1
00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,595
All right, boys.
Here we go.

2
00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:18,797
Nice and easy.

3
00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,600
Oh, man, Mitch,
if you weren't here...

4
00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:21,600
I'm always here.

5
00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:24,403
Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.

6
00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,804
Are you Batman?

7
00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,807
Sure, pal.
Just bigger and browner.

8
00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,343
All right, boys,
get him in.
Have a good run, Mitch.

9
00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,678
All right, Steph.

10
00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,849
- Yeah, Mitch.
- Yo, Eros.

11
00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:38,951
How's it looking out there?

12
00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:41,620
Lippers are feebs today.
Just eggy.

13
00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,388
Ah, eggy beyond, brah.

14
00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,857
Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.

15
00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,226
Good call, brah.
Come on.

16
00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,297
All right, brah-brah!
It's just brah.

17
00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:54,766
Come on, Pete.
Hey, Mitch!

18
00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,803
I told you,
you don't have to
do this every day.

19
00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,705
I want to. You saved
my sister's life.

20
00:03:59,707 --> 00:03:59,705
You think I'm gonna
forget that?

21
00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:03,508
All right. Well, listen,
tomorrow make my pecs
a little bigger.

22
00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:04,610
And don't cover up
my front bump.

23
00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,245
You got it.
Huge dick.

24
00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,646
Big dick.

25
00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,314
Yo, ellerbee.
Hey, Mitch.

26
00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,383
Hey, come on, man,
why don't you leave
my boys alone,

27
00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,685
and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?

28
00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:14,920
What are you saying,
that I need to work out?

29
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,021
That I'm, what,
looking smaller?

30
00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:16,021
No! You're looking big.

31
00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,790
I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.

32
00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:18,790
Oh, yeah?
Hey, hey!

33
00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,560
If I had a sister,
I'd introduce you
to her, man.

34
00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,595
You all right,
all right.

35
00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,265
Wait, was that sarcastic?

36
00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,766
Like calling
a tall guy "shorty"?

37
00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,802
Damn it,
he always does that to me.

38
00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,305
I heard he invented Google
and gave it all to charity.

39
00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,474
Man, I heard
he invented the cure
for the common cold.

40
00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,577
He ain't superman, he's
a damn county lifeguard.

41
00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,312
Grown man wears
spandex to work.

42
00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:42,781
So does superman.

43
00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,017
Hey, fuck you!
Get off my beach!

44
00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,422
I don't even have to
stretch to guard you.
Let's go.

45
00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,623
Nothing, nothing,
nothing.

46
00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,766
Ahh! Not on
my beach, Arian!

47
00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,301
What up, vern?
What's up, Mitch?

48
00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:03,769
He saved my Nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?

49
00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,437
Every time he jogs by.

50
00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,005
Literally,
every single time.

51
00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,644
Hi, Mitch.

52
00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,608
Flakka. Jesus.

53
00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,077
Hey, what's up, buddy?

54
00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,678
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, can I see that?

55
00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,046
Ah...

56
00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,783
Where'd you get this?
Right there.

57
00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,019
Right there, huh?
Is this the only one?

58
00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,420
All right.

59
00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,901
Okay, I get that you
have to test for
image stabilization,

60
00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,536
but why'd we have to
come to the beach?

61
00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:11,536
You know
i hate the beach.

62
00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,639
Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.

63
00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:17,676
Well, I'm sorry, man,
but the beach is important,
okay? It's, uh...

64
00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,778
It's, you know,
the wind and the, uh...

65
00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,013
Just...

66
00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,938
Oh...
I get it.

67
00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,408
I get it now,
okay. I get it.
Who... what, c.J.?

68
00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,476
No, I didn't even know
she was working
on the beach today.

69
00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,611
"I didn't know c.J.
Was working."

70
00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,613
Shut up, Dave.
Hey, Ronnie.

71
00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:56,548
Ha...

72
00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,616
It's Ronnie, right?

73
00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,886
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's Ronnie.

74
00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,421
I'm Dave.
Hi, Dave.

75
00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,722
Nice to meet you.
C.J. How you doing?

76
00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,956
I'm doing all right.

77
00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,191
You're trying out today,
right?

78
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,595
I saw your name
on the board.
That's how I...

79
00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:13,932
Say...
Say something.

80
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,167
Kinda feel like
this is your year.

81
00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,836
Stop that.

82
00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,072
Okay. Um...

83
00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,875
Well, I'll see you
at tryouts.

84
00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,011
Eh...
All right, c.J.

85
00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:27,446
That was amazing
to watch.

86
00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:30,582
She came up to you,
she was
very nice and warm.

87
00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:33,985
And you handled it
really smoothly.

88
00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,154
Really?
Fuck, no.
That was awkward.

89
00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:36,154
It was horrible.
Fuck!

90
00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,658
Did you have a stroke?
It felt
like you had a stroke.

91
00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:20,966
Hey, I'm Matt Brody.

92
00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,002
And not a single fuck
was given.

93
00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:25,837
Ooh!

94
00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,712
Hey, Ronnie.
Oh, hey, Steph.

95
00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,080
Welcome back.
Thanks.

96
00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,147
Third time's
a charm, right?

97
00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,716
Yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm...

98
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,284
Hey.

99
00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,119
I'm more motivated
than ever.

100
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,690
So you're going
to make me
guess your name?

101
00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:47,659
Are you following me?

102
00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:51,096
I was actually just
going to ask you
the same thing.

103
00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,165
Okay. Look, you're hot.

104
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:58,303
I may resist for a while,
but we both know
eventually I'll give in.

105
00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,905
So why don't
we just skip that.

106
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,640
Why don't you put
a baby in me?

107
00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,143
Now.
You know, honestly...

108
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,879
I was thinking
dinner first.

109
00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,715
But we could try
the baby thing,
if you want.

110
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,717
You are trying.
Way too hard.

111
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,818
Trying's the best part.

112
00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,986
Summer.
Hi.

113
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:14,986
I was hoping
we'd see you here.

114
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:18,557
I couldn't sleep
last night.
I am so excited.

115
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,724
Hey, it's your day
today, summer.

116
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,693
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.

117
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,828
Hey, fresh face.
You here for
the qualifiers?

118
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,997
Uh, no, no,
I'm not trying out.

119
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,232
I'm actually
already on the team.

120
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,567
You're already
on this team?

121
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,802
I'm Matt Brody.
Ready for duty.

122
00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,138
"Ready for duty"?
Oh, okay.

123
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,873
Um, you got any papers
or anything like that?

124
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,908
I do. There you go.

125
00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,778
Oh, it's a permission slip.
Literally. "Dear Mitch,

126
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,614
"i am pleased
to write you on behalf
of Mr. Matt Brody."

127
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,983
Right. Well,
no free passes.
Yeah. Whoa.

128
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,119
At all. Yeah, 'cause
i don't give a shit.

129
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,655
I legit needed those
for my taxes.

130
00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:53,725
What you need is to
understand that if you're
going to be on this team,

131
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:53,725
you got to earn it.
Really?

132
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,128
Yeah. So, why don't
we start this
whole thing over,

133
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,630
just like gentlemen?

134
00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,831
Where you from,
one direction?

135
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,866
Um... Iowa?

136
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,234
Iowa?
You heard of it?

137
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,302
Yeah,
i know what it is.

138
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:04,302
Hey, Steph.
Hey.

139
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,972
New kids on the block
here is from Iowa.

140
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:06,972
Oh, man.

141
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,941
And, uh, he says
he's already on the team.

142
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,343
Yeah.
Doesn't have
to try out.

143
00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,011
Really?
Yeah, absolutely.

144
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,913
Let me ask you this...
A lot of oceans in Iowa?

145
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:18,216
No, just ponds and lakes
and cocky pretty boys,
apparently.

146
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,618
Uh-huh.
Cocky pretty boys.

147
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,152
Hey, Mitch,
what happened to that

148
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,687
last pretty boy recruit
we had?

149
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,055
He died.
R.I.P.

150
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,991
Are you guys being
serious right now?

151
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,826
I honestly can't tell.

152
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,028
You show up here,
matching bathing suits.

153
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,063
What is this,
"lifeguard hazing"?

154
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,198
I'm Matt Brody.

155
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,000
I hold the world record
in the 200 meter.

156
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,167
Two gold medals.

157
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,136
Hey! Matt Brody.
Matt Brody.

158
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,304
Yes, yes.

159
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,772
Absolutely.
And we still

160
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,040
don't give a fuck.
Don't give a fuck.

161
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,843
No, fresh out.
Fresh out of fucks.
Yeah.

162
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,045
Okay, that ocean out
there has riptides

163
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,847
that'll tear your
little mangina in two.

164
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,382
My mangina?

165
00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:51,916
So you are being serious.

166
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,418
Dead serious,
right now, nsync,
all right?

167
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,787
This ain't no little
fucking pond out of Iowa.

168
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:55,787
So with all due respect,

169
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,923
you want to be here
on this team,
on our team,

170
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,191
you're gonna
have to earn it.

171
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,227
Look, I get it.

172
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,828
You're big, sasquatch.

173
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,231
But I'm fast.

174
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,366
Really fucking fast.

175
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:12,070
Which is
why somebody important
thinks I belong here.

176
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,774
So when you two figure out
who the fuck I am,

177
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,809
you can find me
on the beach.

178
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,045
See you.

179
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,282
Did that really
just happen?

180
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,817
It did.
He slapped me.
Wow.

181
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,819
Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,

182
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,988
like a woman.
No offense.
None taken.

183
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,290
You know what, man?
I gotta tell you,

184
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,958
I'm feeling really good
about this year.

185
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,694
You know
what I'm saying?

186
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,162
Good luck out there, man.
Good luck.

187
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:37,162
Thanks.

188
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,764
And if you need
some extra motivation...

189
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,333
Looking at it
right there.
Hey...

190
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,337
You okay?
Help! C.J., help!

191
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,273
My friend
is choking! Help!

192
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,875
No, not c.J.
Not c.J. No, no!

193
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,377
Are you okay?
You're choking.

194
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,991
Oh, god.

195
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,059
Are you okay?

196
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,128
Ronnie.
You're gonna
be just fine.

197
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,329
What?

198
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,468
Ah! Thank you!

199
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,940
Ronnie, are you okay?
Oh, yeah.

200
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,309
Are you sure?

201
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,177
Yeah, yeah.
No, don't touch,
don't touch.

202
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,312
Okay.

203
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,348
I'm so good.
You did good, good, good work.

204
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,450
Good job.
Thank you, you can go now.

205
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,753
Okay, um,
drink some water...

206
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,422
Thank you so much.
Okay.
...I guess.

207
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,358
Dave?
Yeah.

208
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,094
How does it look?
How does what look?

209
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,462
Down there.

210
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,368
Does not look good at all.

211
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:50,368
Yeah, what does it
look like?

212
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,972
Looks like your dick
is trapped between
two slats of wood.

213
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,875
Okay, I just...
Fuck, I can't reach it.

214
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,244
I just need you to get down
there and just pop it out.

215
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,812
No, I can't do that at all.

216
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,380
Come on, I just need you...
You grab that dick

217
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,915
and you push it out.
No, no.

218
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,250
Okay. Hi.

219
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:05,250
I'm going to
help you.

220
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,553
We're going to
deflate the situation
together. Okay?

221
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,321
Okay.
Focus.

222
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,056
Think about things
that turn you off.

223
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,126
Maybe like, um...
Like your grandma's
underwear?

224
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,562
Mmm-mmm. Not working.
No? Okay, cool.

225
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,397
Maybe, like...
Ostriches.

226
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,933
Guys, still stuck.
Mitch, hey, need you.

227
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,468
No, no, not Mitch.
Don't bring Mitch over.

228
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,171
Hey.
Hey, Mitch is here.

229
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,006
Ronnie, you pumped about
the qualifiers, buddy?

230
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,408
You know it, man.
I'm just, um... I'm really...

231
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,211
Really excited to quit
my double major in robotics

232
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,047
and computer science
and really, really do
something with my life.

233
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,382
You don't need
to look down there.

234
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,483
Do not touch me
right now.

235
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,285
Not even touching you.
Okay.

236
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,221
Wow. Okay.

237
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,089
Looks like you got
your beef
and your biscuits

238
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,291
stuck down there.

239
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,993
It's gonna be okay.
I've been through it, too.

240
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,595
Not a big deal.
Really?

241
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,931
Yeah, absolutely.
I was stuck in a woman
for hours once.

242
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,532
Couldn't get out.

243
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,268
Totally the same, yeah?
It's the same thing.

244
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:57,268
Stuck junk
is stuck junk.

245
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:01,873
Stuck junk
is stuck junk. Okay.

246
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,175
All right, buddy,
we're gonna have to, uh,
flash-freeze your Johnson.

247
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,177
No, no, it's okay,
it's okay, I got it.

248
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,579
Look, it's okay.

249
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:08,880
- Oh, my god.
- Nope. Still stuck.

250
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,916
I mean, if you think
about it, it's
a good thing, right?

251
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,451
Congratulations.

252
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,521
Hey, uh, how
you feeling, sport?

253
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,989
Better,
but could we get

254
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,390
some sort of perimeter
going for the crowd?

255
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,994
Nah. Nobody's looking.
Just us.

256
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,529
God, you're lying.
That's a lot of people.

257
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,464
Mitch, I can't get
the swelling to go down.

258
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,033
All right.

259
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,335
We're going to have
to pull it out.

260
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,402
- Pull it?
- Yeah.

261
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,371
Just like pulling
a tooth.
What?

262
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,906
Don't you touch
my dick!

263
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:35,974
I'm okay.

264
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,144
Ronnie,
are you okay?

265
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,946
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good.

266
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,314
I'm proud of you,
Ronnie.

267
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,617
<i> Fuck you, Dave.</i>
<i>You're my worst friend.</i>

268
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,029
Captain, uh, I need to
talk to you about this...

269
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,564
Yeah, Mitch. Look,
you're just in time.

270
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,299
I want you to
watch something.

271
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,533
Check this out.

272
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:08,206
<i> Matt Brody,</i>
<i> U.S. swimmer, sex symbol</i>
<i> and adrenaline junkie.</i>

273
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,641
<i> How do I define myself?</i>

274
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,677
<i> 80% trill and 30% dope.</i>

275
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,613
<i> People think I'm crazy,</i>
<i> that I'm out of control.</i>

276
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,448
<i> How do you think</i>
<i> I got all this gold?</i>

277
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:17,448
<i> "Crazy</i>
<i> and out of control"</i>

278
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,518
<i> may have worked</i>
<i> for his individual events,</i>

279
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,521
<i>but when it came to the relay,</i>
<i>Brody blew it for the team.</i>

280
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,523
<i> Usa is in</i>
<i> the lead for the team relay</i>

281
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,392
<i> and Brody's in the water</i>
<i> to anchor.</i>

282
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,460
<i> Oh, my god!</i>

283
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,396
<i> Looks like he just</i>
<i> vomited in the pool.</i>

284
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,164
<i> After a night</i>
<i> of partying in rio</i>

285
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,366
<i> led to a streak of</i>
<i> bad luck in the pool,</i>

286
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,936
<i> Brody was dubbed</i>
<i> the "vomit comet."</i>

287
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,605
<i> How do you feel</i>
<i> about losing a medal</i>
<i> for your teammates?</i>

288
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,707
<i>There's no "i" in "team."</i>

289
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,643
<i>But there is a "me."</i>

290
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,045
<i> Are you dyslexic?</i>

291
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,047
<i> I'm Caucasian.</i>

292
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,152
This is the guy you think
is a good PR opportunity
for us?

293
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,621
Wow. Right?

294
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,090
He's reckless,
he's insubordinate.
Come on.

295
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,591
Which is why
we can afford him.

296
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,160
Come on, Mitch.

297
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,495
The guy's only here
because
he took a plea deal.

298
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,497
A plea deal?

299
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,066
For what?

300
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,201
The specifics
aren't important.

301
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:14,038
What's important is that
we are his community service.

302
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,340
Come on. He's a train wreck.

303
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,975
With two gold medals.

304
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,643
How many gold medals
do you have?

305
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,078
Probably zero. Okay?

306
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,582
Brody is an American hero with
the face of a Swedish model.

307
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:24,582
You're losing me.

308
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:24,582
He's one of
the best swimmers
in the whole world.

309
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:29,120
There's more to this job
than just swimming.

310
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,056
You know that.
Yeah,
there's also politics.

311
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:34,692
Now, look, Mitch,
let's be honest.

312
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,427
We're staring into
the abyss here.

313
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,263
City council's already
cut our funding again.

314
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,399
What the council wants
and what the bay needs

315
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,500
are two different things.

316
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,569
I found more flakka
this morning.

317
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,537
Clearly, we have
new dealers in the bay.

318
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,208
And this shit is like
bath salts on meth.

319
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,145
Wow, flakka?

320
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,413
Good work, Mitch.

321
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,081
I'll turn this over
to the police.

322
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,716
Hey, look.
This new guy of yours?

323
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,485
He's not ready for
this kind of trouble.

324
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,554
He doesn't need to be,
and neither do you. Okay?

325
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,722
It's not your job.

326
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,424
It's the busiest time
of the year.

327
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,760
I need you out there
shining for me.

328
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,662
All right, I'll do it.
Yes!

329
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,398
But he's got to pass
qualifiers first.

330
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,166
You got it.
Which should be easy

331
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,301
considering he's the
"best swimmer in the world."

332
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,503
Right?

333
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,305
Good afternoon,
councilman.

334
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,375
Good afternoon.
So, how is our progress?

335
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,678
Most of the council has
signed off on your terms.

336
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,713
Good.

337
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,181
And the rest are
almost there.

338
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,649
"Almost"?

339
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,585
Ugh. Councilman,

340
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,656
you seem like the kind of
man who knows how to
seize an opportunity.

341
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,691
Me, too.

342
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:45,196
Back home,
my younger brother was given
the family business to run

343
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,698
when clearly
i had the business gene.

344
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,534
Why? Because I'm a woman.

345
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,303
So I came to America,

346
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:56,340
the land of opportunity,
because
everything is fair here.

347
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,509
But who's to say anymore?

348
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,745
I have a point to prove,
councilman.

349
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,682
And I'm here to create
an opportunity for you.

350
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,760
I'm sure
they'll come around.

351
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,529
I'm sure they will, too.

352
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,435
Why does she always
look like she's running
in slo-mo?

353
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,636
You see it, too?

354
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,242
She always looks wet.
But not too wet.

355
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,310
Right.

356
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,380
She's the reason
i believe in god.

357
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,282
Hey, how's your dick?

358
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,784
Oh, uh, it's good,
you know...

359
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,352
It's better,
you know...

360
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,122
It's just ready
for action.

361
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,490
Okay.
Okay.

362
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,657
Okay.

363
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,559
I got my dick stuck
in a chair earlier.

364
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,794
What? You did?
Yeah.

365
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,262
You haven't heard
about this?

366
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,231
Yeah, I heard.
Everybody's heard.

367
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:53,397
<i> All right.</i>
<i> Welcome, everybody.</i>

368
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:59,270
<i> You know, baywatch proudly</i>
<i> accepts only one new</i>
<i> recruit every year.</i>

369
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,671
<i> But the good news for you</i>

370
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,541
<i> is that this year,</i>
<i> we've got three open spots.</i>

371
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,644
<i>Now without further ado,</i>
<i>I'd like to turn it over</i>
<i>to the man</i>

372
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,579
<i>who has 500 career saves.</i>

373
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,815
<i> Give it up for</i>
<i> lieutenant Mitch buchannon.</i>

374
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,754
<i> All right,</i>
<i> thank you.</i>
<i> Thank you.</i>

375
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,924
<i> Baywatch is</i>
<i> the elite of the elite.</i>

376
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,427
<i> Our team's commitment</i>
<i> to protecting</i>
<i> the bay at all costs</i>

377
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,429
<i> is the reason why</i>
<i> the single mom behind me</i>

378
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,865
<i> feels very comfortable</i>
<i> letting her two kids run</i>

379
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,300
<i> right into the water</i>
<i> unaccompanied.</i>

380
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,704
<i> Thanks, Mitch.</i>
<i> That's right.</i>

381
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,340
<i> And baywatch works</i>
<i> because we follow rules.</i>

382
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,310
<i> We follow rules because</i>
<i> if we don't, people die.</i>

383
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:39,477
<i> You work in an office</i>

384
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:43,548
<i>and you doze off at your desk</i>
<i>one day, no big deal.</i>

385
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,384
<i>You slack off here...</i>
<i>Say it with me...</i>

386
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,386
People die.

387
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,755
<i> So here's the thing,</i>
<i> if you've come to baywatch</i>

388
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,658
<i> on your little motorcycle,</i>
<i> thinking you're cool,</i>

389
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,626
<i> trying to work on</i>
<i> your killer tan...</i>

390
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,795
<i> Well, you need to find</i>
<i> another beach to go to.</i>

391
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,463
<i> But if you've come</i>
<i> to sacrifice</i>

392
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,666
<i> for something</i>
<i> much bigger</i>
<i> than yourself,</i>

393
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,934
<i>this is the beach for you.</i>

394
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,471
<i>But you're gonna have to</i>
<i>get through this first. C.J.?</i>

395
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,207
Yeah! C.J.!

396
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,276
<i> There are tons of qualities</i>
<i> that make a great lifeguard.</i>

397
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,212
<i> Today, we're gonna</i>
<i> test all of them</i>

398
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,547
<i> in a grueling</i>
<i> obstacle course</i>
<i> we like to call</i>

399
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,815
<i> "the absentee father."</i>

400
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,484
<i> He's tough. Brutal, even.</i>

401
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,820
<i> His presence</i>
<i> in your life is brief,</i>
<i> but it will scar you</i>

402
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,856
<i> and instill a toughness</i>
<i> in you that will carry</i>
<i> you through birthdays,</i>

403
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,227
<i> christmases and even</i>
<i> "bring your dad</i>
<i> to school day"</i>

404
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,795
<i> when your mom has</i>
<i> to put on</i>
<i> a fake moustache</i>

405
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,730
<i> just so you can fit in</i>
<i> with the other kids.</i>

406
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:34,899
<i> All right.</i>

407
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,434
<i> Thank you, c.J.</i>

408
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,902
<i> Thank you.</i>

409
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,705
<i> So get out there, kick ass</i>
<i> and make us proud.</i>

410
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,872
<i> Go, baywatch.</i>

411
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,586
On your mark.

412
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,357
Get set!

413
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,608
<i>This is baywatch, people!</i>

414
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,843
<i>- Kick those legs!</i>
- Let's go!

415
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:18,843
Come on, let's go!

416
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,412
<i> Listen to what she's saying.</i>

417
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,513
<i> Keep it going!</i>
<i> Keep it going!</i>

418
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,814
<i> You are guppies!</i>

419
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:23,814
<i> One day you will be sharks!</i>

420
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:27,418
<i>- Pick it up, folks.</i>
<i>- Move those legs!</i>

421
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,721
<i> Who's your daddy now?</i>

422
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,956
<i> Come on, guys!</i>

423
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,530
Come on, guys!
Let's go!

424
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,699
Hustle, hustle, hustle!

425
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,302
Let's go!
You got this! Come on!

426
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,871
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!

427
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,506
Up and over!

428
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,411
Let's go, come on!
Way to hustle! Come on,
you're almost there!

429
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,881
Kid's really got
no quit in him.

430
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,651
Attaboy, Ronnie!
Great job!

431
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,719
Great!

432
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:10,328
Oh, fuck.

433
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,563
You know,
you wanna be
on our team,

434
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,098
you're gonna have
to pass this course.

435
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,434
We all do.
Look. Mitch, right?

436
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,536
Lieutenant to you.
"Lieutenant"?

437
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,938
Like in the army?

438
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,908
Let me save you
some time. Okay?

439
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,845
You're not gonna be
my big brother here
and put me on the right path.

440
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,113
It doesn't work
like that.

441
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,650
I got where I am today
completely by myself.

442
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,418
So how about you
let me do my job,

443
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,420
and I'll tell you
where to send my checks?

444
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:40,091
You know,
sharks always swim slowly.

445
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,361
Until they need to attack.

446
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,528
Thank you for
that cryptic

447
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,896
and totally irrelevant
piece of information.

448
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,631
What are you,
aquaman?

449
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:51,535
'Cause I'm really confused
with what
we've been talking about.

450
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:51,535
Come on, gold medal.

451
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:55,039
You afraid I'm gonna kick
your <i> little mermaid </i> ass

452
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,708
all over this course
in front of
all these people?

453
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,677
I mean,
now you're gonna
have to beat me

454
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,712
on the big boy's course,
Princess.

455
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:48,959
Whoo!

456
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,694
Well, that was cute.

457
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:52,430
Probably in record time.
Yeah?

458
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,432
The problem is,
that's not the course.

459
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,466
That's not the course?

460
00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:55,466
So here's what
we're gonna do.

461
00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:58,068
We're gonna go over
to the real course,

462
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,937
and if you beat me
over there,

463
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,705
not only are you
on the team,

464
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:03,107
but I won't fuck
with you anymore

465
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,442
and I'll call you
by your real name.

466
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,509
Oh, really?

467
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,591
Yeah!

468
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,871
Refrigerators?

469
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:37,475
...98, 99, 100!

470
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,948
Ahhh!

471
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,685
Whoo!

472
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:51,822
That was
bullshit, Mitch.

473
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:52,490
You know
i was already gassed.

474
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:55,793
Because you were showboating.
You want to be a lifeguard,

475
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:56,961
you gotta learn to
conserve your energy.

476
00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:58,629
Conserve my energy?

477
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,265
No!

478
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,635
Help! My kids!

479
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,170
Lifeguard tower one!

480
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:42,273
Help!

481
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,045
Look out! Look out!

482
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,082
We're on the go!

483
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,284
Come on, move!

484
00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:54,718
Yo, move!

485
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,554
Watch it!
Move, move, move!

486
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,158
Hey, look out!

487
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,761
Lady, get out of the way!

488
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:18,576
My kids!
Ma'am, everything's okay.

489
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,177
I'm here to save you.
My name is Matt Brody.

490
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,314
Somebody help!
Ma'am, stop it!

491
00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:25,249
I can't save you if
you're being a dick!

492
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,653
- Where are the other two?
- "Other two"?

493
00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:30,754
Oh, shit.

494
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,067
Here you go. Here you go.
Okay.

495
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:44,969
Take him.

496
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,807
You're okay.

497
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:51,976
Come on.

498
00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,844
Breathe for me.
Come on, big man.

499
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:54,878
Come on.

500
00:26:58,249 --> 00:26:59,650
We'll set you down
right here.

501
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,852
Good. Let's get you
over. Attaboy.

502
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,189
Brody, stop!
One, two, three...

503
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,024
Brody, stop!
What? Why?

504
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,359
Her airway's blocked.

505
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,299
Okay, breathe.
C.J., she good?

506
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,068
Steph, how is she?
She's all right.

507
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,337
You're gonna be good.

508
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,772
Give me some.

509
00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:22,973
Let's get you
to your mom.

510
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:32,316
All right, guys.
Hey, listen up.

511
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:36,253
We want to thank you for
a great year of qualifiers.

512
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:39,023
For those of you who don't
go on and become trainees,

513
00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:42,026
we wanna thank you,
we expect to
see you next year.

514
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,962
To the trainees
who made it,
congratulations.

515
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,934
Oh, my god.
I made it.

516
00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:53,003
I made it!
Oh, my god.

517
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,072
Thank you so much.

518
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,373
You don't ever
have to thank me.

519
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,675
You did this one
on your own.

520
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:58,876
Thank you.
You're welcome.

521
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,378
What the fuck?
That's my name.

522
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,848
That's my name!

523
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,216
Holy shit!

524
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:06,216
I made it onto...

525
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,187
Wait. Do not tell me
that I'm the tech guy.

526
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,355
No!

527
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,057
No, I chose you
because
you have heart,

528
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,426
no quit and you leave it
all out on the beach.

529
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,028
- Thanks, Mitch.
- Congratulations.

530
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:21,899
Hey,
<i>high school musical.</i>

531
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,434
You were reckless out there.

532
00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:26,970
Completely destroyed
a motorcycle,
which you stole.

533
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:28,105
I didn't steal that.

534
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,707
I commandeered it, okay?

535
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,109
Because it was faster
and clearly had insurance.

536
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:32,109
And by the way,

537
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:36,714
the lady that I saved,
she didn't seem to mind.

538
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,915
Let me tell you
something, man,

539
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,216
the rescues don't mean
a thing

540
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,051
if you put other people
in danger. Okay?

541
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,187
Now, I get it,
you're fast,
you're fearless.

542
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,222
And I have to make you
a trainee, butterfly,

543
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,256
but you got
a lot to learn.

544
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:47,858
All right.
Thank you, lieutenant.

545
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:53,197
All right,
listen up!

546
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,332
Training begins at 0600.

547
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,935
Hot wheels,
I'll see you back
here in the morning.

548
00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,069
Sure thing, lieutenant.

549
00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:01,839
Welcome to baywatch.

550
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:05,242
All right.

551
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:09,046
Hey,
I'm so glad
i caught you all.

552
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,750
I don't mean
to interrupt,

553
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,952
but everyone on the beach
is talking about you guys.

554
00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,220
Thank you.

555
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,889
Brody, that save
sounds incredible.

556
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,791
Impulsive,
but incredible.

557
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,326
Appreciate it.
See that?

558
00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,294
Ah, we're just doing
our jobs.

559
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,362
Oh.

560
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,931
Hey, guys, this is
Victoria Leeds,

561
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,100
the new owner of
the Huntley club.

562
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:30,100
Hey. How you doing?
Hey.

563
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,036
Well, I just wanted
to invite all of you

564
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,972
to the Huntley.
We're having
an open house.

565
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,975
It's a kind of a "meet
the neighbors" thing.

566
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,144
Look, I know that
the club's kind of
"fancy"

567
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,379
and probably not
your scene,

568
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,515
but you have
a standing invitation.

569
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:47,918
Thank you.
We'll keep that in mind.
I'll meet you guys over there.

570
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,820
Please, join us,
okay?

571
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,789
Whoa!

572
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:52,923
Easy.
Oh.

573
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,458
You okay?
Yeah.

574
00:29:57,862 --> 00:30:00,063
I'll see you there?
See you then.

575
00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:01,465
Let's go, Frankie.

576
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,029
Brody?

577
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,331
Hey.
What are you doing?

578
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,967
Nothing.
I was just, uh...

579
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,368
You know, stargazing.

580
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:39,837
Under a pier?

581
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,105
Yeah. That way.

582
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:42,105
Look, you're on the team,

583
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:46,410
and, um, I don't want
anyone on the team
sleeping outside, so...

584
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:48,378
Yeah, come on.
You're coming with me.
Let's go.

585
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,547
Brody, let's go,
i don't want to wait
for you. Come on.

586
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,316
Thank you
again, so much.

587
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:52,316
Really embarrassed.

588
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,586
Yeah, no,
it's totally cool.
Don't worry about it.

589
00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,487
Oh, I forgot something
in my car.

590
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:57,487
Um, just...
Just knock.

591
00:30:57,489 --> 00:31:00,991
You sure Stephanie
won't mind? It's cool?

592
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,026
It's cool.
She won't
mind at all.

593
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,161
Thank you so much.

594
00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:05,996
This is really
cool of you guys.

595
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,197
Mmm-hmm.
No problem.

596
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,466
What the fuck?

597
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,304
'Sup.
Hey.

598
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:15,505
This is your house,
isn't it?

599
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,975
Yeah, this is, um...
It's my house.

600
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:19,009
Yeah.

601
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,577
I assume you need
a place to crash.

602
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,479
Yeah.
Come on in.

603
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,649
Just like c.J.,
always picking up strays.

604
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,995
Quit looking
at little Mitch!
It's creepy.

605
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,664
Come and see where
you're gonna crash.

606
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:42,266
There's your cot.

607
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,169
Don't Jack off
on my sheets.

608
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:47,271
Don't.

609
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,174
<i> I can't find my hermit crab.</i>

610
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,310
<i> I think he ran out</i>
<i> earlier today.</i>

611
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:56,079
<i> He's got short legs,</i>
<i> but he's got</i>
<i> a fast walk, so,</i>

612
00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:59,116
<i> if you'd keep eyes open,</i>
<i> I'd appreciate that.</i>

613
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,520
<i> I will</i>
<i> start combing the beach</i>
<i> first thing at sunup.</i>

614
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,157
<i> This is</i>
<i> echo bravo 153.</i>
<i> Go ahead.</i>

615
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:10,661
Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
turn the c.B. Off in my room?

616
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:12,262
<i>Jonas brother, listen to me.</i>

617
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,397
<i>Get your beauty rest.</i>

618
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,565
<i>We're starting bright</i>
<i>and early tomorrow.</i>

619
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,642
How was
your first riptide?

620
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,112
It stings!

621
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,014
That's just
the lactic acid.

622
00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:33,016
Actually, it's
the jellyfish
stuck to you.

623
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,386
What the fuck?

624
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:39,556
Oh, my god!

625
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,024
One, two, three.
Cross.

626
00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:42,192
One, two, three.

627
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,461
Keep your hands up.
One, two, duck! Again.

628
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,963
One, two, duck!

629
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,197
Nice!

630
00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,339
What you, uh...
What you doing
there, killer?

631
00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,107
Um, I don't know.

632
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,444
I don't know.
Okay.

633
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:03,213
Honestly,
i don't even know
what I'm doing here.

634
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,649
Mitch sees
something in you.

635
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:08,118
And I see it,
too. I do.

636
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,453
I really do.

637
00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:11,521
What?

638
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,056
What?

639
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,225
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

640
00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:18,462
Very important lesson.

641
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,464
That is
the devil's urchin.

642
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:21,565
One prick out of
that thing

643
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,100
will give you
enough adrenaline

644
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,534
to choke out
a pissed-off bull.

645
00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,403
The only problem is,
after that,

646
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:28,505
you say some crazy-ass shit,
and then you fucking die.

647
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,475
Now pick that up
and take it
to tower one.

648
00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:34,478
So these are just like
laying around everywhere?

649
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:34,478
Do you want me
to help you?

650
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,048
Okay, look,
let's just be honest,
all right?

651
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,217
I mean,
we've lost him.

652
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,486
No, it's not
your fault.
No, Ted.

653
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,787
Not my boy Ted.

654
00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:45,756
Why, why, Ted?
Why you, Ted?

655
00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:47,290
Why?

656
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:50,260
Don't you do
this to me, Ted!
Don't you do this!

657
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:51,728
Okay, no.
But, seriously,
i got to help you

658
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:55,332
because you are
gonna kill someone
with that technique.

659
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Okay. Ready?

660
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,403
Wait, summer,
do you have time
to study later?

661
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:00,637
Yeah. Um...

662
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,674
Did you just, uh,
look at my boobs?

663
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,410
I... was not
my intention.

664
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:09,379
I didn't, uh, stare
directly at them.

665
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,614
You're looking
at them right now.

666
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:12,249
Now I did.

667
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,517
'Cause you're
talking about them.

668
00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:15,719
Testing. Failed.

669
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,220
Oh, my god.
Well, we're gonna be

670
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,688
in swimsuits
a lot, so...
Yeah.

671
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,290
If it's gonna be
a problem for you...

672
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:22,092
There's not
a problem for me.

673
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,493
At all. Cool.
Yeah.

674
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,362
All right. You just
looked at them again.

675
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,564
No, I didn't.
I was... I didn't...
Yeah, you did.

676
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,499
Well, when you
point them out
like that...

677
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,668
It's a compliment
if you think
about it, sort of.

678
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,608
Victoria.

679
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:38,608
I'm gonna need more time.

680
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:43,447
Do I strike you as
a patient woman, councilman?

681
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:47,651
No, no, I got the council
to sign off on
your real estate proposal.

682
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,519
Just some property owners
won't give approval.

683
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,587
But I'm working on it.

684
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,156
Yeah, well,
you just ran out of time.

685
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:55,792
Leon, would you show
Mr. Rodriguez

686
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:58,161
what we do to people
who don't deliver?

687
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:02,399
I know
you're dealing flakka,

688
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:06,369
which is gonna
drive down real estate
prices in the bay,

689
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:07,671
right? Right?

690
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:11,274
So if anything happens
to me, I will expose you.

691
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,844
And then you'll never get
your approvals.

692
00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:15,846
Such accusations.

693
00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:17,814
I'm not a bond villain.

694
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:19,182
Well, yet.

695
00:35:19,517 --> 00:35:20,717
You're in politics.

696
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:20,717
You know that no one can
claw their way to the top

697
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,789
without getting
a little dirt under
their fingernails.

698
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:29,392
Clearly,
i overestimated you.

699
00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,194
But calling me
a drug dealer...

700
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,465
It's so much bigger
than that, you know?

701
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,234
I...
Leon...

702
00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:38,602
Teach him
some manners.

703
00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:41,171
Have fun, boys.

704
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,173
I agree with...

705
00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:44,307
I overstepped.

706
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,276
I overstepped,
Victoria.

707
00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:48,411
Guys, we can talk
about this.

708
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,415
Leon doesn't talk.
He's a man of action.

709
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,518
There's a purity
to that.
I'm going to kill you.

710
00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:57,454
Damn it.
You do that every time.

711
00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,789
I build you up,
and then you ruin
the mystique.

712
00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:19,910
See something you like?
Jesus Christ.

713
00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:22,846
You, uh...
You got me.

714
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,749
You're gonna be cool
and go talk to her
like a real man,

715
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,851
or you gonna stand up here
and be creepy creeperton

716
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:27,851
through the binoculars?

717
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,687
Look, man, I'm fine
in that department,

718
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,889
so don't worry about me.
Yeah.

719
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,625
I'm sure your approach
to women is snapchatting
a dick pic or two.

720
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,260
Don't ever do that.

721
00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:40,664
A lot of people
screenshot them
nowadays.

722
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:43,366
Yeah. If it leaks
on the Internet,
it's terrible.

723
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:43,633
Hola? <i> Is anyone there?</i>

724
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:46,236
This is baywatch. What is
your emergency? Over.

725
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:52,876
What is your
position? Over.

726
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:56,947
Gringa,
<i> my position is the ocean.</i>

727
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,718
Okay, call coast guard.
We got a 10-73.

728
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,220
I'm gonna take
the waverunner.
"10-73"?

729
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,487
You and c.J.
Take rescue one.

730
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,989
- Go, go, go!
- Rescue one, asap.

731
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,791
Hold up! Wait, what, what?
What are we doing?

732
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:08,959
Shit.

733
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,629
Summer?
What's a 10-73?
Fire!

734
00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,231
"Fire"? What does that mean?
In the ocean?

735
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,498
You need to
start studying!

736
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,467
Yeah, I know.
Got it. I'm there.

737
00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:18,702
See you out there.

738
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,007
Come on.
Let's go.
I'm coming!

739
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:25,709
If you're comin',
hurry up.
Where's mine?

740
00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:26,776
You don't get one.

741
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,647
Whoa!

742
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:31,948
Come on.
Quit screwing around!

743
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,416
Could you wait for me?
Come on.

744
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,918
God damn it, let's go.

745
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,353
Go, go, go!

746
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:43,960
Lock your arms around
my waist or you're gonna
fucking fall off again!

747
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,463
This is
so awkward, dude.
Hold on. Hold on.

748
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:48,665
How many buckets of
lotion do you wear a day?

749
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,800
You're like a greasy,
hairless gorilla.

750
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,873
Don't worry, guys!
I got it.

751
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,309
I'll take care of...
If the fire spreads...

752
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:06,316
All right, I need you
to take the throttle.

753
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:06,316
That's impossible.

754
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:10,387
Go between my arms
and take
the fucking throttle!

755
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,427
Holy shit.

756
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:32,942
When I say so,
hard right turn.

757
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,978
What?
Three.

758
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,914
Two. One. Go!
Oh, shit, man.
I don't know.

759
00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:10,113
Oh, thank god.

760
00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:11,648
Are you
the fire water man?

761
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:11,648
Tell me, where are
your friends?

762
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,017
I don't know.
Okay.
You stay right here.

763
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,385
Don't move. Okay?
Okay.

764
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:22,959
Help!

765
00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:24,994
Down here!

766
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,499
Is anyone there?

767
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,401
I hear you!

768
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,636
Get to the front of
the boat! We're coming!

769
00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:34,838
Help!

770
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:37,807
Help me!

771
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:41,811
Mitch!

772
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:50,019
Portside.

773
00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:56,926
Over here!

774
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,628
In the front!
Fuck.

775
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,530
There's a girl trapped
in the front of the boat!

776
00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:01,898
There's too much fire!

777
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,468
No way.

778
00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:07,737
C.J.!

779
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,475
Okay, <i> guapo.</i>

780
00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:14,544
If you want me,
you can have me.

781
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,980
But <i> rapido </i> because
the boat is on fire.

782
00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:18,715
Some other time.
No...

783
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,422
Are you all right?
Can you hear me?

784
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:26,723
No, I'm not okay!

785
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,660
Help! Please!

786
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:34,831
Help! In here!

787
00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:40,670
Do not go under
that fire, Brody!

788
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:41,871
Wait!

789
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,507
In here!

790
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,943
Please! Help!

791
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,511
Oh, my god!
Take my hand.

792
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:49,712
Trust me.

793
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:54,117
Are you hurt?
No. I'm okay.

794
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,685
Good. Hang on.
What?

795
00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,086
C.J.!

796
00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:58,855
Portside!

797
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,662
Miss, are you okay?

798
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:06,796
Can you help me?

799
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,665
Are you all right?
Are you hurt?

800
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:28,918
Brody!

801
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,728
Oh.

802
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:39,863
Are you okay?

803
00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:41,798
That was such
a great plan,

804
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800
just to see fire and
just swim right into it.

805
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,569
You care about me.

806
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:48,905
I care about you.
Ugh.

807
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:50,240
Get off that boat, Mitch.

808
00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:19,536
...eight, nine, ten.

809
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,643
Come on.

810
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:28,978
Hey, other than him,
we did good, right?

811
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,113
Like,
we saved everyone.

812
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:31,581
Yes, including you.

813
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:32,782
I know that.

814
00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:35,051
I'm just saying,
all things considered,

815
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,053
things could've gone
a lot worse.

816
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:38,755
Come on!

817
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,723
Is he going to be okay?

818
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,158
Do you know what happened
to the councilman?

819
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,660
No, I don't know.

820
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:43,660
We were partying,

821
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:48,031
and then when
we came upstairs, the boat
was already on fire.

822
00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,076
You disobeyed
an order out there,
put yourself in danger.

823
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,844
You can't save anyone
if you die.

824
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:04,147
Yeah, I know.
I messed up. Okay?

825
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,082
I'm just... what are
we still doing here?

826
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,650
Just write this down.
Can we just go?

827
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,852
Victim is male,
five foot nine...

828
00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,589
Hey, hey, hey.
Get back right now.
Do not contaminate

829
00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:13,790
my crime scene.

830
00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:14,991
Come on, ellerbee.

831
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:17,727
Don't give me any of
that jurisdiction shit.

832
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:19,929
Uh, no, I won't,
because technically,

833
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,098
you don't have
a jurisdiction,
lifeguard.

834
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:26,035
You got one job, make
sure swim-happy white
people don't drown.

835
00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:29,973
Technically, that boat out
there is the coast guard's
jurisdiction. Okay?

836
00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:32,308
And if I would've
waited for them, all
these girls would be dead.

837
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,610
What?
We would have died?

838
00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,912
Burned to a crisp.
I'm not ready to die!

839
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:38,047
I know.
It's okay, you're not.

840
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,683
So technically,
we saved lives.

841
00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:42,619
Technically,
i see a dead body,

842
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,355
which technically makes
this a crime scene.

843
00:43:45,357 --> 00:43:48,625
Hey, technically, these
"technically's" are wasting
a lot of time, technically.

844
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:49,892
Thank you,
blue-eyed demon.

845
00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:53,696
And as far as this
dead body goes, look.

846
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,099
Badge on a uniform.

847
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,101
Patch on a swimsuit.

848
00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,936
Lieutenant. Beat cop.

849
00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:01,938
So keep us informed

850
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:03,373
of the investigation
and we're gonna do the same.

851
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,842
All right. Hey, how do
i keep in touch?

852
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:05,842
Seashell phone,

853
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:10,413
or do I just
blow into the conch
and you appear?

854
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:10,413
That's the spirit,
ellerbee.

855
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:14,117
Just call me
on the shell phone.
That's all you gotta do.

856
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,685
I'll tell you this,
if you crack this case,

857
00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:16,953
they're gonna upgrade
you to a Segway

858
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,688
and they're gonna give you
big-boy pants to wear,

859
00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:19,956
cover up
those chicken legs.

860
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:23,726
Oh, Christ, that's...
Councilman Rodriguez.

861
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:25,695
Good luck, officer.

862
00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:43,913
Damn, Ronnie.
C.J.!

863
00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:45,248
Please!

864
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,749
Oh, shit.

865
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,751
I never really heard
a guy sing that song,

866
00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:50,186
but you're really good.

867
00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:52,055
Thank you.

868
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,758
Uh, c.J., what are
you doing here?

869
00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:58,861
Here? Oh, um,
it's a coed shower.

870
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,396
Coed, cool.

871
00:45:01,398 --> 00:45:01,397
Cool, cool, cool.

872
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:07,370
Yeah, coed is cool
with me, 'cause I'm
cool with the coeds.

873
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:09,906
I'm taking lunch orders.
Do you want anything?

874
00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:14,977
I would like a salad.

875
00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:16,079
You sure?

876
00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:18,081
This place has really
good cheesesteaks,

877
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:21,050
meatball subs,
foot-longs.

878
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:24,954
They really hit the spot.
No, I'll have a salad.

879
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:28,725
I'm just a straight-up
leafy green type of guy.

880
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:30,093
That's my type of jam.

881
00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,895
Just hook me up
with a salad.

882
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:34,497
Okay. Salad.

883
00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:36,332
Cool. All right.
Great.

884
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:41,938
By the way, uh,
when we shower in here,
we, uh, keep our suits on.

885
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:45,174
Right, Phil, Sarah?

886
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:47,310
But your, uh, clean nips
are looking really good.

887
00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:48,778
Ah!

888
00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:53,082
Thanks.
Bye.

889
00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:59,288
Oh, god.

890
00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:01,958
Why me?

891
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,230
How was
your day today?

892
00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,899
Uh, I don't know.
A guy died.

893
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:12,401
Maybe this is why
we keep losing recruits.

894
00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:14,771
- They can't handle it.
- Yeah.

895
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:14,771
I mean, now that
you know our job

896
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:18,207
is much more
than you expected, right,
the stakes are higher.

897
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,010
What happened today,
while very tragic,
unfortunately, it does happen.

898
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:23,446
So if you want to quit,
hey, we totally get it.

899
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,014
But if you don't and
you choose to stay,

900
00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,916
just know that baywatch
is more than a job.

901
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,084
It's a way of life.

902
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:29,152
"A way of life."

903
00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:32,155
You and I both know
I'm sticking around.

904
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,524
Am I the only one
that got a salad?

905
00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:38,094
Look, this is what
i don't understand,
okay?

906
00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:40,463
A guy dies.
That's tragic.

907
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,266
But that doesn't mean
that there's anything
sinister going on.

908
00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:44,901
Okay? And even if
there was,

909
00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,136
that's not our job.
That's not what we do.

910
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,206
We're lifeguards.
So, this, technically,
has nothing to do with us.

911
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,475
You just heard that cop.
He just told us that.

912
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,510
I just thought you
had to be on a really
restrictive diet

913
00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,212
to look like you guys.

914
00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:59,215
Brody, what is it
that you think we do
here at baywatch?

915
00:46:59,217 --> 00:46:59,215
I thought
we were lifeguards.

916
00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:02,852
I thought that
we prevent people
from getting sunburned

917
00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,921
and, yeah, occasionally
stop them from drowning.

918
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,389
And that's all you
think that this is?

919
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,523
It's exactly what
i thought it was.

920
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:09,258
C.J., how about
you throw a few

921
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,028
of last month's
cases at olympiad here
and see what he'd do.

922
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,996
"Cases"?
Okay, um...

923
00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:15,965
School of manta ray
in the cove?

924
00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:17,366
You call animal control?

925
00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:19,068
Before animal control
shows up,

926
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:21,304
the school of manta ray
fly up out of the water,

927
00:47:21,306 --> 00:47:23,172
sting someone in
the chest and they die.

928
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:23,172
Steve irwin, r.I.P.

929
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:27,610
How about, uh, sand grifters
running a con on the beach,
right?

930
00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:30,980
Well, I'm not exactly sure
what a sand grifter is,
Stephanie.

931
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,114
But I would probably
call the cops.

932
00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:34,450
Sand grifters are,
uh, beach thieves.

933
00:47:34,618 --> 00:47:36,953
Okay, so while you're
working on your tan,

934
00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:39,121
they're stealing things
from families on the beach.

935
00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:39,121
I'll give you
one better.

936
00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:43,125
How about diamond smugglers
who are putting
the rocks in surfboards

937
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:43,125
and bringing them ashore?

938
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:43,125
Everything that you guys
are talking about

939
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:50,266
sounds like a really,
like, entertaining,
but far-fetched TV show.

940
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,269
But if that was the case,
i would
definitely call the cops.

941
00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:55,571
We could call the cops,
and then do nothing,

942
00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:57,506
like most people would.
But that's not us,

943
00:47:57,508 --> 00:47:58,908
it's not
how we operate.

944
00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:00,409
We watch when other people
don't want to watch.

945
00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:03,045
We protect when other people
don't want to protect.

946
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,915
If we do the bare minimum,
sometimes people die.

947
00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:09,952
Guys, we have flakka
that just washed ashore.

948
00:48:09,954 --> 00:48:12,889
That shit is hardcore
and it fucking kills people.

949
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,523
And now we got
a dead body in our bay.

950
00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:17,226
And the girls on that boat
had the same drugs on them

951
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,896
that I found
in front of
Leeds's club.

952
00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:23,566
So my gut says that
it's all connected.

953
00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:27,103
Wait, Leeds did say
there'd be an open
house tonight, right?

954
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:28,571
Yes, she did.

955
00:48:29,306 --> 00:48:30,673
And we're all going.

956
00:48:48,993 --> 00:48:50,293
What'd you find
on chen?

957
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:52,228
No criminal record.
No fetishes.

958
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:54,163
No weird photos.
He's clean.

959
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:56,465
Makes me feel weird
about the stuff I have
going on in my life.

960
00:48:57,968 --> 00:48:59,235
What about
his bank accounts?

961
00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:00,303
Account.

962
00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:01,604
This dude is
not rich at all.

963
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,440
All his money is tied up
in real estate in the bay.

964
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,342
Well, I guess you'll have
to help me persuade him

965
00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:07,643
some other way.

966
00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:09,145
Every man has a price.

967
00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:11,013
Speaking of which,

968
00:49:11,015 --> 00:49:13,683
I know you've been using
my special set of skills

969
00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:15,484
for your own
nefarious purposes,

970
00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:17,286
but additional compensation

971
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:21,324
would go a long way
in motivating me to
keep my mouth shut.

972
00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:26,262
You're blackmailing me.

973
00:49:26,264 --> 00:49:29,031
Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
Dave...

974
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:33,002
I really admire a man
who knows how to
seize an opportunity.

975
00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,370
I'm very impressed.

976
00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:37,740
Keep up the good work.
Thanks.

977
00:49:38,408 --> 00:49:41,043
Do we have a deal, or...

978
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:42,745
I need some closure.

979
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:46,716
Hey.
Hi.

980
00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:46,716
Wow, you look
really nice.

981
00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:49,685
Hey, you look
really nice, too,
baby gap.

982
00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:51,487
That shirt come
in big-boy size?

983
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,722
Well, at least
I'm undercover.

984
00:49:52,724 --> 00:49:54,256
Look at you.
You didn't even try.

985
00:49:54,258 --> 00:49:57,526
All right, guys,
we got a very big night,
with one goal in mind.

986
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,395
It's our only shot to prove
that they're dealing here,

987
00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,463
so we gotta make it right.

988
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:03,532
So, c.J. And Ronnie,
find out who's selling.

989
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:06,102
Summer, keep an eye on
Leeds and her thugs.

990
00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:08,671
Then Mitch and I will search
the place for where
she hides the product.

991
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:10,006
Brody?
What?

992
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:11,407
You're our lookout.
Lookout?

993
00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,776
Guys, if you want to
find drugs at a party,

994
00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:15,611
I can walk in there
and find drugs.

995
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:16,712
It'd take me, like,
five minutes.

996
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,614
Not 'cause I do it
all the time.

997
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,349
I'm just saying
it's not rocket science.

998
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,451
Okay, troubled youth.
Thank you for that.

999
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,420
The only way
this whole thing is
gonna work out

1000
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,188
is if everyone,
everyone,
does their job.

1001
00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:28,758
Can you handle that,
Malibu Ken?
Yeah.

1002
00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:32,228
What?

1003
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:32,228
Why is everyone
looking at me? Summer.

1004
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:37,333
Hey, am I the only one
that thinks this is clearly
a job for the police?

1005
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,467
Yes.
Yes.

1006
00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:40,136
Fuck it.

1007
00:50:55,185 --> 00:50:58,454
Mr. chen, I'm so glad
you could make it.

1008
00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:01,157
I wanted to meet
the new neighbor everyone
is talking about.

1009
00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:03,726
So I presume you know
why I had to invite you.

1010
00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:07,096
I am not interested in
selling my properties.

1011
00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:09,065
Why don't you think
about it, okay?

1012
00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:13,569
I of all people know
how hard it is
to run a business.

1013
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,605
You never know when
a dry spell could come.

1014
00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:18,107
What are you thinking?

1015
00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:21,410
I think we case it
and I'll meet you
back here in five.

1016
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,112
All right.
Sounds good.
All right, Steph.

1017
00:51:23,313 --> 00:51:25,414
So where should I,
like, look out from?

1018
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,716
Hey. How are you?

1019
00:51:41,231 --> 00:51:42,598
Victoria.

1020
00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:49,772
You killed Rodriguez
in front of witnesses.

1021
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,340
What the fuck
were you thinking?

1022
00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:53,109
They were high.
They didn't
see anything.

1023
00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:54,643
They better not have.

1024
00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:56,545
Because now Dave
knows too much.

1025
00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:58,347
And this better
not come back to me.

1026
00:51:58,349 --> 00:51:59,682
I can't have
this unraveling.

1027
00:51:59,684 --> 00:52:00,850
Got it?

1028
00:52:00,852 --> 00:52:02,685
Now go clean up
your mess.

1029
00:52:05,722 --> 00:52:07,690
Brody.
Mmm.

1030
00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:09,325
I'm so glad you came.

1031
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,693
Oh, gosh.

1032
00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:13,629
Let's get you a real drink.
Greg, the good stuff.

1033
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,632
Scotch is
your drink, right?
Yeah.

1034
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,367
This is a really nice place
you have here.

1035
00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:19,802
You have great taste.

1036
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,570
I really respect that.

1037
00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:25,875
It's nice to have somebody
who respects you, you know?

1038
00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,279
Oh...

1039
00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,881
I sense trouble.

1040
00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:36,719
I think I'm just, uh,

1041
00:52:37,454 --> 00:52:38,821
not used to having a boss.

1042
00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:40,756
Mitch is threatened.

1043
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:42,791
He should be thrilled
to have you.

1044
00:52:42,793 --> 00:52:44,393
Yeah, you'd think.

1045
00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:45,794
Oh, my god.

1046
00:52:46,363 --> 00:52:48,697
"Lieutenant Matt Brody."

1047
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:51,934
That has such
an amazing ring to it.
Don't you think?

1048
00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:54,537
Yeah.

1049
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,307
Here. Keep
the whole bottle.

1050
00:52:58,309 --> 00:53:00,242
I think you need it.

1051
00:53:00,244 --> 00:53:02,178
This'll be fun.
Thank you.

1052
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,248
Hey.

1053
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,716
Did you get
any intel on Leeds?

1054
00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,685
Yeah, I got intel.
That's awesome.

1055
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,788
Single malt
35-year-old intel.

1056
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,456
And it's fucking
delicious.

1057
00:53:15,325 --> 00:53:16,825
All right, I think
i got something.

1058
00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,360
Found our access point.

1059
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,329
Where is Brody?
Have you seen him?

1060
00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,430
No. No time.

1061
00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:22,765
We gotta move
without him.

1062
00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:24,266
Yeah, but we need
our lookout.

1063
00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:25,801
What's your deal?
You like torturing guys?

1064
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:27,703
No.
Yeah, you do.

1065
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,540
Well, I mean,
i have three brothers, so
I've had a lot of practice.

1066
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,608
Mmm.

1067
00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:33,943
I take it
you're an only child.

1068
00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,211
I don't know, honestly.

1069
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:35,211
You don't know?

1070
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:38,681
I grew up in
a foster home.
Oh, shit.

1071
00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:41,650
Three of them,
actually.
I'm sorry.

1072
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:41,650
Mmm. Don't be.

1073
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:44,220
It was pretty cool.
One of them had a pool.

1074
00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:45,487
If it wasn't for
that pool,

1075
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:46,989
I probably wouldn't have
gone to the Olympics.

1076
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,624
Yeah. I mean,
that's amazing.

1077
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:51,327
Go from foster home
to winning a gold medal.

1078
00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,529
Two.
Two gold medals.

1079
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:56,765
And I fucking busted my ass
for those gold medals,

1080
00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,567
so you can't blame me
for celebrating.

1081
00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,336
Yeah. Huh.

1082
00:54:00,338 --> 00:54:02,838
I mean, I've always
wondered what happened
that night.

1083
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,609
I knew the relay
was the next day,
but those guys...

1084
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:09,378
They didn't care about me.
They just needed me to win.

1085
00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,947
Well, you certainly made
sure they did not win.

1086
00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:14,984
I lost way
more than they did.

1087
00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:16,952
Okay? I lost
all my sponsors.

1088
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,588
I'm an olympic champion
and I'm fucking broke.

1089
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:23,259
Ronnie, hey.
What?

1090
00:54:23,261 --> 00:54:25,661
Okay, listen. I need you
to create
a distraction for Leeds.

1091
00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:25,661
What? How?

1092
00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:27,896
Remember
the first time
i met you?

1093
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,531
The night at chen's?

1094
00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:30,633
Oh, yeah.

1095
00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:32,401
What? No.

1096
00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:33,569
Yes.
No!

1097
00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:34,637
Yes!
Mitch, no!

1098
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:35,704
Yes. Yes!
No!

1099
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:36,939
No!
God damn it, Ronnie.

1100
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:36,939
You listen to me,
and you listen good.

1101
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:42,544
Every team has a ringer,
and you and only
you are my ringer.

1102
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:44,413
Well, then I guess
I'm your ringer.

1103
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,415
You are my goddamn ringer.

1104
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:50,052
Ring, ring?
Ring, ring.

1105
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,356
Yeah. Oh, god.

1106
00:54:56,026 --> 00:54:57,559
Oh, could I...

1107
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:00,029
Will you just have
one drink with me?

1108
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,931
You should probably
actually stop drinking

1109
00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:04,767
because you're supposed to
be the lookout for Mitch.

1110
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,769
I am looking out for Mitch.

1111
00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:10,606
Leeds is right there.
I'm gonna go check it out.

1112
00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:12,408
<i> Ladies and gentlemen.</i>

1113
00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:16,945
<i> A warm welcome to our host,</i>
<i> Victoria Leeds!</i>

1114
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:20,316
Thank you. Thank you.

1115
00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,517
<i> So many people.</i>

1116
00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:26,055
<i> So as a welcome</i>
<i> to the bay, I, uh...</i>

1117
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,991
<i> Oh, god. Mitch,</i>
<i> this is for you.</i>

1118
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:30,926
<i> Oh, wait.</i>
<i> Uh, no, Victoria.</i>

1119
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:34,563
<i> I have something</i>
<i> very special planned</i>
<i> for you, for everyone.</i>

1120
00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:36,432
<i> So god help us.</i>

1121
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:37,866
Aw.

1122
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:40,035
I'll just put
that down. Okay.

1123
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:42,571
Hit it.

1124
00:56:21,978 --> 00:56:23,512
That's weird.

1125
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,947
Who's Angelo's
fish company?

1126
00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:27,015
Doesn't the Huntley get
their fish from Flynn's?

1127
00:56:27,017 --> 00:56:28,550
Let's check it out.

1128
00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:32,388
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

1129
00:56:39,529 --> 00:56:40,662
Mitch.

1130
00:56:40,664 --> 00:56:42,831
I just got
a little hunch, okay?

1131
00:56:45,002 --> 00:56:46,168
Shit.

1132
00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:49,772
You two, what are you
doing back here?

1133
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,173
Hey.

1134
00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:53,709
First date.
You can't blame me,
right?

1135
00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:07,523
So juvenile.

1136
00:57:07,724 --> 00:57:08,824
I'm onto you all.

1137
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:09,458
Ladies and gentlemen,

1138
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:13,562
put your hands together
for whatever that was.

1139
00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:34,750
You did good, Ronnie.

1140
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,052
Where'd you learn
to dance like that?

1141
00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:40,923
Hebrew school.

1142
00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:49,832
You were supposed to be
there for us tonight.

1143
00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:52,100
You had a job to do.

1144
00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:54,169
And now you're trashed.

1145
00:57:54,904 --> 00:57:56,905
See, I just... I don't
understand this, man.

1146
00:57:56,907 --> 00:57:59,241
If you really think that
there's drugs here,

1147
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:00,642
call the police.

1148
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:02,010
And then what?

1149
00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:05,214
We get a few minnows?
The big whale gets away?

1150
00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:06,982
Do you hear yourself
when you talk?

1151
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,952
I dare you to say one thing
without the ocean in it.

1152
00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,520
I dare you.

1153
00:58:11,522 --> 00:58:12,754
We were depending
on you tonight.

1154
00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:16,225
And you fucked up... again.

1155
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,530
Watch yourself.

1156
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:27,002
Really?

1157
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,737
Get this through
your head, Mitch.

1158
00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:32,274
You're not a cop.
You're not
the fucking equalizer.

1159
00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:33,942
You're a lifeguard,
Mitch,

1160
00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,878
who sits in
his fucking tower
all day,

1161
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,747
'cause that's the only place
he has any sort of power.

1162
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,582
This is
the real world, Mitch.

1163
00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:42,050
Lifeguards can't do shit.

1164
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:43,118
Come on.

1165
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,554
Don't fucking touch me.

1166
00:58:45,889 --> 00:58:47,823
Let's go.
Or what?

1167
00:58:48,224 --> 00:58:49,725
What're you
gonna do, Mitch?

1168
00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:56,932
Shit.

1169
00:58:58,002 --> 00:58:59,101
Shit.
I didn't touch you.

1170
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,202
You dick.

1171
00:59:02,906 --> 00:59:04,139
Cool off, pool boy.

1172
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:11,713
That's him!
The vomit comet!

1173
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:17,586
What are you guys
standing around for?

1174
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,154
Let's do some shots!

1175
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,327
Whoo!

1176
01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,731
Hey.
Hey. Thank you.

1177
01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:37,933
Summer, this is
your day today.

1178
01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,002
Yeah, I know it.

1179
01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:49,378
Mitch?

1180
01:00:52,248 --> 01:00:52,247
Hey, man,
i think, uh...

1181
01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:57,819
I think we both said
a few things last night
that we didn't mean.

1182
01:00:58,421 --> 01:01:01,089
Not me.
I meant every word.

1183
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:01,089
Come on, man.

1184
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:04,826
You've never gotten drunk
and said
something you don't mean?

1185
01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,262
Seriously?

1186
01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:10,032
I fucked up, man.
I know that.

1187
01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:15,103
I'm sorry.

1188
01:01:23,813 --> 01:01:25,881
I watched you win
two gold medals.

1189
01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:30,152
You were amazing
when it was just you.

1190
01:01:31,921 --> 01:01:31,920
But when it came
to the relay,

1191
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:36,058
being part of your team,
your olympic team,
your family,

1192
01:01:37,794 --> 01:01:40,195
you blew it.
'Cause you're selfish.

1193
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:44,032
Baywatch is our team.
Baywatch is our family.

1194
01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:46,001
These are the keys
to our house.

1195
01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:46,968
But you've proven to me

1196
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,971
that you don't want to be
part of this family.

1197
01:01:50,973 --> 01:01:52,140
So you're done.

1198
01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,110
'Cause the only thing
you give a shit about

1199
01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:56,845
is yourself
and your medals.

1200
01:01:58,247 --> 01:01:59,448
You talking 'bout
this medal?

1201
01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,926
Wow, that's really
impressive.

1202
01:02:11,127 --> 01:02:12,728
Don't you have
two of them, though?

1203
01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:14,062
That's not the point.

1204
01:02:15,131 --> 01:02:15,130
That's polluting.

1205
01:02:15,132 --> 01:02:18,433
Listen, Mitch, I know
i messed up, okay?

1206
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:19,935
I should have listened.

1207
01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:22,471
I want to be
a part of this team.

1208
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:27,075
And I will not
let you down again,
i swear.

1209
01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:32,380
And by the way,
i think you're
right about Leeds.

1210
01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:35,751
And the councilman...
Councilman...
What's his face?

1211
01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:37,486
Councilman Rodriguez.
Uh... yeah.

1212
01:02:37,488 --> 01:02:39,921
Rodriguez,
that's it.
The dead guy.

1213
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:42,324
He had this watch.
It was a nice tag watch.

1214
01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,192
Yeah, I've seen
that watch, too.

1215
01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:45,961
On one of Leeds's thugs.

1216
01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:47,929
That's it. See?

1217
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:52,534
I want to help, man.
And I want to...

1218
01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:55,237
I want to help.

1219
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:07,883
All right.
I'll give you another shot.

1220
01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:12,053
Councilman Rodriguez
is connected to all
of this somehow.

1221
01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:14,523
And the coroner's office
just released his body.

1222
01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:16,324
And I got a plan.

1223
01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:30,806
Okay, clear.
Come on, let's go.

1224
01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:32,307
Okay,
left turn, left turn.

1225
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:32,541
What the fuck?

1226
01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:36,211
Who taught you how to drive,
Stevie fucking wonder?

1227
01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:38,446
You're huge, man.
Very hard to control.

1228
01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:40,348
Just get me to the morgue.
That's all I said.

1229
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,017
I'm taking us
to the morgue. Go left.

1230
01:03:42,019 --> 01:03:43,819
Left, left. Left turn.

1231
01:03:43,821 --> 01:03:45,220
Careful.

1232
01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:46,888
Okay.
We're clear,
we're clear.

1233
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:49,891
Oh!

1234
01:03:51,093 --> 01:03:52,160
All right.

1235
01:03:52,361 --> 01:03:53,528
- Oh, no.
- What?

1236
01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,297
What does that say?
"Morgue."

1237
01:03:55,299 --> 01:03:56,998
Exactly.

1238
01:03:57,266 --> 01:03:58,600
I got us to the morgue.

1239
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:01,970
Nice.
Good job.
Yeah.

1240
01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:03,939
These disguises
are awesome.

1241
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,041
I actually feel
like a doctor.

1242
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,514
Oh, no.

1243
01:04:13,316 --> 01:04:15,550
Read me his toe tag.
It smells like yogurt.

1244
01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:16,985
Oh, Jesus.

1245
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,921
"2816."

1246
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,862
Read me line 12.

1247
01:04:27,997 --> 01:04:29,130
Jesus.

1248
01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:31,099
Line 12.
"Alveoli are clean."

1249
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,435
Wait, that means that
there was
no smoke in his lungs.

1250
01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:35,871
- So how did he die?
- That's the question.

1251
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:37,439
Mcdreamy, get over here.
I need you to help me.

1252
01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:39,341
Oh, god, what?

1253
01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:43,011
Dude.

1254
01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:45,046
I need you
to check his taint
for needle marks.

1255
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,514
You want me to check
his taint?

1256
01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:48,316
Don't be a baby.
Lift his scrotum.

1257
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:48,316
Not touching
the man's scrotum.

1258
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:51,586
Lift his ball sac
and check for
anything unusual.

1259
01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:52,954
There's... fuck.

1260
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:55,924
Oh, my god.

1261
01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:03,231
Dude, it's a taint,
man, it's a taint.
You didn't even look.

1262
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:04,499
Ugh, my god.

1263
01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:08,570
Dude, there's been
gloves here literally
the entire time.

1264
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:11,673
You didn't
even say anything.
Yeah... that...

1265
01:05:13,676 --> 01:05:17,078
Oh, I'm going in.

1266
01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:18,947
All right.
Tell me what you see.

1267
01:05:18,949 --> 01:05:22,183
Hair. Lots of hair.
Definitely not a groomer.

1268
01:05:22,185 --> 01:05:24,085
Get deeper.
Lift the balls up higher.

1269
01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:27,188
And get closer.
Oh, god, it stinks.

1270
01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:29,925
I don't know, man.
There's a big something.

1271
01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:31,293
There's something.
Oh, there is a hole.

1272
01:05:32,228 --> 01:05:34,129
That's just his butthole.
Smile.

1273
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:39,401
Good job, doc.
I'm posting that.

1274
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,636
Do not post that.
The Internet is forever.

1275
01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:44,539
It's just a handful
of ball sac.

1276
01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:46,408
It's disgusting.

1277
01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:47,208
Oh, god.

1278
01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:51,947
Dude,
i can't take you seriously
when the dick is out.

1279
01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:52,981
Can you please just
cover the dick?

1280
01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:54,382
You cover the dick.
I'm busy.

1281
01:05:56,485 --> 01:05:56,484
All right,
check this out.

1282
01:05:56,486 --> 01:06:01,122
Cervical fractures
of the fifth, sixth
and seventh vertebrae.

1283
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:03,458
That's how
he was killed.
Broken neck.

1284
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:04,459
So, what?
That could have
happened any time.

1285
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,629
I mean, you jumped off
the boat with him, right?

1286
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:10,298
You can literally swan dive
down a flight of stairs

1287
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,499
and not break that
many vertebrae.

1288
01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:13,368
This was done on purpose.

1289
01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:15,603
Why has no one else
figured this out?

1290
01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:18,073
What are you talking about?
Figured what out?

1291
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,442
Broken neck in
multiple places.

1292
01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:23,044
No smoke in his lungs,
which probably means he died

1293
01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:24,446
before that boat
was even on fire.

1294
01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,281
The reason why
no one has figured
this out?

1295
01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:26,281
It's murder.

1296
01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:30,151
And someone's
covering it up.
Holy shit.

1297
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,453
In which case,

1298
01:06:31,455 --> 01:06:31,453
I should go
interrogate
those girls.

1299
01:06:31,455 --> 01:06:35,190
No, those girls were too high.
They don't remember anything.

1300
01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:37,058
All the more reason
to investigate.

1301
01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:40,562
Oh, shit.
Someone's coming.

1302
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:42,063
Hide. Hide!
Put him away.

1303
01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:49,637
What do we do now?
Now we hide.

1304
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,539
Hide? Where?

1305
01:06:56,245 --> 01:06:59,014
I don't like
confined spaces.

1306
01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:01,449
This was a bad idea.

1307
01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:02,751
Stop being a baby.

1308
01:07:03,319 --> 01:07:03,318
Oh, my god!

1309
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,321
Shut your mouth.
You're gonna get us caught.

1310
01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:08,189
I'm laying on
a dead old lady.

1311
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,624
Well,
she's not going to bite you,
for Christ's sakes.

1312
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:10,692
Will you shut up?
Our drawers are empty.

1313
01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:10,692
Why'd you pick
that drawer?

1314
01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:14,129
I'm the only one with
a body in my drawer?

1315
01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:14,129
Shh. Shut up!

1316
01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:17,399
She smells like
cheese toast and chowder.

1317
01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:19,634
Holy Christ.
You just tickled
another man's taint.

1318
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:21,036
Who gives a shit right now?

1319
01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:27,675
This was a bad...

1320
01:07:28,577 --> 01:07:29,677
Something just
dripped on me.

1321
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:31,112
Shut your mouth.

1322
01:07:31,414 --> 01:07:32,647
What is it?
It's all right.

1323
01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:34,516
Oh, my god.

1324
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:37,218
It did it again.
Nothing's dripping on me.

1325
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,221
Listen to me.
Formaldehyde melts fat.
What?

1326
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:42,724
That's what's
dripping on your face,
necrotic liquid fat.

1327
01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:44,159
Now will you
shut the fuck up?

1328
01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:45,326
What the fuck
did you just say?

1329
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,062
Just sit back and shut up.

1330
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:48,663
Shh. Stop complaining.

1331
01:07:54,603 --> 01:07:55,837
Guys, someone's coming.
Be quiet.

1332
01:07:59,141 --> 01:08:00,341
It's him.

1333
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:12,520
Rodriguez.
It is him.

1334
01:08:12,522 --> 01:08:13,855
You got the fake files?

1335
01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:19,427
Relax.

1336
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:22,764
We're only here
'cause you broke
his fucking neck.

1337
01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:28,736
It's all good.

1338
01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:31,639
God damn it.
Keep it together.
No!

1339
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:33,541
Oh, shit.
That's it! I'm out!

1340
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,876
No. God damn it!

1341
01:08:37,246 --> 01:08:39,147
Shit!
Fuck.

1342
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,119
What do we do?

1343
01:09:00,669 --> 01:09:02,704
Hey, gentlemen.

1344
01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:05,874
Now that that's over,
I'm gonna need those files.

1345
01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:07,408
Shit.

1346
01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:11,546
That must be my phone.
I probably left it
in the, uh, nap room.

1347
01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:13,748
Shit.
Fuck. Give me that phone.

1348
01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:15,850
Shit!

1349
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:17,752
No, lifeguard.

1350
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:23,658
That was
a cheap shot, man!

1351
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:29,931
Damn it.

1352
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:31,599
That guy's
got my phone.

1353
01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:31,599
I'll get the car.

1354
01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:34,502
All right, meet us
on the far side of
the park!

1355
01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:37,605
Give me the phone.

1356
01:09:50,586 --> 01:09:51,686
Mister, get off!

1357
01:09:55,824 --> 01:09:57,525
Hey, Mitch,
take this one.

1358
01:09:58,460 --> 01:09:59,561
Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.

1359
01:10:01,964 --> 01:10:03,831
Hey, man,
this is a wake-free zone!

1360
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:19,948
Hey! Oh!

1361
01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,969
Hi, honey.

1362
01:11:15,838 --> 01:11:17,772
I'm going to go get
rid of the bad man
that's in your house.

1363
01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:19,274
Mmm. Eat your food.

1364
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:21,009
Why is he here?

1365
01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:45,366
I'm gonna need that phone.

1366
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,469
This phone?

1367
01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:55,043
Whoops.
Fuck your phone.

1368
01:11:55,944 --> 01:11:57,512
Oh, you're going
night-night, bitch.

1369
01:12:34,616 --> 01:12:35,917
<i> I'm a pig.</i>

1370
01:12:36,418 --> 01:12:38,086
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Hey, hey.

1371
01:12:38,088 --> 01:12:39,420
No baby pictures.

1372
01:12:39,621 --> 01:12:41,823
Have some class.
You're right.

1373
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:06,581
It's bath time, shithead.

1374
01:13:09,852 --> 01:13:11,786
All right, ellerbee,
what did we learn
from the perps

1375
01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:12,887
after the interrogation?

1376
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,789
The only perps
here are you three.

1377
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:17,525
Okay, you turned the canals
into the goddamned x games.

1378
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,428
Yeah, that's
'cause we were in
lifeguard pursuit.

1379
01:13:21,163 --> 01:13:22,697
Oh, okay. My bad.

1380
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:27,135
Except for there's
no fucking such thing
as "lifeguard pursuit"!

1381
01:13:27,137 --> 01:13:27,135
Police do pursuits!

1382
01:13:27,137 --> 01:13:32,073
When you do it, it's
just some guys chasing
some other guys.

1383
01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:34,575
No offense.
None taken.

1384
01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:37,078
Hey, what are you saying?
You're just gonna let
those guys walk?

1385
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,715
Okay, um, how do
i explain this so that
you people understand?

1386
01:13:40,717 --> 01:13:41,816
"You people"?

1387
01:13:42,785 --> 01:13:43,851
"You people"?

1388
01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:45,686
Oh, you don't get
to say that.

1389
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:46,854
You're just tan.

1390
01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,791
Right on.
Come on, brother.

1391
01:13:50,626 --> 01:13:52,427
Look, even if
you were police,

1392
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,796
which you're not,

1393
01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,632
and even if this was
your jurisdiction,
which it isn't,

1394
01:13:57,866 --> 01:14:01,102
and even if you had
probable cause to pursue,

1395
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,870
which you
definitely don't,

1396
01:14:03,572 --> 01:14:05,173
what you did would
still be totally illegal.

1397
01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:08,676
Okay, well, I mean,
it's a good thing
we're not police, then.

1398
01:14:09,077 --> 01:14:13,181
It's like you
purposely only hear
1% of what I say.

1399
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:17,618
Mitch, did you pull
Brody off the beach

1400
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:20,054
to break into
the medical examiner's
office earlier today?

1401
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:21,489
Yeah, you bet I did.

1402
01:14:21,491 --> 01:14:23,124
Absolutely,
100% and here's why.

1403
01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:26,127
The councilman's
boating accident was
no accident at all.

1404
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:27,762
He had no smoke
in his lungs,

1405
01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:27,762
his neck was broken
in multiple places.

1406
01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:32,500
Which means he was
probably dead before that
boat even caught on fire.

1407
01:14:32,502 --> 01:14:34,969
And our investigation
has found that all
of this shady shit

1408
01:14:35,537 --> 01:14:36,871
leads right back
to the Huntley.

1409
01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:39,941
You don't do investigations.
You're lifeguards.

1410
01:14:39,943 --> 01:14:41,676
Police do
investigations.

1411
01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:41,676
When you do it,

1412
01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:45,513
it's just a bunch of guys
investigating
another bunch of guys.

1413
01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:47,782
No offense,
you're included in that.
None taken.

1414
01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:50,618
Do you have any proof
of this conspiracy?

1415
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:52,253
Yeah, absolutely. We read
the coroner's report.

1416
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:55,056
It's all in there
before those other
guys switched it.

1417
01:14:55,058 --> 01:14:57,758
Yeah, and I recorded
the whole thing
on my cell phone.

1418
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,594
Where's
the cell phone?
They destroyed it.

1419
01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:02,763
Oh. Okay.

1420
01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:05,700
So the only evidence that
you had was destroyed.

1421
01:15:05,934 --> 01:15:09,704
Exactly.
All the evidence... pfft!

1422
01:15:09,938 --> 01:15:11,772
Gone. Doesn't exist.

1423
01:15:11,774 --> 01:15:14,509
They're bad guys
and they don't
want us to have it.

1424
01:15:14,511 --> 01:15:15,576
Okay.

1425
01:15:15,777 --> 01:15:17,178
Let me try to explain
this to you

1426
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,546
in a way that
you people
can understand.

1427
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:19,947
"You people"?
There it is again.

1428
01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:22,283
Hey, hey. Be cool.
There it is again.

1429
01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:23,651
Just trying
to figure out
what the fuck was

1430
01:15:23,653 --> 01:15:24,752
with "you people."

1431
01:15:24,754 --> 01:15:25,887
All right, now, look.

1432
01:15:26,555 --> 01:15:30,124
Leave law enforcement
to the police. Okay?

1433
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:34,729
And you guys just do the jobs
that I hired you to do.

1434
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:37,598
You remember?
The lifeguarding stuff.

1435
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,902
Splish, splash.
Otherwise, I'll fire you.

1436
01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:44,906
Now I gotta go clean up
this mess that you made.

1437
01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:46,874
Boom.

1438
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:52,580
Obviously,
you have every reason to
be upset, and I apologize.

1439
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:04,659
So,
do you always do the opposite
of what people ask you to do?

1440
01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:06,961
Because I don't know, man,
it looks clear to me.

1441
01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:09,697
Nice and quiet.

1442
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,569
No, man, you got
to look closer. I knew it.

1443
01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:15,736
Flynn's seafood company.

1444
01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:17,305
What about
Flynn's seafood company?

1445
01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:20,074
They're the ones who
supply all the fish to
the Huntley club, right?

1446
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,710
So?
So the question is,

1447
01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:24,679
who the fuck is Angelo?

1448
01:16:27,349 --> 01:16:29,150
I saw barrels like that
down in the Huntley,

1449
01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:30,918
and now they're on
the back of her yacht.

1450
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,620
Oh, my god.
Mitch, you're impossible.

1451
01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:34,855
My gut says
there's some bad shit
going on over there,

1452
01:16:34,857 --> 01:16:37,024
and my balls say we need
to go over there
and check it out.

1453
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,359
Yeah. Your balls
said that?
Yes, they did.

1454
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:38,359
'Cause my balls say,

1455
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:38,359
"hey, just take it easy
right here. Just chill."

1456
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:43,731
Why the fuck do
your balls sound like
three-year-old girls?

1457
01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:46,033
I don't know, man
that's just how they talk.

1458
01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:48,603
But they're wise.

1459
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:48,603
Well, tell your
shriveled, wise balls

1460
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:52,139
we're going
to the Huntley to see
what's in those barrels.

1461
01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,946
Dude, we are
penetrating the shit
out of this place.

1462
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,047
No, I think
it's "infiltrate."

1463
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,616
That's what we want to do.
To infiltrate.

1464
01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:03,217
You know they're
gonna be looking for us.

1465
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:04,919
That's why we're
going undercover.

1466
01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:06,787
Undercover?
In disguise?

1467
01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,676
Check it out.
I'm undercover.

1468
01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:30,044
Yeah. A little
too undercover.

1469
01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:30,044
Why the fuck are you
wearing makeup, dude?

1470
01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:33,381
What do you mean,
why the heck am i
wearing makeup?

1471
01:17:33,383 --> 01:17:35,149
It's a little much.
What was I supposed to do?

1472
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:37,318
Well, what we're
supposed to do is find
the fucking flakka.

1473
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,654
Oh, my god.
Angelo's fish company.
There it is.

1474
01:17:40,055 --> 01:17:41,355
You are so selfish.

1475
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:42,890
You think this was easy?

1476
01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,291
It's very
impressive, Princess.

1477
01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:46,127
But please shut
the fuck up and focus.

1478
01:17:54,202 --> 01:17:54,969
Come on.

1479
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,214
Holy shit.
Whoa.

1480
01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:09,784
Can't believe Leeds
is doing that shit
during the day.

1481
01:18:10,987 --> 01:18:12,386
Yeah. That takes balls.

1482
01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:15,823
Holy shit.

1483
01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:17,191
It's like <i> breaking bad</i>
in there.

1484
01:18:17,826 --> 01:18:19,393
Yeah, dude,
<i>breaking bad.</i>

1485
01:18:20,829 --> 01:18:23,264
You were right.
Yeah, I was right.

1486
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,833
Let's get him in!

1487
01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:27,234
- I got here.
- Right.

1488
01:18:27,236 --> 01:18:29,170
Yep.
We're good.

1489
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,841
- Grab his other leg.
- Got it.

1490
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:36,010
Get
a stretcher ready.

1491
01:18:39,815 --> 01:18:42,450
Yeah, this is the police.
How can I help you,
lifeguard?

1492
01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:44,919
Ellerbee,
you got to get down
to the Huntley asap.

1493
01:18:44,921 --> 01:18:46,420
We found the drugs.

1494
01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,222
Yeah, that sounds
great, Mitch,

1495
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:50,758
but right now I'm busy dealing
with another dead body.

1496
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,194
<i>Oh, and this one's</i>
<i>on your beach.</i>
<i>Did you hear that?</i>

1497
01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:55,930
First a councilman
and now a shark attack.

1498
01:18:55,932 --> 01:18:57,264
That's crazy.

1499
01:18:57,266 --> 01:18:58,866
Lifeguard coming through.

1500
01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:00,468
You're still calling this
your jurisdiction, right?

1501
01:19:00,470 --> 01:19:02,369
<i> We haven't had a dead body</i>
<i> on the beach in years.</i>

1502
01:19:03,038 --> 01:19:03,037
<i> But this has got</i>
<i> to be connected</i>
<i> to the Huntley.</i>

1503
01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:06,874
We found the drugs here.
I'm telling you.
They're behind this.

1504
01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:09,910
Mitch, it's thorpe,
your boss.

1505
01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,346
Look, stop with
the Huntley crap, okay?

1506
01:19:12,348 --> 01:19:14,248
And don't even
come down here.
We don't need you.

1507
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,883
Just meet me back
at headquarters.

1508
01:19:15,885 --> 01:19:18,919
Right now I gotta deal
with your
new publicity nightmare.

1509
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:19,754
Fuck!

1510
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:19,754
<i> Emerald bay</i>
<i> is reeling this afternoon</i>

1511
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:25,059
<i> from the shocking discovery</i>
<i> of another dead body.</i>

1512
01:19:25,061 --> 01:19:27,361
<i>But in the wake of the recent</i>
<i>death of councilman Rodriguez,</i>

1513
01:19:27,363 --> 01:19:29,396
<i>the locals here want answers.</i>

1514
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:33,167
<i> I can't believe that no</i>
<i> one was at tower one.</i>

1515
01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:34,535
I don't even know
what to say.

1516
01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:37,371
Whose shift was it?

1517
01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:39,106
Sir, it was mine.

1518
01:19:40,142 --> 01:19:40,141
And where were you?

1519
01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:44,078
Stalking one of
the most prominent
women in emerald bay?

1520
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,847
Blatantly disregarding
your jurisdiction?

1521
01:19:46,849 --> 01:19:48,883
Sir, I only stepped away
to check out the Huntley

1522
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:50,851
and find the flakka.
I warned you.

1523
01:19:50,986 --> 01:19:52,987
I warned you about
sticking to your job.

1524
01:19:52,989 --> 01:19:54,088
This wasn't even
Mitch's fault.

1525
01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:55,990
You leave me no choice.

1526
01:19:55,992 --> 01:19:55,990
You're done.

1527
01:19:55,992 --> 01:19:59,827
I want you off the beach.
I'm putting Brody in charge.

1528
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:02,196
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No way.

1529
01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,464
There's not
a chance... hey...

1530
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:03,464
You can do this
in your sleep.

1531
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:07,101
That's not what I'm saying.
I don't want the position.
I don't...

1532
01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:09,170
You have two
gold medals, okay?

1533
01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:12,072
You're like
the Stephen Hawking
of swimming,

1534
01:20:12,074 --> 01:20:14,508
minus the total
paralysis part.

1535
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,011
Unless you want me
to replace you
with someone else.

1536
01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:19,814
With all due respect,
that job should go
to Stephanie Holden.

1537
01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:21,348
She knows the bay
better than anyone.

1538
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:24,285
I'm no longer interested
in your opinion, buchannon.

1539
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,120
Dismissed.

1540
01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:34,595
Brody.
Brody, hang back.

1541
01:20:35,363 --> 01:20:37,164
Okay, it's just me
and you now.

1542
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,934
If you can help me
keep your new pals in line,

1543
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,836
I can make sure
that you stick around here

1544
01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:43,270
for a long, long time.

1545
01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:46,607
And if you don't,
your probation
could get fucked up.

1546
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,246
Good talk, Brody.
Okay.

1547
01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:54,548
You're my dawg, right?
I'll see you tomorrow.

1548
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:56,550
Bring it in.

1549
01:20:57,919 --> 01:20:59,353
I fucked it up.

1550
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,190
Turn in your trunks, Mitch.

1551
01:21:07,129 --> 01:21:08,195
I'm going to go.

1552
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:15,402
What, you think
that I wanted this?

1553
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:17,071
It kinda looks
like you did.
What?

1554
01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:18,539
If anyone should get the job
it should be Stephanie.

1555
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:19,940
No shit.
I couldn't agree more.

1556
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:21,976
What would you have done?

1557
01:21:21,978 --> 01:21:23,544
I wouldn't have
taken the job,

1558
01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:25,112
even if they'd
offered it to me.

1559
01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:26,914
It was not an offer,
it was a trap.

1560
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,949
Guys, guys, come on.
Please.

1561
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:31,285
All right? I need you
to work together to help

1562
01:21:31,287 --> 01:21:34,455
bieber here figure out
why there's a dead body
on our beach,

1563
01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:37,091
and how Leeds
is bringing in drugs
to the bay.

1564
01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:45,332
Good luck.

1565
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:51,105
Mitch.

1566
01:21:51,107 --> 01:21:52,439
Yo, Mitch!

1567
01:22:01,449 --> 01:22:02,983
I'm sorry.

1568
01:22:12,961 --> 01:22:14,428
I want you to have something.

1569
01:22:15,964 --> 01:22:17,097
My mentor gave me this.

1570
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:19,533
It's the keys to
lifeguard tower one.

1571
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:23,537
Your new post.

1572
01:22:24,205 --> 01:22:25,673
No. I'm not ready.

1573
01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:28,275
I'm not ready for this,
man.

1574
01:22:28,643 --> 01:22:30,144
They need you.

1575
01:22:46,028 --> 01:22:50,297
<i> Hi, Mitch. Just checking in</i>
<i> on you again.</i>

1576
01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,100
<i> Uh, please call us back.</i>
<i> We're worried about you.</i>

1577
01:22:55,237 --> 01:22:56,370
No, thanks, man.

1578
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,707
Excuse me, ma'am...

1579
01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,728
<i> Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.</i>

1580
01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:23,664
<i> I hit you on the c.B.,</i>
<i> so I know you're listening.</i>

1581
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:28,035
<i>I hope you haven't gone crazy</i>
<i>and started eating</i>
<i>carbs or something.</i>

1582
01:23:28,203 --> 01:23:30,738
<i> Everyone says hi.</i>
<i> Come back, man.</i>

1583
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:33,140
<i> I could really use</i>
<i> your help, brother.</i>

1584
01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:52,626
You know, well, it all
depends on the data plan
that you want.

1585
01:23:52,628 --> 01:23:53,761
Internet,
everything like that?

1586
01:23:53,763 --> 01:23:56,630
Oh, it's all fantastic
with the Internet, sure.

1587
01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:59,033
It's Internet-savvy
in function

1588
01:23:59,035 --> 01:24:00,401
and there's broadband...
All right.

1589
01:24:00,403 --> 01:24:00,401
...you gotta have that.
Yeah, sure.

1590
01:24:00,403 --> 01:24:06,340
Samsung has all
the capabilities of
the I.T. Process, and, uh...

1591
01:24:06,342 --> 01:24:08,108
Mind if I cut in for a second?

1592
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,210
What are you doing here?

1593
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,079
I'm here to remind you
who you are.

1594
01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:17,151
Come on, buddy.

1595
01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:18,786
Snap out of it!

1596
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:23,257
Shoes?

1597
01:24:23,825 --> 01:24:26,727
You're wearing
worker man shoes?

1598
01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:28,762
Really,
how far have you fallen?

1599
01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:31,398
Far.
I'd love to buy a...

1600
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:34,601
Mitch?
Yes, Mitch.

1601
01:24:35,336 --> 01:24:36,804
Come on, man.

1602
01:24:36,806 --> 01:24:39,139
You don't just
protect the bay.

1603
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,241
You are the bay.

1604
01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:44,278
Mitch, the bay needs you.

1605
01:24:56,724 --> 01:24:59,660
Hey, do you guys know of
any good bars around here?

1606
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,366
Hey, do you guys know
where you can rent a bike?

1607
01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:07,701
Oh, yeah,
right up that way.

1608
01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:08,769
- This way?
- Uh-huh.

1609
01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:08,769
Not too far away.

1610
01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,138
All right, cool.
Thank you, guys.

1611
01:25:13,575 --> 01:25:15,242
Sand grifters.

1612
01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:30,657
Get the fuck out of here!
This is my beach!

1613
01:25:30,659 --> 01:25:32,659
All right,
we're out of here!

1614
01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:35,429
Whoa! Did you see that?

1615
01:25:49,277 --> 01:25:49,276
Hey.

1616
01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:52,613
You guys want to
help me figure out
whose stuff this is?

1617
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,816
Yo, this cooler is...
Cool.

1618
01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:00,154
Yo, ellerbee?

1619
01:26:00,156 --> 01:26:01,822
What's up, man?
How you doing?

1620
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:05,692
Oh, lieutenant Brody!
What you got in the cooler?

1621
01:26:05,694 --> 01:26:08,295
Black market organs from
the boogie board bandits?

1622
01:26:08,297 --> 01:26:10,531
Oh, you mean this?

1623
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:11,865
No, no.

1624
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,700
This is actually
for you.

1625
01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:15,836
You see, I'm not Mitch,
right?

1626
01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:17,371
I know my place.

1627
01:26:17,373 --> 01:26:19,740
I'm just a lifeguard.
And that's it.

1628
01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:22,609
I just want to make sure
that you and I

1629
01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:24,511
start out on the right foot.
That's it.

1630
01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:28,715
So I went ahead
and got something
a little bit special for you.

1631
01:26:29,284 --> 01:26:32,319
Which is a double-chocolate
smoothie from chen's.

1632
01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,422
A double-chocolate smoothie?
Yeah.

1633
01:26:36,457 --> 01:26:37,891
From chen's?
They're the best.

1634
01:26:37,893 --> 01:26:39,359
You know,
i shouldn't.

1635
01:26:40,295 --> 01:26:41,628
But it is my cheat day.

1636
01:26:44,799 --> 01:26:46,533
It's your cheat day.

1637
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,668
Exactly.

1638
01:26:48,403 --> 01:26:49,603
And by the way,
i went ahead and added

1639
01:26:49,605 --> 01:26:51,538
that extra protein
for you, dawg.

1640
01:26:52,574 --> 01:26:53,607
Oh, my man.

1641
01:26:53,609 --> 01:26:54,675
I know you're
trying to keep up.

1642
01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:55,842
Yeah, man.

1643
01:27:09,657 --> 01:27:10,824
Summer.

1644
01:27:11,659 --> 01:27:13,827
Hey, summer.

1645
01:27:15,964 --> 01:27:17,264
Come on, summer.

1646
01:27:21,569 --> 01:27:23,570
I think I found
something big here, okay?

1647
01:27:24,339 --> 01:27:25,405
I really need your help.

1648
01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:29,243
Please?

1649
01:27:31,346 --> 01:27:32,579
You took marine biology,
right?

1650
01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:33,647
Yeah.

1651
01:27:33,982 --> 01:27:36,350
Look at these.
Tell me what you think.

1652
01:27:36,851 --> 01:27:39,653
Do these look like
shark bites to you?

1653
01:27:40,588 --> 01:27:40,587
Huh.

1654
01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:43,523
No, they don't all
look like shark bites.

1655
01:27:43,525 --> 01:27:44,992
Hey, let me take a look.

1656
01:27:47,328 --> 01:27:48,595
Oh, god,
i can't deal with blood.

1657
01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:51,498
I mean,
that one might be.

1658
01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:53,800
Those definitely are not.

1659
01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:55,702
So they could be,
like, knife wounds.

1660
01:27:56,004 --> 01:27:57,271
Yeah, maybe.

1661
01:27:59,675 --> 01:28:00,741
Oh, my god,
that's Dave!

1662
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:03,343
- Oh, my god.
- What?

1663
01:28:03,878 --> 01:28:05,545
Hey, stop looking
at the picture, dude.

1664
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:06,813
Ronnie, Ronnie,
what did you just say?

1665
01:28:06,815 --> 01:28:08,048
That's Dave.
Who's Dave?

1666
01:28:08,050 --> 01:28:09,349
I used to work with him.

1667
01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:10,517
What do you mean?
Doing what?

1668
01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,386
Tech stuff.

1669
01:28:12,388 --> 01:28:14,054
You wouldn't understand.
I would understand!

1670
01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:15,289
What kind of tech stuff?

1671
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:16,657
Holy shit! That's it.

1672
01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:18,325
Dave told me that
he was working with Leeds

1673
01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:19,960
on something
for the Huntley.

1674
01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:22,296
Oh, my god.
Fucking Mitch was right.

1675
01:28:22,298 --> 01:28:25,632
Both of these bodies were dead
before they hit the water.

1676
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:26,800
Mitch got set up.

1677
01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:29,770
Leeds got rid of him
and we're probably next.

1678
01:28:30,438 --> 01:28:31,505
Shit.

1679
01:28:31,507 --> 01:28:32,973
Ronnie, um,
i need your help.

1680
01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:34,574
No.
Yes.

1681
01:28:34,576 --> 01:28:35,876
No.
Yes.

1682
01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:37,944
Uh-uh.
Yes. Please?

1683
01:28:37,946 --> 01:28:39,680
Okay, fine.
We really appreciate it.

1684
01:28:39,682 --> 01:28:41,782
Because as much as I know
about laptops,

1685
01:28:41,784 --> 01:28:43,483
I don't know shit
about computers.

1686
01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:48,455
Uh, so Dave had access
to Leeds' server.

1687
01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:49,956
Uh, her server,
you mean her network.

1688
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:49,956
Yeah, her network.
That's what I meant.

1689
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:55,329
Okay.
So we just take a flash drive
and we plug it in, you know.

1690
01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:58,332
Get into her cloud and then
steal all her cookies, right?

1691
01:28:58,334 --> 01:28:58,332
And then we're...

1692
01:28:58,334 --> 01:29:01,635
Straight through the firewall.

1693
01:29:02,403 --> 01:29:04,471
Literally none of what
you said made any sense.

1694
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:04,471
Straight over the firewall.

1695
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:04,471
It's not like
a physical thing you do.

1696
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:08,475
Okay, I don't know what
I'm talking about here, dude.

1697
01:29:08,477 --> 01:29:10,477
Just... can you do it?
Yeah, it's done.

1698
01:29:10,611 --> 01:29:11,812
It's been done
this entire time?

1699
01:29:11,814 --> 01:29:13,080
Yeah, man.
Oh, shit,

1700
01:29:13,082 --> 01:29:14,348
well, what did we find?

1701
01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:15,549
We found a lot of dirt.

1702
01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:17,884
Drug dirt,
real estate dirt, yacht dirt.

1703
01:29:18,586 --> 01:29:20,120
"Dirt"?

1704
01:29:20,122 --> 01:29:21,888
What the hell are
we supposed to do
with dirt, Ronnie?

1705
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:23,123
I meant evidence.

1706
01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,491
Oh, evidence.
Evidence.

1707
01:29:24,493 --> 01:29:26,360
Well, why didn't you
say so, man?

1708
01:29:26,362 --> 01:29:28,428
Heck, yeah!
Thank god you're pretty.

1709
01:29:29,464 --> 01:29:30,931
I'm really proud of you,
man.

1710
01:29:33,101 --> 01:29:34,768
<i> Guys, we did some digging.</i>

1711
01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:36,737
And Mitch was right.

1712
01:29:36,739 --> 01:29:39,539
The Huntley is a front
for a giant drug operation.

1713
01:29:39,707 --> 01:29:42,042
But I figured out
it's not about
drugs for Leeds,

1714
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,844
it's about real estate.

1715
01:29:43,846 --> 01:29:45,812
And she's planning on making
the entire bay private.

1716
01:29:47,582 --> 01:29:49,683
Yeah, but the town
would never let her.
Yes, it will.

1717
01:29:49,917 --> 01:29:52,519
Because she has
every single politician
in this town

1718
01:29:52,521 --> 01:29:53,587
on her payroll.

1719
01:29:53,589 --> 01:29:54,888
Rodriguez, the taint guy.

1720
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,923
What about
the business owners?
Yeah.

1721
01:29:56,925 --> 01:29:59,793
Well, most of them sold out
and signed away
their properties.

1722
01:29:59,795 --> 01:30:01,728
Leeds blackmailed
the ones who didn't

1723
01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:03,930
and used Dave to help
hack into their accounts.

1724
01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:06,633
I mean,
she's like some sort of
modern-day j. Edgar hoover.

1725
01:30:06,635 --> 01:30:07,801
The vacuum guy.

1726
01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:08,869
No.

1727
01:30:09,036 --> 01:30:11,405
But there was
one holdout.

1728
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,073
Who?
Chen.

1729
01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,908
And if anything
happens to him,

1730
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:16,710
his property goes
back to the city.

1731
01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:19,880
Who do you think
they're gonna sell it to?

1732
01:30:19,882 --> 01:30:21,915
We have to warn him.
I tried.

1733
01:30:22,116 --> 01:30:24,184
No one's seen him for days.
What?

1734
01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:27,454
But Leeds is having a party
on her yacht tonight.

1735
01:30:27,456 --> 01:30:29,956
I guarantee you,
she found a way
to get that guy into her boat.

1736
01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:32,826
Which is why
we're gonna go
to that party.

1737
01:30:34,462 --> 01:30:34,461
What?

1738
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:38,732
Summer, you and i
are going to find
the flakka.

1739
01:30:38,734 --> 01:30:40,667
You guys find chen.

1740
01:30:40,669 --> 01:30:42,769
Will it work? Maybe.

1741
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,838
Will there be
some surprises
along the way?

1742
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,606
Abso-fucking-lutely.

1743
01:30:46,608 --> 01:30:48,041
Is anyone going to die?

1744
01:30:48,910 --> 01:30:51,778
I don't know.
Maybe Ronnie.

1745
01:30:51,946 --> 01:30:53,079
Sorry, what?

1746
01:30:53,081 --> 01:30:55,015
But we are baywatch.

1747
01:30:57,051 --> 01:30:58,485
We save lives.

1748
01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:00,954
I know because
you guys saved mine.

1749
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,459
Let's go kick
that bitch's ass.

1750
01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:08,028
Let's do it.
For Mitch.

1751
01:31:32,787 --> 01:31:35,689
What?
What are you wearing?
Where are your sleeves?

1752
01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,023
Listen, I know
where the flakka is.

1753
01:31:37,025 --> 01:31:38,492
What, where?
Under the boat?

1754
01:31:38,494 --> 01:31:39,726
Yeah. Potentially.

1755
01:31:39,728 --> 01:31:40,927
Please don't die.

1756
01:31:41,629 --> 01:31:42,696
Do you think
we should kiss?

1757
01:31:42,930 --> 01:31:44,030
I think we should kiss.

1758
01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:46,566
Otherwise,
we may never know

1759
01:31:47,768 --> 01:31:49,836
what it was like.
If I die...

1760
01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,238
Maybe we should
talk about it later.

1761
01:31:53,808 --> 01:31:54,875
It was worth a try.

1762
01:31:54,877 --> 01:31:56,209
It was a good try.
Ah, fuck. All right.

1763
01:31:59,881 --> 01:32:01,214
Okay.

1764
01:32:01,216 --> 01:32:03,650
Don't do anything
too stupid.

1765
01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,252
I won't.

1766
01:33:03,678 --> 01:33:04,811
Summer. Summer!

1767
01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:04,811
Yeah, hey.

1768
01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:08,014
She's been smuggling it
under the boat
this entire time.

1769
01:33:08,016 --> 01:33:09,783
No shit?
We have to let Mitch know.

1770
01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:10,250
Okay, yeah.

1771
01:33:10,252 --> 01:33:13,320
But Mitch hasn't answered
the phone since he was fired.

1772
01:33:13,921 --> 01:33:14,988
Ah, fuck.

1773
01:33:16,123 --> 01:33:16,122
The c.B.! Use the c.B.

1774
01:33:16,124 --> 01:33:19,125
He's always
listening on the c.B.
Okay, yeah.

1775
01:33:19,127 --> 01:33:21,661
Tell him,
Brody found the flakka

1776
01:33:21,663 --> 01:33:25,265
and that he needs to meet us
at the Marina at 0900.

1777
01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:28,602
0900 is 9:00 A.M.,
so 9:00 P.M. would be 2100.

1778
01:33:28,604 --> 01:33:31,137
That system is so
stupid and flawed.

1779
01:33:31,139 --> 01:33:33,640
Okay, well, militaries use it
all over the world.

1780
01:33:33,642 --> 01:33:34,975
But I'll tell him 2100.

1781
01:33:44,018 --> 01:33:45,085
Hey, guys.

1782
01:33:50,891 --> 01:33:52,859
I'll bet lurch
over here knows where chen is.

1783
01:33:57,966 --> 01:34:00,667
Mitch, if you can hear me,
you were right.

1784
01:34:00,669 --> 01:34:02,402
We found the drugs
on Leeds's boat.

1785
01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:04,971
Shit!

1786
01:34:07,675 --> 01:34:09,376
Hey.
No guests allowed upstairs.

1787
01:34:09,378 --> 01:34:13,213
Then I guess that means
that you and I are all alone.

1788
01:34:13,215 --> 01:34:17,250
And you look like a bad boy.

1789
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:20,120
How about we get
into some trouble?

1790
01:34:24,358 --> 01:34:26,026
Too much champagne.

1791
01:34:29,264 --> 01:34:30,730
Miss?

1792
01:34:36,037 --> 01:34:37,971
Stephanie! Damn!

1793
01:34:37,973 --> 01:34:39,072
Chen!

1794
01:34:40,307 --> 01:34:41,941
Hey, hey.

1795
01:34:41,943 --> 01:34:43,743
Are you okay?
She was going to kill me.

1796
01:34:43,745 --> 01:34:44,811
- It's okay.
- Shit.

1797
01:34:44,813 --> 01:34:45,912
What the fuck is going on?

1798
01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:48,848
Shit.

1799
01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:50,016
Put your hands
where I can see them.

1800
01:34:51,987 --> 01:34:53,853
Whoa!
Oh, my god.

1801
01:34:53,855 --> 01:34:54,954
Summer!
Oh, my god.

1802
01:34:54,956 --> 01:34:56,122
Did I kill him?

1803
01:34:56,124 --> 01:34:57,691
No, you just
knocked his ass out.

1804
01:34:57,693 --> 01:34:58,825
Oh, thank god.

1805
01:34:58,827 --> 01:35:00,226
Here's the key.
Here's the key.

1806
01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:02,228
All right, guys,
Brody found the flakka.

1807
01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,964
Oh!
And let's get you out of here
and call ellerbee, okay?

1808
01:35:04,966 --> 01:35:06,266
What about Leeds?
Ronnie and i
will stay here and

1809
01:35:06,268 --> 01:35:07,367
keep an eye out
for her, okay?

1810
01:35:07,369 --> 01:35:08,902
What? We will?
Yes.

1811
01:35:09,170 --> 01:35:09,169
Okay, yeah, we will.

1812
01:35:09,171 --> 01:35:13,306
We're going to be
on the villain's boat.

1813
01:35:14,442 --> 01:35:16,943
Whoo! Jason bourne
ain't got shit on me!

1814
01:35:19,847 --> 01:35:21,481
If I could please
have your attention.

1815
01:35:23,284 --> 01:35:25,351
By this time tomorrow,

1816
01:35:25,353 --> 01:35:28,088
the expansion of the Huntley
will be official.

1817
01:35:29,791 --> 01:35:31,791
But for now,
let's enjoy the caviar,

1818
01:35:31,793 --> 01:35:33,793
the champagne
and the fireworks.

1819
01:35:34,128 --> 01:35:35,195
Cheers.

1820
01:35:36,430 --> 01:35:38,832
We have a problem.

1821
01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:43,236
Aw...

1822
01:35:44,138 --> 01:35:46,806
Wrong time to grow
a conscience, Brody.

1823
01:35:49,276 --> 01:35:50,477
Chen's getting away.

1824
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:53,880
How is chen getting away?

1825
01:35:55,082 --> 01:35:56,249
- Fucking idiots!
- Ow!

1826
01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:58,184
They're trying to trap us.
Plan b.

1827
01:35:58,186 --> 01:35:59,753
Get the chopper
to meet us at the barge.

1828
01:35:59,755 --> 01:36:00,820
We need to get
the fuck outta here.

1829
01:36:00,822 --> 01:36:01,921
What do we do
about him?

1830
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:01,921
Do what you were
supposed to do with chen.

1831
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:01,921
<i> We got chen off the boat.</i>

1832
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:06,359
<i> Do you guys have eyes</i>
<i> on Brody?</i>

1833
01:36:06,361 --> 01:36:07,894
No, we still haven't
seen him...

1834
01:36:07,896 --> 01:36:09,863
<i> What!</i>
...And we lost Leeds.

1835
01:36:09,865 --> 01:36:13,099
Wait!
Good news. We found Leeds.

1836
01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:14,400
Bad news.

1837
01:36:14,402 --> 01:36:16,503
She's got Brody in a cage
on the back of a boat.

1838
01:36:16,505 --> 01:36:18,905
<i> Oh, my god.</i>
Let's go. Come on.

1839
01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:21,107
Wakey-wakey,
pretty little dum-dum.

1840
01:36:21,809 --> 01:36:23,443
Such a shame.

1841
01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:26,112
Why'd you have to
go snooping? Hmm?

1842
01:36:27,481 --> 01:36:30,283
Maybe thorpe was wrong
about you after all.

1843
01:36:31,952 --> 01:36:31,951
What?

1844
01:36:34,355 --> 01:36:36,422
Thorpe? What are you
talking about, "thorpe"?

1845
01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:39,559
Oh, you haven't figured
that part out yet.

1846
01:36:39,561 --> 01:36:42,462
Where I bribed him, you know,
got Mitch fired,

1847
01:36:42,464 --> 01:36:44,063
put your dumb ass
in charge.

1848
01:36:44,932 --> 01:36:46,499
All you had to do
was be a lifeguard.

1849
01:36:46,934 --> 01:36:46,933
Get a tan.

1850
01:36:46,935 --> 01:36:51,171
But instead, you tried to be
like Mitch and save the bay.

1851
01:36:51,338 --> 01:36:53,406
Now let's see how long
you can hold your breath.

1852
01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:56,109
No, just listen to me.
Just listen...

1853
01:36:56,111 --> 01:36:58,077
God... fuck!

1854
01:36:58,279 --> 01:37:00,013
No! You have
to listen to me!

1855
01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,214
You're fucking crazy.

1856
01:37:01,216 --> 01:37:03,283
If I was a man,
you'd call me "driven."

1857
01:37:03,484 --> 01:37:04,517
No!
Let's go, boys.

1858
01:37:04,519 --> 01:37:05,952
You have to
listen to me!

1859
01:37:05,954 --> 01:37:07,287
Have a nice swim.

1860
01:38:37,378 --> 01:38:39,412
What the fuck?

1861
01:38:42,284 --> 01:38:43,917
Damn it, brah!

1862
01:38:44,184 --> 01:38:45,652
Fuck!

1863
01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:01,534
Thank you.
Where's Leeds?

1864
01:39:03,537 --> 01:39:07,407
Leeds is gonna
escape in a helicopter
on that fireworks barge.

1865
01:39:07,975 --> 01:39:09,676
Not if we stop her first.
What?

1866
01:39:11,478 --> 01:39:13,146
Come on, buddy.

1867
01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:15,348
How?

1868
01:39:15,350 --> 01:39:16,416
Watch and learn.

1869
01:39:17,318 --> 01:39:17,317
Ronnie, come in.

1870
01:39:17,319 --> 01:39:20,053
<i> Holy shit, Mitch,</i>
<i> you got him!</i>

1871
01:39:21,722 --> 01:39:25,091
Yeah, listen, I got Brody.
He's alive and he's well.

1872
01:39:25,093 --> 01:39:26,726
<i> Ronnie, I need you</i>
<i> to figure out a way</i>

1873
01:39:26,728 --> 01:39:28,227
to launch those fireworks.

1874
01:39:28,362 --> 01:39:29,629
Listen to me.

1875
01:39:29,631 --> 01:39:30,964
I want you to
light up the sky.

1876
01:39:30,966 --> 01:39:32,432
Okay. Got it, Mitch.
Got it.

1877
01:39:34,535 --> 01:39:36,035
That's got to be
her boat up there!

1878
01:39:38,005 --> 01:39:39,672
There's the console.
Go.

1879
01:39:40,307 --> 01:39:41,607
Okay. Let's see
what we got here.

1880
01:39:47,114 --> 01:39:48,648
Oh, fucking lifeguards!

1881
01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:50,984
What a nuisance!
Take care of them already!

1882
01:39:52,619 --> 01:39:54,587
What the fuck? Holy shit!
God damn it, get down!

1883
01:39:56,490 --> 01:39:58,257
<i> Miss Leeds,</i>
<i> I'm approaching the barge.</i>

1884
01:39:58,259 --> 01:39:59,592
<i> I'll meet you at the top.</i>

1885
01:39:59,594 --> 01:40:01,361
Okay. Okay, okay.

1886
01:40:01,363 --> 01:40:02,595
Holy shit.

1887
01:40:03,130 --> 01:40:04,263
She's gonna get away!

1888
01:40:04,265 --> 01:40:04,263
Shit, shit, shit!

1889
01:40:04,265 --> 01:40:07,233
Ronnie, c.J., right now.
Let's do this.

1890
01:40:07,235 --> 01:40:10,036
Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch.
We're on it. Fuck!

1891
01:40:17,411 --> 01:40:19,078
I've never seen any
interface like this.

1892
01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:20,513
I don't know
what to fucking do!

1893
01:40:20,515 --> 01:40:22,115
Hey! Look at me,
look at me,
look at me!

1894
01:40:22,117 --> 01:40:23,349
You are the tech guy.

1895
01:40:23,351 --> 01:40:28,187
You are the motherfucking
tech guy.

1896
01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:36,629
I'm the motherfucking
tech guy.
Mmm-hmm.

1897
01:40:36,631 --> 01:40:37,730
<i> Come on, Ronnie.</i>

1898
01:40:38,732 --> 01:40:40,166
All right, let's go.

1899
01:40:40,168 --> 01:40:41,401
I'm behind you, dude.

1900
01:40:41,403 --> 01:40:43,770
All right, watch your step.
There's urchins everywhere.

1901
01:40:43,772 --> 01:40:45,204
What, the ones
that kill you?

1902
01:40:45,206 --> 01:40:46,439
Let's go, partner.

1903
01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:48,107
I like the sound of that.

1904
01:40:49,143 --> 01:40:50,276
Shit!

1905
01:40:50,711 --> 01:40:52,045
What the fuck!

1906
01:40:52,047 --> 01:40:53,713
Uh... god, oh...

1907
01:40:53,715 --> 01:40:55,515
Oh, my god, I got it!

1908
01:40:56,817 --> 01:40:58,785
And I'm in.
And... fire!

1909
01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:05,725
Holy shit!

1910
01:41:08,530 --> 01:41:10,663
It's working, he's turning!

1911
01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:12,665
It's go time.
Right.

1912
01:41:14,601 --> 01:41:16,335
What the hell is
taking you so long?

1913
01:41:16,337 --> 01:41:18,137
<i> All right, miss Leeds.</i>
<i> Circling around.</i>

1914
01:41:20,174 --> 01:41:22,108
Could you put
that dog down already?

1915
01:41:28,449 --> 01:41:29,649
Second level! Fire!

1916
01:41:29,817 --> 01:41:31,451
Take that,
motherfucker!

1917
01:41:33,220 --> 01:41:34,587
Whoo!

1918
01:42:07,287 --> 01:42:08,387
Mitch!

1919
01:42:12,559 --> 01:42:15,394
The fireworks are almost done.
And then you can land.

1920
01:42:15,396 --> 01:42:16,462
Holy shit!

1921
01:42:17,731 --> 01:42:19,198
And come to this side,
you imbecile!

1922
01:42:23,604 --> 01:42:23,603
Fire.

1923
01:42:23,605 --> 01:42:26,739
None of them are
working anymore.
I think it's over.

1924
01:42:27,307 --> 01:42:30,510
Oh, honey. As usual,
i have to do
everything myself.

1925
01:42:33,881 --> 01:42:36,682
Mitch!
Oh, don't bother.
He's dead.

1926
01:42:36,917 --> 01:42:39,785
Because of you.
Of course because of me.

1927
01:42:39,787 --> 01:42:42,388
You do realize I'm
holding a gun, right?

1928
01:42:45,225 --> 01:42:46,526
So impulsive.

1929
01:42:47,828 --> 01:42:49,829
That's why you walked
right into my plan.

1930
01:42:49,831 --> 01:42:51,497
Leeds!

1931
01:42:51,899 --> 01:42:54,834
For fuck's sake.
Why don't you
die already?

1932
01:42:54,836 --> 01:42:56,702
Let the little boy go.

1933
01:42:56,704 --> 01:42:58,771
That's not how
this story ends, Mitch.

1934
01:42:58,773 --> 01:43:01,307
You see,
you're not here
to save him.

1935
01:43:01,309 --> 01:43:03,376
After all,
he took your job.

1936
01:43:03,577 --> 01:43:03,576
So you shot him.

1937
01:43:03,578 --> 01:43:07,446
But not before he got
a shot off that killed you.

1938
01:43:07,448 --> 01:43:09,715
I don't know.
That seems
a little complicated.

1939
01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:11,684
Yeah,
that sounds cheesy.

1940
01:43:11,686 --> 01:43:12,852
You won't get away with this!

1941
01:43:13,487 --> 01:43:15,254
Oh, I already have,
Mitch.

1942
01:43:15,589 --> 01:43:16,923
You know the best
thing about winning

1943
01:43:16,925 --> 01:43:20,826
is that you get
to write the story
of what happened.

1944
01:43:20,828 --> 01:43:22,461
Isn't that right,
Mr. gold medal?

1945
01:43:22,463 --> 01:43:24,463
Fuck you, lady.
Pass.

1946
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:27,567
What's that?

1947
01:43:27,868 --> 01:43:29,268
What the hell?

1948
01:43:29,870 --> 01:43:31,604
It's a big red button.

1949
01:43:34,541 --> 01:43:35,675
The big red button.

1950
01:43:43,550 --> 01:43:44,750
Time to die, boys.

1951
01:43:45,419 --> 01:43:46,886
No!

1952
01:43:46,888 --> 01:43:49,522
I was born of the sea!

1953
01:43:49,524 --> 01:43:52,491
I eat fire coral
and I piss saltwater!

1954
01:43:52,493 --> 01:43:55,828
I scratch my back
with a whale's dick,

1955
01:43:56,630 --> 01:43:59,365
and I loofah my chest
with his ball sac.

1956
01:43:59,367 --> 01:44:00,433
What the fuck?

1957
01:44:01,769 --> 01:44:05,638
I'll die when the tide stops
and the moon drowns!

1958
01:44:05,939 --> 01:44:07,440
Until then...

1959
01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:14,714
Oh.

1960
01:44:14,716 --> 01:44:15,781
Go, baby.

1961
01:44:17,017 --> 01:44:18,951
I'm oceanic, motherfucker.

1962
01:44:19,419 --> 01:44:20,553
How tacky.

1963
01:44:37,938 --> 01:44:40,006
Mitch, you just blew her up!
Yeah.

1964
01:44:40,008 --> 01:44:43,042
Plus I'm high
as a motherfucker right now

1965
01:44:43,044 --> 01:44:44,310
on devil's urchin.

1966
01:44:47,948 --> 01:44:49,615
You stabbed yourself
with one of those?

1967
01:44:49,617 --> 01:44:50,950
I thought that was
supposed to kill you.

1968
01:44:50,952 --> 01:44:52,918
It does.

1969
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:55,054
And I'm in desperate need
of medical attention.

1970
01:44:59,993 --> 01:45:01,627
That wasn't so bad.

1971
01:45:04,698 --> 01:45:06,432
That's good luck.
Pick it up.

1972
01:45:06,434 --> 01:45:08,501
What? What?
Oh, god,
there's so much blood.

1973
01:45:09,069 --> 01:45:11,570
What?
God, why do i
keep looking?

1974
01:45:15,776 --> 01:45:17,443
What took you so
long with Leeds?

1975
01:45:17,445 --> 01:45:19,979
I didn't want
to make it seem like
it was too easy.

1976
01:45:20,847 --> 01:45:22,348
The adrenaline
kept you alive.

1977
01:45:22,949 --> 01:45:24,517
Thank god you
make us carry these.

1978
01:45:25,452 --> 01:45:26,519
Take it easy.

1979
01:45:27,354 --> 01:45:28,521
You saved your
own life this time.

1980
01:45:30,725 --> 01:45:32,358
Thank you.
Yes.

1981
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:34,994
Hey, um...

1982
01:45:35,996 --> 01:45:37,963
So I hear you were, uh...

1983
01:45:37,965 --> 01:45:41,600
You were right
the whole time.
And, uh...

1984
01:45:44,371 --> 01:45:47,606
I owe you an apology.

1985
01:45:48,875 --> 01:45:50,109
Owe you an apology.

1986
01:45:56,751 --> 01:45:57,850
No apology needed.

1987
01:45:59,086 --> 01:46:00,820
I mean,
we saved the bay.

1988
01:46:02,823 --> 01:46:05,091
So you can hit us
on that shell phone anytime.

1989
01:46:07,127 --> 01:46:08,427
Come on, brother.

1990
01:46:09,830 --> 01:46:11,864
My man.
My man.

1991
01:46:12,065 --> 01:46:12,064
Hey!

1992
01:46:12,066 --> 01:46:15,735
What part of "you're fired"
do you not understand, Mitch?

1993
01:46:15,969 --> 01:46:18,971
Get the fuck off my beach
or I'll have you arrested.

1994
01:46:19,673 --> 01:46:20,906
Hey, thorpe.

1995
01:46:22,977 --> 01:46:24,510
Oh!

1996
01:46:24,512 --> 01:46:25,578
Oh, my god.

1997
01:46:27,914 --> 01:46:30,116
This is our beach, bitch.
And you're under arrest.

1998
01:46:30,118 --> 01:46:30,116
Ow.

1999
01:46:33,653 --> 01:46:35,454
That was a badass
right cross, Brody.

2000
01:46:38,024 --> 01:46:39,558
You just said my real name.

2001
01:46:54,641 --> 01:46:55,875
Hey, killer.

2002
01:46:57,811 --> 01:46:59,178
Hey.

2003
01:46:59,980 --> 01:47:01,881
Morning.
Good morning.

2004
01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:03,582
Do you want breakfast?

2005
01:47:03,784 --> 01:47:05,551
Okay.
Okay, cool.

2006
01:47:06,086 --> 01:47:07,686
Pancakes?
Yeah.

2007
01:47:07,688 --> 01:47:09,121
Bacon?
Yeah.

2008
01:47:11,558 --> 01:47:12,625
Cinnabon?

2009
01:47:18,064 --> 01:47:19,965
I saw you do that.
Oh, you're still there.

2010
01:47:19,967 --> 01:47:22,568
Yup, just the...
Bacon sounds good too.

2011
01:47:27,875 --> 01:47:29,141
Good morning.

2012
01:47:29,910 --> 01:47:32,044
That was a hell
of a punch, mister.

2013
01:47:32,046 --> 01:47:33,946
Thank you.
I mean,

2014
01:47:33,948 --> 01:47:35,781
it's not exactly in
the lifeguard manual, but...

2015
01:47:35,982 --> 01:47:39,919
Well, I told you
i would learn better
if I had a study buddy.

2016
01:47:42,722 --> 01:47:44,089
Don't get ahead
of yourself.

2017
01:47:44,958 --> 01:47:46,058
Oh, my god.
Did you just...

2018
01:47:47,093 --> 01:47:48,160
Look at my dick?

2019
01:47:48,728 --> 01:47:50,229
Now we're even.

2020
01:48:01,741 --> 01:48:03,108
Oh, my god.

2021
01:48:03,110 --> 01:48:05,244
We're late.
We have to go.
Come on.

2022
01:48:07,247 --> 01:48:08,781
I found something.

2023
01:48:14,020 --> 01:48:15,821
How'd you get this?
Well, it washed up on shore.

2024
01:48:15,823 --> 01:48:17,089
You only threw it
eight feet, dude.

2025
01:48:22,662 --> 01:48:24,163
Thank you.

2026
01:48:24,165 --> 01:48:26,031
You're welcome.
You're very welcome.

2027
01:48:26,033 --> 01:48:28,968
Uh, guys,
after finding the drugs,

2028
01:48:28,970 --> 01:48:28,968
helping save chen

2029
01:48:28,970 --> 01:48:33,005
and helping me
blow up the bad girl
with a Roman candle,

2030
01:48:33,573 --> 01:48:37,142
it's a pleasure to say you are
officially no longer trainees.

2031
01:48:37,144 --> 01:48:38,777
Whoo!

2032
01:48:39,179 --> 01:48:40,513
Congratulations.

2033
01:48:40,515 --> 01:48:40,513
Yeah, guys.

2034
01:48:40,515 --> 01:48:43,182
Hey, guys,
one more important thing.

2035
01:48:43,184 --> 01:48:45,217
I want to introduce you
to our new captain

2036
01:48:45,219 --> 01:48:46,952
who has been running
our Hawaii division

2037
01:48:46,954 --> 01:48:48,687
very successfully
for years now.

2038
01:48:48,822 --> 01:48:51,023
The amazing
captain Casey Jean.

2039
01:49:07,274 --> 01:49:09,008
Is it just me,
or is she in...

2040
01:49:09,010 --> 01:49:11,176
In super-slow motion?
Yeah.

2041
01:49:13,813 --> 01:49:15,748
Wow. This is gonna
take a while.

2042
01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:17,750
That's how we roll.

2043
01:49:37,103 --> 01:49:38,771
Oh, fuck!

2044
01:49:56,923 --> 01:49:59,191
All right, here we go.
I think we should roll
with it. Let's do it.

2045
01:50:00,860 --> 01:50:03,062
Yeah, we saw it in
the coroner's... coroner's...

2046
01:50:03,229 --> 01:50:05,130
Yeah, we saw it
in the corn...

2047
01:50:05,132 --> 01:50:06,665
Coroner's. We saw it
in the coroner's report.

2048
01:50:06,667 --> 01:50:06,665
It was in
the coroner's report.

2049
01:50:06,667 --> 01:50:09,268
I'm gonna get it.
"In the coroner's report."

2050
01:50:09,270 --> 01:50:10,869
Yes, we saw it in
the coronary's report.

2051
01:50:13,006 --> 01:50:14,740
Ronnie.
What?

2052
01:50:14,742 --> 01:50:17,042
Stop looking at
the donuts like that
and dump them.

2053
01:50:28,788 --> 01:50:30,189
Oh, boy, that was fun.

2054
01:50:30,191 --> 01:50:34,627
You're like
a dolphin on cocaine,
but not annoying at all.

2055
01:50:34,629 --> 01:50:37,997
You're like if a human
fucked a jet ski...

2056
01:50:37,999 --> 01:50:40,065
Which is impossible,
but it'd be so cool.

2057
01:50:40,067 --> 01:50:41,133
What?

2058
01:50:41,835 --> 01:50:43,002
Okay, I got this.

2059
01:50:44,071 --> 01:50:47,039
Come on, dude. Hurry up.
Fuck, how'd you do that?

2060
01:50:47,041 --> 01:50:48,240
Because I'm fucking strong.
Let's go.

2061
01:50:48,842 --> 01:50:48,841
What do your
balls say?

2062
01:50:48,843 --> 01:50:51,310
"Don't follow Mitch's balls.

2063
01:50:51,312 --> 01:50:52,344
"Mitch's balls be stupid."

2064
01:50:53,414 --> 01:50:56,048
Your hidden balls
want to go to the cartel?

2065
01:50:56,050 --> 01:50:57,883
Right now.
It's just a third testicle.

2066
01:50:57,885 --> 01:50:59,218
My balls are talking...

2067
01:51:00,654 --> 01:51:00,653
Ugh.

2068
01:51:00,655 --> 01:51:03,389
I need you to check
his taint for needle marks.

2069
01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:07,292
God damn it.

2070
01:51:07,294 --> 01:51:09,828
It's, uh... and hairy.

2071
01:51:09,830 --> 01:51:11,930
God, it's getting
really fro-y in here.

2072
01:51:11,932 --> 01:51:13,198
Smile.

2073
01:51:20,173 --> 01:51:22,941
Love your chest,
it is so...
Uh-huh.

2074
01:51:22,943 --> 01:51:24,710
Uh-huh.

2075
01:51:24,712 --> 01:51:27,846
I like your chest as well.

2076
01:51:27,848 --> 01:51:29,948
It doesn't work
when you say it
back to me like that.

2077
01:51:31,951 --> 01:51:35,454
Hey, c.J., why do our suits
ride so far up our asses?

2078
01:51:35,456 --> 01:51:37,256
It makes us faster
in the water.

2079
01:51:55,275 --> 01:51:57,142
Did you just...
Whoa. Please.

2080
01:51:57,144 --> 01:51:58,811
I hope that
doesn't make
the boob-lers...

2081
01:51:59,012 --> 01:52:00,179
All right.

2082
01:52:01,114 --> 01:52:02,781
I'd love it if you
wore tighter pants.

2083
01:52:02,982 --> 01:52:04,049
I really would.

2084
01:52:06,286 --> 01:52:08,287
Why do you get to play
Mitch buchannon?

2085
01:52:10,090 --> 01:52:10,089
You're joking.

2086
01:52:10,091 --> 01:52:13,225
No, I've been
Mitch buchannon
for 20 years.

2087
01:52:13,359 --> 01:52:14,993
Am I gonna be
in the sequel?

2088
01:52:14,995 --> 01:52:14,993
I think you should
be in the sequel.

2089
01:52:18,264 --> 01:52:20,399
Do I look like a tiny little
asshole next to him?

2090
01:52:20,401 --> 01:52:21,467
No.
Okay, good.