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A famous man once said,
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"We create our own demons."
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Who said that?
What does that even mean?
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Doesn't matter.
I said it because he said it.
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So, now, he was famous
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and it's basically getting said
by two well-known guys.
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I don't, uh...
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I'm going to start again.
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Let's track this from the beginning.
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♪ Yo listen up here's a story
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♪ About a little guy that
lives in a blue world
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♪ And all day and all night
and everything he sees
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♪ Is just blue like him
inside and outside
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♪ Blue is his house
with a blue little window
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♪ And a blue Corvette
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♪ And everything is blue
for him and himself
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♪ And everybody around
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♪ 'Cause he ain't got nobody... ♪
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Half hour till the ball drops.
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- Hey, do you wanna...
- Tony Stark?
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- Great speech, man!
- I got you, pal.
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I gave a speech? How was it?
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- Edifying.
- Unintelligible.
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- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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It's my favourite kind.
A winning combo.
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- Where are we going?
- Uh, to town, on each other.
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Probably back in your room
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because I also want to
see your research.
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Okay, you can see my research,
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but that's...
I'm not gonna show you my "town."
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Mr Stark.
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Ho Yinsen.
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Ah, I finally met a man called "Ho."
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- Come here.
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I would like to
introduce you to our guest, Dr Wu.
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- Oh, this guy. Hey.
- Mr Stark.
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- You're a heart doctor.
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She's going to need
a cardiologist after I...
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- Bye.
- Perhaps another time?
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It started in
Bern, Switzerland. 1999.
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- The old days.
- Mr Stark!
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I never thought they
would come back to bite me.
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Why would they?
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Oh, wow! Hey, Tony!
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Aldrich Killian.
I'm a big fan of your work.
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- My work?
- Who isn't? He means me.
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Well, of course, but, Ms Hansen,
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my organisation's been tracking
your research since year two of MIT.
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Yeah, we're full.
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Oh, wow, he made it.
He made the cut.
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What floor you going to, pal?
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Well, now, that is
an appropriate question.
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The ground floor, actually,
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of a proposal
I'm putting together myself.
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It's a privately funded think tank
called Advanced Idea Mechanics.
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- Uh...
- She'll take both.
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One to throw away and one to not call.
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"Advanced Idea Mechanics"
or "AIM," for short. Do you get it?
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- I see that, because it's on your T-shirt.
- Aw!
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Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
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Thank you, I'll call you.
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I'm titillated by the notion
of working with you.
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- Yeah?
- I'll ditch these clowns.
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I'll see you up
on the roof in five minutes.
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Just gonna try
and get my beak wet real quick.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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I'll see you up there.
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Damn betcha.
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Come on!
I thought that was just a theory.
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Well, it was.
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If I'm right, we can access the area
of the brain
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- that governs repair...
- Wow.
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...and chemically recode it.
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That's incredible. Essentially,
you're hacking into the genetic...
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...operating system...
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- ...of a living organism.
- Exactly.
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- Yes.
- Wow.
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Is that...
Can you...
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- What?
- Can you not touch my plant?
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It's not...
She doesn't like it. She prefers...
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She's not like the others.
Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
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- Happy...
- Hmm. That's cute...
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Leave her ficus alone.
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Because...
And, no, seriously, don't.
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And you're starting with plants.
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- For now, yeah.
- Huh.
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I'm calling it EXTREMIS.
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- Well, it's...
- Human application.
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Exactly, exactly.
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- Dendritic revitalisation.
- It's revolutionary.
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- Disease prevention...
- Change the world.
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...even limb regrowth.
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You're the most gifted woman
I've ever met.
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Wow.
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- In Switzerland.
- Hmm. That's better.
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- Aw, you're seeing things.
- This week.
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You almost
bought it, didn't you?
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This is what I'm talking about,
the glitch.
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Have you checked
the telomerase algorithm?
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- The what?
- Down!
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Stay down! Stay down, boss.
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- We're good.
- Stay down.
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You... You're...
You're right on me. I made it.
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What the hell was that?
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- What was that?
- It's a glitch in my work. It's...
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She was just talking about it.
Glitches happen.
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It's not Y2K.
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- Hey! Happy New Year!
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- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.
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All right.
I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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- I'll be right outside.
- Okay, cool.
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So, why am I telling you this?
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Because I had just created demons
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and I didn't even know it.
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- Yeah, those were good times.
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Then I moved on.
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After a brief soirée in an Afghan cave,
I said goodbye to the party scene.
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I forgot that night in Switzerland.
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These days, I'm a changed man.
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Forty-six.
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- I'm different now.
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I'm... Well...
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- Forty-seven.
- You know who I am.
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Ow!
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Sir, please may I request
just a few hours to calibrate...
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No. Forty-eight.
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Micro-repeater
implanting sequence complete.
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As you wish, sir.
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I've also prepared a safety briefing
for you to entirely ignore.
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Which I will.
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All right, let's do this.
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Hi, DUM-E.
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How did you get that cap on your head?
You earned it.
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Hey. Hey!
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What are you doing out of the corner?
You know what you did.
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Blood on my mat. Handle it.
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Sir, may I remind you that you've been
awake for nearly 72 hours?
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Focus up, ladies.
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Good evening,
and welcome to the birthing suite.
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I am pleased to announce
the imminent arrival
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of your bouncing,
bad-ass baby brother.
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Start tight and then go wide.
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Stamp date and time.
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Mark 42. Autonomous
prehensile propulsion suit test.
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Initialise sequence.
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Jarvis, drop my needle.
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♪ Dashing through the snow
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♪ In a one horse open sleigh
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♪ O'er the fields we go
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♪ Laughing all the way
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♪ Bells on bob tails ring
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Crap.
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to sing
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♪ A sleighing song tonight
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
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♪ Jingle all the way
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
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♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪
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All right, I think we got this.
Send them all.
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Probably a little fast.
Slow it down.
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- Slow it down just a...
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...little bit.
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Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
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Come on. I ain't scared of you.
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I'm the best.
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As always, sir, a great pleasure
watching you work.
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I guess 72 hours is a long time
between siestas.
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I didn't think it could get any worse.
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Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
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That's when he happened.
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Some people
call me a terrorist.
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I consider myself a teacher.
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America.
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Ready for another lesson?
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In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado,
the US military waited
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until the friendly Cheyenne braves
had all gone hunting.
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Waited to attack and slaughter
the families left behind
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and claim their land.
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39 hours ago,
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the Ali AI Salem Air Base in Kuwait
was attacked.
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I... I... I did that.
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A quaint military church
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filled with wives and children,
of course.
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The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.
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The braves were away.
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President Ems.
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You continue to resist my attempts
to educate you, sir.
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And now you've missed me again.
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You know who I am.
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You don't know where I am.
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And you'll never see me coming.
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Now that we seem to be back,
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let's recap some
of the frightening developments...
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American airwaves were hijacked...
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The nation remains on high alert.
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All attempts to find the Mandarin
have so far proved unsuccessful.
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Central to my administration's
response to this terrorist event
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is a newly minted resource.
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I know him
as Colonel James Rhodes.
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The American people
will soon know him
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as the tron Patriot.
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And how is President Ems responding?
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By taking the guy
they call War Machine
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and giving him a paint job.
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The same suit,
but painted red, white and blue.
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Look at that. And they also
renamed him, "Iron Patriot."
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You know,
just in case the paint was too subtle.
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It tested well with focus groups,
all right?
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"I am Iron Patriot!" It sucks.
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Listen. "War Machine"
was a little too aggressive.
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All right?
This sends a better message.
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So, what's really going on?
With the Mandarin.
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Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
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It's classified information, Tony.
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Okay, there have been nine bombings.
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- Nine.
- The public only knows about three.
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But here's the thing,
nobody can ID a device.
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There's no bomb casings.
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You know I can help.
Just ask.
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I got a ton of new tech.
I got a prehensile suit.
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I got bomb disposal.
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It catches explosions in mid-air.
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When's the last time
you got a good night's sleep?
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Einstein slept three hours a year.
Look what he did.
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People are concerned about you, Tony.
I'm concerned about you.
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You're going to come at me like that?
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No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick...
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...tator.
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Do you mind signing my drawing?
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- If Richard doesn't mind.
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Are you all right with this, Dick?
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Yeah. Fine with me.
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- What's your name?
- Erin.
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I loved you in A Christmas Story,
by the way.
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Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
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After New York, aliens... Come on.
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They need to look strong.
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Stopping the Mandarin is a priority,
but it's not...
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- it's not superhero business.
- No, it's not, quite frankly.
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- I get it.
- It's American business.
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That's why I said I got it.
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- Are you okay?
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I broke the crayon.
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Are you okay, Mr Stark?
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Take it easy. Tony.
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How did you
get out of the wormhole?
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- Wait a minute. Tony!
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- What did you say?
- Tony.
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Sorry.
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I'm just checking on the suit.
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Okay.
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Check the heart.
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Is it the brain?
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No sign of cardiac anomaly
or unusual brain activity.
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Okay, so I was poisoned?
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My diagnosis is that you've
experienced a severe anxiety attack.
258
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,606
- Me?
259
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,764
Come on, man, this isn't a good look.
Open up.
260
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,928
Sorry, I gotta split.
261
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,287
Badge.
262
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,682
- Badge.
263
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,205
Come on, badge.
264
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,131
Badge, guys.
I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
265
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,487
Tony has got them in his basement.
They're wearing party hats.
266
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,720
- This is an asset that we can put to use.
- Uh-huh.
267
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,811
So, you're suggesting that I replace
the entire janitorial staff with robots.
268
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,485
- Thank you.
- What I'm saying is that
269
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the human element of human resources
is our biggest point of vulnerability.
270
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,041
We should start
phasing it out immediately.
271
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,611
- What?
- Excuse me, Bambi,
272
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,966
- you should be wearing...
- Did you just say that?
273
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,650
- Security? Yes?
- Happy? Okay.
274
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,451
I am thrilled that you are now
the Head of Security. Okay?
275
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,250
- It is the perfect position for you.
- Thank you.
276
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,845
- However...
- I do appreciate it.
277
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,843
- ...since you've taken the post...
- You don't have to thank me.
278
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,442
...we've had a rise in staff complaints
of 300%.
279
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,601
Thank you.
280
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,246
It's not a compliment.
281
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,560
It's not...
It is a compliment.
282
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,210
Clearly, somebody's
trying to hide something.
283
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,481
- I... Yes.
- Excuse me.
284
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,528
Ms Potts, your 4:00 is here.
285
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,051
- Thank you.
Did you clear this 4: -00 with me?
286
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,929
Happy, we'll talk about this later,
287
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,361
but right now, I have to go deal with
this very annoying thing.
288
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,851
How so?
289
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,480
I used to work with him
and he used to ask me out all the time,
290
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,567
so it's a little awkward.
291
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,484
I don't like the sound of that.
292
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,481
Pepper.
293
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,441
Killian?
294
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,284
You look great.
295
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,965
You look really great.
296
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,327
God, you look great.
297
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,561
What on earth have you been doing?
298
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,881
Nothing fancy.
299
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,288
Just five years in the hands
of physical therapists.
300
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,329
And please, call me Aldrich.
301
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,562
Uh, you were supposed to be
issued a security badge.
302
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,121
- Happy, it's okay. We're good.
- Yes.
303
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,760
- Are you sure? Okay.
- Yes. Stand down.
304
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,960
- I'm going to linger right here. Okay.
- Thank you.
305
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,845
It's very nice to see you, Killian.
306
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,565
Hey, guy.
307
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,241
Merry Christmas.
308
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,131
After years dodging
the President's ban
309
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,561
on "immoral" biotech research,
310
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,971
my think tank
311
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,126
now has a little something
in the pipeline.
312
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,085
It's an idea we like to call EXTREMIS.
313
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,480
I'm gonna turn your lights down.
314
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,123
Regard the human brain.
315
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,640
Uh... Wait, hold on, hold on.
316
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,569
That's...
That's the universe. My bad.
317
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,529
But if I do that...
318
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,124
That's the brain.
319
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,643
Strangely mimetic, though,
wouldn't you say?
320
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,051
Wow, that's amazing.
321
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,810
Thanks, it's mine.
322
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,166
What?
323
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,131
This. You're inside my head.
324
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,289
It's a...
It's a live feed.
325
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,210
Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
326
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,001
Come on.
327
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,001
Now, pinch my arm.
328
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,162
- I can take it. Pinch me.
329
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,600
What is that?
330
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,009
It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
It's the brain's pain centre.
331
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,604
But this is what I wanted to show you.
332
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,364
Now, EXTREMIS harnesses
our bioelectrical potential
333
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,364
and it goes here.
334
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,649
This is essentially an empty slot
and what this tells us
335
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,530
is that our mind,
336
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,125
our entire DNA, in fact,
337
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,123
is destined to be upgraded.
338
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,361
Wow.
339
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,160
Oh, wait...
340
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,044
- Uh...
341
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,408
- Hello?
342
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,521
- Is this Forehead of Security?
- What?
343
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,205
You know, look...
I got a real job. What do you want?
344
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,600
I'm working.
I've got something going on, here.
345
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,807
What, harassing interns?
346
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,166
Let me tell you something.
Do you know what happened
347
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,241
when I told people
I was Iron Man's bodyguard?
348
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,288
- They would laugh in my face.
349
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,761
I had to leave
while I still had a shred of dignity.
350
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,684
Now I got a real job.
I'm watching Pepper.
351
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,569
What's going on? Fill me in.
352
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,846
- For real?
- Yeah.
353
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,525
All right.
So, she's meeting up with this scientist.
354
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,250
- Rich guy. Handsome.
- Right.
355
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,727
I couldn't make his face, at first. Right?
You know I'm good with faces.
356
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,801
- Oh, yeah, you're the best.
- Yeah.
357
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,245
Well, so I run his credentials.
I make him.
358
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,841
Aldrich Killian.
We actually met the guy back in...
359
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,201
Where were we in '99?
360
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,566
- The science conference?
- Um...
361
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,209
- Switzerland.
- Right, right, exactly.
362
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,765
Killian. No...
I don't remember that guy.
363
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,365
Of course you don't remember.
He's not a blond with a big rack.
364
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,090
At first, it was fine.
They were tanking business.
365
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,323
But now it's, like, getting weird.
He's showing her his big brain.
366
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,164
- His what?
- Big brain.
367
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,801
And she likes it.
Here, let me show you.
368
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,890
Hold on. See?
369
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,761
Look at what? You, watching them?
370
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,564
Flip the screen,
and then we can get started.
371
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,491
I'm not a tech genius like you.
Just trust me. Get down here.
372
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,290
Flip the screen.
Then I can see what they're doing.
373
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,606
I can't!
I don't know how to flip the screen!
374
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,446
Don't talk to me like that any more.
You're not my boss.
375
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,120
All right?
I don't work for you.
376
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,649
And I don't trust this guy.
He's got another guy with him.
377
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,767
He's shifty.
378
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,841
- Relax.
- Seriously?
379
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,445
I'm just asking you
to secure the perimeter.
380
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,846
Tell them to go out
for a drink or something.
381
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,605
You know what? You should take more
of an interest in what's going on here.
382
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,450
This woman's the best thing
that ever happened to you
383
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,965
and you're just ignoring her.
384
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,121
- A giant brain?
- Yeah.
385
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,531
There's a giant brain.
There's a shifty character.
386
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,281
I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna
run his plates and I'm gonna...
387
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,880
You know,
if it gets rough, so be it.
388
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,607
I miss you, Happy.
389
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,802
Yeah, I miss you, too.
But the way it used to be.
390
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,121
Now you're off with the super-friends.
391
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,406
I don't know
what's going on with you any more.
392
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,561
- The world's getting weird.
- Hey!
393
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,641
I hate to cut you off.
394
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,721
- Do you have your Taser on you?
- Why?
395
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,007
I think there's a gal in H.R.
who's trying to steal some printer ink.
396
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,162
You should probably go over there
and zap her.
397
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,566
Yeah, nice.
398
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,489
Imagine if you could hack into
the hard drive of any living organism
399
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,608
and recode its DNA.
400
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,689
- That would be incredible.
- Hmm.
401
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,481
Unfortunately, to my ears,
it also sounds highly weaponisable.
402
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,247
As in, enhanced soldiers,
private armies, and Tony is...
403
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,004
Tony, Tony.
404
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,807
You know, I invited Tony to join AIM
13 years ago.
405
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,927
He turned me down.
406
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,447
But something tells me
now there's a new genius on the throne
407
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,808
who doesn't have to
answer to Tony any more
408
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,848
and who has slightly less of an ego.
409
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,931
It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
410
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,404
As much as I'd like to help you.
411
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,002
Well, I can't say that
I'm not disappointed.
412
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,805
But then,
as my father used to say,
413
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,645
"Failure is the fog
through which we glimpse triumph."
414
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,205
- That's very deep.
- Hmm.
415
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,691
And I have no idea
what it means.
416
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,042
No, me neither.
He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
417
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,690
I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
418
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,441
Happy.
419
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,644
Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
420
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,490
Yes, I just, um...
421
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,962
God, I forgot my other things, so...
422
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,165
I'm just gonna...
423
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,921
I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
424
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,365
What the...
What is that?
425
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,968
You're wearing this in the house now?
426
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,650
What is that, like, Mark 15?
427
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,451
Uh, yeah.
428
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,529
Something like that.
You know, everybody needs a hobby.
429
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,807
Oh, and you have to wear your hobby
in the living room?
430
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,609
Just breaking it in.
431
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,523
You know, it's always a little pinchy
in the gooey bag
432
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,801
- at first, so...
433
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,042
Well, hey, did you see
your Christmas present?
434
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,486
Yes, I did. I...
435
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,086
I don't know how I could've
missed that Christmas present.
436
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,208
Is it gonna fit through the door?
437
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,601
Well, actually,
it's a good question.
438
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,247
I got a team of guys coming tomorrow.
They're gonna blow out that wall.
439
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,765
- Okay.
- So, uh...
440
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,530
Tense? Good day? Huh?
441
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,285
Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty.
Naughty girl.
442
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,967
I don't want to harp on this,
but did you like the custom rabbit?
443
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,161
Did I like it?
444
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,011
- Nailed it, right?
- Wow.
445
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,890
I appreciate the thought very much.
446
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,562
So, why don't you lift up that face mask
and give me a kiss?
447
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,449
Huh...
448
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,366
Yep. Damn it, no can do.
449
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,488
You want to just kiss it on the...
450
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,324
- The facial slit?
- Uh-huh.
451
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,402
Well, why don't I
run down to the garage
452
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,086
and see if I can't find a crowbar
to jimmy that thing open?
453
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,810
Crowbar, yeah.
454
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,247
Oh! Except there's been
a radiation leak.
455
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,243
- I'll take my chances.
- That's risky.
456
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,721
At least, let me get you
457
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,450
like, a hazmat suit you can...
458
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,081
- A Geiger counter or something like that.
459
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,127
Busted.
460
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,809
- This is a new level of lame.
- Sorry.
461
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,327
You ate without me already?
On date night?
462
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,440
- He was just...
- You mean you.
463
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,171
Well, yeah, I just mean
we were just hosting you...
464
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,170
- ...while I finished up a little work.
- Uh-huh.
465
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,566
And yes, I had a quick bite.
466
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,607
I didn't know if you were coming home
467
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,521
or you were having drinks
with Aldrich Killian.
468
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,570
- What?
- What?
469
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,246
Aldrich Killian?
What, are you checking up on me?
470
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,321
Happy was concerned.
471
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,526
- No, you're spying on me.
- I wasn't.
472
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,760
- I'm going to bed.
- Hold on.
473
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,280
Come on. Pep?
474
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,361
Hey, I admit it.
475
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,490
My fault. Sorry.
476
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,685
I'm a piping hot mess.
477
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,891
It's been going on for a while.
I haven't said anything.
478
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,449
Nothing's been the same
since New York.
479
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,007
Oh, really?
I didn't notice that at all.
480
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,682
You experience things
481
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,961
and then they're over,
and you still can't explain them.
482
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,645
Gods, aliens, other dimensions.
I'm just a man in a can.
483
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,160
The only reason I haven't cracked up
484
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,164
is probably because you moved in.
485
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,641
Which is great.
486
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,290
I love you. I'm lucky.
487
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,325
But honey, I can't sleep.
488
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,729
You go to bed, I come down here.
I do what I know.
489
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,564
I tinker. I...
490
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,483
Threat is imminent.
491
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,201
And I have to protect the one thing
that I can't live without.
492
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,009
That's you.
493
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,321
And my suits, they're, uh...
494
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,401
Machines.
495
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,250
They're part of me.
496
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,524
A distraction.
497
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,685
Maybe.
498
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,366
I'm gonna take a shower.
499
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,169
Okay.
500
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,601
And you're gonna join me.
501
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,765
Better.
502
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,531
- Tony.
503
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,646
- Tony. Tony.
504
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,050
To...
505
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,321
Power down!
506
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,321
I must have called it in my sleep.
507
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,687
That's not supposed to happen.
508
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,208
I'll recalibrate the sensors.
509
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,084
Can we just... Just let me...
510
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,606
Just let me catch my breath. Hey,
don't... Don't go. All right? Pepper...
511
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,808
I'm going to sleep downstairs.
512
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,167
Tinker with that.
513
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,845
Can you regulate?
514
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,967
Yes, I can regulate.
515
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,166
- You sure about that?
- Yes.
516
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,131
- It's a decent batch.
517
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,680
- Don't say I never did nothing for you.
- Thank you.
518
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,162
I mean, for understanding.
519
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,721
I'm sorry, buddy.
520
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,125
What are you doing, buddy?
521
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,565
You out by yourself?
A little date night?
522
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,721
Seeing your favourite chick flick,
maybe?
523
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,004
Yeah, a little movie
called The Party's Over,
524
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,969
starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
525
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,041
Here's the ticket.
526
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,481
No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
527
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,967
Savin!
528
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,121
Help!
529
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,009
Help me!
530
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,170
True story
about fortune cookies.
531
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,605
They look Chinese.
532
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,570
They sound Chinese.
533
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,766
But they're actually
an American invention.
534
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,641
Which is why they're hollow,
full of lies
535
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,882
and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
536
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,722
My disciples just destroyed
another cheap American knockoff.
537
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,131
The Chinese Theatre.
538
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,721
Mr President,
539
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,087
I know this must be getting frustrating.
540
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,482
But this season of terror
is drawing to a dose.
541
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,728
And don't worry,
542
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,604
- the big one is coming.
543
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,041
Your graduation.
544
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,846
- Hi.
- Oh!
545
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,804
Do you mind leaving that on?
546
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,681
Sure.
547
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,124
Sunday nights. PBS. Downton Abbey.
548
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,844
That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
549
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,568
One more thing. Make sure
everyone wears their badges.
550
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,846
He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
551
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,049
Plus, my guys
won't let anyone in without them.
552
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,168
We're awaiting the arrival
of Tony Stark.
553
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,880
We're hoping he'll give us
the reaction...
554
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,524
His reaction
to the latest attack.
555
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,521
- Mr Stark, hi there.
556
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,522
Our sources are telling us that all signs
are pointing to another Mandarin attack.
557
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,730
Anything else you can tell us?
558
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,804
Hey, Mr Stark.
When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
559
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,641
I'm just saying.
560
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,808
Is that what you want?
561
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,650
Here's a little holiday greeting
562
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,161
I've been wanting to send
to the Mandarin.
563
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,641
I just didn't know
how to phrase it until now.
564
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,369
My name is Tony Stark
and I'm not afraid of you.
565
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,523
I know you're a coward.
So I've decided
566
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,845
that you just died, pal.
567
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,044
I'm gonna come get the body.
568
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,886
There's no politics here.
It's just good old-fashioned revenge.
569
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,205
There's no Pentagon,
it's just you and me.
570
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,127
And on the off chance you're a man,
here's my home address.
571
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,682
10880 Malibu Point.
572
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,967
90265.
573
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,883
I'll leave the door unlocked.
574
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,160
That's what you wanted, right?
575
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,044
- Bill me.
576
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,449
I've compiled
a Mandarin database for you, sir,
577
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,770
drawn from
S.H.I.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
578
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,411
Initiating virtual crime scene
reconstruction.
579
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,360
Okay. What have we got here?
580
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,764
The name is an ancient Chinese war
mantle meaning "advisor to the king."
581
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,162
South American insurgency tactics.
582
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,686
Talks like a Baptist preacher.
583
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:19,129
There's lots of pageantry going on here.
Lots of theatre. Close.
584
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,761
The heat from the blast was in excess
of 3, 000 degrees Celsius.
585
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,487
Any subjects within 12.5 yards
were vaporised instantly.
586
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,245
No bomb parts found in a three-mile
radius of the Chinese Theatre?
587
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,321
No, sir.
588
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,361
Talk to me, Happy.
589
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,003
When is a bomb not a bomb?
590
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,765
Any military victims?
591
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,081
Not according to public record, sir.
592
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,288
Bring up the thermogenic
signatures again.
593
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,089
Factor in 3,000 degrees.
594
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,891
The Oracle cloud
has completed analysis.
595
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,041
Accessing satellites
596
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,011
and plotting the last 12 months
of thermogenic occurrences now.
597
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,126
Take away everywhere
that there's been a Mandarin attack.
598
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,200
Nope.
599
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,721
That. Are you sure
that's not one of his?
600
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,280
It predates any known Mandarin attack.
601
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,204
The incident was the use of a bomb
to assist a suicide.
602
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,123
Bring her around.
603
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,207
The heat signature
is remarkably similar.
604
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,325
3,000 degree Celsius.
605
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,202
That's two military guys.
606
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,240
Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
607
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,160
Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
608
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,241
Are we still at ding-dong?
609
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,761
- We're supposed to be on total...
610
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,966
...security lockdown.
611
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,881
Come on, I threatened a terrorist.
Who is that?
612
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,610
There's only so much I can do, sir,
613
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,605
when you give the world's press
your home address.
614
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,889
Right there is fine.
615
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,603
You're not the Mandarin.
616
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,762
Are you? Are you?
617
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,930
You don't remember.
618
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,126
Why am I not surprised?
619
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,482
Don't take it personally. I don't
remember what I had for breakfast.
620
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,005
Gluten-free waffles, sir.
621
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,411
That's right.
622
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,410
Okay, look, I need to be alone with you,
someplace not here.
623
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,481
It's urgent.
624
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,764
Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
but now I'm in a committed relationship.
625
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,887
It's...
626
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,730
- With her.
- Tony?
627
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,366
- Is somebody there?
- Yeah,
628
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,283
- it's Maya Hansen.
- Ah...
629
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,403
Old botanist pal
630
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,881
that I used to know, barely.
631
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,650
Please don't tell me
there's a 12-year-old kid
632
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,841
waiting in the car that I've never met.
633
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,921
He's 13.
634
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,809
No, I need your help.
635
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,450
But, what for? Why now?
636
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,808
Because I read the papers and frankly,
I don't think you'll last the week.
637
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,927
I'll be fine.
638
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,321
I'm sorry,
with Happy in the hospital,
639
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,488
I didn't know we were expecting guests.
640
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,449
- We weren't.
- And old girlfriends.
641
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,249
- She's not, really.
- No, not really. I...
642
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,523
- it was just one night.
- Yep.
643
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,329
That's how you did it, isn't it?
644
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,721
- It was a great night.
- Yep. Well, you know.
645
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,723
- You saved yourself a world of pain.
- What?
646
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,404
- I'm sure.
- Trust me. We're going out of town.
647
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,481
Okay. We've been through this.
648
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,607
- Nope.
- Yep!
649
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,640
- The man says no.
- Immediately and indefinitely.
650
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,281
- Honey...
- Great idea. Let's go.
651
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,971
I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea.
Please don't touch her bags.
652
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,530
This is how normal people behave.
653
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,802
I can't protect you out there.
654
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,723
Is... Is that normal?
655
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,968
- Sadly, that is very normal.
- Yes, this is normal!
656
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,690
It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
657
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,087
Calm down.
658
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,049
- I got this for you.
- I'm aware of that.
659
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,491
You still haven't even
told me you liked it.
660
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,846
I don't like it.
661
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,921
I asked you three...
You don't like it.
662
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,207
- We are leaving the house.
- Guys?
663
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,406
That's not even up for discussion.
664
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,687
- Can we, um...
- I said no. What?
665
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,000
Do we need to worry about that?
666
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,481
I got you.
667
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,722
I got you first.
668
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,165
Like I said, we can't stay here.
669
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,881
Oh!
670
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,531
Move! I'm right behind you.
671
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,525
Oh!
672
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,240
Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
673
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,565
Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
674
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,691
Go!
675
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,769
Ch, my God. Tony!
676
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,930
Sir, Ms Potts
is clear of the structure.
677
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,371
Jarvis, where's my flight power?
678
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,488
Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
679
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,606
That's one.
680
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,120
Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
681
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,206
That's two.
682
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,001
Oh.
683
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,088
Tony!
684
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,604
Sir, take a deep breath.
685
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,168
Flight power restored.
686
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,646
Sir?
687
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,450
- Sir!
688
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,566
All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
689
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,610
That's the emergency alert triggered by
the power dropping below 5%.
690
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,681
Oh...
691
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,326
Oh!
692
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,650
It's snowing, right?
Where are we, upstate?
693
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,441
We are five miles outside of
Rose Hill, Tennessee.
694
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,965
Why?
695
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,691
Jarvis. Not my idea.
696
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,482
What are we doing here?
This is thousands of miles away!
697
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,005
I gotta get Pepper.
I gotta...
698
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,841
I prepared a flight plan.
This was the location.
699
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,967
Who asked you?
700
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,000
- Open the suit.
I...
701
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,246
I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
702
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,321
Open it, J.
703
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,527
That's brisk.
704
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,324
Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a...
705
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,325
I actually think
I need to sleep now, sir.
706
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,965
- Jarvis.
707
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,565
Jarvis?
708
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,242
Don't leave me, buddy.
709
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,571
Stark secure server
710
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,610
now transferring
to all known receivers.
711
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,011
Pepper, it's me.
712
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,403
I've got a lot of apologies to make
and not a lot of time.
713
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,370
So... First off, I'm so sorry
I put you in harm's way.
714
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,206
That was selfish and stupid,
and it won't happen again.
715
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,363
Also, it's Christmastime
and the rabbit's too big.
716
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,442
Done. Sorry.
717
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,524
And I'm sorry in advance
718
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,568
because I can't come home yet.
719
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,807
I need to find this guy.
720
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,724
You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
721
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,130
I just stole a poncho
from a wooden Indian.
722
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,646
Let's get you comfy.
723
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,363
You happy now?
724
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:07,767
Freeze!
725
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,324
Don't move.
726
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,365
You got me.
727
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,604
Nice potato gun.
728
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,286
Barrel's a little long.
729
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,281
Between that and the wide gauge
it's gonna diminish your FPS.
730
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,680
And now you're out of ammo.
731
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,250
What's that thing on your chest?
732
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,443
It's an electromagnet.
733
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,480
You should know,
you got a box of them right here.
734
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,041
What does it power?
735
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,963
Oh, my God.
736
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,246
That...
737
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,690
That's...
Is that Iron Man?
738
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,325
Technically, I am.
739
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,048
Technically, you're dead.
740
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,087
Valid point.
741
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,561
What happened to him?
742
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,051
Life.
743
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,720
I built him. I take care of him.
744
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:10,721
I'll fix him.
745
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,847
Like a mechanic?
746
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,405
Yeah.
747
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,007
Hmm.
748
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,845
If I was building
Iron Man and War Machine...
749
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,001
It's "Iron Patriot" now.
750
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,241
That's way cooler.
751
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,651
No, it's not.
752
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,810
Anyways, I would have added in,
um, the retro...
753
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,446
- Retro-reflective panels?
- To make him stealth mode.
754
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,489
- You want a stealth mode?
- Cool, right?
755
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,600
That's actually a good idea.
Maybe I'll build one.
756
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,001
- Not a good idea.
- Oops.
757
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,448
What are you doing?
You're gonna break his finger?
758
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,046
He's in pain.
He's been injured. Leave him alone.
759
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,161
Sorry.
760
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,771
Are you?
761
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,567
Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
762
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,369
So, uh, who's home?
763
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,809
Well, my mom already left for the diner
and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.
764
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,969
I guess he won,
because that was six years ago.
765
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,561
Hmm.
766
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,928
Which happens. Dads leave.
No need to be a pussy about it.
767
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,001
Here's what I need.
768
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,520
A laptop, a digital watch,
a cell phone,
769
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,046
the pneumatic actuator from
your bazooka over there,
770
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,488
a map of town, a big spring
and a tuna fish sandwich.
771
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,728
What's in it for me?
772
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,565
- Salvation. What's his name?
- Who?
773
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,043
The kid that bullies you at school.
What's his name?
774
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,645
How'd you know that?
775
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,970
I got just the thing.
776
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,290
This is a piñata for a cricket.
777
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,080
I'm kidding.
This is a very powerful weapon.
778
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,403
Point it away from your face,
press the button on top,
779
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,561
it discourages bullying.
780
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,007
Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass.
Deal?
781
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,481
Deal? What do you say?
782
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,404
- Deal.
- Deal?
783
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,881
What's your name?
784
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,482
Harley. And you're...
785
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:47,966
The mechanic.
786
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,240
Tony.
787
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,201
You know what keeps
going through my head?
788
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,884
"Where's my sandwich?"
789
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,206
Where is Tony Stark?
790
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,091
Stark secure server.
791
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,248
Retinal scan verified.
792
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,481
- Pepper, it's me.
793
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,484
I've got a lot of apologies to make
and not a lot of time.
794
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,609
So... First off, I'm so sorry
I put you in harm's way.
795
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,047
That was selfish and stupid
and it won't happen again.
796
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,120
Why were you
at the house tonight?
797
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,402
What was so important
that you had to speak to Tony?
798
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:02,210
I think that my boss
is working for the Mandarin.
799
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,971
So, if you still want to talk about it
800
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,123
I suggest that we get
ourselves someplace safe.
801
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,290
Your boss works for the Mandarin,
you think?
802
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,608
But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
803
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,411
That figures. What I actually am
is a biological DNA coder
804
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,841
running a team of 40
out of a privately funded think tank.
805
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,649
But sure, you can call me a botanist.
806
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,048
This boss of yours,
does he have a name?
807
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,881
Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
808
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,481
Well, we took the house down,
sir. But there's no sign of a body.
809
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,681
- Mmm-hmm. I see.
- No Stark.
810
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,321
I have to go.
811
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,641
The master is about to record
and he's a little...
812
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,324
Well, you know how he gets.
813
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,927
Keep your appointment tonight
and call me when it's done.
814
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,521
All right, everybody.
No talking and no eye contact.
815
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,927
Unless you want to get shot in the face.
816
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,641
Report in.
817
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,681
Path is clear.
818
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,165
The master is travelling.
819
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,049
Well, then, what are we waiting for?
820
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,360
The sandwich was fair,
the spring was a little rusty,
821
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,846
the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
822
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,649
By the way,
when you said your sister had a watch...
823
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,801
- Yeah?
- ...I was kind of hoping
824
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,201
for something a little more
adult than that.
825
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,927
She's six.
Anyway, it's a limited edition.
826
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,445
When can we talk about New York?
827
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,409
Maybe never.
Relax about it.
828
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,005
What about the Avengers?
Can we talk about them?
829
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,281
I dunno. Later.
Hey, kid, give me a little space.
830
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,887
What's the official story here?
What happened?
831
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:12,488
I guess this guy named
Chad Davis used to live roundabouts.
832
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,006
He won a bunch of medals in the army.
833
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:20,324
And one day, folks said he went crazy
and made, you know, a bomb.
834
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,088
Then he blew himself up, right here.
835
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,169
- Six people died, right?
- Yeah.
836
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,009
- Including Chad Davis.
- Yeah, yeah.
837
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,562
Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
838
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,881
Think about it.
839
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,568
Six dead. Only five shadows.
840
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,166
Yeah.
841
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:52,084
People said these shadows are
like the marks of souls going to heaven.
842
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,529
Except the bomb guy.
843
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,491
He went to hell,
on account of he didn't get a shadow.
844
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,011
That's why there's only five.
845
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,050
- Do you buy that?
- It's what everyone says.
846
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,807
You know what
this crater reminds me of?
847
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,360
No idea. I'm not...
I don't care.
848
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:18,046
That giant Wormhole in,
um, in New York.
849
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,568
Does it remind you?
850
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,688
That's manipulative.
I don't want to talk about it.
851
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,728
Are they coming back? The aliens?
852
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,126
Maybe. Can you stop?
853
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,002
Remember what I told you,
that I have an anxiety issue?
854
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,889
Does this subject make you edgy?
855
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,201
Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch
my breath for a second?
856
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,123
Are there bad guys in Rose Hill?
857
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,601
Do you need a plastic bag
to breathe into?
858
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,484
- Do you have medication?
- No.
859
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,011
- Do you need to be on it?
- Probably.
860
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,571
- Do you have PTSD?
- I don't think so.
861
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,130
Are you going completely mental?
862
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,490
I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
863
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,480
Remember when I said
to stop doing that?
864
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,086
I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
865
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,522
Ah, man, you did it,
didn't you? You happy now?
866
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,647
What did I say?
867
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,480
- Hey! Wait up!
868
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,044
Wait, wait.
869
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,003
- What the hell was that?
870
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,161
Your fault.
You spazzed me out.
871
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,207
- Okay, back to business.
- Where were we?
872
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,486
The guy who died.
873
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,724
Relatives? Mom?
Mrs Davis, where is she?
874
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,847
Where she always is.
875
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,569
See? Now, you're being helpful.
876
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,681
Uh...
877
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,000
Sorry.
878
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,610
Lady?
879
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,528
Is this, uh...
880
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,561
Thank you.
881
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,691
Nice haircut. it suits you.
882
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,241
Nice watch.
883
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,925
Yeah. A limited edition.
884
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,528
Oh, I don't doubt it.
885
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,800
Well, have a good evening.
886
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,566
Excuse me.
887
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,884
Mrs Davis?
888
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,641
Mind if I join you?
889
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,521
Free country.
890
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,490
Sure is.
891
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,605
All right.
892
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,562
Where would you like to start?
893
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,129
I just want to say,
I'm sorry about your loss.
894
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,720
I want to know
what you think happened.
895
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:45,767
Look, I brought your damn file.
You take it, go.
896
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,526
Whatever was in here,
he wanted no part of it.
897
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,484
Clearly, you're waiting
for someone else. Huh?
898
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,800
Supposed to meet someone here?
899
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,881
Yeah.
900
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,161
Mrs Davis,
your son didn't kill himself.
901
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,129
I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
902
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,961
Someone used him.
903
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,281
What?
904
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,883
As a weapon.
905
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,361
You're not the person
that called me after all, are you?
906
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,441
Actually, I am.
907
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,920
Hey, hey, hey!
908
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,645
What's all this about?
What the hell is going on here?
909
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,730
- It's called an arrest.
910
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,851
- Sheriff, is it?
911
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,803
Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
912
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,928
Homeland Security. We good here?
913
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,843
No, we're not "good."
914
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,600
I need a little more information
than that.
915
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:54,001
Well, I think it's a little above
your pay grade, Sheriff.
916
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,326
Yeah?
Well, why don't you
917
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,448
get on the horn
to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me?
918
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:01,327
All right. You know what?
I was hoping to do this the smart way,
919
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,360
but, uh, the fun way is always good.
920
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,050
Deputy, get this woman out of...
921
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,160
Hey, hot wings, you want to party?
Come on, you and me, let's go.
922
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,848
- Crazy, huh?
- Yep.
923
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,407
Watch this.
924
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,365
You walked right into this one.
I've dated hotter chicks than you.
925
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,761
That's all you got?
926
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,691
A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
927
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,162
Sweetheart, that could be
the name of my autobiography.
928
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,968
- Let me go!
- Help me!
929
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,361
Anyway.
930
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,608
Hey, kid,
what would you like for Christmas?
931
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,648
Mr Stark, I am so sorry.
932
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,926
No, no, no.
I think he was trying to say,
933
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,923
"I want my goddamn file."
934
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,407
It's not your fault, kid.
935
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,885
Remember what I told you
about bullies?
936
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,680
You like that, Westworld?
937
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,441
That's the thing about smart guys,
938
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,009
- we always cover our ass.
939
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,161
Ah!
940
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,129
You're welcome.
941
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,771
For what? Did I miss something?
942
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,808
Me, saving your life.
943
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,043
Yeah. A, I saved you first.
B, thanks. Sort of.
944
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,885
And C, if you do someone a solid,
don't be a yutz.
945
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,248
All right? Just play it cool.
Otherwise you come off grandiose.
946
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,129
Unlike you?
947
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,609
Admit it, you need me.
948
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,206
We're connected.
949
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,440
What I need is for you to go home,
be with your mom,
950
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,847
keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
951
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,160
and stay connected to the telephone
952
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,969
because if I call,
you better pick up. Okay?
953
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,166
Can you feel that? We're done here.
954
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,526
Move out of the way,
or I'm gonna run you over.
955
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,331
Bye, kid.
956
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,405
I'm sorry, kid.
957
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,121
You did good.
958
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,080
So, now you're just gonna
leave me here, like my dad?
959
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,201
Yeah.
960
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,051
Wait, you're guilt-tripping me,
aren't you?
961
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,770
I'm cold.
962
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,281
I can tell.
You know how I can tell?
963
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,285
Because we're connected.
964
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,202
It was worth a shot.
965
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,962
You get this.
It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
966
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,451
It goes with any decor...
967
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,641
- What happened to picture?
- Go to override.
968
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,731
- How is this happening again?
- Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
969
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,801
I'm trying.
There's nothing I can...
970
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,921
Well, where is
the feed coming from?
971
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,083
I don't know,
it's in all of our receivers and I...
972
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,288
The entire East Coast,
the satellites are down.
973
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,760
It's not just our station.
974
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,881
What about a backup manual?
975
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,080
We have an unauthorised
broadcast cutting through...
976
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,046
Mr Vice President,
I think you should see this.
977
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,530
Oh, God, not again.
978
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,326
Is the President getting this?
979
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,204
Mr President.
980
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,443
Only two lessons remain.
981
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,562
And I intend to finish this
before Christmas morning.
982
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,407
Meet Thomas Richards.
983
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,643
Good strong name.
Good strong job.
984
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,245
Thomas, here, is an accountant
for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
985
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,566
But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
986
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,280
I'm going to shoot him in the head,
987
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,644
live on your television in 30 seconds.
988
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,846
No!
989
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,322
The number for this telephone
is in your cell phone.
990
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,529
Exciting, isn't it,
imagining how it got there?
991
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,370
America,
992
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,564
if your president calls me
in the next half-minute,
993
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,365
Tom fives.
994
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,441
Go!
995
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,051
How did he hack my phone?
996
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,088
We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
997
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,400
I have to make this call.
998
01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,891
I'd strongly advise against that.
999
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,566
This is the right thing to do.
1000
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,566
There's just
one lesson left, President Ellis.
1001
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,529
So run away, hide,
kiss your children goodbye.
1002
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:34,601
Because nothing,
1003
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,160
not your army, not your red, white
and blue attack dog,
1004
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,208
can save you.
1005
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,642
I'll see you soon.
1006
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,128
Tell Rhodes,
find this lunatic right now.
1007
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,929
Sir, we tracked
the broadcast signal.
1008
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,843
We have a possible point of origin
in Pakistan
1009
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,046
and the Patriot is ready to strike.
1010
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,282
- Right now.
- Yes, sir.
1011
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,164
Man. Happy, Happy, Happy.
1012
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,210
Don't move!
1013
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,241
Uh...
1014
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:35,521
Hang on a second.
1015
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,361
Hello?
1016
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,210
You ever have a chick straddling you
and you look up
1017
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:43,126
and suddenly she's glowing from
the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
1018
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,726
Yeah, I've had that.
Who is this?
1019
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,767
It's me, pal.
1020
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,922
Now, last time I went missing,
if I remember correctly,
1021
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,002
you came looking for me.
What are you doing?
1022
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,491
A little knock-and-talk,
making friends in Pakistan.
1023
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,561
What are you doing?
1024
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,764
Your redesign, your big rebrand,
that was AIM, right?
1025
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,841
Yeah.
1026
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,801
I'm gonna find a heavy-duty
comm sat right now, I need your login.
1027
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,168
It's the same as
it's always been, "WarMachine68."
1028
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,287
And password, please.
1029
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,408
Well, look, I gotta change it
every time you hack in, Tony.
1030
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,847
It's not the '80s,
nobody says "hack" any more.
1031
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,921
Give me your login.
1032
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,966
With an all caps.
1033
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,681
Yeah, okay.
1034
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,009
That is so much better
than "Iron Patriot."
1035
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,731
Very nice. Very nice.
1036
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,486
I have one question for you.
1037
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,126
What would you like
for Christmas this year?
1038
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,251
Well, David...
1039
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,122
Do not erase a programme from my DVR
unless you are 100% sure...
1040
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,366
One more time!
Ms Elk Ridge, everybody!
1041
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,441
All right.
1042
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,211
Because you erase my shows!
1043
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,081
That ain't gonna cut it.
1044
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,208
We talked about this.
1045
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,808
Excuse me, sir.
I don't know who...
1046
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,604
Shh.
1047
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,160
Morn, I need to call you back.
Something magical is happening.
1048
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,083
- Tony Stark is in my van.
- Shh. Keep it down.
1049
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,685
- Tony Stark is in my van!
- No, he's not.
1050
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,921
I knew you were still alive!
1051
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,001
Come on in. Close the door.
1052
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,760
Oh, wow.
Can I just say, sir...
1053
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:30,966
Yep.
1054
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:32,921
I am your biggest fan.
1055
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,969
Okay. First, is this your van?
Is anyone else gonna come in?
1056
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,287
No, no, no. Just us.
1057
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,441
Great. What's your name?
1058
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,130
- Gary.
- Gary.
1059
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,250
- Oh, wow.
- Right there is fine.
1060
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,566
- Okay.
Okay?
1061
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,880
I get a lot of this, it's okay.
1062
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,240
- Oh, good. Can I just say?
- What do you want? Yeah.
1063
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,691
I don't know if you can tell,
1064
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,888
but I have, like, patterned
my whole look after you.
1065
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,371
- My hair's a little...
- It's fine.
1066
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,970
It's not right,
'cause there's no product in it.
1067
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,844
Right.
1068
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:02,011
I don't want to make things awkward
for you, but I do have to show you...
1069
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,446
Boom!
1070
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,651
- A Hispanic Scott Baio.
1071
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,451
- I'm sorry. Is that me?
- Yeah. It's... I mean...
1072
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,287
I had them do it off a doll that I made,
so it's not like it's off a picture.
1073
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,844
- So it's a little bit...
- Gary. Listen to me, okay?
1074
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,845
I don't want to clip your wings, here.
We're both a little over-excited.
1075
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,843
I got an issue.
I'm chasing bad guys.
1076
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,681
I'm trying to grab a little something
from some hard-crypt data files.
1077
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,846
I don't have enough juice.
1078
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,282
I need you to jump on the roof...
Right?
1079
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,567
Recalibrate the ISDNs.
1080
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,688
Pump it up by about 40%.
1081
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,286
- Got it.
- All right? It's a mission.
1082
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,361
Yeah.
1083
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,442
Tony needs Gary.
1084
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,681
And Gary needs Tony.
1085
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,125
- Be quiet about it. Go.
- Yeah.
1086
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,166
What would you regard
as the defining moment of your life?
1087
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,521
Well, uh, I think that would be the day
I decided not to let my injury beat me.
1088
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,484
Will you please state
your name for the camera?
1089
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,800
Ellen Brandt.
1090
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:22,245
Okay. So, the injections
are administered periodically.
1091
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,760
Addiction will not be tolerated.
1092
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,770
And those who cannot regulate
will be cut from the programme.
1093
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,004
Once misfits, cripples...
1094
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,769
You are the next iteration
of human evolution.
1095
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,925
Everybody, before we start...
1096
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:44,209
I promise you, looking back at your life,
there will be nothing as bitter
1097
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:48,444
as the memory of that glorious risk
you prudently elected to forego.
1098
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,170
Today is your glory.
1099
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,366
Let's begin.
1100
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,926
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here!
1101
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,441
Get her out!
Get them out of here!
1102
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,284
A bomb is not a bomb
when it's a misfire.
1103
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,005
The stuff doesn't always work.
Right, pal?
1104
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,287
It's faulty,
but you found a buyer, didn't you?
1105
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,727
Sold it to the Mandarin.
1106
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,567
Got you, pal.
1107
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,643
What happened?
1108
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,328
Fun fact.
1109
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,529
Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
1110
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,005
the idealistic Wernher von Braun
1111
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,322
dreamed of space travel.
1112
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,443
He stargazed.
1113
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,282
Do you know what he said when
the first V-2 hit London?
1114
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,727
"The rocket performed perfectly."
1115
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,325
"It just landed on the wrong planet."
1116
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:06,001
See, we all begin wide-eyed.
Pure science.
1117
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:11,646
And then the ego steps in,
the obsession.
1118
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,961
And you look up,
1119
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,321
you're a long way from shore.
1120
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:22,404
You can't be too hard on yourself,
Maya.
1121
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,571
I mean, you gave your research
to a think tank.
1122
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:29,201
Yeah, but Killian built that think tank
on military contracts.
1123
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,801
That's exactly what we used to do.
1124
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,128
So, don't judge yourself.
1125
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,608
Thank you, Pepper.
1126
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,604
I really appreciate that.
1127
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,601
- Hi, good evening. Come on in.
- Good evening.
1128
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:53,771
Maya, run!
1129
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,605
Hi, Pepper.
1130
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,408
So, you want to tell me why you
were at Stark's mansion last night?
1131
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:02,801
I'm trying to fix this thing.
1132
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,201
I didn't know you and the master
were gonna blow the place up.
1133
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:08,648
Oh, I see. So, you were trying
to save Stark when he threatened us?
1134
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,609
I've told you, Killian, we can use him.
1135
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,682
Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
1136
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,730
Look, if we want to launch product
next year, I need Stark.
1137
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:21,367
He just lacked a decent incentive.
Now, he has one.
1138
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,929
This is support team Blue-Zero.
1139
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,685
Sending coordinates for a suspected
Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
1140
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,807
Copy.
1141
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,081
Nobody move.
1142
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,282
Oh. Support Blue-Zero,
1143
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:49,283
unless the Mandarin's next attack
on the U.S.
1144
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,930
involves cheaply-made sportswear,
1145
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,441
I think you messed up again.
1146
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,364
Yes, you're free, uh,
if you weren't before.
1147
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:57,687
It's... Of course.
1148
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,761
Yes, ma'am.
1149
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,007
Iron Patriot on the job.
1150
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,161
Happy to help.
1151
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,441
No need to thank me, ma'am.
1152
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:03,840
It's my pleasure.
1153
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,201
Savin?
I've acquired the Patriot armour.
1154
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,566
If you want this suit,
1155
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,961
you're going to have to
pry my cold dead body out of it.
1156
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,770
That's the plan, Colonel.
1157
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,931
Harley, tell me what's happening.
Give me a full report.
1158
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,322
Yeah, I'm still eating that candy.
Do you want me to keep eating it?
1159
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,441
- How much have you had?
- Two or three bowls.
1160
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,330
- Can you still see straight?
- Sort of.
1161
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,920
That means you're fine.
Give me Jarvis.
1162
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,401
Jarvis, how are we?
1163
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,721
It's totally fine, sir.
I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
1164
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,883
and then at the end of the sentence
I say the wrong cranberry.
1165
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,246
And, sir, you were right.
1166
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:45,005
Once I factored in
available AIM down/ink facilities
1167
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,482
I was able to pinpoint
the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
1168
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,922
What are we talking?
Far East, Europe, North Africa,
1169
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,968
Iran, Pakistan, Syria?
Where is it?
1170
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,446
Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
1171
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,400
Okay, kid, I'm gonna have
to walk you through
1172
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,885
rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
1173
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,405
but not right now.
1174
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,561
Harley, where is he really?
1175
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,600
Just look on the screen
and tell me where it is.
1176
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,248
Um, it does say Miami, Florida.
1177
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,290
Okay, first things first, I need
the armour. Where are we at with it?
1178
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,766
Uh, it's not charging.
1179
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,329
Actually, sir, it is charging,
but the power source is questionable.
1180
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,841
It may not succeed
in revitalising the Mark 42.
1181
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,883
What's questionable about electricity?
All right?
1182
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:29,806
- It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna...
- I don't wanna...
1183
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:31,846
Oh, God, not again.
1184
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:33,644
- Tony?
1185
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,603
Are you having another attack?
1186
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,000
I didn't even mention New York.
1187
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:42,522
Right, and then you just said it by name
while denying having said it.
1188
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,410
Okay, um, uh...
1189
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,681
God, what am I gonna do?
1190
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,328
Just breathe.
Really, just breathe.
1191
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,246
You're a mechanic, right?
1192
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,765
Right.
1193
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,925
You said so.
1194
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,405
Yes, I did.
1195
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,405
Why don't you just build something?
1196
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,447
Okay.
1197
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,521
Thanks, kid.
1198
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:07,286
Why is it so hot in here?
I told you to put it at 68.
1199
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,691
My fault again.
1200
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,600
Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
I am not your personal air con...
1201
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,080
Well.
1202
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,807
I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes.
1203
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:20,407
Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
1204
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,766
- That's me.
- Ah!
1205
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,407
Nessie.
1206
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:28,567
Did you know that fortune cookies
aren't even Chinese?
1207
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,165
There's some guy over here.
1208
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,449
They're made by Americans,
based on a Japanese recipe.
1209
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,727
Hey!
1210
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:37,881
Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
1211
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:39,487
Don't move.
1212
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,722
I'm not moving.
You want something? Take it.
1213
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,801
Although the guns are all fake
1214
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,723
because those wankers
wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
1215
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,041
- What?
- Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
1216
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,280
Heard enough.
1217
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,488
You're not him.
The Mandarin, the real guy.
1218
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,687
Where?
1219
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,922
Where's the Mandarin?
Where is he?
1220
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,966
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
1221
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,644
- He's here, but he's not here.
- What do you mean?
1222
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,804
It's complicated.
Hey, it's complicated.
1223
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,644
- It is.
- It's complicated.
1224
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,080
Uncomplicate it.
Ladies, out.
1225
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,800
Get out of the bed.
Get into the bathroom.
1226
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,646
Sit.
1227
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,880
- Ew!
- Oh, Jesus.
1228
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,963
My name is Trevor.
Trevor Slattery.
1229
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,087
What are you?
1230
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:27,811
What are you, a decoy?
You're a double, right?
1231
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,970
What, you mean like an understudy?
No, absolutely not.
1232
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,850
Don't hurt the face!
I'm an actor.
1233
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,722
You got a minute to live.
Fill it with words.
1234
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,771
It's just a role.
"The Mandarin," see, it's not real.
1235
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,248
Then how did you get here, Trevor?
1236
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:51,367
Well, I, um, had a little
problem with, um, substances.
1237
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:55,684
And I ended up doing things,
no two ways about it,
1238
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,081
in the street,
that a man shouldn't do.
1239
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,685
- Next?
- Then,
1240
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:02,690
they approached me
about the role,
1241
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,171
and they knew about the drugs.
1242
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,401
What did they say?
They'd get you off them?
1243
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,205
They said they'd give me more.
1244
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,327
They gave me things.
1245
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,927
They gave me this palace.
They gave me plastic surgery.
1246
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,241
They gave me things.
1247
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,566
Did you just nod off?
1248
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,721
Hey.
1249
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,643
No, and a lovely speedboat.
1250
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,121
And the thing was, he needed someone
1251
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:26,165
to take credit
for some accidental explosions.
1252
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:30,561
"He"?
1253
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,168
- Killian?
- Killian.
1254
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,084
- He created you?
- He created me.
1255
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:39,807
Custom-made terror threat.
1256
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,084
Yes. Yes.
1257
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,044
His think tank thinked it up.
1258
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,767
The pathology of a serial killer.
1259
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,850
The manipulation
of Western iconography.
1260
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:53,403
Ready for another lesson?
1261
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,966
Blah, blah, blah.
1262
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:56,526
No.
1263
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,443
Of course,
it was my performance
1264
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,567
that brought the Mandarin to life.
1265
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,125
Your performance?
1266
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,167
Where people died?
1267
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:04,964
No, they didn't.
1268
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,968
Look around you.
The costumes, green screen.
1269
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,208
Honestly,
I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
1270
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:13,089
And when I was,
it was movie magic, love.
1271
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,360
I'm sorry, but I got a best friend
who's in a coma
1272
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,561
and he might not wake up.
1273
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,001
So you're gonna have
to answer for that.
1274
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,570
You're still going down, pal.
1275
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:20,641
You under...
1276
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:30,244
Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
1277
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,841
- I didn't tell him anything.
- Nothing?
1278
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:34,841
No.
1279
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:36,721
You should have pressed
the panic button.
1280
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,647
Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
1281
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,281
Ah...
1282
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,401
Okay.
1283
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,010
It's just like old times, huh?
1284
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,091
Oh, yeah. With zip ties.
It's a ball.
1285
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,810
It wasn't my idea.
1286
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,882
Okay. So you took Killian's card.
1287
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:12,041
I took his money.
1288
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:14,527
And here you are 13 years later,
in a dungeon.
1289
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,409
- No.
- Yeah.
1290
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,170
No, you're in a dungeon.
I'm free to go.
1291
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,086
Yeah?
1292
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,485
A lot has happened, Tony.
1293
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:27,885
But I'm close.
1294
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,688
EXTREMIS is practically stabilised.
1295
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,922
I'm telling you it isn't.
I'm on the street.
1296
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,445
People are going bang.
They're painting the walls.
1297
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,851
Maya, you're kidding yourself.
1298
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,206
Then help me fix it.
1299
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,891
Did I do that?
1300
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,201
Yes.
1301
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,040
I remember the night, not the morning.
1302
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:50,206
Is this what
you've been chasing around?
1303
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,362
- You don't remember?
- I can't help you.
1304
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:56,967
You used to have a moral psychology.
1305
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,202
You used to have ideals.
1306
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,961
You wanted to help people.
1307
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,929
Now look at you.
1308
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,928
I get to wake up every morning
with someone who
1309
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:11,765
still has their soul.
1310
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,441
Get me out of here.
1311
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:22,930
Come on.
1312
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,120
You know what my old man
used to say to me?
1313
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,883
One of his favourite of many sayings...
1314
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:34,329
"The early bird gets the worm, but
the second mouse gets the cheese."
1315
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:36,682
You're not still pissed off
about the Switzerland thing, are you?
1316
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,161
How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
1317
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,242
I'm here to thank you.
1318
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:43,760
You gave me the greatest gift
that anybody's ever given me.
1319
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,885
Desperation.
1320
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:48,090
If you think back to Switzerland,
1321
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:51,204
you said you'd meet me
on the rooftop, right?
1322
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,170
Well, for the first 20 minutes,
1323
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,568
I actually thought you'd show up.
1324
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,449
And the next hour...
1325
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:04,443
I considered taking that
one-step shortcut to the lobby.
1326
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:05,721
If you know what I mean.
1327
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:09,124
Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out
what happened to the first mouse.
1328
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,887
But as I looked out over that city,
1329
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:14,805
nobody knew I was there,
nobody could see me,
1330
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,121
no one was even looking.
1331
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:21,205
I had a thought that would
guide me for years to come.
1332
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,006
Anonymity, Tony.
1333
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,481
Thanks to you,
it's been my mantra ever since.
1334
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:27,641
Right?
1335
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,121
You simply rule
from behind the scenes.
1336
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,680
Because the second
you give evil a face,
1337
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,724
a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin,
1338
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,404
you hand the people a target.
1339
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,170
You're something else.
1340
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,481
You have met him, I assume?
1341
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,164
Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
1342
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,561
I know he's a little
over the top sometimes.
1343
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,369
It's not entirely my fault.
He has a tenden...
1344
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:49,487
He's a stage actor.
1345
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:53,563
They say his Lear was
the toast of Croydon, wherever that is.
1346
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,722
Anyway, the point is,
1347
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,122
ever since that big dude
with the hammer fell out of the sky,
1348
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,521
subtlety has kind of had its day.
1349
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,764
What's next for you in your world?
1350
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,571
Well, I wanted to repay you
the selfsame gift
1351
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,961
that you so graciously imparted to me.
1352
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:15,761
Desperation.
1353
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,767
Now, this is live.
1354
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,089
I'm not sure if you can tell,
but at this moment
1355
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:24,448
the body is trying to decide
whether to accept EXTREMIS
1356
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:25,601
or just give up.
1357
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,529
And if it gives up,
1358
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:32,530
I have to say,
the detonation is quite spectacular.
1359
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:36,927
But until that point,
it's really just a lot of pain.
1360
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:41,644
We haven't even talked salary yet.
1361
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,201
What kind of perk package
are you thinking of?
1362
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,081
Let him go.
1363
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:48,407
Hold on, hold on.
1364
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:50,407
Maya...
1365
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,443
I said, let him go.
1366
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,605
What are you doing?
1367
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:57,411
1200 CCs.
A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
1368
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:02,490
It's times like this my temper
is tested somewhat.
1369
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,891
Maya, give me the injector.
1370
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,440
If I die, Killian,
1371
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:09,603
what happens to your soldiers?
What happens to your product?
1372
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,920
We're not doing this, okay?
1373
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:13,160
What happens to you?
What happens if you go too hot?
1374
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,287
The good news is,
1375
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:30,881
a high-level position
has just been vacated.
1376
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:41,566
You are a maniac.
1377
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,802
No, I'm a visionary.
1378
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:46,367
But I do own a maniac.
1379
01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:49,410
And he takes the stage tonight.
1380
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,201
Once we get the Patriot installed,
1381
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:57,250
it will take me
nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
1382
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,731
Well, that's great,
but the last time I looked
1383
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,040
there was somebody
inside of it.
1384
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:07,400
Afternoon, gentlemen.
1385
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,605
Hello, Colonel.
1386
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:14,925
Step aside.
1387
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,285
Oh!
1388
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:25,124
We'll get you out of there.
1389
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,326
Don't worry.
1390
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:28,769
You'll damage the armour.
1391
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,411
Yes, I will.
1392
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,161
But you can fix it, right?
1393
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:35,728
I'm gonna take the Chinook
to base camp.
1394
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:37,330
And I want Potts with me.
1395
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:38,401
She's still in Phase Two.
1396
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,680
You're not going deaf, are you?
1397
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,686
Careful, there.
It's a limited edition.
1398
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,127
Hey, uh, Ponytail Express.
1399
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:05,323
What's the mileage count
between Tennessee and Miami?
1400
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:06,521
832 miles.
1401
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,131
Very nice.
1402
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:09,880
- I'm good like that.
1403
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:11,605
Can you, uh, stop that?
1404
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,250
Break it, you bought it.
1405
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,601
I think I bought it.
1406
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,206
Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
That belongs to my friend's sister.
1407
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:21,647
And that's why
I'm gonna kill you first.
1408
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:23,846
- What are you gonna do to me?
- You'll see.
1409
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,525
You're zip-tied to a bed.
1410
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:27,885
This.
1411
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:31,967
That.
1412
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,370
Are you coming out?
1413
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:42,809
Do not open. Do not open.
Don't open. Don't open.
1414
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:44,484
- All right. Let's go.
1415
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,841
You... You breathe fire? Okay.
1416
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:02,131
It's a glorious day, Savin.
1417
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,168
This time tomorrow,
1418
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:07,847
I'll have the West's
most powerful leader in one hand,
1419
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:11,686
and the world's
most feared terrorist in the other.
1420
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,930
I'll own the war on terror.
1421
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:16,971
Create supply and demand.
1422
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:21,406
For you, for your brothers and sisters.
1423
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:25,688
Trust me,
you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
1424
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:28,206
on the ground in five, four, three...
1425
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:29,566
Come on! Two...
1426
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:32,611
How did we get this shift?
1427
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,171
All right,
I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
1428
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,045
- Put down your weapons.
1429
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,487
Tie yourselves to those chairs.
I'll let you live.
1430
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:40,961
In five, four, bang!
1431
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:42,121
- Ooh!
- Wow. That was...
1432
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:44,049
You should be gone by now.
You should've already been gone.
1433
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:45,650
I am just beyond terrified.
1434
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,251
Here it comes.
1435
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,688
- Three, four...
- Shut up.
1436
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,680
- Five, four, three, two, one!
1437
01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:54,005
- Told you.
1438
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:06,721
Where's the rest?
1439
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:08,565
Honestly,
I hate working here. They are so weird.
1440
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,329
Ah! Better late than never.
1441
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,247
Not this time.
Not the face.
1442
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:27,643
Phew! It's good to be back.
Hello, by the way.
1443
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:29,051
Oh, hello, sir.
1444
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,921
All personnel, Stark is loose
and somewhere in the compound.
1445
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,611
Repeat, Stark is loose
and somewhere in the compound.
1446
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,200
- Ah! Let's go!
1447
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:42,560
Aw, crap.
1448
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,361
Tony?
1449
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:57,761
Rhodey, tell me
that was you in the suit.
1450
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,922
- No. You got yours?
- Uh... Mmm.
1451
01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:02,129
Kind of.
Main house, as fast as you can.
1452
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:04,040
There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
1453
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:11,571
- You, you, you! Move! Get out!
1454
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:14,161
The room is secure.
I have eyes on the Mandarin.
1455
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:15,880
- What's this? I had winners.
1456
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:24,766
What have you come as?
1457
01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:27,282
You make a move,
and I break your face.
1458
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:32,247
I never thought people had been hurt.
They lied to me.
1459
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:33,721
This is the Mandarin?
1460
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,803
Yeah, I know, it's...
It's embarrassing.
1461
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,684
Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
1462
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,890
I know I'm shorter in person.
A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
1463
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:42,849
But, um, hey,
if you're here to arrest me,
1464
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,724
there's some people I'd like to roll on.
1465
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,245
Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
1466
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:48,482
You tell him where Pepper is
and he'll stop doing it.
1467
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,085
- Doing what?
1468
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:52,367
Oh! I get it! Ow! That hurt.
I get it! I get it!
1469
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,168
I don't know about any Pepper,
but I know about the plan.
1470
01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:57,241
Spill.
1471
01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:58,401
Do you know
what they did to my suit?
1472
01:29:58,480 --> 01:29:59,527
What? No.
1473
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,088
But I do know it's happening
off the coast.
1474
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:05,562
Something to do with a big boat.
1475
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:07,005
I can take you there.
1476
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,529
Olé, olé, olé, olé...
1477
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:12,604
Tony, I swear to God,
I'm gonna blow his face off.
1478
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:16,685
Oh, and this next bit may include
the vice president as well.
1479
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:18,441
Is that...
Is that important?
1480
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,284
- Somewhat.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1481
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:24,121
So?
1482
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:26,045
What are we gonna do?
1483
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,201
I mean, we don't have any transport.
1484
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:28,281
- Right.
1485
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:31,321
Hey, Ringo.
1486
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:34,006
Didn't you say something
about a "lovely speedboat"?
1487
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:38,720
If he's right about the location,
we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.
1488
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:39,927
But we also have to figure out this
1489
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,764
- vice president thing, right?
- Right.
1490
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:43,080
I wonder who I'm calling right now.
1491
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:44,360
Oh! That's the vice president.
1492
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:45,686
Thanks.
1493
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:47,446
Hello?
1494
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,204
Sir, this is Tony Stark.
1495
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:51,170
Welcome back to the land of the living.
1496
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:53,527
We believe you're about to be drawn
into the Mandarin campaign.
1497
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,125
We gotta get you somewhere safe
as soon as possible.
1498
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:57,921
Mr Stark, I'm about
to eat honey-roast ham,
1499
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,241
surrounded by the Agency's finest.
1500
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,642
The president's safe on Air Force One
with Colonel Rhodes.
1501
01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:04,767
I think we're good, here.
1502
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:06,842
Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.
1503
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,120
They're using the Iron Patriot
as a Trojan horse.
1504
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,565
They're gonna take out
the president somehow.
1505
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,401
We have to immediately
alert that plane.
1506
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:14,608
Okay, I'm on it.
I'll have security lock it down.
1507
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:17,604
If need be, they can have
F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.
1508
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,520
- Thank you, Colonel.
- Rhodes and Stark out.
1509
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,804
Everything okay, sir?
1510
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:24,881
Couldn't be better.
1511
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,250
I love you, babe.
1512
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:55,365
Colonel Rhodes.
1513
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:58,762
Glad to see you could make it, son.
I feel safer already.
1514
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:04,726
We gotta make a decision.
1515
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,610
We can either save the president,
or Pepper. We can't do both.
1516
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,410
Sir,
I have an update from Malibu.
1517
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:11,608
The cranes have finally arrived,
1518
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,760
and the cellar doors
are being cleared as we speak.
1519
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:15,524
And what about
the suit I'm wearing?
1520
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:17,967
The armour is now at 92%.
1521
01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:20,122
That's going to have to do.
1522
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:30,243
Oh! Here he comes.
Here he comes. Get a quick picture.
1523
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,367
Sure.
1524
01:32:32,440 --> 01:32:33,805
Oh!
1525
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:49,880
Everything all right, Colonel?
1526
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:24,728
It is an honour, Mr President.
1527
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:27,122
If you're gonna do it, do it!
1528
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:29,444
Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.
1529
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:31,045
That's not how the Mandarin works.
1530
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,601
Sir, Air Force One
has been compromised.
1531
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:35,603
Internal shots, temperature spikes.
1532
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:36,886
Get me eyes on it now.
1533
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,163
Image coming through now, sir.
1534
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:43,369
Was that Rhodes?
1535
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:53,885
Is anyone there?
1536
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:55,884
Let us out!
1537
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:13,850
The President.
1538
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:15,566
Now.
1539
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:16,641
He's not here.
1540
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,529
Try the jet stream?
1541
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:25,563
Speaking of which, go fish.
1542
01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:50,288
Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
1543
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:04,281
How many in the air?
1544
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:06,007
Thirteen, sir.
1545
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:09,968
- How many can I carry?
- Four, sir.
1546
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,561
Slow down. Slow down, relax.
What's your name? Heather?
1547
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:30,611
Oh, God! No! No!
1548
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:33,441
Listen to me.
See that guy?
1549
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:35,481
I'm gonna swing by,
you're just gonna grab him.
1550
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:37,046
- You got it?
- What? Oh!
1551
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:42,882
I'll electrify your arm,
you won't be able to open your hand.
1552
01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:45,326
We can do this, Heather.
1553
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:56,441
Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
1554
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,928
Remember that game
called Barrel of Monkeys?
1555
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:03,081
That's what we're going to do.
1556
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:04,446
18,000 feet.
1557
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:06,280
Come on, people.
Everybody, grab your monkey.
1558
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:12,246
Nice.
1559
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,250
10,000 feet.
1560
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:18,840
6,000 feet.
1561
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:20,565
Come on, people.
1562
01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:22,726
Come on, come on, come on!
1563
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:27,166
Yeah!
1564
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:29,091
1,000 feet.
1565
01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:31,844
400 feet.
1566
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:33,640
200 feet, sir.
1567
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:35,360
He's a chunky monkey,
let's get him.
1568
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:37,041
Hello.
1569
01:36:58,400 --> 01:36:59,481
We made it!
1570
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:01,685
Nice work, guys!
1571
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:04,411
Excellent.
Good team effort all around. Go us.
1572
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:05,761
All right, Jarvis.
1573
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:08,121
But it's only half-done.
We've still got to get Pepper...
1574
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:16,884
That came out of nowhere.
1575
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:18,166
Wow.
1576
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,726
Give me some good news, man.
1577
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:20,801
I think they all made it.
1578
01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:21,847
Oh, thank God.
1579
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,241
Yeah, but I missed the president.
1580
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:25,283
You couldn't save the president
with the suit,
1581
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:27,528
how are we gonna save Pepper
with nothing?
1582
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,648
Uh... Say, Jarvis,
is it that time?
1583
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,643
The House Party protocol sir?
1584
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:32,767
Correct.
1585
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:04,485
Hi.
1586
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:14,327
You think he's gonna help you?
1587
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:16,405
He won't.
1588
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:24,765
Having you here is not
just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um...
1589
01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:27,971
Well, it's actually
more embarrassing than that.
1590
01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:30,247
You're here as my, um...
1591
01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:33,003
Trophy.
1592
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,168
Mmm.
1593
01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:46,566
Good evening, sir.
1594
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:53,925
Welcome aboard, Mr President.
1595
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:04,160
Ever hear
of an elephant graveyard?
1596
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:08,922
Well, two years ago,
the elephant in the room was this scow.
1597
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:12,366
This is the Roxxon Norco.
1598
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:13,601
And, of course, you'll remember
1599
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:16,365
that when she spilled a million gallons
of crude off Pensacola,
1600
01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:19,365
thanks to you,
not one fat cat saw a day in court.
1601
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:21,529
What do you want from me?
1602
01:39:22,480 --> 01:39:23,766
Uh, nothing, sir.
1603
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,602
I just needed a reason to kill you
that would play well on TV.
1604
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,728
You see, I've moved on.
1605
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:32,167
I found myself
a new political patron,
1606
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:35,410
and this time tomorrow,
he'll have your job.
1607
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,243
String him up.
1608
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:40,881
Hey!
1609
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:58,604
Come on.
1610
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:04,043
You're not gonna freak out on me,
right?
1611
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,849
I hope not.
1612
01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:32,323
Oh, my God.
1613
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:36,081
He's strung up over the oil
tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
1614
01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:38,766
Viking funeral.
Public execution.
1615
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:40,604
Yeah, death by oil.
1616
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:48,643
Broadcast will commence shortly.
1617
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,846
Take final positions.
1618
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:52,441
Okay. That's good.
1619
01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:56,366
Now give me cameras A through E
and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
1620
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:58,760
Is your gun up?
1621
01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:00,444
Yep. What do I do?
1622
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:02,966
Stay on my six, cover high
and don't shoot me in the back.
1623
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:05,322
Six, high, back. All right.
1624
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:15,526
You see that? Nailed it.
1625
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,521
Yeah, you really killed the glass.
1626
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,641
You think I was aiming for the bulb?
1627
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,280
You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
1628
01:41:21,440 --> 01:41:22,930
All personnel, we have hostiles
1629
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,001
- on east unit 12.
- Over there!
1630
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:25,844
- I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12.
- I'm out. Give me...
1631
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:28,207
- You got extra magazines?
- They're not universal, Tony.
1632
01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:30,408
I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
Give me another one.
1633
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:31,806
- One of yours.
- I don't have one that fits that gun.
1634
01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:32,961
You've got, like, five of them.
1635
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:34,246
Here's what I'm going to do.
1636
01:41:34,440 --> 01:41:36,283
Save my spot, ready?
1637
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:39,165
- What'd you see?
- Too fast. Nothing.
1638
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:40,566
Here we go.
1639
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,363
Three guys, one girl, all armed.
1640
01:41:56,440 --> 01:41:58,010
God, I would kill
for some armour right now.
1641
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:00,048
- You're right. We need backup.
- Yeah, a bunch.
1642
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:02,841
You know what?
1643
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:07,881
Is that...
1644
01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:09,849
Yep.
1645
01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:11,524
- Are those...
- Yeah.
1646
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:29,480
Merry Christmas, buddy.
1647
01:42:34,800 --> 01:42:37,485
Jarvis, target
EXTREMIS heat signatures.
1648
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:39,403
Disable with extreme prejudice.
1649
01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:41,281
Yes, sir.
1650
01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:47,810
What are you waiting for?
It's Christmas.
1651
01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:50,327
Take them to church.
1652
01:42:57,440 --> 01:42:59,090
Gentlemen.
1653
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:07,361
Incoming!
1654
01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,610
Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
1655
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:28,680
This is how you've been managing
your down time, huh?
1656
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:29,801
Everybody needs a hobby.
1657
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:38,040
Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out,
will you?
1658
01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:07,844
Nice timing.
1659
01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:10,127
Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
Give me a suit, okay?
1660
01:44:11,480 --> 01:44:13,244
Oh, I'm sorry,
they're only coded to me.
1661
01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:15,603
What does that mean?
I got you covered.
1662
01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:21,247
Good evening, Colonel.
Can I give you a lift?
1663
01:44:21,320 --> 01:44:22,810
Very funny.
1664
01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:41,171
Sir, I've located Ms Potts.
1665
01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:42,241
About time.
1666
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:59,727
Stop!
Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
1667
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:04,401
See what happens when you hang out
with my ex-girlfriends?
1668
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:06,800
You're such a jerk.
1669
01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:08,440
Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
1670
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:12,040
Come on. A little more, baby.
1671
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,244
- Oh!
1672
01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:29,607
Is this guy bothering you?
1673
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:32,811
Don't get up.
1674
01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:36,961
Ooh.
1675
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:38,561
Is it hot in there?
1676
01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:42,201
Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
1677
01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:46,602
Like a little turtle,
cooking in his little turtle suit.
1678
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:47,921
Oh, Tony.
1679
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:50,002
- She's watching.
1680
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,080
I think you should close your eyes.
1681
01:45:53,440 --> 01:45:54,930
Close your eyes.
1682
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,762
Close your eyes.
You don't want to see this.
1683
01:46:05,120 --> 01:46:06,929
- Yeah, you take a minute.
1684
01:46:39,320 --> 01:46:41,561
Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
1685
01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:53,561
Oh, come on!
1686
01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:58,723
Mr President!
Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
1687
01:46:59,640 --> 01:47:02,007
Just hold on. Hold on.
1688
01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,245
Okay.
1689
01:47:23,720 --> 01:47:25,051
Bye-bye.
1690
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:37,921
Brace yourself.
1691
01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:50,769
You look damn good, Mr President,
1692
01:47:50,920 --> 01:47:52,410
but I'm gonna need that suit back.
1693
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:07,160
The President is secure, Tony
1694
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:08,640
- I'm clearing the area.
- Nice work.
1695
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:11,324
- Ready, sir?
- What do you mean "ready"?
1696
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:22,845
Pep, I got you.
Relax, I got you.
1697
01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:24,041
- Just look at me!
1698
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:28,681
Honey, I can't reach any
further and you can't stay there.
1699
01:48:28,760 --> 01:48:30,205
All right?
You've got to let go.
1700
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:33,763
You've got to let go!
I'll catch you, I promise.
1701
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:37,170
- No!
1702
01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:07,089
A shame. I would've caught her.
1703
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:39,241
Eject.
1704
01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:26,250
Well, here we are on the roof.
1705
01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:38,041
Mark 42, inbound.
1706
01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:41,568
I'll be damned.
The prodigal son returns.
1707
01:50:57,520 --> 01:50:58,521
Whatever.
1708
01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:01,245
You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
1709
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:06,601
It's a pity.
I was so close to having her perfect.
1710
01:51:09,400 --> 01:51:11,767
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait!
Slow down! Slow down!
1711
01:51:11,920 --> 01:51:14,207
You're right. I don't deserve her.
1712
01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:17,523
Here's where you're wrong.
1713
01:51:17,600 --> 01:51:18,806
She was already perfect.
1714
01:51:26,600 --> 01:51:28,204
Jarvis,
1715
01:51:29,280 --> 01:51:30,770
do me a favour and blow Mark 42.
1716
01:51:31,200 --> 01:51:32,281
No...
1717
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:48,328
No more false faces.
1718
01:52:49,160 --> 01:52:50,969
You said you wanted the Mandarin.
1719
01:52:52,160 --> 01:52:54,845
You're looking right at him.
1720
01:52:55,200 --> 01:52:58,204
It was always me, Tony.
Right from the start.
1721
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:00,364
I am the Mandarin!
1722
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:13,040
I got nothing.
1723
01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:22,645
Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock
is not a target, disengage!
1724
01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:32,803
What?
Oh, what, are you mad at me?
1725
01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:45,081
Whoo!
1726
01:53:58,920 --> 01:54:00,126
Honey?
1727
01:54:04,360 --> 01:54:06,044
Oh, my God.
1728
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:09,807
That was really violent.
1729
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:12,802
You just scared the devil out of me.
I thought you were...
1730
01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:15,008
I was dead.
Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
1731
01:54:18,480 --> 01:54:20,164
Who's the hot mess now?
1732
01:54:20,320 --> 01:54:22,402
It's still debatable.
1733
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:24,246
Probably tipping your way a little bit.
1734
01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:26,368
Why don't you dress
like this at home? Hmm?
1735
01:54:26,440 --> 01:54:28,363
Sport bra. The whole deal.
1736
01:54:28,440 --> 01:54:31,649
You know, I think I understand
why you don't want to give up the suits.
1737
01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:34,366
What am I going to complain
about now?
1738
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:36,850
Well, it's me.
1739
01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:38,687
You'll think of something.
1740
01:54:40,240 --> 01:54:41,651
- No, don't touch me.
- Don't worry about it.
1741
01:54:41,720 --> 01:54:43,643
- No, I'm gonna burn you.
- No, you're not.
1742
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:45,681
Not hot.
1743
01:54:47,080 --> 01:54:48,764
Am I gonna be okay?
1744
01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:49,841
No.
1745
01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:52,651
You're in a relationship with me.
Everything will never be okay.
1746
01:54:52,920 --> 01:54:54,763
But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
1747
01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:56,729
I almost had this 20 years ago
when I was drunk.
1748
01:54:56,800 --> 01:54:59,929
I think I can get you better.
1749
01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:03,086
That's what I do. I fix stuff.
1750
01:55:03,160 --> 01:55:05,447
And all your distractions?
1751
01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:08,082
Uh... I'm going to shave them down
a little bit.
1752
01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:10,687
Jarvis. Hey.
1753
01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:14,082
All wrapped up here, sir.
Will there be anything else?
1754
01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:16,288
You know what to do.
1755
01:55:16,360 --> 01:55:19,125
The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
1756
01:55:19,200 --> 01:55:22,363
Screw it, it's Christmas.
Yes, yes.
1757
01:55:58,680 --> 01:55:59,966
Okay, so far?
Do you like it?
1758
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:03,567
It'll do.
1759
01:56:12,640 --> 01:56:15,325
And so,
as Christmas morning began,
1760
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:18,085
my journey had reached its end.
1761
01:56:21,520 --> 01:56:23,522
You start with something pure,
1762
01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:28,764
something exciting.
Then, come the mistakes.
1763
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:31,570
The compromises.
1764
01:56:38,120 --> 01:56:40,851
- We create our own demons.
1765
01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:43,602
- Oh!
1766
01:56:46,080 --> 01:56:48,242
Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!
1767
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:53,521
As promised, I got Pepper
sorted out. It took some tinkering.
1768
01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:57,400
But then I thought to myself,
"Why stop there?"
1769
01:57:01,240 --> 01:57:04,562
Of course, there are people who
say progress is dangerous,
1770
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:08,167
but I'll bet none of those idiots ever
had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
1771
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:11,609
And now, neither will I.
1772
01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:14,289
- Let me tell you...
1773
01:57:14,360 --> 01:57:16,522
...that was the best sleep
I'd had in years.
1774
01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:39,408
It's okay. It's okay.
1775
01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:40,527
It's okay.
1776
01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:41,601
No, look.
1777
01:58:58,880 --> 01:59:02,930
So, if I were to wrap this up,
tie it with a bow, or whatever...
1778
01:59:03,000 --> 01:59:07,324
I guess I'd say my armour,
it was never a distraction,
1779
01:59:07,400 --> 01:59:09,482
or a hobby.
1780
01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:11,562
It was a cocoon.
1781
01:59:12,760 --> 01:59:14,569
And now,
1782
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:17,807
I'm a changed man.
1783
01:59:26,760 --> 01:59:30,401
You can take away my house,
all my tricks and toys.
1784
01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:34,244
One thing you can't take away...
1785
01:59:36,800 --> 01:59:38,609
I am Iron Man.
1786
02:09:04,400 --> 02:09:06,721
You know, and thank you
by the way. For listening.
1787
02:09:06,840 --> 02:09:09,286
Plus, something about just getting it off
my chest,
1788
02:09:09,360 --> 02:09:12,921
and putting it out there in the
atmosphere, instead of holding this in...
1789
02:09:13,000 --> 02:09:15,731
I mean, this is what gets people sick,
you know.
1790
02:09:15,800 --> 02:09:18,849
Wow, I had no idea
you were such a good listener.
1791
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:21,446
To be able to share
all my intimate thoughts
1792
02:09:21,520 --> 02:09:22,646
and my experiences with someone,
1793
02:09:22,720 --> 02:09:25,246
it just cuts the weight of it in half.
1794
02:09:25,360 --> 02:09:26,725
You know, it's like a snake
swallowing its own tail.
1795
02:09:26,800 --> 02:09:28,609
Everything comes full circle.
1796
02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:30,091
- And the fact that you've been able to
1797
02:09:30,160 --> 02:09:32,049
- help me process...
1798
02:09:34,600 --> 02:09:36,090
- Are you with me?
- Sorry... I was, yeah.
1799
02:09:36,160 --> 02:09:37,241
We were at, uh...
1800
02:09:37,440 --> 02:09:38,646
Are you actively napping?
1801
02:09:38,760 --> 02:09:41,047
I was... I... I drifted.
1802
02:09:41,520 --> 02:09:42,681
Where did I lose you?
1803
02:09:44,680 --> 02:09:46,364
Elevator in Switzerland.
1804
02:09:48,000 --> 02:09:49,411
So, you heard none of it.
1805
02:09:49,760 --> 02:09:52,730
I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
1806
02:09:53,320 --> 02:09:54,651
I'm not a therapist.
1807
02:09:54,800 --> 02:09:56,689
- It's not my training.
- So?
1808
02:09:56,800 --> 02:09:58,404
- I don't have the...
- What? The time?
1809
02:09:58,480 --> 02:09:59,766
Temperament.
1810
02:10:00,040 --> 02:10:01,565
You know what?
Now that I think about it...
1811
02:10:01,640 --> 02:10:03,005
Oh! God, my original wound.
1812
02:10:03,240 --> 02:10:05,447
- 1983, all right?
- Yes.
1813
02:10:05,520 --> 02:10:08,205
I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny.
That was weird.