1 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:40,039 Just your nose and then we're done, Mr. frost. 2 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,677 You butt-fucker! 3 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:52,718 I'm a baby. 4 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,780 Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please. 5 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,552 Hey, mom. 6 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,488 I know I said that i would stay home and pack tonight but... 7 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,356 Yeah, of course I'm wearing headphones. 8 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,727 Anyway, yeah, so surprise! 9 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,529 I'm not home. Um... 10 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,630 The lerners asked me to babysit. 11 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,432 What? 12 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,834 Sneak off and see Ricky? 13 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,368 Why would you, why would... 14 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,536 Shit! 15 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:50,843 Sorry. 16 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,113 Ashley! 17 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,648 Ashley, are you okay? 18 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,450 Hi, mom, no, no, no, everything's fine. 19 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,885 It's just traffic. 20 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,520 Mom, look, I gotta go. 21 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,888 I love you. 22 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,234 Yeah, yeah, come here, come here. 23 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:17,302 Come on, give me a challenge, give me a challenge. 24 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,405 Oh, that's right, you can't, 'cause I'm the best. 25 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:21,640 Okay, here we go. 26 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,509 Damn, I'm on a streak! 27 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,512 "Want to put her in the mood? Watch a horror movie. 28 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,914 "When we're scared, our brains pump out dopamine 29 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,250 "the same chemical we release when we're aroused." 30 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,452 So fear really makes girls wet? 31 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,721 Told ya. Bam! 32 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,389 You believe everything you read online. 33 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,693 It's like with the paint cans. 34 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:45,230 Oh, my god, are we seriously back to the paint can debate? 35 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,698 I ended that last week. 36 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,200 I was unconvinced. 37 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,535 No, no, no, no, no, we looked it up. 38 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,203 That er doctor said that the paint can 39 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,305 would've smashed the robber's face in. 40 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,674 Just admit you're wrong. 41 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,876 Only reason to read this stuff is for the pictures. 42 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,545 It's a plus. I know what women want. 43 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,547 Dude. 44 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,182 What? 45 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,516 She's, like, twice our age. 46 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,817 I really don't think it's gonna happen. 47 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,553 Five years. Big deal. 48 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,921 My parents are five years apart. 49 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,756 You don't get it. Luke, Ashley's a ten. 50 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,823 A solid ten. 51 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:15,460 And you're like a fi... 52 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,332 Never mind. She likes me, I know it. 53 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,900 It's tonight or never. 54 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,436 Okay, go ahead. But my brother gave me weed, 55 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,871 so instead of trying to bone your babysitter 56 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,539 maybe we could just, you know... 57 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,208 Puff-puff? 58 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,876 No, man, I'm going through with the plan. 59 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,211 Don't mess it up for me. 60 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,781 I mean, Luke, for both our sakes, 61 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,649 I truly, sincerely hope you get some ass... 62 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,786 ...sistance... 63 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,821 Uh, with that computer problem you got. 64 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,691 Like, technical assistance. Call, uh, geek squad. 65 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,493 They're good. Real smooth, Einstein. 66 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:50,295 You smell great, Mrs. lerner. 67 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,897 Don't you have a curfew, Garrett? 68 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,265 Yeah, but my mom said i could stay in... 69 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,499 Bed by 11:00, okay? 70 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,968 I know. 71 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,603 And don't forget to brush your teeth. 72 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,870 I will, mom. 73 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,639 I left pizza money. Okay! 74 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,653 Robert. 75 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:17,990 Robert, turn that shit off. 76 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:19,458 It's giving me a migraine. 77 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,526 Yes, uh, darling. 78 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:25,364 My ornaments were conspicuously missing from the tree. 79 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,799 We're not putting those on the tree. 80 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,902 Bell shoes, or I'll chop your legs off below the knees. 81 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,938 Are you sure you've never sucked another man's cock? 82 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,408 Not even in college? 83 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,277 Not some lost weekend? 84 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,378 Fishing trip? 85 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,946 Secret, special friend? 86 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,414 Ever? 87 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,782 Not that I can recall. 88 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,917 Because, honestly, Robert, this is so... 89 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,020 Meterosexual? 90 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,588 That's not even the word. 91 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,657 It's Metro. Metrosexual. 92 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,592 I'm allowed to like gay things. 93 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,727 I need a drink. 94 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,529 Oh, my god, the fetus machine! 95 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,499 I forgot you still had this. 96 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:06,038 What the fuck? Dude! That is so creepy. 97 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,839 I'm sorry. Please tell me you don't still sleep with this. 98 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,410 You totally do. Shut up, dick. 99 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,679 You so do. Of course not. 100 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,714 Hey, maybe it'll put you in the mood while you're, you know... 101 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,053 She's here. 102 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,491 Good lord, you are breathtaking. 103 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,793 Thank you. 104 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,094 Nice sweater. 105 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,696 Thanks, nice tie. Thank you. 106 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,597 So, uh, you're leaving us. 107 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,099 Deandra says that you're moving. 108 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,701 Yeah, in a couple of days, to pittsburg. 109 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,703 Did I give you permission? 110 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:41,907 So thank you for coming 111 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,042 because you've gotta be busy packing. 112 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,445 Yeah, but I mean, i couldn't leave without saying goodbye. 113 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,647 Wow! What a nice thing to say. 114 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,615 Mrs. lerner, you look incredible. 115 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:54,086 Well, thank you. But I told you, call me Deandra. 116 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,887 "Mrs. lerner" makes me sound fossilized. 117 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,958 Robert! 118 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,594 Oh, look who decided to come out of his room. 119 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,563 Don't I remember something about the trash getting taken out? 120 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,732 And don't forget the shovel. 121 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,971 Go on, Luke, and then we can hang out. 122 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:16,108 Yeah, come on, you grab the garbage and I'll get the recycling. 123 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,913 I don't know about you, tiger, but I'm gonna miss that girl. 124 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,515 New carpets! 125 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:25,917 Damn it, rob. 126 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,954 Here we go. 127 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,822 Okay, I want to show you this. Mmm-hmm. 128 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,424 We're going to do things a little bit differently. 129 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,025 Lucas has been sleepwalking again. 130 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,527 Oh. 131 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:36,461 No, crap! 132 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:37,696 Oh, just a minute. 133 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,733 Garrett, what are you doing in here? 134 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,935 Oh. 135 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,471 Uh, do you have any itch cream? 136 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,475 My shoulder really... Top shelf. 137 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,711 Honestly, that kid is a bad influence. 138 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,780 I want you to keep an eye on him. 139 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,581 Once he's brushed and he's in bed, 140 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,551 don't forget to give him his sleeping pill, okay? 141 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,852 Then you take this pencil 142 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,154 and you put it on his door handle. 143 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:03,755 See? Like that. 144 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,757 That way, if he stays in, great. 145 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,692 If he walks around, we know. 146 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,796 And what he doesn't know can't hurt him. 147 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:13,832 Honey, it's time to go! 148 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,100 All right. 149 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,472 Okay, Ashley, call us if you need anything, all right? 150 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,608 See ya. Good luck. 151 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,544 Now, don't stay up and watch scary movies, okay? 152 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,546 It'll give you nightmares again. 153 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,880 Please don't do that. You're embarrassing the lad. 154 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,782 Oh, Robert, that tie. 155 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,983 I know, right! 156 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,685 No, wrong. 157 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,788 Please, please, please? Thank you. 158 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,827 Always be... 159 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,797 Prepared. 160 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,500 Please don't embarrass me like last year. Oh, I promise. 161 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,236 Finally. 162 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:54,906 So, what do you wanna do? 163 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:58,143 Movie? Actually, i gotta make a call. 164 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,679 So how about you hang out and play video games or something? 165 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,157 This is just happening so fast, you know? 166 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,127 I just need some space tonight. 167 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,965 Like, clear my head, say goodbye to everything, if that makes any sense. 168 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,036 Ricky, of course i wanted to see you. 169 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,873 I don't know. 170 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,975 11:30. 171 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,177 Well, if you want to break a few dozen perv laws, 172 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,813 you could always ignore me and come over anyway. 173 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,181 Ricky, no, that was a joke. 174 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,783 No, don't. 175 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,185 Luke! Luke! 176 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,587 What? There's a spider. Kill it. 177 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,591 Just kill it. Squish it! 178 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,630 It didn't do anything wrong. 179 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,667 Ash! 180 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,235 Ah. 181 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,604 Ashley! Ashley, are you okay? 182 00:08:59,606 --> 00:08:59,604 What? 183 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,843 I can handle myself just fine, thank you. 184 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,778 The answer's still no. 185 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:09,948 Go on. You're free now. 186 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,584 There you go, big guy. 187 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,586 Ricky, I know. 188 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,188 Yes, I know I leave soon. 189 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,159 You know you're my guy. 190 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,727 Can't we hang out tomorrow? 191 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,198 Okay. 192 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,337 Okay. Okay, well, maybe if kiddo falls asleep early. 193 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,941 Okay. 194 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,008 All right, bye. 195 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,068 Luke? 196 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,105 Luke! 197 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,310 Luke, where are you? 198 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,653 Luke, where are you? 199 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,698 Luke! 200 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,101 Lucas, what are you doing? 201 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,069 Oh, you won't? 202 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,205 No, you are way too young to be drinking. Give me that. 203 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,773 Oh, this? Yes, that. 204 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,675 Give it to me. 205 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,843 Lucas, stop! 206 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,144 What has gotten into you? 207 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,415 One time me and Garrett drank a whole bottle. 208 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,917 He puked so bad. 209 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,653 He can't hold his liquor like me. 210 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,221 Wow, I'm super impressed, okay? Now, give it. 211 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,892 Lucas, I'm so serious right now. 212 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,369 Don't. 213 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,338 Thank you. 214 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,142 Oh, my god. 215 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,677 Pardon me. 216 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,914 You forgot to shut the door, doofus. 217 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,065 I can't believe I'm doing this. 218 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,173 Hey, no, sorry, I can't... I can't talk right now. 219 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,009 He just opened a bottle of champagne. 220 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,045 Uh-uh, no, that is not an invitation. 221 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,248 Look, um, listen, i don't think tonight's gonna to work out. 222 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,918 A chance to what? 223 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,086 Make things harder than they already are? 224 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,188 What? 225 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:07,225 Okay, you know what? That was a low blow, and I'm gonna hang up now. 226 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,169 Busted. 227 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,972 Me? What about you, mister? 228 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,140 Well, I won't tell if you don't. 229 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,477 Okay, deal. 230 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,383 You know, drinking won't impress me, okay? 231 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,185 I already think you're pretty cool. 232 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,823 Let's, uh... let's get some food into you, hey? 233 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,459 Pepperoni or Hawaiian? 234 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,061 Anything but mushrooms. 235 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,198 Why don't you start the... 236 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,069 Whoa, calm down. 237 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,404 Have another drink. 238 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,808 Lerner residence. 239 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,044 Hello? 240 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,347 Hello? 241 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,491 Help! Somebody help me! 242 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,829 Come on, come on! 243 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,937 Who was it? No one. 244 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,243 Why are you dating Ricky? 245 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,545 He's such a jerk. 246 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,484 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 247 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,186 How did you mean it? 248 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,825 It's just like first Jeremy and now Ricky. 249 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,893 You could choose any guy in the world, 250 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,929 and you're choosing these guys who treat you like shit. 251 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,163 Luke... 252 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,365 First off, you're sweet, 253 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,502 but second, there's actually a really wonderful side to Ricky. 254 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,873 And my move's been really tough on us, so be nice. 255 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,008 Plus, you're drunk, kiddo. 256 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,946 I am not drunk and I am not a kiddo. 257 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,849 You're 12. Thirteen in a few weeks. 258 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,019 I'm mature for my age. 259 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,254 I know. 260 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,190 If I were your age, I'd date you. 261 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,860 Really? 262 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,602 Shit! I forgot to order the pizza. 263 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,879 God, Luke, you didn't tell me you ordered something. 264 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,180 I didn't. 265 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,618 Hi. Sorry, we didn't order that. 266 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,220 This 312 claremont? 267 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,388 Yeah. 268 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,190 Well, someone ordered this. 269 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,524 It was probably my dad. 270 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,493 Here, keep the change. 271 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,565 Hey, you, uh... You have a pleasant night. 272 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,467 Okay, thanks. 273 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,303 Plates and napkins, mister... 274 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,173 I fuckin' hate this thing. 275 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,612 Help! Help! 276 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,484 You come here a lot? 277 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,219 Every now and then. 278 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,121 Come here to think, be by myself. 279 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,188 What? 280 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,957 It's good ambience. 281 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959 You are something else tonight. 282 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,533 Wait, if your dad ordered the pizza, 283 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,068 why is there mushrooms on it? 284 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,039 I don't know, 'cause they're like vegetables? 285 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,576 Hey, you mind grabbing those beers? 286 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,245 Sure, hold on. 287 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,326 Hello? 288 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,564 Cindy, don't be stupid. 289 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,073 My boyfriend's going to kill me if I don't get home soon. 290 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,175 Your boyfriend isn't here. 291 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,346 You're bad. 292 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,358 So what are your family's plans for the holidays? 293 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,259 Drinking and arguing. 294 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,628 You crack me up. 295 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,471 Ricky, why can't you just leave me alone? 296 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,707 Look, I'll be back in one second, okay? 297 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,644 Hello? 298 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,613 Oh, you crack me up. 299 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,417 Okay, we'll see. 300 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,189 Yeah, I don't know. I said, "we'll see!" 301 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,491 Hey, I'm still pissed at you, you know. 302 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,192 You don't get off that easy. 303 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,794 I'll talk to you later, maybe. 304 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,462 Okay, bye-bye. 305 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,603 Hey, you'll always be my little buddy. 306 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,271 You know that, right? 307 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,106 Can we just watch the movie? 308 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,775 Hey, where'd you go? 309 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,813 Bobby, are you up there? 310 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:32,316 Oh, my god! No, I can't! I can't watch this part. 311 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,454 Why would... 312 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,822 Why would they go into the attic? 313 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,590 It's just... Oh, it's so stupid. 314 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,062 Oh, god! 315 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,536 Did you hear that? 316 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,737 Mmm-mmm. 317 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,315 Luke, Luke, Luke, no! 318 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,383 No, no, no, Luke. 319 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,451 Why? 320 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,752 No, just because, Luke. 321 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,420 Look, I know you've been drinking... 322 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,389 So have you, so why won't you kiss me? 323 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,390 Because, Luke, it is the most inappropriate thing ever! 324 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,760 Okay? 325 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,334 Lerner residence. 326 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,241 Are you gonna talk? 327 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,709 I can see you. 328 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,147 Is this Jeremy? 329 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:39,117 Joey, is that you? 330 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,285 If you can see me, how many fingers am I holding up? 331 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,522 I see something. 332 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,158 No, let's get out of here. There's somebody out there. 333 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,659 What's gotten into you? There's somebody over there! 334 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,828 Luke, could you just turn that off? 335 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,197 Why? Can you just, please? 336 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,600 Come on, let's go. There's somebody out there... 337 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,768 Can you... Give me that. 338 00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,704 Luke? 339 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,808 Was it Jeremy? 340 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,744 I don't think so. 341 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,480 Then who was it? 342 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,353 Everyone knows he's totally obsessed with you. 343 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,789 What the fuck! 344 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,259 Where's the hose? 345 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,293 I'm spraying whoever's out there. 346 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,237 Luke, get my phone! 347 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,942 Oh, god damn it, Luke! Oh, shit! Sorry! 348 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,678 God, do you know how much that cost me? I didn't mean to. 349 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,713 8 plus. Do you not look when you're throwing? 350 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,782 Ashley, my mom'll buy you another one. 351 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,286 Oh, Luke! 352 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,289 What, I'm, I'm not scared. 353 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,523 Yeah, well, we don't know who it is. 354 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,392 Then look. 355 00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,463 No one's there. 356 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,267 What the hell? 357 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,737 Luke, no! Don't. What are you... 358 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,873 Luke! Whoever's out there, cut it out. 359 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,708 I know tae Kwon do. 360 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,979 See? Scared 'em... 361 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,817 Hi. How are you? 362 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,819 Get off me! 363 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,222 Dude! 364 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,690 Your guys faces! 365 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,991 Your faces. You were like... 366 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,593 You asshole! What the hell, man? 367 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,894 Come on, I'm just checking up on you kids. 368 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,829 I nearly called the fucking police! 369 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,564 What were you doing sneaking around back there? 370 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,333 Back where? In the backyard. 371 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,634 I didn't go in the backyard. 372 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,705 Stay here. 373 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,744 What was that? 374 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,479 I, I don't... 375 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,781 Hey, hey, hey, what's that for? 376 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,983 Luke, where's your phone? 377 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,517 My parents took it. 378 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,952 I have one. 379 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,554 Okay, dial 911. I'm going up there. 380 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,523 If I scream, press send and hide, got it? 381 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,691 Okay. 382 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,562 Dude, if this is a prank, 383 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,429 I'm kicking you in the balls. 384 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,939 Jesus! What are you doing? Stay down there. 385 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,807 We heard something. Please don't leave us alone. 386 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,277 Okay, but just stay right behind me. 387 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,998 Where did the noise come from? 388 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,917 Oh, my god. 389 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,090 Someone's about to spend Christmas in fucking jail. 390 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,664 What? 391 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,834 My phone always works here. 392 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,506 What? 393 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,411 What the fuck? 394 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,113 Where's the computer? 395 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,981 Guys! 396 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,350 It's in my room. 397 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,951 We need the police. 398 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,086 If this is Jeremy, I'm not even fucking around. 399 00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:37,988 Shit. 400 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,790 What the hell? Where's finnandjake? 401 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:40,925 What's that? 402 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,394 The network. It's gone. 403 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,396 How are they doing this? 404 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,964 Okay, Luke, come with me. Garrett, stay here 405 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,766 and just get on another one of those like... 406 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,000 What, Wi-Fi? They're all locked. 407 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,736 No, god, Garrett! 408 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,405 Just use your fuckin' techno magic. 409 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,140 Hey. Hey! 410 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,142 What the fuck's that supposed to... 411 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,079 Jesus Christ! 412 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,814 Okay, we just need to find the security panel, 413 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,117 and the cops'll be here in minutes. 414 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,554 How the hell don't you have a security system? 415 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,889 We never needed one. 416 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,057 It's a really safe neighborhood. 417 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,458 Okay, we'll just take my car. 418 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,826 We'll grab it and we'll, um... 419 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,462 What is it? 420 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,633 Stay back. Get against the door. 421 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,103 Garrett! 422 00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,606 Garrett! 423 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,840 Garrett, what are you doing? Get down! 424 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,978 Garrett, get away from the window! 425 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,448 It was on the other side. What was? 426 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,120 What the fuck is that? 427 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:46,791 Did you hear that? 428 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,560 Get upstairs. 429 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,928 Everybody get upstairs. Move! 430 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,096 Shit! I'm getting out of here. 431 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,531 Garrett, come back! 432 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,598 Garrett! 433 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,733 Garrett! 434 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,151 What happened to Garrett? 435 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:32,803 Is he hurt? 436 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,946 Listen, okay? 437 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,482 We're gonna go upstairs, okay? 438 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,917 In the bedroom and lock the door and hide. 439 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,786 And then what? 440 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,588 And then what? 441 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,756 We're going to scream out of the window, okay? 442 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,692 We're going to scream as hard as we can until the neighbors can hear, 443 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,727 and then they'll call the cops. 444 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,629 What if they shoot us? 445 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,198 What if it makes them come inside? 446 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,000 Look at me. 447 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,870 I need your help, and I need you to stay calm. 448 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:09,106 We're gonna get through this, okay? 449 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,641 Okay. 450 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,077 Do your parents have a gun? Yeah. 451 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,212 Where do they keep it? 452 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,282 By my parents' bed, dad's side. 453 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,050 Okay, we get the gun. 454 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,887 And if anyone tries to come inside, we'll... 455 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,054 You know, we'll shoot 'em. 456 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,258 Okay. 457 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,827 Okay. 458 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,984 Hug the wall and stay in the shadows, okay? 459 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,691 There's someone there. 460 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,002 What are they doing? 461 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,174 What do they want? 462 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,947 What do we do? 463 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,987 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 464 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,121 He's coming! 465 00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,028 Okay. 466 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,230 Okay, Luke, we're just going to stay here until they leave. 467 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,298 They killed Garrett. 468 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,034 What if they kill my parents, too? 469 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,402 No. 470 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:56,240 Lucas, that is not going to happen, okay? 471 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,142 I think we should get the gun. 472 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,245 No, Luke, the guys down there have a shotgun, okay? 473 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,913 No, we're staying here. 474 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,350 What are you doing? Stay here! 475 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,252 Jesus, Luke. 476 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,287 Lucas! Seriously! 477 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,223 Luke, they can hear us. Where are you? 478 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,259 Shit, something's on me. 479 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,061 - Luke! - What? 480 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,362 - Oh, shit, something's on me! - What is it? 481 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,963 Something's on me! Ah, shit! 482 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,098 No, no, on my face! No! 483 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,266 Get it off! 484 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,134 Ash, look at me! Get it off! 485 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,769 Get it off! Get it off! Look at me! 486 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:28,372 I got you. 487 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,840 You're going to be okay. 488 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:48,292 I can't do this. 489 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,861 I've just gotta get my dad's gun. 490 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,196 Then we'll be okay. 491 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,932 It's okay. 492 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,735 It's okay to cry. 493 00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,436 I'm scared, too. 494 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,141 But I have to get the gun. 495 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,043 Wait, no. Wait. 496 00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:39,376 Quick! I think he's downstairs. 497 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,018 Is that loaded? 498 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,553 Yeah, I checked. 499 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,099 No! 500 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,009 Okay, go, go, go. 501 00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,480 You stay here. 502 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,515 I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna scare them away. 503 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,917 No, no, Luke, stay here. 504 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,452 Don't worry, I'll protect you. 505 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,355 Luke, going out there's not brave, okay? It's stupid. 506 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,824 Luke! Trust me. 507 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:27,558 Luke, come back! Let go of me. 508 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,327 Oh, my god! Shit! 509 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,962 Can you turn it off? It won't. 510 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,497 Turn it off! 511 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,413 Go away. 512 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,016 Go away. 513 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,553 Luke, I'm so sorry. 514 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:08,899 Please go away. 515 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,979 That's your mask. 516 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:28,552 Oh, my god. 517 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,520 Oh, my god! Ash, no! 518 00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:32,456 Garrett! 519 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,459 Ah, dude? 520 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,162 Take that mask off! 521 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,442 What? Is this a fuckin' joke? 522 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,111 I... 523 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,113 We were gonna scare you. 524 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,481 Yeah, well you did. You scared the shit out of me. 525 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,116 Why? Why? Why would you do that? 526 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:02,052 I was gonna go save you, but dipshit here... 527 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,154 Luke, your friend is holding a real gun! 528 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,089 This is serious. How could you do that? 529 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,292 Because you treat me like a child. 530 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,960 And what, you were going to show me how much of a man you were 531 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:12,396 by rescuing me from fake armed robbers? 532 00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,164 You are a child! 533 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,365 I almost broke my neck. 534 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:22,172 What delusional infant thinks that staging a break-in 535 00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:23,941 is gonna get you to second base? 536 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:28,378 You're mental! 537 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,148 You're a selfish brat with no consideration, and you need therapy. 538 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:32,516 Lots of it. 539 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,522 I'm gonna go and put your dad's hunting stuff back there... 540 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,123 No, Garrett, you stay right fucking there. 541 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,293 Luke, you are in so much trouble. 542 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,561 I'm calling your parents. 543 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,367 Ashley. 544 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:51,601 Ashley! 545 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,036 Ashley! What? 546 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,144 Dude, what'd you just do? 547 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,586 What the fuck did you just do? 548 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:41,051 Oh, my god. Oh, my god, I'm moving so fast! 549 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,253 Whee! 550 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,460 Whoa! 551 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:54,464 Okay, uh, kill-fuck Mary with the adventure time chicks. 552 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:55,599 Go. 553 00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,436 Fuck Princess bubblegum. 554 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,104 What? 555 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,339 Not marceline? 556 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,673 Hell no. 557 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,475 One, she's made of bubble gum 558 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,044 so she can, like, stretch, which leads to two, 559 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,146 her pussy tastes like bubble gum. 560 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:14,151 Ooh, dude, that means she's all, like, sticky and moist and shit. 561 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,086 Dude, those are pros. 562 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,321 Where'd you learn that, your mom? 563 00:34:18,323 --> 00:34:20,524 No, your sister. 564 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:24,361 Further, everyone from the candy kingdom is ravenous for flesh 565 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:27,531 so you know she gives legendary head. 566 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:29,800 Yeah, as long as you don't mind cutting gum out of your pubes. 567 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,837 Not that you have to worry about that. 568 00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:40,544 Oh, my god, dude. 569 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,146 You gotta have one of these. 570 00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:44,581 It's like... 571 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,651 It's like marshmallows. 572 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:52,255 Everywhere. 573 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,658 Maybe I should have given you a half dose. 574 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,560 What'd you call it again? 575 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,161 Oxy. 576 00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,463 Oxy. 577 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,098 It's awesome. 578 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,667 It's awesome. 579 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:06,203 Awesome, awesome awesome, awesome. 580 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,572 Awesome. 581 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,273 Is that a word? 582 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:15,679 Oh, I gotta do that again. 583 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,347 I'm gonna go and explore. 584 00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:22,419 Watch the carpet! 585 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:23,753 Damn it, my mom will kill me! 586 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,255 Sorry. 587 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:27,524 Just get out of there. 588 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:28,658 Come on. 589 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:34,598 Sure you know what you're doing? 590 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:36,766 Always. 591 00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:41,471 Something's missing. 592 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,474 What the fuck is going on? 593 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,752 Jesus! 594 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,487 How many different lotions do you have? 595 00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,835 There. 596 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,670 All better. 597 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,605 Dude, that's fucked up. 598 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,207 Come on, it's hilarious. 599 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,475 What do you think, Ashley? 600 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:21,878 Oh, thank you, Luke. 601 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,247 I've literally never looked better! 602 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,587 You're probably wondering what's going on. 603 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,622 It's out in the open now. 604 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,891 You know how I feel about you. 605 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:42,699 Look, I really, really don't want to shoot you, Ashley, 606 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,701 but I will. 607 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:49,372 So if I take the gag off, you won't scream, right? 608 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,941 'Cause then I have no other choice 609 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:52,576 but to shoot you, and like I said... 610 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:57,714 I really, really don't want to. 611 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,750 You get me? 612 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,359 Luke, listen to me, okay? 613 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,528 Uh-uh-uh. I didn't say talk. 614 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,597 You talk when I tell you. 615 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,651 Okay. 616 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,586 Talk. 617 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,588 Luke, listen to me, okay? I think I have a concussion. 618 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,890 I need to go to the hospital. 619 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,926 Put the gun down and untie me. 620 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,361 This needs to stop immediately. 621 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:47,397 No. 622 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:49,866 Whatever you think that you're gonna get away with, you're not. 623 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,768 Ashley, you used to tell me 624 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,336 I could get away with murder. 625 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,871 - Luke! - I'm just kidding. 626 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,307 God, Ashley. Lighten the fuck up. 627 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:59,709 I'll tell you what. Let's play truth or dare. 628 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,911 How about you untie me right fucking now? 629 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,680 Language, Ashley. 630 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,583 If you win, i will untie you, 631 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,652 but if you lose, 632 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,620 well, if you lose... 633 00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:14,057 Then you drink this. 634 00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:16,593 What is that? 635 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:22,432 We'll call it my insurance policy. 636 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:23,667 Isn't it amazing what you can get 637 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,302 on the playground these days. 638 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:27,837 Luke, I have known you since you were eight. 639 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,339 You're threatening me with a gun tonight. 640 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:31,007 - This is not okay. - Whatever. 641 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:34,744 Neither is, like, political corruption in west Africa. 642 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,046 By the way, I need help with that paper. 643 00:38:36,048 --> 00:38:38,048 It's due Monday. 644 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,849 Okay, Ashley, l'll go first. 645 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:42,686 Truth or dare? I dare you to grow up. 646 00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:45,522 Truth or dare, Ashley? 647 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:46,990 Don't make me point the gun at you. 648 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,527 This is so stupid. 649 00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:53,963 Truth. 650 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,065 I knew you'd say that. 651 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,535 Okay, truth. 652 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,503 How many guys have you fucked? What? 653 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,638 Luke, what are you doing? This isn't you. 654 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,806 Just answer the question. 655 00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,943 None. 656 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,445 Bullshit! You're not a virgin. 657 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,580 Everybody knows you screwed Jeremy. 658 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:14,351 No, I broke up with him because he went around telling everybody that. 659 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:17,020 Okay. Guess it's my turn then. 660 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,055 Uh, Luke, truth or dare? 661 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,459 Well, it'll be dare of course. 662 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:23,626 Okay. 663 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,562 Um... 664 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,099 I dare you to touch her tit. 665 00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:33,970 No, please don't do that. 666 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:36,406 It's the universal rules, Ashley. 667 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:42,145 Do you have a preference? 668 00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:48,084 Right or left? 669 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,056 Fine, I'll pick. 670 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:04,801 Oh, that is nice. 671 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,870 I can see what all the fuss is about. 672 00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,006 Dude, are you... 673 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,010 Shut up! Hey, hey. 674 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,912 Hey, dude, why are you shoving? 675 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,781 Don't push me, dude. 676 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,816 I will kick your ass. 677 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,451 Okay. Okay. 678 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,759 It's pretty nice, huh? How'd that feel? 679 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,528 Like a little boy just felt me up. 680 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:35,031 Ashley... 681 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,970 Do you know what it's like to love someone who doesn't love you back? 682 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,806 More than you'd know. No, you don't. 683 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,474 Everyone loves you. All the guys wanna fuck you. 684 00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:47,710 Oh, Luke. You are in so much trouble, 685 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:49,646 the both of you, when your parents come home. 686 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,728 They're never going to find out. 687 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,803 Your turn. 688 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:17,774 Luke, truth or dare. 689 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,676 Why isn't anybody asking me? 690 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,079 Ah, truth. 691 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,547 Did you ever tell Garrett that you killed his hamster? 692 00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,150 What? 693 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,952 The answer is no. Next turn. 694 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:31,054 You said lebron escaped out of the hole in my screen. 695 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:33,156 He did. He was just dead first. 696 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,858 What the fuck, man? 697 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,259 It was an accident and besides, 698 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,228 it was, like, two years ago. 699 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:41,030 You have a cat now so he would have died anyway. 700 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,032 Garrett, truth or dare? 701 00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:46,135 Why would you lie to me? 702 00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,637 Truth or dare? 703 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,775 Dare. 704 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:56,813 Dare, and you'd better dare us to make out or something. 705 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:58,281 - Not on your life. - Why not? 706 00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,782 Why do you get to have all the fun? 707 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,084 Because she's my babysitter. 708 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,886 You don't touch her. 709 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,221 Then what am i even doing here, dude? 710 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,890 We were just gonna scare her and now this has turned into, like, shit. 711 00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:08,725 What if we get caught? 712 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,059 Look, I don't like this, man. 713 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:15,598 Really? 714 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,270 Dude, stop! What are you doing? 715 00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:23,239 Dude, I'm done, man. I just wanna go home. 716 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:26,209 No, no, no, you can't go now. We have to finish this. 717 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,078 This isn't as much fun as you said it would be. 718 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,947 What if someone finds out? 719 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,982 You know what they do to white kids in jail. 720 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:35,018 Garrett, listen to me. 721 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,719 You're an accomplice now. 722 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,622 You'll get caught if you don't help me. 723 00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,024 We have to stick to the plan. 724 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:43,259 She won't remember any of this, trust me. 725 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:44,827 Fine. 726 00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:46,796 Let's just... Let's get this over with. 727 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:50,733 Shit! 728 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,005 Oh, shit! 729 00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:06,749 Aw, so close. 730 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:15,925 So, because you cheated, here's what's gonna happen. 731 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:22,332 When my parents get home, they'll find you passed out 732 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:25,301 and realize that after I went to sleep, 733 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,337 you raided the liquor cabinet 734 00:43:27,339 --> 00:43:30,707 and partied hard before your big move to pittsburg. 735 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:35,612 Exhibit a and exhibit b. 736 00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:39,215 And in the morning, you won't remember any of this. 737 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,719 Luke walked me through. 738 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,387 It's the best way. 739 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:46,089 Luke is taking you straight to jail with him, Garrett. 740 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,690 You're making a big mistake. 741 00:43:47,692 --> 00:43:49,158 Just run. Call the cops now. 742 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,660 You can stop this. 743 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:52,061 Drink. 744 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,663 Hard pass. 745 00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:55,798 Come on! You love drinking. 746 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,100 You drink with Ricky all the time. 747 00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,902 What's the problem? 748 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:04,807 Eyes up here. 749 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,910 If you drink, all of this goes away. 750 00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:09,779 We don't have to do this. 751 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:12,281 Drink. 752 00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:16,719 Oh, you bitch! 753 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,256 Help! 754 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:21,824 - No, no, no, no, no! - No, no, no, no, no! 755 00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,430 Stop. Shh, shh, shh! 756 00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:33,002 Stay calm, and stay here and clean this up. 757 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,270 Okay. 758 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,839 Hey, hey, shh, shh! 759 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,909 Who is it? 760 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:41,678 I'm here to see Ashley. 761 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,945 Ricky? 762 00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:44,147 Yeah, man, open the door. 763 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:46,149 She's not here. 764 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,117 Listen, I know she's in there. 765 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:51,020 She texted me to come over, like, half an hour ago. 766 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,155 She doesn't want to see you. 767 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,158 I just wanna talk to her. 768 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,226 Go away. 769 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,829 She doesn't love you anymore. 770 00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:01,097 She told me. 771 00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:05,935 Ashley! 772 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,904 Ashley, come out and talk to me! Dude, shut up! 773 00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:09,238 She doesn't want to see you. 774 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,808 All right. All right. 775 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,142 Hey, listen, man. 776 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,410 Could you just give her these, please? 777 00:45:17,147 --> 00:45:18,848 Fine. 778 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,349 Pass them through the door. 779 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,719 All right, awesome. Thanks, man. 780 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:27,390 Get the fuck out of here. 781 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:29,358 Hey, get out! Ash! 782 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,927 You have pizza? 783 00:45:37,334 --> 00:45:39,469 Ash! 784 00:45:39,471 --> 00:45:41,738 Dude, why is that music so loud? 785 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,906 Ash! 786 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:47,110 Are you hiding? 787 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:49,445 'Cause I'll find you! No! She's upset. 788 00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:51,948 Dude, I know that. 789 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:53,349 What do you think these are for? 790 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,518 So she can't see you till tomorrow. 791 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,754 Be quiet please. Please, please! 792 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,088 Dude, why not? 793 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:05,061 Hey, I got... I got the rat. 794 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:07,997 The big rat. The fucker was fast, but I got him... 795 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,265 Where is she? 796 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,834 Where's ash? 797 00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:14,403 Upstairs, but it's probably better if you come back tomorrow. 798 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,339 No! It's not just you. 799 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,874 She has cramps. 800 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,510 What? Menstrual cramps. 801 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:24,280 It's real bad. Yeah, she has diarrhea, too. 802 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,151 Oh. 803 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:31,187 Ash! I'm gonna come up! 804 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:33,122 I don't care what you have. Fucking diarrhea? 805 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,191 Sorry, dude. What do we do? I don't know. 806 00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:36,492 Just stay with her. 807 00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:48,905 What the hell are you doing? 808 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,912 That was so not cool. 809 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:05,988 Ash! 810 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:09,192 Dude, where the hell is she? 811 00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:12,061 I told you, she doesn't want to see you now. Ashley! 812 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,863 Come on, you don't have to be embarrassed. 813 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:18,434 Babe! 814 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:24,240 Don't you, like, have some tampons, or something? 815 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,580 Dude, what happened... 816 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:34,383 Whoo-hoo! 817 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:47,597 What the fuck? 818 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,900 Hey! 819 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:53,302 What the fuck are you doing? 820 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,242 What have you done with her? 821 00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:01,043 Hey, where is she? 822 00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:12,521 You're fuckin' dead, you little piece of shit! 823 00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:14,490 Hey, hey, hey! Ah, drop it. 824 00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:16,659 Drop... drop it. 825 00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:20,129 I'm serious. I'll blow your fuckin' face off in three, two... 826 00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:21,664 All right, all right, all right. 827 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,935 Whoa, man! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 828 00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:28,537 Okay, don't shoot me, okay? Okay, get on your knees. 829 00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:30,373 Please. Okay, okay. 830 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,375 Please, get on your knees. All right, all right! 831 00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:35,912 Okay, thank you. 832 00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:37,246 He lines up the shot. No, no, no! 833 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,015 Luke! 834 00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:44,553 What the fuck? Holy shit! What do we do now? 835 00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,489 Isn't this exciting? 836 00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:49,125 No! No, dude, we're going to jail. 837 00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:51,260 Don't you get it? We're going to fucking jail! 838 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,562 Luke, we're gonna fuckin' die in prison. 839 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:54,697 No, we're not. 840 00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:04,941 Fuck! 841 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,521 Why can't we just roofie them both? 842 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,324 That was all I had. 843 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,159 And even if it wasn't, 844 00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:25,594 jiffy lube here has a fucking hole in his face. 845 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:28,230 You really messed things up, Ricky. 846 00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:32,101 Things just got a whole lot more complicated for me and Garrett. 847 00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:42,278 Ah. 848 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,981 Just let Ricky go. We both know I can't do that. 849 00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:47,583 Look, we can say that he fell on an exposed nail or something. 850 00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:50,486 Garrett can go with him to verify the conversation with his roommate. 851 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,755 You and I, we stay here, we clean up. 852 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:55,124 You go to bed before your parents get home and then... 853 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:58,294 You call the cops and they arrest me in my jammies. 854 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,763 I don't think so, ash. 855 00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:02,231 What if she's serious? 856 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:06,602 Dude, she can help us get out of this. 857 00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:08,404 You got a lot to learn about women. 858 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:11,073 Why didn't you listen? I said I'd text you. 859 00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:12,274 You did text me. 860 00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:14,377 What? 861 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:15,511 Check my phone. 862 00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:19,448 You texted him. 863 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,485 What are you talking about? 864 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,387 You don't want us to get out of this. 865 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:25,321 You invited him here! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 866 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:26,088 Luke, what the... 867 00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:31,060 You texted Ricky to come here, didn't you? 868 00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:32,428 No, man. Why would I do that? 869 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,335 Okay, I did. I was gonna tell you, 870 00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:42,271 but grease monkey got here 15 minutes early. 871 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,073 Caught me off guard. 872 00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:46,242 Lighten up. I got it all planned out. 873 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:48,110 Yeah, what else you got planned? 874 00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:49,745 What else are you gonna lie to me about? Garrett... 875 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,748 Go take a walk and chill the fuck out. 876 00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:59,088 Garrett? Garrett, no, please don't go. 877 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,756 Please. Just take another oxy if you have to. 878 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:01,824 Garrett! 879 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,071 Oh, look. 880 00:51:16,106 --> 00:51:18,074 Your phone still works. 881 00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,476 It's about time we invite our second guest. 882 00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:23,312 The douchebag ex. 883 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:24,547 Jeremy? 884 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:30,753 Invite him here. 885 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,157 I'm not asking. 886 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,163 You're not going to shoot me, Luke. 887 00:51:41,165 --> 00:51:43,766 I will shoot you, Ashley, if you don't invite him here 888 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,634 right now. 889 00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:49,205 Sorry, kiddo. 890 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,740 I'm not involving anyone else in your bullshit. 891 00:51:58,582 --> 00:51:59,648 Fine. 892 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,591 God, please don't pick up. 893 00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:10,359 Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 894 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:12,328 Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 895 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,396 No, not again with the duct tape. 896 00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,733 1,001 uses for duct tape. 897 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,609 - Hello? - Hey, Jeremy. 898 00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,712 Uh, who's this? 899 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,281 I'm actually calling for Ashley. 900 00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:34,750 There's no Ashley here, dude. Wrong number. 901 00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:39,688 Oh, my god, what a moron! 902 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,690 I can't believe you dated this guy. 903 00:52:57,941 --> 00:52:59,241 Hello? 904 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,843 Hey, Jeremy, don't hang up. 905 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,545 I'm here with Ashley. 906 00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:04,847 She wants to talk to you, but not on the phone. 907 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,248 Who is this? 908 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:08,217 She's being all weird. 909 00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:10,219 I think she wants you to come over. 910 00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:11,787 She's babysitting me and... 911 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,489 Is this that little taint on claremont? 912 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:22,631 Yes. Tell her to stay there. 913 00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:24,500 I'm coming over right now. Okay, come around the back. 914 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,407 What's going on? 915 00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:32,474 Nothing. 916 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,980 Luke. Luke, listen to me, okay? 917 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:39,782 You don't know what you're doing. 918 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,817 If you don't stop, someone's going to get hurt. 919 00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:44,687 Don't you remember when you killed Garrett's hamster? 920 00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:46,755 You cried when you told me about it. 921 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:47,823 You were sad. 922 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,767 It wasn't an accident. 923 00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:01,637 As if. 924 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,639 Say it, you grease monkey loser. 925 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:07,309 You actually think Ashley's gonna remember you in a year? 926 00:54:07,311 --> 00:54:08,577 Whatever you just said, 927 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,713 say it again, i fucking dare you. 928 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,618 I said... I need the bathroom. 929 00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:19,788 Gross! Stop it! 930 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,268 Fucking mongo! 931 00:54:49,586 --> 00:54:52,521 God, I'm getting us out of here. 932 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:54,590 Ash, as soon as you're free, you run. 933 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,525 I'm serious, don't turn back. I can handle myself. 934 00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,928 Listen. Keep cutting. 935 00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:04,700 Look, I know you've been avoiding me 936 00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:06,435 'cause you've got this whole future planned out. 937 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:10,039 You know, you got college, you got a career. 938 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,675 The kid's right. I don't have those things. 939 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,543 I just want you to know I'm happy for you. 940 00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:17,379 You're gonna be awesome. 941 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,718 He's coming. Hurry! 942 00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:32,895 Dude, your piss reeks. 943 00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:37,966 Reeky. 944 00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:39,668 What the fuck you been eating? 945 00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:43,772 Jeremy lives, like, 30 minutes away, right? 946 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:46,508 Ugh! We've got time to kill. 947 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:03,992 Fuck! 948 00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:07,563 Yeah, fuck! 949 00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:11,433 I want to watch the two of you fuck. 950 00:56:11,435 --> 00:56:12,568 Listen, you little shit... 951 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:15,070 No, you listen to me. 952 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,538 I got the gun. 953 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,639 Just let him play big boy. 954 00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:18,807 He likes that. 955 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,709 Ashley says she's a virgin, 956 00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:23,879 but I bet you hit that shit twice a day, right, reeky? 957 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,854 You haven't? 958 00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:33,589 Well, tonight's your night, guys. 959 00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:36,792 I'm just kidding. 960 00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:39,762 God, relax. 961 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:40,963 I'm not a pervert. 962 00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:52,508 It's not piss. 963 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,714 Garrett, what the fuck! 964 00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:01,550 What, man? You told me to calm down. 965 00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:03,786 Nobody's smoking weed in the house! 966 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:06,422 Well, like, next time be more specific. 967 00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:07,790 You moron! 968 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,158 My mom's gonna kill me! 969 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,160 Stop bossing me around. 970 00:57:11,162 --> 00:57:12,995 - Give it to me. - No. 971 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,163 - Give it. - No. Hey! 972 00:57:14,165 --> 00:57:16,665 Give it to me! 973 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,934 - Hurry up! - I am. 974 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,102 Shit! 975 00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:26,575 Puff. No, man. 976 00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,844 I don't fuck with that shit. Luke, just... 977 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:30,512 Garrett, both of you guys, okay, 978 00:57:30,514 --> 00:57:32,614 can we just talk and relax? 979 00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:35,484 I feel like there's a solution that can make everybody happy. 980 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:36,919 You're right. 981 00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:38,654 We all just need to relax. 982 00:57:39,489 --> 00:57:41,089 Ricky, you first. 983 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,560 I said no. 984 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:46,895 Do you want a hit from the joint or a hit from the gun? 985 00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:49,665 Luke, stop it! I'm giving him a choice. 986 00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:05,848 Whoa! That's awesome! 987 00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:11,053 Hey, stop it! 988 00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:12,621 What are you doing? Stop! 989 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,493 The house smells like marijuana so I need to get it in his system. 990 00:58:17,495 --> 00:58:18,927 What do you mean, "in his system"? Garrett, come here. 991 00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:20,796 Help me pull. Where are you taking him? 992 00:58:27,937 --> 00:58:29,271 Stay there, smoke up. 993 00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:39,281 Dude, why do you hang out with this guy? 994 00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:41,884 Because he's my best friend. 995 00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:44,553 You sure about that? 996 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,688 Yeah. 997 00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,861 You painting something? 998 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,696 We're gonna see who's right once and for all, 999 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,298 mythbusters style. 1000 00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:16,084 Hey, Garrett, in scouts, were clove hitches 1001 00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,020 clockwise or counter-clockwise? 1002 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:20,856 Clove who? 1003 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:22,324 Never mind. Got it. 1004 00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:24,993 Got what? 1005 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,064 Dude, what the fuck is going on? 1006 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:32,167 Dude... I have no idea. 1007 00:59:37,707 --> 00:59:39,875 Whoa! What the fuck, man? 1008 00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:41,743 Oh, you're fucking home aloning him? 1009 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,045 Dude, what are you doing, man? 1010 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,213 Please, let me out of this. 1011 00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:46,848 Is it level with his head? What the fuck are you doing, dude? 1012 00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:48,150 You're gonna kill him! Just stop it. 1013 00:59:48,152 --> 00:59:49,685 Garrett. Garrett, right? 1014 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,086 Yeah. Please untie me. 1015 00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,788 Okay. You said that the paint can 1016 00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:54,790 would knock him back, like in the movie. 1017 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,825 Okay, look, I take it back. Everything I said, I'm sorry. 1018 00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:58,327 You win. Just stop it, please. 1019 00:59:58,329 --> 00:59:59,795 Let's just try it one more time. 1020 01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:03,131 Ashley! 1021 01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:06,335 Oh, shit! 1022 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,307 Blindfold him. No, no way, man. 1023 01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:15,243 Dude, stop, man, stop! This is fucked! 1024 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,347 Garrett, I'm warning you. 1025 01:00:18,349 --> 01:00:19,815 Blindfold him. 1026 01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:24,786 Listen, man, whatever it is, I'm sorry. 1027 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:27,155 All right? Luke, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for hitting you, man. 1028 01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:28,757 Make sure it's good and tight. 1029 01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:30,325 You don't have to do this, guys! 1030 01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:33,895 You are fucking insane! 1031 01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:35,731 Ashley! Oh, fuck it! 1032 01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,934 Ashley! 1033 01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:41,236 Put it down, or I will shoot you! 1034 01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:43,805 Thank god, Ashley, thank god. 1035 01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,741 I said, put it down! 1036 01:00:45,743 --> 01:00:46,942 Okay. 1037 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,711 Oh, my god! 1038 01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:24,212 Holy shit, his head! 1039 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:26,181 His head, it just exploded! 1040 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:29,017 I told you, Garrett. I told you! 1041 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,286 Why are you laughing? 1042 01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:35,157 I said, why are you laughing? 1043 01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:37,959 Because you can't shoot me, ash. 1044 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:40,162 Don't come any closer, i mean it. 1045 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:47,135 A responsible parent always keeps the ammo separate. 1046 01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:52,441 Garrett, get her! 1047 01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,111 If she gets away, we're both dead! 1048 01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:14,996 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! 1049 01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:16,431 Hey, hey! 1050 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,033 Please, please! No! No! 1051 01:02:18,035 --> 01:02:19,367 Hey. Hey, just come back. Just come back. 1052 01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,403 Oh, hey! Fuck! 1053 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,441 Get off of me, you crazy fuck! 1054 01:02:26,443 --> 01:02:28,777 Hey! Get away from me! 1055 01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:31,046 Please. Please! 1056 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:33,248 No! It would make everything easier, please! 1057 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,050 Let go! 1058 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,418 Ow! What the fuck? 1059 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:45,827 No, no, no, no, no, Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! 1060 01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:47,395 No, no, no, no no, no, no, no! 1061 01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:55,771 Help! 1062 01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,373 Help! 1063 01:04:00,137 --> 01:04:02,270 Oh, thank you, that was wonderful! 1064 01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:04,072 Thank you! Hope the cocoa keeps your guys warm! 1065 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,907 Have a good night. Merry Christmas. 1066 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:16,218 There's a couple of new folks in the group this year. 1067 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:18,987 Really improved their harmonizing. 1068 01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:23,225 Oh, look who's awake. 1069 01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:28,430 Tough break, ash. 1070 01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:32,400 The carolers are gone, and the lingards next door? 1071 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:34,536 Well, they're in Florida. 1072 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,573 I got rid of Ricky for you. 1073 01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:46,081 It hurts now, but you'll thank me later. 1074 01:04:53,456 --> 01:04:54,923 You like that? 1075 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:57,025 Mmm-hmm. 1076 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:12,540 Why did you kill him? 1077 01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:20,148 Correction. You killed him by smoking pot in the house. 1078 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,584 That weed is evidence. You wanna go to jail? 1079 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,120 It was a fucking joint, dude. 1080 01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:26,955 You didn't have to kill someone. 1081 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:30,392 Garrett, we are going to get out of this. 1082 01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:39,301 Remember when you ditched fourth period and got caught? 1083 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:43,038 Who convinced them that you stopped some vandals in the locker room? 1084 01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:46,174 Me. 1085 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:49,311 When my mom caught us stealing from her purse, 1086 01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:52,047 who faked sleepwalking so you could slip out? 1087 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,384 Say it. This is so much bigger. 1088 01:05:56,386 --> 01:06:00,588 Dude, I am the Harry Houdini of getting away with it. 1089 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:04,492 I know how tonight plays out, and we get out clean. 1090 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,161 You just gotta do what I say. 1091 01:06:07,096 --> 01:06:08,263 Okay? 1092 01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:17,639 I said, okay? 1093 01:06:20,176 --> 01:06:21,710 Yeah. Good. 1094 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,012 Now, watch this. 1095 01:06:26,048 --> 01:06:28,583 Ashley is going to make a post. 1096 01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:32,287 Something simple, like... 1097 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,325 "Why can't exes just go away? 1098 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,694 "Jeremy is, like, freaking me out!" 1099 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,267 Now, all you gotta do is make sure she stays quiet 1100 01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:47,435 while I deal with Jeremy. 1101 01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:50,171 Deal with him? 1102 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,207 You mean kill him? 1103 01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,743 Of course not! God, Garrett. Just... 1104 01:06:56,145 --> 01:06:57,545 We'll just plant a little seed. 1105 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,482 And after that, we'll get the paint off you 1106 01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:02,584 'cause you look like a fucking hot dog. 1107 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:13,128 I don't want to know. 1108 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:14,696 Garrett, please. 1109 01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:17,198 Whatever it is, just please stop. 1110 01:07:27,343 --> 01:07:28,410 Hmm. 1111 01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:34,716 Hey. 1112 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,818 Hey, ash. Hey. 1113 01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:38,586 Hey, it's good to see you. 1114 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:41,689 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! 1115 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:43,558 We all good, yeah. 1116 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,759 Yeah, we cool. 1117 01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:47,195 We're cool. 1118 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:48,763 Mmm, mmm, mmm! 1119 01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:50,498 Yeah, we cool! 1120 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,134 Fuck yeah! Yeah! 1121 01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,569 Yeah! 1122 01:07:58,474 --> 01:08:00,241 Ash! Ashley! 1123 01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:05,547 Fuck! What the fuck is that? 1124 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,483 Ashley! 1125 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,186 Ashley? 1126 01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:17,292 Ashley? 1127 01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:24,666 Ashley! 1128 01:08:26,536 --> 01:08:28,369 Shh! Please. 1129 01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:29,737 Ashley? 1130 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,709 Please be quiet, please be quiet. Please. 1131 01:08:34,711 --> 01:08:36,644 - Please be quiet. - Ashley, come on. 1132 01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:41,549 Ashley. 1133 01:08:45,321 --> 01:08:46,788 Ashley. Hi. 1134 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:50,692 Holy shit, man. 1135 01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:52,894 You scared the fuck out of me. 1136 01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:54,362 Where is she? 1137 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:56,598 Inside. Okay, cool. 1138 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,765 Wait. 1139 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,667 What? 1140 01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,469 Just slow down. Come here. 1141 01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:03,771 Have a seat. 1142 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,143 No. Where's Ashley, dude? 1143 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:10,311 She's coming. Chill out. 1144 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,881 She's just asked me to come talk to you first. 1145 01:09:30,766 --> 01:09:32,534 I just want tonight to be over. 1146 01:09:50,886 --> 01:09:53,288 What the hell's that? You said she wanted to see me. 1147 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,789 She wants you to apologize. 1148 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:56,858 For what? Shh! Don't wake the neighbors. 1149 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,394 I could give a fuck! 1150 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,429 A fuck about the fucking neighbors. 1151 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:02,764 She said that you'd know. 1152 01:10:05,968 --> 01:10:08,570 Fine. Where is she? I'll apologize. 1153 01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:13,341 She wants you to write it down. 1154 01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:18,546 This is so fuckin' stupid. 1155 01:10:27,690 --> 01:10:31,226 "Dear, Ashley. 1156 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:33,461 "I'm sorry." 1157 01:10:42,438 --> 01:10:45,373 That's it? What? 1158 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,342 What do you want me to say? 1159 01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:50,411 I'm just asking, is that it? 1160 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,313 Should I go tell her you're done? 1161 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,556 Here, fuck. 1162 01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:05,360 Shit. 1163 01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:15,803 "Ashley. 1164 01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,309 "I am so sorry." 1165 01:11:26,515 --> 01:11:27,915 I don't know why I'm doing this. 1166 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:29,484 Because you're a good person, okay? 1167 01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:31,052 And you didn't know any better 1168 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:33,354 and you didn't know what he was capable of. 1169 01:11:33,356 --> 01:11:35,690 Just untie me, okay? 1170 01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:37,725 We'll run across the street and we'll call the cops. 1171 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:39,794 But Luke will freak out if he finds that you're gone. 1172 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,929 He won't hurt you. Okay? 1173 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:43,064 I won't let him. 1174 01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:48,703 He's my best friend. No, he's not. 1175 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:50,338 Luke doesn't give a shit about you, Garrett. 1176 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:52,874 He uses you, he manipulates you. 1177 01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,642 No friend would put you through tonight. 1178 01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:00,581 There, she wants Shakespeare? 1179 01:12:05,621 --> 01:12:06,754 Kid? 1180 01:12:08,691 --> 01:12:09,824 I'm done! 1181 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,095 Hey, kid, where'd you... 1182 01:12:14,097 --> 01:12:16,030 Fucking cat! 1183 01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:17,432 Hey, kid, where'd you... 1184 01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:30,605 Ah! Ow! Sorry. I'm sorry. 1185 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,039 I'm gonna... I'm gonna fix this, okay? 1186 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,708 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 1187 01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:37,178 I'm really sorry, Ashley. 1188 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,418 I just wish I'd had the balls to step up... 1189 01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:51,692 I told you not to touch her, you asshole! 1190 01:13:54,062 --> 01:13:55,163 You shot... 1191 01:13:55,998 --> 01:13:57,465 You shot me. 1192 01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,666 Look what you made me do! 1193 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,669 I'm... I'm dying. 1194 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,104 Why did you make me do it? 1195 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,573 Why did you make me do it? 1196 01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,608 Help! Help! 1197 01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:10,044 Help! Help! 1198 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,479 Shut up! 1199 01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:18,586 I want my mom. 1200 01:14:21,557 --> 01:14:24,025 Fuck! Fuck you! 1201 01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:26,227 Fuck you! 1202 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,995 Fuck you! Fuck! 1203 01:14:28,664 --> 01:14:29,964 Shit! 1204 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:31,466 Fuckin' hell. 1205 01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,480 He was starting to annoy me anyway. 1206 01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:02,129 You were never going to let me go, were you? 1207 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,833 Guilty. 1208 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,945 I remember, my mom used to tuck me in. 1209 01:15:19,715 --> 01:15:21,816 I'd hold onto her and never let go. 1210 01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:25,620 She felt so safe. 1211 01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:30,124 I'd just fall asleep. 1212 01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:35,997 Then she stopped. 1213 01:15:38,233 --> 01:15:40,668 I don't know why. 1214 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:45,573 And now, I don't sleep well anymore. 1215 01:15:56,151 --> 01:15:58,553 I know exactly why she stopped. 1216 01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:03,958 Why? 1217 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,034 Why? 1218 01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:15,836 Open your eyes. 1219 01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:17,572 Ashley, open your eyes. 1220 01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:21,609 Just answer the question! 1221 01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:22,810 Look at me! 1222 01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:26,914 Tell me I'm fucked up. 1223 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,115 Tell me you're disappointed! 1224 01:16:30,352 --> 01:16:33,688 Say you're scared or you wanna go home. Say something! 1225 01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:36,190 Ashley. 1226 01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:42,663 Ashley. 1227 01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:50,905 Please, say something. 1228 01:17:26,174 --> 01:17:27,341 Goodnight. 1229 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,912 Shit, the hole in his cheek. 1230 01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:39,140 Oh, fuck! 1231 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,910 Fuck! 1232 01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:08,102 What the... 1233 01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:09,270 Shit. 1234 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,873 Fuckin' deers! 1235 01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:23,050 It wasn't even funny, and Chantal and Dave 1236 01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:25,252 could not stop talking about how awful it was. 1237 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,887 I was so embarrassed. 1238 01:20:26,889 --> 01:20:28,222 Oh, dude, they're just being cunts. 1239 01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:29,857 They're what? Nothing. 1240 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,941 Are we talking about some sort... 1241 01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:52,580 We're not talking about sex, are we? 1242 01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:54,114 'Cause after this meal, i feel bloated. 1243 01:21:26,649 --> 01:21:28,482 Oh, my god, where's Lucas? 1244 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:30,084 Oh, my god! 1245 01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:31,452 Lucas! 1246 01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:35,456 Lucas! Lucas! 1247 01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:57,978 What's going on? Shh, I got you. 1248 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,915 I got you. 1249 01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:02,416 It's an unspeakable tragedy. 1250 01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:06,320 Do any of the parents know? Have they been made aware? 1251 01:22:06,322 --> 01:22:08,122 Garrett's parents? Not as yet, sir. 1252 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,623 I was speaking to Garrett's father just last week. 1253 01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:13,193 Is there going to be a grief councilor? 1254 01:22:13,195 --> 01:22:15,229 We'll arrange one for you, sir. 1255 01:22:16,698 --> 01:22:19,199 This one's still alive! 1256 01:22:19,201 --> 01:22:21,535 Okay, wait. Okay, honey, just stay here, okay? 1257 01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:22,670 Just stay here. 1258 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,313 Vitals are holding. 1259 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:37,651 What have we got? Stab wound to the neck. 1260 01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:40,321 She put duct tape on to stem the bleeding. 1261 01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:42,489 Smart girl. Saved her blood. 1262 01:22:54,402 --> 01:22:56,070 Let's go. 1263 01:23:58,266 --> 01:24:01,402 Mom, I'm worried about Ashley. 1264 01:24:01,404 --> 01:24:03,704 I think we should go to the hospital.