gear was pretty sweet.

517
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,107
Yes, it was.

518
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:47,311
That's the positive attitude
that I need.

519
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:50,114
[SIGHS]

520
00:20:50,146 --> 00:20:52,716
Where the hell did that valet
park our car?

521
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:56,087
<i> ♪ Stick with your friends
 Stick with them till the end ♪</i>

522
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,622
<i> ♪ Tell them
 How you feel about them... ♪</i>

523
00:21:01,258 --> 00:21:03,995
Aah!

524
00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:08,599
What are you doing?

525
00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:08,599
Good morning.

526
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,768
What the hell is this?

527
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,136
What? I'm getting rid of all
our old junky gear.

528
00:21:13,169 --> 00:21:15,172
I mean, we could've just
like put in a box

529
00:21:15,205 --> 00:21:16,174
and saved it, right?

530
00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:18,642
Why?
We are never going to use this

531
00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:21,913
now that we've got these.

532
00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:21,913
I guess not.

533
00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,513
[ELECTRACOM BEEPING]

534
00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,513
Oh.

535
00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:25,183
Dan's calling.

536
00:21:25,215 --> 00:21:27,351
<i> How are my two
 favorite super babes?</i>

537
00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:29,319
<i> I got you your first gig
 and it's big.</i>

538
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:31,856
That was fast.

539
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:31,856
No rest for the wicked.

540
00:21:31,888 --> 00:21:34,157
You are going to be
on<i> Good Day USA</i>

541
00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:35,393
with Connie Westerthine

542
00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:37,462
<i> and the eight million idiots
 that watch it.</i>

543
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:38,996
[SHRIEKS]

544
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:38,996
<i> We are giving them</i>

545
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,065
<i> the exclusive premiere
 of the ElectraComs,</i>

546
00:21:41,098 --> 00:21:43,334
and they're paying
a pretty penny for it,

547
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:46,337
so get yourselves together,
girls. You've got two hours.

548
00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:48,305
This is so exciting.

549
00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:49,706
Yeah, I guess.

550
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:50,974
You have to admit

551
00:21:51,008 --> 00:21:53,344
that this is at least
a little bit exciting.

552
00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:55,713
It's not the worst thing
in the entire universe.

553
00:21:55,745 --> 00:21:57,314
I'll take it.

554
00:21:57,348 --> 00:21:59,017
Super.

555
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:02,753
[♪♪♪]

556
00:22:06,757 --> 00:22:10,662
[CAR DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE]

557
00:22:20,671 --> 00:22:22,540
Have no fear, Los Angeles.

558
00:22:22,572 --> 00:22:24,975
Your city just got
a whole lot safer.

559
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:29,114
Because Electra Woman
and Dyna Girl have arrived.

560
00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:33,083
That felt good.

561
00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:33,083
That felt really good.

562
00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:35,353
Good warm-up.

563
00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:35,353
Next time in front of humans?

564
00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:36,553
In front of humans.

565
00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:36,553
Okay.

566
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:37,754
Okay

567
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:37,754
Let's do it.

568
00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:39,824
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

569
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:42,093
Hello and welcome back.
I'm Connie Westerthine,

570
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:45,296
and in the studio today
we have a very special treat.

571
00:22:45,328 --> 00:22:48,800
They have exploded on the super
scene and have quickly become

572
00:22:48,832 --> 00:22:50,600
America's newest obsession.

573
00:22:50,634 --> 00:22:54,137
Electra Woman and her sidekick,
Dyna Girl.

574
00:22:54,171 --> 00:22:56,841
Welcome, ladies. Thank you
so much for being here.

575
00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:59,143
Thank you for having us.

576
00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:59,143
Thanks.

577
00:22:59,175 --> 00:23:01,611
Well, let's just jump
right into it, shall we?

578
00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:03,114
I understand that we have

579
00:23:03,146 --> 00:23:05,116
an exclusive premiere
from you today?

580
00:23:05,148 --> 00:23:08,085
Yes. Today we are premiering
the ElectraComs.

581
00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:09,953
These are the bad boys
we will be using

582
00:23:09,986 --> 00:23:11,621
to keep all of you safe.

583
00:23:11,655 --> 00:23:14,559
And what exactly do
those ElectraComs do?

584
00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:16,727
[SCREAMING
AND INDISTINCT YELLING]

585
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:21,531
We have an emergency
that is happening right now

586
00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:23,101
outside of our studio.

587
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,307
[♪♪♪]

588
00:23:31,575 --> 00:23:32,844
MAN:
Time to move.

589
00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:35,946
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

590
00:23:36,946 --> 00:23:38,515
Hold on, boys.

591
00:23:38,549 --> 00:23:41,319
Let me take care of these two
before we get out of here.

592
00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:45,088
No, what are we gonna do?

593
00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:45,088
I don't know.

594
00:23:45,121 --> 00:23:47,858
[WHIRRING]

595
00:23:45,121 --> 00:23:47,858
[MAN GRUNTS]

596
00:23:49,527 --> 00:23:51,629
MAN 1:
Ugh!

597
00:23:51,662 --> 00:23:54,799
MAN 2:
Whoa, holy shit!

598
00:23:54,831 --> 00:23:57,801
All right, guys,
take them out!

599
00:23:57,835 --> 00:23:59,971
[GUNS COCKING]

600
00:24:01,338 --> 00:24:03,674
LORI:
That's a lot of guns.

601
00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:05,510
Not sure
this is a fair fight.

602
00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:07,478
[WHIRRING]

603
00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:07,478
[MEN SCREAMING]

604
00:24:12,249 --> 00:24:14,786
[ALL GROANING]

605
00:24:22,158 --> 00:24:24,861
Good job tiny wrist things.

606
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:27,030
LORI:
Uh-oh.

607
00:24:27,063 --> 00:24:30,801
Well,
let's make this look cool.

608
00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:32,504
[♪♪♪]

609
00:24:38,842 --> 00:24:40,978
[GRUNTING]

610
00:25:08,638 --> 00:25:10,841
[JUDE WHOOPING]

611
00:25:08,638 --> 00:25:10,841
[LORI CHUCKLING]

612
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,042
MAN:
Who are you two?

613
00:25:12,076 --> 00:25:13,877
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.

614
00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:15,279
That's right!

615
00:25:15,311 --> 00:25:16,414
[BOTH LAUGHING]

616
00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:19,015
Oh, my God.

617
00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:19,015
No time for a victory dance.

618
00:25:19,049 --> 00:25:22,052
Oh, my God.
We just kicked their butts.

619
00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,753
<i> ♪ Boom, boom
 Now shake ♪</i>

620
00:25:23,787 --> 00:25:27,091
<i> ♪ Boom, boom, boom
 We're gonna make ♪</i>

621
00:25:29,092 --> 00:25:31,695
Wow. Look at that.
You so fancy.

622
00:25:31,729 --> 00:25:33,865
I saw it on television.

623
00:25:33,897 --> 00:25:35,500
That's really good dancing.

624
00:25:33,897 --> 00:25:35,500
Yeah.

625
00:25:40,303 --> 00:25:42,672
[ELECTRACOM BEEPING]

626
00:25:40,303 --> 00:25:42,672
Ooh.

627
00:25:42,705 --> 00:25:44,407
Dan, did you see us on TV?

628
00:25:44,441 --> 00:25:47,310
<i> I saw you on my TV,
 my computer, my phone.</i>

629
00:25:47,344 --> 00:25:49,713
<i> You girls are everywhere,
 you're crushing it.</i>

630
00:25:49,746 --> 00:25:52,148
But please, do me a favor,

631
00:25:52,182 --> 00:25:55,252
never, ever do that
victory dance again.

632
00:25:55,286 --> 00:25:56,621
That was painful to watch.

633
00:25:56,654 --> 00:25:59,290
<i> Nonetheless,
 everybody loves you.</i>

634
00:25:59,322 --> 00:26:03,226
Dyna Diva says,
"You girls are an inspiration."

635
00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:06,230
<i> "Electra for life,"
 says Squad Goals.</i>

636
00:26:06,262 --> 00:26:09,567
"I hate EW and DG,"
says losers.

637
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:11,836
<i> You can't win them all.
 Guess what?</i>

638
00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:15,539
CMM is throwing a party tonight
to celebrate the both of you.

639
00:26:15,571 --> 00:26:18,041
<i> I want you to meet clients,
 schmooze,</i>

640
00:26:18,075 --> 00:26:19,710
but stay off
the dance floor.

641
00:26:19,742 --> 00:26:22,213
MAN:
I just took out a loan
to pay for some new gear.

642
00:26:22,245 --> 00:26:23,680
I can barely pay my rent.

643
00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:25,549
I know it seems far away,

644
00:26:25,581 --> 00:26:27,751
but you've got to think
about your future.

645
00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:29,185
What's your 401(k)
looking like?

646
00:26:29,219 --> 00:26:31,022
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

647
00:26:31,055 --> 00:26:33,090
Jack, Jack, hey, hey, Jack?

648
00:26:33,123 --> 00:26:34,825
And that's why
I'll never win an Oscar.

649
00:26:34,857 --> 00:26:36,359
Mr. Jones,
can you excuse us?

650
00:26:36,393 --> 00:26:38,229
Hey, Dan.

651
00:26:36,393 --> 00:26:38,229
You are still top five.

652
00:26:38,261 --> 00:26:40,030
I love that guy. Yeah.

653
00:26:40,063 --> 00:26:43,400
I want you to meet the fantastic
Electra Woman.

654
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:44,535
Hey.

655
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:44,535
Hi.

656
00:26:44,568 --> 00:26:46,369
Jack runs a campaign
for ENRG Power Drink,

657
00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,607
the most coveted campaign for
all superheroes.

658
00:26:49,639 --> 00:26:50,874
You are no one

659
00:26:50,907 --> 00:26:53,077
until Jackie boy
makes you someone.

660
00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:55,045
It's nice to meet you.

661
00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:55,045
Yeah, I know.

662
00:26:55,078 --> 00:26:56,981
Ooh.

663
00:26:55,078 --> 00:26:56,981
Hi, I'm Dyna Girl.

664
00:26:57,013 --> 00:26:58,982
Okay, cool, fun.

665
00:26:59,015 --> 00:27:00,817
Here you go.

666
00:26:59,015 --> 00:27:00,817
Okay.

667
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:04,588
DAN:
Hey! Listen up, listen up.

668
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:08,658
I want to thank you all
for coming, but of course

669
00:27:08,692 --> 00:27:11,462
you are here because there's
free booze you degenerates.

670
00:27:11,494 --> 00:27:12,929
[ALL LAUGHING]

671
00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:16,133
But the real reason we are here
tonight is to celebrate

672
00:27:16,165 --> 00:27:20,570
the new girls in town
and their first big save.

673
00:27:20,604 --> 00:27:22,173
So let's show some love

674
00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:26,910
to Electra Woman
and her sidekick, Dyna Girl.

675
00:27:26,944 --> 00:27:29,079
[ALL CHEERING]

676
00:27:32,648 --> 00:27:37,053
Make way for the Major.

677
00:27:37,087 --> 00:27:38,888
Always
with the grand entrance.

678
00:27:38,922 --> 00:27:40,725
You know it.

679
00:27:41,925 --> 00:27:43,226
So, what's this all about?

680
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:45,229
It's a celebration
of all things Vaunt.

681
00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:46,731
As it should be.

682
00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:46,731
No, it shouldn't.

683
00:27:46,763 --> 00:27:49,265
You haven't done shit
to warrant a party.

684
00:27:49,299 --> 00:27:52,168
We're celebrating the new girl
in town and her sidekick.

685
00:27:52,202 --> 00:27:54,872
Meet Electra Woman.

686
00:27:54,905 --> 00:27:57,308
I don't have a pen on me
right now, so...

687
00:27:57,340 --> 00:28:00,210
Oh. I actually
don't want an autograph.

688
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,713
Oh. Well, I don't normally
do this at parties,

689
00:28:02,745 --> 00:28:05,715
but I guess I could take
a photo with you.

690
00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:07,218
Phone?

691
00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:10,154
I'm gonna go sit down.

692
00:28:10,186 --> 00:28:12,122
That's okay.

693
00:28:12,155 --> 00:28:14,090
You know,
me and Dyna, we're the ones

694
00:28:14,124 --> 00:28:16,227
that took down
that big robbery today.

695
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:20,297
Yeah?
I think I heard about that.

696
00:28:20,329 --> 00:28:23,434
You two got lucky.

697
00:28:20,329 --> 00:28:23,434
We did, huh?

698
00:28:23,466 --> 00:28:27,370
Yeah, lucky those guys
were a bunch of amateurs.

699
00:28:27,404 --> 00:28:29,940
If you had to face
the scumbags I have,

700
00:28:29,973 --> 00:28:31,575
you would've gotten pounded.

701
00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:33,711
Oh, and I'm sure
you could take a pounding

702
00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:35,311
way better than I could.

703
00:28:35,345 --> 00:28:38,082
Oh, I can take a pounding like
you wouldn't believe.

704
00:28:40,651 --> 00:28:42,286
Okay. Nice to meet you.

705
00:28:43,986 --> 00:28:45,489
[GRUNTS]

706
00:28:47,491 --> 00:28:49,327
[SIGHS]

707
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:53,430
What's up?

708
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:53,430
Hey.

709
00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:55,765
You're Electra Woman's sidekick,
Dyna Girl?

710
00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:58,135
I'm her partner, yeah.

711
00:28:58,167 --> 00:28:59,402
I'm the Winged Wingman.

712
00:28:59,435 --> 00:29:01,871
It's not just a reference
to what I do.

713
00:29:01,905 --> 00:29:05,175
I'm also, like, Major Vaunt's
wingman in life too.

714
00:29:05,209 --> 00:29:09,413
We are real tight.

715
00:29:09,445 --> 00:29:12,215
At parties like this though,
he likes to do his own thing.

716
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,485
Mm.

717
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,485
I don't mind.

718
00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:16,987
It gives me a chance
to do my own thing too.

719
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,257
Spread my wings so to speak.

720
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,660
Plus I like to talk
to the other sidekicks.

721
00:29:23,694 --> 00:29:26,163
Listen,
I'm not her sidekick, okay.

722
00:29:26,195 --> 00:29:29,732
I'm her partner.

723
00:29:26,195 --> 00:29:29,732
Mm.

724
00:29:29,765 --> 00:29:33,136
You know, we've been doing this
since middle school.

725
00:29:33,169 --> 00:29:36,439
I used to get picked on
a lot,

726
00:29:36,473 --> 00:29:39,210
and one day she just kind of
stood up for me.

727
00:29:39,242 --> 00:29:42,146
We weren't friends or anything
at the time,

728
00:29:42,178 --> 00:29:43,680
but, you know,
she just kind of decided

729
00:29:43,713 --> 00:29:45,816
that that was the right thing
to do.

730
00:29:45,848 --> 00:29:50,186
And ever since then that's
what we've been trying to do.

731
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:51,822
The right thing.

732
00:29:51,855 --> 00:29:55,693
So, we're partners, you know.
Like a team.

733
00:29:55,725 --> 00:29:57,494
That's a nice story.

734
00:29:57,528 --> 00:30:00,264
Reminds me of how me
and Vaunt started out.

735
00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:01,699
Too bad everything changes.

736
00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:04,834
Have a good night.

737
00:30:04,867 --> 00:30:06,636
Sup.

738
00:30:07,538 --> 00:30:10,374
<i> ♪ That's a lot ♪</i>

739
00:30:10,406 --> 00:30:13,210
<i> ♪ A lot of sound ♪</i>

740
00:30:13,242 --> 00:30:16,413
<i> ♪ Build it up ♪</i>

741
00:30:16,445 --> 00:30:19,116
<i> ♪ Break it down ♪</i>

742
00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:22,285
<i> ♪ That's a lot ♪</i>

743
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:25,021
<i> ♪ A lot of sound
 A lot of sound ♪</i>

744
00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:26,290
<i> ♪ Break it down ♪</i>

745
00:30:26,322 --> 00:30:29,526
<i> ♪ On and on and on
 About ♪</i>

746
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:32,128
<i> ♪ In the end
 Who'll really listen? ♪</i>

747
00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:35,299
<i> ♪ On and on and on about ♪</i>

748
00:30:35,331 --> 00:30:38,234
<i> ♪ In the end
 Who'll really listen? ♪</i>

749
00:30:38,268 --> 00:30:40,037
<i> ♪ On and on and on ♪</i>

750
00:30:40,069 --> 00:30:41,739
<i> ♪ Break it down ♪</i>

751
00:30:41,771 --> 00:30:43,573
<i> ♪ In the end
 Who'll really listen? ♪</i>

752
00:30:43,607 --> 00:30:45,442
<i> ♪ Break it down ♪</i>

753
00:30:45,474 --> 00:30:47,177
MAN:
Spare some change?

754
00:30:47,211 --> 00:30:50,247
Spare some change?

755
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,782
[CHUCKLES]

756
00:30:52,816 --> 00:30:54,619
[GASPS]

757
00:30:58,155 --> 00:31:00,691
[♪♪♪]

758
00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:07,331
Spare some change?

759
00:31:07,364 --> 00:31:09,266
Spare some change?

760
00:31:09,299 --> 00:31:11,935
Hey! What the hell
do you think you're doing?

761
00:31:11,969 --> 00:31:14,104
[LAUGHS]

762
00:31:11,969 --> 00:31:14,104
That's mine.

763
00:31:14,136 --> 00:31:16,206
[LAUGHING]

764
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,375
No!

765
00:31:18,407 --> 00:31:20,544
[WOMAN CONTINUES LAUGHING]

766
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,450
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKER]

767
00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:30,453
[ALERT BEEPING]

768
00:31:30,486 --> 00:31:32,723
Make it quick, Frank.

769
00:31:32,755 --> 00:31:35,492
<i> The new super suit
 that you wanted is complete.</i>

770
00:31:35,524 --> 00:31:38,695
Beautiful. Thanks, Frankie.
Package it up for me, will you?

771
00:31:38,729 --> 00:31:39,730
<i>Who's it for again?</i>

772
00:31:39,762 --> 00:31:41,397
You ask too many questions,
Frank.

773
00:31:41,431 --> 00:31:43,667
It was only one question.

774
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,836
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING
OVER SPEAKER]

775
00:31:48,605 --> 00:31:50,808
ANNOUNCER:<i>
 Wanna meet your
 favorite superheroes?</i>

776
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,408
<i> Then the 17th annual
 SuperFest</i>

777
00:31:52,442 --> 00:31:54,078
<i> at the Los Angeles
 Convention Center</i>

778
00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,578
<i> is the place to be.</i>

779
00:31:55,611 --> 00:31:57,247
<i> All your favorite heroes
 will be available</i>

780
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,916
<i> for photos, autographs,
 and Q&A throughout the day.</i>

781
00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:02,386
<i> All brought to you
 by ENRG Power Drink.</i>

782
00:32:02,418 --> 00:32:05,222
No personal photos!

783
00:32:05,254 --> 00:32:09,260
Dude, your phone just got
disintegrated by Disintegrator.

784
00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,527
That's awesome.

785
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,330
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

786
00:32:14,364 --> 00:32:16,066
[♪♪♪]

787
00:32:16,098 --> 00:32:17,967
Now,
that's a great question.

788
00:32:18,001 --> 00:32:19,435
As most of you I'm sure know,

789
00:32:19,469 --> 00:32:21,438
our powers generally present
themselves

790
00:32:21,471 --> 00:32:23,641
in high school.
It was no different for me.

791
00:32:23,674 --> 00:32:26,410
One day sitting in class,
it happened.

792
00:32:26,443 --> 00:32:29,812
It was like someone flipped
a switch and there I was

793
00:32:29,846 --> 00:32:32,348
able to talk to plants.

794
00:32:32,382 --> 00:32:34,985
[CHUCKLES]
It was quite amazing.

795
00:32:35,018 --> 00:32:37,988
I couldn't very well
keep such a gift to myself.

796
00:32:38,021 --> 00:32:40,523
I mean, think how long
we've gone as a people

797
00:32:40,557 --> 00:32:43,694
not sure if a plant
needed water or not.

798
00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:46,329
Or whether it needed
to be repotted.

799
00:32:49,332 --> 00:32:52,869
I'm trying to--
I'm trying to do something here.

800
00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:54,637
No, no. Excuse me.

801
00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:57,308
I'm trying to--
I'm answering questions.

802
00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:00,343
Oh.
Well, fuck you buddy. Okay?

803
00:33:00,376 --> 00:33:03,047
You squat little tree.
This guy.

804
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:05,915
MAN:
I got three autographs
already.

805
00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:14,891
[CLEARS THROAT]

806
00:33:16,992 --> 00:33:21,498
You know it's very difficult
signing a tiny little picture.

807
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:23,434
My index fingers
have a surprising girth.

808
00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:26,536
It comes from my mom's side
of the family.

809
00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:29,205
Moving forward, it may be easier
to have one photo

810
00:33:29,239 --> 00:33:32,276
with the both of us
we can sign.

811
00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:34,578
Yeah, we're not going
to do that.

812
00:33:37,246 --> 00:33:39,349
Next.

813
00:33:41,283 --> 00:33:43,219
Why is the show so dead?

814
00:33:43,252 --> 00:33:46,056
Where the hell is everyone?

815
00:33:43,252 --> 00:33:46,056
Obviously over there.

816
00:33:46,088 --> 00:33:48,626
[♪♪♪]

817
00:33:50,026 --> 00:33:52,463
MAN:
Let me through.
I wanna get a shot.

818
00:33:52,495 --> 00:33:54,630
WOMAN: Move.

819
00:33:52,495 --> 00:33:54,630
MAN: I can't see.

820
00:33:54,664 --> 00:33:56,900
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

821
00:33:56,933 --> 00:34:00,804
She is always late.
It does not feel great, but--

822
00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:02,338
Are you writing
a hate haiku?

823
00:34:02,371 --> 00:34:03,940
Nope.
I haven't done that in years.

824
00:34:03,973 --> 00:34:05,341
Mm-hm.

825
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,176
So late night
with the SS Starletta?

826
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:10,614
Oh, my God, Dyna, she threw her
seven inch Louboutin's--

827
00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,816
Lou-boo-ton. How do you say it?
Doesn't matter.

828
00:34:12,848 --> 00:34:14,952
She threw it 300 yards
to knock out a perp

829
00:34:14,984 --> 00:34:18,454
in front of the Château Man--
Mar-- Mar-- How do you say it?

830
00:34:18,488 --> 00:34:21,158
It doesn't matter.
It was awesome.

831
00:34:21,191 --> 00:34:22,626
Sounds awesome.

832
00:34:22,658 --> 00:34:25,128
More awesome if her superpower
was time travel.

833
00:34:25,162 --> 00:34:27,196
She could've dropped you off
20 minutes ago

834
00:34:27,229 --> 00:34:28,798
when you were supposed
to arrive.

835
00:34:32,502 --> 00:34:34,738
[SNIFFING]
Oh.

836
00:34:34,771 --> 00:34:36,439
Is that
passive aggressiveness

837
00:34:36,472 --> 00:34:39,041
that you're wearing?
It's my favorite scent.

838
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:41,011
Look, I was networking.

839
00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:42,112
She's got a huge following

840
00:34:42,144 --> 00:34:44,480
so being seen with her
raises our profile.

841
00:34:44,513 --> 00:34:46,149
We're ready.

842
00:34:48,251 --> 00:34:51,354
Hi. Very cool.
I love it.

843
00:34:51,388 --> 00:34:54,158
"Live a little.

844
00:34:54,191 --> 00:34:57,961
"Never be boring.

845
00:34:57,993 --> 00:34:59,963
Love, Electra Woman."

846
00:34:59,995 --> 00:35:02,098
[CHUCKLES]

847
00:35:02,131 --> 00:35:05,968
"Always be on time.

848
00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:07,871
Dyna Girl."

849
00:35:07,903 --> 00:35:13,976
"PS,
remember that you're young

850
00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:18,781
"and you should have fun
while you can.

851
00:35:18,814 --> 00:35:23,486
"Which might mean
you show up

852
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:29,459
a few minutes late
to events."

853
00:35:32,361 --> 00:35:37,767
"PPS, yes,
have fun while you can,

854
00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:42,372
"but maybe
extend an invitation

855
00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:44,607
"to your old friends too.

856
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,876
"Some of them

857
00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:52,915
"would have loved
to go out last night

858
00:35:52,948 --> 00:35:56,019
"instead of creating
a spreadsheet

859
00:35:56,051 --> 00:35:57,488
"of crime statistics

860
00:35:57,521 --> 00:36:00,223
"that someone
will never even look at.

861
00:36:03,193 --> 00:36:08,397
And follow your heart."

862
00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:12,299
BOTH:
Have a great day. Next.

863
00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:13,604
Thanks.

864
00:36:14,571 --> 00:36:17,607
"Eat shit."

865
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:23,780
"--take mushrooms
for your health."

866
00:36:28,484 --> 00:36:30,019
Have a great day.

867
00:36:30,053 --> 00:36:31,888
Sup?

868
00:36:33,189 --> 00:36:34,959
[HUMMING]

869
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:46,236
What?

870
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:46,236
You're an embarrassment.

871
00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:48,604
Why?

872
00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:48,604
Really?

873
00:36:48,638 --> 00:36:52,743
MAJOR VAUNT:
Out of the way, losers.

874
00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:57,080
Well, well, well, if it isn't
Electra Woman and Tryna Girl.

875
00:36:57,113 --> 00:36:58,348
What?

876
00:36:58,381 --> 00:37:00,250
Tryna Girl.

877
00:37:00,283 --> 00:37:01,785
Like trying-a.

878
00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:04,521
You know, like you're trying
to be a real superhero.

879
00:37:04,553 --> 00:37:06,055
Oh. Good one.

880
00:37:06,089 --> 00:37:08,892
Yeah. I haven't thought of one
for you.

881
00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:12,461
Well, clearly you have exhausted
your creativity on that gem,

882
00:37:12,495 --> 00:37:14,064
and brilliance takes time.

883
00:37:14,097 --> 00:37:16,133
WINGMAN:
I can't wait
to get out of this costume.

884
00:37:16,165 --> 00:37:18,135
You gals might wanna take
a step back. Heh.

885
00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:20,703
Inside of the suit
has seen better days.

886
00:37:20,736 --> 00:37:21,972
[WINGMAN'S STOMACH RUMBLING]

887
00:37:22,004 --> 00:37:23,740
Are you enjoying
your first SuperFest?

888
00:37:23,772 --> 00:37:25,675
It's all right. You?

889
00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:28,078
Yeah, sweaty.

890
00:37:28,111 --> 00:37:30,580
Well, these things are different
for vets like us.

891
00:37:30,613 --> 00:37:34,650
Maybe if you practice being nice
to the big boys, you'll last.

892
00:37:34,684 --> 00:37:37,086
Most of you lady-heroes
tag out early.

893
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,589
Why is that?

894
00:37:38,622 --> 00:37:42,059
Romantic emotions,
menopause,

895
00:37:42,091 --> 00:37:44,227
Food Network.
Bunch of stuff.

896
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:47,798
Well, then for the big boys,
it must be nice and relaxing

897
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:49,231
not having to sign so much

898
00:37:49,265 --> 00:37:53,203
since no one really cares
about you anymore.

899
00:37:53,236 --> 00:37:56,339
You better watch your mouth,
little girl.

900
00:37:56,372 --> 00:38:00,176
Or I'm going to watch it
for you.

901
00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:01,945
Okay.

902
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:07,084
Jesus, these people,
I can taste the BO in my mouth.

903
00:38:07,117 --> 00:38:08,651
Big business for us
to talk about.

904
00:38:08,685 --> 00:38:10,320
Another endorsement deal?

905
00:38:10,352 --> 00:38:12,254
Not you, Vaunt. Them.

906
00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:15,157
Let's chat. Big news.

907
00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:15,157
MAJOR VAUNT: Wait, what?

908
00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:18,194
I have brought home
the grand prize

909
00:38:18,227 --> 00:38:19,562
for my two favorite girls.

910
00:38:19,595 --> 00:38:21,731
This didn't come easy.

911
00:38:21,765 --> 00:38:25,002
I had to do some
downstairs business

912
00:38:25,035 --> 00:38:26,870
with some
very unsavory characters,

913
00:38:26,903 --> 00:38:28,605
but in the end
it was worth it.

914
00:38:28,638 --> 00:38:29,873
I landed the whale.

915
00:38:29,906 --> 00:38:32,009
An endorsement deal
that is the envy

916
00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:34,944
of every other superhero
on the planet.

917
00:38:34,977 --> 00:38:36,713
I'll give you two guesses

918
00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:39,415
who might be the new faces
of ENRG Power Drink.

919
00:38:39,448 --> 00:38:41,050
Oh, my God. We did it.

920
00:38:41,084 --> 00:38:43,319
In reality, I did,
but knock yourself out

921
00:38:43,352 --> 00:38:44,521
with self-congratulations.

922
00:38:44,553 --> 00:38:47,256
My God.

923
00:38:44,553 --> 00:38:47,256
MAN: Gotta check this out.

924
00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:50,326
REPORTER:<i>
 It's a virtual war zone
 here in West Hollywood.</i>

925
00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:52,695
<i> A short time ago,
 a mysterious woman</i>

926
00:38:52,729 --> 00:38:54,196
<i> seemed to drop from the sky,</i>

927
00:38:54,229 --> 00:38:56,365
<i> leaving a path of destruction
 in her wake.</i>

928
00:38:56,399 --> 00:38:58,402
<i> She appears to be unscathed
 by the police</i>

929
00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:00,037
<i> and their gunfire.</i>

930
00:39:00,069 --> 00:39:02,972
<i> While we don't have
 all the facts, we may have</i>

931
00:39:03,006 --> 00:39:06,243
<i> our first super villain
 sighting since the Shadow War.</i>

932
00:39:06,276 --> 00:39:08,879
A super villain?

933
00:39:08,912 --> 00:39:11,982
We have to do something.

934
00:39:12,015 --> 00:39:15,051
I'd love to help, but
I really don't think I should.

935
00:39:15,084 --> 00:39:17,119
I've got another signing
in 20 minutes.

936
00:39:17,153 --> 00:39:19,756
How would the public respect
a superhero

937
00:39:19,789 --> 00:39:21,223
that didn't honor
his commitments?

938
00:39:21,256 --> 00:39:24,760
If it was a year ago,
I'd be totally in.

939
00:39:24,794 --> 00:39:28,464
But now I've got
a trick knee.

940
00:39:28,497 --> 00:39:31,702
Besides, maybe we should
let the police handle this.

941
00:39:31,734 --> 00:39:33,169
That's what
they're there for.

942
00:39:33,202 --> 00:39:35,638
Are there are any plants
that might benefit from me--

943
00:39:35,671 --> 00:39:36,839
You're good.

944
00:39:35,671 --> 00:39:36,839
Okay.

945
00:39:36,872 --> 00:39:38,307
We got this.

946
00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:39,609
Damn right we got this.

947
00:39:39,642 --> 00:39:42,678
This is going to be huge
exposure for us.

948
00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:44,213
MAJOR VAUNT:
Thanks, girls,

949
00:39:44,247 --> 00:39:46,082
but I think you should
leave this to someone

950
00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:47,717
with real super powers.

951
00:39:47,751 --> 00:39:49,453
Wouldn't want you two
to get hurt.

952
00:39:49,486 --> 00:39:52,289
Come on Wingman.
Let's fly.

953
00:39:52,321 --> 00:39:55,024
Are you serious?
I just got my damn wings off.

954
00:39:55,057 --> 00:39:58,260
MAN: You're so full of crap.

955
00:39:55,057 --> 00:39:58,260
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

956
00:39:58,294 --> 00:40:01,198
LORI: I'm far more equipped--

957
00:39:58,294 --> 00:40:01,198
MAN: ...medical issue...

958
00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:03,332
Everyone.

959
00:40:03,365 --> 00:40:07,069
This is the first super villain
we have seen in years.

960
00:40:07,102 --> 00:40:09,705
None of us have ever had
to face a threat

961
00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:11,407
of this magnitude before.

962
00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:14,644
Can't you see? This harkens back
to the days of the heroes

963
00:40:14,676 --> 00:40:16,445
that came before us.

964
00:40:16,479 --> 00:40:20,451
Now is our time to show
the world what we can do.

965
00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:24,754
Let us unite and we will defeat
this villain--

966
00:40:24,787 --> 00:40:27,356
MAJOR VAUNT:
Boring.

967
00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:31,895
--together.

968
00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:31,895
REPORTER:<i> We're getting word</i>

969
00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:33,930
<i> the super villain
 proclaims herself</i>

970
00:40:33,963 --> 00:40:36,332
<i> to be the Empress of Evil.</i>

971
00:40:36,365 --> 00:40:39,769
MAJOR VAUNT:
All right, Empress.
We've got you surrounded.

972
00:40:39,803 --> 00:40:41,671
Just give yourself up now
and we can--

973
00:40:41,703 --> 00:40:43,740
[SCREAMS]

974
00:40:43,772 --> 00:40:47,109
REPORTER:<i>
 What's that? It looks like
 renowned superhero Major Vaunt</i>

975
00:40:47,142 --> 00:40:50,479
<i> has just appeared
 on the scene to save the day.</i>

976
00:40:50,513 --> 00:40:51,848
Empress.

977
00:40:51,881 --> 00:40:54,050
Empress of Evil.

978
00:40:54,082 --> 00:40:57,620
<i> Fine. Empress of Evil.</i>

979
00:40:57,653 --> 00:40:59,789
<i>It's time to wrap this up.</i>

980
00:40:59,823 --> 00:41:02,759
<i>I'm here to bring you
 to justice.</i>

981
00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:06,630
Let's just make this easy
on the both of us.

982
00:41:06,662 --> 00:41:10,266
Okay, M.V., I'm ready.

983
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:12,202
Where's Vaunt?

984
00:41:12,234 --> 00:41:14,937
It's over.

985
00:41:12,234 --> 00:41:14,937
You're right.

986
00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:18,341
[♪♪♪]

987
00:41:23,613 --> 00:41:25,082
[ALL GASP]

988
00:41:28,852 --> 00:41:31,021
[LAUGHING]

989
00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:33,923
POLICE:
Open fire.

990
00:41:33,957 --> 00:41:36,894
[EMPRESS CONTINUES LAUGHING]

991
00:41:39,095 --> 00:41:41,231
[STATIC CRACKLING]

992
00:41:44,767 --> 00:41:45,969
[WINGED WINGMAN WHIMPERS]

993
00:41:46,002 --> 00:41:50,440
He's gonna be okay,
right?

994
00:41:56,078 --> 00:41:58,214
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

995
00:42:00,649 --> 00:42:02,484
<i> Good morning,
 I'm Wallace Reed.</i>

996
00:42:02,517 --> 00:42:05,088
<i> Welcome to our continuing
 coverage of the tragedy</i>

997
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,456
<i> that rocked Los Angeles
 yesterday evening.</i>

998
00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:10,193
<i> At approximately 8 p.m.
 Pacific Standard Time</i>

999
00:42:10,225 --> 00:42:12,595
<i> the L.A. city coroner
 declared the superhero</i>

1000
00:42:12,629 --> 00:42:14,897
<i> known as Major Vaunt dead.</i>

1001
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,298
<i> Listing the cause of death</i>

1002
00:42:16,332 --> 00:42:18,535
<i> as the giant gaping hole
 in his body.</i>

1003
00:42:18,568 --> 00:42:20,537
<i> His murder comes
 at the hands of someone</i>

1004
00:42:20,569 --> 00:42:22,504
<i> calling herself
 the Empress of Evil.</i>

1005
00:42:22,537 --> 00:42:24,773
<i> It would appear she is
 the first super villain</i>

1006
00:42:24,807 --> 00:42:27,444
<i> to have emerged since
 the end of the Shadow War.</i>

1007
00:42:27,477 --> 00:42:30,213
<i>We're joined by two different
 perspectives this morning.</i>

1008
00:42:30,245 --> 00:42:32,915
<i>First, from Los Angeles,
 it's Electra Woman.</i>

1009
00:42:32,948 --> 00:42:34,651
<i> Thanks, Wallace.</i>

1010
00:42:34,684 --> 00:42:37,620
<i> And Dyna Girl.
 I'm here too, Wallace.</i>

1011
00:42:37,653 --> 00:42:39,289
<i> Is my mic even on?</i>

1012
00:42:39,321 --> 00:42:40,923
<i>And from our New York
 studios,</i>

1013
00:42:40,957 --> 00:42:42,459
<i>it's East Coast
 super sensation,</i>

1014
00:42:42,492 --> 00:42:45,227
<i>The Holy Cannoli.</i>

1015
00:42:42,492 --> 00:42:45,227
<i> Grazie, Wally.</i>

1016
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:46,996
<i> So let me ask
 the both of you,</i>

1017
00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:49,899
<i> what are the implications
 of what happened last night?</i>

1018
00:42:49,932 --> 00:42:51,934
<i> A real-life super villain?</i>

1019
00:42:51,968 --> 00:42:53,236
<i> Should we be worried?</i>

1020
00:42:53,269 --> 00:42:54,803
<i> Great question, Wallace.</i>

1021
00:42:54,836 --> 00:42:56,705
<i> The answer would be no.</i>

1022
00:42:56,738 --> 00:42:59,108
<i> Major Vaunt, rest in peace,</i>

1023
00:42:59,142 --> 00:43:00,542
<i> put forth a valiant effort,</i>

1024
00:43:00,575 --> 00:43:02,678
<i> but in the end
 he came up short.</i>

1025
00:43:02,711 --> 00:43:04,213
<i> I won't let that happen.</i>

1026
00:43:04,247 --> 00:43:05,714
<i> Justice will prevail.</i>

1027
00:43:05,747 --> 00:43:09,519
<i> I will bring the Empress
 to her knees.</i>

1028
00:43:09,551 --> 00:43:11,521
<i> We. We will be bringing
 the Empress</i>

1029
00:43:11,553 --> 00:43:13,222
<i> to her knees, Wallace.
 We.</i>

1030
00:43:13,256 --> 00:43:14,857
<i> Holy Cannoli,
 how was this received</i>

1031
00:43:14,890 --> 00:43:17,159
<i> in your neck of the woods? </i>

1032
00:43:14,890 --> 00:43:17,159
<i> Well, Wallace,</i>

1033
00:43:17,193 --> 00:43:19,229
<i> obviously
 this is a great tragedy</i>

1034
00:43:19,261 --> 00:43:21,397
<i> and I mean a super villain?
 You gotta be kidding me.</i>

1035
00:43:21,430 --> 00:43:22,898
<i> Get out of here with that.</i>

1036
00:43:22,932 --> 00:43:24,834
<i> But from our perspective,</i>

1037
00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:27,504
<i> although we've got much love
 for the L.A. union,</i>

1038
00:43:27,537 --> 00:43:29,506
<i> we can't really get involved
 in all that.</i>

1039
00:43:29,539 --> 00:43:31,441
<i> We got our own things
 to take care of here.</i>

1040
00:43:31,473 --> 00:43:33,609
<i> And no disrespect,
 but I mean, her beef</i>

1041
00:43:33,642 --> 00:43:35,511
<i> really does seem to be
 with L.A.</i>

1042
00:43:35,544 --> 00:43:38,647
<i> So it's not even our place.</i>

1043
00:43:35,544 --> 00:43:38,647
<i> We got this. Capiche.</i>

1044
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,251
<i> There you have it.
 That's all.</i>

1045
00:43:41,283 --> 00:43:43,953
<i> Hi, Ma. Go Yanks.</i>

1046
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,790
I think we should have Frank
pull up

1047
00:43:47,823 --> 00:43:49,158
whatever he can
on CrimeScope.

1048
00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:51,226
We don't know anything
about the Empress.

1049
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:53,430
Right. Frank. CrimeScope.
Great idea.

1050
00:43:53,463 --> 00:43:55,131
Get him on it
while we're at the shoot.

1051
00:43:55,164 --> 00:43:57,167
Wait, we're not
still doing the commercial?

1052
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,801
Why wouldn't we still do it?

1053
00:43:58,834 --> 00:44:01,670
Because there's a lunatic
super villain out there

1054
00:44:01,703 --> 00:44:03,006
killing superheroes.

1055
00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:04,307
You said it yourself,

1056
00:44:04,339 --> 00:44:05,742
we don't know anything
about her.

1057
00:44:05,774 --> 00:44:08,345
So while CrimeScope does
whatever the hell it does,

1058
00:44:08,377 --> 00:44:09,946
let's do what
we're supposed to do

1059
00:44:09,979 --> 00:44:11,448
and go shoot this commercial.

1060
00:44:11,481 --> 00:44:15,452
Plus you're gonna look
so pretty. Heh.

1061
00:44:19,187 --> 00:44:22,425
Get in on the other side,
we have to get changed.

1062
00:44:24,993 --> 00:44:27,097
I gotta go, Todd.

1063
00:44:27,129 --> 00:44:28,298
I hate you, Todd.

1064
00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:31,600
No, shut up, Todd.
Todd, shut up.

1065
00:44:31,633 --> 00:44:34,937
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.
Lori and Judy, right?

1066
00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:36,238
JUDE: Uh-huh.

1067
00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:36,238
LORI: Right.

1068
00:44:36,272 --> 00:44:38,208
Today I have one job
and one job only.

1069
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,476
You wanna know what that is?

1070
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,476
Well, you're a director,

1071
00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:43,245
so I'm going to go out
on a limb and guess: directing?

1072
00:44:43,278 --> 00:44:48,083
Turning superheroes
into superstars.

1073
00:44:48,117 --> 00:44:49,752
Have you been briefed
on the concept?

1074
00:44:49,785 --> 00:44:51,053
JUDE:
Nope.

1075
00:44:51,086 --> 00:44:53,088
[♪♪♪]

1076
00:44:53,122 --> 00:44:55,258
We open on an extreme wide
in the desert.

1077
00:44:55,290 --> 00:44:56,892
Your silhouettes glimmer
in the distance

1078
00:44:56,926 --> 00:44:59,596
through rippling heat waves.
Sweat coats your skin

1079
00:44:59,629 --> 00:45:00,764
like molasses.

1080
00:45:04,499 --> 00:45:05,467
Whoa!

1081
00:45:05,501 --> 00:45:07,370
A super sweet-looking
helicopter

1082
00:45:07,403 --> 00:45:10,339
hovers in the distance
for absolutely no reason.

1083
00:45:10,372 --> 00:45:13,542
And then, as you two approach
a mystical oasis,

1084
00:45:13,575 --> 00:45:15,211
sexy assassins appear.

1085
00:45:15,243 --> 00:45:17,280
Yeah. And you guys
kick their asses into the water

1086
00:45:17,312 --> 00:45:19,481
and then jump in after them
and finish them off.

1087
00:45:19,515 --> 00:45:20,817
[GRUNTING]

1088
00:45:20,850 --> 00:45:23,520
But now you're all wet,
so what are you going to do?

1089
00:45:25,754 --> 00:45:27,289
So you whip off your suits

1090
00:45:27,323 --> 00:45:29,859
to reveal sexy, badass bikini
versions underneath.

1091
00:45:29,892 --> 00:45:32,928
But right beside you are
two cans of ENRG Power Drink.

1092
00:45:32,961 --> 00:45:36,265
We dolly in as you slip on
some super sweet shades,

1093
00:45:36,298 --> 00:45:37,934
look directly into the camera

1094
00:45:37,966 --> 00:45:39,269
and say,
"Days are the only thing

1095
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,569
"we don't know
how to take off.

1096
00:45:40,602 --> 00:45:43,173
"But now,
thanks to ENRG Power Drink,

1097
00:45:43,205 --> 00:45:44,740
we don't have to."

1098
00:45:44,774 --> 00:45:45,942
[LAUGHS]

1099
00:45:45,975 --> 00:45:47,610
Fade to black.

1100
00:45:47,642 --> 00:45:48,944
Whoa!

1101
00:45:48,977 --> 00:45:50,746
Yeah?

1102
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,348
Shh.

1103
00:45:53,783 --> 00:45:56,486
You hear that?

1104
00:45:56,519 --> 00:46:00,356
That is the sound of every
prepubescent boy in the world

1105
00:46:00,388 --> 00:46:05,761
coming of age
to images of you simultaneously.

1106
00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:09,732
Can you give us
a minute?

1107
00:46:09,765 --> 00:46:12,736
Yeah. Yeah.

1108
00:46:19,908 --> 00:46:22,444
Yeah, I'm not sure that giving
middle school kids boners

1109
00:46:22,477 --> 00:46:24,280
is something
we should aspire to.

1110
00:46:24,312 --> 00:46:25,781
At all. Ever. Forever.

1111
00:46:25,814 --> 00:46:27,182
We're better than this.

1112
00:46:27,216 --> 00:46:29,352
Actually,
we've never been better.

1113
00:46:29,385 --> 00:46:30,720
It says it right on the can.

1114
00:46:32,187 --> 00:46:33,689
So...

1115
00:46:35,124 --> 00:46:37,459
Okay, calm down.

1116
00:46:37,493 --> 00:46:39,761
Look, if he wants a couple
gratuitous boob shots,

1117
00:46:39,794 --> 00:46:41,865
who cares? He's got a vision.

1118
00:46:41,897 --> 00:46:45,635
Jude, you've got to learn
to choose your battles.

1119
00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:48,104
You know what? You're right.

1120
00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:48,104
Good. Okay. Let's just--

1121
00:46:48,136 --> 00:46:50,973
Which is why I'm choosing
not to do this.

1122
00:46:51,006 --> 00:46:52,407
Lori, this isn't us.

1123
00:46:52,441 --> 00:46:56,146
Jude, I want us to be
the best that we can be.

1124
00:46:56,178 --> 00:46:57,646
Right, so do I.

1125
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,550
And I don't wanna
cheapen myself to do it.

1126
00:47:00,582 --> 00:47:02,818
All I'm saying is I think
you've gotten so focused

1127
00:47:02,852 --> 00:47:04,354
on one path to success

1128
00:47:04,386 --> 00:47:06,256
you're not thinking
about what matters.

1129
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:08,290
Hmm, you know,
that reminds me of someone.

1130
00:47:08,323 --> 00:47:10,459
What do you mean?

1131
00:47:08,323 --> 00:47:10,459
[HUMS]

1132
00:47:10,493 --> 00:47:12,195
Me?

1133
00:47:12,227 --> 00:47:14,630
Me.
You think I'm the problem?

1134
00:47:14,664 --> 00:47:17,367
I think you've had a problem
since we got here.

1135
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:20,202
Look at this.
This is the kind of shit

1136
00:47:20,236 --> 00:47:21,671
that supers kill for.

1137
00:47:21,703 --> 00:47:24,506
And look at you.
You're still not happy.

1138
00:47:24,539 --> 00:47:26,708
Will you think about this
from my perspective?

1139
00:47:26,742 --> 00:47:29,444
Think about how all we do now
are interviews and photo shoots,

1140
00:47:29,477 --> 00:47:32,648
and half the time they
barely acknowledge I'm there.

1141
00:47:32,682 --> 00:47:35,385
Great, so it's my fault
people like me more than you?

1142
00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:37,720
Jesus, I don't give a shit
about people liking me.

1143
00:47:37,752 --> 00:47:40,289
You don't give a shit,
period.

1144
00:47:40,323 --> 00:47:42,425
I don't know
what you're doing,

1145
00:47:42,457 --> 00:47:45,494
but I'm taking advantage
of opportunities.

1146
00:47:45,528 --> 00:47:48,164
I don't miss Ohio.
I don't miss being broke.

1147
00:47:48,196 --> 00:47:50,599
I don't miss
having no respect.

1148
00:47:50,633 --> 00:47:53,136
I have worked very hard
for this.

1149
00:47:53,169 --> 00:47:54,971
No, we.
We worked hard for this.

1150
00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:56,739
We are a team, remember?

1151
00:47:56,772 --> 00:47:59,275
[♪♪♪]

1152
00:47:59,307 --> 00:48:02,745
I can't do this anymore.

1153
00:47:59,307 --> 00:48:02,745
Yeah.

1154
00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:05,948
Yeah,
I can't do this either.

1155
00:48:05,981 --> 00:48:08,117
Let's just calm down.
Let's take a break.

1156
00:48:08,149 --> 00:48:09,418
We'll talk about it later.

1157
00:48:09,452 --> 00:48:12,222
No, I can't do this anymore.

1158
00:48:12,254 --> 00:48:15,224
If you're not willing
to follow my lead,

1159
00:48:15,258 --> 00:48:16,593
then spin off.

1160
00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:19,229
Get a new suit, a new name,
a new everything.

1161
00:48:19,261 --> 00:48:20,796
See how that works out
for you.

1162
00:48:20,830 --> 00:48:22,732
I can't believe
you told me to spin off.

1163
00:48:22,765 --> 00:48:24,400
Believe it. I said it.

1164
00:48:24,432 --> 00:48:26,501
The Electra train
is moving full steam ahead

1165
00:48:26,535 --> 00:48:27,971
and it's not stopping
for anyone.

1166
00:48:28,004 --> 00:48:31,874
Jesus, you sound like Dan.

1167
00:48:28,004 --> 00:48:31,874
Good. Dan is a winner.

1168
00:48:31,906 --> 00:48:34,042
Wow. Your ass
must be pretty jealous

1169
00:48:34,075 --> 00:48:36,311
of the amount of shit
coming out of your mouth.

1170
00:48:36,345 --> 00:48:38,548
Oh, great. Walk away.

1171
00:48:36,345 --> 00:48:38,548
I am.

1172
00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:41,416
Keep stepping with your feet.

1173
00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:41,416
That's how walking works.

1174
00:48:41,450 --> 00:48:44,153
Oh, look who finally
figured out how something works.

1175
00:48:44,185 --> 00:48:46,923
Lori, stop it.

1176
00:48:44,185 --> 00:48:46,923
Judy, you stop it.

1177
00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:49,492
[♪♪♪]

1178
00:48:52,327 --> 00:48:53,495
[SIGHS]

1179
00:48:53,528 --> 00:48:55,764
I'm doing this solo.

1180
00:48:55,798 --> 00:48:57,533
And can we amp this up
a little bit?

1181
00:48:57,566 --> 00:49:00,870
It's not my grandmother's
commercial.

1182
00:49:00,903 --> 00:49:02,437
All right, you heard her,
people.

1183
00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:04,306
Let's do this. Whoa!

1184
00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:09,678
Home, please.

1185
00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:09,678
DRIVER: Okay. Where's home?

1186
00:49:11,546 --> 00:49:13,115
I don't even know anymore.

1187
00:49:13,149 --> 00:49:16,152
<i> ♪ Well, I guess it's time
 To face it ♪</i>

1188
00:49:16,185 --> 00:49:23,126
<i> ♪ I don't think I can make it
 Anymore ♪</i>

1189
00:49:23,158 --> 00:49:24,526
DRIVER:
Look, can you ask someone?

1190
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,895
I can't drive down
every street--

1191
00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,430
Aah! No, yes,
I know where I live.

1192
00:49:27,463 --> 00:49:29,265
I know
where I physically live.

1193
00:49:29,298 --> 00:49:32,200
I was just being dramatic.
God.

1194
00:49:32,234 --> 00:49:34,270
[SIGHS]

1195
00:49:34,303 --> 00:49:36,406
You know what?
Can you just take me to CMM?

1196
00:49:36,439 --> 00:49:38,975
[♪♪♪]

1197
00:49:46,682 --> 00:49:48,818
Here's your coffee, ma'am.

1198
00:49:51,053 --> 00:49:53,189
What is this?

1199
00:49:53,222 --> 00:49:56,225
This has--
This has stuff on it.

1200
00:49:56,258 --> 00:49:59,328
I specifically asked
for no stuff.

1201
00:49:59,361 --> 00:50:02,397
Aah!
The pumpkin spice. It burns.

1202
00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:03,732
Jack?

1203
00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:03,732
Yo.

1204
00:50:03,765 --> 00:50:05,834
Your crew
is a bunch of amateurs.

1205
00:50:05,868 --> 00:50:08,203
I have watched dogs
take dumps on rugs

1206
00:50:08,236 --> 00:50:09,539
more professionally
than this.

1207
00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:10,939
I'll fix this.

1208
00:50:10,972 --> 00:50:12,874
You, you're fired. Go home.

1209
00:50:12,908 --> 00:50:15,278
[SCREAMS THEN COUGHING]

1210
00:50:12,908 --> 00:50:15,278
Are we good?

1211
00:50:15,310 --> 00:50:17,747
[SIGHS]

1212
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,216
And why do you have
so many brushes?

1213
00:50:20,249 --> 00:50:22,785
I'm one person.

1214
00:50:22,818 --> 00:50:24,521
With one face.

1215
00:50:33,461 --> 00:50:34,996
JUDE:
Hey, Frank.

1216
00:50:35,030 --> 00:50:37,899
Hey, Dyna Girl.

1217
00:50:37,932 --> 00:50:39,401
[CRACKLING]

1218
00:50:39,435 --> 00:50:41,437
What are you building
over there, anyway?

1219
00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:44,774
That's not ready yet.

1220
00:50:48,377 --> 00:50:50,380
[SIGHING]

1221
00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,019
[SIGHS]

1222
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,223
Is there something wrong
with your breathing

1223
00:51:00,256 --> 00:51:03,059
or are you trying to give me
subtle mood hints

1224
00:51:03,091 --> 00:51:04,993
that I'm not understanding?

1225
00:51:05,026 --> 00:51:06,862
Maybe you could tell
Electra Woman,

1226
00:51:06,896 --> 00:51:08,397
and she could explain it
to me.

1227
00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:11,633
No dice, Frank.
We kind of had a fight,

1228
00:51:11,667 --> 00:51:14,337
and she's doing
her own thing now, I guess.

1229
00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:16,472
That's interesting.

1230
00:51:16,504 --> 00:51:18,941
[BEEPING AND WHIRRING]

1231
00:51:18,973 --> 00:51:20,910
[EXHALES AUDIBLY]

1232
00:51:24,345 --> 00:51:25,814
[SIGHS]

1233
00:51:24,345 --> 00:51:25,814
Okay,

1234
00:51:25,847 --> 00:51:28,050
either there is something wrong
with your lungs

1235
00:51:28,082 --> 00:51:29,050
or you are hoping

1236
00:51:29,084 --> 00:51:30,919
that I can solve
your emotional conundrum

1237
00:51:30,952 --> 00:51:33,522
with some
frank Frank advice.

1238
00:51:33,555 --> 00:51:36,158
Now, I assume you will see your
primary care physician ASAP,

1239
00:51:36,191 --> 00:51:38,226
but on the off chance
that you were hoping

1240
00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:40,897
for my advice, here goes.

1241
00:51:40,930 --> 00:51:43,633
Sometimes you have to lose
something

1242
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:46,769
before you realize
how valuable it really is.

1243
00:51:48,636 --> 00:51:50,972
Electra Woman
will come around.

1244
00:51:51,006 --> 00:51:52,942
Thanks, Frank.

1245
00:51:52,975 --> 00:51:54,977
You're like a regular
Dr. Oz.

1246
00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:58,347
The guy who gives away
hearts and brains?

1247
00:51:58,379 --> 00:52:00,715
That's the Wizard of Oz,
but very close.

1248
00:52:00,749 --> 00:52:03,419
Oh, yeah.

1249
00:52:00,749 --> 00:52:03,419
Yeah.

1250
00:52:03,452 --> 00:52:06,254
You know, I think I'm going to
head to the scene of the crime--

1251
00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:09,425
I've suffered loss as well.

1252
00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:09,425
See if I can find any clues.

1253
00:52:09,457 --> 00:52:12,561
I threw my Frisbee into the
forest and he never came back.

1254
00:52:12,595 --> 00:52:13,963
Okay. Have CrimeScope see

1255
00:52:13,995 --> 00:52:15,764
what it can pull up
on the Empress of Evil.

1256
00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:18,000
I miss him every day.

1257
00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:18,000
Let me know what you find.

1258
00:52:18,033 --> 00:52:20,336
His name was Jonathan.

1259
00:52:18,033 --> 00:52:20,336
Thanks, Frank.

1260
00:52:20,368 --> 00:52:22,472
Jonathan Frisbee.

1261
00:52:22,504 --> 00:52:25,040
[♪♪♪]

1262
00:52:27,475 --> 00:52:29,479
[THUDDING]

1263
00:52:30,312 --> 00:52:32,848
[♪♪♪]

1264
00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:55,303
Dyna Girl, what's up?

1265
00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:55,303
Hey.

1266
00:52:55,336 --> 00:52:58,940
It's me, Wingman.

1267
00:53:02,010 --> 00:53:05,180
I just came
to pay my respects.

1268
00:53:05,214 --> 00:53:07,817
This is from the night
he let me hide in the closet

1269
00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:10,185
and watch the three of them.

1270
00:53:10,218 --> 00:53:12,488
He was a good friend.

1271
00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:21,097
Major Vaunt and I
had our ups and downs.

1272
00:53:21,129 --> 00:53:23,064
Sometimes he would
take me for granted,

1273
00:53:23,097 --> 00:53:24,633
or laugh at my ideas

1274
00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:27,136
or light my head on fire
to make a bartender laugh.

1275
00:53:27,169 --> 00:53:29,272
Or not listen to a word
I was saying

1276
00:53:29,305 --> 00:53:31,807
when I was talking, or--

1277
00:53:31,839 --> 00:53:37,012
I guess that made me feel
really unappreciated.

1278
00:53:37,046 --> 00:53:39,482
That's why it's so important
for us sidekicks

1279
00:53:39,515 --> 00:53:41,217
to stick together when the--

1280
00:53:41,249 --> 00:53:44,085
Hey!

1281
00:53:41,249 --> 00:53:44,085
Oh, hey, great talk, Wingman.

1282
00:53:44,118 --> 00:53:47,289
Yeah.
Good luck with all that.

1283
00:53:47,323 --> 00:53:49,859
Nobody likes me.

1284
00:53:55,731 --> 00:53:58,834
[♪♪♪]

1285
00:54:01,636 --> 00:54:03,606
WOMAN 1:
Dyna Girl?

1286
00:54:05,073 --> 00:54:06,175
Can I get a picture?

1287
00:54:06,207 --> 00:54:09,278
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

1288
00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:10,579
Yeah, okay.

1289
00:54:10,613 --> 00:54:12,749
[CHUCKLES THEN SHRIEKING]

1290
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:15,885
WOMAN 2:
Hey, me too.

1291
00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:19,454
I want a photo
with the one and only Dyna Girl.

1292
00:54:19,488 --> 00:54:21,823
Oh, crap.

1293
00:54:19,488 --> 00:54:21,823
What the--?

1294
00:54:21,856 --> 00:54:24,225
JUDE:<i>
 Yeah, yeah. Absolutely, yeah.</i>

1295
00:54:24,258 --> 00:54:26,127
[♪♪♪]

1296
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,097
[SHRIEKING]

1297
00:54:29,798 --> 00:54:31,367
WOMAN:<i>
 Hey, me too.</i>

1298
00:54:31,399 --> 00:54:34,736
<i> I want a photo with
 the one and only Dyna Girl.</i>

1299
00:54:34,769 --> 00:54:36,805
JUDE:<i>
 Oh, crap.</i>

1300
00:54:39,341 --> 00:54:41,544
Oh, my God, Judy.

1301
00:54:41,577 --> 00:54:44,513
I should have been there.

1302
00:54:44,546 --> 00:54:46,082
What am I doing?

1303
00:54:46,115 --> 00:54:48,651
WOMAN:
You rolled up a snowball
and threw it into hell.

1304
00:54:48,684 --> 00:54:50,519
Now you have to see
if it has a chance.

1305
00:54:50,551 --> 00:54:52,687
Excuse me?

1306
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:55,824
Your ego's writing checks
that your body can't cash.

1307
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:59,361
What?

1308
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:59,361
You're acting like a dipshit.

1309
00:54:59,394 --> 00:55:01,030
Ah.

1310
00:55:02,564 --> 00:55:04,500
My kids look up to you.

1311
00:55:04,533 --> 00:55:06,002
You're a superhero.

1312
00:55:06,035 --> 00:55:08,171
It's about time you start acting
like one.

1313
00:55:09,937 --> 00:55:12,374
Yeah.

1314
00:55:09,937 --> 00:55:12,374
This isn't you.

1315
00:55:12,408 --> 00:55:13,909
This isn't me.

1316
00:55:13,941 --> 00:55:16,044
So you go be you.

1317
00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:20,449
I gotta go be me.

1318
00:55:20,481 --> 00:55:22,517
[♪♪♪]

1319
00:55:22,551 --> 00:55:24,787
I gotta go be me.

1320
00:55:24,819 --> 00:55:27,990
I gotta go be me!

1321
00:55:24,819 --> 00:55:27,990
What the hell?

1322
00:55:28,022 --> 00:55:30,059
Who looked her
directly in the eyes?

1323
00:55:30,091 --> 00:55:32,260
She's like a wild animal,
people.

1324
00:55:32,294 --> 00:55:33,696
That's a sign of aggression.

1325
00:55:33,729 --> 00:55:36,332
Jack, I can't do this.

1326
00:55:36,365 --> 00:55:37,899
I'm a superhero.

1327
00:55:37,932 --> 00:55:41,736
And it's about time
I start acting like one.

1328
00:55:41,769 --> 00:55:44,105
I had a kale salad
for lunch, okay?

1329
00:55:44,138 --> 00:55:46,307
So don't feed me
this bullshit.

1330
00:55:46,341 --> 00:55:48,344
I'm coming for you, Judy.

1331
00:55:48,377 --> 00:55:51,681
If you leave this set,
your reputation is ruined.

1332
00:55:51,714 --> 00:55:53,349
Do you understand that?

1333
00:55:53,381 --> 00:55:54,883
You're done in this town.

1334
00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:57,453
You're finished, Electra.
You're done.

1335
00:55:57,486 --> 00:56:02,925
Nobody walks out
on Jack Hurley.

1336
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,828
Whoa!

1337
00:56:09,765 --> 00:56:11,934
[DOOR OPENS]

1338
00:56:11,966 --> 00:56:15,003
MAN:
Oh, Jesus.
Mind shutting the door, buddy?

1339
00:56:15,037 --> 00:56:17,772
Fuck off.

1340
00:56:15,037 --> 00:56:17,772
Asshole.

1341
00:56:17,805 --> 00:56:18,973
[BEEPING]

1342
00:56:19,006 --> 00:56:21,577
Talk to me, sweetheart.

1343
00:56:21,609 --> 00:56:23,412
I know.

1344
00:56:23,444 --> 00:56:26,381
Don't you think I know this?

1345
00:56:26,414 --> 00:56:27,615
What did I tell you, huh?

1346
00:56:27,649 --> 00:56:29,251
She's gonna play ball.

1347
00:56:29,283 --> 00:56:31,753
If not, we're gonna make it
so that she has no choice

1348
00:56:31,787 --> 00:56:33,589
but to play ball.

1349
00:56:33,622 --> 00:56:35,024
So don't worry.

1350
00:56:35,057 --> 00:56:37,158
That's her. I have to go.

1351
00:56:37,191 --> 00:56:39,260
Play nice.

1352
00:56:39,294 --> 00:56:40,930
There she is.

1353
00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:42,765
Dan, she's got Judy.

1354
00:56:42,798 --> 00:56:45,734
It's all over the news.
I know, it's tragic.

1355
00:56:45,767 --> 00:56:47,168
But I have it all
figured out.

1356
00:56:47,202 --> 00:56:49,405
First thing you're gonna do
is MSNBC.

1357
00:56:49,437 --> 00:56:51,773
<i> They bid highest and
 they're giving the full hour</i>

1358
00:56:51,807 --> 00:56:53,008
<i> to remember Dyna Girl.</i>

1359
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,343
Assuming she dies.

1360
00:56:54,376 --> 00:56:56,644
She probably will.
Sorry for your loss.

1361
00:56:56,678 --> 00:56:58,848
Are you joking?

1362
00:56:58,881 --> 00:57:01,649
Judy's missing and all you can
think about is TV?

1363
00:57:01,682 --> 00:57:03,818
I'm thinking
about social media also.

1364
00:57:03,852 --> 00:57:06,821
<i> Hashtag "Dyna Gone Girl."
 Get it?</i>

1365
00:57:06,854 --> 00:57:08,423
Okay, listen to me, Dan.

1366
00:57:08,457 --> 00:57:11,493
<i> I am done with your
 bullshit media campaign.</i>

1367
00:57:11,526 --> 00:57:13,995
No, you listen to me.
They're paying top dollar.

1368
00:57:14,028 --> 00:57:15,897
You're gonna do
this interview.

1369
00:57:15,930 --> 00:57:17,966
<i> If you like interviews,
 do it yourself.</i>

1370
00:57:17,999 --> 00:57:19,868
I gotta find Judy.

1371
00:57:19,901 --> 00:57:21,936
You know how many heroes
would kill

1372
00:57:21,970 --> 00:57:24,207
to be in the position
you're in right now? Do you?

1373
00:57:25,973 --> 00:57:28,477
Hello? Hello?

1374
00:57:28,510 --> 00:57:30,446
[GRUNTS]

1375
00:57:31,847 --> 00:57:33,982
[GRUNTING]

1376
00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:38,120
[PLOPPING]

1377
00:57:39,555 --> 00:57:42,223
[♪♪♪]

1378
00:57:42,256 --> 00:57:43,459
[GRUNTS]

1379
00:57:43,492 --> 00:57:45,461
[THUDDING]

1380
00:57:45,493 --> 00:57:47,396
[WOMAN LAUGHING]

1381
00:57:54,336 --> 00:57:56,272
Hey, loser.

1382
00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,776
[♪♪♪]

1383
00:58:02,611 --> 00:58:05,181
LORI:<i> Frank. </i>

1384
00:58:02,611 --> 00:58:05,181
Hey, Electra Woman.

1385
00:58:05,214 --> 00:58:07,283
<i> God bless
 your lack of an actual home.</i>

1386
00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:09,417
Listen, the Empress
has kidnapped Judy.

1387
00:58:09,450 --> 00:58:12,287
I need to save her.

1388
00:58:09,450 --> 00:58:12,287
I'll ask CrimeScope

1389
00:58:12,321 --> 00:58:13,956
to track her
current coordinates

1390
00:58:13,988 --> 00:58:16,492
based off the tracking device
in her ElectraCom.

1391
00:58:16,524 --> 00:58:19,060
Wait, you can do that?

1392
00:58:16,524 --> 00:58:19,060
<i> That's odd.</i>

1393
00:58:19,093 --> 00:58:20,995
Yeah, Frank. That is odd.

1394
00:58:21,028 --> 00:58:23,731
That you never mentioned
that important fact.

1395
00:58:23,765 --> 00:58:25,000
She's here.

1396
00:58:23,765 --> 00:58:25,000
<i> What?</i>

1397
00:58:25,033 --> 00:58:27,069
CrimeScope says
Dyna Girl is here.

1398
00:58:27,102 --> 00:58:29,338
<i>That doesn't make any sense.
 You're reading it wrong.</i>

1399
00:58:29,370 --> 00:58:32,106
Wow.

1400
00:58:29,370 --> 00:58:32,106
I'm sorry, Frank. I'm just--

1401
00:58:32,140 --> 00:58:33,408
I'm a little worked up.

1402
00:58:33,441 --> 00:58:35,577
I'm not mad at you.
I'm mad at myself.

1403
00:58:35,611 --> 00:58:39,714
I have been a horrible friend
to Judy. I told her to spin off.

1404
00:58:39,747 --> 00:58:40,915
<i> Jesus Christ.</i>

1405
00:58:40,948 --> 00:58:42,952
I know. I feel awful.

1406
00:58:42,984 --> 00:58:44,854
Jesus Christ
is in my orange again.

1407
00:58:44,886 --> 00:58:46,388
He's wearing his sombrero.

1408
00:58:46,421 --> 00:58:49,325
Frank, focus.
Where is Dyna Girl?

1409
00:58:49,357 --> 00:58:51,426
I told you.
Her current coordinates

1410
00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:52,994
are here at the agency.

1411
00:58:53,028 --> 00:58:54,796
<i>Are you sure
 it's not malfunctioning?</i>

1412
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,298
I don't think so.

1413
00:58:56,330 --> 00:58:58,099
How do I get to you?
I'm in the Valley.

1414
00:58:58,133 --> 00:58:59,768
Do they have taxis?

1415
00:58:59,801 --> 00:59:02,304
<i> Oh, use Uber. It's built
 into your ElectraCom.</i>

1416
00:59:02,336 --> 00:59:04,239
<i> You get $20 off
 your first ride</i>

1417
00:59:04,272 --> 00:59:06,207
with the promo code "Frank."

1418
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,343
I can't say I'm surprised
by that.

1419
00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:10,713
Would you like me
to save you some orange?

1420
00:59:10,745 --> 00:59:11,914
I'll pass, Frank.

1421
00:59:11,946 --> 00:59:14,249
Okay.
More Jesus orange for me.

1422
00:59:16,218 --> 00:59:18,855
Why are you doing this,
Bernice?

1423
00:59:20,722 --> 00:59:22,591
Supply and demand, dummy.

1424
00:59:22,624 --> 00:59:26,794
Every idiot,
present company included,

1425
00:59:26,827 --> 00:59:29,130
wants to be the hero.

1426
00:59:29,164 --> 00:59:32,200
That is so boring.

1427
00:59:32,234 --> 00:59:35,738
Why would I wanna be
one of the many heroes

1428
00:59:35,771 --> 00:59:40,542
when I can be the one and only
super villain in the world?

1429
00:59:40,575 --> 00:59:42,310
I'm cornering the market.

1430
00:59:42,343 --> 00:59:46,314
It's simple
business economics.

1431
00:59:47,415 --> 00:59:48,917
That report
really took a turn.

1432
00:59:48,950 --> 00:59:50,285
Didn't it, though?

1433
00:59:50,318 --> 00:59:53,054
Anyway, there's no point
in discussing it.

1434
00:59:53,088 --> 00:59:55,290
The fact of the matter is,

1435
00:59:55,323 --> 00:59:58,126
somehow,
against all probability,

1436
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,696
you two powerless losers

1437
01:00:00,729 --> 01:00:04,033
became the biggest thing
in the super game overnight.

1438
01:00:04,066 --> 01:00:05,334
It was hardly overnight.

1439
01:00:05,367 --> 01:00:07,535
We have spent years
working up to this--

1440
01:00:07,568 --> 01:00:09,203
Anyway,

1441
01:00:09,236 --> 01:00:11,941
I wanted a piece of that.

1442
01:00:11,973 --> 01:00:13,809
And frankly,

1443
01:00:13,841 --> 01:00:17,111
I deserve it
more than you do.

1444
01:00:17,144 --> 01:00:20,081
Hey, fun fact:
you can't spell "Bernice"

1445
01:00:20,115 --> 01:00:22,318
without "be nicer."

1446
01:00:22,350 --> 01:00:23,852
[GRUNTS]

1447
01:00:23,885 --> 01:00:26,088
Okay, fine.
Maybe no more fun facts.

1448
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,589
[♪♪♪]

1449
01:00:28,622 --> 01:00:30,258
[BEEPING]

1450
01:00:34,696 --> 01:00:36,832
It's okay. She's okay.

1451
01:00:36,865 --> 01:00:38,399
You're friends.

1452
01:00:38,432 --> 01:00:40,935
You're gonna go.
You're going to see her.

1453
01:00:40,968 --> 01:00:44,405
The Empress is gonna be there.
You're going to save her.

1454
01:00:44,439 --> 01:00:46,241
She's gonna be like,
"Oh, my God.

1455
01:00:46,274 --> 01:00:47,843
I'm sorry.
What was I thinking?"

1456
01:00:47,876 --> 01:00:50,379
[MUTTERING]

1457
01:00:50,412 --> 01:00:53,115
And we'll hug.
It's gonna be like<i> Full House.</i>

1458
01:00:53,147 --> 01:00:54,649
We used to watch
that show together.

1459
01:00:54,682 --> 01:00:58,586
God, what was I--?
I can't believe--

1460
01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:59,888
Jesus.

1461
01:00:59,921 --> 01:01:02,457
[♪♪♪]

1462
01:01:05,993 --> 01:01:09,698
I need to go to Creative
Masked Management offices ASAP.

1463
01:01:09,731 --> 01:01:12,401
Emily, right?

1464
01:01:09,731 --> 01:01:12,401
What? No. Lori.

1465
01:01:12,434 --> 01:01:15,703
Sorry, wrong car.
I'm picking up Emily.

1466
01:01:15,736 --> 01:01:18,173
Mother F.

1467
01:01:18,205 --> 01:01:21,109
You suck, Emily.
I'm just kidding.

1468
01:01:21,142 --> 01:01:23,578
You're probably very nice.

1469
01:01:23,611 --> 01:01:26,147
[♪♪♪]

1470
01:01:28,383 --> 01:01:30,019
UBER DRIVER:<i>
 Hello?</i>

1471
01:01:30,051 --> 01:01:31,787
It says you've arrived.
I don't see you.

1472
01:01:31,819 --> 01:01:34,323
<i> I am at the corner
 of Van Nuys and 7th.</i>

1473
01:01:34,356 --> 01:01:37,760
7th? I'm not on 7th.
I'm on Van Nuys and Fenton.

1474
01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:41,129
<i> Uh, it says you're on 7th.</i>

1475
01:01:41,162 --> 01:01:44,565
Damn it.
Okay, just stay there.

1476
01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:46,736
[♪♪♪]

1477
01:01:48,202 --> 01:01:50,972
Hey, when did you
get your powers anyway?

1478
01:01:51,006 --> 01:01:53,575
A couple of months
after you guys left town.

1479
01:01:53,607 --> 01:01:56,678
Jealous much?

1480
01:01:56,711 --> 01:01:59,314
You know, it's really a shame
you weren't there

1481
01:01:59,347 --> 01:02:01,517
when I first discovered them.

1482
01:02:01,550 --> 01:02:03,218
I would have loved
to have shown you

1483
01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:05,821
what I did
to my foster parents.

1484
01:02:05,854 --> 01:02:07,289
Oh, God.

1485
01:02:07,321 --> 01:02:09,492
You really are evil.

1486
01:02:10,492 --> 01:02:13,928
And you're really observant.

1487
01:02:13,961 --> 01:02:16,498
[♪♪♪]

1488
01:02:19,033 --> 01:02:21,569
[♪♪♪]

1489
01:02:29,944 --> 01:02:32,780
Hi. I need to get to the
CMM offices off of Wilshire.

1490
01:02:32,814 --> 01:02:35,451
And I need to get there
as fast as possible.

1491
01:02:35,484 --> 01:02:36,618
That's great.

1492
01:02:36,651 --> 01:02:39,053
I'm not an Uber driver.
Get out of my car.

1493
01:02:39,086 --> 01:02:44,158
Oh, my God. How many black
Priuses are there in this city?

1494
01:02:44,191 --> 01:02:47,695
Look, I have $11
and half a bag of Fritos.

1495
01:02:47,729 --> 01:02:49,064
Get out.

1496
01:02:49,097 --> 01:02:51,300
I lied about the Fritos.

1497
01:02:54,635 --> 01:02:56,604
Paul.

1498
01:03:00,774 --> 01:03:02,610
I need my legs!

1499
01:03:07,481 --> 01:03:08,649
Paul?

1500
01:03:07,481 --> 01:03:08,649
Yeah. Lori?

1501
01:03:08,682 --> 01:03:10,985
Yes.

1502
01:03:08,682 --> 01:03:10,985
Hey. Hi, where are we headed?

1503
01:03:11,019 --> 01:03:14,189
CMM office. It's urgent.

1504
01:03:11,019 --> 01:03:14,189
Okay.

1505
01:03:14,222 --> 01:03:18,127
Let me just type that
into my GPS here.

1506
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,728
Ooh. I hit the N button.

1507
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,096
Ha-ha-ha.

1508
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,096
Backspace.

1509
01:03:22,129 --> 01:03:24,165
It auto corrected
to "CBS studios."

1510
01:03:24,198 --> 01:03:27,568
Oh, my God.
Just drive the goddamn car.

1511
01:03:27,602 --> 01:03:29,138
Hey. Hey.
Are you Electra Woman?

1512
01:03:29,171 --> 01:03:31,540
Holy shit.
I'm a big fan, a big fan.

1513
01:03:31,573 --> 01:03:33,709
When you took down
those fishermen using cod

1514
01:03:33,742 --> 01:03:36,245
to smuggle MP3 players-- Yeah?

1515
01:03:33,742 --> 01:03:36,245
Paul. Paul.

1516
01:03:36,278 --> 01:03:40,214
How would you like to be
my special sidekick today?

1517
01:03:40,247 --> 01:03:42,216
Yeah.
Wait, what about Dyna Girl?

1518
01:03:42,249 --> 01:03:44,919
That's the thing, Paul.
Dyna Girl needs my help.

1519
01:03:44,952 --> 01:03:47,388
She needs--
She needs our help.

1520
01:03:47,421 --> 01:03:49,624
Can I be Uber Man?

1521
01:03:49,658 --> 01:03:53,127
You know, honestly,
it lacks a little creativity.

1522
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,863
And legally,
it's probably trademarked.

1523
01:03:54,896 --> 01:03:57,598
If you want it long-term, you
need a lawyer. For today, yes.

1524
01:03:57,631 --> 01:04:00,301
Pedal to the metal,
Uber Man.

1525
01:04:00,334 --> 01:04:02,603
It's Uber time.

1526
01:04:00,334 --> 01:04:02,603
Sure.

1527
01:04:02,636 --> 01:04:04,805
Oh, seatbelts. Seatbelts.

1528
01:04:02,636 --> 01:04:04,805
Okay. Yes.

1529
01:04:04,839 --> 01:04:06,575
♪ Put on a seatbelt
Before you drive ♪

1530
01:04:06,607 --> 01:04:08,709
♪ Put on your seatbelt
To stay alive ♪

1531
01:04:08,743 --> 01:04:10,779
Let's do this.

1532
01:04:10,812 --> 01:04:13,348
[♪♪♪]

1533
01:04:15,850 --> 01:04:18,252
She was right, Paul.
She was right.

1534
01:04:18,285 --> 01:04:20,588
We didn't come
out here to forget who we are.

1535
01:04:20,622 --> 01:04:23,258
We came out here to be
the best versions of ourselves

1536
01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,593
that we could be.

1537
01:04:24,626 --> 01:04:28,430
Somehow I forgot that
along the way.

1538
01:04:28,463 --> 01:04:31,867
You know, I don't think
I've ever actually told her

1539
01:04:31,899 --> 01:04:33,734
how much I appreciate her.

1540
01:04:33,767 --> 01:04:35,771
I don't think
I actually knew

1541
01:04:35,803 --> 01:04:38,372
how much I appreciated her
until she left.

1542
01:04:38,406 --> 01:04:40,108
Turn left.
I need to grab something.

1543
01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:41,376
The rescue mission.

1544
01:04:41,408 --> 01:04:43,511
Left, Uber Man. Turn left.

1545
01:04:43,544 --> 01:04:46,113
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1546
01:04:43,544 --> 01:04:46,113
Whoa! Ha-ha-ha!

1547
01:04:46,147 --> 01:04:49,117
I'm weaving around old ladies
like pylons out here.

1548
01:04:49,149 --> 01:04:50,651
That was very impressive.

1549
01:04:50,685 --> 01:04:53,889
That was Uber-riffic.
I am Uber-tastic.

1550
01:04:53,921 --> 01:04:55,490
Okay.

1551
01:04:53,921 --> 01:04:55,490
I'm-- I'm--

1552
01:04:55,522 --> 01:04:57,425
This is the Ub-nation.

1553
01:04:55,522 --> 01:04:57,425
Okay.

1554
01:04:57,459 --> 01:05:00,928
You know, I was slightly
turned on for a second. And now?

1555
01:05:00,961 --> 01:05:03,431
Ub-baby. Uber--

1556
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:05,867
Nope. Stop. Shut it down.

1557
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:05,867
Zip it, Paul.

1558
01:05:05,899 --> 01:05:09,937
I can't believe
I ever stood up for you.

1559
01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:11,872
Lori was right.

1560
01:05:11,906 --> 01:05:13,842
The only thing
Lori was right about

1561
01:05:13,874 --> 01:05:17,011
was the fact
that you're a pathetic sidekick.

1562
01:05:17,044 --> 01:05:19,313
She said that?

1563
01:05:17,044 --> 01:05:19,313
Probably.

1564
01:05:19,347 --> 01:05:22,251
I mean, it sounds like something
she'd say.

1565
01:05:22,283 --> 01:05:24,452
I don't actually know.

1566
01:05:24,486 --> 01:05:27,656
I'm just assuming because,
you know,

1567
01:05:27,689 --> 01:05:30,593
she always kind of thought
she was better than you.

1568
01:05:33,461 --> 01:05:35,964
[♪♪♪]

1569
01:05:35,997 --> 01:05:38,000
Check this out.

1570
01:05:40,334 --> 01:05:43,738
My brain has become
so strong,

1571
01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:46,408
it figured out how to change
the molecular structure

1572
01:05:46,441 --> 01:05:51,379
of my skin to deflect
any harm whatsoever.

1573
01:05:53,781 --> 01:05:56,285
I'm basically
indestructible.

1574
01:05:56,318 --> 01:05:58,386
Hashtag "thanks puberty."

1575
01:05:58,419 --> 01:06:00,289
[CHUCKLING]

1576
01:06:01,856 --> 01:06:03,892
But NBD, right?

1577
01:06:03,925 --> 01:06:06,394
I mean,
that whole "no powers" thing

1578
01:06:06,428 --> 01:06:11,066
is working out
really well for you.

1579
01:06:11,098 --> 01:06:13,100
Oh, wait.

1580
01:06:13,133 --> 01:06:14,935
Yeah, I get it.

1581
01:06:14,968 --> 01:06:16,905
You're very powerful.

1582
01:06:16,937 --> 01:06:19,807
It's quite unfair.

1583
01:06:21,242 --> 01:06:23,778
[♪♪♪]

1584
01:06:25,312 --> 01:06:26,814
PAUL:
Hey.

1585
01:06:26,847 --> 01:06:30,117
So if this thing doesn't
work out for some reason,

1586
01:06:30,151 --> 01:06:33,221
I've been a sidekick on and off
for a bunch of supers.

1587
01:06:33,254 --> 01:06:36,091
I'd love to be considered
if an opportunity comes around.

1588
01:06:36,124 --> 01:06:38,426
If this rescue mission
doesn't work out.

1589
01:06:38,459 --> 01:06:42,129
And if it does work out,

1590
01:06:42,162 --> 01:06:44,932
call me anyway?

1591
01:06:48,435 --> 01:06:51,039
Okay.

1592
01:06:48,435 --> 01:06:51,039
Thanks.

1593
01:06:52,573 --> 01:06:54,376
Paul Kaulkman.

1594
01:06:54,408 --> 01:06:56,477
Make sure you rate
five stars.

1595
01:06:57,778 --> 01:06:59,513
Frank.

1596
01:06:59,546 --> 01:07:01,782
Hey, Electra Woman.

1597
01:07:01,816 --> 01:07:03,651
[LORI PANTING]

1598
01:07:03,685 --> 01:07:07,356
What can I help you with?

1599
01:07:03,685 --> 01:07:07,356
Dyna Girl. Missing.

1600
01:07:07,388 --> 01:07:08,622
Oh, yeah.

1601
01:07:08,656 --> 01:07:10,425
Well,
CrimeScope said she was here,

1602
01:07:10,457 --> 01:07:13,194
but I don't see her.

1603
01:07:13,227 --> 01:07:14,463
Soup?

1604
01:07:14,495 --> 01:07:17,898
No, Frank.

1605
01:07:17,932 --> 01:07:20,769
Hey, what's in the box?

1606
01:07:20,801 --> 01:07:23,405
I need you to fix that
for me.

1607
01:07:28,276 --> 01:07:30,278
Huh.

1608
01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:32,847
[♪♪♪]

1609
01:07:59,173 --> 01:08:00,809
Jude.

1610
01:08:00,841 --> 01:08:04,146
Lori.

1611
01:08:00,841 --> 01:08:04,146
Hey, loser.

1612
01:08:04,178 --> 01:08:05,546
Bernice?

1613
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:08,316
Empress of Evil.

1614
01:08:08,348 --> 01:08:10,051
[GRUNTS]

1615
01:08:10,084 --> 01:08:11,252
Okay, well,

1616
01:08:11,285 --> 01:08:12,820
first of all,

1617
01:08:12,854 --> 01:08:15,223
it's great to see
that you are still terrible.

1618
01:08:15,256 --> 01:08:18,760
Second of all, what are you
doing here under CMM?

1619
01:08:18,793 --> 01:08:21,296
Dan saw something in me
he couldn't pass up.

1620
01:08:21,329 --> 01:08:24,166
BOTH: What?

1621
01:08:21,329 --> 01:08:24,166
Yeah, he's my agent now.

1622
01:08:24,199 --> 01:08:27,536
Hashtag "blessed."

1623
01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:30,439
JUDE:
Lori!

1624
01:08:30,471 --> 01:08:32,673
[♪♪♪]

1625
01:08:35,709 --> 01:08:37,879
[♪♪♪]

1626
01:08:41,348 --> 01:08:43,785
Wakey wakey.

1627
01:08:44,651 --> 01:08:47,087
[BERNICE LAUGHS]

1628
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,190
Real mature, Bernice.

1629
01:08:49,223 --> 01:08:51,959
You okay?

1630
01:08:49,223 --> 01:08:51,959
I'm alive.

1631
01:08:51,993 --> 01:08:54,396
For now.

1632
01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:56,230
Looking for something?

1633
01:08:56,263 --> 01:08:59,168
[♪♪♪]

1634
01:09:05,172 --> 01:09:07,041
Whoops.

1635
01:09:07,074 --> 01:09:10,377
You know, I try not to hate you,
but you make it so hard.

1636
01:09:10,410 --> 01:09:12,012
Not for me.
I hate you.

1637
01:09:12,046 --> 01:09:14,516
Like I care
what you think about me.

1638
01:09:14,548 --> 01:09:16,450
Why are you doing this,
Bernice?

1639
01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:18,753
Argh.
Can you just get her caught up?

1640
01:09:18,785 --> 01:09:19,954
Yeah, that's fine.

1641
01:09:19,988 --> 01:09:21,990
You know,
as much as I would love

1642
01:09:22,022 --> 01:09:24,726
to continue to be unimpressed
by you two,

1643
01:09:24,758 --> 01:09:26,962
I made a promise
in my Reddit AMA

1644
01:09:26,994 --> 01:09:29,497
to do some more
villainy stuff today. Heh.

1645
01:09:29,530 --> 01:09:33,767
A kind stranger
even gave me gold.

1646
01:09:33,801 --> 01:09:35,837
Though I have no idea
what that means.

1647
01:09:35,869 --> 01:09:39,006
Plus, Dan wants me
to stir up more trouble anyway.

1648
01:09:39,039 --> 01:09:41,542
I don't understand
Dan's plan.

1649
01:09:41,575 --> 01:09:44,412
Why would he want you
to kill us?

1650
01:09:44,445 --> 01:09:46,448
That's my idea.

1651
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,550
Dan doesn't have a clue.

1652
01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:50,619
He just mapped out
the whole timeline.

1653
01:09:50,651 --> 01:09:53,654
Gotta keep you guys trapped
for a bit.

1654
01:09:53,687 --> 01:09:57,258
Get the public invested
in your search and rescue.

1655
01:09:57,292 --> 01:09:59,861
And then...

1656
01:10:01,262 --> 01:10:02,698
[CHUCKLING]

1657
01:10:04,298 --> 01:10:06,502
[LAUGHING]

1658
01:10:14,609 --> 01:10:17,245
Jude, I am so sorry.

1659
01:10:17,278 --> 01:10:18,547
Don't worry about it.

1660
01:10:18,579 --> 01:10:20,515
You said things.
And I said things.

1661
01:10:20,547 --> 01:10:25,052
And the truth is we both just
got caught up in our own egos.

1662
01:10:25,086 --> 01:10:29,257
We gave too much credit to our
definitions of right and wrong,

1663
01:10:29,289 --> 01:10:31,325
took opinion for fact.

1664
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:34,763
We forgot to remember
the importance of respect,

1665
01:10:34,796 --> 01:10:37,164
[SNORING]

1666
01:10:34,796 --> 01:10:37,164
patience, humility--

1667
01:10:37,198 --> 01:10:39,501
Lori? Lori.

1668
01:10:39,534 --> 01:10:41,836
Are you cutting me off
with a fake coma?

1669
01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:43,939
"Cut-me-off coma's"
a classic.

1670
01:10:43,971 --> 01:10:45,839
I haven't used it
on you in months.

1671
01:10:45,873 --> 01:10:47,943
Fine.
You don't like my speeches.

1672
01:10:47,976 --> 01:10:49,444
No.

1673
01:10:49,476 --> 01:10:51,745
No, I like your speeches.

1674
01:10:51,779 --> 01:10:54,082
And that one's great.

1675
01:10:54,114 --> 01:10:55,684
It's very true to you.

1676
01:10:55,717 --> 01:10:57,485
It's really heartfelt.

1677
01:10:57,517 --> 01:10:59,354
And super boring.

1678
01:10:59,387 --> 01:11:00,889
Thanks.

1679
01:11:02,422 --> 01:11:04,126
[GROANS]

1680
01:11:10,632 --> 01:11:13,068
JUDE:
Frank.

1681
01:11:13,101 --> 01:11:14,336
Oh.

1682
01:11:14,369 --> 01:11:18,206
Hey, Dyna Girl. Loser.

1683
01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:21,910
What are you doing down here?

1684
01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:21,910
I keep soup down here.

1685
01:11:21,943 --> 01:11:23,378
What are you doing
down here?

1686
01:11:23,410 --> 01:11:24,945
The Empress?

1687
01:11:24,979 --> 01:11:27,615
Judy's been kidnapped.
I came here looking for her.

1688
01:11:27,649 --> 01:11:31,753
Did you not notice I went down
the hallway and never came back?

1689
01:11:31,785 --> 01:11:35,890
Right. Well, I'm glad
that you found her.

1690
01:11:35,922 --> 01:11:38,325
It's excellent work
as always.

1691
01:11:38,359 --> 01:11:39,526
Have fun.

1692
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,997
Frank, unchain us.

1693
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,997
Oh.

1694
01:11:42,029 --> 01:11:43,831
Get us out of here
so we can suit up.

1695
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:46,233
Oh, right here.

1696
01:11:46,266 --> 01:11:50,237
I said "suit up,"
not "soup up."

1697
01:11:50,270 --> 01:11:53,007
Oh, well,
they do sound very similar.

1698
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:56,410
Hold on, is that minestrone?

1699
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:56,410
You're darn tooting.

1700
01:11:56,444 --> 01:11:59,247
[♪♪♪]

1701
01:12:06,387 --> 01:12:09,224
[BEEPING]

1702
01:12:13,628 --> 01:12:15,764
[SLURPING
THEN EXHALES AUDIBLY]

1703
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,075
So...

1704
01:12:29,644 --> 01:12:32,780
what exactly
is our game plan?

1705
01:12:32,814 --> 01:12:34,816
Oh, I--

1706
01:12:34,848 --> 01:12:38,153
I almost forgot. It's ready.

1707
01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:40,355
[♪♪♪]

1708
01:12:40,387 --> 01:12:41,588
[GASPS]

1709
01:12:41,622 --> 01:12:43,425
[ENGINE REVVING]

1710
01:12:47,261 --> 01:12:48,863
[TIRES SCREECH]

1711
01:12:48,895 --> 01:12:51,399
[CROWD SCREAMING]

1712
01:12:55,703 --> 01:12:57,172
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1713
01:12:57,204 --> 01:12:59,740
[♪♪♪]

1714
01:13:03,744 --> 01:13:05,713
Whoa, it's Electra Woman
and Dyna Girl.

1715
01:13:05,747 --> 01:13:08,182
And the ElectraCar.
Ooh!

1716
01:13:08,216 --> 01:13:10,752
[♪♪♪]

1717
01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:32,406
[WHIRRING]

1718
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:47,189
Whoa!

1719
01:13:52,860 --> 01:13:54,629
What?

1720
01:13:54,662 --> 01:13:55,829
[BEEPING]

1721
01:13:54,662 --> 01:13:55,829
[SIGHS]

1722
01:13:55,863 --> 01:13:58,033
All that work.

1723
01:14:00,234 --> 01:14:02,070
Goddamn it.

1724
01:14:02,102 --> 01:14:05,272
We waited the whole show
for the ElectraCar. That was it?

1725
01:14:05,306 --> 01:14:06,941
Yeah, but at least
we got to look cool.

1726
01:14:06,973 --> 01:14:08,543
Yeah?

1727
01:14:06,973 --> 01:14:08,543
Yeah.

1728
01:14:08,575 --> 01:14:11,412
It's true. You looked really
cool standing in front of it.

1729
01:14:11,445 --> 01:14:12,747
No regrets.

1730
01:14:12,779 --> 01:14:14,414
I agree.

1731
01:14:14,448 --> 01:14:16,985
It would've been great
to get more time with the car.

1732
01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:19,186
I really enjoyed
the time we had with it.

1733
01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:22,323
Okay, but seriously,
no ElectraComs, no ElectraCar.

1734
01:14:22,355 --> 01:14:24,124
I'm pretty sure
we're Electra-screwed.

1735
01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:26,060
We never had any of that stuff
before.

1736
01:14:26,092 --> 01:14:28,229
We were still superheroes,
right?

1737
01:14:28,262 --> 01:14:30,431
Right.

1738
01:14:30,463 --> 01:14:34,101
Hey, Empress. Remember when
I said I'd never hit a kid?

1739
01:14:34,135 --> 01:14:36,137
I lied.

1740
01:14:34,135 --> 01:14:36,137
And I have not expressed

1741
01:14:36,169 --> 01:14:39,574
an opinion on the subject,
until now.

1742
01:14:39,606 --> 01:14:43,511
[♪♪♪]

1743
01:14:43,543 --> 01:14:45,247
[GRUNTING]

1744
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:55,190
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Get her. Get her.

1745
01:14:55,222 --> 01:14:58,392
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Yeah. Yeah.

1746
01:14:58,426 --> 01:15:01,162
Just let me do this.

1747
01:14:58,426 --> 01:15:01,162
Okay, yeah. Okay.

1748
01:15:01,195 --> 01:15:03,131
[GRUNTING]

1749
01:15:06,601 --> 01:15:09,838
She is not injured.

1750
01:15:11,739 --> 01:15:15,276
Yeah, yeah. I just don't--
I don't think it's working.

1751
01:15:15,309 --> 01:15:17,645
[LAUGHING]

1752
01:15:17,677 --> 01:15:19,479
Cute, guys.

1753
01:15:19,512 --> 01:15:24,751
We're ahead of schedule,
but I don't think Dan will mind.

1754
01:15:24,784 --> 01:15:26,587
[LORI GRUNTS]

1755
01:15:31,626 --> 01:15:34,029
JUDE:
Electra Woman!

1756
01:15:35,428 --> 01:15:38,999
[♪♪♪]

1757
01:15:45,405 --> 01:15:47,175
[LAUGHING]

1758
01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:49,744
Looks like the world
will get to watch you fail

1759
01:15:49,776 --> 01:15:52,113
at saving
your precious sidekick.

1760
01:15:52,145 --> 01:15:53,514
LORI:
She's not my sidekick.

1761
01:15:54,714 --> 01:15:56,516
She's my partner.

1762
01:15:56,550 --> 01:15:58,785
Always has been,
and always will be.

1763
01:15:58,819 --> 01:16:00,254
[GRUNTING]

1764
01:16:00,288 --> 01:16:04,192
Kind of like how you'll always
just be Bernice.

1765
01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:06,895
Our annoying,
shitty neighbor,

1766
01:16:09,462 --> 01:16:11,131
with a peanut allergy.

1767
01:16:11,164 --> 01:16:12,667
[♪♪♪]

1768
01:16:12,699 --> 01:16:15,535
Ugh!

1769
01:16:15,569 --> 01:16:17,906
[BERNICE GRUNTING]

1770
01:16:17,939 --> 01:16:20,040
[BERNICE COUGHING]

1771
01:16:25,913 --> 01:16:28,816
JUDE:
How's that impenetrable skin
working out for you?

1772
01:16:28,848 --> 01:16:30,450
Oh, fuck.

1773
01:16:30,484 --> 01:16:32,086
Uh-oh.

1774
01:16:32,119 --> 01:16:34,522
[♪♪♪]

1775
01:16:36,656 --> 01:16:38,525
Argh.

1776
01:16:38,559 --> 01:16:40,395
[WHIMPERS]

1777
01:16:46,066 --> 01:16:47,968
This is taking a turn.

1778
01:16:46,066 --> 01:16:47,968
Did you know

1779
01:16:48,002 --> 01:16:49,504
that was gonna happen?

1780
01:16:48,002 --> 01:16:49,504
No.

1781
01:16:49,537 --> 01:16:51,472
[GASPING]

1782
01:16:57,410 --> 01:16:59,747
What did you do?

1783
01:16:59,779 --> 01:17:01,848
Oh, God.

1784
01:17:01,882 --> 01:17:03,418
I can't not look at it.

1785
01:17:03,450 --> 01:17:05,220
[GRUNTING]

1786
01:17:09,690 --> 01:17:13,761
Hey, losers,
where do you think you're going?

1787
01:17:13,793 --> 01:17:15,262
This isn't over.

1788
01:17:15,296 --> 01:17:18,098
I'm--

1789
01:17:15,296 --> 01:17:18,098
[EXPLOSION]

1790
01:17:36,249 --> 01:17:39,686
Whew.

1791
01:17:36,249 --> 01:17:39,686
[GRUNTS]

1792
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,254
[♪♪♪]

1793
01:17:41,288 --> 01:17:43,324
[GRUNTS]

1794
01:17:43,356 --> 01:17:45,892
God.

1795
01:17:43,356 --> 01:17:45,892
I'm grateful you stopped her,

1796
01:17:45,926 --> 01:17:49,163
but that was way more graphic
than expected or needed.

1797
01:17:49,195 --> 01:17:53,834
I agree.
Great work but gross.

1798
01:17:53,868 --> 01:17:56,070
Yeah, definitely.

1799
01:17:53,868 --> 01:17:56,070
Agreed.

1800
01:17:56,102 --> 01:17:59,573
Okay,
I guess we gotta go find Dan.

1801
01:17:59,606 --> 01:18:03,144
You know what might help?

1802
01:17:59,606 --> 01:18:03,144
What?

1803
01:18:03,177 --> 01:18:05,880
Oh, my God. You fixed the
DynaSuction?

1804
01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:07,248
Maybe.

1805
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,917
See,
our old gear wasn't so bad.

1806
01:18:09,949 --> 01:18:12,586
Like I said, we're classic.

1807
01:18:12,619 --> 01:18:14,655
No change needed.

1808
01:18:16,790 --> 01:18:20,293
You know, I really appreciate
you doing this.

1809
01:18:20,327 --> 01:18:22,030
But don't you think

1810
01:18:22,062 --> 01:18:23,830
we could have used this
a few minutes ago?

1811
01:18:23,864 --> 01:18:25,199
Like, when all was lost

1812
01:18:25,231 --> 01:18:27,135
and it looked like
we might be defeated?

1813
01:18:27,168 --> 01:18:29,103
You know,
sure, we could have.

1814
01:18:29,136 --> 01:18:30,538
I just thought
maybe thematically

1815
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:32,606
I should give it to you
at the end.

1816
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:35,642
Putting a nice button on
the whole journey-between-us.

1817
01:18:35,676 --> 01:18:38,980
I can see why you'd risk our
lives for that. Makes sense.

1818
01:18:39,012 --> 01:18:40,881
I'm a sucker
for storytelling.

1819
01:18:40,914 --> 01:18:42,315
So, what do we do about Dan?

1820
01:18:42,348 --> 01:18:44,584
I mean,
he basically tried to kill us.

1821
01:18:44,618 --> 01:18:47,955
True, but for argument's sake,
I mean,

1822
01:18:47,988 --> 01:18:50,992
is this really the worst thing
an agent has done to a client?

1823
01:18:51,025 --> 01:18:52,827
Mm. Good point.

1824
01:18:52,860 --> 01:18:55,696
You know, I could really go
for a vacation.

1825
01:18:55,729 --> 01:18:57,131
Oh, let's go to Canada.

1826
01:18:57,163 --> 01:18:59,300
I hear they have great
tax incentives.

1827
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:01,536
Oh, that's what
I'm talking about.

1828
01:19:01,569 --> 01:19:03,504
[♪♪♪]

1829
01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:32,400
<i> ♪ Electra Woman
 And Dyna Girl ♪</i>

1830
01:19:40,306 --> 01:19:47,247
<i> ♪ Electra Woman
 And Dyna Girl ♪</i>

1831
01:20:25,319 --> 01:20:32,360
<i> ♪ Electra Woman
 And Dyna Girl ♪</i>