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All right, boys.
Here we go.
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Nice and easy.
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Oh, man, Mitch,
if you weren't here...
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Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.
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Are you Batman?
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Sure, pal.
Just bigger and browner.
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All right, boys,
get him in.
Have a good run, Mitch.
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All right, Steph.
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- Yeah, Mitch.
- Yo, Eros.
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How's it looking out there?
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Lippers are feebs today.
Just eggy.
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Ah, eggy beyond, brah.
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Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.
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Good call, brah.
Come on.
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All right, brah-brah!
It's just brah.
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I told you,
you don't have to
do this every day.
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I want to. You saved
my sister's life.
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All right. Well, listen,
tomorrow make my pecs
a little bigger.
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And don't cover up
my front bump.
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You got it.
Huge dick.
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Big dick.
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Yo, ellerbee.
Hey, Mitch.
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Hey, come on, man,
why don't you leave
my boys alone,
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and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?
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What are you saying,
that I need to work out?
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That I'm, what,
looking smaller?
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I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.
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If I had a sister,
I'd introduce you
to her, man.
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You all right,
all right.
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Wait, was that sarcastic?
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Like calling
a tall guy "shorty"?
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Damn it,
he always does that to me.
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I heard he invented Google
and gave it all to charity.
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Man, I heard
he invented the cure
for the common cold.
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He ain't superman, he's
a damn county lifeguard.
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Grown man wears
spandex to work.
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So does superman.
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Hey, fuck you!
Get off my beach!
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I don't even have to
stretch to guard you.
Let's go.
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Nothing, nothing,
nothing.
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Ahh! Not on
my beach, Arian!
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What up, vern?
What's up, Mitch?
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He saved my Nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?
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Every time he jogs by.
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Literally,
every single time.
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Hi, Mitch.
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Flakka. Jesus.
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Hey, what's up, buddy?
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Hey, Mitch.
Hey, can I see that?
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Ah...
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Where'd you get this?
Right there.
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Right there, huh?
Is this the only one?
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All right.
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Okay, I get that you
have to test for
image stabilization,
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but why'd we have to
come to the beach?
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Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.
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Well, I'm sorry, man,
but the beach is important,
okay? It's, uh...
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It's, you know,
the wind and the, uh...
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Just...
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Oh...
I get it.
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I get it now,
okay. I get it.
Who... what, c.J.?
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No, I didn't even know
she was working
on the beach today.
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"I didn't know c.J.
Was working."
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Shut up, Dave.
Hey, Ronnie.
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Ha...
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It's Ronnie, right?
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What the fuck?
Yeah, it's Ronnie.
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I'm Dave.
Hi, Dave.
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Nice to meet you.
C.J. How you doing?
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I'm doing all right.
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You're trying out today,
right?
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I saw your name
on the board.
That's how I...
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Say...
Say something.
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Kinda feel like
this is your year.
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Stop that.
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Okay. Um...
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Well, I'll see you
at tryouts.
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Eh...
All right, c.J.
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She came up to you,
she was
very nice and warm.
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And you handled it
really smoothly.
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Really?
Fuck, no.
That was awkward.
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Did you have a stroke?
It felt
like you had a stroke.
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Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
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And not a single fuck
was given.
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Ooh!
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Hey, Ronnie.
Oh, hey, Steph.
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Welcome back.
Thanks.
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Third time's
a charm, right?
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Yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm...
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Hey.
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I'm more motivated
than ever.
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So you're going
to make me
guess your name?
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I was actually just
going to ask you
the same thing.
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Okay. Look, you're hot.
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I may resist for a while,
but we both know
eventually I'll give in.
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So why don't
we just skip that.
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Why don't you put
a baby in me?
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Now.
You know, honestly...
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I was thinking
dinner first.
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But we could try
the baby thing,
if you want.
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You are trying.
Way too hard.
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Trying's the best part.
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Summer.
Hi.
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I couldn't sleep
last night.
I am so excited.
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Hey, it's your day
today, summer.
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Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
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Hey, fresh face.
You here for
the qualifiers?
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Uh, no, no,
I'm not trying out.
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I'm actually
already on the team.
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You're already
on this team?
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I'm Matt Brody.
Ready for duty.
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"Ready for duty"?
Oh, okay.
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Um, you got any papers
or anything like that?
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I do. There you go.
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Oh, it's a permission slip.
Literally. "Dear Mitch,
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"i am pleased
to write you on behalf
of Mr. Matt Brody."
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Right. Well,
no free passes.
Yeah. Whoa.
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At all. Yeah, 'cause
i don't give a shit.
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I legit needed those
for my taxes.
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What you need is to
understand that if you're
going to be on this team,
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Yeah. So, why don't
we start this
whole thing over,
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just like gentlemen?
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Where you from,
one direction?
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Um... Iowa?
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Iowa?
You heard of it?
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Yeah,
i know what it is.
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New kids on the block
here is from Iowa.
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And, uh, he says
he's already on the team.
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Yeah.
Doesn't have
to try out.
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Really?
Yeah, absolutely.
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Let me ask you this...
A lot of oceans in Iowa?
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No, just ponds and lakes
and cocky pretty boys,
apparently.
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Uh-huh.
Cocky pretty boys.
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Hey, Mitch,
what happened to that
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last pretty boy recruit
we had?
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He died.
R.I.P.
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Are you guys being
serious right now?
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I honestly can't tell.
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You show up here,
matching bathing suits.
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What is this,
"lifeguard hazing"?
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I'm Matt Brody.
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I hold the world record
in the 200 meter.
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Two gold medals.
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Hey! Matt Brody.
Matt Brody.
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Yes, yes.
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Absolutely.
And we still
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don't give a fuck.
Don't give a fuck.
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No, fresh out.
Fresh out of fucks.
Yeah.
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Okay, that ocean out
there has riptides
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that'll tear your
little mangina in two.
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My mangina?
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So you are being serious.
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Dead serious,
right now, nsync,
all right?
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This ain't no little
fucking pond out of Iowa.
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you want to be here
on this team,
on our team,
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you're gonna
have to earn it.
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Look, I get it.
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You're big, sasquatch.
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But I'm fast.
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Really fucking fast.
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Which is
why somebody important
thinks I belong here.
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So when you two figure out
who the fuck I am,
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you can find me
on the beach.
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See you.
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Did that really
just happen?
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It did.
He slapped me.
Wow.
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Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,
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like a woman.
No offense.
None taken.
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You know what, man?
I gotta tell you,
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I'm feeling really good
about this year.
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You know
what I'm saying?
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Good luck out there, man.
Good luck.
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And if you need
some extra motivation...
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Looking at it
right there.
Hey...
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You okay?
Help! C.J., help!
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My friend
is choking! Help!
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No, not c.J.
Not c.J. No, no!
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Are you okay?
You're choking.
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Oh, god.
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Are you okay?
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Ronnie.
You're gonna
be just fine.
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What?
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Ah! Thank you!
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Ronnie, are you okay?
Oh, yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, yeah.
No, don't touch,
don't touch.
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Okay.
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I'm so good.
You did good, good, good work.
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Good job.
Thank you, you can go now.
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Okay, um,
drink some water...
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Thank you so much.
Okay.
...I guess.
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Dave?
Yeah.
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How does it look?
How does what look?
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Down there.
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Does not look good at all.
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Looks like your dick
is trapped between
two slats of wood.
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Okay, I just...
Fuck, I can't reach it.
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I just need you to get down
there and just pop it out.
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No, I can't do that at all.
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Come on, I just need you...
You grab that dick
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and you push it out.
No, no.
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Okay. Hi.
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We're going to
deflate the situation
together. Okay?
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Okay.
Focus.
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Think about things
that turn you off.
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Maybe like, um...
Like your grandma's
underwear?
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Mmm-mmm. Not working.
No? Okay, cool.
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Maybe, like...
Ostriches.
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Guys, still stuck.
Mitch, hey, need you.
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No, no, not Mitch.
Don't bring Mitch over.
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Hey.
Hey, Mitch is here.
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Ronnie, you pumped about
the qualifiers, buddy?
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You know it, man.
I'm just, um... I'm really...
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Really excited to quit
my double major in robotics
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and computer science
and really, really do
something with my life.
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You don't need
to look down there.
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Do not touch me
right now.
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Not even touching you.
Okay.
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Wow. Okay.
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Looks like you got
your beef
and your biscuits
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stuck down there.
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It's gonna be okay.
I've been through it, too.
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Not a big deal.
Really?
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Yeah, absolutely.
I was stuck in a woman
for hours once.
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Couldn't get out.
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Totally the same, yeah?
It's the same thing.
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Stuck junk
is stuck junk. Okay.
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All right, buddy,
we're gonna have to, uh,
flash-freeze your Johnson.
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No, no, it's okay,
it's okay, I got it.
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Look, it's okay.
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- Oh, my god.
- Nope. Still stuck.
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I mean, if you think
about it, it's
a good thing, right?
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Congratulations.
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Hey, uh, how
you feeling, sport?
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Better,
but could we get
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some sort of perimeter
going for the crowd?
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Nah. Nobody's looking.
Just us.
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God, you're lying.
That's a lot of people.
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Mitch, I can't get
the swelling to go down.
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All right.
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We're going to have
to pull it out.
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- Pull it?
- Yeah.
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Just like pulling
a tooth.
What?
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Don't you touch
my dick!
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I'm okay.
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Ronnie,
are you okay?
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Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
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I'm proud of you,
Ronnie.
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Fuck you, Dave.
You're my worst friend.
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Captain, uh, I need to
talk to you about this...
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Yeah, Mitch. Look,
you're just in time.
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I want you to
watch something.
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Check this out.
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Matt Brody,
U.S. swimmer, sex symbol
and adrenaline junkie.
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How do I define myself?
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80% trill and 30% dope.
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People think I'm crazy,
that I'm out of control.
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How do you think
I got all this gold?
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may have worked
for his individual events,
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but when it came to the relay,
Brody blew it for the team.
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Usa is in
the lead for the team relay
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and Brody's in the water
to anchor.
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Oh, my god!
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Looks like he just
vomited in the pool.
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After a night
of partying in rio
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led to a streak of
bad luck in the pool,
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Brody was dubbed
the "vomit comet."
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How do you feel
about losing a medal
for your teammates?
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There's no "i" in "team."
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But there is a "me."
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Are you dyslexic?
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I'm Caucasian.
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This is the guy you think
is a good PR opportunity
for us?
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Wow. Right?
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He's reckless,
he's insubordinate.
Come on.
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Which is why
we can afford him.
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Come on, Mitch.
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The guy's only here
because
he took a plea deal.
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A plea deal?
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For what?
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The specifics
aren't important.
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What's important is that
we are his community service.
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Come on. He's a train wreck.
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With two gold medals.
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How many gold medals
do you have?
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Probably zero. Okay?
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Brody is an American hero with
the face of a Swedish model.
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There's more to this job
than just swimming.
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You know that.
Yeah,
there's also politics.
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Now, look, Mitch,
let's be honest.
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We're staring into
the abyss here.
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City council's already
cut our funding again.
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What the council wants
and what the bay needs
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are two different things.
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I found more flakka
this morning.
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Clearly, we have
new dealers in the bay.
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And this shit is like
bath salts on meth.
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Wow, flakka?
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Good work, Mitch.
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I'll turn this over
to the police.
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Hey, look.
This new guy of yours?
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He's not ready for
this kind of trouble.
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He doesn't need to be,
and neither do you. Okay?
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It's not your job.
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It's the busiest time
of the year.
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I need you out there
shining for me.
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All right, I'll do it.
Yes!
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But he's got to pass
qualifiers first.
17:13.400 --> 17:15.166
You got it.
Which should be easy
17:15.168 --> 17:17.301
considering he's the
"best swimmer in the world."
17:17.303 --> 17:18.503
Right?
17:19.571 --> 17:21.305
Good afternoon,
councilman.
17:21.307 --> 17:24.375
Good afternoon.
So, how is our progress?
17:24.676 --> 17:27.678
Most of the council has
signed off on your terms.
17:27.680 --> 17:28.713
Good.
17:28.715 --> 17:30.181
And the rest are
almost there.
17:30.183 --> 17:31.649
"Almost"?
17:31.651 --> 17:34.585
Ugh. Councilman,
17:34.587 --> 17:38.656
you seem like the kind of
man who knows how to
seize an opportunity.
17:39.625 --> 17:40.691
Me, too.
17:40.693 --> 17:45.196
Back home,
my younger brother was given
the family business to run
17:45.198 --> 17:47.698
when clearly
i had the business gene.
17:47.700 --> 17:49.534
Why? Because I'm a woman.
17:50.502 --> 17:52.303
So I came to America,
17:52.305 --> 17:56.340
the land of opportunity,
because
everything is fair here.
17:56.742 --> 17:58.509
But who's to say anymore?
17:58.511 --> 18:00.745
I have a point to prove,
councilman.
18:02.514 --> 18:04.682
And I'm here to create
an opportunity for you.
18:14.226 --> 18:15.760
I'm sure
they'll come around.
18:16.495 --> 18:18.529
I'm sure they will, too.
18:22.367 --> 18:24.435
Why does she always
look like she's running
in slo-mo?
18:24.437 --> 18:25.636
You see it, too?
18:28.640 --> 18:31.242
She always looks wet.
But not too wet.
18:31.244 --> 18:32.310
Right.
18:34.179 --> 18:36.380
She's the reason
i believe in god.
18:36.382 --> 18:38.282
Hey, how's your dick?
18:38.550 --> 18:39.784
Oh, uh, it's good,
you know...
18:39.786 --> 18:41.352
It's better,
you know...
18:42.121 --> 18:44.122
It's just ready
for action.
18:44.124 --> 18:45.490
Okay.
Okay.
18:45.492 --> 18:46.657
Okay.
18:46.659 --> 18:48.559
I got my dick stuck
in a chair earlier.
18:48.561 --> 18:49.794
What? You did?
Yeah.
18:49.796 --> 18:51.262
You haven't heard
about this?
18:51.264 --> 18:53.231
Yeah, I heard.
Everybody's heard.
18:53.399 --> 18:59.270
You know, baywatch proudly
accepts only one new
recruit every year.
18:59.272 --> 19:00.671
But the good news for you
19:00.673 --> 19:03.541
is that this year,
we've got three open spots.
19:03.543 --> 19:06.644
Now without further ado,
I'd like to turn it over
to the man
19:06.646 --> 19:08.579
who has 500 career saves.
19:08.581 --> 19:10.815
Give it up for
lieutenant Mitch buchannon.
19:13.886 --> 19:16.754
All right,
thank you.
Thank you.
19:17.289 --> 19:19.924
Baywatch is
the elite of the elite.
19:20.359 --> 19:23.427
Our team's commitment
to protecting
the bay at all costs
19:23.429 --> 19:25.429
is the reason why
the single mom behind me
19:25.431 --> 19:27.865
feels very comfortable
letting her two kids run
19:27.867 --> 19:29.300
right into the water
unaccompanied.
19:32.305 --> 19:33.704
Thanks, Mitch.
That's right.
19:33.706 --> 19:36.340
And baywatch works
because we follow rules.
19:36.342 --> 19:39.310
We follow rules because
if we don't, people die.
19:39.479 --> 19:43.548
and you doze off at your desk
one day, no big deal.
19:43.916 --> 19:46.384
You slack off here...
Say it with me...
19:46.652 --> 19:48.386
People die.
19:48.887 --> 19:50.755
So here's the thing,
if you've come to baywatch
19:50.757 --> 19:53.658
on your little motorcycle,
thinking you're cool,
19:53.660 --> 19:55.626
trying to work on
your killer tan...
19:55.628 --> 19:57.795
Well, you need to find
another beach to go to.
19:57.797 --> 19:59.463
But if you've come
to sacrifice
19:59.465 --> 20:01.666
for something
much bigger
than yourself,
20:01.668 --> 20:02.934
this is the beach for you.
20:04.803 --> 20:07.471
But you're gonna have to
get through this first. C.J.?
20:07.673 --> 20:09.207
Yeah! C.J.!
20:09.209 --> 20:12.276
There are tons of qualities
that make a great lifeguard.
20:12.278 --> 20:14.212
Today, we're gonna
test all of them
20:14.214 --> 20:16.547
in a grueling
obstacle course
we like to call
20:16.549 --> 20:17.815
"the absentee father."
20:18.350 --> 20:20.484
He's tough. Brutal, even.
20:20.486 --> 20:22.820
His presence
in your life is brief,
but it will scar you
20:22.822 --> 20:25.856
and instill a toughness
in you that will carry
you through birthdays,
20:26.225 --> 20:29.227
christmases and even
"bring your dad
to school day"
20:29.229 --> 20:30.795
when your mom has
to put on
a fake moustache
20:30.797 --> 20:32.730
just so you can fit in
with the other kids.
20:33.765 --> 20:34.899
All right.
20:34.901 --> 20:36.434
Thank you, c.J.
20:36.436 --> 20:37.902
Thank you.
20:37.904 --> 20:40.705
So get out there, kick ass
and make us proud.
20:40.707 --> 20:41.872
Go, baywatch.
20:54.519 --> 20:55.586
On your mark.
20:57.923 --> 20:59.357
Get set!
21:15.807 --> 21:17.608
This is baywatch, people!
21:17.610 --> 21:18.843
- Kick those legs!
- Let's go!
21:18.845 --> 21:21.412
Listen to what she's saying.
21:21.414 --> 21:22.513
Keep it going!
Keep it going!
21:22.515 --> 21:23.814
You are guppies!
21:23.816 --> 21:27.418
- Pick it up, folks.
- Move those legs!
21:29.021 --> 21:30.721
Who's your daddy now?
21:30.723 --> 21:31.956
Come on, guys!
21:37.729 --> 21:39.530
Come on, guys!
Let's go!
21:39.765 --> 21:41.699
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
21:41.900 --> 21:44.302
Let's go!
You got this! Come on!
21:44.970 --> 21:46.871
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
21:46.873 --> 21:48.506
Up and over!
21:50.310 --> 21:53.411
Let's go, come on!
Way to hustle! Come on,
you're almost there!
21:55.380 --> 21:56.881
Kid's really got
no quit in him.
21:58.584 --> 22:00.651
Attaboy, Ronnie!
Great job!
22:00.653 --> 22:01.719
Great!
22:10.330 --> 22:12.563
You know,
you wanna be
on our team,
22:12.565 --> 22:14.098
you're gonna have
to pass this course.
22:14.100 --> 22:16.434
We all do.
Look. Mitch, right?
22:16.436 --> 22:18.536
Lieutenant to you.
"Lieutenant"?
22:19.638 --> 22:20.938
Like in the army?
22:21.940 --> 22:23.908
Let me save you
some time. Okay?
22:24.609 --> 22:27.845
You're not gonna be
my big brother here
and put me on the right path.
22:27.847 --> 22:29.113
It doesn't work
like that.
22:29.115 --> 22:32.650
I got where I am today
completely by myself.
22:32.652 --> 22:34.418
So how about you
let me do my job,
22:34.420 --> 22:36.420
and I'll tell you
where to send my checks?
22:36.621 --> 22:40.091
You know,
sharks always swim slowly.
22:41.460 --> 22:43.361
Until they need to attack.
22:43.363 --> 22:44.528
Thank you for
that cryptic
22:44.530 --> 22:45.896
and totally irrelevant
piece of information.
22:46.064 --> 22:47.631
What are you,
aquaman?
22:47.633 --> 22:51.535
'Cause I'm really confused
with what
we've been talking about.
22:51.537 --> 22:55.039
You afraid I'm gonna kick
your little mermaid ass
22:55.041 --> 22:57.708
all over this course
in front of
all these people?
22:57.943 --> 22:59.677
I mean,
now you're gonna
have to beat me
22:59.679 --> 23:01.712
on the big boy's course,
Princess.
23:47.859 --> 23:48.959
Whoo!
23:48.961 --> 23:50.694
Well, that was cute.
23:50.696 --> 23:52.430
Probably in record time.
Yeah?
23:52.432 --> 23:54.432
The problem is,
that's not the course.
23:54.434 --> 23:55.466
That's not the course?
23:55.468 --> 23:58.068
We're gonna go over
to the real course,
23:58.070 --> 23:59.937
and if you beat me
over there,
23:59.939 --> 24:01.705
not only are you
on the team,
24:01.707 --> 24:03.107
but I won't fuck
with you anymore
24:03.109 --> 24:04.442
and I'll call you
by your real name.
24:04.444 --> 24:05.509
Oh, really?
24:18.723 --> 24:20.591
Yeah!
24:32.637 --> 24:33.871
Refrigerators?
24:33.873 --> 24:37.475
...98, 99, 100!
24:41.146 --> 24:43.948
Ahhh!
24:46.485 --> 24:47.685
Whoo!
24:49.955 --> 24:51.822
That was
bullshit, Mitch.
24:52.492 --> 24:55.793
Because you were showboating.
You want to be a lifeguard,
24:55.795 --> 24:56.961
you gotta learn to
conserve your energy.
24:57.262 --> 24:58.629
Conserve my energy?
24:59.799 --> 25:01.265
No!
25:02.167 --> 25:04.635
Help! My kids!
25:04.637 --> 25:06.170
Lifeguard tower one!
25:41.106 --> 25:42.273
Help!
25:46.545 --> 25:48.045
Look out! Look out!
25:50.582 --> 25:52.082
We're on the go!
25:52.084 --> 25:53.284
Come on, move!
25:53.286 --> 25:54.718
Yo, move!
25:54.720 --> 25:56.554
Watch it!
Move, move, move!
25:59.958 --> 26:01.158
Hey, look out!
26:02.093 --> 26:03.761
Lady, get out of the way!
26:16.174 --> 26:18.576
My kids!
Ma'am, everything's okay.
26:18.578 --> 26:20.177
I'm here to save you.
My name is Matt Brody.
26:21.280 --> 26:23.314
Somebody help!
Ma'am, stop it!
26:23.316 --> 26:25.249
I can't save you if
you're being a dick!
26:27.919 --> 26:29.653
- Where are the other two?
- "Other two"?
26:29.655 --> 26:30.754
Oh, shit.
26:41.866 --> 26:43.067
Here you go. Here you go.
Okay.
26:43.802 --> 26:44.969
Take him.
26:48.340 --> 26:49.807
You're okay.
26:50.742 --> 26:51.976
Come on.
26:51.978 --> 26:53.844
Breathe for me.
Come on, big man.
26:53.846 --> 26:54.878
Come on.
26:58.249 --> 26:59.650
We'll set you down
right here.
26:59.652 --> 27:01.852
Good. Let's get you
over. Attaboy.
27:03.355 --> 27:05.189
Brody, stop!
One, two, three...
27:05.191 --> 27:07.024
Brody, stop!
What? Why?
27:07.026 --> 27:08.359
Her airway's blocked.
27:13.031 --> 27:15.299
Okay, breathe.
C.J., she good?
27:16.735 --> 27:18.068
Steph, how is she?
She's all right.
27:19.004 --> 27:20.337
You're gonna be good.
27:20.339 --> 27:21.772
Give me some.
27:21.774 --> 27:22.973
Let's get you
to your mom.
27:32.318 --> 27:36.253
We want to thank you for
a great year of qualifiers.
27:36.255 --> 27:39.023
For those of you who don't
go on and become trainees,
27:39.025 --> 27:42.026
we wanna thank you,
we expect to
see you next year.
27:42.028 --> 27:44.962
To the trainees
who made it,
congratulations.
27:49.167 --> 27:50.934
Oh, my god.
I made it.
27:50.936 --> 27:53.003
I made it!
Oh, my god.
27:53.005 --> 27:55.072
Thank you so much.
27:55.074 --> 27:56.373
You don't ever
have to thank me.
27:56.375 --> 27:57.675
You did this one
on your own.
27:57.677 --> 27:58.876
Thank you.
You're welcome.
27:59.811 --> 28:01.378
What the fuck?
That's my name.
28:02.347 --> 28:04.848
That's my name!
28:04.850 --> 28:06.216
Holy shit!
28:08.186 --> 28:10.187
Wait. Do not tell me
that I'm the tech guy.
28:10.189 --> 28:11.355
No!
28:11.357 --> 28:13.057
No, I chose you
because
you have heart,
28:13.059 --> 28:15.426
no quit and you leave it
all out on the beach.
28:15.860 --> 28:18.028
- Thanks, Mitch.
- Congratulations.
28:20.331 --> 28:21.899
Hey,
high school musical.
28:22.300 --> 28:23.434
You were reckless out there.
28:23.436 --> 28:26.970
Completely destroyed
a motorcycle,
which you stole.
28:26.972 --> 28:28.105
I didn't steal that.
28:28.107 --> 28:29.707
I commandeered it, okay?
28:29.709 --> 28:32.109
Because it was faster
and clearly had insurance.
28:32.111 --> 28:36.714
the lady that I saved,
she didn't seem to mind.
28:36.716 --> 28:37.915
Let me tell you
something, man,
28:37.917 --> 28:39.216
the rescues don't mean
a thing
28:39.218 --> 28:41.051
if you put other people
in danger. Okay?
28:41.053 --> 28:43.187
Now, I get it,
you're fast,
you're fearless.
28:43.189 --> 28:45.222
And I have to make you
a trainee, butterfly,
28:45.224 --> 28:46.256
but you got
a lot to learn.
28:46.258 --> 28:47.858
All right.
Thank you, lieutenant.
28:52.130 --> 28:53.197
All right,
listen up!
28:53.199 --> 28:55.332
Training begins at 0600.
28:55.334 --> 28:57.935
Hot wheels,
I'll see you back
here in the morning.
28:57.937 --> 28:59.069
Sure thing, lieutenant.
29:00.338 --> 29:01.839
Welcome to baywatch.
29:06.945 --> 29:09.046
Hey,
I'm so glad
i caught you all.
29:11.082 --> 29:12.750
I don't mean
to interrupt,
29:12.752 --> 29:14.952
but everyone on the beach
is talking about you guys.
29:15.153 --> 29:16.220
Thank you.
29:16.222 --> 29:18.889
Brody, that save
sounds incredible.
29:18.891 --> 29:20.791
Impulsive,
but incredible.
29:20.793 --> 29:22.326
Appreciate it.
See that?
29:22.328 --> 29:24.294
Ah, we're just doing
our jobs.
29:24.296 --> 29:25.362
Oh.
29:25.830 --> 29:27.931
Hey, guys, this is
Victoria Leeds,
29:27.933 --> 29:30.100
the new owner of
the Huntley club.
29:30.102 --> 29:33.036
Well, I just wanted
to invite all of you
29:33.038 --> 29:34.972
to the Huntley.
We're having
an open house.
29:34.974 --> 29:37.975
It's a kind of a "meet
the neighbors" thing.
29:37.977 --> 29:40.144
Look, I know that
the club's kind of
"fancy"
29:40.146 --> 29:42.379
and probably not
your scene,
29:42.814 --> 29:44.515
but you have
a standing invitation.
29:45.183 --> 29:47.918
Thank you.
We'll keep that in mind.
I'll meet you guys over there.
29:47.920 --> 29:49.820
Please, join us,
okay?
29:50.288 --> 29:51.789
Whoa!
29:51.791 --> 29:52.923
Easy.
Oh.
29:52.925 --> 29:54.458
You okay?
Yeah.
29:57.862 --> 30:00.063
I'll see you there?
See you then.
30:00.065 --> 30:01.465
Let's go, Frankie.
30:30.829 --> 30:32.029
Brody?
30:32.497 --> 30:34.331
Hey.
What are you doing?
30:34.333 --> 30:36.967
Nothing.
I was just, uh...
30:36.969 --> 30:38.368
You know, stargazing.
30:38.370 --> 30:39.837
Under a pier?
30:40.505 --> 30:42.105
Yeah. That way.
30:42.107 --> 30:46.410
and, um, I don't want
anyone on the team
sleeping outside, so...
30:46.412 --> 30:48.378
Yeah, come on.
You're coming with me.
Let's go.
30:48.380 --> 30:50.547
Brody, let's go,
i don't want to wait
for you. Come on.
30:50.549 --> 30:52.316
Thank you
again, so much.
30:52.318 --> 30:55.586
Yeah, no,
it's totally cool.
Don't worry about it.
30:55.588 --> 30:57.487
Oh, I forgot something
in my car.
30:57.489 --> 31:00.991
You sure Stephanie
won't mind? It's cool?
31:00.993 --> 31:03.026
It's cool.
She won't
mind at all.
31:03.028 --> 31:04.161
Thank you so much.
31:04.163 --> 31:05.996
This is really
cool of you guys.
31:05.998 --> 31:07.197
Mmm-hmm.
No problem.
31:07.532 --> 31:09.466
What the fuck?
31:12.871 --> 31:14.304
'Sup.
Hey.
31:14.306 --> 31:15.505
This is your house,
isn't it?
31:15.507 --> 31:17.975
Yeah, this is, um...
It's my house.
31:17.977 --> 31:19.009
Yeah.
31:19.011 --> 31:20.577
I assume you need
a place to crash.
31:20.579 --> 31:22.479
Yeah.
Come on in.
31:23.882 --> 31:25.649
Just like c.J.,
always picking up strays.
31:35.560 --> 31:37.995
Quit looking
at little Mitch!
It's creepy.
31:38.897 --> 31:40.664
Come and see where
you're gonna crash.
31:41.165 --> 31:42.266
There's your cot.
31:43.902 --> 31:46.169
Don't Jack off
on my sheets.
31:46.171 --> 31:47.271
Don't.
31:49.240 --> 31:51.174
I can't find my hermit crab.
31:51.176 --> 31:53.310
I think he ran out
earlier today.
31:53.312 --> 31:56.079
He's got short legs,
but he's got
a fast walk, so,
31:56.447 --> 31:59.116
if you'd keep eyes open,
I'd appreciate that.
32:00.451 --> 32:03.520
I will
start combing the beach
first thing at sunup.
32:05.056 --> 32:07.157
This is
echo bravo 153.
Go ahead.
32:07.159 --> 32:10.661
Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
turn the c.B. Off in my room?
32:10.663 --> 32:12.262
Jonas brother, listen to me.
32:12.264 --> 32:13.397
Get your beauty rest.
32:13.399 --> 32:15.565
We're starting bright
and early tomorrow.
32:23.608 --> 32:25.642
How was
your first riptide?
32:27.946 --> 32:29.112
It stings!
32:29.114 --> 32:31.014
That's just
the lactic acid.
32:31.016 --> 32:33.016
Actually, it's
the jellyfish
stuck to you.
32:35.187 --> 32:36.386
What the fuck?
32:38.390 --> 32:39.556
Oh, my god!
32:39.558 --> 32:41.024
One, two, three.
Cross.
32:41.026 --> 32:42.192
One, two, three.
32:42.194 --> 32:44.461
Keep your hands up.
One, two, duck! Again.
32:44.463 --> 32:45.963
One, two, duck!
32:45.965 --> 32:47.197
Nice!
32:53.538 --> 32:55.339
What you, uh...
What you doing
there, killer?
32:55.341 --> 32:57.107
Um, I don't know.
32:58.143 --> 33:00.444
I don't know.
Okay.
33:00.446 --> 33:03.213
Honestly,
i don't even know
what I'm doing here.
33:03.381 --> 33:05.649
Mitch sees
something in you.
33:05.651 --> 33:08.118
And I see it,
too. I do.
33:08.120 --> 33:09.453
I really do.
33:10.388 --> 33:11.521
What?
33:11.523 --> 33:13.056
What?
33:14.158 --> 33:15.225
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
33:16.294 --> 33:18.462
Very important lesson.
33:18.997 --> 33:20.464
That is
the devil's urchin.
33:20.466 --> 33:21.565
One prick out of
that thing
33:21.567 --> 33:23.100
will give you
enough adrenaline
33:23.102 --> 33:24.534
to choke out
a pissed-off bull.
33:24.536 --> 33:26.403
The only problem is,
after that,
33:26.405 --> 33:28.505
you say some crazy-ass shit,
and then you fucking die.
33:29.340 --> 33:31.475
Now pick that up
and take it
to tower one.
33:31.477 --> 33:34.478
So these are just like
laying around everywhere?
33:34.480 --> 33:38.048
Okay, look,
let's just be honest,
all right?
33:38.549 --> 33:40.217
I mean,
we've lost him.
33:40.785 --> 33:42.486
No, it's not
your fault.
No, Ted.
33:42.488 --> 33:43.787
Not my boy Ted.
33:43.789 --> 33:45.756
Why, why, Ted?
Why you, Ted?
33:45.758 --> 33:47.290
Why?
33:47.292 --> 33:50.260
Don't you do
this to me, Ted!
Don't you do this!
33:51.730 --> 33:55.332
because you are
gonna kill someone
with that technique.
33:55.334 --> 33:57.200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Okay. Ready?
33:57.202 --> 33:59.403
Wait, summer,
do you have time
to study later?
33:59.405 --> 34:00.637
Yeah. Um...
34:02.640 --> 34:04.674
Did you just, uh,
look at my boobs?
34:04.676 --> 34:06.410
I... was not
my intention.
34:06.412 --> 34:09.379
I didn't, uh, stare
directly at them.
34:09.381 --> 34:10.614
You're looking
at them right now.
34:10.616 --> 34:12.249
Now I did.
34:12.251 --> 34:13.517
'Cause you're
talking about them.
34:13.751 --> 34:15.719
Testing. Failed.
34:15.721 --> 34:17.220
Oh, my god.
Well, we're gonna be
34:17.222 --> 34:18.688
in swimsuits
a lot, so...
Yeah.
34:19.057 --> 34:20.290
If it's gonna be
a problem for you...
34:20.292 --> 34:22.092
There's not
a problem for me.
34:22.094 --> 34:23.493
At all. Cool.
Yeah.
34:23.495 --> 34:25.362
All right. You just
looked at them again.
34:25.364 --> 34:27.564
No, I didn't.
I was... I didn't...
Yeah, you did.
34:27.566 --> 34:29.499
Well, when you
point them out
like that...
34:29.501 --> 34:31.668
It's a compliment
if you think
about it, sort of.
34:37.442 --> 34:38.608
Victoria.
34:38.610 --> 34:43.447
Do I strike you as
a patient woman, councilman?
34:43.449 --> 34:47.651
No, no, I got the council
to sign off on
your real estate proposal.
34:47.653 --> 34:49.519
Just some property owners
won't give approval.
34:49.521 --> 34:50.587
But I'm working on it.
34:50.589 --> 34:53.156
Yeah, well,
you just ran out of time.
34:53.558 --> 34:55.792
Leon, would you show
Mr. Rodriguez
34:55.794 --> 34:58.161
what we do to people
who don't deliver?
35:02.401 --> 35:06.369
which is gonna
drive down real estate
prices in the bay,
35:06.371 --> 35:07.671
right? Right?
35:07.673 --> 35:11.274
So if anything happens
to me, I will expose you.
35:12.410 --> 35:13.844
And then you'll never get
your approvals.
35:13.846 --> 35:15.846
Such accusations.
35:15.848 --> 35:17.814
I'm not a bond villain.
35:17.816 --> 35:19.182
Well, yet.
35:19.517 --> 35:20.717
You're in politics.
35:20.719 --> 35:25.789
without getting
a little dirt under
their fingernails.
35:26.290 --> 35:29.392
Clearly,
i overestimated you.
35:29.394 --> 35:31.194
But calling me
a drug dealer...
35:32.463 --> 35:35.465
It's so much bigger
than that, you know?
35:35.467 --> 35:37.234
I...
Leon...
35:37.401 --> 35:38.602
Teach him
some manners.
35:39.737 --> 35:41.171
Have fun, boys.
35:41.706 --> 35:43.173
I agree with...
35:43.175 --> 35:44.307
I overstepped.
35:44.309 --> 35:46.276
I overstepped,
Victoria.
35:46.744 --> 35:48.411
Guys, we can talk
about this.
35:49.714 --> 35:52.415
Leon doesn't talk.
He's a man of action.
35:52.417 --> 35:54.518
There's a purity
to that.
I'm going to kill you.
35:55.353 --> 35:57.454
Damn it.
You do that every time.
35:57.456 --> 35:59.789
I build you up,
and then you ruin
the mystique.
36:17.808 --> 36:19.910
See something you like?
Jesus Christ.
36:19.912 --> 36:22.846
You, uh...
You got me.
36:23.447 --> 36:25.749
You're gonna be cool
and go talk to her
like a real man,
36:25.751 --> 36:27.851
or you gonna stand up here
and be creepy creeperton
36:27.853 --> 36:30.687
Look, man, I'm fine
in that department,
36:30.689 --> 36:32.889
so don't worry about me.
Yeah.
36:32.891 --> 36:35.625
I'm sure your approach
to women is snapchatting
a dick pic or two.
36:35.627 --> 36:37.260
Don't ever do that.
36:37.728 --> 36:40.664
A lot of people
screenshot them
nowadays.
36:40.831 --> 36:43.366
Yeah. If it leaks
on the Internet,
it's terrible.
36:43.635 --> 36:46.236
This is baywatch. What is
your emergency? Over.
36:52.878 --> 36:56.947
Gringa,
my position is the ocean.
36:59.717 --> 37:01.718
Okay, call coast guard.
We got a 10-73.
37:01.720 --> 37:03.220
I'm gonna take
the waverunner.
"10-73"?
37:03.222 --> 37:04.487
You and c.J.
Take rescue one.
37:04.489 --> 37:05.989
- Go, go, go!
- Rescue one, asap.
37:05.991 --> 37:07.791
Hold up! Wait, what, what?
What are we doing?
37:07.793 --> 37:08.959
Shit.
37:10.361 --> 37:12.629
Summer?
What's a 10-73?
Fire!
37:12.631 --> 37:14.231
"Fire"? What does that mean?
In the ocean?
37:14.233 --> 37:15.498
You need to
start studying!
37:15.500 --> 37:17.467
Yeah, I know.
Got it. I'm there.
37:17.469 --> 37:18.702
See you out there.
37:22.640 --> 37:24.007
Come on.
Let's go.
I'm coming!
37:24.009 --> 37:25.709
If you're comin',
hurry up.
Where's mine?
37:25.711 --> 37:26.776
You don't get one.
37:29.580 --> 37:30.647
Whoa!
37:30.649 --> 37:31.948
Come on.
Quit screwing around!
37:31.950 --> 37:33.416
Could you wait for me?
Come on.
37:33.418 --> 37:34.918
God damn it, let's go.
37:34.920 --> 37:36.353
Go, go, go!
37:40.391 --> 37:43.960
Lock your arms around
my waist or you're gonna
fucking fall off again!
37:44.662 --> 37:46.463
This is
so awkward, dude.
Hold on. Hold on.
37:46.465 --> 37:48.665
How many buckets of
lotion do you wear a day?
37:48.667 --> 37:50.800
You're like a greasy,
hairless gorilla.
37:55.539 --> 37:56.873
Don't worry, guys!
I got it.
37:56.875 --> 37:59.309
I'll take care of...
If the fire spreads...
38:04.749 --> 38:06.316
All right, I need you
to take the throttle.
38:06.318 --> 38:10.387
Go between my arms
and take
the fucking throttle!
38:15.893 --> 38:17.427
Holy shit.
38:31.409 --> 38:32.942
When I say so,
hard right turn.
38:33.477 --> 38:34.978
What?
Three.
38:35.446 --> 38:37.914
Two. One. Go!
Oh, shit, man.
I don't know.
39:09.046 --> 39:10.113
Oh, thank god.
39:10.115 --> 39:11.648
Are you
the fire water man?
39:11.650 --> 39:14.017
I don't know.
Okay.
You stay right here.
39:14.019 --> 39:15.385
Don't move. Okay?
Okay.
39:21.826 --> 39:22.959
Help!
39:23.661 --> 39:24.994
Down here!
39:27.631 --> 39:29.499
Is anyone there?
39:30.034 --> 39:31.401
I hear you!
39:31.403 --> 39:33.636
Get to the front of
the boat! We're coming!
39:33.638 --> 39:34.838
Help!
39:36.742 --> 39:37.807
Help me!
39:40.745 --> 39:41.811
Mitch!
39:48.953 --> 39:50.019
Portside.
39:55.826 --> 39:56.926
Over here!
39:56.928 --> 39:58.628
In the front!
Fuck.
39:58.630 --> 40:00.530
There's a girl trapped
in the front of the boat!
40:00.532 --> 40:01.898
There's too much fire!
40:04.068 --> 40:05.468
No way.
40:06.671 --> 40:07.737
C.J.!
40:11.409 --> 40:12.475
Okay, guapo.
40:12.477 --> 40:14.544
If you want me,
you can have me.
40:14.546 --> 40:16.980
But rapido because
the boat is on fire.
40:17.448 --> 40:18.715
Some other time.
No...
40:24.088 --> 40:25.422
Are you all right?
Can you hear me?
40:25.424 --> 40:26.723
No, I'm not okay!
40:28.826 --> 40:30.660
Help! Please!
40:32.863 --> 40:34.831
Help! In here!
40:38.569 --> 40:40.670
Do not go under
that fire, Brody!
40:40.672 --> 40:41.871
Wait!
40:43.441 --> 40:44.507
In here!
40:44.775 --> 40:46.943
Please! Help!
40:46.945 --> 40:48.511
Oh, my god!
Take my hand.
40:48.513 --> 40:49.712
Trust me.
40:52.483 --> 40:54.117
Are you hurt?
No. I'm okay.
40:54.119 --> 40:55.685
Good. Hang on.
What?
40:55.687 --> 40:57.086
C.J.!
40:57.721 --> 40:58.855
Portside!
41:04.128 --> 41:05.662
Miss, are you okay?
41:05.664 --> 41:06.796
Can you help me?
41:06.798 --> 41:08.665
Are you all right?
Are you hurt?
41:27.518 --> 41:28.918
Brody!
41:37.495 --> 41:38.728
Oh.
41:38.730 --> 41:39.863
Are you okay?
41:39.865 --> 41:41.798
That was such
a great plan,
41:41.800 --> 41:43.800
just to see fire and
just swim right into it.
41:45.169 --> 41:46.569
You care about me.
41:46.737 --> 41:48.905
I care about you.
Ugh.
41:48.907 --> 41:50.240
Get off that boat, Mitch.
42:17.234 --> 42:19.536
...eight, nine, ten.
42:25.209 --> 42:26.643
Come on.
42:26.645 --> 42:28.978
Hey, other than him,
we did good, right?
42:28.980 --> 42:30.113
Like,
we saved everyone.
42:30.115 --> 42:31.581
Yes, including you.
42:31.583 --> 42:32.782
I know that.
42:32.784 --> 42:35.051
I'm just saying,
all things considered,
42:35.053 --> 42:37.053
things could've gone
a lot worse.
42:37.588 --> 42:38.755
Come on!
42:38.956 --> 42:40.723
Is he going to be okay?
42:40.725 --> 42:42.158
Do you know what happened
to the councilman?
42:42.160 --> 42:43.660
No, I don't know.
42:43.662 --> 42:48.031
and then when
we came upstairs, the boat
was already on fire.
42:57.074 --> 43:00.076
You disobeyed
an order out there,
put yourself in danger.
43:00.244 --> 43:01.844
You can't save anyone
if you die.
43:01.846 --> 43:04.147
Yeah, I know.
I messed up. Okay?
43:04.582 --> 43:06.082
I'm just... what are
we still doing here?
43:06.084 --> 43:07.650
Just write this down.
Can we just go?
43:07.652 --> 43:09.852
Victim is male,
five foot nine...
43:09.854 --> 43:12.589
Hey, hey, hey.
Get back right now.
Do not contaminate
43:12.591 --> 43:13.790
my crime scene.
43:14.993 --> 43:17.727
Don't give me any of
that jurisdiction shit.
43:17.729 --> 43:19.929
Uh, no, I won't,
because technically,
43:19.931 --> 43:22.098
you don't have
a jurisdiction,
lifeguard.
43:22.100 --> 43:26.035
You got one job, make
sure swim-happy white
people don't drown.
43:26.037 --> 43:29.973
Technically, that boat out
there is the coast guard's
jurisdiction. Okay?
43:29.975 --> 43:32.308
And if I would've
waited for them, all
these girls would be dead.
43:32.310 --> 43:33.610
What?
We would have died?
43:33.612 --> 43:35.912
Burned to a crisp.
I'm not ready to die!
43:35.914 --> 43:38.047
I know.
It's okay, you're not.
43:38.782 --> 43:40.683
So technically,
we saved lives.
43:40.685 --> 43:42.619
Technically,
i see a dead body,
43:42.621 --> 43:45.355
which technically makes
this a crime scene.
43:45.357 --> 43:48.625
Hey, technically, these
"technically's" are wasting
a lot of time, technically.
43:48.627 --> 43:49.892
Thank you,
blue-eyed demon.
43:51.395 --> 43:53.696
And as far as this
dead body goes, look.
43:53.964 --> 43:56.099
Badge on a uniform.
43:56.233 --> 43:58.101
Patch on a swimsuit.
43:58.302 --> 43:59.936
Lieutenant. Beat cop.
44:00.704 --> 44:01.938
So keep us informed
44:01.940 --> 44:03.373
of the investigation
and we're gonna do the same.
44:03.375 --> 44:05.842
All right. Hey, how do
i keep in touch?
44:05.844 --> 44:10.413
or do I just
blow into the conch
and you appear?
44:10.415 --> 44:14.117
Just call me
on the shell phone.
That's all you gotta do.
44:14.119 --> 44:15.685
I'll tell you this,
if you crack this case,
44:15.687 --> 44:16.953
they're gonna upgrade
you to a Segway
44:16.955 --> 44:18.688
and they're gonna give you
big-boy pants to wear,
44:18.690 --> 44:19.956
cover up
those chicken legs.
44:21.125 --> 44:23.726
Oh, Christ, that's...
Councilman Rodriguez.
44:24.094 --> 44:25.695
Good luck, officer.
44:40.845 --> 44:43.913
Damn, Ronnie.
C.J.!
44:43.915 --> 44:45.248
Please!
44:45.250 --> 44:46.749
Oh, shit.
44:46.984 --> 44:48.751
I never really heard
a guy sing that song,
44:48.753 --> 44:50.186
but you're really good.
44:50.721 --> 44:52.055
Thank you.
44:52.690 --> 44:55.758
Uh, c.J., what are
you doing here?
44:56.226 --> 44:58.861
Here? Oh, um,
it's a coed shower.
44:58.863 --> 45:00.396
Coed, cool.
45:01.399 --> 45:07.370
Yeah, coed is cool
with me, 'cause I'm
cool with the coeds.
45:07.838 --> 45:09.906
I'm taking lunch orders.
Do you want anything?
45:11.443 --> 45:14.977
I would like a salad.
45:14.979 --> 45:16.079
You sure?
45:16.081 --> 45:18.081
This place has really
good cheesesteaks,
45:18.083 --> 45:21.050
meatball subs,
foot-longs.
45:21.251 --> 45:24.954
They really hit the spot.
No, I'll have a salad.
45:24.956 --> 45:28.725
I'm just a straight-up
leafy green type of guy.
45:28.727 --> 45:30.093
That's my type of jam.
45:30.095 --> 45:32.895
Just hook me up
with a salad.
45:33.030 --> 45:34.497
Okay. Salad.
45:34.499 --> 45:36.332
Cool. All right.
Great.
45:36.334 --> 45:41.938
By the way, uh,
when we shower in here,
we, uh, keep our suits on.
45:42.172 --> 45:45.174
Right, Phil, Sarah?
45:45.176 --> 45:47.310
But your, uh, clean nips
are looking really good.
45:47.312 --> 45:48.778
Ah!
45:51.014 --> 45:53.082
Thanks.
Bye.
45:57.921 --> 45:59.288
Oh, god.
46:00.524 --> 46:01.958
Why me?
46:05.429 --> 46:07.230
How was
your day today?
46:08.031 --> 46:09.899
Uh, I don't know.
A guy died.
46:09.901 --> 46:12.401
Maybe this is why
we keep losing recruits.
46:12.403 --> 46:14.771
- They can't handle it.
- Yeah.
46:14.773 --> 46:18.207
is much more
than you expected, right,
the stakes are higher.
46:18.209 --> 46:21.010
What happened today,
while very tragic,
unfortunately, it does happen.
46:21.445 --> 46:23.446
So if you want to quit,
hey, we totally get it.
46:23.448 --> 46:25.014
But if you don't and
you choose to stay,
46:25.016 --> 46:26.916
just know that baywatch
is more than a job.
46:26.918 --> 46:28.084
It's a way of life.
46:28.086 --> 46:29.152
"A way of life."
46:30.789 --> 46:32.155
You and I both know
I'm sticking around.
46:33.190 --> 46:34.524
Am I the only one
that got a salad?
46:35.325 --> 46:38.094
Look, this is what
i don't understand,
okay?
46:38.096 --> 46:40.463
A guy dies.
That's tragic.
46:40.465 --> 46:43.266
But that doesn't mean
that there's anything
sinister going on.
46:43.268 --> 46:44.901
Okay? And even if
there was,
46:44.903 --> 46:47.136
that's not our job.
That's not what we do.
46:47.138 --> 46:50.206
We're lifeguards.
So, this, technically,
has nothing to do with us.
46:50.208 --> 46:52.475
You just heard that cop.
He just told us that.
46:52.477 --> 46:54.510
I just thought you
had to be on a really
restrictive diet
46:54.512 --> 46:56.212
to look like you guys.
46:56.413 --> 46:59.215
Brody, what is it
that you think we do
here at baywatch?
46:59.217 --> 47:02.852
I thought that
we prevent people
from getting sunburned
47:02.854 --> 47:04.921
and, yeah, occasionally
stop them from drowning.
47:04.923 --> 47:06.389
And that's all you
think that this is?
47:06.391 --> 47:07.523
It's exactly what
i thought it was.
47:07.525 --> 47:09.258
C.J., how about
you throw a few
47:09.260 --> 47:12.028
of last month's
cases at olympiad here
and see what he'd do.
47:12.030 --> 47:13.996
"Cases"?
Okay, um...
47:13.998 --> 47:15.965
School of manta ray
in the cove?
47:15.967 --> 47:17.366
You call animal control?
47:17.368 --> 47:19.068
Before animal control
shows up,
47:19.070 --> 47:21.304
the school of manta ray
fly up out of the water,
47:21.306 --> 47:23.172
sting someone in
the chest and they die.
47:23.174 --> 47:27.610
How about, uh, sand grifters
running a con on the beach,
right?
47:27.612 --> 47:30.980
Well, I'm not exactly sure
what a sand grifter is,
Stephanie.
47:30.982 --> 47:32.114
But I would probably
call the cops.
47:32.116 --> 47:34.450
Sand grifters are,
uh, beach thieves.
47:34.618 --> 47:36.953
Okay, so while you're
working on your tan,
47:36.955 --> 47:39.121
they're stealing things
from families on the beach.
47:39.123 --> 47:43.125
How about diamond smugglers
who are putting
the rocks in surfboards
47:43.127 --> 47:50.266
sounds like a really,
like, entertaining,
but far-fetched TV show.
47:50.400 --> 47:53.269
But if that was the case,
i would
definitely call the cops.
47:53.271 --> 47:55.571
We could call the cops,
and then do nothing,
47:55.573 --> 47:57.506
like most people would.
But that's not us,
47:57.508 --> 47:58.908
it's not
how we operate.
47:58.910 --> 48:00.409
We watch when other people
don't want to watch.
48:00.411 --> 48:03.045
We protect when other people
don't want to protect.
48:03.047 --> 48:05.915
If we do the bare minimum,
sometimes people die.
48:07.317 --> 48:09.952
Guys, we have flakka
that just washed ashore.
48:09.954 --> 48:12.889
That shit is hardcore
and it fucking kills people.
48:12.891 --> 48:14.523
And now we got
a dead body in our bay.
48:14.525 --> 48:17.226
And the girls on that boat
had the same drugs on them
48:17.228 --> 48:19.896
that I found
in front of
Leeds's club.
48:20.163 --> 48:23.566
So my gut says that
it's all connected.
48:24.534 --> 48:27.103
Wait, Leeds did say
there'd be an open
house tonight, right?
48:27.105 --> 48:28.571
Yes, she did.
48:29.306 --> 48:30.673
And we're all going.
48:48.993 --> 48:50.293
What'd you find
on chen?
48:50.295 --> 48:52.228
No criminal record.
No fetishes.
48:52.230 --> 48:54.163
No weird photos.
He's clean.
48:54.165 --> 48:56.465
Makes me feel weird
about the stuff I have
going on in my life.
48:57.968 --> 48:59.235
What about
his bank accounts?
48:59.237 --> 49:00.303
Account.
49:00.305 --> 49:01.604
This dude is
not rich at all.
49:01.606 --> 49:04.440
All his money is tied up
in real estate in the bay.
49:04.442 --> 49:06.342
Well, I guess you'll have
to help me persuade him
49:06.344 --> 49:07.643
some other way.
49:07.645 --> 49:09.145
Every man has a price.
49:09.513 --> 49:11.013
Speaking of which,
49:11.015 --> 49:13.683
I know you've been using
my special set of skills
49:13.685 --> 49:15.484
for your own
nefarious purposes,
49:15.486 --> 49:17.286
but additional compensation
49:17.288 --> 49:21.324
would go a long way
in motivating me to
keep my mouth shut.
49:24.728 --> 49:26.262
You're blackmailing me.
49:26.264 --> 49:29.031
Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
Dave...
49:29.299 --> 49:33.002
I really admire a man
who knows how to
seize an opportunity.
49:33.004 --> 49:34.370
I'm very impressed.
49:35.572 --> 49:37.740
Keep up the good work.
Thanks.
49:38.408 --> 49:41.043
Do we have a deal, or...
49:41.445 --> 49:42.745
I need some closure.
49:45.148 --> 49:46.716
Hey.
Hi.
49:46.718 --> 49:49.685
Hey, you look
really nice, too,
baby gap.
49:49.687 --> 49:51.487
That shirt come
in big-boy size?
49:51.489 --> 49:52.722
Well, at least
I'm undercover.
49:52.724 --> 49:54.256
Look at you.
You didn't even try.
49:54.258 --> 49:57.526
All right, guys,
we got a very big night,
with one goal in mind.
49:57.528 --> 49:59.395
It's our only shot to prove
that they're dealing here,
49:59.397 --> 50:00.463
so we gotta make it right.
50:00.465 --> 50:03.532
So, c.J. And Ronnie,
find out who's selling.
50:03.534 --> 50:06.102
Summer, keep an eye on
Leeds and her thugs.
50:06.104 --> 50:08.671
Then Mitch and I will search
the place for where
she hides the product.
50:08.673 --> 50:10.006
Brody?
What?
50:10.008 --> 50:11.407
You're our lookout.
Lookout?
50:11.409 --> 50:13.776
Guys, if you want to
find drugs at a party,
50:13.778 --> 50:15.611
I can walk in there
and find drugs.
50:15.613 --> 50:16.712
It'd take me, like,
five minutes.
50:17.080 --> 50:18.614
Not 'cause I do it
all the time.
50:18.616 --> 50:20.349
I'm just saying
it's not rocket science.
50:20.351 --> 50:22.451
Okay, troubled youth.
Thank you for that.
50:22.453 --> 50:24.420
The only way
this whole thing is
gonna work out
50:24.422 --> 50:26.188
is if everyone,
everyone,
does their job.
50:26.623 --> 50:28.758
Can you handle that,
Malibu Ken?
Yeah.
50:31.128 --> 50:32.228
What?
50:32.230 --> 50:37.333
Hey, am I the only one
that thinks this is clearly
a job for the police?
50:37.335 --> 50:38.467
Yes.
Yes.
50:38.802 --> 50:40.136
Fuck it.
50:55.185 --> 50:58.454
Mr. chen, I'm so glad
you could make it.
50:58.456 --> 51:01.157
I wanted to meet
the new neighbor everyone
is talking about.
51:01.159 --> 51:03.726
So I presume you know
why I had to invite you.
51:03.728 --> 51:07.096
I am not interested in
selling my properties.
51:07.098 --> 51:09.065
Why don't you think
about it, okay?
51:09.299 --> 51:13.569
I of all people know
how hard it is
to run a business.
51:14.071 --> 51:16.605
You never know when
a dry spell could come.
51:18.109 --> 51:21.410
I think we case it
and I'll meet you
back here in five.
51:21.412 --> 51:23.112
All right.
Sounds good.
All right, Steph.
51:23.313 --> 51:25.414
So where should I,
like, look out from?
51:25.416 --> 51:27.716
Hey. How are you?
51:41.231 --> 51:42.598
Victoria.
51:46.838 --> 51:49.772
You killed Rodriguez
in front of witnesses.
51:49.774 --> 51:51.340
What the fuck
were you thinking?
51:51.342 --> 51:53.109
They were high.
They didn't
see anything.
51:53.376 --> 51:54.643
They better not have.
51:54.645 --> 51:56.545
Because now Dave
knows too much.
51:56.713 --> 51:58.347
And this better
not come back to me.
51:58.349 --> 51:59.682
I can't have
this unraveling.
51:59.684 --> 52:00.850
Got it?
52:00.852 --> 52:02.685
Now go clean up
your mess.
52:05.722 --> 52:07.690
Brody.
Mmm.
52:07.692 --> 52:09.325
I'm so glad you came.
52:09.327 --> 52:10.693
Oh, gosh.
52:10.695 --> 52:13.629
Let's get you a real drink.
Greg, the good stuff.
52:14.297 --> 52:16.632
Scotch is
your drink, right?
Yeah.
52:16.634 --> 52:18.367
This is a really nice place
you have here.
52:18.369 --> 52:19.802
You have great taste.
52:20.137 --> 52:21.570
I really respect that.
52:21.705 --> 52:25.875
It's nice to have somebody
who respects you, you know?
52:28.578 --> 52:30.279
Oh...
52:30.281 --> 52:31.881
I sense trouble.
52:34.784 --> 52:36.719
I think I'm just, uh,
52:37.454 --> 52:38.821
not used to having a boss.
52:38.823 --> 52:40.756
Mitch is threatened.
52:40.758 --> 52:42.791
He should be thrilled
to have you.
52:42.793 --> 52:44.393
Yeah, you'd think.
52:44.395 --> 52:45.794
Oh, my god.
52:46.363 --> 52:48.697
"Lieutenant Matt Brody."
52:48.699 --> 52:51.934
That has such
an amazing ring to it.
Don't you think?
52:53.403 --> 52:54.537
Yeah.
52:56.239 --> 52:58.307
Here. Keep
the whole bottle.
52:58.309 --> 53:00.242
I think you need it.
53:00.244 --> 53:02.178
This'll be fun.
Thank you.
53:05.182 --> 53:06.248
Hey.
53:06.250 --> 53:07.716
Did you get
any intel on Leeds?
53:07.718 --> 53:09.685
Yeah, I got intel.
That's awesome.
53:09.687 --> 53:12.788
Single malt
35-year-old intel.
53:12.790 --> 53:14.456
And it's fucking
delicious.
53:15.325 --> 53:16.825
All right, I think
i got something.
53:16.827 --> 53:18.360
Found our access point.
53:18.362 --> 53:20.329
Where is Brody?
Have you seen him?
53:20.331 --> 53:21.430
No. No time.
53:21.432 --> 53:22.765
We gotta move
without him.
53:22.767 --> 53:24.266
Yeah, but we need
our lookout.
53:24.268 --> 53:25.801
What's your deal?
You like torturing guys?
53:25.803 --> 53:27.703
No.
Yeah, you do.
53:27.705 --> 53:31.540
Well, I mean,
i have three brothers, so
I've had a lot of practice.
53:31.542 --> 53:32.608
Mmm.
53:32.610 --> 53:33.943
I take it
you're an only child.
53:33.945 --> 53:35.211
I don't know, honestly.
53:35.213 --> 53:38.681
I grew up in
a foster home.
Oh, shit.
53:38.848 --> 53:41.650
Three of them,
actually.
I'm sorry.
53:41.652 --> 53:44.220
It was pretty cool.
One of them had a pool.
53:44.222 --> 53:45.487
If it wasn't for
that pool,
53:45.489 --> 53:46.989
I probably wouldn't have
gone to the Olympics.
53:46.991 --> 53:48.624
Yeah. I mean,
that's amazing.
53:48.626 --> 53:51.327
Go from foster home
to winning a gold medal.
53:51.329 --> 53:53.529
Two.
Two gold medals.
53:53.531 --> 53:56.765
And I fucking busted my ass
for those gold medals,
53:56.767 --> 53:58.567
so you can't blame me
for celebrating.
53:58.902 --> 54:00.336
Yeah. Huh.
54:00.338 --> 54:02.838
I mean, I've always
wondered what happened
that night.
54:02.840 --> 54:06.609
I knew the relay
was the next day,
but those guys...
54:06.876 --> 54:09.378
They didn't care about me.
They just needed me to win.
54:09.380 --> 54:11.947
Well, you certainly made
sure they did not win.
54:12.315 --> 54:14.984
I lost way
more than they did.
54:14.986 --> 54:16.952
Okay? I lost
all my sponsors.
54:16.954 --> 54:19.588
I'm an olympic champion
and I'm fucking broke.
54:21.591 --> 54:23.259
Ronnie, hey.
What?
54:23.261 --> 54:25.661
Okay, listen. I need you
to create
a distraction for Leeds.
54:25.663 --> 54:27.896
Remember
the first time
i met you?
54:28.265 --> 54:29.531
The night at chen's?
54:29.533 --> 54:30.633
Oh, yeah.
54:31.334 --> 54:32.401
What? No.
54:32.403 --> 54:33.569
Yes.
No!
54:33.571 --> 54:34.637
Yes!
Mitch, no!
54:34.639 --> 54:35.704
Yes. Yes!
No!
54:35.706 --> 54:36.939
No!
God damn it, Ronnie.
54:36.941 --> 54:42.544
Every team has a ringer,
and you and only
you are my ringer.
54:42.546 --> 54:44.413
Well, then I guess
I'm your ringer.
54:44.415 --> 54:46.415
You are my goddamn ringer.
54:48.319 --> 54:50.052
Ring, ring?
Ring, ring.
54:52.022 --> 54:54.356
Yeah. Oh, god.
54:56.026 --> 54:57.559
Oh, could I...
55:00.031 --> 55:02.931
You should probably
actually stop drinking
55:02.933 --> 55:04.767
because you're supposed to
be the lookout for Mitch.
55:05.302 --> 55:06.769
I am looking out for Mitch.
55:08.571 --> 55:10.606
Leeds is right there.
I'm gonna go check it out.
55:12.410 --> 55:16.945
A warm welcome to our host,
Victoria Leeds!
55:18.648 --> 55:20.316
Thank you. Thank you.
55:20.318 --> 55:21.517
So many people.
55:22.787 --> 55:26.055
So as a welcome
to the bay, I, uh...
55:26.790 --> 55:28.991
Oh, god. Mitch,
this is for you.
55:29.392 --> 55:30.926
Oh, wait.
Uh, no, Victoria.
55:30.928 --> 55:34.563
I have something
very special planned
for you, for everyone.
55:34.698 --> 55:36.432
So god help us.
55:36.766 --> 55:37.866
Aw.
55:37.868 --> 55:40.035
I'll just put
that down. Okay.
55:41.504 --> 55:42.571
Hit it.
56:21.978 --> 56:23.512
That's weird.
56:23.514 --> 56:24.947
Who's Angelo's
fish company?
56:24.949 --> 56:27.015
Doesn't the Huntley get
their fish from Flynn's?
56:27.017 --> 56:28.550
Let's check it out.
56:30.587 --> 56:32.388
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
56:39.529 --> 56:40.662
Mitch.
56:40.664 --> 56:42.831
I just got
a little hunch, okay?
56:45.002 --> 56:46.168
Shit.
56:47.470 --> 56:49.772
You two, what are you
doing back here?
56:49.973 --> 56:51.173
Hey.
56:51.175 --> 56:53.709
First date.
You can't blame me,
right?
57:05.855 --> 57:07.523
So juvenile.
57:07.724 --> 57:08.824
I'm onto you all.
57:09.460 --> 57:13.562
put your hands together
for whatever that was.
57:33.049 --> 57:34.750
You did good, Ronnie.
57:35.452 --> 57:37.052
Where'd you learn
to dance like that?
57:38.888 --> 57:40.923
Hebrew school.
57:48.031 --> 57:49.832
You were supposed to be
there for us tonight.
57:50.233 --> 57:52.100
You had a job to do.
57:52.502 --> 57:54.169
And now you're trashed.
57:54.904 --> 57:56.905
See, I just... I don't
understand this, man.
57:56.907 --> 57:59.241
If you really think that
there's drugs here,
57:59.243 --> 58:00.642
call the police.
58:00.644 --> 58:02.010
And then what?
58:02.745 --> 58:05.214
We get a few minnows?
The big whale gets away?
58:05.216 --> 58:06.982
Do you hear yourself
when you talk?
58:06.984 --> 58:09.952
I dare you to say one thing
without the ocean in it.
58:10.153 --> 58:11.520
I dare you.
58:11.522 --> 58:12.754
We were depending
on you tonight.
58:14.024 --> 58:16.225
And you fucked up... again.
58:20.163 --> 58:21.530
Watch yourself.
58:25.668 --> 58:27.002
Really?
58:27.004 --> 58:28.737
Get this through
your head, Mitch.
58:28.872 --> 58:32.274
You're not a cop.
You're not
the fucking equalizer.
58:32.276 --> 58:33.942
You're a lifeguard,
Mitch,
58:33.944 --> 58:35.878
who sits in
his fucking tower
all day,
58:35.880 --> 58:38.747
'cause that's the only place
he has any sort of power.
58:38.749 --> 58:40.582
This is
the real world, Mitch.
58:40.584 --> 58:42.050
Lifeguards can't do shit.
58:42.052 --> 58:43.118
Come on.
58:44.020 --> 58:45.554
Don't fucking touch me.
58:45.889 --> 58:47.823
Let's go.
Or what?
58:48.224 --> 58:49.725
What're you
gonna do, Mitch?
58:55.665 --> 58:56.932
Shit.
58:58.002 --> 58:59.101
Shit.
I didn't touch you.
58:59.103 --> 59:00.202
You dick.
59:02.906 --> 59:04.139
Cool off, pool boy.
59:09.846 --> 59:11.713
That's him!
The vomit comet!
59:15.251 --> 59:17.586
What are you guys
standing around for?
59:17.720 --> 59:19.154
Let's do some shots!
59:24.260 --> 59:25.327
Whoo!
01:00:33.296 --> 01:00:35.731
Hey.
Hey. Thank you.
01:00:35.999 --> 01:00:37.933
Summer, this is
your day today.
01:00:37.935 --> 01:00:40.002
Yeah, I know it.
01:00:48.177 --> 01:00:49.378
Mitch?
01:00:52.249 --> 01:00:57.819
I think we both said
a few things last night
that we didn't mean.
01:00:58.421 --> 01:01:01.089
Not me.
I meant every word.
01:01:01.091 --> 01:01:04.826
You've never gotten drunk
and said
something you don't mean?
01:01:05.962 --> 01:01:07.262
Seriously?
01:01:07.697 --> 01:01:10.032
I fucked up, man.
I know that.
01:01:13.903 --> 01:01:15.103
I'm sorry.
01:01:23.813 --> 01:01:25.881
I watched you win
two gold medals.
01:01:27.316 --> 01:01:30.152
You were amazing
when it was just you.
01:01:31.922 --> 01:01:36.058
being part of your team,
your olympic team,
your family,
01:01:37.794 --> 01:01:40.195
you blew it.
'Cause you're selfish.
01:01:41.364 --> 01:01:44.032
Baywatch is our team.
Baywatch is our family.
01:01:44.467 --> 01:01:46.001
These are the keys
to our house.
01:01:46.970 --> 01:01:49.971
that you don't want to be
part of this family.
01:01:50.973 --> 01:01:52.140
So you're done.
01:01:53.376 --> 01:01:55.110
'Cause the only thing
you give a shit about
01:01:55.112 --> 01:01:56.845
is yourself
and your medals.
01:01:58.247 --> 01:01:59.448
You talking 'bout
this medal?
01:02:08.991 --> 01:02:10.926
Wow, that's really
impressive.
01:02:11.127 --> 01:02:12.728
Don't you have
two of them, though?
01:02:12.862 --> 01:02:14.062
That's not the point.
01:02:15.132 --> 01:02:18.433
Listen, Mitch, I know
i messed up, okay?
01:02:18.435 --> 01:02:19.935
I should have listened.
01:02:20.770 --> 01:02:22.471
I want to be
a part of this team.
01:02:24.373 --> 01:02:27.075
And I will not
let you down again,
i swear.
01:02:29.879 --> 01:02:32.380
And by the way,
i think you're
right about Leeds.
01:02:33.249 --> 01:02:35.751
And the councilman...
Councilman...
What's his face?
01:02:35.753 --> 01:02:37.486
Councilman Rodriguez.
Uh... yeah.
01:02:37.488 --> 01:02:39.921
Rodriguez,
that's it.
The dead guy.
01:02:39.923 --> 01:02:42.324
He had this watch.
It was a nice tag watch.
01:02:42.326 --> 01:02:44.192
Yeah, I've seen
that watch, too.
01:02:44.194 --> 01:02:45.961
On one of Leeds's thugs.
01:02:46.496 --> 01:02:47.929
That's it. See?
01:02:50.533 --> 01:02:52.534
I want to help, man.
And I want to...
01:02:54.170 --> 01:02:55.237
I want to help.
01:03:05.882 --> 01:03:07.883
All right.
I'll give you another shot.
01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:12.053
Councilman Rodriguez
is connected to all
of this somehow.
01:03:12.055 --> 01:03:14.523
And the coroner's office
just released his body.
01:03:15.191 --> 01:03:16.324
And I got a plan.
01:03:28.504 --> 01:03:30.806
Okay, clear.
Come on, let's go.
01:03:30.808 --> 01:03:32.307
Okay,
left turn, left turn.
01:03:32.543 --> 01:03:36.211
Who taught you how to drive,
Stevie fucking wonder?
01:03:36.213 --> 01:03:38.446
You're huge, man.
Very hard to control.
01:03:38.448 --> 01:03:40.348
Just get me to the morgue.
That's all I said.
01:03:40.350 --> 01:03:42.017
I'm taking us
to the morgue. Go left.
01:03:42.019 --> 01:03:43.819
Left, left. Left turn.
01:03:43.821 --> 01:03:45.220
Careful.
01:03:45.222 --> 01:03:46.888
Okay.
We're clear,
we're clear.
01:03:48.558 --> 01:03:49.891
Oh!
01:03:51.093 --> 01:03:52.160
All right.
01:03:52.361 --> 01:03:53.528
- Oh, no.
- What?
01:03:53.530 --> 01:03:55.297
What does that say?
"Morgue."
01:03:55.299 --> 01:03:56.998
Exactly.
01:03:57.266 --> 01:03:58.600
I got us to the morgue.
01:03:59.335 --> 01:04:01.970
Nice.
Good job.
Yeah.
01:04:02.271 --> 01:04:03.939
These disguises
are awesome.
01:04:04.240 --> 01:04:06.041
I actually feel
like a doctor.
01:04:11.380 --> 01:04:12.514
Oh, no.
01:04:13.316 --> 01:04:15.550
Read me his toe tag.
It smells like yogurt.
01:04:15.552 --> 01:04:16.985
Oh, Jesus.
01:04:18.120 --> 01:04:19.921
"2816."
01:04:25.528 --> 01:04:26.862
Read me line 12.
01:04:27.997 --> 01:04:29.130
Jesus.
01:04:29.398 --> 01:04:31.099
Line 12.
"Alveoli are clean."
01:04:31.400 --> 01:04:33.435
Wait, that means that
there was
no smoke in his lungs.
01:04:34.170 --> 01:04:35.871
- So how did he die?
- That's the question.
01:04:35.873 --> 01:04:37.439
Mcdreamy, get over here.
I need you to help me.
01:04:38.140 --> 01:04:39.341
Oh, god, what?
01:04:41.010 --> 01:04:43.011
Dude.
01:04:43.013 --> 01:04:45.046
I need you
to check his taint
for needle marks.
01:04:45.048 --> 01:04:46.514
You want me to check
his taint?
01:04:46.516 --> 01:04:48.316
Don't be a baby.
Lift his scrotum.
01:04:48.318 --> 01:04:51.586
Lift his ball sac
and check for
anything unusual.
01:04:51.588 --> 01:04:52.954
There's... fuck.
01:04:53.990 --> 01:04:55.924
Oh, my god.
01:05:00.630 --> 01:05:03.231
Dude, it's a taint,
man, it's a taint.
You didn't even look.
01:05:03.366 --> 01:05:04.499
Ugh, my god.
01:05:04.501 --> 01:05:08.570
Dude, there's been
gloves here literally
the entire time.
01:05:08.572 --> 01:05:11.673
You didn't
even say anything.
Yeah... that...
01:05:13.676 --> 01:05:17.078
Oh, I'm going in.
01:05:17.246 --> 01:05:18.947
All right.
Tell me what you see.
01:05:18.949 --> 01:05:22.183
Hair. Lots of hair.
Definitely not a groomer.
01:05:22.185 --> 01:05:24.085
Get deeper.
Lift the balls up higher.
01:05:24.453 --> 01:05:27.188
And get closer.
Oh, god, it stinks.
01:05:27.456 --> 01:05:29.925
I don't know, man.
There's a big something.
01:05:29.927 --> 01:05:31.293
There's something.
Oh, there is a hole.
01:05:32.228 --> 01:05:34.129
That's just his butthole.
Smile.
01:05:36.533 --> 01:05:39.401
Good job, doc.
I'm posting that.
01:05:39.403 --> 01:05:41.636
Do not post that.
The Internet is forever.
01:05:42.972 --> 01:05:44.539
It's just a handful
of ball sac.
01:05:45.074 --> 01:05:46.408
It's disgusting.
01:05:49.545 --> 01:05:51.947
Dude,
i can't take you seriously
when the dick is out.
01:05:51.949 --> 01:05:52.981
Can you please just
cover the dick?
01:05:52.983 --> 01:05:54.382
You cover the dick.
I'm busy.
01:05:56.486 --> 01:06:01.122
Cervical fractures
of the fifth, sixth
and seventh vertebrae.
01:06:01.124 --> 01:06:03.458
That's how
he was killed.
Broken neck.
01:06:04.461 --> 01:06:07.629
I mean, you jumped off
the boat with him, right?
01:06:07.631 --> 01:06:10.298
You can literally swan dive
down a flight of stairs
01:06:10.300 --> 01:06:11.499
and not break that
many vertebrae.
01:06:11.501 --> 01:06:13.368
This was done on purpose.
01:06:13.703 --> 01:06:15.603
Why has no one else
figured this out?
01:06:15.605 --> 01:06:18.073
What are you talking about?
Figured what out?
01:06:18.975 --> 01:06:20.442
Broken neck in
multiple places.
01:06:20.444 --> 01:06:23.044
No smoke in his lungs,
which probably means he died
01:06:23.046 --> 01:06:24.446
before that boat
was even on fire.
01:06:24.448 --> 01:06:26.281
The reason why
no one has figured
this out?
01:06:28.217 --> 01:06:30.151
And someone's
covering it up.
Holy shit.
01:06:30.153 --> 01:06:31.453
In which case,
01:06:31.455 --> 01:06:35.190
No, those girls were too high.
They don't remember anything.
01:06:35.192 --> 01:06:37.058
All the more reason
to investigate.
01:06:38.728 --> 01:06:40.562
Oh, shit.
Someone's coming.
01:06:40.564 --> 01:06:42.063
Hide. Hide!
Put him away.
01:06:48.070 --> 01:06:49.637
What do we do now?
Now we hide.
01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:51.539
Hide? Where?
01:06:56.245 --> 01:06:59.014
I don't like
confined spaces.
01:06:59.016 --> 01:07:01.449
This was a bad idea.
01:07:01.617 --> 01:07:02.751
Stop being a baby.
01:07:03.320 --> 01:07:06.321
Shut your mouth.
You're gonna get us caught.
01:07:06.323 --> 01:07:08.189
I'm laying on
a dead old lady.
01:07:08.191 --> 01:07:09.624
Well,
she's not going to bite you,
for Christ's sakes.
01:07:09.626 --> 01:07:10.692
Will you shut up?
Our drawers are empty.
01:07:10.694 --> 01:07:14.129
I'm the only one with
a body in my drawer?
01:07:14.131 --> 01:07:17.399
She smells like
cheese toast and chowder.
01:07:17.401 --> 01:07:19.634
Holy Christ.
You just tickled
another man's taint.
01:07:19.636 --> 01:07:21.036
Who gives a shit right now?
01:07:26.442 --> 01:07:27.675
This was a bad...
01:07:28.577 --> 01:07:29.677
Something just
dripped on me.
01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:31.112
Shut your mouth.
01:07:31.414 --> 01:07:32.647
What is it?
It's all right.
01:07:32.649 --> 01:07:34.516
Oh, my god.
01:07:34.817 --> 01:07:37.218
It did it again.
Nothing's dripping on me.
01:07:37.220 --> 01:07:40.221
Listen to me.
Formaldehyde melts fat.
What?
01:07:40.223 --> 01:07:42.724
That's what's
dripping on your face,
necrotic liquid fat.
01:07:42.726 --> 01:07:44.159
Now will you
shut the fuck up?
01:07:44.161 --> 01:07:45.326
What the fuck
did you just say?
01:07:45.328 --> 01:07:47.062
Just sit back and shut up.
01:07:47.064 --> 01:07:48.663
Shh. Stop complaining.
01:07:54.603 --> 01:07:55.837
Guys, someone's coming.
Be quiet.
01:07:59.141 --> 01:08:00.341
It's him.
01:08:11.220 --> 01:08:12.520
Rodriguez.
It is him.
01:08:12.522 --> 01:08:13.855
You got the fake files?
01:08:19.429 --> 01:08:22.764
We're only here
'cause you broke
his fucking neck.
01:08:27.636 --> 01:08:28.736
It's all good.
01:08:28.738 --> 01:08:31.639
God damn it.
Keep it together.
No!
01:08:31.641 --> 01:08:33.541
Oh, shit.
That's it! I'm out!
01:08:33.543 --> 01:08:34.876
No. God damn it!
01:08:37.246 --> 01:08:39.147
Shit!
Fuck.
01:08:42.719 --> 01:08:44.119
What do we do?
01:09:00.669 --> 01:09:02.704
Hey, gentlemen.
01:09:03.205 --> 01:09:05.874
Now that that's over,
I'm gonna need those files.
01:09:07.410 --> 01:09:11.546
That must be my phone.
I probably left it
in the, uh, nap room.
01:09:11.548 --> 01:09:13.748
Shit.
Fuck. Give me that phone.
01:09:14.483 --> 01:09:15.850
Shit!
01:09:16.285 --> 01:09:17.752
No, lifeguard.
01:09:21.690 --> 01:09:23.658
That was
a cheap shot, man!
01:09:28.831 --> 01:09:29.931
Damn it.
01:09:30.332 --> 01:09:31.599
That guy's
got my phone.
01:09:31.601 --> 01:09:34.502
All right, meet us
on the far side of
the park!
01:09:36.338 --> 01:09:37.605
Give me the phone.
01:09:50.586 --> 01:09:51.686
Mister, get off!
01:09:55.824 --> 01:09:57.525
Hey, Mitch,
take this one.
01:09:58.460 --> 01:09:59.561
Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.
01:10:01.964 --> 01:10:03.831
Hey, man,
this is a wake-free zone!
01:10:18.881 --> 01:10:19.948
Hey! Oh!
01:11:13.035 --> 01:11:14.969
Hi, honey.
01:11:15.838 --> 01:11:17.772
I'm going to go get
rid of the bad man
that's in your house.
01:11:17.774 --> 01:11:19.274
Mmm. Eat your food.
01:11:19.675 --> 01:11:21.009
Why is he here?
01:11:43.966 --> 01:11:45.366
I'm gonna need that phone.
01:11:47.303 --> 01:11:48.469
This phone?
01:11:52.808 --> 01:11:55.043
Whoops.
Fuck your phone.
01:11:55.944 --> 01:11:57.512
Oh, you're going
night-night, bitch.
01:12:34.616 --> 01:12:35.917
I'm a pig.
01:12:36.418 --> 01:12:38.086
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Hey, hey.
01:12:38.088 --> 01:12:39.420
No baby pictures.
01:12:39.621 --> 01:12:41.823
Have some class.
You're right.
01:13:05.047 --> 01:13:06.581
It's bath time, shithead.
01:13:09.852 --> 01:13:11.786
All right, ellerbee,
what did we learn
from the perps
01:13:11.788 --> 01:13:12.887
after the interrogation?
01:13:12.889 --> 01:13:14.789
The only perps
here are you three.
01:13:14.791 --> 01:13:17.525
Okay, you turned the canals
into the goddamned x games.
01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:20.428
Yeah, that's
'cause we were in
lifeguard pursuit.
01:13:21.163 --> 01:13:22.697
Oh, okay. My bad.
01:13:22.699 --> 01:13:27.135
Except for there's
no fucking such thing
as "lifeguard pursuit"!
01:13:27.137 --> 01:13:32.073
When you do it, it's
just some guys chasing
some other guys.
01:13:32.674 --> 01:13:34.575
No offense.
None taken.
01:13:34.843 --> 01:13:37.078
Hey, what are you saying?
You're just gonna let
those guys walk?
01:13:37.080 --> 01:13:40.715
Okay, um, how do
i explain this so that
you people understand?
01:13:40.717 --> 01:13:41.816
"You people"?
01:13:42.785 --> 01:13:43.851
"You people"?
01:13:44.019 --> 01:13:45.686
Oh, you don't get
to say that.
01:13:45.688 --> 01:13:46.854
You're just tan.
01:13:47.923 --> 01:13:49.791
Right on.
Come on, brother.
01:13:50.626 --> 01:13:52.427
Look, even if
you were police,
01:13:53.095 --> 01:13:54.796
which you're not,
01:13:54.798 --> 01:13:57.632
and even if this was
your jurisdiction,
which it isn't,
01:13:57.866 --> 01:14:01.102
and even if you had
probable cause to pursue,
01:14:01.104 --> 01:14:02.870
which you
definitely don't,
01:14:03.572 --> 01:14:05.173
what you did would
still be totally illegal.
01:14:06.108 --> 01:14:08.676
Okay, well, I mean,
it's a good thing
we're not police, then.
01:14:09.077 --> 01:14:13.181
It's like you
purposely only hear
1% of what I say.
01:14:14.950 --> 01:14:17.618
Mitch, did you pull
Brody off the beach
01:14:17.620 --> 01:14:20.054
to break into
the medical examiner's
office earlier today?
01:14:20.056 --> 01:14:21.489
Yeah, you bet I did.
01:14:21.491 --> 01:14:23.124
Absolutely,
100% and here's why.
01:14:23.126 --> 01:14:26.127
The councilman's
boating accident was
no accident at all.
01:14:26.129 --> 01:14:27.762
He had no smoke
in his lungs,
01:14:27.764 --> 01:14:32.500
Which means he was
probably dead before that
boat even caught on fire.
01:14:32.502 --> 01:14:34.969
And our investigation
has found that all
of this shady shit
01:14:35.537 --> 01:14:36.871
leads right back
to the Huntley.
01:14:37.139 --> 01:14:39.941
You don't do investigations.
You're lifeguards.
01:14:39.943 --> 01:14:41.676
Police do
investigations.
01:14:41.678 --> 01:14:45.513
it's just a bunch of guys
investigating
another bunch of guys.
01:14:45.714 --> 01:14:47.782
No offense,
you're included in that.
None taken.
01:14:47.784 --> 01:14:50.618
Do you have any proof
of this conspiracy?
01:14:50.620 --> 01:14:52.253
Yeah, absolutely. We read
the coroner's report.
01:14:52.621 --> 01:14:55.056
It's all in there
before those other
guys switched it.
01:14:55.058 --> 01:14:57.758
Yeah, and I recorded
the whole thing
on my cell phone.
01:14:57.760 --> 01:14:59.594
Where's
the cell phone?
They destroyed it.
01:15:00.596 --> 01:15:02.763
Oh. Okay.
01:15:02.765 --> 01:15:05.700
So the only evidence that
you had was destroyed.
01:15:05.934 --> 01:15:09.704
Exactly.
All the evidence... pfft!
01:15:09.938 --> 01:15:11.772
Gone. Doesn't exist.
01:15:11.774 --> 01:15:14.509
They're bad guys
and they don't
want us to have it.
01:15:14.511 --> 01:15:15.576
Okay.
01:15:15.777 --> 01:15:17.178
Let me try to explain
this to you
01:15:17.180 --> 01:15:18.546
in a way that
you people
can understand.
01:15:18.548 --> 01:15:19.947
"You people"?
There it is again.
01:15:19.949 --> 01:15:22.283
Hey, hey. Be cool.
There it is again.
01:15:22.285 --> 01:15:23.651
Just trying
to figure out
what the fuck was
01:15:23.653 --> 01:15:24.752
with "you people."
01:15:24.754 --> 01:15:25.887
All right, now, look.
01:15:26.555 --> 01:15:30.124
Leave law enforcement
to the police. Okay?
01:15:30.692 --> 01:15:34.729
And you guys just do the jobs
that I hired you to do.
01:15:35.297 --> 01:15:37.598
You remember?
The lifeguarding stuff.
01:15:37.866 --> 01:15:40.902
Splish, splash.
Otherwise, I'll fire you.
01:15:43.005 --> 01:15:44.906
Now I gotta go clean up
this mess that you made.
01:15:45.741 --> 01:15:46.874
Boom.
01:15:48.844 --> 01:15:52.580
Obviously,
you have every reason to
be upset, and I apologize.
01:16:01.290 --> 01:16:04.659
So,
do you always do the opposite
of what people ask you to do?
01:16:04.661 --> 01:16:06.961
Because I don't know, man,
it looks clear to me.
01:16:07.729 --> 01:16:09.697
Nice and quiet.
01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:14.569
No, man, you got
to look closer. I knew it.
01:16:14.571 --> 01:16:15.736
Flynn's seafood company.
01:16:15.738 --> 01:16:17.305
What about
Flynn's seafood company?
01:16:17.307 --> 01:16:20.074
They're the ones who
supply all the fish to
the Huntley club, right?
01:16:20.076 --> 01:16:22.710
So?
So the question is,
01:16:22.712 --> 01:16:24.679
who the fuck is Angelo?
01:16:27.349 --> 01:16:29.150
I saw barrels like that
down in the Huntley,
01:16:29.152 --> 01:16:30.918
and now they're on
the back of her yacht.
01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:32.620
Oh, my god.
Mitch, you're impossible.
01:16:32.622 --> 01:16:34.855
My gut says
there's some bad shit
going on over there,
01:16:34.857 --> 01:16:37.024
and my balls say we need
to go over there
and check it out.
01:16:37.026 --> 01:16:38.359
Yeah. Your balls
said that?
Yes, they did.
01:16:38.361 --> 01:16:43.731
Why the fuck do
your balls sound like
three-year-old girls?
01:16:44.099 --> 01:16:46.033
I don't know, man
that's just how they talk.
01:16:47.102 --> 01:16:48.603
But they're wise.
01:16:48.605 --> 01:16:52.139
we're going
to the Huntley to see
what's in those barrels.
01:16:56.278 --> 01:16:58.946
Dude, we are
penetrating the shit
out of this place.
01:16:58.948 --> 01:17:00.047
No, I think
it's "infiltrate."
01:17:00.049 --> 01:17:01.616
That's what we want to do.
To infiltrate.
01:17:01.618 --> 01:17:03.217
You know they're
gonna be looking for us.
01:17:03.619 --> 01:17:04.919
That's why we're
going undercover.
01:17:04.921 --> 01:17:06.787
Undercover?
In disguise?
01:17:26.375 --> 01:17:28.676
Check it out.
I'm undercover.
01:17:28.678 --> 01:17:30.044
Yeah. A little
too undercover.
01:17:30.046 --> 01:17:33.381
What do you mean,
why the heck am i
wearing makeup?
01:17:33.383 --> 01:17:35.149
It's a little much.
What was I supposed to do?
01:17:35.151 --> 01:17:37.318
Well, what we're
supposed to do is find
the fucking flakka.
01:17:37.320 --> 01:17:39.654
Oh, my god.
Angelo's fish company.
There it is.
01:17:40.055 --> 01:17:41.355
You are so selfish.
01:17:41.357 --> 01:17:42.890
You think this was easy?
01:17:42.892 --> 01:17:44.291
It's very
impressive, Princess.
01:17:44.293 --> 01:17:46.127
But please shut
the fuck up and focus.
01:17:54.202 --> 01:17:54.969
Come on.
01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:07.214
Holy shit.
Whoa.
01:18:07.216 --> 01:18:09.784
Can't believe Leeds
is doing that shit
during the day.
01:18:10.987 --> 01:18:12.386
Yeah. That takes balls.
01:18:14.756 --> 01:18:15.823
Holy shit.
01:18:15.825 --> 01:18:17.191
It's like breaking bad
in there.
01:18:17.826 --> 01:18:19.393
Yeah, dude,
breaking bad.
01:18:20.829 --> 01:18:23.264
You were right.
Yeah, I was right.
01:18:24.400 --> 01:18:25.833
Let's get him in!
01:18:25.835 --> 01:18:27.234
- I got here.
- Right.
01:18:27.236 --> 01:18:29.170
Yep.
We're good.
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:33.841
- Grab his other leg.
- Got it.
01:18:34.877 --> 01:18:36.010
Get
a stretcher ready.
01:18:39.815 --> 01:18:42.450
Yeah, this is the police.
How can I help you,
lifeguard?
01:18:42.452 --> 01:18:44.919
Ellerbee,
you got to get down
to the Huntley asap.
01:18:44.921 --> 01:18:46.420
We found the drugs.
01:18:46.422 --> 01:18:48.222
Yeah, that sounds
great, Mitch,
01:18:48.224 --> 01:18:50.758
but right now I'm busy dealing
with another dead body.
01:18:50.760 --> 01:18:53.194
Oh, and this one's
on your beach.
Did you hear that?
01:18:53.196 --> 01:18:55.930
First a councilman
and now a shark attack.
01:18:55.932 --> 01:18:57.264
That's crazy.
01:18:57.266 --> 01:18:58.866
Lifeguard coming through.
01:18:58.868 --> 01:19:00.468
You're still calling this
your jurisdiction, right?
01:19:00.470 --> 01:19:02.369
We haven't had a dead body
on the beach in years.
01:19:03.039 --> 01:19:06.874
We found the drugs here.
I'm telling you.
They're behind this.
01:19:06.876 --> 01:19:09.910
Mitch, it's thorpe,
your boss.
01:19:09.912 --> 01:19:12.346
Look, stop with
the Huntley crap, okay?
01:19:12.348 --> 01:19:14.248
And don't even
come down here.
We don't need you.
01:19:14.250 --> 01:19:15.883
Just meet me back
at headquarters.
01:19:15.885 --> 01:19:18.919
Right now I gotta deal
with your
new publicity nightmare.
01:19:19.756 --> 01:19:25.059
from the shocking discovery
of another dead body.
01:19:25.061 --> 01:19:27.361
But in the wake of the recent
death of councilman Rodriguez,
01:19:27.363 --> 01:19:29.396
the locals here want answers.
01:19:29.398 --> 01:19:33.167
I can't believe that no
one was at tower one.
01:19:33.169 --> 01:19:34.535
I don't even know
what to say.
01:19:35.871 --> 01:19:37.371
Whose shift was it?
01:19:37.373 --> 01:19:39.106
Sir, it was mine.
01:19:40.143 --> 01:19:44.078
Stalking one of
the most prominent
women in emerald bay?
01:19:44.080 --> 01:19:46.847
Blatantly disregarding
your jurisdiction?
01:19:46.849 --> 01:19:48.883
Sir, I only stepped away
to check out the Huntley
01:19:48.885 --> 01:19:50.851
and find the flakka.
I warned you.
01:19:50.986 --> 01:19:52.987
I warned you about
sticking to your job.
01:19:52.989 --> 01:19:54.088
This wasn't even
Mitch's fault.
01:19:54.090 --> 01:19:55.990
You leave me no choice.
01:19:55.992 --> 01:19:59.827
I want you off the beach.
I'm putting Brody in charge.
01:19:59.829 --> 01:20:02.196
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No way.
01:20:02.198 --> 01:20:03.464
There's not
a chance... hey...
01:20:03.466 --> 01:20:07.101
That's not what I'm saying.
I don't want the position.
I don't...
01:20:07.103 --> 01:20:09.170
You have two
gold medals, okay?
01:20:09.172 --> 01:20:12.072
You're like
the Stephen Hawking
of swimming,
01:20:12.074 --> 01:20:14.508
minus the total
paralysis part.
01:20:14.510 --> 01:20:17.011
Unless you want me
to replace you
with someone else.
01:20:17.013 --> 01:20:19.814
With all due respect,
that job should go
to Stephanie Holden.
01:20:19.816 --> 01:20:21.348
She knows the bay
better than anyone.
01:20:21.350 --> 01:20:24.285
I'm no longer interested
in your opinion, buchannon.
01:20:25.020 --> 01:20:26.120
Dismissed.
01:20:32.394 --> 01:20:34.595
Brody.
Brody, hang back.
01:20:35.363 --> 01:20:37.164
Okay, it's just me
and you now.
01:20:37.166 --> 01:20:39.934
If you can help me
keep your new pals in line,
01:20:39.936 --> 01:20:41.836
I can make sure
that you stick around here
01:20:41.838 --> 01:20:43.270
for a long, long time.
01:20:44.039 --> 01:20:46.607
And if you don't,
your probation
could get fucked up.
01:20:50.846 --> 01:20:52.246
Good talk, Brody.
Okay.
01:20:52.248 --> 01:20:54.548
You're my dawg, right?
I'll see you tomorrow.
01:20:55.350 --> 01:20:56.550
Bring it in.
01:20:57.919 --> 01:20:59.353
I fucked it up.
01:21:01.523 --> 01:21:03.190
Turn in your trunks, Mitch.
01:21:07.129 --> 01:21:08.195
I'm going to go.
01:21:13.869 --> 01:21:15.402
What, you think
that I wanted this?
01:21:15.404 --> 01:21:17.071
It kinda looks
like you did.
What?
01:21:17.073 --> 01:21:18.539
If anyone should get the job
it should be Stephanie.
01:21:18.541 --> 01:21:19.940
No shit.
I couldn't agree more.
01:21:20.876 --> 01:21:21.976
What would you have done?
01:21:21.978 --> 01:21:23.544
I wouldn't have
taken the job,
01:21:23.546 --> 01:21:25.112
even if they'd
offered it to me.
01:21:25.114 --> 01:21:26.914
It was not an offer,
it was a trap.
01:21:26.916 --> 01:21:28.949
Guys, guys, come on.
Please.
01:21:29.584 --> 01:21:31.285
All right? I need you
to work together to help
01:21:31.287 --> 01:21:34.455
bieber here figure out
why there's a dead body
on our beach,
01:21:34.457 --> 01:21:37.091
and how Leeds
is bringing in drugs
to the bay.
01:21:44.032 --> 01:21:45.332
Good luck.
01:21:49.571 --> 01:21:51.105
Mitch.
01:21:51.107 --> 01:21:52.439
Yo, Mitch!
01:22:01.449 --> 01:22:02.983
I'm sorry.
01:22:12.961 --> 01:22:14.428
I want you to have something.
01:22:15.964 --> 01:22:17.097
My mentor gave me this.
01:22:17.599 --> 01:22:19.533
It's the keys to
lifeguard tower one.
01:22:22.470 --> 01:22:23.537
Your new post.
01:22:24.205 --> 01:22:25.673
No. I'm not ready.
01:22:27.008 --> 01:22:28.275
I'm not ready for this,
man.
01:22:28.643 --> 01:22:30.144
They need you.
01:22:46.028 --> 01:22:50.297
Hi, Mitch. Just checking in
on you again.
01:22:50.632 --> 01:22:53.100
Uh, please call us back.
We're worried about you.
01:22:55.237 --> 01:22:56.370
No, thanks, man.
01:22:58.640 --> 01:22:59.707
Excuse me, ma'am...
01:23:18.660 --> 01:23:20.728
Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.
01:23:21.162 --> 01:23:23.664
I hit you on the c.B.,
so I know you're listening.
01:23:23.666 --> 01:23:28.035
I hope you haven't gone crazy
and started eating
carbs or something.
01:23:28.203 --> 01:23:30.738
Everyone says hi.
Come back, man.
01:23:31.239 --> 01:23:33.140
I could really use
your help, brother.
01:23:49.524 --> 01:23:52.626
You know, well, it all
depends on the data plan
that you want.
01:23:52.628 --> 01:23:53.761
Internet,
everything like that?
01:23:53.763 --> 01:23:56.630
Oh, it's all fantastic
with the Internet, sure.
01:23:56.632 --> 01:23:59.033
It's Internet-savvy
in function
01:23:59.035 --> 01:24:00.401
and there's broadband...
All right.
01:24:00.403 --> 01:24:06.340
Samsung has all
the capabilities of
the I.T. Process, and, uh...
01:24:06.342 --> 01:24:08.108
Mind if I cut in for a second?
01:24:09.044 --> 01:24:10.210
What are you doing here?
01:24:10.212 --> 01:24:12.079
I'm here to remind you
who you are.
01:24:15.450 --> 01:24:17.151
Come on, buddy.
01:24:17.285 --> 01:24:18.786
Snap out of it!
01:24:22.058 --> 01:24:23.257
Shoes?
01:24:23.825 --> 01:24:26.727
You're wearing
worker man shoes?
01:24:26.729 --> 01:24:28.762
Really,
how far have you fallen?
01:24:29.330 --> 01:24:31.398
Far.
I'd love to buy a...
01:24:32.734 --> 01:24:34.601
Mitch?
Yes, Mitch.
01:24:35.336 --> 01:24:36.804
Come on, man.
01:24:36.806 --> 01:24:39.139
You don't just
protect the bay.
01:24:40.075 --> 01:24:41.241
You are the bay.
01:24:41.810 --> 01:24:44.278
Mitch, the bay needs you.
01:24:56.724 --> 01:24:59.660
Hey, do you guys know of
any good bars around here?
01:25:04.099 --> 01:25:06.366
Hey, do you guys know
where you can rent a bike?
01:25:06.634 --> 01:25:07.701
Oh, yeah,
right up that way.
01:25:07.703 --> 01:25:08.769
- This way?
- Uh-huh.
01:25:08.771 --> 01:25:11.138
All right, cool.
Thank you, guys.
01:25:13.575 --> 01:25:15.242
Sand grifters.
01:25:28.690 --> 01:25:30.657
Get the fuck out of here!
This is my beach!
01:25:30.659 --> 01:25:32.659
All right,
we're out of here!
01:25:33.328 --> 01:25:35.429
Whoa! Did you see that?
01:25:49.278 --> 01:25:52.613
You guys want to
help me figure out
whose stuff this is?
01:25:53.148 --> 01:25:55.816
Yo, this cooler is...
Cool.
01:25:58.887 --> 01:26:00.154
Yo, ellerbee?
01:26:00.156 --> 01:26:01.822
What's up, man?
How you doing?
01:26:01.824 --> 01:26:05.692
Oh, lieutenant Brody!
What you got in the cooler?
01:26:05.694 --> 01:26:08.295
Black market organs from
the boogie board bandits?
01:26:08.297 --> 01:26:10.531
Oh, you mean this?
01:26:10.533 --> 01:26:11.865
No, no.
01:26:11.867 --> 01:26:13.700
This is actually
for you.
01:26:13.702 --> 01:26:15.836
You see, I'm not Mitch,
right?
01:26:15.838 --> 01:26:17.371
I know my place.
01:26:17.373 --> 01:26:19.740
I'm just a lifeguard.
And that's it.
01:26:20.842 --> 01:26:22.609
I just want to make sure
that you and I
01:26:22.611 --> 01:26:24.511
start out on the right foot.
That's it.
01:26:24.513 --> 01:26:28.715
So I went ahead
and got something
a little bit special for you.
01:26:29.284 --> 01:26:32.319
Which is a double-chocolate
smoothie from chen's.
01:26:33.855 --> 01:26:35.422
A double-chocolate smoothie?
Yeah.
01:26:36.457 --> 01:26:37.891
From chen's?
They're the best.
01:26:37.893 --> 01:26:39.359
You know,
i shouldn't.
01:26:40.295 --> 01:26:41.628
But it is my cheat day.
01:26:44.799 --> 01:26:46.533
It's your cheat day.
01:26:46.535 --> 01:26:47.668
Exactly.
01:26:48.403 --> 01:26:49.603
And by the way,
i went ahead and added
01:26:49.605 --> 01:26:51.538
that extra protein
for you, dawg.
01:26:52.574 --> 01:26:53.607
Oh, my man.
01:26:53.609 --> 01:26:54.675
I know you're
trying to keep up.
01:26:54.677 --> 01:26:55.842
Yeah, man.
01:27:09.657 --> 01:27:10.824
Summer.
01:27:11.659 --> 01:27:13.827
Hey, summer.
01:27:15.964 --> 01:27:17.264
Come on, summer.
01:27:21.569 --> 01:27:23.570
I think I found
something big here, okay?
01:27:24.339 --> 01:27:25.405
I really need your help.
01:27:27.909 --> 01:27:29.243
Please?
01:27:31.346 --> 01:27:32.579
You took marine biology,
right?
01:27:32.581 --> 01:27:33.647
Yeah.
01:27:33.982 --> 01:27:36.350
Look at these.
Tell me what you think.
01:27:36.851 --> 01:27:39.653
Do these look like
shark bites to you?
01:27:40.589 --> 01:27:43.523
No, they don't all
look like shark bites.
01:27:43.525 --> 01:27:44.992
Hey, let me take a look.
01:27:47.328 --> 01:27:48.595
Oh, god,
i can't deal with blood.
01:27:48.763 --> 01:27:51.498
I mean,
that one might be.
01:27:52.533 --> 01:27:53.800
Those definitely are not.
01:27:53.802 --> 01:27:55.702
So they could be,
like, knife wounds.
01:27:56.004 --> 01:27:57.271
Yeah, maybe.
01:27:59.675 --> 01:28:00.741
Oh, my god,
that's Dave!
01:28:01.943 --> 01:28:03.343
- Oh, my god.
- What?
01:28:03.878 --> 01:28:05.545
Hey, stop looking
at the picture, dude.
01:28:05.547 --> 01:28:06.813
Ronnie, Ronnie,
what did you just say?
01:28:06.815 --> 01:28:08.048
That's Dave.
Who's Dave?
01:28:08.050 --> 01:28:09.349
I used to work with him.
01:28:09.351 --> 01:28:10.517
What do you mean?
Doing what?
01:28:10.519 --> 01:28:12.386
Tech stuff.
01:28:12.388 --> 01:28:14.054
You wouldn't understand.
I would understand!
01:28:14.056 --> 01:28:15.289
What kind of tech stuff?
01:28:15.291 --> 01:28:16.657
Holy shit! That's it.
01:28:16.659 --> 01:28:18.325
Dave told me that
he was working with Leeds
01:28:18.327 --> 01:28:19.960
on something
for the Huntley.
01:28:19.962 --> 01:28:22.296
Oh, my god.
Fucking Mitch was right.
01:28:22.298 --> 01:28:25.632
Both of these bodies were dead
before they hit the water.
01:28:25.634 --> 01:28:26.800
Mitch got set up.
01:28:26.968 --> 01:28:29.770
Leeds got rid of him
and we're probably next.
01:28:30.438 --> 01:28:31.505
Shit.
01:28:31.507 --> 01:28:32.973
Ronnie, um,
i need your help.
01:28:33.308 --> 01:28:34.574
No.
Yes.
01:28:34.576 --> 01:28:35.876
No.
Yes.
01:28:35.878 --> 01:28:37.944
Uh-uh.
Yes. Please?
01:28:37.946 --> 01:28:39.680
Okay, fine.
We really appreciate it.
01:28:39.682 --> 01:28:41.782
Because as much as I know
about laptops,
01:28:41.784 --> 01:28:43.483
I don't know shit
about computers.
01:28:45.721 --> 01:28:48.455
Uh, so Dave had access
to Leeds' server.
01:28:48.457 --> 01:28:49.956
Uh, her server,
you mean her network.
01:28:49.958 --> 01:28:55.329
Okay.
So we just take a flash drive
and we plug it in, you know.
01:28:55.331 --> 01:28:58.332
Get into her cloud and then
steal all her cookies, right?
01:28:58.334 --> 01:29:01.635
Straight through the firewall.
01:29:02.403 --> 01:29:04.471
Literally none of what
you said made any sense.
01:29:04.473 --> 01:29:08.475
Okay, I don't know what
I'm talking about here, dude.
01:29:08.477 --> 01:29:10.477
Just... can you do it?
Yeah, it's done.
01:29:10.611 --> 01:29:11.812
It's been done
this entire time?
01:29:11.814 --> 01:29:13.080
Yeah, man.
Oh, shit,
01:29:13.082 --> 01:29:14.348
well, what did we find?
01:29:14.350 --> 01:29:15.549
We found a lot of dirt.
01:29:15.551 --> 01:29:17.884
Drug dirt,
real estate dirt, yacht dirt.
01:29:18.586 --> 01:29:20.120
"Dirt"?
01:29:20.122 --> 01:29:21.888
What the hell are
we supposed to do
with dirt, Ronnie?
01:29:21.890 --> 01:29:23.123
I meant evidence.
01:29:23.125 --> 01:29:24.491
Oh, evidence.
Evidence.
01:29:24.493 --> 01:29:26.360
Well, why didn't you
say so, man?
01:29:26.362 --> 01:29:28.428
Heck, yeah!
Thank god you're pretty.
01:29:29.464 --> 01:29:30.931
I'm really proud of you,
man.
01:29:33.101 --> 01:29:34.768
Guys, we did some digging.
01:29:34.770 --> 01:29:36.737
And Mitch was right.
01:29:36.739 --> 01:29:39.539
The Huntley is a front
for a giant drug operation.
01:29:39.707 --> 01:29:42.042
But I figured out
it's not about
drugs for Leeds,
01:29:42.044 --> 01:29:43.844
it's about real estate.
01:29:43.846 --> 01:29:45.812
And she's planning on making
the entire bay private.
01:29:47.582 --> 01:29:49.683
Yeah, but the town
would never let her.
Yes, it will.
01:29:49.917 --> 01:29:52.519
Because she has
every single politician
in this town
01:29:52.521 --> 01:29:53.587
on her payroll.
01:29:53.589 --> 01:29:54.888
Rodriguez, the taint guy.
01:29:54.890 --> 01:29:56.923
What about
the business owners?
Yeah.
01:29:56.925 --> 01:29:59.793
Well, most of them sold out
and signed away
their properties.
01:29:59.795 --> 01:30:01.728
Leeds blackmailed
the ones who didn't
01:30:01.730 --> 01:30:03.930
and used Dave to help
hack into their accounts.
01:30:03.932 --> 01:30:06.633
I mean,
she's like some sort of
modern-day j. Edgar hoover.
01:30:06.635 --> 01:30:07.801
The vacuum guy.
01:30:07.803 --> 01:30:08.869
No.
01:30:09.036 --> 01:30:11.405
But there was
one holdout.
01:30:11.407 --> 01:30:13.073
Who?
Chen.
01:30:13.075 --> 01:30:14.908
And if anything
happens to him,
01:30:14.910 --> 01:30:16.710
his property goes
back to the city.
01:30:18.546 --> 01:30:19.880
Who do you think
they're gonna sell it to?
01:30:19.882 --> 01:30:21.915
We have to warn him.
I tried.
01:30:22.116 --> 01:30:24.184
No one's seen him for days.
What?
01:30:24.552 --> 01:30:27.454
But Leeds is having a party
on her yacht tonight.
01:30:27.456 --> 01:30:29.956
I guarantee you,
she found a way
to get that guy into her boat.
01:30:31.125 --> 01:30:32.826
Which is why
we're gonna go
to that party.
01:30:34.463 --> 01:30:38.732
Summer, you and i
are going to find
the flakka.
01:30:38.734 --> 01:30:40.667
You guys find chen.
01:30:40.669 --> 01:30:42.769
Will it work? Maybe.
01:30:42.771 --> 01:30:44.838
Will there be
some surprises
along the way?
01:30:44.840 --> 01:30:46.606
Abso-fucking-lutely.
01:30:46.608 --> 01:30:48.041
Is anyone going to die?
01:30:48.910 --> 01:30:51.778
I don't know.
Maybe Ronnie.
01:30:51.946 --> 01:30:53.079
Sorry, what?
01:30:53.081 --> 01:30:55.015
But we are baywatch.
01:30:57.051 --> 01:30:58.485
We save lives.
01:30:58.786 --> 01:31:00.954
I know because
you guys saved mine.
01:31:03.458 --> 01:31:05.459
Let's go kick
that bitch's ass.
01:31:06.127 --> 01:31:08.028
Let's do it.
For Mitch.
01:31:32.787 --> 01:31:35.689
What?
What are you wearing?
Where are your sleeves?
01:31:35.691 --> 01:31:37.023
Listen, I know
where the flakka is.
01:31:37.025 --> 01:31:38.492
What, where?
Under the boat?
01:31:38.494 --> 01:31:39.726
Yeah. Potentially.
01:31:39.728 --> 01:31:40.927
Please don't die.
01:31:41.629 --> 01:31:42.696
Do you think
we should kiss?
01:31:42.930 --> 01:31:44.030
I think we should kiss.
01:31:44.032 --> 01:31:46.566
Otherwise,
we may never know
01:31:47.768 --> 01:31:49.836
what it was like.
If I die...
01:31:49.838 --> 01:31:51.238
Maybe we should
talk about it later.
01:31:53.808 --> 01:31:54.875
It was worth a try.
01:31:54.877 --> 01:31:56.209
It was a good try.
Ah, fuck. All right.
01:31:59.881 --> 01:32:01.214
Okay.
01:32:01.216 --> 01:32:03.650
Don't do anything
too stupid.
01:32:04.185 --> 01:32:05.252
I won't.
01:33:03.678 --> 01:33:04.811
Summer. Summer!
01:33:04.813 --> 01:33:08.014
She's been smuggling it
under the boat
this entire time.
01:33:08.016 --> 01:33:09.783
No shit?
We have to let Mitch know.
01:33:10.252 --> 01:33:13.320
But Mitch hasn't answered
the phone since he was fired.
01:33:13.921 --> 01:33:14.988
Ah, fuck.
01:33:16.124 --> 01:33:19.125
He's always
listening on the c.B.
Okay, yeah.
01:33:19.127 --> 01:33:21.661
Tell him,
Brody found the flakka
01:33:21.663 --> 01:33:25.265
and that he needs to meet us
at the Marina at 0900.
01:33:25.267 --> 01:33:28.602
0900 is 9:00 A.M.,
so 9:00 P.M. would be 2100.
01:33:28.604 --> 01:33:31.137
That system is so
stupid and flawed.
01:33:31.139 --> 01:33:33.640
Okay, well, militaries use it
all over the world.
01:33:33.642 --> 01:33:34.975
But I'll tell him 2100.
01:33:44.018 --> 01:33:45.085
Hey, guys.
01:33:50.891 --> 01:33:52.859
I'll bet lurch
over here knows where chen is.
01:33:57.966 --> 01:34:00.667
Mitch, if you can hear me,
you were right.
01:34:00.669 --> 01:34:02.402
We found the drugs
on Leeds's boat.
01:34:03.805 --> 01:34:04.971
Shit!
01:34:07.675 --> 01:34:09.376
Hey.
No guests allowed upstairs.
01:34:09.378 --> 01:34:13.213
Then I guess that means
that you and I are all alone.
01:34:13.215 --> 01:34:17.250
And you look like a bad boy.
01:34:18.319 --> 01:34:20.120
How about we get
into some trouble?
01:34:24.358 --> 01:34:26.026
Too much champagne.
01:34:29.264 --> 01:34:30.730
Miss?
01:34:36.037 --> 01:34:37.971
Stephanie! Damn!
01:34:37.973 --> 01:34:39.072
Chen!
01:34:40.307 --> 01:34:41.941
Hey, hey.
01:34:41.943 --> 01:34:43.743
Are you okay?
She was going to kill me.
01:34:43.745 --> 01:34:44.811
- It's okay.
- Shit.
01:34:44.813 --> 01:34:45.912
What the fuck is going on?
01:34:47.348 --> 01:34:48.848
Shit.
01:34:48.850 --> 01:34:50.016
Put your hands
where I can see them.
01:34:51.987 --> 01:34:53.853
Whoa!
Oh, my god.
01:34:53.855 --> 01:34:54.954
Summer!
Oh, my god.
01:34:54.956 --> 01:34:56.122
Did I kill him?
01:34:56.124 --> 01:34:57.691
No, you just
knocked his ass out.
01:34:57.693 --> 01:34:58.825
Oh, thank god.
01:34:58.827 --> 01:35:00.226
Here's the key.
Here's the key.
01:35:00.228 --> 01:35:02.228
All right, guys,
Brody found the flakka.
01:35:02.230 --> 01:35:04.964
Oh!
And let's get you out of here
and call ellerbee, okay?
01:35:04.966 --> 01:35:06.266
What about Leeds?
Ronnie and i
will stay here and
01:35:06.268 --> 01:35:07.367
keep an eye out
for her, okay?
01:35:07.369 --> 01:35:08.902
What? We will?
Yes.
01:35:09.171 --> 01:35:13.306
We're going to be
on the villain's boat.
01:35:14.442 --> 01:35:16.943
Whoo! Jason bourne
ain't got shit on me!
01:35:19.847 --> 01:35:21.481
If I could please
have your attention.
01:35:23.284 --> 01:35:25.351
By this time tomorrow,
01:35:25.353 --> 01:35:28.088
the expansion of the Huntley
will be official.
01:35:29.791 --> 01:35:31.791
But for now,
let's enjoy the caviar,
01:35:31.793 --> 01:35:33.793
the champagne
and the fireworks.
01:35:34.128 --> 01:35:35.195
Cheers.
01:35:36.430 --> 01:35:38.832
We have a problem.
01:35:41.902 --> 01:35:43.236
Aw...
01:35:44.138 --> 01:35:46.806
Wrong time to grow
a conscience, Brody.
01:35:49.276 --> 01:35:50.477
Chen's getting away.
01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:53.880
How is chen getting away?
01:35:55.082 --> 01:35:56.249
- Fucking idiots!
- Ow!
01:35:56.251 --> 01:35:58.184
They're trying to trap us.
Plan b.
01:35:58.186 --> 01:35:59.753
Get the chopper
to meet us at the barge.
01:35:59.755 --> 01:36:00.820
We need to get
the fuck outta here.
01:36:00.822 --> 01:36:01.921
What do we do
about him?
01:36:01.923 --> 01:36:06.359
Do you guys have eyes
on Brody?
01:36:06.361 --> 01:36:07.894
No, we still haven't
seen him...
01:36:07.896 --> 01:36:09.863
What!
...And we lost Leeds.
01:36:09.865 --> 01:36:13.099
Wait!
Good news. We found Leeds.
01:36:13.101 --> 01:36:14.400
Bad news.
01:36:14.402 --> 01:36:16.503
She's got Brody in a cage
on the back of a boat.
01:36:16.505 --> 01:36:18.905
Oh, my god.
Let's go. Come on.
01:36:18.907 --> 01:36:21.107
Wakey-wakey,
pretty little dum-dum.
01:36:21.809 --> 01:36:23.443
Such a shame.
01:36:23.445 --> 01:36:26.112
Why'd you have to
go snooping? Hmm?
01:36:27.481 --> 01:36:30.283
Maybe thorpe was wrong
about you after all.
01:36:34.355 --> 01:36:36.422
Thorpe? What are you
talking about, "thorpe"?
01:36:36.791 --> 01:36:39.559
Oh, you haven't figured
that part out yet.
01:36:39.561 --> 01:36:42.462
Where I bribed him, you know,
got Mitch fired,
01:36:42.464 --> 01:36:44.063
put your dumb ass
in charge.
01:36:44.932 --> 01:36:46.499
All you had to do
was be a lifeguard.
01:36:46.935 --> 01:36:51.171
But instead, you tried to be
like Mitch and save the bay.
01:36:51.338 --> 01:36:53.406
Now let's see how long
you can hold your breath.
01:36:54.208 --> 01:36:56.109
No, just listen to me.
Just listen...
01:36:56.111 --> 01:36:58.077
God... fuck!
01:36:58.279 --> 01:37:00.013
No! You have
to listen to me!
01:37:00.015 --> 01:37:01.214
You're fucking crazy.
01:37:01.216 --> 01:37:03.283
If I was a man,
you'd call me "driven."
01:37:03.484 --> 01:37:04.517
No!
Let's go, boys.
01:37:04.519 --> 01:37:05.952
You have to
listen to me!
01:37:05.954 --> 01:37:07.287
Have a nice swim.
01:38:37.378 --> 01:38:39.412
What the fuck?
01:38:42.284 --> 01:38:43.917
Damn it, brah!
01:38:44.184 --> 01:38:45.652
Fuck!
01:39:00.101 --> 01:39:01.534
Thank you.
Where's Leeds?
01:39:03.537 --> 01:39:07.407
Leeds is gonna
escape in a helicopter
on that fireworks barge.
01:39:07.975 --> 01:39:09.676
Not if we stop her first.
What?
01:39:11.478 --> 01:39:13.146
Come on, buddy.
01:39:13.948 --> 01:39:15.348
How?
01:39:15.350 --> 01:39:16.416
Watch and learn.
01:39:17.319 --> 01:39:20.053
Holy shit, Mitch,
you got him!
01:39:21.722 --> 01:39:25.091
Yeah, listen, I got Brody.
He's alive and he's well.
01:39:25.093 --> 01:39:26.726
Ronnie, I need you
to figure out a way
01:39:26.728 --> 01:39:28.227
to launch those fireworks.
01:39:28.362 --> 01:39:29.629
Listen to me.
01:39:29.631 --> 01:39:30.964
I want you to
light up the sky.
01:39:30.966 --> 01:39:32.432
Okay. Got it, Mitch.
Got it.
01:39:34.535 --> 01:39:36.035
That's got to be
her boat up there!
01:39:38.005 --> 01:39:39.672
There's the console.
Go.
01:39:40.307 --> 01:39:41.607
Okay. Let's see
what we got here.
01:39:47.114 --> 01:39:48.648
Oh, fucking lifeguards!
01:39:48.650 --> 01:39:50.984
What a nuisance!
Take care of them already!
01:39:52.619 --> 01:39:54.587
What the fuck? Holy shit!
God damn it, get down!
01:39:56.490 --> 01:39:58.257
Miss Leeds,
I'm approaching the barge.
01:39:58.259 --> 01:39:59.592
I'll meet you at the top.
01:39:59.594 --> 01:40:01.361
Okay. Okay, okay.
01:40:01.363 --> 01:40:02.595
Holy shit.
01:40:03.130 --> 01:40:04.263
She's gonna get away!
01:40:04.265 --> 01:40:07.233
Ronnie, c.J., right now.
Let's do this.
01:40:07.235 --> 01:40:10.036
Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch.
We're on it. Fuck!
01:40:17.411 --> 01:40:19.078
I've never seen any
interface like this.
01:40:19.080 --> 01:40:20.513
I don't know
what to fucking do!
01:40:20.515 --> 01:40:22.115
Hey! Look at me,
look at me,
look at me!
01:40:22.117 --> 01:40:23.349
You are the tech guy.
01:40:23.351 --> 01:40:28.187
You are the motherfucking
tech guy.
01:40:33.694 --> 01:40:36.629
I'm the motherfucking
tech guy.
Mmm-hmm.
01:40:36.631 --> 01:40:37.730
Come on, Ronnie.
01:40:38.732 --> 01:40:40.166
All right, let's go.
01:40:40.168 --> 01:40:41.401
I'm behind you, dude.
01:40:41.403 --> 01:40:43.770
All right, watch your step.
There's urchins everywhere.
01:40:43.772 --> 01:40:45.204
What, the ones
that kill you?
01:40:45.206 --> 01:40:46.439
Let's go, partner.
01:40:47.041 --> 01:40:48.107
I like the sound of that.
01:40:49.143 --> 01:40:50.276
Shit!
01:40:50.711 --> 01:40:52.045
What the fuck!
01:40:52.047 --> 01:40:53.713
Uh... god, oh...
01:40:53.715 --> 01:40:55.515
Oh, my god, I got it!
01:40:56.817 --> 01:40:58.785
And I'm in.
And... fire!
01:41:04.625 --> 01:41:05.725
Holy shit!
01:41:08.530 --> 01:41:10.663
It's working, he's turning!
01:41:10.798 --> 01:41:12.665
It's go time.
Right.
01:41:14.601 --> 01:41:16.335
What the hell is
taking you so long?
01:41:16.337 --> 01:41:18.137
All right, miss Leeds.
Circling around.
01:41:20.174 --> 01:41:22.108
Could you put
that dog down already?
01:41:28.449 --> 01:41:29.649
Second level! Fire!
01:41:29.817 --> 01:41:31.451
Take that,
motherfucker!
01:41:33.220 --> 01:41:34.587
Whoo!
01:42:07.287 --> 01:42:08.387
Mitch!
01:42:12.559 --> 01:42:15.394
The fireworks are almost done.
And then you can land.
01:42:15.396 --> 01:42:16.462
Holy shit!
01:42:17.731 --> 01:42:19.198
And come to this side,
you imbecile!
01:42:23.605 --> 01:42:26.739
None of them are
working anymore.
I think it's over.
01:42:27.307 --> 01:42:30.510
Oh, honey. As usual,
i have to do
everything myself.
01:42:33.881 --> 01:42:36.682
Mitch!
Oh, don't bother.
He's dead.
01:42:36.917 --> 01:42:39.785
Because of you.
Of course because of me.
01:42:39.787 --> 01:42:42.388
You do realize I'm
holding a gun, right?
01:42:45.225 --> 01:42:46.526
So impulsive.
01:42:47.828 --> 01:42:49.829
That's why you walked
right into my plan.
01:42:49.831 --> 01:42:51.497
Leeds!
01:42:51.899 --> 01:42:54.834
For fuck's sake.
Why don't you
die already?
01:42:54.836 --> 01:42:56.702
Let the little boy go.
01:42:56.704 --> 01:42:58.771
That's not how
this story ends, Mitch.
01:42:58.773 --> 01:43:01.307
You see,
you're not here
to save him.
01:43:01.309 --> 01:43:03.376
After all,
he took your job.
01:43:03.578 --> 01:43:07.446
But not before he got
a shot off that killed you.
01:43:07.448 --> 01:43:09.715
I don't know.
That seems
a little complicated.
01:43:09.850 --> 01:43:11.684
Yeah,
that sounds cheesy.
01:43:11.686 --> 01:43:12.852
You won't get away with this!
01:43:13.487 --> 01:43:15.254
Oh, I already have,
Mitch.
01:43:15.589 --> 01:43:16.923
You know the best
thing about winning
01:43:16.925 --> 01:43:20.826
is that you get
to write the story
of what happened.
01:43:20.828 --> 01:43:22.461
Isn't that right,
Mr. gold medal?
01:43:22.463 --> 01:43:24.463
Fuck you, lady.
Pass.
01:43:26.500 --> 01:43:27.567
What's that?
01:43:27.868 --> 01:43:29.268
What the hell?
01:43:29.870 --> 01:43:31.604
It's a big red button.
01:43:34.541 --> 01:43:35.675
The big red button.
01:43:43.550 --> 01:43:44.750
Time to die, boys.
01:43:45.419 --> 01:43:46.886
No!
01:43:46.888 --> 01:43:49.522
I was born of the sea!
01:43:49.524 --> 01:43:52.491
I eat fire coral
and I piss saltwater!
01:43:52.493 --> 01:43:55.828
I scratch my back
with a whale's dick,
01:43:56.630 --> 01:43:59.365
and I loofah my chest
with his ball sac.
01:43:59.367 --> 01:44:00.433
What the fuck?
01:44:01.769 --> 01:44:05.638
I'll die when the tide stops
and the moon drowns!
01:44:05.939 --> 01:44:07.440
Until then...
01:44:13.480 --> 01:44:14.714
Oh.
01:44:14.716 --> 01:44:15.781
Go, baby.
01:44:17.017 --> 01:44:18.951
I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
01:44:19.419 --> 01:44:20.553
How tacky.
01:44:37.938 --> 01:44:40.006
Mitch, you just blew her up!
Yeah.
01:44:40.008 --> 01:44:43.042
Plus I'm high
as a motherfucker right now
01:44:43.044 --> 01:44:44.310
on devil's urchin.
01:44:47.948 --> 01:44:49.615
You stabbed yourself
with one of those?
01:44:49.617 --> 01:44:50.950
I thought that was
supposed to kill you.
01:44:50.952 --> 01:44:52.918
It does.
01:44:52.920 --> 01:44:55.054
And I'm in desperate need
of medical attention.
01:44:59.993 --> 01:45:01.627
That wasn't so bad.
01:45:04.698 --> 01:45:06.432
That's good luck.
Pick it up.
01:45:06.434 --> 01:45:08.501
What? What?
Oh, god,
there's so much blood.
01:45:09.069 --> 01:45:11.570
What?
God, why do i
keep looking?
01:45:15.776 --> 01:45:17.443
What took you so
long with Leeds?
01:45:17.445 --> 01:45:19.979
I didn't want
to make it seem like
it was too easy.
01:45:20.847 --> 01:45:22.348
The adrenaline
kept you alive.
01:45:22.949 --> 01:45:24.517
Thank god you
make us carry these.
01:45:25.452 --> 01:45:26.519
Take it easy.
01:45:27.354 --> 01:45:28.521
You saved your
own life this time.
01:45:30.725 --> 01:45:32.358
Thank you.
Yes.
01:45:33.760 --> 01:45:34.994
Hey, um...
01:45:35.996 --> 01:45:37.963
So I hear you were, uh...
01:45:37.965 --> 01:45:41.600
You were right
the whole time.
And, uh...
01:45:44.371 --> 01:45:47.606
I owe you an apology.
01:45:48.875 --> 01:45:50.109
Owe you an apology.
01:45:56.751 --> 01:45:57.850
No apology needed.
01:45:59.086 --> 01:46:00.820
I mean,
we saved the bay.
01:46:02.823 --> 01:46:05.091
So you can hit us
on that shell phone anytime.
01:46:07.127 --> 01:46:08.427
Come on, brother.
01:46:09.830 --> 01:46:11.864
My man.
My man.
01:46:12.066 --> 01:46:15.735
What part of "you're fired"
do you not understand, Mitch?
01:46:15.969 --> 01:46:18.971
Get the fuck off my beach
or I'll have you arrested.
01:46:19.673 --> 01:46:20.906
Hey, thorpe.
01:46:22.977 --> 01:46:24.510
Oh!
01:46:24.512 --> 01:46:25.578
Oh, my god.
01:46:27.914 --> 01:46:30.116
This is our beach, bitch.
And you're under arrest.
01:46:33.653 --> 01:46:35.454
That was a badass
right cross, Brody.
01:46:38.024 --> 01:46:39.558
You just said my real name.
01:46:54.641 --> 01:46:55.875
Hey, killer.
01:46:57.811 --> 01:46:59.178
Hey.
01:46:59.980 --> 01:47:01.881
Morning.
Good morning.
01:47:02.416 --> 01:47:03.582
Do you want breakfast?
01:47:03.784 --> 01:47:05.551
Okay.
Okay, cool.
01:47:06.086 --> 01:47:07.686
Pancakes?
Yeah.
01:47:07.688 --> 01:47:09.121
Bacon?
Yeah.
01:47:11.558 --> 01:47:12.625
Cinnabon?
01:47:18.064 --> 01:47:19.965
I saw you do that.
Oh, you're still there.
01:47:19.967 --> 01:47:22.568
Yup, just the...
Bacon sounds good too.
01:47:27.875 --> 01:47:29.141
Good morning.
01:47:29.910 --> 01:47:32.044
That was a hell
of a punch, mister.
01:47:32.046 --> 01:47:33.946
Thank you.
I mean,
01:47:33.948 --> 01:47:35.781
it's not exactly in
the lifeguard manual, but...
01:47:35.982 --> 01:47:39.919
Well, I told you
i would learn better
if I had a study buddy.
01:47:42.722 --> 01:47:44.089
Don't get ahead
of yourself.
01:47:44.958 --> 01:47:46.058
Oh, my god.
Did you just...
01:47:47.093 --> 01:47:48.160
Look at my dick?
01:47:48.728 --> 01:47:50.229
Now we're even.
01:48:01.741 --> 01:48:03.108
Oh, my god.
01:48:03.110 --> 01:48:05.244
We're late.
We have to go.
Come on.
01:48:07.247 --> 01:48:08.781
I found something.
01:48:14.020 --> 01:48:15.821
How'd you get this?
Well, it washed up on shore.
01:48:15.823 --> 01:48:17.089
You only threw it
eight feet, dude.
01:48:22.662 --> 01:48:24.163
Thank you.
01:48:24.165 --> 01:48:26.031
You're welcome.
You're very welcome.
01:48:26.033 --> 01:48:28.968
Uh, guys,
after finding the drugs,
01:48:28.970 --> 01:48:33.005
and helping me
blow up the bad girl
with a Roman candle,
01:48:33.573 --> 01:48:37.142
it's a pleasure to say you are
officially no longer trainees.
01:48:37.144 --> 01:48:38.777
Whoo!
01:48:39.179 --> 01:48:40.513
Congratulations.
01:48:40.515 --> 01:48:43.182
Hey, guys,
one more important thing.
01:48:43.184 --> 01:48:45.217
I want to introduce you
to our new captain
01:48:45.219 --> 01:48:46.952
who has been running
our Hawaii division
01:48:46.954 --> 01:48:48.687
very successfully
for years now.
01:48:48.822 --> 01:48:51.023
The amazing
captain Casey Jean.
01:49:07.274 --> 01:49:09.008
Is it just me,
or is she in...
01:49:09.010 --> 01:49:11.176
In super-slow motion?
Yeah.
01:49:13.813 --> 01:49:15.748
Wow. This is gonna
take a while.
01:49:16.550 --> 01:49:17.750
That's how we roll.
01:49:37.103 --> 01:49:38.771
Oh, fuck!
01:49:56.923 --> 01:49:59.191
All right, here we go.
I think we should roll
with it. Let's do it.
01:50:00.860 --> 01:50:03.062
Yeah, we saw it in
the coroner's... coroner's...
01:50:03.229 --> 01:50:05.130
Yeah, we saw it
in the corn...
01:50:05.132 --> 01:50:06.665
Coroner's. We saw it
in the coroner's report.
01:50:06.667 --> 01:50:09.268
I'm gonna get it.
"In the coroner's report."
01:50:09.270 --> 01:50:10.869
Yes, we saw it in
the coronary's report.
01:50:13.006 --> 01:50:14.740
Ronnie.
What?
01:50:14.742 --> 01:50:17.042
Stop looking at
the donuts like that
and dump them.
01:50:28.788 --> 01:50:30.189
Oh, boy, that was fun.
01:50:30.191 --> 01:50:34.627
You're like
a dolphin on cocaine,
but not annoying at all.
01:50:34.629 --> 01:50:37.997
You're like if a human
fucked a jet ski...
01:50:37.999 --> 01:50:40.065
Which is impossible,
but it'd be so cool.
01:50:40.067 --> 01:50:41.133
What?
01:50:41.835 --> 01:50:43.002
Okay, I got this.
01:50:44.071 --> 01:50:47.039
Come on, dude. Hurry up.
Fuck, how'd you do that?
01:50:47.041 --> 01:50:48.240
Because I'm fucking strong.
Let's go.
01:50:48.843 --> 01:50:51.310
"Don't follow Mitch's balls.
01:50:51.312 --> 01:50:52.344
"Mitch's balls be stupid."
01:50:53.414 --> 01:50:56.048
Your hidden balls
want to go to the cartel?
01:50:56.050 --> 01:50:57.883
Right now.
It's just a third testicle.
01:50:57.885 --> 01:50:59.218
My balls are talking...
01:51:00.655 --> 01:51:03.389
I need you to check
his taint for needle marks.
01:51:06.159 --> 01:51:07.292
God damn it.
01:51:07.294 --> 01:51:09.828
It's, uh... and hairy.
01:51:09.830 --> 01:51:11.930
God, it's getting
really fro-y in here.
01:51:11.932 --> 01:51:13.198
Smile.
01:51:20.173 --> 01:51:22.941
Love your chest,
it is so...
Uh-huh.
01:51:22.943 --> 01:51:24.710
Uh-huh.
01:51:24.712 --> 01:51:27.846
I like your chest as well.
01:51:27.848 --> 01:51:29.948
It doesn't work
when you say it
back to me like that.
01:51:31.951 --> 01:51:35.454
Hey, c.J., why do our suits
ride so far up our asses?
01:51:35.456 --> 01:51:37.256
It makes us faster
in the water.
01:51:55.275 --> 01:51:57.142
Did you just...
Whoa. Please.
01:51:57.144 --> 01:51:58.811
I hope that
doesn't make
the boob-lers...
01:51:59.012 --> 01:52:00.179
All right.
01:52:01.114 --> 01:52:02.781
I'd love it if you
wore tighter pants.
01:52:02.982 --> 01:52:04.049
I really would.
01:52:06.286 --> 01:52:08.287
Why do you get to play
Mitch buchannon?
01:52:10.091 --> 01:52:13.225
No, I've been
Mitch buchannon
for 20 years.
01:52:13.359 --> 01:52:14.993
Am I gonna be
in the sequel?
01:52:18.264 --> 01:52:20.399
Do I look like a tiny little
asshole next to him?
01:52:20.401 --> 01:52:21.467
No.
Okay, good.