1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:34,666 -["Love On Top" playing] -[singer vocalizing] 4 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,666 ♪ Honey, honey ♪ 5 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:42,125 ♪ I can see the stars All the way from here ♪ 6 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:46,958 ♪ Can't you see the glow On the windowpane? ♪ 7 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:52,166 ♪ I can feel the sun Whenever you're near ♪ 8 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:55,958 ♪ Every time you touch me I just melt away ♪ 9 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:58,666 ♪ Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it ♪ 10 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:02,250 ♪ After fighting through my tears ♪ 11 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:05,583 ♪ And finally you put me first ♪ 12 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,375 ♪ Baby, it's you ♪ 13 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,875 ♪ You're the one I love ♪ 14 00:01:09,958 --> 00:01:12,083 ♪ You're the one I need ♪ 15 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:14,916 ♪ You're the only one I see ♪ 16 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,250 ♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪ 17 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,708 ♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪ 18 00:01:19,791 --> 00:01:22,416 ♪ You're the one I can always call ♪ 19 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,625 ♪ When I need to make everything stop ♪ 20 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:26,916 ♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪ 21 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,958 -[vocalizing] -♪ Ooh ♪ 22 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:35,625 ♪ Baby, you put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪ 23 00:01:35,708 --> 00:01:37,291 ♪ You put my love on top ♪ 24 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,750 ♪ Ooh, come on baby ♪ 25 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:44,958 ♪ You put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪ 26 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,208 ♪ My love on top ♪ 27 00:01:46,291 --> 00:01:48,125 -♪ My love on top ♪ -♪ Baby, it's you ♪ 28 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,791 ♪ You're the one I love ♪ 29 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:52,958 ♪ You're the one I need ♪ 30 00:01:53,041 --> 00:01:55,958 ♪ You're the only thing I see ♪ 31 00:01:56,041 --> 00:01:58,041 ♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪ 32 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:00,708 ♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪ 33 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:03,458 ♪ You're the one that always calls ♪ 34 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,750 ♪ When I need you, baby Everything stops ♪ 35 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,083 ♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪ 36 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:11,166 [parent] Welcome to our family. We're the Bakers. 37 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:14,500 We're a big family full of big dreamers. 38 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,541 [Zoey] I'm Zoey, and this is Paul. 39 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:17,625 ♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪ 40 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,416 -[alarms ringing] -[song ends] 41 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,000 Right now, our dream is getting everyone out of the house on time. 42 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,083 [both] We got this. 43 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,875 All right, I got the boys and the littles. 44 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,500 -Yeah, I'll get Dej. -Okay. 45 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,750 [Paul] This is DJ. 46 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:33,958 He dreams of being the world's greatest Lego designer and comic book artist. 47 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,041 It could happen. 48 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,500 Deej. Rise and shine. 49 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,625 -Haresh! -[children groan] 50 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:40,708 Up and at 'em. We got a restaurant to run. Let's go! 51 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:44,458 [Paul] This is Haresh. He dreams of being a player. It's not happening. 52 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:47,291 Last I checked, players don't sleep with their teddy bears. 53 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,375 All right. 54 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:49,875 [Zoey] This is Deja. 55 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:52,875 She dreams of being a starting point guard for USC. 56 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:54,708 -Morning, Dej. -Morning, Paul. 57 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,541 [Paul] She shoots. 58 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:58,666 -She scores! -Yes! Whoo! 59 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,166 -[Zoey] Pretty sure that's happening. -The crowd goes wild! 60 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,583 [both] Whoo! 61 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,041 [chuckles] 62 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:07,166 -All right, rise and shine! -[Paul] And these are the littles. 63 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:10,041 -They dream of getting bigger. -[littles] Morning, Mommy! 64 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,625 [Paul] We also have two fur babies. 65 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:14,250 Bark Obama and Joe Bitin'. 66 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:16,541 [child] There's no more hot water! 67 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,000 [teen] Wait. We have hot water? 68 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:20,916 [Zoey] This is Ella. 69 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,958 She dreams of being an influencer. 70 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:26,791 Wake up, Ella, or this picture goes on your Instagram in three, two-- 71 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,125 -Dad, no! -[snickers] 72 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,916 [Zoey] This is Harley. 73 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,208 Touch me, lose a finger. 74 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,833 Good morning to you too, my sweet angel. 75 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,958 [Zoey] She dreams about her punk band going viral. 76 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,125 [water sloshing] 77 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,500 Dryer's broke again. 78 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:44,166 How did you get down here so fast? 79 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,208 -Laundry chute. -We have a laundry chute? 80 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,541 Yeah. Keep up, Dad. 81 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,125 Dude, I got a new follower. 82 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,625 It's probably Mom. 83 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:51,791 It is Mom. 84 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,875 -Let's shake a leg, guys! -[DJ] Has anyone seen my Converse? 85 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,583 [laughing] That is not yours. 86 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:59,041 -[Paul] And this is my ex-wife… -Kate! 87 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,166 Morning! 88 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,333 What are you doin' here? 89 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:03,458 And more importantly, why did we give you a key? 90 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,708 Is that any way to greet the pinch hitter babysitter who's here to save the day? 91 00:04:06,791 --> 00:04:08,458 And that's why we gave her a key. 92 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,125 Namaste. 93 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,166 [Paul] She dreams about expanding her yoga studio. 94 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,041 -[Haresh] Hey, Mom. -[Kate] Hi, honey bunnies! 95 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:16,541 [Paul] Morning, guys. Flying in. 96 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:17,916 -Bagel. -[Zoey] You ready? Cutie. 97 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,333 -Bagel. -Cutie. 98 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:20,875 -Bagel. -Cutie. 99 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:23,000 -[both] Bagel me. -Bagel. Bagel. 100 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,458 -[both laughing] Morning. -Bagel, bagel. 101 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:25,791 -Double Cuties. -[Ella] Whoo! 102 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:27,875 -[Kate] Chuckin' a Chuck. -[DJ] Thank you. 103 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:31,291 Excuse me, missy. No. We are not feeding the Chihuahua bagels. 104 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,208 -His rules, not mine, baby. -[alarm chimes] 105 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,916 There's the alarm. Watch out, world. Here we come. 106 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,375 Let's roll. Let's go. Let's go. 107 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:38,458 Come on. Let's go! 108 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:42,458 [Paul] Okay. Two moms, one dad, and a ragtag group of nine kids. 109 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:45,583 I know what you're thinking, and no, we're not a cult. 110 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:46,916 But we're definitely different. 111 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,875 -No man left behind! -Woo-hoo! 112 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:51,625 -Um, what about us? -Yeah! 113 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,291 I'm sorry, all twins left behind. 114 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:55,958 -What? -Aw! 115 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:57,166 -Hey! -[Zoey] When we go to work, 116 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:01,083 the littles stay home with Kate, because there are limits to child labor laws. 117 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:03,416 [Paul] Kate may not be the most together babysitter, 118 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,833 but the kids love her. 119 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:06,208 And she's free. 120 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:10,125 You see, we run our own family restaurant, Baker's Breakfast. 121 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,541 A mom and pop, 122 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:14,083 and daughter, and daughter, 123 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:16,125 and son, and son, 124 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:18,625 and daughter breakfast spot. 125 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,083 -Hey, Paul. -Hey. That can go out. 126 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:21,375 -Ah, cool, thanks. -Thank you. 127 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,291 [Paul] Okay. First, I should explain how we got here. 128 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:29,000 Kate and I met in college when we were cast as Sandy and Danny in Grease. 129 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:32,291 -[Kate shouts, laughs] -We stayed in character onstage and off, 130 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,750 falling in love and having a surprise ending… 131 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,083 -Whoa! -[Kate screams] 132 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,041 [Paul] …which was getting pregnant with Ella. 133 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,666 -[Paul groans] -[Kate laughs] 134 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:43,958 Which is why I dropped outta college and got a job in a crummy diner. 135 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,750 We were just getting by when we got pregnant again… 136 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:50,125 -Maybe it's supposed to be the… -[Paul] …with Harley. 137 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:54,666 And then, when our best friends were killed by a drunk driver, 138 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,166 we adopted our godson, Haresh. 139 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:00,375 While there was nothing more exciting than being parents, 140 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:03,875 Kate got a lot less excited about being married to me. 141 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,833 We agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones. 142 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:12,791 I dreamed big and bought that crummy diner, which is where I met… 143 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:14,750 Two short stacks and a Denver omelet, please. 144 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,875 Oh, and I have breakfast coupons. 145 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:22,291 -Um, I'm so sorry, but it's 11:16… -[Zoey] Wow. 146 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:26,000 …which means you're gonna have to order off this glorious lunch menu. 147 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,250 Hi, Mommy. 148 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,458 [Zoey] Well, kids, let's go. 149 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:31,250 This unkind gentleman is trying to force us 150 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:34,541 to have hot soup and shepherd's pie for breakfast. 151 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,250 Why? Were we bad? 152 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:38,583 Sir, please tell my adorable children 153 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:42,625 why they can't have delicious eggs and fluffy flapjacks. 154 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,916 -Whoa. -This is incredible. 155 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,166 Oh, thank you so much. It's an apple-bacon crepe. 156 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,375 And it's amazing. 157 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,291 -I mean, but this sauce is fantastic. -Really? 158 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:04,166 It's like, um, hot, uh, sweet, savory, depending on what I put it on. 159 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,916 That's exactly what I was going for. 160 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,041 It's amazing. I mean, you're, like, the Willy Wonka of sauces. 161 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:12,000 You know, minus the unpaid, exploited Oompa-Loompa workforce, of course. 162 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:15,666 Clearly, you haven't looked in the kitchen yet. This place runs on Loompa. 163 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:16,791 [chuckles] 164 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,291 By the way, I'm sorry about earlier. 165 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:20,666 I know what it's like when kids get their hearts set on breakfast. 166 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:23,500 I got three of my own. And breakfast is their favorite meal. 167 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:28,000 By the way, that whole "we stop serving breakfast at 11:00" thing, 168 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,083 that has to stop. 169 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:32,875 I need to be able to eat this breakfast with that sauce 24-7. 170 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:34,833 It's an interesting idea. I'll run it by the owner. 171 00:07:34,916 --> 00:07:37,166 -Yeah. -Oh, wait! That's me. I love it. 172 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,208 [kids laugh] 173 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,541 So good. 174 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,958 You want some dessert, buddy? 175 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:42,541 A giant cupcake. 176 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:45,083 Giant cupcake it is. Be right back, Mom. 177 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,333 [Zoey laughs] 178 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:47,416 He's nice. 179 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,666 Uh, he all right. 180 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,125 I was newly divorced too. 181 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,166 My ex, Dom, and I met at USC. 182 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,250 Hello, hello. 183 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,333 We were the perfect couple. He was a football star, 184 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,291 and I was a cheerleader and valedictorian. 185 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,875 -Who you talking to? -We got married right out of school, 186 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,750 and Deja and DJ followed soon after. 187 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,833 "…roller coaster." 188 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:07,291 Our family grew as fast as Dom's football career. 189 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,833 At first, we did talk shows and photoshoots together, 190 00:08:09,916 --> 00:08:14,291 but then he was always gone doing endorsements and business ventures. 191 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:16,916 And our ideas of partnership changed. 192 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,458 So we agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones. 193 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:23,041 I traded four-star restaurants for 24-hour diners. 194 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:27,375 I dusted off my marketing degree, and we became business partners. 195 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:37,041 [Paul] Six months after that, we turned our two families into one. 196 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,125 [applause, cheering] 197 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,416 And we made all our dreams come true. 198 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:44,500 A big, beautiful family, 199 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,208 a booming business, 200 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:48,458 -and around-the-clock breakfast. -Can I tickle you? 201 00:08:48,541 --> 00:08:51,000 Even our wedding cake was made of waffles. 202 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:55,625 There you go. 203 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:58,041 [Paul] We turned the diner into an all-day breakfast spot. 204 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:59,958 We serve breakfast-breakfast… 205 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,125 [Zoey] Lunch-breakfast… 206 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,708 [Paul] And dinner-breakfast. 207 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:05,750 [Zoey] My pregnancy was planned. 208 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:08,833 -The outcome, however, was not. -[groans] 209 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:12,083 Twins! Luna and Luca. 210 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:14,375 [Paul] Our life got a little chaotic. 211 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:16,625 And just when things were settling down, 212 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:20,041 it happened again with Bronx and Bailey, 213 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:23,250 bringing our one big, happy family to 11. 214 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:28,500 And as hectic as our life can get, it always somehow feels just right. 215 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:34,416 Babe, this is wrong. We're not a month behind on rent, right? 216 00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:38,916 -Right? -What? Us behind? That's crazy. 217 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,541 Okay, babe, babe, babe. You're anxiety-chopping again. 218 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,625 Sorry. 219 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:51,541 Were you intentionally hiding this from me? 220 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,541 It's just a month, Zoey. I promise you it's not that big a deal. 221 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:57,833 I love this place as much as you do, but it is draining us. 222 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:01,000 We can't make any moves because we pour everything back into it. 223 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,916 What about our dream of buying a bigger house? 224 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,666 It's gonna happen, baby. I promise. 225 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,958 Even Chef Boyardee started out as a fry cook. 226 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,500 I just need a little more time to figure everything out. 227 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,833 Are you trying to tell me Chef Boyardee is a real person? 228 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,000 Oh, yeah. 229 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,708 You don't know about the Boyardee? He was a legend. 230 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:21,000 He actually catered Woodrow Wilson's wedding in 1915. 231 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,166 He lived to 87. 232 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,708 He died rich and happy in Ohio. 233 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,958 It is so weird that you know this. 234 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:29,666 Keep dreaming. 235 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,083 -Can I help you find something? -Oh, hi. Yeah. 236 00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:47,833 I'm looking for a sauce that could be hot, sweet or savory 237 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:50,125 depending on what you eat it with. 238 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,750 Wow, that sounds amazing. 239 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,291 -Right? -Uh, what's it called? 240 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:55,750 I'm not sure yet. 241 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:59,375 Okay. When you figure it out, let me know. 242 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,791 [dog barking] 243 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,583 -Here you go. -[hip-hop playing on headphones] 244 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,375 -Nice and cold… -Oh! 245 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:10,916 …so you don't have to get up and go to the kitchen, 246 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,500 -or the hallway… -[chuckles] 247 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:15,625 …or really any other room for that matter. 248 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,791 You are so thoughtful. Thank you, baby. 249 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,916 [music playing over headphones] 250 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 You ever heard of TikTok? It's hilarious. 251 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,833 -Hi, Danny. -Hi, Luna. 252 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,083 -Hey, Danny. -Hi, Kate. 253 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,416 What are you guys playing? 254 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,000 Drag race. 255 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,125 Oh, fun! I love RuPaul. 256 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:37,958 [Luna] Who's betting? 257 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:40,916 -[child] I've got money. I got Bailey. -[child 2] My money's on Bronx. 258 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,791 [children cheering] 259 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,041 Let's get this going. 260 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,458 This babysitter's not gonna be checked out forever. 261 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,833 Coast is clear! Go time. 262 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:51,875 Ready? Go! 263 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,000 -Yeah! -Yes! 264 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:55,791 [child] Go! Go! Go! 265 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,333 Go, Bronx! Go, Bailey! 266 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,125 Go, Danny! 267 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,458 [Bailey] He's gaining on us! 268 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:02,875 [Luca] Oh, no! Bottle! 269 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,958 [cheering continues] 270 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,375 [child] Go! Go! 271 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:09,250 -[shushes] -[cheering continues] 272 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,333 Whoa. 273 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,916 -[Danny] Shortcut! -[Bronx] No fair! 274 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,208 Whoa! 275 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,958 -Come on, Bailey! -Go get 'em! 276 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,250 [all] Whoa. 277 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,166 [Luca] Uh-oh. 278 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,458 -What's wrong? -Parents! 279 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,083 -Everybody out! -I'll get the door. 280 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,625 [children scream] 281 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,208 -What is happening? Danny? -[DJ] Whoa. 282 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 -[Danny] Go! -Get lost! 283 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,333 [children scream] 284 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,708 -[Bailey] Yeah. -[child laughs] 285 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,625 [imitates bike noise] 286 00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:44,208 -[child] Retreat. -[children clamoring] 287 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:45,875 -[Paul] Hey! Hey! -[Bronx] Oh! 288 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,375 -[Zoey] Oh! -[children] Ooh! 289 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,625 -[Paul] Ow! -Ooh! That's gotta hurt. 290 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,833 I'm fine. 291 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,500 -Did you want some ice? -Oh, no, no, no. We're okay. 292 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,083 Buddy, how many fingers am I holding up? 293 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,833 -Four. -So he's back to normal. 294 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:04,416 Before you say anything, it's not what it seems. 295 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,500 You weren't having a Fast and Furious style race against Danny Chen for money? 296 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,750 Whoa. I just realized we're not smarter than you. 297 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,083 You guys are so irresponsible. 298 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,916 I've been in bed the whole time. 299 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,666 Honey, you still have your helmet on. 300 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,416 This is my sleeping helmet. 301 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,500 [littles giggle] 302 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:24,208 Okay. All right. You two, out of here. What am I gonna do with you two? 303 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:26,083 [laughs] 304 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,166 Go to your room. 305 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,750 But don't you wanna do our TikTok dance with us, Daddy? 306 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:33,458 Yeah, because we're so irresistibly adorable. 307 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:37,041 Don't try and charm me with our TikTok dance. And you're not even doing it right. 308 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,541 You have to clap the back of the hands and then throw. 309 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,833 You're an embarrassment to the family. Go to your room. 310 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,708 We tried. 311 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:44,791 We always do. 312 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,250 So, uh, you think Bronx is okay? 313 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:54,375 Yeah. He hits his head on the hour. 314 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,208 Oh, good. Although, I feel like this one is my fault. 315 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,458 -You think? -Well, my new therapist says 316 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,583 I have issues with being a disciplinarian. 317 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,375 You have another new therapist? 318 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,250 But my new new therapist made me realize I missed my old new therapist, 319 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,458 so it's out with the new, in with the old. 320 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,958 -That makes total sense. -Yeah, I know, right? 321 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,416 Who's that? 322 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,666 Probably no one, but if it's Danny Chen's parents, 323 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,500 we don't know him, and he wasn't here. 324 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,541 -Dom, hey. -Hey. 325 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,791 How are you? What are you doing in town? 326 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,500 You know, just got back. Thought I'd come by and see the kids. 327 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,666 I hope that's not a problem. 328 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,208 -Well-- -[Kate] No. 329 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,541 You're handsome and famous? Come over anytime. 330 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,916 -Dad? -Hey. 331 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,500 [Dom chuckles] 332 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,625 -[DJ] Oh. Hey, Dad. -Hey, what's up, DJ? 333 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,541 -Hey, man. -Hey, look. These are for you. 334 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,833 [chuckling] Oh, well, thanks. 335 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:43,625 -Dom! -Hey, little man, what's happening? 336 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,541 -Yeah, well-- -How you doing, man? Look at you. 337 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,583 -Looking just as stylish as ever. -You too. 338 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:48,916 Thank you, man. 339 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,916 -So, who wants headphones? -[Luca] Me. 340 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,250 Beats headphones? 341 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,583 -Personalized Beats headphones. -Wow. 342 00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,250 You wanna help pass them out for me? 343 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,541 -Yeah! -[chuckles] Thanks, buddy. 344 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,125 Thanks, Dad. 345 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,458 -You're welcome, baby. -Wow. 346 00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:03,791 Here, Daddy. Dom got you a pair too. 347 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,666 Oh, wow. Thank you. 348 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,250 -What is this? -Look what Dom brought everybody. 349 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,500 -[Zoey] Ooh. [chuckles] -They're personalized. 350 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:11,583 Whoa. 351 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,166 -Way to stunt. Thanks, D. -It's very nice of you, Dom. Thank you. 352 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,500 I'm guessing I didn't-- I didn't get one? 353 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,875 -Kate. -Okay. Cool. Yeah. Cool. 354 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,416 I'm gonna go check on Bronx. 355 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,083 So, what do you think? 356 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,958 I mean, they're Michael Jordan tennies, and-- 357 00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,458 Yeah, I guess these'll be fun. 358 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,375 -Yeah, they're pretty dope, right? -[DJ] Yeah. 359 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,041 So dope. They're very dope. 360 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,375 They look so expensive. They probably cost more than-- 361 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,708 This house? 362 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:42,041 [Dom chuckles] 363 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,666 [chuckles] No, that's-- That-- Ow! 364 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:48,041 I was-- I was actually gonna say five pairs of my sneakers, 365 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,875 but no, the home that I live in is definitely funnier. 366 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,125 They're so big. 367 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,000 Look at these things, babe, huh? 368 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,583 Beep. Beep. Beep. 369 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,708 Yeah, well, actually, Paul, he's a 12 now. 370 00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:03,125 I don't know if you knew or not, but, you know, big feet run in our family. 371 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,208 And what are you? About, what, I'd say a 10? 372 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,500 -Dad. -I was born with tiny toes, Dom. 373 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:14,375 It's not something I like to joke about, but since you asked, 9 and 3/4. 374 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,083 Oh, Paul. 375 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,125 Baby, I love your little feet, and I love that we can share the same shoes. 376 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:26,041 We don't share the same shoes. I wore your UGGs once. 377 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,875 Hey, Paul, you mind tossing me a beer? 378 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,041 I'm sorry. We don't have any beer. 379 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,625 I can clearly see that you guys have beer. 380 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,750 -It's on-- It's on the door. -You didn't. No. 381 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,458 -Paul, don't be like that. -I'll tell you what I can get for you. 382 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,291 The one thing we have for you, 383 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,416 a tasty juice box. 384 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,000 Oh. Well, this is my favorite. This is better. 385 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,083 And, uh… 386 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,416 interesting place to keep your oranges. 387 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:55,375 Yeah, it's for convenience. They're everywhere. 388 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,208 You want an orange, you reach down. 389 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,000 So, Dom, great to see you. 390 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,208 What-- What brings you to town? Don't you have work? 391 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,291 Mmm. Mm-mmm. 392 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,750 No, I decided to retire. 393 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:11,166 I'm considering a year-long deal with ESPN. 394 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,875 Yeah, which means more money, less tackling. 395 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,500 So I'm just checking out places to buy. 396 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,291 -So you're moving back to LA? -[Dom] Mm-hmm. 397 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,125 -That'll be great for the kids. -LA, LA? Like, here LA? 398 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,375 Like, where I live? With-- With my family? 399 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,958 Yeah. To be with my family. 400 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,416 I thought we were all family. 401 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,500 -We are. -We are. 402 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,750 But that means I can be around more, 403 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,458 be part of the day-to-day and help out with these guys. 404 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,083 -Cool. -No, no. I think we're good. 405 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,416 We don't need help. Do we, babe? No. We're-- No. 406 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,166 We-- We're fine. This place runs like a well-oiled machine. 407 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,000 Um, so he sneezed and started bleeding again. 408 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,791 It tastes like metal. 409 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,708 -[Zoey] Okay, I'm coming. -He's fine. 410 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,166 That one's not even yours, so don't worry. 411 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,666 Yay, Dom's moving back. More Dom. 412 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,791 -Paul. -I know. It'll be great with the kids. 413 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,875 It's just-- It's definitely gonna be weird having him around. 414 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:04,000 Unlike the totally normal way that Kate's around all the time? 415 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:07,708 Babe, last week I caught her trying on my bathing suits. Ew. 416 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,833 -Well, at least she helps with the kids. -And Dom will too. 417 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,291 Now. 418 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,958 Come on, Zoey. You know it's not the same thing. 419 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:20,291 Kate isn't richer and, like, 10 feet taller than you. 420 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,875 Are you ever gonna stop being threatened by all that stuff? 421 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,208 I am not threatened. I just-- Honestly? 422 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:29,916 I think it's sad that he feels the need to make himself feel bigger by coming in here 423 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,958 and, like, showering us all with these expensive headphones. 424 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,166 Like, "We get it. You're an ex-football player with giant feet 425 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,000 and a Japanese toilet that washes your butt." 426 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,541 Not sure how you know about that. 427 00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:44,708 And for the record, I am very secure in my size 9-and-1/2 Converse. 428 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,625 Mmm. I love it when you talk sensible sneaker to me. 429 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:51,666 Well, what happens when I say Asics? 430 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,875 [pants] 431 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,083 Rockports. 432 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,250 [moans] 433 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,333 Skechers. 434 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,666 [gasps] 435 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,791 All right. Now say New Balance to me real slow. 436 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,250 New Balance. 437 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,041 Oh, yes. [gasps] 438 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,791 [basketball bouncing] 439 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,125 [basketball drops through hoop] 440 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,375 It's a little late, Dej. 441 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,416 [sighs] I know. I know I'm supposed to be asleep, 442 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,166 but I heard there's gonna be a scout from SC at my game. 443 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,041 How bomb would it be if I went to my dad's alma mater? 444 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,125 Would be bombish. Bomb-- 445 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,875 Bomb-adjacent. But you know what would be bombier? 446 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,166 If you went to my alma mater. 447 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,000 Chino Hills Culinary Arts? 448 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,750 Big CHCA. Number One in whisking. 449 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,958 Let me show you a little something, okay? 450 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:53,875 You're getting them in but not as gloriously as I'd like you to. 451 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:56,541 All right, watch this. Ready? 452 00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:02,541 Okay, so the goal was to not get it in, right? 453 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,250 -Yeah, I had to warm up. -Yep. 454 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,375 -Okay. -I'm warm. 455 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,291 Nothing but rim. 456 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,708 [laughs] 457 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:16,000 Oh, let me show you a little something Magic used to do. Hook it up! 458 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,500 -Oh. -Oh, you know what? It's late. 459 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:20,583 -Let's go in. -Okay. 460 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,708 ♪ I feel good ♪ 461 00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:25,416 ♪ I feel good ♪ 462 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,916 -♪ I am feeling myself tonight ♪ -[people cheering, chattering] 463 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Deja! 464 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,416 -Come on, Deja! -Let's go, Dej! 465 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,208 -Double! Double! -[Luna] Whoo! Deja! 466 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:33,375 ♪ I feel good ♪ 467 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:36,875 ♪ I'm feeling myself tonight ♪ 468 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,416 ♪ I'm good, good, good, good ♪ 469 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,708 [crowd cheers] 470 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,125 [laughs] 471 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,416 That's my baby! 472 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:48,500 -You didn't tell me Dom was coming. -I didn't know. 473 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,125 -Hey, Son. -[song ends] 474 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,250 -[DJ] Oh, hey, Dad. -Hey. 475 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,041 -Your dad is Dominic Clayton? -Yeah. 476 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:57,000 How is it genetically possible that Dominic Clayton is your pops? 477 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,375 I mean, no offense, dude. 478 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,875 Oh, no, no, no, no. 479 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,041 Why would I be offended to you totally offending me down to the genetic level? 480 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,166 -[Paul] Come on, Dej! Come on, Dej! -[both grunt] 481 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,875 -[Paul] Foul! Foul! -[Dom] That's okay. 482 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,333 [Hornets fan] That's not a foul! 483 00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:11,000 -That's a foul, right? -That is a foul. 484 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,083 Good one, ref! 485 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,791 -Come on. You've got this, baby. -[Paul] Come on, Dej! 486 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,041 -Come on, baby. You got this. -Come on, Dej. 487 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,500 Boom! [laughs] 488 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,250 -That's my daughter! -Yes. That's also my daughter! 489 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,208 But biologically, she's mine! 490 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,333 Yeah, I claim her on my taxes, so… 491 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,750 -Okay. You're both being super ridiculous. -Okay. 492 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,000 [crowd cheers] 493 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,333 You know what? Let's get a wave going. A wave for Dej. 494 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:37,541 -Whoo! -[Dom] Yo! 495 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:40,041 Let's get that wave going, everybody. Whoo! 496 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,916 -What are you doing? -Someone's not doing the wave. 497 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,291 That's halftime, ladies and gentlemen. 498 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,083 ["Function" playing on speakers] 499 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,375 ♪ League of Starz ♪ 500 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,666 ♪ Trend on the beat ♪ 501 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,041 ♪ Hey, hey, ****, try this ♪ 502 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,416 -Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. -You know this one? 503 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,125 I'm not even telling my shoulders to do this. It's just doing it. 504 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:03,000 -[Zoey] Whoo! -[Paul] Yeah. Feel it. 505 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,791 ♪ We out here tryna function ♪ 506 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,041 Look at this guy. 507 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,708 ♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪ 508 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:10,791 Okay. 509 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,250 ♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪ 510 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,750 ♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪ 511 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,625 ♪ We out here tryna function We out here tryna function ♪ 512 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:24,500 Uh-oh. Looks like we've got a halftime dance battle cracking off. 513 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,875 Wildcat, let's get this battle cracking. 514 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,541 I'll give you a high five, Wildcat-- 515 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,041 No, no, no, no. 516 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,500 -Go, Daddy! Go! -Oh, no! 517 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,208 [commentator] Do we have a challenger? 518 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,000 Ladies and gentlemen, what a treat. 519 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:39,291 One of the challengers is Pro Bowl superstar Dominic Clayton. 520 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:40,375 [crowd cheers] 521 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:41,541 Mom, make them stop. 522 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,791 What am I gonna do? I'm the idiot that married both of them. 523 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:45,000 Well, thank God for that. 524 00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,125 ♪ I stay laced and groomed I spray myself with sucker repellent ♪ 525 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,375 [Paul murmuring] 526 00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:53,041 -Wait. Do you want me to really say that? -Yes. Say it into the microphone. 527 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,375 ♪ Sell the White House black paint ♪ 528 00:22:54,458 --> 00:23:01,125 And the other challenger is the, uh, Breakfast Sauce King of Echo Park. 529 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:03,583 [cheerleader] What's up, King? 530 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:04,666 [whooping] 531 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,500 ♪ You ain't down, b-b-bye **** ♪ 532 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,416 ♪ I ain't got time for playing I'm just saying ♪ 533 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,875 And they're off. Dominic dominating plainly immediately. 534 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:16,541 -Making a strong, bold statement. -Let's go! 535 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:18,958 -Go, Dom! Go, Dom! Okay. -Go, Dom! Hey. 536 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,416 No, no. Not really. 537 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,541 -I can't dance like that. He's got moves. -You can. 538 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:26,291 The Sauce King does not know what to do. I see it in his eyes. 539 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:27,958 [crowd roaring] 540 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,875 And Dominic takes it. 541 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:33,125 Keeps going with the force of a professional! 542 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:37,041 Making me feel things I was not ready to feel. 543 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,125 Go, Paul! 544 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,750 -Our dance. Come on! -Oh, yeah! 545 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:44,791 All right, the Sauce King is struggling a little bit. 546 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:47,916 Oh, looks like he's getting some help from the stands. 547 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,333 -[Luna] Let's go, Dad. -[Zoey] That's it! 548 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:51,541 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 549 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,916 [commentator] But it looks like he's got a lot of heart. 550 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,666 Let's see if the audience buys it. 551 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:59,833 That was shockingly good. Guys, what do we think? 552 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:02,666 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 553 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,958 Dominic. Just look at him glide. 554 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:11,750 ♪ Guarantee turn a square to a bi **** ♪ 555 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:17,916 He is moonwalking! I haven't seen that since 1984. 556 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,166 -Oh, my God! -That was smooth. 557 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,250 That was great. 558 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,208 [commentator] Look at those rubber legs. 559 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:23,958 He is like, "Ah." Yeah, it's like… 560 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,875 He's turning the crowd around. 561 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,666 Oh, wait a minute! He's popping. He's locking. 562 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:32,916 -He's popping and locking! Oh, my Lord! -[Harley laughs] 563 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,750 He's making moves, and the audience is responding. 564 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:41,083 Good. The Sauce King. Bring out the special sauce! 565 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:44,375 [crowd cheering] 566 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:46,750 [commentator] The crowd is going wild! 567 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,083 [song ends] 568 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,708 [commentator] Ooh! Over my head! 569 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:52,041 -He turned it around! -[Paul whimpering] 570 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:55,208 And he's very injured. Please, somebody help. 571 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:57,125 I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, okay. 572 00:24:57,208 --> 00:24:58,708 [commentator] Somebody come get their man. 573 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,958 -Okay. Okay. I know. -Baby, I can't move. 574 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,000 -How did I do? -[Zoey] Oh, my gosh. 575 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,083 Daddy, you were incredible! 576 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,666 -Was I good? -You were great! 577 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,083 -[Bronx] You were so funny. -That was amazing! 578 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,291 -Thank you, sweetheart. -[Bailey] Yeah! 579 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,708 -[Deja] Hey, everybody. -[Paul] There she is! 580 00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,750 -Hey! -Hey! 581 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:17,208 [family cheers] 582 00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:18,416 Deja! 583 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,875 Honey, that scout couldn't take her eyes off of you. You were incredible. 584 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:23,750 -Okay, we need to celebrate. -Yes. 585 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,958 [Zoey] I'm sure everyone's starving, right? 586 00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,250 Yes. Yes. 587 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,791 And I got us our table at our favorite restaurant. 588 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:30,875 [family cheers] 589 00:25:30,958 --> 00:25:32,083 Dom, you're invited too. 590 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:33,583 [cheering fades] 591 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,416 What? What's that face? 592 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,708 I was actually thinking about going with my dad. 593 00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,041 Oh. Sure. Of course. Yeah. Awesome. 594 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,333 -Yeah. -Yeah, that's fine. 595 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:46,125 I promised Deja I'd take her and a few of her friends out to dinner at Soho House. 596 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,458 -Fancy. Wow. -Oh, that sounds nice. 597 00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:49,833 -Babe, you deserve it. -Yeah. 598 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,708 They might not have a quiche with your name on it, 599 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:52,916 but I'm sure it'll be great. 600 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:54,416 Bye, baby. 601 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:57,166 Sorry, Sauce King. 602 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:02,833 -I'm sorry. -No. I don't even take that as an insult, 603 00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:05,500 because I am on the verge of becoming sauce royalty. 604 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:07,416 What do you mean? 605 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,250 -I got an investor meeting for my sauce. -What? 606 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,458 We've always daydreamed about selling it retail, right? 607 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:15,166 Steve came in the other day. He's always trying to buy a bottle. 608 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:18,583 He hooked me up with two investors, and I've got a meeting tomorrow. 609 00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:20,500 Oh, my God, Paul, that's amazing! 610 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:21,958 I'm so excited! 611 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,458 Babe, Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory 612 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,583 could be on supermarket shelves all across the country. 613 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:31,708 I could be bigger than Chef Boyardee. And I will literally be the Sauce King. 614 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,416 So, what you're saying is I will be the Sauce Queen? 615 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,958 -Yes, my queen! -The Sauce Queen! 616 00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:40,458 There she goes. Mmm. Look at my Sauce Queen. 617 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:41,791 You're fire, babe. 618 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:44,666 Littles, let's go. We're gonna be late for school. 619 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:49,583 [sighs] Bronx, Bailey, no wearing pj's to school, okay? 620 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:51,791 -[both] Aw! -Ta-da! 621 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:52,791 [chuckles] 622 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:57,458 Luna, strong choice. Love it. Suggestion: just take off one thing. 623 00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,666 All right. Solid advice. 624 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,166 [chuckling] Oh. 625 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:05,958 What do you think? Is it too much? 626 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,916 No. Perfect. 627 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,625 -Oh, my gosh. How do you feel? -I'm nervous. 628 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:13,291 I'm in a suit. I never wear a suit, so I'm worried I'm overdressed. No? 629 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,416 No, you look absolutely amazing. 630 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:18,000 You've just gotta go in there and be yourself, 631 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,375 -and, honey, you're gonna kill it. -Thank you, baby. 632 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:32,458 "Hot, sweet, savory sauce. Hot, sweet, savory sauce." 633 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:35,375 -[chattering] -["Guillotine" playing] 634 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,041 -Can I help you? -Yes. Hi there. 635 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,333 I have a 10:00 a.m. appointment with Melanie and Michele. 636 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:42,833 They're finishing a meeting, but they should be with you in a few minutes. 637 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:44,541 -Should I wait here or… -Yeah. 638 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,625 Hi. 639 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,250 [indistinct] 640 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,333 [laughs] 641 00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:17,166 [indistinct] 642 00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:18,875 [sips] 643 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:26,583 Um, I'll be right back. Okay? 644 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,541 Here goes nothing. 645 00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:49,916 Perfect. 646 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,000 Ooh. 647 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,083 [grunting] 648 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,541 [groans] 649 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:01,625 Damn, DJ. 650 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:04,833 ["Guillotine" continues] 651 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:07,916 ♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪ 652 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,875 ♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪ 653 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:14,250 -[gasps] -[song ends] 654 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,333 [chattering] 655 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:18,750 What's up? I'm back. 656 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:22,291 Wow. That's not weird. They're ready for you. 657 00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:23,791 Good. Let's do it. 658 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:24,875 Okay. 659 00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:30,666 -Hi. I'm Melanie. -Hi, I'm Paul. Melanie, nice to meet you. 660 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:33,125 -Hi. Michele. -Hi, Michele. Paul. Nice to meet you. 661 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:36,125 -Uh, love the sweatshirt. So chic. -Well, thank you. 662 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:40,791 Oh, thank you. It's Balenci-oncé. 663 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:43,000 Ooh! And that fanny pack. 664 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,125 Thank you. They're not just for fannies anymore. 665 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,541 Well, we're super excited to hear your pitch. 666 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:50,375 -So, let's get into it, shall we? -Let's do it. 667 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,500 -All right. -Hey. 668 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,416 -Oh. Okay. -[Paul grunting] 669 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,375 -Ooh! -[Paul] Sorry. 670 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,833 [Melanie] Mmm. 671 00:29:57,916 --> 00:29:59,166 [sighs] 672 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:05,500 Hi, everyone. I am so excited to introduce you to Paul Baker. 673 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:11,958 Uh… 674 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,458 Oh, hi, everyone. Um… 675 00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:18,333 Thank you-- Thank you so much for-- for inviting me and for-- 676 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:22,416 Let me just-- Sorry. Bit overdressed here. 677 00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:26,666 [sighs] 678 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,750 S… [clears throat] 679 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,458 Sauce. I'm here to talk to you about sauce. 680 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,583 "A billion-dollar industry. 681 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:44,541 Studies show that sales of sauce 682 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:49,541 have skyrocketed by more than 150% since 2000--" 683 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:53,791 Is something wrong? 684 00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,666 I'm so sorry. This is-- This isn't me. 685 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,458 I'm just gonna do this a different way. Um… 686 00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:09,041 I'm just gonna speak to you honestly about it. 687 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,833 I-- I'm a chef, and I have a breakfast restaurant. 688 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:14,166 And I invented this sauce. 689 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:18,291 And miraculously, it is hot, sweet, and savory 690 00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:20,791 all at the same time, depending on what you put it on. 691 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,500 So you could put it on your waffles and it would be sweet. 692 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:28,875 You could put it on your… chimichangas and it would be… you got it, savory. 693 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,583 -[DJ] Okay, so, what's 15 times ten? -[Haresh] Why would I know this? 694 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:35,375 How did you get an F on your computer science quiz? 695 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:36,958 Like, I just don't get it. 696 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:39,916 Why? 'Cause all Indian people are supposed to be geniuses? 697 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,500 Or all Black people can dance? 698 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,208 -Well-- -We know that's not true. 699 00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,291 You know what? 700 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:47,333 Zoey, show these idiots what a rhythmless Black person looks like. 701 00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:49,375 Hey, family. I have incredible news. 702 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:51,458 -Why're you wearing my sweatshirt? -And my jeans? 703 00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:53,500 -And my fanny pack? -Are those my sneakers? 704 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,666 Yo, low-key, that outfit goes hard. 705 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:56,750 Thank you, son. 706 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,125 Look at this, my darling. 707 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,583 What is this-- Whoa. 708 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:03,000 That is the money to start our brand new sauce company. 709 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:05,166 -You sold the pitch? -Well, no. 710 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:09,375 I mean, a full half of the investors said they had "no faith in this whatsoever," 711 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:11,666 but Melanie and Michele think it has promise. 712 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:14,166 So they gave me that check to get things going. 713 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:17,583 -Whoa, we're rich. We're rich. -Wow! Wow. 714 00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,708 -[Paul chuckles] -[laughs] 715 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:21,875 Wait, so they gave you all of this just for seed money? 716 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,958 No, it's not just seed money. It's also a signing bonus 717 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:27,000 and a buyout of the company name and all future rights to the brand, but-- 718 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,750 Cool, so we're rich and sellouts? 719 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:31,833 No, we're not rich or sellouts. This is how you grow a business. 720 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,458 But we are the brand. 721 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:38,791 The company name is literally our name, so how does that work? 722 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:41,750 If we're gonna be changing names, I want the "S" in "Haresh" to be a dollar sign. 723 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:43,833 We're not changing our names, okay? 724 00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:46,125 This is just gonna help us pay off a whole lot of bills 725 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:49,208 and, hopefully, get a house with a working dryer. 726 00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:50,416 Yes! 727 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,125 If Mom agrees, there are some in Calabasas that are looking quite delicious. 728 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:57,625 -What? -Calabasas? Bieber country? 729 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,208 Am I gonna be a Real Housewife? 730 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:02,291 No, it's not Bieber-Housewives level, but I found this gated community 731 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:04,666 which has a really big house with bedrooms for everyone. 732 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,916 So we all get our own rooms? 733 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,916 -Yay! -Yay! 734 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,541 Twins still have to share… 735 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:12,666 Boo! 736 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,208 …but there's a really amazing pool club. 737 00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:16,208 -Yay! -Yay! 738 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:17,458 -Yes! -[Paul laughs] 739 00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,083 -What about school? -That's the thing. 740 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:21,458 I think we could also afford to send you to private school. 741 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,708 -You'd have college prep, smaller classes. -Yo! 742 00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:26,125 Does it look like I'm college material? 743 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:29,125 Dude, I'm fine being a disgrace. I just don't wanna leave my friends. 744 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,041 What about my scholarship to USC? 745 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,958 Deja, the season just started. 746 00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:36,000 I think if your mom and I decide to do this, 747 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,666 you'll get on another great team. 748 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:41,000 I don't wanna be on another team. Another team is wack. 749 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:43,291 -This whole situation is wack. -Preach! 750 00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:48,250 Deja, just chill, okay? Nothing has been decided. 751 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:49,958 So-- 752 00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:53,708 Just keep an open mind. This could be great for our family. 753 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,083 What about you? You think this is wack? 754 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,000 Just please take off my fanny pack. 755 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:13,625 So she locked herself in her room, and she's not even talking to me. 756 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:14,708 She'll get over it. 757 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,416 The important thing is that you and I are on the same page. 758 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,083 Oh, we're not. 759 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:22,125 -This is a bad idea. -What are you talking about? 760 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:23,958 You just said you thought it could be great. 761 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:26,458 Because it's important to show the kids we're a united front. 762 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:28,041 But no, this is crazy. 763 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:31,041 We need to use all of that money to launch the sauce, not buy a house too. 764 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:34,375 Okay, just listen to me, baby, okay? I've been crunching numbers, 765 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,708 and I think with the signing bonus, we can afford a down payment. 766 00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:39,083 It's too risky. 767 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:42,375 If anything goes wrong, we won't be able to afford a bigger mortgage. 768 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:46,333 And seriously? Calabasas? Is Calabasas really us? 769 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:48,000 I know. It's not ideal, 770 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:51,041 but it's the only place we can afford a big enough house. 771 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:53,958 We have been begging for more room forever. 772 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,750 You said it yourself today. 773 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,958 True. 774 00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:59,041 Please trust me. 775 00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:03,125 I'm finally, finally in a position 776 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:05,916 where I can give the kids something they really need. 777 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,458 And not dumb things, like fancy headphones and flashy sneakers. 778 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:14,958 I wanna give my wife a walk-in closet. 779 00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:18,125 Thank you. I appreciate that. 780 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:22,291 But your wife already had a walk-in closet that she walked away from. 781 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:28,333 What I'm hearing is that you want a walk-in closet. 782 00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:31,708 I really do. 783 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:33,541 I see that. 784 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:35,333 -[chuckles] -["Stay Fly" playing] 785 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:38,958 ♪ I gotta stay fly-y-y-y, y-y, y-y, y ♪ 786 00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:42,875 ♪ Till I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie ♪ 787 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:46,125 -[children] Wow. -[Luna] Pretty. 788 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:49,583 Wow, look at that. Look at those gates. Look how long that driveway is. 789 00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:51,625 -[DJ] All clean, man. -[Deja] That is so tacky. 790 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,375 [Luca] Doggy! 791 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,958 [Haresh] That one is so sick! 792 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:57,333 [Ella] Whoa! Why did we wait so long to get rich? 793 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,791 Where are we? 794 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,958 Wow. Isn't this amazing? 795 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:04,416 Yeah. Looks like heaven for that guy. 796 00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:06,583 [Paul] Howdy, neighbor! 797 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:13,541 -[Luna] Did we buy this house? -[Paul] No, we didn't. Just looking. 798 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,875 [Luca] So, this is our house now? 799 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,041 [Paul] No, buddy. No one has bought a house. 800 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:19,416 [Haresh] So, we own this? 801 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,375 [Paul] Buddy. 802 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:24,791 -[real estate agent] Welcome. -[Luna] Whoa. Pretty! 803 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,000 -[Zoey] Careful! -[Bailey] Curly stairs! 804 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:28,791 -[song ends] -[Luna] I love it! 805 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,291 -This is so nice. -Oh, my gosh. 806 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,166 These chandeliers are so drip. 807 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,083 -Seriously? You're into this McMansion? -Yo! 808 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,916 There's a koi pond! And a basketball court! 809 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Really? 810 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,250 [Luna] I call a room upstairs! 811 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:43,083 -Check this out. An elevator. -No way, my own elevator? 812 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:46,708 What do you think? Look at this. Wait for it. Wait for it. 813 00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:50,500 -[Paul] Ah! [chuckles] -[Zoey gasps] Oh, wow! 814 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:54,250 -Okay, I got to admit this is epic. -Yeah. 815 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,083 -We gotta sell a lot of sauce. -We will. 816 00:36:56,166 --> 00:37:01,250 -[littles clamoring] -Yeah! Mom, Dad, this house is amazing. 817 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,375 -I mean-- -[Bronx] Yeah. 818 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,375 [gasps] 819 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,291 We have our own fountain! 820 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,833 [littles screaming] 821 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,083 Stay out of the fountain! 822 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,333 Oof! 823 00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:13,458 I'm fine! 824 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:14,791 Well, see if he's bleeding. 825 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,958 Look at this kitchen. 826 00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,625 [chuckles] Oh. 827 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:24,291 [Paul] There it is. 828 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:33,500 Wow, uh, "Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory." That sounds delicious. 829 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:36,083 -Daddy, that's you. -That's your sauce. 830 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,958 What? That's crazy. Whose kids are these? 831 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:41,250 Daddy, we're your kids. 832 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:44,250 I got lost kids in aisle two. They're attacking my cart. 833 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,791 [Bronx, Bailey giggling] 834 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,791 -[Zoey] Releasing the littles! -[Luna] Yay! 835 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,083 -[Bronx, Bailey] We're here! -Wanna take a little pee? 836 00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:54,916 [Bailey] There's so much grass! 837 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,666 -This is all ours, Joe. -[Luca] We're home! 838 00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,916 -Oh, hi, new neighbors. We're the Bakers. -Hi. 839 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,625 Come over anytime. We've got extra pool noodles. 840 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,000 Hello, ma'am. Welcome. 841 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,250 Oh, thank you. Hi. 842 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:12,583 Just so you know, we have a strict neighborhood noise policy. 843 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,500 No loud music after 10:00. 844 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:16,708 Okay. 845 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:19,250 Uh, question for you. 846 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:23,166 Do you always immediately tell all new homeowners about this policy? 847 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,708 Or just us? 848 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,083 Seconds after we arrive. 849 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,375 Is everything okay? 850 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,125 Yes, sir. Um… 851 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:33,791 Didn't mean to cause any offense. 852 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,958 Probably shouldn't have said anything offensive. 853 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,166 My apologies, ma'am. 854 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,833 You folks enjoy your day. 855 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,791 Well, that was fun for me. 856 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,250 What is all this? 857 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:59,416 It's our first night in the big place. I thought we should celebrate. 858 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,833 How about some Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Cîroc? 859 00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:04,666 [screams] Look what I got you. Hold on. 860 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,791 French vanilla Cîroc. 861 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,208 I thought they discontinued French vanilla. 862 00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:12,875 Like that would ever stop me. 863 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,250 Oh, this calls for lingerie. 864 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:18,041 Okay. You know the one I love, baby. You know that one. 865 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,958 -Mmm. Cake. -[knocks] 866 00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:26,000 Whoa. 867 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:28,375 -No, no. What are you guys doing? -[Luca] We're scared. 868 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:31,208 Um, we called for you, but you couldn't hear us. 869 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:32,833 No, please take the dog off the bed. 870 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,416 -No, no, please-- -Cheetos! 871 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,583 No, these are not for you, and this is not for you. 872 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:37,958 -[Luna] This looks nice. -Rose petals! 873 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,250 No, please leave the rose petals-- 874 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:42,166 -Our tummies hurt. -How could both of your tummies hurt? 875 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,333 We're twins, Dad. You know how this kind of thing goes. 876 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,500 -[Luca] Come on! Come in! -No, we're not all staying in here-- 877 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:47,916 [Bronx] Rose petals! 878 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,083 Oh, hey, guys. 879 00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,625 -Come on. It's your man. -Hey, DJ! 880 00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:51,625 Just gonna take this. 881 00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,500 -You came just in time to leave. -Rose petals! Rose! 882 00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:54,583 -Thank you. -Anyways, 883 00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:56,125 I'm gonna need the wireless password, 884 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:59,500 but not so I can search for college girls being free with their bodies. 885 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:01,541 No, that's why I didn't give you the Wi-Fi password. 886 00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:03,000 Dude! The password. 887 00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:05,166 -No. No Wi-Fi for both of you. -Please, come on! 888 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,416 Yo, family movie night. 889 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,333 -No, it's not family movie night. -[littles] Yeah! 890 00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:11,000 -No. Everybody, please-- -What's going on? 891 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:13,250 Are you seriously having a family movie night without me? 892 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,541 -No! -Yes! 893 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,250 -No, everybody out. -Pardon my butt. 894 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,791 Where do you think you're going? Get off of me! Okay. 895 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,666 -[Bark Obama barking] -Okay, no. Bark. 896 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:24,541 Bark! No! Bark, give me-- Come on! Bark! 897 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,291 What is going on out-- Oh, my-- 898 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:28,875 Drop it. Drop Mama's throw! 899 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,500 [Bailey] That's Mommy's face! 900 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,666 -[laughing] -She got these for me! 901 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,916 -She bought these for me! -Don't lie! 902 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,666 -Don't lie! -[Paul] These are from her. 903 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:40,458 [father on TV] Did I ever tell you about the night your mother and I were married 904 00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:42,708 and we decided to have an even dozen like you? 905 00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:46,208 [mother] Six boys and six girls. I believe you even made a memorandum of it. 906 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:55,708 ["Make Way For The King" playing] 907 00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:57,250 What? What? 908 00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:58,708 ♪ They say I walk like a king ♪ 909 00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,208 ♪ Talk like a king ♪ 910 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,916 ♪ You can ask around They'll say the same thing ♪ 911 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,500 ♪ Make way for the king ♪ 912 00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:20,791 Hello, everyone. We're the Bakers. 913 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,250 Eh? 914 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,333 What are you looking at? 915 00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:26,375 [Paul] It's so beautiful, baby. You wanna get in? 916 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:29,000 Not right now. I'm a little uncomfortable. 917 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:31,833 I mean, look around. Everyone is staring at us like we're weird. 918 00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:33,958 Of course they're staring at us. We are weird, babe. 919 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:35,791 Look at our kids. Our kids are weirdos. 920 00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:37,583 Guys, there's no reception here. 921 00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:39,750 Hey, Ella! [laughs] 922 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:41,041 Receive this! 923 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,333 -Oh, my-- No, my phone! -[cackles] 924 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:43,625 No, my phone! Oh, my God. 925 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:45,791 Luca and Luna are living their best life. 926 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:48,875 We would dominate in doubles tennis. 927 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,791 I'll reserve a court. 928 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,500 I just feel like we don't belong here. 929 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,583 Of course we belong here. 930 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:58,083 You belong here. You belong everywhere. 931 00:41:58,166 --> 00:41:59,250 Oh, come on. 932 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,625 No, you come on. 933 00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:01,958 Honey, believe it or not, 934 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:06,416 I don't share the same sense of privilege that you do that I can just go anywhere 935 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,916 -and automatically belong. -Well, I don't feel that way. 936 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 -Really? -Yeah. 937 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:11,958 Name one time in your life you didn't belong. 938 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:15,166 Really? Okay, um, how about when your father took me 939 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,708 to that barbershop in Inglewood and they gave me a Jheri curl? 940 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:21,166 O-Okay. How about when we went to your mom's church 941 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,875 and everyone stared at me the entire time? 942 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,958 Yeah, 'cause you were flailing around like a lunatic. 943 00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:27,416 It is not my fault I caught the spirit, Zoey. 944 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,750 It was a bake sale. 945 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:32,666 Okay, fine. 946 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:36,500 A few times in your life, you felt like you didn't belong. 947 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:38,916 I feel that way all the time. 948 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,208 This is our home. And they're gonna have to get used to us. 949 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:44,750 You know what? I'm gonna go in the pool, 950 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,375 because I'll be damned if I'm not gonna feel at home when I'm at home. 951 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,666 Cannonball! 952 00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,291 [cheering] 953 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,500 -Yeah, Paul! -Okay, yeah. 954 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,041 -Okay, nice. -Ten. 955 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,750 Hi, hi. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 956 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:02,541 Normally, I'd have a welcome gift, but I figured I'd just say, "Hi." 957 00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,541 So, hi. I'm Tricia. 958 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,916 -Hi, I'm Zoey. Nice to meet you. -Oh! Nice to meet you. 959 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,250 -Wait, have a seat. -Okay. 960 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:12,708 Oh, wow. You are so brave 961 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:16,208 to let your kids invite so many of their friends over. Two is my limit. 962 00:43:16,291 --> 00:43:19,166 Oh, no. Actually, they're all ours. 963 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,708 Oh. Okay. 964 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:25,375 Well, I actually have three, so I know what it's like to have my hands full. 965 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:28,208 Yeah, I've gone days without seeing three of my kids. 966 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:29,583 [cell phone rings] 967 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:32,583 Oh, gosh. I gotta take this. It's my sister-in-law. 968 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:35,333 Rachel. 969 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,416 Paul. Paul, Paul. 970 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,833 Paul, Paul. You need to get out of the water. 971 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:42,083 -What? -Come here. 972 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:44,416 -What happened? -Your sister's in rehab again. 973 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:48,041 Why are we having an emergency family meeting? 974 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,666 Here's the situation. 975 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,875 Aunt Rachel has to go away for a little while 976 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:55,083 on a special little trip. 977 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,458 And in the meantime, guess what? 978 00:43:57,541 --> 00:43:59,583 Cousin Seth is coming to live with us! 979 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:02,125 -"Sticky Fingers" Seth? -Didn't he go to juvie for shoplifting? 980 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,916 Yeah, and get held back, what, four times? 981 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,583 Dad, no. This isn't some halfway house. 982 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:08,125 -This is a whole house. -It's not a debate, guys. 983 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:12,333 I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Family has each other's back, okay? 984 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,666 So tomorrow, when he gets here, 985 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,166 every single one of you is gonna treat him like family. You got it? 986 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,041 -Got it. -Got it. 987 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,000 That was two people. Can I have some enthusiasm? 988 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:22,125 [all] Got it! 989 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:24,708 Now like you're really excited to see Seth! Got it? 990 00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:26,375 -[all] Got it! -Whoo! 991 00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:27,958 Can I get an "amen"? 992 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:30,583 Dad, don't push it. 993 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,375 [Paul] Okay, come on in. 994 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,041 -[Zoey] Welcome. -Dang. 995 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:39,875 Yeah, a few things have changed since you were last with us. 996 00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:41,625 But, you know, make yourself at home. 997 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:44,333 And everyone is really excited that you're here. 998 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,916 -[video game gunfire] -Yeah. 999 00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:51,500 -Where is everybody? -I don't know. Doing their own thing. 1000 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:53,791 But we told you guys that Seth was coming. 1001 00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:56,541 Yeah, and you also said to treat him like family, so… 1002 00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:59,916 Resh, maybe you could show Seth your room, 1003 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,666 since you guys are gonna be roomies. 1004 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,583 Right. [clears throat] Sorry. 1005 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,458 [inhales, sighs] 1006 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,416 Fix your face. 1007 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,333 Aw, look at that smile. You guys are gonna be besties. 1008 00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:14,416 Oh, he's thrilled. 1009 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,916 Let's go, roomie. 1010 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,333 I see a secret handshake in your future. 1011 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,541 I'm not gonna do that. 1012 00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:24,083 All right. This is where you'll be staying while you do your time here. 1013 00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:26,166 Nah. 1014 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,833 Nah, uh-uh. Nah, playboy. Newcomers don't get the top bunk. 1015 00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:32,833 There's a hierarchy here. They serve us dinner around 7:00. 1016 00:45:32,916 --> 00:45:36,916 We work in the kitchen on weekends. You get your exercise outside on the yard. 1017 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:40,041 -What? -Now, this… 1018 00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:44,625 is where it all goes down. 1019 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,750 While you're here, I suggest you link up with a crew for protection. 1020 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:50,625 Got your Beckys, got your lifers. 1021 00:45:50,708 --> 00:45:53,500 That one has been in for 18 years. 1022 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:56,750 The little ones are soft. You don't wanna get mixed up with them. 1023 00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:57,833 They can't protect you. 1024 00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:02,166 Yo. Cousin Seth. 1025 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,625 What are you guys doing? 1026 00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:05,833 Oh, you know, just showing the little homey the ropes 1027 00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:07,750 so he knows how to survive on the inside. 1028 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:09,375 Have you been watching Locked Up again? 1029 00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:12,375 There may or may not have been a 48-hour marathon on MSNBC. 1030 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:13,583 Leave me alone, dude. 1031 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:19,875 [Paul] Hey, Seth? 1032 00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:21,166 [knocks] 1033 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,666 Hey, bud. I made you a little breakfast-lunch. 1034 00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:29,208 I'm not really hungry. 1035 00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,166 Okay, well, I'll just put it right here. 1036 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,458 In case you change your mind. 1037 00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:41,958 Look, I-I know how hard it can be to adjust to a new environment. 1038 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:45,333 I want you to feel like this is home. 1039 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:48,458 I have a home. It's back in my old neighborhood with my homeys. 1040 00:46:48,541 --> 00:46:49,833 Yeah. Yeah, I know, 1041 00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:52,458 and-- and I'm sure those are-- those are really great guys. 1042 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:57,500 But I made a promise to my sister that I would look out for you. 1043 00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:01,916 But I'm here if you ever wanna talk about anything. 1044 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:05,000 All right. 1045 00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,208 I'll leave you alone. 1046 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Unpack. 1047 00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:11,791 [door closes] 1048 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:29,916 -[Bronx] Daddy! -What? What? 1049 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,333 -[Bailey] Dad! -What's wrong? 1050 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:35,000 We liked it better when your bedroom was right next to ours. 1051 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:36,291 [Bailey] Now it's too far. 1052 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:39,666 We can't crawl in your bed or hear you through the walls anymore. 1053 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:40,750 Exactly. 1054 00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:44,500 Which means you won't grow up to be freaky men with weird issues. 1055 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:47,291 -That can happen? -No, no, no. 1056 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:50,708 The second you're an adult, all your problems go away. 1057 00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:53,333 Can you at least read us a bedtime story? Please. 1058 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:54,750 Okay. Which one? 1059 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,166 -All of them. -All of 'em. 1060 00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,708 Oh, I feel tricked. 1061 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,083 [alarm rings] 1062 00:48:01,041 --> 00:48:02,291 -We got this. -[Zoey] Babe, 1063 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:05,708 we have more bathrooms now. The kids don't need as long to get ready. 1064 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:07,875 Yeah, but it's their first day of school. 1065 00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:10,958 Come on. Ten more minutes. Just lie with me. 1066 00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,041 Okay. 1067 00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:14,583 [cell phone ringing] 1068 00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:22,375 -Kate, what's wrong? You okay? -I'm great. I'm loving this new kitchen. 1069 00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:25,041 Where is everyone? We can't be late for school on the first day. 1070 00:48:26,458 --> 00:48:28,583 -What's going on? -The new school starts later. 1071 00:48:28,666 --> 00:48:29,666 Oh, no. 1072 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:32,250 New high school starts later, new middle school starts earlier. 1073 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,708 We have to be out of here in ten minutes. 1074 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:37,250 -We have ten minutes. It's a code red! -[gasps] 1075 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,750 -Code red, baby! Where are my slippers? -Okay! I don't know! 1076 00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,375 -I don't need my slippers! Come on! -Go! 1077 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:42,875 -Let's go! Move out! -Here we go! 1078 00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:45,833 -Dad! -Dude! 1079 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:49,375 -Let's go, let's go, let's go! -[screams] Zoey! 1080 00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:53,416 Hey, I'ma need my shoe back! 1081 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,208 No, no, no, no, no! 1082 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:57,250 [both twins] No! No! 1083 00:48:58,708 --> 00:48:59,708 No! 1084 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:04,625 -Thanks. -[Kate] You bet. 1085 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:06,208 Thank you. 1086 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:07,833 -For you. -Thank you very much. 1087 00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,500 Oh, almost gave you my keys there. 1088 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:11,708 Thank you. 1089 00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:13,583 -Thanks. -All done. 1090 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,958 -All right. Last one. -Oh, Harley. 1091 00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:18,333 -[Kate] Hey! -[all] Hey! 1092 00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:19,750 Let's be late every day! 1093 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,833 -Oh, keys. -Keys. 1094 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,208 I feel like there were a few extra children in there. 1095 00:49:25,291 --> 00:49:28,083 -I didn't recognize some of them. -[sighs] Late start is genius. 1096 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,375 -So relaxing. -Yeah. So relaxing. 1097 00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:31,958 All right. Let's get this over with. 1098 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:34,708 Okay, Dej, before you go, I just wanna give you a little something 1099 00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:37,000 that I hope makes your first day go a little smoother. 1100 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 -For real? -Yeah. 1101 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:43,500 [Deja] Whoa. Are you kidding me? 1102 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:46,250 -Awesome. We got our own car. -Hold up. 1103 00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:47,666 ["Run Wild" playing] 1104 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:49,500 -You got your own car. -Yeah, that's right. 1105 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:51,083 That you'll allow me to ride in. 1106 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:52,166 ♪ Run wild ♪ 1107 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,083 Okay. 1108 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:54,625 ♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪ 1109 00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:55,708 Mom, thank you so much. 1110 00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:59,083 ♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪ 1111 00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:02,791 ♪ You gotta let me go You gotta let me go ♪ 1112 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,583 Okay. I gotta say, that felt pretty amazing. 1113 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,375 -You did good. -[engine starts] 1114 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:09,500 Okay, take it nice and slow. 1115 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,458 That's not what I meant! 1116 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,250 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 1117 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:19,125 [Deja] Whoa. This school is super beautiful. 1118 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:23,000 [Ella] And how cute are these uniforms? I'm gonna get so many likes. 1119 00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:25,083 [Deja] Is that guy looking at me? 1120 00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:26,666 [Ella] He's totally checking you out. 1121 00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:30,208 -[Deja] What do I do if he comes up to me? -[Ella] Hey, don't worry. 1122 00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:33,708 I'm your sister. If anything pops off, you know I got your back. 1123 00:50:33,791 --> 00:50:34,791 [song ends] 1124 00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:37,833 I feel like I know you. 1125 00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:39,916 Wait, didn't you used to play for the Wildcats? 1126 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,208 Who wants to know? 1127 00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:44,916 Wait, you scored, like, 30 against Fairfax last month. 1128 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,541 It was 37, actually. 1129 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:50,666 Yeah, and, you know, I'm her sister, which makes me a pretty big deal. 1130 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:53,833 [Chris] I bet you're headed to the registration building. 1131 00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,625 I could take you if you want. 1132 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,625 Nah, I'm good. I'm a big girl. I can find my classroom on my own. 1133 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,958 Yeah, and I can find my classroom too. 1134 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,875 Okay, cool. Yeah, that's not humiliating at all. 1135 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:12,208 Deja. 1136 00:51:12,291 --> 00:51:13,333 Deja! 1137 00:51:14,416 --> 00:51:15,416 He's so cute. 1138 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:17,541 What? 1139 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:22,083 [school bell ringing] 1140 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:23,833 -Haresh, let's go! -I'm trying. 1141 00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:26,916 -Where are we even going? -Hi. You guys must be new. I'm Dylan. 1142 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,083 -Hey. DJ. -Harley. 1143 00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,666 Can I help you get to class? 1144 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:32,083 Yes, please. 'Cause I'm totally weak and helpless. 1145 00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:34,041 -Later. -Ice cold. 1146 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,000 Ooh! 1147 00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:36,791 No! I-I mean, because you're new! 1148 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:38,375 I mean, you can help me. 1149 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:39,791 -Okay. -Yeah. 1150 00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:42,875 -Oh, hey. Wait up. -Yo, watch it, dude. 1151 00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:47,208 -You gonna apologize? -Or-- Or do you even speak English? 1152 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:52,000 [both laughing] 1153 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,958 I'm from Echo Park, idiots. 1154 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:08,750 Okay! Any other first-day highlights? 1155 00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:11,666 I learned about the sixth extinction. 1156 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,583 When the bees die, we all die. 1157 00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:16,541 -Deja met a cute boy. -Shut up. 1158 00:52:16,625 --> 00:52:20,125 Okay, who wants a celebratory breakfast-snack? 1159 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:21,333 [all] Doughnut cake! 1160 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:22,541 Doughnut cake! 1161 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:26,250 Doughnut cake! Yay! 1162 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,125 Guys, shouldn't we at least wait for Mom? 1163 00:52:28,208 --> 00:52:30,291 -I mean, she loves doughnut cake. -Hey, everybody! 1164 00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:31,833 I didn't hear you come in. 1165 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,083 How was everyone's day? 1166 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,208 -Resh? -Ah, you know how I do. 1167 00:52:36,291 --> 00:52:39,625 Got a couple new friends and a couple new thirsty IG followers. 1168 00:52:39,708 --> 00:52:41,833 -Super popular. -Have you been here the whole time? 1169 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,791 Yeah. Definitely not napping in your bed. 1170 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:47,583 Oh, Lord. Give me strength. [inhales] 1171 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,791 -Hi. -Hi. 1172 00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:08,875 Good morning. Paul, babe. Look who's here. 1173 00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:11,416 -Oh, hey, guys. -[both] Hi. 1174 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,083 What brings you by? Let me guess. 1175 00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:15,916 You want some lunch-breakfast. Egg white enchiladas. 1176 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,875 Actually, we're here to talk sauce. 1177 00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:22,250 Well, that's my favorite subject. Come on. I've got an open booth. 1178 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,208 -Join us? -Uh… 1179 00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:26,333 I got you. 1180 00:53:26,416 --> 00:53:27,625 Thanks, Deej. 1181 00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:30,041 [patron] Hi. 1182 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:31,666 Oh, hello! Welcome to Baker's. 1183 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,333 And yes, I am a child. 1184 00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:35,583 What's going on? 1185 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:37,583 So, we've been doing some research, 1186 00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:40,083 and we're seeing that in the past few months, 1187 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:42,500 your sauce has been flying off the shelves. 1188 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,291 Sales have doubled in the past week alone. 1189 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:45,916 -Doubled. -Yeah, we've been doing okay. 1190 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,333 [Michele] No, it's more than okay. 1191 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:50,083 We're thinking what you could do with some real money behind you. 1192 00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:52,291 So, what exactly are you proposing? 1193 00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:54,583 We're proposing an expansion. 1194 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:57,666 We wanna take your restaurant and make it bigger than IHOP. 1195 00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,666 We wanna turn Baker's into a franchise. 1196 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,041 Oh, wow. 1197 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:05,541 Wow. 1198 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,833 [Paul] I got goose bumps. 1199 00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:08,916 Yeah. I got something too. 1200 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,666 [both] Bye. 1201 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,041 -Bye. -All right, ladies. Drive safe. 1202 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:17,833 What do you think? 1203 00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:21,458 I think the idea sounds very exciting. 1204 00:54:21,541 --> 00:54:23,875 I'm not sure why we need to do it though. 1205 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:26,375 I mean, the sauce is doing so well, we bought the house-- 1206 00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:27,875 But this is just the beginning. 1207 00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:30,208 This could be everything we've ever dreamt of. 1208 00:54:30,291 --> 00:54:31,500 I don't know. 1209 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,041 -Bye. Thank you for coming. -Thank you. 1210 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:35,250 What do we even know about starting a franchise? 1211 00:54:35,333 --> 00:54:37,500 Nothing. But what did I know about starting a restaurant? 1212 00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:40,583 This is different. I mean, it would be a huge change. 1213 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,291 -Change is good. -Is it? 1214 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:43,791 -Hi, welcome to Baker's. -[both] Hey. 1215 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:48,458 When Dom got drafted to the league, he promised me that nothing would change. 1216 00:54:48,541 --> 00:54:51,875 But it did. I mean, I knew he would be on the road a lot. 1217 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:54,208 But then he started saying "yes" to everything. 1218 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,541 And then, between the endorsements, and the appearances, 1219 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:57,958 it was like he was never home. 1220 00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:00,250 And when he was home, he was too tired to be present. 1221 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,875 Look, I know I can make this work. 1222 00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:04,708 But I won't do it without your full support. 1223 00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,208 Us being on the same page means everything to me. 1224 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,166 [Zoey sighs] 1225 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,416 -Let's do it! -Really? 1226 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Really! 1227 00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:19,833 [chattering] 1228 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:26,208 -[Luca] I want ice cream. -[Luna] Where's Deja? 1229 00:55:26,291 --> 00:55:27,500 [Luca] I don't know. 1230 00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:30,583 -Go-Gurt is so good, right? -[Luna] This yogurt is pretty good. 1231 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,666 ["Hey You" playing] 1232 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,458 ♪ Hey, you, get down Lace up my Loubs ♪ 1233 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:36,833 ♪ Here's a queen coming through ♪ 1234 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:38,958 ♪ Hey, you, pull up Make me some food ♪ 1235 00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:40,666 Did Mommy and Daddy take in another person? 1236 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:41,833 ♪ It's a kindness to you ♪ 1237 00:55:41,916 --> 00:55:42,875 That's Deja, dude! 1238 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:44,208 -[song ends] -Deja's a girl? 1239 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:45,458 [Bailey] Yeah, duh. 1240 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:47,916 Are you wearing makeup? 1241 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,250 It's no big deal. They're having a pep rally after school, 1242 00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:52,958 -so I figured I'd just change it up. -Where's the rest of your skirt? 1243 00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:55,166 -[horn honks] -That's Chris. I've gotta go. 1244 00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:57,791 W-Wait, wait! Since when is Chris just a part-- 1245 00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:58,875 Oh, my goodness. 1246 00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:01,166 What? 1247 00:56:01,250 --> 00:56:04,708 I had no idea what was under all those baggy clothes and basketball shorts. 1248 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,583 My baby's a woman. 1249 00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,500 -A woman that could be in a Drake video. -[snickers] Good one. 1250 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,875 All right. That's it. None of you girls are ever dating. 1251 00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:14,166 -That's sexist. -You know what? You're right. 1252 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,791 None of you are ever dating. 1253 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,541 [all] Boo! 1254 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,458 [laughing] Whoa! 1255 00:56:20,541 --> 00:56:22,708 Yo, who was the baddie with the fat Kardashian butt? 1256 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:23,958 That was your sister. 1257 00:56:24,041 --> 00:56:26,750 -[all laughing] -[coughing] 1258 00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:28,833 That's what you get for looking at butts. 1259 00:56:28,916 --> 00:56:33,041 [chattering] 1260 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,666 Sorry, bin Laden, no more room. 1261 00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:38,250 Dude, I'm an Indian, not a Saudi. 1262 00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:41,500 If you're gonna insult someone based on their race, at least get it right. 1263 00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:43,333 How about we roast your busted Nikes? 1264 00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:46,416 Get out of here, bro. 1265 00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:58,208 Smooth. She totally didn't see you panic and look away. 1266 00:56:58,291 --> 00:56:59,583 -Wait, she didn't? -No. 1267 00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:04,500 -See, I told you he keeps looking at me. -I know. 1268 00:57:05,916 --> 00:57:07,833 Dude, now she thinks you're a stalker. 1269 00:57:07,916 --> 00:57:08,916 Oh, shut up. 1270 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,708 Night, Deej. Don't stay up too late, okay? 1271 00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:15,208 -Hey-- Hey, Paul? -Yeah? 1272 00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:17,541 Uh… got a quick sec? 1273 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:19,458 Sure. 1274 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:20,958 What's going on? 1275 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,791 [exhales] Okay, well, 1276 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,250 -you know I'm turning 14 in a few months… -Yeah. 1277 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:31,166 -…and I don't know anything about girls. -Mmm. 1278 00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:33,208 So I was wondering if you and me 1279 00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:35,333 could talk about everything there is to know. 1280 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:38,000 Um, I think that this might be 1281 00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:40,333 a better conversation for you to have with your dad. 1282 00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:43,958 No way. Me and my dad, we have nothing in common. 1283 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,833 I feel like you and I, we connect on a much deeper level. 1284 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:50,083 Aw, DJ. That is so sweet. 1285 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:53,250 I mean, he's this super successful, handsome athlete 1286 00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:54,666 who can basically do everything. 1287 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,708 -You're the complete opposite. -Oh. 1288 00:57:56,791 --> 00:58:01,250 You're an ordinary guy like me with average looks and ordinary body. 1289 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:04,125 Wow. Okay, that's starting to be a-a little hurtful. 1290 00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:07,708 -Well, there's this girl, Talia. -Mmm. 1291 00:58:07,791 --> 00:58:09,333 She's really pretty. 1292 00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:11,500 Okay, um, let me think. 1293 00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:14,875 Um, the best way to get in good with a girl, I think, 1294 00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:17,041 is to find out what she likes 1295 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:20,875 and kind of use that as an icebreaker to get your foot in the door. 1296 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,416 Yeah, that makes sense. 1297 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,541 Thanks for being so average and relatable, Paul. 1298 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:28,000 I am always here to be ordinary for you. 1299 00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:29,083 [DJ laughs] 1300 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,458 Dad put Seth on register duty. 1301 00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:35,208 So? 1302 00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,500 It's pathetic. So transparent. 1303 00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:38,625 What do you mean? 1304 00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:40,833 It's the classic trust-building move. 1305 00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:45,125 He's giving Seth more responsibility so Seth will feel more secure, less angry, 1306 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:48,708 and less likely to stab us in our sleep. 1307 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:50,916 He sleeps in my room. 1308 00:58:52,416 --> 00:58:53,875 Sleep lightly, bro. 1309 00:59:05,541 --> 00:59:07,500 -Babe. That was Melanie and Michele. -Hmm. 1310 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:10,583 They want us to come up north next weekend and look at new restaurant spaces. 1311 00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:13,583 -What? Wow! Oh, my God, that's exciting. -Yeah. 1312 00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:15,125 Wait, wait, next weekend? 1313 00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:17,791 [sighs] It's Deja's first game. 1314 00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:20,500 Oh, right. Okay, I'll tell them never mind. 1315 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:23,750 -No, no. Go. Go without me. It's fine. -I'm not gonna go without you. 1316 00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:26,416 Yeah, it's one trip. There'll be plenty more. It's fine. 1317 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,958 -It won't be as fun without you. -No, it won't be. 1318 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:30,041 [laughs] 1319 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:35,000 Hey, hey. Hold up. I need to talk to you about the cash register situation. 1320 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,500 -Um, I was-- -Yeah, 1321 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:39,708 I'm super impressed with how you're handling this new responsibility. 1322 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:42,250 -Really? -Yes. 1323 00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:45,041 Congratulations, you got yourself a permanent position. 1324 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,541 And here is a little something for all your hard work. 1325 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,041 -Thanks, Paul. -Good job, bud. 1326 00:59:56,541 --> 00:59:57,541 Uh, Seth, 1327 00:59:58,791 --> 01:00:00,250 really proud of you, kid. 1328 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,333 Thanks, Zoey. 1329 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:14,333 [register beeps] 1330 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,916 You're gonna be okay without me, right? 1331 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,166 Yes, you're going to San Francisco, not war. 1332 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:29,875 I'm just saying we can afford a little help now if you need it. 1333 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:32,166 -Go. I'm fine. -Okay. Have fun. I love you. 1334 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,416 -I love you. -Bye. 1335 01:00:34,583 --> 01:00:36,083 -Morning, sir. -Good morning. 1336 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:38,250 -[both laughing] -Got you. 1337 01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:40,500 Oh, whoa. Where do you two think you're going with those? 1338 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:43,666 -You said we had a playdate. -You can't bring those to our playdate. 1339 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,541 But they're just toys. 1340 01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:50,125 That you convinced us to buy, then taught us how to shoot. 1341 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:55,541 Yes, admittedly, they are hours of fun, but those are only for inside the house. 1342 01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:59,208 Okay? Never outside. All right? It's not safe. 1343 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:02,083 But chin up. 1344 01:01:02,166 --> 01:01:05,166 Because there's so many other fun things to do over there. I promise. 1345 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:07,541 -[child 1] Die! Die! -[child 2] I got you! 1346 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:10,000 Guys, there's so many other fun ways to play. 1347 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,791 Please, just let us feel our feelings. 1348 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:13,875 [Bronx] Yeah. 1349 01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:17,541 -[child laughing] -Okay. Okay. 1350 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,041 ["Sunflower" playing] 1351 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,500 -Oh, my kids are so over me. -Mmm. 1352 01:01:24,291 --> 01:01:26,208 Oh. Mine were never into me. 1353 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,958 -Hi, Anne. -Hi, Trish. 1354 01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:33,083 Oh, wow. 1355 01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:35,375 Oh, those kids are so cute. 1356 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,750 Oh, thank you. 1357 01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:38,750 And how long have you been the nanny for? 1358 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:42,833 Anne… [clears throat] …this is Zoey. [chuckles] 1359 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,500 She's the new mom in the group. 1360 01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:45,750 -Oh… -Surprise! 1361 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,916 [sighs] Oh, I did it again. 1362 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,250 Oh, "again." 1363 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:52,583 I am so sorry. Oh, my goodness. 1364 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:57,083 I had absolutely no idea. Never seen you in any of the mom groups. 1365 01:01:57,166 --> 01:02:00,791 No, it's-- it's fine. It's fine. You know what? It's an honest mistake. 1366 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,083 Well, I'm Anne Vaughn. Hi, Zo. 1367 01:02:03,625 --> 01:02:04,625 "Ey." Yep. 1368 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,833 Nice to meet you. And I also adopted. 1369 01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:11,541 Those are my children. Ming and Kenny. 1370 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,583 Okay. Okay. 1371 01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:17,833 Well, I am Zoey. 1372 01:02:17,916 --> 01:02:23,125 And those are my biracial children, uh, Bronx and Bailey, 1373 01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:25,750 -that I conceived with my husband… -[Tricia chuckles] 1374 01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:30,416 …and then I birthed them through my very own personal uterus. 1375 01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:33,500 Okay, I could use some wine, Trish. 1376 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,833 [Anne laughs] 1377 01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:38,375 -Listen, I don't wanna make this awkward… -[Tricia] Yeah, we all could. 1378 01:02:38,458 --> 01:02:40,166 …but it's just so frustrating. 1379 01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,958 People have so many preconceived notions about my kids. 1380 01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:46,791 That, like, they're not mine or there's too many of them… 1381 01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:48,625 -[dog barking] -…or they're too wild! 1382 01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:51,458 -[Bark Obama barking] -[Baker children] Mom! Mom! 1383 01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:53,750 Was that a stray rottweiler running down the bike path? 1384 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,458 [chattering, shouting] 1385 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,875 What is going on? Whose kids are those? 1386 01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,666 Uh… [stammers] Look at the time. It's wine o' clock. 1387 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:03,791 Wait! [groaning] 1388 01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:06,583 Y'all know these espadrilles weren't made for running! 1389 01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:07,666 Come on! 1390 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:19,791 Hi, I'm Chef Baker. 1391 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:24,166 [crowd cheering, clapping] 1392 01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:27,125 [spectator 1] Let's go, Hornets! 1393 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,625 [spectator 2] Come on, defense! 1394 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,916 -[crowd cheering] -[whistle blows] 1395 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:35,916 Mommy, when's Deja gonna play? 1396 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,333 I don't know, sweetie. 1397 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:44,333 -Hey, what's up, guys? -[littles] Chris! Chris! Chris! 1398 01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:47,500 -Hey, Mrs. Baker. -How you doing? 1399 01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:50,166 Mr. Clayton. Wow. You're here cheering on Deja too? 1400 01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:52,541 -Sure are. -Nice to meet you. 1401 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,208 "Too"? 1402 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,166 Who the hell is that? 1403 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,541 Well, I mean, it's definitely not Deja's boyfriend 1404 01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:01,500 who we're not supposed to be telling you about. 1405 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,125 -[crowd cheering] -[buzzer sounds] 1406 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,041 Dom, he's putting her in. 1407 01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:11,583 Hey! Here we go, Deja! 1408 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:13,958 Come on, baby! Come on, Dej! 1409 01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:16,125 Not you, Clayton. Baron, you're in. 1410 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:18,666 I'm sorry. 1411 01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:22,208 What? 1412 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:26,083 Baron? Look, I've seen her in practice, and she's a garbage player. 1413 01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:29,416 I mean, who would pick a Baron when you got a Clayton? 1414 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,041 Well, I hope USC gives out scholarships for riding the bench. 1415 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:43,416 Whoa. Whoa. Where you guys going? 1416 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,791 We're scared. 1417 01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:46,708 There's a monster under our bed. 1418 01:04:47,291 --> 01:04:49,000 Have you tried monster spray? 1419 01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:50,750 What's monster spray? 1420 01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:53,250 -You've never heard of monster spray? -No. 1421 01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:56,291 It works every time. Come on. I'll show you how to make it. 1422 01:04:56,375 --> 01:05:00,583 Does it make their eyes pop out and blood spurt everywhere? 1423 01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:05,375 Sure. Blood. Guts. Everything. 1424 01:05:05,458 --> 01:05:06,583 [both] Cool. 1425 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:12,791 Hey! How's Deja doing? 1426 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:16,500 You know, ego's a little bruised, but she'll live. 1427 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:18,166 Why won't she talk to me? 1428 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,416 Because she's a moody teenage girl and you're her annoying mom. 1429 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:25,250 Mom is the one who bandages her boo-boos 1430 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:27,041 and was in the trenches with her every day. 1431 01:05:27,125 --> 01:05:28,958 Yeah, but Mom's not the athlete. 1432 01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:32,375 Mom doesn't know what it's like to put her blood, sweat and tears onto the court, 1433 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:35,083 and walk away with nothing but aching muscles and a broken heart. 1434 01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:36,791 Let Daddy have this one. 1435 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:42,041 Okay. 1436 01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:46,791 Oh, and you don't have to call yourself "Daddy" when there's no kids around. 1437 01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:48,000 Oh. 1438 01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:50,125 Got it. Got it. Daddy hears that. 1439 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:55,375 So, what do you think? 1440 01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,333 I mean, I guess it could work, 1441 01:05:57,416 --> 01:06:01,875 but only if we take what's here and, like, rip it all out and burn it. 1442 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,625 -Sounds like we should keep looking. -Yeah. 1443 01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:07,125 In the meantime, let's talk menus. 1444 01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:10,375 Yes! By the way, Zoey made a list of all these local vendors. 1445 01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:11,791 -Local? -Yeah. 1446 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:15,333 The customers love it and it's awesome for the organic farm community. 1447 01:06:15,416 --> 01:06:17,250 Look, we love organic farmers. 1448 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:19,166 -They're a fun bunch. -Yeah, so fun! 1449 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,791 But we like to use larger wholesalers to cut costs. 1450 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,083 So many costs. 1451 01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:27,125 -Wait, really? -But, with that said, let's get into it. 1452 01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,416 Yeah! If it makes sense, we'll totally do it. 1453 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:32,083 Okay, great. Should we get out of here? 1454 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:33,708 -[Michele] Yeah! -Smells like sadness. 1455 01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:35,708 -Okay. We got you. -And mouse poop. 1456 01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:41,791 Zo, I still can't believe you have ten kids and no nanny. 1457 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:45,041 Wait. You have ten kids? Consensually? 1458 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,541 Well, technically, they're not all mine. 1459 01:06:47,625 --> 01:06:50,333 You know, three are from Paul's first marriage. 1460 01:06:50,416 --> 01:06:53,916 And then we took in our nephew who was getting into some bad stuff. 1461 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,166 You know, fighting, and gangs and… 1462 01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:58,250 Oh, no. That's awful. 1463 01:06:58,333 --> 01:07:03,666 And you're bringing him here to this safe, equity-growing, gated community. 1464 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,458 I mean, it's so thoughtful of you. 1465 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:08,250 You and Paul should come over for dinner sometime. 1466 01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:11,000 Oh, gosh. That would be great. You know, whenever he gets back. 1467 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:14,083 Ever since this whole franchise thing started, he's always gone. 1468 01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:17,375 Right now, he's up in San Francisco looking for potential restaurant venues. 1469 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,791 That's how it always goes. 1470 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:21,333 Dad's jet-setting away while Mom's stuck at home with the kids. 1471 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:23,833 Yes. Ugh. I agree. 1472 01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,666 Shockingly, I enjoy being with my kids. 1473 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,541 -I do too. -I do too. Yeah. 1474 01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,500 That's hilarious. "I do too." 1475 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,500 You guys are funny. 1476 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:36,333 Hello? Anybody home? 1477 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,333 Daddy! 1478 01:07:38,416 --> 01:07:39,708 What'd you bring us? 1479 01:07:39,791 --> 01:07:43,375 Bring you? I thought me arriving home safely was your present? 1480 01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:44,916 -[both] Boo! -[Paul] Boo? 1481 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,291 Boo, you guys! Oh, no! Wait, I forgot all the presents. 1482 01:07:48,375 --> 01:07:50,583 I don't know why you guys think I got you something. 1483 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:52,291 I don't know what's in here. 1484 01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:56,708 Who put this in here? A Warriors jersey! 1485 01:07:56,791 --> 01:07:58,000 Thanks, Paul! 1486 01:07:58,083 --> 01:07:59,958 -Golden Gate Legos. -Yo! Yo, thanks. 1487 01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:01,541 Alcatraz hat. 1488 01:08:01,625 --> 01:08:02,833 Sick, thanks! 1489 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:04,250 Tupac sweatshirt. 1490 01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:05,333 What's up? 1491 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,375 I wonder who this is for? iPhone case. 1492 01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:09,166 -[Ella] Thank you! -49ers socks. 1493 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:10,833 -Did we get anything? -Cool. 1494 01:08:10,916 --> 01:08:12,500 Like a hat or something else? 1495 01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:15,750 Oh, no. What happened? All that's left are my clothes. 1496 01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:17,375 I'm so sorry, guys. 1497 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:19,416 -But we're your best children. -Yeah. 1498 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,083 You're right. You are my best children. 1499 01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:25,041 Let me see what-- [gasps] Hotel chocolates and soap! 1500 01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:26,750 [all] Yay! 1501 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:27,958 Candy! 1502 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,916 Soap! 1503 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,250 -Thank you, Daddy! Thank you! -Thanks, Dad! 1504 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:33,875 They love soap. 1505 01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:35,458 I don't know why. They don't use it. 1506 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:38,791 Well played, Mr. Baker. 1507 01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:44,583 And of course, I couldn't come home without a souvenir for Mommy. 1508 01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:46,166 What? 1509 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:48,125 Babe. 1510 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,500 It's beautiful. 1511 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:57,083 Baby, you didn't have to do this. I love my ring. 1512 01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:59,125 I know, but I've been wanting to do this forever, 1513 01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:01,125 and I'm finally in a position where I could. 1514 01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:04,125 That's the ring I should have bought you ten years ago. 1515 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:06,875 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 1516 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:12,625 Well, out with the old and in with the bling. 1517 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:15,083 -[Paul laughing] -Whoa! 1518 01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:17,208 -You like it? -I love it. 1519 01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:22,666 [knocks] 1520 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,250 -[Seth] Hey, man. -Yo. 1521 01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:25,333 I got you something. 1522 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:28,625 Dude, what's this? 1523 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:32,000 So you can get rid of those busted kicks you keep getting clowned for. 1524 01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:34,958 Ah. Nah, dog. You-- You got it all wrong. Okay? 1525 01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:38,125 Like, me and my boys at school, we just go back and forth like that. I-- 1526 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:39,458 Stop. No, seriously. 1527 01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:42,375 You're making this uncomfortable for both of us. 1528 01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:45,583 Now, I've seen what's been going on at school, and I've been there. 1529 01:09:45,666 --> 01:09:47,416 I used to get clowned all the time. 1530 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,458 Shut up. You're just saying that to make me feel better. 1531 01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:51,583 All right, dude. D-Dude. I'm serious. 1532 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:53,500 You know, look at me. 1533 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:56,833 I've always been the weirdo with the messed-up mom and no dad. 1534 01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:02,250 Open them. 1535 01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:09,708 [gasps] Yo! 1536 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,500 Dude, these-- These kicks are dope. 1537 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:18,000 All right, but I can't take these. Where'd you even get the money from? 1538 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:19,500 Don't worry about it. 1539 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:22,375 You know, all you need to do is keep those jerks off your back. 1540 01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:23,458 I'm gonna help you. 1541 01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:25,375 I'll teach you how to defend yourself. 1542 01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:26,458 Let's do this. 1543 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,583 Hey, guess what. 1544 01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:33,583 Melanie and Michele wanna fly me back up to look at restaurant spaces 1545 01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:34,666 over the next few days. 1546 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:37,000 -Again? You were just there. -I know, I'm surprised too. 1547 01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:38,916 They said it's important to nail it all down now. 1548 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,875 I thought we were all gonna talk about it on the call tomorrow. 1549 01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:43,375 Yeah, I guess they have, like, a bunch of meetings tomorrow. 1550 01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,458 So we just kinda ended up talking about it now. 1551 01:10:45,541 --> 01:10:48,666 -Wait. Why didn't you come get me? -Because you were giving the twins a bath. 1552 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:51,125 And you didn't say you had to wait for me? 1553 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,333 Well, they just started talking, and it was exciting and-- 1554 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,666 Babe, can I at least show you what we talked about? 1555 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:56,916 It's really exciting. 1556 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,833 Look. Look at this. Wait. Wait for it. Look at that. 1557 01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:02,708 -Whoa. -Right? 1558 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,958 -Look at this. -That's beautiful. 1559 01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:07,583 We could put a huge chalkboard right here. 1560 01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:11,125 A-And do a list of all the local vendors and their farms. 1561 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,041 About the local vendors, 1562 01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:16,000 they say that it's gonna be too expensive now that we're expanding. 1563 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:20,083 Those personal touches are what makes Baker's Breakfast, Baker's Breakfast. 1564 01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:22,916 And then the name is another thing too. 1565 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:28,541 I guess there's already a franchise that's Baker's Breakfast Buffet or something, 1566 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:31,750 and they're really worried that our branding will get confused. 1567 01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:34,416 -So, we're changing our name too? -But they said don't worry. 1568 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,958 They're gonna put, like, a huge marketing team behind it. 1569 01:11:37,041 --> 01:11:38,333 Wait. Wait. Why? Why? 1570 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:40,416 Didn't you tell them I have a degree in marketing? 1571 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,125 I mean, I came up with "Baker's Breakfast." 1572 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:44,166 Yeah, but, babe, it wasn't that revolutionary. 1573 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:45,791 It's just my name and what I serve. 1574 01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:56,625 So, last I checked, it was our name and what we serve. 1575 01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,708 I didn't mean it like that. I just mean that, you know-- 1576 01:11:58,791 --> 01:12:00,625 I'm the face of the company. I'm the chef. 1577 01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:02,416 Look, I barely know the Malibu Barbies, 1578 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:05,166 and I get that they don't value my opinion, 1579 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:08,958 but I can't believe that you're trying to edge me out too. 1580 01:12:09,041 --> 01:12:12,083 I am not trying to edge you out, baby. Come on. I promise. 1581 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:14,750 I barely know them. I just-- I don't wanna create any obstacles. 1582 01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:17,541 Oh, so now I'm an obstacle. Right. 1583 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:22,750 Come on. I didn't mean it like that. Look, Zoey, this is my dream. 1584 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:28,750 Right. Your dream. And I'm dreamless. 1585 01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:31,375 [sighs] I'm going to bed, 1586 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:33,416 but I won't dream. 1587 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:49,208 -Yo! -Oh! Geez. 1588 01:12:49,291 --> 01:12:52,541 Could my kids stay at my house? Would that help while he's gone? 1589 01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:55,875 -Um, thank you for that offer, but no. -Mm-hmm. 1590 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,875 All the twins love to have them here, so no. 1591 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,291 -We're good. -Mm-hmm. 1592 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:04,333 -I could move in. -No. We're good. We are so good. 1593 01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:06,875 You got this. What's for dinner? 1594 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:11,000 -["Tired of Being Alone" playing] -[alarm ringing] 1595 01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:13,583 [alarm stops] 1596 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:17,625 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 1597 01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:19,375 I got this. [inhales, sighs] 1598 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:21,208 ♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪ 1599 01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:24,416 ♪ Won't you help me, girl Just as soon as you can ♪ 1600 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,875 Obama, no! No, they're my good shoes. 1601 01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,916 Not Mama's favorites. Not Mama's favorites. 1602 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,208 Let go. Let 'em go. Come on. 1603 01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:32,291 [alarm rings] 1604 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:34,000 ♪ People say that I've found a way ♪ 1605 01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:40,833 ♪ To make you say that you love me ♪ 1606 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,041 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 1607 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:44,541 -♪ You didn't go for that ♪ -[whispering, indistinct] 1608 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:46,333 ♪ It's a natural fact ♪ 1609 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:48,375 ♪ That I wanna come back ♪ 1610 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:53,666 ♪ Show me where it's at, baby ♪ 1611 01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:54,750 [alarm rings] 1612 01:13:54,833 --> 01:13:56,791 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 1613 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:59,166 ♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪ 1614 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,875 ♪ Won't you help me, girl Soon as you can ♪ 1615 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,416 Time for school, guys. 1616 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,125 [both] Morning, Mommy. 1617 01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:06,291 -Ready. -How's this outfit? 1618 01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,291 Whatever. 1619 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:09,625 [all] Yay! 1620 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:11,583 ♪ I guess you know that I love you ♪ 1621 01:14:11,666 --> 01:14:14,208 -[cell phone ringing] -[song ends] 1622 01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,250 Hey. 1623 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:19,083 Hey. It's so good to hear your voice. How's everything going? 1624 01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:21,916 [Zoey] Oh, you know, house is messy. Restaurant's busy. 1625 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,041 The littles went to school 1626 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:26,666 dressed like complete maniacs five out of five days this week, 1627 01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:30,125 but at least you'll be home tomorrow to help me get it all back on track. 1628 01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:34,208 Uh, listen, about that. You might have to hold things down a little bit longer. 1629 01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:36,208 They want me to stay an extra week. 1630 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:39,666 A week? What about DJ's birthday party? 1631 01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:42,750 I'll be back in time for the party, babe. I'm so sorry. Don't be mad at me. 1632 01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,791 There's just so many things I gotta finalize. 1633 01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:46,791 Please do not miss his party. 1634 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,500 [cell phone ringing] 1635 01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:51,583 What? 1636 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:53,500 Hi, I'm Zoey Baker. 1637 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:54,583 Hi, I'm Kate Baker. 1638 01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:56,958 [both] I got a call about my son, Haresh Baker. 1639 01:14:57,041 --> 01:14:59,333 Oh, I didn't know Haresh had two moms. 1640 01:14:59,416 --> 01:15:00,958 -Yes. -Uh-huh. 1641 01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:02,416 Oh, no. No. We're not together. 1642 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,833 Oh, I'm sorry. 1643 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,625 Oh, no. We never were. 1644 01:15:05,708 --> 01:15:07,458 -But life is long. -Not that long. 1645 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:09,125 Oh, Robert. Thank goodness. 1646 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,125 Mrs. and Mrs. Baker. Thank you for coming in. 1647 01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:13,875 -Oh, no. No problem. Where's Haresh? -What happened? 1648 01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:17,458 Yo, Trent! I stand against bullying! 1649 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:19,583 -What are you-- -Racist trash, 1650 01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:21,333 I'll kill you and your nana! 1651 01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:23,166 Get off me, dude! Get off me! 1652 01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:26,166 Chill out, bro. I'm warning you. You mess with him, you mess with me. 1653 01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:28,583 Yeah. And if you mess with him, you mess with me. Whoa! 1654 01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:31,750 You're saying Haresh attacked the other boy? 1655 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,833 My Haresh? 1656 01:15:32,916 --> 01:15:34,916 I'm as surprised as you, 1657 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,666 but I-- I still need to suspend him for a week. 1658 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,708 -All right. I'm passing. Yeah. -I'm open. I'm open. 1659 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:42,333 -Gaming? -You said, "Go to your room." 1660 01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:44,333 Because you're grounded, not to play video games. 1661 01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:46,458 Come on. It's not Haresh's fault. The guys at school-- 1662 01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:48,125 I don't care whose fault it is. 1663 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,875 You both could have gotten kicked out of school. 1664 01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:51,291 Hand over the remotes now. 1665 01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:57,875 Dad leaves, and you all lose your minds all at once. 1666 01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:01,708 -Hey. Where are you going? -I have plans with Chris. 1667 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:02,708 -Now? -Tonight. 1668 01:16:02,791 --> 01:16:04,208 No way. No. 1669 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:06,125 Babe, you've got homework and practice tomorrow. 1670 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:08,416 And besides, I need your help with your brothers and sisters 1671 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,500 until Paul gets back. 1672 01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:12,291 And when's that? It's not like he's ever here anymore. 1673 01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:15,791 You know what? Hand over the keys. 1674 01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,625 This is so unfair. 1675 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:21,666 -Hey, if she's not using those, then… -Don't even. 1676 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:24,166 [Ella] My life is a nightmare. 1677 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,500 All their damn minds. 1678 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,125 -[Zoey] Mmm. -[Deja gasps] 1679 01:16:53,791 --> 01:16:54,791 What do you think? 1680 01:16:56,666 --> 01:16:58,875 I don't understand. I thought we were seeing new spaces. 1681 01:16:58,958 --> 01:17:01,666 I thought we agreed this place smelled like mouse poop. 1682 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,958 And why are there lunch items on this menu? 1683 01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:06,875 Marketing collected some data. People love soup. 1684 01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:09,125 Last we checked, there are no breakfast soups. 1685 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,708 Well, if they want soup, they can eat at a nursing home. 1686 01:17:11,791 --> 01:17:14,208 I do breakfast. That's my thing. I'm the breakfast guy. 1687 01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:17,541 Stop thinking small. You're not a mom-and-pop anymore. 1688 01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:18,666 [alarm chimes] 1689 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,916 Oh, my God. My son's birthday party. 1690 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,791 I'm so sorry. I have to go. You can shred this though. 1691 01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:26,041 -Wait! -Breakfast! 1692 01:17:26,125 --> 01:17:27,125 [Michele] What? 1693 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:29,083 -[hip-hop playing] -[Karen] Trish, we're all set. 1694 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:30,791 I put out all the brains and guts. 1695 01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:35,416 Zoey, I'm loving the zombie theme. That green cotton candy is genius. 1696 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,458 Oh, thank you. I had no idea everything that went into it. 1697 01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:41,250 You know, Paul and I usually plan all these kids' parties together. 1698 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:43,083 I can't believe he's still in San Francisco. 1699 01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:44,958 I know. He should be back any minute though. 1700 01:17:45,041 --> 01:17:47,125 [sighs] But I have to go upstairs. 1701 01:17:47,208 --> 01:17:50,083 DJ and Deja don't wanna come out of their rooms. 1702 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,333 Ugh, tell me about it. 1703 01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:53,750 Madison didn't come out of her room for two years. 1704 01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,166 [chuckles] 1705 01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:57,333 Well, if you guys need anything, ask Kate. 1706 01:17:57,416 --> 01:18:01,541 She's always really helpful. No, she is not, so enjoy that. 1707 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:05,250 Isn't it wild that we were both macaws in another life? 1708 01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:07,708 -[bird man] Totally. -Isn't flying phenomenal? 1709 01:18:07,791 --> 01:18:09,000 You're phenomenal. 1710 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,833 [exhales sharply] 1711 01:18:10,916 --> 01:18:13,333 Who cares about some stupid party, right? 1712 01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:14,958 I mean, nobody wants to walk around 1713 01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:19,416 with some beautiful, rare, exotic bird perched on their shoulder. 1714 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:20,916 I mean, I know I don't. 1715 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,083 I feel you. 1716 01:18:24,166 --> 01:18:26,541 -[Talia] I know, right. -[friend] That's what I was thinking too. 1717 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:28,125 -Yeah. -[Talia] No way. 1718 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:29,375 -[pop music playing] -[laughs] 1719 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,458 [friend] So excited. 1720 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:34,750 DJ! What are you doing? Your party started 15 minutes ago. 1721 01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:36,208 I need to talk to Paul. 1722 01:18:36,291 --> 01:18:39,000 Sweetheart, I don't know where Paul is, but you can talk to me. 1723 01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:40,291 This is guy stuff, Mom. 1724 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,708 Okay. What-- What about your dad? 1725 01:18:42,791 --> 01:18:44,958 No! Definitely not. 1726 01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:48,000 It's fine. I'll just do what Paul said. 1727 01:18:48,625 --> 01:18:50,875 I'll be down in a sec. I promise. 1728 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,416 [sighs] 1729 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,500 [Paul] Excuse me. 1730 01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:58,958 [announcer on PA] Your attention please. Flight number 5543… 1731 01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:01,125 [Paul] Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm late. 1732 01:19:02,166 --> 01:19:03,583 [announcer on PA] All passengers… 1733 01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:04,666 Woo-hoo! 1734 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:06,875 -I thought I wasn't going to make it. -I'm sorry, sir, 1735 01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:09,208 the doors have already been closed. We're no longer boarding. 1736 01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:11,625 Oh, no, no. Please, please. It's my son's birthday party. 1737 01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:14,208 I gotta make it home. Look how sweet he is. 1738 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:19,958 Aw. A Black son. By all means. 1739 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:22,708 Please extend the jetway. 1740 01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,500 -Really? -No, I am not extending the jetway. 1741 01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,291 Well, uh… 1742 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:30,833 Look, um, I make the most amazing sauce. 1743 01:19:30,916 --> 01:19:34,000 It's hot, sweet, and savory, and I promise you, 1744 01:19:34,083 --> 01:19:38,500 I will provide you with a lifetime supply if you let me get on this flight. 1745 01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:40,125 What do you say? 1746 01:19:46,166 --> 01:19:48,166 Sir. Sir! 1747 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:52,875 So it's hot, sweet or savory depending on what you put it on. 1748 01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:55,458 Damn racist talking about, "Do you want some hot sauce?" 1749 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,666 You know I want some hot sauce. Still don't mean you should ask. 1750 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:01,708 [announcer on PA, indistinct] 1751 01:20:01,791 --> 01:20:03,291 -[chattering] -["Up to Me" playing] 1752 01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:05,500 [Karen] I love the dry ice, by the way. 1753 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,291 -Very nice touch. -[Zoey] Thank you. 1754 01:20:07,833 --> 01:20:09,083 [Tricia] Hey, where's DJ? 1755 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:11,333 Madison's been looking for him. I think she has a crush. 1756 01:20:11,416 --> 01:20:13,250 I have no idea what's keeping DJ. 1757 01:20:14,041 --> 01:20:15,625 Oh, goodness. 1758 01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:18,541 -[Karen] You invited Anne? -I did not invite Anne. 1759 01:20:18,625 --> 01:20:20,625 She's just come to curse the party. 1760 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:24,458 Hi. This party is adorable. 1761 01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:28,000 It's so throwback that you don't have any celebrity performers. 1762 01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:29,375 It's like when we were kids, 1763 01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:31,791 and our parents just could not be bothered with us. 1764 01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,333 -[Anne chuckles] -[Tricia chuckles] 1765 01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:37,375 Anyways, you guys. This is very upsetting. 1766 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:41,500 There've been a series of break-ins in the neighborhood. 1767 01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:43,416 -That's awful. -Terrible. 1768 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:47,291 Oh, and this is for the birthday boy. 1769 01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,333 And I'd love to meet your family. Where is your nephew? 1770 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:52,666 Wait. Why do you ask? 1771 01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:54,333 I was just curious. 1772 01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:57,083 And also, just out of total curiosity, 1773 01:20:57,166 --> 01:21:01,208 do you know where he was last night at 9:32? 1774 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,041 Are you seriously suggesting 1775 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:06,041 that my nephew had something to do with these break-ins? 1776 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:08,791 No. No. 1777 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,791 I just-- 1778 01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:12,875 I mean, you said yourself 1779 01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:15,541 that he had gotten into a lot of trouble before he came here. 1780 01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:18,000 Yeah, that doesn't make him a criminal, Anne. 1781 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:21,916 And I'll have you know that my family is honorable, all right? 1782 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:25,541 We are law-abiding citizens. We are pillars of society. 1783 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,375 ["Bad to the Bone" playing] 1784 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:31,166 ♪ Yeah, I'm bad to the bone ♪ 1785 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:33,166 ♪ I ain't sure what you've been told ♪ 1786 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:35,625 ♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪ 1787 01:21:35,708 --> 01:21:37,791 ♪ Sussy boy don't even have A sound of his own ♪ 1788 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:40,250 ♪ I'm a dad, you're disowned ♪ 1789 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,416 ♪ I'm a fire hazard making hits From my home ♪ 1790 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,791 ♪ I'm a tad bit broke ♪ 1791 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:47,000 -♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪ 1792 01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:49,041 ♪ I ain't sure what you been told ♪ 1793 01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:50,791 ♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪ 1794 01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,291 That's a phase that he's in. 1795 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:56,750 You know, he likes to dress up and do the cosplay. 1796 01:21:57,541 --> 01:21:59,125 Hey, Talia. What's up? 1797 01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:00,958 Hey, DJ. 1798 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,041 ♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪ 1799 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:03,958 [song ends] 1800 01:22:04,041 --> 01:22:05,333 [grunts] 1801 01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:07,791 Oh! Oh, no. Ugh. 1802 01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,625 [Harley] Zoey, did you find the candles yet? 1803 01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:11,375 [Zoey] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1804 01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:14,458 Zoey, what's taking so long with the candles? Everyone wants cake. 1805 01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:16,916 Wait, wait, wait. Those are the only candles I have left. 1806 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,750 Zoey, we've got a problem. 1807 01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:20,791 What's going on? I thought you were upstairs. 1808 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:23,458 No, she snuck out and spent the night at her boyfriend's. 1809 01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:24,541 What? 1810 01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:27,041 -[distant chattering, laughter] -Whoa. 1811 01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:30,625 I got grounded for fighting. You're never leaving this house again. 1812 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:33,541 Yeah, I went to the school to watch her practice, and she wasn't there. 1813 01:22:33,625 --> 01:22:37,708 Okay, we've got a party going on outside. Let's just talk about this later. 1814 01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:39,500 No, we'll discuss this right now. 1815 01:22:40,208 --> 01:22:42,666 -This is on you, Zoey. -Me? How is this on me? 1816 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,291 Yeah, yeah. This is on you. 1817 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:48,166 And that clueless white dude who has no idea how to raise my Black kids. 1818 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:50,708 Okay, you sound insane. 1819 01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:53,166 And our Black kids are being raised just fine. 1820 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,083 Ugh, darn it. I smudged my liner. 1821 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:57,500 This seem right to you? 1822 01:22:58,041 --> 01:23:00,125 Yeah, he's executed a perfect smoky eye. 1823 01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:01,541 -Great job, honey. -Thanks, Mom. 1824 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:04,916 I'm so sorry I'm late. You will not believe what happened to me. 1825 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,541 I had to charter a jet, babe. 1826 01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:09,625 Wow! DJ, what is this outfit? 1827 01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:12,541 Just doing what you told me to do to get girls. And look, it's working! 1828 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:15,750 -You told my son to be a Satanist? -No. No, no, no. 1829 01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:19,333 I told him to get into whatever the girl he likes is into. 1830 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:22,208 I didn't know that she was into punk rock Fonzie. 1831 01:23:22,291 --> 01:23:24,958 Why are you even talking to my son about any of these things? 1832 01:23:25,041 --> 01:23:26,833 'Cause he knows me better than you do, Dad. 1833 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:29,583 What's my favorite color? Who's my favorite superhero? 1834 01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:33,166 Name five rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Go! 1835 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:35,458 Okay, look. 1836 01:23:36,041 --> 01:23:37,041 [stammers] 1837 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:39,875 I don't need to know how to kill a zombie to know how to raise my son. 1838 01:23:39,958 --> 01:23:42,166 You think any of this mess would happen with me in charge? 1839 01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:45,166 Really? 'Cause you did such a terrific job the last time? 1840 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:48,583 [chuckles] Yeah, whatever. This whole house is out of control. 1841 01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:50,916 You got kids fighting and getting suspended, 1842 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,833 and spending all night at some boy's house! 1843 01:23:52,916 --> 01:23:55,208 -Who spent the night at a boy's house? -[all] Deja. 1844 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:56,458 What? 1845 01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:58,916 And since when do you skip practice? 1846 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,625 Since I stopped playing basketball. I quit. 1847 01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:03,250 You can't quit. You've worked too hard for this. 1848 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:06,083 Who cares? They won't put me in anyway since we didn't donate the gym. 1849 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:09,208 No. No, no. We got scouts from SC coming to that game on Saturday. 1850 01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:10,750 You are not just gonna walk away. 1851 01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:13,000 You understand? This is your life we're talking about. 1852 01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,000 Yeah, and basketball's only part of it. 1853 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:16,458 I loved it because I love my team, 1854 01:24:16,541 --> 01:24:18,583 but it sucks playing with those stupid, snobby girls 1855 01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:20,000 at that stupid, snobby school. 1856 01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:22,500 You can't quit just 'cause you don't like your teammates. 1857 01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:25,333 -You can't force me to play. -[Dom] You know what? This is ridiculous. 1858 01:24:25,416 --> 01:24:27,833 I'm not leaving my kids in this madhouse another minute. 1859 01:24:27,916 --> 01:24:30,958 And you guys can forget about joint custody. I'm filing for full. 1860 01:24:31,041 --> 01:24:32,625 You are being ridiculous. 1861 01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:34,625 -I'm not living with you. -Oh, yes, you are. 1862 01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:36,666 And, Deja, you're playing in that game on Saturday. 1863 01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:39,500 Yeah, and then you're gonna come straight home, because you're grounded. 1864 01:24:39,583 --> 01:24:41,750 -Chris and I were going to the movies-- -No more Chris. 1865 01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:43,666 -You can't do that. -Yes, I can. Can I do that? 1866 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:46,000 -Yes, you can. -Good, 'cause I just did. No more Chris. 1867 01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:47,916 That's not fair. Chris is the only good thing 1868 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,333 that's happened to me since I've been here. I hate it here. 1869 01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:52,041 We all do. 1870 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:54,666 A rent-a-cop trails Mom every time she leaves the house. 1871 01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,916 People here call Harley's ramp an eyesore. 1872 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,666 Bronx and Bailey are too scared to sleep. 1873 01:24:59,750 --> 01:25:03,500 And Haresh is getting his face kicked in by losers at school all the time. 1874 01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:06,166 Yo! Your boy got a few hits in. Trust. 1875 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:09,916 I honestly thought you were all happy. 1876 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,291 No, you're happy. And you didn't notice that we aren't, 1877 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,958 because as soon as you made us move here, 1878 01:25:14,041 --> 01:25:17,000 you took off to do your dumb franchise and left us here to deal with it. 1879 01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:22,583 Wow. I didn't know we were allowed to go off like that. 1880 01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:24,916 I've missed so many opportunities. 1881 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,583 Okay, Deja isn't "going off." Okay? 1882 01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:31,458 She's speaking honestly about her feelings. 1883 01:25:31,541 --> 01:25:33,583 Which is how we've raised you all to be. 1884 01:25:34,791 --> 01:25:36,041 So I'm glad you spoke up. 1885 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:38,416 -Really? -Yep. 1886 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:40,416 Yeah, your mom is right. 1887 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,750 Look, let's calm down, and let's go to the party. 1888 01:25:43,833 --> 01:25:46,875 -Look, I-- Let me-- -Dom, please. Please, for DJ. 1889 01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:49,041 [Kate] Here we go. 1890 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:51,375 -Okay, come on. -Everybody-- Hey, Resh. 1891 01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:53,500 -You're grounded. -Dad! 1892 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:56,000 -[Zoey sighs] -[Paul sighs] 1893 01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:01,333 Deja. That is so incredibly out of line, huh? 1894 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,083 Babe, you just said that you were glad that she spoke up. 1895 01:26:04,166 --> 01:26:06,541 Because I'm trying to be a united front, Zoey. 1896 01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:10,083 I mean, does she not have any idea how hard I'm trying to make all this work? 1897 01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:13,000 Paul, you gotta face it. 1898 01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:15,750 It's not gonna work, because it's not working. 1899 01:26:15,833 --> 01:26:18,791 This neighborhood. The schools. The franchise. 1900 01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:20,291 None of it is right for us. 1901 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,291 Why are you just telling me this now? 1902 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:26,458 Well, babe, because I was proud and so excited 1903 01:26:26,541 --> 01:26:28,750 watching you go big with your sauce. 1904 01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:32,833 And I-- I just went along with all the other bigger and better stuff too. 1905 01:26:33,333 --> 01:26:36,208 Of course, I-- I wanna give our kids more. 1906 01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:38,791 Let's just do it our way like we always have. 1907 01:26:43,625 --> 01:26:44,625 Wow. 1908 01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:50,583 I've been gone so much I really had no idea everyone was this unhappy. 1909 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:52,750 I don't know. I guess, I just-- 1910 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:58,083 I was trying to prove to you that I could give everybody everything they wanted. 1911 01:26:58,166 --> 01:27:00,458 I don't know. I got carried away by those Barbies, 1912 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,666 and they almost convinced me to make lunch. 1913 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:03,875 That's blasphemy. 1914 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:04,958 [laughs] 1915 01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:08,416 But you're right. I can feel it. This isn't us. 1916 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,750 This McMansion and the private schools and that ring. 1917 01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:12,125 Whoa, whoa. [stammers] 1918 01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,416 The ring-- The ring works. 1919 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:14,666 [chuckles] 1920 01:27:21,750 --> 01:27:23,083 Come back for a goody bag? 1921 01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:28,625 No, actually, I'm here to pick up Deja and DJ. 1922 01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:31,583 Or do you not remember me saying I'm not leaving them here? 1923 01:27:31,666 --> 01:27:34,750 Doesn't sound like I'm going to get any argument from Deja. 1924 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:37,458 -You know, she hates it here. -Deja's a teenager, Dom. 1925 01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:39,458 She hates everything that doesn't go her way. 1926 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:43,625 And I think DJ made it very clear that he does not wanna go with you. 1927 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:44,708 Well, 1928 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,916 DJ doesn't know what's good for him. 1929 01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:52,083 You do realize they're my children, right? 1930 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:54,875 Of course, I do, but with all due respect, they're my family too. 1931 01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:56,625 Just because we don't have the same blood 1932 01:27:56,708 --> 01:27:59,541 -or skin color doesn't mean that-- -Okay. No. Stop. Stop. 1933 01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:03,291 Please, don't dismiss that 1934 01:28:03,375 --> 01:28:07,166 like we're talking about sharing the same birthday or taste in music, 1935 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:08,250 because we are not. 1936 01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:11,625 We're talking about an experience that-- 1937 01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:12,875 [sighs] 1938 01:28:12,958 --> 01:28:14,250 That you'll never understand. 1939 01:28:14,333 --> 01:28:16,625 You do realize that I have Black children too, right? 1940 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,666 Listen, man, just because you married a Black woman 1941 01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:21,208 and had babies with a Black woman, does not mean that you know 1942 01:28:21,291 --> 01:28:23,833 how to handle everything that's about to be thrown at them. 1943 01:28:24,708 --> 01:28:28,125 You have no idea what DJ's gonna have to go through in a couple of years. 1944 01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:30,083 I see what you put him through now. 1945 01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:32,250 You can't accept the fact he's this sweet, goofy nerd 1946 01:28:32,333 --> 01:28:33,833 who wants to play Dungeons & Dragons. 1947 01:28:33,916 --> 01:28:36,875 Yeah! Yeah, that's how we see him. 1948 01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:41,208 But, Paul, he's about to become a man 1949 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:44,916 who's gonna be seen as a threat in this racist world 1950 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,208 no matter what he does. 1951 01:28:46,791 --> 01:28:48,958 Do you honestly think that I don't understand that? 1952 01:28:49,041 --> 01:28:51,916 Listen, Paul. Bro… 1953 01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:56,166 I went from a little, skinny kid in the Wild 100s 1954 01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:59,333 on the South Side of Chicago to a three-time MVP. 1955 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:02,541 And I still get pulled over in every city I live in. 1956 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:07,125 [stammers] You can't prepare him for that. 1957 01:29:07,791 --> 01:29:10,875 Because you have no idea what that's like. How it feels. 1958 01:29:11,708 --> 01:29:13,333 How terrifying it is. 1959 01:29:14,875 --> 01:29:15,875 Every time. 1960 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:19,625 [sighs] 1961 01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:23,125 You're right. You're absolutely right. I have never experienced that, 1962 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:24,291 and I never will. 1963 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:29,291 And I respect everything you're saying. 1964 01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:33,041 But one thing I do have. 1965 01:29:34,083 --> 01:29:38,041 I have an incredible bond with both of your kids, 1966 01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:41,916 because I'm here, boots-on-the-ground. 1967 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,500 And I love them. 1968 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:45,000 And they love me. 1969 01:29:46,208 --> 01:29:48,875 And I am doing absolutely everything I can. 1970 01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:50,875 And I'm saying that's not good enough. 1971 01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:58,500 Night, guys. 1972 01:29:58,583 --> 01:30:00,791 Before you go in, there's something we need to tell you. 1973 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:04,041 -What'd you do? Where's my money? -Yo, what are you talking about? 1974 01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:06,083 Save the act, Seth. We know you're a thief. 1975 01:30:06,166 --> 01:30:09,166 Harley heard the Real Housewives of Calabasas talking about some break-ins, 1976 01:30:09,250 --> 01:30:11,166 and we knew it was you. So, busted. 1977 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,500 Okay, just because you don't like him, doesn't make him guilty. It's not that-- 1978 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,875 No, but the fact that he had five hundos in there does. 1979 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,875 And didn't you say he bought you a $200 pair of sneakers? 1980 01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:20,833 Well, yes-- 1981 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:23,375 You told us you saw him stealing from the cash register, didn't you? 1982 01:30:25,541 --> 01:30:28,208 You know, I'm so stupid. How did I think you people cared about me? 1983 01:30:28,291 --> 01:30:29,416 Seth, please, it's-- 1984 01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:31,250 -Please, I-- -I put it back, by the way. 1985 01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:32,666 Not that you people care. 1986 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:36,583 Good job. 1987 01:30:36,666 --> 01:30:37,666 Wait, Haresh. 1988 01:30:38,833 --> 01:30:41,000 -I'm out of here. -What's the matter? 1989 01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:42,750 I don't know what you're trying to prove, 1990 01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:44,875 but stop trying to pretend I'm part of your family. 1991 01:30:44,958 --> 01:30:45,958 I'm cool on my own. 1992 01:30:47,791 --> 01:30:48,958 Seth, wait! 1993 01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:50,041 [pants] 1994 01:30:50,125 --> 01:30:51,500 Let me see what's going on. 1995 01:30:53,125 --> 01:30:56,750 No, you guys, that money isn't stolen. It's from DCFS. 1996 01:30:56,833 --> 01:30:59,125 The state gives us money to cover Seth's living expenses, 1997 01:30:59,208 --> 01:31:00,375 but we just give it to him. 1998 01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:02,750 -What about the break-ins? -[Zoey] It wasn't Seth. 1999 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:06,583 Someone broke into Anne's house during the party while Seth was grounded. 2000 01:31:06,666 --> 01:31:09,500 Seth is still out there, and we have no idea where to look for him. 2001 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,291 -I think I do. -Yo-- 2002 01:31:13,958 --> 01:31:15,250 -Come on! -Hey, let's go! 2003 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:17,416 No, no, no. No. You guys-- No. 2004 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:21,000 He doesn't need our help right-- Harley-- Wait just a second. 2005 01:31:21,083 --> 01:31:23,875 Deja, DJ, get down here right now. We're leaving. 2006 01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:26,083 No, Dom. No. 2007 01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:28,416 Nobody is going anywhere. 2008 01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:30,458 Gotta go. 2009 01:31:31,916 --> 01:31:32,916 What? 2010 01:31:33,416 --> 01:31:36,541 You know-- Deja, DJ, let's go, right now. 2011 01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:38,291 [Baker children] Daddy! 2012 01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:40,791 -[Baker children clamoring] -Hey, watch out! 2013 01:31:40,875 --> 01:31:41,875 Ow! 2014 01:31:41,958 --> 01:31:43,875 -Let's go! -Hey-- Wait a-- Wait a second. 2015 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:47,083 -Wait, wait-- Hey, hey. -Guys, guys, guys, please, please. 2016 01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:48,500 Dad's okay on his own. 2017 01:31:48,583 --> 01:31:50,458 -What's going on? -What's wrong? Where's Paul? 2018 01:31:50,541 --> 01:31:52,083 Okay, everybody, calm down. 2019 01:31:52,166 --> 01:31:55,625 He's fine. He just went down to First and Whittier to look for Seth. 2020 01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:58,083 -Wait, First and Whittier? -Yeah. 2021 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:01,458 -Paul? -Yeah? 2022 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:12,416 [chattering] 2023 01:32:15,291 --> 01:32:16,666 Evening, sir. 2024 01:32:17,791 --> 01:32:22,250 Uh, listen, I'm looking for my nephew. Have you-- Have you seen this kid? 2025 01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:26,083 Nope. But I see you got that new iPhone 12. 2026 01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:28,083 -Yeah. I do-- -Uncle Paul? 2027 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,625 Seth. You're okay. 2028 01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:34,083 -How'd you find me? -Are you kidding? 2029 01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:36,833 I've been sending you birthday cards here for years. 2030 01:32:36,916 --> 01:32:38,583 -Come on. I'm here to take you home. -Just go. 2031 01:32:38,666 --> 01:32:40,041 [Baker children] Seth! 2032 01:32:40,125 --> 01:32:41,583 Seth! 2033 01:32:41,666 --> 01:32:43,875 -[Kate] There he is! You found him! Yes! -[littles] Daddy! Daddy! 2034 01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:46,250 -Guys, what're you-- Babe, I got this. -Seth! 2035 01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:47,916 -[littles] Daddy! -[Kate] All right. 2036 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,375 -Daddy! -[Paul] Hi, guys-- 2037 01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:53,083 Don't worry. He already had booster seats. The bird man has four kids. 2038 01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:54,333 [chuckles] 2039 01:32:54,416 --> 01:32:57,041 Yo. Who invited the Jackson 9? 2040 01:32:57,125 --> 01:32:59,916 If y'all looking for Disneyland, you made a wrong turn. 2041 01:33:01,416 --> 01:33:04,250 -Seth, thank God we found you. -Please come home, Seth? 2042 01:33:04,333 --> 01:33:06,250 -Yeah. -Yeah. 2043 01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:07,458 [Bailey] Please. 2044 01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:09,083 Ooh. 2045 01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:12,333 This you, player? 2046 01:33:12,416 --> 01:33:15,458 -Stop it. -Hey. Don't objectify my mommy. 2047 01:33:15,541 --> 01:33:18,708 Okay. Let's-- Everyone-- Let's go. I got this, okay? I can take it from here. 2048 01:33:18,791 --> 01:33:20,666 -Moving out. -[Baker children] No! 2049 01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:23,041 No way. We're staying. 2050 01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:24,875 I mean, we're family, man. 2051 01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:26,541 And we got your back, dude. 2052 01:33:26,625 --> 01:33:27,916 -Yeah. -[Baker children] Yeah. 2053 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,166 -Definitely. -Yeah, I do too, Seth. 2054 01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:34,375 Uh, you know, even though I didn't really when Harley and I accused you of stealing. 2055 01:33:34,458 --> 01:33:36,833 Yeah, that was kind of harsh. My bad. 2056 01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:39,750 You're the only one that knows how to make monster spray. 2057 01:33:39,833 --> 01:33:41,375 We need refills. 2058 01:33:41,458 --> 01:33:43,791 Bro, come back, dude. 2059 01:33:43,875 --> 01:33:47,416 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have made it through these past few weeks. 2060 01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:48,500 You're my bro. 2061 01:33:48,583 --> 01:33:52,083 You had my back when I needed you, and now I'm a legend. 2062 01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:54,500 -OG homeys for life, dude. -[chuckles] 2063 01:33:56,041 --> 01:33:57,708 Little Indian dude's got heart. 2064 01:33:58,333 --> 01:33:59,416 And a nice chain. 2065 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,500 -I see you, player. Give me some. -Thank you. 2066 01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:03,708 -[Bailey] Dude. -Okay, look, Seth-- 2067 01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:07,958 Please come home, Seth. I'll introduce you to my teddy bears. 2068 01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:11,791 Seth, I know you're upset. 2069 01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:16,708 I get it. You have been passed around so much you don't know who to trust. 2070 01:34:18,166 --> 01:34:19,333 That's not fair. 2071 01:34:19,416 --> 01:34:21,500 I promise you this time's gonna be different. 2072 01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:25,041 No matter what happens with your mom, you're always gonna have a home with us. 2073 01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:26,125 -Right, guys? -Yeah, man. 2074 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:27,416 -Yeah. -[Bailey] Definitely. 2075 01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:29,166 -Yeah! -Come down. 2076 01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:30,583 Thanks, guys. I-- 2077 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:33,458 I know you mean it, but let's face it. [sighs] 2078 01:34:33,541 --> 01:34:35,666 I'm never gonna fit into your fancy new life. 2079 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:37,208 Well, guess what. 2080 01:34:37,291 --> 01:34:40,333 We don't fit in with our fancy new life either. Right, guys? 2081 01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,833 -Not in the slightest! -No! 2082 01:34:41,916 --> 01:34:43,000 -Come on. -Come on, Seth! 2083 01:34:43,083 --> 01:34:46,500 Come home, Seth. Love like this is hard to find. 2084 01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:49,333 -[Baker children] Seth! Seth! Seth! -[chuckles] 2085 01:34:49,916 --> 01:34:51,125 Come on. 2086 01:34:51,208 --> 01:34:53,375 -Come on, Seth! -Come on, man. 2087 01:34:53,458 --> 01:34:55,541 [Baker children] Seth! Seth! Seth! 2088 01:34:55,625 --> 01:34:57,416 Seth! Seth! Seth! 2089 01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,000 -Seth! Seth! Seth! -Seth! Come home. 2090 01:34:59,083 --> 01:35:00,208 See you later, guys. 2091 01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:05,375 -Let's go home. -[Baker family cheers] 2092 01:35:05,458 --> 01:35:06,833 -[Haresh] Woo-hoo! -[DJ] Yeah! 2093 01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,291 Seth! Seth! Seth! 2094 01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:11,583 Seth! Seth! Seth! 2095 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:13,375 -Seth! Seth! -Come on, man. 2096 01:35:13,458 --> 01:35:14,916 Seth! Seth! 2097 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:18,541 -Seth! Seth! Seth! -How about a group hug? Group hug! 2098 01:35:18,625 --> 01:35:21,000 [Luna] Yay! Woo-hoo! [laughs] 2099 01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:22,708 [Paul] Don't crush the twins. 2100 01:35:22,791 --> 01:35:23,791 Hey! 2101 01:35:25,208 --> 01:35:28,083 Oh. [stammers] I hate when I get so emotional. 2102 01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:34,166 [Dom] All right. Hey. 2103 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:36,583 -[Paul] Hey. -[Luna] Are we home? 2104 01:35:36,666 --> 01:35:37,958 Yeah, baby, we're home. 2105 01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:41,375 You guys go upstairs and get in bed. I'll come tuck you in. Okay? 2106 01:35:41,458 --> 01:35:42,750 -Okay. -Okay. 2107 01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:44,708 -Thank you, Dom. -Yeah. 2108 01:35:44,791 --> 01:35:46,500 Hey, guys. [sighs] 2109 01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:48,250 Uh… 2110 01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:53,250 I overreacted, you know, about the whole full custody thing. I don't mean that. 2111 01:35:54,041 --> 01:35:57,083 You know, you and Zoey are raising an amazing family here, 2112 01:35:57,166 --> 01:35:59,458 and I'm glad you guys are part of it. 2113 01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:01,000 And you're right, Paul. 2114 01:36:01,083 --> 01:36:06,083 I missed out on a lot of the boots-on-the-ground stuff. 2115 01:36:06,166 --> 01:36:08,958 You know, teaching this guy to brush his teeth, ride a bike-- 2116 01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,916 Do not regret the teeth stuff. 2117 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:13,083 I'm telling you, a four-year-old's morning breath-- 2118 01:36:13,166 --> 01:36:15,333 It's like a tiny dragon melting your face. 2119 01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:17,250 -[imitates dragon breath] -[DJ laughing] 2120 01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:18,333 Still, man, 2121 01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:21,208 you got all that, 2122 01:36:22,625 --> 01:36:23,625 and I didn't. 2123 01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:25,708 -So, wait, you're jealous of me? -No. 2124 01:36:25,791 --> 01:36:28,291 -No, that-- Of course not. No. -That wouldn't make any sense. 2125 01:36:28,375 --> 01:36:30,333 And DJ, you're right, buddy. 2126 01:36:30,416 --> 01:36:32,750 I don't know anything about what you're into. 2127 01:36:32,833 --> 01:36:35,125 -Yeah. -But I really want to. 2128 01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:37,875 -Really? -Yeah. 2129 01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:42,000 Yeah, I tell you what. How about you and me go to Comic-Con this year? 2130 01:36:42,083 --> 01:36:43,708 You know, make some noise. What do you say? 2131 01:36:43,791 --> 01:36:46,416 What? Yeah. Heck yeah. 2132 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,625 Yo, you wanna cosplay? 2133 01:36:47,708 --> 01:36:49,333 [stammers] 2134 01:36:49,416 --> 01:36:51,791 Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you want. 2135 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:54,875 Yes! I'ma bring my comics. We have so many choices. 2136 01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:57,375 Cool. [chuckles] All right, man. 2137 01:36:58,750 --> 01:37:00,291 What did I just get myself into here? 2138 01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:05,166 You, my friend, just got yourself into a pair of 4XL tights and a cape. 2139 01:37:05,750 --> 01:37:07,250 That's gonna be great. 2140 01:37:15,125 --> 01:37:16,208 Thank you for asking that. 2141 01:37:16,291 --> 01:37:18,125 That is a great question, Bethany. Thank you. 2142 01:37:18,208 --> 01:37:20,375 -Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. -I tried. I couldn't stop him. 2143 01:37:20,458 --> 01:37:22,791 Paul, what's up? We aren't scheduled to sign the paperwork 2144 01:37:22,875 --> 01:37:24,916 -until next week. -Yeah, that's no longer happening. 2145 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:27,791 -What are you talking about? -I'm talking about lunch, Melanie. 2146 01:37:27,875 --> 01:37:30,791 That ridiculous little meal between breakfast and dinner, 2147 01:37:30,875 --> 01:37:33,083 which, FYI, I am also not doing. 2148 01:37:33,166 --> 01:37:35,041 Paul, I think you're overreacting. 2149 01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:38,000 Am I? Because let me tell you a little something about me. 2150 01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:40,708 I love breakfast. 2151 01:37:40,791 --> 01:37:43,416 Breakfast is my jam. 2152 01:37:44,541 --> 01:37:47,208 Jam is also my jam. There're some wonderful jams. 2153 01:37:47,291 --> 01:37:50,041 I love marmalades, um, jellies. 2154 01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:53,125 Quince paste is delightful sometimes on a cheese board. 2155 01:37:53,875 --> 01:37:55,333 I digress. I don't want any of it. 2156 01:37:55,416 --> 01:37:58,833 I want my name back, I want my brand back, and I want all the rights to my sauce. 2157 01:37:58,916 --> 01:38:00,541 I've sold enough to buy it all back. 2158 01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:03,708 Paul, if you walk away from this over a lunch menu, 2159 01:38:03,791 --> 01:38:05,250 you're making a huge mistake. 2160 01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,583 -Huge mistake. -[Paul] I know. 2161 01:38:06,666 --> 01:38:09,458 "Millions of dollars and becoming a household name" and all that. 2162 01:38:09,541 --> 01:38:12,666 Well, guess what. Chef Boyardee was a rock star, but that's not me. 2163 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:15,875 I would rather be broke and at home, making omelets for my kids 2164 01:38:15,958 --> 01:38:18,875 than being a corporate sellout, making soup for you two. 2165 01:38:19,458 --> 01:38:21,375 Chef Boyardee was a real person? 2166 01:38:21,458 --> 01:38:24,375 You're not gonna, like, sue me for this, are you? Please don't. 2167 01:38:24,458 --> 01:38:27,166 'Cause I don't-- I have so many children, and they're-- 2168 01:38:27,250 --> 01:38:28,833 They're so expensive. 2169 01:38:28,916 --> 01:38:29,916 She knows. 2170 01:38:32,458 --> 01:38:34,416 Cool if I come by tomorrow to help you unpack? 2171 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:36,500 I don't know. 2172 01:38:36,583 --> 01:38:38,625 Calabasas to Echo Park is no joke. 2173 01:38:39,291 --> 01:38:41,791 You sure you're up for a long-distance relationship? 2174 01:38:41,875 --> 01:38:44,583 -You think I'm scared of a little traffic? -You should be. 2175 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:47,250 I am. But you're worth it. 2176 01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:48,541 [chuckles] 2177 01:38:48,625 --> 01:38:49,708 You're so corny. 2178 01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:51,750 -[Tricia, Zoey] Aw. -[Karen chuckles] 2179 01:38:51,833 --> 01:38:54,541 Okay, now you have to promise that you're still gonna come around 2180 01:38:54,625 --> 01:38:56,000 -for our mommy playdates. -Yeah. 2181 01:38:56,083 --> 01:38:58,208 Are you kidding me? Of course. 2182 01:38:58,291 --> 01:38:59,416 [gasps] Wait, is, uh… 2183 01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:01,041 Is Anne gonna be there? 2184 01:39:01,125 --> 01:39:02,416 Oh, no. 2185 01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:04,583 She moved to Idaho for the diversity. 2186 01:39:05,708 --> 01:39:06,708 That tracks. 2187 01:39:07,791 --> 01:39:09,666 -[Deja] Hey, Paul. -Yeah? 2188 01:39:09,750 --> 01:39:14,166 I'm glad we're leaving, but I'm sorry for being such a jerk to you about it. 2189 01:39:14,250 --> 01:39:15,833 You weren't being a jerk. 2190 01:39:16,958 --> 01:39:18,625 I appreciate everything you said. 2191 01:39:19,375 --> 01:39:23,583 You know, sometimes one of the most loving things you can do for someone 2192 01:39:24,083 --> 01:39:26,833 is tell them a hard truth that they really need to hear. 2193 01:39:26,916 --> 01:39:28,166 You suck at basketball. 2194 01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:33,958 Why would you lie 2195 01:39:34,041 --> 01:39:37,125 when I just gave you a lecture about the truth? 2196 01:39:37,750 --> 01:39:41,708 [Paul] So we moved out of Calabasas and back to vibrant LA. 2197 01:39:42,208 --> 01:39:43,958 The kids went back to their old schools. 2198 01:39:44,041 --> 01:39:45,750 -[Zoey] Deja rejoined her old team… -Come on, Deja! 2199 01:39:45,833 --> 01:39:47,458 …and got her scholarship to USC. 2200 01:39:48,958 --> 01:39:50,666 -[bird man] Come on! -[Kate] She's so good. 2201 01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:54,666 [Paul] Kate got a great guy with four kids and nine birds. 2202 01:39:54,750 --> 01:39:58,708 [Zoey] And Dom got a cool new girlfriend with two dogs and very healthy boundaries. 2203 01:39:58,791 --> 01:40:00,041 [Paul] That's a little tight. 2204 01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:02,250 [both grunting] 2205 01:40:02,333 --> 01:40:03,541 [cheering] 2206 01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:05,000 My house, baby. 2207 01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:06,291 What? 2208 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:10,333 [Paul] And we found the perfect home for our perfectly imperfect family. 2209 01:40:10,416 --> 01:40:13,083 Wait, you guys, before we go in, let's all take a selfie. 2210 01:40:13,166 --> 01:40:14,250 Here we go. 2211 01:40:15,208 --> 01:40:18,291 [Baker family cheers] 2212 01:40:20,375 --> 01:40:21,708 [Paul] All right, baby, try this. 2213 01:40:24,375 --> 01:40:25,375 Mmm. 2214 01:40:25,875 --> 01:40:28,583 -Yum. What is that? -Right? It's my latest invention. 2215 01:40:28,666 --> 01:40:30,541 It's a croissant soufflé. 2216 01:40:30,625 --> 01:40:33,541 I'm gonna call it a "croissant souff-hey." 2217 01:40:33,625 --> 01:40:34,958 Dad, stop. 2218 01:40:35,041 --> 01:40:36,916 -Guys, that's so bad. -All right, everybody. 2219 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,750 Well, since you're all such critics, what do you think of this? 2220 01:40:39,833 --> 01:40:41,166 -[Zoey] This is amazing. -What is that? 2221 01:40:41,250 --> 01:40:43,458 -[Paul] With a new label. -[Ella] It's us. 2222 01:40:43,541 --> 01:40:45,875 -[Paul] Sit down. -[Zoey] When did you get the time? 2223 01:40:45,958 --> 01:40:47,666 It's us. We look so cute. 2224 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:49,708 -I'm on here? -Of course you are. 2225 01:40:49,791 --> 01:40:51,500 -You're part of the family. -That's so cool. 2226 01:40:51,583 --> 01:40:52,750 Dude, this is dope. 2227 01:40:52,833 --> 01:40:54,000 There's two of me. 2228 01:40:54,083 --> 01:40:56,375 -One of them is me. -There's two of us? 2229 01:40:56,458 --> 01:40:58,041 [laughing] 2230 01:40:58,125 --> 01:41:02,000 All right, who wants some more croissant souff-hey? 2231 01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:03,666 -[laughs] -[children cheering] 2232 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:06,458 -Right? That's what it is. -[Paul] Now you guys like it? 2233 01:41:06,541 --> 01:41:09,833 [Paul] So I didn't get my franchise, but I got something better. 2234 01:41:09,916 --> 01:41:11,166 I got my family 2235 01:41:11,666 --> 01:41:14,708 and a life that's the perfect size for all of our dreams. 2236 01:41:15,333 --> 01:41:19,791 And at the end of the day, there is no sweeter dream than that. 2237 01:41:20,541 --> 01:41:23,875 -["Nothing Without You" playing] -♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ 2238 01:41:23,958 --> 01:41:24,875 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2239 01:41:24,958 --> 01:41:28,208 ♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪ 2240 01:41:28,291 --> 01:41:29,625 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2241 01:41:29,708 --> 01:41:32,500 ♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪ 2242 01:41:32,583 --> 01:41:33,750 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2243 01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:37,000 ♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪ 2244 01:41:37,083 --> 01:41:38,083 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2245 01:41:38,166 --> 01:41:40,583 ♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ 2246 01:41:40,666 --> 01:41:44,375 ♪ We're in this together In a better place ♪ 2247 01:41:44,458 --> 01:41:48,666 ♪ Going through the broken Parts of yesterday ♪ 2248 01:41:48,750 --> 01:41:53,375 ♪ Oh, going out together Living the dream ♪ 2249 01:41:53,458 --> 01:41:58,000 ♪ But none of this means anything Unless you are here with me, oh ♪ 2250 01:41:58,083 --> 01:42:00,083 -♪ Playing on the list ♪ -♪ Girl, I ain't coming ♪ 2251 01:42:00,166 --> 01:42:02,166 -♪ Dime for the song ♪ -♪ So, honey, keep your money ♪ 2252 01:42:02,250 --> 01:42:05,416 ♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪ 2253 01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:08,416 -♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2254 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:11,833 ♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪ 2255 01:42:11,916 --> 01:42:13,083 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2256 01:42:13,166 --> 01:42:16,000 ♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪ 2257 01:42:16,083 --> 01:42:17,458 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2258 01:42:17,541 --> 01:42:20,625 ♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪ 2259 01:42:20,708 --> 01:42:21,708 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2260 01:42:21,791 --> 01:42:24,166 ♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ 2261 01:42:24,250 --> 01:42:28,416 ♪ Forever and ever Yeah, we're in it for life ♪ 2262 01:42:28,500 --> 01:42:32,375 ♪ Constantly evolving Gimme space to get it right ♪ 2263 01:42:32,458 --> 01:42:36,958 ♪ No, nobody's perfect Sometimes we'll disagree ♪ 2264 01:42:37,041 --> 01:42:39,375 ♪ But it'll all go right I'll be by your side ♪ 2265 01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:41,666 ♪ You're rockin' with me, oh ♪ 2266 01:42:41,750 --> 01:42:43,750 -♪ Playing on the list ♪ -♪ Girl, I ain't coming ♪ 2267 01:42:43,833 --> 01:42:45,833 -♪ Dime for the song ♪ -♪ So, honey, keep your money ♪ 2268 01:42:45,916 --> 01:42:49,083 ♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪ 2269 01:42:49,166 --> 01:42:52,083 -♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2270 01:42:52,166 --> 01:42:55,333 ♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪ 2271 01:42:55,416 --> 01:42:56,750 ♪ Me and you ♪ 2272 01:42:56,833 --> 01:42:59,916 ♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪ 2273 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,000 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2274 01:43:01,083 --> 01:43:04,208 ♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪ 2275 01:43:04,291 --> 01:43:05,291 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2276 01:43:05,375 --> 01:43:07,666 ♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ 2277 01:43:07,750 --> 01:43:09,750 [rapping] ♪ My family win it And really, this the beginning ♪ 2278 01:43:09,833 --> 01:43:11,916 ♪ We level up, and no sooner We speak the truth, no hard feelings ♪ 2279 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:14,000 ♪ We ride hard for each other Working bread, extra butter ♪ 2280 01:43:14,083 --> 01:43:16,500 ♪ We fit in perfect together From here it only gets better ♪ 2281 01:43:16,583 --> 01:43:20,458 [singing] ♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪ 2282 01:43:20,541 --> 01:43:24,166 -♪ It would mean nothing ♪ -♪ Nothing ♪ 2283 01:43:24,250 --> 01:43:26,958 -♪ Without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2284 01:43:27,041 --> 01:43:30,708 ♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪ 2285 01:43:30,791 --> 01:43:31,791 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2286 01:43:31,875 --> 01:43:34,625 ♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪ 2287 01:43:34,708 --> 01:43:36,083 ♪ No ♪ 2288 01:43:36,166 --> 01:43:40,333 ♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪ 2289 01:43:40,416 --> 01:43:43,416 -♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ -♪ Nothing without you ♪ 2290 01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:44,500 [song ends]