1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,410 [J‘J‘J‘] 3 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,987 [J‘J‘J‘] 4 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,948 TOOMES: Things are never gonna be the same now. 5 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,162 I mean, look at this. 6 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,373 -You got aliens. MASON: Mm. 7 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,788 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 8 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,790 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 9 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,835 When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians. 10 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:57,971 Um, actually, it's Native American, but whatever. 11 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,929 Yeah. Tell you what, though. 12 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,518 It ain't bad, is it? 13 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,429 No. Yeah. 14 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,472 Kid's got a future. 15 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,437 Yeah, well... 16 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,735 ...we' see, I guess. 17 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,938 [J‘J‘J‘] 18 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,112 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 19 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,207 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 20 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,344 No, hey! Uh-uh! 21 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,096 You can't saw through that stuff. 22 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,095 These alien bastards are tough. 23 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,226 You gotta use the stuff they use. 24 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,224 -See? All right. MAN: All right. 25 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,727 Oh, hey! 26 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,188 Glad you could join us. Afternoon. 27 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,607 -Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. -Yeah, your alarm. 28 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,492 Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. 29 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,449 This is a huge deal for us. 30 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,080 HOAG: Attention, please! 31 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,083 In accordance with Executive Order 3968... 32 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,791 ...all post-battle cleanup operations are now under ourjurisdiction. 33 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,047 Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here. 34 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,502 Who the hell are you? 35 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,133 Qualified personnel. 36 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:21,638 Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so-- 37 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:26,393 I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under ourjurisdiction. 38 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,851 Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected... 39 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,356 ...or you will be prosecuted. 40 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,475 Ma'am, what am--? 41 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,521 Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. 42 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,279 Look... 43 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,945 [WHISPERING] ...I bought trucks for this job. 44 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,484 I brought in a whole new crew. 45 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,154 These guys have a family. l have a family. 46 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,448 I'm all in on this. I could lose my house. 47 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:50,959 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. 48 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,245 Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself. 49 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,460 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What'd you say? 50 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,546 [WHISTLES] 51 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,005 Yeah. 52 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,796 He's right. I overextended myself. 53 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:03,963 MAN 1: Unh! MAN 2: Hey, hey, hey. 54 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,428 MAN 3: Don't do it. -Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 55 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,343 HOAG: Put them down. 56 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,432 If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors. 57 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,401 Your superiors. Who the hell are they? 58 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,186 REPORTER: A joint venture between Stark Industries... 59 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,354 ...and the government... 60 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,945 ...the Department of Damage Control, will oversee the collection... 61 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:25,156 ...and storage of alien and other exotic materials. 62 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,117 Now the assholes who made this mess are paid to clean it up. 63 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,531 Yeah, it's all rigged. 64 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,294 REPORTER: Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material... 65 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,454 ...scattered throughout the tri-state area. 66 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,965 Hey, chief! We have another load from yesterday. 67 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,967 We're supposed to turn this in, right? 68 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,173 I ain't hauling it. 69 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,553 It's too bad. 70 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,636 We could have made some cool stuff from all that alien junk. 71 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,843 [J‘J'J‘] 72 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,935 I tell you what. 73 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,179 Let's keep it. 74 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,354 The world's changing. 75 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,902 It's time we change, too. 76 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,567 [THE ROLLING STONES' "CAN'T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING" PLAYING] 77 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,737 [POWER TOOLS AND MACHINES WHIRRING] 78 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,875 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 79 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,583 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 80 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,887 J‘ Yeah, you got satin shoes I 81 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,102 [LOUD WHIRRING] 82 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,307 J‘ Yeah, you gotJ‘ 83 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,764 J‘ Plastic boots J‘ 84 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:42,196 J‘ Y'all got cocaine eyes J‘ 85 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,526 J“ Yeah, you got speed-freak jive J‘ 86 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,156 TOOMES: There you go, Mason. 87 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,702 J“ Can’t you hear me knocking On your window I 88 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,167 Business is good. 89 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,453 J“ Can’t you hear me knocking J‘J‘ 90 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,209 ["SPIDER-MAN" THEME SONG PLAYING] 91 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,293 PETER [IN GRAVELLY VOICE]: New York. Queens. 92 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,921 - t's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home. HAPPY: Who you talking to? 93 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,253 PETER [IN NORMAL VOICE]: No one. Just making a little video of the trip. 94 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,633 HAPPY: You know you can't show it to anyone. 95 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:46,884 PETER: Yeah, I know. 96 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,420 HAPPY: Then why are you narrating in that voice? 97 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,590 PETER: Um.... Because it's fun. HAPPY: Fun. 98 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,760 PETER: So, uh, why do they call you Happy? 99 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,606 Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go. 100 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,687 PETER: Hey, should I go to the bathroom before? 101 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,022 HAPPY: There's a bathroom on it. 102 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,278 PETER: Whoa, no pilot? That's awesome. 103 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,813 PETER: Ahh. -Is that where you're gonna sit? 104 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,072 Yeah. 105 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,234 This is your first time on a private plane? 106 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,948 My first time on any plane. 107 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,864 Should it--? Should it be--? Should it be making that noise? 108 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,497 Shh. Shh. 109 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,701 [SNORING] 110 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,494 [PETER GIGGLES QUIETLY] 111 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,839 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. 112 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,221 Something about Captain America going crazy. 113 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,177 -This is you. PETER: Oh, we're neighbors? 114 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,433 We're not roommates. Suit up. 115 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,935 Okay, Peter, you got this. 116 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,188 HAPPY: What the hell are you wearing? -It's my suit. 117 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,144 -Where's the case? -What case? 118 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,900 What? I thought that was a closet. 119 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,310 -This is still my room? -Go. 120 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,274 -My room is way bigger than-- -There. 121 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,155 PETER: I found the case. I found the case. 122 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,608 "A minor upgrade"? 123 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,242 Whoa. 124 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,028 Oh, my God. 125 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,412 -Put it on. -What the--? 126 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,494 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen—- 127 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,000 -Let's go. -But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. 128 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,537 Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. 129 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,585 This is insane. Insane. 130 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,876 Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. 131 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,340 -This is the greatest day of my life. Okay. -Let's go. 132 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,721 PETER [WHISPERING]: Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man... 133 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,632 ...Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy? 134 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,643 TONY: Underoos! -Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 135 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,303 [MECHANICAL SQUEAK AND PETER GRUNTS] 136 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,767 PETER [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Hey, everyone. 137 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,148 [MECHANICAL RUMBLING] 138 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,854 The craziest thing just happened. 139 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:28,691 ljust had a fight with Captain America. I stole his shield. I threw it at him-- 140 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,151 What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on. 141 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,736 [MECHANICAL WHINE] 142 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,242 [PETER YELLS] 143 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,537 It was the most amazing thing! Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" 144 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,744 I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. l was like, "What's up, everybody?" And-- 145 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,079 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 146 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,869 Hey, just a second! Coming! 147 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,296 Hey. 148 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,249 We have thin walls here. 149 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,216 What are you doing, a little video diary? 150 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,180 PETER: Yeah. -lt's all right. 151 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,886 -I'd do the same thing. HAPPY: I told him not to. 152 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,221 -He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. TONY: Okay. 153 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,431 Hey. You know what? 154 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,938 We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready? 155 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,521 PETER: An alibi? Sure. Okay. -We rolling? Get in the frame. 156 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,482 Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. 157 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,021 Ha-ha-ha. 158 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,905 Peter, that's inappropriate. Let's start over. 159 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,111 -You can edit it. -Mm-hm. 160 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,196 -Three, two, one. Hey, May. -Ha-ha-ha. 161 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:21,866 My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did... 162 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,911 ...this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. 163 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,078 Everyone was impressed. 164 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,246 [HORN HONKS] 165 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,006 HAPPY: Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry. 166 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,712 This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. 167 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,878 See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. 168 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,672 He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver. 169 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,807 That was a private conversation. 170 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,344 I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that. 171 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,762 No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch? 172 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,931 HAPPY: Here we are. End of the line. Whoops. 173 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,940 [TONY CHUCKLES] 174 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,567 TONY: Can you give us a moment? 175 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,979 -Want me to leave? TONY: Grab Peter's case out of the trunk. 176 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,442 [POLICE SIREN WAILS] 177 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,152 I can keep the suit? 178 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,408 Yes, we were just talking about it. 179 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,614 [CLEARS THROAT] 180 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,575 Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. 181 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,739 Don't stress him out. 182 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,828 Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. 183 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:05,992 [HAPPY GRUNTING] 184 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,752 -All right? -Yes. 185 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,289 Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. 186 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,426 There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate. 187 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,836 -Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger? -No. 188 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,345 [HAPPY KNOCKS ON WINDOW] 189 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,971 -This it? TONY: Seventh floor. 190 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,554 -I can take that. You don't have to. -You'll take it? 191 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,094 -Yeah, I can take that. -Thank you. 192 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,057 So when's our next, uh--? When's our next "retreat," you know? 193 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,850 -What, next mission? -Yeah, the mission. The missions. 194 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,860 -We'l call you. -Do you have my numbers? 195 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,237 No, I mean, we'll call you. 196 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,564 -Like, someone will call you. All right? -Oh. 197 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,984 -From your team. -Okay. All right. 198 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,996 It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. 199 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,707 Bye. 200 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,703 [J‘J'J‘] 201 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,627 They're gonna call me. 202 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,342 [SUBWAY CAR CHUGGING AND SQUEALING] 203 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,215 [MAN COUGHING] 204 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,847 [J‘J'J‘] 205 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,527 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 206 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,072 [J‘J'J‘] 207 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,045 [WHISTLE BLOWS THEN MAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY] 208 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,298 [HORN HONKS] 209 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,716 What's up, Penis Parker? 210 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,551 [KIDS LAUGHING] 211 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,434 Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology. 212 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,564 Don 't forget about your homecoming tickets. 213 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,350 Do you have a date for homecoming? 214 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,645 Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date. 215 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,779 -Okay. -Yeah. 216 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,032 PETER: Morning. 217 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:08,540 Ahh, damn it. You, in my office right now. 218 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,575 [CHATTERING] 219 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,468 GIRL 1: Hi! 220 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,476 BOY [IMITATING EMPEROR PALPATINE]: Join me, and together... 221 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,933 ...we'll build my new LEGO Death Star. 222 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,857 -What? GIRL 1: So lame. 223 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,609 That's awesome. How many pieces? 224 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,610 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Three thousand eight hundred and three. 225 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,023 -That's insane. -I know. You want to build it tonight? 226 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,738 No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark-- 227 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,948 -Mm-hm. Stark internship. -Yeah, exactly. 228 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,362 Always got that internship. 229 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,452 Yeah, well, hopefully, soon it'll lead to a real job with them. 230 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,117 -That would be so sweet. -Right? 231 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,661 He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. 232 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,500 Here's a gold coin." 233 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,127 -I don't know howjobs work. -That's exactly how they work. 234 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,838 Oh, heh. 235 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,048 ' knock out the bones of the Death Star. 236 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,136 I'll come by afterwards. For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. 237 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,299 [J‘J'J‘] 238 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,764 The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops. 239 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,771 That'd be great. 240 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,307 GIRL 2: I'm gonna be late. 241 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,817 Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration... 242 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,070 ...between points A and B? 243 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,276 Flash. 244 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,487 It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by mass. 245 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,950 Nope. Peter. You still with us? 246 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,956 PETER: Uh, uh, yeah, yeah. 247 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,616 Uh.... 248 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,870 Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine. 249 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:41,212 Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best if you are wrong. 250 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,717 [WHISPERING] You're dead. 251 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,465 [J‘J'J‘] 252 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:50,429 MR. COBWELL: Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr... 253 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,219 ...but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing... 254 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,681 ...about his discoveries regarding quantum theory. 255 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,687 [J‘J'J‘] 256 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,773 [CHATTERING] 257 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,817 [CHATTERING] 258 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,701 Did Liz get a new top? 259 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,614 NED: No. We've seen that before, but never with that skirt. 260 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,625 GIRL 1: Liz, hey. That looks so good. -Hi! 261 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,411 We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy. 262 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,829 MICHELLE: Too late. 263 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,668 You guys are losers. 264 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,042 Well, then why do you sit with us? 265 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,756 Because I don't have any friends. 266 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:26,961 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 267 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,760 Next question. 268 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,425 What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element? 269 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,681 Hydrogen's the lightest. 270 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,312 That's not the question. Okay. 271 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,688 CHARLES: Yeah. -Uranium. 272 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,940 Correct. Thank you, Abraham. 273 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,147 -Yes. -Please open your books to page 10. 274 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,529 Peter, it's nationals. 275 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,906 Is there no way you could take one weekend off? 276 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:51,035 I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark needs me, l have to make sure I'm here. 277 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,571 You've never been in the same room as Tony Stark. 278 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,990 Wait. What's happening? 279 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,124 -Peter's not going to Washington. CINDY: No. 280 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,456 -No, no, no. -Why not? 281 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,336 Really? Right before nationals? 282 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,714 He already quit marching band and robotics lab. 283 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,216 [J‘J'J‘] 284 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,589 I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant. 285 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,008 Flash, you're in for Peter. 286 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,299 FLASH: I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first. 287 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,684 I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. 288 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,640 That is false. 289 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,181 What'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? 290 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,902 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 291 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,065 [J‘J'J‘] 292 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,575 PETER: Hey, what's up? -Hey, man. 293 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,873 What's up, Mr. Delmar? 294 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,584 Hey, Mr. Parker. 295 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,964 Number five, right? 296 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,626 Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. 297 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,261 You got it, boss. 298 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,967 How's your aunt? 299 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,632 Yeah, she's all right. 300 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,344 [IN SPANISH] She's a very hot Italian woman. 301 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,554 [IN SPANISH] How's your daughter? 302 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,181 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 303 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,191 -[IN ENGLISH] Ten dollars. -[IN ENGLISH] It's 5 dollars. 304 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:08,071 -For that comment, 10 dollars. -Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. 305 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,569 Here's 5 dollars. 306 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,617 What's up, Murph? 307 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:13,776 [MURPH MEOWS] 308 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,365 How you doing, buddy? 309 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,619 So how's school? 310 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,749 Ah, it's boring. Got better things to do. 311 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,162 Stay in school, kid. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me. 312 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,882 -This is great. -Best sandwiches in Queens. 313 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,961 [J‘J'J‘] 314 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,130 [CHATTERING] 315 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,007 [CAR HORN HONKS] 316 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,933 [GRUNTS] 317 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,025 [J‘J'J‘] 318 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,653 [RATS SQUEALING] 319 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,154 Unh! 320 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,996 [J‘J'J‘] 321 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,965 [RAT SQUEALS] 322 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,021 [J‘J'J‘] 323 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,656 J‘ Hey, ho, let's go J‘ 324 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,533 J‘ Hey, ho, let's go J‘ 325 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,577 Ahh, finally. 326 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,330 [WOMAN YELLS] 327 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,249 [WOMAN TALKS INDISTINCTLY] 328 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,081 MAN 1: What's the matter with you? -Could you hold this? 329 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,211 -Thanks. MAN 2: Aah! 330 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,920 Hey, is this anybody‘s bike? No? 331 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,506 -Hey, buddy, is this your bike? MAN 3: I have no change. 332 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,216 Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen? 333 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,557 J‘ Pulsating to the back beat J‘ 334 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,434 PETER: Whoo! Everybody good? 335 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,185 J‘ Hey, ho, let's go J‘ 336 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,190 J‘ Shoot 'em in the back now J‘ 337 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,771 STREET VENDOR: Hey! 338 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,729 You're that spider guy on YouTube, right? 339 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:13,942 Call me Spider-Man. 340 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,607 Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip. 341 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,327 -Yeah! MAN: Not bad. 342 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,663 [WHOOPS] 343 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,036 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 344 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,585 J‘ They're piling in the back seat J‘ 345 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,666 J‘ They're generating steam heat J‘ 346 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,377 J‘ Pulsating to the backbeat J‘ 347 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,005 -Hey, buddy. -Unh! 348 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,214 [CAR ALARM HONKING] 349 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,380 -Shou dn't steal cars, it's bad. -It's my car, dumbass! 350 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,264 [YELLING] Hey! Shut that off! 351 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,470 -Can you tell him it's my car? PETER: I was-- 352 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,182 - work at nights. Come on. -That's not your car! 353 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,472 -That's his car. PETER: How was I supposed to know? 354 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,016 -He was putting that in the window! -Every day with these alarms! 355 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,027 MAN: Shut it off! -Don't make me come down there, punk. 356 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,859 Hey, Gary. How you doing? 357 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,898 Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother? 358 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,238 J‘ Hey, ho, let's go J‘ 359 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,904 J‘ Hey, ho, let's go I: 360 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,538 [PETER GRUNTS] 361 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,745 I'm good, I‘m good. 362 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,372 WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: You have reached the voicemail box of: 363 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,003 HAPPY: Happy Hogan. 364 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,380 PETER: Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight. 365 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,041 I stopped a grand theft bicycle. 366 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,711 Couldn't find the owner, so ljust left a note, um.... 367 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,217 I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. 368 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,259 She was really nice and bought me a churro. 369 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,602 ljust, um, feel like I could be doing more. 370 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,981 You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be. 371 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,438 So, yeah, just call me back. 372 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,355 It's Peter. Parker. 373 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:40,733 [SIGHS] 374 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,744 Why would Itell him about the churro? 375 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,239 [GRUNTS] 376 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,999 Hey, hey. Aah. 377 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,621 [J‘J'J‘] 378 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,830 Okay. 379 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,169 [MAN 1 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 380 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,086 MAN 1: Can't wait to see this thing. PETER: Finally, something good. 381 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,845 [TOOL WHIRRING] 382 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,841 MAN 1: Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy. 383 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,852 -Told you it was worth it. MAN 2: Okay, go, go, go. 384 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,724 MAN 3: Oh, nice. 385 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,440 We can hit, like, five more places tonight. 386 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,863 [CLEARS THROAT] 387 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,499 What's up, guys? You forget your PIN number? 388 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,910 Whoa, you're the Avengers. 389 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,995 What are you guys doing here? 390 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,671 [ALL GRUNTING] 391 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,753 Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. 392 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,004 Unh! 393 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,420 I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. 394 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,510 Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. 395 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,391 [ALL GRUNTING] 396 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,347 Hey-- 397 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,513 [VOICE FUZZING] Oh, this feels so weird. 398 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,939 [ALL GRUNTING] 399 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,607 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What is that thing? 400 00:19:55,778 --> 00:20:00,021 [VOICE FUZZING] I'm starting to think you're not the Avengers. 401 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,651 [GRUNTING] 402 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,824 [GRUNTS] 403 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,734 DISPATCHER [ON PHONE]: 911. What’s your emergency? 404 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,498 Uh, Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers in a bank on 21st Street. 405 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,499 PETER: Let's wrap this up. It's a school night. 406 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,827 [MAN GRUNTING] 407 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,746 Aah! 408 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,040 PETER: So how do jerks like you get tech like this? 409 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,091 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 410 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,002 PETER: No. Wait, wait, wait! 411 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,932 Mr. Delmar. 412 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,434 [J‘J'J‘] 413 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,846 Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? IS anybody in here? Hello? 414 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,057 [WHEEZING AND COUGHING] 415 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,728 [SIRENS WAILING] 416 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,861 Oh, come on. 417 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,525 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 418 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,739 PETER: I gotta-- 419 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,993 [MURPHY MEOWS] 420 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,871 -Here, here. -Good, yeah. 421 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,368 [SIRENS WAILING] 422 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,371 Okay. Good. Yes. 423 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,910 Yes-— No. No, put that down. 424 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,419 That's worth more than you or me. 425 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,670 [PHONE BUZZES] 426 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,832 -Yeah? -The craziest thing just happened. 427 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,466 These guys were robbing an ATM... 428 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,843 -...with high-tech weapons-- -Take a breath. I don't have time... 429 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,879 -...for ATM robberies... -Yeah, but-- 430 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,299 ...or the notes you leave. I have moving day to worry about. 431 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,184 Everything's gotta be out next week. 432 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,972 -Wait. You're moving? Who's moving? -Yeah, don't you watch the news? 433 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,438 Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate... 434 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,820 -...where hopefully cell service is worse. -But what about me? 435 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,735 -What about you? -Unh! 436 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,946 Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something big goes down? 437 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,571 -Can [please talk to Mr. Stark? -Stay away from anything dangerous. 438 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,491 I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, Okay? 439 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,241 [GRUNTS] 440 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,874 I am responsible. -- Oh, crap. 441 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,460 -My backpack's gone. -That doesn't sound responsible. 442 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,626 -I'II call you back. -Feel free not to. 443 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,335 [SIGHS] 444 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,505 [J‘J'J‘] 445 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,219 [DOOR CLOSES] 446 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:37,928 [SIGHS] 447 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,770 MAY: What was that? 448 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,315 Uh, it's nothing. Nothing. 449 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,199 You're the Spider-Man. 450 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,203 -From YouTube. -I'm not. I'm not. 451 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,659 -You were on the ceiling. -No. What are you doing in my room? 452 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,745 May let me in. We were gonna finish the Death Star. 453 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,126 You can'tjust bust into my room! 454 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,004 Ha-ha. That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. 455 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,790 Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai? 456 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,209 -YeS. -No. He's got a thing. 457 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,969 A thing to do after. 458 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,009 Okay. 459 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,845 Maybe put on some clothes. 460 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,345 -Oh, she doesn't know? -Nobody knows. 461 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,764 Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it. 462 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,150 [WHISPERING] Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger? 463 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,903 Yeah, basically. 464 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,321 Whoa.... 465 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,358 You can't tell anybody about this. You gotta keep it a secret. 466 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,367 -[IN NORMAL VOICE] Secret? Why? -You know what she's like. 467 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,530 If she finds out people try and kill me every night, she won't let me do this. 468 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,914 Come on, Ned, please. 469 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,790 Okay, okay, okay. 470 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,668 I'll level with you. I can't keep this a secret. 471 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,579 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 472 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,420 Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now. 473 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,337 You know? I mean, everything that's happened with her, -- Please. 474 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,547 [J‘J'J‘] 475 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,387 -Okay. -Just swear it, okay? 476 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,888 I swear. 477 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,099 -Thank you. -Yeah. 478 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,184 I can't believe this is happening now. 479 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,599 -Can I try the suit on? -No. 480 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,608 How's it work? Magnets? How do you Shoot the strings? 481 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,986 -I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow. —Great. 482 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,112 Okay, well, wait, then. 483 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,775 How do you do this and the Stark internship? 484 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,032 This is the Stark internship. 485 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,240 -Oh. -Just get out of here. 486 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,460 MAY: What's the matter? 487 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,538 Thought you loved larb. 488 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,878 It's too larby? 489 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,759 Not larby enough. 490 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:37,515 How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me? 491 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,846 You know I larb you. 492 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,057 I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. 493 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,267 A lot of work. 494 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,682 The Stark internship. 495 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,478 l have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. 496 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,906 You're distracted all the time. He's got you in your head. 497 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,692 NEWS ANCHOR [ON TV]: Delmar'S Sandwiches was destroyed... 498 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,155 What does he have you doing? 499 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,911 -...in an explosion... -You need to use your instincts. 500 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,199 ...after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own crime stopper... 501 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,457 What? 502 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,164 ...the Spider-Man. 503 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,670 As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist... 504 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,504 ...a powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street. 505 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,714 Miraculous/y, no one was harmed. 506 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,972 If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way. 507 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,883 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 508 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,346 Six blocks away from us. 509 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,512 I, uh, need a new backpack. 510 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,140 -What? -I need a new backpack. 511 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,816 MAY: That's five. 512 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,362 -Sticky rice pudding. -We didn't order that. 513 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,363 It's on the house. 514 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,407 Oh, thanks. 515 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,453 That's nice of him. 516 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,490 I think he larbs you, heh. 517 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,334 NED: You got bit by a Spider? 518 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,960 Can it bite me? 519 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,962 Well, it probably would've hurt, right? 520 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,419 Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. 521 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,175 Maybe. How much did it hurt? 522 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,552 The spider's dead, Ned. 523 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,258 Whoa. 524 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,843 [J‘J'J‘] 525 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,852 [CHATTERING] 526 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,888 NED: You were here? 527 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,015 PETER: Yeah. 528 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,810 You could've died. 529 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,898 -Do you lay eggs? -What? 530 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,066 NO. Ha—ha. 531 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,284 -Can you spit venom? -No. 532 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,744 Can you summon an army of spiders? 533 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:27,999 No, Ned. 534 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,082 The Sokovia Accords were put into place... 535 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,542 [WHISPERING] How far can you shoot your webs? 536 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,923 [WHISPERING] It's unknown. Shut up. 537 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,334 --to begin regulating... 538 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,844 If I was you, I would stand on a building... 539 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,381 -...and just shoot it as far as I could-- -Shut up, Ned. 540 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:46,427 Hi. I’m Captain America. Whether you’re in the classroom or on the battlefield... 541 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,266 -Do you know him too? -Yeah, we met. 542 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,896 ...fitness can be the difference between success or failure. 543 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,149 -I stole his shield. -What? 544 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,355 Today, my good friend, your gym teacher... 545 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,146 ...will conduct the Captain America Fitness Challenge. 546 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,404 Thank you, Captain. 547 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,612 Pretty sure he's a war criminal, but I have to show these videos. 548 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,994 It's required by the state. Let's do it. 549 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,654 NED: Do Avengers have to pay taxes? PETER: Shh! 550 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,448 NED: What does Hulk smell like? PETER: Shh! 551 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,617 NED: I bet he smells nice. PETER: You have to shut up. 552 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,502 ls Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? 553 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,584 Ned, just, shh, okay? 554 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:18,250 -Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? -What? 555 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,965 Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset... 556 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,971 ...telling the other guy where to go? 557 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,975 If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. 558 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,727 There'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around. 559 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,980 -I could be your guy in the chair. -I don't need a guy in the chair. 560 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,812 Looking good, Parker. 561 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:39,480 Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor... 562 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,523 ...marry Iron Man and kill Hulk. 563 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,533 Well, what about the Spider-Man? 564 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,910 LIZ: It's just "Spider-Man." 565 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,288 Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys. 566 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,289 Oh, my God, she's crushing on Spider—Man. 567 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,540 No way. 568 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,748 -Kind of. -Oh, gross. 569 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,965 Like, what if he's seriously burned? 570 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,843 I wouldn't care. I'd love him for the person he is inside. 571 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,879 Peter knows Spider-Man. 572 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,846 No, I don't. No. -- I mean-- 573 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,349 They're friends. 574 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,481 Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. Heh. 575 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,359 I've met him, yeah. A couple times. 576 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:18,898 But it's, um... 577 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,944 ...through the Stark internship. Mmhm. 578 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,572 Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. 579 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,611 Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? 580 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,451 Maybe you Should invite him to Liz's party. Right? 581 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,914 Yeah, I'm having people over tonight. You're more than welcome to come. 582 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,499 -Having a party? FLASH: Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 583 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,755 You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man. 584 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:41,167 -Um. . .. -It's okay. 585 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,052 I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so.... 586 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,054 Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker? 587 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,881 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 588 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,551 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 589 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,891 What are you doing? 590 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,556 Helping you out. 591 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,315 Did you not hear her? 592 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,943 Liz has a crush on you. 593 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,439 Dude, you're an Avenger. 594 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:08,486 If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you. 595 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,156 [J‘J'J‘] 596 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,290 MAY: House party in the suburbs. 597 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,828 Oh, I remember these. Kind ofjealous. 598 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,622 - t' be a night to remember. -Oh, ha-ha-ha. 599 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,508 Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat. 600 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,635 -Yeah, it gives me confidence. -Heh. 601 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,012 This is a mistake. 602 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,422 Hey, let's just go home. 603 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,056 Oh, Peter. 604 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,969 I know. I know it's really hard... 605 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,388 ...trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. 606 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:37,601 It's flowering now. 607 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,183 Uh-huh. Heh, heh. 608 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,852 He's so stressed out lately. 609 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,611 What helps with stress is a party. 610 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,649 -We should go to the party. -Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go. 611 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,701 Peter. 612 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,621 -Have fun, okay? Okay. -I will. 613 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,780 Bye, May. 614 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,574 [CAR DOOR CLOSES AND ENGINE STARTS] 615 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,741 GIRL: Come dance with me! 616 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,751 Dude, you have the suit, right? 617 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,163 -Yeah. -ThiS is gonna change our lives. 618 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,374 [J‘J'J‘] 619 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,926 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 620 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,007 GIRL 1: Annie, over here! -Hey. 621 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,341 Hey. 622 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,094 MAN'S VOICE [OVER SPEAKERS]: DJ Flash. 623 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,479 Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in... 624 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,608 ...say you guys are tight, and I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs. 625 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,894 Can't believe you're at this lame party. 626 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,278 But you're here too. 627 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,986 Am I? 628 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,737 Oh, my gosh. Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned. 629 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,655 -Hi, Liz. -Hi, Liz. 630 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,699 I'm so happy you guys came. 631 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,369 There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself. 632 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,838 -What a great party. -Thanks. 633 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:45,586 [GLASS BREAKS] 634 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,751 Oh, -- 635 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,591 My parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta-- 636 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,222 -Yeah. -Have fun. 637 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,348 -Bye. LIZ: Bye. 638 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,510 Dude, what are you doing? 639 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,770 She's here. Spider it up. 640 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,556 No, no, no. I can't-- I cannot do this. 641 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,976 Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? 642 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,816 Look, I'm just gonna be myself. 643 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,280 Peter, no one wants that. 644 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,240 Dude. 645 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,528 Penis Parker, what's up? 646 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,530 So where's your pal Spider-Man? 647 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,245 Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? 648 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:20,746 [ALL LAUGH] 649 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,954 That's not Spider-Man. That's just Ned in a red shirt. 650 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,497 [ALL LAUGH] 651 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,708 [J‘J'J‘] 652 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,593 "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. 653 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,805 Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. 654 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,140 Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? 655 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,600 He must be around..." 656 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:42,890 [SIGHS] 657 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,563 God, this is stupid. What am I doing? 658 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,068 [EXPLOSION] 659 00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,782 What the hell? 660 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,208 [J‘J'J‘] 661 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,049 Whoo! Unh! 662 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,380 [EXHALES] 663 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,551 [PANTING LOUDLY] 664 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,349 This sucks. 665 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:27,643 Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. 666 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:31,905 Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. 667 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,360 Here. You try. 668 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,325 I wanted something low-key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man? 669 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,580 BRICE: Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? 670 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,537 I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. 671 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,756 Okay, I got, uh, black-hole grenades, Chitauri railguns.... 672 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,007 SCHULTZ: You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. 673 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:54,796 Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons. 674 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,223 Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff. 675 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:02,762 I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. 676 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,146 I got antigrav climbers. 677 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,432 Yo, climbers? 678 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,692 [YODELING RINGTONE PLAYING] 679 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,189 Okay, what the hell is that? 680 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,363 -Did you set us up? -Hey, hey, man. 681 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,191 [J‘J'J‘] 682 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,704 Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me. 683 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:21,989 All right. 684 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,199 Unh! 685 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,913 PETER: Aah! Aah! 686 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,294 [BOTH GRUNT] 687 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,498 [J‘J'J‘] 688 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,588 [LAUGHS] 689 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,629 What was that? 690 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,180 Oh, no, no! Unh! 691 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,144 What--? Aah! 692 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,564 [PANTING] 693 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,942 -We gotta call him. -No, no, no. 694 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,860 Aah! Unh! 695 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,020 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 696 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:57,903 SCHULTZ: Did you just do it again? 697 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,239 -Shut up. -I'm calling him. 698 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,865 [BUZZING] 699 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,203 Toomes' phone. 700 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,371 [WEAPON FIRES AND BRICE WHOOPS] 701 00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:13,878 MASON: Boss. 702 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,259 Oh, my butt! Unh! 703 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:17,794 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 704 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:20,673 [YELLS] 705 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,226 [GRUNTING] 706 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:38,031 Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. 707 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,613 [J‘J'J‘] 708 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,823 Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun. 709 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,738 Hey, hey, buddy. 710 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,407 Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch. 711 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:51,085 Whoo! Now, this is more like it. 712 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,541 Whoa! 713 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,084 [CRASHING] 714 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,882 Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! 715 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,550 Smells really good. 716 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,261 SINGER [ON TV]: J‘ Oh, yeah J‘J‘ 717 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,722 PETER: Great movie! 718 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,481 [GIRL SCREAMS] 719 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:15,276 [GRUNTING] 720 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,230 Ugh.... Oh, hey, guys. 721 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,366 BOTH: Aah! PETER: No! No! 722 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,197 PETER [ON RECORDING]: Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message. 723 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,406 [PHONE BEEPS] 724 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:25,912 Peter, where are you? 725 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,947 The hat's not working. This is not cool. 726 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,367 Almost got you. 727 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,035 [GRUNTING AND PANTING] 728 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,204 [J‘J'J‘] 729 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,465 Thought you got away from me, didn't you? 730 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,598 [PANTING] I got you right where I want you. 731 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,845 Surprise! 732 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,182 [YELLS] 733 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,938 What the hell? 734 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,070 [J‘J'J‘] 735 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,273 [GRUNTING] 736 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,658 [BEEPING] 737 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,406 [PETER SCREAMS] 738 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,162 [PANTING] 739 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,962 [SCREAMING] 740 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,010 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 741 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,228 [J‘J'J‘] 742 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,484 Huh? 743 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,945 Oh, hey. 744 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:51,452 And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster... 745 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:55,164 ...and picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me. 746 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,163 How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit? 747 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,172 TONY: I put everything in your suit. 748 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,674 Including this heater. 749 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,219 Whoa! 750 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,220 Whew, that's better. Thanks. 751 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,380 [SHIVERS] 752 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,674 What were you thinking? 753 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,140 The guy with wings is the source of the weapons. I gotta take him down. 754 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,974 Take him down now, huh? 755 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,936 Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing. 756 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,943 -The Avengers? -No. This is a little below their pay grade. 757 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,104 Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here. 758 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,692 I had that. l was fine. 759 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,283 Oh, I’m not here. 760 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,949 Thank God this place has Wi-Fi... 761 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,954 ...or you would be toast right now. 762 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:35,083 Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers. 763 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,414 Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please. 764 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,624 -Why? -Why? 765 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,834 Because I said so! 766 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,001 Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager. 767 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,635 Stay close to the ground. 768 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:49,844 Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro. 769 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,389 Can't you just be a friendly... 770 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,387 ...neighborhood Spider-Man? 771 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,271 But I'm ready for more than that now. 772 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,811 No, you're not. 773 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,271 That's not what you thought when I took on Captain America. 774 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,062 Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would've. 775 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:07,699 Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy. 776 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,154 [CAR ENGINE REVS OVER SPEAKER] 777 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,614 Are you driving? 778 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,781 You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. 779 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,698 I got some pull at MIT. End call. 780 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,580 No, I don't need to go to-- 781 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,791 FRIDAY: Mr. Stark is no longer connected. 782 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,341 That's awesome. 783 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,430 "Stay close to the ground"? What is he talking about? 784 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,093 [J‘J'J‘] 785 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,431 [LOW HUMMING] 786 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,734 Whoa. 787 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:45,020 [WEAPON HUMMING] 788 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,030 [YODELING RINGTONE PLAYS] 789 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,152 Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. 790 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,538 Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen. 791 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,915 FLASH: When I say "penis," you say "Parker." 792 00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,075 -Penis! ALL: Parker! 793 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,460 -Penis! -Parker! 794 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,171 NED: Sorry, Peter. [guess we're still losers. 795 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,299 -l'll see you tomorrow. - ' see you tomorrow in school. 796 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:10,048 [J‘J'J‘] 797 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,143 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 798 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,308 [MACHINES AND TOOLS WHIRRING AND BEEPING] 799 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,535 Whoa. 800 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,695 Whoa, whoa. 801 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,081 [J‘J'J‘] 802 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,048 Idiots. 803 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,002 Idiots. 804 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,715 Idiots! 805 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,592 MASON: Boss? 806 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,221 Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light. 807 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,806 What'd I tell you about looking at my phone? 808 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,221 Oh. Sorry. You left it out. 809 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,230 You know I'm a curious person by nature. 810 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:08,270 I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal. 811 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,478 Huh? 812 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,524 In case you want to, you know, go for the big one? 813 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,738 You're still on that? I told you, no. 814 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,449 The answer's no. Forget it. 815 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,871 [VAN SPUTTERING] 816 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:23,167 Ha-ha—ha! Whoo! 817 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,588 Ha-ha. 818 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,591 I mean, that was badass. Ha. 819 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:37,090 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open? 820 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,805 -You said, move the merchandise. -Under the radar. 821 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,185 Under the radar! 822 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,096 That's how we survive. 823 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,607 If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. 824 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,194 You're out there wearing that goofy thing, lighting up cars... 825 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,855 ...calling yourself the Shocker. 826 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,150 "I'm the Shocker. I shook people." What is this, pro wrestling? 827 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,114 Ah, whatever, old man. Come on. 828 00:40:58,581 --> 00:40:59,991 Look. 829 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,576 Look. 830 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,413 I know you don't give a crap about anything. 831 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,202 But I do. 832 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,498 I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after. 833 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,884 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 834 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,549 You know what? 835 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,386 I can't afford your bullshit. 836 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,016 -Get out of here. -What? 837 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:24,475 -You're done. You're off the crew. -Yeah, all right. 838 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,393 All right. Heh. 839 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,979 Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? 840 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,984 With everything I know. 841 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,781 -Excuse me? -Uh, I'm just saying... 842 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:38,781 ...maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from. 843 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,195 -You know what? -What? 844 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,742 You're right. 845 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,373 -That work? -I don't know. 846 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,206 I can't afford that. 847 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,913 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 848 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,385 [WEAPON POWERS DOWN] 849 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,046 Damn. 850 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,009 -I thought this was the antigravity gun. -What? 851 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,267 No, that's that one. 852 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,140 [J‘J'J‘] 853 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:18,779 Here. 854 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,947 Now you're the Shocker. Go out there and find that weapon he lost. 855 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,160 All right. 856 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:31,917 Oh. 857 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,380 NED: Hey, thanks for bailing on me. 858 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,510 Yeah, well, something came up. 859 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:39,887 What is that? 860 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,845 I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it. 861 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,475 -Seriously? -Yeah. 862 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,101 Awesome. 863 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:49,355 I mean, not awesome. Heh, totally uncool of that guy. 864 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,311 So scary. 865 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,314 Well, look, I think it's... 866 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,945 ...a power source. 867 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,697 Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. 868 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:02,076 That's an inductive charging plate. That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. 869 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,283 Whoever's making these weapons is combining alien tech with ours. 870 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:09,326 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. 871 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,541 I just want to thank you for letting me be part of yourjourney... 872 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,081 ...into this amazing-- 873 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,715 Keep your fingers clear of the blades. 874 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,966 I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it. 875 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,351 NED: We'll go to the lab after class and run tests. 876 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:28,807 Let's do it. 877 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,642 [J‘J'J‘] 878 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,566 First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer. 879 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,198 We gotta come up with a better name than "glowy thingy." 880 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:42,449 You're right. 881 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,070 Crap. 882 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,913 [WHISPERING] Come on, come on, come on. 883 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,374 High schools creep me out. 884 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,046 They got this funny smell, you know? 885 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:58,503 Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me. 886 00:43:58,678 --> 00:43:59,713 [WHISPERING] What? 887 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,377 -Yeah. -We gotta get out of here. 888 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,421 No, no, no. I gotta follow them. 889 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,181 They can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake. 890 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:08,593 -Someone dropped you in a lake? -Yeah, it was not good. 891 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,016 -Peter—- -No. Stay there, Ned. 892 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:13,772 Peter. 893 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,359 [J‘J'J‘] 894 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,064 What are you doing? 895 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,399 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Nothing. Heh. 896 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,815 -Oh. -Yeah. You good? 897 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,028 Chess. 898 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,781 [J‘J'J‘] 899 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,410 RANDY: Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were? 900 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,666 It's saying there was an energy pulse here. 901 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,292 RANDY: There's no sign of the weapon. 902 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:36,374 -And even if it was here, now it's gone. -So are we. 903 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,087 [J‘J'J‘] 904 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,910 This is so awesome. 905 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,915 I know, right? 906 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,917 They're in Brooklyn. 907 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,051 Staten Island. 908 00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:30,599 [CLANKING AND WHIRRING] 909 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,681 Leaving Jersey. 910 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,723 [J‘J'J‘] 911 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:38,892 [BEEPING] 912 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,894 They stopped. 913 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:44,025 Huh. 914 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:45,739 Maryland? 915 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,151 -What's there? -I don't know. 916 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,364 Evil lair? Heh. 917 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,950 -They have a lair? -A gang with alien guns... 918 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,910 ...run by a guy with wings? Yeah. 919 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,495 Badass. 920 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,537 But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away? 921 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,382 It's not too far from DC. 922 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,585 -Hey, it's Peter. -Guys. 923 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,798 -Peter? -Hey, buddy. 924 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,838 l was hoping I could rejoin the team. 925 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,631 No, no way. You can't quit on us... 926 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:13,426 ...stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. 927 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,471 Hey, welcome back! Flash, you're back to first alternate. 928 00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:17,980 -What? -He's taking your place. 929 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,515 Excuse me, can we go already? 930 00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:23,482 l was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinner. 931 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,113 Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus. 932 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,906 [J‘J'J‘] 933 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:31,661 LIZ: Focus up. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn. 934 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,446 The second law of thermodynamics. 935 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,911 -Frank Sinatra. -Fort Sumter. 936 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,913 -Flash is wrong. -Okay, let's focus. Next one. 937 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,419 Liz, don't overwork them. 938 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,629 Uh, strontium, barium, vibranium. 939 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,507 -Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back. -Glad to be back. 940 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,963 [PHONE BUZZING] 941 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,130 -What is the current standard unit of--? -Can I take this real quick? 942 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,798 Yeah, fine. 943 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,762 -Hello? -Got a blip on my screen here. 944 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:54,971 You left New York? 945 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,977 LIZ: Okay, focus up, everyone. -Tracker. Uh.... 946 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,059 Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's, uh, nothing. 947 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,645 Happy, I gotta say, tracking me without permission... 948 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,605 ...is a complete violation of privacy. 949 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,111 -That's different. -What's different? 950 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,739 Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon. 951 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:11,992 -It's no big deal. -Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal. 952 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,747 Sounds like no big deal, but remember, I'm watching you. 953 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,950 [J‘J'J‘] 954 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:30,716 -Everyone stick together. -Yeah. 955 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,054 CHARLES: You kidding me? This place is huge. 956 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,807 FLASH: I've seen bigger. -There's a bird in here. 957 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:39,220 -Hey, you brought your laptop, right? -Why? 958 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,139 [J‘J'J‘] 959 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:47,062 [WHIRS THEN CHIRPING] 960 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,646 Peter... 961 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,816 ...why are we removing the tracker from your suit? 962 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,192 Uh... 963 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:56,488 ...I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again... 964 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:59,577 ...and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it. 965 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,583 So you're lying to Iron Man now? 966 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,369 No, I'm not lying. 967 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,163 He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. 968 00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:09,212 PETER: Ah.... 969 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,253 Gotcha. 970 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:16,595 All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. 971 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,975 There's a ton of other subsystems in here... 972 00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:24,014 -Hmm? -...but they're all disabled... 973 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,400 ...by the Training Wheels Protocol. 974 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,685 What? 975 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:31,481 "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off. 976 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,571 I don't think that's a good idea. They're blocked for a reason. 977 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,327 Come on, man, I don't need training wheels. 978 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,864 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. 979 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,328 -It's not cool. -But you are a kid. 980 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,585 A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. 981 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,498 Peter, ljust don't think this is a great idea. I mean, what if this is illegal? 982 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:51,634 Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself. 983 00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,544 I can handle it. Ned, come on. 984 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,429 -I don't think this is a good idea. -The guy in the chair. 985 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,053 -Don't do that. -Come on. 986 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,851 [SIGHS] 987 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,807 [SUIT WHIRS AND CRACKLES] 988 00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:08,017 [J‘J'J‘] 989 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,070 The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe. 990 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,825 -All right? -Okay. Okay. 991 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,992 -They're moving. —Be careful. 992 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,750 -Hey, Liz. -[WHISPERING] Perfect timing. 993 00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,287 We're gonna go swimming. 994 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,126 -Come on, come on, come on. -[WHISPERING] What? 995 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,540 -Hey, Peter. -Hi. 996 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,551 Hey. 997 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:39,015 [IN NORMAL VOICE] lwas, uh-- I was gonna go study in the business center. 998 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,517 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You don't need to. You're the smartest guy I've ever met. 999 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:42,972 And besides... 1000 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,935 ...um, a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale. 1001 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,098 Hmm? 1002 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:50,484 Um, well, I read that in a TED Talk, so-- 1003 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,895 -- I heard it in a TED Talk. 1004 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,984 And read a coaching book. 1005 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,158 Wow, you really-- This is really important to you. 1006 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,194 Yeah. It's our future. 1007 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,782 I'm not gonna screw it up. 1008 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,701 Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11. 1009 00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:10,121 -So get your trunks on and come on. CHARLES: Come on. 1010 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,415 SALLY: Come on. LIZ: I'm coming, I'm coming. 1011 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:13,628 CINDY: Let's go. 1012 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,723 [J‘J'J‘] 1013 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:28,726 [SIGHS] 1014 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,776 SPIDER SUIT: Good evening, Peter. -Hello? Hello? 1015 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,866 Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol... 1016 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,577 ...and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities. 1017 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,332 Ah, thank you. 1018 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,334 Where would you like to take me tonight? 1019 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,212 I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy. 1020 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,419 Tracker located. 1021 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,126 Plotting course to intercept target. 1022 00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:00,387 As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine. 1023 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,633 [J‘J'J‘] 1024 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,427 [J‘J'J‘] 1025 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,106 SPIDER SUIT: One hundred meters from destination and closing. 1026 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,100 Jump now. 1027 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,607 Detecting three individuals. 1028 00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:23,987 PETER [WHISPERING]: Why is their secret lair in a gas station? That's so lame. 1029 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,156 [J‘J'J‘] 1030 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,742 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, suit lady, what are they doing? 1031 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,205 Do you want to hear what they're saying? 1032 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,837 I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah. 1033 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,919 Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 1034 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,879 MASON: I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. 1035 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:39,042 The rest is my design. 1036 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:40,506 Whoa, that's so cool. 1037 00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:41,670 RANDY: Can't believe they're still cleaning up... 1038 00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:43,339 -...that Triskelion mess. SCHULTZ: I love it. 1039 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,099 They keep making messes, we keep getting rich. 1040 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,259 MASON: Target inbound. 1041 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:49,019 [WHISPERING] Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist. 1042 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,350 I could catch them red-handed. This is awesome. 1043 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,811 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, I'll get closer to see what's happening. 1044 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,693 Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode? 1045 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:59,196 Uh, "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah. 1046 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,822 Activating Instant Kill. 1047 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,075 No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody. 1048 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:05,531 Deactivating Instant Kill. 1049 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:06,783 [J‘J'J‘] 1050 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,322 [GRUNTS] 1051 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,240 Did you hear that? 1052 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,660 What the hell just happened? What was that? 1053 00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:15,250 You jumped off the sign and landed on your face. 1054 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,086 What's wrong with my web-shooters? 1055 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,593 Rapid-fire is the default for Enhanced Combat Mode. 1056 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,471 -Why would I need rapid-fire? -Wou/d you like to see more options? 1057 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,634 You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations. 1058 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:29,514 Whoa, Mr. Stark really overdid it. 1059 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:30,848 You two wait right here. 1060 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:33,139 Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers. 1061 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,605 -That thing will shatter your arm. -All right, where's the dampers? 1062 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,485 PETER: That one. -Great choice. 1063 00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:41,230 Would you like me to set this as your new default? 1064 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,775 No, no, no. 1065 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,489 -Push that in. No, the other-- -Here? This one here? 1066 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,996 -What was that? -Taser webs. 1067 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,997 Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs. 1068 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,659 You seem to be unfamiliar with your web-Shooter settings. 1069 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,877 Would you like to run a refresher course? 1070 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,380 -No. Just—— You choose. -Sure thing. 1071 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,212 WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: Six-alpha-nlner, are you running on time? 1072 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:04,845 Copy, central. Six-alpha-niner on schedule. 1073 00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:06,763 [J‘J'J‘] 1074 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,515 SCHULTZ: I got a visual. -Green light, green light. 1075 00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:15,393 Oh, that's him. 1076 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:21,190 Okay. I got eyes on the convoy. 1077 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,775 Pulling in behind the caboose. 1078 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:26,362 MASON [OVER RADIO]: Deploy anchors. 1079 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,904 [J‘J'J‘] 1080 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,753 Dropping down. 1081 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,253 No outgoing distress signals. You're clear. 1082 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,509 Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here. 1083 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:58,808 Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter. 1084 00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:05,360 All right, coming up. 1085 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,822 Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. 1086 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,616 Oh, God. 1087 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,917 -Suit lady, what was that?! SPIDER SUIT: You told me to choose. 1088 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,466 What? No, just set everything back to normal. 1089 00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,885 Activating all systems. 1090 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,226 [WHIRRING AND RUMBLING] 1091 00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:48,824 My head. 1092 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,861 SPIDER SUIT: You appear to have a mild concussion. 1093 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:57,162 Hey, so where am I right now? 1094 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:58,451 I'm not sure. 1095 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,165 The container walls are hindering my sensors. 1096 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:02,712 [J‘J'J‘] 1097 00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,214 Wait a minute. 1098 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:07,922 They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair. 1099 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:11,843 Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. 1100 00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:14,262 Three, two, one. 1101 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,262 [PANTING] 1102 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,524 What is this place? 1103 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,934 Suit lady, where am I? 1104 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:27,024 You’re in the most secure facility on the Eastern Seaboard. 1105 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,780 The Damage Control deep-storage vault. 1106 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:32,159 No. Seriously? Argh! 1107 00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:34,327 [GRUNTING] 1108 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,784 The door will most likely remain closed until morning. 1109 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,244 Morning? 1110 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:43,503 Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad calling you "suit lady," you know? 1111 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,960 I think I should probably give you a name. 1112 00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,466 Like Liz. No, no, no. 1113 00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:50,628 God, that'S-- That's weird. 1114 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:53,172 What about Karen? 1115 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,431 SPIDER SUIT: You can call me Karen if you would like. 1116 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:58,719 Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do? 1117 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,804 [GASPS] What? 1118 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,894 Maybe we should run that refresher course. 1119 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,649 KAREN: Ricochet web. —Ricochet web. 1120 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:08,278 -Whoa. Cool. -Splitter web. 1121 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:12,316 -Web grenade. -Web grenade! 1122 00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:16,741 Should Itell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? 1123 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:17,995 Who is Liz? 1124 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:20,782 Who's Liz? Heh. She's-- Heh, heh. 1125 00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,417 She's the best. She's awesome. 1126 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:25,295 She's just a girl who goes to my school. 1127 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:26,500 And, uh-- 1128 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:30,588 Yeah, just—— I really want to tell her, but it's kind of weird, you know? 1129 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:33,970 "Hey, I'm Spider-Man." 1130 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:35,256 What’s weird about that? 1131 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,470 What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? 1132 00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:39,635 Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me. 1133 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,351 Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. 1134 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,015 Thanks, Karen. 1135 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,935 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. 1136 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:49,944 Hey, how long we been here anyways? 1137 00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,980 -ThiIty-seven minutes. -What?! 1138 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,865 Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane. 1139 00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:57,699 I cannot take this anymore. I got to-- I gotta get out of here. 1140 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,458 There's got to be something in here I can use. 1141 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,243 Okay, let's see. 1142 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,958 Nope. 1143 00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,335 That's awesome. 1144 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:11,041 Oh. 1145 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,425 Hey, it's like the glowy thing. 1146 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,588 That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core. 1147 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,757 You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb? 1148 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:21,644 It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state. 1149 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:22,848 [BEEPS] 1150 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:24,475 No, no, no. 1151 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,356 [PANTING] 1152 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,187 [GRUNTS] 1153 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,229 Hey! Please! Please, somebody let me out! Hey! 1154 00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:33,317 Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. 1155 00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:36,067 Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it. 1156 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:37,734 Trial unsuccessful. 1157 00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:39,198 Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence. 1158 00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,159 [J‘J'J‘] 1159 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:46,285 LIZ: Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go. 1160 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,670 Okay. Uh, hold on, hold on. 1161 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,127 [GROANS] 1162 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:55,635 Initiating trial 24 7. 1163 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,546 It worked. It works. 1164 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,845 [J‘J'J‘] 1165 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:13,612 Please be sure all cell phones are turned off. 1166 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:14,817 Thank you. 1167 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,857 PETER: Karen, get me to decathlon as fast as possible. 1168 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,150 KARE N: Sure thing. Just tell me where it is. 1169 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:19,943 Across the street from the Washington Monument. 1170 00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:21,111 NED [ON RECORDING]: It's Ned. Leave a message. 1171 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,120 Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb! 1172 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,324 [J‘J'J‘] 1173 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,087 KAREN: There's a vehicle approaching on your right. 1174 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,465 JUDGE: We have now entered sudden death. 1175 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:36,422 The next correct answer wins the championship. 1176 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,128 [GRUNTS] 1177 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,678 JUDGE: Midtown Tech? 1178 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,468 Zero. 1179 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:45,681 That is correct. 1180 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,726 Midtown takes the championship. 1181 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:52,230 FLASH: Woo-hoo! We won. LIZ: You guys, I am so proud of you. 1182 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:55,567 FLASH: Told you we didn't need Peter. NED: Flash, you didn't answer a question. 1183 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,699 -Taking it all in, Michelle? -Oh, yeah, ljust, um-- 1184 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,201 I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves. 1185 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,828 I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by-- 1186 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:05,406 [J‘J'J‘] 1187 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,329 Okay. 1188 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,956 -Enjoy your book. -Thanks. 1189 00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:13,380 [YODELING RINGTONE PLAYS] 1190 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,007 -Oh, Ned, you're alive. -Peter, are you okay? 1191 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,759 Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing? 1192 00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:21,513 - t'S safe. It's in my backpack. -Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous. 1193 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,264 You missed the decathlon. I covered for you. 1194 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:25,346 -Listen. -We're at the Washington Monument. 1195 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,885 -Peter, is that you? -Hey, Liz. 1196 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,474 KAREN: Is that Liz? -Put Ned back on the phone. 1197 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:31,765 KAREN: You should tell her how you feel. -You flake. You are lucky we won. 1198 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:35,527 I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. Like, what is going on with you? 1199 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,187 I have to talk to Ned. It's important. 1200 00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:38,525 All items on the belt, please. 1201 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:39,689 PETER: There 's something in Ned's backpack. 1202 00:59:39,868 --> 00:59:41,859 It's dangerous. Don 't let it go through an x-ray. 1203 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,785 [CRACKLING] 1204 00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:46,951 Liz? Liz! Damn it. 1205 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,158 [J‘J'J‘] 1206 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,748 Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled? 1207 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,625 [GRUNTS] 1208 00:59:56,968 --> 01:00:02,713 The Washington Monument is 555 feet, five and one-eighth inches tall. 1209 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,298 [J‘J'J‘] 1210 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:07,468 Notice how the marble and granite are cut around the stone. 1211 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,315 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? 1212 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,813 KAREN: The Chitauri core has detonated... 1213 01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:21,982 ...and caused severe structural damage to the elevator. 1214 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,366 -Oh, no. -My friends are up there. 1215 01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:26,074 What? Uh, don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay. 1216 01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:28,330 Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God, that's tall. 1217 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:33,960 [ALL GASPING] 1218 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,912 Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. 1219 01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:37,581 LIZ: Just stay calm, everyone. 1220 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,420 Oh, we are all going to die here. 1221 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,717 KAREN: Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure. 1222 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,381 We're freaking screwed. 1223 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,677 Okay, I know that was scary, but our safety systems are working. 1224 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,267 KAREN: The safety systems are completely falling. 1225 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,101 We're very safe in here. 1226 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,858 KAREN: The occupants are in imminent mortal danger. 1227 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,108 Going as fast as I can! 1228 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:01,563 [ALL CLAMORING] 1229 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,162 MAN 1: Let's go. MAN 2: Give me your hand. 1230 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,870 KAREN: You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure. 1231 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,079 What?! Why? 1232 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,580 Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate. 1233 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:21,215 -How do get in there? -Activating reconnaissance drone. 1234 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:22,963 [WHISTLING] 1235 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,967 Whoa. Has that been there this whole time? That's awesome. 1236 01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,674 Locating optimal entry point. 1237 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,056 Proceed to southwest window. 1238 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,970 Karen, I'm on my way. 1239 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,519 LIZ: There's a lot of glass here. MAN: You got this. 1240 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,903 Keep coming, keep coming. 1241 01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:46,983 [J‘J'J‘] 1242 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:52,121 [GROANS] 1243 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,745 [WIND WHISTLING] 1244 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,953 Okay. Oh, my God. 1245 01:01:58,131 --> 01:01:59,792 Okay. 1246 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,504 KAREN: What’s wrong? You've reached the southwest window. 1247 01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,418 -Why are you hesitatlng? -It's fine. 1248 01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:07,303 I've just never been this high before. 1249 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,635 You have also not reinstalled your parachute... 1250 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,516 ...so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal. 1251 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:13,969 Oh. 1252 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,603 Perfect. 1253 01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,355 Oh, my God. 1254 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:18,682 [GRUNTS] 1255 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,017 Why is it not breaking? 1256 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,858 It’s four-inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum. 1257 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,425 OFFICER 1: This is DC. Metro Police. Identify yourself. 1258 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,176 PETER: My friends are in there! Stop! 1259 01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,087 Return to the ground immediately. 1260 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,257 -Okay, who's next? FLASH: Me, it's my turn. 1261 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,265 NED: Flash, seriously? What are you doing? 1262 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:56,394 -Come on. LIZ: Don't worry about the trophy. 1263 01:02:56,564 --> 01:02:58,100 [ALL YELLING] 1264 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,023 OFFICER 1: Stand down! 1265 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:07,940 Return to the ground immediately. 1266 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,113 Return to the ground or we will open fire! 1267 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,122 OFFICER 2: Go up, go up. 1268 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,325 PETER: I got this. 1269 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:20,164 Take my trophy. 1270 01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,214 OFFICER 1: This is your last chance. 1271 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,420 PETER: I'm gonna die. 1272 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:28,551 Look out! 1273 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:36,726 Break! 1274 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,678 [ALL SCREAMING] 1275 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:48,779 [GRUNTING] 1276 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:51,988 I did it. Whoa! 1277 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,548 [IN NEW YORK ACCENT] Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you. 1278 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,548 -Yes! Yes. PETER [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Hey, hey. 1279 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,804 -Big guy, quit moving around. -I'm sorry, Sir. 1280 01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:15,381 [SIRENS WAILING] 1281 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,471 MAN: Let's go, let's go! 1282 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,395 Okay, okay. 1283 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,525 LIZ: Mr. Harrington, go. HARRINGTON: Ned, come on. 1284 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:28,482 PETER: This is your stop. -Come on, Liz. 1285 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,568 PETER: Go, go, go. Everybody out. Move it, people. Move it, move it. 1286 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,233 LIZ: Are you sure it's safe? HARRINGTON: Liz. 1287 01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,368 PETER: Liz! 1288 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:38,079 [LIZ SCREAMING] 1289 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,245 You're okay. You're okay. 1290 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,121 Okay. 1291 01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:47,959 LIZ: Oh, my God. -Good, good. 1292 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,999 Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. 1293 01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:52,169 MAN 1:Come on in. MAN 2: You guys good? 1294 01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,712 [IN NEW YORK ACCENT] SO is everyone okay? 1295 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,174 KAREN: This is your chance, Peter. 1296 01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:59,183 Kiss her. 1297 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,436 [CLANGING] 1298 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:04,602 Thank you. 1299 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:10,149 Are you really friends with Peter Parker? 1300 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,991 I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck.... 1301 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:24,746 Yeah, damn it. 1302 01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,462 We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? 1303 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,623 Yeah, but then that's it. 1304 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:33,213 Oh. 1305 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,845 Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. 1306 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:37,596 -Would you shut up about that? -It's only one job. 1307 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,257 No. 1308 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,012 Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those... 1309 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:48,229 ...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. 1310 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:53,113 And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up. 1311 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:56,946 And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. 1312 01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,991 Really? 1313 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:02,326 I'm gonna kill him. 1314 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,536 -I'm gonna find him-- -I found him. 1315 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,996 REPORTER [ON TV]: The Spider-Man swooped in... 1316 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:09,083 ...heroically saving an Academic Decathlon team from Queens. 1317 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:12,464 The identity of the masked hero is still unknown. 1318 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,466 -Mom. WOMAN: Oh, kids. All right. 1319 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,131 Peter. Come here, come here, come here. 1320 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,301 [J‘J'J‘] 1321 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,554 This past weekend, Midtown '3 Academic Decathlon team... 1322 01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:29,691 ...defeated the country’s best to win the national championship. 1323 01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:31,522 Later that day, they also defeated death. 1324 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:34,108 Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming. 1325 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:38,070 There were purple lasers and smoke. It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert. 1326 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:41,611 As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. 1327 01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,872 I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. 1328 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,162 Not again. 1329 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:51,455 Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spider-Man. 1330 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,460 -Thank you, Spider-Man. -Thank you, Spider-Man. 1331 01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,547 JASON: Up next: the Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school. 1332 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,337 How can you show your spider spirit? 1333 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,097 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 1334 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,180 Dude, dude, dude. 1335 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,062 What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you? 1336 01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:09,689 -Crazy, dude. -It's crazy. 1337 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,690 -Should we tell everyone? -No. 1338 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,648 -Should Itell everyone? -No, dude. That's not a good idea. 1339 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:18,156 -Okay, come on, we'll be late to class. -I'm not going to Class. 1340 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:20,066 You're already in trouble for ditching the decathlon. 1341 01:07:20,245 --> 01:07:21,781 Dude, listen, I figured it out. 1342 01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:23,866 The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control. 1343 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,032 What he takes from Damage Control, that's how he builds the weapons. 1344 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,122 -So all I gotta do is catch him. -But we have a Spanish quiz. 1345 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,503 Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. 1346 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,711 Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate... 1347 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,841 -...so when I bring this guy in-- -Dude. 1348 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,923 You want to be a high school dropout? 1349 01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,760 I am so far beyond high school right now. 1350 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,641 Parker, my office. 1351 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,929 So... 1352 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,598 you got detention. 1353 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,937 You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. 1354 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,478 The question is, how are you gonna make things right? 1355 01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:57,816 Maybe you were trying to be cool. 1356 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,195 But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years... 1357 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:04,486 ...the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. 1358 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:08,114 We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. 1359 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,830 Next time those turkeys try to convince you of something... 1360 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,245 -... you know is wrong... -Where you going? Get back here. 1361 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,789 ...just think to yourself, what would Captain America do? 1362 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,753 Why are you here? You don't have detention. 1363 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:21,511 Oh, I know. ljust like coming here to Sketch people in crisis. 1364 01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:24,505 [CHUCKLING] 1365 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:26,262 It's you. 1366 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:30,512 So your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels. 1367 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,779 May? 1368 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,325 Hey, Karen. What's up? 1369 01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:50,285 KAREN: Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz? 1370 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,540 l was wondering if you could help me. 1371 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,202 I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night... 1372 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,837 ...but I can only remember part of a license plate. 1373 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,795 I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter. 1374 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,459 -Footage? -Yes, Peter. 1375 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:03,503 I record everything you see. 1376 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,796 -Everything? -Everything. 1377 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,306 -All the time? -lt’S called the Baby Monitor Protocol. 1378 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:11,014 Yeah, of course it is. Um.... 1379 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:14,063 -Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday. -With pleasure. 1380 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:16,098 PETER [ON VIDEO]: Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party. 1381 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:18,859 Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. 1382 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:20,986 No, no, no. This is just me messing around. 1383 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,863 Go later in the day, later in the day. 1384 01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:25,195 PETER [IN BRITISH ACCENT]: It is I, Thor, son of Odin. 1385 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,826 No, no, no. That's definitely-- 1386 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:28,577 That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. 1387 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:32,240 KAREN: Your impressions are funny. -Fast-forward to the arms deal. 1388 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:33,703 Okay. 1389 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:35,493 The two on the right, who are they? 1390 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,378 KARE N: Searching law-enforcement databases. 1391 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,248 No records found for two of the individuals. 1392 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:42,508 -Nothing? KAREN: One individual identified. 1393 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,795 Aaron Davis, age 33. 1394 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,805 He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens. 1395 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,215 Let's pay him a visit. 1396 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:52,727 KAREN: Would you like me to activate the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol? 1397 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:53,977 Uh, yeah. 1398 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,945 -[IN DEEP VOICE] Remember me? -Hey__ 1399 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:12,955 I need information. You'll give it to me now. 1400 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,832 -All right, chill. -Come on! 1401 01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:18,202 -What happened to your voice? -What do you mean? 1402 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,463 I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like. 1403 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:23,591 I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a-- I'm a man. 1404 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:25,592 I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl-- 1405 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,424 I'm not a girl. I'm a man. 1406 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,930 Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? 1407 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,391 I need to know. Give me names or else. 1408 01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:40,354 -You ain't ever done this before, huh? -Deactivate Interrogation Mode. 1409 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,773 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Look, man. 1410 01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:46,155 These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. 1411 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,735 They can't be out on the streets. 1412 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,071 If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half-- 1413 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,828 -You know Delmar's? -Yeah, best sandwich in Queens. 1414 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:55,206 -Sub Haven's pretty good. -Eh, it's too much bread. 1415 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,492 -I like bread. -Come on, man, please. 1416 01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,546 Stupid Interrogation Mode. Karen, don't ever do that again. 1417 01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:06,175 The other night, you told that dude, "If you shoot somebody, shoot me." 1418 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,801 It's pretty ballsy. 1419 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,008 I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. 1420 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,548 I got a nephew who live here. 1421 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,009 Who are these guys? 1422 01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,098 What can you tell me about the guy with the wings? 1423 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,513 Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. 1424 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:20,647 I don't know who he is or where he is. 1425 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,400 [PETER SIGHS] 1426 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:27,109 -I do know where he's gonna be. -Really? 1427 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,524 Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with... 1428 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,114 ...he's supposed to be doing a deal with him. 1429 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,903 Yes! Yes. 1430 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,662 -Thank-- -Hey. Hey. Hey. 1431 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,119 I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location. 1432 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,785 Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just-- 1433 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,203 Yeah. 1434 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:44,542 -Where is it? -Can I give you some advice? 1435 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:47,751 -Hmm? -You gotta get better at this part of the job. 1436 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:49,385 I don‘t understand. 1437 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:50,920 I'm intimidating. 1438 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:53,965 -Staten Island Ferry, 11. -Oh, that's soon. 1439 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,849 That's gonna dissolve in two hours. 1440 01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:58,602 No, no, no. Come fix this. 1441 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:00,434 -Two hours. You deserve that. -I got ice cream in here. 1442 01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:03,190 You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 1443 01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:16,738 [GRUNTING] 1444 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,119 Nice. 1445 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:25,037 Okay, Karen, activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 1446 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,251 KARE N: Sure thing. 1447 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,750 TOOMES: He's up front, main deck. 1448 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,338 I hate this guy. 1449 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,845 It's the guy from the bridge, right? Who's that other guy? 1450 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:34,630 TOOMES: Just keep me posted. 1451 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,674 KAREN: There's no record of him in my criminal database. 1452 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,515 Incoming call from May Parker. Should [reroute to your heads-up display? 1453 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:42,101 I can't talk right now. I'll call her back. 1454 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:47,353 Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy. We can't let anybody get away this time. 1455 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,703 PETER: Who's the guy on the left? KAREN: Mac Gargan. 1456 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,286 Extensive criminal record, including homicide. 1457 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,290 Would you like me to activate Instant Kill? 1458 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,874 No, Karen, stop it with the Instant Kill already. 1459 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:09,377 White pickup truck. 1460 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,009 Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck. 1461 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,153 Oh, this is too perfect. 1462 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,663 I got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place. 1463 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,791 KAREN: Incoming call from Tony Stark. -No, no, no. 1464 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:46,122 -Don't answer. -Mr. Parker. Got a sec? 1465 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,709 -Uh, I'm actually at school. KAREN: No, you're not. 1466 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:50,748 -Nice work in D. C. -Okay. 1467 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,634 My dad never really gave me a lot of support... 1468 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:55,965 ...and I'm trying to break the cycle of Shame. 1469 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,300 Uh, I'm in the middle of something. 1470 01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:58,840 Don 't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. 1471 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:00,633 Anyway, great things are about to-- 1472 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:02,138 [FERRY HORN BLARING] 1473 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,767 TONY: What is that? -Uh, I'm at band practice. 1474 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:09,605 That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What’s up? 1475 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,986 -I gotta go. Uh, end call. -Hey. 1476 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:13,271 I'll take those! 1477 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:15,318 Yoink. 1478 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:20,244 Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry was at 10:30. You missed it. 1479 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,447 [ALL GRUNTING] 1480 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:30,871 MAN: Spider guy's here. 1481 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:36,043 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. 1482 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:40,177 Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard. 1483 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,889 I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing. 1484 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:45,561 I'm honestly-- 1485 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,687 I'm-- I'm shocked. 1486 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,223 [MAN YELLING] 1487 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,701 MAN 1: Freeze! FBI. -Don't move. 1488 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,658 MAN 1: Get on the ground. MAN 2: FBI. 1489 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:04,868 What do you mean, FBI? 1490 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,455 KAREN: Federal Bureau of Investigation. -I know, but what are they doing here? 1491 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,290 [J‘J'J‘] 1492 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,511 Get out of the way. Get out of the way! 1493 01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:20,805 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No. 1494 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:25,514 Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move! 1495 01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:32,517 -Move. TOOMES: Get to the top deck. 1496 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,231 We're getting out of here. 1497 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:15,401 Activate Taser web! 1498 01:16:26,832 --> 01:16:29,869 You're messing with things you don't understand. 1499 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,753 [ALL SCREAMING] 1500 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,036 Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... 1501 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:14,452 ...give me an x-ray of the boat and target all the strongest points. 1502 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,335 Web grenade. Web grenade. 1503 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,385 Splitter web, go. 1504 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,547 [GRUNTING] 1505 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:44,065 [PANTING] 1506 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:54,575 KAREN: Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. 1507 01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:57,995 -Ninety—eight? -Yeah, Spider-Man! 1508 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:01,757 No, no, no. 1509 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,381 [CAR ALARM BLARES THEN FIZZLES] 1510 01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:13,389 [ALL SHOUTING] 1511 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:21,314 No! 1512 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,486 [GROANING] 1513 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:29,990 [J‘J'J‘] 1514 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:37,993 What the hell? 1515 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,205 [CLATTERING] 1516 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,290 What the hell? 1517 01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:46,801 Hi, Spider-Man. 1518 01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:49,338 Band practice, was it? 1519 01:19:10,996 --> 01:19:13,203 Yeah, Iron Man! 1520 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,379 Uh, Mr. Stark. 1521 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:27,384 Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything? What do you want me to do? 1522 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,421 I think you've done enough. 1523 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:47,813 TOOMES: SO that's it. You're just gonna run? 1524 01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:52,659 Feds were waiting for us. 1525 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,492 Now we're on Iron Man's radar? 1526 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,911 Yeah, I'm running. 1527 01:19:58,711 --> 01:19:59,871 You should too. 1528 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,252 You know I can't do that. 1529 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,629 So now what? 1530 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:08,759 Mason, can you get that high—altitude seal thing up and running in time? 1531 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:10,920 Seriously? 1532 01:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,259 Yes. You will not regret this. 1533 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,219 You in? 1534 01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:30,948 TONY: Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch... 1535 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,824 ...I tell you to stay away from this. 1536 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,611 Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit... 1537 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:38,030 ...so you could sneak around behind my back... 1538 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:42,201 -...doing the one thing I told you not to do. -Is everyone okay? 1539 01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:45,579 TONY: No thanks to you. 1540 01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:48,374 No thanks to me? 1541 01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:52,544 Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it... 1542 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,088 ...but you didn't listen. 1543 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:57,679 None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me. 1544 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,889 If you even cared, you'd actually be here. 1545 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:07,526 I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? 1546 01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,271 Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? 1547 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:14,237 Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid. 1548 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,697 -I'm 15. -No, this is where you zip it, all right? 1549 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,454 The adult is talking. What if somebody had died tonight? 1550 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,708 Different story, right? Because that's on you. 1551 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,209 And if you died... 1552 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,587 ...I feel like that's on me. 1553 01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:28,789 -I don't need that on my conscience. -Yes, sir. 1554 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:31,583 -I'm sorry. I understand. -Sorry doesn't cut it. 1555 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,132 ljust wanted to be like you. 1556 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,842 And I wanted you to be better. 1557 01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:39,967 It's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back. 1558 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,352 -For how long? -Forever. 1559 01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,559 -Yeah, that's how it works. -No, no. Please. 1560 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,644 -Let's have it. -P ease, this is all I have. 1561 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,184 I'm nothing without this suit. 1562 01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:51,358 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1563 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:52,692 Okay? 1564 01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:55,073 God, I sound like my dad. 1565 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:58,986 I don't have any other clothes. 1566 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,656 Okay, we'll sort that out. 1567 01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:06,536 [J‘J'J‘] 1568 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,209 Hey. 1569 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,349 I've been calling you all day. You didn't answer your phone. 1570 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,976 You can't do that. 1571 01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:25,763 Then this ferry thing happens. 1572 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,603 I've called five police stations. 1573 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:29,983 Five. 1574 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:31,940 I called five of your friends. I called Ned's mother. 1575 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:35,732 I'm fine. May, I'm okay. Honestly, just relax. I'm fine. 1576 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:37,695 Cut the bullshit. 1577 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:39,531 I know you left detention. 1578 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,196 I know you left the hotel room in Washington. 1579 01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:44,285 I know you sneak out of this house every night. 1580 01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,745 That's not fine. 1581 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:49,537 Peter, you have to tell me what's going on. Just lay it out. 1582 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:50,750 It's just me and you. 1583 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,249 I lost the Stark internship. 1584 01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:56,426 -What? -Yeah. 1585 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,004 What happened? 1586 01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:02,641 I just thought that I could work really hard and he could-- He would-- You know. 1587 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,935 But I screwed it up. 1588 01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:07,892 It's okay, it's okay. 1589 01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:11,225 It's okay. 1590 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,524 I'm sorry I made you worry. 1591 01:23:14,698 --> 01:23:16,529 I'm not trying to ruin your life. 1592 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:17,985 Yeah, I know. 1593 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,445 Just-- 1594 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,986 - used to sneak out too. -Yeah. 1595 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,161 And take a shower. You smell. 1596 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,202 You smell like garbage. 1597 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:31,995 I know. 1598 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,384 Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid... 1599 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,170 ...so just try to keep your head straight, okay? 1600 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:42,263 Okay. 1601 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:44,265 All right, get out of here. 1602 01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,267 Are you expelled? 1603 01:23:53,445 --> 01:23:56,437 Do you have to go to that high school where the principal has a crossbow? 1604 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:59,948 Pretty sure that's an urban myth, and, no, I'm not expelled. 1605 01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:02,780 You're so lucky. 1606 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,581 [J‘J'J‘] 1607 01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:23,885 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1608 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:25,887 [TEACHER SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1609 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:45,532 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 1610 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,284 Hey. 1611 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:55,579 -Hey. -I thought you had calculus fifth period. 1612 01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:58,123 Yeah, lwasjust doing some homecoming stuff. 1613 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,008 Hey, look, I, uh-- 1614 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,594 just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing. 1615 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:04,845 It's fine. 1616 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:09,056 Last week, decathlon was the most important thing, but then I almost died. 1617 01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:11,140 No, I'm-- 1618 01:25:11,315 --> 01:25:13,306 I just mean that... 1619 01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,354 ...it was not cool, especially... 1620 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,853 ...because... 1621 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,698 ...I like you. 1622 01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:25,692 I know. 1623 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:29,367 You do? 1624 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,158 You're terrible at keeping secrets. 1625 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:33,997 Yeah, you'd be surprised. 1626 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,668 I got to get to class, but, um-- 1627 01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:43,301 I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention for... 1628 01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:47,426 -Uh-huh. -...ever, but, um-- 1629 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,933 I guess you already have a date to homecoming. 1630 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:54,813 Actually, I was so busy planning it, I never really got around to that part, so-- 1631 01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:57,732 Uh, do you want to... 1632 01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:58,938 ...go with me? 1633 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:01,736 Yeah. Sure. 1634 01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,523 Really? I mean, uh, great. Cool. 1635 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,320 Cool. 1636 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:09,410 I'm actually going that way. 1637 01:26:09,581 --> 01:26:11,242 Um.... 1638 01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:19,037 [J‘J'J‘] 1639 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:22,465 May, I need your help. 1640 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:26,799 J‘ Two dozen other dirty lovers J‘ 1641 01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:30,011 I Must be a sucker for it J‘ 1642 01:26:31,228 --> 01:26:34,766 J‘ I don't know how I'm meant to act With all of you lot I 1643 01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:38,690 J“ Sometimes you don ’t try Just now, now, nowJ‘ 1644 01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:40,733 Through or around? 1645 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:43,938 I Now, now, nowJ‘ 1646 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,982 -Right? -Heh-heh. 1647 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,443 J‘ Your legs give way You hit the ground I 1648 01:26:49,663 --> 01:26:50,994 I Save it for later I 1649 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:53,242 J‘ Don't run away and let me down I 1650 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,074 J‘ You let me down I 1651 01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:59,578 MAY: It's game day. So, what's the plan? 1652 01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:01,292 -Open the door for her. -Mm-hm. 1653 01:27:01,466 --> 01:27:03,878 Tell her she looks nice, but not too much because that's creepy. 1654 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:05,132 -Don't be creepy. -No. 1655 01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:07,965 When I dance with her, I'm putting my hands on her hips. 1656 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,880 I got this. 1657 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,681 I Save it for later I 1658 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,345 -Love you. -Bye. 1659 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,768 J‘ Sooner or later J‘ 1660 01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:17,312 J‘ You hit the deck You get found out J‘ 1661 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:18,855 I Save it for later I 1662 01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:20,474 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1663 01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:22,480 J‘ You let me down J‘J‘ 1664 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:29,858 You must be Peter. 1665 01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:31,819 Yeah. 1666 01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:33,533 I'm Liz's dad. 1667 01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:35,197 Put her there. 1668 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,328 Hell of a grip. 1669 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,788 Come on in here. Come on. 1670 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,560 Hi, Peter. 1671 01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:06,819 You look very handsome. 1672 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,480 PETER: Thank you. 1673 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,774 You got his name right? 1674 01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:12,317 -Freddie? -Peter. 1675 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:13,702 -Peter. Peter. -Heh. 1676 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:15,821 I'm gonna go get Liz. 1677 01:28:16,249 --> 01:28:17,785 Okay. 1678 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:24,963 You all right, Pete? 1679 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:26,248 Yeah. 1680 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:29,001 Because you look pale. 1681 01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:32,303 You want something to drink? 1682 01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:34,715 A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that? 1683 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,178 I'm not old enough to drink. 1684 01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:38,138 That's the right answer. 1685 01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:40,057 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 1686 01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,262 Wow. 1687 01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:45,359 -Wow, wow, wow. Do you look beautiful. -P ease don't embarrass me, Dad. 1688 01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,939 Doesn't she, Pete? 1689 01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:49,479 Yeah, you look really good. 1690 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,865 Once again, that's the right answer. 1691 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,071 Is that a corsage? 1692 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,321 Thanks. 1693 01:28:57,499 --> 01:29:00,707 Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so, uh, let's get this Show on the road. 1694 01:29:00,877 --> 01:29:04,040 No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right. 1695 01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:06,455 -Oh, right here. Perfect. -Mom. 1696 01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:08,089 Okay. Come on, you guys. 1697 01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,926 Peter, closer. 1698 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,545 Smile. 1699 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:16,302 There you go. 1700 01:29:16,893 --> 01:29:18,008 Oh.... 1701 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:25,270 -Sir, you don't have to drive us. -No, no, it's not a big deal. 1702 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:27,650 I'm going out of town. It's right on my way. 1703 01:29:27,821 --> 01:29:29,732 -He's always going. Have fun. TOOMES: Last time. 1704 01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,271 LIZ: Thank you. TOOMES: Promise. 1705 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:32,859 -He's cute. LIZ: Shh. 1706 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:37,535 -See you in a couple of days. All right. -Bye, baby. 1707 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,287 Come on, Pedro. 1708 01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,368 -Bye, Peter. Have fun. PETER: Yeah, lwill. 1709 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,336 TOOMES: What are you gonna do, Pete? -What? 1710 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,546 When you graduate, what do you think you'll do? 1711 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,307 -Oh, um, I don't know. -Don't grill him, Dad. 1712 01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:02,052 Just saying, you know. 1713 01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,970 All you guys who go to that school... 1714 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,561 ...you pretty much have your life planned out, right? 1715 01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:09,271 Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore. 1716 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:12,859 Peter has an internship with Tony Stark. I think he doesn't have to worry. 1717 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,315 -Real y? Stark? -Mm-hm. 1718 01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:17,199 So cool. 1719 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,406 What do you do? 1720 01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:22,789 Yeah, actually, I don't intern for him anymore. 1721 01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:25,951 -Seriously? -Yeah, it got, um... 1722 01:30:26,129 --> 01:30:27,164 ...boring. 1723 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:30,297 It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man. 1724 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:32,378 Really? Spider-Man? 1725 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:35,423 Wow. What's he like? 1726 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:38,050 Yeah, he's nice. 1727 01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:40,055 Nice man. 1728 01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:42,057 Solid dude. 1729 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:43,893 Hmm. 1730 01:30:44,981 --> 01:30:47,063 Look. So cute. 1731 01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:48,856 Aww.... 1732 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,654 I've seen you around, right? I mean... 1733 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:56,523 ...somewhere. We've, uh-- 1734 01:30:56,701 --> 01:30:58,532 Have we ever--? Because even the voice-- 1735 01:30:58,912 --> 01:31:01,028 Um, he does Academic Decathlon with me. 1736 01:31:01,247 --> 01:31:03,613 -Oh. -And he was at my party. 1737 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:06,158 It was a great party, really great, yeah. 1738 01:31:06,336 --> 01:31:10,545 -Beautifu house, a lot of windows. Heh. -You were there for, like, two seconds. 1739 01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:14,458 PETER: That was-- I was there longer than two seconds. 1740 01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:18,128 LIZ: You disappeared. -No. No, I did not disappear. 1741 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:22,470 Yes, you did. You disappeared like you always do, like you did in DC. too. 1742 01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:24,600 [J‘J'J‘] 1743 01:31:29,025 --> 01:31:33,394 Whew. That's terrible what happened down there in DC, though. 1744 01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:35,186 Were you scared? 1745 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,523 I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man... 1746 01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,784 ...showed up in the elevator, though, huh? 1747 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:45,287 Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. 1748 01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:47,198 I saw it all from the ground. 1749 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,542 LIZ: Yeah. 1750 01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:52,211 Very lucky that he was there that day. 1751 01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:57,922 Good old Spider-Man. 1752 01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:00,258 [CAR HORNS HONKING] 1753 01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:03,427 Dad, the light. 1754 01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:17,692 [J‘J'J‘] 1755 01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:21,032 Here we are. End of the line. 1756 01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:22,612 Thanks, Dad. 1757 01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:24,615 You head in there, gumdrop. 1758 01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:27,531 I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, "dad" talk. 1759 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,375 Don't let him intimidate you. 1760 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:32,752 Love you. 1761 01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:35,379 -Love you, gumdrop. LIZ: Have a safe flight. 1762 01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:40,088 You guys look so pretty. 1763 01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:45,969 Does she know? 1764 01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,305 Know what? 1765 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,220 So She doesn't. Good. 1766 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:52,059 Close to the vest. 1767 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:53,393 I admire that. 1768 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,684 I've got a few secrets of my own. 1769 01:32:56,321 --> 01:33:00,155 Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date.... 1770 01:33:02,327 --> 01:33:03,737 Peter... 1771 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:06,119 ...nothing is more important than family. 1772 01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:08,075 You saved my daughter's life. 1773 01:33:08,249 --> 01:33:10,080 I could never forget something like that. 1774 01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:11,991 So I'm gonna give you one chance. 1775 01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:13,285 Are you ready? 1776 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:16,997 You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened... 1777 01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:20,792 ...and don't you ever, ever... 1778 01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:23,552 ...interfere with my business again. 1779 01:33:23,723 --> 01:33:25,634 Because if you do... 1780 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:28,050 ... ' kill you... 1781 01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:29,809 ...and everybody you love. 1782 01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:32,895 I'll kill you dead. 1783 01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:35,853 That's what I'll do to protect my family. Do you understand? 1784 01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,189 Hey. 1785 01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,945 just saved your life. Now, what do you say? 1786 01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:47,493 Thank you. 1787 01:33:47,664 --> 01:33:49,404 You're welcome. 1788 01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:55,122 Now, you go on in there and you show my daughter a good time, okay? 1789 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,745 Just not too good. 1790 01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:22,737 [J‘J'J‘] 1791 01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:33,163 [J‘J'J‘] 1792 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:35,325 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 1793 01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:40,250 J‘ I saw your eyes J‘ 1794 01:34:40,425 --> 01:34:41,756 J‘ I saw your eyes J‘ 1795 01:34:41,968 --> 01:34:45,176 J‘ I saw your eyes J‘ 1796 01:34:45,388 --> 01:34:47,424 I And it made me cry I 1797 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,800 I And it made me cry I 1798 01:34:48,975 --> 01:34:51,261 I And it made me cry I 1799 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:52,471 Hey. 1800 01:34:52,687 --> 01:34:54,518 J‘ And for a little while J‘ 1801 01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:56,349 What did he say to you? 1802 01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:00,062 J“ l was falling in love J‘J‘ 1803 01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:02,022 Gotta go. 1804 01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:05,563 I'm sorry. 1805 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:07,861 You don't deserve this. 1806 01:35:10,079 --> 01:35:11,364 [J‘J'J‘] 1807 01:35:12,498 --> 01:35:14,489 [PANTING] 1808 01:35:26,346 --> 01:35:28,052 [PETER GRUNTS] 1809 01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:30,638 He gave you a choice. 1810 01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:32,890 -You chose wrong. -What the hell? 1811 01:35:33,061 --> 01:35:34,722 What's with the crappy costume? 1812 01:35:37,148 --> 01:35:38,354 My web-shooters. 1813 01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:51,868 I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but damn. 1814 01:35:52,705 --> 01:35:53,911 [YELLING] 1815 01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:58,412 Ugh. Gross. 1816 01:36:10,348 --> 01:36:12,839 PETER: Why did he send you here? -Guess you'll never know. 1817 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,179 PETER: Nice shot! 1818 01:36:24,529 --> 01:36:25,644 Yes! 1819 01:36:25,822 --> 01:36:27,653 Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad. 1820 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,689 -What? -I gotta tell Mr. Stark. 1821 01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:32,700 Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security. 1822 01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:34,076 Get a computer and track my phone. 1823 01:36:34,497 --> 01:36:36,237 -Will you be okay? -Hurry, we gotta catch him... 1824 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:38,702 ...before he leaves town. 1825 01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:41,083 I'm sorry about dinner... 1826 01:36:41,504 --> 01:36:44,792 ...but I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So-- 1827 01:36:45,008 --> 01:36:46,043 [SCREAMS] 1828 01:36:46,259 --> 01:36:47,840 [IN GRAVELLY VOICE] Flash, I need your car and phone. 1829 01:36:48,011 --> 01:36:50,753 Uh, sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't-- 1830 01:36:52,056 --> 01:36:53,637 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1831 01:36:55,727 --> 01:36:56,762 [WHIMPERS] 1832 01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:01,266 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me? 1833 01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:03,432 -Go for Ned. -Ned, [need you... 1834 01:37:03,651 --> 01:37:05,937 -...to track my phone. -Yeah, but where is it? 1835 01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:13,274 Genius move. Okay, he just passed the GameStop on Jackson Avenue. 1836 01:37:13,453 --> 01:37:16,661 Hey, where are the headlights on this thing? I'm in Flash's car. 1837 01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:19,163 -I'II pull the specs. -Okay, you're on speakerphone. 1838 01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:22,292 -You stole Flash's car. Awesome. -Yeah, it's awesome. It's-- 1839 01:37:23,796 --> 01:37:25,832 Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move! 1840 01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:27,622 -Are you okay? -I've never driven before... 1841 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:31,463 ...only with May in parking lots. This is a huge step up. 1842 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:33,260 [SCREAMS] 1843 01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:34,883 Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet? 1844 01:37:35,058 --> 01:37:38,391 Yeah. I'm working on it. ljust gotta backdoor the phone system. 1845 01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:43,520 Guy in the chair. 1846 01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:45,769 [J‘J'J‘] 1847 01:37:48,613 --> 01:37:50,023 HAPPY [ON SCREEN]: Takeoff in nine minutes. 1848 01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:52,359 -Hel/o? Hello? Who is this? -Uh . . .. 1849 01:37:52,533 --> 01:37:53,568 -Mr. Happy, it's Ned. -Who? 1850 01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:56,029 I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you-- 1851 01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:57,740 You gotta be shitting me. 1852 01:37:58,456 --> 01:37:59,491 Damn. 1853 01:37:59,665 --> 01:38:02,031 Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights? 1854 01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:06,461 Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, turn clockwise. 1855 01:38:06,631 --> 01:38:07,916 Left, okay. 1856 01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:09,877 Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now? 1857 01:38:10,093 --> 01:38:11,253 Um.... 1858 01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:13,050 He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn. 1859 01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:16,008 What? That makes no sense. He said he was going out of town. 1860 01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:19,595 NED: Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. 1861 01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:21,430 It sounded like he was catching a flight. 1862 01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:22,719 He said something about taking off in nine minutes. 1863 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:24,888 -What? -He was surrounded by boxes. 1864 01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:26,602 Boxes? It's moving day. 1865 01:38:26,776 --> 01:38:28,732 It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane. 1866 01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,768 I gotta stop him! 1867 01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:35,736 HAPPY: All right, wheels up in eight minutes. 1868 01:38:35,910 --> 01:38:38,492 We just got to load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor... 1869 01:38:38,663 --> 01:38:42,076 ...prototype for Cap's new shield, and the Meging-- 1870 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,786 The Meg-- The-- 1871 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,120 Thor's magic belt. 1872 01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:49,124 Okay, slow down. You're getting close. It's on your right. 1873 01:38:49,298 --> 01:38:50,538 -What? -Turn right. 1874 01:38:51,342 --> 01:38:53,628 [SCREAMING] 1875 01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,679 -Peter. Are you okay? -Yeah. 1876 01:39:02,854 --> 01:39:05,266 Just keep trying to get through to Happy. 1877 01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:07,892 It's been an honor, Spider-Man. 1878 01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,775 What are you doing here? There's a dance. 1879 01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,568 Uh.... 1880 01:39:14,574 --> 01:39:15,609 I'm... 1881 01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:17,068 ...looking... 1882 01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:19,404 ...at porn. 1883 01:39:44,604 --> 01:39:46,595 [J‘J'J‘] 1884 01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,735 Hey! 1885 01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,651 Surprised? 1886 01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:03,694 Oh, hey, Pete. 1887 01:40:04,415 --> 01:40:05,700 I didn't hear you come in. 1888 01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,957 It's over. I've got you. 1889 01:40:08,127 --> 01:40:10,118 You know, I gotta tell you, Pete... 1890 01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:13,625 ...I really, really admire your grit. 1891 01:40:15,218 --> 01:40:16,378 I see why Liz likes you. 1892 01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:20,507 I do. When you first came to the house... 1893 01:40:20,681 --> 01:40:23,798 ...I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" But I get it now. 1894 01:40:24,644 --> 01:40:26,384 PETER: How could you do this to her? 1895 01:40:26,562 --> 01:40:28,553 To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. 1896 01:40:28,731 --> 01:40:31,063 I'm doing this for her. 1897 01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:32,606 Hm. Yeah. 1898 01:40:34,737 --> 01:40:36,193 [SIGHS] 1899 01:40:36,656 --> 01:40:38,112 Peter... 1900 01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:40,026 ...you're young. 1901 01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:42,442 You don't understand how the world works. 1902 01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:45,362 But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong. 1903 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,282 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? 1904 01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:49,915 Or any of his little toys? 1905 01:40:50,086 --> 01:40:51,826 Those people, Pete, those people up there... 1906 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:54,290 ...the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. 1907 01:40:54,465 --> 01:40:56,205 Guys like us... 1908 01:40:56,384 --> 01:40:58,249 ...like you and me... 1909 01:40:58,427 --> 01:40:59,883 ...they don't care about us. 1910 01:41:00,054 --> 01:41:02,511 We build their roads, and we fight all their wars... 1911 01:41:02,682 --> 01:41:04,968 ...and everything, but they don't care about us. 1912 01:41:05,142 --> 01:41:09,306 We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. 1913 01:41:10,565 --> 01:41:12,556 That's how it is. 1914 01:41:12,942 --> 01:41:15,024 I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter. 1915 01:41:15,194 --> 01:41:16,934 Why are you telling me this? 1916 01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:19,570 Because I want you to understand. 1917 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,150 And... 1918 01:41:21,325 --> 01:41:24,317 ...I needed a little time to get her airborne. 1919 01:41:37,300 --> 01:41:38,335 I'm sorry, Peter. 1920 01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:45,467 What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet. 1921 01:41:45,933 --> 01:41:48,174 True. Then again... 1922 01:41:48,352 --> 01:41:50,058 ...wasn't really trying to. 1923 01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,433 MASON: Chief, they're powering up engines. 1924 01:41:57,612 --> 01:42:00,445 -Okay. Yeah, yeah. -Come on, come on, come on. 1925 01:42:07,622 --> 01:42:09,533 [J‘J'J‘] 1926 01:42:36,942 --> 01:42:38,523 [GASPING] 1927 01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,702 Okay, ready? 1928 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:57,456 [GRUNTING] 1929 01:43:02,635 --> 01:43:04,591 Hello? 1930 01:43:04,804 --> 01:43:06,340 [PANTING] 1931 01:43:06,972 --> 01:43:08,428 Hello! 1932 01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:10,180 Please, hey. 1933 01:43:10,601 --> 01:43:12,887 Hey, please. I'm down here. 1934 01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:15,018 I'm down here. I'm stuck. 1935 01:43:15,189 --> 01:43:17,976 I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't-— 1936 01:43:25,282 --> 01:43:27,273 [J‘J'J‘] 1937 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:38,834 TONY: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1938 01:43:44,593 --> 01:43:46,549 Come on, Peter. 1939 01:43:46,721 --> 01:43:48,257 Come on, Spider-Man. 1940 01:43:48,431 --> 01:43:50,387 Come on, Spider-Man. 1941 01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:52,765 Come on, Spider-Man. 1942 01:43:54,645 --> 01:43:57,011 Come on, Spider-Man! 1943 01:44:00,484 --> 01:44:02,475 [GRUNTING] 1944 01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:22,036 [J‘J'J‘] 1945 01:44:48,199 --> 01:44:49,689 Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light. 1946 01:44:50,075 --> 01:44:51,736 Oh, yeah. 1947 01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:02,834 [GRUNTING] 1948 01:45:06,634 --> 01:45:08,920 Retroreflective panels engaged. 1949 01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:23,852 Got a visual on the plane, but I'm feeling a little resistance. 1950 01:45:24,026 --> 01:45:26,688 MASON: It's probably just drag on the new turbines. 1951 01:45:32,326 --> 01:45:33,862 [PETER YELLING] 1952 01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:42,579 Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots. 1953 01:45:52,096 --> 01:45:53,836 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1954 01:45:54,181 --> 01:45:56,593 Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal. 1955 01:45:56,767 --> 01:45:58,007 This better work, Mason. 1956 01:46:03,858 --> 01:46:06,895 MASON: Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes and we are set for life. 1957 01:46:07,069 --> 01:46:08,354 Yeah. 1958 01:46:17,663 --> 01:46:19,324 [GRUNTING] 1959 01:46:20,791 --> 01:46:22,247 MASON: You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit... 1960 01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,204 ...and override their security. 1961 01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,300 Cloning transponder signal. 1962 01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:39,135 Launching decoy drone. 1963 01:46:40,603 --> 01:46:42,184 Whoa. 1964 01:46:43,272 --> 01:46:45,388 Entering new coordinates. 1965 01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:52,565 HAPPY: Good, so it's on its way. 1966 01:46:52,740 --> 01:46:55,573 MAN: Yes, sir, right on course. -Okay, thank you. 1967 01:46:56,410 --> 01:46:57,820 All right. 1968 01:46:59,163 --> 01:47:00,778 [GRUNTING] 1969 01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:11,956 Hot dog 1970 01:47:40,162 --> 01:47:41,902 [ALARM BLARING] 1971 01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:50,415 [YELLS] 1972 01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:03,431 Just a typical homecoming... 1973 01:48:03,602 --> 01:48:06,309 ...on the outside of an invisible jet... 1974 01:48:07,022 --> 01:48:08,728 ...fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh! 1975 01:48:12,861 --> 01:48:14,476 [BOTH YELLING] 1976 01:48:18,283 --> 01:48:19,363 Oh, God! 1977 01:48:26,959 --> 01:48:29,041 I can't believe that worked. Whoa! 1978 01:48:31,088 --> 01:48:32,919 [GRUNTING] 1979 01:49:05,539 --> 01:49:07,780 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. 1980 01:49:07,958 --> 01:49:09,073 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1981 01:49:19,386 --> 01:49:21,172 Oh, my God. 1982 01:49:22,097 --> 01:49:23,678 [J‘J'J‘] 1983 01:49:35,694 --> 01:49:38,527 MASON: Get out. What are you doing? -Please turn, please turn! 1984 01:50:08,477 --> 01:50:10,843 [SCREAMING] 1985 01:50:42,052 --> 01:50:44,043 [GRUNTING] 1986 01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:15,206 Hey, Pedro. 1987 01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:24,420 [YELLS] 1988 01:51:42,446 --> 01:51:44,437 [PETER GRUNTING] 1989 01:52:02,633 --> 01:52:03,668 Bingo. 1990 01:52:19,858 --> 01:52:21,644 Your wingsuit. 1991 01:52:21,818 --> 01:52:23,900 Your wingsuit's going to explode! 1992 01:52:24,112 --> 01:52:25,147 [GRUNTS] 1993 01:52:31,286 --> 01:52:32,742 Time to go home, Pete. 1994 01:52:32,913 --> 01:52:34,369 I'm trying to save you! 1995 01:52:40,629 --> 01:52:42,290 [CLICKING] 1996 01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:50,961 No. 1997 01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:53,176 No. 1998 01:53:20,794 --> 01:53:22,785 [J‘J'J‘] 1999 01:53:28,969 --> 01:53:31,005 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2000 01:53:32,889 --> 01:53:34,595 [COUGHING] 2001 01:54:14,973 --> 01:54:17,089 [SIRENS WAILING] 2002 01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:34,652 It looked so insane. That whole-— 2003 01:54:34,826 --> 01:54:36,157 Like, it was just crazy. 2004 01:54:36,328 --> 01:54:37,488 He-- He was just, like: 2005 01:54:37,662 --> 01:54:38,697 [IMITATES WEAPON FIRING] 2006 01:54:38,872 --> 01:54:40,863 -And you were like, "Aah!" -Shh. 2007 01:54:41,041 --> 01:54:42,906 And then I just hit him with the: whoosh. 2008 01:54:43,085 --> 01:54:44,950 It was so-- Oh, my God. 2009 01:54:45,128 --> 01:54:47,119 I mean, you saved me. 2010 01:54:47,464 --> 01:54:49,079 It was awesome. 2011 01:54:51,301 --> 01:54:52,666 [J‘J'J‘] 2012 01:54:55,055 --> 01:54:56,795 Hey, Liz. 2013 01:54:58,308 --> 01:54:59,468 I'm gonna miss you. 2014 01:54:59,976 --> 01:55:01,557 Bye. 2015 01:55:02,187 --> 01:55:03,643 PETER: Liz. 2016 01:55:04,815 --> 01:55:05,850 [SIGHS] 2017 01:55:10,487 --> 01:55:11,693 Liz, look, I'm so sorry. 2018 01:55:12,739 --> 01:55:15,731 You say that a lot. What are you sorry for this time? 2019 01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:18,195 The dance? 2020 01:55:19,538 --> 01:55:22,280 That, um, was a pretty crappy thing to do. 2021 01:55:22,707 --> 01:55:23,787 Well, yeah, but I-- 2022 01:55:23,959 --> 01:55:26,792 I mean, your dad-- I can't imagine what you're going through. 2023 01:55:29,297 --> 01:55:31,788 I guess we're moving to Oregon. 2024 01:55:31,967 --> 01:55:35,209 Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. 2025 01:55:36,054 --> 01:55:40,218 Anyways, Dad doesn‘t want us here during the trial. 80.... 2026 01:55:41,643 --> 01:55:44,305 Liz, —- -- 2027 01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:46,140 Bye, Peter. 2028 01:55:47,023 --> 01:55:50,515 Whatever's going on with you, I hope you figure it out. 2029 01:56:03,039 --> 01:56:06,577 Congratulations, decathlon national champions. 2030 01:56:06,751 --> 01:56:08,787 -Yeah! -Ha-ha. 2031 01:56:08,962 --> 01:56:11,374 I'll have to put this back in the trophy case soon... 2032 01:56:11,548 --> 01:56:14,039 ...butjust for motivation right now at this practice. 2033 01:56:14,217 --> 01:56:15,878 I'm ahead of the game, but we will need... 2034 01:56:16,052 --> 01:56:17,588 ...a new team captain next year. 2035 01:56:17,762 --> 01:56:20,424 So I am appointing Michelle. 2036 01:56:21,433 --> 01:56:23,094 Yeah! 2037 01:56:25,312 --> 01:56:26,518 Uh, thank you. 2038 01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:28,144 My-- My friends call me MJ. 2039 01:56:28,773 --> 01:56:30,809 I thought you didn't have any friends. 2040 01:56:30,984 --> 01:56:32,895 I didn't. 2041 01:56:33,570 --> 01:56:35,026 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 2042 01:56:37,782 --> 01:56:39,773 -I, uh, gotta go. -Hey, where you going? 2043 01:56:42,496 --> 01:56:44,612 What are you hiding, Peter? 2044 01:56:46,917 --> 01:56:48,498 I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. 2045 01:56:48,668 --> 01:56:51,330 -All right, so we should run some drills. NED: Yeah. 2046 01:56:59,763 --> 01:57:03,096 Hey, Happy. What, uh--? What are you doing here? 2047 01:57:04,059 --> 01:57:05,299 I really owe you one. 2048 01:57:07,395 --> 01:57:09,681 I don‘t know what I would do without this job. 2049 01:57:09,856 --> 01:57:11,642 I mean, before I met Tony-- 2050 01:57:11,816 --> 01:57:13,556 [TOILET FLUSHES] 2051 01:57:41,471 --> 01:57:43,462 So, uh, how long you been here? 2052 01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:45,801 Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. 2053 01:57:46,768 --> 01:57:49,635 -[WHISPERS] IS he here too? -In the toilet? No, he's upstate. 2054 01:57:50,188 --> 01:57:51,678 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Upstate-- Like, "upstate" upstate? 2055 01:57:51,856 --> 01:57:53,437 Yeah, let's go. 2056 01:57:54,818 --> 01:57:55,933 Take a look. 2057 01:57:56,111 --> 01:57:58,147 It's pretty impressive, huh? 2058 01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:01,981 Theyjust finished remodeling the whole thing. 2059 01:58:04,619 --> 01:58:05,950 [J‘J'J‘] 2060 01:58:28,226 --> 01:58:31,263 -You don't see that every day. -Oh, there they are. 2061 01:58:31,938 --> 01:58:33,553 How was the ride up? 2062 01:58:33,982 --> 01:58:36,598 -Good. -Give me a minute with the kid. 2063 01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,191 -Seriously? -Yeah. 2064 01:58:39,613 --> 01:58:40,978 I gotta talk to the kid. 2065 01:58:41,573 --> 01:58:42,653 I'll be close behind. 2066 01:58:42,824 --> 01:58:46,567 How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good. 2067 01:58:51,583 --> 01:58:52,789 Sorry I took your suit. 2068 01:58:52,959 --> 01:58:55,450 You had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was... 2069 01:58:55,629 --> 01:58:57,620 ...the perfect tough-love moment that you needed. 2070 01:58:57,797 --> 01:59:00,630 To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? 2071 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,586 -I guess. -Let's just say it was. 2072 01:59:03,136 --> 01:59:04,251 [SIGHS] 2073 01:59:04,471 --> 01:59:07,679 -Mr. Stark, I really-- -You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. 2074 01:59:08,308 --> 01:59:09,969 But then you did the right thing. 2075 01:59:10,143 --> 01:59:13,306 Took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... 2076 01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:15,345 All right, not my best analogy. 2077 01:59:16,566 --> 01:59:18,477 I was wrong about you. 2078 01:59:19,027 --> 01:59:21,268 I think, with a little more mentoring... 2079 01:59:21,446 --> 01:59:23,903 ...you could be a real asset to the team. 2080 01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:27,531 -To the--? To the team? -Yeah. Anyway... 2081 01:59:27,702 --> 01:59:30,739 ...there's about 50 reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. 2082 01:59:31,247 --> 01:59:33,078 When you're ready... 2083 01:59:33,458 --> 01:59:35,164 ...why don't you try that on? 2084 01:59:35,335 --> 01:59:39,248 And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: 2085 01:59:39,422 --> 01:59:41,083 Spider-Man. 2086 01:59:44,761 --> 01:59:46,046 [CHUCKLING] 2087 01:59:46,805 --> 01:59:49,046 TONY: Yeah, give that a look. 2088 01:59:54,562 --> 01:59:56,723 After the press conference, Happy will Show you to your room... 2089 01:59:56,898 --> 01:59:57,978 ...your new quarters. 2090 01:59:58,149 --> 02:00:00,390 Where's he between? He's next to Vision? 2091 02:00:00,568 --> 02:00:02,809 -Yeah, Vision's not big on doors. -It's fun. 2092 02:00:02,987 --> 02:00:04,318 Or walls. 2093 02:00:04,489 --> 02:00:06,354 You'll fit right in. 2094 02:00:12,789 --> 02:00:14,780 Thank you, Mr. Stark. 2095 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,490 But I'm good. 2096 02:00:17,544 --> 02:00:20,035 You're good? Good--? How are you good? 2097 02:00:20,213 --> 02:00:24,377 Well, I mean, I'd ratherjust stay on the ground for a little while. 2098 02:00:24,551 --> 02:00:26,712 Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. 2099 02:00:26,886 --> 02:00:28,842 Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right? 2100 02:00:29,305 --> 02:00:30,761 You're turning me down? 2101 02:00:30,932 --> 02:00:33,014 You better think about this. Look at that. 2102 02:00:33,184 --> 02:00:34,424 Look at me. 2103 02:00:35,186 --> 02:00:36,266 Last chance. Yes or no? 2104 02:00:36,438 --> 02:00:37,723 -No. -Okay. 2105 02:00:37,897 --> 02:00:41,389 It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working-class hero vibe that I dig. 2106 02:00:41,568 --> 02:00:43,559 Uh, Happy will take you home. 2107 02:00:43,737 --> 02:00:45,227 -Yeah? -Yeah. 2108 02:00:45,405 --> 02:00:47,566 Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute. 2109 02:00:49,117 --> 02:00:51,779 -Thank you, Mr. Stark. -Yes, Mr. Parker, very well. 2110 02:00:51,953 --> 02:00:53,659 -See you around. -Okay. 2111 02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:03,086 That was a test, right? 2112 02:01:03,882 --> 02:01:06,339 -There's nobody back there? -Yes, you passed. 2113 02:01:07,218 --> 02:01:10,085 -All right, skedaddle there, young buck. -Thank you, Mr. Stark. 2114 02:01:10,263 --> 02:01:11,969 TONY: Yeah, thank you. 2115 02:01:14,058 --> 02:01:15,923 Told you he's a good kid. 2116 02:01:20,190 --> 02:01:21,976 [REPORTERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 2117 02:01:22,192 --> 02:01:23,648 -Where's the kid? -He left. 2118 02:01:23,818 --> 02:01:26,730 -Everybody's waiting. -He actually made a mature choice. 2119 02:01:26,905 --> 02:01:29,897 -ltjust surprised the heck out of us. -Did you screw this up? 2120 02:01:30,074 --> 02:01:32,156 -He told the kid to go wait in the car. -Are you kidding? 2121 02:01:32,327 --> 02:01:34,488 l have a room full of people in there waiting... 2122 02:01:34,662 --> 02:01:36,448 ...for some big announcement. What will I tell them? 2123 02:01:36,623 --> 02:01:39,114 Think of something. How about, um...? 2124 02:01:39,667 --> 02:01:41,828 -Hap, you still got that ring? -Do I--? I--? 2125 02:01:42,003 --> 02:01:43,163 -The engagement ring. -Are you kidding? 2126 02:01:43,338 --> 02:01:46,546 I've been carrying this since 2008. 2127 02:01:49,219 --> 02:01:50,334 Okay. 2128 02:01:50,512 --> 02:01:52,093 I think I can think of something better than that. 2129 02:01:52,263 --> 02:01:54,629 Well, it would buy us a little time. 2130 02:01:55,934 --> 02:01:58,050 Like we need time. 2131 02:01:58,228 --> 02:01:59,889 PEPPER: I can't believe you have that in your pocket. 2132 02:02:00,063 --> 02:02:02,554 -Want me to get the door for you, hon? -I got it. 2133 02:02:14,494 --> 02:02:15,904 [J‘J'J‘] 2134 02:02:18,748 --> 02:02:21,205 PETER: Aunt May, did you do dinner already? 2135 02:02:24,212 --> 02:02:25,702 [J‘J'J‘] 2136 02:02:31,469 --> 02:02:33,130 May? 2137 02:02:54,909 --> 02:02:55,944 What the fu--?! 2138 02:02:56,160 --> 02:02:58,116 J“ They’re forming in a straight line J‘ 2139 02:02:58,288 --> 02:03:00,153 J‘ They're going through a tight wind I 2140 02:03:00,915 --> 02:03:02,780 J‘ The kids are losing their minds J' 2141 02:03:03,001 --> 02:03:04,491 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2142 02:03:06,421 --> 02:03:08,207 J‘ They're piling in the back seat J‘ 2143 02:03:09,090 --> 02:03:10,955 J‘ They're generating steam heat J‘ 2144 02:03:11,801 --> 02:03:13,507 J‘ Pulsating to the back beat J‘ 2145 02:03:13,803 --> 02:03:15,168 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2146 02:03:17,348 --> 02:03:19,930 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2147 02:03:20,143 --> 02:03:21,679 J‘ Shoot 'em in the back now J‘ 2148 02:03:22,729 --> 02:03:25,015 J‘ What they want, I don't know J‘ 2149 02:03:25,231 --> 02:03:27,813 J‘ They're all revved up and ready to go J‘ 2150 02:03:28,026 --> 02:03:29,982 J“ They’re forming in a straight line J‘ 2151 02:03:30,737 --> 02:03:32,568 J‘ They're going through a tight wind I 2152 02:03:33,406 --> 02:03:35,146 J‘ The kids are losing their minds J' 2153 02:03:35,366 --> 02:03:36,947 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2154 02:03:38,786 --> 02:03:40,447 J‘ They're piling in the back seat J‘ 2155 02:03:41,497 --> 02:03:43,158 J‘ They're generating steam heat J‘ 2156 02:03:44,292 --> 02:03:46,032 J‘ Pulsating to the back beat J‘ 2157 02:03:46,294 --> 02:03:47,659 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2158 02:03:49,797 --> 02:03:51,913 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2159 02:03:52,467 --> 02:03:54,958 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2160 02:03:55,261 --> 02:03:57,877 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2161 02:03:58,264 --> 02:04:00,550 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2162 02:04:01,142 --> 02:04:02,757 J“ They’re forming in a straight line J‘ 2163 02:04:03,436 --> 02:04:05,142 J‘ They're going through a tight wind I 2164 02:04:06,105 --> 02:04:07,720 J‘ The kids are losing their minds J' 2165 02:04:07,982 --> 02:04:09,518 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2166 02:04:11,444 --> 02:04:13,025 J‘ They're piling in the back seat J‘ 2167 02:04:14,030 --> 02:04:15,736 J‘ They're generating steam heat J‘ 2168 02:04:16,741 --> 02:04:18,481 J‘ Pulsating to the back beat J‘ 2169 02:04:19,160 --> 02:04:20,491 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2170 02:04:22,330 --> 02:04:24,912 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2171 02:04:25,166 --> 02:04:27,373 J‘ Shoot 'em in the back now J‘ 2172 02:04:27,710 --> 02:04:29,871 J‘ What they want, I don't know J‘ 2173 02:04:30,088 --> 02:04:32,750 J‘ They're all revved up and ready to go J‘ 2174 02:04:32,966 --> 02:04:34,706 J“ They’re forming in a straight line J‘ 2175 02:04:35,635 --> 02:04:37,466 J‘ They're going through a tight wind I 2176 02:04:38,346 --> 02:04:40,211 J‘ The kids are losing their minds J' 2177 02:04:40,431 --> 02:04:41,591 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2178 02:04:43,768 --> 02:04:45,474 J‘ They're piling in the back seat J‘ 2179 02:04:46,479 --> 02:04:48,265 J‘ They're generating steam heat J‘ 2180 02:04:49,232 --> 02:04:50,893 J‘ Pulsating to the back beat J‘ 2181 02:04:51,234 --> 02:04:52,565 J‘ The blitzkrieg bop J‘ 2182 02:04:54,737 --> 02:04:57,319 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2183 02:04:57,532 --> 02:05:00,114 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2184 02:05:00,451 --> 02:05:02,783 J‘ Hey ho, let's go I 2185 02:05:02,996 --> 02:05:05,157 J‘ Hey ho, let's go J‘J‘ 2186 02:05:10,044 --> 02:05:12,000 GARGAN: Look who it is. 2187 02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:17,086 What are the odds you and I'd end up at the same summer camp? 2188 02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:18,545 Relax. 2189 02:05:19,178 --> 02:05:21,169 This? It's not on you. 2190 02:05:21,347 --> 02:05:24,430 It's on our, uh, little spider friend. 2191 02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:28,184 I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. 2192 02:05:28,354 --> 02:05:31,812 You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 2193 02:05:32,358 --> 02:05:34,599 And I heard a rumor. 2194 02:05:35,570 --> 02:05:37,060 [J‘J'J‘] 2195 02:05:37,864 --> 02:05:39,445 You know who he is. 2196 02:05:43,202 --> 02:05:45,534 If I knew who he was... 2197 02:05:45,705 --> 02:05:47,286 ...he'd already be dead. 2198 02:05:51,836 --> 02:05:54,703 Toomes, your family's here! 2199 02:05:59,135 --> 02:06:01,126 [J‘J'J‘] 2200 02:12:33,821 --> 02:12:36,654 Hi, I'm Captain America, here to talk to you... 2201 02:12:36,824 --> 02:12:40,783 ...about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. 2202 02:12:40,953 --> 02:12:42,614 Patience. 2203 02:12:42,788 --> 02:12:44,904 Sometimes patience is the key to victory. 2204 02:12:45,082 --> 02:12:47,118 Sometimes it leads to very little... 2205 02:12:47,293 --> 02:12:49,625 ...and it seems like it's not worth it. 2206 02:12:49,795 --> 02:12:51,285 And you wonder... 2207 02:12:51,464 --> 02:12:55,298 ...why you waited so long for something so disappointing. 2208 02:12:59,013 --> 02:13:01,004 How many more of these?