1 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,437 The hopes, the dreams... 2 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,315 the aspirations of a striving peopie... 3 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,735 for a better world to live in. 4 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:31,531 The future is with us today. 5 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:37,119 Their bright, shining faces... 6 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,664 are ours. 7 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:44,168 These young people will sally forth for us... 8 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,547 carrying the banner of decency... 9 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,842 love, honesty... 10 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,762 intelligence... 11 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:58,599 and they wiil forge our coming worid. 12 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,856 They wilI be our hairdressers... 13 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,445 undertakers... 14 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:15,157 automobiie salesmen... 15 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,953 sex therapists... 16 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:23,040 interior decorators... 17 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,543 gynecologists... 18 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,671 and perhaps... 19 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,174 a president of our united States. 20 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,648 And today... 21 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,900 we celebrate their beginnings. 22 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,321 I proudly give you... 23 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,407 our graduating class. 24 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,702 Pat Rosen... 25 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,121 Robin Gallup... 26 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:06,417 Mitzi DeBelia... 27 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,961 David Marwood... 28 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,965 Kimberly... Oh, Jesus. Kimberiy Ann... Bah! 29 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:16,427 Jonathon Martin... 30 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:21,474 Max Ciooney, Jefrey Jay Numan... 31 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:25,978 Jennifer Grant, Inga Johansson... 32 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:29,023 Edward Morris... 33 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:51,796 Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! 34 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:56,467 Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! 35 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,596 Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! 36 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:05,851 Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! 37 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,896 Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! Pee Wee! 38 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:14,235 Pee Wee! Pee Weei 39 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,071 You're gonna be late for school again. 40 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,740 - Do you intend never to graduate? - Mmm. 41 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,666 Where'd you get it? 42 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,459 My cousin at Southern Methodist sent it to me. 43 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,544 How long can we keep it? 44 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,671 Long as we want. He says we're sexually ignorant. 45 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,132 - I guess we'll see. - Yep. 46 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,300 Hey, you guys! Wait'll you see what we got! 47 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,302 Hey, hold on. Pee Wee's telling us about his dream. 48 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,264 - So then she takes out this gazoombie. - Gazoombie? What's that? 49 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,475 You kn... You know. Num-nums, choo-choos, tits! 50 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,145 You know, she flashes everybody right in the middle ofthe graduation ceremony. 51 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,523 The biggest gazoombie I ever saw. This girl was practically deformed. 52 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:56,277 Then Carter steps on my gown, and the whole graduating class is looking at my wiener. 53 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,196 They'd need magnifying glasses to see your wiener. 54 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,197 It's more like a wienerette. 55 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,199 Oh, yeah? When they saw it, I got a standing ovation. 56 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,118 They were standing to get a better look. 57 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,287 At least I had something they wanted to see, Wendy. 58 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,914 We've got something you'll all want to see. 59 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:09,915 A stag film. 60 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,836 - A real stag film? - You're too young, Pee Wee. 61 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,838 - Your growth is stunted enough. - Come on, Meat! 62 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,382 - You gotta let me see it! You gotta! - I don't know, Pee Wee. 63 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,385 This has got more beaver in it than the entire state of Wisconsin. 64 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,721 They say you can go blind from lookin' at stuff like that. 65 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,807 No, the only way you'll go blind is by lookin' at it like that. 66 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,768 Yeah, well, you got any better ideas? 67 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:33,105 Well, I am the president ofthe Audiovisual Club. 68 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,087 Hey, guys, what's he doin' to her now? 69 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,548 Ah, looks like he's tryin' to take her temperature. 70 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,467 Yeah, without a thermometer? 71 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,636 Oh, I'm sure he'll think of something. 72 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,763 Shit! 73 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,765 Look familiar, guys? 74 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,767 Yeah, looks like your entire arm. 75 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:13,562 That's disgusting! Hey, you're blockin' my view. 76 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:18,567 Close the door, pecker-breath! The light's comin' in! 77 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:29,745 Decency demands that the culprit be thrown out of school. 78 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,581 These pupils don't deserve to graduate. 79 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,042 They're sick. They're perverted. 80 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,795 They're retarded. 81 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:42,925 Mr. Carter! Mr. Carter, I demand to know... 82 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:46,011 what you intend to do about this! 83 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,889 - Mr. Carter! - Huh? 84 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,058 Oh. Oh, yes. This is awful. 85 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,018 Awful! 86 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,855 Especially the woman with the big ti... with the big ti... 87 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,357 Gazoombies? 88 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,571 I am ashamed at each and every one of you. 89 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,823 What have you got to say for yourselves? 90 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,704 Maybe you'd better explain to them what will happen if the culprit... 91 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:17,334 who's responsible for this schlock film doesn't step forward. 92 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,754 Yes. uh... 93 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,549 - What will happen? - Expulsion! 94 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,718 - For all ofthem. - Right, right. 95 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,137 Who is responsible? 96 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,605 uh, Mr. Carter... 97 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,648 I brought it in. 98 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,984 But I don't think the film can be fairlyjudged... 99 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,194 without viewing it in its entirety. 100 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,156 How's that? 101 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,117 uh, he means, it's true... there is some nudity. 102 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,412 - "Some nudity"? - But I can assure you... 103 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,040 before the principal performers disrobed... 104 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,667 - they were fully clothed. - That's right. 105 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,628 - It's art. - It's filth. 106 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,047 Disgusting, naked filth! 107 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:07,259 uh, Miss Balbricker, if I may be so bold, that's your characterization. 108 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,763 They all had boners! 109 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:14,224 Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a boner. 110 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,519 uh, this particularfilm was, uh, directed... 111 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:21,565 by the infamous... Sven. 112 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,026 - Ah. - Sven Svlinken from "Sveden. " 113 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:29,740 - Oh! Svlinken from "Sveden. " - It's trash! Garbage! Gunk! 114 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,867 And we're late for class. 115 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:35,955 Oh, yes. uh, yes. Good idea. uh, go back to your classes. 116 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:41,543 Except McCarty and Turner. 117 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:45,923 - I haven't finished with you two yet. - Good luck, guys. 118 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,385 uh, when, uh... When can we arrange a screening? 119 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:53,097 uh, I'll have to check the schedule... 120 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,350 because the projectors are sort oftied up for the safety films. 121 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:00,229 - uh, safety films? - You know... uh... 122 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,343 Come on, guys. Pick it up. There's too much gloom around here. 123 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,387 Are you kiddin'? They're kicking our asses out there. 124 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:36,390 Angel Beach hasn't been in the state finals in over 20 years. 125 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,143 Maybe it's 'cause your cheers are crummy. Why don't you get new ones? 126 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,980 - What's wrong with our cheers? - Apparently, they're not working. 127 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,149 If you really want to help us... 128 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,317 why don't you throw a victory party after the game? 129 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,695 Okay. Ifyou win, you got it. 130 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:53,365 And we're not talking about a milk and cookies party. We want an orgy. 131 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:57,036 - Orgy? - Yeah, I think Tommy has a point here. 132 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,330 That's what the Roman women did for the gladiators after a big battle. 133 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,458 They threw a victory orgy. 134 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,501 - Forget it. - No way! 135 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,592 - What do you think? - I'm with you. 136 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,761 - I'm in. - It's worth a shot. 137 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,888 - The slumber party cheer. - Change the words? 138 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,141 - Let's do it. - All right! Let's go! 139 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:23,687 Not you. Go on! Go! 140 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,947 Okay! Angel Beach, strong and hardy! 141 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,075 Win the game, have a party! 142 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:41,371 We decided you were right! Put it in the basket! fight, fight, fight! 143 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,374 Roman women give in, in, in. 144 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,628 use your balls and win, win, win! 145 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,947 Wow! Go! 146 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,799 The score is tied. The game is tied at 70. 147 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:38,303 Twenty-seven seconds left to decide who goes to the state championship. 148 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,133 Number four, Edward Morris... 149 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,553 replacing Crutcher forAngel Beach. 150 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,192 Angel Beach! Angel Beach! Angel Beach! 151 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,030 Angel Beach wins! 152 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,407 They're on the way to the state championship. 153 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,371 Whoo! 154 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,673 - Meat! Meat! - Yes. 155 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,343 Did you see the girl in the fourth row? Beautiful. Blonde all over. 156 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,887 Oh, that's Inga. She's the Swedish foreign exchange student. 157 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,224 That's the girl in my dream! 158 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,435 Buddy, your motor's running. Why don't you save it for the orgy. 159 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,520 Good game, Coach. 160 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,525 What are you guys doing here? 161 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,527 You shouldn't be on school grounds. 162 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,280 Yeah? What are you gonna do? Give us detention? 163 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,450 Look, I don't exactly have all the money right now. 164 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,410 I'll-I'll talk to Porky. 165 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,788 I can get the rest ofthe money in about a month or so. 166 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,374 Now, look. You's the one that come in to Porky's. 167 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,377 You's the one that got drunk. Now, we asked you not to gamble. 168 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,504 I- I know. I got... carried away. 169 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,006 You'll get carried away again... 170 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,425 in pieces. 171 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,521 You heard it all, huh? 172 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,399 No, not a word. 173 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,330 So, uh, when is this orgy supposed to begin? 174 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,291 As soon as my parents leave. 175 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,335 Theyjust wanted to say hello. They're not gonna stay very long. 176 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,713 Neither are we. 177 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,049 Well, I guess we gotta be going. 178 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,219 That's too bad. 179 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,638 Sorry. We gotta have dinner with the Franklins. 180 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,515 - Aw! - Oh, well. 181 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,726 Listen, if it's that important, I mean... 182 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,231 Have a great time! 183 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,694 - Bye-bye. - Drive fast. 184 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,529 Have fun. 185 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:46,616 Well, ladies, let's go. 186 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,577 - Let's orgy! - Let's get it on! 187 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,038 - Hell, no. Let's get it off. - Hold it! 188 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,289 What? What's this? 189 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,001 Now, you'll line up like good little Roman soldiers. 190 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,504 Pay attention. Follow the rules. 191 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,549 First, we all get undressed. 192 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,181 - They're taking it off. - Let's go, gentlemen. 193 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,600 We're gonna get laid! We're gonna get laid! 194 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,684 I hope you don't get scared. 195 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,853 It's amazing what my fertile mind can come up with. 196 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,064 I can't believe they're gonna go through with it. 197 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,231 We're gonna get laid! 198 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,151 Well, Billy, you'll finally get to see your girl naked. 199 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,944 - She's not bad, either. - Oh, very funny. 200 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,655 - Hey, hey, hey. - Come on. In the pool! 201 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,325 Last one in is the last one in. 202 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,618 Roman soldiers in the deep end. 203 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,623 Orgy time! 204 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,711 This water's cold. 205 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,801 Hey, where's Meat? 206 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,012 Oh, sheesh! 207 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:09,449 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 208 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,835 What's the matter with you? 209 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,297 - Can't swim. - Oh, great. 210 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,014 Okay, soldiers. Get it off! 211 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,642 - We're gonna get laid! - We're gonna get laid! 212 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,609 In the Roman army, there were gladiators, slaves... 213 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,487 horsemen and cannoneers. 214 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,407 Cannoneer... I'm definitely a cannoneer. 215 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,285 - And Eunuchs. - What's a Eunuch? 216 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,788 - It's a guy with no balls. - I'm a horseman! 217 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,916 You start swimming toward us. And make it graceful. 218 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,461 Come to your ladies, heroes. 219 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,380 Stay in formation. 220 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,883 - What about your cannoneer? - Graceful! 221 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,263 I'm the cannoneer. What are you guys gonna do, leave me here or what? 222 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,400 Back to the deep end. 223 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,366 Come get it, fellas. 224 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,874 Okay. Who wants to get dressed first? 225 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,335 Come on. Come and get it. 226 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,295 Here, boy. Here, boy. 227 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,964 Yoo-hoo! 228 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,051 - What are you doing? - We're going to make a movie. 229 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,094 Ja, ja. A movie. 230 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,765 Well, Meat, we're naked in a pool. Would you please go get our clothes? 231 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,434 No way. If they're making a movie, I gotta be the main attraction. 232 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,187 Meat's right. Pee Wee, you go. You're the short subject. 233 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,730 Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha! 234 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,358 I'm naked, treading water in a pool. 235 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,693 - You're making jokes. - Jokes. Ja, ja. 236 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,529 Ja, ja. 237 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:14,074 - Go find a plug for the lights. - Ja, ja. Plug. 238 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:18,328 Okay, you guys. quit stalling. Who's gonna be first? 239 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,331 What the hell. I always wanted to be a star. 240 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,292 Oh, he's not gonna do it. 241 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,836 He is gonna do it. 242 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,132 Get a shot ofthis, babe. 243 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,134 Well, girls, how about that orgy, huh? 244 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,679 It's not supposed to work like this. 245 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,681 We're gonna get laid! 246 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,724 Here comes your main attraction. 247 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,278 Oh, no! 248 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,530 Oh, we're not gonna get laid. 249 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,991 Right! We're not gonna get laid! 250 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,920 We thought we'd come back early tojoin the... 251 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,848 uh, you came back a little late. You missed a wonderful party. 252 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,850 Yeah, it was really a great spread. 253 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,810 Your daughter Connie really is lovely. 254 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,770 I hope we can call on her again. 255 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,147 Hey, we don't want to be rude, 256 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,774 but we gotta get up early for basketball practice tomorrow. 257 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,527 - Well, hate to eat and run. - You know what they say. 258 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,946 - The early bird gets in the bush. - Take it easy. 259 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,952 You got my shoes up there? 260 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,246 It was the most humiliating experience of my life. 261 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,291 I mean, it wasn't bad enough we're running around the pool bare-assed... 262 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,792 with our winkies flopping in the breeze... 263 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,835 You got a winkie, not me. 264 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,755 You decide you're gonna go out and greet her folks bare-ass naked. 265 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,215 - Really good idea. - I liked it. I don't care. 266 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,844 Oh, I'm glad you guys liked it. You love running around naked with your friends? 267 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,305 - I'm watching the road. - No, you're not watching the road! 268 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,895 My mom's gonna kill me when she finds out. 269 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,229 Don't worry about it. 270 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,566 - I don't think you're in my league. - That's what's gonna happen. 271 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,068 I'm gonna start hanging out with myself. 272 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,277 You hang out with yourself... 273 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,237 a lot, by the looks of it. 274 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,490 Hey, you know why you're pissed off? You're pissed off... 275 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,700 because you didn't get to be a cannoneer. 276 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,578 When we went there, you thought it was gonna work. Everything was fine. 277 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,375 You had your hand on my ass, that's why. 278 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,711 - I couldn't avoid it! - Hey, slow down. There's Brian. 279 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,506 Hey, Brian! Whoa! 280 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,427 What the hell happened to you? 281 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,138 Yeah, aren't you a little bit late for the orgy? 282 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,933 We've got something important to do. Pick me up. 283 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,102 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 284 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,355 Brian's burning oil. 285 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,950 - So, how was your orgy? - Why weren't you there? 286 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,910 Yeah. 287 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,912 uh-oh. 288 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,997 What went wrong? No orgy, huh? 289 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,251 There was a tender moment with Connie's parents. 290 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,003 Oh, I see. Come on. Drive. 291 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,840 - Where are we going? - Porky's. 292 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,800 Porky's? What are we going to Porky's for? 293 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,884 No! No way, Brian! 294 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,721 - Look. Coach Good enough's in trouble. - What are you talking about? 295 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,724 The coach is a good guy. He's helped us out a lot oftimes... 296 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,684 and now I think it's our turn let's help him out. 297 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,353 Well, I agree with that, but we go to Porky's... 298 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,355 and then what do we do when we get there? 299 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,400 Easy. We shoot pictures of his illegal gambling casino... 300 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,402 and then we take them to the D.A. 301 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,697 Oh, come on. Porky ain't gonna let us anywhere near his place. 302 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,781 Meat, ifyou remember, 303 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,701 we didn't have a written invitation the last time we called. 304 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,558 - Great body. - Look at that ass. 305 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,311 - I could lick her waist. - No, you don't lick a waist. 306 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,646 That's not one of the designated areas. 307 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:23,698 - How you doing, babe? - Hmm? 308 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,536 Hey, Meat! See you later. 309 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,331 - Come on, man! - Meat, give her a shot, huh? 310 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,586 - uh... - Hi. I'm Blossom. 311 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,130 Why do they call you Meat? 312 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,884 Why do they call you Blossom? 313 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,923 - What happened? - We happened. 314 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,968 I guess he hasn't fixed it up since our last visit. 315 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,680 He must've. I mean, I heard the coach say he was there. 316 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,882 unbelievable. 317 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,634 Son of a bitch got a boat. 318 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,727 What do we do now? 319 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,770 Let's go. 320 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:22,317 - Where are we going? - It's got to dock somewhere. 321 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,319 Oh, yeah? What'll we do when we get there? 322 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,362 Let's just get there. 323 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,490 unbelievable. 324 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:36,391 Sam, you drink that damn stuff faster than they can make it. 325 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:42,063 Big boobs! Great broads. 326 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,942 Mr. Johnson, sure am glad you won all that money tonight. 327 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,901 Thanks for the tip. 328 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,737 Move your ass! Don't get in the way of a high roller! 329 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:53,199 I almost forgot what a mean son of a bitch he is. 330 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,576 Good night, Bob. Come on back again. 331 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,912 - Sure will. - Take care. 332 00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,581 You get your ass inside. I want to talk to you. 333 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:13,803 Come on, knock it off. will ya? Keep your hands off. Be a nice girl. 334 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:18,349 Get away from... Leave me alone, for God's sake. 335 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,476 - You know, you guys are morons! - Shh! 336 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,478 - I don't want to shush. - Keep it down. 337 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,064 - Keep this down, huh? - Look where you are. 338 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,274 It wasjust a little joke. 339 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,359 A little joke? She practically raped me. 340 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:30,361 She said she was gonna leave me out there on the highway... 341 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:34,115 unless I promised to show her why they call me Meat. 342 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:37,410 Are you still talking? You think this is funny, right? Huh? 343 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,662 You, come on. Get out of my car. 344 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,999 Guys, enough, enough. We still got to find a way to get onto his boat. 345 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,878 Hi, Daddy! 346 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,214 Hi, baby. Blossom, you have a good time tonight, child? 347 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,384 Yes, I did, Daddy. 348 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,137 Is that Porky's daughter? 349 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,514 - That's it. - What's it? 350 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:05,104 - Meat, do you know how to use a camera? - Forwhat? 351 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,190 'Cause you gotta take this... 352 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:11,736 and go with that girl into the casino and take a few photos ofthe layout. 353 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,030 uh, w-w-wait a minute. She's gonna let me... 354 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,866 go into her old man's illegal casino to take pictures? 355 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:21,496 - What are you, nuts? - Well, you have to, um, distract her. 356 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,917 Distract her with what? 357 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,544 My friend, there comes a time in every man's life... 358 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,005 where he must rise to the occasion. 359 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:35,760 Oh, come on, man. 360 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,929 Every time you guys get a wild hair up your ass... 361 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,514 I gotta go stick my neck out, you know? 362 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,725 Not my pants! 363 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,895 Not my pants! 364 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,064 Come on. Come on, please? Not my pants. 365 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,024 - Not my pants! - Yes! Come on! 366 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,544 I like a man who plays hard to get. 367 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,839 Will you stop it? Not my pants! 368 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,007 Huh? Come on! Not my pants! 369 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:18,719 Will you stop it? Please? Huh? Come on, will you get off of me? 370 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:22,098 - I want to ride you, jungle beast. - Hey, come on. I... 371 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,058 - Shit! - Please! I ripped my shorts. 372 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,060 - Shit! - Come on! Leave me alone! 373 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,354 Aah! Shit! 374 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,398 Cut it out! 375 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,484 Well, what's going on? 376 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,653 Well, Meat's doing pretty great up there. 377 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,322 - Are you sure? - Yeah, he's doing terrific. 378 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,324 Yeah, he's getting a lot of pictures. 379 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,326 Okay, boys. What the hell you doing here? 380 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,621 This is private property. 381 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,503 What the fuck you all think you're doing? 382 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:56,299 You was trespassin', boy. 383 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,968 According to the law, I could shoot... 384 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,514 Great galloping gobs of goat shit! 385 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,726 You're the little bastards that ruined my place. 386 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,020 Well, I'm glad to see you back, boys... 387 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,189 'cause now I'm gonna ruin you for good. 388 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,899 Hey, wait a minute. uh, look. 389 00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:14,901 You really don't want to do this. 390 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,278 I don't, huh? 391 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,614 Porky, do you really think we came all this way... 392 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,116 down here to see you without... without a good reason? 393 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:25,870 I mean, we knew we were risking our lives. At least give us a chance to talk to you. 394 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,206 You better talk fast, boy... 395 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:31,500 'cause I've been wanting to find you kids for one hell of a long time. 396 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,921 Look, uh, do you think we could go ashore and talk? 397 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,215 This is kind of complicated business. 398 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,800 - Y-Yes. We'd like to talk business. - Business. 399 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,802 Business. 400 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:44,805 Kill the little fuckers! 401 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,768 Do the words "state championship" mean anything to you? 402 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,604 Yeah, it does. 403 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,564 All right. 404 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,691 Let's go into my bar. Maybe we can talk some business. 405 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,986 Get in there! Don't argue with me! 406 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:01,989 Where are you? What are you doing, huh? 407 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,825 Where's my pants? This ain't funny here. 408 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,078 Where's my pants? 409 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,039 - What the hell are you doing? - Come here, big boy. 410 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,709 Now, what is this bullshit about the state championship, boy? 411 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:16,671 Yeah, uh, state championship. That's... 412 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,048 That's what we were talking about, wasn't it? uh... 413 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,176 Tommy, why don't you explain what we mean... 414 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:26,055 when we say "state championship. " 415 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,057 Right. 416 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,351 uh... 417 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,688 Billy, I think you're probably better at this sort ofthing. 418 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:37,108 uh-huh. No, thank you, sir. I don't drink. 419 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:41,195 Hey, I don't do business with pussies. Drink up. 420 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,031 - Drink! You. - uh... 421 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,992 You were saying? 422 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:49,870 This ain't funny, man. There's somebody downstairs. 423 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,206 We got to get dressed and get out of here. 424 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:57,086 Come on, big boy. Ride me! Yeah, come on. Ride me! 425 00:29:57,170 --> 00:30:00,006 Yes. Yes. Yes. 426 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:02,341 Yes! Yes! 427 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:05,720 You're gonna throw the state championship? Bullshit! 428 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:08,848 - Yes. Yes. - You have our word on it. 429 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,143 Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! 430 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:18,232 We told Porky we'd throw the game, right? 431 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:23,487 So the coach is offthe hook, and now it's our asses, right? 432 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,365 I don't believe it. Four years of practice. 433 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:30,119 We finally get to the state championship, and we've got to lose. 434 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:33,122 Look, I mean, we at least got the coach out oftrouble, right, guys? 435 00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,124 Yeah, and ourselves into it. 436 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,501 Hey, what's life all about? 437 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,879 Living. It's definitely about living. 438 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,340 Yeah? Well, I ain't throwin' no game. 439 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,636 - Hey, that's it! - What? 440 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,805 This is so simple. 441 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,974 All we have to do is win that game. 442 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,769 - Win? - Yeah. Sure. And then we're heroes. 443 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,605 And nobody fucks with heroes. 444 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,150 - He bought the funny farm. - Wait a second. I like his idea. 445 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,778 Look, ifwe hold a press conference... 446 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,905 afterwe win the game... 447 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,282 and announce that certain unscrupulous elements... 448 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,493 wanted us to throw that game... 449 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,661 nobody'll be able to touch us. 450 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,789 We'll be a shining example... 451 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,833 of good, clean, American youth. 452 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:18,709 us? 453 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:21,921 We believe in Mom, apple pie and the American flag, right? 454 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,297 Yeah. People eat that stuff up. 455 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,716 Including me. Especially the part about winning games. 456 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:29,845 - Well, Angel Beach Gators! - Yeah! 457 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:32,640 You may notice the pericardium... 458 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,101 which is that little sac around the heart. 459 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:37,395 Once you find it, be... 460 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:44,777 Mr. Tupperello, you haven't made your dorsal incision. 461 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,990 - I don't feel so hot. - Make the incision. 462 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,580 I can't. 463 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,667 Here is your scalpel. Now cut. 464 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,090 Oh, God. 465 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,190 You expect me to believe... 466 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,526 that the captain of a basketball team... 467 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,820 would faint at the sight of a mere frog? 468 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,114 It wasn'tjust a frog. It was a dead frog. 469 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,283 She wanted me to cut the thing open. She hates me. 470 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,243 Miss Webster is one of the finest... 471 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,412 most dedicated teachers in this school. 472 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:40,249 She wants you to get the best education possible. Ifthat's possible. 473 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,585 Even... now, get this, Tupperello... 474 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:46,922 Even if it means giving up all extracurricular activities. 475 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,468 I'll do anything, as long as I can play basketball. 476 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:54,638 I was talking about basketball! 477 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,310 I can't give up playing. We're going to the state championship. 478 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,395 Fail your biology exam... 479 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,274 and the team will have to win without you. 480 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,652 Miss Webster's recommended that you not be allowed to play basketball... 481 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,447 unless you get a passing grade on her biology exam. 482 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:16,994 And I'm backing her up on that 100%! 483 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,955 Get the hell out of here! 484 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,185 I got it covered. 485 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,653 Shit! 486 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,700 - What's the problem, buddy? - The door won't open. 487 00:33:56,785 --> 00:34:00,412 - Try the knob. - Nice work. Come on. 488 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,628 Okay. Spread out. 489 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,339 Search the drawers shelves, everywhere. 490 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:19,265 Hey, Meat. What's the exam look like? 491 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,267 It's fury, and it's got balls this big. 492 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,269 What the hell do you think a biology exam looks like? 493 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,397 I didn't know. I'm not in your class. 494 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:29,775 Hey, Meat. Human brain. 495 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,735 You could use one, huh? 496 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:39,535 Hey, Meat. You okay? 497 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,912 Meat? 498 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:45,124 Let's get him some air. Over here. 499 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,126 Geez! 500 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,172 Are you okay? 501 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:56,176 - Come on, Meat. Meat! It's just a brain. - You're not helping. 502 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:59,513 I can't find the dang test anywhere. 503 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,473 Maybe it's in her apartment. 504 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,435 You crazy? 505 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,313 We're gonna break in to Miss Webster's apartment... 506 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,857 and steal an exam? 507 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,859 Think about this, Tommy. 508 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,112 Ifwe get caught, we could get sent to jail. 509 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,031 Think about this. 510 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,908 If Meat doesn't pass that biology exam... 511 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,786 we can kiss the state championship good-bye. 512 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,093 Shh! 513 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:49,313 Whoa! 514 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,857 - Not bad. - Somejoint! 515 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:56,612 Let's just hurry up, get the test, get the hell out of here. Okay, guys? 516 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,989 - Hey. Maybe you better check that desk. - Yeah. Check the desk. 517 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,283 Yeah, check the desk. 518 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:08,582 Ah! 519 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,752 Hey, guys. Come here. Quick. 520 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,962 What? 521 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,465 You can see my grandmother's apartment from here. She's dusting her furniture. 522 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,384 Oh, this must be our lucky day. 523 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,803 Maybe we can watch her give her cat a flea bath. 524 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,846 My grandmother doesn't have a cat. 525 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,224 But if she's in yourfamily, I bet she has fleas. 526 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,643 Will you guys cut it out? We gotta get back to work. 527 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,071 She's here! Shit! 528 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,240 Shit! 529 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,371 Shit! 530 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,456 The lights! 531 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,841 - That was a lovely dinner. - Mmm. Great pasta. 532 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,719 And the service was extraordinary. 533 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:06,849 - And the ambiance. - Mmm, and the music. Oh, the music! 534 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,488 You know, that Anthony Tupperello... 535 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:23,699 really is a dumb son of a bitch. 536 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,285 He's gonna win the state championship for us. We need him. 537 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,121 Need? I don't need him throwing frogs down my blouse. 538 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:33,083 - Ah, he's just a kid. - He's no kid. 539 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,919 Okay, he's a dumb son of a bitch. 540 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,471 What'll it be tonight, hmm? 541 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:49,683 I could be the Southern bartender. 542 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:52,227 And you can be the impotent alcoholic monk... 543 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,979 thatjust escaped from the monastery. 544 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,939 Oh, goody! 545 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:59,109 That's my favorite! 546 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:26,386 What will it be... 547 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,388 honey? 548 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:32,184 Gosh, I don't know. I'm-I'm not much of a drinker. 549 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,646 You don't look like you're much of anything to me. 550 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,815 I know. That's what they tell me... 551 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:40,317 at the m-monastery. 552 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,237 How about some Benedictine? 553 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,490 S- Sure. You're the boss. 554 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:50,452 Isn't that what they drink at the monastery? 555 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,162 On the... On the rocks. 556 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,164 On the rocks. 557 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,943 Oh, yeah! 558 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,827 How come you left the monastery? 559 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,872 I guess because I always wondered what it would be like to... 560 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,623 to... 561 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,001 - to... - Say it, big boy! 562 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,546 To see a woman's breasts. 563 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,726 - Cough! - Aah! 564 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:50,322 Now I know how she affords this apartment. 565 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:54,034 Come on. Come on, big boy. 566 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,662 Hyah! 567 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,538 Hyah! Hyah! 568 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:04,670 Well, if it's tits you want... 569 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,882 take a look at these. 570 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:13,553 Oh, my God. Give me strength. 571 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,889 Touch me, big boy. 572 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:19,184 No, I can't. It's a sin. 573 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:22,479 It's a sin. I'd feel terribly ashamed. 574 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:24,940 But you can't control yourself, can you? 575 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,317 I can! I... I have to! 576 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,238 Then I'll take off everything and make you beg. 577 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,573 No, no! Please... Please don't. 578 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:38,662 - No! Don't! - Come on, big boy. Beg. 579 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,298 Come on! Beg! 580 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,051 I ain't beggin'! 581 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:58,682 You're... You're coming with me, bitch. 582 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:02,310 - What about the monastery? - Oh, I'll fuck the monastery! 583 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,138 Oh, oh, Billy, when can I view the Svlinken film? 584 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:38,847 uh... 585 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,308 Svlinken, the Swedish director. Remember? 586 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,935 - You said you'd arrange a screening. - Oh, right. Yes. uh... 587 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,896 You're really gonna love it, sir. 588 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,607 There's this man in black socks and a mask. 589 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:51,401 He represents the loneliness ofthe Hungarian peasants. 590 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,403 Oh, that's very interesting. 591 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:57,365 I'll schedule the film just as soon as we stop running those personal hygiene films. 592 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,035 - Hygiene films? - You know... 593 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,509 Keep clean, Billy. Yes. 594 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:20,555 I couldn't believe it. 595 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,933 I'm looking through this keyhole. I have this incredible view, right? 596 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,976 Guys, I'm telling you, these two are hot. 597 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:28,313 - They're really hot. - Dobish and Miss Webster? 598 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:29,106 Then what happened? 599 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,691 I had to leave when they started singing "Mack the Knife. " 600 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,401 Pee Wee says Dobish and Miss Webster 601 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,570 are going at it again in her apartment tonight. 602 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,614 - So? - So? 603 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,993 We might be able to get some photographs ofthem. Perfect blackmail material. 604 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:44,329 Forget it. We blew it last time with your stupid camera. 605 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:46,498 Look. I'll take the photographs this time. 606 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:49,084 I'll even rent a better camera with some telephoto lenses. 607 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:51,920 How do we get the shots? 608 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:54,756 Easy. Pee Wee's grandmother lives right across the street. 609 00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:58,593 Whoa, whoa. Time out. Come on. Let's leave my grandmother out ofthis. 610 00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,554 Pee Wee... 611 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:03,056 if you let us use your grandmother's apartment... 612 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,016 I'll give you your own private... 613 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:08,520 personal collection of photographs of Dobish and Miss Webster... 614 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:10,772 including "Mack the Knife. " 615 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,899 So what time do I tell her to expect us? 616 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,444 I can't wait to share this recipe with my mother. 617 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,655 I wish I had a grandmother just like you. 618 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,699 Thank you, boys. Thank you. 619 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:23,785 - I sure do appreciate your help. - Oh, it's our pleasure, Grandma. 620 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,829 To be in the company of such a gracious... 621 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:27,789 charming, attractive woman is a joy. 622 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,916 Yes, and to allow us into your kitchen... 623 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:33,503 and teach us all your great culinary secrets... 624 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:37,215 My husband, Fat Harry... may he rest in peace... 625 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,385 always used to tell me, "never shit a shitter. " 626 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,471 Here's his teeth. You know, he was such a great eater. 627 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,102 Pee Wee, you got a great grandma. Isn't she great? 628 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:54,566 - One of a kind. - Yeah. Made her and threw away the mold. 629 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:58,403 Oh, Edward, where did you ever find these slick boys? 630 00:44:58,446 --> 00:44:59,696 Did you just meet 'em? 631 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:02,824 No, Grandma. We've been friends for a long time. 632 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:05,368 Well, how come you never told me about 'em? 633 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,412 Well, I-I've been busy. 634 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:13,043 Never say you're too busy to visit your grandmother. 635 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,378 Now, eat your soup. 636 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:18,131 I already broke the bread for you. 637 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,053 You sure you know how to work these things? 638 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:23,595 Yeah. 639 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,805 You know, they're pretty complicated. 640 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:28,808 So simple, a child could use 'em. 641 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:31,102 I don't mean that as an insult, Meat. 642 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:33,480 Say anything you want. Just take the pictures, huh? 643 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,064 Okay. 644 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:37,525 Tell me again about that boy at the window with the camera. 645 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,445 uh, you see, he's studying photography... 646 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:43,657 and he needs these pictures for his term paper. 647 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,867 And it's only from my window... 648 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,827 that he should get such pictures? 649 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:51,706 - You have a great view. - The perfect angle. 650 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,678 Hey, could you excuse us a second, Grandma? 651 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,887 We'll be right back. 652 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,312 - You hungry? - I'm always hungry. 653 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,481 He's always hungry, Grandma. 654 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,483 - Want to eat? - Yeah. 655 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,819 Who? 656 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,947 That's funny, buddy. Yeah, Grandma's funny. 657 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,368 We just hit pay dirt. 658 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:34,582 - Whoa! look at that! - You getting it? 659 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,960 - I'm getting it all. - "Mack the Knife"? 660 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:41,256 Got a chain. Cat-o'- nine-tails. 661 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,426 What are they doin'? 662 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,637 Whippin' up Meat a 4.0 grade average. 663 00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:26,509 Hey, here's a picture of my mom in the drama club. 664 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:29,429 They sure dressed funny then, didn't they? 665 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,140 There's Balbricker. 666 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:35,268 Look. "Beulah Balbricker. " 667 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:40,565 Says, uh,"debating team, arts and crafts and wrestling. " 668 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,902 "Bubbles may be the captain ofthe girls' wrestling team... 669 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:48,823 but Snooky Kelton is the one she'd most like tumbling around with. " 670 00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:51,326 They called Balbricker "Bubbles"? 671 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:54,537 Let's see what old Snooky looks like. 672 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,624 Here he is. Sam "Snooky" Kelton. 673 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,668 You know, I wonder what would happen... 674 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,338 ifwe got old Bubbles and Snooky back together again. 675 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:07,342 You just gave me a wonderful idea. 676 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:10,387 - You guys hungry? - Yeah, let's hit Deadbeats. 677 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:18,353 My dearest... 678 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,939 darling... 679 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,566 Bubbles. 680 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:29,072 It's been so long since I've felt your... 681 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,326 grip. 682 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:36,413 Ooh! 683 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:19,831 Hey, you little devil. You latched on to that Inga, huh? 684 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,917 Told you it's not the size of the dog; it's how hard he bites. 685 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,003 Tommy, you're not gonna believe this. It's great Pee Wee. 686 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,921 It's incredible! I can't believe it! 687 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:29,466 Look. She's meeting me in a motel room. I can't believe it. 688 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,259 - I can't believe it. - Believe it. 689 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,678 The girl must recognize that I'm in my prime. 690 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:36,347 You know, she's Swedish. They have knowledge. 691 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:40,977 This says she's gonna meet you in the Moonbeam Motel, room 48? 692 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:44,105 "Naked and ready"? Oh. Hey, hey. Easy, easy. 693 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:48,693 - Naked and ready. - Geez. 694 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:52,947 What, you gonna go dressed like that? 695 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:56,117 - Yeah, what's wrong with the way I look? - For Inga? 696 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,870 From a foreign county with the great gazoombies? 697 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:02,290 Tsk. Your old man got a tux? 698 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:04,292 Tuxe... Oh, yeah. Why? 699 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:06,294 Why don't... Why don't you get it? 700 00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:09,172 You show up, all distinguished... a tuxedo... 701 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:11,216 a nice, big bow tie. 702 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:14,636 - She'll like it. - Thanks, Tommy. 703 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:18,097 No. Don't take flowers and candy. Show up like a man. 704 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:21,309 - A man. Thanks, Tommy. - Yeah. 705 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,611 - Oh, great. - Lucky us. 706 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:34,322 - Hello, boys. - What's goin' on, ladies? 707 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:37,200 How about old Balbricker in the raw... 708 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,203 in a motel room waiting for her true love? 709 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:42,539 Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? 710 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:45,708 Balbricker sent this reply to the post office box... 711 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:48,086 I assigned to Snooky Kelton. 712 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:50,088 She wrote: "Dear Snooky. " 713 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,674 "After all these years and after all that's happened... 714 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,134 "it was wonderful hearing from you again. 715 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:59,347 "I would love to see you whenever and wherever you want. 716 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:02,016 "Just name the time and the place. 717 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:05,562 Impatiently yours, Bubbles. " 718 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,855 I named the time and the place. 719 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,816 She's gonna show up? 720 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:13,653 The Moonbeam Motel, right about now. 721 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:16,239 - But not with Snooky. - Who with? 722 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:20,285 Pee Wee. 723 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,932 All right. Let's keep it down. Here he comes. 724 00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:55,820 Come in. 725 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,953 Oh! 726 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:10,585 - Is that you, darling? - uh-huh. 727 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:33,566 Hurry! Hurry, please! 728 00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:35,860 Please? Oh! 729 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:40,239 Oh! Oh! Flowers. 730 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:42,825 I love this! 731 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:49,874 - Wish we had a program. - Hey, here come the girls. 732 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,546 - Everything okay so far? - Yep. 733 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,590 Great. 734 00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:03,680 Oh, candy! It tastes so good! 735 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:06,015 Ah! Hurry. 736 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:11,270 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 737 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,281 Yeah. Yeah! 738 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:25,326 What the hell is this? 739 00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:28,913 It's Pee Wee. 740 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:32,083 I don't get it. 741 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,043 Hi, guys. uh, what's goin' on? 742 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,169 What are you doin' here? 743 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:37,505 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 744 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,465 You're supposed to be in there with Balbricker. 745 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,467 Balbricker? 746 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,011 Well, Jesus, Pee Wee, ifyou're not in there, who the hell is? 747 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,060 Tommy Turner. 748 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,775 What, do you think I was made with a finger? 749 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,822 Where's the camera when we need it? 750 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,883 Oh, Inga! 751 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,010 Snooky? 752 00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:30,099 - "Snooky"? - "Inga"? 753 00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:43,613 Shit. Shit! 754 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,990 I'm gonna... Get off! 755 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:14,936 I've got you now, you freak! 756 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:19,398 You juvenile obscenity! I've got you now, Tommy Turner! 757 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,567 You poor excuse for humanity! 758 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,363 Beulah! 759 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:31,702 Introducing the Angel Beach Gators! 760 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:40,628 Welcome to the state championship game. 761 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:51,389 Now taking the floor, the Harmon Hornets! 762 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,559 I'm gonna break his fuckin' finger off. 763 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,978 Just be happy you're in the game at all. 764 00:55:57,062 --> 00:56:00,022 Well, turns out we didn't need those photographs of Miss Webster after all. 765 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:03,276 Wendy tutored me, and I'm pretty sure I passed. 766 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,611 - Why didn't you tell me? - What are you talkin' about? 767 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,281 I told Billy. He said that he was gonna leave the photographs. 768 00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:11,826 No. No, I left them right on Miss Webster's desk. 769 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,212 Shoot. 770 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:32,722 - Busy hands are happy hands! - Cut it out! 771 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,725 - Son of a bitch. - What's the matter? Huh? 772 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,436 - He's got a lot of right answers. - Well, that's good. 773 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,605 Not as far as I'm concerned. 774 00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:43,149 I'm gonna make sure that that Anthony Tupperello 775 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,109 doesn't play in that basketball game. 776 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,696 Why didn't you tell me the final game is tonight? 777 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,198 Everybody knows it's tonight. 778 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:53,910 It's for the state championship. 779 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:57,330 Well, if it's such an important event, why aren't we going? 780 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,624 I promised I'd take Sharon and the kids. 781 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:02,376 You're taking yourwife to a school function? 782 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:04,879 - Darling, it'sjust for tonight. - Don't you "darling" me... 783 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,839 you two-timing pervert! 784 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,759 - Get out! Out! Out! - Okay. Okay. All right. All right. 785 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:13,179 I never want to see you again. Freak! Out! Out! 786 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,982 Howdy, Coach. 787 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:26,984 What are you doin' here? 788 00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:28,986 I- I don't have the money yet. 789 00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:31,906 Hey, don't worry about a thing. That's already been taken care of. 790 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:35,409 I got a bundle riding on this game tonight. You understand me? 791 00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:39,413 I hope you bet on Angel Beach. 792 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:41,540 You're a very funny man, Coach. 793 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,583 Very funny man. 794 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,630 The teams are returning to the dressing rooms... 795 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:50,174 for last-minute instructions. 796 00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:01,018 Tonight you have the chance to be champions. 797 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:04,146 And if you do that, I'm the coach that got you there... 798 00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:06,107 and that's what my life is about. 799 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:09,151 Now, I want you to go out there... 800 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:12,571 and win. 801 00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:16,450 Locker room. 802 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,536 Coach? 803 00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:25,793 Coach Good enough. Oh, Miss Webster. What can I do for you? 804 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,342 Hold it, Meat. 805 00:58:33,427 --> 00:58:35,803 - I can't let you play. - Why not? 806 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:38,389 That was Miss Webster. You failed your biology exam. 807 00:58:38,473 --> 00:58:41,350 Aw, come on, Coach. That's impossible! I know I passed! 808 00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,644 Come on, you guys. Quit stalling. Get out there and play. 809 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,354 Coach, there's no way we can win without Meat. 810 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:46,439 Who's gonna play for Meat? 811 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:49,483 Quit stallin'. You guys got a game to win. 812 00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:37,573 Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! 813 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:41,535 Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! 814 00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:45,164 Your daddy's gonna win a bundle on this one. 815 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,124 You having a good time? 816 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,543 I'd have a better time if my Meat was playing. 817 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,421 - Say what? - Nothing. 818 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,205 Halftime buzzer! 819 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,666 The score: the Harmon Hornets, 39; 820 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:31,460 Angel Beach Gators, 19. 821 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:53,107 I thought I told you to get out! 822 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:56,110 Ifwe don't do something about these, we'll both be out. 823 01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:01,490 I know they're bigger and stronger... 824 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:04,493 but ifwe don't start crashing the boards in the second half... 825 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:08,539 the score ofthis game is gonna wind up in the Guinness Book of Embarrassing Records. 826 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,792 Locker room. Coach? 827 01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,506 Coach Good enough. 828 01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:19,175 And upon closer scrutiny, 829 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:23,179 I discovered that Mr. Tupperello has passed his biology exam. 830 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:26,891 So should you decide that his participation... 831 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:30,186 would enhance your chances at the basketball championship, 832 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,770 please feel free to use him. 833 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,685 Meat! Keep scoring! 834 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:28,554 Bastards! Damn bastards! 835 01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:41,692 Edward Morris, the last available substitute... 836 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:43,986 reporting to the scorer's bench. 837 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,977 Sons of bitches. Those dirty, little rat-fucking bastards! 838 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:03,649 They double-crossed me again. Now someone's gonna pay for this shit! 839 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,068 What the hell are you so happy about? 840 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,029 - Meat won the game for me. - Who did what for you? 841 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:12,616 Meat. Meat Tupperello. He's my boyfriend. 842 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,244 You know that boy? 843 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:18,705 - We went all the way. - You what? 844 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:21,083 We went all the way. 845 01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:24,211 - Shit. - You want him dead orjust crippled? 846 01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:28,549 I want that bastard married to her. 847 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,636 "And then with two seconds left... 848 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,515 "a reserve guard with nerves of steel came to the fore. 849 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:40,936 "Edward 'Pee Wee' Morris took the last shot to win the game... 850 01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:45,607 proving that this young man has ice water running in his veins. " 851 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,192 Pee Wee's gonna love that. 852 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:50,070 Come to think of it, where the hell is he? 853 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,281 Guys! 854 01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:54,324 - What's with him? - How do I look? 855 01:05:54,409 --> 01:05:56,869 - You look like you ate a rug. - Oh, yeah? 856 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,704 Well, when Porky comes looking for you guys, 857 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:00,706 remember who was smart enough to wear a disguise. 858 01:06:00,748 --> 01:06:03,375 He's not gonna come looking for us. 859 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,209 uh-uh. 860 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:07,171 Yeah, you made the winning shot. It says so right here in the paper. 861 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:10,841 Oh, shit! It was luck I tell ya. It was just luck. 862 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:15,095 The ball landed in my hands. I just threw it so those Harmon guys wouldn't kill me. 863 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,556 I didn't even know where the basket was. I swear. 864 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,019 Hi, guys. 865 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,855 - Hi. - Did you see who's on the beach? 866 01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:29,234 Balbricker. She's been there all morning. 867 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:33,322 God, I feel awful. 868 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:35,741 - Why? - Look what we did to her. 869 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:39,912 We built up her hopes to see somebody she's been crazy about all these years... 870 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:43,081 and then we zapped her with a sick practical joke. 871 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,209 What do you mean "we"? 872 01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:49,796 All right, I started it. It's my fault. I feel terrible. 873 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:52,966 How do you think I feel? I was in bed with her. 874 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:56,136 Boy, she looks in pretty bad shape. 875 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,138 Well, there's nothin' we can do about it now. 876 01:06:58,223 --> 01:07:02,309 Yes, there is. We can find Snooky Kelton. 877 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,728 What are you, nuts? How are we gonna find him? 878 01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,940 Yeah, he could be dead already for all we know. 879 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:12,152 He's alive and living in Miami, and we can be there by this afternoon. 880 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:50,268 This is pure filth. Pornographic filth. 881 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:54,815 I sat through every disgusting frame ofthis film... 882 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,776 twice. 883 01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:00,821 And as a result... 884 01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:03,824 I am physically ill. 885 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:09,454 Mr. Carter, art is a very subjective phenomenon. 886 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:13,667 Can it, McCarty. You're not gonna pull the wool over my eyes again. 887 01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:17,671 Now I have no choice but to... 888 01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:34,980 Good morning, everybody. I'm so sorry I'm late. 889 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:40,485 Oh, no, no, no. You're not late at all, Miss Balbricker. 890 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:45,615 About the film... Now you... you were perfectly right. 891 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:49,703 It is the worst piece of pornographic trash that I have ever seen. 892 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:53,206 It's raunchy, degrading, beneath the human dignity. 893 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:57,335 Oh, come on, Harold. Don't be such a tight-ass. 894 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,796 Ah, I-I beg your par... 895 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:03,300 He was wrong, and he's sorry, aren't you? 896 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,928 Aren't you? 897 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:09,306 uh-huh. 898 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,808 All right. 899 01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:14,978 Snooky... 900 01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:17,230 Snooky... 901 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:20,233 Snooky... 902 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,277 Snooky. 903 01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:26,114 Mr. Kelton, an old friend... 904 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:30,744 and former alumnus ofAngel Beach High... 905 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:36,166 has generously offered to donate his beautiful home... 906 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:40,670 and host the party for this year's senior prom. 907 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,131 That's great. 908 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,926 But what about the Svlinken film? 909 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,887 Well, I, uh, guess I'd better be going now... 910 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,181 and let the seniors know the good news. 911 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:55,060 Thank you both so much. It-It's really gonna mean a lot to everybody. 912 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,270 It means a lot to me. uh... 913 01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:01,233 Wow. Gosh. 914 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,568 Gee. 915 01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,570 Zowie! 916 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,635 Snooky, I'd like you to meet Edward Morris. 917 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:29,261 Hi. 918 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:30,011 How are you? 919 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:32,931 uh, Edward, have you met our exchange student, Inga? 920 01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:35,392 - Ja. - Hey, guys! Come on, move it! 921 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:39,521 Oh, look at the nice people. Isn't she pretty? Huh? 922 01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:55,245 Looks like Goose is airing out his Chevy again. We'd better walk. 923 01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:01,084 Come on, buddy. Leave it there, Meat. We're gonna walk in. 924 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,086 Shall we? 925 01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:10,135 So it's really a drag, man. We come all the way down here... 926 01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:12,888 I win the state championships, I bring the car here... 927 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:15,098 I put on this monkey suit, and now I gotta walk there. 928 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:17,809 It's really garbage, man. 929 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:20,854 Get his legs. 930 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:24,232 Stop! 931 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:33,325 Now, I want you to tell those double crossin', rat-faced basketball pricks... 932 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:36,286 that Porky finally got his revenge! 933 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:41,124 Mr. Meat Tupperello will be at no graduation! 934 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:45,170 He's signing on board the H.M.S. Pignuts with me for an indefinite cruise. 935 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,672 - Do you understand me? - That's kidnapping! 936 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:50,842 It's not kidnapping when he's gonna be my son-in-law, girl! 937 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:53,261 And that he's gonna be! 938 01:14:11,656 --> 01:14:16,284 We gotta get him. We gotta get that fat son of a bitch. 939 01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,752 Okay. 940 01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,796 Okay. 941 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,256 Good luck. 942 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:32,217 Yep. 943 01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:58,159 This is the most important day of my life, you understand? 944 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,787 It's not every day that my Blossom gets married... 945 01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:03,331 and I don't want nobody fucking it up! 946 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,792 - You get that? - I got it, Porky. 947 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:09,587 All you gotta do, girl, is come down the aisle with him and give him away. 948 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:12,924 - And don't fuck it up! - I won't fuck it up. 949 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:15,760 I'm gonna come down the aisle, and I'm gonna give Meat away. 950 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:18,805 All right. You got it. Now get your ass back to work. Go on. 951 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:22,100 What's the matter with you? Can't you smile, boy? Huh? 952 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,811 - Daddy, I'm sorry to interrupt you... - What are you doin' here? 953 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:25,895 There's a hooker, and she... 954 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:28,356 Don't you know it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride? 955 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:31,151 - Get your ass back in your cabin! - Come on, man. Lay off! 956 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:36,508 Come on. Give me your hand, Meat. Come on. 957 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,676 Get up here. 958 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:40,762 Goddamn it. 959 01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:46,101 Here. You gotta forgive me for my temper, Meat. 960 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:49,562 But I'm glad to see my son-in-law is a moxie guy... 961 01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:52,357 'cause that's exactly what I want from my grandson. 962 01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:55,527 - What grandson? - The one from you and Blossom, asshole! 963 01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:59,197 Now, what the hell you think you're gettin' married for, boy? 964 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,573 Beats the shit outta me. 965 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:03,201 You know, I hope we don't have to do that. 966 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:07,122 Aw, shit. Those days are over. 967 01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:10,583 Man, all I want now is a young grandchild. 968 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,752 A little Porky. Somebody to bounce on my knee. 969 01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:16,965 Teach him how to hustle, beat people, go fishin', break heads, kick ass. 970 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,801 Somethin' to be proud of. Carry on the family name. 971 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:21,529 What in the hell are you cryin' for? 972 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:23,489 You look so beautiful. 973 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:27,243 You're supposed to cry at weddings. 974 01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:30,330 Not at my wedding. I want happiness. 975 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:33,166 Smile. This is a pleasure boat. 976 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:38,129 Thank you, Daddy. 977 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:59,025 Dearly beloved... 978 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:03,196 we are gathered here today to join this man... 979 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:07,242 and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. 980 01:19:07,326 --> 01:19:11,788 For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer... 981 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:15,291 in sickness and in health till death... 982 01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:18,461 Holy Moly! 983 01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,880 Good God! What's happening to this place? 984 01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:23,299 Give me my lights! Where's my lights? 985 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:34,060 - It's us! It's us! - Listen, man. Thank God, man. 986 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:37,897 I mean, I really want to thank you guys for saving me from the old ball and chain. 987 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,941 Tell us about it later. Let's get outta here. 988 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,567 All right, all right, all right. 989 01:19:44,238 --> 01:19:49,033 uh, how do we, uh... How do we, uh, get outta here? 990 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,626 He can't swim. 991 01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:10,054 Gus! Freddie! You up here? Where the hell are you when I need you? 992 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:13,474 Lenny! 993 01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:15,435 Where the hell you guys been? 994 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:18,187 - In the dark. The lights went out. - No foolin'. 995 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,982 - Jesus! - Oh, my God. 996 01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:23,443 - Like raising the Titanic. - Goddamn it. Hey! 997 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:26,779 Come on! 998 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:30,450 I know you're out there, you little bastards... 999 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:31,492 and I'm gonna find you! 1000 01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:37,290 There you are, you candy asses! 1001 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,876 Hey, ugly! Hey, pig man! 1002 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,545 I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna chew up your asses! 1003 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:46,507 Sooie! Soo! Soo! Sooie! 1004 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:48,926 - What are you doing? - I'm antagonizing him. 1005 01:20:49,011 --> 01:20:50,887 Will you get the motor started, for Christ's sake! 1006 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:51,387 Sooie! 1007 01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:53,514 - He's comin' after us. - That's exactly what we want. 1008 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:55,933 - Come on, fatty! - Get 'em with the paddle wheel! 1009 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:27,048 Come on, Porky! Sooie! 1010 01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:29,592 Hey, piggy! Bet you can't catch us! 1011 01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:33,304 - You tub of shit! - Give me full speed! 1012 01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:39,727 - Start the motor! - Okay. 1013 01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:43,022 - Burn it! - I can't! 1014 01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:47,652 - What are we doin'? - Come on! Row! 1015 01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:50,196 - Full speed! More power! - Row! 1016 01:21:54,118 --> 01:21:56,285 - Full speed! - Faster! 1017 01:21:56,328 --> 01:22:00,206 - Come on! - More power! Power, I said! 1018 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:14,554 Hey, get the troopers! Get the Marine Patrol! I got another suicide! 1019 01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:24,856 Come on! 1020 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,151 Come on! 1021 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:38,911 Lady, please don'tjump! 1022 01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,789 I have to. I have to be with him. 1023 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:46,836 Him? Him? He's gone. 1024 01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:51,883 Yep. Real gone. He's a real gone guy. 1025 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:54,510 - More choke! - Come on! 1026 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:02,477 Fuck you, fat man! 1027 01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:05,521 Soo! Soo! Sooie! 1028 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:08,900 See if you can squeeze your fat ass underneath this bridge! 1029 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:14,113 Sound your horn! 1030 01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:17,325 You're nuts. 1031 01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:20,203 Lady, please. I gotta open the bridge. 1032 01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:23,372 You gotta open the bridge. I gotta jump. That's life. 1033 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:27,251 Everybody's got something to do. 1034 01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:54,487 Okay, you big dip! See you out in the ocean! 1035 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:55,363 Bye! 1036 01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:57,490 I'm comin' after you, you bastards! 1037 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:12,964 - Now! - Now! 1038 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:45,329 You know we got a bridge comin' up our ass? 1039 01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:47,498 - Reverse the speed! - We don't have a reverse. 1040 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:50,668 - Then cut the engines! - All the goddamn gears are jammed! 1041 01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:53,504 - You, give me a hard right rudder! - We don't have a rudder! 1042 01:24:53,547 --> 01:24:56,007 Asshole! 1043 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:03,931 Open the goddamn bridge! 1044 01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:08,811 Bridge tender, you son of a bitch, wake up! 1045 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,733 Open the fuckin' bridge! 1046 01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:18,529 Open! Oh, God! 1047 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,741 Daddy! 1048 01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:20,716 And so as we say fareweil to our youth.. 1049 01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:25,221 and our carefree days offroiic and frivolity.. 1050 01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:28,391 we are going out into a iargerworid... 1051 01:26:28,475 --> 01:26:32,937 Well, Wendy, I gotta hand it to you. You really did it this time. 1052 01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:36,023 Yeah, this is gonna be the best graduation ever. 1053 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:38,109 So when are we gonna do it? 1054 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,195 - Do what? - Didn't you tell Pee Wee about it? 1055 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,322 - Of course I told him. - Tell me what? 1056 01:26:43,407 --> 01:26:45,866 We're all gonna flash when we get to the podium. 1057 01:26:45,909 --> 01:26:48,869 - Flash what? - In your case, not much. 1058 01:26:48,954 --> 01:26:52,081 Oh, you didn't think I fell for that practical joke of yours, did you? 1059 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:52,873 What practical joke? 1060 01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:55,042 About not wearing clothes underneath our gowns... 1061 01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:57,294 and when we get to the podium, mooning the audience. 1062 01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:59,088 Chickened out. I knew it. 1063 01:26:59,172 --> 01:27:03,467 Oh, yeah? Then how come you guys are wearing clothes underneath your gowns? 1064 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:06,929 It may look like we're dressed, but in fact... 1065 01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:13,310 cut-offs. 1066 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:17,773 Go ahead. Just reach down under your gown. Take 'em off. 1067 01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:19,775 - Should I? - No one will see. 1068 01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:21,986 You can do it, Pee Wee. 1069 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,613 - Just be subtle. - I'm subtle. 1070 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:29,160 They wilI be our governors, our lawyers, our surgeons.. 1071 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:32,496 our physicists, judges... 1072 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,458 He's a strange boy. 1073 01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:39,170 You raised me a very strange grandson. 1074 01:27:39,212 --> 01:27:42,840 A president of our united States. 1075 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:47,094 Today we ceiebrate their beginnings 1076 01:27:47,179 --> 01:27:51,974 i am proud to give you our graduating class. 1077 01:27:52,058 --> 01:27:55,352 Okay, so by the time Inga's getting her diploma... 1078 01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:58,147 we'll all be near the podium, and that's when we do it. 1079 01:27:58,190 --> 01:28:00,107 - Inga? - Yeah, she's gonna flash too. 1080 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:03,235 Inga! Do you have clothes underneath your gown? 1081 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:07,114 - It's American custom, ja? - Ja. Ja. Ja. 1082 01:28:07,157 --> 01:28:10,701 I love America. Ja, ja, ja. 1083 01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:15,956 Inga Johansson, Edward Morris. 1084 01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:33,849 - Sort of makes you feel warm all over. - Yeah.