1
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How do you write "ass"?

2
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Can I not do this?

3
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No

4
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My Mother is paying you

5
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You must teach me something

6
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How can you stop?

7
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Master Dou

8
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has been through 39 tutors

9
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You're number 40

10
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You're out of luck

11
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I'll scream for help

12
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Scream?

13
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- Mai Song!
- Yes!

14
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Bring the gear!

15
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Yes!

16
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If you scream, you'll have to drink this

17
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Go ahead!

18
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Forget it then

19
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It doesn't matter

20
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The urine is for free

21
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Give it to him!

22
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Yes

23
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Drink up... it's free!

24
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Sister!

25
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Really?

26
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Yes, he's mischievous

27
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Entrust me with your business

28
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Don't give it to this brat

29
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Let me see!

30
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Don't be angry!

31
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That's how he is

32
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"Alert! Madam is coming!"

33
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My Mom's coming

34
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"She's in the living room"

35
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Living room?

36
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Clean up!

37
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Hurry!

38
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Let me down!

39
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Damn! We forgot about him!

40
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Ouch! That hurts!

41
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Watch what you say!

42
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The study is a mess

43
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You'll see for yourself!

44
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"She's on your doorstep!"

45
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Damn! She's here!

46
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Come inside, hurry!

47
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Finished your mahjong game, Mother?

48
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Did you win?

49
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Is everything alright?

50
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Everything is fine

51
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Why did you cover your eye with the book?

52
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I'm short sighted

53
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This is how I read

54
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What did you write today?

55
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"Damn you! Asshole!"

56
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This is outrageous!

57
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What is it?

58
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See for yourself

59
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What did you write, son?

60
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"Mother, I love you! You're beautiful!"

61
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Not bad!

62
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You're always bad-mouthing him

63
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You can forget about your allowance

64
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No, Sister! Don't let him fool you

65
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This way, Master chen

66
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Please!

67
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This is Master chen Hui-min

68
00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:45,019
I want a coach

69
00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,216
Not a tutor

70
00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,226
You're mistaken, Master Dou

71
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His pupils are quite amazing

72
00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,599
They're famous fighters

73
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Each of my three students
has his own merit

74
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They're smart and capable

75
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This I have to see

76
00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,142
Please...

77
00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:12,413
Master, here they are...

78
00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:15,385
Yunnan Leg, Yun Piao-piao

79
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This is superb martial arts

80
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called splitting the crotch

81
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This is Human Ball, Tuan Tuan-zhuan

82
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Look, he is rolling in every which way

83
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Until when?

84
00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,850
This is the Drunken 18 Steps

85
00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,115
Really?

86
00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:59,161
8, 9, 10, 11...

87
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14, 15... 18

88
00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,802
I bet he'll never do that again!

89
00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,674
Which one of you will fight me?

90
00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,247
Me!

91
00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,090
I busted his ass!

92
00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:28,820
Your turn!

93
00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,565
He's a descendent of Ximen chui-xue

94
00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,866
He's Xicheng Xiu-shu

95
00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,464
Get your weapon, Master Dou

96
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Garbage!

97
00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,707
You're famous now!

98
00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,246
What do you say?

99
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Give them 5 taels each

100
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Yes, sir!

101
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What about me?

102
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How much should I give him?

103
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Nothing!

104
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Let's go!

105
00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:05,785
Let's have some fun!

106
00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,621
What did you arrange?

107
00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:30,943
1, 2, 3... 8, 9

108
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Get up, asshole!

109
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Well?

110
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Are we finished?

111
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I can't take it anymore!

112
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One more round! Go!

113
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I'll be dead!

114
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You useless bastard!

115
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Here's your salary

116
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Mai Song, this is terrible

117
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No fun at all

118
00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:03,841
Master Dou

119
00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,316
That's just the prolog

120
00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,887
Wait till you see the main attraction

121
00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,148
Remember Blinky?

122
00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,416
He won't admit defeat

123
00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,515
He wants to challenge you again

124
00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:14,991
Blinky?

125
00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:33,778
He wants to fight me?

126
00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:34,907
You were lucky last time

127
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,312
I have experts with me today

128
00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,405
I don't care who you have

129
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I'm not afraid

130
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I told you not to copy me

131
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Why are you still doing it?

132
00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,380
Shut up! Let's get started

133
00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,787
I'm just waiting for you

134
00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,692
Some people just can't wait to lose!

135
00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:52,786
Go!

136
00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,627
Let me introduce you

137
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Southern King, Luo Ba-hai

138
00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,766
Northern King, Di Qing-feng

139
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:06,175
Well?

140
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,803
Stop this nonsense!

141
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,109
16 rounds or 24?

142
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,376
Just 1 game

143
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,280
only 1 game?

144
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,012
1 game will decide

145
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,348
If I lose

146
00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,389
I'll give you 100 taels of gold

147
00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,792
If you lose?

148
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,327
I'll give you 200 taels of gold

149
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,454
No, if you lose

150
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,795
You'll streak in the market and run 3 laps

151
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,231
Streak?

152
00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:31,829
Don't agree to it!

153
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,065
He wants to humiliate you

154
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,162
I'm not afraid

155
00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,902
I'll streak if I lose

156
00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,205
If you lose, you'll eat these 4 tiles

157
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,644
What?

158
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,074
Very well

159
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,389
Someone has to pick it up

160
00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,572
You have to pick it up!

161
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,644
Stop fighting! Throw the dice

162
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,577
3! I'll start!

163
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:24,648
Get your tiles!

164
00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:27,957
Hurry!

165
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:39,928
This is good!

166
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,332
Master Blinky!

167
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,808
Come over here...

168
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,942
come...

169
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,608
Let me introduce you

170
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,742
They are the Xiao sisters

171
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:56,583
They're here to entertain us

172
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,678
Let's do that now

173
00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:58,757
Forget the mahjong game

174
00:10:58,858 --> 00:10:59,950
What's your hurry?

175
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,720
We're hot and sweaty

176
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,055
I'm soaked

177
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,686
Let us take a break

178
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:05,661
No problem

179
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,027
There are clothes behind the screen

180
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,760
Go change

181
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:09,562
Get out of those wet clothes

182
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,260
Sure!

183
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,927
Go on!

184
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,352
White Dragon

185
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,948
Pong!

186
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,183
Red Dragon

187
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,285
Pong!

188
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,153
Watch out for the Green Dragon!

189
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,664
5 circles

190
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,124
Your turn!

191
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:48,972
Discard a tile!

192
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:49,871
Hey...

193
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:50,464
Not that one!

194
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,568
Pong!

195
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,579
You'll pay for everyone if I win

196
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,576
Yes, you!

197
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,116
I dare you to cheat

198
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,788
What's with all the birds today?

199
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,984
They're all gone

200
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:12,224
Bird? There's no bird!

201
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,159
He's signaling...

202
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,034
Your turn!

203
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,317
I'll win for sure...

204
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,611
Where's my 9 character?

205
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,782
4, 8, 12! You're missing a tile

206
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,290
You're a tile short

207
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,188
Discard a tile!

208
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,351
You're missing a tile!

209
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,452
No way!

210
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,454
Discard a tile!

211
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:47,589
Your turn!

212
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,291
Hurry up!

213
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,924
How can you be a tile short?

214
00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:52,230
You'll have to streak for sure!

215
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,498
Huan! Shui!

216
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,233
Gather up the villagers at the door

217
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,638
Someone is getting ready to streak!

218
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,403
You may not win either

219
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,307
carry on!

220
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,709
You'll never win!

221
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,206
Hurry!

222
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,111
Probably not this one!

223
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,448
7 circles

224
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,858
He's hiding my tile under his chin

225
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,860
I'll lure you with the Bird

226
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,123
I get the Bird

227
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,362
Are you discarding the tile?

228
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,665
You're dead!

229
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,933
Game!

230
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:31,706
You have an extra tile!

231
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,301
A Bird and a 9 character

232
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,903
That's a false game!

233
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,277
False game!

234
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,549
I'm in trouble!

235
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,448
You won, Master Dou

236
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,044
He had a false game on your tile!

237
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,218
Get ready to swallow these!

238
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,157
No way!

239
00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,937
Fix him!

240
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,772
Stop it!

241
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,604
Don't punch me!

242
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,308
No? We'll kick!

243
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,215
Master Dou...

244
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,751
Where are you going?

245
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:23,925
No violence!

246
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,053
Eat these!

247
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,722
Give them here!

248
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,131
Aren't they pretty!

249
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,862
Really?

250
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,498
Swallow!

251
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,205
Sir

252
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,868
He hit me!

253
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,144
Damn!

254
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,477
Blinky's father is a magistrate!

255
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:44,412
So?

256
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,541
Let's get out of here!

257
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,444
Hurry!

258
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,719
This way!

259
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,130
You wish to hire an assassin?

260
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:37,998
Yes!

261
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,695
Your name?

262
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,602
Shi chun

263
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,141
You know my rate?

264
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,871
Yes, 100,000 taels

265
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,681
Who do you want me to kill?

266
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,251
My nephew Dou

267
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:57,622
I've checked!
You spend everything you make

268
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,054
How can you pay me?

269
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,251
When Dou is dead

270
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,225
I'll take over his family business

271
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,455
I'll have all the money I need

272
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,222
If he's alive

273
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,662
You get nothing?

274
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,198
Yes

275
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,497
I'll kill him

276
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,503
But I'll split your fortune

277
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,368
50
0

278
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,237
No? I can do it for free

279
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,371
For free?

280
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,779
I'll kill you for free, not Dou

281
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:29,286
Very well, we'll split 50

282
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,553
What's your name?

283
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,884
Chen Bai-qiang

284
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,788
No, you're chen Bo-xiang

285
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,382
You're the head guard
of the Military commander

286
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,461
That's right!

287
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,630
You have a keen eye!

288
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,799
You coming with me or
am I to execute you on the spot?

289
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,734
Don't move! Step back!

290
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,806
I'll entertain him

291
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,973
I don't know him

292
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,136
Get up!

293
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,341
The government is watching me

294
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,419
I can't kill Dou openly

295
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,248
What can we do?

296
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,413
Lure him away from Guangdong

297
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,650
I'll send someone to kill him on the way

298
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,455
Very well! I'll do that

299
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,392
Throw him in the water

300
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,520
Yes

301
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,387
You want me in Beijing?

302
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,231
According to your uncle

303
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,768
Princess Xiang is looking for a husband

304
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,167
If you marry her

305
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,431
You'll become a prince

306
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,335
As your mother

307
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,135
I'll be the Princess' mother-in-law

308
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,903
That's so impressive!

309
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,036
Taking a wife is too much trouble

310
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,478
If you stay single

311
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,708
You'll get into trouble everyday

312
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,545
When you beat up Blinky's father

313
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,175
I spent 50,000 taels

314
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,548
to pay him off

315
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,918
A wife can keep an eye on you

316
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,150
Princess Xiang is a beauty

317
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,920
Yes, very pretty

318
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,426
Your uncle has her portrait

319
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,427
Hurry up and show him!

320
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,590
See how pretty she is!

321
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,599
So pretty...

322
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,697
She looks a lot like me

323
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,299
Pleasantly plump and charming

324
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,901
She'll give you children

325
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,982
Go after her in Beijing!

326
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:12,477
Beijing?

327
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,449
I'm not going

328
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,583
come, Master Dou

329
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,384
Master Dou

330
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,550
It's not such a bad idea

331
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,821
What do you know? Beijing is boring

332
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,419
You're wrong

333
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,726
Beijing has all sort of
foreign contraptions

334
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,131
You're invincible in Guangdong

335
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,896
You're nobody in Beijing

336
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,268
Unless you beat the 3 Masters of Beijing

337
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,101
Then it's a different story

338
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,265
Masters of Beijing?

339
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:40,402
Master of Swindlers, che Zai

340
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:44,846
Master of Womanizers, Ren Zhen-hao

341
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,646
Master of Burglars, 3 Hands

342
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,242
3 Hands?

343
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,617
If you beat them

344
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,350
You'll be number one

345
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,690
What about the Princess?

346
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,059
She's hosting a martial arts competition

347
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,394
Just tell your Mother you lost

348
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,263
Fine! Let's go tomorrow

349
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,027
Excellent!

350
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,865
"Southern Village Pier"

351
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:09,941
Rendao Tajirou!

352
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,134
You're crazy!

353
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:13,874
Rendao Tajirou!

354
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,504
You're inferior! Go away!

355
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,479
Sorry!

356
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,642
Rendao Tajirou!

357
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:21,812
Over here!

358
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:23,550
You're Taijirou?

359
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,179
That's me!

360
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,492
You should be charming Tajirou

361
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,521
I'm the real Rendao Tajirou

362
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,098
Sure...

363
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:44,440
Get on board, Master Dou

364
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,176
It's so crowded!

365
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,404
Never mind that

366
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,912
It's more lively that way

367
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,708
Taking the boat is boring

368
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:52,784
What have you arranged?

369
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,216
Everything, sexy, violent,
thrilling and funny

370
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,618
You won't be bored

371
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,213
Really?

372
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,150
This way!

373
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,557
Sexy!

374
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,262
Miss, you dropped your handkerchief

375
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,772
Pick it up for me

376
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,738
Sure...

377
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,136
Your handkerchief, Miss

378
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,006
Miss...

379
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,917
Hand it to me

380
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,953
Turn around...

381
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,619
Save this for yourself, Song

382
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:36,326
That bitch

383
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,123
To think she'd get me
someone as ugly as you!

384
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,925
Move along, witch!

385
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,000
As long as I get paid!

386
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,661
Where's my room?

387
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,168
I'll show you

388
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,076
Are you alright?

389
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,008
I'm fine! Go away!

390
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,506
Well? Not bad, right?

391
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,014
Not bad

392
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,380
This is our room

393
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:02,383
I'll get you something to eat

394
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,613
Alright

395
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,750
I'm over here

396
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,526
You're late, big guy

397
00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:45,493
What's the matter?

398
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,121
What's your hurry?
The boat hasn't set sail yet

399
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,494
Where is he?

400
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,760
In the room

401
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,430
Master Dou is a good fighter

402
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,061
can you take it?

403
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,730
Of course

404
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,039
Real muscles!

405
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,542
He's a bit of a sadist

406
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:00,838
Sadist?

407
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,604
It's alright

408
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,004
Kid

409
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,379
Just because you caught my darts

410
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,612
I'm not afraid of you! Come out!

411
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,051
Very well

412
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:10,746
Who are you?

413
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:11,720
I'm the big guy

414
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:12,346
Then I'm...

415
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,082
Say no more

416
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,989
I know all about you! Let's get started

417
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:17,219
Get started?

418
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,318
Don't waste my time

419
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,261
If you won't fight, I will

420
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:38,905
They call him a good fighter?

421
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,012
Maybe he's a masochist

422
00:23:58,904 --> 00:23:59,928
They say you're invincible

423
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:01,835
I say you're an idiot

424
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,567
This is easy money!

425
00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:29,530
Someone jumped in again?

426
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:38,372
Song!

427
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,168
Coming!

428
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:41,979
What took you so long?

429
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:42,808
Hand it to me

430
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,347
Sure...

431
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,179
Why is his uncle in the water?

432
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,118
And one more guy in black?

433
00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,378
You're useless

434
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,856
My man was arrested

435
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:00,591
I'll hold you responsible

436
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,223
Why me?

437
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,598
I already tipped you off

438
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,967
but you failed to kill him

439
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:12,573
I must do it myself

440
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:13,769
and kill them both

441
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:15,169
4-Eyes

442
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:18,948
Brother!

443
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,011
Get ready!

444
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,144
We're going to Beijing tomorrow

445
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,586
to go after them

446
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,621
Yes

447
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,960
"Jingjin Yong Ding Pier"

448
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:35,488
Beijing people are fastidious

449
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,862
and very stylish

450
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,095
We must speak their language

451
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,796
I don't know how

452
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,999
Easy, just roll your tongue

453
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,133
and mumble

454
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,536
I have to go poo-poo

455
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,747
You should say "I have to shit"

456
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:52,544
Fine, shit!

457
00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:53,174
Yes!

458
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:53,751
I'll go back to the boat!

459
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:54,511
Sure...

460
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,382
Watch out! No plank!

461
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,245
Find some place quiet

462
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,619
Be on the lookout

463
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,892
I will

464
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:21,575
Song, give me toilet paper

465
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,442
Yes

466
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,777
I don't have any

467
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:27,146
Just money notes

468
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,514
That'll do! Hurry!

469
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,850
Here!

470
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,116
Come closer

471
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,995
It stinks! What did he eat?

472
00:26:58,316 --> 00:26:59,874
Song must have done this

473
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,383
Who do you work for?

474
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:04,819
Whoever...

475
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,932
Song

476
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,532
This is the best arrangement so far

477
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,865
I should give you a raise

478
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,303
Give them 5 taels each

479
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,432
I had nothing to do with it

480
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:30,176
This is Beijing

481
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:31,908
It's different from Guangzhou

482
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:34,451
They have everything here

483
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,021
It's bustling over there

484
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,556
Let's eat first

485
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,794
Damn! I have no money

486
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:51,928
Master Dou

487
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:55,131
This is the top restaurant De Long Liu

488
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,673
The decor is magnificent

489
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:58,834
and they have everything

490
00:28:00,045 --> 00:28:03,378
2 idiots

491
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,613
Here we are, Master Dou!

492
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,619
Do you know how to order?

493
00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:10,983
Don't worry!

494
00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:12,454
We have eaten everything

495
00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,024
Poultry, seafood,
meat and other delicacies

496
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,217
That's everything

497
00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:17,487
What more can they offer?

498
00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:20,029
Right! This way

499
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,462
Wipe your hands

500
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:30,096
- Tip!
- Yes!

501
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,106
Thanks

502
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,034
For you

503
00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:34,270
Thanks

504
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,473
There's a table outside...

505
00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,550
I want that one...

506
00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:41,074
This way!

507
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:44,644
This is the VIP room

508
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:45,381
Sir?

509
00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:46,422
Waiter!

510
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,919
What can I do for you?

511
00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:51,689
- Song!
- Yes

512
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,423
Serve us something expensive
but not filling

513
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:54,429
Paper money!

514
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,625
- Go
- Yes!

515
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,667
Waiter!

516
00:28:58,036 --> 00:28:59,003
Sir?

517
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:01,868
What would you like?

518
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:05,739
I have eaten everything

519
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,243
My stomach is bothering me

520
00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:09,742
Give me a Beggar's chicken

521
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:10,337
Beggar's chicken

522
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:12,507
and a pot of longjing tea

523
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:13,777
Go on...

524
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:15,113
Right away!

525
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,787
We're in the wrong place

526
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:20,983
This is a beggars' room

527
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:21,683
Really?

528
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,226
No wonder the waiter downstairs

529
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:26,161
recommended buns that even dogs don't want

530
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,755
The guy next door looks alright

531
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:30,357
But he's a beggar

532
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:33,301
He ordered beggar's chicken

533
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:40,072
You can't really tell

534
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,703
How much money do we have?

535
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,907
500 taels

536
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:47,177
Louder

537
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:51,284
About 500 taels

538
00:29:51,389 --> 00:29:52,822
can we give some away?

539
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,118
Yes

540
00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:55,715
Say it

541
00:29:56,394 --> 00:30:01,354
We can give some away

542
00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:16,839
It's broken! Must be a fake!

543
00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,648
I'll get it

544
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:56,614
That hat is nothing

545
00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:57,551
The pearl is too small

546
00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:58,781
It's not good enough for me

547
00:30:58,890 --> 00:30:59,982
Don't pick up what I throw away!

548
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:01,319
Yes

549
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,493
Did I do the right thing?

550
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:07,053
Of course!
I curse the one who picks it up!

551
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,200
Hurry!

552
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,813
Our Beijing duck, sir

553
00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:39,390
I don't need any help

554
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,260
I'll do it myself

555
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,594
Hand me the knife

556
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,031
But...

557
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,193
Master!

558
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,668
How do you eat this?

559
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:51,571
With your hands

560
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,490
That guy is so cocky!

561
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,419
Hurry!

562
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:17,467
Your chicken, sir

563
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:20,464
Go away!

564
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:34,513
We'll sit here

565
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,779
Yes, Master

566
00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:37,582
Move it!

567
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,281
Master!

568
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:41,659
I don't like sitting here

569
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,386
It's crowded. I want to sit over there

570
00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:45,325
Very well

571
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:46,522
Yes, sir

572
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,224
Master Lai

573
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,097
Such an honor to have you here

574
00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:53,102
our VIP room is full

575
00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:54,865
How about upstairs?

576
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,066
What? We want a table in there

577
00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:57,937
Tell them to leave

578
00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:00,203
I can't! They were here first

579
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,175
So?

580
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,746
Our Master is a VIP too

581
00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:03,939
Tell them to go

582
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:04,912
They haven't paid up

583
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,381
Hand them the bill

584
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,349
They're done eating,
tell them to get lost!

585
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,887
Tell them to leave! Go on!

586
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:11,587
Master Lai

587
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:12,087
It's you!

588
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,919
That antique sold for 2,000 taels...

589
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,458
Let's talk inside!

590
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,390
Where's my commission?

591
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,927
I'll pay you

592
00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:19,189
You came to eat

593
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,231
I have a table inside, it's my treat

594
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,163
Let's see what you're up to

595
00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:25,862
There are 2 hicks in there

596
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:27,028
They're capable of anything

597
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:28,730
They make eyes at women

598
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,670
Even the waitress

599
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,571
has been molested by them

600
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,268
You must be careful

601
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:36,040
They'll never touch my woman

602
00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:38,138
You should still be careful

603
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:41,651
Master...

604
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,253
Master Lai

605
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,049
Master

606
00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:45,747
Please sit down

607
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,085
Go out!

608
00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:50,453
They have famous dishes...

609
00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:51,357
Waiter!

610
00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:52,861
Set the table for 2 more

611
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,795
and get a few more dishes, hurry!

612
00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:56,127
Yes, sir

613
00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:56,825
Help yourself

614
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:58,162
Alright

615
00:33:58,469 --> 00:33:59,367
You like it here

616
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,028
and here we are

617
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,731
It's such an honor

618
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,705
to treat you today

619
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,649
Why are you winking?

620
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:31,900
Don't hit on my girl!

621
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,334
There's something in my eyes...

622
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:34,530
Stop it!

623
00:34:34,872 --> 00:34:35,804
How dare you beat up my man!

624
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:36,839
I don't care who you are

625
00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:38,875
You're stupid for a rascal

626
00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:41,342
I'll fix anyone who hits on my girl

627
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:48,784
Don't be afraid, let's go outside

628
00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:58,518
Stop it! Please talk things out...

629
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,798
You're friends with Master Lai

630
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,458
Please ask them to stop

631
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,832
If they'll listen, they won't fight

632
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,666
What should I do?

633
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,006
Alert the authorities

634
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:09,732
What?

635
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,103
If someone gets killed

636
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:12,506
You'll be in trouble

637
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,305
Right away!

638
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,193
If you lose to Master Dou

639
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,229
There'll be a reward

640
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:35,264
Reward my foot!

641
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:46,935
Master Dou!

642
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:57,520
Too heavy...

643
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,292
Don't let go!

644
00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:09,127
Don't worry!

645
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,257
I have no quarrels with you

646
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:11,801
I won't kill you

647
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,495
Please have mercy, pal

648
00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:14,935
Will you admit defeat?

649
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,573
Master...

650
00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,512
Master Dou, you're incredible!

651
00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:26,105
If you apologize

652
00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,378
Master Dou will let you go

653
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:29,145
Hear me?

654
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:30,618
I'll do anything, just let me go

655
00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,120
Move aside!

656
00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:33,252
They're upstairs

657
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,756
How dare you make trouble in the capital?

658
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,417
Arrest them

659
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,190
Let's go, Master

660
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,060
Don't worry!

661
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:46,330
I guarantee you'll be fine

662
00:36:46,437 --> 00:36:48,132
Are you sure?

663
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:51,434
Let's go, Master Dou!

664
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,476
Step aside!

665
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:54,738
Stop!

666
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,738
Arrest them!

667
00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:58,542
Take them away!

668
00:36:58,649 --> 00:36:59,707
Wait!

669
00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,675
Master Dou is a 2nd-grade official
from Guangdong

670
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:04,755
I don't care! Arrest him!

671
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:06,220
Show some respect

672
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,222
Wait!

673
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,551
Who are you?

674
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,155
I'm a member of the Eight Banners

675
00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:14,959
Everyone in Beijing is a member

676
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,397
You should be arrested for
starting a brawl

677
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,367
How dare you! Look!

678
00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:27,804
Sorry, sir! I didn't know

679
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:28,810
Please pardon me

680
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,108
I'll handle this

681
00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:31,977
You may go now

682
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,141
Yes, sir

683
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,225
What did he show them?

684
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:42,756
A mandarin jacket of the royalty

685
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:43,918
Really?

686
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,864
Master che, what about the damages?

687
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,399
Who should pay for it?

688
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:54,870
Whoever broke it will pay for it!

689
00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:57,202
You must pay up!

690
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,372
Wait...

691
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,106
What is it?

692
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,147
What's your name?

693
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:06,648
Che Zai

694
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,844
You're the Master of Swindlers

695
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:09,578
I'm Dou

696
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,154
I want to buy yourjacket

697
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,552
It's not for sale

698
00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:14,147
No discord, no concord

699
00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:15,316
Please drop by my place

700
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:16,518
Sure

701
00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:25,394
Well?

702
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,428
The jacket is a gift from the Emperor

703
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:28,732
You're from an esteemed family

704
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:31,569
Why take the back door?

705
00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,644
There must be something left

706
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,304
You'll know when you get inside

707
00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:50,592
There's nothing out front

708
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,185
Everything is in the back

709
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,004
My Father

710
00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:11,507
He was someone I respect

711
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,583
Stop kidding around

712
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,413
All government officials are corrupted

713
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,111
If your Father is clean

714
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:19,519
Where did he get this house?

715
00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:25,452
I'm warning you

716
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:27,155
If you say anything disrespectful
about my Father

717
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:29,562
I'll go crazy, understand?

718
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,100
Stupid! Calm down!

719
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:31,861
Understand?

720
00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:33,231
Yes

721
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:38,973
Are you alright?

722
00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:40,202
Yes

723
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:47,340
This bed is a gift to my Father

724
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,783
from the French ambassador

725
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,013
Have you seen this before?

726
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,620
How soft!

727
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,021
Try it!

728
00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,562
Very bouncy! Sell it to me!

729
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:01,955
You want the jacket?

730
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:02,555
Yes

731
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:03,496
You want the bed?

732
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,898
Yes

733
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,128
I have other things

734
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:06,931
I want them all

735
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,527
Very well

736
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,432
The U.S. Ambassador

737
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,907
gave me this gramophone

738
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:13,999
Gramophone?

739
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:23,314
It's haunted

740
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,080
Don't be scared

741
00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:26,782
That's the sound from the gramophone

742
00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:27,823
You won't understand

743
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,392
I don't want that, it's no good

744
00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:31,256
Let me show you something nice

745
00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:31,851
Nice?

746
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:33,088
Follow me

747
00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,004
This is a block of wood

748
00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:48,706
What is it?

749
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,673
The British ambassador

750
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,876
gave this gun to my Father

751
00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:56,179
A gun?

752
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,084
What's that smell?

753
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:02,489
Gunpowder, stupid!

754
00:41:03,093 --> 00:41:06,221
Lift your foot

755
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:09,957
What are you doing with my shoe?

756
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:11,659
Want to see what it can do?

757
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,361
- Yes!
- Me too

758
00:41:15,906 --> 00:41:17,999
That's incredible!

759
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,633
You can kill any expert with it

760
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,837
Except I only have 2 bullets

761
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,010
Now I have only 1 left

762
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,274
That's such a shame

763
00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:26,747
Don't worry, I'll take it

764
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,785
That'll be 24 taels

765
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:29,910
Not a penny less

766
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:31,419
No problem

767
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:32,454
Pay up

768
00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:33,989
Song, pay him

769
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,154
What about the jacket?

770
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:39,354
That's hard

771
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,522
Why? You don't want to sell it?

772
00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:45,959
Not really

773
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:46,900
Why not?

774
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,733
But...

775
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:52,836
My family lost a fortune in gambling

776
00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:54,433
We lost everything

777
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:55,944
What's anotherjacket?

778
00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:57,070
That's true

779
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,149
Sit...

780
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,649
If I lose

781
00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:06,518
I'll give you the jacket

782
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:08,251
If I win

783
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,348
You give me 20,000 taels

784
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,222
Deal!

785
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:10,759
What will it be?

786
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:11,953
Chinese dominoes

787
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,557
That's boring

788
00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:17,156
Try something more classy

789
00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:18,792
What?

790
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,468
Look

791
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:28,401
This is called poker

792
00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:29,645
Master Dou

793
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,442
What's that stack?

794
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,039
Get lost!

795
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,743
I don't know how to play

796
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:40,881
It's easy, King is the father

797
00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:42,322
Queen is the mother

798
00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:43,757
Jack is the son

799
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,395
There are other cards, from 2 to 10

800
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,333
And an ace

801
00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:53,398
What?

802
00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:56,799
You have pairs

803
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:58,135
3 of a kind

804
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,607
4 of a kind

805
00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,200
5 in a sequence is a "straight"

806
00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:02,904
5 in the same suit is a "flush"

807
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,412
They both beat 3 of a kind

808
00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:06,039
Straight beats 2 pairs

809
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:09,051
Straight flush is the winning hand,
understand?

810
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:09,983
I'm very smart

811
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,351
can you guess if I understand?

812
00:43:12,456 --> 00:43:14,185
Do you?

813
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:16,853
No

814
00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:19,859
Let's get started then

815
00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:41,577
I'll deal

816
00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:52,688
2 of the same is a pair

817
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,731
3 of a kind

818
00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:02,265
4 of a kind

819
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:03,670
I'll win for sure

820
00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:04,741
Do you have 5 of a kind?

821
00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:09,074
Yes, 4 plus you

822
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,279
4 fathers and 1 mother

823
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:14,146
What a mother!

824
00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:28,087
Straight flush is the highest hand

825
00:44:28,198 --> 00:44:30,894
Alternate flush is No. 2

826
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:33,726
What's alternate flush?

827
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,395
What is it?

828
00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:37,931
You don't know?

829
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:39,737
1,3,5,7,9 or 2,4,6,8,10

830
00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:41,367
That's alternate flush

831
00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:43,679
You lost

832
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,848
Are you sure?

833
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:47,348
I'm sure you have to pay

834
00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:48,975
come on!

835
00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:49,711
I don't like this

836
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,447
Play something I know

837
00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:53,750
I'm capping it at 40,000 taels

838
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:54,687
If you lose

839
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:57,090
You must give me yourjacket

840
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,452
What will it be?

841
00:44:58,562 --> 00:45:02,498
My specialty, of course! Women

842
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:15,837
Hurry...

843
00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:24,451
Look at the queue!

844
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,250
When I get up there,
I'll be too tired to fight

845
00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:28,551
You don't have to
if you don't want Princess Xiang

846
00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:29,557
If I win

847
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:31,992
I'll get your 40,000 taels

848
00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:33,726
That's how it'll be

849
00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:37,796
Get in line... one by one, don't push!

850
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:41,166
Single file...

851
00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:43,196
What?

852
00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:45,133
Yes

853
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:45,799
This way!

854
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,536
Excuse me!

855
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,371
You must line up to get in

856
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:51,345
Line up?

857
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:52,472
What's the big deal? I'll get in line

858
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:52,878
The line is too long

859
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:54,075
Song, get up there

860
00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:55,082
Hurry...

861
00:45:55,185 --> 00:45:56,345
Yes

862
00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:06,126
Hurry...

863
00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:10,231
I'm from Guangdong

864
00:46:10,334 --> 00:46:11,460
can I cut in?

865
00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:13,297
What are you saying?
I'm from Guangdong too

866
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:14,961
What a coincidence!

867
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:18,269
Step aside!

868
00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:19,970
What's taking so long?

869
00:46:20,077 --> 00:46:22,637
Just because you're big

870
00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:24,407
doesn't mean you can bully me

871
00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:26,782
I'm Big Guy

872
00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:29,512
I'm Giant

873
00:46:29,987 --> 00:46:31,079
This is ridiculous!

874
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:38,288
Don't be cocky

875
00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:40,420
I wouldn't dare call myself big

876
00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:43,022
Go to the end of the line

877
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,793
Where's Master Dou?

878
00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:49,531
The line is shorter over there

879
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,538
Thanks

880
00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:55,436
1,2,3,4

881
00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:57,671
Hurry, Master Dou

882
00:46:57,781 --> 00:46:59,078
We don't have to queue up

883
00:46:59,183 --> 00:47:01,947
Hurry...

884
00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:03,917
only 3 more

885
00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:05,818
Don't wait anymore, push...

886
00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:07,052
What are you doing?

887
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,715
We want in

888
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,090
This is the line for "chop chop"

889
00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:12,890
20 taels?

890
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,258
Master Dou, just 20 taels

891
00:47:14,364 --> 00:47:15,058
I'll pay 200

892
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,154
Alright

893
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:22,195
Get in, no need to queue up

894
00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:25,903
"Eunuch recruitment"

895
00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:27,777
It's done

896
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,545
come in...

897
00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:35,845
Thanks

898
00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:38,553
What kind of competition is this?

899
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:39,917
They aim for the crotch?

900
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:42,457
It's your turn

901
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:43,787
Alright

902
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:45,893
What is he saying?

903
00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:47,861
Who cares? I don't understand

904
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:51,298
Very well!

905
00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:53,935
Both of you together?

906
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,527
Come on...

907
00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:59,206
What is it? You need a check up

908
00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:00,037
I heard that

909
00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:00,973
He said we need a check up

910
00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,103
check up? Alright!

911
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,947
Come here...

912
00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:10,579
Raise your hands

913
00:48:10,687 --> 00:48:11,915
What are they doing?

914
00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:13,614
Check up, I guess

915
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,918
What a pain!

916
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:20,854
Everyone has second thoughts about this

917
00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:24,127
It's too late now

918
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,595
open the door

919
00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,230
Are you deaf?

920
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:35,641
Chop chop...

921
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:38,314
Sir

922
00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,650
I have a new invention

923
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,514
It's called the chopper

924
00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:44,177
I pull this lever

925
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:48,247
and chop chop

926
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:52,426
lt'll be so much easier

927
00:48:52,529 --> 00:48:54,793
Hurry up with your check up

928
00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:57,765
Tie their feet up

929
00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:00,799
Thanks

930
00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:02,165
Supervisor

931
00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:03,466
The guy died

932
00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:04,471
Sign here

933
00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:05,404
Another one?

934
00:49:05,509 --> 00:49:07,704
How did he die?

935
00:49:07,811 --> 00:49:08,709
From castration

936
00:49:08,812 --> 00:49:09,836
What?

937
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:12,548
This is not a check up

938
00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:14,310
They're trying to castrate us

939
00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,818
Do something, you idiot!

940
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,080
Too late

941
00:49:18,188 --> 00:49:20,918
You have to chop chop

942
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:25,221
How dare you!

943
00:49:25,329 --> 00:49:26,626
Fix him!

944
00:50:23,887 --> 00:50:25,115
Help, Master Dou

945
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:26,519
Run!

946
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:31,794
Come back!

947
00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:40,433
Nothing?

948
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:41,299
Nothing!

949
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:42,394
Che Zai was quick

950
00:50:42,506 --> 00:50:43,495
He moved everything

951
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:45,700
He conned us

952
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:48,141
and was afraid we'll come get him

953
00:50:49,479 --> 00:50:50,969
The jacket

954
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,011
Master Dou is pampered

955
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:58,212
and too cocky

956
00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:00,414
A trip to the castration room
is your penalty

957
00:51:00,524 --> 00:51:02,492
You're scared out of your wits

958
00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,526
Should you come back to get even

959
00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:06,391
You'll be furious

960
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,726
The jacket shows my apology

961
00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:11,665
Hope you'll enjoy it

962
00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:13,393
At least he has a conscience

963
00:51:13,503 --> 00:51:15,368
and left you the jacket

964
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,666
Try it on...

965
00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:17,899
Looks good

966
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:21,369
How do I look?

967
00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:22,172
Great!

968
00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:23,473
You look magnificent

969
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,569
When I go home

970
00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:25,443
Blinky will be jealous

971
00:51:25,549 --> 00:51:26,948
of how prestigious I am

972
00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:28,074
of course!

973
00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:31,918
You won't get away!

974
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:32,647
Arrest them

975
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:33,518
Yes, sir

976
00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:35,989
Arrest me? Kneel before my jacket!

977
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,993
You produced these fake jackets

978
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,221
That's high treason!

979
00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:40,591
We have been watching you

980
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:42,062
This is a fake?

981
00:51:42,165 --> 00:51:43,154
Don't play dumb!

982
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,632
They said che Zai sold them the jacket

983
00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:47,600
But you hang around with che Zai

984
00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:51,435
You must be his accomplice

985
00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:52,371
che Zai incriminated us

986
00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:53,841
Let's go

987
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,206
Arrest them!

988
00:52:06,723 --> 00:52:08,816
Thanks to his gun

989
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:11,223
or else we'd be dead

990
00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:13,888
That che Zai played us for fools

991
00:52:14,598 --> 00:52:16,657
We're no match for him

992
00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:17,357
Master Dou

993
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,298
Let's find the Master of Womanizers

994
00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:20,699
Ren Zhen-hao

995
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:21,702
Yes

996
00:52:42,192 --> 00:52:44,922
Do you think he knows Ren Zhen-hao?

997
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,592
Ask him

998
00:52:49,199 --> 00:52:52,430
Buddy...

999
00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:55,061
Hey, don't touch my ball

1000
00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:56,928
You sell balls?

1001
00:52:57,307 --> 00:52:59,104
If you are, I'll take them all

1002
00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:00,506
Go away if you don't know the game

1003
00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,542
Get out!

1004
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,813
What's there to know?
They are like marbles!

1005
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:04,846
No big deal!

1006
00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:06,882
What? Marbles?

1007
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:09,178
This is called snooker, you see?

1008
00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:11,044
Looks like marbles to me!

1009
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,354
Show me

1010
00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:28,002
Excellent!

1011
00:53:28,104 --> 00:53:30,231
Even I, Ren Zhen-hao's hat is off to you

1012
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,740
I've been looking for you, Ren Zhen-hao

1013
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,438
Was I involved with your sister?

1014
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,011
No, my name is Dou

1015
00:53:36,112 --> 00:53:37,044
I'm from Guangdong

1016
00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:38,774
I came here to challenge you

1017
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,442
I have taken on che Zai

1018
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:44,046
You want to challenge me now?

1019
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,883
Master Dou

1020
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,290
Dou

1021
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:51,792
At least show me what you can do

1022
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,590
Prove that you're worth my time

1023
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:55,028
That's easy!

1024
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,428
How about this one?

1025
00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:00,702
Song!

1026
00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:05,640
Try to take liberties with her

1027
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:06,674
I'll drive you away

1028
00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:09,677
We'll use the "damsel in distress" trick

1029
00:54:09,779 --> 00:54:12,247
Why am I always the bad guy?

1030
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,313
Miss? Are you alone?

1031
00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:21,981
Let me buy you tea

1032
00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:24,291
Don't be shy!

1033
00:54:24,394 --> 00:54:25,554
I'm not a stranger

1034
00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:28,187
I'm a friend you haven't met

1035
00:54:28,732 --> 00:54:29,721
Say something

1036
00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:31,858
Are you feeling alright?

1037
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,569
Be reasonable!

1038
00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:46,673
Miss!

1039
00:54:47,517 --> 00:54:48,506
Are you his accomplice?

1040
00:54:48,618 --> 00:54:50,176
Help me, Master Dou

1041
00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,118
can I borrow this?

1042
00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:56,214
Help yourself

1043
00:54:58,428 --> 00:54:59,326
Thanks

1044
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:05,657
Master Dou

1045
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:19,380
Miss...

1046
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,642
These 2 lechers

1047
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,547
raped my grandmother

1048
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,176
and wounded me

1049
00:55:24,287 --> 00:55:25,481
I'm a righteous man

1050
00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:27,385
I won't let them harm you

1051
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:29,287
They left me behind

1052
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:31,553
to die

1053
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:33,322
Master Dou...

1054
00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:34,419
Don't worry

1055
00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:37,022
I'll take care of you

1056
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,458
He's cheating

1057
00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:39,262
Asshole!

1058
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:40,836
Bye!

1059
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:45,538
He has one on us!

1060
00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,709
He is over there!

1061
00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:55,748
You played us for fools

1062
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,911
Take it easy, don't be angry

1063
00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,181
The trick you use

1064
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,381
only works on country folks

1065
00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:03,459
But it's no use here in the capital

1066
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,318
You knew she can fight, why her?

1067
00:56:06,429 --> 00:56:08,659
That's the way to defeat the opponent!

1068
00:56:08,765 --> 00:56:09,732
If you won't admit defeat

1069
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:10,663
We can have another go

1070
00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:11,995
Very well!

1071
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:15,936
That's a pretty dress!

1072
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:18,166
You think it's pretty?

1073
00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:19,400
I envy you

1074
00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:21,875
for having such a pretty dress

1075
00:56:21,978 --> 00:56:23,605
My Father

1076
00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:26,511
brought this back for me

1077
00:56:29,352 --> 00:56:31,183
You don't mean this one?

1078
00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:33,155
Her father is the Russian ambassador

1079
00:56:33,256 --> 00:56:36,248
Her name is Delonkotiva Galalenaslova

1080
00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:37,485
What?

1081
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:40,825
Delonkotiva Galalenslova

1082
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:42,222
What a name!

1083
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:43,560
Are you in?

1084
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,497
Of course! What's the bet?

1085
00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:46,762
We'll try something harder

1086
00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:48,963
Whoever gets her in bed first will win

1087
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,369
The stake is 2,000 taels of gold

1088
00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:51,531
You're on!

1089
00:56:59,883 --> 00:57:01,350
There's a ball at the embassy tonight

1090
00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:03,043
We must sneak inside

1091
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:04,518
to go near her

1092
00:57:04,621 --> 00:57:07,055
She's Russian, do you speak Russian?

1093
00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:09,819
Russian is mere mumble jumble

1094
00:57:24,974 --> 00:57:28,137
I'm chinese! Get lost!

1095
00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:32,742
What now?

1096
00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:38,284
I have an idea

1097
00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:07,071
Is he your friend?

1098
00:58:07,183 --> 00:58:09,083
I don't know

1099
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:02,827
Put it here!

1100
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:06,604
The dummy looks real!

1101
00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:08,142
What are they for?

1102
00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:09,643
My present to the ambassador

1103
00:59:09,746 --> 00:59:12,408
For me? They're pretty!

1104
00:59:12,515 --> 00:59:15,678
Indeed! They look quite real!

1105
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:17,218
This is fantastic

1106
00:59:20,156 --> 00:59:22,317
Thank you so much

1107
00:59:22,425 --> 00:59:25,087
Let's talk over there

1108
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:29,296
Asshole! He molested me

1109
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:31,060
Let me introduce you to my aunt

1110
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,395
This is...

1111
00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:33,332
Mai Song

1112
00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:35,131
Mr. Mai Song

1113
00:59:35,772 --> 00:59:38,138
You're handsome, Mr. Mai

1114
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,230
She's a special guest

1115
00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:40,775
a friend of the Queen's

1116
00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:42,344
How kind of Mr. Mai

1117
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:44,879
He sent me this lovely wax figure

1118
00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:47,882
You must help me look after him

1119
00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:53,754
Are you married, Mr. Mai?

1120
00:59:58,895 --> 01:00:01,363
It's hot, I'll take a bath

1121
01:00:01,464 --> 01:00:02,795
I'll join you

1122
01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:05,296
Naughty boy, come later

1123
01:00:05,401 --> 01:00:06,493
Bye

1124
01:00:12,809 --> 01:00:14,777
I'll be right back

1125
01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:26,680
This isn't very nice

1126
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:27,448
Don't worry!

1127
01:00:27,557 --> 01:00:29,525
How embarrassing!

1128
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,093
We're used to it

1129
01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:33,323
This wax figure is nice!

1130
01:00:33,429 --> 01:00:35,863
It looks so real!

1131
01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,160
With muscles too!

1132
01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:40,230
Stop it! You should feel me instead

1133
01:00:40,336 --> 01:00:41,633
But I want to feel him!

1134
01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:42,705
Bitch!

1135
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,069
How dare you hit me!

1136
01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:48,200
The world is full of men like you

1137
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:49,710
Jerks, assholes, bastards...

1138
01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:54,977
I'll kill you...

1139
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,746
Damn! I got beaten up for nothing!

1140
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,604
Is the bath ready?

1141
01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:24,839
Yes

1142
01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:32,050
This is lovely! Who sent it?

1143
01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:33,213
I don't know

1144
01:01:33,322 --> 01:01:34,880
Help me undress

1145
01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:21,496
Where did this come from?

1146
01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:24,128
Who is it?

1147
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,798
It's me!

1148
01:02:48,564 --> 01:02:50,088
Darling!

1149
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,724
I love you very very very much

1150
01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:53,733
You're lying!

1151
01:02:53,836 --> 01:02:56,396
They say you're a womanizer

1152
01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:58,502
I love you

1153
01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,768
Let's get married

1154
01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:02,169
I have to think about this

1155
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:03,404
If you won't

1156
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,003
I'll die for you! See?

1157
01:03:05,348 --> 01:03:10,012
Poison, a gun and a knife

1158
01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:12,451
Tricks!

1159
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,197
If you say no, I'll kill myself

1160
01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:25,290
I don't believe you

1161
01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:26,698
Watch me!

1162
01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:33,067
Watch what?

1163
01:03:33,176 --> 01:03:35,337
Will you stab yourself?

1164
01:03:35,444 --> 01:03:38,413
No, I'm shaving

1165
01:03:43,286 --> 01:03:44,480
coward!

1166
01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:45,212
What coward?

1167
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:47,084
I don't like blood and gore

1168
01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:50,122
I'll drink this poison

1169
01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,690
You kill yourself by drinking alcohol?

1170
01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:59,632
No, I'm cleaning the gun with it

1171
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:02,504
Then I'll shoot myself

1172
01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:03,902
Will you marry me?

1173
01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:09,137
- No...
- Don't mind me...

1174
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,707
I'm shot! I'm dying!

1175
01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:17,843
The gun is not loaded

1176
01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:25,625
You liar... get out!

1177
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,787
Get out! Now!

1178
01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:32,061
The wax figure is moving! Look!

1179
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:34,494
Stop lying! Get out!

1180
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,333
No, he's really moving...

1181
01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:38,703
Get out! Now!

1182
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:48,816
Master Dou

1183
01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:50,713
Where were you?

1184
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,086
I was looking for you

1185
01:04:53,189 --> 01:04:53,985
Excellent!

1186
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,650
Let's find a quiet place

1187
01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:57,748
oK?

1188
01:04:57,860 --> 01:04:58,849
Sure

1189
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:01,560
I have to pee, go on...

1190
01:05:01,664 --> 01:05:03,393
oK, but hurry

1191
01:05:06,435 --> 01:05:07,026
Song!

1192
01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:07,966
Master Dou

1193
01:05:09,305 --> 01:05:09,828
I found you!

1194
01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:11,770
Excellent!

1195
01:05:11,874 --> 01:05:12,465
You did it?

1196
01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:13,439
Not yet

1197
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,776
This is the ultimate invigorator

1198
01:05:16,879 --> 01:05:17,903
I forgot to give it to you

1199
01:05:18,014 --> 01:05:19,777
These foreigners are powerful in bed

1200
01:05:19,882 --> 01:05:22,612
Don't bring shame to the country

1201
01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:26,216
It's gone!

1202
01:05:26,322 --> 01:05:27,414
What now?

1203
01:05:27,523 --> 01:05:28,751
I'm still young, I don't need it

1204
01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,325
You figure something out

1205
01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:45,506
Hi, Mary! Tonight...

1206
01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:47,067
Hi

1207
01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:51,676
What's with him?

1208
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,442
I don't know

1209
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:02,686
Why is he like that?

1210
01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:10,726
Honey...

1211
01:06:13,202 --> 01:06:14,396
Broken...

1212
01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:29,412
Monster!

1213
01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:34,347
Help!

1214
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:40,525
Daddy!

1215
01:06:40,629 --> 01:06:43,120
What happened?

1216
01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,261
He... Daddy!

1217
01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:47,268
You posed as the wax figure!

1218
01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:48,769
You're dead!

1219
01:06:48,871 --> 01:06:50,304
He watched while I bathed

1220
01:06:50,406 --> 01:06:53,136
Lock him up!

1221
01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:55,233
Wait! Leave him alone!

1222
01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:56,936
He's with me!

1223
01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:59,310
He's with me, let him go!

1224
01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:00,780
Why are you doing this?

1225
01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:02,544
No reason

1226
01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:05,586
You may be the ambassador,
but I'm an aristocrat

1227
01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:08,680
I can have you dismissed if you disobey me

1228
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,088
He's my darling

1229
01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:11,750
Song, what happened?

1230
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,421
She raped me!

1231
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:15,929
What now?

1232
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,795
Darling, what shall we do?

1233
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,059
Arrest Ren Zhen-hao!

1234
01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:22,000
Yes, lock him up

1235
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:22,934
No!

1236
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:24,870
We'll call it even this time

1237
01:07:24,974 --> 01:07:27,534
What do you think, Master Dou?

1238
01:07:27,643 --> 01:07:29,838
I'll take you to 3 Hands

1239
01:07:29,945 --> 01:07:30,877
Fair enough

1240
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,292
I'll ask that old maid

1241
01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:50,189
She doesn't understand English!

1242
01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:51,493
Let me ask her!

1243
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:54,034
Old lady

1244
01:07:54,136 --> 01:07:55,569
Don't call me old lady

1245
01:07:55,671 --> 01:07:57,764
My name is Mary

1246
01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:58,532
Mary?

1247
01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:00,404
You don't know English?

1248
01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:03,535
Ok, I'll speak chinese

1249
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,841
What do you want?

1250
01:08:07,216 --> 01:08:08,843
We're looking for 3 Hands

1251
01:08:08,951 --> 01:08:10,578
can you fetch him for us?

1252
01:08:10,686 --> 01:08:13,348
My master!

1253
01:08:13,456 --> 01:08:15,048
You better go away

1254
01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:17,216
or you'll be sorry

1255
01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:18,224
We're here to challenge him

1256
01:08:18,327 --> 01:08:19,692
Go tell him now

1257
01:08:20,062 --> 01:08:21,359
You go find him

1258
01:08:21,464 --> 01:08:24,024
I don't want to get out half naked

1259
01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,964
Is he that incredible?

1260
01:08:26,335 --> 01:08:27,529
Go in!

1261
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,265
No eye see

1262
01:08:39,348 --> 01:08:40,940
Why is it empty?

1263
01:08:45,154 --> 01:08:46,178
Are you looking for me?

1264
01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:47,550
Are you 3 Hands?

1265
01:08:49,391 --> 01:08:51,484
Did I steal from you, kid?

1266
01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:54,188
This is Master Dou

1267
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:55,820
He wants to challenge you

1268
01:08:55,931 --> 01:08:57,990
He has taken on che Zai and myself

1269
01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:00,261
The score is 1 loss and 1 tie

1270
01:09:00,369 --> 01:09:02,837
Now it's your turn!

1271
01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:04,229
Turn to challenge me?

1272
01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:06,399
Sorry! Look!

1273
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,132
Who tied you up?

1274
01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:09,142
Who else but myself

1275
01:09:09,245 --> 01:09:10,644
can tie me up?

1276
01:09:10,746 --> 01:09:12,907
Why?

1277
01:09:13,282 --> 01:09:15,216
So that I'll stop stealing

1278
01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:16,917
Because I'm notorious

1279
01:09:17,019 --> 01:09:19,510
People are afraid of me

1280
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:23,091
Here comes 3 Hands

1281
01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:38,431
oh, 3 Hands! Bill please

1282
01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:41,968
Let's go!

1283
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,145
What's the matter? Do I have rashes?

1284
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,478
Why are they avoiding me?

1285
01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:50,847
Pork buns!

1286
01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:52,011
I'll take one!

1287
01:09:58,060 --> 01:09:59,254
Thanks

1288
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,400
I must kick this habit

1289
01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:07,628
When I get itchy

1290
01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:09,636
I'll even steal from myself

1291
01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:11,262
That's why there's nothing here

1292
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:12,169
You won't take me on?

1293
01:10:12,274 --> 01:10:15,107
I don't want to steal anymore

1294
01:10:15,477 --> 01:10:16,205
That's too bad!

1295
01:10:16,312 --> 01:10:17,574
I've taken them on

1296
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:18,942
If you refuse

1297
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,242
What should I do?

1298
01:10:20,349 --> 01:10:21,077
You better go

1299
01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:22,810
I really don't want to do it

1300
01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:24,715
Just this once?

1301
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,651
What do you want me to steal?

1302
01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:29,854
Where's my jade?

1303
01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:31,954
You mean this one?

1304
01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:34,354
It's in your blood!

1305
01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:36,124
You won't change

1306
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,460
Alright

1307
01:10:41,937 --> 01:10:42,995
Here's the deal

1308
01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:44,697
Steal this again in 3 days

1309
01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:46,101
Not 3 days

1310
01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:48,574
I'll get it before the cock crows tomorrow

1311
01:10:48,677 --> 01:10:50,406
We're staying at the Russian embassy

1312
01:10:50,512 --> 01:10:52,503
If you get it before the cock's crow

1313
01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:54,310
The jade is yours

1314
01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:55,815
If I fail

1315
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:57,715
I'll give you my house

1316
01:10:57,820 --> 01:10:59,549
and my maid Mary

1317
01:10:59,655 --> 01:11:00,383
You can take her as well

1318
01:11:00,489 --> 01:11:02,218
No, you can keep her

1319
01:11:02,324 --> 01:11:03,552
Let's go

1320
01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:11,691
How much did you lose?

1321
01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:13,065
We're too smart for that!

1322
01:11:13,168 --> 01:11:14,897
We didn't lose anything

1323
01:11:15,004 --> 01:11:17,370
No? Look again!

1324
01:11:20,075 --> 01:11:21,474
Good evening!

1325
01:11:24,246 --> 01:11:27,511
Dou is in the Russian embassy

1326
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,108
We'll get him tonight

1327
01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:31,214
Master!

1328
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,651
Don't worry!

1329
01:11:32,755 --> 01:11:35,883
He knows the Bell defense

1330
01:11:35,991 --> 01:11:37,356
He'll know what to do!

1331
01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:40,253
Go on rounds!

1332
01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:42,853
Arrest anyone who's suspicious looking

1333
01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:45,297
and bring him to me

1334
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:49,096
Darling, let's go back to our room

1335
01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:50,466
No

1336
01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:52,472
But I want to

1337
01:11:52,574 --> 01:11:53,836
You go on

1338
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,239
I'll check on Master Dou

1339
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,276
Hurry!

1340
01:11:56,378 --> 01:11:57,640
Alright!

1341
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,377
Why didn't you lock the door?

1342
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:02,472
Look!

1343
01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:05,842
There are so many!

1344
01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:07,114
There are over 50

1345
01:12:07,222 --> 01:12:08,450
And more over there

1346
01:12:08,557 --> 01:12:10,616
He'll never know which one is real

1347
01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:12,318
I put all the guards on duty

1348
01:12:12,428 --> 01:12:13,292
Be on the alert!

1349
01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:14,521
I will

1350
01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:51,356
It's a mirror

1351
01:14:06,909 --> 01:14:08,308
It's a mirror

1352
01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:42,500
How come I'm wearing glasses?

1353
01:15:09,872 --> 01:15:10,998
Bell Defense?

1354
01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:45,631
Be careful!

1355
01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:47,174
Say the password when you come back!

1356
01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:48,800
Damn! I forgot

1357
01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:49,673
Abacadabra

1358
01:15:49,778 --> 01:15:50,506
Minimaniminimanimo

1359
01:15:50,612 --> 01:15:52,102
open sesame!

1360
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:54,409
Open sesame? Alright!

1361
01:15:54,516 --> 01:15:55,380
Be careful!

1362
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:56,610
I will

1363
01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:04,158
Back already?

1364
01:16:04,259 --> 01:16:05,521
He must have forgotten something!

1365
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,725
He has a terrible memory

1366
01:16:07,829 --> 01:16:08,887
Ask for the password

1367
01:16:08,997 --> 01:16:09,895
Password?

1368
01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:12,830
Abacadabra

1369
01:16:12,935 --> 01:16:15,130
Manimin...

1370
01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:16,067
Wrong!

1371
01:16:16,171 --> 01:16:17,138
Wrong?

1372
01:16:18,006 --> 01:16:19,837
Minimini...

1373
01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:20,772
Wrong!

1374
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:24,576
Manimani...

1375
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:25,271
Wrong!

1376
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:25,869
Manimini...

1377
01:16:25,981 --> 01:16:26,470
Wrong

1378
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,743
Wrong again? Damn!

1379
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,477
He's swearing!

1380
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,645
It doesn't sound like Song

1381
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,517
Must be 3 Hands

1382
01:16:34,623 --> 01:16:36,488
Save your breath, 3 Hands

1383
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:37,854
We're not opening the door

1384
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,427
We'll only do it for your mother!

1385
01:16:39,528 --> 01:16:42,520
Come out...

1386
01:16:42,631 --> 01:16:49,036
We spotted 3 Hands! Come out...

1387
01:16:49,137 --> 01:16:49,831
Where?

1388
01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:53,339
He's in the garden! After him...

1389
01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:58,405
3 Hands is under arrest

1390
01:16:58,513 --> 01:16:59,980
He stole our pants yesterday

1391
01:17:00,082 --> 01:17:01,947
We must give him a good fix

1392
01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:06,316
Where is 3 Hands?

1393
01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:09,751
Damn! It's a trap!

1394
01:17:15,063 --> 01:17:16,530
So many!

1395
01:17:23,205 --> 01:17:24,536
Who are you?

1396
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,733
I'm here to kill you

1397
01:17:40,522 --> 01:17:41,716
come and help me!

1398
01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:42,949
Me?

1399
01:17:43,058 --> 01:17:43,581
Hurry!

1400
01:17:43,692 --> 01:17:44,659
Alright!

1401
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:46,517
Good move!

1402
01:17:46,628 --> 01:17:48,118
That's what I do best!

1403
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:54,161
Good move!

1404
01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:55,236
Here he comes again!

1405
01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:02,570
Open up!

1406
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,077
I don't have time for you

1407
01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:07,679
Now we don't need your help!

1408
01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:08,982
Give us a hand!

1409
01:18:09,084 --> 01:18:10,278
Give me the jade first

1410
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,615
If I'm dead

1411
01:18:13,722 --> 01:18:14,586
The jade is useless!

1412
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:15,657
What now?

1413
01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,691
Attack him from below

1414
01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:27,063
oK

1415
01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:33,240
Attack him from below

1416
01:18:37,813 --> 01:18:39,747
That's a heavy blow!

1417
01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:44,411
I'm dead

1418
01:18:44,519 --> 01:18:45,383
I can't hold you

1419
01:18:45,487 --> 01:18:46,613
Here he comes again!

1420
01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:07,003
Jade!

1421
01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:10,807
Stop it! There's plenty

1422
01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:20,119
Without his glasses

1423
01:19:20,222 --> 01:19:21,883
he's blind as a bat

1424
01:19:23,225 --> 01:19:24,089
catch!

1425
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:26,422
Catch!

1426
01:19:27,329 --> 01:19:28,694
Over here!

1427
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:32,965
Where's my glasses?

1428
01:19:33,368 --> 01:19:34,266
What is it?

1429
01:19:34,369 --> 01:19:35,859
He tried to kill me

1430
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:37,564
Who are you?

1431
01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,173
4-Eyes

1432
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:42,106
Just because you broke my glasses

1433
01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:44,201
doesn't mean you can beat me

1434
01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:46,177
I practiced Iron Shirt for 10 years

1435
01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:47,771
Bell Defense for 20 years

1436
01:19:47,883 --> 01:19:49,407
and Virgin kung fu for 30 years

1437
01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:52,419
No weapon on earth can beat me

1438
01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,957
What? Nothing can beat you?

1439
01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:07,695
Thank goodness for this gun

1440
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:10,135
I'll only practice shooting from now on

1441
01:20:10,238 --> 01:20:11,432
Don't go!

1442
01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:13,267
What about him?

1443
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,069
Take him to the back room

1444
01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:15,666
Find out who sent him

1445
01:20:19,114 --> 01:20:21,514
Start talking! Who hired you?

1446
01:20:21,616 --> 01:20:24,414
I have integrity and loyalty

1447
01:20:24,519 --> 01:20:26,612
I have ambition and bad breath

1448
01:20:32,527 --> 01:20:33,653
It stinks!

1449
01:20:34,262 --> 01:20:37,629
Bad breath?

1450
01:20:37,732 --> 01:20:42,396
Really? Let's see

1451
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,434
You feet stink!

1452
01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:48,372
Talk!

1453
01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:49,773
I'd rather die

1454
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:51,808
A tough guy?

1455
01:20:51,913 --> 01:20:52,902
He won't talk!

1456
01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:54,709
My darling

1457
01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:56,647
taught me Russian roulette

1458
01:20:56,751 --> 01:20:58,514
Let's play that

1459
01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:00,383
Using a gun?

1460
01:21:00,488 --> 01:21:01,614
It's empty

1461
01:21:01,723 --> 01:21:03,452
This gun carries 6 bullets

1462
01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:06,322
I'll load 1 bullet

1463
01:21:06,428 --> 01:21:09,989
And we'll take turns and try our luck

1464
01:21:10,098 --> 01:21:12,089
He hit me

1465
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,167
I want to add a bullet

1466
01:21:13,268 --> 01:21:15,099
Sure!

1467
01:21:15,203 --> 01:21:16,465
I want another one

1468
01:21:16,571 --> 01:21:17,503
No problem

1469
01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:19,096
Look at my bruises

1470
01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:21,573
I want one more

1471
01:21:21,943 --> 01:21:23,968
Me too

1472
01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:26,104
That makes 5 bullets

1473
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:27,442
Right!

1474
01:21:27,949 --> 01:21:30,543
Well? I'll go first

1475
01:21:33,121 --> 01:21:36,420
I'm fine. You're next!

1476
01:21:36,791 --> 01:21:39,225
6 minus 1 is 5

1477
01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,090
I'm dead!

1478
01:21:41,196 --> 01:21:42,356
So be it!

1479
01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:44,022
Speak up!

1480
01:21:44,332 --> 01:21:48,564
Your uncle hired my brother

1481
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:51,400
3-Eyes to kill you

1482
01:21:51,506 --> 01:21:52,973
My uncle?

1483
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:54,371
Now I remember

1484
01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:55,875
When we were ambushed at the pier

1485
01:21:55,977 --> 01:21:57,001
He was there!

1486
01:21:57,112 --> 01:21:58,704
I thought you arranged it

1487
01:21:58,813 --> 01:21:59,871
of course not

1488
01:21:59,981 --> 01:22:01,642
But I dare not say anything

1489
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,378
can't believe he's so heartless!

1490
01:22:04,486 --> 01:22:06,886
I'll ask my darling to send in the troops

1491
01:22:07,489 --> 01:22:09,218
I have no business here. Bye!

1492
01:22:09,524 --> 01:22:12,152
Wait... what about our bet?

1493
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:13,249
That's right

1494
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,460
Time is up, you lose!

1495
01:22:21,569 --> 01:22:23,036
Where is the jade?

1496
01:22:23,138 --> 01:22:25,368
Right here!

1497
01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:33,446
Master Dou, I think you lost

1498
01:22:33,548 --> 01:22:34,742
Why?

1499
01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:35,907
Mary!

1500
01:22:40,889 --> 01:22:43,084
It was me

1501
01:22:43,191 --> 01:22:44,453
It was you?

1502
01:22:45,527 --> 01:22:46,960
The cock is still asleep

1503
01:22:47,062 --> 01:22:49,326
Even I must admit defeat

1504
01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:50,921
No discord, no concord

1505
01:22:51,032 --> 01:22:52,522
We can become sworn brothers

1506
01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:53,726
Very well, I'm the oldest

1507
01:22:53,835 --> 01:22:55,302
We're the same age

1508
01:22:55,403 --> 01:22:56,370
That makes me...

1509
01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,530
The youngest

1510
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,732
Wait!

1511
01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:01,502
First, we must arrest your uncle

1512
01:23:01,609 --> 01:23:03,167
and 3-Eyes

1513
01:23:04,045 --> 01:23:07,446
Step aside...

1514
01:23:13,388 --> 01:23:15,083
Where are they now?

1515
01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:16,919
I don't know

1516
01:23:17,025 --> 01:23:18,390
Take him away!

1517
01:23:19,794 --> 01:23:23,127
That's not fair...

1518
01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:34,831
You must be 3-Eyes

1519
01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:36,069
Take him away!

1520
01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:25,857
Be good after you get married

1521
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,485
The fat lady will bear you a son

1522
01:24:28,797 --> 01:24:30,162
Stop kidding around

1523
01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:34,402
Master Dou

1524
01:24:34,502 --> 01:24:35,833
What?

1525
01:24:35,937 --> 01:24:37,234
Your blasted uncle is in jail

1526
01:24:37,338 --> 01:24:38,566
What are you thinking?

1527
01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:40,004
Nothing

1528
01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:43,377
You have the Fat Lady

1529
01:24:43,478 --> 01:24:44,467
and he came up empty-handed

1530
01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:46,274
That's why he's not happy

1531
01:24:46,381 --> 01:24:47,439
No wonder he looks dispirited

1532
01:24:47,549 --> 01:24:48,880
You didn't do any better

1533
01:24:49,384 --> 01:24:51,579
I'm already out of the competition

1534
01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:52,880
yet you still can't score

1535
01:24:52,987 --> 01:24:53,681
I don't want to marry a blonde

1536
01:24:53,788 --> 01:24:56,416
and scare my poor mother to death

1537
01:25:00,428 --> 01:25:01,895
Why is he so narrow minded?

1538
01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:03,088
You know he can't take it

1539
01:25:03,198 --> 01:25:04,790
Why must you irritate him?

1540
01:25:08,036 --> 01:25:10,971
Song is so lucky to have a wife

1541
01:25:11,072 --> 01:25:12,801
I have to go home empty-handed

1542
01:25:12,907 --> 01:25:14,966
I'll find someone tonight

1543
01:25:16,244 --> 01:25:19,236
Dou, I'll wait for you in the dungeon

1544
01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:21,143
I thought she didn't want me

1545
01:25:21,249 --> 01:25:22,841
but she's secretly in love with me

1546
01:25:33,661 --> 01:25:41,796
Lena...

1547
01:25:42,637 --> 01:25:44,605
Dou...

1548
01:25:44,706 --> 01:25:47,140
Don't be mad, come out!

1549
01:25:47,242 --> 01:25:48,937
Look!

1550
01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:51,403
He has a rendezvous!

1551
01:25:51,779 --> 01:25:53,940
And you thought he failed!

1552
01:25:54,048 --> 01:25:55,879
Let's spy on him in the dungeon

1553
01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:56,348
Yes!

1554
01:25:56,451 --> 01:25:57,577
Sure!

1555
01:25:58,186 --> 01:26:04,648
Lena...

1556
01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:10,020
Maybe she'd be getting impatient!

1557
01:26:15,403 --> 01:26:18,133
She must be naked now!

1558
01:26:19,941 --> 01:26:21,067
Lena

1559
01:26:28,816 --> 01:26:31,876
This is not hers!

1560
01:26:31,986 --> 01:26:33,419
I don't understand

1561
01:26:34,989 --> 01:26:36,013
What don't you understand?

1562
01:26:36,124 --> 01:26:37,523
That's mine!

1563
01:26:37,992 --> 01:26:39,118
Who are you?

1564
01:26:39,227 --> 01:26:40,922
You sent people after me!

1565
01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,291
You're 3-Eyes?

1566
01:26:42,397 --> 01:26:43,489
My uncle is already in jail

1567
01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:44,792
You don't have to kill me

1568
01:26:44,899 --> 01:26:45,957
I have my rules

1569
01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,659
I must complete my mission

1570
01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,737
Nothing else matters

1571
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:28,933
Look!

1572
01:27:30,445 --> 01:27:31,469
How sexy!

1573
01:27:31,579 --> 01:27:33,103
We definitely must take a look

1574
01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:39,482
I can't stand this

1575
01:27:39,587 --> 01:27:41,077
How incredible!

1576
01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:42,480
Hard to believe

1577
01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:45,388
She's so skinny yet so powerful!

1578
01:27:45,493 --> 01:27:47,461
It's Master Dou's first time!

1579
01:27:47,562 --> 01:27:49,291
No wonder he's screaming

1580
01:27:49,897 --> 01:27:51,091
Do you need help?

1581
01:27:51,199 --> 01:27:53,394
Yes, come in!

1582
01:27:53,501 --> 01:27:54,798
We're his friends, we must help

1583
01:27:54,902 --> 01:27:56,460
I'll have to force myself

1584
01:27:56,571 --> 01:27:58,198
Watch my chinese kung fu

1585
01:27:58,306 --> 01:28:00,103
against a foreigner

1586
01:28:03,177 --> 01:28:05,611
What? Both of them can't handle her?

1587
01:28:05,713 --> 01:28:07,203
No way!

1588
01:28:07,315 --> 01:28:09,840
Help! She's too much

1589
01:28:10,752 --> 01:28:11,810
Help!

1590
01:28:13,554 --> 01:28:15,317
It doesn't look right,
go in and take a look

1591
01:28:15,423 --> 01:28:18,984
Master Dou...

1592
01:28:19,961 --> 01:28:21,622
Help!

1593
01:28:25,733 --> 01:28:28,964
Stop this thing!

1594
01:28:29,070 --> 01:28:31,971
Master Dou...

1595
01:29:06,874 --> 01:29:08,705
This is fun

1596
01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:16,440
Help me fight him!

1597
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,767
I'm sorry, it's none of my business

1598
01:29:42,877 --> 01:29:44,538
Whose business is it then?

1599
01:29:44,645 --> 01:29:46,636
The chain!

1600
01:29:56,824 --> 01:29:58,416
I'll kill you...

1601
01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:15,363
Smart move!

1602
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:16,994
Don't worry, I'm here

1603
01:31:17,104 --> 01:31:17,695
Beat him!

1604
01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:18,703
Yes

1605
01:31:23,177 --> 01:31:25,145
Well? Does it hurt?

1606
01:31:26,581 --> 01:31:27,570
Well?

1607
01:31:27,682 --> 01:31:28,512
I can't see

1608
01:31:28,616 --> 01:31:29,947
We'll help you

1609
01:31:30,051 --> 01:31:30,949
oK

1610
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:34,948
Ram him... kick...

1611
01:31:35,590 --> 01:31:38,684
Both fists... all the way

1612
01:31:41,829 --> 01:31:42,761
I got you

1613
01:31:42,864 --> 01:31:44,058
You hit me on the small of the back!

1614
01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:45,291
Shut up, here he comes!

1615
01:32:11,592 --> 01:32:15,050
Left... right! I'll use my head

1616
01:32:25,273 --> 01:32:27,434
Here I come!

1617
01:32:38,452 --> 01:32:41,012
He's dead! Get off!

1618
01:32:42,790 --> 01:32:45,350
Why do I keep stepping on this ball?

1619
01:32:46,093 --> 01:32:47,720
I can't get up, help me!

1620
01:32:47,828 --> 01:32:49,261
Come on...

1621
01:32:50,731 --> 01:32:51,857
He's quite incredible

1622
01:32:51,966 --> 01:32:53,456
Luckily I have the armor

1623
01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:54,500
Help...

1624
01:32:54,602 --> 01:32:57,469
Lena, are you alright?

1625
01:32:57,572 --> 01:33:00,871
I'm naked... hurry!

1626
01:33:07,214 --> 01:33:09,079
So heavy...

1627
01:33:10,351 --> 01:33:12,148
It doesn't look right!

1628
01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:13,345
Let's go inside

1629
01:33:13,454 --> 01:33:14,751
Not in this armor

1630
01:33:14,855 --> 01:33:15,583
I can't walk

1631
01:33:15,690 --> 01:33:16,748
I'm not interested

1632
01:33:16,857 --> 01:33:18,586
Help me take it off

1633
01:33:27,768 --> 01:33:30,236
"Peace and Prosperity"

1634
01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:37,109
I'm making you wear chinese attire

1635
01:33:37,211 --> 01:33:38,838
because I don't want to scare my Mother

1636
01:33:38,946 --> 01:33:40,106
When you see her

1637
01:33:40,214 --> 01:33:41,738
Just address her as 'Mother', understand?

1638
01:33:41,849 --> 01:33:43,146
Mother

1639
01:33:48,089 --> 01:33:51,650
Dou! My precious son!