1
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Since the Goddess had
destroyed the demons Chan and Mun..

2
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- She began to be called..
- Goddess Chamunda.

3
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Nice. Very nice.

4
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Very good story.

5
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Anybody else wants to tell a story?

6
00:02:01,334 --> 00:02:04,501
Or should we go for dinner?
How much more time will it take?

7
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Another twenty minutes.

8
00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,167
- Miss.. - Yes Jackie, Chakki

9
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We have a story.

10
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Okay Jackie,
Chakki, begin your story.

11
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Jackie, Chakki, is it a ghost story?

12
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No, we are going to tell the
story of the elders in our house.

13
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<i>Oh my God'. That means
a story about Hausa...</i>

14
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...Praful, Babuji,
Jayshree and Himanshu.

15
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So, in a way it is a ghost story.

16
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Once, when God came for
distributing wisdom..

17
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Some people weren't at home and
so weren't blessed with wisdom.

18
00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,501
But, when He came by our place..

19
00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:54,334
The elders were indeed present..

20
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But still..

21
00:02:56,167 --> 00:02:58,251
Grown-ups are grown-ups!

22
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- Jayshree..

23
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<i>'</i> Yes!

24
00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:21,001
Hey Jayshree..

25
00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,917
Yes, Babuji..

26
00:03:23,501 --> 00:03:26,501
Are you getting some tea for me
or should I order from outside?

27
00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:29,001
Oh God! Be patient.

28
00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:31,834
Mr. Grumbles!

29
00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:33,917
- Jayshree - Coming.

30
00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:37,251
Here is your tea.

31
00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:41,501
Today you also get
breakfast with your tea.. upma.

32
00:03:42,084 --> 00:03:43,501
Why is that?

33
00:03:43,584 --> 00:03:46,584
The maid called in sick.
I had to give it to someone!

34
00:03:47,501 --> 00:03:49,084
Even the beggar didn't show up!

35
00:03:49,251 --> 00:03:52,834
Hello Jayshree here,
I've got bad news.

36
00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,667
The maid has not turned up today.

37
00:03:55,251 --> 00:03:57,084
The utensils are
dirty in the kitchen.

38
00:03:57,917 --> 00:03:59,417
There is no one who
can clean up, is there?

39
00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:03,001
The kids are at school, studying!

40
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They even stand first in class.

41
00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:07,751
Jayshree!

42
00:04:08,084 --> 00:04:10,667
I will call you later,
Babuji is calling.

43
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,834
Jayshree!

44
00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:13,001
Yes, he is still alive.

45
00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,001
What is it?

46
00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:17,001
Jayshree this
breakfast tastes weird.

47
00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:22,334
I was in a hurry and the
dish slipped onto the floor.

48
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So?

49
00:04:23,751 --> 00:04:28,167
I told Praful that the
breakfast is on the floor.

50
00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,834
And I asked him to
put it back into..

51
00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:31,251
...the dish and mop
the floor with phenyl.

52
00:04:32,084 --> 00:04:34,334
But he mopped the
floor with some phenyl..

53
00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:35,834
And then, put the dish
back into your plate.

54
00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:37,917
How is it?

55
00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:41,001
Horrible! Disgusting!
This dish is unfit to eat.

56
00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:45,001
I meant phenyl! How
does the phenyl taste?

57
00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:49,334
I stole a pack from the
supermarket the other day.

58
00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:53,084
Jayshree, phenyl is as
good as poison. What if I die?

59
00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,834
No, Babuji, not today.

60
00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,917
The maid hasn't come in today
and the kids have their exams.

61
00:04:58,001 --> 00:05:01,584
But.. - Just hold on till the
vacations. I'll help you myself.

62
00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:05,334
Finally, the maid is here.

63
00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:06,751
- But.. - Here, hold this.

64
00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:09,334
Just a minute, Vasanti.

65
00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:10,501
Praful, save me..

66
00:05:22,001 --> 00:05:23,667
Hey! Switch off the light.

67
00:05:41,334 --> 00:05:42,417
Who are you?

68
00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:45,667
I am God, the Lord of wisdom.

69
00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,917
I'm here to bless you with wisdom.

70
00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:50,834
I thought my maid
had finally arrived.

71
00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,084
There's some guy here,
who says his name is God.

72
00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,001
Move aside.

73
00:05:56,084 --> 00:05:58,667
Hey.. listen to me.

74
00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,667
I need to look for the maid.

75
00:06:01,001 --> 00:06:03,501
Can you take me to Ghatkopar?

76
00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:05,584
With pleasure.
- Lord. Lord.

77
00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:10,251
Bless you. - Bless me with
goodness. Bless me with wisdom.

78
00:06:10,334 --> 00:06:12,667
Charioteer, you won't
find parking in Ghatkopar.

79
00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:15,167
Please come in..

80
00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:18,834
Hansa.. Praful.. please come in.

81
00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:21,334
Please, have a seat.

82
00:06:22,501 --> 00:06:25,251
Make yourself comfortable.

83
00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:32,667
Hansa, Himanshu, Praful..

84
00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,167
Where have all of you disappeared?

85
00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:40,501
I'm here.

86
00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:48,084
This is my eldest son, Praful.

87
00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,334
I am Praful.

88
00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,167
My name is Praful.

89
00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:57,834
When people call out,
'Praful', I answer.

90
00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,084
These lips answer.

91
00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,584
That's enough.

92
00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:02,917
Where is Hansa?

93
00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:06,667
Babuji, allow me.
I'll call out to her.

94
00:07:08,251 --> 00:07:09,334
Hansa!

95
00:07:11,251 --> 00:07:12,334
Hansa!

96
00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:16,834
What is it Praful? What is?

97
00:07:23,334 --> 00:07:25,917
My Hansa.. she is
coming because I called her.

98
00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,834
I'm so tired!

99
00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:36,667
This is my daughter-in-law, Hansa.

100
00:07:36,751 --> 00:07:39,834
Hello, how are? Eat
something before you leave.

101
00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,834
What is this? "Eat
something before you leave?"'

102
00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,834
Why don't you start
by asking about water?

103
00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:48,751
What time do you get
water at your place?

104
00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:52,917
I meant, water to drink.

105
00:07:53,001 --> 00:07:55,167
Why just water?

106
00:07:58,001 --> 00:08:00,251
What Babuji?!

107
00:08:05,584 --> 00:08:06,917
Have some of this.

108
00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,667
I've just prepared it.

109
00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:23,917
It's delicious.

110
00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:25,834
What is this made of?

111
00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:27,834
You do know the baby-soft
cheeks of women, don't you?

112
00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:31,251
From milk-cream just
as soft as the cheeks.

113
00:08:33,501 --> 00:08:35,251
He is Hansa's brother?

114
00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:37,251
Yes, Himanshu!

115
00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:39,917
And I am God.

116
00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,917
- Oh, what is it that you do?

117
00:08:43,584 --> 00:08:46,251
God, in whose honour
temples are built.

118
00:08:46,501 --> 00:08:47,584
Rajnikanth?

119
00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:50,251
The legendary actor?

120
00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:52,917
No, God, the Almighty.

121
00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:55,417
I'm here to distribute wisdom.

122
00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,251
Oh you mean, the Almighty?

123
00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:59,417
You mean the God? The one up there?

124
00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:00,584
Of course!

125
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:04,084
Why else would I be
dressed up like this?

126
00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:06,626
Not necessarily.

127
00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:09,917
Perhaps you're participating
in a fancy dress competition..

128
00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:11,251
And you are competing as God.

129
00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,834
We participate every year.

130
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,501
I was a teacher last year.

131
00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,084
Now watch me.

132
00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,251
Is she a teacher?

133
00:09:33,251 --> 00:09:34,584
Then, why isn't she teaching?

134
00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:36,417
Because right now she is at home.

135
00:09:38,584 --> 00:09:40,751
A teacher teaches in school,
not at home.

136
00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:43,834
You don't expect her
to say B for Biryani..

137
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,917
...D for Dhokla, G
for Masala all day..

138
00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:47,834
M for Masala.

139
00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,584
I meant Garam Masala.

140
00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:53,667
You pretended to be
a teacher at home?

141
00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:56,167
Did the audience get that?

142
00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:58,834
Yes, and that's why
we won first place.

143
00:09:59,501 --> 00:10:02,167
First prize? What did you do?

144
00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,084
Himanshu was dal.

145
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:12,417
Superb! He's dal.

146
00:10:12,501 --> 00:10:13,584
You call this dal?

147
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,834
Yes, dal on the floor.
And look at father.

148
00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:21,084
He was the vessel.

149
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:22,667
But he is still on top.

150
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,417
Because only dal fell down,
the vessel didn't.

151
00:10:27,751 --> 00:10:28,792
Second prize...

152
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:31,917
Oh, can you..

153
00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:36,834
Hold on, have a look at
what Praful pretended to be.

154
00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:39,667
Praful..

155
00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:49,167
What is that?

156
00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:51,501
Taj Mahal. I was the Taj Mahal

157
00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:54,334
Just a second..

158
00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:55,667
Come.

159
00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:59,834
I got that you were a teacher,
he was the dal and he the vessel.

160
00:11:00,584 --> 00:11:01,834
But you?

161
00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:05,417
You don't look like the Taj Mahal.

162
00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:09,501
Praful became the Taj Mahal
during the Mahabharat period.

163
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:13,251
But the Taj Mahal
wasn't built then.

164
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,917
And that's precisely why I
don't look like the Taj Mahal.

165
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:18,917
Please use your common sense.

166
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,834
And he said he is
distributing wisdom!

167
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:28,834
Who designated you as God?

168
00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:41,001
It is said that no one
can obstruct God's work.

169
00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:44,251
But when it comes to our family,
God is also helpless.

170
00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:47,251
Here's another story.

171
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:50,667
It's called 'A
Pointless Love Story'.

172
00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:53,834
The story begins on a dark night,..

173
00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:58,417
...when the elders went
to Chakku Singh's house.

174
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:05,251
Jayshree! Jayshree! Jayshree!

175
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:09,001
Babuji, what happened?
Why are you yelling?

176
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:12,584
Look at this.

177
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,084
- This is Chakku Singh. - Now what?

178
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:22,334
Oh, Babuji!
Himanshu will be accused..

179
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,417
...of murder instead of robbery.

180
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,167
Life imprisonment, that's it.

181
00:12:27,251 --> 00:12:30,251
Your Honour, the
accused in the witness box..

182
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,417
May be acting like a fool, but
he is a cold blooded killer.

183
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:37,001
He tried to kill Chakku Singh
Ahluwalia with a knife and..

184
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,167
I shall prove this.

185
00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:43,251
Himanshu was accused of murder?

186
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,167
Yet he was happy about it?

187
00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:49,001
- But who is Chakku Singh?
- He is the one..

188
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,084
Why are you revealing the climax?

189
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,334
- It's okay. - Silence!

190
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:56,251
Just forget about Chakku Singh..

191
00:12:56,417 --> 00:13:00,334
- The story begins with an
inauspicious phone call.

192
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:06,834
Babuji, push it hard or
else the movie will end here.

193
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,001
The movie in the
theatre will begin.

194
00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:12,417
You eat food enough for
two people, don't you?

195
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,251
Mummy, mummy, phone!

196
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:17,834
Very good, Chakki..

197
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:22,834
Tell me, what is this? What is?

198
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:27,667
Hansa, what she meant is
there is call for you.

199
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:29,917
Hello..

200
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,667
Jayshree.. Hold the phone, Jackie.

201
00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:33,834
Hansa!

202
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:37,834
Hansa, there's bad news. Your
father is counting last breaths.

203
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,501
Oh! Whose breaths?

204
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:41,251
His own!

205
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,167
He wants to see you and Himanshu.

206
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,834
Mummy, the call got
through uncle Himanshu.

207
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,334
Got through Himanshu?
What went through him?

208
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:50,501
I hope he is alright.

209
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:55,334
It's just a string
of bad news today.

210
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,667
Think positive Hansa,
think positive.

211
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,834
Hello Himanshu, head to your
dad's place as soon as possible.

212
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,501
He has started dying.

213
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,251
I'll be there as soon
as I sell these tickets.

214
00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:09,834
Father, you're dying too soon..

215
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:14,084
...what is your age?

216
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:16,251
Well, I don't know, Himanshu.

217
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,001
Brother Chandrakant.

218
00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:30,834
Praful..

219
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:35,834
Hansa, my dear, please don't cry.

220
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,334
Okay.

221
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:42,834
Everyone has to go, and
it could happen anytime.

222
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:49,084
Yes, Praful went about
five-six times last night.

223
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:53,001
That's because it was
very cold last night.

224
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:58,834
Hansa, Praful, he isn't
talking about going to the loo.

225
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,584
Chandrakant..

226
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,834
You can leave your
worries behind with me.

227
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:11,001
I am only worried about Himanshu.

228
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,751
Father.. what's happening?!

229
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:15,084
Father!

230
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:18,334
Now, who'll dance at my wedding?

231
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,084
We will dance, Himanshu.

232
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:27,167
Moreover, father does know how to dance?

233
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:32,001
He embarrassed himself with his
dance, at the Navratri festival.

234
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:36,834
Hansa please.. he
wants to say something.

235
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,001
Go on.

236
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:44,001
My dear, I don't
think I'm a bad dancer.

237
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,584
And those dance steps..

238
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:51,417
The bright lights
in the night sky..

239
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,917
Here we go!

240
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:54,417
- Quiet! - Why?

241
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:57,667
Are you telling us
your last wish or not?

242
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,001
Quickly!

243
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:07,834
Tulsidas,
you know my son Himanshu..

244
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:15,334
...is a very straight forward,
handsome and cultured boy..

245
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:18,834
Praful, what do
you mean by cultured?

246
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,167
Hansa, cultured..

247
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,751
You know Murali, the
coconut seller, don't you?

248
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,834
When he gets tired
climbing the coconut tree..

249
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,917
His mother, Chelamma, tells him..

250
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:31,001
"Son, you are tired now."

251
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:34,001
She says, "kal
chadh" [climb tomorrow].

252
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:38,001
Oh.. climb tomorrow!

253
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,167
Yes, tomorrow..

254
00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:41,584
- Oh no!

255
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,334
Hansa, cultured means..

256
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:47,501
I'll explain it to them.

257
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,917
Now, hurry with your last wish!

258
00:16:55,084 --> 00:17:02,001
Himanshu has had only
one dream all his life.

259
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,334
You must fulfill that dream.

260
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,167
Sure, I will. But
tell me what it is?

261
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:10,084
That is..

262
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,834
- His.. - his?

263
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,751
- His.. - What?

264
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:20,167
His..

265
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:21,334
Soon"

266
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,001
- Chandrakant!

267
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:30,751
Now, how will I know what
was Himanshu's only dream?!

268
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,334
Babuji, Himanshu knows that.

269
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:38,001
And I am alive.

270
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:41,917
Only father has passed away.

271
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,501
Himanshu.. father is gone!

272
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,001
Father!

273
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:52,001
Father! You've left us!

274
00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:56,917
Open your eyes, father.
Nobody will ever know.

275
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,167
1, 2, 3.. 1, 2, 3..

276
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:03,417
Ladies and gentlemen..

277
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,126
I feel Mr. Chandrakant has left us.

278
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:13,459
So, in memory of Mr. Chandrakant Bai
tTribhuvandas Sheth..

279
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:16,209
...we present this hymn.

280
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,126
'Beedi Jalaile.' First stanza.

281
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:28,001
"Light a candle."

282
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:34,959
"Garland his photo."

283
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:40,084
"Chandrakant is gone."

284
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:49,626
"He was Himanshu's
and Hansa's father."

285
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:55,209
"He was Himanshu's
and Hansa's father."

286
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,459
"Their father is gone."

287
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:05,209
"Light a candle.
Garland his photo."

288
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:08,876
"Chandrakant is gone."

289
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:11,667
Hold on.. Hansa, wait..

290
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,459
Sister, stop. It's not over.

291
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,959
I feel there is a
deluge of emotions.

292
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:18,667
Let's begin the next hymn.

293
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,042
I am tired, Praful.

294
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,751
Jayshree, crying won't help.

295
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:29,376
I can't help it, Babuji. The
maid didn't show up today.

296
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:33,209
And neither did the dry-cleaner.

297
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:37,876
Just look at the state of my saree.

298
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,209
Be positive Hansa, be positive.

299
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,959
No, sister, no..

300
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,917
Here, have father's
favourite dish, pani puri.

301
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:49,042
Have it.

302
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:52,417
Here Jayshree, have some..

303
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,667
Hold on..

304
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,542
They've put less
mint in the pani puri.

305
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:07,542
- Father! - When it rains
misfortunes, it really pours!

306
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:12,834
Our next hymn is
'Your Seductive Lips'.

307
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,376
Babuji, just hold this.

308
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,126
Come, we will listen to the hymn.

309
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,459
Go get some more.

310
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:31,001
"His lips are sealed.
He has stopped breathing."

311
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:38,626
"You left everyone behind."

312
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:46,042
"He became silent.
His voice was gone."

313
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:54,167
"He became sick.
He stopped living."

314
00:20:55,834 --> 00:21:03,042
"Mr. Chandrakant will
never breathe again."

315
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:11,501
"He has gone to heaven."

316
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,376
Come on, everybody. Hit with me.

317
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,334
Now listen to me, Himanshu.

318
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:34,209
Your father's last wish was
to fulfill your only dream.

319
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:35,917
What is this dream?

320
00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:41,834
Jayshree, my dream is to
fall in love with a girl..

321
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:46,459
...who is sweet and
spicy like pani puri.

322
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,751
My wedding should be grand!

323
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,501
I wish to have a lot of babies.

324
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:59,751
My wish is to have
an epic love story..

325
00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:05,959
Immortal,
unforgettable, a part of history.

326
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:11,834
Like Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge,
Ram Teri Ganga Maili..

327
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:15,751
Tarzan, Paapi Gudiya.

328
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,542
We get it!

329
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:24,334
But Himanshu to give life to your
great love story we need a girl.

330
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:29,626
Have you ever thought about that?
Have you ever fallen in love?

331
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:34,917
No problem, the responsibility
to find your dream girl..

332
00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:36,126
Is mine!

333
00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:40,542
But Jayshree, I gave my
word to the dying Chandrakant.

334
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,667
It's been six months and you
still haven't found a maid.

335
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:45,834
And you think you can
find Himanshu's dream girl?!

336
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,584
Go and look for the maid!

337
00:22:47,751 --> 00:22:51,417
While I find the
perfect bride for Himanshu.

338
00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:56,001
Hello grandma, it's Jayshree..

339
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,084
Hello Jyotsana, Jayshree here..

340
00:22:59,251 --> 00:23:02,084
Hello John Abraham Kumar,
Jayshree here..

341
00:23:02,209 --> 00:23:04,376
Yes, we are looking
for a girl for Himanshu.

342
00:23:04,501 --> 00:23:07,751
There's no problem if she is the
only daughter of a millionaire.

343
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,292
Here are his details.

344
00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:13,751
He is six feet in heels
and without them, five feet!

345
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,376
Age? About 20-32 years old.

346
00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:18,459
No mad girls, please.
We already have Babuji.

347
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,001
I can't take care of
two mad people!

348
00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:22,959
Hello Great Modern Circus..
This is Jayshree.

349
00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:25,501
Obama Kumar, this is Jayshree.

350
00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:28,834
I don't mind if she eats meat in
a restaurant or any other place.

351
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:30,751
She can even eat Babuji,
if she wishes.

352
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:43,084
It's done, I've
covered the world for you.

353
00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:49,751
Now, the phone is going to
be ringing off the hook.

354
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:57,417
Ring, at least now..

355
00:24:06,334 --> 00:24:08,209
Jayshree went to Goa
to look for a maid.

356
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,417
While they are busy
playing a game of carom.

357
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,917
And I have to do
the work around here.

358
00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:16,251
Himanshu, the phone is ringing.

359
00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:18,376
Babuji, that's why they say..

360
00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:27,751
'In God's world there are delays,
but no mosquitoes'.

361
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,209
'In God's world there are delays,
but no darkness.'

362
00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:34,001
And therefore, no mosquitoes.
They only come after dark.

363
00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:38,376
Yes.
- Whose phone is it?

364
00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:41,626
This phone belongs to us.

365
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,834
Instead ask, 'who is it'?

366
00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:48,667
Who is it?

367
00:24:50,584 --> 00:24:54,126
For the Parminders next door.
- I see.

368
00:24:54,876 --> 00:24:56,084
I will call them.

369
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,626
It rang, but...

370
00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:09,167
Parminder!

371
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,209
What is it?!

372
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:13,459
What is it?!
- What is it?!

373
00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:17,417
- What is it?!- What is it?!

374
00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:19,834
What is it?!
- What is it?!

375
00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:26,459
There is a call for
one of you Parminders.

376
00:25:26,584 --> 00:25:28,001
I'm coming!

377
00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:30,292
Hello, Parminder speaking.

378
00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:33,667
Chavanprash? No, I
didn't order that.

379
00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:34,959
Probably another Parminder.

380
00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:36,459
Next..

381
00:25:37,126 --> 00:25:38,209
Make it quick.

382
00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:41,126
Don't worry. All of
you will get to talk.

383
00:25:41,251 --> 00:25:43,834
Don't step out of the queue.
- Ok.

384
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,126
No Tulsidas, only Parminders.

385
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:50,626
Okay, fine! How long..

386
00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:55,876
What a crazy family!

387
00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:59,626
Why is everyone in their
family called Parminder?

388
00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,584
There are 65
members in their family.

389
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:02,834
And if each of them
had a different name, ..

390
00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:05,376
...would anyone
remember all the names?

391
00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:08,042
It would be so
difficult for the brain.

392
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,251
But..

393
00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:11,584
You just love to find faults.

394
00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:13,501
Himanshu..

395
00:26:13,584 --> 00:26:15,917
Jayshree, Babuji is being a pain.

396
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,126
Dump him in the boot of the car.

397
00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:18,834
Please don't..

398
00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:21,917
Now you can live inside..

399
00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:23,876
We will provide you
with food and water.

400
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,501
Never mind him.

401
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,209
Himanshu.. Himanshu

402
00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:29,917
There is a proposal
form out of this world..

403
00:26:30,584 --> 00:26:33,042
The only daughter of a millionaire.
- Really?

404
00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:34,584
Mother is dead.

405
00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:36,376
We'll see to it that the father
doesn't hang around for too long.

406
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:38,584
Tell us about the girl.

407
00:26:38,751 --> 00:26:40,501
World best! A-one!

408
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,917
Just one problem.
- What?

409
00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:44,251
She has a slight moustache.

410
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:45,834
What was that?

411
00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:47,376
A moustache?

412
00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,167
So? Even I have a moustache.

413
00:26:50,501 --> 00:26:52,376
Everyone has their weaknesses.

414
00:26:52,584 --> 00:26:54,751
You just want to look for defects.

415
00:26:55,084 --> 00:26:57,751
We are going to meet
that girl on Sunday. - Yes.

416
00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,751
And she shaves on Sundays.

417
00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:02,042
We can shave
together on the weekends.

418
00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,667
Please, take this
match to the next level.

419
00:27:03,751 --> 00:27:06,376
And then my great love
story can move forward.

420
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,751
Nobody will know a thing.

421
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,251
You idiot!

422
00:27:15,251 --> 00:27:17,042
Babuji, the cuckoo
is calling out to you.

423
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,667
- Go on. - Quiet!

424
00:27:19,001 --> 00:27:22,459
Babuji, this is the best
house in the world. Himanshu!

425
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:26,167
Hello, how are...? Eat
something before you leave.

426
00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:30,417
Hansa, we are in their house!
- Really?

427
00:27:30,751 --> 00:27:33,876
- Greetings. - Hello.

428
00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:35,459
Shall we consider this a match?

429
00:27:38,042 --> 00:27:39,126
Sit down, please.

430
00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:40,751
- Sit down.

431
00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:42,501
Hello.

432
00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:44,542
Any difficulty in
locating the house?

433
00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:47,334
Never, we always find our house.

434
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,501
Isn't that right?

435
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:52,751
Praful, he meant his house!

436
00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,959
So, you agree to this match,
D'Silva Kumar?

437
00:27:57,834 --> 00:28:00,917
First, let's get to
know each other. - Okay.

438
00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:02,834
- This is my daughter.
- ls that so?

439
00:28:03,126 --> 00:28:05,209
In that case, you should
already know her pretty well.

440
00:28:07,834 --> 00:28:08,959
I am her father.

441
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:12,042
A father will always
know a daughter well.

442
00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:14,251
- It isn't always so.
- Here we go!

443
00:28:14,376 --> 00:28:17,042
My friend, Dakshesh,
doesn't know Elizabeth at all.

444
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:21,876
That's because Elizabeth
isn't Dakshesh's daughter.

445
00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:25,501
I know, but she is
Peter's daughter.

446
00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:27,376
I'm sure Peter knows.

447
00:28:27,501 --> 00:28:28,584
No!

448
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,042
Peter doesn't know Dakshesh.

449
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,959
Elizabeth! He knows Elizabeth,
doesn't he?

450
00:28:33,126 --> 00:28:34,209
You mean Dakshesh?

451
00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:38,042
Peter! Peter knows
his daughter, right?

452
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,542
How can that be possible?

453
00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:43,501
If Peter doesn't know Dakshesh,
so how can he know his daughter?

454
00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:46,459
Forget him, please forget Dakshesh.

455
00:28:46,584 --> 00:28:48,584
Forget? But why?

456
00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:50,834
Why should Praful
forget poor Dakshesh?

457
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:53,584
He is Praful's only friend..

458
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:57,584
The only one who wishes
Praful whenever he sees him.

459
00:28:57,667 --> 00:28:58,751
Now, listen..

460
00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:04,626
Himanshu, talk to his daughter.

461
00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:09,251
Hi.

462
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,376
What is your name?

463
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:15,001
Maggie.

464
00:29:16,459 --> 00:29:17,917
Maggi?
- Yes.

465
00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:21,751
I'm sure you get ready in two
minutes.. like Maggi noodles!

466
00:29:23,084 --> 00:29:25,167
That's obvious, isn't it?

467
00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:26,626
Excuse me!

468
00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,001
Maggie is short for Margaret.

469
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:34,584
She is called Maggie
affectionately, get that?

470
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,959
Is that so? My name is Praful.

471
00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:38,834
Nobody ever calls out
to me affectionately..

472
00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:40,542
...People only abuse me or curse me.

473
00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:42,751
- Just read the magazine!

474
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:45,917
Himanshu..

475
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,834
How well read are you?

476
00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:50,001
I just started reading.

477
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:56,459
He means education, Himanshu.
- I see.

478
00:29:58,126 --> 00:30:00,167
Well, I've studied till October.

479
00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:02,459
What do you mean?

480
00:30:02,584 --> 00:30:05,751
He got admission in June..

481
00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:08,876
And he was expelled in October.

482
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:12,501
Shall we consider this done,
D'Silva Kumar?

483
00:30:12,834 --> 00:30:16,376
- Rocky! - Jayshree, run!
- Rocky, bite all of them.

484
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:17,584
Get out!

485
00:30:17,834 --> 00:30:21,501
If you want a bride for Himanshu,
go to the mental hospital in Pune.

486
00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:23,959
Why should we go to the
mental hospital in Pune?

487
00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:26,584
His bride should be
from Mumbai, not Pune.

488
00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:29,751
Hemlatha's procession will
never leave for your house.

489
00:30:30,084 --> 00:30:32,417
I don't care about the procession.

490
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:34,959
I just want to marry Hemlatha.

491
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,667
No one will come to know.

492
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:40,292
Ritupurna as a bride for Himanshu?

493
00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:41,501
Never!

494
00:30:41,626 --> 00:30:43,959
She is my own daughter.
Not an adopted one.

495
00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:46,751
What about your adopted daughter?

496
00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:51,042
You could get her married
off to Himanshu. - Listen.

497
00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:52,667
- Get lost! - Sorry.

498
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:55,126
I'd get my daughter
married off to this old chap..

499
00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,459
...but I'd rather have poison
than let her marry Himanshu.

500
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:58,917
Well, here is the poison.

501
00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:00,667
Idiots!

502
00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,459
Himanshu, open the door!

503
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:16,292
Why are you taking a
bath in the kitchen?

504
00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:20,084
Grandpa, he isn't taking a bath.
He's dousing himself with kerosene.

505
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:25,209
Mummy, come quick. Himanshu
has doused himself with kerosene.

506
00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:26,376
- Oh Lord!

507
00:31:26,459 --> 00:31:29,459
Somebody stop him!

508
00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:32,001
Hansa, leave it to me.
I'll stop him.

509
00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:34,626
But you only gave the
kerosene container to him.

510
00:31:35,042 --> 00:31:36,751
Yes, Chakki but..

511
00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,876
I thought he wants to
apply it on his hair.

512
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:41,417
Nobody applies
kerosene on their hair, idiot.

513
00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:42,626
Why not?

514
00:31:42,751 --> 00:31:45,459
Yesterday Jayshree gave it to you
and you applied it on your hair.

515
00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:49,126
That's right. And you even
laughed about it. - Then?

516
00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:50,501
That was kerosene?

517
00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:53,209
Well, we were out of hair oil..

518
00:31:53,459 --> 00:31:55,626
No wonder you were
chasing me with a matchstick!

519
00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:58,001
- I'll teach you a lesson.
- Not now!

520
00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:00,292
- Himanshu!- Himanshu!

521
00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:01,542
Where is the match box?

522
00:32:01,834 --> 00:32:03,459
- Himanshu? - What is it?

523
00:32:03,584 --> 00:32:06,084
Come to the door, listen to me.

524
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:08,167
- Himanshu! - Himanshu!

525
00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:10,417
Don't lose heart.

526
00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:12,376
Nobody wants to marry me!

527
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:17,376
My great love story
hasn't even begun.

528
00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:22,751
My friend, Bhadresh
is already divorced.

529
00:32:22,834 --> 00:32:23,917
Really?

530
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,209
And I'm yet to find a girl.

531
00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:30,667
Why are you comparing
yourself with others?

532
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,001
Grandpa!

533
00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:35,292
Praful, what does compare mean?

534
00:32:37,126 --> 00:32:38,542
Hansa, compare..

535
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:42,501
What does Aunt
Jashoda say in the summer?

536
00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:48,376
She says that in winter,
her legs hurt a lot..

537
00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:52,751
But in summer her legs hurt less.

538
00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:55,834
Oh yes, in hindi 'kum
pair' means legs hurt less.

539
00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:57,667
Oh so that is what compare means!

540
00:32:57,834 --> 00:33:00,626
That's over. Let's get back to work!

541
00:33:00,709 --> 00:33:02,459
- Himanshu, kerosene
is very expensive!

542
00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,376
Aunt Jayshree, I opened the door.
Stop it, uncle Himanshu.

543
00:33:04,459 --> 00:33:06,751
- Chakki, open this door.

544
00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:12,167
Oh Lord! Put it down!

545
00:33:12,376 --> 00:33:15,167
- Himanshu, come outside. - No..

546
00:33:15,251 --> 00:33:17,667
- Let me go! - Hansa, let him sit.

547
00:33:17,751 --> 00:33:21,834
- Babuji, I'm tired. - Fine,
let's go there.

548
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,001
Let me go, please.

549
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,001
Sit. -Sit.

550
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:33,751
Jayshree, I thought I'd
have a great love story.

551
00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:36,834
Which I could narrate
to my dozen children.

552
00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:38,042
A dozen children?

553
00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:40,084
Obviously, he'd
need a dozen children.

554
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,834
He would probably
misplace four-five.

555
00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:49,501
He is very careless and
misplaces his things all the time.

556
00:33:50,084 --> 00:33:52,292
These things take a while, Himanshu.

557
00:33:52,876 --> 00:33:54,667
In the movie 'Dilwale
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'..

558
00:33:54,751 --> 00:33:58,292
...Shahrukh and Kajol
faced so many obstacles. No.

559
00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:01,084
Take Praful's example.

560
00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:06,417
433 girls rejected him
before he met Hansa.

561
00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:10,167
And a hundred even thrashed him.

562
00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:15,501
For every Praful there is a Hansa.

563
00:34:16,042 --> 00:34:17,959
So, don't lose heart.

564
00:34:18,584 --> 00:34:19,667
Somewhere in this world..

565
00:34:20,251 --> 00:34:24,292
Is the queen of
your great love story.

566
00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:30,626
Enough. Enough. Stop it now.

567
00:34:30,751 --> 00:34:32,501
- We need to choose a
name for our daughter.

568
00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:34,876
- Papa, which is the
auspicious alphabet? - P!

569
00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:37,501
- P for Parminder, how's that?

570
00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:43,042
- Parminder and Parminder's
daughter's name is Parminder.

571
00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:55,667
My dear, why didn't attend
the baby's naming ceremony?

572
00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,834
And what are you doing?

573
00:34:58,042 --> 00:35:02,501
Remember you told me to take
your picture without fail.

574
00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,834
See, I took it out of the album.

575
00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:12,084
Oh Lord! You thought this is
what I meant by taking the picture?

576
00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:17,542
I meant take a picture
that has both of us in it.

577
00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:21,667
Okay.
- Here, take this picture. - Yes.

578
00:35:21,751 --> 00:35:25,417
Here, this is a good picture.
- Ok.

579
00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:28,167
- Now, this is much better. - Okay.

580
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,501
Parminder!

581
00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:36,959
What sir?

582
00:35:37,126 --> 00:35:39,376
Yet again, there's a call for you.

583
00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:43,876
- Okay. - I'm coming.

584
00:35:44,834 --> 00:35:45,917
Let's go, dear.

585
00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:47,459
Come on, all of you.

586
00:36:01,917 --> 00:36:06,834
- Hello, Parminder speaking. No,
I didn't place an order.

587
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,751
It's for Parminder.

588
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:12,751
Hansa, again the
Parminder army is here.

589
00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:15,001
Parminder army!

590
00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:17,917
Sir!

591
00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:19,834
If your fixed line phone
isn't working..

592
00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:21,542
...can't you at least buy a mobile?

593
00:36:21,917 --> 00:36:23,292
Sir, please.

594
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:24,667
Be cool.

595
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:27,209
I've been cool for so
long that now I have a cold!

596
00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:31,667
We get five-six calls every day.
"Hello, please call Parminder".

597
00:36:32,084 --> 00:36:34,917
And your Parminder
army storms into my house.

598
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:38,084
In the end, it's
always for your sister.

599
00:36:38,167 --> 00:36:40,501
Hello.. this is Parminder.

600
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:44,376
Buffalo? Yes, I
placed an order for one.

601
00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:45,542
I told you!

602
00:36:45,917 --> 00:36:47,126
Everybody has a pet dog.

603
00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:50,667
I thought, I'd keep a buffalo.
Please send it across.

604
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,376
Sir, I have a solution to this.

605
00:36:53,459 --> 00:36:55,292
What? Give you the phone?

606
00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:56,917
No.

607
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:02,042
I want to give my
sister to your family.

608
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,209
What do you mean?

609
00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:04,584
Sir.

610
00:37:05,251 --> 00:37:07,751
If Parminder marries Himanshu..

611
00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:13,459
She won't need to come all the way
to your house to attend the call.

612
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:18,417
And Himanshu's
throat will also get rest.

613
00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:20,501
Sir.

614
00:37:21,251 --> 00:37:22,334
What do you think?

615
00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:34,126
Jayshree, bring the sweets.
We got a bride for Himanshu.

616
00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:37,751
Finally, his great
love story has begun.

617
00:37:37,834 --> 00:37:40,834
- Even if we go
looking with a lamp..

618
00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:44,917
We won't find a better match,
for our darling daughter, than you.

619
00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:51,001
We had no idea that your
sister Parminder loves Himanshu.

620
00:37:52,251 --> 00:37:57,917
My sister definitely loves him
and even grandpa is fond of him.

621
00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:01,417
Destiny, Himanshu.

622
00:38:02,251 --> 00:38:04,751
Until yesterday you
couldn't find a match.

623
00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:10,751
And now you have two
proposals from the same family.

624
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:15,834
But I only love his
sister Parminder..

625
00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:19,834
Because I barely know grandpa.

626
00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:25,251
Come on Parminder and Himanshu.
Time for the engagement rings.

627
00:38:25,334 --> 00:38:29,376
Do it soon.
- Come on.

628
00:38:42,084 --> 00:38:43,459
Himanshu, now it's your turn.

629
00:38:44,251 --> 00:38:45,334
Yes, go on.

630
00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:51,834
They are engaged!

631
00:38:54,251 --> 00:38:56,251
Babuji, give the gifts.

632
00:38:58,167 --> 00:38:59,834
Paminder, you idiot..

633
00:39:00,251 --> 00:39:02,042
Here are the gifts and..

634
00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:03,584
A dozen phones!

635
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:04,751
Thank you, sir.

636
00:39:04,917 --> 00:39:06,917
Let's start the celebration!

637
00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:08,084
Yes, come on!

638
00:39:08,167 --> 00:39:11,209
Everybody dance!
- Yes. - Parminder.

639
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:17,751
Parminder.

640
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,417
These local dancers are
fine for the engagement but..

641
00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:36,751
But film stars should
perform at the wedding.

642
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:39,584
Holy Lord!

643
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,626
What's wrong?

644
00:39:42,917 --> 00:39:44,667
How could you say that!

645
00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:48,376
- You can ask for anything
else but.. - Film stars!

646
00:39:49,501 --> 00:39:50,917
I hate film stars!

647
00:39:51,834 --> 00:39:52,917
Is it so?

648
00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:57,834
This girl here is
my niece, Parminder.

649
00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,584
She was married to a film star.

650
00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:02,751
With whom?
- But that rascal!

651
00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:07,542
He started torturing her a
week after their marriage.

652
00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:13,126
He tortured her so much that
now her hand is fractured.

653
00:40:15,251 --> 00:40:17,251
- Calm down, son.

654
00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:19,042
How can I calm down?!

655
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,001
If her car breaks down
somewhere on the road..

656
00:40:22,917 --> 00:40:25,584
...she can't even ask for a ride
with that hand. You know that?

657
00:40:26,501 --> 00:40:30,667
Praful, she could
use the other hand.

658
00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:34,501
But what if she wants
to go the other way?

659
00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:37,584
And if she wants
to kill a mosquito..

660
00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:40,042
Let's discuss this inside.

661
00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:41,209
Let's go.

662
00:40:42,584 --> 00:40:46,084
- Himanshu, talk to your fiancée.

663
00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:58,334
Say something.

664
00:41:05,584 --> 00:41:09,584
If the curry is salty, add
some curd to balance the taste.

665
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:11,834
No one would ever find out.

666
00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:18,417
For fresh vegetables
go to the new market.

667
00:41:18,917 --> 00:41:21,751
The old Bhonsale
market has closed down.

668
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,542
You won't find a soul there.

669
00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:39,667
Tell me something about yourself.

670
00:41:45,917 --> 00:41:48,834
Earlier, I'd buy all the masalas..

671
00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:51,501
...at the Bhonsale market,
but not anymore.

672
00:41:53,584 --> 00:41:57,917
But now I grind them at home, in
the small jar of the food processor.

673
00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:01,626
What turns you on?

674
00:42:02,584 --> 00:42:07,542
Yes. Quite a few things.

675
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,292
The food processor, the toaster..

676
00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,751
And when you put on
the engagement ring..

677
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:19,751
I was turned on the most!

678
00:42:25,917 --> 00:42:28,667
Tell me more, your favourite film?

679
00:42:30,584 --> 00:42:31,917
"Taare Zameen Par".

680
00:42:32,251 --> 00:42:33,334
Really?

681
00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:38,084
Watching the troubled autistic boy..

682
00:42:39,251 --> 00:42:41,834
Brought back
memories of my childhood.

683
00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:47,292
So, even you were forced
to attend a boarding school?

684
00:42:48,251 --> 00:42:51,917
No, the school
forced me to go back home.

685
00:42:52,501 --> 00:42:55,209
They would say, "Keep him at home.
We can't teach him."

686
00:42:57,917 --> 00:43:02,084
That's enough for now. You
know everything about me.

687
00:43:02,251 --> 00:43:04,751
Why don't you tell
me about yourself.

688
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:10,251
Everybody at home
is very fond of me.

689
00:43:10,917 --> 00:43:14,501
My brother fills up with
pride when he sees me.

690
00:43:16,917 --> 00:43:19,376
But I'm confused when I see myself.

691
00:43:20,251 --> 00:43:24,501
Is it really me in the mirror or
is someone else hiding behind it?

692
00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:28,876
There she goes again.

693
00:43:30,501 --> 00:43:32,167
You're very cute, Himanshu..

694
00:43:33,542 --> 00:43:34,917
And quite handsome too.

695
00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:43,542
You're extra beautiful, Parminder.

696
00:43:44,251 --> 00:43:47,626
2-F-2-M-P-2-K-2-P-2-A.

697
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,167
What does that mean?

698
00:43:52,334 --> 00:43:54,834
That means, you're as good
as 2 farsan, 2 mishtan..

699
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:58,167
2 kadhi, 2
puri-paratha and 2 aachar..

700
00:43:59,251 --> 00:44:01,584
You're the perfect meal.

701
00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,001
There goes my meal!

702
00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:07,001
Oh Himanshu!

703
00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:10,334
Parminder..

704
00:44:11,084 --> 00:44:12,167
I love you.

705
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:16,084
So, take me, take me away!

706
00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:17,334
Where do you want to go?

707
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:19,417
To a place..

708
00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,584
Where it's just me and you..

709
00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:24,417
And no other person.

710
00:44:26,584 --> 00:44:28,584
Bhonsale Market?
- Yes!

711
00:44:32,334 --> 00:44:37,126
"To steal a few moments of love.."

712
00:44:37,501 --> 00:44:41,001
"..earlier they used
to go to Switzerland."

713
00:44:42,459 --> 00:44:47,292
"Or to a beach.."

714
00:44:47,376 --> 00:44:51,376
"To Chowpatty, Afsa or Bandstand."

715
00:44:52,417 --> 00:44:55,126
"Switzerland has become old."

716
00:44:55,209 --> 00:44:57,584
"Bandstand is too crowded."

717
00:44:57,667 --> 00:45:02,417
"Then where will we go to
share a few moments of love?"

718
00:45:02,501 --> 00:45:06,501
"Let's go.. Let's go.."

719
00:45:07,251 --> 00:45:12,459
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

720
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:18,751
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

721
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,334
"Let's go.. Let's go.."

722
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:27,834
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

723
00:45:27,917 --> 00:45:30,459
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market.."

724
00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:34,459
"That's the best place these days.
Let's go.."

725
00:45:43,584 --> 00:45:47,834
"It would be better to
go to a hotel instead."

726
00:45:48,501 --> 00:45:52,917
"The waiter will be hovering
over our heads with the menu card."

727
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:58,292
"How about going on a long drive?"

728
00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:03,126
"My car's got more filth
and less petrol in the tank."

729
00:46:03,584 --> 00:46:05,292
"The garden is crowded with kids."

730
00:46:05,376 --> 00:46:09,292
"Your aunt Parminder is
there on the terrace."

731
00:46:09,376 --> 00:46:13,751
"Uncle Tulsidas is
sitting in the corridor."

732
00:46:13,917 --> 00:46:17,876
"Let's go.. Let's go.."

733
00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:24,042
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

734
00:46:24,126 --> 00:46:30,001
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

735
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:44,126
"I will save you
from every evil eye."

736
00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:49,417
"I will tie chilly and
lemon to your hair."

737
00:46:49,917 --> 00:46:54,417
"Let's get married right here."

738
00:46:55,501 --> 00:46:59,626
"I shall adorn the parting of
my hair with sambaar powder."

739
00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:03,501
"We shall throw the
reception party here."

740
00:47:03,584 --> 00:47:05,501
"We shall consummate
our wedding here."

741
00:47:05,584 --> 00:47:07,167
"We will have our son here."

742
00:47:07,251 --> 00:47:10,167
"We will have a sister for
our son right here."

743
00:47:10,251 --> 00:47:12,251
"Our children will study here."

744
00:47:12,334 --> 00:47:15,584
"They will write down
in their note-books.."

745
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:19,917
"A for Apple. B for Biscuit.
- And C for pickle."

746
00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:21,917
"P for pickle, Himanshu."

747
00:47:22,001 --> 00:47:29,376
"I meant Chilly pickle. So isn't it
C for pickle? Let's go.. Let's go.."

748
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:36,126
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

749
00:47:36,209 --> 00:47:41,251
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

750
00:47:41,334 --> 00:47:47,251
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market..
That's the best place these days."

751
00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:02,876
Himanshu, garland Parminder now.

752
00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:04,584
Stop it, Himanshu.

753
00:48:05,251 --> 00:48:08,292
Parminder, why did you
say that in Punjabi?

754
00:48:08,376 --> 00:48:10,209
- Why not? - You
have to say in Gujarati.

755
00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:11,584
Okay, Parminder, you
can put the garland now.

756
00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:14,584
You are marrying a Punjabi girl.

757
00:48:16,459 --> 00:48:18,042
Wait Himanshu! Wait.

758
00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,084
Come over here, right now.

759
00:48:21,167 --> 00:48:22,251
I'll be back.

760
00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:28,001
Oh Lord!

761
00:48:29,584 --> 00:48:31,751
You look exactly like me.

762
00:48:32,501 --> 00:48:33,584
Who are you?

763
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:38,751
I am you, Himanshu!
Now pay attention.

764
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:40,834
Don't get married.

765
00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:44,667
Run away from here.
Nobody will ever know.

766
00:48:44,917 --> 00:48:46,751
- But why? - I don't know.

767
00:48:47,251 --> 00:48:49,167
Then, what do you know?

768
00:48:51,251 --> 00:48:54,751
What I know is that, if
you get married today..

769
00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:57,209
It will be a major disaster.

770
00:48:58,251 --> 00:48:59,917
Don't get married, Himanshu.

771
00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:03,167
Run away from here, Himanshu.

772
00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:08,584
Hansa, brother-in-law..

773
00:49:09,251 --> 00:49:11,917
Jayshree, Babuji..

774
00:49:13,126 --> 00:49:15,667
- What happened,
Himanshu? - What is?

775
00:49:15,751 --> 00:49:16,876
What's wrong, Himanshu?

776
00:49:17,251 --> 00:49:20,209
Why are you screaming at this hour?
What's the time, Hansa?

777
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:22,834
Thirty one.

778
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:25,917
That is the date, Hansa.

779
00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:27,126
One minute, one minute...

780
00:49:27,501 --> 00:49:28,584
What happened, Himanshu?

781
00:49:29,251 --> 00:49:31,042
<i>Husk had a very bad dream.</i>

782
00:49:31,251 --> 00:49:32,334
Good!

783
00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:34,334
No, a bad dream!
- What did you see?

784
00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:40,042
I saw that Parminder
and I are about to marry.

785
00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:42,626
And then I drop in.

786
00:49:43,251 --> 00:49:45,209
Of course, you will
make it to your wedding.

787
00:49:45,501 --> 00:49:47,667
No, father. I was
already present there.

788
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:50,751
Then I also got there.

789
00:49:50,917 --> 00:49:52,584
Oh no! Then what happened?

790
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:56,917
I told myself that I
shouldn't get married.

791
00:49:57,251 --> 00:50:02,209
Okay.. did you give
yourself any reason?

792
00:50:02,376 --> 00:50:03,459
I didn't give any reason.

793
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:10,876
I asked myself for a reason.
But I gave no reply.

794
00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:14,251
And I ran away from the venue.

795
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:17,042
Then what did you do?

796
00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,626
I ran away.

797
00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:23,542
What I did after I ran
away only I will know.

798
00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:25,001
How should I know?!

799
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,584
Jayshree!!

800
00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:30,751
I got it. Himanshu,
that was your inner voice.

801
00:50:31,251 --> 00:50:33,834
Every man is nervous about marriage.

802
00:50:33,917 --> 00:50:36,834
He feels he may lose his freedom and
be burdened with responsibilities.

803
00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,667
That's not it, Jayshree.

804
00:50:40,917 --> 00:50:42,001
Come on!

805
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:45,376
I meant something else.

806
00:50:47,584 --> 00:50:48,834
I'm terrified.

807
00:50:50,251 --> 00:50:52,459
And isn't it said that
early morning dreams come true?

808
00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:56,084
But it's still night.

809
00:50:56,584 --> 00:50:58,751
I know, but it was
morning in the dream.

810
00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:02,459
We need to explain
every little detail.

811
00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:06,584
Oh! - What will happen
to him once we are gone?

812
00:51:07,584 --> 00:51:10,501
Don't take it seriously.

813
00:51:10,584 --> 00:51:13,834
Hansa has been dreaming the same
thing for four years now. Right?

814
00:51:13,917 --> 00:51:15,084
Right?

815
00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:16,542
Really, sister?
- Yes.

816
00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:21,834
Every morning at
around 11 o'clock just ..

817
00:51:21,917 --> 00:51:26,751
...when my eyes are about to open..

818
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:33,876
I dream that Akshay
Kumar is in our house.

819
00:51:35,501 --> 00:51:39,167
And we are asking
him for a photograph.

820
00:51:40,251 --> 00:51:43,417
- Autograph, Hansa!
- Yes, that as well.

821
00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:48,334
But at that moment,
we can't find a pen.

822
00:51:48,834 --> 00:51:55,626
What? - Then Akshay
Kumar takes out blood..

823
00:51:55,709 --> 00:51:58,376
...and signs an autograph for me.

824
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:03,584
And Babuji is very upset by this.

825
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:06,376
Why would I be upset?

826
00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:10,834
Babuji, if there is blood
gushing from your hand ..

827
00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:15,042
...like a river, won't
you be upset? - Then?

828
00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:17,126
Very brave, huh?

829
00:52:18,251 --> 00:52:19,834
Alright then, come on.

830
00:52:22,501 --> 00:52:25,126
Hansa has dreamt
this for four years now.

831
00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:27,042
But it hasn't come true. No.

832
00:52:27,251 --> 00:52:29,834
$0.. anyway, don't worry about this.

833
00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:32,292
Tomorrow is your wedding.

834
00:52:33,334 --> 00:52:37,084
You will be dressed like a
groom and riding a horse.

835
00:52:38,251 --> 00:52:41,584
And the horse will
head to Diamond Fort.

836
00:52:46,334 --> 00:52:48,084
Hello grandma, it's Jayshree.

837
00:52:48,667 --> 00:52:52,251
Himanshu was afraid
to sit on the horse.

838
00:52:52,584 --> 00:52:57,251
So Praful has taken his place. After
all, we have paid for the horse.

839
00:52:57,834 --> 00:53:00,834
Praful, Parminder
will welcome us in the..

840
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:04,751
...Gujarati style
and tradition, right?

841
00:53:04,834 --> 00:53:08,501
Yes, Babuji. They will
welcome us in the Gujarati style!

842
00:53:09,501 --> 00:53:11,251
That is when they get there.

843
00:53:12,251 --> 00:53:13,667
What do you mean,
'when they get there'?

844
00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:15,667
They still haven't left the house.

845
00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:16,917
I see.

846
00:53:22,584 --> 00:53:24,001
The phone is ringing.

847
00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:25,334
Jayshree!

848
00:53:25,834 --> 00:53:28,334
Babuji, stay calm,
the phone is ringing.

849
00:53:28,501 --> 00:53:29,584
But..

850
00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:30,917
Hello.

851
00:53:31,001 --> 00:53:32,751
Hello Parminder,
where are all of you?

852
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:33,917
We are at home.

853
00:53:34,334 --> 00:53:36,251
Oh Lord! What are you doing at home?

854
00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:37,834
I'm having sweets.

855
00:53:39,417 --> 00:53:41,959
Okay, now give it to
the other Parminder.

856
00:53:42,292 --> 00:53:43,376
Just a minute.

857
00:53:46,834 --> 00:53:47,917
Here you are.

858
00:53:49,751 --> 00:53:50,834
Soon!

859
00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,834
Hello!!

860
00:54:01,001 --> 00:54:03,917
Hello? I told you to give
it to the other Parminder.

861
00:54:04,167 --> 00:54:07,667
I did. He ate the sweets.

862
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:10,751
Shall I give him one more piece?

863
00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:13,417
Give the phone to him!

864
00:54:15,334 --> 00:54:16,667
Oh, here you are.

865
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:23,834
Hello Parminder, why aren't you
at the venue to welcome the groom?

866
00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,501
Because we were told to
be there at ten o'clock.

867
00:54:26,584 --> 00:54:27,667
So?

868
00:54:27,751 --> 00:54:29,167
So it's only ten o'clock, right now.

869
00:54:29,751 --> 00:54:32,834
If not at ten, when do
you plan on making it?

870
00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:37,167
- At ten o'clock. -
Then why aren't you there?

871
00:54:37,251 --> 00:54:41,417
When we have to be there at ten,
why should we be there at ten?

872
00:54:42,334 --> 00:54:44,501
So when will you arrive?

873
00:54:44,584 --> 00:54:45,667
At ten o'clock.

874
00:54:46,084 --> 00:54:48,834
It is ten o'clock!!

875
00:54:49,251 --> 00:54:50,417
It's ten in the morning.

876
00:54:50,584 --> 00:54:53,834
We have to welcome the
procession in the night.

877
00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:57,501
And we thought it's
ten in the morning.

878
00:54:57,667 --> 00:55:00,251
We are ready and about
to reach Diamond Fort.

879
00:55:00,834 --> 00:55:06,334
If you're not there in the next 30
mins, we'll call off the wedding.

880
00:55:07,251 --> 00:55:10,834
Come on, everybody, hurry up!

881
00:55:14,501 --> 00:55:16,251
- Oh no! - Who are they?!

882
00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:20,167
Himanshu, you're getting married?!

883
00:55:20,251 --> 00:55:22,167
And nobody invited me.. what is?

884
00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:25,751
Himanshu is here.

885
00:55:25,834 --> 00:55:28,834
- Exactly. - Then who is there?

886
00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:30,417
What are they doing at our venue?

887
00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:32,084
Yes.
- Parminder no. 35, come on.

888
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:36,501
Listen, Jayshree called, she said
there is a problem at the venue.

889
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,084
- They are really
getting married? - Yes.

890
00:55:39,251 --> 00:55:40,917
Who is doing the catering?

891
00:55:41,001 --> 00:55:42,084
Mr. Arvindo.

892
00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:44,834
They serve the
drinks in steel glasses.

893
00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:46,084
- Replace the glasses. - Babuji.

894
00:55:46,167 --> 00:55:48,667
Forget about the steel glasses.

895
00:55:48,834 --> 00:55:52,584
We have booked
Diamond Fort for today.

896
00:55:52,834 --> 00:55:54,001
- Right, Praful? - Yes.

897
00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:55,667
Come on!

898
00:55:55,834 --> 00:56:00,084
- Get out of here. We
have booked this place.

899
00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:01,834
- Stop this wedding.

900
00:56:02,334 --> 00:56:03,667
- No, wait!!

901
00:56:04,334 --> 00:56:07,001
Continue with the ceremony.
Have you lost it?

902
00:56:07,084 --> 00:56:08,417
I said stop it!

903
00:56:09,251 --> 00:56:12,001
Really? What a fine
mess you've created!

904
00:56:12,834 --> 00:56:17,917
Thank you. Praful, he
thinks I've created a fine mess.

905
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:23,001
Shut up! Carry on with the
ceremony. Listen to me carefully.

906
00:56:23,251 --> 00:56:26,834
We have booked this place
for today. We paid for it.

907
00:56:27,001 --> 00:56:28,084
Look at the receipt.

908
00:56:28,334 --> 00:56:31,417
I'm not a fool to print this
address on the wedding invite.

909
00:56:31,501 --> 00:56:35,417
- I demand this wedding be stopped.
- Yes, stop it.

910
00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:40,334
So, you think I'm a fool
to print the same address?

911
00:56:41,501 --> 00:56:42,667
Where is the receipt?

912
00:56:45,417 --> 00:56:47,667
Here, look at this.

913
00:56:48,084 --> 00:56:50,751
Diamond Fort!

914
00:56:51,917 --> 00:56:55,001
Yu-Ta-Ben-Zeng-Jee.. Beijing..

915
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:56,751
China?

916
00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,501
I booked the place, Babuji.

917
00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:12,001
You may continue.

918
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:22,501
Come on.

919
00:57:24,251 --> 00:57:29,834
When the wedding is in Mumbai,
why did you book..

920
00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:32,501
...Diamond Fort in China?

921
00:57:32,584 --> 00:57:37,167
The manager of Diamond Fort in
China kept asking me about it!

922
00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:42,084
Tee-fon-fav-mi-shi-ching-chi
- Mumbai-tong-chi-fui?

923
00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:43,834
He said tong-chi-fui?

924
00:57:44,667 --> 00:57:48,584
Then why did you book
Diamond Fort in China?

925
00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:51,417
Babuji, you asked me
to book Diamond Fort.

926
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:53,667
And, he had booked this
Diamond Fort before we could.

927
00:57:53,751 --> 00:57:54,834
So l..

928
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:58,667
What's important?

929
00:57:58,751 --> 00:57:59,834
Diamond Fort.

930
00:58:00,251 --> 00:58:02,834
Go to China for the wedding.

931
00:58:03,334 --> 00:58:04,834
Whom are you pushing?

932
00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:07,667
He pushed you.

933
00:58:07,751 --> 00:58:11,667
You want us to explain that also?

934
00:58:14,167 --> 00:58:16,251
You pushed me?!

935
00:58:16,334 --> 00:58:19,584
Get lost, Red Turban!
Take care of your dhoti!

936
00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:23,001
Don't try to act smart,
Mr. Safari suit!

937
00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:26,917
- Get out, boiled rice!
- Watch it, fish curry!

938
00:58:27,001 --> 00:58:28,167
Get lost.
- Get lost.

939
00:58:28,251 --> 00:58:30,501
One minute, daddy.

940
00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:35,501
We had to overcome many
obstacles to get married.

941
00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:39,834
My parents were dead
against Vyjayanti.

942
00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:42,251
Yes, that anyone would be!

943
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:46,834
Vyjayanti, they
won't understand Tamil.

944
00:58:47,084 --> 00:58:50,917
They were fighting because
we're from different communities.

945
00:58:51,084 --> 00:58:52,417
We belong to different mindsets,
different cultures.

946
00:58:53,084 --> 00:58:56,834
It's a miracle that my
father agreed to our marriage.

947
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,917
We were apart for two years.

948
00:58:59,334 --> 00:59:01,501
Our love has overcome
a lot of difficulties.

949
00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:05,667
Vyjayanti's father is a beggar,
my father is a landlord.

950
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,084
It is after great
difficulty that we reached here.

951
00:59:11,251 --> 00:59:13,667
I want my love story
to become a legend.

952
00:59:18,751 --> 00:59:21,334
I'll get my sister
married into your family.

953
00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:29,334
My love story should be an epic.
Famous in history.

954
00:59:32,251 --> 00:59:37,667
My sister loves him a lot. And
even grandpa is fond of him.

955
00:59:41,001 --> 00:59:42,334
Don't get married.

956
00:59:42,834 --> 00:59:46,001
Run away from here.
Nobody will ever know.

957
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:52,834
Jayshree, Hansa, Babuji..

958
00:59:53,084 --> 00:59:56,667
- What happened,
Himanshu? - What is?

959
00:59:56,751 --> 00:59:58,917
My dream, Jayshree.

960
00:59:59,501 --> 01:00:02,834
We are here to
fulfill your only dream.

961
01:00:02,917 --> 01:00:05,751
I'm talking about the other dream.

962
01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,251
Now I've realised..

963
01:00:08,334 --> 01:00:12,001
Why I told myself to
run away from the venue.

964
01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:13,167
Why?

965
01:00:13,251 --> 01:00:15,834
If I get married
without any obstacles..

966
01:00:15,917 --> 01:00:19,084
How will my love
story become a legend?

967
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,751
None of these things have
happened in my love story.

968
01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:29,584
Now, I've finally
understood everything.

969
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:33,501
Jayshree, I still don't understand.

970
01:00:34,251 --> 01:00:37,834
Hansa, what is the main
masala of a love story?

971
01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:39,001
I don't know.

972
01:00:39,251 --> 01:00:44,167
The boy and girl love each other,
but their families are enemies.

973
01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:46,667
Then comes the break up.

974
01:00:47,251 --> 01:00:49,834
Misery and hurt, sad songs.

975
01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:53,251
Suffering in pain
because of the break up.

976
01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:55,834
Finally meeting in the end or death!

977
01:00:56,167 --> 01:00:59,001
Forget about meeting
in the end or death.

978
01:00:59,417 --> 01:01:01,251
There's neither
break up nor obstacles.

979
01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:06,001
Got that, Praful? Instead, the girl's
family came with the proposal.

980
01:01:06,084 --> 01:01:07,167
All because of a phone.

981
01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:08,334
Yes!

982
01:01:08,417 --> 01:01:09,917
Now what do we do, Jayshree?

983
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,417
Jackie.. Chakki..

984
01:01:13,501 --> 01:01:14,584
Where are?

985
01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:18,417
Everybody, pay
attention to what I'm saying.

986
01:01:18,501 --> 01:01:19,917
Yes.
- Listen. Listen.

987
01:01:20,001 --> 01:01:22,834
If we are going make a
legend of Himanshu's love story..

988
01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,417
And it has to be a legend.

989
01:01:24,667 --> 01:01:28,084
- When Chandrakant was on his
deathbed.. - I gave him my word.

990
01:01:29,834 --> 01:01:33,834
First of all, we have to stop
Himanshu and Parminder's marriage.

991
01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:37,834
Then the three-four
steps which we skipped..

992
01:01:37,917 --> 01:01:41,334
- Hansa, steps.. - Praful,
I know what it means.

993
01:01:41,917 --> 01:01:44,084
We have to retrace them.

994
01:01:45,834 --> 01:01:48,501
- Jackie.. Chakki.. - Kids..

995
01:01:51,501 --> 01:01:54,001
Now, just watch what I do!

996
01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:57,667
Greetings, everyone. We are here.

997
01:01:57,751 --> 01:02:00,542
To turn this love story
into an epic, do as I say.

998
01:02:00,834 --> 01:02:03,292
For the first time Babuji
can make himself useful.

999
01:02:03,417 --> 01:02:04,626
They're here.

1000
01:02:05,584 --> 01:02:07,501
Babuji, act as if you're
having a heart attack.

1001
01:02:08,417 --> 01:02:10,751
Heart attack, but how?

1002
01:02:10,876 --> 01:02:12,209
Make a sound as if you're in pain.

1003
01:02:14,584 --> 01:02:16,209
Not a toothache.

1004
01:02:16,334 --> 01:02:17,876
Pain as if your
heart is about to burst.

1005
01:02:18,251 --> 01:02:19,626
Acting, acting!

1006
01:02:19,834 --> 01:02:23,834
Jayshree, I don't know to act.

1007
01:02:24,751 --> 01:02:27,917
- If it were singing or dancing..
- Do you know anything at all?

1008
01:02:29,209 --> 01:02:32,834
Okay, you can learn from Praful.

1009
01:02:33,001 --> 01:02:37,084
Praful, act like a blind man.

1010
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:39,251
Babuji, look at me.

1011
01:02:41,751 --> 01:02:43,959
Super!

1012
01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:48,084
- Praful, that was
a blind man? - Yes.

1013
01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:51,376
A blind person would do this..

1014
01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:54,417
I agree, but this
blind man has a cough.

1015
01:02:56,084 --> 01:03:00,251
So a blind man with a
cough would do this..

1016
01:03:01,459 --> 01:03:02,542
Not this!

1017
01:03:02,917 --> 01:03:05,834
Use your brains sometimes at least..

1018
01:03:06,251 --> 01:03:10,751
Once upon a time..
- No. No.

1019
01:03:10,834 --> 01:03:13,292
All done? Here, take this.

1020
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:15,376
But this doesn't match my saree.

1021
01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:20,084
Now, do exactly as I say.

1022
01:03:20,251 --> 01:03:21,334
Okay.

1023
01:03:21,459 --> 01:03:22,834
- Even if we go
looking with a lamp..

1024
01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:25,251
We won't find a better match,
for our darling daughter, than you.

1025
01:03:25,334 --> 01:03:26,417
Hit Babuji on his legs.

1026
01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:29,084
Place your hand on your chest.

1027
01:03:30,042 --> 01:03:31,251
Now, fall down.

1028
01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:38,459
- Oh Lord! - Why are
they on the ground?

1029
01:03:38,542 --> 01:03:39,626
Why did all of you fall down?

1030
01:03:39,751 --> 01:03:43,626
Jayshree, didn't you say,
"do exactly as I say"?

1031
01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:46,667
What happened, Hansa?

1032
01:03:46,751 --> 01:03:50,209
All of us have a heart attack.

1033
01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,834
On the pretext that
everybody had heart attacks..

1034
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:56,626
...they were
admitted to the hospital.

1035
01:03:56,751 --> 01:03:58,584
And the wedding was postponed.

1036
01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:02,501
Later on, they convinced the
Parminder family that it was acidity.

1037
01:04:02,667 --> 01:04:04,001
But the poor hospital..

1038
01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:10,667
At the hospital, my father,
Praful Parekh was let loose.

1039
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,876
- Hello.. - Hello.

1040
01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:39,751
What's wrong with you?

1041
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,459
Haemorrhage.

1042
01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:43,917
I didn't ask your name,
Hemraj Kumar.

1043
01:04:44,084 --> 01:04:45,917
What are you suffering from?

1044
01:04:47,126 --> 01:04:49,584
Are you suffering
from something or..

1045
01:04:49,834 --> 01:04:52,001
You were sleepy and
saw an empty bed..

1046
01:04:55,084 --> 01:04:59,042
- Blood was leaking from
my brain, mister! - Oh.

1047
01:04:59,917 --> 01:05:02,751
Oh yes, and the leak hasn't stopped.

1048
01:05:02,834 --> 01:05:05,959
The blood has leaked from
your hand into this bottle.

1049
01:05:08,751 --> 01:05:11,084
It's not going from my
hand into the bottle.

1050
01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:13,292
The blood from the
bottle is going into my veins.

1051
01:05:14,292 --> 01:05:17,292
Oh! So it's a blood transfusion.

1052
01:05:17,417 --> 01:05:18,501
Yes.

1053
01:05:23,001 --> 01:05:24,626
Is it real blood?

1054
01:05:26,834 --> 01:05:28,751
It's blood transfusion, so
it has to be real blood.

1055
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:30,751
Not always!

1056
01:05:31,417 --> 01:05:33,626
My friend Deepak was given a
transfusion but of tomato ketchup.

1057
01:05:34,042 --> 01:05:35,126
Who was the doctor?

1058
01:05:35,251 --> 01:05:36,834
My friend acted in a film..

1059
01:05:37,001 --> 01:05:39,209
And the person who acted
as the doctor, he did it.

1060
01:05:40,001 --> 01:05:41,084
Very nice film.

1061
01:05:41,876 --> 01:05:43,917
- "Kabhi Khaansi, Kabhi Dum".
- Huh?

1062
01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:45,126
Have you seen it?

1063
01:05:45,251 --> 01:05:46,501
Brother-in-law!

1064
01:05:46,626 --> 01:05:47,709
Silence please.

1065
01:05:49,042 --> 01:05:51,501
You've been sitting
here all this while?

1066
01:05:51,584 --> 01:05:52,667
Yes, with him.

1067
01:05:52,876 --> 01:05:54,417
- Hello.. - What's wrong with you?

1068
01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:56,584
Are you suffering
from something or..

1069
01:05:57,834 --> 01:05:59,167
- Go back to sleep.
- Where were you?

1070
01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:00,501
In the operation theatre.

1071
01:06:00,876 --> 01:06:01,959
How is it?

1072
01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:03,376
Nothing great!

1073
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:05,834
A few doctors had cut
open someone's stomach..

1074
01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:07,292
And were looking for something.

1075
01:06:07,501 --> 01:06:10,667
But the theatre
didn't show any movies.

1076
01:06:10,751 --> 01:06:11,876
Praful!!

1077
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:13,084
There he is!

1078
01:06:13,209 --> 01:06:14,834
You are an idiot!

1079
01:06:15,251 --> 01:06:16,334
Go back to sleep!

1080
01:06:17,751 --> 01:06:20,209
What did I tell you about my room?

1081
01:06:20,334 --> 01:06:21,834
You said it was difficult
to call out for a nurse..

1082
01:06:21,917 --> 01:06:25,376
And you said, "Place
a bell in my room".

1083
01:06:25,501 --> 01:06:26,584
So?

1084
01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:28,959
What do you mean,
so? I placed a bell.

1085
01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:30,584
Unbelievable!

1086
01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:31,751
There goes the bell.

1087
01:06:33,084 --> 01:06:34,834
Come along with me, come on.

1088
01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:38,917
That's a bull, not a bell.

1089
01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:43,751
I need a bell to call the nurse.

1090
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,542
The bull has a bell
tied around it's neck.

1091
01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:52,126
Not that kind, but
the kind that rings.

1092
01:06:52,251 --> 01:06:53,334
Ting tong!

1093
01:06:53,459 --> 01:06:54,542
That's enough, Babuji.

1094
01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:56,334
You didn't specify
a bell that rings.

1095
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,542
And you definitely
didn't mention 'ting tong'!

1096
01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:00,876
I accept, my mistake.

1097
01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:03,959
Tell me something..

1098
01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:08,834
How can I call the
nurse with that bell?

1099
01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:15,042
Instruct the nurse, if the bull goes
'moo', she should attend to you.

1100
01:07:16,751 --> 01:07:20,209
What if the bull doesn't go 'moo'?

1101
01:07:20,334 --> 01:07:23,417
You can make the same sound,
you're pretty good at it.

1102
01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:31,459
If the nurse will attend when I
say 'moo', how does the bull help?

1103
01:07:31,584 --> 01:07:34,626
You should have thought about
this before asking for the bell.

1104
01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:38,626
We didn't know that you
are as good as the bull.

1105
01:07:38,834 --> 01:07:41,459
- What's important here,
Himanshu? - Moo!

1106
01:07:41,542 --> 01:07:44,667
Himanshu and Praful,
get dressed quickly.

1107
01:07:44,834 --> 01:07:45,917
Where is Hansa?

1108
01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:47,251
She is in the ICU,
getting her make-up done.

1109
01:07:47,334 --> 01:07:48,417
- Really? - Yes.

1110
01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:50,876
Jayshree, just look at Babuji.

1111
01:07:51,001 --> 01:07:52,751
Himanshu, drown him in the well!

1112
01:07:54,042 --> 01:07:55,126
No!

1113
01:07:59,751 --> 01:08:01,376
Grandpa, hold on to the rope.

1114
01:08:01,501 --> 01:08:04,209
One-two.. pull the rope!

1115
01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:07,376
Pay attention. The turning
of every great love story is..

1116
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:09,667
The conflict between two families.

1117
01:08:09,834 --> 01:08:10,917
Objection!
- Okay.

1118
01:08:11,042 --> 01:08:13,834
Hansa, did Babuji object to..

1119
01:08:13,917 --> 01:08:16,209
...your marriage to Praful?

1120
01:08:16,334 --> 01:08:17,417
Yes.

1121
01:08:17,501 --> 01:08:19,292
He had objected a lot.

1122
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,501
Very good!

1123
01:08:21,084 --> 01:08:22,501
Why did he object?

1124
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,751
Pudding!

1125
01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,417
Pudding?
- Yes, Himanshu.

1126
01:08:26,626 --> 01:08:30,042
Once at the Ahmedabad bungalow,
Babuji said..

1127
01:08:30,167 --> 01:08:32,292
"Hansa, why don't
you make some pudding."

1128
01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:34,042
I made it.

1129
01:08:35,001 --> 01:08:37,959
Unfortunately, it got burnt.

1130
01:08:38,084 --> 01:08:39,167
All of it?

1131
01:08:39,292 --> 01:08:41,292
Not the pudding, Himanshu.

1132
01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:43,751
The bungalow burnt down.

1133
01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:45,001
That's okay.

1134
01:08:45,167 --> 01:08:48,001
- Jayshree, come to the main point.

1135
01:08:48,126 --> 01:08:49,209
Okay!

1136
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:54,459
Both Parminder and Himanshu
belong to well to do families.

1137
01:08:54,917 --> 01:08:58,751
Neither is there any
conflict nor any issues about faith.

1138
01:09:00,001 --> 01:09:01,959
So how do we create conflict?

1139
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:03,917
Pudding!

1140
01:09:05,084 --> 01:09:06,334
Of course not!

1141
01:09:07,001 --> 01:09:08,084
Character!

1142
01:09:09,042 --> 01:09:12,751
If the Parminder family finds
out that you are an alcoholic..

1143
01:09:13,584 --> 01:09:17,292
And you're having an affair and
also have an illegitimate child.

1144
01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,084
Then, they will say..

1145
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:21,501
Everybody!

1146
01:09:21,626 --> 01:09:25,876
- We'll die but not
make you our son-in-law!

1147
01:09:26,001 --> 01:09:28,376
Then comes the separation,
the sad song..

1148
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:33,501
And then they
reunite and a happy ending!

1149
01:09:34,459 --> 01:09:36,209
- What a ridiculous idea!

1150
01:09:36,334 --> 01:09:38,542
Now, isn't that a great love story?

1151
01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:41,126
That's a superb idea!

1152
01:09:41,834 --> 01:09:42,917
It made me cry.

1153
01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:46,001
Once more, Jayshree!

1154
01:09:46,667 --> 01:09:49,167
You're the female version
of Sanjay Leela Bhansali.

1155
01:09:49,584 --> 01:09:51,751
The director of Devdas,
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam..

1156
01:09:51,834 --> 01:09:54,376
Are you kidding?!

1157
01:09:54,501 --> 01:09:57,751
You can't compare her to him.
Her story is nonsense.

1158
01:09:58,251 --> 01:09:59,626
You're neither an alcoholic..

1159
01:09:59,751 --> 01:10:03,251
Nor are you having an affair nor
do you have an illegitimate child.

1160
01:10:03,751 --> 01:10:07,667
I know that. But what
if they think it's true?

1161
01:10:08,126 --> 01:10:09,834
And why would they think it's true?

1162
01:10:10,751 --> 01:10:13,834
Because we will make
sure they believe it.

1163
01:10:15,042 --> 01:10:19,042
Praful, you're an idiot.
What did I tell you?

1164
01:10:19,167 --> 01:10:22,667
You said we have to prove
that Himanshu is a cheat.-Yes.

1165
01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:27,626
And you said that I should find
someone to act as Himanshu's lover.

1166
01:10:27,959 --> 01:10:29,834
You also said it's okay
if she isn't a beauty ..

1167
01:10:29,917 --> 01:10:31,584
...but she should be a good actress.

1168
01:10:31,667 --> 01:10:32,751
Precisely!

1169
01:10:32,834 --> 01:10:35,251
So, I got an actress.
Didn't you meet her?

1170
01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:36,751
You want to meet her again?

1171
01:10:37,126 --> 01:10:41,251
Kanchan ma'am.. Kanchan ma'am!

1172
01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:53,917
Here she is, Babuji. I found her.

1173
01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:56,751
She's not a beauty and
she is a great actress.

1174
01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:58,834
You mean, she will act
as Himanshu's lover?

1175
01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:00,376
Just watch her!

1176
01:11:00,459 --> 01:11:02,501
Kanchanbala! Love scene!

1177
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:03,709
- Himanshu.. - Okay.

1178
01:11:04,167 --> 01:11:06,751
- The crimes of
passion scene. Watch.

1179
01:11:11,626 --> 01:11:15,626
Himanshu, you've broken my heart.

1180
01:11:15,834 --> 01:11:21,584
With whom do I share my
beauty and youth, son? - Son?

1181
01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:24,834
Darling, even if you
didn't think about me..

1182
01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:27,751
You should've
thought about our child!

1183
01:11:28,292 --> 01:11:30,126
- What a performance!

1184
01:11:30,917 --> 01:11:34,001
- You brought a tear
to my eye. - Thank you!

1185
01:11:34,251 --> 01:11:35,334
Want to see my dance moves?

1186
01:11:35,876 --> 01:11:37,917
Yes, 'My hips don't lie'!

1187
01:11:38,001 --> 01:11:40,376
Hips? Stop it!

1188
01:11:40,501 --> 01:11:41,584
As you wish.

1189
01:11:41,667 --> 01:11:43,084
Have a seat.

1190
01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:45,084
Isn't she just like you wanted?

1191
01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:47,584
Of course, just one problem.

1192
01:11:47,834 --> 01:11:51,876
I also said Himanshu's
alleged lover should have a child.

1193
01:11:52,001 --> 01:11:55,667
She's brought her own
son along for the role.

1194
01:11:55,917 --> 01:11:57,001
Uncle Bhanu!

1195
01:11:59,834 --> 01:12:01,751
- Hi mummy. - Bless you, son.

1196
01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:06,834
Hello uncle Bhanu, how are you?

1197
01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:11,626
Babuji, that's Himanshu's child.

1198
01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:13,042
<i>Papa“</i>

1199
01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:16,959
Why did you abandon me like
the leftovers at a buffet?

1200
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:21,834
Papa, the kids at
school ridicule me.

1201
01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:25,626
You don't have a father.
Accept me, papa.

1202
01:12:25,751 --> 01:12:27,501
- Please accept me. - No!

1203
01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:29,626
- I want to be called
your son. - Let me go!

1204
01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:33,417
Nobody will ever know. Accept me.

1205
01:12:33,667 --> 01:12:37,417
Amazing!

1206
01:12:42,251 --> 01:12:45,292
- Uncle Bhanu, sit down there.
- Come on, back to your books.

1207
01:12:45,459 --> 01:12:47,042
Nobody will ever know!

1208
01:12:47,126 --> 01:12:53,042
That final touch! Everyone will
believe that he really is my son.

1209
01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:56,876
Hansa is very fortunate.

1210
01:12:57,042 --> 01:13:00,126
And it's my misfortune!
Go and drop them off.

1211
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,959
Taxi!

1212
01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:07,292
Looks like you're
waiting for a passenger.

1213
01:13:07,459 --> 01:13:08,542
Where do you want to go?

1214
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:09,709
Tardeo.

1215
01:13:09,834 --> 01:13:10,917
But I don't want to go there.

1216
01:13:11,001 --> 01:13:12,751
- But they want to go there. - So?

1217
01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:15,126
You could come back
after you drop them off.

1218
01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:18,084
- Bless you, son. - Thank you.

1219
01:13:21,667 --> 01:13:22,834
Tardeo.. Tardeo.

1220
01:13:29,626 --> 01:13:33,084
Such respect for the elderly.
We're impressed.

1221
01:13:34,251 --> 01:13:35,334
Everybody!

1222
01:13:35,501 --> 01:13:36,834
- Even if we go
looking with a lamp..

1223
01:13:36,917 --> 01:13:41,042
We won't find a better match,
for our darling daughter, than you.

1224
01:13:48,626 --> 01:13:50,376
Why did you have to help them?

1225
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:53,001
They would've been
fine without your help.

1226
01:13:53,917 --> 01:13:55,876
You should always
respect the elders..

1227
01:13:55,959 --> 01:13:57,917
Where did you learn that?

1228
01:13:58,126 --> 01:13:59,917
Come with me. Comes!

1229
01:14:00,834 --> 01:14:03,001
Just have a look at him.

1230
01:14:03,459 --> 01:14:07,042
Babuji, aren't we living with
you for the past 10-12 years?

1231
01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:10,167
Have we ever given you any respect?

1232
01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:13,292
Did we ever seek your blessings?

1233
01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:15,834
In fact, Babuji
bows down before us..

1234
01:14:15,917 --> 01:14:19,959
And says, "Praful and Hansa, let
me live in peace. Forgive me".

1235
01:14:20,084 --> 01:14:21,167
Am I right?

1236
01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:24,751
He is right.

1237
01:14:25,626 --> 01:14:28,751
Himanshu, if you
continue to be well-behaved..

1238
01:14:28,834 --> 01:14:31,376
How can you expect the
Parminders' to oppose you?

1239
01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:33,917
He would've dropped
them off in our car.

1240
01:14:34,042 --> 01:14:38,376
But as usual, our car was out of
order. That's why he hailed a taxi.

1241
01:14:38,501 --> 01:14:40,292
Wasn't Babuji there to push the car?

1242
01:14:40,751 --> 01:14:42,292
Why do you think we
have him in this house?

1243
01:14:44,292 --> 01:14:46,209
Now, I get it, Hansa.

1244
01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:48,917
These kids are a good
influence on Himanshu.

1245
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:53,084
Good qualities and manners.
How terrible!

1246
01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:56,834
I know you can't pretend to fall
into the gutter like a drunk, ..

1247
01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:59,459
...as well as Hansa can but..

1248
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:00,626
Stop right there!

1249
01:15:01,042 --> 01:15:02,501
I have a world-best-idea.

1250
01:15:02,876 --> 01:15:03,959
Acting!

1251
01:15:04,084 --> 01:15:05,167
Himanshu, come here.

1252
01:15:06,209 --> 01:15:07,292
Try and remember

1253
01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:09,042
when we gave the
engagement gifts to the Parminders..

1254
01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:10,876
What did Parminder say?

1255
01:15:11,292 --> 01:15:12,376
"Thank you"?

1256
01:15:13,292 --> 01:15:14,667
Why don't you say it, Jayshree?

1257
01:15:15,667 --> 01:15:19,001
Film stars! I hate them!

1258
01:15:19,917 --> 01:15:21,167
- Got it? - Yes.

1259
01:15:21,834 --> 01:15:22,917
What do you mean?

1260
01:15:24,251 --> 01:15:27,834
It means, if
Himanshu acts in a film..

1261
01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:31,209
Then Parminder's family will
definitely object to their marriage.

1262
01:15:31,959 --> 01:15:36,751
Himanshu, now you'll
become a film star.-Yes.

1263
01:15:50,876 --> 01:15:52,292
- It's okay for you? - Okay.

1264
01:15:52,834 --> 01:15:54,292
Very good, going for shot.

1265
01:15:54,834 --> 01:15:58,417
Jayshree, we've begged
her to make this film..

1266
01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:00,251
But you think she will do it?

1267
01:16:01,001 --> 01:16:03,667
Give me one reason
why she wouldn't do it.

1268
01:16:03,751 --> 01:16:06,001
- I'll give you three. - What?

1269
01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:08,959
Praful is the script-writer
and Himanshu is the hero.

1270
01:16:09,126 --> 01:16:12,292
Hansa is acting as his mother.

1271
01:16:12,584 --> 01:16:13,667
Oh Lord!

1272
01:16:13,751 --> 01:16:16,584
The scene is that you are
a poor, unemployed youth.

1273
01:16:16,751 --> 01:16:19,584
And you are cooking food in
your broken-down house. - Yes.

1274
01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:21,126
That's very easy!

1275
01:16:21,251 --> 01:16:23,834
And Hansa, who is playing
the role of your mother..

1276
01:16:23,959 --> 01:16:26,584
Enters and says, "Praise Lord Ram".

1277
01:16:26,709 --> 01:16:28,501
- Praise Lord Ram. -
And your dialogue is..

1278
01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:32,667
"Mother, you're home, please have
lunch. I've made dal and baked roti."

1279
01:16:32,751 --> 01:16:36,626
Relapse. I know everything.

1280
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:38,834
Roll the camera.

1281
01:16:38,917 --> 01:16:40,001
Roll the camera, like this?

1282
01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:43,501
Don't worry about a thing, Farah.

1283
01:16:43,876 --> 01:16:46,751
I've rehearsed my
lines three-four times.

1284
01:16:47,251 --> 01:16:49,001
But you need to say it just once.

1285
01:16:49,126 --> 01:16:50,834
Then what's the use?

1286
01:16:51,001 --> 01:16:53,626
Oh God, why are
you doing this to me?

1287
01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:55,209
Come on, everyone. Lets start,
everyone ready?

1288
01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:58,376
- Everybody ready? - Silence please.

1289
01:16:59,001 --> 01:17:00,084
Action.

1290
01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:07,167
Praise Lord Ram.

1291
01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:10,959
I'm so tired.

1292
01:17:11,834 --> 01:17:14,959
Mother, you're home,
please have lunch.

1293
01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:18,292
I've baked millet bread and..

1294
01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:20,751
This is wrong!

1295
01:17:20,834 --> 01:17:21,917
Cut.. cut!!

1296
01:17:24,334 --> 01:17:26,209
- What's wrong? - Here take a look.

1297
01:17:26,334 --> 01:17:28,584
- What is it? -
This is red bean dal.

1298
01:17:28,667 --> 01:17:29,751
So?

1299
01:17:29,876 --> 01:17:33,209
People have millet roti with black
bean dal, not with red bean dal.

1300
01:17:34,126 --> 01:17:35,667
You are a poor man.

1301
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:38,501
The poor manage with
whatever they can afford.

1302
01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:42,667
From the start, let's keep black
bean dal. Nobody will ever know.

1303
01:17:42,751 --> 01:17:46,292
No, the dal won't change.
Use what you have, get it?

1304
01:17:46,626 --> 01:17:50,751
But if this poor man has an
upset stomach, don't blame me.

1305
01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,959
Taking.
- Go give.

1306
01:17:54,417 --> 01:17:55,542
Action.

1307
01:17:59,751 --> 01:18:01,376
Praise Lord Ram!

1308
01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:05,876
Once again, I am tired!

1309
01:18:07,001 --> 01:18:09,834
Mother, you're finally here.
Please have some lunch.

1310
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:13,751
I have baked millet roti and..

1311
01:18:14,751 --> 01:18:16,376
Made red bean dal.

1312
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:18,167
Nobody will eat it.

1313
01:18:20,334 --> 01:18:23,292
I will have lunch, son. But first..

1314
01:18:23,917 --> 01:18:25,626
Take this 500 rupees.

1315
01:18:27,126 --> 01:18:29,417
It's my day's wages.

1316
01:18:30,667 --> 01:18:32,167
That's how she earned it!!

1317
01:18:32,459 --> 01:18:35,501
Mother, even at
this age.. Farah Khan!

1318
01:18:36,001 --> 01:18:39,626
We have 500 rupees. Now
we can afford black beans.

1319
01:18:41,542 --> 01:18:44,167
Okay, change it to black beans.

1320
01:18:44,626 --> 01:18:45,709
- Action!

1321
01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:50,084
Praise Lord Ram!

1322
01:18:51,417 --> 01:18:54,459
I'm tired, for the third time.

1323
01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:56,167
So am I!

1324
01:18:56,751 --> 01:18:59,209
- Mother, you're back.
- Please have lunch.

1325
01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:03,834
I've baked millet roti
and made black bean dal.

1326
01:19:04,751 --> 01:19:09,376
I'll eat my dear, but
first take this 500 rupees.

1327
01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:12,167
It's my day's wages.

1328
01:19:12,834 --> 01:19:15,751
Mother, even at this age
you're working so hard.

1329
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:20,751
Son, look there. The
roti is getting burnt.

1330
01:19:20,876 --> 01:19:24,751
Mother, if the roti burns..
this is wrong, once again!

1331
01:19:24,876 --> 01:19:26,501
Cut!

1332
01:19:27,751 --> 01:19:29,459
What's wrong now?

1333
01:19:29,584 --> 01:19:32,001
- This is millet roti. - So?

1334
01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,876
Millet roti doesn't
burn this quickly.

1335
01:19:37,251 --> 01:19:40,917
Let's go back to red bean dal.

1336
01:19:41,751 --> 01:19:43,376
And, change the roti
from millet to wheat.

1337
01:19:43,876 --> 01:19:44,959
Okay?

1338
01:19:53,584 --> 01:19:54,667
Driver, start the car.

1339
01:20:14,584 --> 01:20:18,626
Himanshu, a regular guy helps
to nab a dangerous criminal.

1340
01:20:22,084 --> 01:20:23,751
Couldn't you look
before bumping into someone?

1341
01:20:23,959 --> 01:20:27,626
Did you have to bump
into a dangerous criminal?

1342
01:20:27,834 --> 01:20:28,917
Exactly!

1343
01:20:29,251 --> 01:20:32,292
Why didn't you run into a
hippopotamus, like my Hansa?

1344
01:20:33,542 --> 01:20:35,917
When did you run into
a hippopotamus, Hansa?

1345
01:20:36,251 --> 01:20:37,834
In Africa, Babuji.

1346
01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:43,417
I missed Praful and
was running towards him..

1347
01:20:44,501 --> 01:20:45,584
So?

1348
01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:49,376
The Hippopotamus was
running away from Praful..

1349
01:20:50,001 --> 01:20:52,501
And we collided with each other.

1350
01:20:53,459 --> 01:20:55,667
We had a great time, didn't we?

1351
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:57,167
It's not funny, Hansa.

1352
01:20:58,001 --> 01:21:00,751
The bones of the back and legs
were fractured, don't you remember?

1353
01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:03,834
Yes, Praful, but I heard that the ..

1354
01:21:03,917 --> 01:21:07,501
...hippopotamus
started walking again now.

1355
01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:09,292
Don't get upset.

1356
01:21:09,542 --> 01:21:13,751
To the point!

1357
01:21:13,917 --> 01:21:17,126
The point is.. -The point is..

1358
01:21:17,251 --> 01:21:21,542
Himanshu is featured in the
paper for nabbing a criminal.

1359
01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:25,292
Soon, he will be
featured for committing a crime.

1360
01:21:25,459 --> 01:21:26,542
What do you mean?

1361
01:21:26,667 --> 01:21:30,209
He will be caught red-handed and thus
his reputation will be tarnished.

1362
01:21:31,334 --> 01:21:34,459
Robbery? I like the idea.
- Yes.

1363
01:21:34,751 --> 01:21:36,584
But I don't know how to steal.

1364
01:21:36,667 --> 01:21:37,751
Himanshu!

1365
01:21:37,834 --> 01:21:40,751
I'm there, I'll teach you.

1366
01:21:40,834 --> 01:21:45,376
The Gujrati Parminder has spoken!
Do you know how to steal?

1367
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:46,751
Babuji..

1368
01:21:46,917 --> 01:21:53,042
My heart, my sleep, my sanity,
who do you think has stolen it?

1369
01:21:54,126 --> 01:21:59,959
Praful is the great
thief of hearts! - Hansa!

1370
01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:07,292
We don't want Himanshu
to steal someone's heart!

1371
01:22:07,751 --> 01:22:10,751
That's why we will all accompany
Himanshu for the robbery. - Yes.

1372
01:22:11,042 --> 01:22:14,876
But where do we go
and what do we steal?

1373
01:22:15,751 --> 01:22:19,501
Mr. Grumbles, the robbery
will be committed by you.

1374
01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:22,501
And as for where to steal..

1375
01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:23,667
- Himanshu!

1376
01:22:23,751 --> 01:22:25,459
Brave, young man!

1377
01:22:26,001 --> 01:22:29,751
Chakku, meet my future son-in-law.

1378
01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:33,751
And sir, he is my friend,
Chakku Singh.

1379
01:22:42,834 --> 01:22:44,251
Here we are!

1380
01:22:44,584 --> 01:22:46,751
This is Chakku Singh's bungalow.

1381
01:22:46,876 --> 01:22:48,376
We shall rob him.

1382
01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:52,834
Babuji, you will flee with the
loot and we shall frame Himanshu.

1383
01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:58,667
Go inside and rob the jewelry box,
the statue, a hair dryer..

1384
01:22:58,917 --> 01:23:01,167
Refrigerator, sofa set..

1385
01:23:01,292 --> 01:23:04,834
Hansa, won't Babuji get tired
himself running away..

1386
01:23:04,917 --> 01:23:07,001
...carrying the refrigerator and sofa?

1387
01:23:08,001 --> 01:23:11,834
He has the sofa set,
if he gets tired..

1388
01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:16,209
He could put it down
and rest for a while.

1389
01:23:17,667 --> 01:23:19,834
Have some cold water
from the refrigerator..

1390
01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:21,959
...and carry on. Isn't that, right?

1391
01:23:22,459 --> 01:23:23,876
That's a good idea.

1392
01:23:24,209 --> 01:23:27,584
You're another Hansa! Should I
take the washing maching too?

1393
01:23:27,751 --> 01:23:30,876
I could wash these
clothes along the way.

1394
01:23:32,251 --> 01:23:37,042
Babuji, if you wash these
clothes in the middle of the road..

1395
01:23:37,584 --> 01:23:40,376
What will you wear at that time?

1396
01:23:41,459 --> 01:23:43,292
Won't people say, shame on you?

1397
01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:45,834
I've opened the door.

1398
01:23:47,126 --> 01:23:51,667
Himanshu, touch everything
and leave your fingerprints.

1399
01:23:51,834 --> 01:23:53,376
So they can accuse you.

1400
01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,376
Try to be silent.

1401
01:23:59,084 --> 01:24:01,542
I am so tired.

1402
01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:05,542
This table speaks!

1403
01:24:09,001 --> 01:24:12,376
- That is a piano, Hansa. - Really?

1404
01:24:12,834 --> 01:24:15,751
Himanshu, quickly
leave your fingerprints.

1405
01:24:16,667 --> 01:24:19,667
Even on this one. It'll be superb.

1406
01:24:19,751 --> 01:24:23,667
Himanshu not here, touch the
things in the other rooms.

1407
01:24:24,417 --> 01:24:26,959
Praful, call the police.

1408
01:24:27,834 --> 01:24:28,917
The real ones.

1409
01:24:29,209 --> 01:24:32,001
Should I touch the things over here?

1410
01:24:32,126 --> 01:24:35,292
Of course, there are so
many things. Touch everything!

1411
01:24:38,917 --> 01:24:40,209
What is this?

1412
01:24:40,834 --> 01:24:47,376
Looks like a letter, read it and
leave your fingerprints on it too.

1413
01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,751
Nobody will ever know!

1414
01:24:56,751 --> 01:24:59,751
Hansa, here you are! We
need to make our getaway.

1415
01:25:00,042 --> 01:25:02,376
At least call for the taxi.

1416
01:25:02,501 --> 01:25:04,084
You want a taxi?

1417
01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:07,626
You don't expect me to walk, do you?

1418
01:25:08,709 --> 01:25:12,376
Why don't I just sit here.

1419
01:25:12,751 --> 01:25:18,001
There's no time to sit. Praful
has gone to bring the police.

1420
01:25:19,751 --> 01:25:22,376
Babuji, look over there.

1421
01:25:32,917 --> 01:25:34,376
Oh my God!

1422
01:25:34,834 --> 01:25:36,251
- Jayshree!

1423
01:25:36,334 --> 01:25:37,417
- What happened, Babuji?

1424
01:25:37,501 --> 01:25:39,876
Yes. Oh Lord!

1425
01:25:40,001 --> 01:25:42,042
Himanshu, is the body breathing?

1426
01:25:42,167 --> 01:25:44,292
Yes, my body is fine. First class!

1427
01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:46,459
I meant his!

1428
01:25:46,584 --> 01:25:48,876
What will happen now?!

1429
01:25:49,084 --> 01:25:50,876
What else!

1430
01:25:51,292 --> 01:25:57,126
Instead of robbery, Himanshu
will be accused of murder.

1431
01:25:57,334 --> 01:25:58,751
Life imprisonment.

1432
01:25:58,917 --> 01:26:03,876
That means 14 years of separation
from Parminder and then our reunion?

1433
01:26:04,001 --> 01:26:05,084
Of course.

1434
01:26:06,251 --> 01:26:10,292
That's like 'Veer-Zaara'.

1435
01:26:10,626 --> 01:26:13,209
"For you I have.."

1436
01:26:13,292 --> 01:26:19,667
What are you talking about?
Robbery is fine, but not murder.

1437
01:26:19,751 --> 01:26:21,376
No way, Himanshu.

1438
01:26:21,501 --> 01:26:23,959
Himanshu, listen.
- Yes, listen.

1439
01:26:24,042 --> 01:26:29,042
Babuji, call Praful and tell him
not to bring the police along.

1440
01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:31,584
Himanshu, come let's figure
out where to hide the corpse.

1441
01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:34,001
Babuji, call him.. now!

1442
01:26:34,126 --> 01:26:37,001
I'll call him, don't worry, Hansa.

1443
01:26:37,584 --> 01:26:38,667
Hello, Praful?

1444
01:26:38,751 --> 01:26:40,959
No, this is a Hansa, who are?

1445
01:26:42,292 --> 01:26:44,751
The phone is with her and
she didn't even tell me.

1446
01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:47,042
What will happen now?

1447
01:26:47,584 --> 01:26:48,667
I have no idea.

1448
01:26:50,251 --> 01:26:51,334
Hello.

1449
01:26:53,001 --> 01:26:54,167
Are you a police inspector?

1450
01:26:57,334 --> 01:26:58,417
A real one?

1451
01:27:02,667 --> 01:27:05,584
This is a police station
and I'm wearing the uniform..

1452
01:27:06,167 --> 01:27:08,417
...that means I am a real inspector.

1453
01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:10,751
<i>“One!</i>

1454
01:27:12,251 --> 01:27:15,917
Babuji, you're a natural
at sweeping and swabbing.

1455
01:27:16,001 --> 01:27:18,501
That's true but what about him?

1456
01:27:18,584 --> 01:27:19,667
Babuji!

1457
01:27:20,251 --> 01:27:21,334
Go with her.

1458
01:27:23,167 --> 01:27:24,584
- What? - Come here.

1459
01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:28,584
We should get rid of this corpse.

1460
01:27:28,834 --> 01:27:31,834
But if the police
arrive before that..

1461
01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:33,334
Then we'll say we did it.

1462
01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:34,917
Jayshree.

1463
01:27:36,751 --> 01:27:37,834
Himanshu!

1464
01:27:38,834 --> 01:27:40,417
Chakku Singh's knife..

1465
01:27:40,501 --> 01:27:42,584
We know you didn't do it but..

1466
01:27:42,667 --> 01:27:44,167
What if the police
refuse to believe us?

1467
01:27:44,917 --> 01:27:47,834
Himanshu, you go clean up the mess.

1468
01:27:48,417 --> 01:27:52,834
Babuji, we will tell the
police that Himanshu is innocent.

1469
01:27:53,501 --> 01:27:56,834
Repeat after me, one, two, three..

1470
01:27:57,501 --> 01:28:02,167
Himanshu is innocent, sir. I
stabbed Chakku with the knife.

1471
01:28:02,584 --> 01:28:03,667
Very good.

1472
01:28:04,834 --> 01:28:05,917
Oh Lord!

1473
01:28:08,167 --> 01:28:11,834
We have to hide the body somewhere
else. Change come on, change!

1474
01:28:11,917 --> 01:28:16,667
Change? But I didn't get
a spare saree! What is?

1475
01:28:16,751 --> 01:28:21,584
Change the place of
the body! I'll kill you!

1476
01:28:22,084 --> 01:28:24,834
Babuji, we're having a
hard time with one corpse..

1477
01:28:24,917 --> 01:28:26,834
...and you're talking
about another one!

1478
01:28:26,917 --> 01:28:29,501
And you said that about Hansa!

1479
01:28:29,584 --> 01:28:31,834
Come on, the bathroom is that way.
Let's take the body there.

1480
01:28:31,917 --> 01:28:34,084
Make it quick. He has
been here for so long..

1481
01:28:34,167 --> 01:28:35,834
...perhaps he needs
to use the bathroom.

1482
01:28:35,917 --> 01:28:37,001
Shut up, Hansa!

1483
01:28:37,334 --> 01:28:40,334
Himanshu, put the
knife back, the way it was.

1484
01:28:40,417 --> 01:28:42,334
Babuji, come along, we will..

1485
01:28:43,667 --> 01:28:45,834
You remember what to
tell the police, don't you?

1486
01:28:48,834 --> 01:28:49,917
Jayshree..

1487
01:28:51,501 --> 01:28:53,667
I'm here with the real inspector.

1488
01:28:54,917 --> 01:28:57,001
I brought him here. l..

1489
01:28:58,334 --> 01:29:00,501
For once, he does something right!

1490
01:29:00,667 --> 01:29:05,501
Inspector, my brother-in-law,
Himanshu.

1491
01:29:06,834 --> 01:29:08,417
Knife? What is happening here?

1492
01:29:08,667 --> 01:29:11,751
Babuji, let's say this together.
One, two, three..

1493
01:29:12,584 --> 01:29:16,251
- Inspector, Himanshu is innocent.

1494
01:29:16,667 --> 01:29:19,501
I stabbed Chakku with the knife!

1495
01:29:24,834 --> 01:29:26,167
Himanshu, hands up.

1496
01:29:27,251 --> 01:29:28,417
That he is!

1497
01:29:31,584 --> 01:29:33,917
His heart is beating.. he is alive.

1498
01:29:35,501 --> 01:29:39,001
There is a heavy blood loss. We
need at least ten units of blood.

1499
01:29:39,084 --> 01:29:43,501
Doctor you can have all my blood.
In fact, there's more at home.

1500
01:29:44,334 --> 01:29:47,001
At home? You keep
your blood at home?

1501
01:29:47,084 --> 01:29:49,334
I mean, my son. After all,
he is my blood!

1502
01:29:50,001 --> 01:29:54,417
- Doctor, please
save Chakku. - Save him!

1503
01:29:54,667 --> 01:29:55,834
- Himanshu!

1504
01:29:57,917 --> 01:29:59,251
That's Hansa's voice.

1505
01:29:59,334 --> 01:30:00,917
Where are you?

1506
01:30:01,001 --> 01:30:02,501
That means she is here as well.

1507
01:30:04,251 --> 01:30:06,584
Look, whom I brought along!

1508
01:30:08,001 --> 01:30:10,751
Hold on! What is the meaning
of this? Who are these people?

1509
01:30:10,834 --> 01:30:14,667
Inspector, they are from the news
channels. This is 'Knot Really' news.

1510
01:30:14,834 --> 01:30:20,001
This 'Freshly Made Up' news, and
this is 'Repeats and More' news.

1511
01:30:20,751 --> 01:30:25,501
And Inspector, please..
this is Hansa. My Hansa.

1512
01:30:25,834 --> 01:30:30,001
Inspector, over here.
Make way! Take a look.

1513
01:30:30,251 --> 01:30:34,501
We have drums, trumpets,
everything.

1514
01:30:34,584 --> 01:30:36,834
L.. I brought them, Inspector.

1515
01:30:36,917 --> 01:30:38,001
But, Why?!

1516
01:30:38,251 --> 01:30:40,834
Himanshu! Where are you hiding?

1517
01:30:40,917 --> 01:30:43,667
What is happening here?
And who is here now?

1518
01:30:49,834 --> 01:30:54,417
Traitor! Murderer! You
tried to kill my friend.

1519
01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:57,501
He did, he did
- not me!

1520
01:30:57,584 --> 01:31:01,834
I hope now you object to
me marrying Parminder.

1521
01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:06,167
Object? My friend Chakku
is fighting for his life!

1522
01:31:07,001 --> 01:31:08,084
Everybody!

1523
01:31:09,001 --> 01:31:12,917
We will die but never get
Parminder married to you!

1524
01:31:13,501 --> 01:31:16,501
He said it! Start playing!

1525
01:31:26,834 --> 01:31:29,251
Let's go. These people are all mad!

1526
01:31:30,834 --> 01:31:32,167
Stop it.

1527
01:31:32,251 --> 01:31:34,251
Madam, just one photo, please

1528
01:31:36,334 --> 01:31:37,667
You go over there.

1529
01:31:37,751 --> 01:31:41,084
They are taking pictures. Pose.

1530
01:31:41,834 --> 01:31:47,834
Himanshu, look. They are
all fighting for your photo!

1531
01:31:49,834 --> 01:31:55,334
Now your love story is a
legend and famous too.

1532
01:31:55,417 --> 01:31:57,001
"Let's go.. Let's go.."

1533
01:31:57,667 --> 01:32:00,334
"Let's go to Bhonsle market."

1534
01:32:00,667 --> 01:32:02,251
"Let's go.. Let's go.."

1535
01:32:03,834 --> 01:32:06,084
"Let's go to.."

1536
01:32:06,834 --> 01:32:10,834
"..Bhonsle market."

1537
01:32:19,167 --> 01:32:23,334
- Himanshu. - Parminder.

1538
01:32:25,834 --> 01:32:30,251
You know, in reality I can't
think too much.. it hurts my brain.

1539
01:32:31,584 --> 01:32:34,417
But the fact that you
would try to kill someone..

1540
01:32:36,084 --> 01:32:38,167
I couldn't have
imagined even in my dreams!

1541
01:32:38,251 --> 01:32:40,834
But Parminder..

1542
01:32:41,084 --> 01:32:42,167
My dear sister..

1543
01:32:42,834 --> 01:32:45,084
Brother!

1544
01:32:45,834 --> 01:32:47,001
Listen Parminder!

1545
01:32:49,917 --> 01:32:52,834
You made my sister cry?

1546
01:32:55,834 --> 01:32:58,501
You were expecting to marry
her next week, weren't you?

1547
01:33:00,001 --> 01:33:03,667
Now, she will marry
Parminder from our community.

1548
01:33:03,917 --> 01:33:05,084
Babuji..

1549
01:33:05,667 --> 01:33:08,417
Babuji has already
been released on bail.

1550
01:33:08,501 --> 01:33:12,501
Now what? - That Tiwari
got pickle with his dinner.

1551
01:33:12,751 --> 01:33:14,917
Why didn't I get it?
Because I'm a Gujrati?

1552
01:33:15,001 --> 01:33:18,251
I hope you are released on bail too.

1553
01:33:19,001 --> 01:33:23,751
So you can see my
sister marrying Parminder.

1554
01:33:24,334 --> 01:33:25,417
Babuji..

1555
01:33:25,501 --> 01:33:26,584
Come to Chandigarh.

1556
01:33:27,167 --> 01:33:28,834
On the morning of the 25th!

1557
01:33:29,917 --> 01:33:31,001
Here's the invitation.

1558
01:33:56,667 --> 01:33:58,834
I want a rental car with
a big boot outside the..

1559
01:33:58,917 --> 01:34:01,834
...High court on the
24th of this month.

1560
01:34:02,334 --> 01:34:05,167
Isn't the case hearing
on the 24th as well?

1561
01:34:05,251 --> 01:34:06,917
Exactly, that is why we need a car.

1562
01:34:07,084 --> 01:34:08,917
We shall prove that
Himanshu is innocent and

1563
01:34:09,001 --> 01:34:11,751
leave for Chandigarh
to stop the wedding.

1564
01:34:11,834 --> 01:34:12,917
Okay.

1565
01:34:13,001 --> 01:34:16,834
Now think who will
represent Himanshu.

1566
01:34:17,084 --> 01:34:18,584
Place your hand on the Gita and say..

1567
01:34:20,751 --> 01:34:24,084
"L swear to tell the whole
truth and nothing but the truth."

1568
01:34:25,001 --> 01:34:28,834
You will tell the whole
truth and nothing but the truth.

1569
01:34:30,001 --> 01:34:31,084
Done.

1570
01:34:31,167 --> 01:34:32,251
But..

1571
01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:34,001
You are supposed to say that.

1572
01:34:34,501 --> 01:34:35,834
Of course, I just said it.

1573
01:34:37,417 --> 01:34:38,501
Your Honour..

1574
01:34:38,584 --> 01:34:39,667
Order..

1575
01:34:40,417 --> 01:34:44,834
Your Honour, the
accused in the witness box..

1576
01:34:44,917 --> 01:34:47,334
...may be acting like a fool,
but he is a cold blooded killer.

1577
01:34:48,084 --> 01:34:51,834
He tried to kill Chakku
Singh Ahluwalia with a knife..

1578
01:34:51,917 --> 01:34:54,167
...and I shall prove this.

1579
01:34:54,584 --> 01:34:57,834
The first witness, Praful Parekh.

1580
01:34:58,667 --> 01:35:00,501
That's me, your Honour.

1581
01:35:00,584 --> 01:35:02,084
Yes we know.

1582
01:35:02,834 --> 01:35:06,667
Mr. Parekh, I want you to
answer my questions truthfully.

1583
01:35:06,751 --> 01:35:07,834
Are you a lawyer?

1584
01:35:09,334 --> 01:35:10,667
Here we go!

1585
01:35:12,167 --> 01:35:15,167
I'm here in the court,
wearing a black cloak.

1586
01:35:15,251 --> 01:35:16,501
That means I'm a lawyer, isn't it?

1587
01:35:16,584 --> 01:35:19,667
Not really. You
could also be a magician.

1588
01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:22,251
And that's why you
are wearing a cloak.

1589
01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:23,751
Like the magician K. Lal.

1590
01:35:24,167 --> 01:35:27,917
K. Lal, the magician, wears a red
cloak. And I'm wearing a black one.

1591
01:35:28,001 --> 01:35:29,501
Probably because you
practice black magic!

1592
01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:34,251
Order.. be serious, please!

1593
01:35:34,751 --> 01:35:37,001
Your name?

1594
01:35:37,667 --> 01:35:39,167
Praful. And you are?

1595
01:35:40,834 --> 01:35:42,917
Pandit, Advocate Pandit.

1596
01:35:43,501 --> 01:35:46,001
Pandit? As in the Pandit
community from Uttar Pradesh?

1597
01:35:47,834 --> 01:35:49,501
No, my family is from
the state of Karnataka.

1598
01:35:49,751 --> 01:35:51,251
Oh, Ludhiana!

1599
01:35:52,501 --> 01:35:54,584
I said, my family
hails from Karnataka.

1600
01:35:54,667 --> 01:35:56,251
And Ludhiana isn't
situated in Karnataka.

1601
01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:57,751
Then where is it?

1602
01:35:58,584 --> 01:35:59,667
In Punjab!

1603
01:35:59,751 --> 01:36:02,167
But you just said that
your family is from Karnataka.

1604
01:36:03,251 --> 01:36:07,001
- Yes, my family is from Karnataka.
- Then why did you say Punjab?

1605
01:36:08,084 --> 01:36:10,667
Ludhiana! Ludhiana is in Punjab.

1606
01:36:10,751 --> 01:36:13,001
Oh, so your family
isn't in Ludhiana?

1607
01:36:14,417 --> 01:36:17,667
How can they be? Since Ludhiana
isn't situated in Karnataka,

1608
01:36:17,751 --> 01:36:19,084
my family can't be there.

1609
01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:20,584
Can't be where? In Karnataka?

1610
01:36:21,251 --> 01:36:22,917
In Ludhiana, in Punjab!

1611
01:36:25,084 --> 01:36:27,501
- Who? - My family! My family!

1612
01:36:29,167 --> 01:36:30,417
What's wrong with your family?

1613
01:36:30,501 --> 01:36:33,667
Mr. Praful, his
family is fine in Punjab.

1614
01:36:34,001 --> 01:36:36,334
- In Karnataka! - Okay

1615
01:36:36,417 --> 01:36:37,501
Where? Gangtok?

1616
01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:39,667
Silence!

1617
01:36:39,751 --> 01:36:41,167
. Okay--

1618
01:36:41,251 --> 01:36:43,334
Yes, in Gangtok.

1619
01:36:44,251 --> 01:36:47,834
Now, we will talk about your family.
And you have to tell the truth.

1620
01:36:49,251 --> 01:36:50,834
Kindly tell the court..

1621
01:36:50,917 --> 01:36:53,917
...how is Himanshu related to you?

1622
01:36:55,417 --> 01:36:59,334
He is my brother-in-law.

1623
01:37:01,501 --> 01:37:04,084
- My Hansa's brother. - Okay.

1624
01:37:05,334 --> 01:37:08,501
- He is a caterer. - Okay.

1625
01:37:09,501 --> 01:37:10,834
He is a good cook.

1626
01:37:13,417 --> 01:37:18,584
- And he is very good at
cutting vegetables. - Okay.

1627
01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:20,417
- Potatoes..

1628
01:37:23,167 --> 01:37:24,251
- Brinjal..

1629
01:37:27,501 --> 01:37:28,584
- Cauliflower..

1630
01:37:30,167 --> 01:37:32,834
Alright, potatoes,
cauliflower, green peas..

1631
01:37:33,084 --> 01:37:36,084
No, not green peas. Those he peels.

1632
01:37:36,834 --> 01:37:37,917
He cuts the cauliflower,
very finely.

1633
01:37:38,834 --> 01:37:40,084
Order! Order!

1634
01:37:40,251 --> 01:37:42,501
- My Lord, this man.. - Sit down..

1635
01:37:42,667 --> 01:37:45,834
Praful turned the
opposition lawyer pale.

1636
01:37:46,084 --> 01:37:48,584
Praful was merely
the initial attack.

1637
01:37:48,751 --> 01:37:50,834
Now, it's time to let
loose the heavy artillery.

1638
01:37:59,834 --> 01:38:02,834
Hello, how are? Eat
something before you leave.

1639
01:38:03,584 --> 01:38:07,626
Can you believe that aunt Hansa
is actually Hansa Parekh BA, LLB?!

1640
01:38:07,834 --> 01:38:11,667
Although, the fact is that
the principal of..

1641
01:38:11,751 --> 01:38:13,667
...her college was her father.

1642
01:38:13,917 --> 01:38:16,459
The professor of the
college was mummy's uncle..

1643
01:38:16,917 --> 01:38:20,251
And it was aunt Jayshree
that appeared for mummy's exams!

1644
01:38:22,042 --> 01:38:27,292
First of all tell
the court your name.

1645
01:38:27,917 --> 01:38:29,001
Himanshu.

1646
01:38:29,084 --> 01:38:30,751
Is this your complete name?

1647
01:38:31,251 --> 01:38:33,584
Yes, it's completely my name.

1648
01:38:33,917 --> 01:38:37,667
It completely belongs to Himanshu.
Please note down this..

1649
01:38:38,251 --> 01:38:39,417
Note it down?

1650
01:38:40,917 --> 01:38:43,834
Kindly tell us, on the day you
went to Chakku Singh's house..

1651
01:38:43,917 --> 01:38:46,751
What did you see?

1652
01:38:47,584 --> 01:38:49,751
Well, I saw 'Bidaai' on
Star Plus in the morning..

1653
01:38:50,501 --> 01:38:53,751
And an Amitabh Bachchan film
in the evening, 'Andhaa Kanoon'.

1654
01:38:53,834 --> 01:38:55,917
Yeah.. We saw it together,
isn't it?

1655
01:38:56,251 --> 01:38:57,917
That's not what she meant, nutcase!

1656
01:38:58,001 --> 01:39:00,917
What did you see at
Chakku Singh's house?

1657
01:39:01,001 --> 01:39:03,917
We didn't see anything since
we didn't switch on the TV.

1658
01:39:05,251 --> 01:39:06,667
Hey, judge!

1659
01:39:06,751 --> 01:39:11,209
When we go to someone's house, we
shouldn't switch on the TV ourselves.

1660
01:39:11,292 --> 01:39:13,501
Our kids have taught us this.

1661
01:39:13,584 --> 01:39:14,917
Order.. please!

1662
01:39:15,251 --> 01:39:16,334
We're doomed!

1663
01:39:17,334 --> 01:39:19,751
Praful, what does 'order' mean?

1664
01:39:19,917 --> 01:39:21,042
Order means..

1665
01:39:21,126 --> 01:39:22,459
Your Honour, allow me.

1666
01:39:23,417 --> 01:39:27,917
Order, Hansa! Remember we went
on the set of the horror film?

1667
01:39:28,501 --> 01:39:30,751
The director was telling
the actress to act scared.

1668
01:39:31,251 --> 01:39:34,001
He said there is a
ghost in front of you..

1669
01:39:34,084 --> 01:39:36,876
<i>'Aur dart. Aur dart.
Be afraid, be afraid.'</i>

1670
01:39:37,584 --> 01:39:42,917
Oh yes, aur darr.. be afraid.

1671
01:39:43,501 --> 01:39:47,334
Listen, you two. Better stop flirting
around in the court or else..

1672
01:39:47,417 --> 01:39:48,501
Objection!

1673
01:39:49,251 --> 01:39:51,834
You idiot, he's the judge!

1674
01:39:53,084 --> 01:39:55,084
You can't object to what I say!

1675
01:39:55,667 --> 01:40:01,167
And Praful, you are so scared when
the doctor gives you an objection.

1676
01:40:02,126 --> 01:40:06,917
Hansa sister, what the doctorjabs him
with isn't called an objection.

1677
01:40:07,501 --> 01:40:11,126
Exactly, it's called a table!

1678
01:40:11,209 --> 01:40:13,251
Your doctor hits you with a table?

1679
01:40:14,251 --> 01:40:16,459
- Sometimes even a chair. - Chair?

1680
01:40:16,542 --> 01:40:19,751
And if I don't leave, he sometimes
even throws a patient at me.

1681
01:40:20,501 --> 01:40:22,001
- Is it so?

1682
01:40:22,084 --> 01:40:24,667
Yes. Don't you remember the other
day Praful was hit..

1683
01:40:24,751 --> 01:40:26,626
...by that Marwari boy?

1684
01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:29,751
Mrs. Hansa, be quiet and
proceed with the case!

1685
01:40:30,334 --> 01:40:31,417
Okay!

1686
01:40:32,501 --> 01:40:33,917
O God!

1687
01:40:41,209 --> 01:40:42,292
Six words?

1688
01:40:44,501 --> 01:40:46,084
Why is she suddenly playing dumb?

1689
01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:49,542
My?

1690
01:40:55,667 --> 01:40:56,917
Head?

1691
01:40:58,584 --> 01:40:59,667
A zip on my head?

1692
01:41:00,501 --> 01:41:02,334
- He's got a zip on
his head? - Be quiet.

1693
01:41:02,417 --> 01:41:08,667
Hansa, why are you explaining
things to him in sign language?

1694
01:41:08,751 --> 01:41:13,542
You asked me to be quiet
and proceed with the case!

1695
01:41:13,917 --> 01:41:15,001
Oh my God!

1696
01:41:16,584 --> 01:41:21,209
You crib whether I
speak or remain silent.

1697
01:41:22,667 --> 01:41:26,917
Fine, you may speak!

1698
01:41:27,001 --> 01:41:28,292
Now he tells me to speak.

1699
01:41:29,251 --> 01:41:31,834
So, Himanshu, when Praful and..

1700
01:41:31,917 --> 01:41:34,834
...the Inspector came over
to Chakku Singh's house..

1701
01:41:34,917 --> 01:41:37,751
What did they see in the room?

1702
01:41:38,251 --> 01:41:40,292
They saw me with a knife in my hand.

1703
01:41:40,376 --> 01:41:42,834
And a big wound in
Chaku Singh's stomach.

1704
01:41:46,042 --> 01:41:47,917
Oh, a wound, then what?

1705
01:41:48,001 --> 01:41:52,542
Then the Inspector
complimented Himanshu, coroner!

1706
01:41:53,084 --> 01:41:54,917
When did I compliment him?

1707
01:41:55,251 --> 01:42:00,292
Didn't you say,
'Himanshu handsome, handsome'?

1708
01:42:00,501 --> 01:42:02,542
Look the merry go
round is starting again.

1709
01:42:02,626 --> 01:42:05,751
Hansa is confusing
hands up with handsome!

1710
01:42:06,667 --> 01:42:08,209
Shut up!

1711
01:42:08,292 --> 01:42:13,584
Oh please! Shut up is the English
word for pulling your shirt up!

1712
01:42:14,501 --> 01:42:15,584
Easy easy..

1713
01:42:15,834 --> 01:42:16,917
Okay.

1714
01:42:17,501 --> 01:42:18,584
Okay..

1715
01:42:20,251 --> 01:42:23,501
Okay, hands up means
a good looking man!

1716
01:42:23,667 --> 01:42:25,417
Now you got it!

1717
01:42:25,501 --> 01:42:27,584
The inspector complimented Himanshu.

1718
01:42:28,251 --> 01:42:32,501
But.. - Let's say he did,
but what does this prove?

1719
01:42:33,251 --> 01:42:37,167
It proves that Himanshu
didn't stab Chakku Singh!

1720
01:42:38,501 --> 01:42:39,834
How is that?

1721
01:42:40,584 --> 01:42:43,834
If Himanshu had stabbed
Chakku Singh with the knife, ..

1722
01:42:43,917 --> 01:42:47,667
...would the inspector
compliment Himanshu?

1723
01:42:48,376 --> 01:42:49,459
Tell me.

1724
01:42:49,542 --> 01:42:52,084
What.. What are you..
- Answer me, your Honour!

1725
01:42:52,167 --> 01:42:54,667
Tell me.

1726
01:42:54,751 --> 01:42:56,084
- We won, we won!

1727
01:43:02,584 --> 01:43:07,042
Great, my darling! You are amazing.

1728
01:43:07,126 --> 01:43:11,251
Wow! You are like a female
Sunny Deol from 'Damini'.

1729
01:43:13,251 --> 01:43:16,917
- There, I have proved it.
- Yes, of course!

1730
01:43:17,001 --> 01:43:20,917
- Okay, Himanshu, let's go!
- Let's go. We've won!

1731
01:43:21,251 --> 01:43:25,417
What do you mean, let's go?
Enough! Your Honour, stop them!

1732
01:43:25,501 --> 01:43:26,917
Easy easy..

1733
01:43:27,001 --> 01:43:31,917
He tried to kill Chakku
Singh to usurp his property.

1734
01:43:32,251 --> 01:43:35,751
He had a knife in one hand and
near him a man bleeding to death.

1735
01:43:36,167 --> 01:43:37,251
What now?

1736
01:43:38,251 --> 01:43:40,084
Stop talking nonsense,
you black and white!

1737
01:43:40,584 --> 01:43:46,417
Coroner, Himanshu could never usurp
his wealth, even if he wanted to.

1738
01:43:47,251 --> 01:43:48,542
Because he said..

1739
01:43:48,626 --> 01:43:50,834
"After my death, my wealth is to ..

1740
01:43:50,917 --> 01:43:53,834
...be given to charity.
This is my last 'dish'."

1741
01:43:53,917 --> 01:43:56,667
It's here in his suicide note.

1742
01:43:57,251 --> 01:44:00,084
Holy cow! He tried
to commit suicide?

1743
01:44:00,251 --> 01:44:01,334
Yes!

1744
01:44:01,417 --> 01:44:02,584
Suicide!

1745
01:44:03,251 --> 01:44:05,917
Himanshu, show the note to the
Judge. Hey Judge look at this.

1746
01:44:06,001 --> 01:44:08,834
- Here, have a look.
- Give it here..

1747
01:44:09,251 --> 01:44:11,667
Is he giving it or not?!

1748
01:44:11,751 --> 01:44:14,542
I''m stabbing
myself with this knife.

1749
01:44:14,917 --> 01:44:21,584
After my death give my wealth to
charity. This is my last 'dish'."

1750
01:44:21,667 --> 01:44:22,751
Signed Chakku Singh.

1751
01:44:22,917 --> 01:44:27,001
Himanshu it is wish not dish!

1752
01:44:27,917 --> 01:44:34,542
It says dish over here.
R.. r.. R for dosa!

1753
01:44:34,626 --> 01:44:37,917
R for dosa is wrong, its D for dosa.

1754
01:44:38,251 --> 01:44:40,251
But I'm talking
about masala dosa.

1755
01:44:41,084 --> 01:44:43,667
Well, then that would
be a M. How can it be R?

1756
01:44:43,751 --> 01:44:45,417
What if I want a
Rava masala dosa!!

1757
01:44:48,251 --> 01:44:50,501
If you had the suicide note,
why didn't you mention it?

1758
01:44:50,584 --> 01:44:55,626
If we did, Himanshu and
Parminder would never be separated.

1759
01:44:56,251 --> 01:44:57,334
Exactly!

1760
01:44:57,584 --> 01:45:00,334
You both deserve
to be in the museum!

1761
01:45:00,417 --> 01:45:01,917
Oh!
- Mummy, saree!

1762
01:45:02,001 --> 01:45:04,917
Later on! We need to reach Chandigarh
before seven tomorrow morning.

1763
01:45:05,001 --> 01:45:06,459
Yes, hurry UP!

1764
01:45:06,542 --> 01:45:09,917
Hold on! Do you know
the way to Chandigarh?

1765
01:45:10,001 --> 01:45:11,417
I know the way.

1766
01:45:11,501 --> 01:45:13,417
I went there six months ago
to bring flowers for Hansa.

1767
01:45:14,251 --> 01:45:16,126
Go straight on the highway.

1768
01:45:16,917 --> 01:45:18,834
At the main signal at Jaipur..

1769
01:45:18,917 --> 01:45:20,001
...you'll see a black
dog with its tongue out..

1770
01:45:20,917 --> 01:45:23,042
In this way. Take a
left from there. - Okay.

1771
01:45:23,584 --> 01:45:27,084
Praful, you idiot. You
went there six months ago.

1772
01:45:27,251 --> 01:45:28,834
You think the black dog is still..

1773
01:45:28,917 --> 01:45:32,042
...there at Jaipur's main
signal with its tongue out?

1774
01:45:32,251 --> 01:45:33,542
What if it ran away from there?

1775
01:45:35,084 --> 01:45:38,584
What if it did? The main
signal will still be there.

1776
01:45:39,251 --> 01:45:42,417
We need to take a left at the signal,
doesn't matter where the dog is.

1777
01:45:43,917 --> 01:45:48,917
- And he calls you an idiot!
- Let's go now.

1778
01:45:49,251 --> 01:45:50,626
Okay, let's move it. Quick.

1779
01:45:53,917 --> 01:45:55,001
Let's go.

1780
01:45:55,084 --> 01:45:58,292
Father, this car works.

1781
01:46:00,251 --> 01:46:02,459
Okay, fine, let's drive!

1782
01:46:02,542 --> 01:46:05,917
Jayshree, come fast.
- Praful, I'm dressed up.

1783
01:46:06,001 --> 01:46:08,251
Great. Okay, now get in.

1784
01:46:08,334 --> 01:46:13,459
Don't push me. Let's
get there quickly.

1785
01:46:22,084 --> 01:46:27,917
Now - Parminder - will - marry
- Himanshu - cancel - Parminder

1786
01:46:58,251 --> 01:47:01,167
My dear, your wedding
procession has arrived.

1787
01:47:01,834 --> 01:47:05,459
Garland Parminder
before you go to the temple.

1788
01:47:14,917 --> 01:47:17,751
Repeats and More news channel
brings you this breaking news..

1789
01:47:17,834 --> 01:47:21,501
There's an unusual twist in
Himanshu and Parminder's love story.

1790
01:47:21,584 --> 01:47:25,084
Mummy, wait.. mummy, look at this.

1791
01:47:25,667 --> 01:47:27,917
Parminder and Parminder,
what are you doing here?

1792
01:47:28,001 --> 01:47:29,084
The procession has arrived.

1793
01:47:29,167 --> 01:47:31,917
Look, Himanshu uncle on the TV.

1794
01:47:32,251 --> 01:47:33,501
Himanshu Uncle?

1795
01:47:33,917 --> 01:47:37,251
Himanshu has been acquitted.
Now over to Kanishka.

1796
01:47:37,501 --> 01:47:39,751
Chakku Singh
Ahluwalia is also over here.

1797
01:47:39,917 --> 01:47:41,834
And he has regained consciousness..

1798
01:47:41,917 --> 01:47:43,459
Over to Mr. Ahluwalia.

1799
01:47:43,542 --> 01:47:45,376
Tell us what happened that day?

1800
01:47:45,459 --> 01:47:48,917
I tried to kill myself. I
survived by God's grace.

1801
01:47:49,251 --> 01:47:51,501
- I'll try again tomorrow. - Oh no!

1802
01:47:53,084 --> 01:47:55,917
- Here are the tall trees.
Get out everyone.

1803
01:47:59,042 --> 01:48:01,376
Hurry up! Get down fast.

1804
01:48:01,459 --> 01:48:03,542
I'm so tired..

1805
01:48:04,084 --> 01:48:05,917
Praful, come fast..

1806
01:48:06,001 --> 01:48:09,376
Look! Parminder is
getting married. Parminder!

1807
01:48:09,459 --> 01:48:11,834
Stop. Stop. - Parminder,
I'm here. Don't marry him.

1808
01:48:12,251 --> 01:48:13,751
- Parminder!

1809
01:48:13,917 --> 01:48:15,584
- Parminder's father..

1810
01:48:15,667 --> 01:48:19,167
Oh dear, wait! Stop!
We made a huge mistake.

1811
01:48:19,251 --> 01:48:20,667
Parminder's father..

1812
01:48:23,917 --> 01:48:27,167
Parminder, listen to me!

1813
01:48:27,251 --> 01:48:28,834
Parminder!

1814
01:48:29,584 --> 01:48:30,667
Parminder!

1815
01:48:30,751 --> 01:48:31,834
Himanshu!

1816
01:48:32,251 --> 01:48:34,167
- Stop! - No Parminder!

1817
01:48:34,251 --> 01:48:36,917
You shouldn't even look at him!
- Brother.

1818
01:48:38,501 --> 01:48:40,751
Himanshu is not guilty!

1819
01:48:41,667 --> 01:48:45,584
- Himanshu was proven innocent
and he's come here himself, idiot!

1820
01:48:45,667 --> 01:48:47,501
I don't want to hear a thing!

1821
01:48:47,584 --> 01:48:50,251
Go away from here.
Otherwise my gun will speak!

1822
01:48:50,334 --> 01:48:51,584
Brother..

1823
01:48:54,501 --> 01:48:56,251
He is a killer!

1824
01:48:56,334 --> 01:49:05,459
No, Chakku tried to commit suicide.
Himanshu didn't try to kill him.

1825
01:49:05,542 --> 01:49:10,917
Parminder.. don't put
the garland on Parminder!

1826
01:49:11,834 --> 01:49:14,459
Himanshu..

1827
01:49:14,917 --> 01:49:16,917
Parminder..

1828
01:49:18,834 --> 01:49:20,751
Himanshu! What are you
looking for in the grass?

1829
01:49:20,834 --> 01:49:23,584
He fell down. Help him up.
Are you alright?

1830
01:49:23,834 --> 01:49:28,042
Parminder, don't put
the garland on Parminder!

1831
01:49:29,251 --> 01:49:32,667
She can't put the garland anyway!

1832
01:49:32,917 --> 01:49:35,501
My son didn't make
it for the wedding.

1833
01:49:35,584 --> 01:49:36,667
Look there!

1834
01:49:38,917 --> 01:49:40,001
What's this?

1835
01:49:40,084 --> 01:49:41,251
There is no groom on the horse.

1836
01:49:41,501 --> 01:49:43,917
He didn't get leave
from his office. - Why?

1837
01:49:44,167 --> 01:49:45,876
But you still came
here with the fanfare?

1838
01:49:45,959 --> 01:49:48,834
If you don't go to the
bride's house with this fanfare..

1839
01:49:48,917 --> 01:49:51,501
...it's a shame for
the bride's family.

1840
01:49:51,584 --> 01:49:52,667
You have a point.

1841
01:49:52,751 --> 01:49:57,334
Yes, and now we saw it on
the TV. Himanshu is innocent.

1842
01:49:57,834 --> 01:50:00,751
Brother.. Brother.. Let me go.

1843
01:50:01,417 --> 01:50:03,251
Parminder, please.

1844
01:50:05,667 --> 01:50:11,209
Darling, Himanshu is calling you.
No one can love you like this.

1845
01:50:12,584 --> 01:50:14,459
Himanshu..

1846
01:50:21,251 --> 01:50:25,001
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market."

1847
01:50:25,084 --> 01:50:28,084
"Let's go to Bhonsle Market."

1848
01:50:28,251 --> 01:50:30,126
Young man, please forgive me.

1849
01:50:31,542 --> 01:50:32,626
Everybody!

1850
01:50:32,917 --> 01:50:35,834
- Even if we go
looking with a lamp..

1851
01:50:35,917 --> 01:50:39,126
We won't find a better match,
for our darling daughter, than you.

1852
01:50:40,251 --> 01:50:41,334
- Parminder!

1853
01:50:41,417 --> 01:50:43,042
Himanshu..

1854
01:51:06,292 --> 01:51:11,834
Parminder, I wanted my
love story to be great.

1855
01:51:13,251 --> 01:51:15,417
But I forget what my
grandma used to say.

1856
01:51:16,917 --> 01:51:18,209
She would say..

1857
01:51:18,917 --> 01:51:24,834
'Every love story is great,
where there is true love.'

1858
01:51:28,542 --> 01:51:29,626
Himanshu..

1859
01:51:31,917 --> 01:51:33,209
...will you marry me and..

1860
01:51:34,501 --> 01:51:40,042
...share your grandma's
wisdom with me all my life?

1861
01:51:41,251 --> 01:51:42,917
But, my grandma is no longer alive..

1862
01:51:44,501 --> 01:51:47,501
...so I don't know about her wisdom.

1863
01:51:49,251 --> 01:51:54,167
But I want to share my life and
wisdom only with you, because..

1864
01:51:56,417 --> 01:51:57,751
I love you, Parminder.

1865
01:51:59,501 --> 01:52:01,084
Same to you Himanshu!

1866
01:52:17,376 --> 01:52:18,459
Here brave young man!

1867
01:52:22,251 --> 01:52:23,334
Here my dear.

1868
01:52:25,917 --> 01:52:27,751
Come Himanshu, time to do it.

1869
01:52:32,417 --> 01:52:35,084
There, I did it.
- Beautiful, Himanshu, great!

1870
01:52:35,917 --> 01:52:37,751
Darn you, Hansa-with-a-moustache!

1871
01:52:38,876 --> 01:52:39,959
What happened?

1872
01:52:40,042 --> 01:52:43,667
To do it doesn't
mean to throw it away!

1873
01:52:43,917 --> 01:52:45,001
Silence!

1874
01:52:45,084 --> 01:52:47,584
Look at Babuji. He's insulting
me in front of these people!

1875
01:52:47,751 --> 01:52:49,167
Himanshu, just shoot Babuji!

1876
01:52:50,251 --> 01:52:51,334
With pleasure!

1877
01:53:02,251 --> 01:53:04,001
Female Rajkumar Hirani!

1878
01:53:04,917 --> 01:53:08,209
Superb! That was a superb story!

1879
01:53:11,251 --> 01:53:16,542
"Slap tension hard."

1880
01:53:17,334 --> 01:53:19,501
"Wipe worry from your face.."

1881
01:53:19,584 --> 01:53:22,917
Do you know how to ring a bell?

1882
01:53:23,667 --> 01:53:26,876
We just want the girl. We get
the girl, you get a wedding!

1883
01:53:27,251 --> 01:53:28,917
What's wrong, doctor?

1884
01:53:29,001 --> 01:53:31,834
- Chicken pox. - ls it
tandoori or butter chicken?

1885
01:53:31,917 --> 01:53:33,584
Parminder, it's chicken tikka pox!

1886
01:53:33,667 --> 01:53:38,126
It means cut..

1887
01:53:38,584 --> 01:53:39,667
Jayshree!

1888
01:53:39,751 --> 01:53:44,209
Okay? Rolling..

1889
01:53:44,292 --> 01:53:46,751
Very good. Going for shot!

1890
01:53:50,917 --> 01:53:53,751
Next!

1891
01:53:53,834 --> 01:53:55,667
Bye Babuji, bye--

1892
01:53:56,251 --> 01:53:59,751
- What's he buying? - He
is saying bye, he's going!!

1893
01:54:02,417 --> 01:54:03,542
Parminder!

1894
01:54:07,584 --> 01:54:08,667
Hansa!

1895
01:54:09,667 --> 01:54:14,126
What do you mean, hmm? In
such a situation.. sorry!

1896
01:54:14,209 --> 01:54:15,751
Sorry!
- SOrry! <i>-</i> Sorry!

1897
01:54:15,917 --> 01:54:22,126
"Prepare a khichadi of dance."

1898
01:54:25,501 --> 01:54:29,251
"Prepare a khichadi of dance.
Punjabi Bhangra."

1899
01:54:29,334 --> 01:54:33,251
"Marathi Garbha. Gujarati Dandhya."

1900
01:54:34,334 --> 01:54:40,459
"With a bit of Lavani and a bit
of spice and a bit of disco.."

1901
01:54:41,251 --> 01:54:47,084
"Make a cocktail of all the
styles and create your own style."

1902
01:54:47,251 --> 01:54:52,834
"Forget everything else.
Make everyone dance."

1903
01:54:53,584 --> 01:54:54,917
Of course, it's C.

1904
01:54:55,501 --> 01:54:59,209
- C for sandwich. -
It's S for sandwich.

1905
01:54:59,584 --> 01:55:02,751
I meant cheese sandwich.

1906
01:55:09,334 --> 01:55:13,001
"Prepare khichadi of music."
- Hey!

1907
01:55:16,084 --> 01:55:18,876
- I'm Wilson. - I'm Babuji's son!

1908
01:55:18,959 --> 01:55:20,834
"Prepare Khichadi of music..

1909
01:55:20,917 --> 01:55:26,417
...with the drums and rock & roll
and also with veena."

1910
01:55:27,501 --> 01:55:32,751
"Mix all the tunes."

1911
01:55:33,834 --> 01:55:39,751
"Take some tunes from the west and
play it with the music of south."

1912
01:55:40,251 --> 01:55:46,001
"Sing a song. Dance along." - ls
that enough? You want anything else?

1913
01:55:46,167 --> 01:55:52,292
"Have fun all along."

1914
01:55:57,001 --> 01:55:59,626
Last month his wife, Chanda,
passed away.

1915
01:55:59,709 --> 01:56:00,917
Passed what?

1916
01:56:01,251 --> 01:56:05,917
Did she pass a test or did
she pass through something?

1917
01:56:06,584 --> 01:56:09,459
"Khichadi of joy."

1918
01:56:10,917 --> 01:56:15,917
"Khichadi. Khichadi."

1919
01:56:16,001 --> 01:56:17,084
You made me cry!