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(WOMAN SINGING)
Look at the light
coming out of the earth
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(MAN SINGING)
Show me a man
who's gentle and kind
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And I'll show you
a loser
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Now show me a man
who takes what he wants
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Look at that boy
sitting on the moon
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Look how exciting
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So the poets say
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When you're a fool in love
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And nothing goes
the way you plan
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And no one cares
and no one understands
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That you're a fool
and you're in love
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Never another spring for you
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Never a robin
to sing for you
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You're out there
on your own
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When you're a fool in love
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A fool in love
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Seems like the skies
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Are always gray
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You turn around
there's someone in your way
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And it's you
and you're in love
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Sometimes you think
that your luck has changed
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And a rainbow explodes
across the sky
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But when you're
a fool in love
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You'll be a fool
till the day you die
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A fool in love
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I know we haven't
been together that long,
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but these last ten months
have just been
the happiest of my life.
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You're not only
the person I love,
you're also my best friend,
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and I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Seriously.
Do you think that sounds good?
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No!
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Really? 'Cause I think
that kinda sums up...
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No!
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Oh? Oh, sorry. Sorry.
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Sometimes these catheters
can pinch a little bit.
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Well, thanks for listening.
I really appreciate it.
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You've got a real
gentle touch there, Doctor.
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She won't be able to say no.
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Actually, I'm a nurse.
Doctor'll be right in.
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Good luck, Greg.
Thanks, Kim.
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Good luck, buddy.
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Okay, it's time for
our problem of the week.
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I want you to
pick out your problem,
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a problem that's been
bothering you all week.
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With your eyes still closed,
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I want you to picture
that problem in your mind.
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Pretend that it's right there
in front of you.
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Not only are you
my best friend,
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but you're also the person
I wanna spend
the rest of my life with.
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I love you.
Will you marry me?
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Now I want you to scare
your problems away.
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I want you to say boo.
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ALL: Boo.
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Boo!
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All right, you guys are great.
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Very good. I will see you guys
after lunch, all right?
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Hey, Pam, isn't that
your special friend outside?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Why don't you go talk to him?
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You think I should?
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ALL: Yeah.
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Come here.
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Hi, sweetie.
How you doing?
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What's going on?
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I was in the neighborhood,
got off work early.
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Thought maybe you wanted
to get a bite to eat.
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That's very sweet.
What a nice surprise.
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Oh, shoot, I forgot to
change my shoes.
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You don't have to change.
I can't resist a man
in nurse's shoes.
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I know, but I got sneakers
in my backpack.
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It'll just take a second.
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PAM: Okay.
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Honey.
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Pam...
Yeah?
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... I love you.
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I love you too.
Come on, sweetie.
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I got a half hour before
I have to be back,
so you wanna go have lunch?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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I just love you so much.
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These last ten months
have been the happiest
of my life.
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Yeah, they've been amazing.
What's going on?
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Nothing. I just feel like
we're so close.
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You're my best friend,
and you're also
the woman that I love, and...
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Are you okay, sweetie?
You're acting so weird.
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I'm fine. I just got
a crick in my neck.
I was doing C. P. R.
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on a 300-pound crack addict
this morning.
Oh, my goodness!
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PAM: Do you want me to massage
your neck or something?
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No, no, no, I'm fine,
I'm good.
A back rub? Are you sure?
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Honey, look, your kids,
they're trying to
tell you something.
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Look!
What? Hold on.
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It's my sister. Hello? Hi!
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I'm engaged!
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You're engaged!
That's wonderful.
Congratulations!
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Oh, my God, you're
getting married in two weeks.
That's a little soon.
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Wow, Mom and Dad really
don't know Bob very well.
Dad was okay with this?
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Well, Bob asked Dad.
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Wow, that was very
thoughtful of him.
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I can't believe he knew
to ask Dad's permission.
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Yeah.
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I'm just here with Greg.
He's gonna take me
out for lunch. He's okay.
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Okay, yeah,
I know you gotta go.
I love you.
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Okay, talk to you soon. Bye.
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So what's going on? What?
Debbie's marrying that guy?
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Yeah, in two weeks.
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Dr. Bob of Denver.
Isn't that great?
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Yeah, yeah, that's...
Didn't they just meet
like a few months ago?
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Well, yeah, but,
you know, he asked her,
and she said yes.
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Actually, he asked my dad.
He said yes.
Then he asked Debbie.
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Yeah, I overheard that.
So, what, like he had to
ask his permission?
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No, no, he didn't have to.
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Bob just understood
that Dad appreciates
that kind of thing.
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Anyway, Deb said
Dad's crazy about him.
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Evidently, Bob bought him,
like, the perfect gift
that just won him over.
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You know?
Really? A gift?
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PAM: Are you sure it's okay
to X-ray this?
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G REG: Yeah, it's not gonna
mutate or anything.
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Sir, that's not gonna fit.
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Wait. Hang on a second.
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The bag's too big, guy.
You gotta check it.
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Over here.
Raise your arms, sir.
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Look. I've got an
engagement ring
for my girlfriend in the bag.
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I can't open it here.
Don't you think
I can just carry it on?
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Hey, pal, if it ain't fitting
through the frame, you ain't
carrying it on the plane.
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53 1, New York La Guardia.
Check it.
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Wait, wait! Excuse me!
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Don't worry.
It'll be waiting for you
on the other side.
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(MAN SINGING)
Baby, hurry
Don't make me worry
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WOMAN ON PA: WeIcome to
New York's La Guardia Airport.
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(BABY CRYING)
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Excuse me. Hi.
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You lost my bag,
and there's a two-carat
diamond ring inside it.
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I didn't
lose your anything, sir.
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But put your local address
on this form, and we'll
ship it when it surfaces.
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And what if it doesn't?
Am I supposed to
spend the entire weekend
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with just the clothes
on my back?
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PAM: It's a great gift.
I just thought you were gonna
get them champagne.
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Trust me. I think your dad
is gonna be very
psyched about this gift.
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Well, don't forget
he's retired, though.
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The guy was in the rare-flower
business for 30 years.
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I think he still maintains
an interest.
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You make it sound like
they're really hard to please.
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No, not at all!
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He's the sweetest man
in the whole world.
Just relax!
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He's gonna love you.
I promise.
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G REG: As much as he loves
Dr. Bob?
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Take it easy on the sarcasm.
H umor is entirely wasted
on my parents.
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G REG: What, are they Amish?
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(PAM CH UCKLING)
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G REG: Okay, no jokes.
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What are you doing?
What?
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I told you my dad sees smoking
as a sign of weakness.
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Okay, all right,
I'll leave them in the car.
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No, no, no, no,
he'll check there. Oh, gosh.
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What...
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Yeah, the roof is probably
a better idea.
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Okay. And,
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we're not living together.
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I thought you said
you told him.
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Well...
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Hi, Daddy! Hi!
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Sweet pea!
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I missed you so much, Pamcake.
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I missed you too, Flapjack.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy!
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BOTH: Short stack,
short stack, coming up.
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Where's my "wittle" girl?
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Mommy! Mom!
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You look so beautiful.
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PAM: So do you. Look at you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Mom, Dad, this is Greg.
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Hi, Greg. I'm Pam's father,
Jack Byrnes.
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Great to finally meet you.
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Good meeting you.
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And I'm Dina.
Welcome to Oyster Bay.
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Oh, thanks.
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What are you driving there,
a Ford?
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Yeah, it's a Taurus.
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We were gonna get a mid-size,
but I figure, hey,
we pull down decent bucks.
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Might as well go all out,
pop for the full-size.
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Sure. Interesting color.
You pick it?
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Oh, no, the guy
at the counter. Why?
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Well, they say geniuses
pick green.
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But you didn't pick it.
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DINA: Jack!
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Yucky. What smells
of old sour milk?
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Poor Greg got
spit up on by a baby.
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DINA: He didn't.
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Yeah, he did, Ma,
at the lost luggage counter.
The airline lost his bag.
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They didn't!
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Yeah.
Yeah, they did.
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What about you, honey?
No, no, no. I carried on.
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That's my girl.
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It'll turn up, I'm sure.
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And anyway, Greg, meanwhile,
anything you need, just ask.
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That's right.
Mi casa es su casa.
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Thanks, Jack. You too.
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Yeah.
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This is so nice.
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JACK: We like it.
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G REG: Beautiful.
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00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,957
Now, Greg, you have
a very unique last name.
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We were curious,
how do you pronounce it?
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Just like it's spelled.
F-O-C-K-E-R.
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Focker.
Focker.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, I'll get it, honey.
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
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There he is.
There's our little guy.
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PAM: Jinxy, come here, boy.
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Come here, baby.
Come to Daddy, Jinxy.
Come on. Come on, Jinxy.
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Jinxy!
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Come here. Come to Daddy.
Come on.
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Taught him that in one week.
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This is Pam's cat, Jinxy.
Jinxy, say hello to Greg.
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Hi, Jinx.
Wave to Greg.
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Hello, Jinx.
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Attaboy. That took me
another week.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Pam, I didn't know
you had a cat.
223
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Yeah, I left him here
when I moved to Chicago.
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Your daddy's found
his new best friend.
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You won't believe it.
He even taught him
to use the potty.
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He did? Dad, that's kind of
weird, isn't it?
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What's so weird about it?
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Now we don't have to smell
kitty litter all the time.
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That's right.
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That's incredible.
How did you teach
the cat to use the toilet?
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That was easy, Greg.
I just designed a litter box
to put inside the toilet,
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and then once he got
used to it, I took it away.
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Yeah, makes sense.
But I don't think he likes it.
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I mean, every chance he gets,
he tries to dig,
squat and bury.
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I had to move all
my potted plants
off the floor.
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Plus, you got another
guy around the house
to leave the seat up.
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He can't lift the seat, Greg.
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He lacks the strength
and the opposable thumbs.
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Yeah.
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Right. Opposable...
I didn't think about that.
241
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,345
Jinx is strictly a house cat.
242
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,891
Can't let him outside
because he lacks
outdoor survival skills.
243
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,976
Okay.
JACK: One of those things,
isn't it, sweetheart?
244
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,855
I don't think Greg will be
playing with Jinxy too much.
He hates cats.
245
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,859
Pam, I don't hate cats.
246
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,820
I don't hate cats.
I just happen to be
more of a dog lover.
247
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,697
Yeah, yeah.
I am too.
248
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,616
Well, that's okay
if you hate cats, Greg.
249
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,411
No! I don't.
I don't hate cats at all.
250
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,496
JACK: That's okay.
251
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,457
Just be honest about it.
There's some things I hate.
252
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,210
I'm being honest.
Really? Like what?
253
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,964
Honey, why don't we let
the kids freshen up, huh?
254
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,466
Greg, you come with me.
255
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,719
We'll get you something
to wear from Jack's closet,
okay?
256
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,305
Okay.
Honey.
257
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,932
Yeah?
258
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,433
I'm so happy you're home,
sweetheart.
259
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,519
Me too, Daddy.
260
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:39,901
Hey, listen,
be nice to this one, okay?
I kind of like him.
261
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,153
Okay, I'll try.
262
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,446
Thank you.
263
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:52,956
JACK: Shirt fit okay, Greg?
264
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,582
Fantastic. Thanks, Jack.
265
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,292
Good. Tom Collins coming up.
266
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,337
You know, I wish you
hadn't told your parents
I hate cats.
267
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,922
But you do hate cats.
268
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,674
Yeah, but you didn't
have to tell them
right when we met.
269
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,300
I know. I'm sorry.
lt just kind of slipped out.
270
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,470
Get your red-hot pupus.
271
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,764
My goodness, what is that?
272
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,601
That's just a little
something from me.
273
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,311
Go ahead. Open it up.
274
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,439
Look, honey,
Greg brought us a present.
275
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,066
JACK: lsn't that nice?
276
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,448
Look at this.
277
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,618
It's a flower pot
with the dirt in it.
278
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,498
Actually, the real gift
is what's planted in the soil.
279
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,626
The bulb of a Jerusalem tulip,
280
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:45,633
which I was told is one of
the rarest and most beautiful
flowers in existence.
281
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,346
Right, the Jerusalem...
282
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,142
From the
"Jerusales tulipesias"
genus. Yes.
283
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,647
Anyway, the guy said
with regular watering,
284
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,900
it should bloom in
about six months, so...
285
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,319
We'll look forward
to that, Greg.
286
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,201
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
287
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,747
So, Greg, how's your job?
288
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,834
Good, Pam. Thanks for asking.
289
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,421
I recently got
transferred to triage.
290
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,423
Is that better than a nurse?
291
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,426
No, Mom, triage
is a unit of the E. R.
292
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,762
It's where
all the top nurses work.
Well...
293
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,597
No, they do.
294
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,810
Not many men
in your profession, though,
are there, Greg?
295
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,855
No, Jack, not traditionally.
296
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,654
Pam, honey, did you know that
your father started
his own business?
297
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:51,115
Really? Dad, that's great.
Wow!
298
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,242
Yes, I thought with
my knowledge and experience,
299
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,787
why should I allow
retirement to stop me?
300
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,956
I really admire that.
Yeah.
301
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,792
So what is it?
What's the new venture?
302
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,003
Let me ask you
a question, Greg.
303
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,589
Let's just say you have kids
and you wanna
get out of the house,
304
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,133
spend a night on the town.
305
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,428
So, you hire a baby-sitter,
someone you think
you can trust.
306
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,390
References, work experience,
it all checks out fine.
307
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,309
But then how do you
really know for certain
308
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,229
that your loved ones are safe
with this stranger?
309
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,525
I mean, can you ever
really trust another
human being, Greg?
310
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,821
Sure, I think so.
311
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,615
No, the answer is you cannot.
312
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,078
Let me show you something.
313
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,747
Take a look at this, Greg.
314
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,710
What's this look like to you?
315
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,797
This looks like a teddy bear.
316
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,425
Smile, you're on
"Nanny Camera."
317
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,178
Yeah! I've seen these things
advertised on TV.
318
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,806
No, not like this,
you haven't. Take a look.
319
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,019
Oh, my gosh. Hi!
320
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,186
Where's the other camera?
321
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,689
Right here in this
decorative artifact.
322
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,025
Wow, that's great.
323
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,484
JACK: Our cameras are
motion-activated,
324
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,695
so they begin taping as soon
as they sense any movement.
325
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:11,821
We can hide them in anything.
326
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:15,366
We hide them in mirrors,
lamps, televisions,
you name it.
327
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,410
So no matter where you go,
328
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,371
we'll be watching you.
329
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:27,920
So, Jack, couldn't this maybe
be construed as illegal?
You know, invasion of privacy?
330
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:32,216
Trust me, Greg, when you
start having little Fockers
running around,
331
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,428
you'll understand the need
for this level of protection.
332
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,060
lmpressive, isn't it?
333
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,853
Quite.
334
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,647
I'll get that.
I'll get it.
335
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,399
Honey, I'll get it.
336
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,650
Okay.
337
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,780
Any problem
with the documents?
338
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,867
Okay. I'll meet you at the
Oyster Bay Drugstore
in about 20 minutes.
339
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,078
Now you gotta be more careful
when you call here.
340
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,247
If anybody else answers,
just use a Southern accent
341
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,833
and ask for the
vegetarian special, okay?
342
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,881
That wasn't the airline,
was it?
343
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,424
Nope, wrong number.
344
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,761
We're all out of Collins mix,
so I'm gonna make
a run for the store.
345
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,805
That's funny. I thought
I just bought some.
346
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:22,517
You know how that stuff,
it just goes,
so I'll be back in a jiff.
347
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,852
Well, why doesn't
Greg go with you?
348
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,608
Sweetie, you'll need something
in case your suitcase
doesn't show up.
349
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,568
I'm sure it'll show up.
Yeah.
350
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,905
You don't wanna take a chance.
You don't have a toothbrush.
351
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,698
Go on, sweetie.
DINA: Yeah.
352
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,619
Okay, unless you
want some privacy.
353
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,788
Why would I need privacy?
354
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,791
No, I didn't think you would.
355
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,544
Okay, let's head out.
DINA: Good.
356
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,338
Bye.
357
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,632
Have fun, you guys.
358
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,884
Pam, he seems wonderful.
359
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,011
He is. We have
the best time together.
360
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,471
Good.
361
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,307
Now, have you two been...
362
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,185
Mother!
Thinking about
anything permanent.
363
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,563
I don't know.
I mean, we haven't
really discussed it,
364
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:12,150
but I definitely
have a feeling this is it.
365
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,362
Dad seems to like him.
Don't you think?
366
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,698
Absolutely.
367
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,122
Big day, Saturday.
N ice car.
368
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,001
Yes. This car is...
369
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,672
You got... What do you use?
Unleaded? Regular unleaded?
370
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,215
Premium.
371
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,308
Hey, you know, Jack,
now that we have
a second to talk,
372
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,853
I just want you to know
how much Pam means to me.
373
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,230
I know that we haven't
been together that long,
374
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,776
but the time that we have
spent together has been
really incredible.
375
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,029
Greg, how come
you don't like cats?
376
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,575
I don't not like cats.
377
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,870
(STAMMERING)
I just prefer dogs.
378
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,040
I mean, I'm just more of
a dog kind of, you know...
379
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:14,879
Come home, wagging their
little tails, happy to
see you kind of...
380
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:19,300
You need that assurance?
You prefer an
emotionally shallow animal?
381
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,719
I...
382
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,263
You see, Greg,
when you yell at a dog,
383
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:28,267
his tail will go between his
legs and cover his genitals,
his ears will go down.
384
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,896
A dog is very easy to break,
but cats make you
work for their affection.
385
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,190
They don't sell out
the way dogs do.
386
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,693
Huh.
387
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,367
You like Peter,
Paul, and Mary?
388
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,081
Yes, I do. I'm a big fan.
389
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,583
(MAN SINGING ON RADlO)
Puff, the magic dragon
390
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,668
Dragon
391
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,712
Lived by the sea
392
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,297
Great song.
393
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,466
Yeah, one of my favorites.
394
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,679
Who would've thought
it wasn't really
about a dragon, huh?
395
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,682
What do you mean?
396
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,310
You know,
the whole drug thing.
397
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,982
No, I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
398
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,903
Some people think that
399
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,782
to "puff the magic dragon"
means to...
400
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,492
They're really...
401
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,705
To smoke
402
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,292
a marijuana cigarette.
403
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,587
Well, Puff's just the name
of the boy's magical dragon.
404
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,715
Right.
405
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,346
Are you a pothead, Focker?
No! No.
406
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:51,142
What? No, no, no, no, Jack.
No, I'm not.
407
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,145
I pass on grass all the time.
408
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,771
I mean, not all the time.
409
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,024
Yes or no, Greg?
No. Yes. No.
410
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:08,409
Hey, Greg, I'll meet you
back out front in
about 12 to 15 minutes.
411
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,161
Okay.
412
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,724
Hey. Hi.
Hey, how you doing?
413
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,727
Do you have any of
those nicotine patches?
414
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,730
No. We have the gum.
415
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,902
Great.
You chew it.
416
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,156
Thank you. Yes, okay.
And what's your most expensive
bottle of champagne?
417
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,950
Mumm's. It's on sale
for $13.95.
418
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,369
Really? That's it?
419
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,122
You don't have,
like, a nice, like, $80
or $100 bottle of something?
420
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,626
You can get
a whole bunch of Mumm's.
421
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,996
Focker.
Hey, Jack. Ready to go?
422
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,917
I've been ready, yeah.
They ran out of Collins mix.
423
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,587
You been waiting here long?
424
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,215
No, I was just
reading up about...
425
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,386
Pumps.
426
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,720
Pumps?
427
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,348
Yes. Breast pumps.
428
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,603
I grew up on a farm.
429
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,734
(WOMAN SINGING)
Danke schoen
430
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,154
Get your hot buns,
hot patooties.
431
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:11,031
Wow, Dina,
everything looks fabulous.
432
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,535
It's such a treat for me
to have a home-cooked
meal like this.
433
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,037
Dinner at my house
usually consisted of
everybody in the kitchen
434
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,039
fighting over containers
of Chinese food.
435
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,793
You poor thing.
What, there wasn't
enough food to go around?
436
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:27,214
No, there was. We just
never really sat down
like a family like this.
437
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,218
Greg, would you
like to say grace?
438
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,306
Well, Greg's Jewish, Dad.
You know that.
439
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:38,058
You're telling me
Jews don't pray, honey?
440
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,853
Unless you have
some objection.
441
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,771
No, no, no, no, I'd love to.
442
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,357
Pam, come on, it's not like
I'm a rabbi or something.
443
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,360
I said grace
at many a dinner table.
444
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,579
Okay.
445
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,543
O dear God,
446
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,923
thank you.
447
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:15,012
You are such a good God to us,
a kind and gentle
448
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,600
and accommodating God.
449
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,686
And we thank you, O sweet,
450
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:25,564
sweet Lord of hosts,
451
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,900
for the
452
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:33,280
smorgasbord you have so aptly
453
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,283
lain at our table this day
454
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,954
and each day... By day.
455
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:45,084
Day by day by day.
456
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,380
O dear Lord,
457
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,049
three things we pray.
458
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,594
To love thee more dearly,
459
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,682
to see thee more clearly,
460
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,894
to follow thee more nearly...
461
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:08,023
Day by day... by day.
462
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,692
Amen.
Amen.
463
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,902
Greg, that was lovely.
464
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:15,990
Thank you, Greg.
That was interesting too.
465
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:27,751
Oh, that's a lovely vase.
That's great.
466
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,672
Let me guess, Jack.
Is that one of your
secret cameras too?
467
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:39,513
Greg, that's an urn
which holds the remains
of Jack's mother.
468
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:44,059
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
469
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,854
That's all right.
You didn't know, Greg.
470
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,857
I'm...
That's our Gran-gran.
471
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:54,278
We like to think of her
as watching over us as we eat.
472
00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,822
Love you, Ma. Miss you.
473
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,616
Miss you every day.
474
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,161
Oh, honey, why don't you
read Greg your poem?
475
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,163
No, he doesn't
want to hear that.
476
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,206
What? No! What poem?
477
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:09,793
You see, when Jack
had to retire
for health reasons...
478
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,795
That's a bunch of malarkey.
Honey, I'm fine.
479
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,632
The doctor thought it would be
therapeutic if he
480
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:17,593
sort of expressed his emotions
in an artistic way.
481
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,472
Honey, you wrote
the most beautiful poem
about your mother.
482
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,223
Please, we really
wanna hear it.
483
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,893
Poem, poem.
Please!
484
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:29,855
All right.
It's a work in progress.
485
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,566
I'm still not happy with it.
486
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,568
As soon as it's ready,
487
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:38,447
then I am going to
glaze it onto a plate,
488
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,866
and put it next to the urn.
N ice.
489
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:43,160
It's very special.
490
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,039
"My Mother" by Jack Byrnes.
491
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,877
"You gave me life,
you gave me milk,
492
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:54,338
"you gave me courage.
493
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:59,009
"Your name was Angela,
the angel from heaven,
494
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:04,598
"but you were also
an angel of God,
and He needed you too.
495
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:07,685
"Selfishly I tried
to keep you here
496
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,437
"while the cancer
ate away your organs
497
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,815
"like an unstoppable
rebel force.
498
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,444
"But I couldn't save you,
and I shall see your face
499
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:22,116
"nevermore, nevermore,
500
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,326
"nevermore,
501
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:28,956
"until we meet...
in heaven."
502
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,502
Daddy, that's beautiful.
503
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,003
lt always gets me.
504
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,005
Amazing.
505
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,509
So much love,
yet also so much information.
506
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,264
lt takes a lot out of him.
507
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,560
Greg, would you
like some yams?
508
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,145
Thank you. Yeah.
509
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:55,482
You must've had vegetables
fresher than that, growing up
on a farm, Greg.
510
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:58,485
Dad, Greg grew up in Detroit.
511
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,155
He told me he grew up
on a farm.
512
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:05,159
Do they have
many farms in Detroit?
513
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,660
No, Dina, no, not a lot.
514
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,287
ln fact, Jack,
I should clarify this.
515
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:13,083
I didn't actually grow up
on a farm, per se.
516
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,753
The house we grew up in
was originally erected
517
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:19,631
in the early Dutch farm,
colonial style.
518
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,134
So that,
plus we had a lot of pets...
519
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,431
Which one did you milk then?
520
00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,016
Dad!
521
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,935
Honey, he said he pumped milk.
522
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,271
What have you ever milked?
523
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,442
A cat.
524
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,069
A cat?
525
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,032
I milked a cat once.
You wanna hear a story?
526
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,700
Sure.
527
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:52,539
My sister had a cat,
and the cat birthed
a litter of kittens.
528
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,210
Must've been 30 of them,
and there was
this one little runt,
529
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,797
this little sweet
little-engine-that-could runt
530
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:03,592
who wanted to get up there
and couldn't really
get access to the...
531
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,012
To the teat.
532
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,264
Teat?
533
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,266
Dad.
What have you.
534
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,395
I went in and just simply,
you know...
535
00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,485
lnto a little saucer,
536
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:27,699
then took the saucer
and fed it to Geppetto.
That's what I named him.
537
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,869
I had no idea
you could milk a cat.
538
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,914
Yeah, you can
milk anything with nipples.
539
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,544
I have nipples, Greg.
Could you milk me?
540
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,547
Okay, could we change
the subject perhaps?
541
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,175
Champagne, champagne.
Yes.
542
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,219
I thought
maybe we could celebrate
with a little bubbly.
543
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:48,679
That'd be great.
544
00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,013
Good idea.
545
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,024
"l have nipples.
Can you milk me?"
546
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,611
Well, in a funny way,
you've already
seen Deb's ring.
547
00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,238
That's true.
548
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:11,869
Would anybody care for
a bottle of Oyster Bay Drug
and Sundry's finest champagne?
549
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:15,539
That is so sweet of you, Greg.
Isn't that a nice gesture?
550
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,040
That's very nice.
551
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,877
How could I have seen
Debbie's ring, Mom?
552
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:23,046
Well, when I gave Bob the okay
to propose to Deb,
553
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,965
I put him in touch
with my diamond guy,
554
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:27,968
and he picked out
the same design
Kevin gave you.
555
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,346
Kevin, your old boyfriend?
556
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,598
Thanks, Dad.
557
00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,933
Well, yeah,
Kevin was Pam's fiancé.
558
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,768
(GASPS)
559
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,567
Oh, my God.
560
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:48,780
Jinxy, no!
561
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,074
PAM: Oh, God.
562
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,160
Shit.
563
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,246
Greg, sweetie, how you doing?
564
00:31:56,331 --> 00:32:01,168
G REG: Just fine,
considering I desecrated
your grandma's remains,
565
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:05,172
found out you were engaged
and had your father ask me
to milk him.
566
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,799
At least back then
he was still talking to me.
567
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,218
I can't believe
you didn't tell me
you were that close.
568
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,678
Who, Daddy and me?
569
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:13,388
No, Kevin and you.
570
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,933
Do we have to know everything
about each other's pasts?
571
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:19,603
You never told me about
your cat-milking days
in Motown.
572
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:22,189
That was a long time ago, Pam.
573
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,483
Yeah, okay, well, so was this.
574
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:30,864
Kevin's and my connection
was more physical
than anything else.
575
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:34,952
Physical? Like what?
Like you worked out together?
576
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:40,040
No, no, it was nothing,
nothing. It was
a stupid sexual thing.
577
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,876
I'm gonna go throw up now.
578
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,795
Greg, listen.
579
00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:48,966
Kevin and I were only engaged
for a month before I realized
that I'd made a mistake.
580
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,094
I gave back the ring,
I moved to Chicago,
581
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:55,973
and I met and fell in love
with you, okay,
so can we please drop this?
582
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,558
Okay.
583
00:32:58,643 --> 00:32:59,643
Good.
584
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,728
I just feel like this is
not going well at all.
585
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,397
I feel like your dad hates me.
586
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,399
He doesn't hate you, sweetie.
587
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,151
Come on. Just give him
a chance, all right?
588
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,153
Maybe he's nervous too, huh?
589
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:14,157
I thought he would
love my gift, you know,
being this big flower guy,
590
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:18,203
but it's like
he didn't even show
the slightest bit of interest.
591
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:22,165
Listen to me. Forget the gift.
592
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:26,753
You are the most adorable,
loving, sweetest man
in the whole world,
593
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,588
and I love you.
594
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,508
And very soon my parents
are gonna see that
595
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:33,802
and grow to
love you too, okay?
596
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,762
Okay?
597
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,143
Speaking of growing
to love you...
598
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,770
Honey, it's late. Come on.
I know it's late.
599
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,690
But Mr. Winky
is still on Chicago time,
600
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:50,360
and we both know
there's only one way
to make Mr. Winky go away.
601
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:51,778
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
602
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,739
And there it is.
603
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,455
What's with the robe?
604
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,417
It's Pam's. My pajamas
are in the suitcase
with everything else.
605
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,503
Hey, I'll lend you
a pair of Jack's. Okay, honey?
606
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,588
Sure.
607
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,173
You don't have to
do that, Dina.
DINA: No, no, no.
608
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:13,050
No, that's fine. We have to.
609
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,469
Thank you.
DINA: You're welcome.
610
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:19,765
Look, Greg, I just wanna say,
don't worry about
what happened tonight.
611
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:24,269
Oh, thanks, Jack.
Still, I feel horrible.
I mean...
612
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,647
Well, it was a horrible thing.
613
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:34,696
But let's just put
all that behind us and
enjoy our weekend together.
614
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,408
Okay. Okay.
615
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,659
Thank you, Daddy.
616
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,994
(lMlTATING TRAl N)
617
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,455
Thank you.
Thanks, Mom.
618
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,998
These'll do just fine.
Good night.
619
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,500
JACK: N ight-night.
620
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,251
Good night.
621
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,420
Good night, sweetie.
See you in the morning.
622
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,006
Have a nice sleep.
Okay, you too.
623
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:57,677
No, Greg, we made up
the pullout for you
down in the den.
624
00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:03,016
Okay, 'cause Pam said I should
sleep in Debbie's room.
625
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,936
Well, Debbie'll be
sleeping here tomorrow.
626
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,313
This way, you'll have
more privacy, you'll have
your own bathroom.
627
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:12,150
Just try not to
flush the toilet.
It's always a little quirky.
628
00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:14,152
Okay.
629
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,196
One more thing.
630
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:20,575
I'm a realist. I understand
it's the 2 1 st century,
631
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:24,037
and you've probably had
premarital relations
with my daughter.
632
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:28,416
But under our roof,
it's my way or
the Long lsland Expressway.
633
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,043
Is that understood?
634
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,878
Of course, yeah.
635
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:35,465
Good. Keep your snake
in its cage for 72 hours.
636
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,592
Okay.
637
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,809
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638
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:49,729
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639
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,940
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heavy call volume.
640
00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:54,109
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641
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:57,237
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642
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,574
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643
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:03,451
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Please call back...
644
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,584
Sorry.
645
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,716
I don't know what it is,
but there's just something
about him that's a little off.
646
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,343
Oh, yeah, yeah. Jack, you know
we've been through this
647
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:25,098
with every boyfriend
Pam has had since,
what, middle school.
648
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:28,435
I think Greg...
He's a lovely young man.
649
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,689
And, honey, Pam thinks
he might be the one.
650
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,943
She said that?
She said those exact words?
651
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:40,280
I didn't tape record her,
Jack, but that's
the impression.
652
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:48,038
What kind of a family
doesn't have time
to sit down for dinner?
653
00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,706
Fugitives.
654
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:52,167
Please try to enjoy
the weekend, honey.
655
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:54,336
Both our daughters
are in love.
656
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,213
That's what
I'm worried about.
657
00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,469
Geez, I just
realized something.
What?
658
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,887
Pam's middle name.
659
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,138
Martha.
660
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,474
Oh, no.
661
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,935
BOTH: Pamela Martha Focker.
662
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,854
(G ROANS)
663
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:14,564
(DOOR CREAKING)
664
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,830
"Operation Ko Samui"?
665
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,717
JACK: Looking for something,
Greg?
666
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,970
Jesus, Jack, you scared me.
667
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,558
I heard a noise,
so I came down to see
if everything was okay.
668
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:35,562
Everything's fine. I just...
I'm sorry. I saw a light on,
and I kinda stumbled in.
669
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:36,688
I didn't realize...
670
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,815
That's okay.
See anything interesting?
671
00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:41,484
No, not at all. I mean...
672
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:46,740
I mean, this is great, though.
I love this... What you...
It's a cozy little nook.
673
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,201
I noticed you were looking
at that when I came in.
674
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,495
Yeah.
675
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,372
It's an antique
polygraph machine.
676
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,584
Is that what that is?
I've seen these before,
677
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,919
but I never saw one
actually up close.
678
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,254
You know what?
679
00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:05,967
Why don't you try that on?
680
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,094
Oh, that's okay.
681
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,181
Come on. We'll have some fun.
I'll show you how it works.
682
00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,724
I shouldn't.
683
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:15,060
Why should you be afraid?
You have nothing to hide.
684
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,186
No, I know.
685
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,520
I know you know,
so there shouldn't be
any problem.
686
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,189
No, there's no problem.
687
00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,024
So, try it on.
688
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:22,150
Okay.
689
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,943
I'll help you.
690
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:34,245
Don't worry.
You'll enjoy this.
691
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,792
All right.
692
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:43,963
Looks complicated.
Now these aren't
100% accurate, right?
693
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,131
They're...
694
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,258
You'd be surprised
how accurate they are.
695
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,387
They can tell fairly easily
if someone's lying or not.
696
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,473
Now I'm gonna ask you
some questions,
697
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,850
and all you have to do
is answer "yes" or "no".
698
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,685
Okay.
All right.
699
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,146
Let's give it a whirl.
700
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,858
Did you fly
on an airplane today?
701
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,360
Yes, I did.
702
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:07,779
No peeking.
703
00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:10,865
Did we eat pot roast
for dinner tonight?
704
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,200
Yes.
705
00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:14,619
Was it undercooked?
706
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,458
No, it was rare.
707
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,169
lt was a little rare
for my taste.
708
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,255
But I wouldn't...
709
00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:26,798
I'm just kidding,
I'm just...
710
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,466
(BOTH LAUG HING)
711
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:33,012
Relax. Relax.
The needles are jumping.
712
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:38,268
Have you ever watched
pornographic videos?
713
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,192
No.
714
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,279
I mean, well, I don't...
715
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,738
Yes or no?
716
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:00,540
Hey!
717
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:03,626
Hey.
718
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,174
What's the matter?
You can't sleep?
719
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:12,135
No, I'm just going over
some of my answers
720
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,304
from the polygraph test
your dad gave me.
721
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,638
Oh, no, he didn't.
722
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:16,848
Yeah, he did.
723
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,392
Well, did you lie to him?
724
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:23,730
No! I mean, well,
he asked me if we were
living together and...
725
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:25,732
What'd you tell him?
726
00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:27,233
Nothing. Your mother walked in
727
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,278
and yanked the little thingies
off before I had to answer.
728
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:34,699
Is this how you'd react if
I told you he shoved bamboo
shoots up my fingernails?
729
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,411
Or does he hook
all your boyfriends up
to his little machine?
730
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:42,290
Well, he doesn't
need a machine.
He's a human lie detector.
731
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:43,333
What?
732
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:46,461
Greg, my father was never
in the rare flower business.
733
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:48,421
That was just his cover.
734
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:52,342
He was in the C.I.A.
for 34 years.
735
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,178
How could you
not tell me this?
736
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:59,849
I wanted to, honey,
but it was strictly
on a need-to-know basis.
737
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:06,523
So, what? He's in the C.I.A.?
He was a spy? He is a spy?
738
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,858
No, he was more like
a psychological profiler.
739
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:12,612
They used him to interrogate
suspected double agents
in the company.
740
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,405
Oh, that's great. Yeah.
741
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,950
I was scared of your dad
back when I thought
he was a florist.
742
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:20,370
It's wonderful to know that
I've actually got a C.I.A.
spy-hunter on my ass.
743
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:23,748
Would you stop?
You're doing great, okay?
744
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:27,710
This is a lot to take in,
honey. I'm sorry.
745
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,379
It's just weird.
746
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,464
I know, but you're doing fine.
747
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,966
I promise.
748
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,685
No!
What's wrong, sweetie?
749
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:47,480
I forgot.
I'm not supposed to
let the snake out of my cage.
750
00:42:48,148 --> 00:42:49,190
Your what?
751
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,859
I told your dad
I wouldn't touch you
for 72 hours.
752
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,987
Okay, I'm not in
junior high anymore, so...
753
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,196
No. Seriously.
754
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,991
I want to try to
respect his rules, okay?
755
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,243
Okay. Fine.
756
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,914
Why don't you go ahead
and get some sleep, and I'll
see you in the morning.
757
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:05,999
Okay.
758
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:13,464
(GASPS)
759
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:18,886
Morning, Greg.
760
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,389
Good morning.
761
00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:25,476
Pam told me she let you in
on a little secret
of mine last night.
762
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:28,396
Yes, she did.
763
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:32,775
Well, as long as you can
keep your mouth shut
for the rest of your life,
764
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,736
you're in no immediate danger.
765
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,197
I won't tell.
766
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,659
I'm just being humorous.
767
00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,871
That was funny.
768
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:50,168
But the fact is, Greg,
with the knowledge
you've been given,
769
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,795
you are now on the inside
of what I like to call
770
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,758
"the Byrnes family
circle of trust."
771
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,886
I keep nothing from you,
you keep nothing from me
772
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,555
and round and round we go.
773
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,600
Okay. Understood.
774
00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:11,898
Okay, good. Come on.
Let's go inside
and have breakfast.
775
00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,947
(SINGING)
Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat,
where are you?
776
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,241
I love you
777
00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:26,079
JACK: Jinxy. Jinxy.
778
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:29,165
Not at the table,
honey, please.
779
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,125
Attaboy!
780
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,419
JACK: Hey, hey, look who's up!
781
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,797
Hi, sweetie.
You must be Greg.
782
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:36,839
Hello.
783
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,801
Look, somebody had
a visit from the hair fairy.
784
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,304
Yes.
N ice 'do, nice 'do.
785
00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,766
I'll do the intros. Greg.
This is my sister, Debbie.
786
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,601
Hi. N ice to meet you.
The bride to be.
787
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,020
Congratulations.
And her fiancé, Dr. Bob.
788
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,939
You can call me Bob... M. D.
789
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,858
These are his parents,
Linda Banks...
790
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,777
Hi. How are you?
N ice to meet you.
791
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,071
And the world-famous
plastic surgeon, Dr. Larry.
792
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,365
Now, cut that out.
793
00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,703
You know, Greg's in medicine,
too, Larry.
794
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,538
Really? What field?
795
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:09,831
N ursing.
796
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,083
That's good.
797
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,627
No, really. What field?
798
00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:16,838
N ursing.
799
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,511
Hey, why don't
I get you a chair, Greg?
800
00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,763
Thank you. Thanks.
801
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:29,684
So, you didn't want to
go for the M. D.?
802
00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:34,021
No, I actually thought
about becoming a doctor, but
I decided it wasn't for me.
803
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:35,898
Just as well.
Boards are killer.
804
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,401
Actually, Greg aced his MCATs.
805
00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,862
You serious?
No, I did okay.
806
00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:43,239
He did more than okay.
Trust me.
807
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:46,617
Why did you take the test
if you weren't planning on
going to med school?
808
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,536
Well, I wanted to keep
my options open,
809
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,955
but in the end, nursing was
a better fit for me.
810
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:53,624
lt gives you the freedom
to work in several
different areas of medicine.
811
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,543
Plus, I can focus 100%
on patient care,
812
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:58,045
as opposed to being a doctor
where you have to
deal with the bureaucracy.
813
00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:01,132
Uh-oh. Wasn't your friend Andy
supposed to be here by now?
814
00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:02,925
BOB: Oh, my God!
I thought Deb told you.
815
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,303
Dr. Andy threw out his back.
816
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:07,722
He can't make the wedding.
817
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:10,975
Oh, damn.
Now I have to reconfigure
the whole procession.
818
00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:14,937
Bob, why doesn't Greg stand in
for Andy, be the usher?
819
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,482
No, Pam, no.
820
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,942
That'll be fine.
Bob, Greg'll be
your second usher.
821
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,570
Good.
822
00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:24,530
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, sure.
823
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,325
Good. Let's all finish up
and get ready to go
824
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:30,119
because we have a pre-activity
briefing in about 32 minutes.
825
00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,038
ALL: Thirty-two minutes!
826
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,791
You know what? In that case,
I'd better get upstairs
827
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,960
and pay a little visit
to the shower fairy.
828
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,717
Dina, thank you
so much for breakfast.
829
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,597
Hey, you okay?
830
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:51,265
Why didn't you wake me up?
831
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,226
Because I thought
you'd like to sleep late.
832
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,936
Not when I'm a guest.
833
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,480
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
No, it's not okay.
834
00:46:57,564 --> 00:47:01,025
Tell that to Dr. Torquemada
in there with
the Grand Inquisition.
835
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,486
Go take a shower, get dressed
and come back down.
836
00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,071
Get dressed in what?
837
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:06,697
Borrow some more
of Dad's clothes.
838
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:09,325
No, I don't... Come on.
Why not, honey?
839
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:13,162
I just... No, I don't feel
comfortable wearing
your dad's underwear.
840
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,290
Okay, well, go wake up Denny
and borrow some of his.
841
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:18,417
You want me to go wake up
your brother who I never met
842
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:21,087
and ask if I could have
some of his clothes?
843
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,632
Okay, all right.
Where's Denny's room?
844
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,592
Top of the stairs, turn right.
845
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:41,858
Denny?
846
00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:46,279
Hello? Hello?
847
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,295
Hey! What the hell
you doing in here?
848
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:04,797
Hi. I'm Greg, Pam's friend.
849
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,425
What? Were you just
sniffing my boxers, dude?
850
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:10,303
No, dude, no. No, she said
I could come up here,
851
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,888
maybe borrow
some clothes from you.
852
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,222
Do me a favor. Close the door.
853
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,682
Okay.
Quick.
854
00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:18,477
Tell anybody I wasn't here?
855
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,479
No, they think you're asleep.
856
00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:22,273
Yeah, so, it's all good.
857
00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:24,066
You scared me.
858
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,160
Dad keeps you guys under
a pretty close watch, huh?
859
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,120
No, it's not that bad.
860
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:39,540
Your little Pamcake's
got it a lot worse than I do.
861
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,126
You need some clothes.
862
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:44,503
Yes, that would be great.
863
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:47,715
Glad to hook you up.
All right?
Cool.
864
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:50,343
Like what you done
with the crib.
865
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:53,638
Lil' Kim.
866
00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:56,098
She's phat.
867
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,271
P-H, phat.
868
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,941
Yeah, I think these ought to
do it. All right,
here you go, chief.
869
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:06,984
All right!
Enjoy!
870
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:08,819
Thanks a lot, Denny.
No problem.
871
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:12,782
And don't worry about
the little covert op,
all right?
872
00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,533
I'll keep it on the lowdown.
Down low.
873
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:15,868
No doubt.
874
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:18,788
(JACK lMlTATING A TRUMPET)
875
00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:21,624
People, people, come get
your revised itineraries.
876
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:25,878
Larry, Linda, Debbie,
Bob, honey.
877
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:30,049
Now, I'm gonna activate
the alarm. It'll go off
in T minus 16 seconds.
878
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:32,093
I don't think I need a jacket.
879
00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:34,011
It's cold out, honey. Hold on.
880
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,097
Here, take Denny's jacket.
881
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,644
Hey, Denny, I'm lending Greg
your jacket, okay?
882
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:43,646
Whatever.
Let's go.
883
00:49:57,911 --> 00:49:59,745
Denny, how's the tux fit?
884
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,163
Dad...
885
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,289
What's that?
886
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:06,335
It's a sculpture
I found in Greg's jacket.
887
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:12,174
This isn't a sculpture, Denny.
This is a device
for smoking marijuana.
888
00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,052
Really?
889
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:20,266
Not mine. It's not.
890
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:25,229
Hey, Jack. How you doing?
891
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,651
I like the top hat.
Complements you.
892
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,404
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
893
00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:39,577
Sit down.
894
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:47,793
Did I not clearly explain
the circle of trust
to you, Greg?
895
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,463
Yeah, I think I got it.
896
00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:53,591
Then is there something
you wanna tell me?
897
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:55,843
I don't think so.
898
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,513
Didn't we have
a discussion yesterday
in the car about this?
899
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,516
Yes! You mean...Yes!
900
00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:04,894
You mean me and Pam.
Yes, I would love to
talk to you about that.
901
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,813
We're not talking about Pam.
We're talking about you.
902
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,941
See, if I can't trust you,
Greg, then I have no choice
903
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:12,902
but to put you right back
outside the circle.
904
00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:16,030
And once you're out,
you're out.
There's no coming back.
905
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:21,285
Well, I would definitely like
to stay inside the circle.
906
00:51:21,369 --> 00:51:23,329
Well, then, tell me the truth.
907
00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:25,498
Okay.
908
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,338
Jack, I don't know
what we're talking about.
909
00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:35,841
All right, now look, Focker,
I'm a patient man.
910
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:39,261
That's what 19 months
in a Vietnamese prison camp
will do to you.
911
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:43,516
But I will be watching you,
studying your every move.
912
00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:47,937
And if I find that you are
trying to corrupt
my firstborn child,
913
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,772
I will bring you down, baby.
914
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:52,066
I will bring you down
to Chinatown.
915
00:52:07,874 --> 00:52:10,126
Where are we?
I thought we were going
to Kevin's house.
916
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:13,879
We are, sweetie.
This is Kevin's new house.
917
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,047
PAM: Wow!
918
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,299
LARRY: This is a crazy house.
919
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:19,218
BOB: Not bad, huh, Dad?
920
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:24,890
Maybe he uses marijuana
for medicinal purposes.
People do that nowadays.
921
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,351
Honey, this kid
has been lying to us
from the moment we met him.
922
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:29,979
Hey, you.
Get in some quality time
with the boys?
923
00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:31,397
Yeah, it was fun.
924
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,067
Listen, I hope this lunch
isn't too weird for you.
925
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:39,113
Why would "B. B. Q.
at Best Man's" be weird?
926
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,408
Oh, my God, Greg.
I was sure I told you.
927
00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:45,327
Kevin is Bob's best man.
This is his place.
928
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,329
G REG: Kevin, your ex-fiancé?
929
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,539
ALL: Hey!
930
00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:49,707
Welcome, everybody.
931
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,668
I don't understand.
How does he know Bob?
932
00:52:56,464 --> 00:52:59,508
Well, they went to
lacrosse camp together,
933
00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:02,595
and Kevin was the one
who introduced Bob to Debbie.
934
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:04,305
Lacrosse camp?
935
00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:07,850
I was really lucky I was able
to salvage this wood
936
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,144
from an old seamen's
chapel in Nantucket.
937
00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:11,353
(ALL GASPING)
938
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:12,438
Wow!
939
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,690
Kevin, the house is amazing.
This is where
the light comes in.
940
00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:16,358
Maybe you should have
gotten married here.
941
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,737
All right, the sun is out,
the grill is hot,
and the pool is luke.
942
00:53:19,821 --> 00:53:23,365
If I can interest you
in a swim and a little B. B. Q.,
just follow me.
943
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,367
All right, Kevo.
Right on schedule.
944
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,535
Wow.
Bring it on.
945
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,162
lt must cost a fortune
to heat this place.
946
00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,623
KEVl N: Wait till you see
the rest of the house.
947
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,351
You okay, sweetie?
Yeah.
948
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,937
I'm really sorry.
I don't know why
I thought you knew.
949
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:54,897
It's not a big deal.
950
00:53:54,981 --> 00:53:57,566
If I can handle
a weekend without
sex and cigarettes,
951
00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:01,237
I think I can handle
an afternoon
with your ex-fiancé.
952
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,988
Okay. Thank you.
953
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:06,742
Now, for the floor that
you're walking on, I chose
this Bolivian wormwood.
954
00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:08,410
I think it works well in here.
955
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:11,747
I have the Viking range here
and the twin Sub-Z's.
956
00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:13,832
Yeah, they open up
right there.
957
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,751
Oh, I get it. Like hidden.
958
00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:17,211
Yeah, kind of blend in.
959
00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:18,504
Great.
960
00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:20,381
Are you a homeowner, Greg?
961
00:54:20,465 --> 00:54:22,508
No, no, I rent.
962
00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:27,763
So, things are going real,
real well for you,
aren't they Kevo?
963
00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,890
Gosh, things have been going
so great lately.
964
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,309
I got in early
on some wireless I. P. O.s,
965
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,353
and the stuff just
skyrocketed from there.
966
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:35,854
Wow.
967
00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:38,232
What about you, Greg?
What line of work are you in?
968
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,901
I'm in health care.
Yeah, so you know
what I'm talking about.
969
00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,862
There are a lot of Benjamins
to be made now
with biotech stuff.
970
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:46,448
I don't have to tell you that.
How's your portfolio?
971
00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:49,368
I'd say strong
972
00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,413
to quite strong.
973
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:55,291
You gotta strike
while the iron's hot.
974
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,709
Now's the time.
975
00:54:57,335 --> 00:54:59,336
Greg's a male nurse.
976
00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:01,297
That's right. Thank you, Jack.
977
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:05,092
Well, that's great.
That's great to give
something back like that.
978
00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,678
I'd love to find time
to do volunteer work.
979
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:10,389
Just the other day
I saw this golden retriever
that...
980
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:12,766
He had like a gimp,
and he couldn't really...
981
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:15,311
lt made me feel terrible.
I wish there was
something I could do.
982
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:19,064
Yeah, well, I get paid,
but also it feels,
you know, good too.
983
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,066
So it's kind of
an everybody wins.
984
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:24,153
What are you? You're like
a Wall Street trader?
985
00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:25,654
An investment guy?
No.
986
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,614
I mean, I'm willing to be
painted with that brush.
987
00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:29,700
Yes, that's my day job.
988
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,953
We have time?
We got time, don't we, Jack?
989
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:36,290
I want to show you what
I'm really interested in.
Come on. Let's go.
990
00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:41,670
Wow!
991
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,881
lt looks like somebody
got an "A" in wood shop.
992
00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:48,969
Yeah, it's always been kind of
a hobby. I whittled that out
of beech wood.
993
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:51,055
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
994
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,224
So what got you into
"carpentering"?
Carpentry?
995
00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:56,977
I guess I'd have to say Jesus.
996
00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:01,815
He was a carpenter, and l
just figured if you're gonna
follow in someone's footsteps,
997
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,233
who better than Christ?
998
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:09,239
Greg's Jewish.
999
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,117
Are you?
Yeah.
1000
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:17,081
Well, so was J. C.
Wow. You're in good company.
1001
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,209
Right.
1002
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,087
Well, I'm gonna
head to the pool,
1003
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:25,589
but why don't you show
Greg and Pam the gift?
1004
00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:29,093
G REG: Wow, he made a gift.
PAM: Greg.
1005
00:56:29,177 --> 00:56:31,720
Now, I put a fresh coat
of lacquer on this
this morning,
1006
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,806
so bear with me
with the fumes.
1007
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:38,644
Wow. Kev.
1008
00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:40,604
Isn't that something?
1009
00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:41,814
That's incredible.
1010
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,148
Thank you.
1011
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,400
Roses. Deb's favorite.
1012
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,901
Yes, right.
It's beautiful.
1013
00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:47,486
PAM: The little holes
are for candles.
1014
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:49,988
KEVl N: Well, exactly.
And then later,
they'll collect rainfall.
1015
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,032
They make a tiny birdbath.
1016
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:53,367
That's great.
1017
00:56:53,451 --> 00:56:56,495
It's beautiful. What is it?
1018
00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:58,705
It's an altar.
1019
00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:01,291
Or you might call it
a chuppah.
1020
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,879
Isn't that sweet? Wow.
1021
00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:08,006
I'm gonna take it over
to the Byrneses',
1022
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:12,136
and tomorrow Robert and
Deborah will meet beneath it
to become man and wife.
1023
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,680
And later, when they
purchase a home,
1024
00:57:15,306 --> 00:57:17,057
maybe it will grace
their garden.
1025
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:20,853
Well, that's my sappy,
romantic idea.
1026
00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:26,608
Must have taken
forever to build.
1027
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,527
No, not too bad.
About 70 hours.
1028
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:32,865
Which isn't bad, considering
I carved it all by hand
from one piece of wood.
1029
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:35,826
JACK ON I NTERCOM: Hey, Kevo.
1030
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:38,954
12: 15. Time to start
the barbecue, big guy.
1031
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:42,249
Okay, Mr. B.
I better get back
to playing host.
1032
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:45,419
Okay, you guys, grab
your suits, and I'll meet you
down at the pool.
1033
00:57:45,503 --> 00:57:47,671
You know, I think I'm gonna
take a pass on the swimming.
1034
00:57:47,755 --> 00:57:48,922
Oh, no, you can't.
1035
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:52,009
I don't even have
a suit with me.
The airline lost my bag and...
1036
00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:54,636
Pamcake, let's go.
Mom's got your suit here.
1037
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:55,888
Coming, Dad.
1038
00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:57,890
You better get going.
1039
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:02,060
Gosh, she's great.
Congratulations, man.
1040
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:03,312
Thank you.
1041
00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:07,232
And, by the way,
she just had the nicest
things to say about you.
1042
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,151
Really?
1043
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,319
Yeah.
1044
00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:11,528
(SIGHS)
1045
00:58:12,697 --> 00:58:15,532
Gosh. Yeah, we had
some good times together.
1046
00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,076
Boy, she is a tomcat.
1047
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,585
So, let me hook you up
with some trunks, Gregger.
1048
00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,794
I'm not gonna swim.
1049
00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:30,005
No, come on.
I'm not taking no
for an answer.
1050
00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:33,842
KEVl N: Cold buffet is
on the left, wine
and champagne on the right.
1051
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,719
Coming through here.
1052
00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:49,149
Yeah, that'd be gre...
1053
00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:52,027
Hey, there he is!
Get out here.
1054
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,115
G-man, we got salmon,
we got swordfish.
What's it gonna be?
1055
00:58:58,993 --> 00:59:02,371
How about a little of both,
K-Dog? I'm pretty hungry.
1056
00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:06,124
I think they call that
"the munchies."
1057
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,629
JACK: Let's go. Hit the ball,
Kev! Show them what you got!
1058
00:59:12,173 --> 00:59:14,258
(ALL CH EERING)
1059
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,515
KEVl N: Come on, Greg. Damn!
1060
00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,475
Come on, team.
He's got nothing.
Come on, Greg.
1061
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,894
Service.
Come on, Greg.
1062
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:27,145
(ALL SCREAMING)
1063
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:30,899
N ice serve, pal.
1064
00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:33,360
KEVl N: All right.
1065
00:59:33,444 --> 00:59:34,820
Set!
1066
00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:38,740
Oh, Greg! Come on!
1067
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:42,035
N ice shot, Maverick!
Sweet setup, lceman.
1068
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,579
N ice one, N urse.
1069
00:59:43,871 --> 00:59:45,080
KEVl N: Glenn, Glenn, Glenn.
1070
00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:47,499
You gotta rush the net
on defense.
Don't be afraid of the ball.
1071
00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:49,793
It's Greg.
H uddle up, team.
1072
00:59:49,877 --> 00:59:52,504
Greg, not Glenn.
Greg is afraid of the ball.
1073
00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,381
Come on. This is unacceptable.
1074
00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:55,924
He's gotta go for the ball.
1075
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,634
Here's what we gotta do.
1076
00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:59,511
KEVl N: Let's go!
We're getting cold in here.
1077
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:00,887
We're getting creamed.
1078
01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:03,515
If Florence N ightingale
over here would play defense.
1079
01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:04,933
Larry, I missed one shot.
1080
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,602
lt was a big shot.
1081
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,937
Larry, keep floating
where you are.
You're doing great.
1082
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,439
Denny, take the deep shots.
Okay.
1083
01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:12,232
Greg, nobody's expecting
much out of you,
1084
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,610
so if I set you up
with the ball, can you
jump up and spike it?
1085
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:15,694
No.
1086
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,696
Yeah. I'd have to be
pretty high, but yeah.
1087
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,323
I bet you would, Panama Red.
1088
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,160
All right, everybody,
look sharp. Break!
Let's play some ball.
1089
01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:26,079
PAM: All right, here we go.
Let's go. Come on.
1090
01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:31,501
Greg! Set!
1091
01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:36,423
You gotta spike those, Focker!
You gotta spike those!
1092
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:39,217
Look how Bob did that.
N ice play, Bob.
Thanks, Jack.
1093
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,762
Fire it up there, Focker!
Let's do it!
1094
01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:44,556
Way to go, Deb!
JACK: Greg!
1095
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:51,229
Honey! God!
1096
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:59,029
What the hell's
the matter with you?
It's only a game, Focker!
1097
01:00:59,405 --> 01:01:01,823
Oh, honey! I'm coming!
1098
01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:04,701
Get some ice.
1099
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:06,787
My eye! Oh, my eye!
1100
01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:07,871
Focker!
1101
01:01:08,706 --> 01:01:10,207
God!
1102
01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,380
JACK: Pam, help your sister,
please.
I'm sorry, Deb.
1103
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:19,716
Deb, you can totally see
Voit backwards
on your forehead.
1104
01:01:19,884 --> 01:01:21,968
Denny, get outta here!
You the bandleader?
1105
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,804
Yes, sir.
Go over the song selection
with Bob.
1106
01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:25,681
Bob? Bob!
Yeah, Jack.
1107
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:28,684
Are you a Mr. Focker?
Yes.
1108
01:01:29,310 --> 01:01:30,519
Okay. Sign here, please.
1109
01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:32,270
Great. Thank you.
1110
01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:45,659
Hey, your suitcase.
You go through it,
make sure it's all there?
1111
01:01:45,743 --> 01:01:47,285
Yeah, it's fine.
Good.
1112
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:48,370
What's up?
1113
01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:54,251
I just wanna make sure you're
okay since hitting the spike
heard around the world.
1114
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,878
Oh, yeah. I'm really sorry
about that.
It's okay.
1115
01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:59,673
I don't know what
got into me, lceman.
1116
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:01,466
"lceman"?
1117
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,677
I'm sorry. ls that
a special thing between
you and Kevin?
1118
01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:06,513
Stop it.
Stop what, lceman?
1119
01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:09,307
Top Gun was
a very popular movie
when Kevin and I dated.
1120
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:10,559
All right? That's it.
1121
01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:12,602
Hey, lceman.
I have no problem with that.
1122
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:16,773
Do you want to be Maverick?
Is that what
this is all about?
1123
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,316
I can't be Maverick.
Kevin's Maverick.
1124
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:21,111
He used to be,
but we can change that.
1125
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,780
Can he be Goose?
1126
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:26,324
No, because Goose
dies in the end.
1127
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,161
Very sad.
1128
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:33,331
Honey, I don't really...
Greg, shut up.
1129
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,041
Okay.
1130
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,972
Jesus, Dad,
you ever think of knocking?
1131
01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:50,390
Not in my own den.
1132
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,767
What are you two
doing in here?
1133
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:53,852
I'd say rounding second base.
1134
01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,315
This is Greg's room, Dad.
1135
01:02:58,399 --> 01:03:00,442
Not anymore.
We're gonna use it
for storage.
1136
01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:03,445
Greg will stay in
Debbie's room, and she'll
bunk up with you tonight.
1137
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:04,821
Fine. Come on, Greg.
1138
01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:07,783
Okay. I'll be right up.
I'll meet you upstairs.
1139
01:03:08,075 --> 01:03:10,619
Oh, good.
They found your suitcase.
1140
01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:11,912
Yeah.
1141
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:16,500
Hey, Jack, I don't quite know
what happened back
at the tux shop,
1142
01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:20,295
but if I've given you
the wrong impression regarding
Pam in any way, I'm sorry.
1143
01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:24,758
Okay? I have nothing but
the best intentions
with Pam, and I just...
1144
01:03:25,176 --> 01:03:28,178
Actually, there's something
in the suitcase here that I'm
planning on giving her
1145
01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:30,430
that I think symbolizes
1146
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:35,519
the level of
my commitment to her.
1147
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:41,566
And I wouldn't feel right
asking her to wear it without
her father's permission.
1148
01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:44,361
Jack?
1149
01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,239
Did you flush this toilet?
1150
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,909
Maybe. You know what?
Maybe Jinx flushed it.
1151
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,161
I saw little Jinxy
come in last night,
1152
01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:56,039
and he took a little squat
and relieved himself.
1153
01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:59,918
Jinx knows not to
use that toilet, and even if
he did, he'd never flush it.
1154
01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:03,004
What does it matter?
The matter, Greg, R. N.,
1155
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,340
is that when this toilet
is flushed, it runs,
1156
01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:07,676
and when you have
a septic tank
that's nearly full
1157
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,511
and a toilet that's been
running all night,
1158
01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:11,137
then you could have
a hell of a problem.
1159
01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,431
Mr. Byrnes?
1160
01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:16,142
MAN: This is not part of
my job description.
1161
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,728
N ice stench.
You're really on
a roll there, bud.
1162
01:04:19,146 --> 01:04:20,605
Bite me, Denny!
1163
01:04:21,315 --> 01:04:25,277
ln 20 hours, I'm having
a wedding here, so I need
my cesspool pumped now!
1164
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,862
Not tomorrow. Now!
1165
01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:28,488
Dad, what's going on?
1166
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:32,033
Oh, my God!
What's that smell?
1167
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:34,119
That smell, Bob, is our shit.
1168
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:37,581
Focker flushed the toilet
in the den, so the septic tank
is overflowing.
1169
01:04:37,665 --> 01:04:39,833
Jack, I told you.
lt wasn't me. It was Jinx.
1170
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:42,210
Focker, I'm not
gonna tell you again!
1171
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:45,505
Jinx cannot flush the toilet.
He's a cat, for chrissakes!
1172
01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:48,508
The animal doesn't even
have thumbs, Focker.
1173
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:52,804
Hey, look at this!
Kevo!
1174
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,973
Over by the tree, right?
1175
01:04:59,228 --> 01:05:01,146
No. No, no, no.
Not on the lawn!
1176
01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,732
Stay where you are.
Not on the lawn!
1177
01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:06,985
PAM: Kevin, no!
No, no, no, no!
1178
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:13,575
No, no, no!
1179
01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:15,201
What the heck?
1180
01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:19,623
(MAN SINGING)
I got my mojo workin'
1181
01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:22,709
Just won't work on you
1182
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,963
I got my mojo workin'
1183
01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,717
Just won't work on you
1184
01:05:32,511 --> 01:05:35,096
I know that's what
I said I wanted,
'cause that's what I wanted.
1185
01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,640
lt is a black
Samsonite suitcase.
1186
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:40,185
What I'm saying is,
do you think it's possible
that the Samsonite people,
1187
01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:44,272
in some crazy little scheme
to actually turn a profit,
made more than one?
1188
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,483
WOMAN: I don't think so.
You don't?
1189
01:05:46,567 --> 01:05:49,611
I am going to need your
baggage claim number again.
1190
01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:50,987
Jinx, stop.
1191
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:40,036
I know I signed for it.
1192
01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:42,330
I'm looking at your
signature right here,
Mr. Focker.
1193
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,290
Do me a favor. Could I talk
to your supervisor?
1194
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,375
Excuse me?
1195
01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,836
What's your name?
Joy.
1196
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,546
Okay, let me
talk to your supervisor.
1197
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:51,256
My supervisor is on a break.
1198
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:54,342
When he gets back,
have him give
me a call right away.
1199
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:56,386
It's a very important bag.
I'm sure it is, sir.
1200
01:07:01,308 --> 01:07:02,726
Jinx.
1201
01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:07,480
Don't ask me what it's for.
I need you to do this thing.
1202
01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:10,316
Please, I'm in
a time situation here,
so just do it. I'll hold on.
1203
01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:11,693
MAN:
So the name's "Greg Focker"?
1204
01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:14,112
I don't know. Greg or Gregory.
Run both names.
1205
01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:17,407
Jinx.
1206
01:07:17,491 --> 01:07:20,535
Come on. No. Jinx.
Come here. Jinxy.
1207
01:07:20,786 --> 01:07:24,039
Mew, mew, mew. No. No.
1208
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,583
Jinx. Oh, shit.
1209
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:31,004
Greg didn't ace his
med school boards. He never
even took the goddamn MCATs.
1210
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:34,799
Oh, Jack, that's what you had
your sources check out?
1211
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,719
What this poor boy
did on some test scores?
1212
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:40,555
I bet he doesn't even have
a real nursing degree.
1213
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:41,973
A lot of these
hospital workers
1214
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,726
are just pill poppers
looking for easy access
to ludes.
1215
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:47,562
We already know that
he's been puffing
the magic dragon.
1216
01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:49,981
I knew the little crack
was lying.
1217
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:54,861
Jinxy. Come here.
Come here, little Jinxy.
1218
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,954
(SINGING)
Jinxy cat,
Jinxy cat I won't hurt you
1219
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,544
The fact is, Greg lied to you.
1220
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:13,254
He did not lie to me, Dad.
1221
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:15,632
He lied to you
and I thought you
should know the truth.
1222
01:08:15,716 --> 01:08:18,051
I love you too much
to see you get hurt.
1223
01:08:18,219 --> 01:08:22,639
I don't care what your
information says, Dad.
Greg took the MCATs. Okay?
1224
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:36,945
(SPEAKING IN THAI)
1225
01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,163
Holy...
1226
01:09:29,790 --> 01:09:31,124
Shit!
1227
01:09:46,348 --> 01:09:48,600
No, no, no. No, no, no.
1228
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:54,606
No!
1229
01:09:59,069 --> 01:10:00,278
Ho...
1230
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,157
Holy...
1231
01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:07,410
No! Oh! Oh, my God!
1232
01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:09,537
All right, everybody.
All right, stand back.
1233
01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:12,040
Stay back. Stay back.
1234
01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:14,042
Watch out. Watch out!
1235
01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:16,252
DINA: Oh, Jack! Oh, God!
1236
01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:23,009
LARRY: We've got a fire!
Somebody call 911 right away!
H urry up!
1237
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,642
DINA: Jinxy! Jinxy!
1238
01:10:31,143 --> 01:10:34,354
We checked every yard,
every car on the street.
Nobody's seen him.
1239
01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:36,397
He's not up in
any of the trees, Jack.
1240
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,399
We checked all the bedrooms.
Jinx isn't up here.
1241
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:40,568
Yeah, none of the neighbors
have seen him either.
1242
01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:43,404
You tried to milk him,
didn't you,
you sick son of a bitch!
1243
01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:46,282
Dad, stop it. That's enough.
1244
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,909
Honey, please calm down.
1245
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:50,912
How can I calm down
if we're 15 minutes away
from the wedding rehearsal
1246
01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:52,413
and the ring bearer's missing?
1247
01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:53,998
What do you mean,
"the ring bearer"?
1248
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,625
Your daddy didn't tell you?
1249
01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:58,795
He taught Jinx to walk down
the aisle with this
little pillow.
1250
01:10:58,879 --> 01:11:00,922
Oh, no. No, you didn't, Dad.
1251
01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:04,425
Yeah, yeah. You put this
around the neck, and these
ribbons are for the rings.
1252
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,010
BOB: That's adorable, Jack.
1253
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,471
Oh, for chrissakes!
That's great, Dad.
1254
01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:10,765
Yeah, but now we have to
postpone the rehearsal.
1255
01:11:10,849 --> 01:11:13,434
Bob, you ride with me.
Larry, you come with your car.
1256
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,812
We're gonna canvass
the neighborhood.
Dee, ask O'Boyle to wait.
1257
01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:19,065
If we're not back in an hour,
we'll reschedule the rehearsal
for the morning.
1258
01:11:19,191 --> 01:11:21,401
Jack!
No! We cannot
cancel the rehearsal
1259
01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:22,777
for some stupid cat!
1260
01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:27,198
Stupid cat? How could you
say that? That cat's been
like a brother to you!
1261
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:31,536
We're supposed to let him
wander the streets without
food, water or toilet?
1262
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:35,999
Dad, Greg'll find him.
What?
1263
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,292
Yeah, what?
1264
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:38,918
Oh, that's wonderful.
1265
01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:44,465
Fine. Fine. Okay. Denny?
1266
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,801
Denny? Denny? Denny!
Dad, I'm right here.
1267
01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:50,138
Okay. You're gonna fill in
as the ring bearer for now.
1268
01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:52,432
No. I'm not wearin'
that stupid pillow thing
on my head.
1269
01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:54,350
Oh, yes, you damn well will!
1270
01:11:56,353 --> 01:12:01,316
Jinx! Jinx! Here, Jinx.
1271
01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:06,237
You just go and wander
the streets without food,
water or toilet? Fucker!
1272
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,284
Actually, you may be in luck.
1273
01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:14,037
They brought in a Himalayan
a little while ago.
1274
01:12:15,372 --> 01:12:16,873
There he is.
1275
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:19,917
Holy shit, that's Jinx.
1276
01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:22,879
Jinxy!
No, let me see
that photo again.
1277
01:12:22,963 --> 01:12:25,256
You gotta picture him
without that stupid Santa cap.
1278
01:12:25,549 --> 01:12:27,133
Come on, Jinxy. Jinxy!
1279
01:12:27,217 --> 01:12:28,343
No.
1280
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:33,014
You see, in the picture,
your cat has
an all-black tail.
1281
01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:34,057
Yeah.
1282
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,059
And this one has a white tip.
1283
01:12:36,643 --> 01:12:39,103
No, I'm sorry about that,
chief.
1284
01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:43,274
Looks just like him.
Almost.
1285
01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:45,735
Except for that tail.
1286
01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,290
Dearly beloved...
1287
01:13:02,294 --> 01:13:03,961
PRIEST: Dearly beloved,
1288
01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:07,632
we are gathered here
on this beautiful day
1289
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:10,343
to join Dr. Robert Banks...
1290
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:17,683
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here
on this beautiful day
1291
01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:22,814
to join Dr. Robert Banks
and Deborah Byrnes
in holy matrimony.
1292
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:24,857
This is a special day...
1293
01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,009
He found him!
1294
01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:55,555
It's him! It's him!
1295
01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:57,140
I gotta see this.
1296
01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:03,187
Look, Dad, it's Jinx.
My little baby!
1297
01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:05,731
We found you. We found you.
1298
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:07,692
Greg, thank you so much.
This is so great.
1299
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:09,068
DEBBIE: Where did you
find him?
1300
01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,695
Gave us a little scare, huh?
1301
01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:13,865
Jinxy.
1302
01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:29,297
For once in my life
I got someone who needs me
1303
01:14:29,381 --> 01:14:32,425
To Greg.
Hooray!
1304
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:34,260
DINA: Honey, where is Greg,
anyway?
1305
01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:35,720
He's in the restroom.
1306
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:39,682
Yes, I tried there.
I've tried every shelter
on the north shore, okay?
1307
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:44,187
He's a brown-and-black
Himalayan with
an all-black tail.
1308
01:14:44,938 --> 01:14:49,442
Mr. Jinx. Yeah, okay.
You go check.
I'll call you back.
1309
01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:54,113
It's the man of the hour.
Hey!
1310
01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:58,075
Sorry, folks.
Had to pay a little visit
to the urinal fairy.
1311
01:15:03,832 --> 01:15:06,459
Greg, nice work
with the cat today.
1312
01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:08,878
Thanks, Jack.
I'm just glad
I could help out.
1313
01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:12,173
We never did get to finish
that little "convo"
back at the den.
1314
01:15:12,257 --> 01:15:15,468
So, when you have a minute,
there is still something I'd
like to talk to you about.
1315
01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:18,971
We'll get right to it
as soon as we get back.
You have my word.
1316
01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:21,641
I'm gonna hold you to that.
Circle of trust.
1317
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:24,352
Guess who's back
in the circle of trust.
1318
01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:38,950
(MEOWING)
1319
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:47,542
Pull the string
and I'll wink at you
1320
01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:49,418
I'm your puppet
1321
01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:51,087
Look at Jack!
1322
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,425
Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely.
1323
01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,638
Maybe I should ask him
to dance. What do you think?
1324
01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:05,101
Sure. I bet he could whittle
a private little dance floor
for the two of you.
1325
01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:06,894
I'm serious.
1326
01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:09,772
I saw some beech wood outside.
He's very handy.
1327
01:16:09,856 --> 01:16:14,277
He's an extremely handy
and crafty craftsman.
1328
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,571
I shouldn't paint him
with that brush, but...
1329
01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:21,492
Come on. Seriously. Seriously.
Part of you wishes
you ended up with him.
1330
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:23,619
Yes, he's very talented,
1331
01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:26,664
but it would've
never worked out.
1332
01:16:26,748 --> 01:16:28,207
Why not?
1333
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,127
I was never in love
with Kevin.
1334
01:16:35,507 --> 01:16:37,341
I'm in love with you.
1335
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,595
That's a good explanation.
1336
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:41,762
Think so?
1337
01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:42,847
Thought you'd like that.
1338
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:43,973
I do.
1339
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,600
I'm glad.
1340
01:16:47,352 --> 01:16:50,438
No, Jinx. Mr. Jinx.
I called you like
half an hour ago.
1341
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,733
Okay, I already...
1342
01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:56,527
I already described it...
Airline.
1343
01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:58,446
Messages.
1344
01:17:01,074 --> 01:17:02,700
It's brown...
1345
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:07,413
With a little bit
of black trim.
1346
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:08,873
Yes.
1347
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,042
MAN: Please enter your
four-digit code.
1348
01:17:14,504 --> 01:17:17,590
Jack, hi. It's Hank MacAtee
from next door.
1349
01:17:17,674 --> 01:17:20,801
You'll never guess who
wandered over here
this afternoon. Mr. Jinx.
1350
01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:24,138
Yeah, he's not wearing
his collar, but I'm sure
it's Jinxy.
1351
01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:27,308
Thought you might be worried,
so just give me a jingle
when you guys get home,
1352
01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:29,477
and I'll bring
the little rascal over.
1353
01:17:29,561 --> 01:17:31,729
Okay, well, if you could just
keep checking, please,
1354
01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:34,231
and I'll call you back later.
Thanks.
1355
01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:38,110
Any luck?
No, they're still looking.
1356
01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:41,072
Hey, Jack,
this is a great party.
1357
01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:43,407
I guess sometimes these things
sort of come together
1358
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,618
in their own kooky
sort of way.
1359
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,412
Yeah, it's kind of like
the way you found Jinxy.
1360
01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:50,665
You found him
at that animal shelter?
1361
01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:52,208
Yeah, right.
1362
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,919
Well, the important thing is
he's home now.
1363
01:17:55,003 --> 01:17:56,253
Yes.
1364
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,215
Yeah. You know,
there's something about
that ball of fur
1365
01:17:59,299 --> 01:18:01,258
that just puts
a big smile on my face.
1366
01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,593
Yeah.
1367
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:05,096
You haven't seen any of his
latest tricks, have you?
1368
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,263
No.
1369
01:18:07,432 --> 01:18:09,141
Well, when we get back,
I'll show you.
1370
01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:12,728
We don't have to do it
tonight. He's had a long day.
He's probably tired.
1371
01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:15,648
I wouldn't want to...
No, I think he'd like to
show you tonight.
1372
01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:21,696
Why don't you give me the key
and let me drive?
1373
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,489
Hey, Larry. You know what?
Why don't I drive?
1374
01:18:23,573 --> 01:18:25,700
Oh. It's a very expensive car.
Good idea.
1375
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,827
I've always wanted to
test-drive a Benz.
1376
01:18:27,911 --> 01:18:29,578
Be my guest, Focker.
1377
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:32,790
Hey, sweetie,
what are you doing?
1378
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:34,709
Larry said I could drive.
1379
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:40,840
Let's go. H urry, hurry.
1380
01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:42,383
All right. Bye, guys. See you.
1381
01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:44,301
Thanks for driving.
1382
01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:47,138
(Tl RES SCREECHING)
1383
01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:50,766
Drives a little better
than your Taurus, huh, Greg?
1384
01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:51,892
Yeah.
1385
01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:54,270
Come on. Get in the car,
honey. Let's go. H urry up.
1386
01:18:54,354 --> 01:18:55,604
Okay, okay.
1387
01:18:57,482 --> 01:18:59,316
Whoa, Nellie!
1388
01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:01,861
LARRY: Everybody comfortable
back there?
1389
01:19:02,779 --> 01:19:04,113
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1390
01:19:04,614 --> 01:19:07,450
You're a real wild man
at that wheel there.
1391
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:12,830
You got your seat belts
on back there?
Get your seat belts on.
1392
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,712
Oh, Jesus, Focker!
1393
01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:24,425
You're driving like a maniac!
Focker, take it easy!
1394
01:19:24,509 --> 01:19:26,302
Benz drives like a dream, Lar.
1395
01:19:26,386 --> 01:19:28,012
Let's not make it
a nightmare, huh?
1396
01:19:31,057 --> 01:19:32,683
Oh, there's Jack.
1397
01:19:35,353 --> 01:19:36,687
Hey, Jackie.
1398
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:39,106
(BOTH ENG I N ES REVVING)
1399
01:19:43,361 --> 01:19:45,571
Wanna play, Pops? Let's play.
1400
01:19:49,534 --> 01:19:51,452
Okay, now, Greg? Greg?
1401
01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:53,037
Greg, no!
1402
01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,545
Is everything okay, honey?
1403
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,923
Yeah, just trying
to make good time.
1404
01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:07,134
What the heck
is the matter with you?
1405
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:09,470
All right. We're gonna
be home. We're gonna get home.
1406
01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,313
It's not the autobahn.
Come on, Greg!
1407
01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:24,819
Jesus!
1408
01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:26,737
Ll N DA: Maybe you should drive
after all, honey.
1409
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,113
We're okay.
1410
01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:35,496
All right.
1411
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:44,755
Oh, no. No, please.
1412
01:20:47,759 --> 01:20:49,760
Yes!
BOB: Jack just turned.
1413
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:53,222
You were supposed to
make that left at the light,
1414
01:20:53,306 --> 01:20:54,640
Focker.
1415
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,434
I think I'm gonna be sick.
1416
01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,770
DEN NY: Where does he think
he's going?
1417
01:21:00,188 --> 01:21:03,607
BOB: Home, home, home.
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
1418
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,568
Who gave him the keys?
1419
01:21:06,486 --> 01:21:08,070
Okay, we're out.
1420
01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:09,655
Yeah, we've had
enough excitement.
1421
01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:11,365
LARRY: I wonder if he
has a license.
1422
01:21:11,449 --> 01:21:13,325
BOB: Yeah, a license to kill.
1423
01:21:17,622 --> 01:21:19,790
Come on, everybody.
1424
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,876
Hey, nice driving, Mario!
1425
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:24,295
You're a lunatic!
1426
01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:26,964
Come on, Linda!
1427
01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:28,632
Hey, hey!
1428
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,806
(DEBBIE SCREAMING)
1429
01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:40,144
LARRY: What in the world...
Oh, my...
1430
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:42,771
Oh, the dress!
1431
01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,773
lt was the cat! Goddamn you!
1432
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:47,318
Dad, Dad!
Jinx, I'm gonna...
1433
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:49,028
Calm down!
1434
01:21:49,112 --> 01:21:50,738
JACK: Where's the cat?
1435
01:21:50,822 --> 01:21:52,740
BOB: Cat got out!
Cat got out, Jack!
1436
01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:04,793
You spray-painted his tail
to make him look like
Jinxy didn't you, Focker?
1437
01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:08,005
Greg, what's he
talking about?
1438
01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:11,884
Hank MacAtee called me
a couple of hours ago
and told me he found Jinxy.
1439
01:22:11,968 --> 01:22:14,428
He took his collar
and put it on an impostor.
1440
01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:17,932
Then he spray-painted
his tail, and then he tried to
beat us back here
1441
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,975
so that he could get rid
of the evidence.
1442
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,644
Oh, no.
1443
01:22:24,064 --> 01:22:26,690
Please tell me
that's not true, Greg.
1444
01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:31,779
lt was just a temporary
solution until I could find
the real Jinx.
1445
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:37,326
How could you do
something like that?
1446
01:22:37,994 --> 01:22:40,621
I'm sorry.
What are you going to
tell me next?
1447
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:43,207
That you set Kevin's
altar on fire?
1448
01:22:46,169 --> 01:22:47,544
Oh, my God.
1449
01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:53,676
Well, it wasn't intentional.
I was chasing Jinx up
onto the roof.
1450
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,971
I had a smoke,
and I think I might have
lit something that...
1451
01:22:58,473 --> 01:22:59,682
I don't know what happened.
1452
01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:02,810
He put so much goddamn lacquer
on that thing.
1453
01:23:02,894 --> 01:23:05,062
lt was an accident
waiting to happen.
1454
01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:07,773
This is very
disappointing, Greg.
1455
01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:14,863
Get out of my house, Focker,
and take your friend with you.
1456
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,826
So you lied to me
about everything, huh, Greg?
1457
01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:21,787
You lied about the cat,
about the fire,
about the MCATs.
1458
01:23:21,871 --> 01:23:25,124
I didn't lie about the MCATs.
Don't you see
what's happening here?
1459
01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:27,001
Your dad has
totally turned you against me.
1460
01:23:27,085 --> 01:23:28,836
I didn't turn her against you.
1461
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,421
You did that to yourself.
1462
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:35,801
Jack, please. You didn't
like me from the second
I walked in here.
1463
01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:38,595
I'm a very accepting person,
Focker.
1464
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,764
All I ask for is honesty.
1465
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:42,599
Oh, honesty?
1466
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,520
You wanna talk
about truth and honesty, Jack?
1467
01:23:46,604 --> 01:23:51,275
Okay, let's talk a little
truth and honesty. Let's talk
a little "Operation Ko Samui,"
1468
01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:55,571
Jack.
What's he talking about, Dad?
1469
01:23:55,655 --> 01:23:57,322
Yeah, that's weird,
1470
01:23:57,407 --> 01:24:00,284
because I thought there
weren't any secrets inside
the circle of trust, Jack.
1471
01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:02,244
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1472
01:24:02,328 --> 01:24:03,579
You don't?
1473
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:05,914
What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
1474
01:24:06,249 --> 01:24:07,416
Hey, Pam, guess what.
1475
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:11,545
Daddy's planning a little
covert operation in Thailand
for the day after the wedding.
1476
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,338
You are?
1477
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:16,091
Round and round we go, Jack.
1478
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:18,510
Hey, I bet everybody would
love to hear about
your rendezvous
1479
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:20,721
in the parking lot of
the Oyster Bay Drug
and Sundry.
1480
01:24:20,805 --> 01:24:22,139
You know what
I'm talking about.
1481
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,558
Where the guy gave you
the passports
and the documents.
1482
01:24:24,642 --> 01:24:26,977
Or how about your
little phone call in Thai?
1483
01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:29,396
Jack can't talk Thai.
1484
01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:33,692
Oh, no, Dina. Jack can
talk Thai. Jack talk
Thai very well.
1485
01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:37,321
I'm sorry, Pam,
but your dad is not retired.
1486
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:40,824
He's still very much
in the C.I.A.
1487
01:24:41,534 --> 01:24:44,912
Daddy. What...
He's right.
1488
01:24:44,996 --> 01:24:48,499
He's right. My cover's blown.
1489
01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:53,378
I am planning a secret
operation the day
after the wedding.
1490
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:55,047
What?
1491
01:24:55,131 --> 01:24:57,800
A surprise honeymoon
for Deb and Bob.
1492
01:24:57,884 --> 01:25:00,969
You stupid son of a bitch!
You just blew it!
1493
01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:02,596
What?
1494
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,265
Ko Samui is an island
off the coast of Thailand!
1495
01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:09,019
That guy I was meeting in
the parking lot is
Thor Svenson, my travel agent.
1496
01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:11,146
He was giving me their visas.
1497
01:25:13,691 --> 01:25:17,111
Wow, Thailand.
Thanks a lot, J. B.
That's something.
1498
01:25:17,403 --> 01:25:19,446
Don't mention it. I just...
1499
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,366
You know, if this nursing
thing doesn't work out,
Focker,
1500
01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:25,536
I'd say you definitely
have a career in espionage.
1501
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:29,790
Thanks, Greg.
1502
01:26:04,033 --> 01:26:07,077
Well, I guess I'm gonna go
to the airport now.
1503
01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,876
I guess you're
gonna stay here.
1504
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,590
Pam, I...
1505
01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:53,373
Gaylord M. Focker?
1506
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,083
Gaylord? Gaylord?
1507
01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:56,793
Yeah, that's me.
1508
01:26:58,213 --> 01:27:00,339
I thought your name was Greg.
lt is.
1509
01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:02,591
That's not what it says
on the form.
I know.
1510
01:27:02,675 --> 01:27:06,303
It's my legal name.
Nobody's called me by it
since I was in third grade.
1511
01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:07,804
(DEN NY LAUG HING)
1512
01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:09,723
DELlVERY MAN: Whatever.
1513
01:27:11,976 --> 01:27:14,937
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So your name's Gay Focker?
1514
01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:18,148
(ALL LAUG HING)
1515
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:21,693
Denny.
1516
01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:23,612
I'm sorry. It's just it's not
a normal name.
1517
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,365
Come on.
1518
01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,201
Now look what you've done.
Oh, Pammy.
1519
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:30,702
Don't go away.
1520
01:28:05,196 --> 01:28:07,614
You're in luck. There is room.
1521
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:20,419
And without a Saturday
stay-over, that fare
difference will be $1, 137. 11.
1522
01:28:23,923 --> 01:28:25,632
Did you want me to
book you the seat?
1523
01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:27,050
Okay. All right.
1524
01:28:28,886 --> 01:28:30,679
Did you want to
check any bags today?
1525
01:29:13,431 --> 01:29:16,350
We should be all right
with only one usher,
don't you think?
1526
01:29:17,101 --> 01:29:19,061
I'm not so sure, Jack.
1527
01:29:25,943 --> 01:29:28,487
Thought you might
like to see this.
1528
01:29:36,287 --> 01:29:37,537
How did you get this?
1529
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,456
Oh, I have my sources too.
1530
01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:47,631
I called Gaylord,
a. k.a. Greg's parents
in Detroit.
1531
01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:51,426
They saved his SAT scores too,
in case you're interested.
1532
01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:55,514
Oh, honey. That doesn't matter
if he did well on some test.
1533
01:29:55,598 --> 01:29:57,557
What does that prove?
Look at this place!
1534
01:29:57,642 --> 01:30:00,435
He almost destroyed
the wedding
because he lied!
1535
01:30:02,105 --> 01:30:03,772
I love you, Daddy,
1536
01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:07,692
but you can be
a real jerk sometimes.
1537
01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:15,325
So what if he took the MCATs?
He's still not good enough
for Pam.
1538
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:17,244
Who is, Jack?
1539
01:30:17,328 --> 01:30:20,664
Nobody has ever been
good enough for your Pam.
1540
01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:28,588
I mean, do you realize
that you never even
warmed up to Kevin
1541
01:30:28,673 --> 01:30:30,674
until she broke up with him?
1542
01:30:31,717 --> 01:30:34,678
Maybe it's time you think
about what Pam wants.
1543
01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:51,111
Greg, it's me.
1544
01:30:52,196 --> 01:30:54,030
I'm sure you're
in the air by now,
1545
01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:57,325
so I guess you'll just
get this when you get home.
1546
01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:02,456
Listen, I am so sorry.
1547
01:31:03,499 --> 01:31:05,667
I acted like a complete idiot,
1548
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,837
and I hope that
you can forgive me.
1549
01:31:09,755 --> 01:31:13,884
I mean, I don't care about
the fire or the cat or...
1550
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:19,723
I mean,
I can't believe you
actually spray-painted a cat.
1551
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:24,561
That's actually really gross,
but the point is that...
1552
01:31:26,272 --> 01:31:29,191
That I understand
why you did it,
1553
01:31:29,275 --> 01:31:30,734
and I love you.
1554
01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:35,113
I want you to know
that I really love you, and...
1555
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:41,203
When you get this,
will you please call me?
1556
01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:43,580
Okay. Bye.
1557
01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:52,130
Marty, listen,
I need a commercial flight
I. D. scan.
1558
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:54,508
lnterstate from
New York La Guardia
to Chicago.
1559
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:56,843
Four-hour sweeps,
backwards and forwards.
1560
01:31:56,928 --> 01:32:00,597
Last name: Foxtrot, Oscar,
Charlie, Kilo, Echo, Romeo.
1561
01:32:00,681 --> 01:32:03,266
First name: Golf, Alpha,
Yankee, Lima...
1562
01:32:03,351 --> 01:32:08,188
MAN: Gaylord Focker on
Atlantic American
flight 27, departs 2:35.
1563
01:32:08,272 --> 01:32:09,731
2: 35?
Affirmative.
1564
01:32:09,815 --> 01:32:11,608
Twenty-three minutes. Thanks.
1565
01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:13,902
STEWARDESS: Enjoy your flight.
WOMAN: Thanks.
1566
01:32:15,071 --> 01:32:16,196
Hello.
1567
01:32:18,574 --> 01:32:22,619
I'm sorry. We're only boarding
rows nine and above right now.
You'll have to wait.
1568
01:32:23,287 --> 01:32:25,288
Well, I'm in row eight.
1569
01:32:25,957 --> 01:32:27,666
Please step aside, sir.
1570
01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:29,918
It's just one row.
Don't you think
it's okay if I...
1571
01:32:30,002 --> 01:32:32,379
We'll call
your row momentarily.
1572
01:32:34,131 --> 01:32:35,799
Step aside, sir.
1573
01:33:00,491 --> 01:33:03,827
Thank you for waiting.
We'd like to continue
boarding the aircraft now.
1574
01:33:03,911 --> 01:33:06,830
We're now boarding all rows,
please. All remaining rows.
1575
01:33:14,839 --> 01:33:16,089
Hello.
1576
01:33:19,135 --> 01:33:20,760
Enjoy your flight.
1577
01:33:30,938 --> 01:33:32,314
(CAR HORNS HON KING)
1578
01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:37,527
Excuse me.
1579
01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:42,449
Okay, where's the fire?
1580
01:33:46,996 --> 01:33:49,039
WOMAN: Will you hand me
that pillow over there?
1581
01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:51,249
I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna
have to check that.
1582
01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:52,334
I got it.
1583
01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:53,793
No, I'm sorry.
That bag won't fit.
1584
01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,128
No, I'm not... Hey.
1585
01:33:55,212 --> 01:33:56,588
I'm not checking my bag, okay?
1586
01:33:56,672 --> 01:33:58,006
There's no need
to raise your voice, sir.
1587
01:33:58,090 --> 01:34:01,301
I'm not raising my voice.
This would be
raising my voice to you, okay?
1588
01:34:01,385 --> 01:34:03,136
I don't want to check my bag.
1589
01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:06,222
By the way, your airline,
you suck at checking bags.
1590
01:34:06,307 --> 01:34:08,224
Because I already
did that once,
and you lost it,
1591
01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:11,227
and then I had everything
screwed up very badly
for me. Okay?
1592
01:34:11,312 --> 01:34:13,480
I can assure you that your bag
will be placed safely
1593
01:34:13,564 --> 01:34:15,148
below deck
with the other luggage.
1594
01:34:15,232 --> 01:34:18,777
Oh, yeah? How do you know
my bag will be safe below
with the other luggage?
1595
01:34:18,861 --> 01:34:21,196
Are you physically gonna
take my bag beneath the plane?
1596
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:24,491
Are you gonna go with the guys
with the earmuffs
and put it in there?
1597
01:34:24,575 --> 01:34:27,327
No.
No? Okay.
Then shut your pie hole
1598
01:34:27,411 --> 01:34:30,497
and listen to me
when I say that I am finished
1599
01:34:30,581 --> 01:34:33,500
with the checking-of-the-bags
conversation!
1600
01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:37,504
Sir, we have a policy
on this airline that if
a bag is this large, we...
1601
01:34:37,588 --> 01:34:40,507
Get your grubby little paws
off of my bag, okay?
1602
01:34:40,591 --> 01:34:43,843
It's not like I have a bomb
in here. It's not like
I want to blow up the plane.
1603
01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:47,222
I wanna stow my bag
according to your
safety regulations.
1604
01:34:47,306 --> 01:34:49,474
Sir, sir...
If you would take a second
1605
01:34:49,558 --> 01:34:51,726
and take the little sticks
out of your head
and clean out your ears,
1606
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,812
maybe you would see
that I'm a person
who has feelings,
1607
01:34:53,896 --> 01:34:56,064
and all I have to do
is do what I wanna do!
1608
01:34:56,148 --> 01:34:59,859
All I wanna do is hold onto
my bag and not listen to you!
1609
01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:03,530
The only way that I would
ever let go of my bag would be
if you came over here now
1610
01:35:03,614 --> 01:35:05,865
and tried to pry it
from my dead,
lifeless fingers.
1611
01:35:06,283 --> 01:35:10,286
Okay? If you can get it
from my kung fu grip,
then you can have it.
1612
01:35:10,371 --> 01:35:12,706
Okay? Otherwise,
step off, bitch.
1613
01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:14,040
(GASPS)
1614
01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:17,460
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
1615
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:18,878
You got him?
1616
01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,130
Yeah.
1617
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:29,597
Hey. Hey!
You can't leave
your vehicle unattended.
1618
01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:30,682
Tow it.
1619
01:35:31,142 --> 01:35:33,727
I've got a plane full
of people saying you
threatened that stewardess.
1620
01:35:33,811 --> 01:35:35,270
I was not threatening her.
1621
01:35:35,354 --> 01:35:37,731
I was trying to get my bag
into the overhead
storage thing.
1622
01:35:37,815 --> 01:35:40,442
You were acting like a maniac,
and you threatened her
with a bomb!
1623
01:35:40,526 --> 01:35:42,652
I said I didn't have a bomb!
You said "bomb."
1624
01:35:42,737 --> 01:35:44,070
I said, "It's not like
I have a bomb."
1625
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:45,613
You said "bomb"
on an airplane.
1626
01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:47,365
What's wrong with saying
"bomb" on an airplane?
1627
01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:49,033
You can't say "bomb"
on an airplane.
1628
01:35:49,118 --> 01:35:53,204
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb! You gonna arrest me?
1629
01:35:53,289 --> 01:35:54,706
You assaulted
an airline employee...
1630
01:35:54,790 --> 01:35:56,249
What if I was a bombardier?
1631
01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:58,084
I got enough to put you away
for a few years!
1632
01:35:58,169 --> 01:35:59,169
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
1633
01:35:59,253 --> 01:36:02,964
Norm. Take five.
We got a specialist here.
1634
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:05,717
Bye, Norm.
1635
01:36:11,348 --> 01:36:14,392
Oh, shit. How'd you get here?
1636
01:36:14,477 --> 01:36:16,394
I'm everywhere, Focker.
1637
01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:18,521
I didn't do anything, Jack.
1638
01:36:18,606 --> 01:36:20,064
Yeah, I know.
1639
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,609
Well, then tell these guys
that I'm not a terrorist.
1640
01:36:22,693 --> 01:36:26,488
Listen, Focker. I'm not gonna
tell anybody anything until
you answer some questions.
1641
01:36:26,572 --> 01:36:29,407
Unless you want to spend
the next couple of years
of your life in prison,
1642
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:30,992
you better goddamn
well tell me the truth.
1643
01:36:31,076 --> 01:36:33,703
No more lies. You understand?
No more lies.
1644
01:36:34,789 --> 01:36:36,456
Did you do this?
Just answer the questions.
1645
01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:37,707
Did you have me
taken off of that airplane?
1646
01:36:37,792 --> 01:36:38,958
Just answer the question.
1647
01:36:39,043 --> 01:36:41,002
Put your hands
over there. That's it.
1648
01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:43,421
You're sick, you know that?
1649
01:36:46,926 --> 01:36:49,636
Is your name
Gaylord Focker? Yes or no?
1650
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:50,804
Yes.
1651
01:36:50,888 --> 01:36:53,723
Are you a male nurse?
Yes.
1652
01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:55,642
Are you a pothead?
No.
1653
01:36:55,726 --> 01:36:58,061
Have you ever smoked pot?
Yes.
1654
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:02,565
Did you spray-paint
the tail of a cat to
pass him off as Mr. Jinx?
1655
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:03,942
Yes.
1656
01:37:04,026 --> 01:37:06,736
Did you do that because
you desperately were
seeking my approval?
1657
01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:07,821
Yes.
1658
01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:09,405
Because you
love my daughter Pam?
1659
01:37:09,490 --> 01:37:10,532
Yes.
1660
01:37:10,616 --> 01:37:12,450
Do you wanna marry her?
1661
01:37:14,286 --> 01:37:16,287
Do you want to marry her?
1662
01:37:18,624 --> 01:37:21,584
I did, until I met you.
1663
01:37:23,170 --> 01:37:24,921
What does that mean?
1664
01:37:25,130 --> 01:37:28,758
I love your daughter, Jack.
I love her more than anything.
1665
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:33,096
But frankly, sir,
I'm a little terrified
of being your son-in-law.
1666
01:37:33,681 --> 01:37:35,682
This whole weekend
has given me a lot of doubts
1667
01:37:35,766 --> 01:37:38,476
about whether or not
I could even survive
in your family.
1668
01:37:42,565 --> 01:37:45,275
I think you've got
some serious issues.
1669
01:37:46,944 --> 01:37:50,321
If I lighten up,
would you consider
marrying my daughter?
1670
01:37:50,406 --> 01:37:52,574
Would you lighten up a lot?
1671
01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:55,743
Yeah.
Yes or no?
1672
01:37:55,828 --> 01:37:57,036
Yes.
1673
01:37:57,121 --> 01:38:00,164
Would you let me and Pam
live our lives and
not interfere all the time?
1674
01:38:00,249 --> 01:38:03,042
I promise not to interfere
in your lives all the time.
1675
01:38:03,127 --> 01:38:05,628
Will you stop making fun of me
for being a nurse?
1676
01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:09,048
Could you at least try,
maybe, to consider
another profession?
1677
01:38:09,133 --> 01:38:10,300
Jack, yes or no?
1678
01:38:10,384 --> 01:38:11,885
Ever?
No!
1679
01:38:11,969 --> 01:38:13,469
Okay, yes.
1680
01:38:13,721 --> 01:38:16,306
Would you let me and Pam sleep
in the same room?
1681
01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:19,475
Don't push it, Focker.
You're in a real mess.
1682
01:38:22,438 --> 01:38:24,397
If you married my daughter,
would you support her
1683
01:38:24,481 --> 01:38:26,691
in the way
that she deserves
to be supported?
1684
01:38:26,775 --> 01:38:28,026
Yes.
1685
01:38:28,110 --> 01:38:30,653
Would you be honest
and faithful to her?
1686
01:38:31,113 --> 01:38:32,488
Yes.
1687
01:38:32,573 --> 01:38:36,534
Will you devote yourself
entirely to her
for the rest of your life?
1688
01:38:37,077 --> 01:38:38,453
Of course.
1689
01:38:39,955 --> 01:38:41,456
Gaylord Focker,
1690
01:38:43,959 --> 01:38:45,877
will you be my son-in-law?
1691
01:38:52,051 --> 01:38:53,384
(DOOR OPENING)
1692
01:39:07,858 --> 01:39:09,192
Greg?
1693
01:39:10,110 --> 01:39:11,903
I thought you were
going back to Chicago?
1694
01:39:11,987 --> 01:39:14,864
Yeah, well, we had
a little plane trouble.
1695
01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:17,325
Plus, your dad caught up
with me at the airport.
1696
01:39:18,202 --> 01:39:19,369
No. Don't worry.
1697
01:39:19,453 --> 01:39:21,955
It's okay. We worked out
a lot of our issues.
1698
01:39:22,706 --> 01:39:25,625
You and my dad worked out
a lot of your issues?
1699
01:39:25,709 --> 01:39:29,545
Yeah. First he gave me his
little human lie detector
thing, but I passed.
1700
01:39:30,422 --> 01:39:31,589
Good.
1701
01:39:32,007 --> 01:39:34,133
Yeah, and...
1702
01:39:35,386 --> 01:39:37,053
Then he proposed.
1703
01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:42,558
Are you feeling all right?
1704
01:39:44,395 --> 01:39:47,897
Listen. This weekend
was a nightmare.
1705
01:39:49,024 --> 01:39:50,817
I had this whole
elaborate plan,
1706
01:39:50,901 --> 01:39:54,862
and then somewhere between
giving your sister a black eye
1707
01:39:54,947 --> 01:39:58,574
and setting the house on fire,
it kind of went off track.
1708
01:40:00,911 --> 01:40:03,746
I just... I love you.
I love you so much.
1709
01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:10,003
I think he's
about to do it, Jack.
1710
01:40:10,087 --> 01:40:12,755
Come on, honey.
Give them some privacy.
1711
01:40:14,758 --> 01:40:16,718
...and I think if
we can get through
1712
01:40:17,928 --> 01:40:21,514
what we got through in
the last 48 hours, we could
get through anything.
1713
01:40:22,766 --> 01:40:24,392
I think so too.
1714
01:40:24,476 --> 01:40:27,270
And, Greg, I don't...
Wait. Hang on a second.
1715
01:40:27,479 --> 01:40:30,106
Mr. Jinx? Mew, mew, mew, mew.
1716
01:40:30,190 --> 01:40:32,358
Mew, mew, mew, mew.
1717
01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:40,533
That's a ring.
1718
01:40:41,452 --> 01:40:45,246
I like to think of it
as a little circle of trust.
1719
01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:49,000
Pam?
1720
01:40:50,961 --> 01:40:52,962
Will you marry me?
Yes.
1721
01:40:54,298 --> 01:41:01,179
Yes.
1722
01:41:02,639 --> 01:41:05,016
Attaboy, Greg!
1723
01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:08,978
That "circle of trust" thing?
That's mine.
1724
01:41:11,690 --> 01:41:15,193
Well, looks like we got
another wedding to plan.
1725
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:18,237
Yep. Just gotta do
one more thing.
What's that?
1726
01:41:18,322 --> 01:41:19,781
Meet his parents.
1727
01:41:21,116 --> 01:41:23,034
Jack...
Honey, relax.
1728
01:41:23,118 --> 01:41:25,995
I'm sure they're wonderful,
fascinating people.
1729
01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:28,498
Good night, Jack.
1730
01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:39,801
I mean, they'd have to be,
right, to name their son
Gaylord Focker?
1731
01:41:41,428 --> 01:41:42,720
(SIGHS)
1732
01:41:43,263 --> 01:41:47,058
Do you, Deborah Byrnes,
take Robert Banks to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
1733
01:41:47,142 --> 01:41:48,851
DEBBIE: Yes. I mean, I do.
1734
01:41:48,936 --> 01:41:50,937
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1735
01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:12,208
Let's just see if you
really can flush the toilet,
Jinxy.
1736
01:42:37,943 --> 01:42:40,695
I knew it.
Oh! Shit!
1737
01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:44,157
I knew it.
1738
01:42:44,741 --> 01:42:46,200
Damn it!
1739
01:42:53,083 --> 01:42:56,210
That's my future son-in-law.
What do you think?
1740
01:42:56,670 --> 01:42:58,087
Hello, Jack.
1741
01:42:59,256 --> 01:43:01,716
Oh, look at that.
Nice Jack. Hi.
1742
01:43:02,009 --> 01:43:03,759
What's that, Jack? What?
1743
01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:05,928
You're a big, bad C.I.A. man,
huh?
1744
01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:09,724
Did they teach you that
in the C.I.A.?
They teach you that?
1745
01:43:10,184 --> 01:43:12,351
Oh, yeah. What's that,
Jack? What?
1746
01:43:12,436 --> 01:43:16,731
Yeah, you thought Puff was
just the name of
the boy's magical dragon?
1747
01:43:17,107 --> 01:43:18,983
Not too quick on
the uptake, huh, Jack?
1748
01:43:19,067 --> 01:43:22,612
Why don't you ask Denny who's
puffing the magic dragon?
Not onto that one, huh?
1749
01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:25,781
Surprising for a big
C.I.A. pulse detector.
1750
01:43:26,283 --> 01:43:29,202
Hey, hey,
check my pulse
on this question, Jack.
1751
01:43:29,286 --> 01:43:31,454
Do I think
you're a psycho? Yes.
1752
01:43:31,663 --> 01:43:35,041
What? Oh, you like
my little gift?
1753
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:37,793
What? The Jerusalem what?
1754
01:43:37,961 --> 01:43:41,047
What? I can't hear you.
Jerusalem toodle-oo-poosey,
poosley-loo?
1755
01:43:41,131 --> 01:43:44,217
What? What?
Oh, you don't know
shit about flowers.
1756
01:43:44,509 --> 01:43:46,010
What's that?
You want me to what?
1757
01:43:46,094 --> 01:43:48,095
You have another question?
Sure. I got
one question for you.
1758
01:43:48,180 --> 01:43:50,139
It's can you deal with that?
1759
01:43:59,316 --> 01:44:02,109
(MAN SINGING)
When you're a fool in love
1760
01:44:04,238 --> 01:44:07,740
Seems like the skies
are always gray
1761
01:44:08,659 --> 01:44:12,578
You turn around
There's someone in your way
1762
01:44:12,663 --> 01:44:16,082
And it's you
And you're in love
1763
01:44:17,501 --> 01:44:21,003
Never another spring
for you
1764
01:44:22,547 --> 01:44:25,633
Never a robin
to sing for you
1765
01:44:27,010 --> 01:44:30,346
You're out there
on your own
1766
01:44:30,514 --> 01:44:34,684
When you're
a fool in love
1767
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:41,899
(WOMAN SINGING I N FRENCH)
1768
01:45:53,597 --> 01:45:57,099
(MAN SINGING)
Never another spring for you
1769
01:46:03,023 --> 01:46:06,275
You're out there
on your own
1770
01:46:06,526 --> 01:46:10,780
BOTH:
When you're a fool in love