1 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:24,884 Imperial Guard Chik Lian Jia... greets your highness 2 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,920 ...and awaits your orders 3 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,464 The Hong School is the Ching's regime's greatest enemy 4 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:35,693 You must exterminate them and spare no one 5 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:36,393 Yes 6 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:37,868 There's an assassin! 7 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,267 Hong School 8 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,611 Little master, try this one 9 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,573 You're gonna die this time! 10 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,910 It's not me, that fat fellow hit you 11 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:10,484 Little master... 12 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,455 What are you yelling for? 13 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,789 I met a skilled martial artist... 14 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:15,553 whom I mistook for you 15 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,222 I hit him with a stick and look... 16 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,032 This stick is so big, did you want to kill me? 17 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,862 What's the big deal, those who... 18 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,265 can take three strikes from me... 19 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,927 and survive aren't many 20 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,005 No, little master 21 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,163 If he could be convinced to be our teacher 22 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,831 ...we'll be the best 23 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,006 Let's go and ask him 24 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:32,775 Bring me to him 25 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,412 Let's go and convince him 26 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,744 I'll go and beat him up 27 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,884 Si Guan, Southern school is the originator of Hong 28 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,510 The Gold Medal should be kept by us 29 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:16,145 No, Si Guan 30 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,848 Our Northern school has more students 31 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:18,946 ...we should keep it instead 32 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,457 Who should I hand it over to? 33 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,652 Me, me... 34 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,229 Listen, Chik has stormed our headquarter... 35 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,354 and you're still struggling over the gold medal 36 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:28,195 Chik is a mere piece of shit 37 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,235 Right, if he dares show up 38 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,462 ...I'll slaughter him 39 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:32,128 Then what happens? 40 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,398 The medal should be the southern school's 41 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:34,302 The northern school's 42 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:36,697 Hey, stop fighting 43 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,510 Stop fighting 44 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:40,102 Stop fighting 45 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,806 We're on the same side 46 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,874 It's just the same who keeps it 47 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,282 Stop fighting 48 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:48,979 Traitor, come and face your death 49 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,393 There's some noise 50 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,933 Little master, they're playing ambushing game 51 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,150 Careful 52 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,155 It's me 53 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:20,275 That was deadly 54 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,644 Are you alright? 55 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,846 Guard the gold medal 56 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:50,933 The gold medal 57 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:52,893 It's real gold 58 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:58,172 Let's go quickly 59 00:07:58,511 --> 00:07:59,205 You don't give it back! 60 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,336 Let's go. Do you want to die? 61 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,315 Si Guan, guard the gold medal safely 62 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,021 Go quickly 63 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:48,992 Stop 64 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,128 You can't lock me 65 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:54,961 Really? 66 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,432 You're for real? 67 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,529 I'll kill you and be rid of my problems 68 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,469 Mom, don't be angry 69 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,604 I went to practise kung fu with Chian until dawn, 70 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,046 and was afraid you might be worried so I came back 71 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,617 Stop talking back, give it to me 72 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,650 What? 73 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:14,777 You still pretend? 74 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,651 Give me the golden badge 75 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:18,655 What golden badge? 76 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:19,622 Brother Fang 77 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,056 Stop fooling around, give it back to me 78 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,459 You dare tell my mom! 79 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,054 I will not give it to you now 80 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,655 Since when have you become so naughty! 81 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,233 Hand it out 82 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:28,698 What? 83 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:29,859 The golden badge 84 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:31,632 Ah Chian keeps it 85 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,533 Little master 86 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:35,363 You've come in good time 87 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:36,941 What are you doing? 88 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,402 What? 89 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,405 What is this? 90 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,814 Don't say I have the badge, understand? 91 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,048 What golden badge? 92 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,856 Stop fooling around 93 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,019 Chian, hand it out 94 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,561 I don't have it 95 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:58,925 It's with little master 96 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,028 Little master, didn't you say you want to 97 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,367 ...give it to Xiao Tsui? 98 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,172 Mr. Hong 99 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,108 Thank you 100 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,414 Brother Fang, don't blame me 101 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,346 This badge is the property of our Hong School 102 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,009 Forget it 103 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,518 Thank you, let's go 104 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,248 I don't want to see you anymore 105 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,824 I've spoken to Mr. Hong... 106 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,756 and asked him to take you to Shaolin Temple 107 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,158 Mom, tell me it isn't true 108 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,753 I don't wanna be amongst those bald-headed monks 109 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,696 It's boring! 110 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,995 Don't you know you got yourself into trouble? 111 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:37,694 What trouble? 112 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,600 You crossed the top killer of the Qing court; 113 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:42,367 With you here, our family will be dragged into this 114 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:55,953 Those who wish to enter our temple 115 00:10:56,055 --> 00:11:00,458 ...must be pure in mind and spirit 116 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,862 Hu Huei Chian, have you paid respects to Buddha? 117 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,056 Not yet, sir 118 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,827 This is sheer disrespect 119 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,494 If you could kneel and bow to Buddha 120 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,094 ...you'll be considered having passed the test 121 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,001 Yes, sir 122 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:06,856 I succeeded, you must keep your promise 123 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,292 Is there anyone there? 124 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,134 Is there anyone there? 125 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,767 You have to light up the 7-stars lamp to pass this 126 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,400 That's easy 127 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,556 That's easy on you 128 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,127 I have today tested 33 candidates 129 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,094 ...including you 130 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,129 How many have failed? 131 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,200 33 candidates 132 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,525 You're joking 133 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,195 From now on my feet will not touch the ground 134 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,636 Light them if you can 135 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:58,575 I have time on my hands and I sing 136 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,078 Poor kid, you rush everywhere but doing nothing! 137 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,413 It's out 138 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:19,595 Again 139 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,196 You've lost 140 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:33,344 Didn't I say one feet on the ground counts as losing? 141 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,106 Round and round we go 142 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,148 Burning your head 143 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,593 Burning your feet 144 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,396 Burning your dick 145 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,761 Not that easy 146 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:57,795 You've lost 147 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,098 When have I lost... Look! 148 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,708 Let me play with you again 149 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:25,128 Round and round we go 150 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,624 Come, let's play again 151 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:35,936 Round and round we go 152 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:44,141 Your light will soon burn out 153 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:45,916 You cheat 154 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,255 Row, row, row your boat 155 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,060 My wife asks me which way 156 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,394 ...is the best 157 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,163 I say using your hands to walk is the worse 158 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,832 Riding a monk and light the lamp' is the best 159 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,966 Right, brother 160 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,442 Stop, I can't take it anymore 161 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,638 I'll let you pass 162 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,419 Amitabha 163 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,287 Shaolin is a place of worship 164 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,825 If you can put on the incense sticks; you pass the test 165 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,790 I understand 166 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:31,593 Forgive me 167 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:29,350 Thank you 168 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,820 Amitabha 169 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,570 Today is Southern section students' orientation day 170 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,904 Students of the northern section should welcome them 171 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,910 Amitabha 172 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,344 The secular students should pay respects 173 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,278 ...to students taking the holy order 174 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,350 Brothers 175 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,778 This is master Guy Hong of the northern section 176 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,321 and I am the chief of the southern section 177 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,981 And also your teacher 178 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:10,619 My alias is 'Jin' meaning power and anger 179 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,294 You must all obey the creed, understand? 180 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,561 Yes, teacher 181 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,760 Any problems? 182 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,996 No... 183 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,231 Okay, strip 184 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,932 Strip? 185 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,673 Master, I am a repeater, I needn't do this, right? 186 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,110 You too 187 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,806 Brother, let me take care of it, please 188 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,610 Before Bodhidharma, master Huei Neng composed... 189 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,948 a sutra that year 190 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,784 The last two lines are: 191 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,290 Now there's nothing at all; How could there be dust? 192 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,950 Do you know what it means? 193 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,963 I know. It means your mind should be pure 194 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,999 You monkeys, talk nonsense 195 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,468 You must think something evil 196 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,230 Right? 197 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:54,896 Yes... 198 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,440 I want you to face each other naked 199 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,476 ...so you hide nothing from each other 200 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,943 You'll have to help each other from now on 201 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,604 Yes 202 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,181 You are being sneaky 203 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,875 You must have impure thoughts 204 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,281 Form your stance 205 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,547 Yes 206 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,582 Both hands 207 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,026 Good, don't you feel... 208 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,724 your heart is emptied of desires 209 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,801 Yes 210 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,334 Good, dismissed 211 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,199 Thank you 212 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,715 Go over there 213 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,581 See if my pants are torn 214 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,455 You... 215 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,925 You're dumb beyond remedy 216 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,029 What are you doing? 217 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,393 This seat is not for you 218 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,662 What are you doing? 219 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:02,569 What? 220 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,470 You fool me and now you lose your temper? 221 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,744 Someone's bullying me 222 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:09,876 Not yielding 223 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,917 That's correct, I am very mad 224 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,888 This fellow does not yield either 225 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,081 We can't do anything, we're new 226 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,621 You have little experience, little brother 227 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,594 You haven't seen the worse kind of people 228 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:32,337 Sorry, it's all gone 229 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,575 You have to be patient, we're new 230 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,483 If people respect me 231 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,487 ...I'll reciprocate 232 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,718 Little master, you are good 233 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,254 You dare cross "Rampant" Chen! 234 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,126 Who is "Rampant" Chen? Where is he? 235 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,630 Don't think you can cross me 236 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,427 I am the boss around here 237 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,936 What? I thought you're standing here... 238 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,199 to compare the height with me 239 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,673 Useless! 240 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,013 Hit him 241 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,615 What are you doing? 242 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,212 Damn you, the first day here 243 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,815 ...and you mess up the canteen 244 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,223 I told you to be patient 245 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,296 Now we're all punished! 246 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,296 Kid, you have guts! 247 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,457 I know, you have seen the world 248 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,558 ...and been to places 249 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:38,135 Right 250 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,467 There is one place you dare not go to 251 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,903 Where is that? 252 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,747 Be brave, follow me 253 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,216 Chian... 254 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,916 Didn't you want me to go in front? 255 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,253 You... 256 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,564 This time you've had it 257 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,710 Little master 258 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,948 Little master 259 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,280 Little master 260 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,162 Little master 261 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,661 Little master 262 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,265 Little master 263 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:54,806 It's me 264 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,233 There's something over there 265 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:12,789 Don't hurt me... 266 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,290 It's not my fault 267 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:17,992 Who dares to enter this sacrosanct place? 268 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,394 Forgive me... 269 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,763 Get out 270 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,029 Yes 271 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,569 Get out 272 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,148 Let's go quickly 273 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,142 Stop 274 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,312 Didn't you know this is off-limits? 275 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,413 We know now 276 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:46,548 So why do you still go in? 277 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,658 We were asked to 278 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,284 Are you that dumb? 279 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:53,159 You're in no position to chastise us 280 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,061 You dare answer back! 281 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,757 Stop 282 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,294 You dare strike at your senior, huh? 283 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,100 I fear no one, including monks 284 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,435 I'll fight with you one on one any time 285 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,739 Okay... since you volunteer, come with me 286 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:08,777 Go 287 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,343 Coming... 288 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,945 Quickly 289 00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:19,956 Sit properly 290 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,318 Quiet... 291 00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:23,485 I have looked through the whole place 292 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,495 All the monks are at nightly orisons 293 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,292 The coast is clear 294 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:35,573 Place your bets 295 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,443 Be quiet 296 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,808 Did you want to wake up the whole place? 297 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,647 Place your bets 298 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:45,807 You! 299 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,043 I bet on the northern section to win 300 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:51,054 You little bastard, damn you 301 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,817 What's so funny? 302 00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:55,217 I'll bet on whichever section I like 303 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,225 Nonsense 304 00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:57,289 How can you bet on outsiders 305 00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:59,522 Your brother will be angry with you 306 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,963 I'll bet on any section I like, no concern of yours 307 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,263 The competition starts 308 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,735 Go quickly... 309 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,507 Heroes, please 310 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:13,540 Please 311 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:27,048 Fight... 312 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:35,898 Are you alright? 313 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:36,729 Yes 314 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:16,766 Are you alright? 315 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,773 Yes 316 00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:21,672 It's easy hitting him 317 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,010 All it takes is a few moves 318 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:27,441 It's simple 319 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,445 I'll get your clothes for you 320 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,954 Go... 321 00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:34,889 From now on I needn't wear your old clothes 322 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,018 ...or old shoes 323 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:38,925 But don't feel sad 324 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,622 Next time you might win 325 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:43,723 But this time I've won it all 326 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,960 Not like this, without kung fu 327 00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:51,167 One, two 328 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,141 Yours, and yours 329 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,506 Come, who wins 330 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,308 Come... take one 331 00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,381 What's wrong with you? 332 00:26:57,682 --> 00:27:00,981 You've messed up Shaolin 333 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,085 ...and are punished by being soaked in 334 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:06,117 You dare bet teacher would lose 335 00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:07,418 Hadn't I bet on your defeat... 336 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:08,753 my ass won't be naked now 337 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:09,758 You... 338 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:11,858 Hit him... 339 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:19,266 Hit him... 340 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,314 He is laughing at us 341 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,210 Drag him down 342 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,355 Push him down 343 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,429 Go 344 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,702 See if you dare to be rampant again 345 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,364 It's you again! 346 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:01,612 Why are you sprinkling the water? 347 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,543 I knew you would be... 348 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:05,616 a problem bunch 349 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:06,411 If I don't punish you 350 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,452 ...you'll get more outrageous 351 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,683 Stop laughing 352 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:13,716 In consideration this is your first time... 353 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,885 you'll only have to soak for 12 hours to repent 354 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,559 Oh god, you think 355 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:26,466 12 hours not being able to pee; 356 00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:28,937 How can anyone bear it! 357 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,208 Talking of this you'll have to learn how to hold back 358 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:36,007 I can hold it back for long hours 359 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:38,105 ...but you are different 360 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,843 Your kidneys are weak 361 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,680 How can you hold it back? 362 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:42,951 You're good 363 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:45,315 How come the water is warm! 364 00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:46,253 Teacher is good to us 365 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:47,824 This is hot-spring water 366 00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:50,855 It is good and nourishing 367 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,190 Come, let's drink 368 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:55,297 Wait... 369 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,334 I am the most senior here 370 00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:58,993 I should drink first 371 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,974 It stinks 372 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,152 What are you doing? 373 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,657 I got it 374 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,819 He's lucky to get it 375 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,987 Go away, move it... 376 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:28,823 Hello Miss, I'm Fang Shi Yu 377 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:29,865 May I know your good name please? 378 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,367 I am Ju Ju 379 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:33,664 Ju Ju... 380 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,899 Come and play with us 381 00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:39,204 Come 382 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:41,870 May be next time, please return the lid 383 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,344 Here it is 384 00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:48,550 Here it is 385 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:53,551 Why doesn't she come up? 386 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:54,886 Go and save her quickly 387 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,290 She will drown 388 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,429 Water snake! 389 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:12,033 Look 390 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,078 Help, carry her up 391 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:18,615 Be careful, quickly 392 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:22,018 Be careful, a bit more this way 393 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,610 Slowly, put her here 394 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:30,187 There's no breath, is she dead? 395 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,523 Press the water out 396 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,428 Where? 397 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,470 What's the matter, why are you all out? 398 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,234 The lady has fallen into the water and fainted 399 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,308 Go away... 400 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:57,319 It's fun 401 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,583 Teacher, is this related to Qi Gong? 402 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,387 It's artificial respiration, a Shaolin tradition skill 403 00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:04,358 Shaolin tradition skill 404 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:06,020 Quiet there! 405 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,292 Buddha is merciful. To save other... 406 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,334 is basic to the martial arts, understand? 407 00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,165 Yes 408 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:13,737 Who wants to learn? 409 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:17,001 Me... 410 00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:18,905 Stop arguing 411 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,872 Slowly... eat more 412 00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:25,981 Teacher 413 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,616 Eat up 414 00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:32,816 Teacher 415 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:35,358 Do you know why you're not allowed to eat? 416 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,484 No... 417 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:37,652 Ju Ju says 418 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:38,956 someone led her into the water; 419 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,496 Who was it? 420 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:41,591 This... 421 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,599 As a Shaolin monk, to accost a lady 422 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,362 ...in broad daylight is outrageous 423 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,597 So you're not allowed to eat 424 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,865 Damn, the whole group will be starved 425 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,109 Brother, here's something good 426 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,075 Follow me 427 00:31:58,383 --> 00:31:59,315 Sorry, excuse me 428 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:03,247 Look, smells and tastes good 429 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:05,686 It's hot and fresh, help yourselves 430 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:09,354 It's great 431 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:12,988 Brother 432 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,793 My appetite flares up when I'm happy 433 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,164 Eat more then 434 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:20,831 Brother 435 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,305 Big brother can take care of you; 436 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:24,841 But some people are in trouble... 437 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:28,204 and have to go without their dinner 438 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:30,537 Who cares! 439 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,018 I have a habit 440 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,316 I feel like sleeping when I'm full 441 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:39,788 ...but some people are in trouble 442 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:42,350 They have no meal and can't sleep... 443 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,427 right? 444 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,189 Yes... 445 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:48,397 Then follow me 446 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:51,925 Let's go to sleep... 447 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,403 This is delicious 448 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:03,505 What are you doing? 449 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:08,576 Did I say you could eat? You should be starved... 450 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:12,087 so you have a clear mind to think about your mistake 451 00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:13,946 Are you hungry? 452 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:15,047 Yes... 453 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,558 Alright 454 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,027 After you clean up the canteen you can eat 455 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:20,756 Thank you 456 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:22,758 Move it 457 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:29,770 Catch it 458 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:33,571 Coming... 459 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,319 Sweep a thousand armies 460 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:01,563 Charge 461 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:25,562 1,2,3 scrub-a-dub 462 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,127 Will the teacher know... 463 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,864 if we sneaked out? 464 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:37,463 I mean, he's so busy chanting scriptures 465 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,440 Little master, Ju Ju... 466 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:40,806 Chian, this Ju Ju... 467 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,472 doesn't look too beautiful, right? 468 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,240 Ju Ju... 469 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:45,713 I say she isn't that pretty 470 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,318 Little master, Ju Ju... 471 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,944 I know she is not your type 472 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,520 She... she's not my type? 473 00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:56,354 No, I like her type 474 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:59,523 Little master, no, Ju Ju... 475 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:02,690 She has a flat nose and watering eyes 476 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,268 You wouldn't want her even if I gave her to you, right? 477 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,435 But you've come 478 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:14,374 Did you think I want to come? 479 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,844 I feel responsible having dragged her into the water 480 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,141 If I don't apologize to her... 481 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,148 I don't feel right 482 00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:20,843 That's true 483 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,544 Wait for me here 484 00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:23,779 Why? 485 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:26,013 Master likes you 486 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,921 I'll go and get some news for you 487 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:30,294 Right, you go first 488 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:33,522 Remember, let me know if you hear anything 489 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,121 Go... and return quickly 490 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:35,665 Come back quickly 491 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:36,790 Watch my back for me 492 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:38,528 and let me know if anything moves 493 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:39,295 Don't fall asleep 494 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:40,427 I know... 495 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,471 Useless, look at you 496 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:53,573 You've had two babies and still flirt around 497 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:55,117 ...you attract so many scumbags 498 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,119 Do you want to create trouble for me? 499 00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:58,982 I find you so ridiculous 500 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,682 ...and wish I'd kill you 501 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,650 You still want to pretend innocent! 502 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:06,252 Leave her for Chian 503 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:07,824 Brother, don't scold them 504 00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:10,799 You're to be blamed. A dog is more useful than you 505 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,462 You've grown up and still a spinster 506 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:14,868 If no one wants you... 507 00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,769 I'll have you marry that pockmark 508 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,173 She is an innocent girl 509 00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:21,540 I shouldn't ruin her future 510 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,169 Yes... 511 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,612 So I'm sending you to apologize for me 512 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:29,347 So she won't love me in future 513 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:31,387 I'll go then 514 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:41,697 Who are you looking for? 515 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:44,868 Ju Ju 516 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:45,901 Go in 517 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,106 To think someone would want her! 518 00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:52,135 What did you say? 519 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,837 Nothing. Ju Ju, someone is looking for you 520 00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,138 Ju Ju 521 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,842 Ju Ju 522 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:07,686 Ju Ju 523 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:10,015 It's you! 524 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:11,752 Yes 525 00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:14,424 Come in and have a seat 526 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,570 Are you looking for me? 527 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:24,572 Yes 528 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,704 Actually, I came to apologize 529 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:33,448 About that matter... especially want to... 530 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:37,785 Why apologize, I know it was you 531 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,822 Haven't you been thinking about me all day? 532 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,418 You are still pretending 533 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,355 No, I... 534 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,062 I need artificial respiration 535 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,709 Quickly 536 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:11,315 What's the matter, it's not the first time 537 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:18,019 How irresistible! She is waiting for my kiss 538 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,296 Little master, I can't take it anymore 539 00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,220 Miss... 540 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,553 "Rampant" Chen 541 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:49,785 Let me go... 542 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,794 "Rampant" Chen 543 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:52,487 What's the matter? 544 00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:53,927 I want to tell you something 545 00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:56,397 I don't feel good having cheated her 546 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,865 I can't sleep 547 00:38:58,235 --> 00:38:59,930 Stop the noise 548 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:11,109 Little master, I did something wrong 549 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:12,409 ...and want to make a confession 550 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,915 Go and look for the abbot 551 00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,450 You must save me 552 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:19,284 I say go and look for the abbot 553 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:20,152 I... 554 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:22,691 I have committed a cardinal sin 555 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:25,990 ...and my conscience punishes me 556 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,189 So 557 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,333 Just tell the truth 558 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,900 My heart is confused 559 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,334 I don't know what to say 560 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,837 Say... Your charm is irresistible 561 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,238 Eat... A dumb became a idiot 562 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:41,772 I didn't want to give Ju Ju artificial respiration 563 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,847 ...but she insisted I did 564 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,643 So she let me do it 565 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,513 I know for a fact that I didn't do it 566 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,017 I should told her I didn't do it 567 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,883 ...and I shouldn't have done it 568 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,979 But then at that moment 569 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,819 ...I wanted to do it 570 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:56,984 And so I did it 571 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:59,426 You're getting nervous, and I'm getting impatient 572 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:01,293 You breathed in, she breathed out and so on 573 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,230 ...and ended up in nothing 574 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,863 Nothing? 575 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:08,699 Yes. Thanks for going straight to the point 576 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,438 That's great 577 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:12,500 Nothing 578 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:24,285 Lord 579 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,021 This is a confidential royal decree 580 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,730 "We found Hong is hidden in Shaolin temple, 581 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,700 capture him within 3 days" 582 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,214 Amitabha 583 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:57,446 Please relay your intentions 584 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,216 The secret palace guard Chik Lian Jia... 585 00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:02,292 has been ordered to capture Hong Si Guan 586 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:05,487 If you hand him out, Shaolin would not be involved 587 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:10,729 Officials are forbidden in temple. Please retreat 588 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:14,967 You monks cannot stop me 589 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:36,246 Master... 590 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,560 Chik, I am a righteous man 591 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:53,967 I can't go with you like this 592 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,436 I'll fight with you to the death 593 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:56,369 Me too 594 00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:57,667 Thank you 595 00:42:57,775 --> 00:42:59,003 I'm not helping you 596 00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,542 I think this old fellow is outrageous 597 00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:01,770 ...and I can'tjust stand by 598 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,571 Just you two punks 599 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:07,515 Notjust them, me too 600 00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:10,350 How do you want to die? 601 00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,649 I can't win over you... 602 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:15,247 but I'm better at martial arts 603 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,054 You wouldn't understand 604 00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,823 If I can't get you dirty in ten strikes 605 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,227 ...my name is not Fang 606 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,190 And my name is not Hong 607 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:24,725 And my name is not Hu 608 00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:27,303 Okay. If you can make me dirty 609 00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:28,803 ...in ten moves 610 00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:30,430 I'll never enter Shaolin Temple 611 00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:12,582 What's written on my face? 612 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,484 I can't say it 613 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:15,415 Speak 614 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:18,983 He is insulting your mother 615 00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:20,879 Insulting my mother! 616 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,314 Where are you going? 617 00:44:22,426 --> 00:44:23,620 To insult his mother 618 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:40,408 So? This is the fifth move 619 00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:42,577 Let's attack 620 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:48,576 He's good 621 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,710 Very good 622 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:51,186 Let's get to him 623 00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:57,952 Try again 624 00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:01,162 Touch... 625 00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:04,957 Touch... 626 00:45:06,603 --> 00:45:07,570 What's the matter with you? 627 00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:08,660 I struck him 628 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,504 Give me the gold medal 629 00:45:24,488 --> 00:45:25,580 Catch it, brother Hong 630 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:35,822 Don't be happy yet 631 00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:38,060 Though you have won today 632 00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:39,999 ...I'll not give up easily 633 00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:53,341 How is Master? 634 00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:54,849 His wound is not serious 635 00:45:54,952 --> 00:45:56,180 Don't worry 636 00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:58,220 Chik Lian Jia's martial arts is good 637 00:45:58,322 --> 00:45:59,687 ...he even injured master 638 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,189 We've offended the palace 639 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:02,690 There could be trouble later 640 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:06,752 The worst is to kick Hong out of the temple 641 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,024 Right... 642 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:09,360 Kick him out 643 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,031 Our master shouldn't defend... 644 00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:11,897 the secular pupils 645 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:12,900 Yes... 646 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,163 What are you doing? 647 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:17,497 Master... 648 00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,136 Why are you being lazy 649 00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:20,574 ...and not practising? 650 00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:22,372 Master... 651 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,372 Master, if we have made any mistake... 652 00:46:24,481 --> 00:46:26,244 please punish us and don't lose your temper 653 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:26,941 Yes, master 654 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:30,042 Why are you being lazy? 655 00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:31,644 Did you want me to... 656 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:33,081 Master, how are you? 657 00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,157 Go away 658 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,781 Master 659 00:46:36,894 --> 00:46:38,225 Master 660 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:39,226 Please stop 661 00:46:39,663 --> 00:46:41,187 Master 662 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:42,560 Why don't you teach your younger brother well? 663 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:43,655 Master, I... 664 00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:46,395 Don't get in my way 665 00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:47,128 Tell me... 666 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:48,135 Please stop 667 00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:49,934 Speak... 668 00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:53,976 Speak... 669 00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:57,179 Please stop 670 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:05,315 Master, please stop... 671 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,921 I am useless 672 00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:10,653 It's my fault that Shaolin is shamed today 673 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,626 My skills ain't good enough! 674 00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:16,426 I let the abbot down. Do you understand? 675 00:47:20,604 --> 00:47:21,730 I understand 676 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,338 Soon the Abbot will be out of meditation 677 00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:27,774 How can I face him? 678 00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:32,042 You still want to be lazy and let me down 679 00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,382 Master... 680 00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:42,490 It's the fault of students in the southern sector 681 00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:52,799 We monks didn't offend the Qing regime 682 00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:54,734 ...nor the Ming dynasty 683 00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:56,965 Since Hong is already within these walls 684 00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:58,473 Once a student... 685 00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:00,440 Always a student 686 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,375 Besides, he has a kind heart... 687 00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:04,777 and is upright. Seniors, please decide 688 00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,675 Brother, you are wrong 689 00:48:06,783 --> 00:48:08,842 Hong is wanted by the law 690 00:48:08,952 --> 00:48:12,149 ...and is hiding in here 691 00:48:12,256 --> 00:48:15,748 He has a hidden agenda 692 00:48:15,859 --> 00:48:17,121 Please decide 693 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:21,823 He having an ulterior motive is beside the point 694 00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:25,663 It's obvious his heart is not into learning 695 00:48:25,769 --> 00:48:27,464 He should be driven out 696 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:42,176 Please don't 697 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:45,552 I have known you monks are despicable 698 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,521 None of you are good 699 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:48,591 Yes... 700 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:50,922 We have to stick together 701 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,656 Before we leave, tear the place down 702 00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:55,465 No 703 00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:58,260 No, stop 704 00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:01,798 Stop it 705 00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:02,963 Stop it 706 00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:15,050 Stop 707 00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:22,615 Little master, I respect you 708 00:49:22,726 --> 00:49:24,853 You didn't previously 709 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,325 Go and help tear it down. Go 710 00:49:30,934 --> 00:49:31,832 Stop 711 00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:34,600 Stop 712 00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:38,204 Brothers, I am so touched 713 00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:41,436 Makes me feel awkward if you do that 714 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:47,048 I fear for my life after I leave here 715 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:49,243 ...but at the same time realize 716 00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:51,378 I have so many good brothers 717 00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:53,221 And I can die with my eyes closed 718 00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:57,520 Learn your martial arts well 719 00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:02,625 Don't go 720 00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:08,330 What nonsense is that! 721 00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:11,066 You're heartless, you don't regard us as brothers 722 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:13,642 Simply selfish, you don't care for our feelings 723 00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:16,269 I fight, scold the monks and demolish the house 724 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,245 ...not because of you, but myself 725 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,574 You think you're such a good fighter 726 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,676 I fear nothing, see if you can win over me 727 00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:25,277 ...otherwise don't leave alone 728 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:27,719 Don't be so rash 729 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:32,851 Stop fighting, let the abbot settle this 730 00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:35,227 Yes, let's go 731 00:50:36,633 --> 00:50:41,070 Please, I beg you... 732 00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:42,968 Abbot, please have mercy 733 00:50:44,307 --> 00:50:45,365 Enough, please 734 00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:48,141 How come the monks of Shaolin have no mercy 735 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,543 He should at least admonish us 736 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:54,449 I have transgressed, please forgive me 737 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,041 I can't help you 738 00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:57,650 Look at this 739 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:02,153 I swore to the Buddha that: 740 00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:04,591 If I don't memorize the I Jinn prayer, I'll not leave 741 00:51:04,694 --> 00:51:06,753 Otherwise I can help you 742 00:51:06,863 --> 00:51:08,091 That's easy 743 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:09,623 We'll sever the chain 744 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,563 ...then he can help us 745 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:11,361 Right... 746 00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,902 Don't come near, it's not this chain 747 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:16,199 Don't worry, we know 748 00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:19,169 Don't... 749 00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:20,937 I said stop messing with this chain 750 00:51:21,044 --> 00:51:22,511 ...it's got nothing to do with it 751 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:25,274 The mechanism is over there 752 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,414 You can't touch the golden Buddha either 753 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,856 Don't... stop, stop turning... 754 00:51:38,795 --> 00:51:40,387 It's open 755 00:51:40,497 --> 00:51:41,987 Now the lock is opened, I can leave 756 00:51:44,568 --> 00:51:45,967 Great teacher... 757 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,969 You're dead 758 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:52,439 He isn't the Abbott, but the great teacher 759 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,169 During training he strayed 760 00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:57,508 ...and was locked up here 761 00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:01,050 You've released him, you're in big trouble 762 00:52:01,151 --> 00:52:03,119 Let's be clear about this, it's not my business 763 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:03,948 Not my business either... 764 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:04,679 Not mine either 765 00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:15,865 Monk 766 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:19,759 It's you! Great teacher 767 00:52:20,437 --> 00:52:21,597 Of course it's me 768 00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:23,832 Aren't you afraid of Zi Sin Master? 769 00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:27,471 Don't worry he couldn't win over me last time 770 00:52:27,577 --> 00:52:29,602 And cheated me to dungeon. He can't catch me this time 771 00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:42,450 I point... I point and point... 772 00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:45,584 Stop fooling around 773 00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:49,225 Okay, did I hurt you? 774 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:52,267 Give it back, teacher gave it to me 775 00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,633 Not unless you play with me longer 776 00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:58,096 Master 777 00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:01,034 Want to take away my prayer beads 778 00:53:01,144 --> 00:53:02,133 Great teacher 779 00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:04,741 What is it? 780 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,816 Oh, you're locked up so long 781 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,009 I just want to give you a massage 782 00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,710 You know how to please me 783 00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:11,782 Comfortable? 784 00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:14,914 Yes... 785 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,162 Are you alright? 786 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:24,198 Yes 787 00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:25,233 I'm going then 788 00:53:26,303 --> 00:53:28,294 Great teacher... 789 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,632 Look over there 790 00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:38,837 What's the matter? 791 00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:43,410 Well, the Abbot must have done this 792 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,181 Let see what you are going to do 793 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:48,388 Be quiet, we will all be in trouble 794 00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:49,617 ...if the senior brothers know it 795 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,751 Hurry up and clean up the place 796 00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:52,987 ...so that no one will know 797 00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:54,256 Come on 798 00:53:54,364 --> 00:53:55,422 What are you doing? 799 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,233 How dare you break the altar! 800 00:54:00,337 --> 00:54:03,135 Wu Chin, watch your mouth 801 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,401 Did you see us doing it? 802 00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:06,975 Right... did you? 803 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,570 Don't let them get away with it so easily 804 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:13,208 Shut up, I'm taking you to the Master 805 00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:15,677 What do you want? 806 00:54:15,785 --> 00:54:17,343 Don't say you're outnumbered 807 00:54:17,454 --> 00:54:18,546 You hold back 808 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:21,653 I'm fighting him one on one, so keep away 809 00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:27,925 Fight... 810 00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:40,306 Little master, way to go 811 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,399 Fight 812 00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,149 Damn, we agreed to fight one on one 813 00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:55,155 Why do you interfere? 814 00:54:55,258 --> 00:54:56,691 Little Master, let me 815 00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:57,521 Alright, it's all yours 816 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:04,865 You want to die! 817 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:05,798 It's okay 818 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,096 We're all brothers 819 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:09,466 You've used too much force 820 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,036 Brother Hong, hit him 821 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,109 Don't be afraid, hit him... 822 00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:13,675 What! 823 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:16,746 Brother Hong, fight 824 00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:26,484 Fight... 825 00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:28,083 Please 826 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:29,855 Please 827 00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:39,664 The abbot is here 828 00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:41,734 Abbot 829 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,943 Abbot, Southern sector students are messing up the hall 830 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,375 Please punish them as deemed fit 831 00:55:49,479 --> 00:55:52,915 I know all about it 832 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,210 ...let's talk tomorrow 833 00:55:57,987 --> 00:55:59,045 Stop the noise 834 00:56:01,124 --> 00:56:02,386 Stop the noise 835 00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:05,519 Frankly speaking, in a place without any women 836 00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:06,890 ...we don't fit in 837 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:08,429 Right... 838 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:16,798 We should leave this place 839 00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:17,998 Why? 840 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,302 That's because the women at home 841 00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:22,378 ...may be Ionely 842 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:26,147 and might want to start an affair! 843 00:56:26,249 --> 00:56:28,774 Right... it's a serious problem 844 00:56:29,352 --> 00:56:31,217 No, the more I think of it the more I fear 845 00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:34,222 There isn't a man in the house, this is dangerous 846 00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:36,653 Sorry 847 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,785 Brother Hong is leaving, so are we 848 00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:41,090 We don't want to make you repeat the class 849 00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:43,256 But it's okay you can shave your head 850 00:56:43,366 --> 00:56:44,628 ...and become a monk too 851 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,166 Shaolin temple, what rubbish! 852 00:56:48,271 --> 00:56:50,831 It is a place for rubbish 853 00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:53,039 Hu, what did you just say? 854 00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:55,167 Little brother 855 00:56:55,278 --> 00:56:57,473 Not only have you pleased me 856 00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:00,071 I am really so delighted, don't be afraid 857 00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:02,279 Whoever wants to harm or intends to harm you 858 00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:04,080 ...and cause injury to you 859 00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:05,552 I will... 860 00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:06,849 Beat him 861 00:57:06,956 --> 00:57:08,753 Brother, he is defaming you 862 00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:10,793 You want to beat 863 00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:15,755 Don't quarrel, it's my will to leave 864 00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:16,832 It's none of your business 865 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,258 Just go your way... 866 00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:19,699 and let us handle it here 867 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,270 Fight 868 00:57:21,371 --> 00:57:22,303 Stop 869 00:57:22,705 --> 00:57:24,434 Students of the northern section, be polite 870 00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:26,236 Students of the southern section, stop being insolent 871 00:57:26,342 --> 00:57:28,071 Yes, master... 872 00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:30,773 I want to announce two things 873 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,713 Our great master suffered a serious emotional set-back 874 00:57:33,817 --> 00:57:37,412 so he had to face the wall for a time to attain balance 875 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,217 He relapsed again, and the mess at the temple isn't... 876 00:57:41,324 --> 00:57:43,189 connected with the students at the southern sector 877 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,625 Right... 878 00:57:45,728 --> 00:57:48,925 Secondly, I've considered 879 00:57:49,032 --> 00:57:52,024 Hong Si Guan should leave Shaolin 880 00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:54,427 Abbot, I do not agree 881 00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:57,301 Do you mean to say you're unrelated 882 00:57:57,407 --> 00:57:59,238 ...to the Hong Clan 883 00:57:59,342 --> 00:58:00,866 and not a wanted criminal? 884 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:02,604 Chik Lian Jia is coming to Shaolin to arrest you 885 00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:04,646 ...because he mistook you for someone else 886 00:58:05,181 --> 00:58:08,082 Shaolin is a place of worship 887 00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:09,583 It isn't a refuge 888 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:13,713 Abbot, I'm not a coward 889 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:16,758 But I'm burdened with the task to save the country 890 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,555 The Hong clan is against the Qing administration 891 00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:21,892 ...because they oppress our Hans 892 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,024 In fact, the Hong clan is like the monks 893 00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:26,965 ...and is after equality 894 00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:29,966 Once the gold medal is gone, the Hong clan scattered 895 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:31,768 ...and the people will suffer 896 00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:35,041 So how can Buddha save the mankind? 897 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:39,103 Amitabha... 898 00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:42,048 Master, Hong is wanted by the administration... 899 00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:44,244 and has sought refuge at Shaolin. Actually, 900 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,949 he doesn't want to learn Kungfu and should leave 901 00:58:48,057 --> 00:58:51,823 It is our duty to save the masses of mankind 902 00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:55,659 As Hong has sought refuge in the temple 903 00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:58,427 ...we should not fight over what others think 904 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,002 Do you understand? 905 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:02,663 Yes, thank you for your teachings 906 00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:04,471 Thank you, Abbot 907 00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:07,405 Amitabha... 908 00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:22,450 Shi Yu 909 00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:24,951 Your mother is here 910 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:27,991 Shi Yu 911 00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:28,859 Mom, why did you come? 912 00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:30,091 Don't you want to see me? 913 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:31,393 No 914 00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:33,093 I can't sleep each night... 915 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:34,464 because I miss you 916 00:59:34,837 --> 00:59:35,861 I don't believe you 917 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,837 Poor thing, you've grown so thin 918 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:39,870 Don't be like this 919 00:59:39,976 --> 00:59:42,240 I love you, dear child 920 00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:44,905 Let's talk over there 921 00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,373 Look what I've brought you 922 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:53,020 Save them for the new year, understand? 923 00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:56,350 This is for you to eat when you're hungry at night 924 00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:59,560 This is the most important thing, be careful with it 925 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:01,563 What is it? 926 01:00:01,664 --> 01:00:02,858 It's a charm 927 01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:03,762 A charm! 928 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:05,925 Wear it, it will ward off evil 929 01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:07,964 You are our only child 930 01:00:08,071 --> 01:00:10,335 and continuation of our family line depends on you 931 01:00:13,509 --> 01:00:14,066 Quickly... 932 01:00:14,177 --> 01:00:16,645 Mom, this is embarrassing 933 01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:18,111 What is so embarrassing? 934 01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:19,078 Brother Fang 935 01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:20,816 Master has asked for you 936 01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:22,648 Your wife is here 937 01:00:22,752 --> 01:00:23,912 Madam Fang... 938 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:24,748 Oh, master 939 01:00:24,854 --> 01:00:26,651 Our Shi Yu doesn't have a wife 940 01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:28,189 I'm his mother 941 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:28,848 Really 942 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,858 Yes, we are the only two 943 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,951 ...left in our family 944 01:00:33,062 --> 01:00:34,051 Not really 945 01:00:34,163 --> 01:00:36,097 Brother Fang complained yesterday saying that... 946 01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:37,689 Shaolin is rubbish 947 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,097 And that there isn't a single woman here 948 01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:40,999 While the women at home are Ionely 949 01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:43,732 ...and may have an affair 950 01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:45,266 What? 951 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:47,468 Shi Yu, you're wrong to say this 952 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:48,066 You shouldn't regard your mother 953 01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:50,509 ...as just any woman at home 954 01:00:50,613 --> 01:00:52,672 Or say she might have an affair 955 01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:53,043 You... 956 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:54,309 Shi Yu, kneel down 957 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:55,679 Don't listen to him 958 01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:57,218 Monks don't lie 959 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,048 Didn't you say this? 960 01:00:58,154 --> 01:00:58,950 Yes I did, but I... 961 01:00:59,055 --> 01:01:00,113 That's it then 962 01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,054 Madam, have mercy 963 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:03,750 A small punishment will do 964 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,822 A light spanking 965 01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:08,590 One hundred strokes would just be fine 966 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:10,591 Damn 967 01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,199 Amitabha... 968 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:27,540 One, two, three 969 01:01:31,054 --> 01:01:31,884 Brother 970 01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:35,185 I salute you on behalf of the northern section 971 01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:39,788 You are brave and intelligent 972 01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:42,456 ...and possess brain and brawn 973 01:01:42,565 --> 01:01:44,294 I'm impressed 974 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,924 Fang Shi Yu is so arrogant 975 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,502 ...yet you've got him 976 01:01:48,471 --> 01:01:50,132 You are good indeed 977 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:53,641 You have thought of a thorough plan 978 01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,303 This is child's play 979 01:01:56,412 --> 01:01:59,006 I have even better plans 980 01:01:59,415 --> 01:02:01,747 We must... strike the iron while it is hot 981 01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:13,914 It's on fire! 982 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,280 My shoes... 983 01:04:22,892 --> 01:04:23,984 My whip... 984 01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:31,127 Run... 985 01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:32,929 Let's get out... 986 01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:42,868 It's you! 987 01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:44,310 So what? 988 01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:46,108 Chase after them 989 01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:54,619 We are the good guys 990 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,988 You are the stupid heads 991 01:05:00,863 --> 01:05:02,854 I'll kill you monks 992 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:03,761 We must seek revenge 993 01:06:20,710 --> 01:06:21,699 Who's the bastard? 994 01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:24,370 I've been scalded 995 01:06:26,248 --> 01:06:27,977 Brother, your ear 996 01:06:33,055 --> 01:06:34,522 We got revenge 997 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:40,925 Chase after them 998 01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:51,129 Alright 999 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,366 What did Hu say to you? 1000 01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:53,737 Tell me and you can leave 1001 01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:56,006 I didn't give artificial respiration to Ju Ju 1002 01:06:56,112 --> 01:06:57,579 ...but she insisted that I did 1003 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:58,305 What? 1004 01:06:58,414 --> 01:07:00,109 She insisted I gave her artificial respiration 1005 01:07:00,216 --> 01:07:02,081 I sure know I didn't 1006 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:03,811 I should have told her I didn't 1007 01:07:03,919 --> 01:07:05,318 I know I shouldn't have 1008 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:07,184 but then I wanted to give it to her; 1009 01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:09,052 And so I did 1010 01:07:09,158 --> 01:07:09,817 That's it 1011 01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:16,393 Why have you told others my affairs? 1012 01:07:21,237 --> 01:07:22,795 What are you doing? Great Master 1013 01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:24,737 Great Master 1014 01:07:27,410 --> 01:07:29,503 Great Master 1015 01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:34,116 Look 1016 01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:41,412 Ju Ju... 1017 01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:42,422 What is it? 1018 01:07:43,092 --> 01:07:47,290 What should I do? Tell me 1019 01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:49,358 Ju Ju 1020 01:07:49,698 --> 01:07:50,824 You can still laugh at a time like this 1021 01:07:50,933 --> 01:07:52,264 You're not human 1022 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,837 What's to be done? 1023 01:07:56,272 --> 01:07:59,207 Artificial respiration 1024 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:06,114 No, it's embarrassing 1025 01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,740 Let someone else do it... 1026 01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:12,520 I'll not let you take advantage so easily 1027 01:08:12,955 --> 01:08:14,252 So what do you suggest? 1028 01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:16,489 I'll do it myself 1029 01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:18,583 Ju Ju 1030 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:27,794 This is good 1031 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,462 What's wrong with you? 1032 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,833 Ju Ju... 1033 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:36,908 What are you doing? 1034 01:08:37,012 --> 01:08:38,138 Here comes teacher 1035 01:08:41,517 --> 01:08:44,213 Teacher... 1036 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:48,089 Why is there a girl here? 1037 01:08:48,190 --> 01:08:49,748 She fainted 1038 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:51,326 He is giving her a mouth-to-mouth 1039 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,460 You sure are quick to learn this 1040 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:57,698 That's because we have a good teacher 1041 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,893 Not necessarily 1042 01:09:00,002 --> 01:09:02,835 That's also attributed to your hard work 1043 01:09:02,938 --> 01:09:05,133 Teacher, she's still unconscious 1044 01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:07,141 It's because you seldom practise 1045 01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:08,471 Who wants to try? 1046 01:09:08,577 --> 01:09:09,771 I... 1047 01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:11,676 Master, give me another chance 1048 01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:13,746 Look how eager he is! 1049 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,451 You... what are you doing? 1050 01:09:18,554 --> 01:09:20,784 In front of so many people 1051 01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:23,085 No, I didn't... 1052 01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:24,090 You still try to deny it! 1053 01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:28,122 Come on, admit it 1054 01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:31,825 Ju Ju 1055 01:09:32,134 --> 01:09:33,465 You're such a bastard 1056 01:09:35,304 --> 01:09:39,741 Ju Ju 1057 01:09:56,058 --> 01:09:58,891 Today's sermon will end here 1058 01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:00,928 I want to play a game with you 1059 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,021 Whichever section, 1060 01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:04,429 could within three days... 1061 01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,934 invite the great master back, will emerge the winner 1062 01:10:08,237 --> 01:10:09,397 Brother, what's to be done? 1063 01:10:09,505 --> 01:10:12,497 Don't worry, we'll win 1064 01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:45,502 Let me play with you guys 1065 01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:47,701 No, he's not one of our own 1066 01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:48,799 What do you mean? 1067 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:50,378 I'm your great master 1068 01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:51,776 You were, but you've been driven out 1069 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,211 ...so you're not anymore 1070 01:10:53,315 --> 01:10:54,373 No, no... 1071 01:10:54,483 --> 01:10:55,643 I left on my own 1072 01:10:59,622 --> 01:11:00,816 What do you have to bet on? 1073 01:11:01,824 --> 01:11:03,121 I have this 1074 01:11:03,225 --> 01:11:05,455 This is worthless, it's no use 1075 01:11:12,735 --> 01:11:13,702 Damn you! 1076 01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:19,304 Great Master 1077 01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:20,801 You can play with us 1078 01:11:20,909 --> 01:11:22,001 ...but there's a condition: 1079 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,009 If you lose... 1080 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:24,739 you must see abbot with us 1081 01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:26,041 You must lose surely then 1082 01:11:26,148 --> 01:11:27,206 Come... 1083 01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:28,977 Let me... 1084 01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:34,252 One, two, three 1085 01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:36,658 four, five, six... I got it 1086 01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:37,589 Your turn 1087 01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:41,129 Four, five, six... 1088 01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:43,055 You lose again 1089 01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:45,963 We're rich, come again... 1090 01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:48,696 I request you... 1091 01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,635 Four, five, six... 1092 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,042 I win again 1093 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,747 - Listen everyone - Yes 1094 01:12:06,855 --> 01:12:08,288 - We had an agreement - Yes 1095 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:09,982 - No backing out - Yes 1096 01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:12,322 - No cramping - Yes 1097 01:12:12,695 --> 01:12:14,925 Dog pissing 1098 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:19,091 Old man push the cart 1099 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,164 Keep pounding yellow dragon 1100 01:12:25,774 --> 01:12:27,298 Goddess of Mercy in lotus seat 1101 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,317 Hu is really a bad guy 1102 01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,450 Damn him 1103 01:12:45,561 --> 01:12:46,926 He is cruel 1104 01:12:47,696 --> 01:12:51,723 So bad, he doesn't come to see me in a month 1105 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:53,694 It doesn't work 1106 01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:56,737 Not workin'... got to show more sorrow 1107 01:12:56,839 --> 01:13:00,434 Right, pretend your parents are dead 1108 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:01,804 Try the last line 1109 01:13:02,144 --> 01:13:06,080 When I think of our romantic times 1110 01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:09,548 and now my love has gone, I feel so sad 1111 01:13:09,651 --> 01:13:10,618 Good... 1112 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,380 Yes, almost there 1113 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,522 I'll get ready at Shaolin 1114 01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:16,557 He must pass here in a while 1115 01:13:16,658 --> 01:13:17,215 It's all up to you 1116 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:18,918 Leave it with me, don't worry 1117 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:19,493 I leave it in your hands then 1118 01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:21,586 Don't worry, stop fretting 1119 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,372 I haven't seen you for a month 1120 01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:34,602 When I think of our romantic times 1121 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:37,975 You bastard, Hu 1122 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,012 Why do you scold him? 1123 01:13:39,114 --> 01:13:42,277 Give me back my husband 1124 01:13:42,384 --> 01:13:45,842 He's gone to Ju Ju and has left me 1125 01:13:45,954 --> 01:13:47,717 You have to pay for this 1126 01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:48,847 How do I do that? 1127 01:13:48,957 --> 01:13:51,050 I don't care, get Ju Ju out 1128 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,685 and we'll clarify this matter at Shaolin 1129 01:13:53,796 --> 01:13:55,263 Alright 1130 01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:57,359 What? 1131 01:13:57,466 --> 01:13:59,366 Don't tell him I'm his wife 1132 01:13:59,468 --> 01:14:01,368 ...or else he won't go 1133 01:14:02,137 --> 01:14:02,899 Remember that 1134 01:14:03,005 --> 01:14:04,063 Alright 1135 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,741 Miss, you're alone 1136 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,846 It's dangerous here 1137 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:21,752 Would you like me to walk you home? 1138 01:14:23,325 --> 01:14:26,123 Come here 1139 01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,070 It was you who asked me to come here 1140 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:39,333 Why are you so scared? 1141 01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:53,517 Come on, baby 1142 01:15:07,102 --> 01:15:08,091 Don't go 1143 01:15:24,553 --> 01:15:26,180 Hu Huei Chian 1144 01:15:26,288 --> 01:15:28,586 Don't be so loud, the whole place will hear 1145 01:15:31,927 --> 01:15:32,916 Hu Huei Chian 1146 01:15:34,496 --> 01:15:35,622 Hu Huei Chian 1147 01:15:35,731 --> 01:15:36,322 How come there's no one? 1148 01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:37,261 Why are you so much in a rush? 1149 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:38,765 I'm so relaxed 1150 01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,801 I can't hold it back anymore 1151 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,268 You've grabbed my prayer beads, how can I shit? 1152 01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:50,876 Okay 1153 01:15:58,086 --> 01:15:59,246 How come you're alone? 1154 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:00,184 Don't you want this? 1155 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,285 Not really 1156 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,325 Damn cat, stop making noise and go 1157 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:08,626 Ju Ju, I'll get you some clothes 1158 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:12,759 Go 1159 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,571 What is this place? 1160 01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:31,077 Don't be afraid, I'll get you some clothes 1161 01:16:31,186 --> 01:16:31,982 Wait for me here 1162 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:33,385 Hey 1163 01:16:42,564 --> 01:16:44,555 Don't worry, if we fail 1164 01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:45,724 ...they will too 1165 01:16:45,834 --> 01:16:48,268 That's good. If they find the great teacher first... 1166 01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:49,632 we'll lose face 1167 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:50,500 Of course 1168 01:16:53,241 --> 01:16:54,401 Where have they gone? 1169 01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:56,136 Teacher has asked them for a late lesson 1170 01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,574 I'm very tired 1171 01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:00,648 Brother, sleep early 1172 01:17:09,992 --> 01:17:11,960 Lower your voice. I'll get you some clothes 1173 01:17:14,863 --> 01:17:17,457 Help, someone's assaulting me 1174 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:18,555 Go and see 1175 01:17:19,434 --> 01:17:23,837 Don't touch me, go away 1176 01:17:29,344 --> 01:17:31,073 Amitabha 1177 01:17:33,515 --> 01:17:38,248 Oh... I want to fly to the heavens 1178 01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:43,086 and feel that warm sun 1179 01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:51,960 Ju Ju, how are you? 1180 01:17:57,973 --> 01:18:01,568 Go away, don't touch me 1181 01:18:08,383 --> 01:18:11,079 Go away... 1182 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:14,719 Go away... 1183 01:18:15,924 --> 01:18:17,118 Don't you still recognize me? 1184 01:18:17,225 --> 01:18:18,522 Do I look beautiful? 1185 01:18:18,627 --> 01:18:19,924 I want to return to the secular world 1186 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,527 Amitabha 1187 01:18:22,631 --> 01:18:25,361 Brother, you're still under meditation training 1188 01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:28,925 Come men, please escort back to his cloister 1189 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:29,901 Yes 1190 01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:35,002 I ain't the great teacher, go away 1191 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:36,602 Let's go 1192 01:18:38,313 --> 01:18:39,940 Amitabha 1193 01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:43,415 Buddha, please forgive us 1194 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,386 Ju Ju, you're really mad 1195 01:18:47,689 --> 01:18:48,883 Look at you 1196 01:18:49,257 --> 01:18:50,656 Your home is over there 1197 01:18:50,759 --> 01:18:52,124 Can I not return to my workplace? 1198 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:53,826 It's not that I want to make you angry 1199 01:18:53,929 --> 01:18:56,830 I just want to have fun with my brother 1200 01:18:56,932 --> 01:18:58,524 I didn't know this would cause trouble 1201 01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:02,533 She's really angry 1202 01:19:08,176 --> 01:19:09,871 She must want to play a prank on me 1203 01:19:11,379 --> 01:19:12,641 She's making a good pretence 1204 01:19:14,015 --> 01:19:16,449 Right, I'll pretend to have gone for it 1205 01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:21,415 Don't be afraid, here I come 1206 01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:25,016 So quiet, don't scare me 1207 01:19:25,127 --> 01:19:27,652 I have a heart disease, don't scare me 1208 01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:36,369 She thinks I've asked her to go to Shaolin 1209 01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:37,631 She must hate me 1210 01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:38,671 She is not home 1211 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,366 and the Great Master is gone missing, too! 1212 01:19:40,475 --> 01:19:41,942 Ju Ju is smart 1213 01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:43,670 She knows you will apologize to her 1214 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:46,441 ...so she's hiding there. Women are like that 1215 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,272 Go and seek her forgiveness 1216 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:49,780 Go on! Go 1217 01:19:52,187 --> 01:19:54,678 Ju Ju 1218 01:19:55,657 --> 01:19:56,919 Ju Ju 1219 01:19:58,927 --> 01:20:00,292 Ju Ju 1220 01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:05,190 Ju Ju... 1221 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,699 Brother, let's go 1222 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:07,700 Ju Ju is not here 1223 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:08,667 We haven't found her 1224 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:10,260 Why are you in such a hurry? 1225 01:20:10,372 --> 01:20:13,466 No, up there... 1226 01:20:13,742 --> 01:20:15,573 Right, we haven't looked up there 1227 01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:18,607 Ju Ju is not here, let's go 1228 01:20:18,713 --> 01:20:19,839 What do you want? 1229 01:20:24,286 --> 01:20:25,048 Go quickly 1230 01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:49,043 Go quickly 1231 01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:02,952 Where is Hong Si Guan, speak up 1232 01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:05,982 I don't know 1233 01:22:25,073 --> 01:22:26,938 Luckily you've come in good time 1234 01:22:27,042 --> 01:22:29,010 ...otherwise he would have killed me 1235 01:22:29,344 --> 01:22:30,606 I said earlier 1236 01:22:30,712 --> 01:22:32,407 Brother Wu Qing is a good person 1237 01:22:32,847 --> 01:22:35,475 Sorry for not coming to save you both 1238 01:22:35,850 --> 01:22:37,374 Never imagined you'd cause trouble again! 1239 01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:39,318 Nevertheless... 1240 01:22:39,421 --> 01:22:41,150 we are brothers, right? 1241 01:22:41,723 --> 01:22:43,588 We were wrong too; we are new 1242 01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:45,592 We ought to give you due respect 1243 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:46,626 Brother, do us a favour 1244 01:22:46,728 --> 01:22:47,456 Alright 1245 01:22:50,532 --> 01:22:52,022 I was out of line too 1246 01:22:52,534 --> 01:22:53,865 We were in the wrong, too 1247 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,870 Right, let's forgive and forget 1248 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,236 Come... 1249 01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:23,716 Brother Hong, you go first 1250 01:24:23,825 --> 01:24:25,452 How can I leave you and go? 1251 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,721 I started it, let me finish it 1252 01:24:27,829 --> 01:24:28,727 Brother Hong 1253 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,489 Ju Ju... 1254 01:25:31,593 --> 01:25:32,491 It's you! 1255 01:25:43,938 --> 01:25:45,303 Brother Hong 1256 01:25:45,406 --> 01:25:46,373 Take out the gold medallion 1257 01:25:49,477 --> 01:25:50,501 Go quickly 1258 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:51,244 Brother Hong 1259 01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:52,335 Go quickly 1260 01:26:36,057 --> 01:26:37,046 Great Master 1261 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:47,657 Do you understand today's sermon? 1262 01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,862 We do 1263 01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:54,601 Wu Qing, do you still remember 1264 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,176 ...what I preached? 1265 01:26:56,277 --> 01:26:57,335 Yes, indeed 1266 01:26:58,379 --> 01:27:01,041 Neither a Bodhi tree, nor a bright mirror 1267 01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:03,242 Now there is nothing at all... 1268 01:27:03,351 --> 01:27:04,340 This is so easy 1269 01:27:04,452 --> 01:27:07,148 How could one be lovesick any more? 1270 01:27:10,091 --> 01:27:12,719 It should be "How could there be dust any more?" 1271 01:27:12,827 --> 01:27:13,816 Really? 1272 01:27:13,928 --> 01:27:15,122 Stop laughing!