1 00:01:18,919 --> 00:01:22,723 ``Su Ji restaurant`` 2 00:01:41,782 --> 00:01:45,666 This bastard, he hasn`t done anything yet 3 00:01:45,746 --> 00:01:47,267 Damn it 4 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:53,113 So negligent, must be hiding and sleeping again 5 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:57,598 So negligent, must be hiding and sleeping again 6 00:01:57,678 --> 00:01:59,560 Should you say it, or should l 7 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,202 Of course you should, you are the boss 8 00:02:07,448 --> 00:02:12,052 You have an easy life 9 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:13,053 Boss 10 00:02:15,576 --> 00:02:19,380 Boss, it`s not bad, watercress and pig knuckles soup 11 00:02:24,785 --> 00:02:28,268 Who`s the joker, damn it 12 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:33,674 What are you shouting at? 13 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:34,675 l`m not 14 00:02:35,195 --> 00:02:36,236 Get back to work 15 00:02:36,877 --> 00:02:38,319 C`mon, get back to work 16 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:42,483 You dare? 17 00:02:42,603 --> 00:02:43,764 No, l don`t 18 00:02:58,138 --> 00:03:00,341 Your girlfriend`s that... 19 00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:02,863 The sweet dumplings. Let`s go 20 00:03:03,223 --> 00:03:06,507 What? Me again, tough luck 21 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,562 Excuse me...thanks 22 00:03:21,682 --> 00:03:31,332 Excuse me...thanks 23 00:03:31,452 --> 00:03:32,653 Look at me 24 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:37,738 Watch out...my drink! 25 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,580 Where`s the soup? 26 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:43,864 l`m sorry 27 00:03:43,984 --> 00:03:46,947 Thank you, there it is again 28 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:50,511 Thank God 29 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,112 You`re lucky if you`re not dead 30 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:56,797 So long 31 00:03:56,877 --> 00:04:00,761 Ah Ying, here come the sweet dumplings 32 00:04:02,523 --> 00:04:06,006 l`ve been waiting for you all day 33 00:04:06,086 --> 00:04:07,448 Waiting for me? 34 00:04:07,528 --> 00:04:09,289 You wish 35 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:11,732 l`m waiting for the sweet dumplings, give them to me 36 00:04:15,175 --> 00:04:16,457 l`m fainting 37 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,586 You deserve it 38 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:50,571 Go and serve him 39 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,172 Me? l don`t want to 40 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,774 Go 41 00:04:57,418 --> 00:04:59,740 Master Jiu, please sit 42 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,630 Master Jiu, what tea would you like to have? 43 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:16,397 Have you talked to your boss about that? 44 00:05:16,477 --> 00:05:19,239 Master Jiu, the shop is my boss`s inheritance 45 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,442 How could he sell it to you? 46 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,045 That`s easy 47 00:05:34,815 --> 00:05:37,217 Oh, my heart aches 48 00:05:43,464 --> 00:05:46,467 Master Jiu, what`s wrong? 49 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:51,071 Your chopsticks and dishes are not clean 50 00:05:51,191 --> 00:05:52,272 Change them all 51 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,154 Alright, right away 52 00:05:54,274 --> 00:05:56,236 Damn you, faster 53 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,118 Change them all for Master Jiu 54 00:05:58,238 --> 00:06:00,040 Yes 55 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:05,526 Wait, l don`t want him, l want you 56 00:06:05,646 --> 00:06:08,008 l`m the boss here 57 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:14,655 You don`t want to? 58 00:06:14,735 --> 00:06:19,059 Yes...of course 59 00:06:19,139 --> 00:06:20,941 lt`s always been my honour 60 00:06:21,061 --> 00:06:24,985 to serve you 61 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:50,771 Master Jiu, have some tea, please 62 00:06:50,891 --> 00:06:53,213 Come on, go back to your work 63 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:56,497 Don`t go, come back 64 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,665 Master Jiu, what can l do for you? 65 00:07:04,745 --> 00:07:06,667 l`d like some peace 66 00:07:06,787 --> 00:07:09,269 Send them all away 67 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:14,074 Send them away...how can that be? 68 00:07:15,916 --> 00:07:17,678 Why not? 69 00:07:18,078 --> 00:07:20,881 We are doing business here 70 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:25,005 lf they are sent away, then we`ll have to close down 71 00:07:25,085 --> 00:07:27,127 That`s what l want 72 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,811 So l can do business here, quite good 73 00:07:30,891 --> 00:07:32,292 Cheers 74 00:07:36,296 --> 00:07:38,539 l`m sorry, we are closed for business today 75 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:41,181 l`m sorry, please 76 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:43,784 No need to pay 77 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,467 Let`s go 78 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:49,590 Sorry everyone, we`re closed for business today 79 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,552 l am sorry 80 00:07:51,912 --> 00:07:53,273 Boss Su 81 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,679 Master Jiu, what else can l do for you? 82 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,724 You are quite obedient 83 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,687 but there`s one thing which you don`t listen 84 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,849 Master Jiu, l wouldn`t dare to 85 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,893 How come your moustache looks the same as mine? 86 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:14,014 lt`s natural 87 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,255 l don`t like that 88 00:08:15,336 --> 00:08:19,219 Let me tell you: next time when l come 89 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,702 l don`t want to see it looking the same as mine 90 00:08:21,822 --> 00:08:23,183 l understand 91 00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:25,866 Let`s go 92 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,309 Master Jiu, take care 93 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:30,030 Remember that 94 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:34,435 You bastard, watch your step 95 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,556 l`m going to kill you 96 00:08:35,676 --> 00:08:37,237 l`m sorry, Master Jiu 97 00:08:37,358 --> 00:08:40,040 Sorry... 98 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,241 Master Jiu 99 00:08:41,322 --> 00:08:48,409 Sorry... 100 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,613 Here, Master Jiu 101 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:11,912 lt`s fun... 102 00:09:18,719 --> 00:09:19,800 Finished 103 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,884 Finished? Da Ji, Siao Ji, let`s go home 104 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:25,326 Master Jiu 105 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:30,250 How come your moustache looks the same as mine? 106 00:09:30,331 --> 00:09:32,012 Shave it, hear that? 107 00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:33,414 Yes... 108 00:09:33,494 --> 00:09:36,897 Goodbye, Master Jiu 109 00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:41,582 Do come again some other time to throw the dishes 110 00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:45,466 Damn, you`re asking him to come & throw dishes again 111 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:46,947 You must be tired of living 112 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:50,631 Let me ask you, how many have you broken just now? 113 00:09:50,711 --> 00:09:53,354 Very few, just four bowls 114 00:09:53,474 --> 00:09:55,155 You broke more than l did 115 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,198 l broke my own stuff 116 00:09:58,278 --> 00:10:02,042 but you were breaking my things, understand? 117 00:10:02,122 --> 00:10:04,565 Rub my legs for me as a punishment 118 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:25,826 Harder 119 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:31,432 lt`s so itchy 120 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:37,838 Old bastard 121 00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,484 lt stinks 122 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:45,125 This old bastard 123 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,007 after being humiliated by Master Jiu 124 00:10:47,087 --> 00:10:48,849 came to bully me 125 00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:51,251 Don`t know what`s he going to do next time 126 00:10:51,332 --> 00:10:53,053 He wouldn`t kill you 127 00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:55,255 Where else could he find 128 00:10:55,376 --> 00:10:56,857 another one who could be his punch bag? 129 00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,059 What? Are you teasing me? 130 00:10:59,139 --> 00:11:01,622 Look at my hands 131 00:11:01,742 --> 00:11:02,783 He picked you up 132 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,625 from a lavatory, right? 133 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,747 You want to be the boss, don`t you? 134 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,390 Then there`s nothing you can do, accept it 135 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:17,157 Being treated like that l`ll be over sooner or later 136 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,600 l must think of something 137 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,324 Boss Su, you are the boss, you go 138 00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:09,850 Are all men dead? 139 00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:20,901 Master Jiu, l haven`t failed you 140 00:12:21,021 --> 00:12:25,466 Even my moustache has curled up 141 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,069 Very interesting 142 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,872 Master Jiu, l`m glad l haven`t let you down 143 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,875 My moustache has curled up too 144 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:39,600 Well, l didn`t ask you to 145 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:43,604 make your moustache like your boss, shave it off 146 00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:45,446 Yes, Master Jiu 147 00:12:47,328 --> 00:12:50,811 l know l`m wrong, Master Jiu, please forgive me 148 00:12:51,492 --> 00:12:54,455 l`ll shave it 149 00:12:54,535 --> 00:12:55,255 Go on now, hurry up 150 00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:57,017 Move 151 00:12:58,138 --> 00:12:59,420 Master Jiu 152 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,021 What is it? 153 00:13:01,141 --> 00:13:03,864 l`ve got something to discuss with you 154 00:13:06,106 --> 00:13:07,187 With me? 155 00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:08,909 Yes 156 00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:13,674 What is it? 157 00:13:13,754 --> 00:13:17,558 Master Jiu, every time you come 158 00:13:17,678 --> 00:13:20,080 my boss will torture me afterwards 159 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,203 When you torture him, he`ll do the same to me 160 00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:25,726 What do you want then? 161 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,128 l beg of you, do me a favour 162 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,811 Don`t torture my boss again 163 00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:34,294 Oh, l see 164 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:38,779 You have guts, how dare you negotiate with me? 165 00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:44,625 Master Jiu, this kid is licentious 166 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,108 Feels so good 167 00:13:48,469 --> 00:13:50,631 This damn old man 168 00:13:50,711 --> 00:13:53,073 Feels so good 169 00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,569 Bastard, are you through? 170 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:09,530 Yes 171 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,091 Now it`s our turn 172 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,093 Beat him 173 00:14:14,695 --> 00:14:16,216 Let me go 174 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,824 They`ve burnt my hand like this 175 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,068 Can`t even play the slot machine anymore 176 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,593 Brother Biao, don`t do that 177 00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,955 The boss bullies me, now you`re at it too 178 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,438 Pity you ain`t good enough to handle things out there 179 00:14:37,518 --> 00:14:39,239 lf you could cook like me 180 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,563 you`d get to stay in here and nobody dares to bully you 181 00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:43,964 What is so marvellous about working here? 182 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,927 Come, let me teach you, add some wood 183 00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,851 You want to kill me? You bastard 184 00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:55,456 Stay away, mind the pot, go away 185 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,463 Here, put in some oil 186 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:12,913 Hold it, again, isn`t it? 187 00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:17,318 Add some salt, some sugar 188 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:20,441 Bring it back and add in some flavour 189 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,369 Done 190 00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:33,013 Alright, the dishes are ready 191 00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:41,181 Brother Biao, do you realise that l hit you just now? 192 00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:43,704 No, did you? 193 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,429 Add some salt, some sugar 194 00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:05,726 Add some salt, some sugar 195 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,249 Finish 196 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:19,820 Add some salt, some vegetables 197 00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:27,147 l`ve succeeded, Brother Biao, l did it 198 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:29,109 l have really succeeded 199 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:30,671 Watch my mineral water! 200 00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:32,633 Brother Biao, l`ve succeeded 201 00:16:32,713 --> 00:16:34,435 What have you succeeded in? Nuts 202 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,037 l`ve succeeded... 203 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,002 Good morning, boss 204 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,211 Master Jiu, l can ask Qi to come out 205 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,773 to entertain you 206 00:16:56,337 --> 00:17:00,020 That kid, there`s no fun to play with him 207 00:17:00,741 --> 00:17:04,865 Yes, you can cut his ears 208 00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,868 Chop off his fingers, cut off his nose 209 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:10,110 l don`t care 210 00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:13,434 l don`t want to play anything today 211 00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:16,036 l`m here just for you 212 00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:17,237 Thank you... 213 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:18,679 May l? 214 00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:23,524 What kind of dumplings have you got here? 215 00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:26,006 l have the salty ones, sweet ones, the ones with sesame 216 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,127 with bean paste 217 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,850 What kind of dumplings do you like? 218 00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:32,653 Woman dumplings (womanizer) 219 00:17:33,614 --> 00:17:36,657 We don`t have that 220 00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:38,419 Before this paper finishes burning 221 00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,941 you`d better give me three bowls of it 222 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,704 or else l`ll burn down your shop 223 00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:45,426 No... 224 00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:47,668 What is it? 225 00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,189 Three bowls of ``Woman dumplings`` 226 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,831 Never heard that before 227 00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:53,674 Master Jiu wants that, prepare it no matter what 228 00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:59,320 Hurry 229 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:02,122 Brother Biao, it`s terrible! 230 00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:04,204 Can you make ``Woman dumplings`` 231 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,687 and make it fast? 232 00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:09,049 Woman dumplings ? Never heard of it 233 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:09,930 Who wants them? 234 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:12,132 That bastard Master Jiu 235 00:18:12,252 --> 00:18:12,853 Him again 236 00:18:12,973 --> 00:18:15,976 That`s him, can you do it? 237 00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:18,779 You`d better be quick 238 00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:20,140 Alright 239 00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:54,655 Qi, please be quick 240 00:18:57,257 --> 00:19:03,023 Oh, my God 241 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:16,437 Master Jiu, here come the ``Woman dumplings`` 242 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:19,600 Qi, you`re damn good 243 00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:24,124 Qi, you`re smart, l`ll give you a raise 244 00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:26,086 This is our famous dim sum, try them 245 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,127 Bastard 246 00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:28,008 Master Jiu 247 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,610 You are really smart 248 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,933 Master Jiu, you flatter me 249 00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:35,215 Come back, stand still 250 00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,297 Don`t go yet 251 00:19:37,418 --> 00:19:40,661 You`re so clever, l`ll treat you to a special drink 252 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:43,584 Come, give him some 253 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:47,027 Drink it 254 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:53,354 Oh, you don`t obey 255 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:56,196 Qi, the drink is good 256 00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:59,800 Do as Master Jiu asks you 257 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,043 How could l drink it? 258 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:10,491 Where`s the oil? 259 00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,134 Put in some oil 260 00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:17,217 Start cooking 261 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,422 Add some salt 262 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:23,023 Sorry... 263 00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:26,587 Add some vinegar, some flavour 264 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,229 Damn it 265 00:20:33,354 --> 00:20:38,318 Stir well, it`s done 266 00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:42,403 The dish is ready 267 00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:47,688 Nanny... 268 00:20:56,136 --> 00:21:01,382 Master Jiu... 269 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,784 Nanny 270 00:21:05,946 --> 00:21:09,830 Master Jiu...let`s go back, come on 271 00:21:11,992 --> 00:21:14,515 Brother Qi, you are really good 272 00:21:14,635 --> 00:21:16,597 You defeated them 273 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:20,120 with only a few moves 274 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,642 Look 275 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:28,889 Brother Qi, l always respect a hero 276 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:31,091 l knew from the start that you have potential 277 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:33,093 Not just a common person 278 00:21:33,173 --> 00:21:37,618 The fact is in the open, l couldn`t be wrong 279 00:21:38,218 --> 00:21:40,661 Brother Qi, come and sit inside 280 00:21:40,741 --> 00:21:43,063 Sit inside? Okay 281 00:21:43,183 --> 00:21:49,710 Please...please have a seat 282 00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:53,754 You old fool! 283 00:21:53,874 --> 00:21:55,275 l`m sorry 284 00:21:56,437 --> 00:21:58,879 Brother Qi, from now onwards 285 00:21:58,999 --> 00:22:01,442 the two of us will work together 286 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:05,045 You stay stationed here and l`ll support you 287 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:09,089 Hey, hurry and pour tea for Qi 288 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,692 Brother Qi, have some tea 289 00:22:11,812 --> 00:22:12,813 Okay 290 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:16,457 Qi, if those guys come again 291 00:22:16,577 --> 00:22:18,178 You teach them a good lesson 292 00:22:18,298 --> 00:22:21,782 What? Boss, then l don`t have to deliver anymore 293 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,263 How could l trouble you to do that 294 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,426 Ah Ga can handle it 295 00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:29,229 You have a good rest 296 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,513 That`s more like it 297 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:36,877 We`ll talk about other terms later 298 00:22:38,078 --> 00:22:39,680 So comfortable 299 00:22:49,009 --> 00:22:52,453 Ah Ying, are you here looking for me? 300 00:22:54,294 --> 00:22:55,936 Ah Ying 301 00:22:57,017 --> 00:22:57,898 Brother Biao 302 00:22:58,018 --> 00:22:59,179 Qi is downstairs 303 00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:00,140 l know that 304 00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,221 Leave me alone 305 00:23:01,342 --> 00:23:05,466 Brother Biao, how come you haven`t come to see me? 306 00:23:05,706 --> 00:23:07,828 You always said you`re busy, l hate you 307 00:23:07,948 --> 00:23:09,590 l have to work, right! 308 00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:10,631 Brother Biao 309 00:23:10,711 --> 00:23:12,953 Ah Ying, it`s you ignoring me, 310 00:23:13,073 --> 00:23:14,475 not the other way around 311 00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:16,196 The dumplings you delivered last time 312 00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:18,479 caused my master diarrhea for 7 days 313 00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:20,521 He scolded me no ends 314 00:23:20,641 --> 00:23:22,443 But no need to worry 315 00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:24,244 l got him the medicine 316 00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:26,527 and he has now recovered 317 00:23:26,647 --> 00:23:28,409 You didn`t come here to see me just now 318 00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:31,372 l indeed have: are you jealous? 319 00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:33,093 Ah Ying, you`ve been so good to me 320 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:34,695 l brought you some clothes 321 00:23:34,775 --> 00:23:37,618 You think you are a rich man 322 00:23:45,506 --> 00:23:47,468 Lighter, you fool 323 00:23:47,548 --> 00:23:49,470 How come you are so careless 324 00:23:51,912 --> 00:24:00,200 Damn it, how come Qi became 325 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:05,085 so powerful in one night? 326 00:24:10,371 --> 00:24:14,855 ls he possessed by the monkey god? 327 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,898 What happened? 328 00:24:18,018 --> 00:24:19,780 So it is you, uncles 329 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:23,424 What a coincidence, come and sit inside, pour some tea 330 00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:28,228 What brings you here? 331 00:24:28,308 --> 00:24:31,952 We are here to take care of some business 332 00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:33,834 So how can l 333 00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:35,956 offer you a hand? 334 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:38,759 We are here to look for someone 335 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,043 Who dares to offend you, uncles? 336 00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:45,486 You wouldn`t know him 337 00:24:46,126 --> 00:24:49,930 What happened to your head? 338 00:24:51,171 --> 00:24:52,493 That bastard from Su Ji Restaurant 339 00:24:52,613 --> 00:24:55,656 broke my head 340 00:24:56,377 --> 00:24:58,699 You are here just in time 341 00:24:58,779 --> 00:24:59,660 You must help me 342 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:01,061 get even 343 00:25:01,342 --> 00:25:02,823 ``Su Ji Restaurant`` 344 00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:16,276 Get out 345 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,241 Damn 346 00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:27,007 What do you want? 347 00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:30,571 Where`s the delivery boy? 348 00:25:30,691 --> 00:25:33,894 Let go 349 00:25:34,335 --> 00:25:36,096 You two must be tired of living 350 00:25:36,216 --> 00:25:38,819 You`ll find out later 351 00:25:38,899 --> 00:25:40,020 Brother Qi 352 00:25:40,861 --> 00:25:42,943 Brother Qi, the boss is looking for you 353 00:25:44,985 --> 00:25:45,946 So troublesome 354 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,228 Brother Qi, teach them a lesson 355 00:25:51,352 --> 00:25:54,074 Why wear a hat on bald head? Wear a green one (cuckold) 356 00:26:01,922 --> 00:26:05,285 You two rascals dare come again? 357 00:26:05,406 --> 00:26:09,410 You are out of luck this time 358 00:26:16,296 --> 00:26:18,699 Add some oil 359 00:26:23,384 --> 00:26:26,667 Add some oil 360 00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:34,555 Add some salt 361 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:36,116 What salt? 362 00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:38,679 That new product 363 00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,240 New product? 364 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:43,644 The heat is all dissipated 365 00:26:43,724 --> 00:26:47,007 So you are an empty vessel, go on 366 00:26:47,087 --> 00:26:50,331 l`ll fry the veggies, hold it 367 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:53,894 What veggies? 368 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,736 Baby veggies 369 00:26:58,339 --> 00:27:01,782 Oh, my God 370 00:27:01,902 --> 00:27:04,665 No big deal, start cooking 371 00:27:07,227 --> 00:27:09,149 Let me take care of this for you 372 00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:11,512 l`m done for 373 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:18,479 Boss, they took Brother Qi away 374 00:27:18,599 --> 00:27:22,483 No big deal, he deserves to die 375 00:27:23,003 --> 00:27:24,324 Clean up and get ready for business 376 00:27:24,445 --> 00:27:25,646 Yes 377 00:27:27,848 --> 00:27:30,290 lf he could fight, l can fight even better 378 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:47,468 Stop 379 00:27:54,274 --> 00:27:57,197 Bastard, tell me 380 00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:59,960 who taught you those moves 381 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,002 Nobody 382 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,503 l`ll tell you... 383 00:28:22,623 --> 00:28:23,984 Speak 384 00:28:25,025 --> 00:28:29,870 Nobody taught me, l learned them secretly 385 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,111 From whom? 386 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:32,793 What`s his name? 387 00:28:32,873 --> 00:28:38,439 His name is Zhang Biao 388 00:28:43,564 --> 00:28:44,525 Did he hang himself? 389 00:28:56,096 --> 00:28:59,460 He has deceited us and escaped! 390 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:13,434 Gentlemen, my delivery boy 391 00:29:13,514 --> 00:29:15,356 has already been taken away by you 392 00:29:15,476 --> 00:29:17,598 Why are you still here? 393 00:29:18,238 --> 00:29:20,320 l like to play with you, can`t l? 394 00:29:20,441 --> 00:29:23,564 Yes, but l`m an old man 395 00:29:23,684 --> 00:29:24,845 Can`t l? 396 00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:28,849 Yes you can...whatever you like 397 00:29:29,169 --> 00:29:31,171 Hurry and ask the cook to come & see me 398 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,815 No problem, l`ll call him right away 399 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:39,059 Ah Biao, meet the guests 400 00:29:41,221 --> 00:29:45,065 Ah Biao, come meet the guests 401 00:29:47,027 --> 00:29:50,030 Ah Ga, go ask Ah Biao to come down 402 00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:51,552 Yes, Boss 403 00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:55,556 Whatever you want to do with my men 404 00:29:55,676 --> 00:29:56,957 just feel free to do so 405 00:29:57,077 --> 00:30:00,320 We are very accommodating, client always comes first 406 00:30:00,441 --> 00:30:02,523 Help yourself 407 00:30:02,643 --> 00:30:06,567 As long as you don`t mess with me 408 00:30:08,489 --> 00:30:10,090 Fire... 409 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,813 Call the fire station, hurry 410 00:30:12,893 --> 00:30:15,416 Boss, Zhang Biao ran away 411 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:20,381 Old man, you`re in trouble this time 412 00:30:34,154 --> 00:30:35,356 Two more 413 00:30:45,486 --> 00:30:48,248 What are you doing here? 414 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:52,933 Sorry, l just meant to grab that sick hen 415 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:55,736 Bastard, you call me a sick hen 416 00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:57,938 Alright, let me kill you 417 00:30:59,019 --> 00:31:03,183 You bastard 418 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:05,626 l`m old enough to be your mom, you still dare molest me 419 00:31:05,706 --> 00:31:06,827 You dare molest me, huh 420 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:09,069 You damn kid 421 00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:13,354 l`ll beat you to death 422 00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:16,557 Come back, where are you running to? 423 00:31:16,677 --> 00:31:18,318 You think you`re beautiful 424 00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:20,200 l rather molest a girl than you 425 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,804 l`ll kill you 426 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:26,126 l just meant to steal the chicken 427 00:31:28,128 --> 00:31:30,090 He molested me 428 00:31:30,771 --> 00:31:32,813 lt`s a misunderstanding 429 00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:50,831 What is it? 430 00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,473 Ah Biao 431 00:31:52,673 --> 00:31:53,313 What is it? 432 00:31:53,434 --> 00:31:55,396 So you are of the same gang, beat him 433 00:31:57,878 --> 00:31:59,800 Pal, l have nothing to do with it 434 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,002 Nothing? He knows you 435 00:32:05,886 --> 00:32:07,287 Listen to me 436 00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:11,171 l have nothing to do with it 437 00:32:21,902 --> 00:32:23,063 Listen to me 438 00:32:37,678 --> 00:32:39,880 Bravo, brother Biao... 439 00:32:43,364 --> 00:32:47,688 Bring more men... don`t go away if you have guts 440 00:32:47,808 --> 00:32:49,169 We`re calling our men 441 00:32:49,289 --> 00:32:50,771 l will come back for you 442 00:32:51,091 --> 00:32:52,813 Brother Biao, your kung fu is really great 443 00:32:52,893 --> 00:32:53,854 Now l know 444 00:32:53,934 --> 00:32:55,896 lt`s better you didn`t 445 00:32:56,337 --> 00:32:58,178 How come you are here? 446 00:32:58,298 --> 00:32:59,580 lt`s all because of you 447 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,302 Me? l didn`t do anything 448 00:33:02,423 --> 00:33:03,864 Oh yeah? 449 00:33:04,264 --> 00:33:05,946 You discreetly learnt my kung fu moves 450 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,469 and started fighting with others and exposed my identity 451 00:33:08,549 --> 00:33:10,831 l have no choice but to run away 452 00:33:10,911 --> 00:33:14,915 Brother Biao, l don`t understand 453 00:33:15,796 --> 00:33:16,957 Let me explain 454 00:33:17,077 --> 00:33:19,960 l used to be the kung fu lnstructor in the village 455 00:33:20,961 --> 00:33:23,964 Really? No wonder your kung fu is so good 456 00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:25,646 l was engaged in my hometown 457 00:33:25,726 --> 00:33:29,289 My fiancee was the eldest daughter of Mr. Wang 458 00:33:29,770 --> 00:33:32,413 Someone came and informed me one day that 459 00:33:32,493 --> 00:33:34,094 two robbers nicknamed the Pair of the Pole 460 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:36,016 were hiding behind the Wang family farm 461 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:38,499 So l brought some men to nab them 462 00:33:48,829 --> 00:33:49,910 l lose 463 00:33:55,275 --> 00:33:56,276 Who is it? 464 00:34:01,962 --> 00:34:03,003 Drink 465 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:07,768 South Fist lron Dragon & Flying Dragon the North Fist 466 00:34:07,888 --> 00:34:09,850 You both won`t be able to escape today 467 00:34:35,235 --> 00:34:36,477 Come on 468 00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:41,221 Damn it 469 00:35:41,342 --> 00:35:42,062 Forget it 470 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,223 Forget it 471 00:35:43,864 --> 00:35:45,826 At that time lron Dragon was drunk 472 00:35:45,906 --> 00:35:47,388 and was caught by us 473 00:35:47,468 --> 00:35:50,871 Flying Dragon managed to escape 474 00:35:52,032 --> 00:35:55,476 They hated me and tried to seek revenge 475 00:35:55,596 --> 00:35:58,519 Not meaning to drag my in-laws & fiancee into this 476 00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:01,081 l left the village and 477 00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:04,845 sought refuge at the Su Ji Restaurant as a cook 478 00:36:04,965 --> 00:36:07,648 No wonder you didn`t show up 479 00:36:07,728 --> 00:36:08,929 no matter how they were fighting outside 480 00:36:09,049 --> 00:36:10,811 Let me tell you, the ones who bullied you 481 00:36:10,891 --> 00:36:13,654 that day at the restaurant were the Pair of the Pole 482 00:36:13,774 --> 00:36:15,295 So it`s them? 483 00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:17,578 Brother Biao, l`ve mentioned 484 00:36:17,698 --> 00:36:19,580 your name to Master Jiu 485 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:22,262 They did come over looking for me & l had to make off 486 00:36:22,343 --> 00:36:25,626 Brother Biao, running away will not solve the problem 487 00:36:25,746 --> 00:36:27,227 Maybe you should teach me kung fu 488 00:36:27,348 --> 00:36:29,630 then together we could fight them both 489 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,271 No use 490 00:36:31,392 --> 00:36:32,673 lf l could fight them 491 00:36:32,793 --> 00:36:34,955 l wouldn`t need to go hiding 492 00:36:35,075 --> 00:36:36,837 Could anyone defeat them? 493 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:40,200 Yes, my uncle Yao Xiao Tian 494 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,324 but nobody knows his whereabouts, he`s hard to find 495 00:36:47,488 --> 00:36:49,690 So it`s better to run 496 00:36:52,933 --> 00:36:55,856 Brother Biao 497 00:36:55,936 --> 00:36:57,017 Why are you following me? 498 00:36:57,097 --> 00:37:00,341 You know that l don`t have any family 499 00:37:00,461 --> 00:37:01,662 Take me with you 500 00:37:01,782 --> 00:37:05,105 You won`t feel bored to have a partner, right? 501 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:07,067 You are so annoying 502 00:37:07,187 --> 00:37:09,309 You`re such a burden 503 00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:11,592 You always get into troubles 504 00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:13,674 We`d better go separate ways 505 00:37:15,876 --> 00:37:16,797 Brother Biao 506 00:37:16,877 --> 00:37:18,278 Go 507 00:37:21,882 --> 00:37:23,444 Brother Biao, don`t run 508 00:37:23,564 --> 00:37:26,206 Hold it...wait for me 509 00:37:29,450 --> 00:37:30,971 Let`s see where you can run! 510 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:34,535 What`s the point of following me? 511 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:37,778 lf you agree to teach me kung fu, l won`t follow you 512 00:37:38,459 --> 00:37:39,620 Alright, l`ll teach you Chicken Fist 513 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:42,783 What? You gonna teach me Chicken Fist? 514 00:37:42,863 --> 00:37:44,545 Now there`re so many kinds of kung fu 515 00:37:44,665 --> 00:37:47,908 Are you still not satisfied with the Chicken Fist? 516 00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:50,030 Alright, come 517 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,874 Get into a horse stance 518 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:59,520 One-legged stance. Don`t move, l need to pee 519 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,161 Teacher 520 00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:04,525 Don`t look back, l won`t be long 521 00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:06,447 Teacher 522 00:38:06,527 --> 00:38:07,728 l told you not to look back 523 00:38:07,848 --> 00:38:09,289 or you`ll waste all your efforts 524 00:38:13,173 --> 00:38:15,656 This guy takes a day to pee 525 00:38:16,857 --> 00:38:18,058 ls he trying to fool me? 526 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,992 What a bastard to get away like this 527 00:38:36,196 --> 00:38:37,317 Baggage! 528 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,401 Baggage 529 00:38:55,456 --> 00:38:58,819 This road is to the Rainbow Village, l`ve got an idea 530 00:39:18,359 --> 00:39:19,800 Master Cheung 531 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,041 How did you know my name? 532 00:39:21,161 --> 00:39:23,364 Someone is waiting for you over there 533 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,459 Brother Biao, come on, feel free to eat 534 00:39:38,539 --> 00:39:40,741 How did you know l`d be here? 535 00:39:41,902 --> 00:39:44,024 Brother Biao, you made an excuse and ran away just now 536 00:39:44,144 --> 00:39:47,187 but l knew that you`d surely come back 537 00:39:47,267 --> 00:39:48,429 How would you know? 538 00:39:48,549 --> 00:39:51,632 Brother Biao, your kung fu is better than mine 539 00:39:51,712 --> 00:39:53,994 But l`ve got a better brain than you do 540 00:39:55,075 --> 00:39:56,196 l knew you`ll come back 541 00:39:56,276 --> 00:39:57,638 just as l expected 542 00:39:57,718 --> 00:40:01,682 When you took your bag l followed you from behind 543 00:40:01,802 --> 00:40:06,246 Via a shortcut l went to Rainbow Village & awaited you 544 00:40:07,247 --> 00:40:09,169 How annoying you are! 545 00:40:09,289 --> 00:40:10,451 Like a ghost 546 00:40:10,571 --> 00:40:12,773 Why are you always following me? 547 00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:15,816 We travel and eat together 548 00:40:15,896 --> 00:40:18,058 No need to stand on ceremony... come on, have something 549 00:40:18,178 --> 00:40:19,980 l lost my appetite the moment l saw you 550 00:40:26,266 --> 00:40:28,429 The meal isn`t finished yet, why pay now? 551 00:40:28,549 --> 00:40:31,792 Here, take this money 552 00:40:31,872 --> 00:40:34,274 Don`t ever follow me again 553 00:40:34,955 --> 00:40:37,157 You really don`t want me 554 00:40:37,277 --> 00:40:38,599 l can`t even take care of myself 555 00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:41,842 You are a burden to me 556 00:40:42,563 --> 00:40:45,806 You have no integrity 557 00:40:45,886 --> 00:40:49,129 Never mind...l`ll pay for this meal 558 00:40:49,249 --> 00:40:51,291 Alright...l won`t follow you 559 00:40:51,412 --> 00:40:52,533 What`s so great about that! 560 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:55,215 No need to force me with money, l`m leaving 561 00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:01,462 Amitabha 562 00:41:09,189 --> 00:41:13,674 Over there...go 563 00:41:17,438 --> 00:41:18,919 Move 564 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,562 Someone reported loss, open up for checking 565 00:41:34,895 --> 00:41:35,976 Chief 566 00:41:46,106 --> 00:41:49,510 Does this piece ofjade belong to you? 567 00:41:49,630 --> 00:41:50,270 Well 568 00:41:50,391 --> 00:41:55,035 Well what? Someone reported loss of a piece ofjade 569 00:41:55,155 --> 00:41:55,636 Bring him over 570 00:41:55,716 --> 00:41:56,837 Yes 571 00:41:57,678 --> 00:42:00,320 We found the jade, come and have a look 572 00:42:04,164 --> 00:42:05,606 For you 573 00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:08,008 Chief, the man is here 574 00:42:11,091 --> 00:42:14,695 Bastard, you framed me 575 00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:19,660 lf you don`t want to get into a lawsuit 576 00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:20,821 Bring me along 577 00:42:20,901 --> 00:42:22,262 No talking 578 00:42:24,665 --> 00:42:25,826 Bastard 579 00:42:29,870 --> 00:42:32,353 What? Agree? 580 00:42:32,713 --> 00:42:34,395 lf you don`t, you`ll be in trouble 581 00:42:38,439 --> 00:42:39,319 Chief 582 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,603 ls this yours? 583 00:42:44,405 --> 00:42:46,647 No need to be afraid, speak 584 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:50,250 Chief, this... 585 00:42:54,254 --> 00:42:57,538 Chief, looks like it`s mine 586 00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,740 Maybe not 587 00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:03,303 l don`t even know who it belongs to, sorry 588 00:43:03,424 --> 00:43:04,625 You can go 589 00:43:05,346 --> 00:43:06,186 Sorry... 590 00:43:06,266 --> 00:43:07,708 Be careful next time 591 00:43:07,828 --> 00:43:11,552 Be careful, Brother Biao, wait for me 592 00:43:14,274 --> 00:43:16,717 Bastard, you want to frame me... let me tell you 593 00:43:16,837 --> 00:43:18,999 lf it happens again, l won`t be nice to you 594 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,603 Don`t throw it, it`s my girlfriend`s 595 00:43:23,043 --> 00:43:25,245 Qi, this won`t work 596 00:43:25,325 --> 00:43:28,048 We`re soon gonna end up dead if you keep following me 597 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,972 No, if we are together 598 00:43:32,092 --> 00:43:35,656 we can earn a living by performing kung fu 599 00:43:35,776 --> 00:43:38,218 Are you bluffing? What could you do? 600 00:43:38,298 --> 00:43:39,580 A few moves 601 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,423 lf you don`t believe me, let me show you 602 00:43:44,184 --> 00:43:50,671 Start cooking, add some oil, drink it 603 00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:51,832 Thank you 604 00:43:52,993 --> 00:43:55,836 Add some salt, then 605 00:43:58,479 --> 00:44:00,080 Add some sugar 606 00:44:03,003 --> 00:44:04,485 add some vinegar 607 00:44:04,565 --> 00:44:06,447 How am l going to do business with you fooling around? 608 00:44:08,168 --> 00:44:09,370 Bastard, pay for my wine 609 00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:11,051 Damn it 610 00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:25,225 lsn`t that great? Thank you... 611 00:44:25,346 --> 00:44:27,708 Everybody, there`s more 612 00:44:30,110 --> 00:44:33,954 Somersault 613 00:44:34,074 --> 00:44:37,077 Forward, backward 614 00:44:56,817 --> 00:44:59,500 Don`t go, there`s more 615 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:03,624 Fry vegetables... 616 00:45:04,064 --> 00:45:05,906 What are you doing? 617 00:45:06,026 --> 00:45:08,148 Practising kung fu 618 00:45:08,268 --> 00:45:09,630 You call this kung fu 619 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:11,071 What do you call this then? 620 00:45:11,151 --> 00:45:13,474 lt`s more like a monkey show 621 00:45:14,274 --> 00:45:16,236 How dare you mock me? 622 00:45:16,316 --> 00:45:17,918 You must be tired of living 623 00:45:18,038 --> 00:45:19,960 Bastard, you want to fight? 624 00:45:21,001 --> 00:45:24,765 Yes, but not by force 625 00:45:24,885 --> 00:45:28,128 What do you mean? 626 00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:30,811 Look 627 00:45:33,253 --> 00:45:34,334 l am going into a stance here 628 00:45:34,455 --> 00:45:36,897 lf you could move me, l`ll give you ten dollars 629 00:45:37,017 --> 00:45:39,259 You bastard, you are already half dead 630 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,582 l could easily push you away with a finger 631 00:45:41,662 --> 00:45:44,985 Try it then, sir, you be the witness 632 00:45:45,065 --> 00:45:45,826 l`ll be the witness 633 00:45:45,946 --> 00:45:48,629 Ten dollars each, come 634 00:45:58,679 --> 00:46:00,761 He`s leaning on the pole, how could he be pushed away? 635 00:46:00,881 --> 00:46:02,042 That`s it 636 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,729 Can`t do it? 637 00:46:09,089 --> 00:46:13,253 Go away, you lean on the pole 638 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,215 How could l push you down? 639 00:46:15,295 --> 00:46:17,538 l didn`t say l would stand here and let you push me 640 00:46:17,658 --> 00:46:18,539 lsn`t that right, witness? 641 00:46:18,659 --> 00:46:20,060 Yes, that`s right 642 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:22,663 lf this is so, you lose, thank you 643 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,946 ldiot, what an idiot! 644 00:46:26,066 --> 00:46:28,509 Brother Biao...l`ve earned some money 645 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:33,434 Uncle, where`s that man? 646 00:46:33,554 --> 00:46:36,597 Just now when you were performing, he left 647 00:46:36,677 --> 00:46:38,559 He got rid of me again 648 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,685 Leave a hundred dollars behind before you can go 649 00:46:44,805 --> 00:46:45,846 Why? 650 00:46:45,926 --> 00:46:48,048 You broke my teapot 651 00:46:48,168 --> 00:46:49,410 Are you out of your mind? 652 00:46:49,490 --> 00:46:52,493 One hundred dollars for a teapot! 653 00:46:55,135 --> 00:46:56,096 Who`s he? 654 00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:58,178 He`s the bodyguard of this street 655 00:46:58,298 --> 00:46:59,059 Bodyguard? 656 00:46:59,179 --> 00:47:00,661 That`s right 657 00:47:00,781 --> 00:47:03,544 Now l want to fight with force 658 00:47:06,026 --> 00:47:09,430 There`s no instruction from above, better not fight 659 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:10,471 Take it 660 00:47:13,554 --> 00:47:14,755 Peanuts 661 00:47:16,437 --> 00:47:22,923 Leaving me behind... 662 00:47:24,485 --> 00:47:26,006 Leaving me behind... 663 00:47:32,693 --> 00:47:33,694 Zhang Biao 664 00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:43,624 you dare leave me behind 665 00:47:44,465 --> 00:47:46,867 Let me teach you a lesson 666 00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:52,353 Zhang Biao 667 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:58,479 Bastard, you scribbled on my shop signboard 668 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,561 Damn it 669 00:48:01,682 --> 00:48:02,763 Who didn`t shut the door? 670 00:48:13,574 --> 00:48:14,855 What`s this? 671 00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:19,219 Who`s Zhang Biao? l must beat him when l see him 672 00:48:27,388 --> 00:48:30,471 What`re you doing? Scribbling on my ass 673 00:48:32,393 --> 00:48:38,278 Bastard, l`ll kill you 674 00:48:46,487 --> 00:48:47,448 Not dead yet 675 00:49:07,668 --> 00:49:09,670 Brother Biao... 676 00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:12,272 You want me dead, don`t you? 677 00:49:12,393 --> 00:49:13,674 No 678 00:49:13,794 --> 00:49:15,115 No? Look at that 679 00:49:15,235 --> 00:49:17,117 There`re scribbles all over the place 680 00:49:17,237 --> 00:49:19,480 Dammit, you still deny? 681 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,241 Brother Biao, 682 00:49:21,321 --> 00:49:23,283 l know that you don`t want to be a turtle 683 00:49:23,404 --> 00:49:24,765 l`m just joking with you 684 00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:26,407 No need to take it so seriously 685 00:49:26,487 --> 00:49:28,729 Joking? You call this joking 686 00:49:28,849 --> 00:49:30,451 You`re advertising for me everywhere 687 00:49:30,531 --> 00:49:33,093 People pay for advertisements 688 00:49:33,213 --> 00:49:35,696 You`ve got the advantage now 689 00:49:36,136 --> 00:49:38,178 Advantage? You are harming me 690 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:42,222 You`re doing propaganda for me everywhere 691 00:49:42,302 --> 00:49:44,585 Aren`t you telling the Pair of the Pole that l am here 692 00:49:44,665 --> 00:49:47,348 Qi, l haven`t crossed you in any way 693 00:49:47,468 --> 00:49:49,229 Why do you do this to me? 694 00:49:49,309 --> 00:49:50,551 Don`t do it again next time 695 00:49:50,671 --> 00:49:53,113 Brother Qi, sit here for a while 696 00:49:54,355 --> 00:49:56,156 Haven`t you had enough fun yet? 697 00:49:56,276 --> 00:49:58,359 Qi, what do you want? 698 00:49:58,479 --> 00:50:02,042 Brother Biao, you can`t hide all the time 699 00:50:02,162 --> 00:50:03,604 Should l wait for them to come and kill me 700 00:50:03,684 --> 00:50:05,446 Not really 701 00:50:05,526 --> 00:50:08,969 You know who`s the only guy the Pair of the Pole fears? 702 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:09,730 Who? 703 00:50:09,850 --> 00:50:11,612 Me 704 00:50:12,172 --> 00:50:13,974 You think too highly of yourself 705 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:18,138 Of course, l`m smart 706 00:50:18,258 --> 00:50:20,821 lf you could teach me kung fu 707 00:50:20,901 --> 00:50:23,624 l promise that l could kill these two villains 708 00:50:23,744 --> 00:50:28,389 You sure are smart, how come l`ve never thought of it 709 00:50:28,469 --> 00:50:31,231 lt`s okay, to err is human 710 00:50:31,352 --> 00:50:34,154 Alright, what do you want to learn? 711 00:50:34,274 --> 00:50:36,236 Anything, except Chicken Fist 712 00:50:36,316 --> 00:50:38,879 Alright, l`ll teach you right away 713 00:50:40,521 --> 00:50:41,842 You are doing this for real 714 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,284 Qi, are you alright? 715 00:50:44,405 --> 00:50:45,646 Yes 716 00:50:45,766 --> 00:50:49,049 As you said, `to err is indeed human` 717 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,210 Catch 718 00:50:51,291 --> 00:50:52,733 You are hitting me 719 00:50:52,853 --> 00:50:54,615 Qi, don`t you want to learn real kung fu? 720 00:50:54,695 --> 00:50:56,617 Learning real kung fu implies being beaten by you? 721 00:50:56,697 --> 00:50:59,700 Yep, you`ve gotta learn to take a good beating first 722 00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,182 These are the basics, understand? 723 00:51:02,943 --> 00:51:04,985 Makes sense, come on 724 00:51:06,507 --> 00:51:07,588 Stand firmly 725 00:51:12,553 --> 00:51:15,275 You can`t even take a few blows, too bad 726 00:51:26,887 --> 00:51:31,852 Let me take a bow first 727 00:51:35,496 --> 00:51:37,097 Have to find a place to sleep 728 00:51:47,908 --> 00:51:52,032 So hard, get some clothes to cushion it 729 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:54,955 Please forgive me 730 00:51:55,356 --> 00:51:57,358 l`ll return to you when l wake up 731 00:52:01,321 --> 00:52:02,443 Alright 732 00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:54,375 Nuts 733 00:52:55,295 --> 00:52:56,897 Fill up my stomach before sleep 734 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:16,877 Yummy 735 00:53:34,775 --> 00:53:36,817 Yummy chicken leg 736 00:53:58,839 --> 00:54:00,801 He`s so annoying 737 00:54:00,921 --> 00:54:04,324 How come you fart this time? 738 00:54:05,926 --> 00:54:08,929 There are things you cannot control 739 00:54:09,049 --> 00:54:11,051 l like to fart 740 00:54:24,905 --> 00:54:27,027 Old bastard, kicked me so hard 741 00:54:27,147 --> 00:54:28,549 l`ll kill you first 742 00:54:29,109 --> 00:54:32,913 Kill him... 743 00:54:36,757 --> 00:54:39,440 Damn Robber, you dare bully common folks 744 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,003 l am God 745 00:54:43,123 --> 00:54:49,570 Mercy... 746 00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:53,133 You have been punished for your sins 747 00:54:53,253 --> 00:54:53,814 Four eyes 748 00:54:53,934 --> 00:54:54,855 Yes Sir 749 00:54:54,935 --> 00:54:56,697 You have to clean the temple for 2 years as punishment 750 00:55:03,023 --> 00:55:05,025 How come God hasn`t got anything on? 751 00:55:06,066 --> 00:55:07,307 He is a fake 752 00:55:07,428 --> 00:55:10,711 Beat him up 753 00:55:25,686 --> 00:55:29,730 Guan Yun Zhang (a god) is here 754 00:55:31,091 --> 00:55:32,493 Master Guan is here 755 00:55:32,573 --> 00:55:35,416 Fear not, Lu Pu is here 756 00:55:35,496 --> 00:55:38,859 You can`t escape 757 00:56:36,757 --> 00:56:39,079 Let`s go... 758 00:56:40,761 --> 00:56:44,044 Great, drove them away even while sleeping 759 00:56:47,127 --> 00:56:49,850 l wasn`t asleep yet, l fooled you 760 00:56:51,692 --> 00:56:54,094 Sir, what`s your name? 761 00:56:54,214 --> 00:57:00,781 My name is Yao Xiao Tian 762 00:57:00,861 --> 00:57:03,384 So you are the uncle of Zhang Biao 763 00:57:04,144 --> 00:57:05,345 What? You too know Zhang Biao! 764 00:57:05,466 --> 00:57:08,469 Yes, he`s my friend 765 00:57:09,590 --> 00:57:12,513 Old Sir... 766 00:57:13,033 --> 00:57:16,357 Why call me `old`, doesn`t sound nice 767 00:57:16,477 --> 00:57:19,119 Just call me Uncle Tian 768 00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:20,801 Uncle Tian, do you know that 769 00:57:20,921 --> 00:57:23,524 Zhang Biao has been chased by the Pair of the Pole? 770 00:57:23,644 --> 00:57:28,328 Never mind him, who cares! 771 00:57:28,449 --> 00:57:30,371 He`s your nephew 772 00:57:30,491 --> 00:57:33,814 l could just disown him 773 00:57:34,254 --> 00:57:35,175 Why? 774 00:57:35,295 --> 00:57:37,418 Zhang Biao`s teacher is my brother 775 00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:40,060 He`s called the Drunk Hero 776 00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:45,626 Thirty years ago he practised fighting with legs 777 00:57:45,746 --> 00:57:47,908 and l practised fighting with fists 778 00:57:48,669 --> 00:57:50,831 That`s not a bad idea 779 00:57:50,951 --> 00:57:54,194 But there`s one thing which couldn`t be sorted out 780 00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:58,959 Both of us were dating a girl called Yuet Chui Ha 781 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,482 Oh, l see! 782 00:58:01,722 --> 00:58:02,763 l am older than he is 783 00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:05,325 and he being younger, l couldn`t win him 784 00:58:05,446 --> 00:58:08,729 Out of anger l left and kept drifting from town to town 785 00:58:08,849 --> 00:58:12,533 Uncle Tian, what`s this got to do with Zhang Biao? 786 00:58:12,653 --> 00:58:13,694 Why not? 787 00:58:13,814 --> 00:58:17,137 He`s the student of my rival in love 788 00:58:17,257 --> 00:58:17,978 Although that might be the case 789 00:58:18,098 --> 00:58:21,141 he`s after all your nephew 790 00:58:21,261 --> 00:58:22,543 l don`t care 791 00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:25,105 lf you want to rescue him, do it yourself 792 00:58:25,225 --> 00:58:28,028 Don`t come to me, go and rescue him 793 00:58:28,469 --> 00:58:33,954 Uncle Tian...how can you be like this? 794 00:58:37,718 --> 00:58:41,642 Smells good... 795 00:58:45,726 --> 00:58:49,970 Bastard, you dare to hit me? You want to die 796 00:58:50,451 --> 00:58:53,173 You drunkard, you deserve to die 797 00:58:53,734 --> 00:58:56,537 There`s wine everywhere 798 00:58:56,657 --> 00:58:58,859 Why should l die? 799 00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:02,383 You old fool 800 00:59:02,463 --> 00:59:03,424 you would let him die 801 00:59:03,504 --> 00:59:04,985 You are a 802 00:59:05,105 --> 00:59:07,948 liability to the world 803 00:59:08,068 --> 00:59:09,109 You know how to scold 804 00:59:09,229 --> 00:59:11,151 Let me hear more 805 00:59:11,271 --> 00:59:15,115 You should be fed to the dogs 806 00:59:15,235 --> 00:59:18,479 You useless thing, old monster 807 00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:19,279 Anything else? 808 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,641 Nope 809 00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:22,803 Come back 810 00:59:23,924 --> 00:59:24,965 What is it? 811 00:59:25,085 --> 00:59:26,607 Are you really a friend of Zhang Biao? 812 00:59:26,687 --> 00:59:28,889 Are you deaf? Didn`t l say that just now? 813 00:59:29,289 --> 00:59:32,092 Why don`t you go and rescue him yourself? 814 00:59:32,212 --> 00:59:34,054 l can`t fight 815 00:59:34,935 --> 00:59:36,096 Where are you from? 816 00:59:36,216 --> 00:59:38,298 From a restaurant: But l couldn`t stand it so l left 817 00:59:40,621 --> 00:59:42,823 You want me to teach you how to kick 818 00:59:42,943 --> 00:59:44,625 you`re quite interesting 819 00:59:44,705 --> 00:59:46,146 and you helped me just now 820 00:59:46,266 --> 00:59:48,669 Come, let me teach you some moves 821 00:59:48,949 --> 00:59:49,790 Thank you, Uncle Tian 822 00:59:49,870 --> 00:59:52,873 Come...get into a proper stance 823 00:59:58,559 --> 01:00:00,641 Firm stance...quick with the hands 824 01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:11,171 Uncle Tian, what do you call this? 825 01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:13,454 This is called Shuai Chun Fist 826 01:00:13,534 --> 01:00:15,015 Never heard of it 827 01:00:15,135 --> 01:00:17,858 Just pay attention 828 01:00:36,357 --> 01:00:39,279 Uncle Tian, you said you`ll teach me to fight with legs 829 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,682 How come you`re now teaching me fighting with the fists 830 01:00:41,802 --> 01:00:45,486 What? l`ll teach you anything l like 831 01:00:45,606 --> 01:00:49,450 Now l like teaching you to fight with fists 832 01:00:49,530 --> 01:00:51,932 lf you don`t want to learn, just go away 833 01:00:52,052 --> 01:00:55,055 Feel free to go, go 834 01:00:55,175 --> 01:00:57,177 Nuts, changing all the time 835 01:01:28,248 --> 01:01:30,451 How can that be? 836 01:01:30,531 --> 01:01:34,254 Hey, do you have hernia? 837 01:01:34,334 --> 01:01:38,779 Your stance is weak, how could you practise kung fu? 838 01:01:38,899 --> 01:01:42,182 Again, get up and do it again 839 01:01:49,069 --> 01:01:50,431 What a pity! 840 01:02:11,091 --> 01:02:15,656 Don`t waste it 841 01:02:17,578 --> 01:02:18,739 Again 842 01:02:18,859 --> 01:02:19,780 Yes 843 01:02:49,490 --> 01:02:56,897 Wine with spider, it can cure any disease 844 01:03:02,943 --> 01:03:04,104 l did it 845 01:03:08,228 --> 01:03:09,430 Uncle Tian, l can`t 846 01:03:09,510 --> 01:03:11,031 Kid, you`re wrong 847 01:03:11,151 --> 01:03:12,112 l really can`t 848 01:03:12,232 --> 01:03:18,359 Of course you can`t beat me 849 01:03:18,479 --> 01:03:22,242 but you are good enough 850 01:03:22,322 --> 01:03:26,006 to beat those rascals, you may go 851 01:03:26,086 --> 01:03:31,251 Uncle Tian, you haven`t taught me how to fight with legs 852 01:03:31,372 --> 01:03:37,257 l have rules in teaching 853 01:03:37,337 --> 01:03:38,699 What rules? 854 01:03:38,819 --> 01:03:42,543 lf l teach one skill, l`ll hold off teaching the other 855 01:03:42,663 --> 01:03:45,826 and vice versa 856 01:03:45,906 --> 01:03:47,027 ls that so? 857 01:03:47,147 --> 01:03:51,472 That`s true with me 858 01:03:51,592 --> 01:03:55,636 You`ve learned fist skill and l won`t teach you kicking 859 01:03:55,756 --> 01:04:01,041 so you can`t win me, that`s it 860 01:04:02,282 --> 01:04:03,964 Uncle Tian 861 01:04:05,205 --> 01:04:06,206 What is it again? 862 01:04:06,326 --> 01:04:08,288 lf you don`t teach me fighting with legs l won`t leave 863 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:11,532 lf you don`t leave, then l will...goodbye 864 01:04:13,494 --> 01:04:16,617 Master Jiu, are you comfortable? 865 01:04:17,898 --> 01:04:23,624 Not bad...my eyelid is twitching 866 01:04:23,704 --> 01:04:26,467 Good fortune by the left, a disaster if it`s the right 867 01:04:33,313 --> 01:04:35,716 Get lost. Boss 868 01:04:36,196 --> 01:04:38,078 The Boss is here 869 01:04:39,119 --> 01:04:41,762 What do you want? 870 01:04:43,203 --> 01:04:44,405 l`m sorry 871 01:04:46,046 --> 01:04:50,891 Three bowls of ``Woman dumplings``, and hurry 872 01:04:51,011 --> 01:04:55,856 or else l`ll burn your moustache 873 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,422 Fix him for me 874 01:05:05,025 --> 01:05:07,107 Hey Baldy, give me a massage 875 01:05:07,227 --> 01:05:09,390 The four of you together mean nothing 876 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:13,153 Try my fist 877 01:05:13,273 --> 01:05:14,314 Attack 878 01:05:16,196 --> 01:05:18,719 Swing... 879 01:05:22,963 --> 01:05:28,569 Swing... 880 01:05:34,815 --> 01:05:35,856 Have you heard of Shuai Chun Fist? 881 01:05:35,976 --> 01:05:36,657 Never heard of it 882 01:05:36,777 --> 01:05:38,859 No? Now you`ll know 883 01:05:38,979 --> 01:05:40,300 Not bad 884 01:05:44,585 --> 01:05:49,029 See how deadly? 885 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,605 Shuai...Chun 886 01:06:04,685 --> 01:06:07,127 Real deadly 887 01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:20,421 Come over 888 01:06:26,387 --> 01:06:28,829 Swing... 889 01:06:31,832 --> 01:06:38,799 Shuai...Chun 890 01:06:38,879 --> 01:06:40,160 Damn 891 01:06:41,642 --> 01:06:44,244 Shuai...Chun 892 01:06:48,689 --> 01:06:50,491 Swing... 893 01:06:50,611 --> 01:06:53,173 Go ahead... 894 01:06:54,294 --> 01:06:56,857 Seems like the kid is only versed in fist skill 895 01:06:56,977 --> 01:06:59,420 Alright, you attack from above, and l from the bottom 896 01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:07,988 Good... 897 01:07:11,672 --> 01:07:15,716 Good... 898 01:07:27,848 --> 01:07:29,970 Let`s see what you have up your sleeves 899 01:07:30,090 --> 01:07:34,775 There`s also my leg 900 01:07:44,985 --> 01:07:47,508 Guess l`ve to ask Brother Biao to teach me few leg moves 901 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:49,430 before l could defeat them 902 01:08:01,682 --> 01:08:03,043 Uncle, may l ask 903 01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:05,726 if you`ve seen a stranger pass by here? 904 01:08:05,846 --> 01:08:08,889 Stranger...yes, gone past for almost 2 hours 905 01:08:09,009 --> 01:08:10,010 Thank you 906 01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:11,211 Old sir, may l ask 907 01:08:11,291 --> 01:08:13,253 if you`ve seen a stranger pass by here? 908 01:08:13,333 --> 01:08:16,497 Yes, l saw him going towards that village 909 01:08:16,617 --> 01:08:17,738 Thank you 910 01:10:30,671 --> 01:10:33,353 So pathetic, old and helpless 911 01:10:33,474 --> 01:10:35,636 Have pity on me 912 01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,641 Thank you 913 01:10:42,963 --> 01:10:45,045 This man looks so familiar 914 01:10:47,047 --> 01:10:50,451 Brother Biao, why are you dressed up as a beggar? 915 01:10:50,931 --> 01:10:52,292 l don`t know you, go away 916 01:10:52,413 --> 01:10:54,054 What? You don`t know me 917 01:10:54,174 --> 01:10:56,937 Brother Biao, stop pretending 918 01:10:57,297 --> 01:10:58,779 You`re cheating 919 01:11:03,864 --> 01:11:05,025 Brother Biao, over here 920 01:11:08,469 --> 01:11:09,990 Where did that kid go? 921 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:16,877 Now where did that kid go? 922 01:11:16,957 --> 01:11:20,040 Over there, let`s chase him 923 01:11:21,802 --> 01:11:24,525 They`re all gone, no need to be scared 924 01:11:26,006 --> 01:11:29,289 Brother Biao, why do you have to dress up like a beggar? 925 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:30,531 To get a meal 926 01:11:30,651 --> 01:11:31,692 l almost got it 927 01:11:31,812 --> 01:11:33,894 and you spoiled my plan 928 01:11:34,575 --> 01:11:36,216 l`m sorry 929 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,900 Brother Biao, l met your uncle Yao Xiao Tian 930 01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,261 Did you learn any kung fu from him? 931 01:11:41,382 --> 01:11:44,665 Yes, l learned Shuai Chun Fist 932 01:11:44,785 --> 01:11:47,027 He only taught me fighting with fists 933 01:11:47,147 --> 01:11:48,789 That`s a waste! 934 01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:49,830 Fists without legs 935 01:11:49,910 --> 01:11:52,072 How could you win the Pair of the Pole? 936 01:11:52,192 --> 01:11:53,233 l`m leaving 937 01:11:53,353 --> 01:11:54,475 Don`t go 938 01:11:56,477 --> 01:11:58,158 l see that you`ve no guts 939 01:11:58,278 --> 01:12:00,601 You are such a coward 940 01:12:00,681 --> 01:12:03,604 Don`t put up such a face 941 01:12:03,684 --> 01:12:06,967 your kung fu is only for show 942 01:12:07,087 --> 01:12:08,609 lf you don`t dare to go, l`ll go 943 01:12:08,689 --> 01:12:11,011 you might as well return home 944 01:12:11,372 --> 01:12:13,013 What are you saying? 945 01:12:15,215 --> 01:12:17,978 l am saying, all you do 946 01:12:18,098 --> 01:12:20,501 is keep hiding from those two guys 947 01:12:20,621 --> 01:12:22,623 Why not start thinking about how to fight against them? 948 01:12:22,743 --> 01:12:24,545 l have no way to defeat them 949 01:12:24,665 --> 01:12:30,751 That`s not true, you have no guts to do it 950 01:12:30,871 --> 01:12:32,953 You punk, watch out what you say 951 01:12:33,073 --> 01:12:34,475 You should be careful 952 01:12:34,595 --> 01:12:38,238 You`d better run away before those two guys come 953 01:12:38,318 --> 01:12:40,961 Better dig a hole and hide in there like a mouse 954 01:12:41,081 --> 01:12:44,124 lf not, take off your pants and wait for the beating 955 01:12:44,244 --> 01:12:45,486 Bastard 956 01:12:49,289 --> 01:12:55,456 Shuai Chun Fist is great, right? 957 01:12:55,536 --> 01:12:56,817 You can really fight 958 01:12:56,897 --> 01:13:00,901 Your uncle taught me that 959 01:13:01,021 --> 01:13:03,303 Let`s see how good you are 960 01:13:12,312 --> 01:13:13,353 Swing 961 01:13:14,234 --> 01:13:15,155 You did learn a lot 962 01:13:15,275 --> 01:13:17,237 lt`s too late to know now 963 01:13:23,283 --> 01:13:26,046 Swing... 964 01:13:33,814 --> 01:13:34,735 Bastard, listen 965 01:13:34,855 --> 01:13:36,417 l`m going to see my father-in-law 966 01:13:36,537 --> 01:13:37,538 Don`t follow me 967 01:13:37,658 --> 01:13:39,700 or l`ll break your ribs 968 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,588 Shuai Chun Fist, it`s useless 969 01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:50,350 it can`t even defeat a dog 970 01:13:50,871 --> 01:13:51,672 Don`t 971 01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:57,277 Never mind...come on, don`t be scared 972 01:13:57,878 --> 01:14:00,240 Stop, people might see 973 01:14:01,321 --> 01:14:02,483 Let`s go 974 01:14:03,043 --> 01:14:04,925 How dare they do this in public? 975 01:14:05,526 --> 01:14:07,448 Acting fresh with a lass 976 01:14:08,769 --> 01:14:14,254 Oh, l can use hands if brother Biao uses legs 977 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:15,295 That`s it 978 01:14:15,656 --> 01:14:18,298 Uncle Wang, l`m here to take Ah Lan away 979 01:14:18,419 --> 01:14:20,941 You simply can`t: if the news spreads 980 01:14:21,061 --> 01:14:22,823 The Pair of the Pole will kill us all 981 01:14:22,903 --> 01:14:24,665 No need to be afraid 982 01:14:24,785 --> 01:14:26,427 l`ll fight them 983 01:14:26,787 --> 01:14:28,348 But you used to be afraid of them 984 01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:30,070 Not anymore 985 01:14:31,912 --> 01:14:33,874 Zhang Biao, let me see 986 01:14:33,954 --> 01:14:35,235 how different you are 987 01:14:35,355 --> 01:14:37,838 You have guts, still bluffing 988 01:14:56,857 --> 01:14:58,058 Oh, Brother Biao... 989 01:16:08,248 --> 01:16:09,810 Brother Biao... 990 01:16:12,893 --> 01:16:13,774 Qi, how come you are here? 991 01:16:13,894 --> 01:16:15,616 Brother Biao, l`ve got it. Hands and legs 992 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:16,537 What do you mean? 993 01:16:16,657 --> 01:16:17,818 l use hands and you use your legs 994 01:16:17,898 --> 01:16:19,500 then we are invincible 995 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:20,501 Good... 996 01:16:20,661 --> 01:16:22,062 Try my Shuai Chun Fist 997 01:16:22,182 --> 01:16:23,303 Bastard, you dare to come again 998 01:16:23,424 --> 01:16:25,586 Let me cut off your hands and legs 999 01:16:31,872 --> 01:16:32,753 Our cooperation works 1000 01:16:32,873 --> 01:16:33,714 Of course 1001 01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:49,369 Three legs 1002 01:17:17,918 --> 01:17:19,239 Swing 1003 01:17:33,694 --> 01:17:34,495 Swing 1004 01:18:23,424 --> 01:18:25,506 Brother Biao, allow me 1005 01:18:27,748 --> 01:18:31,111 Not yet finished, try Shuai Chun Fist again 1006 01:18:35,596 --> 01:18:38,759 Good. Men, take them to court 1007 01:18:38,879 --> 01:18:40,280 Yes 1008 01:18:43,564 --> 01:18:45,045 Move 1009 01:18:48,769 --> 01:18:49,690 -Ah Lan -Dad 1010 01:18:49,810 --> 01:18:51,291 Go over there 1011 01:18:51,412 --> 01:18:52,573 No 1012 01:18:53,894 --> 01:18:56,377 Brother Biao, you`ve had a hard day 1013 01:18:57,137 --> 01:18:58,819 Brother Biao, you`ve a hard day 1014 01:18:58,899 --> 01:19:00,741 Bastard, why are you still following me? 1015 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:01,742 Hurry and go 1016 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:05,986 Brother Biao, don`t take it so seriously 1017 01:19:06,066 --> 01:19:07,588 Go, you 1018 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:10,030 Young man, don`t go 1019 01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:13,113 l haven`t seen anyone so great 1020 01:19:13,233 --> 01:19:15,315 l have four daughters, you can choose one 1021 01:19:15,436 --> 01:19:17,838 l`ll take you as my son-in-law 1022 01:19:17,918 --> 01:19:21,762 Uncle, l don`t use Shuai Chun Fist for no reason 1023 01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:23,724 l`ll save it for my girlfriend 1024 01:19:23,844 --> 01:19:25,005 Goodbye 1025 01:19:25,806 --> 01:19:28,128 A waste of efforts 1026 01:19:29,009 --> 01:19:32,052 Qi, is it fun? 1027 01:19:32,172 --> 01:19:33,454 Yes 1028 01:19:33,574 --> 01:19:34,655 Really? 1029 01:19:35,215 --> 01:19:37,137 Of course 1030 01:19:37,538 --> 01:19:41,221 Dear, have a banana 1031 01:19:49,109 --> 01:19:51,151 Don`t even know how to rub it, idiot