1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:16,215 ¶ ELECTRONIC MUSIC ¶ 2 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,984 GEORGIA This turkey looks like the mafia got a hold of it. 3 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:21,453 JUDY It's how the Amish do it. I saw it on YouTube. 4 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:24,289 GEORGIA The Amish post on YouTube? That is crazy. 5 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:27,626 JUDY I know, times have changed [LAUGHTER]. Wait, this is, 6 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:31,096 this is hell. I, I never gave my mother enough credit for doing 7 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:34,199 this production year after year. I guess I was already drinking 8 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,435 by the time everything was done. It was like this magical, 9 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:39,304 mystical meal appeared [LAUGHTER]. And Bill 10 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,023 always did the cooking, so- 11 00:00:41,024 --> 00:00:42,741 GEORGIA Yeah, that - Thanksgiving is fun for everyone but the chef. 12 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,343 True that. 13 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:48,414 ZOE Mom has been brining the turkey for a week. It's gonna be 14 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,449 more like Passover than Thanksgiving. 15 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,551 LILY Oh, what'd you say? 16 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:56,488 I just can't believe that our mother, a woman who's 17 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:59,124 consistently flummoxed by the microwave and who has never 18 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:03,262 made a piece of unburnt toast, is cooking for 15. 19 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:07,299 Do you remember that one time when she made that big pie with 20 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,169 that huge dome. And then dad tapped on it and 21 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,237 the whole thing collapsed. [LAUGHTER] 22 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,539 Oh, it was so tragic. 23 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,108 No, it was funny. 24 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,376 I like his new girlfriend. 25 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:21,046 She's cool. But it's like mega awkward when she treats me 26 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,247 like we're besties. 27 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,515 Totes, that's so off. 28 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,351 And she's always posting on my Facebook and liking things. 29 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,187 [LAUGHTER] Why don't you block her? 30 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,755 It would make things kind of weird. 31 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,690 GEORGIA I do not trust those instructional videos. 32 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,593 I followed one once and seriously almost blinded 33 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,029 myself trying to apply liquid eye liner. 34 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:38,214 JUDY Are you kidding? 35 00:01:38,215 --> 00:01:39,398 GEORGIA Bad idea. JUDY That's terrible 36 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,568 Oh look, there's my wayward husband. 37 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,270 Why did you guys drive separately? 38 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,474 He had to drop something off on his way over here. 39 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,642 For work, on Thanksgiving? 40 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:53,679 Who knows where he goes or what he does. 41 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,481 ZOE I wonder why she's unfriended me? 42 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:58,817 LILLY Well you live far away. She doesn't even know you yet. 43 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:02,521 I guess it's better that way. Mom would be crazy jealous. 44 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,656 She already puts me in the middle enough as it is. 45 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,392 Wait, so mom can see what's on my Facebook? 46 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,361 Yeah, she's got like this secret account. 47 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,831 She's like the J. Edgar Hoover of social media. 48 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,134 [LAUGHTER] I'll show you. 49 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,170 GEORGIA Really? An hour. 50 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,671 RICK No, no, no, it's not been an hour. Look, I had to park 51 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,306 like a mile away. That's - - there's trees in this 52 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,274 neighborhood, everywhere. 53 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,241 Your obsession with sap is unnerving. 54 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,144 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Happy Thanksgiving. 55 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,111 [BIRD CHIRPING NOISE] 56 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,813 GEORGIA What is that weird sound? 57 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,514 Uh, I don't know, I downloaded some new ring tones, 58 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,349 That's probably what it is. 59 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,650 It sounds like a dying sparrow. 60 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,851 I'll set it to silent. 61 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,219 Will you set it to off? 62 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,854 Okay, happy now? 63 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,457 I'm gonna go help with the buffet table, want to help me? 64 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,726 Sounds exciting. I'm gonna make a cocktail instead. 65 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,005 Hey Kimmy. 66 00:02:42,006 --> 00:02:43,283 KIMMY Oh, hey Rick. 67 00:02:43,284 --> 00:02:44,561 RICK Hey can you believe the, uh, Vuelta, Contador and Froome 68 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,731 battling it out? It should be the tour, right? 69 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,533 KIMMY Right. 70 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,334 GEORGIA Sounds like you guys are having fun. Kimmy, he's on restriction, 71 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,570 no cell phone for Rick. No cell phone for Rick. 72 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,504 KIMMY (OS) Got it. GEORGIA (OS) No cell phone 73 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,573 I will keep an eye on him for Rick 74 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,641 KIMMY (OS) So Rick, uh, are, are you going to the Giro in Italy or? 75 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,510 Yeah, yeah, I'll be in Italy for the Giro. 76 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,045 KIMMY Wow. 77 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,579 I'll miss the tour in France, though, but I'm gonna go to the 78 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,348 Vuelta in Spain for sure. 79 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,750 KIMMY Wow. RICK Yeah. 80 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,418 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON PORCH] 81 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,820 DYLAN Oops. 82 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,221 JESSE So I'm, I'm chatting with this guy on Bottom Feeder for like 83 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,889 three weeks and then he just disappears. 84 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,592 DYLAN Bottom Feeder's bull shit. People just want to chat and 85 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:17,596 chat and chat and chat and chat. It's a bottomless chat feeder. 86 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,132 JESSE Okay yes, but I just felt rejected, you know. 87 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:23,235 DYLAN It's not real rejection. It's more of a pseudo rejection. 88 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,703 We just had so much in common. We both loved 89 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,739 Miles Davis, Dry Rieslings and spontaneous swimming and then 90 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:32,377 poof he just disappears. I know that this sounds horrible. But 91 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,781 I, I sort of hope that something awful happened to him, or maybe 92 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:38,584 he died. Because otherwise he just never wrote back to me. 93 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,219 DYLAN Maybe he just met someone else 94 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:42,387 JESSE Then why wouldn't he just say that? I mean is there no 95 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,289 decorum left in the world? No manners? 96 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,457 DYLAN Was he younger? 97 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,624 JESSE A little, 18 years. 98 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,228 DYLAN Well the kids are used to that kind of interaction, it's normal 99 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,562 to them. It's all just virtual. 100 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,232 JESSE You're so much better at this than I am. Oh my god, 101 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,517 I'm such a bad gay. 102 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:55,801 DYLAN I've only actually gone through with it a few times. 103 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,669 JESSE Right. When is the last time that you actually 104 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,488 met someone in person? 105 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,306 DYLAN Some drug addict came over, started cutting coke 106 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,641 on my Noguchi table. 107 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,343 JESSE Oh my god, poor Noguchi. 108 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,811 DYLAN Then he put his head on my chest and said the sound 109 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,413 of my beating heart made him hard. 110 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,717 JESSE Yeah, I would take a serial killer blow job at this point. 111 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,318 Oh, Gold Unicorn? 112 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,689 JUDY Hi, mom. I left you a message on your voice mail on your cell 113 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:22,194 but it's full. I, I tried the house. It's not working. 114 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:24,563 [LAUGHTER] I don't know why it's not working. 115 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:28,934 Yes, everything is under control. I have mister turkey 116 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:36,775 right here. I brined it, yes, it's very briny. All briny. 117 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:41,613 550. I don't know, whatever. Okay. No, no, no, uh, 118 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:46,652 I, I don't need your help. I don't. this year I am Sacajawea. 119 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:49,521 I know that she wasn't at the first Thanksgiving. I was just 120 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:53,625 making a little bit of a joke. Okay, I will text her and, and 121 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,528 make sure she does. Okay, just, just get over here, I love you. 122 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,063 Okay, bye. [Doorbell rings] 123 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,606 JUDY Happy Thanksgiving. 124 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,408 SHANE Hello. 125 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:13,445 Oh, three horny mules. Is that local? 126 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,581 Uh, 98 points on, uh, Wine Enthusiast. 127 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,950 Oh. Fabulous, thank you. 128 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:19,918 This is very nice. 129 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,920 Oh well thank you for noticing that. 130 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,722 Yes it's, uh, difficult to miss. 131 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:27,526 Kind of like your work. Oh, I would have loved to have 132 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:31,697 shared your work with my readers. My former readers. 133 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,899 And speaking of work, is everyone okay with me doing 134 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,267 the blog interviews and-? 135 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:39,438 Oh yes, absolutely. You know, I saw your show at Red Art three 136 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,808 years ago. And I thought it would have been amazing to be a 137 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,777 part of one of your projects. And here you are. 138 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,346 Well I hope it meets your expectations. 139 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,048 I'm sure it will. 140 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,749 Thanksgiving is a, it's a pretty foreign concept in Britain. 141 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,984 In England we just Christmas and Boxing Day so. 142 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,387 Box it - - I nev - - what is Boxing Day anyway? 143 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,639 Oh, no one knows. 144 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,890 [LAUGHTER] you don't even know. And, and I, and I want to remind 145 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,395 you that this is the first time that I have attempted 146 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,963 the entire Thanksgiving feast. 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,631 Oh well this is my first time trying to eat one. 148 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,534 So I'm just very grateful you invited me, you know, thank you. 149 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,470 I don't know where I would have, uh, ended up. 150 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:15,474 Well I'm so glad it's here. Um, I'm gonna go back in 151 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,408 to my work station. 152 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,376 Okay. 153 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,343 'Cause it's chaos in there. And, um, 154 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,645 Rick is mixing drinks there at the bar. 155 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:21,980 RICK Yo. JUDY (OS) And that's Kimmy SHANE (OS) Hello. 156 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,482 JUDY It's Shane, so. 157 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,649 SHANE Hi. KIMMY Welcome, Shane. 158 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,718 JUDY See you in a minute. SHANE Okay 159 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:31,890 LILY (OS) So then he sends me this Snapchat of his erect ding-dong. 160 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,891 ZOE Classy. 161 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,760 LILY Like that's supposed to turn me on? 162 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,628 ZOE [LAUGHTER] I wish I could say that I believe it gets 163 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:41,400 different but apparently all penises have the same IQ. 164 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,468 College guys do that? 165 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,803 Yeah, I have an entire collection of 166 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,438 Valedictorian dicks. 167 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,509 No, I mean I like penises. I'm all about penises, but so 168 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,779 up close it's just way too natural history museum. 169 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,714 And no one needs to see balls close up. 170 00:06:55,716 --> 00:07:00,619 Mm-hmm. This poor guy texts me pictures of everything. 171 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:05,857 I mean its- he's such an over texter. It's really annoying. 172 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,626 What does he over text about? 173 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:13,031 ZOE: Fire hydrants, um, public parks, urban decay. 174 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,567 He sent me pictures of him winking, but it just like 175 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:19,638 looks weird. Hmm, what about you? I know you're having 176 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,875 adventures. Do you like anyone other than Snapchat boy? 177 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,045 Mm, there's like this one guy. 178 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,314 Hmm? 179 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,582 Yeah, he's a club promoter, so he's like in the scene. 180 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,852 Mm, he sounds fast. 181 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:40,525 Yeah, he's a little fast. But I kind of like fast. I think. 182 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,727 DYLAN (OS) Your sister couldn't have lost her job at a worse time. 183 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,764 JESSE (OS) I know, when it rains it pours. And I haven't been on Linked In 184 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,500 lately but the job market for art critics does not seem 185 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,835 like it's exactly on fire. 186 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,903 Has she dated anyone since the divorce? 187 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:55,040 JESSE: I mean she's on Date Me but I don't know, I think she 188 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,409 she might just be on there for the validation. You know, 189 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:01,480 just to be liked and found attractive from her picture. 190 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,649 Well I know that feeling. Even if ugly guys or fatties like me 191 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,852 it still makes me happy. Like, you know, this guy put himself 192 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,119 out there for me, I'll always have options. 193 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,489 Yeah, no, having options is, is great. 194 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,090 But sometimes too many options is a problem. 195 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,425 Yeah. 196 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:14,977 SHANE (OS) Thanks. 197 00:08:14,978 --> 00:08:16,528 RICK(OS) Cheers. KIMMY Oh, Thank you. 198 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,696 RICK (OS) Of course. 199 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:20,532 So, uh, what's your field of reportage? 200 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,767 KIMMY (OS) Oh, sports. 201 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:23,869 Really, I wouldn't have thought that. 202 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,838 Yeah, I guess you probably thought, uh, math meets. 203 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,075 or, uh, chess tournaments. Maybe some classical music. 204 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,610 SHANE I just think it's a little bit unusual. 205 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,562 KIMMY (OS) I guess. 206 00:08:33,563 --> 00:08:35,513 Do you have, uh, a sport that's your specialty? 207 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:38,650 KIMMY (OS) it's LA, so basketball. It's all about basketball. 208 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,786 Yeah, when you guys win there are riots. It's terrifying. 209 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:44,656 KIMMY It's crazy. I guess you're a friend of Judy's in the 210 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,691 art world? Are you a dealer? 211 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:50,962 [LAUGHTER], No, no, no, I'm a, I'm a multi-media artist. 212 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:56,468 I organize, uh, location-based group happenings. I'm interested 213 00:08:56,470 --> 00:09:02,073 in how people interact in unusual, strange and 214 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,009 heightened situations. 215 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:07,546 KIMMY Oh, Oh- uh, oh hey Rick, um, we haven't talked about 216 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,714 the tour yet. 217 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,881 RICK: We'll do that over turkey. You're busy. 218 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,117 KIMMY(OS) Okay, save me a seat? What were you saying? 219 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,153 RICK Hey, hey, hey, Jesse, you little bitch. 220 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:20,525 JESSE [LAUGHTER] Rick. Uh, Dylan, this is Rick. He's 221 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:23,962 married to my sister's friend Georgia and, uh, Rick this is my friend Dylan. 222 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:24,896 RICK Hey, Dylan. DYLAN Nice to meet you. 223 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,581 DYLAN Happy Thanksgiving. 224 00:09:26,582 --> 00:09:28,265 RICK Happy turkey day, gobble, gobble, and all that. 225 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:32,270 SHANE (OS) Well for example recently my team picked out, uh, this 226 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,774 drunken American guy in a bar. And then we all went in and 227 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,044 pretended it was his birthday. And, uh, eventually he started 228 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,546 joining in even though it wasn't his birthday. And then we 229 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,049 uploaded the whole thing onto YouTube. 230 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,885 KIMMY So it wasn't his birthday, you just messed around with some 231 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,186 innocent stranger? 232 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,523 SHANE: Yeah, that's right [LAUGHTER]. In, in 233 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:54,125 a way. But it was a, it was a jocular kind of messing. 234 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,927 KIMMY Hmm. 235 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,728 SHANE And there was, you know, some touching moments. 236 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,664 There was some real pathos. 237 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,032 JESSE(OS) So how's work? 238 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,202 RICK It's pretty good I guess. It is what it is. Gets a little 239 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,105 mundane, a little repetitive, a lot of the same issues come up. 240 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,640 DYLAN Like what kind of issues, what do you do? 241 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,308 RICK Oh I work for Google. 242 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:14,112 DYLAN Really? That's awesome. Google's like so now. 243 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,714 What do you do there? 244 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,616 RICK Well I don't actually work for the big G, I work for 245 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:21,219 a law firm that deals with, uh, first amendment copyright issues 246 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,954 surrounding the Internet. 247 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,889 KIMMY Are you working on anything now? 248 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,626 SHANE Yeah, I'm actually gonna upload this Thanksgiving to my blog. 249 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,461 KIMMY This dinner? 250 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,295 SHANE Yeah, I thought it would be charming. 251 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,932 So you're gonna add comments and cutesy 252 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,301 little pictures and things like that? Yeah. Pictures, 253 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:41,206 SHANE and videos, image macros, gifts, vines, and interviews. Actually, 254 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,808 I- I'd love to ask you some questions if you are up for it? 255 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,810 KIMMY Oh no. I'm not used to being interviewed. 256 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,279 SHANE Uh, well I mean I can understand how you might not like the 257 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,281 tables turned on yourself. 258 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,282 KIMMY Oh no it, it's not about the tables being turned, I mean. 259 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,687 SHANE Well there you go, and you might enjoy being on the answer 260 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,756 side of the situation for once. 261 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,725 KIMMY Okay [LAUGHTER]. 262 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,828 Let's give it a shot for what you call art. 263 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,230 SHANE Okay, great. 264 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,665 KIMMY Okay great. 265 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,199 RICK (OS) Well I mean I guess there's a case 266 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,869 where a guy has been posting pictures of his girlfriend, his 267 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:15,106 ex-girlfriend, nude pictures. And Google's named in the suit 268 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,009 because he's using Google ads on his blog. 269 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,311 DYLAN Why would anyone do something so creepy? 270 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,313 RICK That's a good question. No telling what people do when 271 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,181 they're pissed off. 272 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,949 JESSE Hashtag karma. 273 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,919 SHANE (OS) Kimmy's keen insight on all forms of sports are known 274 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:32,390 to the legions of fans in, uh, this great city. Uh, so Kimmy, 275 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:38,263 I want you to throw that keen eye on yourself. Uh, what does, 276 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,265 what does Thanksgiving mean to you? 277 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:44,869 KIMMY Uh, you know, Thanksgiving's always been one of my 278 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,206 favorite holidays since I was a little girl. My parents were 279 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:52,343 immigrants and, uh, this was the one American tradition 280 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:57,348 that they celebrated. My dad, uh, was very reserved and always 281 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,819 focused on work. But when it came to Thanksgiving he would 282 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,755 drop his work and he would join the family and 283 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,024 he was the life of the party. 284 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:11,029 KIMMY Um, and my mom just loved to cook. She would cook up a storm. 285 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:16,101 And, uh, there'd be everything, you know, turkey and stuffing 286 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:20,004 and mashed potatoes. She would separate the white meat from the 287 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:24,943 dark meat. I mean it was an art. There was corn, kimchee 288 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:28,113 [LAUGHTER]. There was always kimchee. 289 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,781 RICK (OS) So Dylan, what do you do? 290 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,250 DYLAN I'm a high-end dog washer. 291 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,186 JESSE He is the pup pamperer to the stars. 292 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,423 RICK I did not know there was a, a high end to the business. 293 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,926 DYLAN There's an entire ecosystem of doggie care in Los Angeles. 294 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,728 RICK Yeah, I mean I've seen the vans that drive around. 295 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,080 But that's not--? 296 00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:46,431 DYLAN No, most of my clients have an extra bathroom dedicated 297 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,834 to canine cleaning. My dogs are the one percent. 298 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,203 RICK: Hmm. How long have you been doing this? 299 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,972 DYLAN Almost 15 years. 300 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:58,376 RICK Wow. Jesse you are, uh, you're in the dog world, yeah? 301 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,246 JESSE Uh, well, you know, rescue. Like I save them, 302 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,948 he soaks them, you know, I'm gonna go for reinforcements. 303 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,049 JESSE You good? DYLAN Good. 304 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:05,850 RICK No we're good. 305 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:11,022 KIMMY With the world being so overstimulated I feel like 306 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:15,260 Thanksgiving is a time to really just disconnect from all that 307 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:19,998 and, um, really reconnect with what's important. 308 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,201 SHANE Does your work normally make you feel connected? 309 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,103 You're a sports journalist. 310 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,971 I mean you interact with people all day. 311 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,375 KIMMY Well you would think that. But it, it, uh, somehow 312 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,744 has the opposite effect. 313 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,464 How so? 314 00:13:35,465 --> 00:13:38,183 KIMMY I get all these online comments about my articles. Um, 315 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:44,389 from anonymous icons and names. And they're really aggressive, 316 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:48,526 just really violent. You know, and, uh, what's worse some of 317 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:54,499 them are actually totally racist and sexist. You wouldn't believe 318 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,068 some of the ugly things people have to say. They're just 319 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,938 complete strangers, they don't even know who I am. 320 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:08,479 JUDY Uh, gorgeous. Okay. Now, I will make a tent, okay. 321 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,983 If you say so. 322 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,490 JUDY Hey, KATE Hey, So... 323 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,492 JUDY Look at my tent. 324 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,561 KATE I guess you skipped that class at Barnard, huh? 325 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,863 JUDY I guess I did. 326 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,130 KATE So what's that smoky smell? 327 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,199 JUDY Uh, it's the oven. I haven't used it in years. 328 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,969 KATE Nice, so turkey cordon dust and spider webs. 329 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:31,970 Very local ingredients. 330 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,360 JUDY Mm-hmm. 331 00:14:33,361 --> 00:14:34,749 KATE Alice Waters would be proud. 332 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,138 JUDY Listen, I am proud of this bird. Look at this turkey. 333 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,244 Is that a good-looking turkey? Huh? Handsome. 334 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,530 Cary Grant of turkeys. 335 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:43,815 KATE I take you more for the, uh, takeout turkey type. 336 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,283 JUDY Did you bring the cranberry sauce? 337 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,352 KATE Yes I did. 338 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,190 What, I can't compete with Whole Foods. 339 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,558 JUDY Kate. KATE What? 340 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,925 JUDY You said you were gonna make cranberry sauce. 341 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,262 KATE No, I didn't. I haven't used my kitchen since Bush won. 342 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,496 JUDY No, you did, you said you were gonna make it. 343 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,833 And I have the evidence right here. And I quote I will 344 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,601 wrangle up the cranberry sauce. 345 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:08,106 KATE Exactly. I wrangled up the cranberry sauce. Come on, 346 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,107 you know I don't cook. 347 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,608 JUDY I wanted it to be homemade. 348 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,543 I wanted it to be beautiful and perfect 349 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,079 KATE Nobody eats it anyway. It's just decoration. 350 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,848 Now give your sister a hug, come on. 351 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,949 JUDY Oh no. KATE Come On. 352 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,484 JUDY Hey look it, wish bones. 353 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,619 KATE Yeah. JUDY Mine's bigger. 354 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,521 KATE Mine has a diamond. 355 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,422 KIMMY Well yeah, I guess it's better that they take it out on me 356 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,925 than their wives. 357 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,426 SHANE Yeah, I've heard about that in America. Yours is 358 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,094 a sort of brutish nation-- 359 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,863 KIMMY Sorry, can we hold for a second. Jesse? 360 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:32,948 KIMMY Hi. JESSE Hi. 361 00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:34,032 JESSE Hi. KIMMY So nice to see you. 362 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,634 JESSE Nice to see you. 363 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,235 KIMM Oh. Uh, this is Shane. He's a friend of your sister's. 364 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,871 He's uh- an artist from Britain. 365 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,040 SHANE Hey Jesse. 366 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,608 JESSE Nice to meet you, how-- uh, Britain. 367 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,427 SHANE Yeah. 368 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,245 JESSE Um, I, I love, uh, I love BBC America 369 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,247 and also nationalized healthcare. 370 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,982 SHANE Yeah, don't forget Big Ben. 371 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,450 JESSE What's going on here, in this, 372 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,552 looks like sex, lies and videotapes. 373 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,120 KIMMY Maybe two out of three. 374 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,956 SHANE Yeah if you have a loose definition of videotape. 375 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,224 I'm actually interviewing Americans about Thanksgiving. 376 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,026 KIMMY Yeah, come sit with us. 377 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,395 JESSE Oh no, no. I'm, I'm, I'm too shy. 378 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,713 KIMMY What? 379 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,030 SHANE No, no, come on, I'll, uh, I'll loosen you up. 380 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,367 KATE I thought uh- stuffing was just spiced, soggy bread. 381 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,437 JUDY No, it is, um, what is it called? Aunt Marjoram's 382 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,341 fall bounty stuffing. It's from Vintage Eats dot com. 383 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,677 Ooh. Vintage, one of my favorite euphemisms. 384 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,080 Vintage. [LAUGHTER] Okay well if you don't 385 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,482 JUDY like that then I have the uh, vegan tofu stuffing from 386 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,050 Lizzy Emerald's website. 387 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,487 KATE Wow. Two novelty stuffings, you're such a show off 388 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,488 [JUDY CLICKS HER TONGUE] 389 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,990 Hey. ZOE Well hi Auntie K. 390 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,557 LILY We're just- ZOE Hey mom. 391 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,936 JUDY Hi girlies. 392 00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:35,314 LILY We're just gonna get some sodas. 393 00:16:35,315 --> 00:16:36,692 KATE So how's the ivy league, huh? Is it worth the 50k? 394 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,564 ZOE Oh, I'm on scholarship, you know that. [LAUGHTER] 395 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,933 KATE So what's a scholarship buy you this year? 396 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,303 ZOE I am taking two classes this semester. 397 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,971 LILY Oh eeh. 398 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,974 ZOE Comparative literature and advanced French theory. 399 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,443 KATE You are your mother's daughter. 400 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:56,280 JUDY And I am the proudest mother in the whole wide world. 401 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,983 JUDY Love you, best girls in the whole wide world. 402 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,285 JUDY Ooh, look it, it's my own Susan Sontag. 403 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,286 ZOE Oh mom. 404 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,955 JUDY Come on, everybody needs a hero. 405 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,390 ZOE Okay, I will be by the pool reading. 406 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,657 LILY Yeah, I'm gonna go to my room. 407 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,658 JUDY Okay bye. 408 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,810 LILY Bye. 409 00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:09,961 JUDY I'll let you know when the appetizers get here. 410 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,496 LILY All right, thanks mama. 411 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,264 JUDY Oh, I did good on those girls. 412 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,666 KATE You know they only love you because you feed them? 413 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,350 CAR GPS Input not recognized. 414 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,419 GINA Why are you doing this to me. Turn right 415 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,486 and then make a U turn. 416 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,522 GINA I'm getting confused again. 417 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,756 CAR GPS Five hundred feet. 418 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,557 GINA What? 419 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,059 CAR GPS U turn now. 420 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,393 GINA No back. 421 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,562 CAR GPS Call voice mail. GINA Back. 422 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,264 GINA Call Judy. 423 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:51,502 CAR GPS Your input was not understood. Phone options are call, hang up, 424 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,006 (GPS) Entry and back. No, no no. no no no! 425 00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:58,643 Call Doctor Brandhog Back, back call Judy. 426 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,245 KATE It's always weird when the parents ask me out. 427 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,714 'Cause it's like are they flattering me or are they 428 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,715 bribing me? 429 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,017 JUDY Is that even allowed? 430 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,419 KATE You know, I've been single so long, it doesn't even matter. 431 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,789 I just roll with whatever rolls by. When you're in my position 432 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,359 you have to have a take what you can get attitude. You'll see. 433 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,662 JUDY Yeah, I'm not really that into dating just yet 434 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,164 KATE Well you better hurry up, because the dating 435 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,334 pool is draining fast. So get going. And it takes a long 436 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,703 time to meet people, so you need to set the ground work. 437 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,339 JUDY You know what, okay I, I got to admit it, okay. Maybe I 438 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:32,477 have set a little ground work. I have been, uh, dabbling in the 439 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,479 online thing, Date Me dot com. 440 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,780 Date Me dot com? Yeah... 441 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,283 KATE Is the garage sale at seven p.m. of online dating. 442 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,551 JUDY No, don't tell me that. Yeah. 443 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,286 I think some of those guys seems nice. 444 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,324 KATE Yeah, if you like liars, phonies, scam artists. 445 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,594 I mean Pony Play? You heard about that yet? 446 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,929 Yes. Kate. 447 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,263 JUDY That is, you're being paranoid. 448 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,565 KATE No, I am not. I was obsessed with it for a while. 449 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:58,369 And trust me I have more stories than Scheherazade. 450 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,771 SHANE Kimmy was telling me that Thanksgiving is an 451 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:05,743 opportunity for her to reconnect with, with connection. 452 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,547 Do you feel the same way? What makes you feel disconnected? 453 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:14,519 JESSE Uh, disconnect. Um - -. Okay, um, 454 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:18,689 I- I have a very intense relationship with my email. 455 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:23,327 And ironically that makes me feel disconnected. 456 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,698 SHANE Okay. Tell me about your email dysfunction? 457 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:32,436 JESSE Just, um, well mostly I just, I just check my email 458 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,473 over and over and over again. Where even I think it's crazy 459 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:39,243 Because nothing is coming in. But then something does come in. 460 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:45,283 And even if it's like spam or an ad or whatever, 461 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:49,353 I just feel - - validated. 462 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,889 KATE Why can't we all just become lesbians? 463 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,559 And buy a winery in Napa? [LAUGHTER] 464 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:58,079 JUDY Wine? 465 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,598 KATE Yes. And we'll grow biodynamic grapes and, and make Grenache 466 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,702 and we'll convert a barn into an art studio. 467 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,705 JUDY Oh that sounds delish. Uh, you may be right about the whole 468 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,374 lesbian thing. Because I never felt more popular than when I 469 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,677 was up for head curator at the O'Keefe Institute. 470 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:17,748 KATE See? The only problem is all lesbians are married now. 471 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,583 JUDY Mm-hmm. 472 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,417 KATE I mean truly there's 473 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,718 The good ones. [LAUGHS] no such thing... 474 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,321 KATE There is no such thing as a good old lesbian. 475 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,889 I mean who's single. 476 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:25,656 JUDY Yeah. 477 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,275 KATE Unless she's a nun. 478 00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:28,893 JESSE And I try to put these restrictions on it. Like, 479 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,797 um, you can only download once every four hours. Or just some 480 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:37,702 arbitrary number. But then work calls, some freelance gig and 481 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,171 they need it right away. So. 482 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:43,474 SHANE Mm-hmm. And, uh, you know, because your work 483 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,776 is connected to your email. 484 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,879 JESSE Yeah, yeah, I'm like sitting in front of my computer all day. 485 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,182 So it's like, it's like I'm tempted every single second 486 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:56,254 of the day. I don't even know what I'm looking for or waiting 487 00:20:56,256 --> 00:21:01,926 for or hoping is gonna come in. because the truth is 488 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,997 nothing important or interesting is coming in. 489 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,704 JUDY I am optimistic about my opportunities. 490 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,740 KATE Well you should be, 'cause you always had better 491 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,408 luck with men than I did. 492 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,844 JUDY What are you talking about? You had tons of boyfriends. 493 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,647 KATE Yeah but they weren't like your boyfriends. 494 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,215 They weren't like James. 495 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:28,886 JUDY James. Holy shit [LAUGHTER], where did you pull that from? 496 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,755 JESSE Yeah but it makes me so upset when something 497 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:34,292 personal ends up in my spam folder. Although, sometimes I'll 498 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,460 just, I'll just like approve spam just so that I get 499 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:40,798 more mail. I Mean not, not spam exactly, more just like ads. 500 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,600 And things like that, things that, you know, other people 501 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:46,304 might not want to receive. I just can't help it, I just like 502 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,906 it. I really like it. I like having all this stuff in my 503 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,976 inbox. I am sort of pro spam. 504 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,711 KATE I had such a crush on him. 505 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,723 JUDY You did? 506 00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:55,734 KATE But you won't believe what happened to him. 507 00:21:55,735 --> 00:21:56,745 JUDY God, don't tell me. Did he die? 508 00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:00,718 KATE No worse. He's bald. Completely bald. 509 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,286 JUDY Oh well that is far worse than death. 510 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:06,724 KATE Yeah, a bald eagle, a, a billiard ball, bald. 511 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,626 JUDY How do you know that he's bald? 512 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,527 KATE Google images. Yeah, I was cyberstalking him. 513 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,763 JUDY Okay, you're a little tiny bit sick [LAUGHTER]. 514 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:18,302 God. Oh James. He had such a thick head of hair. I can't 515 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:21,605 believe it, he's bald. Oh and he was such a stallion. 516 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,973 KATE Now he's a bald stallion. 517 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,009 It sounds like a movie, The Bald Stallion. 518 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,278 JUDY I believe the movie was the Black Stallion. 519 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,980 KATE The bald black stallion. That reminds me of a 520 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,783 one-night stand I had in Algiers. 521 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:33,984 JUDY What? 522 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,287 KATE You don't know everything about me. 523 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,490 SHANE What would you imagine life would be like if you 524 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,559 stopped receiving emails? 525 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:50,634 JESSE I think that would be death. If people stopped trying to reach 526 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:54,705 me that would be like a death of sorts. 527 00:22:55,541 --> 00:23:00,711 SHANE So would you say your life's value is dependent on, 528 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,847 on the attention of others? 529 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:06,417 JESSE Hmm, that's [LAUGHTER] 530 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:11,889 Uh. I suddenly feel like I have said too much. 531 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,558 Want me to talk about Thanksgiving? 532 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,628 God, I hate cranberry sauce, it's- it tastes like medicine. 533 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,331 SHANE No I, I much prefer hearing about your, uh, 534 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,367 junky-esque all-consuming need for, for email love. 535 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:24,735 JUDY Jesse, mom's here. What? 536 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,586 SHANE It makes you, 537 00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:26,436 SHANE It makes you, sounds like a... Shit! 538 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,005 JESSE Sorry go ahead. 539 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,074 SHANE Like a walking Radiohead album. 540 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,444 JESSE I'm a creep. 541 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,014 JUDY Why didn't you park in the driveway? [LAUGHTER] 542 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,384 GINA Well I thought maybe you wanted that parking space for a guest. 543 00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,452 JUDY Well what are you not a guest? 544 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,620 [LAUGHTER] 545 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,622 JUDY Hey. GINA Hi. 546 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:45,890 JUDY Where's your car? 547 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:48,726 GINA Oh it's way down there. 548 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:51,362 JUDY What? You walked in the heels? 549 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:55,433 GINA Don't talk about the car, okay. Because I hate that car. 550 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,569 I am so angry with that car right now. 551 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,905 JUDY What happened? 552 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:05,042 GINA The navigation system. It turned me around again. 553 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:08,879 JUDY Oh god you know those things are always unreliable. Do you- 554 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,147 Do you think you should be driving? 555 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:14,485 GINA I drive just fine. I shouldn't be listening to that 556 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:16,420 ridiculous contraption in there. 557 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:19,790 JUDY I could have had one of the girls pick you up. What is that? 558 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:26,063 It's some homemade cranberry sauce. I know, you told me, but, 559 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,998 uh, you know, you don't have to use it. 560 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,967 JUDY No, no, no. You don't understand- [LAUGHTER 561 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,402 You saved the day. What? 562 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:33,404 I did? How did you know? 563 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:34,605 Oh, she got canned. 564 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,106 Canned. [LAUGHTER] 565 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,742 GINA That's my daughter all right, she's been half-assing it 566 00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:40,978 since she was a toddler. 567 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,979 JUDY She's great 568 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,014 BERT Hey, is this Julie's house? 569 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,983 JUDY Judy. Ju-- it's, uh, I'm Judy. 570 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,685 JUDY This, this is my house. Judy 571 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:51,689 Right, I'm Bert, a friend of Shane's. 572 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:54,124 JUDY Oh that's right, I'm sorry. He did- he told me you were coming. 573 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,560 BERT Yeah. I'm here. 574 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:57,595 JUDY Yes, you are. 575 00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:00,631 Yeah, so is dinner served? 576 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:04,001 JUDY Not - - not quite yet. I, I'm, I'm working on it though. 577 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,537 Maybe uh- 90 minutes? I don't know. 578 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,105 You have to be some place? Oh. okay 579 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:11,575 Well, no, I- I wouldn't have been so early. 580 00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:12,676 I was at the gym. I could have finished my workout. 581 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,112 GINA Oh I gotta lose ten pounds in a week. 582 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,113 Ten pounds. 583 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,114 In a week, yeah. 584 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,816 GINA [LAUGHTER] You're gonna disappear. 585 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,735 JUDY Shh. 586 00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:22,653 BERT Why would you say disap- I'm not gonna disappear. 587 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:23,521 Why would you say that? 588 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,089 GINA No, no, no. I just- 589 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,590 JUDY I don't think that she meant GINA: you 590 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,759 really gonna... I mean you, look just fine. 591 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,095 BERT Not gonna disappear- No, it's for a show. 592 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,464 I, I'm doing a, a show. I'm sure Shane told you about it? 593 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:34,832 JUDY Oh right, right, right. You are the actor. 594 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,467 BERT I am the actor, yes. GINA Right. 595 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:41,071 BERT I'm playing an English boxer. With a left hook, from Leeds. 596 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,741 BERT Yeah, yeah. That's how I met Shane. I'm studying the accent. 597 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,009 JUDY Mm-hmm. BERT A friend introduced us 598 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:48,145 JUDY Well sounds like you have quite an ear. That's terrific. 599 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,314 BERT Everybody says that, yeah. 600 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,482 JUDY Good for you. Uh, by the way this is, uh, Bert, this is 601 00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:53,250 my mother, Gina. 602 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,919 BERT Oh, yo. 603 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,221 GINA Yeah, yo. 604 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,223 JUDY Okay why don't we, uh, come in. 605 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,291 BERT Did you make some stuffing? 606 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,843 JESSE Oh. 607 00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:04,494 KIMMY: Oh it's your mom. JUDY: Well got to get back in the kitchen 608 00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:06,096 JESSE One at seven. ALL Hi! 609 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,565 GINA Baby, oh. 610 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:08,616 BERT Hey man. 611 00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:09,666 SHANE Hey buddy. 612 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:17,141 CHATTER IN BACKGROUND [INAUDIBLE] 613 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,847 JUDY Well keep making me look good, little brother. 614 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:24,882 SHANE We didn't really finish. 615 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,550 GINA (OS) So what's going on in here? 616 00:26:26,552 --> 00:26:29,286 JUDY Oh. uh, you know what, I'll explain it all to you inside. 617 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,888 Oh Let's get this in the fridge. 618 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:31,922 Okay. Okay? 619 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:32,890 I'm gonna help. 620 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,775 BERT Do you guys have a bathroom? 621 00:26:34,776 --> 00:26:36,659 JUDY Uh- yes we do have a bathroom [LAUGHS] It's right down there. 622 00:26:36,662 --> 00:26:37,861 GINA(OS) Darling. KATE (OS) Hey Mom. 623 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,697 GINA You. 624 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,864 KATE Hi. 625 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:41,832 JESSE Yes, two minutes. 626 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:42,799 JUDY You might want to come and join us. 627 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,201 JUDY Okay. JESSE Two minutes. 628 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:48,906 GINA Whoa, you have been very busy in here. 629 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,241 JUDY I know it, it, it looks like a mess but there is actually 630 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,677 a method to my madness. 631 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:57,815 My pie crusts are gonna be silky smooth and I have two stuffings. 632 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,284 Count them, two, that are about to go in. 633 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,154 And mister turkey is in here getting all golden brown. 634 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,724 And oh by the way mom saved the day, she 635 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,993 made homemade cranberry sauce. 636 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:13,130 [GRUNTS] I'm a boxer from Leeds. [GRUNTS] 637 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:18,736 Yeah. [GRUNTS] I'll mess you up. [GRUTNS] Yeah. Oh good. 638 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:22,039 JESSE (OS) It sounds weird but it makes me feel like I'm in control or like 639 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:25,676 I'm, I'm like this guy with a purpose. Oh, you know what, 640 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:30,114 um, actually I have to- I'm, it, it's like a work thing. 641 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,884 SHANE We have uh- a treasure trove of material we can come back to 642 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,352 later if we need to. 643 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,819 JESSE Oh great, yeah, yeah, yeah, just pick me up any time. 644 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,789 Or we'll pick it up any time. 645 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,257 SHANE Yeah, if I, if I need to get a hold of you. 646 00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:41,724 JESSE Yeah, email. Email as we've talked. 647 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:42,926 Yeah. That's great, Ok. SHANE Yeah 648 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:46,797 BERT Fuck. Fuck, what is your face doing there, buddy? 649 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,967 No too fat. Jesus Christ, you need a fucking nose job, 650 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,035 what is- ? 651 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,904 KATE Happy day, mom, happy day. Thanks. 652 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,640 JESSE Hi, I didn't know you were here. Hey 653 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:58,842 The baby boy. 654 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:02,246 I know I didn't say hi properly. Wow. 655 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,848 GINA Well, um, do you want me to do some dishes? You'll have a 656 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,150 little bit more work space. 657 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,851 JUDY No, I don't want you to do any dishes. 658 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,753 I don't want you to do anything at all. 659 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:10,287 Jesse. 660 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,755 Yes. 661 00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:13,222 I snuck a little bite of your pared rum and it 662 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,125 was kind of fantastic 663 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:18,028 JESSE Of course it was. Although I do have to say it was between that 664 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,697 and an apple pan dowdy. 665 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:23,233 JUDY Oh I can't imagine you making anything called a pan dowdy. 666 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,902 Maybe a brown Betty. 667 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,171 JESSE Ooh, I love me a brown Betty. I actually, 668 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:30,307 somewhat unsurprisingly, know a drag queen named Brown Betty. 669 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,075 JUDY Of course you do. 670 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,209 JESSE Of course I do. 671 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,342 KATE What are you guys talking about? 672 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:36,680 JUDY We are talking about cakes and pies and tarts. 673 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,649 JESSE Pastries and for... 674 00:28:38,651 --> 00:28:40,350 KATE Who are you? What have you done with my family? 675 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,086 [INDISTINCT] 676 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,154 JUDY No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, mom, 677 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,290 I told you I don't want you doing that. I don't want you 678 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,659 doing that. Go have a drink you guys. 679 00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:49,760 Have fun. Spirits! 680 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:50,860 Now you're talking. Come on mom. 681 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:53,147 GINA You have the ingredients? 682 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,432 JUDY Of course I do. Thanksgiving is about the two Toms 683 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:58,302 ALL TOGETHER Tom Turkey and Tom Collins. 684 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,938 That's right. That's my kids. 685 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,906 Come on, let me make you one. 686 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,241 GINA Yeah, I almost got lost. 687 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,876 JESSE I'm gonna catch up with you guys in two seconds. 688 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,828 KATE What? 689 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,779 JESSE Oh my god what is the huge, giant emergency? 690 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:13,851 DYLAN I turned on Bottom Feeder, Rick's on it, shirtless. 691 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:15,820 JESSE What? 692 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:16,887 DYLAN It said the guy was eight feet away. 693 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,156 JESSE Well how, how, how do you know it's him? 694 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,024 DYLAN It looked like a torso that could belong to him. 695 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:23,293 And it said his tribe is discreet. 696 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,395 JESSE Was that English hipster on there? You know, I've 697 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,364 always had that Bowie thing. 698 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,332 DYLAN No, next closest guy is a thousand and 32 feet away, 699 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,802 78 years old and likes P and P and NSA. 700 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,338 JESSE Fuck, I mean did you message the torso? 701 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,241 DYLAN I'm thinking about it. He's hot, and smart. 702 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,177 JESSE No, no, because what about Georgia? I mean she 703 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,813 gave up so much for him, her entire career. 704 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,214 DYLAN Who's Georgia? 705 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,949 JESSE [MUMBLING] That's Georgia. That Georgia 706 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,185 DYLAN Oh she's really pretty. If I liked girls I'd be all over that. 707 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,954 JESSE You and Rick really do have a lot in common, apparently. 708 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:54,091 GEORGIA Hi boys, why don't you come in here and keep me company? 709 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:57,461 JESSE Oh my god. Just act really casual. Oh. 710 00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:01,498 GINA I just use it to tune out, because I just want to be told 711 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,803 what to do. 'Cause I don't like thinking when I'm driving. 712 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,338 KATE Probably not what the GPS people had in mind. 713 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:14,511 GINA It's so depressing to get lost, Kate. It worries me. 714 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,346 That my mind is going. 715 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,315 KATE That's how I am every single day, and I'm not even 716 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,117 menopausal, much. 717 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:23,453 GINA It wouldn't bother me either if people didn't just come flying 718 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:28,058 at me like that. They just whizz on by like crazy people. 719 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,894 It can make your head spin. It makes mine spin. 720 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:33,030 KATE You should see the kids at school. I mean they are 721 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,532 so speeded up by the internet And they're all on Adderall 722 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,335 so it cracks them out even more. You know, they can't even read 723 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,972 a short story. We've completely given up on novels. 724 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,241 GEORGIA Hi. 725 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,243 JESSE Hey, oh those are so pretty. 726 00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:48,244 GEORGIA Oh thank you, I figured I'd do something with my 727 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:49,980 unused creative talents. 728 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:53,250 JESSE Um, I'm sorry, uh, this is my friend Dylan. 729 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,886 GEORGIA Hi, Dylan. I saw you guys conspiring over there. 730 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:59,289 What's going on? Whose boyfriend ran off with somebody else, huh? 731 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,824 What's going on? Tell me. 732 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,125 JESSE No, no secrets. 733 00:31:02,127 --> 00:31:02,960 DYLAN No gay secrets. 734 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,096 JESSE No. 735 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,231 GEORGIA Okay well that's a bummer, I wanted some gossip. Uh, Jesse? 736 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,131 JESSE Yeah. 737 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:10,834 GEORGIA How are you? 738 00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:13,536 JESSE Fine. I mean, you know, fine. Good. Just work, email, work, 739 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:16,240 email, work, email. Cheating at paleo, email. 740 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:18,142 Same old, same old. 741 00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:20,043 KATE Getting kids to read books was always a chore. 742 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,946 So it's easier just to have given up on it completely. 743 00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:27,251 GINA Now that is sad. What's gonna happen to books? 744 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:31,989 KATE: I mean even the word book has a negative connotation to it now. 745 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:34,958 You know we're thinking of assigning graphic novels? 746 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,394 Comic books, to fool them. 747 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:41,365 Sort of a literary bait and switch for these dark times. 748 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,500 GINA Oh. If you ask me, 749 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:48,405 I think we're raising a society of nincompoops. 750 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,140 KATE Strong thumbed nincompoops. 751 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:55,612 GINA What do you suppose he's doing over there? 752 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,848 KATE Case in point. 753 00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:00,084 JESSE (OS) What about you? 754 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,319 GEORGIA Fine too, not working. Distracted husband. 755 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:05,856 Expiring biological clock. 756 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:09,092 JESSE Yeah, I, I- I mean I thought things were going really well 757 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,428 for you. Judy always brags about how great you're doing... 758 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,931 GEORGIA You know what, I, I got caught up in the LA lifestyle. 759 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:16,934 I stopped taking gigs, I started doing Pilates, my career is 760 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,636 going nowhere. But I have a seriously strong core. 761 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:26,143 GINA What about you? How are you, sweetheart? Are you happy? Huh? 762 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:29,313 Yeah. I'm so happy to see you. 763 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:32,582 KATE Oh well, I'm, I'm as well as can be expected, mom. 764 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,518 GINA Oh I'm so happy to hear that. 765 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:40,357 KATE Yeah. But Judy, Judy's having a hard time with this divorce. 766 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,427 GINA That man was a millstone around her neck. 767 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,896 But he sure made beautiful babies. 768 00:32:45,898 --> 00:32:46,964 [LAUGHTER]. [clink] 769 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:50,000 KATE I'd give anything for a millstone. 770 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:54,471 GINA Oh stop it. You've had so many opportunities. You've always 771 00:32:54,473 --> 00:33:00,477 been a free spirit. Always. That's what you are. 772 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,446 A free spirit. It's such a nice Yeah. 773 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,514 way of saying free on a Friday night. 774 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,383 DYLAN How, how did you meet Judy? 775 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:10,620 GEORGIA She reviewed a show of mine back when I was doing fine art 776 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:11,621 a hundred years ago. 777 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,490 They were New York City gal pals. Yeah. 778 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,691 How 'Sex in The City' 779 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,326 Oh Samantha, Really. 780 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:17,594 guilty as charged. 781 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,062 [LAUGHTER] 782 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:23,066 DYLAN And then you moved to LA and settled down? Why? 783 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:26,570 GEORGIA Oh you know, the reason, it's always the same reason, a guy. 784 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:29,373 JESSE Yeah but I mean Rick is like, he's kind of a good reason. 785 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:32,109 I mean you like being married to Rick? 786 00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:38,382 GEORGIA Yes. Um, marriage is a process of self-discovery. 787 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,637 DAVID Can you hold it steady please? 788 00:33:43,638 --> 00:33:45,288 PETRA Mm-hmm. This will take just a nanosecond. 789 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,057 DAVID No, I, I can't fix it unless you hold it. 790 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,826 PETRA Mm-hmm. 791 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,594 DAVID Ah, wait, you know bending down like this hurts my back. 792 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,596 PETRA Well my readers need to know about this. 793 00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:54,197 It's my responsibility. 794 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,467 DAVID: Are you using your ethnic avatar or your white one this time? 795 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,303 PETRA [LAUGHTER] Honey Girl 21 is for Hayneedle only. 796 00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:01,671 I'm white everywhere else. You know that. 797 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,140 DAVID How could I forget that? 798 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:05,092 PETRA Can I read it to you? 799 00:34:05,093 --> 00:34:07,043 DAVID Do I have a choice? Ah, you know what, maybe it's not 800 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:08,578 bending down- Maybe it's just you. 801 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:13,283 PETRA Ignoring that. "Mommy monster here. Just pulling up to T-day 802 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:16,653 dinner and the new cart turns out to be a T-urd. See the pics 803 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:20,057 below. Now on to Yelp to collapse this cart out of 804 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:22,459 business." [LAUGHTER] What do you think? 805 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:23,794 It's kind of funny, right 806 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,128 DAVID Oh that's great, you're like the Ralph Nader of Amazon. 807 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,431 Can you help me? 808 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:29,733 PETRA Ralph Nader of Amazon. Oh, I like that. 809 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:32,135 Yeah, just a second, I got to post this on Yelp now. 810 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,471 DAVID Jesus, honey, we're already late. Your guacamole's 811 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:35,572 gonna turn brown. 812 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:38,642 PETRA The guac can wait. This can't. 813 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:52,456 ZOE Where was I. Oh I love this part. "At the bottom of her 814 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:56,359 heart, however, she was waiting for something to happen. Like 815 00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:59,329 shipwrecked sailors she turned despairing eyes upon the 816 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:04,167 solitude of her life. Seeking a far off, some white sail in 817 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,069 the mists of the horizon." 818 00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:12,109 ¶ MYSTICAL WESTERN FILM MUSIC ¶ 819 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,615 SHANE And its got that real feel. KATE It's the oil. The olive oil. 820 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:19,649 KATE It makes- looks like an oil. 821 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,952 GINA Oh. SHANE What's that? 822 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,254 KATE Oh well this is a triple martini. No one talks 823 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:25,789 about it, but the pilgrims were plastered. 824 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,291 SHANE Uh- the pilgrims and the Indians that's the thing. 825 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,193 Oh, sorry. I'm Shane. 826 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,862 KATE Oh. SHANE I'm friends with Judy. 827 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,530 Uh-huh, I'm Kate, Judy's sister. GINA Hello. 828 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,831 KATE And this is our mom, Gina. 829 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,200 Hello. SHANE Ah, the queen mother, nice to meet you. 830 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,602 SHANE Happy turkey leg as they say. 831 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:44,841 GINA Thanks. Shane, huh? Now that is a real solid name. Did you ever 832 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:48,245 see the movie? The old movie called Shane? 833 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:49,897 SHANE No. 834 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,548 GINA It was one of my favorites when I was a little girl. 835 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,782 SHANE I've heard of it, but I've not seen it. 836 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,619 It's something about a, uh, heroic dog, isn't it? 837 00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:59,289 GINA No, it, uh, how could you not see a movie 838 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,275 that has your name? 839 00:36:01,276 --> 00:36:03,260 SHANE: It's just not very, uh, popular in England, I don't think. 840 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:07,364 GINA Did you ever see it, honey? Oh come on, it's an old American 841 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:11,835 classic. Oh, it's wonderful. You'd both love it, I know. 842 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,321 You should see it. 843 00:36:14,322 --> 00:36:16,806 KATE Done. First thing on the to-do list, right? Because we have 844 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:19,876 so much time. I mean who has time for anything. 845 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:22,746 It takes a lot of time to see an entire movie. 846 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,347 SHANE What about TV? 847 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,816 KATE I used to TiVo Guiding Light, but they cancelled that. 848 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:33,623 So I watch webisodes, YouTube videos, you know, like a minute, 849 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:37,761 two maybe. Who has time for anything longer? Seriously, I'm, 850 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:40,330 I'm busy online doing other stuff. 851 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,865 SHANE Doing what? 852 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,668 KATE I do a little, uh, online dating here and there. 853 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:50,640 GINA I heard on The Today Show that a lot of mature women are having 854 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,409 great success meeting men. 855 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:53,543 Mom. GINA On the web. 856 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,179 Mature is 35, I'm old. 857 00:36:56,181 --> 00:37:00,283 GINA You're not old. You're just seasoned, baby. 858 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,752 KATE I'm the seasons, I'm many, many seasons. 859 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,988 SHANE No, you are a very enticing woman. 860 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,525 KATE Oh. 861 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,626 GINA You know, they say there are a lot of older men in the web as 862 00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:13,763 well. Aren't they looking for girlfriends, hmm? 863 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:17,400 KATE Why are you asking him? I'm on there, day and night, all right. 864 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:21,271 There are no men. I think every man has his filter set for 865 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:26,610 under 50. And every man worth dating under 30. The same 12 men 866 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,412 keep popping up over and over again. And they're really old, 867 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:33,617 I mean they are really old Methuselahs, okay? And so then I 868 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:36,286 have to lie about my age. And I do not think about it as lying, 869 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:40,357 because I have to level the playing field. I mean 870 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,325 these men don't know who I am. They don't know what a 871 00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:45,695 vibrant 50-year-old woman I am. And I'm a giver. 872 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,998 GINA That's right. 873 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,300 KATE I'm a giver. You want to date a taker, date a 20 year old, okay. 874 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:51,468 But I'm a giver. 875 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,503 GINA Yes you are. 876 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:56,339 KATE The male brain is compartmentalized, right. 877 00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:59,943 So it can only focus on one thing at a time. And they 878 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:04,781 can never see the big picture. That's science, Shane. But men 879 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,951 are vain, they're vain, they're vain motherfuckers, I'm telling 880 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:11,888 you. I mean they just sit there and they think that young woman 881 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:15,625 are gonna fall all over the potbellied, silver-haired 882 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,477 [LAUGHTER] Yeah. daddies. 883 00:38:17,478 --> 00:38:19,328 KATE I mean do you ever see a guy over 50 doing a sit-up? 884 00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:21,298 Never. [LAUGHTER] 885 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,266 KATE Never. Do you ever see them in spinning class? 886 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:25,835 GINA Mm-mm. KATE No,never. 887 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:30,640 KATE Hey, Rick, you go to Soul Cycle lately? Pilates? 888 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:33,510 We're having a conversation, come here. 889 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:36,346 RICK I, actually I'm just kind of waiting for a call 890 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:37,647 I'm, I'm gonna make the call right now. 891 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,099 Okay. 892 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,550 KATE Alright- Yeah. Excuse me. 893 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:43,420 Well he's not over 50, but you know what I mean. That's the 894 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:47,490 point. The whole thing is just such a joke. It really is a joke 895 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,958 GINA (OS) Is something wrong, sweetheart? 896 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,529 KATE Hey, it's this cheap vodka that makes me combative. 897 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:55,432 My sister and her CVS booze. 898 00:38:55,434 --> 00:39:00,937 SHANE I love it. It's very Liz Taylor circa, well, circa anytime 899 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:01,938 I suppose. [LAUGHTER] 900 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,673 KATE So what's your story? 901 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:04,674 SHANE In terms of what? 902 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:06,976 KATE Love. 903 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:10,280 SHANE We don't talk about love in Britain. I love the queen, 904 00:39:10,282 --> 00:39:11,614 that's all you're gonna get out of me. 905 00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:12,949 GINA That's nice. 906 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,317 KATE All right, well. 907 00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:15,618 GINA Is, is the queen single? 908 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,654 SHANE: No, she's married to Prince Phillip. 909 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,322 KATE Of course she's married to a prince, 910 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:20,724 'cause she's a greedy bitch. 911 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:24,661 SHANE Yeah. We love her anyway though. And I always think a 912 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,730 queen should be a little bit greedy, you know. 913 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:32,869 KIMMY Some guy just tweeted asking if I'm enjoying my eel 914 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:37,006 and teriyaki turkey. Who are these people? Gun show 87. 915 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:41,978 Give me a break. Everything okay? 916 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,948 JUDY No, everything is not okay. My phone has chosen to abandon 917 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,851 me in my hour of need. It says no access to the Internet. 918 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:49,552 KIMMY Okay, did you restart it? 919 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,787 JUDY Yes, Kimmy, I restarted it. 920 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,922 KIMMY Hey, easy. Um, did you check the settings? 921 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:53,923 'Cause sometimes the settings I don't know- I don't know 922 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:54,924 are off. And you reset it? from settings 923 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,059 Well just okay, I just- 924 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,427 It, it's just supposed to work. 925 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:59,446 Okay, let me check. 926 00:39:59,447 --> 00:40:01,464 JUDY Okay, okay 'cause it, it's an emergency. All the recipes for 927 00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:03,032 Thanksgiving are bookmarked on there [LAUGHTER]. 928 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:04,334 It's coming back on. 929 00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:06,970 JUDY No, I know it comes on. It's just I can't get online. 930 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,471 KIMMY Okay don't worry I'll get you back online. 931 00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:11,341 JUDY Okay please, please. If you don't it's gonna be the worst 932 00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:14,911 Thanksgiving since the great salmonella gravy scare of 1996. 933 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,913 KIMMY We- go get it. I will get you back online. 934 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:17,847 Okay. Okay. 935 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:18,848 Okay. 936 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:19,872 Okay. 937 00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:20,895 I'm going this way. I'm going that way. 938 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:21,918 JUDY Stir that broth, it's for the vegan turkey stuffing. 939 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,886 KIMMY Okay I got it. Go. 940 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:33,630 Okay. Thank you Kimmy. KIMMY Yes. Go, Go. 941 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:36,900 [PHONE RINGS] 942 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:44,007 KIMMY Hello? You did what? No, sorry I, I can't hear you. Hang on, 943 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:46,075 I'm going to go outside. You're breaking up. 944 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:47,610 DAVID Look like you just- no, it's not- Hi. 945 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,612 PETRA Hey. Hi. 946 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,047 So good to see you honey. Hey Judy, sorry we're late. 947 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,028 JUDY It's after three. [LAUGHTER] 948 00:40:52,029 --> 00:40:53,008 PETRA I know, I was working. 949 00:40:53,009 --> 00:40:53,988 Sorry. DAVID Yeah, not blogging. 950 00:40:53,989 --> 00:40:54,968 JUDY Yeah. Hey Jennifer. JENNIFER Hey. 951 00:40:54,969 --> 00:40:55,948 Look how cute, she's so big. [LAUGHTER]. 952 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:56,820 PETRA I know, she is. 953 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:57,687 JUDY I have a crisis. 954 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,306 PETRA Oh, oh, what happened? 955 00:40:59,307 --> 00:41:00,924 Well I, I can't get online on my phone. DAVID What? 956 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:02,876 Hey. and I... 957 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,827 JUDY ...bookmarked all the recipes and if we don't get back on, 958 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,930 appetizers is all we're having. 959 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:08,498 Honey that's not gonna happen. I know that I'm late, 960 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,599 but I'm here now to help. okay 961 00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:10,667 David, set up the cheese platter. 962 00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,602 Oh, I'm not mad at a cheese platter. 963 00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:14,536 Oh and take her somewhere and park her. 964 00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:16,706 Park her? 965 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:18,874 PETRA I, You, you know what I mean. God, I mean I'm just Jewish men are so sensitive. 966 00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,610 JUDY Oh you stop it, it's not that he's Jewish. 967 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,778 PETRA He's stupid. 968 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:22,846 See you at dinner. 969 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:28,551 Come on, sweetie. Oh, okay. Hello. 970 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,687 Come on, baby, I might need you to pick up the front. 971 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,088 PETRA What are we looking at first? 972 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:34,891 JUDY Tofu stuffing from Lizzie Emerald's website. 973 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:36,793 PETRA Ooh, you like Lizzie Emerald? 974 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,828 Well she's supposed to be a total bitch. 975 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,063 JUDY How do you know something like that? 976 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:41,965 PETRA Who's a bitch dot com. 977 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,933 JUDY There is a website called who's a bitch dot com? 978 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,034 PETRA How do you not know that? 979 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,035 JUDY I don't know- 'cause I'm not- 980 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,036 PETRA Well I'm- 981 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,771 JUDY Shi- my broth. Ooh, oh 982 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:50,757 PETRA Oh no. Do you need that? 983 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,742 JUDY Yes I need it, it's for the stuffing. Oh shit. Shit! 984 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:53,810 PETRA Honey, I told you, you- 985 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,145 JUDY Oh! 986 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,479 PETRA Oh see I- you should have done potluck. I'm just. 987 00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:58,264 Potluck? No. Yes. 988 00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:00,048 JUDY I wanted a homemade, beautiful Vintage Thanksgiving. You 989 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:02,852 know what I mean, like. Making things by hand. Nobody, 990 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:06,055 nobody makes things anymore. It's all attach and send. 991 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,490 And download. Oh 992 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:09,792 Wow, is that supposed to be happening? 993 00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:13,229 Wow. 550 seems really high. No, no, no, no no. Please. 994 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,797 JUDY Well there's no temperature consensus online and- 995 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,966 PETRA Oh. 996 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,134 JUDY And I surveyed like a dozen recipes. Shit. 997 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:20,036 Ah. Oh... 998 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,738 Oh no. Oh dear. 999 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:24,774 PETRA Oh no, no, no, no. There's no use crying over burnt turkey. 1000 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,344 Hey. It's like turkey jerky. 1001 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,913 JUDY No fuck turkey jerky. I wanted juicy turkey. 1002 00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:31,531 PETRA Yeah well. 1003 00:42:31,532 --> 00:42:33,148 I wanted better fucking homes and gardens magazine turkey. 1004 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:37,086 I wanted turkey to make Martha Stewart wet. You know, I 1005 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,923 shouldn't have relied on this fucking thing. Well you're never 1006 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,225 there when I need you. Why are you never there when I need you? 1007 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,893 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1008 00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:45,628 LILY Come in. 1009 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:48,932 JESSE Hello, my gorgeous niece. 1010 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,534 LILY Hi. When did you get here? 1011 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:52,535 JESSE You hiding out? 1012 00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:54,270 LILLY This is the commotion free zone. 1013 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,889 JESSE Hurricane Thanksgiving, 1014 00:42:55,890 --> 00:42:57,507 it's like a goddamn category seven out there. 1015 00:42:57,509 --> 00:42:59,292 LILY Yeah. 1016 00:42:59,293 --> 00:43:01,076 JESSE You have the right idea. What are you now, like 40? 1017 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,546 LILY Sixteen. But my ID says 18. 1018 00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:07,617 JESSE You little criminal. I bet the boys are going crazy over you. 1019 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:09,419 Do you have a boyfriend? 1020 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,220 LILLY There's a guy I'm seeing, but no one would approve, so. 1021 00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,722 Mmm- It's nothing. 1022 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:15,191 JESSE I know the feeling. Remember when I dated that Scientologist? 1023 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,794 LILY Oh, it's not that bad He's just older. 1024 00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:20,263 JESSE Okay yeah but how much older? Like do I need to 1025 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,182 kick his ass or-? 1026 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:24,100 LILLY No Uncle Jesse, I can kick his ass myself. 1027 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,736 JESSE Fine, but if you need me to kung-fu chop one of your dates 1028 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:27,837 you just text me. 1029 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,138 Okay. Okay. 1030 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:32,208 LILLY Hey, what about you? You seeing anyone special? 1031 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,310 JESSE I can't really seem to meet anyone. 1032 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,914 LILLY Come on. 1033 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:40,149 LILY There are tons of gay guys out there [LAUGHTER]. No, I'm 1034 00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:42,285 serious, this is like the best time in history to be gay. 1035 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,554 Uh-uh. 1036 00:43:44,556 --> 00:43:46,623 You should get on Bottom Feeder. 1037 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,359 Wait, how do you know about Bottom Feeder? 1038 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,594 I, I love BF. 1039 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:54,030 Why do you have a gay dating app? 1040 00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:56,699 Duh, 'cause it lets me rate hot guys. Here, let's see. 1041 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,134 I can't believe you know about this app. 1042 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,303 Everyone does, it's like legendary. 1043 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:03,239 Oh let me see your account. I'll help you 1044 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:06,643 No. No, [BARF SOUND] 100 percent no. 1045 00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:08,445 Please. 1046 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:10,246 No, what the hell is wrong with you? No, maybe later, but just- 1047 00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:11,498 Yes. So wait- 1048 00:44:11,499 --> 00:44:12,749 I- I don't understand. Like what, what do you even use 1049 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,083 for a profile pic? 1050 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:16,653 Oh I use the torso of Antonio Sabato Junior. 1051 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,705 Of course. You want to see? 1052 00:44:18,706 --> 00:44:20,756 Yeah, seriously he's hot. Oh my gosh, what? 1053 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,358 I have like zero bars. 1054 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,359 JESSE Hmm. 1055 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:25,595 I usually have at least two. 1056 00:44:25,597 --> 00:44:27,196 You broke it. 1057 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,097 No I didn't. 1058 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:29,165 You broke your phone. 1059 00:44:29,601 --> 00:44:33,670 ¶ EERIE MUSIC ¶ 1060 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:35,805 BERT (whispering) Oh. Come on. 1061 00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:48,618 GEORGIA Hey, come over here. I thought we agreed no phones 1062 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,019 on the holiday. 1063 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:53,956 RICK Yeah, I know. But, uh, I don't know these people that well. 1064 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,825 They're your friends. So what am I supposed to do? 1065 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:58,695 GEORGIA What are you talking about? You've got Kimmy, she's your 1066 00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:00,063 sports buddy. You love Kimmy. 1067 00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:03,900 RICK Yes, yes, I, I love Kimmy, she's great and she's so much 1068 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:06,803 fun to talk to about sports. And that lasts five to ten minutes. 1069 00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:08,905 And then what am I supposed to do? 1070 00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:11,006 GEORGIA [CLEARS THROAT] Rick, we made an agreement. 1071 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:12,875 RICK Okay. 1072 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,110 Okay? Okay. Okay. 1073 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,978 I'm sorry, the phone is in my pocket. 1074 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,781 Okay. Now. So what's up? 1075 00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:20,850 GEORGIA Will you please make me a mojito? 1076 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,954 RICK That's it? That's, that's why you called me over here, 1077 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,389 so I could be your manservant and make you drinks? 1078 00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:28,825 GEORGIA [LAUGHS] You know I love the way you make them. 1079 00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,026 RICK Oh boy, 1080 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:30,893 Oh. Yeah, okay. 1081 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,095 I guess I'll make a mojito. 1082 00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:34,097 You know what, don't trouble yourself. 1083 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:38,935 You know what, why don't you make me a mojito. Yeah. I mean 1084 00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:42,238 I'm at your friend's house, I'm here for you. I'm being a good 1085 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,707 boy. Why should I put on a display? I mean 1086 00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:46,876 it's the holidays, I should be able to be myself, yes? 1087 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:50,079 Yes, and why does being yourself always mean being by yourself? 1088 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,848 Okay that conversation. 1089 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,049 No, stop it. 1090 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,885 Will you just, Georgia, I will make you your drink. 1091 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,820 Now you have to stop nagging me. 1092 00:45:57,822 --> 00:46:00,790 I just thought that my husband would want to spend five minutes 1093 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:03,392 with me on Thanksgiving. You know what I mean? 1094 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:07,029 Muddle a little mint, engage with some people. Forget it. 1095 00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:11,100 Georgia. Come here. 1096 00:46:13,705 --> 00:46:16,773 You really take that give right out of Thanksgiving. 1097 00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,741 Just so you know. 1098 00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,209 Good to know. 1099 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:33,956 You okay playing your game, honey? 1100 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,391 Yeah, daddy. 1101 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:36,459 DAVID Okay. 1102 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:41,464 KATE Fox playing break-up songs and he's taking bar stools... 1103 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,533 [INAUDIBLE] cigarette smoke and name tags. 1104 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,269 PETRA All right, are those boiled? 1105 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:48,037 JUDY Did you just see me take them off the stove? 1106 00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:49,038 PETRA I don't know if they're done yet. 1107 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:49,972 JUDY They're boiling hot. 1108 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,107 Okay. Yeah, but I didn't peel them. 1109 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:52,208 PETRA Oh. 1110 00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:53,308 JUDY Because I wasn't sure if you were supposed to peel them first. 1111 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:54,594 PETRA Oh no, no, no, no. 1112 00:46:54,595 --> 00:46:55,878 Peeling sounds like so much work. Or peel them- 1113 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,463 And besides, no, but the... And now they're hot so I don't 1114 00:46:57,464 --> 00:46:59,047 skin has like amino acid and fiber know if I can get 1115 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:00,817 Gets you nice and regular Thanksgiving is not about amino 1116 00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:02,985 acids and fiber and keeping regular. 1117 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,187 It should be about keeping regular. It's not. 1118 00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:06,255 It's about creamy, white perfection 1119 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:08,424 Excuse me, creamy white perfection? 1120 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:10,059 What if I want chunky black? 1121 00:47:10,061 --> 00:47:11,060 That's yummy. Well when you do 1122 00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:12,929 Thanksgiving you can do chunky black. 1123 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,131 No, see I'm not gonna do Thanksgiving for this 1124 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:16,299 very reason. I mean look- 1125 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:17,767 Holy shit. 1126 00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:19,234 I totally forgot. What? A cookbook. 1127 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:22,539 I have one Oh. 1128 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,842 actual book with pages and here it is right- oh, holy shit. 1129 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:27,143 What? Classic French cooking. 1130 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:28,778 Oh honey the word Thanksgiving's 1131 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:30,169 not even in the French vocabulary. 1132 00:47:30,170 --> 00:47:31,559 No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay. PETRA: Well- 1133 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,949 We're gonna change it up. we are gonna have a thanksgiving 1134 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,383 with a, with a European flair. 1135 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:36,385 PETRA Okay but there is no mashed potatoes in- 1136 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:39,488 What's the word for- French cooking they gratine them or- 1137 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:41,190 or gratan them potato. Well then, we will gratine 1138 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,558 them. Whatever. I mean- Okay. They're gone. 1139 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,860 JUDY Come on! viva la France. 1140 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:44,927 PETRA No you're right, you're absolutely right. 1141 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:47,063 JUDY How do you say potato in French? 1142 00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:49,398 PETRA Potato? Pomme, pomme. 1143 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,334 JUDY I think it's a pomme frites. Yeah, we are gonna 1144 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:52,268 have a Parisian Thanksgiving. 1145 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,120 KATE He was so wound up. 1146 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,971 SHANE Yeah, it's just Bert's way of coping with life 1147 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:58,107 as a rarely employed Los Angeles actor. 1148 00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,759 KATE Oh great. 1149 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,410 GINA If you ask me that's a very sad way to live. 1150 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:05,815 He's always on a leash, paranoid he's gonna miss something. 1151 00:48:05,817 --> 00:48:08,184 SHANE Mm, there are worse ways to make a living. 1152 00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:11,420 KATE Yeah, try public school teaching when the Republicans 1153 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:12,321 are in charge. 1154 00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:13,322 GINA Hey. 1155 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,057 KATE Except for the great communicator. 1156 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:20,897 GINA Right. I was a substitute school teacher. Thirty years. 1157 00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:25,334 I went home for the day, my work was over. 1158 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:28,871 SHANE The constancy of the iPhone age must be, uh, very different 1159 00:48:28,873 --> 00:48:30,172 from your generation, hmm? 1160 00:48:30,174 --> 00:48:35,077 GINA Oh my generation. Are you implying my generation 1161 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,946 is so far from yours? 1162 00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,481 SHANE I didn't mean it in a negative way. 1163 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:40,283 KATE You never say generation to a woman. 1164 00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:42,451 GINA I was just trying to get your goat. 1165 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:45,221 KATE Mom's still quick as a wit. Better mind the gap. 1166 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:48,524 GINA About most things. Not everything. 1167 00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:51,060 SHANE Uh I think the mind blossoms with age. You know, uh, 1168 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:55,998 the insight from a lifetime of experience must be invaluable? 1169 00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,436 GINA Yes. Although some 70 year olds are just as 1170 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,638 clueless as 20 years olds. 1171 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,408 So uh, so how is your online love life. 1172 00:49:05,877 --> 00:49:07,109 Excuse Me? KATE Oh. 1173 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,211 KATE If this trumps mine I'm switching to a quadruple 1174 00:49:09,213 --> 00:49:13,349 martini. How's your love life, mom? 1175 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:16,452 GINA I, uh, I really haven't signed up yet. 1176 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,654 SHANE Why not? 1177 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:20,990 GINA 'Cause I don't like the Internet [LAUGHTER]. 1178 00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:25,294 I don't trust it. It's better for younger people I think. 1179 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,630 SHANE How so? Do you mind if I record this? 1180 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,265 GINA Record? Why? 1181 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:32,001 SHANE Well it's, uh, it's for a little project. You can approve it 1182 00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,269 before I post it, I promise. 1183 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,171 KATE Oh, better get that in writing mom. 1184 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,939 GINA Does Judy know about this? 1185 00:49:36,941 --> 00:49:39,041 SHANE Uh, she's totally on board. 1186 00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:42,044 GINA Okay. 1187 00:49:42,046 --> 00:49:43,112 SHANE Okay? 1188 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:48,217 SHANE So? How is the Internet from your perspective? 1189 00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:54,657 GINA Well I do try to keep up with everything. I, I want to be 1190 00:49:54,659 --> 00:50:00,363 savvy about the Internet, about all this new technology coming 1191 00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:05,968 around. But it is so much and it, it's, it's too fast. 1192 00:50:05,970 --> 00:50:10,272 It comes flying at you, it makes my head spin [LAUGHTER]. 1193 00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:14,310 I, I am afraid I am one click away from somebody 1194 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:18,714 having all of my information. I was watching 20/20. 1195 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,316 You, you ever see that? 1196 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:22,652 Mm-hmm. "20/20". 1197 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,987 GINA And they said that if anybody ever gets your 1198 00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:29,959 information, you, your life is never the same. They ruin 1199 00:50:29,961 --> 00:50:35,731 your credit. And even the credit guys, they cannot fix it. 1200 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:40,236 So- I'm not for that. 1201 00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:46,709 Besides it's very isolating. You know, to sit there for hours all 1202 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:54,116 by yourself. Trying to figure things out. I like people. I, 1203 00:50:54,118 --> 00:50:59,021 I like to talk. I, I like to go to the store. This probably 1204 00:50:59,023 --> 00:51:04,693 doesn't make much sense to you, being younger- how old are you? 1205 00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:05,694 SHANE Thirty. 1206 00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:07,430 KATE Oh lord. GINA God. 1207 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:09,165 KATE I was probably at a Bangles concert when you were born. 1208 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,167 GINA You grew up with computers, didn't you? 1209 00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:13,603 SHANE I have. 1210 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:16,038 GINA Well how would you like it if you spent your whole life 1211 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,075 and all of a sudden a computer comes along and it's in charge 1212 00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,743 of everything. 1213 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,410 SHANE But do you feel things have got better as a whole? 1214 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:27,483 GINA One hundred percent worse. 1215 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:33,389 ZOE (OS) "She listened to every sound, sprang up with a start, 1216 00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:38,160 wondered that it did not come. And then at sunset, 1217 00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:43,299 always more saddened, she longed for the morrow. 1218 00:51:51,075 --> 00:51:52,441 KIMMY Me love you long time. 1219 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:53,409 [INAUDIBLE PHONE CONVERSATION NOISES] 1220 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,044 This is supposed to be sports. 1221 00:51:55,046 --> 00:51:57,146 [INAUDIBLE PHONE CONVERSATION NOISES] 1222 00:51:57,148 --> 00:52:00,349 No, I, I understand I'm not supposed to take- 1223 00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:05,321 Okay. Hello? Hello? Fuck. 1224 00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:15,431 DYLAN Hey man. 1225 00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:17,600 RICK Hey. 1226 00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:19,768 DYLAN You know where the John is? I got to drain the lizard. 1227 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:30,179 RICK (OS) Yeah I think the, uh, I think the main bathroom is 1228 00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:33,215 on the other end of the house. This everything here seems to be 1229 00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:34,817 connected to a bedroom. So. 1230 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,919 DYLAN Yeah, thanks. Haven't I seen you before? 1231 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:39,722 RICK No- I don't think so. 1232 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:44,226 DYLAN Maybe it wasn't in person or your, your whole person. 1233 00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:47,263 RICK I'm sorry what's that? 1234 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:51,100 DYLAN Maybe we met in the cyberspace? 1235 00:52:51,102 --> 00:52:53,102 RICK I don't think so, I- are you in 1236 00:52:53,104 --> 00:52:54,303 one of my fantasy football leagues? 1237 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:55,638 DYLAN No [LAUGHS] I'm pretty sure 1238 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,740 it was a different district of the cyber hood. 1239 00:52:58,209 --> 00:53:01,177 RICK Well I'm pretty sure that I don't know what you're 1240 00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,645 talking about then, dude. 1241 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:06,782 DYLAN Dude. Most smart married men turn off their Bottom Feeder 1242 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:09,451 before going to a Thanksgiving dinner. 1243 00:53:09,453 --> 00:53:11,520 Eight feet away is so dumb. 1244 00:53:14,158 --> 00:53:15,791 RICK Like I said I'm not sure I know what 1245 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,078 you're talking about. Tell- I'm telling you, 1246 00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:22,364 I don't care. Do not care. Not going to say anything. 1247 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:45,588 RICK Fucking phone, man. I turn the goddamn app off it comes back 1248 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:48,891 on. I turn it off, it comes on again. Fucking headache. 1249 00:53:51,295 --> 00:53:54,363 DYLAN I've always wanted to be someone's mistress. 1250 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:03,239 KIMMY (OS) ....says maybe it's time for a little iPhone espionage. 1251 00:54:03,241 --> 00:54:04,206 GEORGIA Yeah, I already did that. 1252 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:07,376 KIMMY Ah. 1253 00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:10,545 DAVID Hey. I believe you ordered one ice cold mojito. 1254 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:14,683 GEORGIA That is so sweet. Thank you. 1255 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:17,253 DAVID Oh, how's it going out here? 1256 00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:20,623 KIMMY Meltdown at work. And the cell phones are dead. 1257 00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,925 The rapture has begun. 1258 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,226 DAVID No, don't worry, I'm sure they will get the phones working again. 1259 00:54:25,229 --> 00:54:28,631 GEORGIA Mm, for the sake of my marriage I kind of hope they don't. 1260 00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:30,432 DAVID What's that mean? 1261 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:35,537 KIMMY Rick is a phone junky. He's on his phone all day and all night. 1262 00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:40,242 DAVID You know, I have my own strange addict. Yeah, it's my wife. She, 1263 00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:42,611 uh, she's like a human Pinterest board. 1264 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:44,446 GEORGIA What does that mean? 1265 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:48,384 DAVID Uh, Petra, she just reviews everything under the sun and 1266 00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:51,420 over the sun. I mean she, she'll review a gas station if she 1267 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:55,257 doesn't like the gas pump or, or write four-page blog entries on 1268 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:58,894 what her favorite varieties of flavored lip gloss are. 1269 00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:02,831 You know, and she gets so fired up when people like her reviews 1270 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:06,235 or comment on her analysis or, or re-tweet her tweets. 1271 00:55:06,237 --> 00:55:07,703 It's like she's having a fucking orgasm. 1272 00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:09,538 GEORGIA Oh. 1273 00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:11,372 DAVID You know, she's posting or vining or tumbler-ing or 1274 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:13,375 insta-ing or whatever. I don't know. 1275 00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:15,844 GEORGIA Maybe we should start a support group. 1276 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,713 Step one. 1277 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:21,450 DAVID Step one, Rick should throw his phone in the middle of the ocean 1278 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:23,519 if it would make you happy. 1279 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:33,829 BERT Work. You will work. You will listen to me, I am your 1280 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:38,400 master, you will work, work. Be a good phone. Be good. 1281 00:55:38,402 --> 00:55:42,771 Okay stay very still, be good, that's it. That's it, be good. 1282 00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:48,410 ZOE (OS) Hey. Hey. 1283 00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:49,411 BERT Hey. 1284 00:55:49,413 --> 00:55:50,546 ZOE I think I recognize you. 1285 00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:52,614 Aren't you that Yeah. guy from, um? 1286 00:55:52,616 --> 00:55:55,718 Yep. Yep, I am that guy, yeah. 1287 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,286 I used to love that show when I was a kid. 1288 00:55:57,288 --> 00:55:59,388 BERT Oh this is not working. I have to send a selfie 1289 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,857 to my agent right now. I have to look aggressive. 1290 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,926 ZOE Are you a friend of my mom's? 1291 00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,694 BERT I've been on other shows since you were a little kid, 1292 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,862 just so you know. 1293 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,564 ZOE I didn't mean anything by that. I- 1294 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:12,901 BERT I did not disappear. I did not disappear. 1295 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,403 ZOE Are you okay? 1296 00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:17,639 [BERT CRYING] ¶ ETHEREAL MUSIC ¶ 1297 00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:19,675 BERT The phone isn't working. 1298 00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,443 ZOE Do you want to borrow my phone? 1299 00:56:21,445 --> 00:56:23,645 BERT No, fuck, work, would you please, 1300 00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:24,947 would you please work, would you please work for me? 1301 00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:27,783 Would you please, someone be here, please. 1302 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,441 Please god help. 1303 00:56:35,442 --> 00:56:37,326 DAVID It's hard to find time to listen. Petra and I have been 1304 00:56:37,328 --> 00:56:40,095 together for 12 years and I, I feel like I have to squeeze in 1305 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,898 alone time with a crowbar. The records just stack up. 1306 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,701 GEORGIA My first boyfriend and I would lie there for hours 1307 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:50,005 listening to records. Lots of James Taylor, Joni Mitchell. 1308 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:52,007 DAVID Mm, tuning into the music, watching the records 1309 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:53,442 go round and round for hours. 1310 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,911 I'd love to do that again. 1311 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,846 DAVID Petra listens to one song and she wants to review 1312 00:56:57,848 --> 00:56:59,715 the entire album online. 1313 00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:01,567 DAVID It kind of ruins the magic. 1314 00:57:01,568 --> 00:57:03,418 GEORGIA It's kind of like when I take Rick to a gallery show. 1315 00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:06,655 He shoots a photo of a picture on the wall without even 1316 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,458 looking at it. It's like he wants to preserve a memory that 1317 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,627 hasn't even happened yet. 1318 00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:13,795 Yeah, how about those people who record the entire concert 1319 00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:14,696 Oh! on their phone. 1320 00:57:14,698 --> 00:57:15,881 Are they even listening? 1321 00:57:15,882 --> 00:57:17,065 Agreed! So not what a concert is about. 1322 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,434 Agreed. 1323 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,802 Anyway, now they're using their phones as lighters. 1324 00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:21,870 Yes, totally, it's so lame 1325 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:24,573 I'm gonna see if Judy needs rescuing. 1326 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:27,709 Uh, do you want to hang out here for a bit? 1327 00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:30,446 Yeah, sure. I'm no use in the kitchen anyway. 1328 00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:31,914 I'll uh, let your spouses know you're out here. 1329 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:35,050 Ah no need, I'm sure Petra's busy cooking. 1330 00:57:35,052 --> 00:57:37,419 GEORGIA And Rick's busy texting. 1331 00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:38,587 GINA (OS) Ah! ZOE (OS) Hi! 1332 00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:39,822 GINA My girl. SHANE Right. 1333 00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:41,156 ZOE I'm so happy to see you. 1334 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:43,992 GINA Oh, I'm so happy to see you. Come on, sit down. 1335 00:57:43,994 --> 00:57:48,397 ZOE Okay. Wait, does anyone know the whack job outside? He's acting 1336 00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:50,132 like he's on bad hallucinogens. 1337 00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:52,801 SHANE That's my friend Bert, I invited him. He may well have 1338 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,403 swallowed his spray tan again. 1339 00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:55,504 GINA (OS) He's on drugs too? 1340 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:56,405 [LAUGHTER] 1341 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:58,224 At Thanksgiving? 1342 00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:00,042 SHANE No, it's just that his drama teacher tries to get him to 1343 00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:04,146 stay in character for days at a time. Last month it was a Smurf. 1344 00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,948 It's a grim business, I'll go check he's okay. 1345 00:58:05,950 --> 00:58:06,949 It's nice to see you again. 1346 00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:08,183 ZOE Nice to see you. 1347 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,020 What were you talking about with Mom's latest art pet? 1348 00:58:12,022 --> 00:58:14,656 GINA He's doing research for his new grog. 1349 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:17,092 ZOE Oh Grammy it's not grog, it's blog 1350 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:20,062 GINA Well good. Because when I hear the word grog 1351 00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:25,100 I get thirsty. I think there's really a lot to say about your 1352 00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:29,171 generation. And all of this technology. 1353 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,206 ZOE You sound like such a grandma right now. 1354 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,708 My generation, and grogs? 1355 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:36,912 GINA Okay smarty pants. What do you think about all this? Huh? 1356 00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:39,715 ZOE You want to know a secret? 1357 00:58:39,717 --> 00:58:41,450 Of course. 1358 00:58:41,452 --> 00:58:44,887 ZOE It is the older people that take the Internet too seriously. 1359 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:49,157 It is moms who get in posting fights on Facebook. I mean my 1360 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:52,594 generation, we know how to shut off our phones. We know 1361 00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:55,063 better than anyone else the difference between real 1362 00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:57,599 communication and cyber communication. 1363 00:58:58,836 --> 00:59:03,805 Like I have no problem not responding to a text because 1364 00:59:03,807 --> 00:59:06,008 I know it's not the end of the world. And I expect people 1365 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:07,809 that I text to feel the same way. 1366 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:09,144 GINA Hmm. 1367 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:13,615 ZOE I just don't think it's our generation's fault if 1368 00:59:13,617 --> 00:59:18,220 stupid people take their phones too seriously. They have an off 1369 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:23,525 button just like we do. There's a guy and he won't stop texting 1370 00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:26,128 me. And he's just doing it for himself. I mean he's addicted 1371 00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:30,198 to the validation of me texting him back. But it has nothing to 1372 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:35,270 do with me. I know that. I don't think he does, which actually 1373 00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:36,705 gives me all the power 1374 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:40,008 GINA [LAUGHING] Yes. 1375 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:43,712 I think that my generation knows what to do when it all becomes 1376 00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:47,950 too much. We ignore it. Well You just got to recognize it for 1377 00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:52,220 what it is, you know, it's a tool. It's just a tool. It's 1378 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:55,157 like a scale or a blender. 1379 00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:58,560 KATE The day my scale texts me is the day I shoot myself. 1380 00:59:58,562 --> 00:59:59,895 [KITCHEN NOISES 1381 00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:01,530 SHANE Here we are in the nerve center 1382 01:00:01,532 --> 01:00:02,664 JUDY Oh of the house, the kitchen. 1383 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:04,600 Where we find our hostess. 1384 01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:06,101 JUDY Shane out out, out, out. 1385 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,636 Oh, what's wrong, what's wrong with this? 1386 01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:08,904 What's wrong with it? The- 1387 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:11,139 this is not what my kitchen looks like 1388 01:00:11,141 --> 01:00:12,941 This is not what I look like. 1389 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,742 Mess is part of the creative process. I once took a tour 1390 01:00:14,745 --> 01:00:17,679 of Damien Hirst's studio. The effluvium was very, 1391 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:19,047 very similar. What do we have in here? 1392 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:20,082 JUDY Ah, no peaking. 1393 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:22,050 Oh. That is the turkey 1394 01:00:22,052 --> 01:00:24,186 Oh okay it's a lit- it's a little black. 1395 01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:25,787 Is it a cajun turkey? 1396 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:27,923 Uh, the- it's meant to be Amish. 1397 01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,658 Let's put some suspenders on it then. 1398 01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:30,692 Perhaps a little hat. 1399 01:00:30,694 --> 01:00:32,127 And what do we have here? 1400 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,028 Really? 1401 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:33,829 [SHANE LAUGHS] 1402 01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,964 This- potatoes 1403 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:41,236 Oh- okay. Um, so this will be mashed potatoes. And, um, I 1404 01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:43,772 boiled them and I, I wasn't sure 1405 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:46,008 about the skin so I am improvising. 1406 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,276 SHANE Oh okay well a little bit of that and the, and the 1407 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:50,712 black meat, you'd have a very passable shepherd's pie. 1408 01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:53,782 Oh god, you're right about that. There's a bit of irony 1409 01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:56,685 Because I am serving Britain's national dish on 1410 01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:58,620 American Thanksgiving, to a Brit. 1411 01:00:58,622 --> 01:00:59,755 [LAUGHTER] 1412 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,089 PETRA Who's this, what's that? 1413 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:03,959 JUDY Oh, oh sorry I thought I told you. This is Shane. 1414 01:01:03,961 --> 01:01:05,961 And he's a, a conceptual artist. 1415 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:08,196 And he's blogging about our Thanksgiving. 1416 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:09,998 Blog? I wouldn't say I was a conceptual artist. 1417 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,036 SHANE It's more, uh, reality television meets, uh, Dada. 1418 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:17,305 PETRA Dada? Mama, dada, what - - [LAUGHTER] I know you were 1419 01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:19,074 speaking English. Maybe the beginning part. 1420 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,060 PETRA (OS) Is he speaking English? 1421 01:01:21,061 --> 01:01:23,045 JUDY (OS) Oh come on, he's speaking with an accent, it's still English. 1422 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:24,913 SHANE What, uh, what, what are you doing here? 1423 01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:28,350 PETRA Ah. Replacement stuffing. 1424 01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,285 SHANE You don't stuff it in the turkey? 1425 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,120 PETRA Uh, well some people do. Most don't. 1426 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,956 SHANE Uh, god, you- thi- this holiday is full of misnomers. I'm still 1427 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:37,392 unclear on why you persist on using the term Indian. 1428 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:39,695 JUDY Oh well that's a funny thing because Columbus, he was 1429 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:41,363 headed for India. and he got Uh, whoa, Excuse me. 1430 01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:44,266 Excuse me. I didn't give you permission to film me. 1431 01:01:44,268 --> 01:01:47,035 SHANE Oh I'm sorry, I uh- 1432 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:48,170 JUDY I- 1433 01:01:48,171 --> 01:01:49,304 PETRA I'm sure you did and maybe she did too, 1434 01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,373 but really you shouldn't have. 1435 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:55,010 SHANE Oh, uh, it's all right, I'll, I'll sw- - switch it off now. 1436 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:59,981 And, uh, please my, my- I apologize. 1437 01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:03,018 JUDY Oh, No, no, no. That's on me, I'm sorry. Petra, I told him 1438 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:04,186 that it would be okay. 1439 01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:06,955 For this blogger to film this blogger? 1440 01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:09,224 Oh my god, I didn't even really think 1441 01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,659 about it like that. I no- um- I... 1442 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:12,093 It's not really the same thing. I'm gonna go find my 1443 01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:13,195 friend Bert. So, uh. 1444 01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:15,147 Oh. 1445 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:17,098 SHANE Good luck with it, Judy, very nice to meet you, uh- 1446 01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:18,133 PETRA & JUDY TOGETHER Petra. 1447 01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:18,900 SHANE Petra. That's right. 1448 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,035 Okay Yeah 1449 01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:21,203 Right, okay. 1450 01:02:21,205 --> 01:02:24,706 Shane. Who is that limey poser? 1451 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,841 [LAUGHING] I think he's kind of adorable. 1452 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:26,975 PETRA He's not adorable. 1453 01:02:26,977 --> 01:02:30,245 He's a remnant of my past art life. 1454 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:34,049 PETRA Well if that is your art life, I'm glad it's in your past. 1455 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:39,287 ¶ EERIE MUSIC ¶ [TAPPING ON PHONE] 1456 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:44,159 [PHONE DINGING] 1457 01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:23,298 RICK No, we have to stop, we have to stop. We can't do this. 1458 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,333 Why? That was pretty good. 1459 01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:29,871 We just, we, I want to, and we're going to. I just- 1460 01:03:29,873 --> 01:03:31,940 It's Thanksgiving, my wife is right down the hall. 1461 01:03:31,942 --> 01:03:36,278 Okay well maybe we can message each other on Bottom Feeder? 1462 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:42,083 RICK That's a very good idea. I'll send you a unicorn right now. 1463 01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:44,853 If I can get the goddamn thing to work. 1464 01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:48,857 This phone, uh, no- It won't load. 1465 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,927 DYLAN All this talk of unicorns and loads is making me hungry 1466 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,365 RICK Uh- This thing is not working. 1467 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,300 GINA Okay. 1468 01:03:58,302 --> 01:04:01,086 KATE I don't want any, mom. 1469 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:03,871 GINA There you go. Are you sure you should be drinking all that- 1470 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,173 On an empty stomach? 1471 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,575 KATE It's better this way. 1472 01:04:08,478 --> 01:04:10,545 GINA I don't like watching you get drunk like this honey. 1473 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:13,014 KATE Then don't. 1474 01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:18,854 GINA You know, it was never like this when Adam was around 1475 01:04:18,856 --> 01:04:21,122 KATE Twelve years, what a waste. 1476 01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:23,825 GINA How is he? Do you know? 1477 01:04:23,827 --> 01:04:27,462 KATE Well he seems really happy on Facebook. 1478 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:30,098 Oh my gosh he just seems so happy with 1479 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,400 his wife and his daughter 1480 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:33,301 GINA I'm sorry. 1481 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:34,469 KATE But thanks for asking. 1482 01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:37,038 GINA I'm, uh- I know how hard that must be for you. 1483 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,573 It's not exactly like I had a that must be for you. 1484 01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:41,243 great role model for marital bliss. 1485 01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:43,445 GINA I don't want to get into that, Kate. 1486 01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:44,546 KATE (OS) I know you don't. 1487 01:04:45,849 --> 01:04:48,583 You just left me to clean up all your messes. 1488 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:52,854 GINA (OS) That is quite enough. Thank you. I'm gonna go out and 1489 01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:55,257 and see Zoe. See if she's learned anything. 1490 01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:56,925 Wherever she's learning it. 1491 01:04:56,927 --> 01:05:01,863 KATE She's such a little showoff, that Zoe. But she will learn. 1492 01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:06,301 Boys don't make passes at girls who make passes. 1493 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,287 PETRA Oh god. Mm. 1494 01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:28,157 JUDY What? What's wrong now? 1495 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:31,026 PETRA Mm, it's, mm-mm. I mean you really can taste that this is 1496 01:05:31,028 --> 01:05:32,060 straight out of a box. 1497 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,129 JUDY ...well did you follow the instructions? 1498 01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:37,198 You mean add water to contents of box and stir? 1499 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,466 Yeah, I did that. 1500 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:39,968 JUDY (OS) Okay you know what, that is not helping. 1501 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,236 PETRA(OS) Oh- Jesus! A little snarky, 1502 01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:44,406 to tell you the truth. I thought that out of the box foods were 1503 01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:45,640 just supposed to work. 1504 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:48,143 PETRA Honey, nothing ever just works. That's 1505 01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:51,413 why you're supposed to research and read reviews before you buy. 1506 01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:53,081 JUDY Okay, well who has time to do that? 1507 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:57,218 PETRA With the Internet it takes no time. You know, most people 1508 01:05:57,220 --> 01:06:00,622 don't remember this, but not so long ago there was very little 1509 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:03,491 we could do when something didn't work. And now, you know, 1510 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,961 if there's something that's not working or there's a 1511 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:08,263 manufacturer's problem I now have a place where I can go to 1512 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:13,134 complain. Like my voice is actually being heard. I feel 1513 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:16,671 like my entire life I've been collecting information and, and, 1514 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:20,375 and observations and, and thoughts and, you know, I've - - 1515 01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:25,280 god, I've just wanted to let it all out. You know? I feel like 1516 01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:31,252 my whole life's experience has led to something. And people 1517 01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:34,155 have learned that I know something, and they care that 1518 01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:38,660 I know something. I mean, you know, every time somebody likes 1519 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:42,364 one of my reviews, I feel like I've made an impact in the 1520 01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:50,171 world. That I've mattered. That I've helped someone. I don't 1521 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:54,242 know. I know it sounds silly. But some people do community 1522 01:06:54,244 --> 01:06:59,114 service, some people do art, and some people post. 1523 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:03,084 ¶ SLOW TINKLING PIANO MUSIC ¶ 1524 01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:06,621 GEORGIA Someone like Cartier-Bresson, the reason his images are so 1525 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:10,458 wonderful is because you could feel him being engaged in the 1526 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:14,429 life he was photographing. He, he said something once like 1527 01:07:14,431 --> 01:07:18,666 photography is nothing, it's life that I'm interested in. 1528 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:23,471 And I just feel like it's the opposite of that now. 1529 01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:26,307 I mean people just snap and post without even looking at 1530 01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,376 what they're shooting half the time. 1531 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:38,620 SHANE Hello guys, uh, so, uh, tempers are flaring a little bit. 1532 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:42,424 So if you could get any footage, uh, near the windows, that would 1533 01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:45,627 be great. Just sort of make sure you stay out of sight. And, uh, 1534 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:48,363 yeah things are going well and I'll speak to you later. Okay. 1535 01:07:51,468 --> 01:07:56,738 RICK Just- put my picture up there so I, I can hear it from other guys 1536 01:07:56,740 --> 01:08:01,009 that I'm attractive. That they can let me know what they feel. 1537 01:08:01,011 --> 01:08:06,181 My wife, she, sh- she doesn't say it, she doesn't- 1538 01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:10,685 She's not turned on by me maybe, I don't know, maybe she is. 1539 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:16,458 I just don't, I don't feel it. I, uh- does that make any 1540 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:27,702 sense? I don't know, I- I- don't hook up with guys there. 1541 01:08:27,704 --> 01:08:32,640 I don't, I have, but I- [STUTTERING] 1542 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:36,511 I don't. That's not me. I mean I'm, I'm s - - I'm straight. 1543 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:44,219 Okay, I'm gonna, I want to give you my number. But you're 1544 01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:46,521 gonna have to be discreet. Please. 1545 01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:48,790 DYLAN You know the problem with apps like Bottom Feeder is that they 1546 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:52,127 just, they just impede the natural progress of the 1547 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:54,863 inevitable. You sinner boys need more time. 1548 01:08:56,066 --> 01:08:57,632 JESSIE (OS) Rap, sat - - Saturday, 1549 01:08:57,634 --> 01:08:59,167 LILLY(OS): Ah. JESSIE (OS): eight points for that word. 1550 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:00,201 LILLY (OS): Ah! JESSE (OS): Because I am smart 1551 01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:01,269 JESSE (OS): and you are not. 1552 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,336 JESSE (OS): Because I am amazing at Boggle. 1553 01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:03,638 LILY Okay yeah, yeah, you're bomb at Boggle. 1554 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,373 JESSE Yes, I am. Thank you. 1555 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:08,376 KATE Wow, I forgot the sound of joy. 1556 01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:10,678 Uncle Jesse's just showing off. 1557 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,847 Yeah, we figured with the cell phones out we would go retro 1558 01:09:12,849 --> 01:09:14,215 with a board game. 1559 01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:15,582 KATE Ooh, how subversive. Before you know it 1560 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:16,751 we'll be talking to each other. 1561 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,120 LILY How are things in the kitchen of mayhem? 1562 01:09:19,122 --> 01:09:22,323 KATE Well, you know, that Petra is in there quote helping her. 1563 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:24,659 JESSE Okay well Petra's a ball buster. She'll make sure that 1564 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:27,629 poor dead turkey flies. 1565 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:30,265 LILLY Well hey, do you want to play another round with us? 1566 01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:36,204 KATE Oh wow, yeah. God, I loved board games. Then I did this Monopoly 1567 01:09:36,206 --> 01:09:40,141 speed dating thing. Oh, don't ever do it. 1568 01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:45,213 LILLY Fun-. We're just counting up the scores from the last round. 1569 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:48,450 LILLY Yeah, I know. 1570 01:09:48,451 --> 01:09:51,686 KATE Wow, aw, I forgot. All these little pieces, it's so- 1571 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,755 and the sand timer. 1572 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:57,825 LILLY Well mom's had this game for forever. I guess we kind of 1573 01:09:57,827 --> 01:10:00,228 grew out of it. We used to play all the time. 1574 01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,229 JESSE With your dad? 1575 01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:02,797 LILLY Yeah. He loves board games. 1576 01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:03,898 KATE Games in general. 1577 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,967 JESSE Kate, enough. 1578 01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:09,837 LILLY (OS) Hmm, uh, what kind of games did you play when 1579 01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:13,258 you guys were little? 1580 01:10:13,259 --> 01:10:16,678 JESSE Oh well, hmm, my big sisters used to like to dress me up. 1581 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,745 LILLY Really? 1582 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,581 KATE Yeah, we put pink bows in his hair. 1583 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,582 JESSE Pink bows. 1584 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:22,434 KATE 'Cause he was always gay. 1585 01:10:22,435 --> 01:10:24,285 JESSE Always. And then Mom would play those little, these like little 1586 01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:28,189 folk songs and we would dance. 'Cause she had this, um, 1587 01:10:28,191 --> 01:10:29,524 what was the, it was like a little guitar? 1588 01:10:29,525 --> 01:10:30,858 KATE(OS) Ukulele. JESSE The ukulele. 1589 01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:32,192 JESSE (OS) right. And, and she knew maybe three chords. But she could play 1590 01:10:32,195 --> 01:10:34,696 a thousand songs with these three chords. Like, uh - 1591 01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:37,365 KATE (OS) Camp town races. Doo-da, doo-da. 1592 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:39,017 JESSE Doo-da. 1593 01:10:39,018 --> 01:10:40,668 KATE And, um, the Clementine, my darling Clementine. 1594 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:41,669 JESSE Oh. 1595 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:43,271 Are those like hippy songs? 1596 01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:44,872 No, they are old, fun- LILLY (OS) Oww! 1597 01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:46,541 -campfire songs. 1598 01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:51,713 LILLY Wait, what's a campfire? I'm kidding, I'm sorry. 1599 01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:52,580 JESSE Kate. 1600 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:55,500 KATE Oh yeah, shaky, shaky, shaky... 1601 01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:58,419 BERT (OS- OUTSIDE) You can do it. You can do it, come on. Oh, come 1602 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,689 on you little fuckhead. Work. Work, please work. 1603 01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:04,459 BERT'S SUPER EGO (OS) Bert, [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 1604 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,228 BERT: Just fuck, what the? Who, who are you? How do you 1605 01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:09,397 know my real name? 1606 01:11:09,398 --> 01:11:11,565 BERT'S SUPER EGO You are having another of your episodes. A moment of 1607 01:11:11,568 --> 01:11:15,470 psychosis brought on by traumatic phone withdrawal. 1608 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:17,505 BERT What? 1609 01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:21,342 BERT'S SUPER EGO This is your superego speaking. The part of your own mind 1610 01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:22,877 that is self-critical. 1611 01:11:22,879 --> 01:11:28,883 BERT Oh. I always knew I had an ego. I assumed it was super. 1612 01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:31,419 BERT'S SUPER EGO You must begin an important change. 1613 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:32,854 [ECHOING] Change, change, change, change. 1614 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,856 SUPER EGO One that begins with a search. 1615 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:37,425 BERT Okay wait- what, what, what search? 1616 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:43,564 BERT'S SUPER EGO For tranquility. For silence. And most of all for meaning. 1617 01:11:43,566 --> 01:11:45,550 BERT Meaning what? 1618 01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,535 GINA (OS) Well it's great looking at you out here. 1619 01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:48,536 ZOE Hey, Granny. 1620 01:11:48,538 --> 01:11:50,004 GINA I'm not disturbing you am I? 1621 01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:52,573 ZOE No, no, not at all. Please sit down. 1622 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:55,810 GINA Okay. 1623 01:11:57,247 --> 01:11:58,246 ZOE How's auntie Kate? 1624 01:11:58,248 --> 01:12:00,315 GINA She's drunk again. 1625 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,885 ZOE That must be hard for you to watch. 1626 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:13,728 GINA Mm. I suppose I should be used to it after all these years. But 1627 01:12:13,730 --> 01:12:23,338 although the last time I really thought it was the last time. 1628 01:12:25,809 --> 01:12:27,775 SHANE Hey guys, I'm trying to find my friend Bert. 1629 01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:29,611 You haven't seen him, have you? 1630 01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:31,446 DYLAN He probably took one look at that torched turkey 1631 01:12:31,448 --> 01:12:33,314 and he headed straight for Denny's. 1632 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,717 Torched Turkey sounds like an indie band. 1633 01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:38,586 RICK Speaking of missing persons I'm gonna go look for my wife. 1634 01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,355 DYLAN Yeah, you do that, Rick. 1635 01:12:40,357 --> 01:12:42,523 RICK See you, Dylan. 1636 01:12:43,893 --> 01:12:46,561 DYLAN How'd your interview with, uh, Jesse go? 1637 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:49,497 SHANE Yeah, no, he's, he's, uh, he's an interesting guy. 1638 01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:51,966 He kind of he wants to live in a world of email. You know, 1639 01:12:51,968 --> 01:12:55,603 like, uh, Tron but more banal. 1640 01:12:58,475 --> 01:13:00,508 DYLAN Want another interview per chance? 1641 01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,577 SHANE Yeah, I need to locate my friend Bert. 1642 01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:05,313 There are rumors that he's, uh, he's acting like himself. 1643 01:13:05,315 --> 01:13:07,615 DYLAN Well we can do it fast. And, uh, I might be too 1644 01:13:07,617 --> 01:13:10,051 fat and stuffed after dinner to have my picture taken, so. 1645 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:12,620 SHANE Okay. Sure, yeah, if, if you don't mind, uh, 1646 01:13:12,622 --> 01:13:13,888 doing a, a fast one. 1647 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,123 DYLAN Famous for fast ones. 1648 01:13:16,426 --> 01:13:17,458 It's an American thing. 1649 01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:20,962 SHANE: Okay. Like, uh, fast food? 1650 01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:27,602 ZOE I wish that something or someone would come along and she could 1651 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,103 find some happiness. 1652 01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:35,743 GINA Mm-hmm. Sometimes I worry that it's all my fault. 1653 01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:42,650 ZOE No, no, Granny. Of course it's not. It's like me worrying about 1654 01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:46,754 Mom's divorce. There's only so much you can do. 1655 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:49,524 GINA You have taken such good care of her. 1656 01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:52,593 ZOE I have had to learn to set boundaries. 1657 01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:59,967 GINA Believe me it's better that way. But when it's your child, 1658 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:08,776 it's so hard. Look at all of mine. They're all unhappy. 1659 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:12,647 ZOE Well unhappiness is just part of the human condition. 1660 01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:16,784 It's like what I'm reading about in French class. So much of life 1661 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:22,957 is about waiting for something to happen. And the sadness 1662 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,026 when it doesn't happen. 1663 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:29,997 DAVID Petra and I tried to have a rule where we turned off our 1664 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:35,970 phone one day a week. Technology free day. Ironically it was 1665 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:37,772 supposed to help us connect. 1666 01:14:37,774 --> 01:14:40,909 GEORGIA How did that go? 1667 01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:44,045 DAVID I kept catching her little cheats as she'd call them. 1668 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:47,882 But, um, they weren't little cheats to me. 1669 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:53,187 SHANE When I started I, I wanted people to talk about 1670 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:56,491 their past and, and how they give thanks for their so-called 1671 01:14:56,493 --> 01:14:58,826 blessings. But all anyone seems to want to talk about is 1672 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:04,098 technology. So what comes to mind when, when turkey and 1673 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:07,101 technology and, and family merge? 1674 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:15,176 DYLAN Um, okay wow, that's intense. Um, I- I was a latch key kid. 1675 01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:18,713 Um, I was, you know, I'd come home every day and just be alone 1676 01:15:18,715 --> 01:15:22,950 for four or five hours. And so I'd just rely on myself. 1677 01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:29,023 Find ways to keep myself entertained. To not, uh, feel 1678 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:34,195 lonely. I guess the phone reminds me of that. 1679 01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:36,264 SHANE Do you call the phone mommy or daddy? 1680 01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:41,802 DYLAN Well I guess it, it's a little bit of both. I have these, 1681 01:15:41,804 --> 01:15:43,838 I have these strange ideas of the future sometimes. 1682 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:47,508 Um, like someday when we're born we'll be handed a phone and it 1683 01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:49,844 becomes our, our nanny, 1684 01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:53,047 our teacher, our friend and companion. 1685 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:55,883 SHANE Well I suppose little children are everywhere with 1686 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:57,118 their phones now. 1687 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,854 DYLAN Totally. 1688 01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:02,589 SHANE Do you think that's a bad development? To have people 1689 01:16:02,592 --> 01:16:05,860 brought up by phone nannies, as you suggest? 1690 01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:08,596 DYLAN I don't. There's some piss poor parenting out there. 1691 01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:12,199 But a phone, a phone can watch over you, make sure you 1692 01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:15,102 don't get lost. It can make sure you get fed on time. 1693 01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,771 It can teach you new things. 1694 01:16:16,773 --> 01:16:20,274 SHANE But doesn't that take away a, a human element? I mean 1695 01:16:20,276 --> 01:16:23,044 studies have shown there are, that a bottle isn't the same as 1696 01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:24,946 the nipple, for example. 1697 01:16:24,948 --> 01:16:27,615 DYLAN If a phone can teach you how to play a chord, what's the need 1698 01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,884 for a music teacher? If, if a phone can inspire me 1699 01:16:29,886 --> 01:16:31,786 to workout, what's the need for a coach? 1700 01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:34,922 SHANE Yeah surely there's, there's something missing? I mean- All 1701 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:38,159 these jobs, they're not just mechanical. 1702 01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,261 Or, well maybe they are 1703 01:16:41,798 --> 01:16:47,768 ¶ EERIE TINKLING MUSIC ¶ 1704 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,171 PETRA Don't worry about David and Jennifer, they, they'll 1705 01:16:50,173 --> 01:16:53,841 just be fine. In fact I should probably look on them. 1706 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:54,875 Oh hey Kimmy. 1707 01:16:54,877 --> 01:16:59,430 KIMMY Hi. 1708 01:16:59,431 --> 01:17:03,984 PETRA So, uh, have you seen David? Wh- why, why do you suddenly 1709 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:08,122 look like that? What? Where is he? 1710 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:09,991 KIMMY He's chatting with Georgia. 1711 01:17:09,993 --> 01:17:12,059 PETRA With Georgia and Rick? 1712 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:20,101 KIMMY Just Georgia. Don't shoot the messenger. 1713 01:17:20,103 --> 01:17:23,671 PETRA Why do I get the feeling that I should suddenly look for 1714 01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:28,042 my husband? So what exactly are they talking about? 1715 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:32,179 KIMMY Living life online. Apparently Rick isn't- paying enough 1716 01:17:32,181 --> 01:17:33,915 attention to Georgia. 1717 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,650 PETRA Oh that's classic. And I'm sure David was complaining about 1718 01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:39,120 me in the same way. You know, I know how and what that man 1719 01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:40,621 thinks at all times. 1720 01:17:40,623 --> 01:17:44,725 JUDY Well you do pay a lot of attention to your online life. 1721 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:45,593 PETRA No I don't. 1722 01:17:45,595 --> 01:17:48,663 JUDY Petra. 1723 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,732 PETRA What? No, uh, excuse me. I just believe that my online 1724 01:17:51,734 --> 01:17:55,936 persona is more influential and more creative and more, you 1725 01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:58,339 know, maybe more vibrant than my actual persona. 1726 01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:02,460 JUDY But it's not real. 1727 01:18:02,461 --> 01:18:05,045 PETRA Well I beg to differ. I think there's very little 1728 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:09,283 difference between real life and online life. It's all life. 1729 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,419 We're living it, right now. 1730 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,321 JUDY Yeah, no actually what you're talking about is actually more 1731 01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:16,724 typing than it is living. 1732 01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:25,332 PETRA Same diff. Wow. Whatever, look, um, I think that this 1733 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:28,969 situation here is beyond salvation. So I'm gonna gather 1734 01:18:28,971 --> 01:18:32,106 up my little team and head for a reservation. 1735 01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:42,283 LILLY (OS) Okay, Gutty is not a word. 1736 01:18:42,285 --> 01:18:45,419 JESSE (OS) It is, I'm telling you. It means to have a large gut. 1737 01:18:45,421 --> 01:18:46,721 LILLY No way. 1738 01:18:46,723 --> 01:18:47,722 KATE I don't buy it. 1739 01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:50,858 KATE No. JESSE Listen. 1740 01:18:50,859 --> 01:18:53,993 JESSE Listen, I call people, myself mostly, gutty, all the time. 1741 01:18:53,996 --> 01:18:55,896 LILLY You're insane. 1742 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:57,797 JESSE: I'm not. I'm not, I'm telling you, I'm not. 1743 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,770 LILLY All right. Shit. I'm still not getting any bars. 1744 01:19:02,772 --> 01:19:05,339 This is getting really freaky, how are we gonna figure it out? 1745 01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:08,442 KATE Have you heard of something called a dictionary? 1746 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:11,245 LILLY I mean yeah, I've, I've got that app. 1747 01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:14,682 KATE Well the app was based on a real thing. And I'm sure there's one 1748 01:19:14,684 --> 01:19:16,067 in the house. 1749 01:19:16,068 --> 01:19:17,451 LILLY I've never seen one. Mom just Kindles everything. 1750 01:19:17,453 --> 01:19:19,820 JESSE Are, are you seriously telling me that there's not a dictionary 1751 01:19:19,822 --> 01:19:22,390 in this entire house? 1752 01:19:22,391 --> 01:19:24,959 LILLY No, I mean don't get on my case about it. I'm only 16. 1753 01:19:24,961 --> 01:19:28,162 KATE I don't believe this. Little miss art critic doesn't 1754 01:19:28,164 --> 01:19:30,364 have a dictionary in this house? 1755 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,233 That's really, really sad. 1756 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:33,701 LILLY Why is it sad? 1757 01:19:33,703 --> 01:19:35,770 JESSE I, I don't know, I just feel like every house ought 1758 01:19:35,772 --> 01:19:37,938 to have a dictionary, even if nobody uses it. 1759 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,707 LILLY Why? 1760 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,475 KATE Because it's a part of the infrastructure of a home. 1761 01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:45,980 You have the roof, you have the front door, you have cable, and 1762 01:19:45,982 --> 01:19:47,414 you have a dictionary. 1763 01:19:48,184 --> 01:19:53,487 JUDY Maybe I should start a blog. Judy's failed life dot com. 1764 01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:55,289 And this will be the inaugural entry. 1765 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:58,793 KIMMY Your life is not a failure, okay. You've got really 1766 01:19:58,795 --> 01:20:02,263 nice kids. You've got a cozy house. Your career is about to 1767 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:05,800 break through again. I mean you've got a bright mind and a 1768 01:20:05,802 --> 01:20:10,805 really warm heart. You've got it all as far as I'm concerned. 1769 01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:14,275 JUDY Well then how come I'm not happy? 1770 01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:19,280 KIMMY Well I'm gonna sound like an ancient Chinese proverb, but 1771 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:24,418 the best we can do is be content. You know, happiness 1772 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:28,489 only comes in brief, brilliant flashes. 1773 01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:32,760 It's been a long fucking time since I've had one of those. 1774 01:20:32,762 --> 01:20:37,231 KIMMY They seem to be happening less and less for everyone I know. 1775 01:20:37,233 --> 01:20:39,333 JUDY Will you help me? 1776 01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:42,970 I mean I've got all those people to feed and I don't know, we can 1777 01:20:42,972 --> 01:20:44,839 find takeout or something. 1778 01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:46,473 KIMMY I mean how, how do we even know what's open? 1779 01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:48,843 I can't call or, or search. 1780 01:20:48,845 --> 01:20:51,846 JUDY Well how did we search in the old days? 1781 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:55,015 KIMMY I don't remember. 1782 01:20:56,853 --> 01:21:03,190 JUDY I remember. We used to go to Korea Town and we 1783 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,893 would go and we would find a restaurant that we had never 1784 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:09,196 been to before. And we would just walk in, the sign wouldn't 1785 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:14,268 even be in English. And we would ask for the most popular thing. 1786 01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:18,138 on the menu and it be- became sort of a tradition, you know. 1787 01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:21,275 It was like a family bonding ritual. 1788 01:21:21,277 --> 01:21:24,345 KIMMY And you don't do it anymore? 1789 01:21:26,282 --> 01:21:30,084 JUDY Never. Not since the divorce. 1790 01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:31,986 I mean we tried to do it a couple times, 1791 01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:36,557 the girls and I, and Zoe would find a bad review online... 1792 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:39,994 But then we'd, you know, we wouldn't go. If it's 1793 01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:44,131 one thing the Internet is good for, it's convincing you 1794 01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:46,100 not to do something. 1795 01:21:46,102 --> 01:21:50,604 KIMMY I used to go to all those Korean places when I was growing up. 1796 01:21:50,606 --> 01:21:53,440 It feels like a really long time since I've been down there. 1797 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:58,579 In Korea, we have a Thanksgiving called Chuseok. 1798 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:02,016 You visit the tomb of your ancestors, offer 1799 01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:03,417 them food and drinks. 1800 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:05,219 DAVID(OS) Doesn't it seem, I don't know... 1801 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,954 KIMMY Nobody really seems to do it anymore. 1802 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:07,955 DAVID (OS) Really quiet? 1803 01:22:07,957 --> 01:22:10,191 GEORGIA Mm-hmm. 1804 01:22:10,192 --> 01:22:12,426 KIMMY(OS) It's like all the ancient traditions are being lost. 1805 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:15,462 DAVID How long do you think we've been out here? 1806 01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:17,531 GEORGIA I don't know. 1807 01:22:20,569 --> 01:22:22,536 My phone's black. 1808 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:24,638 DAVID Is your battery dead? 1809 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:25,572 It won't start. 1810 01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:27,641 DAVID Here, use my phone. 1811 01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:32,112 Mine's dark also. 1812 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,981 GEORGIA Maybe it's an omen. 1813 01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:36,500 DAVID An omen. 1814 01:22:36,501 --> 01:22:39,018 GEORGIA Mm-hmm. You want to go for a walk? 1815 01:22:39,522 --> 01:22:43,357 DAVID Yes. Yes, I do. 1816 01:23:21,964 --> 01:23:33,574 PETRA David? Huh, well. Hello? David? 1817 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:39,380 KIMMY It feels so strange not to have a specific destination. 1818 01:23:39,382 --> 01:23:41,682 JUDY We may not have a destination, but we have a mission. 1819 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,167 KIMMY Yes. 1820 01:23:43,168 --> 01:23:44,651 JUDY We will not go hungry on Thanksgiving 1821 01:23:44,653 --> 01:23:46,620 [LAUGHTER] 1822 01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:50,691 JUDY Here we go. 1823 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:59,333 LILLY: There's like this weird nostalgia for inconvenience. 1824 01:23:59,335 --> 01:24:03,303 I mean listen, were paper letters and paper newspapers 1825 01:24:03,305 --> 01:24:07,975 so much better? Or like having to wake up at six 1826 01:24:07,977 --> 01:24:12,746 a.m. to go wait in line to buy a concert ticket? Oh it's so 1827 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:19,153 great. Come on. Life is so much better now. 1828 01:24:19,155 --> 01:24:21,221 You guys really had it hard. 1829 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:24,992 JESSE Look, I'm not saying that I don't like those conveniences. I just- 1830 01:24:24,994 --> 01:24:26,994 KATE No, it's true, something is lost. 1831 01:24:26,996 --> 01:24:28,112 JESSE Yeah. 1832 01:24:28,113 --> 01:24:29,229 LILLY No, but so much is gained. 1833 01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:31,098 KATE No, but I'm not sure it's worth it. 1834 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:34,568 JESSE I mean I feel it too. Like something has been lost. 1835 01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:39,773 LILLY Uh- Your silly. I- What is lost? What is it? 1836 01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:42,443 KATE I don't know, it's hard to explain. 1837 01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:46,013 I mean I- I'm just curious. I'm not trying to be difficult. 1838 01:24:46,015 --> 01:24:49,583 JESSE Okay, maybe it's like- it's like the pleasure of 1839 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:53,754 something was directly related to the inconvenience. 1840 01:24:53,756 --> 01:24:57,224 KATE There were little victories that came from trying 1841 01:24:57,226 --> 01:25:00,360 to figure something out and feeling needed. Like 1842 01:25:00,362 --> 01:25:06,800 the dictionary needed us. Maps, newspapers, needed us. 1843 01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:10,704 Stores needed us. You know, I mean you could only find the 1844 01:25:10,706 --> 01:25:13,073 word when you participated with the dictionary. 1845 01:25:13,075 --> 01:25:16,443 It was your knowledge of the alphabet and the time 1846 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:19,546 and the care that you took to look through it. And, 1847 01:25:19,548 --> 01:25:23,484 you know, dealing with all these pages that were so thin and you 1848 01:25:23,486 --> 01:25:28,555 go too far this way. And then this way. And then where is the 1849 01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:34,394 - - and then there it is. There it is. You know. I mean it took 1850 01:25:34,396 --> 01:25:37,231 something. It meant something. It meant something to find a 1851 01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:41,168 word and look it up. And now it's just click. Just a click 1852 01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:43,337 and it's all the same clicking with the same amount of 1853 01:25:43,339 --> 01:25:46,406 non-effort. A click to make a reservation, click to pay your 1854 01:25:46,408 --> 01:25:50,744 bills, click to buy something. I mean we've totally convenienced 1855 01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:52,513 our self out of being needed. 1856 01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:57,584 JESSE And the worst part is, is we have taken the most sacred thing 1857 01:25:57,586 --> 01:26:01,822 in the world, and that's finding love, finding a relationship 1858 01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:06,660 and we have reduced it into a one-click game. 1859 01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:13,800 This device is, it's trapped us inside. I never go 1860 01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:18,872 out anymore. I miss going out. I miss the random shit that would 1861 01:26:18,874 --> 01:26:21,108 happen when I would go out. 1862 01:26:21,110 --> 01:26:22,743 LILLY I don't get it, why don't you just go out? 1863 01:26:22,745 --> 01:26:24,444 KATE Oh my god, look. 1864 01:26:24,446 --> 01:26:25,379 JESSE What? 1865 01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:26,713 JUDY Right here. 1866 01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:27,714 JESSE Gout. 1867 01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:31,118 KATE No, go out. It's a sign. 1868 01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:33,687 LILLY Hello, I just said that. Go out. 1869 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:39,193 KATE I know and there it is. Go out. We need to go out. 1870 01:26:39,195 --> 01:26:41,628 JESSE This, this is my new mantra. Go out. 1871 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:43,363 KATE We need to go out. 1872 01:26:43,365 --> 01:26:45,132 JESSE Let's go out. We're going out. 1873 01:26:45,134 --> 01:26:47,167 KATE Yeah, let's go out. Come on, you coming? 1874 01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:48,235 LILLY No, you guys are weird. 1875 01:26:48,237 --> 01:26:49,603 JESSE We're going out. KATE I am so excited. 1876 01:26:49,605 --> 01:26:50,688 JESSE We're gonna go out. 1877 01:26:50,689 --> 01:26:51,772 KATE We don't know what we're gonna do, we're just gonna see. 1878 01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:52,974 LILLY Yeah. 1879 01:26:52,975 --> 01:26:54,175 JESSE We're going out. LILLY We're just gonna go out. 1880 01:26:54,176 --> 01:26:55,376 LILLY Okay you're going out of your minds maybe. 1881 01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:56,577 KATE See what happens, life. Life happens out. 1882 01:26:56,579 --> 01:26:57,544 JESSE What are we gonna do? 1883 01:26:57,546 --> 01:26:59,563 KATE We're gonna buy,- buy a CD 1884 01:26:59,564 --> 01:27:01,581 JESSE We're gonna buy a 20 cent CD for twenty - twenty two dollars. 1885 01:27:01,584 --> 01:27:03,250 KATE We're gonna wait in line for something. 1886 01:27:03,252 --> 01:27:04,318 JESSE We could get a dictionary. 1887 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,886 KATE We could get a dictionary- Just go. 1888 01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:08,956 BERT'S SUPER EGO You are not living to your full potential. 1889 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:11,525 BERT I'm not. 1890 01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:13,459 SUPER EGO You spend too much time taking selfies and 1891 01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:14,661 looking at yourself. 1892 01:27:14,663 --> 01:27:16,196 BERT Is that a good or a bad thing? 1893 01:27:16,198 --> 01:27:18,832 'Cause people are always telling me that I have a good look. 1894 01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:24,905 BERT'S SUPER EGO A good look is meaningless. What is important is inside yourself. 1895 01:27:25,841 --> 01:27:28,942 BERT When you say inside, inside myself, like, 1896 01:27:28,944 --> 01:27:32,779 like inside myself? What? What's in there? 1897 01:27:32,781 --> 01:27:36,550 BERT'S SUPER EGO Much more than your selfie would suggest. Don't you 1898 01:27:36,552 --> 01:27:38,685 want to find out how much more? 1899 01:27:38,687 --> 01:27:43,657 BERT Okay. How do I do that? 1900 01:27:43,659 --> 01:27:47,728 BERT'S SUPER EGO: Your true self will be found with quiet reflection. 1901 01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:52,933 Go forth now, dear Bertram, in quiet reflection. 1902 01:27:53,869 --> 01:27:55,269 JESSE It's sort of beautiful out. 1903 01:27:55,271 --> 01:27:59,406 KATE Yeah, it's still light. Where are we going? Oh look. 1904 01:28:01,310 --> 01:28:02,476 JESSE What, really? KATE Yeah. 1905 01:28:02,478 --> 01:28:03,443 JESSE Shut up. 1906 01:28:03,445 --> 01:28:05,062 You are not. Look. 1907 01:28:05,063 --> 01:28:06,680 KATE I am so. Out with the blackberry. Come on. 1908 01:28:06,682 --> 01:28:08,315 We're really going out. 1909 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:09,783 JESSE Don't you shame my blackberry. 1910 01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:12,503 KATE Now what? 1911 01:28:12,504 --> 01:28:15,222 JESSE I don't know, I'm naked and scared. Am I fat? Gutty. 1912 01:28:15,224 --> 01:28:16,356 KATE (OS) You're not gutty. 1913 01:28:16,358 --> 01:28:17,624 JESSE Cell phone's... [INAUDIBLE] 1914 01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:20,627 KATE Such a cheat. So not right. Poor Lilly. 1915 01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:22,296 BERT (OS) My selfie is not myself. 1916 01:28:22,298 --> 01:28:23,797 ASSISTANT 1 No it's, it's good, they can't see me. 1917 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,732 BERT (OS) My selfie is not myself. 1918 01:28:25,734 --> 01:28:30,237 PETRA (OS) David? David? Damn it, where is he? 1919 01:28:30,239 --> 01:28:31,972 Oh, have you seen your wife? 1920 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:33,974 RICK I'm not exactly sure where she is. 1921 01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,410 PETRA Well I heard she was flirting with David. 1922 01:28:36,412 --> 01:28:38,845 RICK That's great, thanks for the information. Why don't you 1923 01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:40,430 mind your own business? 1924 01:28:40,431 --> 01:28:42,014 PETRA What are you doing out here anyway, are you, are you 1925 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:46,586 getting reception? Is reception back? All right well I'm, I'm 1926 01:28:46,588 --> 01:28:48,855 not getting anything here. Just- 1927 01:28:48,857 --> 01:28:50,140 RICK I'm sorry that's my phone. 1928 01:28:50,141 --> 01:28:51,424 PETRA I know I just - - this is a real emergency. 1929 01:28:51,427 --> 01:28:52,493 If I can just this one thing I mean you didn't fucking ask me. 1930 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,560 I understand but I just You just take my- take a person's 1931 01:28:53,561 --> 01:28:54,627 need one second. phone alright- give me my- 1932 01:28:54,628 --> 01:28:55,694 Excuse me? Don't touch me Give me my fucking phone. 1933 01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:57,698 RICK Are you kidding me? You're stark raving mad. 1934 01:28:57,700 --> 01:28:58,999 Oh well fuck you. You just fucking smashed my phone. 1935 01:28:59,001 --> 01:28:59,800 You shouldn't grab it. 1936 01:28:59,802 --> 01:29:01,101 Yes Fuck me? 1937 01:29:01,102 --> 01:29:02,401 I shouldn't grab you? You grabbed my fucking phone. 1938 01:29:02,404 --> 01:29:04,538 How about that? Now your phone is in the water. 1939 01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:05,605 PETRA What is wrong with you? 1940 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:06,606 RICK What's wrong with me? 1941 01:29:06,608 --> 01:29:08,842 PETRA What- that is my life's work. 1942 01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:11,511 RICK That's pathetic. Your phone is your life's work? 1943 01:29:11,513 --> 01:29:12,946 Shouldn't your husband, your daughter, your family 1944 01:29:12,948 --> 01:29:14,898 be your life's work? 1945 01:29:14,899 --> 01:29:16,849 PETRA E- Excuse me. Do not talk about my family, especially not 1946 01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:22,589 my daughter. Where is, where is Jennifer? 1947 01:29:22,591 --> 01:29:23,757 RICK Go on, go find her. PETRA Jennifer? 1948 01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:25,425 PETRA Jennifer? Baby? Go on. Go 1949 01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:27,461 RICK Mom of the year. Get the hell out of here. 1950 01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:28,662 PETRA Honey. 1951 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:47,147 Jennifer? Ah. Oh, Oh shit. [CRYING] 1952 01:30:35,898 --> 01:30:37,964 PETRA Jennifer? 1953 01:30:54,383 --> 01:30:56,817 ZOE Oh, what happened in here? 1954 01:30:56,819 --> 01:30:59,886 GINA Thanksgiving got the best of her. 1955 01:31:00,422 --> 01:31:02,489 ZOE Where is she? 1956 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:07,861 GINA I think she probably wants to be alone. 1957 01:31:07,863 --> 01:31:12,933 ZOE Oh, I'm not sure if this is funny or tragic. I'm sure 1958 01:31:12,935 --> 01:31:15,202 I could figure it out if it weren't for the hunger pangs. 1959 01:31:16,405 --> 01:31:18,638 LILLY Oh my God what the fuck! 1960 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,739 GINA Lilly! 1961 01:31:19,741 --> 01:31:21,408 LILLY Oh I'm sorry, granny. 1962 01:31:21,410 --> 01:31:23,877 ZOE What are we gonna do? This is a disaster. 1963 01:31:23,879 --> 01:31:30,517 GINA Mm, well I have an admission to make. I knew something like this 1964 01:31:30,519 --> 01:31:37,424 could possibly happen, so I made a backup thanksgiving dinner. 1965 01:31:37,426 --> 01:31:40,861 And it's in my fridge right now at the house. 1966 01:31:40,863 --> 01:31:41,862 ZOE Seriously Granny? 1967 01:31:41,864 --> 01:31:43,263 GINA Yeah. 1968 01:31:54,977 --> 01:31:57,211 GINA Okay. 1969 01:31:57,212 --> 01:31:59,446 CAR GPS Welcome to your navigation system. My name is Ethyl. 1970 01:31:59,448 --> 01:32:00,580 GINA Okay ethyl. 1971 01:32:00,582 --> 01:32:01,781 CAR GPS How may I help you? 1972 01:32:01,783 --> 01:32:03,049 GINA Hit it girl. 1973 01:32:05,053 --> 01:32:08,522 DYLAN (OS) Yes, I know. I know that everything I use my phone for 1974 01:32:08,524 --> 01:32:13,693 - sex, love, uh, companionship are just stand-ins for the, for 1975 01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:16,162 the real thing. I, I know that, I know a phone can't love you. 1976 01:32:16,164 --> 01:32:17,898 can't nurture you. 1977 01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:19,966 SHANE Why would you want it to? 1978 01:32:20,602 --> 01:32:26,306 DYLAN Because it's easier than working things out with real people. 1979 01:32:27,543 --> 01:32:32,646 SHANE [LAUGHING] Yes. I suppose you're quite right. 1980 01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:36,116 DYLAN I got to go. 1981 01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:38,184 SHANE You suddenly in a rush? 1982 01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:41,121 DYLAN I don't, I don't even know what I'm doing here. 1983 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:44,190 I should be with my own family on Thanksgiving. 1984 01:32:44,192 --> 01:32:48,628 SHANE Well, you gonna make it? This is like one of those old 1985 01:32:48,630 --> 01:32:50,597 Rosalind Russell movies. 1986 01:32:50,599 --> 01:32:52,666 DYLAN I hope so. 1987 01:33:02,611 --> 01:33:05,679 CAR GPS Prepare to detour in 500 feet. 1988 01:33:06,181 --> 01:33:07,714 GINA See what you did? 1989 01:33:07,716 --> 01:33:08,648 CAR GPS Detour now. 1990 01:33:08,650 --> 01:33:10,584 GINA What did I do? 1991 01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,236 CAR GPS Detour now. 1992 01:33:12,237 --> 01:33:13,887 GINA I've already been down that road, Ethyl. 1993 01:33:13,889 --> 01:33:17,223 CAR GPS Action not recognized. Resuming previous route. 1994 01:33:17,225 --> 01:33:18,658 GINA Oh, okay. 1995 01:33:18,660 --> 01:33:20,126 CAR GPS Continue for three miles. 1996 01:33:20,128 --> 01:33:22,262 GINA Here we are. CAR GPS Then turn right. 1997 01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:25,865 GPS Continue straight then make a U-Turn. 1998 01:33:25,867 --> 01:33:27,934 GINA Ah. 1999 01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:30,537 CAR GPS Continue for three miles. Then turn right. 2000 01:33:30,539 --> 01:33:32,138 Oh god now I need gas. Then you will arrive 2001 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:33,857 at your destination. 2002 01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,575 See what you did? Approaching Dusky Glen road. 2003 01:33:35,577 --> 01:33:37,844 What? I'm going myself. 2004 01:33:37,846 --> 01:33:40,647 GPS I'm sorry but no satellites can be located. 2005 01:33:40,649 --> 01:33:43,266 GINA Turn you off. 2006 01:33:43,267 --> 01:33:45,884 CAR GPS Welcome to your navigation system, how may I help you? 2007 01:33:47,990 --> 01:33:49,289 SHANE Okay ladies, you want to come out and we'll do the 2008 01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:58,632 final shot. So it was a tumultuous, uh, Thanksgiving, 2009 01:33:58,634 --> 01:34:01,768 With some unexpectedly thought-provoking dialogue. 2010 01:34:01,770 --> 01:34:05,839 Um, now I don't like my art to have lessons. I like, I like 2011 01:34:05,841 --> 01:34:10,110 them just to be dollops of human foibles and triumphs. 2012 01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:14,781 So I would like to end with a question. And, uh, that is 2013 01:34:14,783 --> 01:34:18,952 the next time you pick up your device, I'd like you to ask 2014 01:34:18,954 --> 01:34:21,354 yourself what is it I'm searching for? And is 2015 01:34:21,356 --> 01:34:25,625 this the way to find it? Um, okay, well that's it. 2016 01:34:25,627 --> 01:34:27,193 I'd just like to thank all the new Twitter followers. 2017 01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:29,863 You know, you guys are the faceless fans that make 2018 01:34:29,865 --> 01:34:33,767 it worthwhile. And, uh, we'll see you again next time. 2019 01:34:35,871 --> 01:34:37,103 ASSISTANT 2 How'd it go? 2020 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:40,173 SHANE Practically perfect in every way. 2021 01:34:40,609 --> 01:34:42,742 ASSISTANT 2 I can't believe that thing actually worked. 2022 01:34:42,744 --> 01:34:45,679 Where did you get it? 2023 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:48,615 SHANE Amazon, 35 dollars. They're quite popular, actually. 2024 01:34:48,617 --> 01:34:51,117 At some point I can imagine everyone having a phone jammer 2025 01:34:51,119 --> 01:34:52,686 in their homes. 2026 01:34:52,688 --> 01:34:54,338 ASSISTANT 1 I doubt it. 2027 01:34:54,339 --> 01:34:55,989 ASSISTANT 2 Yeah, I don't see that happening either. 2028 01:34:55,991 --> 01:34:59,392 SHANE Well, mark my words, the future is not in the search but 2029 01:34:59,394 --> 01:35:03,763 the silence my friends. Now come on. 2030 01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:09,235 ¶ DIGITAL MUSIC ¶ 2031 01:35:10,138 --> 01:35:19,479 [Sounds of the wild.... Coyotes, birds... night.]