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<i>Every group of friends
has that one song</i>

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<i>that no matter where you are</i>

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<i>or what you're doing,
it pulls you out of your seat.</i>

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<i>That was me and my crew,
the flossy posse.</i>

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<i>I know, trust me.</i>

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<i>Everything you had?
We had it and did it better.</i>

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<i>But those were my girls,</i>

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<i>thinking we were the baddest
chicks in the game.</i>

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<i>Definitely the baddest
chicks at fa mu.</i>

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Flossy posse.

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There was Sasha.

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<i>A journalism major
with intelligence to shine</i>

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<i>on the country's
most respected publications.</i>

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<i>Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.</i>

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<i>It may not be
pulitzer prize-winning...</i>

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<i>...but she's
making it happen.</i>

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She's gonna be fine.
I don't even know why...

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- We've gone through this before.
- Here she comes.

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<i>Ryan". There was Dina.</i>

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<i>She was a risk-taker.</i>

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It's chlamydia, y'all! That
shit should get cured! Ay!

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<i>But that's our girl.</i>

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<i>Of course, there's Lisa.</i>

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<i>Despite being the sexy party girl,
she was a natural nurturer.</i>

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<i>She gave love even
when it didn't love her.</i>

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Aww...

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Come here, baby! Aww!

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<i>Me? I'm Ryan Pierce.</i>

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<i>Successful author...</i>

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You write best-selling books,
you cook on talk shows,

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you make appearances
all across the country.

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How do you have
time for a life?

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As women, we're told

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that we have to choose between the
personal and the professional,

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<i>but I control my own destiny.
I am strong,</i>

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lam powerful,
i am beautiful.

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If I will it,
i can have it all.

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<i>Married my
college sweetheart...</i>

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I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
Thank you.

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But I do have
a question for you.

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How does a former all-pro
tight end like yourself,

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how do you hook up with the
second coming of Oprah?

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Ryan's strength
has always been

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making others
their best selves,

45
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and I knew I needed
that in my life.

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<i>I married my best friend.</i>

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Yeah, you got him, girl!

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<i>And the flossy posse
was there to witness.</i>

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<i>We were ride or die.</i>

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<i>But sometimes,
words go unsaid,</i>

51
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<i>disagreements go unresolved.</i>

52
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<i>You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media,</i>

53
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<i>but a year goes by where
you don't see each other.</i>

54
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<i>And that year turns to five,</i>

55
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<i>and before you know it, you're so
busy trying to get what you want</i>

56
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<i>that one day you look up
and find out</i>

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<i>that the thing you loved
the most, your crew,</i>

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<i>the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,</i>

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<i>they're gone.</i>

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Yeah, I heard you.
No, I gotta go.

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I have to ask the question
to get the answer. Okay, bye.

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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan?

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Ryan? Hey!
Earth to Ryan!

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Honey, listen. I know
that you are exhausted.

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I got you running all over
this planet doing this book,

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but the <i>essence</i> folks
just called and...

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And

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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.

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Yeah, it's vip, five-star
treatment all the way.

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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,

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shake hands, you have
heaps of praise...

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<i>And
that's when you realize</i>

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<i>that the flossy posse
needs to ride again.</i>

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Tell them I'd be honored.

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You can purchase Ryan Pierce's
latest New York <i>times</i> bestseller,

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you can have <i>it all,</i> in new
Orleans at essence fest.

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Well, speaking about
"you can have it all,"

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when are you two
going to start a family?

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Oh, god... because we know you
would make beautiful babies.

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<i>Trust me,
it is on the agenda.</i>

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No, I need you to bring
me something I can use,

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something good.

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Let me call you back.

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Bill, look,
i know why you're upset,

85
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but I can't make people
click on your ads.

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<i>Well,
you better do something.</i>

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<i>You guaranteed me eyeballs on your
site, and I'm losing money, Sasha.</i>

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Well, I'm going to
essence fest this weekend.

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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will
be up in all the hot vip spots.

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<i>Ryan Pierce?
Any dirt on her?</i>

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Absolutely not.

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Plus, I can't invent scandal.

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But I guarantee you,
nine months from now,

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there's gonna be a lot of
babies named "essence."

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<i>Cute, Sasha, not helpful.</i>

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Just give me a few more days
to increase views.

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Please.

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<i>Post something your
viewers wanna see this weekend,</i>

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<i>or we're done.</i>

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Hold, please.

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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!

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You know you need me!

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I'm the bitch
in these streets!

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<i>You've put me
on facetime.</i>

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Oh, my god.

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Shit!

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Oh, no, no, no!
That's my car!

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Dina, it has come
to my attention

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that you had a bit of a conflict
with a fellow employee.

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No, not really.

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I didn't know
it was your lunch!

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Stupid motherfucker!

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Don't you run from me!

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The point is, physically
assaulting a co-worker

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because he accidentally
stole your lunch...

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Accidentally?
Ls that what he told you?

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He knew that was
my go-gurt.

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That motherfucker is
crazy for that shit.

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Be that as it may,

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this is not the first time
something like this has happened.

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I'm gonna need
to terminate you.

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I'm letting you go.

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Word?
Word.

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Ahh.

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Yeah.
Good looking out, Ted.

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Thanks for
letting me go, man.

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Appreciate that, nothing but
water under the bridge.

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I'm gonna go
and get back to work.

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No, there's no water and no bridge.
You're fired.

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Why you making me feel like I'm
on the apprentice or something?

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Look, I get it.

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You're upset, I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work."

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Why are you making air quotes?
This is a place of work.

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Lesson learned.

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Oh, you're so understanding.
Oh, oh, oh!

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By the way, I'm going to essence
fest this weekend with my girls.

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We about to turnt up!
So I'm gonna need Friday off.

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Okay. Uh, you can
have all days off, Dina,

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because you
no longer work here.

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Do you understand
what I'm saying?

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Totally, see you bright and
early Tuesday morning.

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Plus or minus a few hours
depending on traffic.

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Dina, we're not done yet!

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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!

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Okay, Ted.

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Snitches get stitches.
Oh, shit!

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Dina, you need
to grow up!

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Mmm-hmm.

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Bath time, homework
time, snack time.

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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.

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Bed time,
8:00 P.M. sharp.

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Ma...

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I need you to focus.

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Would you calm down?

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I have raised kids before.

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And some of them
turned out okay.

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You know what? Forget it, I'm
just gonna stay. I'm gonna stay.

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Because I can't
have these kids

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deviate from their
schedule in any way,

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it just messes
everything up.

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So forget it.
What up, bitch!

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Oh, what's good,
miss Miller?

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Hello, Dina.

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Have you heard of
a doorbell?

165
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Uh, have you heard
of locking doors?

166
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There's crazy people out there.

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You ready to get turnt?
No, I'm not going,

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because I don't wanna
leave the kids alone! No!

169
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It's not gonna work!
No!

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For once, I agree with Dina
and her foul mouth.

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She needs this trip so she can
go off and get some love,

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so she can stop being so
grouohy all the time.

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Ma!

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Your mama know there's
cobwebs on that thing.

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You know what?

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Sorry.

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Aw...

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Bye, mama!
Oh, my goodness!

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I'm gonna
miss you so much.

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Heifer, you are not
going off to war.

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Go, go, I beg of you, 90!

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We'll be fine.
You are so silly.

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Scrubs, really?
That's what you're doing?

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What's wrong with this? Uh-huh.
We're not going nowhere

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until we see you with
some camel toe, okay?

186
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No, I don't do camel toe.

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Okay, well, you can't
just show forearm!

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That's not sexy.
All right, Dina!

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What? Are you going
to teach first grade?

190
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,709
Who wears socks this
thick in New Orleans?

191
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,586
Nobody.
All right.
I've organized everything.

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00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,671
What is this,
the bidi bidi bom bom collection?

193
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,424
Is this a care bear?
Don't touch my things!

194
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,387
As usual, you guys
fucking killed it!

195
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,932
And I'm not the only one
who thought so.

196
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,520
Are you gonna tell us
who else thought so?

197
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,024
You have no Patience
for dramatic revelation!

198
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,234
Fine.

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00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,571
Bethany Marshall, the head of
marketing from best mart, thought so,

200
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,448
and...

201
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,201
And what else?

202
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,955
She wants to launch an exclusive
"Ryan and Stewart" collection

203
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:44,417
and underwrite a "Ryan
and Stewart" talk show!

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00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,585
Boom!

205
00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:46,878
Wait, are you serious?

206
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,171
Yes, I'm serious!

207
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,631
That's amazing!

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00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,757
I know!

209
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,344
She said, and I quote,
"they're both just so real."

210
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,096
She's gonna send
her business affair peeps

211
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,764
down to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.

212
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,225
They wanna launch
by end of year.

213
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,102
That's amazing!

214
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,937
Thank you!

215
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,856
Honey, thank you! We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be rioh!

216
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,358
And thank you!

217
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111
Hey, babe, I gotta head out
or I'm gonna miss my flight.

218
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,989
But I will see you and the
flossy posse in New Orleans.

219
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,282
Yes.
All right.

220
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,993
I love you.
I love you.

221
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,995
In love with you.
I'm in love with you.

222
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,706
I love you!
Come here!

223
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,291
Aw...

224
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,501
Thanks.

225
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,585
Whoo!

226
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962
Hmm.

227
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,046
Oh!

228
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,381
Oh!

229
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,841
I'm so lonely.

230
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,637
Oh, you smell good.

231
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,972
She bought it for me.

232
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,182
- Sorry, go before I spank you.
- I just did.

233
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,227
Please go. Bye!

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00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,689
Oh! Gosh, that man knows
how to exit a room.

235
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,065
Woof!

236
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,403
Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,
but with so much on the line,

237
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,948
are you sure that you wanna get
turned with your girls this weekend?

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00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,326
I promised them a free trip
and it's "turnt" with a

239
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,245
okay, got it.

240
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,247
But maybe just wait
until the deal closes,

241
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,375
and then take them all to St. barts,
buy them all birkin bags or something?

242
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,711
Liz, it'll be fine,
i promise.

243
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,881
Listen, we're all adults and our
insane party days are behind us.

244
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,424
Well, most of us.

245
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,844
I just know if I was with my college
girlfriends in New Orleans,

246
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,804
there'd be pictures of our
tits all over the Internet.

247
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,348
There's actually a few of those out
there, I don't know if you saw.

248
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,766
But, anyway,
it doesn't matter because

249
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,185
the point is,
i have civilian titties,

250
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,853
but you have bestselling
author titties,

251
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,479
and 10% of your tiltties
are my titties.

252
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,482
I just want our titties
to have a future.

253
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,401
Liz.
Yeah.

254
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,694
What's the name of my book?

255
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,238
<i>You can have it all.</i>

256
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,865
Exactly.

257
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,327
Okay, you're right, I gotta
defer to your judgment.

258
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,413
So, listen, I'm gonna fly in
before your first appearance.

259
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,916
I'm really excited to
meet the flossy posse.

260
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,960
You girls are gonna be
keekee-ing all weekend.

261
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,256
Okay. Liz?
Yeah.

262
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,383
I'm gonna say this out of love.
Preach, girl.

263
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,137
Mmm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach,"

264
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,265
or "go, girl," "bye,
Felicia," "ratchet,"

265
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,018
or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard

266
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,895
or looked up on
urban dictionary.

267
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,731
This weekend, over half
a million black women

268
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,693
of all sizes, shades, from all
different socio-economic: Backgrounds

269
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,362
are descending on
the Crescent city

270
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,157
to celebrate black womanhood
in all its glorious forms.

271
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,577
You, my dear friend,
are a guest.

272
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,455
Act accordingly.

273
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,667
Wow.

274
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,669
I'm not even offended.

275
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,212
You're the best!
Oh! Mmm.

276
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,214
Thank you.

277
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,345
Have fun on your hashtag
black girl magic weekend.

278
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,472
Girl, bye!

279
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,396
<i><i>4718 to New Orleans
will commence boarding shortly.</i></i>

280
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,023
Got my hand sanitizer.

281
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,068
Got my anti-nausea medication,
hold on to that. Oh!

282
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,070
Hi, earplugs'

283
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,239
oh. You need to
relax, judge Judy.

284
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,326
You know, I got some bomb-ass kush
if you wanna take a hit of it

285
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,370
before you get on the plane.
That shit will have you right.

286
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,873
Where did you hide it?
You know what?

287
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,792
Never mind,
I'm not even gonna ask.

288
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,919
Fine, I ain't
gonna tell you.

289
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,340
Okay, i'mma tell you.

290
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,925
Where the sun don't shine.

291
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:25,847
You know, a lot of people
think that means the vagina.

292
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,183
But, actually,
it's the butthole.

293
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,022
I got drugs in my Booty.

294
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,984
You know what? That can
cause a lot of infection.

295
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,778
Girl, you can't get no
infection in your bootyhole!

296
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,363
It's a bootyhole.

297
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,615
Okay, enough.

298
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,034
You're grown.

299
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,329
On another note,
let me ask you a question.

300
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,957
Do you think the situation
with Ryan and Sasha...

301
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,376
Think there's still drama,
or has it been long enough?

302
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,296
It better be, because I plan on getting
white-girl-wasted this weekend,

303
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,466
and I ain't letting none of you
bitches kill my vibe, okay?

304
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,928
That's hand sanitizer.

305
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,347
It burns.

306
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,475
Well, considering we don't know where
your mouth has been, it can't hurt.

307
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,642
God!

308
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,269
You want a cough drop?
Hmm. Yeah.

309
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,479
Here.

310
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,648
Excuse me, can you ladies
point me in the direction of

311
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,400
the flossy posse!

312
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,279
Oh, my goodness!

313
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,281
It's so good to see you!

314
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,075
I'm so happy to see you two.

315
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,743
Girl, you killing it!

316
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,997
Hey, ladies!

317
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,333
Sasha, my goodness!

318
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,378
Oh! I've missed you
guys so much!

319
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,713
It's so good to
see you! Flossy posse!

320
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,507
Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

321
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,803
She baddie!

322
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,808
Sash!

323
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,102
Hey, ry-

324
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,436
hey.

325
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,147
Well, life is
treating you well, I see that.

326
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,274
Please! I see you and stew
pop up on my feed

327
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,777
once a week going to
some fabulous event.

328
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,322
I love your hair.
Nice dress.

329
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,284
Seems like
they're getting along.

330
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,036
Shit...

331
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,955
These bitches is plastic.

332
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,332
That's a great lipstick, too.
Thank you, right?

333
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,834
Ladies!

334
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,628
I made something very special
for us this weekend.

335
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,796
Oh.

336
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,090
Barn!

337
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,220
What the fuck? Look like a
bedazzler threw up on that thing.

338
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,556
What? This is
very fashionable,

339
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,975
it's of today and yesterday.
It's very retro.

340
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,561
How about we save it
for the last night?

341
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,271
Of our lives?

342
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,526
<i>Or donate it to the my
little pony motorcycle</i> club.

343
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,403
Okay.

344
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,406
I put a lot of man-hours
into these jackets.

345
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,866
See, that's not
the kind of man-hours

346
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,034
we need you putting
in, Lisa-lise.

347
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,828
Okay. <i>Et</i> tu, Sasha?

348
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:57,165
Yes, you need to bedazzling
some dick, that's what you need to do.

349
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,085
Okay, now
here's what I want.

350
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,880
Let me get three shots of
whiskey with a coke to chase.

351
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,215
Coke zero though,
I'm watching my figure.

352
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,469
Dina, you know this is
only an hour flight?

353
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,930
Oh, well, then, in that case, let me go
ahead and get those three shots now,

354
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,223
and then bring me
a shot of baileys

355
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,225
once we get into
cruising altitude.

356
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,311
She about to turnt up.
Sure.

357
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,355
Oh! And let me
get a cherry coke.

358
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,816
Hmm? Dina, can we just
bring it down a notch?

359
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,944
Oh! Can we get some
dick this weekend?

360
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,655
You know what? I need you
to use your lady mouth.

361
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,949
I need you to use
your lady mouth.

362
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,702
All right. All right.

363
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,205
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.

364
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,665
No, seriously,
for real though,

365
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,543
how long has it been since
you got that back blown out?

366
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,254
I don't know,
two years maybe.

367
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,797
Wait.
What?

368
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,549
Since Terrence?

369
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,470
I don't know. I mean,
i take a vigorous spin class,

370
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,555
I read really
intense erotica,

371
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,683
and I invested in a very
powerful detachable shower head,

372
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,602
which has been very
good to me, mind you.

373
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,564
Mmm-mmm. Okay, that storyjust
put me into menopause.

374
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,525
- You getting some this weekend.
- Straight up!

375
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,443
You're gonna get at least
two dicks inside of you.

376
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,655
For crying out loud, Dina, we only
gonna be there for three days.

377
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,989
Well, three dicks then.

378
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,658
Mmm-hmm.

379
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,077
You know, Lisa,
Dina could be right.

380
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,787
Daily penetration
is medicinal.

381
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,163
Oh, my goodness.

382
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,998
Don't be ashamed, girl.

383
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,293
Every sista up in here
is on a mission

384
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,505
to be her very best
and ratchet self. Oh.

385
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,714
You, especially.

386
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,634
Who's ready for
essence fest?

387
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:39,225
See, Lisa? There is no turning down
up in here, only the turnt up.

388
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,353
I love turnt ups.
Ma'am, excuse me.

389
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,813
Excused, uh, I got this.

390
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,566
Can you go ahead and make some
patrén shots for everybody up here?

391
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,192
On me.
I'm sorry.

392
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,403
I'm gonna take care of everybody
in first class because...

393
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:55,741
<i>I'm every woman
it's all in me</i>

394
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,078
<i>anything you want
done,baby</i>

395
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,997
<i>I do it naturally</i>

396
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,087
<i>flossy posse!</i>

397
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:08,713
<i>Flossy posse!</i>

398
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,637
Wait, I see our sign!

399
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,889
Yes!

400
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,516
Hello.
Oh, my goodness!

401
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,435
Thank you so much.

402
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,812
Mmm.

403
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,023
Oh, my god!

404
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,361
Thank you!

405
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,896
Ay! Ay! Ow!

406
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:15,071
<i>A lovely day</i>

407
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:21,702
<i>a lovely day</i>

408
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,842
on, god!

409
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,098
Oh, shoot!

410
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,310
Run, Dina! Run!

411
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,918
Fuck yeah!

412
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,797
That's some white
boy shit right there.

413
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,344
Who's ready for a refill?

414
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,597
Dina, I haven't even
finished this one yet.

415
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,600
Girl, you used to finish
a supersized slurpee

416
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,019
filled with grain alcohol
before noon.

417
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,396
Mmm-hmm.
True.

418
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,482
That was before two beautiful little
human beings ripped out of my vagina

419
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,276
and sucked all the life
out of my breasts.

420
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,528
I don't coochie pop no more.

421
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:38,821
Ryan.
What?

422
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,407
We are your biggest fans. Will
you take a picture with us?

423
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,617
Yes, sure, of course.
We are your biggest fans.

424
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,286
Oh, my god.
My friends are over here.

425
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,912
Damn, this shit gonna be
happening all weekend?

426
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,582
You know, I'm so proud of her.
Look at her.

427
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,542
It's like traveling
with Beyoncé.

428
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,795
Oh, my god! Are you
guys friends with Ryan?

429
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,213
Yeah.
Yeah.

430
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,631
I'm a huge fan!

431
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,800
Here, this is
for you. Here.

432
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,678
Oh, okay, thank you!
Thanks so much!

433
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,388
Enjoy!
Yes!

434
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,766
Shit! This is like
traveling with Beyoncé!

435
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,559
Thank you so much! Aw!

436
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,810
Girl, you so pretty!

437
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,482
Sista, sista, it's $50 a pop.
$50 a pop.

438
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,067
Dina, I wouldn't
do that.

439
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,903
Who else is gonna take a
picture with Ryan? It's $50.

440
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,447
We take American express, ebt.

441
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,283
You trying to go to jail? Because
you need a permit for all that.

442
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,910
What the fuck?

443
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,536
Lisa!

444
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,205
- Lisa!
- All right, sista.

445
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,998
Wait a minute.
Hold up.

446
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,625
Can you believe this?

447
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:33,959
Oh, my god.

448
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,586
What y'all
tripping off of?

449
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,632
Oh, hell, no!

450
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,800
That can't really be...

451
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,843
That's definitely
Stewart's punk ass,

452
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,970
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.

453
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,555
Where'd you get the picture?

454
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,557
My paparazzi guy
sent it to me.

455
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,309
Who is this
ratchet-ass bitch?

456
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,479
Simone,
some lnstagram hoe.

457
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,148
Heard she sucked off a-rod
in a bathroom one time.

458
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,817
Wait a minute.
All this nba dick

459
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,735
and she's sucking
a baseball player?

460
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,612
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.

461
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280
Oh, my god. I hate her.
But you know what?

462
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,949
That ass is really cute.

463
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,159
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?

464
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,411
Oh, shit! She here!

465
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,747
That little dirty bitch
Simone is here?

466
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,290
Okay, we gotta tell Ryan.

467
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,419
Handle that, Sasha.

468
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,464
Why I gotta be the one?
It's your picture, hoe.

469
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,217
Okay, no matter what,
we have to do it delicately,

470
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,552
because she's having
a good time.

471
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,346
No, fuck that. You gotta do
it like a Brazilian wax.

472
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,722
Just yank everything
out at once.

473
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,017
Now, she gonna feel like her uterus is
on the paper and she's gonna scream,

474
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,228
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.

475
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,438
Can we at least wait until
we get back to the room?

476
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,982
Can we agree on that?

477
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,697
So we have the most amazing
suite at the monteleone,

478
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,283
vip passes to
all the parties,

479
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,494
and great seats at the
superdome for new edition,

480
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,247
Maxwell and
Doug e. Fresh!

481
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,417
And we are going to eat!
Damn the calories!

482
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,751
Yes! Yup!

483
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,128
I'm gonna kill somebody.

484
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,880
What?

485
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,758
Now, I do have
some obligations,

486
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,012
but the truth is, this weekend
is all about the flossy posse!

487
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,514
We're gonna be staying
up late, drinking,

488
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,350
making memories that we can laugh
about the rest of our lives

489
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,769
because that is what
a girls trip is for.

490
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:16,854
- Yeah, word.
- Yolo.

491
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,439
Ooh, I gotta hide
a bitch body.

492
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,190
And gossip!

493
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,027
No secrets,
i want all the dirt!

494
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:26,113
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with an lnstagram skank.

495
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,993
You just had to say
something, didn't you?

496
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,413
That was an opening,
that's god.

497
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,497
Recognize.

498
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:41,003
Come on, Ryan. I need to...
I gotta show you something.

499
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,013
Ryan, I don't even
know what to say.

500
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,185
You know we're here for you,
for whatever you need.

501
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,732
Don't worry, boo.
I'm gonna put hands on them.

502
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,484
I'm talking hot grits,

503
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,028
extension cords,
timberland boots.

504
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,405
I'm gonna fuck up that
bitch's lnstagram account.

505
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,991
I'm gonna put two q-tips
in his pee-pee hole,

506
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,576
and I'm gonna
walk him around.

507
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:16,038
I'm gonna just wipe, just swipe
in that thing and yank them out!

508
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,249
And then I'm gonna stick
my fingers up in his ass

509
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,626
and tell him I'm checking
his prostate,

510
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,961
but really I'm gonna
yank his balls

511
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,379
out of the back of
that motherfucker!

512
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,965
And then I'm gonna put
my fist so far up his ass,

513
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,592
I'm gonna pull his heart out through
that motherfucker, and I'm gonna

514
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,970
"Kali ma shakti"
that shit, just...

515
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,141
Then I'm gonna stick my
fingers back up in his ass,

516
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,518
and then I'm gonna
twirl them around

517
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,603
and see if that make him
giggle a little bit.

518
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,730
Because I like to make
a motherfucker laugh

519
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,774
while I hurt him,
you know what I'm saying?

520
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:49,029
Well, that's not necessary,
Dina, really, honestly.

521
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,407
I've known about this
for a few months. So...

522
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,077
The fuck?
You into that shit?

523
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,831
No, Dina, come on.
Obviously, I was very upset,

524
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,418
but Stewart and I are in counseling,
and we're working through it.

525
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,213
Look at that!
That is fantastic!

526
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,924
Lam so glad to hear that.
Good for you.

527
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,885
Thank you, Lisa.
Stewart and I are a team.

528
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,179
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
but that's in the past.

529
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,098
No, it's not.

530
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,309
This picture was
taken last night.

531
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,022
Mmm.

532
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,024
I don't believe that, Sasha.

533
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:29,028
And you know what? I really don't
wanna be judged right now.

534
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,863
I'm the last person
to judge you, but...

535
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,032
Guys! Okay, listen.

536
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,825
I really meant
what I said earlier.

537
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,161
This weekend is about us.

538
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:38,871
We haven't hung
in five years,

539
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,957
and, by the grace of god,
we are here together.

540
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,668
Come on, let's take advantage
of that because if we don't,

541
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,212
if we waste this precious
time, then shame on us,

542
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,674
becausetodayis the last day that
we will ever be this young.

543
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,219
She fucked me up with that one.
All right!

544
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,931
Now, the flossy posse is back
in New Orleans, so let's go!

545
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,684
- Let's go, bitches!
- She's right, let's go!

546
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,311
But I will shit
in that nigga's shoe.

547
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,396
Ryan.

548
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,482
You know it's just
a matter of time

549
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,984
before the photographer
shops this picture.

550
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,695
Sash, don't worry.
I'm gonna handle it.

551
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,324
Come on, y'all!

552
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,080
I love this place so much!

553
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,666
Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go
check us in, get our credentials.

554
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,669
You guys should go check out the
carousel bar and have a drink,

555
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,339
and I'll be back in five minutes.
It's really cute.

556
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,675
To the bar! All right!
I'm ready to ride.

557
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,177
Looks nice, let's see.

558
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,930
Oh, look at that!

559
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,515
Your kids
would like this.

560
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,476
Man, damn!
This is the shit, man!

561
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,312
Aw, it's so cool!
It's moving around.

562
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,231
Yes, it's super cute.

563
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,941
Ooh!

564
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,359
There goes Stewart.

565
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,486
Oh.

566
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,612
Asshole.

567
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,239
Dina, look at me!
Don't!

568
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,324
Look at me!
Okay, come on now.

569
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,118
You heard what Ryan said,
just be cool.

570
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:02,496
I'm gonna be cool, I just
wanna say hi, that's all.

571
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,289
Why are you taking...
I'm gonna just say hello.

572
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,375
No! Don't you say hello!

573
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,501
No, Dina, don't do that.

574
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,920
Remember, Ryan said this is her
life, we shouldn't get involved.

575
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,046
Hold this!

576
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,006
Dina!

577
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,384
Dina, no!
No!

578
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,308
Bitch!

579
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,518
What the hell's
wrong with you?

580
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,311
Don't play me, nigga.
I will end you!

581
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,731
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe milf!

582
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,276
But not really a milf.

583
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,862
Nigga, you getting old bitches
from the resting home?

584
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,738
Is that what you're doing
to my homegirl?

585
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,949
You fucking with
Gladys knight, nigga?

586
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,661
Do you got knee pads
under them slacks, slurpee?

587
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,247
What?
Dina, this my aunt Marian!

588
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,542
How do you do?

589
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,211
Oh, I'm doing just fine,
but you know what?

590
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,046
Your nephew is nasty!

591
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,840
He a nasty nigga!

592
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,258
Oh, yeah,
your bloodline is nasty!

593
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,384
Okay. All right.

594
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,803
All right, I'm sorry!
She's off her meds today!

595
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,555
He do people wrong!
You're going to hell!

596
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,390
You so nasty!

597
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,684
And that ugly,
tight-assed suit!

598
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,771
It is so very nice to
meet you, miss aunty.

599
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,566
And that is a lovely blouse you have on.
Why, thank you.

600
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,736
As for you, Stewart...

601
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,530
Lam very disappointed
in you. Very!

602
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,534
You guys have a lovely afternoon.
Thank you for your time.

603
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,870
Thank you.
You have a good day, too.

604
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,083
- What the hell happened?
- Breathe. Just breathe.

605
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,044
I was gone for
three minutes!

606
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,253
This shit took one!

607
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,964
What? Hockey players
don't even fight that fast!

608
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,966
Ma'am, I need you to leave
the premises immediately.

609
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,801
Hello, sir.

610
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,346
Ryan Pierce, this year's
essence keynote speaker

611
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,972
<i>and</i> author <i>of
you can have it all.</i>

612
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,600
I am sorry, I'd like to
apologize for my friends.

613
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,477
But I can assure you
that everything is fine now.

614
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,480
Ma'am, she's holding a broken
bottle of chéteau margaux.

615
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,732
Don't be speaking French
to me, motherfucker!

616
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,276
Dina, you're lucky my aunt
is hard of hearing.

617
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,862
And you're lucky tsa took that
straight-edge away from me!

618
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:02,157
Mr. Pierce, we are in the process
of removing her right now.

619
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,617
Thank you.
Wait!

620
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,786
Really, that is not necessary.
Dina, calm down.

621
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:09,289
I promise you. We are longtime
friends, since college.

622
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:10,916
This is just the way
we greet each other.

623
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:15,671
Miss Pierce, I'm sorry, but that's
not the way we do things here.

624
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,507
Okay, understood.

625
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,550
But we are not
pressing charges, okay?

626
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,303
Isn't that right, stew?

627
00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:28,934
Well, no, but if that's the hotel's
policy, then I understand.

628
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,060
No!
What?

629
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,062
You a dick-ass nigga!

630
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,605
Eat a dick! And I mean that
as a sista to a brotha!

631
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,065
You know what? It's cool.
I'm gonna leave.

632
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,316
Okay, we're leaving.
I'm gonna leave.

633
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,651
We're gonna leave.
Just give me a second.

634
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,112
Oh! Dina! Oh, my...

635
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,155
Okay, you know
what, Dina...

636
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,365
Milk dud head...

637
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,867
You look like an ugly,
dirty Mr. clean!

638
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,202
Your girl needs a leash.

639
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,704
Wipe-ass bastard!

640
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,873
Your room, now!
I don't wanna go to my room.

641
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:55,502
That place is nasty!
It's haunted!

642
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,714
I was there last year! Swear to
god, I was up in there last year.

643
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,507
A ghost tried to fuck me!

644
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,050
You ever been
fucked by a ghost?

645
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:03,885
Are you kidding me?

646
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,513
You said you ended this shit,
and now there's a picture?

647
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,557
Are you not
understanding?

648
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,559
And on top of it,
the bitch is here!

649
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,019
I didn't invite her.

650
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,938
Well, neither the fuck did I!
You need to call her,

651
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:18,191
and you need to sendthatgeneficafly
enhanced ass home!

652
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,402
Come on, baby.
How am I supposed to do that?

653
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,571
The same way you tell her
to come get some dick.

654
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,906
You tweet, snapchat, dm,

655
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,701
smoke signals, whatever you
do, I don't give a shit!

656
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,707
- You know what?
- Whatever.

657
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,292
I'm not doing this.

658
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,086
This is stupid.

659
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,674
This isn't a marriage, but we agreed
to at least be a partnership,

660
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,927
and you oan't hold up your end of
the bargain, let alone your pants!

661
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:50,474
This is against everything i
tell my readers, my followers,

662
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,059
and yet I'm putting up
with it?

663
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:54,853
No!
Ry, I'm sorry.

664
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,897
You're always sorry.

665
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,857
I know, but, look,
i won't do it again.

666
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,776
You always ain't
gonna do it again!

667
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:02,361
Baby, I mean it this time.

668
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,946
- Okay? Real talk.
- Mmm-hmm.

669
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,282
Ryan, baby, listen.

670
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,202
You're right,
you don't deserve this.

671
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,747
But our brand is who we are.

672
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:17,125
It's who you are.

673
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,878
Giving all that up
because I was sloppy

674
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:23,298
isn't worth all that you have
worked very hard to accomplish.

675
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,759
Why would we give it up?

676
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,137
And for what? Huh?

677
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,473
To watch it all crumble?

678
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:33,850
To be alone?

679
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,855
Ryan, baby, I'm not going
anywhere, you know that.

680
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,982
I don't give
a damn about her.

681
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,948
Let's just do our dance
and handle our business.

682
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,785
Be that couple
who has it all.

683
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,249
No more slipups.

684
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:02,087
Stick to the plan and get
that hoe under control,

685
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,588
and we close this deal.

686
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,840
Done.

687
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,468
Some of us have to
find a place to stay.

688
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:14,516
Damn.

689
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,685
Are you okay?

690
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,438
Yeah, I'm fine.
So where we at?

691
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,066
I called. All the four and
five star hotels are booked.

692
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:26,278
You know what, whatever,
who needs a fancy suite?

693
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,280
I mean, come on.

694
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,449
Let's rough it.
It'll be like old times.

695
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,333
I get the feeling there's definitely
been a few chalk outlines on this floor.

696
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,920
Oh, yeah, somebody was definitely
murdered in this room.

697
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,048
It smells like the body
is still in here.

698
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:48,717
Ugh.

699
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,180
The fuck? No minibar?

700
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,224
I feel like that one star
was hella generous.

701
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,059
Bitch, you the reason we here.

702
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:01,062
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.

703
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,565
Classic Sasha,
can't never let shit go!

704
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,275
Itjust happened!
Why would I let it go?

705
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,152
What do you mean, hjusthappened?
It's in the past!

706
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:08,945
Hey.

707
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:12,032
Hey! Hey! Stop arguing!

708
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,909
Stop it!

709
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,285
Hey!

710
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,411
Let it go!

711
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,830
I think I got scabies.
It's itching.

712
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,165
Y'all expecting somebody?

713
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,583
Uh-uh.

714
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,546
Fucking foggy peephole.

715
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,132
Who is it?

716
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,514
Oh!

717
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:36,598
Rochelle here?
Oh!

718
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,976
No, sir, lam sorry,
you have the wrong room.

719
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,102
Please leave.

720
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,812
This is where I meet
Rochelle every night.

721
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,524
Hey, Rochelle ain't here,
homeboy. You need to get on.

722
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,192
It don't have
to be Rochelle.

723
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,069
I'll take one of you.

724
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,696
You mean to tell me,
we staying at a motel

725
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,865
where $5 hoes do
their business?

726
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,785
$5, shit, I get $2 change.

727
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,078
Oh!

728
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,372
Lisa, you game?

729
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,958
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.

730
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,459
Bust that thing open.

731
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,878
Not if she wearing that.
What?

732
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,965
I told you that outfit was ugly as
hell, he don't even wanna fuck.

733
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,300
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable

734
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,261
doesn't mean that
you have to be rude!

735
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,724
Get out!

736
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:20,934
Shoot!

737
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,644
What's wrong with him?
Close this.

738
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,396
You don't want some of this?

739
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:26,856
What is that?

740
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,191
You don't want some of this?

741
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,573
Oh, shit!

742
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,700
You are disgusting!

743
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,496
Go find Rochelle!
No, you go find Rochelle!

744
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,916
Y'all are gonna get me
a heart attack!

745
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,169
Oh...

746
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,592
I don't find this funny at all.

747
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,639
Yes, girl,
you're giving me life.

748
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:03,435
Oh, hold up, sash, your tag is hanging out.
Let me pull it out.

749
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,354
Oh, no, don't pull it.
Just tuck it in for me.

750
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,772
Okay.

751
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,316
I made a deal
with the designer.

752
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,651
I'm gonna lnstagram it
this weekend.

753
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,236
Some tastemaker shit.

754
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,530
Lis, hurry up, okay?

755
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,991
P. Diddy's not gonna be
waiting for me all night!

756
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,909
He's a busy man.

757
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,329
All right, almost ready.

758
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,499
What the fuck is that?

759
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,379
Wait a minute. Hold on.

760
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,089
You gotta be kidding me!

761
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,343
I really like this outfit.

762
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:39,137
I mean, this is
hand-stitched embroidery

763
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,641
from an indigenous tribe in
Guatemala that's almost extinct.

764
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,267
So they not fucking
in Guatemala?

765
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,938
You know what?
Intelligent men of academia

766
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,733
are gonna really appreciate
this outfit. Mmm.

767
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,069
All right, listen.
You look beautiful.

768
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,320
Thank you!

769
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,489
Now take it off
and put this on.

770
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,411
This dress is
a mosquito net.

771
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,747
Then maybe you'll catch
something in it.

772
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,624
Yeah, a man.

773
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,793
Lisa, you look like somebody's
puerto rican grandmother.

774
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,002
See?

775
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,089
Now men will fuck almost anything,
but not you in that outfit.

776
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,843
Don't even, I already know.

777
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,595
Tighten that up.

778
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:25,100
Don't be taking all day back there
either, making tamales and shit.

779
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,437
<i>Announcer". New Orleans!</i>

780
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,439
<i>Make some noise</i>

781
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:35,193
<i>for new edition!</i>

782
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,668
Oh, my gosh!

783
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,297
<i><i>Sing yourself, y'all!</i></i>

784
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,521
Oh, oh!

785
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,072
I have four.

786
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,658
Yay!

787
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,326
Party in the vip!

788
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,834
That's for Ryan for getting
us up in the hot vip spot!

789
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,629
Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.

790
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,840
Where is the water?
Excuse me, miss!

791
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,842
Lisa?
Yes.

792
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,554
Okay, this weekend, we're gonna
need a little less "mom" Lisa,

793
00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,473
and a little more
"freaknik" Lisa.

794
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,391
Mmm-hmm.

795
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,894
Like "Howard homecoming" Lisa.

796
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,854
Ooh!

797
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,190
Ooh! "Bayou classic" Lisa.

798
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,399
Ahh!
Dina; Mmm!

799
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,525
That Lisa.

800
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,195
Like "nba
all-star weekend" Lisa.

801
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,654
That shut it down.

802
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,865
Come on now. You're a
fierce sexualgoddess.

803
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,992
I'm a bad bitch goddess!

804
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:07,535
Oh, yes!

805
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,162
Now go out there and slay.

806
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,789
That's it!
Let's do this!

807
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,081
She ready.

808
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,502
So, hey, I don't mean
to be intrusive,

809
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:19,088
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had?

810
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,174
Are you gay, straight?

811
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:22,967
Because with
the pocket squares...

812
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:25,053
I'm not feeling
confident about this.

813
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,805
So you're not
lactose intolerant?

814
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,474
You give me the smallest
bit of ice cream,

815
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,602
and I'm taking off like a rocket.
It's just...

816
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,395
Damn, she rusty!

817
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,105
I had both my kids, right?

818
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,899
And I kept their placenta.

819
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,609
You know what
i do every morning?

820
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,402
When I make
my morning shake,

821
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,240
I take a little bit of that
placenta, plop it right inside,

822
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,075
grind it up, throw it back.

823
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,620
I'm telling you I'm gonna
live until I'm 100.

824
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,664
I can't watch this.
I tried, but I can't.

825
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,290
She's gonna have to uber,
she ain't riding with us.

826
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:58,962
<i>Everydody!</i>

827
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,306
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

828
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,308
Sasha Franklin?

829
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,269
Of Sasha's secrets?

830
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,647
Miss vanzant.

831
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:21,776
It is such an honor to
even be in the same...

832
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,195
So, come, missy,

833
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,865
and let me holler
at you for a minute.

834
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,783
Okay.

835
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,619
Do you know who I am?

836
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,080
Yeah, I just said...

837
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,623
Because either you don't know,

838
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,543
or some strange affliction

839
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,046
has altered the molecular
structure of your brain.

840
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:43,506
If you think

841
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,009
that you can trash
my name and reputation

842
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,052
just to make a name
for yourself, missy,

843
00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,638
that is not gonna
turn out well for you.

844
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,348
No, look,
I'm just the messenger.

845
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,933
Ithoughtyoulooked
great in that thong.

846
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,268
Liar!

847
00:39:57,145 --> 00:40:01,065
Try me again,
and I promise you

848
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:05,695
that you and I are gonna have
a middle passage experience,

849
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,865
a fight for survival,
and I will win.

850
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:12,619
Have I made myself clear?

851
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,412
Clear?

852
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:16,831
Clear.

853
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,125
Okay, thank you, beloved.

854
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,253
Blessings to you and you enjoy the
rest of your evening.

855
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,589
<i>Show.</i>

856
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,257
Yes, tell me it recorded.

857
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,384
Please tell me
i got that on video.

858
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,844
Come on, please.

859
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,638
Damn it!

860
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:35,266
Damn it, Sasha! That was
your car and your mortgage.

861
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:37,435
Hey,uh,sasha.

862
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,020
Yeah.

863
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,564
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now?

864
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,234
Well, what do you call
what you're doing?

865
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,947
No, I'm just saying that I don't
want anyone to feel uncomfortable

866
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,698
thinking that you're
spying on them, that's all.

867
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,158
Ryan, I don't spy
on people.

868
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,326
Okay, I'm sorry.

869
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:56,245
I'm just saying that I'm their
guest, you're my guest.

870
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,081
Are you telling me
to behave?

871
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,792
Is that what you're
telling me right now?

872
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,502
No, I'm just saying
that it would be

873
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,087
more appropriate
and effective...

874
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,922
What is appropriate and effective?
Um, Sasha. Sasha.

875
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,799
These words you're
using on me feel...

876
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,634
Come with me to
the bathroom, please.

877
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,761
Real quick, lgotsnaps
and zippers...

878
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:14,013
Jesus!
And all kinds of things.

879
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,099
Lisa, I know
what you're doing.

880
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,227
Come on, estelle!

881
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,436
Darling, yes, look at us!
No. No.

882
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,897
Two conquerors
taking over the world!

883
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,692
Don't be a bugger!
Pip pip, cheerio!

884
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,152
- I ll tag you! I'll be tagging you in this!
- Please don't!

885
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,612
What are you doing?
What?

886
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:31,447
I'm taking fun pictures
with celebrities.

887
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:33,116
I'm talking to
celebrities and everything.

888
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,035
Glad to see some things
ain't changed.

889
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:38,496
Julian! Oh, my god!

890
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,540
Look at you! You got muscles now!

891
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,792
What up, d?
What's up, boy?

892
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,794
Look at you!
Man, you got fine!

893
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,588
Ryan!
It's good to see you!

894
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:48,881
I thought that was you.

895
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,885
Icannotbeheve I'm looking at
half of the flossy posse!

896
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,555
And the other half
is here, too.

897
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,098
No shit?
Yes!

898
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,726
The whole entire fp crew is
in the building? Mmm-hmm.

899
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,978
Okay, it's official now.

900
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:03,771
Wow. So you
playing this weekend?

901
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,690
Yeah, I'm actually
sitting in with ne-yo

902
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,275
at the house of blues
on Saturday.

903
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,735
Ne-yo? I love ne-yo.

904
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,778
Well, y'all should
come through, swing by.

905
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,114
I will put you on the list,
it's nothing.

906
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:14,574
Okay, we're there.
Good.

907
00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,200
Yeah, we're there.

908
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,581
Ah, so, what you drinking?

909
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,667
Sash, I just brought you
in here, okay,

910
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,420
so that you could have
a little compassion for Ryan

911
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:29,380
and everything that
she's going through.

912
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,341
So I'm asking you
to please be nice.

913
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,760
I'm trying.

914
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:37,138
I mean, she is the one giving
me grief about doing myjob.

915
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:40,183
You know, we can't all
just smile for the cameras

916
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:42,727
and sit next to a football player
and make money off of him.

917
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,646
Ooh! Now, Sasha, that's
not fair and you know it.

918
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,023
You know you always do this.

919
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,107
I always do what?

920
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,151
Ryan can do no wrong
in your eyes.

921
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,362
Even when she bailed
on all of our plans

922
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,406
to <i>start the first</i>
black <i>huffington post.</i>

923
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,326
That was five years ago,
all right?

924
00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,495
Can you just let it go?

925
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:02,830
Okay!

926
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:04,332
Sash“.

927
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:07,960
Don't look at me
with them eyes.

928
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,006
Okay.

929
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:13,841
All right.

930
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,843
Thank you, I love you.
Don't hug on me,

931
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:18,054
hug on some of that
man meat out there.

932
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,236
Ma, can you hear me?

933
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:35,822
Dang it.

934
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,783
Reception is just awful.

935
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,868
Geez Louise. Come on.

936
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:42,912
Come on!

937
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,290
Hey, pretty lady
from bourbon street.

938
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,084
Hey, yeah...

939
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,460
You know that
doesn't work, right?

940
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,170
Oh.

941
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,840
You gotta try,
just in case you get lucky.

942
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,591
I mean, not lucky...

943
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,301
You wanna stand on
my shoulders and try?

944
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,972
You know, for height.

945
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,183
So, um, how many
baby mamas you got?

946
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,227
Zero.

947
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:08,688
You got a wifey?
No.

948
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,148
You got a husband?

949
00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,235
Don't even try to
play me, all right?

950
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:18,156
Dina, come on. Now Julian is a
musician, he play the bass.

951
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,324
What's he gonna do with one
piece of pussy coochie twat?

952
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,538
There's a lot you
can do with just one.

953
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:31,919
Talk to me, yes. I got one
you could do a lot with!

954
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,339
Stop!
Damn, she dangerous.

955
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,424
Close them.

956
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,971
Look! Smash alert,
two o'clock!

957
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:44,515
You got it?
I got you.

958
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:45,933
Oh, my god!

959
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,226
Is that Lisa?

960
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,020
We gotta keep twisting
like this, right?

961
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,938
Because that helps
with the reception.

962
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,274
Just a minute ago,
she was chasing them off,

963
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,318
now, she got her whole taco
in the dude's face.

964
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,070
Ma, can you hear me yet?

965
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,865
No, she still
can't hear me, though.

966
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,409
And it's raw taco,
she ain't got no panties on!

967
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,454
Y'all still wild.

968
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,039
Yes, we are!

969
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,918
Oh, my god!
That's diddy, baby!

970
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,337
<i>How y'all feeling
over here tonight?</i>

971
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,756
<i>Y'all ready to have a good
time in this motherfucker?</i>

972
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:18,341
Ladies,
look what your man's got!

973
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:22,303
Y'all, I'm about to get
pregnant tonight. Move.

974
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,931
You know you
created a monster.

975
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,724
It's a really
good vibe, come on.

976
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,142
Oww!

977
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:12,979
No!

978
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,564
Dina,
put your shirt on!

979
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:25,366
Oh, shit!

980
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,952
Girl, your Booty
is showing!

981
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,214
You go and
get that ass!

982
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,632
That shit works!

983
00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:47,513
<i>Make some noise!</i>

984
00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:57,106
Oh, my god!

985
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,193
<i>I love y'all!
Thank you, New Orleans!</i>

986
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,863
Turnt up, turnt up, turnt up!

987
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,365
What we doing
after this, y'all?

988
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,534
My frat's having
a party at Xavier.

989
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,495
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
How old are you?

990
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:12,621
Twenty-one.

991
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,415
We are not going to any college
frat party. Twenty-one!

992
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:15,499
What?

993
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,085
Wait, maybe I should wait here
for diddy to come out,

994
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,421
because once a man
lays his eyes

995
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,132
on these biggie smalls
up on my chest,

996
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,468
it burns in their brains, it
burns right in their brains.

997
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:26,594
Come on, for real.

998
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,387
What y'all getting into?
I know y'all doing something.

999
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:29,889
Oh! Wait, come on, y'all.

1000
00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:32,767
I still have to work tomorrow,
i really should get to bed.

1001
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,769
It ain't even midnight yet. Boo!

1002
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:39,023
Come on, guys, listen. I've just
watched my best friend grind on diddy.

1003
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,900
What could possibly top that?

1004
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:45,154
Let's do this shit, bitches!

1005
00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:47,531
Flossy posse is in effect!

1006
00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,201
Here I go!

1007
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:51,619
Oh, shit!

1008
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,293
Yeah!

1009
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,796
That was amazing!

1010
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,256
Guess she caught
her second wind.

1011
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,383
Sasha!

1012
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:08,427
Come on, you have to try it!
It's amazing!

1013
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:12,431
Fuck it!
I'm white boy wasted anyway!

1014
00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:14,100
Come on!

1015
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:20,398
Oh, my god! Oh, shit!

1016
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:21,941
Catch me!

1017
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:23,401
Om

1018
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,986
don't let me go!
Don't let me go!

1019
00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,572
Don't let me go!

1020
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,865
Sasha!

1021
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,450
That was crazy!

1022
00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:33,828
Come on, lis. Come on.
It's time, let's go!

1023
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,664
No, this is not a good
idea, I have to pee.

1024
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,290
The line is
shorter over there,

1025
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,917
there's a long line
to the bathroom here.

1026
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,043
Just go for it.

1027
00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,545
You can do it!
It's fine!

1028
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,964
All right. All right.
All right. All right.

1029
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,425
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!

1030
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:48,801
Peter Pan that shit!

1031
00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:58,352
Oh!

1032
00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:00,980
Oh, shit!

1033
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:03,816
What happened?

1034
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,443
Why did I stop?

1035
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,153
Why isn't it moving?

1036
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,029
- Wait, what's going on?
- Why did it stop?

1037
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,449
Hello? What's wrong?

1038
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:13,951
Don't worry about it!

1039
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:16,203
They're gonna fix it! Just
hold tight, hold on, Lisa!

1040
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,539
This is not the time,
I'm telling you!

1041
00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:20,082
Don't worry!

1042
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,417
Squeeze it!

1043
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,043
Oh, god!

1044
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,505
Baby Jesus, Jesus, please
don't make me pee on anybody!

1045
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,592
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!

1046
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,885
Please don't do it!

1047
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:34,722
Oh!

1048
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,146
Damn!
How much did she drink?

1049
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,733
Why have you forsaken
me, baby Jesus?

1050
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,736
Your bff is on her way!

1051
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,738
I'm sorry,
i really tried to hold it!

1052
00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,452
Don't worry, girl,
i got you!

1053
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,459
I didn't know you were into golden showers.
Girl, that's myjam!

1054
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:05,419
Watch this!

1055
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:09,006
What the fuck?

1056
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,350
What are you doing?

1057
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,269
Y'all didn't even have to
take me to red lobster!

1058
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,948
Hey, when I said "let loose,"
i didn't mean it literally!

1059
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,367
Ry, what!
Did you see that?

1060
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,827
Yeah, everybody saw it!

1061
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,705
Damn! Oh, lam so happy
we ran into you!

1062
00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:45,209
I swear, I have not had
this much fun in so long.

1063
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,378
You never had a problem
with that before.

1064
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,796
I miss that girl.

1065
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,339
You definitely
brought her back tonight.

1066
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:55,219
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.

1067
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:02,851
Uh...

1068
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,813
Maybe I should get you home.

1069
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,440
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?

1070
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,150
Tomorrow?

1071
00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:12,361
With your husband.

1072
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:14,738
Yeah, that nigga.

1073
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,657
What?

1074
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,119
What? No.

1075
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,831
Yeah, no, no, right.
I should, um...

1076
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,042
I should probably go.
Yeah.

1077
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:30,087
Uh, but where y'all staying?
I'll take you to your hotel.

1078
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,880
Where are you, at the w?

1079
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,049
Uh...
The Roosevelt?

1080
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,510
I got you, come on.

1081
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,347
All right,
it's all yours.

1082
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,224
Are you sure?

1083
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,894
There's no way in hell I'll let
y'all stay in that filthy dump.

1084
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,522
I'll crash with
the guys in the band.

1085
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,898
Y'all get some sleep.

1086
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:54,069
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.
For everything.

1087
00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:55,404
No sweat.

1088
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,200
You sure everything
is good with you?

1089
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,536
Yes! Absolutely.

1090
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:05,873
All right, then.

1091
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,125
Okay.

1092
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,460
Good night.

1093
00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:23,223
Can I just touch it?
You can touch it.

1094
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,647
On.

1095
00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:30,981
You're shy.

1096
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,651
You should move your arm.

1097
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:38,530
That's not my arm.

1098
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,999
I just...
I couldn't do it.

1099
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,377
It was unbelievable!

1100
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,212
I'm telling you guys,
you had to see this thing.

1101
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,047
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?

1102
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,008
Were you gonna help me
carry it out here?

1103
00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,052
I'd have slung it
over my shoulder.

1104
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,139
Listen, I ain't never
seen nothing like that.

1105
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:07,267
Wait. The good lord gives you all
that meat, and you just hand it back?

1106
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:09,978
Ls that because you a vegan?

1107
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:11,980
No, Dina.

1108
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,233
It's because I wanna
keep my uterus intact.

1109
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,027
Girl, I'm gonna
give you a lecture tomorrow.

1110
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,697
But tonight
I'm too tired.

1111
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,031
I think my liver
is broken.

1112
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,536
Uh-uh. Y'all not going
to sleep. Come on.

1113
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,080
Come on. Bring it.
Come on!

1114
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,456
Get up!

1115
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,458
Mmm-mmm.
- Oh, god.

1116
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,176
What?

1117
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,804
I'm not going to hell.

1118
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,347
Jesus loves me, too.

1119
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,808
Better recognize
your blessings.

1120
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,228
She got a point.
Yeah.

1121
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,564
Okay.

1122
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,023
Here we go.

1123
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:59,236
Heavenly father, we wanna thank
you for this day of life

1124
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,614
and thank you for bringing the
flossy posse back together.

1125
00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:04,742
It's like you always
listen to my prayers

1126
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,785
because I missed
my girls so much.

1127
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:11,248
And I can't wait for us to have
all the most fun in the world!

1128
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:14,126
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,

1129
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,420
<i>just thinking about all the
good things we gonna do...</i>

1130
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:33,395
Thank you.

1131
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:39,276
Hey, are you
even up for this?

1132
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,904
Don't worry, I've been pretending
to be okay for two years.

1133
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,405
I can do it for
a few more minutes.

1134
00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:46,074
Honey! Honey! Whoa!
Somebody got turnt.

1135
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,952
It's okay. It's okay.

1136
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:52,956
Uh,yeah,yeah. So, well, we're gonna
get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?

1137
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,208
Okay.

1138
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,918
Some water?
Yeah, water, too.

1139
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,002
Yeah.

1140
00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:59,922
Listen, I've been out of
the game for a minute,

1141
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,800
and I don't know what these
young girls are doing out here

1142
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,301
to handle all that.

1143
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,220
But I'm not
on that train.

1144
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,304
Come on now, Lisa.

1145
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,265
I ain't never known you to
back down from a challenge.

1146
00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:11,391
I know.

1147
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,852
Just grapefruit him.
What?

1148
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,230
Y'all ain't never
grapefruited before?

1149
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,482
No.

1150
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:20,943
But I'm listening.

1151
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,028
What you wanna do is,

1152
00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:24,696
you get a grapefruit, right?
Okay.

1153
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,407
And you cut both
ends off, as so.

1154
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:32,621
Then you cut a hole in
the middle, like this.

1155
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,373
Like a nice little tunnel.

1156
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,293
And then you place
that on his penis

1157
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,670
like this.

1158
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,756
Oh. Oh. Okay. Like that, right?

1159
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,551
Now, you wanna
squeeze, and twist,

1160
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:48,846
and suck, so then it feels like
he's getting fucked and sucked

1161
00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,472
all at the same time.

1162
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,141
It's like this.

1163
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:05,487
You might choke just a little bit
because that make him feel like a man.

1164
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:06,905
Like he killing your shit.

1165
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:12,619
Dude, this is tickling
my throat.

1166
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,418
Hmm.

1167
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,462
Now, you never ever wanna
do this with a pineapple.

1168
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,214
I almost died.

1169
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:37,477
Sasha, tell me the truth. Do you
think this c:Olor's too much?

1170
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:40,564
It's barely enough.
It's beautiful.

1171
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,274
<i>Ryan and Stewart Pierce.</i>

1172
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:44,568
<i>Sunny". Give it up for ne-yo!</i>

1173
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,904
<i>It's always a beautiful
and energetic crowd</i>

1174
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:48,447
<i>when you come to
the essence fest.</i>

1175
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,282
<i>Miss Terry mcmillan.</i>

1176
00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:51,909
<i>People, period.
But beautiful black people,</i>

1177
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,535
<i>you know what I mean?
That's what you come for.</i>

1178
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,245
<i>You come to celebrate
your blackness.</i>

1179
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,496
<i>Morris Chestnut!</i>

1180
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:09,801
Ava duvernay!

1181
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:11,303
<i>What is
"black girl magic"?</i>

1182
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:13,639
<i>It feels like a reminder,
it feels like a rallying call,</i>

1183
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,933
<i>it feels like
a term of endearment.</i>

1184
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:19,603
<i>Make sure to keep stirring so
this crawfish doesn't overcook.</i>

1185
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,272
<i>Oh, yeah, because we
cannot have that, y'all.</i>

1186
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:36,536
I'm so sorry! Sasha: You
kissing the air, girl.

1187
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,289
<i>I guess that chapter
in your book is right.</i>

1188
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,334
<i>"The couple who cooks
together, stays together."</i>

1189
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,545
<i>So cute.
They're so cute!</i>

1190
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:47,756
Couldn't have said it
better myself.

1191
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,132
That's true.

1192
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:54,012
She on some academy award
shit with this performance.

1193
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:56,473
Aw, Sasha,
marriage is tricky.

1194
00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:59,935
She still loves Stewart. They're
just going through a rough patch.

1195
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:03,355
<i>And you can see, there are a lot
of different peppers and colors...</i>

1196
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,107
Oh, no, this bitch didn't. What?

1197
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:06,316
Oh, this heifer.

1198
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,442
Dina, don't.

1199
00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:09,027
I'm just gonna
whip her ass!

1200
00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:12,364
<i>Why don't we invite someone from our
audience to come up and have a taste?</i>

1201
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:13,532
Ooh, I'll do it.

1202
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:17,077
<i>Oh, you in the red,
i saw you first!</i>

1203
00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:19,997
Oh, hell no!
Let's go!

1204
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,248
Oh, no,
wait, wait, wait!

1205
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,374
<i>Right here.</i>

1206
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,043
<i>Oh, wow.</i>

1207
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:27,212
This bitch think she can
just be up in here,

1208
00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:28,630
doing whatever
the fuck she wants.

1209
00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:32,634
<i>All right! Looks like we have
a few eager volunteers!</i>

1210
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,261
Come <i>on</i> up, <i>girls.</i>

1211
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,556
<i>More the merrier.</i>

1212
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,100
I got her, ry.

1213
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:43,311
Mmm, this looks
so delicious.

1214
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,564
But I could use
some extra sausage.

1215
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,693
<i>Oh, really?</i>

1216
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:50,819
<i>You wanna be
careful with that.</i>

1217
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,488
<i>You don't wanna choke
on too much sausage.</i>

1218
00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:56,408
I'm good, I don't
have a gag reflex.

1219
00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,578
Ooh, this bitch
wanna get hurt!

1220
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,789
Are they still talking
aboutjambalaya?

1221
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:05,917
Um, uh, yeah,
it's colloquial.

1222
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,961
Um, "put your foot in it."

1223
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,463
"So good, makes you wanna
slap your mama."

1224
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,756
"Bitch gonna get hurt."

1225
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,591
Got it.

1226
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,887
<i>You know what,</i>

1227
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:19,973
<i>since we've got
a true sausage connoisseur,</i>

1228
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:24,519
<i>why don't we show her and you guys
everything you can do with a sausage?</i>

1229
00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:27,773
Ah!

1230
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:30,025
Now, what do we have here?
A cleaver.

1231
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:31,860
<i>Ah, so, let's
take this cleaver...</i>

1232
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,361
<i>That's a big cleaver, baby.</i>

1233
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:34,613
<i>You should be
careful with that.</i>

1234
00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:35,781
<i>Well, you know what, baby?</i>

1235
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:37,407
<i>I'm always careful.</i>

1236
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:38,492
Mmm-hmm.

1237
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:40,410
<i>Show him
who's boss, girl!</i>

1238
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:42,996
Ooh. Ooh!

1239
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:48,794
<i>You don't want any part of
this sausage not being out!</i>

1240
00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:50,462
<i>Isn't that right, stew?</i>

1241
00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:53,799
<i>Well, what is this?</i>

1242
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,217
<i>There's nothing better</i>

1243
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,970
<i>than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!</i>

1244
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:01,264
<i>Right, baby?
She's the boss.</i>

1245
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,644
<i>Ooh, girl!</i>

1246
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:07,521
<i>- Girl, put your back into it!
- Bash that meat.</i>

1247
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,608
<i>If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cooking!</i>

1248
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,069
Who knew!

1249
01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,153
<i>Kitchen shears.</i>

1250
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:19,032
<i>This is an under-utilized
utensil in the kitchen.</i>

1251
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:20,992
<i>Well, I'm gonna take
this under-utilized tool,</i>

1252
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,578
<i>and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.</i>

1253
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,708
<i>What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?</i>

1254
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,295
<i>I don't know, but we
gonna cut it off today.</i>

1255
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,550
Oh, my god!
Ryan's a hoot.

1256
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,802
She is a hoot.
Yes.

1257
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,303
She's a hoot!

1258
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,306
What the fuck
is going on?

1259
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:46,143
I'm still waiting
on my sausage.

1260
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,894
Oh, wait, here,
have some of mine.

1261
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,816
Gagging?
You gagging?

1262
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:56,611
<i>Now that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.</i>

1263
01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,906
That was fucking amazing!

1264
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:03,160
The crowd loved it,
Bethany loved it!

1265
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,245
Were those your girls? I
thought there was only three.

1266
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,205
Who's the hottie
with the badunkadunk?

1267
01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:08,331
The junk in the trunk?

1268
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,585
That can had its own soundtrack.
Am I right?

1269
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,004
She's nobody. I've
never seen her before.

1270
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:17,090
Oh, crap. I gotta go get her number
because she was amazing, she's worth it.

1271
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,216
No!

1272
01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,802
Okay, okay. Okay.

1273
01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:23,388
You know what? It's better
if it's improvised, anyway.

1274
01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:28,852
Stewart, there is a reporter out
there who is a big football fan.

1275
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:30,437
Can I just borrow you
for a minute?

1276
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,982
Ooh, so tense, real tight.

1277
01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,984
Come on, buddy,
loosenitup.

1278
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,367
I am strong.

1279
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:47,370
Lam powerful,
i am beautiful.

1280
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,623
I am strong.

1281
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,293
Powerful...

1282
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,545
I am beautiful.

1283
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:59,382
Lam... lam strong.

1284
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,053
Lam powerful.

1285
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,721
I am beautiful.

1286
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:07,933
I am strong,
lam powerful,

1287
01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:09,684
I am beautiful.
Lam strong...

1288
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,102
You good, ry?

1289
01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:13,438
Yeah, I'm good.

1290
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,649
All in a day's
work, right?

1291
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:17,984
Thanks for having
my back up there.

1292
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,736
Of course.

1293
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:27,744
Ry, you oan't keep pretending
that this photo doesn't exist.

1294
01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:29,996
It's gonna get out there.

1295
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:31,998
It's all fair game
in journalism.

1296
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,709
Journalism?
Ls that what this is?

1297
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,131
Fine. You just keep
handling your business.

1298
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,676
You been doing such
a great job thus far.

1299
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:44,636
All right.

1300
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:46,638
Fine.

1301
01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,226
What do you think
i should do?

1302
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,771
Well, first of all,

1303
01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,440
let me find out if
anyone else has the photo.

1304
01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,776
And if not, let me leak it.

1305
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,737
Are you crazy? No,
lam in the middle of a deal.

1306
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:05,782
I cannot have pictures of him
kissing another woman on your site.

1307
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,784
No!
Hear me out.

1308
01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:10,537
If I leak it,
you can get in front of it.

1309
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:11,913
Steer the conversation

1310
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:15,375
instead of letting tmz write
their own bullshit spin on it.

1311
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:18,878
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.

1312
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:24,384
Okay, just let me
think about it.

1313
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,803
All right? And let me talk
to a few people first.

1314
01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,972
Let me just run it by them.

1315
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,391
Can you stall them
for a little bit longer?

1316
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,143
L90ty0u.

1317
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,980
Thank you, Sasha.

1318
01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:38,898
Of course.

1319
01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:39,524
I got Muslim oils, Christian oils!
I got poodle oils!

1320
01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:42,319
I got Muslim oils, Christian oils!
I got poodle oils!

1321
01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:43,611
I got ball sprays.

1322
01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:46,531
Everybody got a drink,
i need a drink!

1323
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,450
Authentic hurricanes!
Two for $25!

1324
01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,118
Over here! Here we go.
Here we go.

1325
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,619
I got something for the kids!

1326
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:54,539
Two for $25?
$25.

1327
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,082
Baby,baby,baby!
Hey,hey,hey,beauflfuh

1328
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,376
right here, come on, baby! Me?

1329
01:03:58,460 --> 01:03:59,711
Yeah, right here.

1330
01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,839
Bye, he call me beautiful.
I'm beautiful now, huh?

1331
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,924
Ooh! Lord! Lord!

1332
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:07,010
Hi!
Hey! Got to be careful.

1333
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,219
Listen, I got a look,

1334
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,929
I see you over there
chasing them hurricanes.

1335
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,890
I got the best thing in
New Orleans right here.

1336
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,058
What's that?

1337
01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:16,519
Look at that right there.

1338
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,023
What the fuck is that?

1339
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:24,361
Ooh! This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.

1340
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,528
Green fairy.

1341
01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:27,197
I want it,
give it to me.

1342
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,574
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down now! You
don't know what you're getting into.

1343
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:31,993
This stuff right here
come with instructions, okay?

1344
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,704
Well, I don't give a fuck.
That shit is green, shiny,

1345
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,790
andlookshkeit will have me hella bent.
I want it!

1346
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,250
Yes, but you're only supposed to
take a splash of this, young lady,

1347
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:42,212
because if you drink too muoh of it,
it's gonna have you halluoinating.

1348
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:43,463
All right,
that's cool with me.

1349
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,174
Now, look, that whole bottle will
last you for five years, all right?

1350
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,301
Okay, five months, got it.
No, no!

1351
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:49,844
Did you hear
what I just said?

1352
01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:51,805
Five years. You're not
listening to what I'm saying.

1353
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:52,931
Okay, five days.

1354
01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:55,392
This will be used very irresponsibly.
Thank you!

1355
01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:56,768
Youngladyu.
Sasha!

1356
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,813
You about to be a mental
health patient with a fat ass.

1357
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:03,149
Oils, incense!
I got coochie spray!

1358
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,363
Ooh! Damn!

1359
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:13,368
Oh, that's a good one.

1360
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,541
You know what? You guys
shouldn't be in the grass.

1361
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,334
You know you're
allergic to grass.

1362
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:22,961
<i>Left hand</i> red.

1363
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:25,755
Okay. I'm about to go see a man sing.
Oh, ha ve <i>fun!</i>

1364
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:26,923
Hi, guys!

1365
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,383
<i>Hey, auntie ry-ry!</i>

1366
01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:29,509
Bye,guys!

1367
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:30,593
I love you!

1368
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:32,053
<i>Bye, mama!</i>

1369
01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,596
Oh, they're so cute.

1370
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,098
I miss them.

1371
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,350
Mmm-hmm.
You know what?

1372
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:40,478
Have you and Stewart thought
about having a family?

1373
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:41,980
I mean,

1374
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,483
kids have a way of bringing
people closer together.

1375
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:48,903
They definitely have
a way of changing men.

1376
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:52,824
Mmm. Yeah, made your husband
change his address!

1377
01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:57,620
We've talked
abouth,yeah.

1378
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,874
I'm just so focused
on my career right now.

1379
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:03,585
I get it,
but don't wait too long

1380
01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,045
because nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.

1381
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:11,968
Hey! Ls this
the flossy posse suite?

1382
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,637
Yes, it is! Did you
guys get my succulent?

1383
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:15,763
Who is you?

1384
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,476
Oh, hi. Liz davelli,
I'm Ryan's agent.

1385
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:22,020
Hey! Hi!
Hey!

1386
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,646
Welcome! You made it.

1387
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,106
Ah, I did! I did!

1388
01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,942
Oh, my lady, my queen! Real quick.
Yes?

1389
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,319
Bethany wants to spend
a little one-on-one

1390
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,030
with you and Stewart at
the ctroc: Party. Okay.

1391
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:34,199
I know you're with
the f to the p.

1392
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,992
Butjust give her
15 minutes.

1393
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:37,994
Inspire her to add
a zero to the deal.

1394
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:39,913
Of course, yes!

1395
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:42,081
Hey, how about
we have a toast?

1396
01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,583
Ooh, are these hurricanes?

1397
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,586
Fuck a hurricane, girl.
These are tsunamis!

1398
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,505
Ooh! I'm scared!

1399
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,174
To Friday night,
flossy posse style!

1400
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:55,512
For real, though! Mmm.

1401
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,078
Whoa.

1402
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,499
I feel funny.
Do y'all feel funny?

1403
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,210
You feel funny?
I feel...

1404
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,503
Lfeel fine!

1405
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,422
I feel so fine! Feel me.
Go on and feel me.

1406
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:32,590
You want me to feel you?

1407
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:33,716
Feel me, yeah...

1408
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,926
Ooh, yeah!

1409
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,970
Yeah!

1410
01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,556
You feel squishy.

1411
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,144
Oh, shit!

1412
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,106
We tripping.

1413
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,733
We tripping.
We tripping?

1414
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,402
We tripping!

1415
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,320
Wait a minute!
Hold up, stop!

1416
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,823
You.

1417
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,118
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?

1418
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:01,911
Yeah.

1419
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,371
We gonna be fucked up!

1420
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:07,208
Y'all, it's not funny.
If we tripping,

1421
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,419
Ryan's tripping,
and she's with Bethany!

1422
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,837
Oh, shit!

1423
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,882
Yeah.
Ooh!

1424
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:16,718
Ah!

1425
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:23,766
I have to tell you that I loved
your cooking demo today.

1426
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:28,146
Yeah, the way that you two
play off each other...

1427
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,355
It's so much fun.

1428
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:30,690
So much fun.
Yeah!

1429
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:33,610
Listen,
how about this?

1430
01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:35,695
Cheers to fun!

1431
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,908
She's so funny!

1432
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:43,578
Yeah! Cheers! Whoo!

1433
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,625
Oh...

1434
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,501
That's a terrible drink.

1435
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,172
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.

1436
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,466
Did you taste that?
The verbena?

1437
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,925
It's hot.

1438
01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:00,845
It burns.

1439
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,723
Okay, look,
we gotta go save Ryan.

1440
01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:07,977
<i>Mommy!</i>

1441
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:09,937
Did y'all hear that?

1442
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:16,694
Oh, shit!

1443
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:17,862
Austin?

1444
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:19,656
Riley?

1445
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,115
Your damn kids is here?

1446
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,621
Oh, shit!
You coming to get me, god?

1447
01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:30,124
Those bitches left me.

1448
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:34,962
Hey, mommy!

1449
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:42,095
Are you having fun?

1450
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:46,307
Lam having fun,
but you have to go to bed.

1451
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,313
I'm ready for bed.

1452
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,776
Sasha Franklin.

1453
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,112
Sasha's secrets.

1454
01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:02,657
I really, really
love your blog.

1455
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,118
Mmm.

1456
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,666
Why won't it come off?

1457
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:13,126
How may I help you?

1458
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,590
What is she doing here?

1459
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,344
She's here to take
your order.

1460
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:25,638
Oh, yeah?

1461
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:27,056
Oh!

1462
01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,307
What can I get you?

1463
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:32,103
You can get your mouth
off my husband's dick!

1464
01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:36,023
Please?

1465
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:37,859
Oh, hey, hey.

1466
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:39,610
Is that a drink?
I want one.

1467
01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:42,905
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table,

1468
01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:46,534
and put it on my card.

1469
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,205
Go! You got it!

1470
01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:52,749
Coming right up.

1471
01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:54,667
Oh, you wanna smirk?

1472
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,128
Oh, so you wanna
get fucked up?

1473
01:10:57,253 --> 01:11:01,674
And don't think I don't see that
"suck cock" written on your shirt!

1474
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,260
Did her shirt say
"suck cock"?

1475
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:10,433
Buddy“.

1476
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,150
Ooh, shit!
Don't choke her too hard.

1477
01:11:19,233 --> 01:11:21,694
There we go! Yeah!

1478
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,863
Get in those!
Get in those! Yeah!

1479
01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:27,950
Ooh! Yeah! Yes!

1480
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:32,455
Please, I wanna be rough
because you've been a bad boy!

1481
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:33,956
Yeah! Yeah!

1482
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,959
Bite it, bite it, bite it!

1483
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,628
What the hell
are you doing?

1484
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:39,754
Oh, shit!

1485
01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:40,963
What?
Hey!

1486
01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:43,508
We gotta save Ryan!

1487
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:47,386
Yeah, but she's
so far away.

1488
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,305
What are we gonna do?
Yeah.

1489
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,560
We need plan b.

1490
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,312
What's plan b?

1491
01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:58,147
Yeah, what's plan b?

1492
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:03,945
What are you guys
doing here?

1493
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,573
I'm not really sure
what's going on here.

1494
01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:10,076
My apologies, Bethany.

1495
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:14,622
Ryan has been taking
some new allergy medicine,

1496
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:16,958
and it's having
some side effects.

1497
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,544
Psst.

1498
01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:25,925
Quiet as a cat.
Ryan, we gotta go right now.

1499
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,052
The Tsunami has hit.

1500
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:30,847
I repeat,
the Tsunami has hit.

1501
01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:34,350
Please excuse us.

1502
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:36,394
Couch on my head...

1503
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:39,146
My date will pay the check.
Okay.

1504
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,941
You may settle up
with him.

1505
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,694
Oh. Ooh.

1506
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:48,656
That is a beautiful dress.
Ls that a dress?

1507
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,032
Bye!

1508
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:51,993
Come on, baby.

1509
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,789
Please... join us.

1510
01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:58,958
Liz davelli.

1511
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,586
Pretty hair.

1512
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,213
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.

1513
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:06,591
We need to hide.

1514
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,260
You know she won't
find you in there.

1515
01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:13,306
Oh, yeah. Let's dance
this shit off.

1516
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,641
'Cause I gotta
keep a low profile.

1517
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:28,738
Mmm. It smells like hennessy
and Booty sweat up in here!

1518
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,990
We done found our tribe.

1519
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,492
Come on, bitches,
let's set it off.

1520
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,352
Do that shit,
Dina. What!

1521
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,606
Girl, look at
these old bitches.

1522
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:10,529
Hey! Hold up,
hold up, hold up!

1523
01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,060
Y'all, come on!

1524
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,200
All right!

1525
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:17,471
Come on!
What you sayin'?

1526
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,723
That's real ass.

1527
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:05,603
Hey! Hey! Hey!

1528
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:06,979
Bye.

1529
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,191
Yeah, baby!

1530
01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:12,276
Lslipped.
I think I pulled a big toe.

1531
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,487
That's all right.

1532
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:18,574
Man, we owned that ho.
Owned that ho!

1533
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,417
Not this.

1534
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:32,755
You know what, I'm sure everyone
is expecting me to beat your ass.

1535
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,340
Please beat her ass.

1536
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:37,343
But I'm coming from
a place of love tonight.

1537
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:40,346
And you have a hallucinogenic
drug to thank for that.

1538
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:44,100
But mine wore off.
So what's up?

1539
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:50,022
Lisa! See that, bitch?

1540
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,662
I said I got kids.

1541
01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,545
Bitch,
I'm about to fuck you up!

1542
01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:19,885
Here I come!

1543
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:28,435
Cops! Cops!
Come on, it's the cops!

1544
01:17:28,519 --> 01:17:29,937
Sorry.

1545
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:38,404
Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on here?

1546
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:40,906
Officer, it was four women
in multicolored wigs

1547
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,992
who started the whole thing.
But they're still in there.

1548
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,702
So, please hurry!

1549
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:49,123
Shit!

1550
01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:50,624
Ryan!

1551
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,960
Julian!

1552
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,004
Flossy posse
strikes again, huh?

1553
01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:57,715
- Julian.
- Good lord!

1554
01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:03,387
How did you find us?

1555
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:06,265
I have superpowers.

1556
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:08,434
You must.

1557
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:12,855
Yeah.
Or maybe, uh...

1558
01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,524
Maybe it was this
text you sent me.

1559
01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:19,361
<i>Julian,
we 're lost in space!</i>

1560
01:18:19,445 --> 01:18:21,197
<i>I'm not...</i>

1561
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,869
<i>You got me showing
my titties to Julian.</i>

1562
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,579
<i>You all need to see
these biggie smalls...</i>

1563
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:29,872
Oh, my god!

1564
01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:33,125
I definitely do not
remember making that.

1565
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:36,420
I think Dina was right
about her biggie smalls.

1566
01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:37,713
Burned in the brain.

1567
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,508
Thanks, Julian. That's
what all the boys say.

1568
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,263
<i>Julian, have you heard
of that record that goes,</i>

1569
01:18:46,347 --> 01:18:48,515
<i>"bitch! Bitch! Motherfucker!
Motherfucker! Bitch!</i>

1570
01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:51,769
<i>"Bitch! Bitch! Motherfucker! That's
my shit! That's my new shit!"</i>

1571
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:54,605
<i>That's misogynistic.
We don't like it.</i>

1572
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,775
All right, ladies.
You have a great evening.

1573
01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:59,735
<i>Ju-ju.
Thank you, baby.</i>

1574
01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:02,071
Sash,i got you,babe.
You know that.

1575
01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:03,989
Ooh!
Now, take it easy, lis.

1576
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,491
Yeah.
Take it easy.

1577
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,910
Thank you, Julian.
You're welcome.

1578
01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:09,203
Thanks, bruh.
Thank you!

1579
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:12,373
My girl.
My boy. All right.

1580
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:13,457
Ry, you okay?

1581
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:17,294
Oh, yeah. I'll just be
pouring my own drinks

1582
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:18,879
for the rest of the weekend,
that's all.

1583
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:21,674
Thatsoundshke a good plan.
Yeah, I think so.

1584
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:22,967
Thanks for
everything, though.

1585
01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:25,094
Anytime. You know that.

1586
01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:55,791
Um...

1587
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,586
All right, so...

1588
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,508
Good night.

1589
01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:08,512
Good night.

1590
01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:11,390
Good night.

1591
01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,484
Hmm?
Good night.

1592
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:24,069
Oh, yes.
Yep.

1593
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:25,821
Morning like, you know?

1594
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,198
Yeah.

1595
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:36,999
Ha!

1596
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,959
Hey, look,
she had it comin'.

1597
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:40,544
She was trippin'.

1598
01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:43,339
She was! I'm just happy
freaknik Lisa is back.

1599
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,424
Hey.
Right?

1600
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,552
Too bad all that pent-up
energy is going to waste.

1601
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:49,762
Mmm-hmm.

1602
01:20:57,936 --> 01:20:59,563
What was that, Sasha?

1603
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:03,650
What was that you were
saying about pent-up energy?

1604
01:21:03,734 --> 01:21:06,111
You texted him?
I did.

1605
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,988
Never doubt.

1606
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,782
Never doubt a boss.

1607
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:12,618
<i>Because I slay</i>

1608
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,620
<i>I slay, I slay, all day</i>

1609
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,456
<i>all day, all day,
all day, I slay</i>

1610
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:19,708
have a good evening, ladies.

1611
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,126
You, too.

1612
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:23,962
Yes, hunty! Yes!

1613
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:27,216
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up.

1614
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:31,220
He's gonna knock the cobwebs off
that thing, you understand me?

1615
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:34,223
Oh, do you remember when
life was that simple?

1616
01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:38,352
All you wanted was just to like a
guy enough to wanna give him some.

1617
01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:41,855
Mmm-hmm. That's all we worried about.
That, and being broke.

1618
01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:44,191
Hmm. Those problems are
behind us, thank god.

1619
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:45,651
For real.

1620
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:51,323
I miss you, Sasha.
I really do.

1621
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,409
I miss you, too.

1622
01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:55,661
We were gonna take
over the world together.

1623
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,748
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?

1624
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:03,168
I just hate seeing you chasing
that celebrity bullshit.

1625
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:06,046
You are so much
better than that.

1626
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:10,092
I'm good.
I'm handling mine.

1627
01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:14,221
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. No, I know.

1628
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:23,313
You know, Ryan, you don't have to
keep pretending like you have it all.

1629
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,984
I know you wanna help people.
You always have,

1630
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:31,363
but maybe you would help them more
if you just tell them the truth.

1631
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,699
That this shit is hard.

1632
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,163
If I had your strength,
sash, maybe I would. But...

1633
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,083
I'm not that girl anymore.

1634
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:47,171
Y'all heifers about
to kiss now, or what?

1635
01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:48,881
Jesus, get a room!

1636
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:01,226
The beaver has
cut down the tree!

1637
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,228
Wow.
Yes!

1638
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,563
About time.

1639
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,064
She needed some.

1640
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,073
All right, girl,
that's what I'm talkin' about!

1641
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,950
What's she gonna do
with the grapefruit?

1642
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:18,327
She about to
grapefruit him.

1643
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,287
What is that? You've
never grapefruited?

1644
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,371
No, Dina.

1645
01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:22,748
Girl...
Dina...

1646
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:30,714
Oh, lord,
have mercy.

1647
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,549
Oh, my god.

1648
01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,635
He is a monster
with it.

1649
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:36,094
I ain't never use
two grapefruits,

1650
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:38,514
but wait, let's listen,
let's listen, let's listen.

1651
01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:41,517
Five, four,

1652
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,853
three, two, one!

1653
01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,234
Ivialiki Lisa! Lisa: Oh, my god!
I'm so sorry!

1654
01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:53,320
I'm gonna get the water. The
water will wash it out real quick.

1655
01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:54,404
What'd she do?
Bite it off?

1656
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,368
I got grapefruitjuice in the peepee hole.
I need a first aid kit.

1657
01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:01,912
Lisa! It burns!

1658
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:03,372
Oh, my god, I think
i left it in my bag.

1659
01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:04,456
My dick is on fire!

1660
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,458
All I have is eye wash.
Oh, my god!

1661
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,252
My dick is on fire, Lisa!
Okay, just calm down.

1662
01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:10,087
I got some cooling cream.

1663
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:11,755
I got some aloe.

1664
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:13,131
- Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry!
- Do something!

1665
01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,467
It was my first time! You
said you were a nurse!

1666
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,469
You said you were a nurse!
It was an experiment!

1667
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,513
I wanted to try something new!
Oh, my god.

1668
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,933
What happened to a
normal blowjob?

1669
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:24,810
Ooh, that's that
shaka zulu right there.

1670
01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,437
I got some aloe.
Girl...

1671
01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:32,276
What kind of
freaky, old-school shit is this?

1672
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:39,575
I'm working on it. I will have it
to you by the end of the weekend.

1673
01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:41,994
And it's good. It's good.

1674
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:45,622
I'm talking about "Caitlyn
jenner pregnant by tiger" good.

1675
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:48,000
Photos to come.

1676
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,890
Sasha!
Let's go!

1677
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,728
You don't need no man
right now or anything.

1678
01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:10,522
You two have built
an incredible brand.

1679
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:14,526
We think that Ryan and
Stewart can be to best mart

1680
01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:17,904
what Martha Stewart is
to K-Mart. But bigger.

1681
01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:19,197
Really?

1682
01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,743
Bottom line is that
you two give people hope.

1683
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,329
That you can have it all.

1684
01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:26,872
And we want in.

1685
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,834
That's fantastic.

1686
01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,502
Lizi it is.

1687
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:37,215
It is, but let's be honest.
It's, uh, all about the offer.

1688
01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:59,196
Holy shit!

1689
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:04,660
I mean,
it's a very good start.

1690
01:26:04,743 --> 01:26:09,206
I'll convene with my team,
and we'll get back to you.

1691
01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:17,339
Sounds good.
Gentlemen?

1692
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,009
Ryan?
Yes. Thank you, Bethany.

1693
01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,761
Stewart.
Thank you.

1694
01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:26,765
Thank you!
That's smart.

1695
01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:28,433
Get it, get it, get it!

1696
01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:31,436
Cheers!

1697
01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:36,108
Hey, Sasha, you think your paparazzi
guy would sell the photo to me?

1698
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:38,860
We could bury that shit
and just move forward?

1699
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:44,116
Yeah. I mean, I can find out.
Why? What's going on'?

1700
01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:48,161
Well, ladies,
stew and I talked today,

1701
01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:51,456
and I really think our marriage
is gonna get back on track.

1702
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:53,583
Oh!

1703
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,128
So, you gonna take
that community penis back.

1704
01:26:56,670 --> 01:26:59,005
Look, y'all,
men have egos.

1705
01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:02,050
His was deflated.
Retiring, it screwed him up.

1706
01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:04,970
And you know how men are.
Rudderless, needing a purpose.

1707
01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:08,348
All right.
Used, but not broken.

1708
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,727
Well, cheers to that.

1709
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,186
Cheers
to that part, yes.

1710
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,815
Yes, yes, yes.

1711
01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:20,110
Oh, look,
there goes Julian.

1712
01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:31,371
I see you, Julian.
I see you, boy.

1713
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,349
He is killing the bass.

1714
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:15,332
I'm serious.
You were so good.

1715
01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:16,917
Well, thank you.

1716
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,418
Like, I can't...
I can't even...

1717
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,170
Stop it. Stop it.
I know, I can't believe it.

1718
01:28:20,253 --> 01:28:22,088
You know how far you've come
from when you used to make

1719
01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:24,549
the slowjam mixtapes,
back in the day.

1720
01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:26,343
<i>The j slow jam mixtape.</i>

1721
01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:28,094
<i>J slow jam.</i>

1722
01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:29,429
Those were legendary.

1723
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:32,015
They were. I'm not
gonna front. They were.

1724
01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,893
Yes. I'm just, you know,
working on my craft.

1725
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,103
Wow, I can tell.
Did you see those ladies?

1726
01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:39,564
They were going crazy for you.

1727
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,274
I can see why
you're not married.

1728
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:45,445
Oh. Oh, so now you wanna
analyze me, Dr. Pierce?

1729
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,448
Is that what we're doing?
No. Lam serious, though.

1730
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:51,451
No, be honest. Come on, come
on, what is it you got?

1731
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:54,830
Commitment issues? Restless soul?
Oh, come on.

1732
01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:57,332
Look. Tortured artist...
Why do I gotta be tortured?

1733
01:28:57,415 --> 01:28:59,459
No. ...Who only has
time for his music?

1734
01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:02,712
Or is it just too
much ass to pass up?

1735
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,549
Truthfully?
Don't lie.

1736
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:08,552
It's a whole lot of ass out there.

1737
01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:10,512
No, no.
No, listen.

1738
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:12,264
Just be honest. What is it?

1739
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,101
I haven't found my equal yet.

1740
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:20,814
If the right woman
came along,

1741
01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,775
I'm 100% in.

1742
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:28,405
I mean...
Come on.

1743
01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:30,615
They don't wanna hear you talk.
That's true.

1744
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:38,999
Where you think you going?

1745
01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:40,417
To get your
ass kicked again?

1746
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:41,835
I need to talk to Ryan.

1747
01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:44,421
That's not gonna happen.
Let's go.

1748
01:29:50,844 --> 01:29:52,637
How'd you know she
was here, anyway?

1749
01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:59,853
Fuck. I gotta get
a new line of work.

1750
01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:02,689
All right, I'll deliver your message.
What's up?

1751
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:05,317
L just found out.
I'm pregnant.

1752
01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:09,029
And before you even insult
me, yes, it's Stewart's.

1753
01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:10,655
Does he know?

1754
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:12,407
I told him,
and now this motherfucker

1755
01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:14,075
won't return any of
my calls or texts.

1756
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:16,745
Aw. Let me go find
a tear to shed for you.

1757
01:30:16,828 --> 01:30:18,830
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.

1758
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,624
Well, why did you come here?

1759
01:30:20,707 --> 01:30:22,375
Because I didn't make
this baby by myself.

1760
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,502
Bottom line,

1761
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:28,632
I need Stewart to call me back within
the next 24 hours, or I will go public.

1762
01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:33,136
And I might be willing to spill
this tea on your little site.

1763
01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:35,513
Give the exclusive
to Sasha's secrets.

1764
01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:39,601
And I have pictures.
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.

1765
01:30:40,518 --> 01:30:41,728
Think it over.

1766
01:30:48,777 --> 01:30:50,278
What was that about?

1767
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:56,576
Oh, you can tell you
got a eye for sweet...

1768
01:30:56,660 --> 01:31:00,205
Listen, I got a eye for it all.
Trust me. Yeah, you do.

1769
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,790
Hey, what up, y'all?

1770
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:06,044
What's wrong?

1771
01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:12,050
I tried everything.

1772
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:16,388
I went to all
the top specialists.

1773
01:31:18,556 --> 01:31:22,936
I tried every fertility
treatment on the market, and...

1774
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:24,938
Nothing.

1775
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:31,778
She gave him
what I couldn't.

1776
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,951
Why didn't you tell us

1777
01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:40,829
that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?

1778
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:43,373
Because I was
embarrassed.

1779
01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:46,001
I didn't want anyone to know.

1780
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:52,674
Look what I did.

1781
01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:54,426
That's their baby.

1782
01:31:55,635 --> 01:31:59,848
I took a pug, and I put that with
Stewart, and made this bitch baby.

1783
01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:01,766
And they can have that
little bitch ass baby.

1784
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,518
It's gonna have
a big old Booty,

1785
01:32:03,601 --> 01:32:05,854
and a ugly ass face,
just like his momma.

1786
01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:07,981
Look, and then I made
a variety of babies,

1787
01:32:08,064 --> 01:32:10,775
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.

1788
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,235
Little pound puppies.

1789
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:17,741
They gonna make a ugly ass bitch baby.
You understand me?

1790
01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:19,242
I love you.

1791
01:32:19,617 --> 01:32:22,537
Look at that baby, looks
like it licks its own ass.

1792
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,330
That's how ugly
their baby is.

1793
01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:26,124
<i>That one...</i>

1794
01:32:26,291 --> 01:32:27,584
It's an ugly
ass baby, ain't it?

1795
01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,544
It's Stewart.

1796
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,337
The hell?

1797
01:32:31,421 --> 01:32:32,464
Ryan,

1798
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:34,674
please, let me in.

1799
01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:35,842
What he want?

1800
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:37,719
Let him in.

1801
01:32:47,353 --> 01:32:49,022
You a piece of shit.

1802
01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,157
We need to talk.

1803
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,038
Alone.

1804
01:33:05,872 --> 01:33:07,582
There ain't nothin'
you need to say to her

1805
01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:09,250
that you can't
say in front of us.

1806
01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:10,335
Mmm-hmm.

1807
01:33:15,965 --> 01:33:18,259
It's okay. It's okay.

1808
01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:22,388
We'll wait for you
downstairs.

1809
01:33:24,641 --> 01:33:25,934
Here, take my stun gun.

1810
01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:28,478
Now, this button right here,
it raises the voltage of it.

1811
01:33:28,561 --> 01:33:30,438
As a matter of fact,
you know what, fuck it.

1812
01:33:30,522 --> 01:33:32,273
I'm gonna just leave
it on high, all right?

1813
01:33:32,357 --> 01:33:34,692
Just tag him right in the
balls if he do something.

1814
01:33:36,778 --> 01:33:39,197
Both balls. Dick, too.

1815
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,251
I spoke with Simone.

1816
01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:56,965
She agreed to sign an nda

1817
01:33:57,048 --> 01:34:00,093
in exchange for a monthly
payment for her and the baby.

1818
01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:01,719
I could

1819
01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:03,596
kill you.

1820
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,890
Lam so furious right now.

1821
01:34:07,225 --> 01:34:10,395
And you have
every right to be.

1822
01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:15,108
Do you even
love me anymore?

1823
01:34:17,235 --> 01:34:18,653
Of course I do.

1824
01:34:18,736 --> 01:34:22,198
I made a terrible mistake.

1825
01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:27,162
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore.

1826
01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:30,915
But you can trust
me as your partner.

1827
01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:36,254
This deal will
set us up for life.

1828
01:34:37,046 --> 01:34:38,882
But we can't do it apart.

1829
01:34:40,091 --> 01:34:42,093
Ryan without Stewart

1830
01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:45,263
doesn't have it all.

1831
01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,274
I just hope she kicked
his cheating ass out

1832
01:34:56,357 --> 01:35:00,028
and tagged his dick skin
until it fried like bacon.

1833
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:03,031
Damn, lis, lthought you
wanted them to work it out.

1834
01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,992
Yeah, well, I changed my mind as
soon as I saw his arrogant face,

1835
01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:10,205
so fuck him and that disaster
of a woman he impregnated.

1836
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:12,290
- Amen.
- Mmm-hmm.

1837
01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:15,084
Unbelievable, and she's
been up there too long.

1838
01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:17,921
What the hell's going on?

1839
01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,428
What in the...

1840
01:35:25,511 --> 01:35:26,679
Damn!
The fuck?

1841
01:35:26,763 --> 01:35:28,431
The fuck?

1842
01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:30,016
Why is she doing that?

1843
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:32,644
Really, though?

1844
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:38,608
What the fuck?
Damn!

1845
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:47,784
Are you staying with him?

1846
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:50,662
Stew figured out a way to
handle the Simone situation,

1847
01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,413
so it's gonna be fine.

1848
01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:54,249
Oh, wait, no,
hold up. Stop. Wait.

1849
01:35:54,332 --> 01:35:57,418
So, he dickmatized
you that quick?

1850
01:35:57,502 --> 01:35:59,003
Dina, he's my husband.

1851
01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:00,672
He's not some guy
in a bathroom stall.

1852
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,049
I'm not just gonna
throw everything away.

1853
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,843
You know what,
ry, I get it.

1854
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:07,428
Because when I was
leaving Terrence,

1855
01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:08,596
I was terrified.

1856
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:10,515
I didn't think I was gonna
be able to do it on my own.

1857
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:13,101
But I've been figufingitout
you will, too.

1858
01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:14,269
I'll help you.

1859
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:17,397
Lisa, that's sweet,
but I'm not like you.

1860
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,232
You don't understand,
i can't live with my mother.

1861
01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:24,904
Well, what is wrong with
living with your mother?

1862
01:36:24,988 --> 01:36:26,447
I love my mother.

1863
01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:28,491
You don't get it,
you all can't get it.

1864
01:36:28,574 --> 01:36:31,744
You're not in my world.
You don't live my life!

1865
01:36:31,828 --> 01:36:33,496
I can't just
walk away from that.

1866
01:36:33,579 --> 01:36:35,999
I give people hope, I don't have a choice.

1867
01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:38,209
Where's your hope?
This is you choosing,

1868
01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:40,253
and this choice
is diminishing you.

1869
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,130
Diminishing me?

1870
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:46,759
Says the woman who chooses to talk
shit about people for a living?

1871
01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:50,221
Way to use that
journalism degree, sash.

1872
01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:53,474
Look, I gotta pay bills, and, for
the record...

1873
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:55,101
I have multiple degrees.

1874
01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:57,979
Then use one of them. How can
you go and tell me to use them?

1875
01:36:58,062 --> 01:37:00,398
All right!
Let's have a time-out.

1876
01:37:00,523 --> 01:37:03,192
Just a little breather, and just take
a moment.

1877
01:37:03,276 --> 01:37:04,402
Yes, hello!

1878
01:37:04,527 --> 01:37:05,987
They trippin'. Liz:
<i>Ryan,</i> have you seen <i>it?</i>

1879
01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,113
What?
Oh, shit!

1880
01:37:07,196 --> 01:37:08,865
<i>Fucking Simone! Ls that
that bitch from the demo?</i>

1881
01:37:08,948 --> 01:37:10,658
<i>Wait.</i> Liz: <i>Have you
been on the Internet?</i>

1882
01:37:10,742 --> 01:37:12,618
<i>It's a disaster!
It's just a shitshow.</i>

1883
01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:14,495
<i>All right.
But I'm gonna fix it.</i>

1884
01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:15,913
Oh, hell no.

1885
01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:17,665
You!

1886
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:21,377
Conniving! You are sneaky!
How could you do that?

1887
01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:22,837
You think I did this?

1888
01:37:22,920 --> 01:37:24,756
I didn't do this!
Simone must have!

1889
01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:28,343
Simone, who you were huddled
up, talking to in the corner?

1890
01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:30,720
Huh? That Simone?

1891
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,889
Wait, what did you do?

1892
01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:35,641
Did you sell it to another
site to cover your tracks?

1893
01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:37,769
Are you serious? 'Cause, you
know what, I know you're broke!

1894
01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:39,687
I see you hiding
your tags in your shirt.

1895
01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:42,023
We all see it.
I'm not stupid!

1896
01:37:43,274 --> 01:37:44,275
Yeah.
Yeah, it happens.

1897
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:47,195
You know,
i shop at goodwill.

1898
01:37:47,278 --> 01:37:49,155
You know, nordstrom
do take stuff back,

1899
01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:51,074
that's what's so
cool about nordstrom.

1900
01:37:51,657 --> 01:37:55,411
Congratulations, sash. You know what,
i really hope it was worth it.

1901
01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:59,707
You know what? Hey! Hey!

1902
01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:01,250
The fucking thought
did cross my mind.

1903
01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:04,504
But I would never play you out
like that for some money.

1904
01:38:04,587 --> 01:38:06,506
The problem is
you never valued

1905
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:08,424
our friendship
as much as I did.

1906
01:38:08,508 --> 01:38:10,343
How could you say that?

1907
01:38:10,426 --> 01:38:12,220
You are like a sister to me!
I have always treated you...

1908
01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:15,348
This how you treat a sister?
I quit myjob at the <i>times</i>

1909
01:38:15,431 --> 01:38:18,351
to get our website off the ground.
I hired a designer!

1910
01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,436
And what did you do?
What'd you do, sis?

1911
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,146
You left me high and dry!

1912
01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:25,400
Because you thought that you oould
get more suooess with Stewart!

1913
01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:28,486
Why you think I'm doing this
bullshit gossip blog anyway?

1914
01:38:28,569 --> 01:38:30,405
And not once
did you apologize!

1915
01:38:30,488 --> 01:38:32,782
If you would've told me no,
i wouldn't have done it!

1916
01:38:32,865 --> 01:38:34,242
You should've spoken up!

1917
01:38:34,325 --> 01:38:36,661
How the fuck do i
compete with pillow talk?

1918
01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:39,497
Dickmatized,
just like she said.

1919
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:40,998
Well, you could
have said no, though.

1920
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:42,417
Dina, nobody asked you!

1921
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,377
Sasha, just listen
to Ryan for a second.

1922
01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:46,212
She's just trying to explain!
Stop it! Stop it!

1923
01:38:46,295 --> 01:38:48,089
I should know
better than to expect

1924
01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:49,882
y'all two to
have my back anyway.

1925
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:53,678
See, I know how it works in this
circle, we got the queen bee,

1926
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,513
and we got her two
little worker bees.

1927
01:38:55,596 --> 01:38:57,682
Worker bee? Bitch, who you
talking about a worker bee?

1928
01:38:57,765 --> 01:38:58,766
I'm my own bee!

1929
01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,101
You take that shit back!

1930
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,103
Take that shit back!
I'm not taking it back!

1931
01:39:02,186 --> 01:39:05,106
All right, stop! Just
everybody take a time-out!

1932
01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,607
Pull it back! Time-out!

1933
01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:08,192
Why don't you
shut the fuck up,

1934
01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:10,153
and stop talking to us like
we one of your kids?

1935
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:11,988
Wait a minute.
You better pause,

1936
01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:14,824
and stop acting like one of my kids!
How about that?

1937
01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,742
Put some clothes on.
How could you do it?

1938
01:39:16,826 --> 01:39:18,661
Stop getting
trashed every night,

1939
01:39:18,744 --> 01:39:21,330
and fucking random
dick every week!

1940
01:39:21,414 --> 01:39:23,958
You just got some random dick,
and your ass got real loose!

1941
01:39:24,041 --> 01:39:26,085
And let me tell
you something, bitch!

1942
01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:28,004
Just because he
got a big dick,

1943
01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:31,090
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass!

1944
01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:32,800
You know what? Have it!

1945
01:39:32,884 --> 01:39:34,802
I don't even know why
I'm here with yo' ass!

1946
01:39:34,886 --> 01:39:37,847
You need to change that stank
ass attitude of yours,

1947
01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:39,932
or your ass gonna
end up with the clap!

1948
01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:41,976
Bitch, please! Clap, been
there, done that, had that!

1949
01:39:42,059 --> 01:39:43,227
Excuse me!

1950
01:39:43,311 --> 01:39:44,437
And I'm immune
to the shit!

1951
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:46,814
Bitch, I'll clap
your ass up out of here!

1952
01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:48,608
Fuck you, Lisa!

1953
01:39:48,691 --> 01:39:50,234
And fuck both
of y'all, too!

1954
01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:53,488
With your raggedy fake asses!
Both of y'all bitches is fake!

1955
01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:55,740
You don't even know a real
friend when you see one!

1956
01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:57,700
You know what?
You know what? Here!

1957
01:39:57,783 --> 01:40:00,119
Give Lisa back her
raggedy-ass phone!

1958
01:40:01,913 --> 01:40:04,207
Wait, hold up,
hold up! Here!

1959
01:40:04,290 --> 01:40:05,458
Because I don't
need you calling

1960
01:40:05,541 --> 01:40:06,626
the police on me,
take your card!

1961
01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:10,630
And, yes, I maxed that motherfucker
out with your low-ass balance!

1962
01:40:12,423 --> 01:40:16,177
Stupid-ass! And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.

1963
01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:18,221
Here! Take your driver's license,
so you can get on the plane

1964
01:40:18,304 --> 01:40:22,808
with your nasty-ass,
dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband

1965
01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:24,852
that fuck lnstagram bitches!

1966
01:40:24,936 --> 01:40:26,896
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch!

1967
01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:29,190
I can't believe
you motherfuckers!

1968
01:40:29,273 --> 01:40:31,359
So, I'm gonna fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity!

1969
01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:33,736
Stupid-ass bitches,
i hate y'all!

1970
01:40:33,819 --> 01:40:35,530
And I love you,
but I hate you, bitch!

1971
01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:43,955
Are you happy, sash?

1972
01:40:45,039 --> 01:40:46,040
Hmm?

1973
01:40:47,416 --> 01:40:50,419
You have ruined my life

1974
01:40:51,128 --> 01:40:53,548
and 20 years of friendship.

1975
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:58,302
You know what?
Fuck all of y'all!

1976
01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:05,226
I know I've done a few foul things in
my life, but I would never do that.

1977
01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:06,894
I did not do this.

1978
01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:09,981
My friends would know that.

1979
01:41:12,817 --> 01:41:14,819
Fucking real friends.

1980
01:41:30,585 --> 01:41:32,795
<i>Bombshell, folks. It looks
like America's favorite couple</i>

1981
01:41:32,878 --> 01:41:35,798
<i>has got a third party wedging her
way into their house of love.</i>

1982
01:41:37,008 --> 01:41:38,593
<i>This recent
picture has emerged</i>

1983
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,261
<i>of Ryan Pierce's husband,
Stewart,</i>

1984
01:41:40,344 --> 01:41:42,930
<i>getting cozy with
an instagram model</i>

1985
01:41:43,014 --> 01:41:45,641
<i>by the name of Simone,
no last name given.</i>

1986
01:41:46,183 --> 01:41:47,518
<i>You know,
this is a tough situation</i>

1987
01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:50,271
<i>even for renowned
relationship expert Ryan.</i>

1988
01:41:50,354 --> 01:41:53,190
<i>If I will it,
i can have it all.</i>

1989
01:41:53,691 --> 01:41:56,527
<i>Let's hope for the best
for this stunning couple.</i>

1990
01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:20,718
Can I get
a refill, please?

1991
01:42:39,904 --> 01:42:41,739
Hey. Hey-

1992
01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:48,287
look, I'm really sorry
for what I said.

1993
01:42:48,371 --> 01:42:50,665
I did not mean any of it.

1994
01:42:52,333 --> 01:42:54,710
I know y'all keep
me around for laughs,

1995
01:42:55,753 --> 01:42:57,755
but I love you heifers.

1996
01:42:58,089 --> 01:43:00,424
I would die for
every last one of you.

1997
01:43:01,801 --> 01:43:03,511
I know you would.

1998
01:43:04,345 --> 01:43:08,349
And you know what? You are
one of the most loyal,

1999
01:43:08,432 --> 01:43:10,601
fiercest, most honest
friend we have.

2000
01:43:10,685 --> 01:43:12,603
We are so lucky to have you.

2001
01:43:13,437 --> 01:43:14,689
You're right.

2002
01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:16,399
Y'all very lucky.

2003
01:43:16,482 --> 01:43:18,609
Very, very lucky.

2004
01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:21,779
Very lucky.

2005
01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:27,618
I love you.
I love you, too.

2006
01:43:27,910 --> 01:43:29,036
Oh!

2007
01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:43,342
For years now,
I've been posting

2008
01:43:43,426 --> 01:43:45,386
unflattering photos
and headlines

2009
01:43:45,469 --> 01:43:48,597
about anyone who would
get more hits to my site.

2010
01:43:49,390 --> 01:43:53,227
<i>I did this without
regard for their privacy,</i>

2011
01:43:53,519 --> 01:43:57,481
their dignity,
or their humanity.

2012
01:44:00,818 --> 01:44:02,194
Ryan!

2013
01:44:02,278 --> 01:44:04,989
<i>But when someone
close to you gets hurt,</i>

2014
01:44:05,072 --> 01:44:07,742
<i>it forces you to realize that
these are not just photos,</i>

2015
01:44:07,825 --> 01:44:09,827
<i>they're not just words.</i>

2016
01:44:09,910 --> 01:44:14,707
<i>They affect real people with real
feelings that feel real pain,</i>

2017
01:44:14,790 --> 01:44:16,500
<i>just like everybody else.</i>

2018
01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:24,842
And the faot that those closest
to me would question my oharaoter

2019
01:44:25,509 --> 01:44:27,970
<i>has led me to
the decision that</i>

2020
01:44:28,053 --> 01:44:29,930
<i>I no longer want to
be part of a process</i>

2021
01:44:30,014 --> 01:44:31,849
<i>that tears people
down for profit.</i>

2022
01:44:31,932 --> 01:44:35,728
The photo is doctored. You
refused to give an interview,

2023
01:44:35,811 --> 01:44:38,272
they became vindictive...

2024
01:44:38,731 --> 01:44:43,694
<i>So from this moment on, Sasha's
secrets is no more.</i>

2025
01:44:46,447 --> 01:44:50,951
I am strong, lam powerful,
I'm beautiful...

2026
01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,161
<i>This will
be my final post.</i>

2027
01:44:52,244 --> 01:44:54,997
Lam strong, I'm powerful, I'm beautiful...

2028
01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:01,921
<i>And to anyone out
there who I've hurt...</i>

2029
01:45:03,088 --> 01:45:04,715
I truly am sorry.

2030
01:45:17,436 --> 01:45:18,896
So, you're just
gonna drop the mic:

2031
01:45:18,979 --> 01:45:20,397
On the blog,
and bounce like that?

2032
01:45:21,565 --> 01:45:22,900
Thought it'd be
best that way.

2033
01:45:23,234 --> 01:45:24,985
Sasha, how could you
ever think that?

2034
01:45:25,069 --> 01:45:27,905
Look, I know it may be hard to
believe, but I didn't do it.

2035
01:45:27,988 --> 01:45:29,782
Simone hired her
own photographer

2036
01:45:29,865 --> 01:45:31,617
to take them pictures
and sell them to tmz.

2037
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:34,662
And you don't think we don't know that?
Come on.

2038
01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:36,330
But you wasn't
acting like it.

2039
01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:40,835
Look, I just want things
to be the way they were.

2040
01:45:40,918 --> 01:45:42,962
Shit! Bitch, we all do.

2041
01:45:43,254 --> 01:45:44,296
Yep.

2042
01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:46,006
Find me a time machine
where we can

2043
01:45:46,090 --> 01:45:47,675
go back to living
in a dorm together,

2044
01:45:47,758 --> 01:45:51,679
eating top ramen, drinking mad
dog 20/20, and I am there.

2045
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:55,808
But we're some grown-ass women
now, and we got shit to do.

2046
01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:58,811
So, buckle up, bitch, 'cause
we ain't lettin' you go.

2047
01:45:58,894 --> 01:46:00,855
You comin' with us.
You ain't going nowhere.

2048
01:46:03,983 --> 01:46:05,025
Come on.

2049
01:46:11,490 --> 01:46:14,159
Yo, Ryan's speech is
supposed to start in 20 minutes.

2050
01:46:14,243 --> 01:46:16,203
We're not gonna make it.

2051
01:46:16,287 --> 01:46:19,373
Oh, yes, we are. Thank you, sir.
Thank you.

2052
01:46:19,456 --> 01:46:21,000
Let's go. We're gonna
hoof this one.

2053
01:46:21,083 --> 01:46:22,668
Why?
Let's do this.

2054
01:46:22,751 --> 01:46:25,129
Dina, come on. Come on!
Come on!

2055
01:46:25,212 --> 01:46:27,798
I don't wanna be
running in this heat.

2056
01:46:27,882 --> 01:46:29,341
Dina, come on.
Come on.

2057
01:46:30,926 --> 01:46:32,011
Come on, we gotta make it.

2058
01:46:32,094 --> 01:46:33,095
Quit whining.
Come on.

2059
01:46:33,178 --> 01:46:36,640
This ain't no woman's march.
I don't wanna be walking.

2060
01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:45,983
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, hall
of fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.</i>

2061
01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:49,737
<i>Thank you!</i>

2062
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:53,157
<i>Thank you! Hello, essence!</i>

2063
01:46:54,783 --> 01:46:55,868
<i>All right.</i>

2064
01:46:59,538 --> 01:47:02,625
How much further? Shit!
My bunion is killing me.

2065
01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:03,918
We old as fuck!

2066
01:47:04,001 --> 01:47:05,961
Oh, I ain't old.
I'm just tired as hell.

2067
01:47:06,045 --> 01:47:07,254
Oh, look, man bun!

2068
01:47:07,338 --> 01:47:08,505
Wait! Hey, wait!
Man bun!

2069
01:47:09,048 --> 01:47:11,800
<i>It is my honor and privilege</i>

2070
01:47:11,884 --> 01:47:15,137
<i>to introduce this year's
essence keynote speaker.</i>

2071
01:47:15,554 --> 01:47:17,681
<i>Please welcome my rock.</i>

2072
01:47:17,765 --> 01:47:18,807
You got this, Ryan.

2073
01:47:18,891 --> 01:47:21,185
<i>The woman I am proud
to call my wife,</i>

2074
01:47:21,560 --> 01:47:22,978
<i>Ryan Pierce.</i>

2075
01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:37,576
Hey, baby.
Knock 'em dead.

2076
01:47:40,871 --> 01:47:42,998
On, wow.

2077
01:47:43,832 --> 01:47:45,459
<i>Thank you. Thank you.</i>

2078
01:47:45,542 --> 01:47:48,337
You make a right, right here.
No, actually, make a left.

2079
01:47:48,420 --> 01:47:50,798
Oh, my goodness. Please
watch out for that car.

2080
01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:52,883
Jesus! That bump!

2081
01:47:52,967 --> 01:47:55,803
Sir, faster, faster, faster!
We need to get there.

2082
01:47:55,886 --> 01:47:58,180
Ooh. Yes, yes!

2083
01:47:58,263 --> 01:48:01,225
Oh, slow down, baby.
Slow down, baby.

2084
01:48:01,767 --> 01:48:04,520
Oh, you know what!
Come on, girl!

2085
01:48:05,896 --> 01:48:08,607
Yeah! You must be a butcher.
You got them meats.

2086
01:48:09,817 --> 01:48:11,902
Thank you, boo.
Thank you.

2087
01:48:11,986 --> 01:48:13,153
Now, you call me, okay?
You call me.

2088
01:48:13,237 --> 01:48:14,321
Let's go.

2089
01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:16,699
I might be pregnant right now.
Okay, let's get running.

2090
01:48:19,827 --> 01:48:21,078
<i>As most of you know,</i>

2091
01:48:21,161 --> 01:48:24,581
<i>there have been many questions
about the status of my marriage.</i>

2092
01:48:25,249 --> 01:48:27,960
<i>And I would like to
put those rumors to rest.</i>

2093
01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:32,297
<i>The picture that surfaced
this morning isn't real.</i>

2094
01:48:32,548 --> 01:48:36,093
<i>All allegations of
infidelity are false.</i>

2095
01:48:36,885 --> 01:48:41,724
<i>My husband and I remain in a
loving, faithful marriage.</i>

2096
01:48:41,807 --> 01:48:43,642
In fact...

2097
01:48:44,268 --> 01:48:46,145
<i>Yes! Thank you!</i>

2098
01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:51,442
Step back, fool!

2099
01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:54,778
Dina,
i don't know what...

2100
01:48:57,239 --> 01:48:58,282
Oh, god.

2101
01:49:00,617 --> 01:49:01,618
Um...

2102
01:49:01,952 --> 01:49:03,537
Go ahead, Ryan.

2103
01:49:03,620 --> 01:49:05,330
Don't mind us.

2104
01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:08,959
<i>Um, in fact,</i>

2105
01:49:10,044 --> 01:49:12,046
<i>our marriage</i>

2106
01:49:13,338 --> 01:49:14,965
<i>is stronger than ever.</i>

2107
01:49:15,883 --> 01:49:17,134
Come on, ry.

2108
01:49:20,804 --> 01:49:22,890
<i>The foundation...</i>

2109
01:49:24,808 --> 01:49:26,310
The foundation of...

2110
01:49:33,817 --> 01:49:35,319
<i>I'm sorry. Um...</i>

2111
01:49:38,489 --> 01:49:42,117
<i>My agent wrote a very convincing
statement for me to read to you.</i>

2112
01:49:42,201 --> 01:49:43,744
No!No!No!

2113
01:49:43,827 --> 01:49:47,414
<i>And I really thought that i
could go through with it.</i>

2114
01:49:47,873 --> 01:49:50,584
<i>Because I have done such</i>

2115
01:49:50,667 --> 01:49:54,171
a <i>great job of pretending
so many times before.</i>

2116
01:49:55,422 --> 01:49:56,965
<i>But</i>

2117
01:49:57,716 --> 01:49:59,593
<i>there are some people,</i>

2118
01:50:00,677 --> 01:50:02,429
<i>when you see them,</i>

2119
01:50:03,055 --> 01:50:05,516
<i>you just can't
pretend anymore.</i>

2120
01:50:06,391 --> 01:50:09,520
<i>Because they know you.</i>

2121
01:50:12,106 --> 01:50:13,190
<i>The real you.</i>

2122
01:50:14,274 --> 01:50:17,861
<i>And maybe that's why
you avoided seeing them</i>

2123
01:50:17,945 --> 01:50:19,238
<i>for so long.</i>

2124
01:50:21,698 --> 01:50:23,075
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

2125
01:50:27,579 --> 01:50:28,580
<i>Uh...</i>

2126
01:50:31,166 --> 01:50:32,751
<i>I'm not perfect.</i>

2127
01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,254
<i>I do not have it all.</i>

2128
01:50:37,339 --> 01:50:40,551
<i>In fact, my life is
all kinds of screwed up.</i>

2129
01:50:42,302 --> 01:50:45,180
All right, maybe we should take...
Sit your ass down!

2130
01:50:49,226 --> 01:50:50,394
Now!

2131
01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:53,313
Yes! That part!

2132
01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:54,398
Finally!

2133
01:50:54,481 --> 01:50:55,482
Yeah, finally!

2134
01:51:01,280 --> 01:51:02,739
<i>The picture is real.</i>

2135
01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:06,869
<i>My husband is
having an affair.</i>

2136
01:51:10,080 --> 01:51:12,332
<i>When I first found out, I...</i>

2137
01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:15,419
<i>Well, I felt a lot of things.</i>

2138
01:51:16,879 --> 01:51:19,882
<i>Betrayal, anger, heartache.</i>

2139
01:51:20,382 --> 01:51:22,217
<i>But mostly, fear.</i>

2140
01:51:23,427 --> 01:51:26,597
<i>Fear that my marriage was ending,
and that I would be alone.</i>

2141
01:51:28,140 --> 01:51:30,893
<i>And I was terrified of that.</i>

2142
01:51:32,603 --> 01:51:34,813
<i>So terrified that</i>

2143
01:51:35,814 --> 01:51:39,568
<i>I was willing to stay with
someone who betrayed my trust.</i>

2144
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,779
<i>So terrified that</i>

2145
01:51:43,780 --> 01:51:48,702
<i>I was willing to accept being
treated as less than I am.</i>

2146
01:51:49,119 --> 01:51:51,038
<i>And I know I'm
not alone in this.</i>

2147
01:51:51,121 --> 01:51:54,541
<i>I know that there are a lot of
us who stay in bad relationships</i>

2148
01:51:54,625 --> 01:51:56,001
<i>because we have
convinced ourselves</i>

2149
01:51:56,084 --> 01:51:59,504
<i>that being disrespected is
better than being alone.</i>

2150
01:51:59,588 --> 01:52:02,382
<i>But we shouldn't
fear being alone.</i>

2151
01:52:02,466 --> 01:52:07,137
<i>Because there is power in
rediscovering your own voice.</i>

2152
01:52:07,221 --> 01:52:10,224
<i>And I had forgotten that.</i>

2153
01:52:10,307 --> 01:52:14,228
<i>I forgot that years before
i was Stewart's wife,</i>

2154
01:52:14,311 --> 01:52:15,812
<i>I was Ryan.</i>

2155
01:52:17,648 --> 01:52:21,818
<i>A girl with her own ambitions
and her own dreams.</i>

2156
01:52:24,196 --> 01:52:25,614
<i>But luckily,</i>

2157
01:52:28,242 --> 01:52:29,326
<i>my girls...</i>

2158
01:52:30,619 --> 01:52:32,246
<i>My girls</i>

2159
01:52:32,329 --> 01:52:34,581
<i>reminded me of that.</i>

2160
01:52:34,665 --> 01:52:36,333
Flossy posse.

2161
01:52:36,625 --> 01:52:40,629
<i>They reminded me
of my own worth.</i>

2162
01:52:40,712 --> 01:52:42,256
- Damn right.
- Yep.

2163
01:52:42,339 --> 01:52:46,677
<i>And that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.</i>

2164
01:52:50,013 --> 01:52:53,433
<i>No one has the power
to shatter your dreams</i>

2165
01:52:53,517 --> 01:52:55,686
<i>unless you give it to them.</i>

2166
01:52:58,397 --> 01:53:01,525
<i>And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.</i>

2167
01:53:05,028 --> 01:53:06,405
<i>If anything,</i>

2168
01:53:07,447 --> 01:53:11,785
<i>I hope that me
revealing my truth</i>

2169
01:53:12,619 --> 01:53:15,414
<i>inspires you to
realize your own.</i>

2170
01:53:19,626 --> 01:53:22,087
<i>Thank you for listening.</i>

2171
01:53:22,170 --> 01:53:23,588
We love you, ry!

2172
01:53:23,672 --> 01:53:25,424
We love you, Ryan!

2173
01:53:38,312 --> 01:53:41,440
Flossy posse!

2174
01:53:49,906 --> 01:53:51,575
We love you, girl!

2175
01:53:53,076 --> 01:53:54,077
Okay.

2176
01:54:15,474 --> 01:54:16,933
I'm so sorry.

2177
01:54:17,517 --> 01:54:21,897
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.
I was just so...

2178
01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:23,607
It's okay.

2179
01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:27,069
It's okay. You were so
wonderful up there, so brave.

2180
01:54:27,402 --> 01:54:28,779
That was amazing.

2181
01:54:30,322 --> 01:54:32,115
We love you.
None of that matters.

2182
01:54:33,116 --> 01:54:34,868
I love you too, lis.

2183
01:54:35,577 --> 01:54:37,287
You my bitch for life!

2184
01:54:40,290 --> 01:54:41,583
I'm proud of you, boo.

2185
01:54:45,253 --> 01:54:46,463
Ryan“.

2186
01:54:47,714 --> 01:54:49,925
I would never hurt you.

2187
01:54:50,300 --> 01:54:52,803
You have to believe me.
I know.

2188
01:54:54,388 --> 01:54:56,056
I know.

2189
01:54:56,139 --> 01:54:57,224
Hug it out!

2190
01:54:58,475 --> 01:55:00,352
- Hug it out!
- Yeah!

2191
01:55:00,435 --> 01:55:02,062
Flossy posse!
Flossy posse!

2192
01:55:02,145 --> 01:55:03,730
You were so good up there.

2193
01:55:04,106 --> 01:55:06,900
<i>And look what
i brought you</i>

2194
01:55:07,109 --> 01:55:08,318
on!

2195
01:55:08,860 --> 01:55:11,029
Yes. Come on, come on.

2196
01:55:13,407 --> 01:55:14,741
Look at that.

2197
01:55:15,158 --> 01:55:16,284
Flossy posse...

2198
01:55:16,368 --> 01:55:17,661
Back in the house!

2199
01:55:17,744 --> 01:55:20,122
Flossy posse,
back in the house!

2200
01:55:20,205 --> 01:55:22,624
Flossy posse,
back in the house!

2201
01:55:22,707 --> 01:55:25,127
Flossy posse,
back in the house!

2202
01:55:36,304 --> 01:55:38,056
Liz...
Wait.

2203
01:55:40,016 --> 01:55:41,935
There's something
i need to tell you.

2204
01:55:43,103 --> 01:55:45,021
It's Bethany, she...

2205
01:55:47,482 --> 01:55:49,192
Oh, god, not this shit again.

2206
01:55:49,526 --> 01:55:50,610
Speak, woman.

2207
01:55:51,611 --> 01:55:53,238
She still wants
to do the deal!

2208
01:55:53,321 --> 01:55:54,281
Yes!

2209
01:55:54,364 --> 01:55:55,407
What?

2210
01:55:55,490 --> 01:55:57,576
But with just you.

2211
01:55:59,244 --> 01:56:01,455
Yes! Even better.
Even better!

2212
01:56:01,538 --> 01:56:05,125
It turns out, single women are
an even bigger market. Hello?

2213
01:56:10,213 --> 01:56:11,548
I'll do it.

2214
01:56:12,299 --> 01:56:14,634
I just have one condition.

2215
01:56:15,051 --> 01:56:16,928
Hmm. Huh? What?

2216
01:56:20,223 --> 01:56:22,225
Sasha, I want you to be my partner.

2217
01:56:24,269 --> 01:56:25,437
Are you serious?

2218
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:26,563
I'm so serious.

2219
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:28,064
Don't play with me.

2220
01:56:28,815 --> 01:56:30,317
I'm serious as
a heart attack.

2221
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,527
Yes, I'll be your partner!

2222
01:56:32,777 --> 01:56:33,987
Yes!

2223
01:56:35,739 --> 01:56:36,740
Yes!

2224
01:56:37,741 --> 01:56:38,742
Bring it in!

2225
01:56:41,244 --> 01:56:43,580
We gonna be rich!
We gonna be rich!

2226
01:56:43,955 --> 01:56:44,998
Let's go!

2227
01:56:46,458 --> 01:56:47,501
<i>Come on, ladies.</i>

2228
01:57:06,019 --> 01:57:08,355
<i>Every group of friends
has that one experience</i>

2229
01:57:08,438 --> 01:57:12,734
<i>that no matter where you are,
you carry it with you for life.</i>

2230
01:57:12,817 --> 01:57:15,028
<i>We're a little older,
a little wiser,</i>

2231
01:57:16,488 --> 01:57:19,032
<i>and we're still the baddest
chicks in the game.</i>

2232
01:57:20,742 --> 01:57:22,702
<i>I don't know what
the future will bring.</i>

2233
01:57:22,786 --> 01:57:24,412
<i>Is hip-hop in
the building or what?</i>

2234
01:57:24,955 --> 01:57:28,458
<i>Love or heartbreak,
joy or pain,</i>

2235
01:57:28,875 --> 01:57:31,294
<i>but right now, it's bright.</i>

2236
01:57:31,378 --> 01:57:35,465
<i>And the one thing I know for
sure is my girls will be there.</i>

2237
01:57:36,007 --> 01:57:38,343
<i>No matter who else
steps in the picture,</i>

2238
01:57:38,969 --> 01:57:40,929
<i>my girls are my constant.</i>

2239
01:57:41,263 --> 01:57:44,057
<i>They give me
the permission to be who I am.</i>

2240
01:57:44,140 --> 01:57:46,101
<i>And I am going to be me.</i>

2241
01:57:46,643 --> 01:57:48,186
<i>We're going to be us.</i>

2242
01:57:49,020 --> 01:57:51,147
<i>Loving, laughing,</i>

2243
01:57:52,399 --> 01:57:54,401
<i>worthy,</i>

2244
01:57:54,484 --> 01:57:56,027
<i>magical</i>

2245
01:57:56,653 --> 01:57:57,821
<i>us.</i>

2246
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:03,410
<i>The flossy posse is back!</i>

2247
01:58:08,081 --> 01:58:11,418
<i>You took</i> a <i>picture
of it? Girl, let us see it.</i>

2248
01:58:14,796 --> 01:58:17,799
That is a
beautiful penis.

2249
01:58:18,675 --> 01:58:20,885
I smashed
all over that thing.

2250
01:58:23,513 --> 01:58:26,099
I just wanna make
that my wallpaper.

2251
01:58:26,182 --> 01:58:28,184
And not on my phone.

2252
01:58:29,644 --> 01:58:31,896
I wanna be a fly
on that wallpaper.