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Are you 'P'?
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P?
- Are you Pregnant?
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No sir, how can I be pregnant?
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How can I be pregnant, sir?
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Well..even if you're pregnant,
Mr. Aryan Grover..
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...for your 'Kl'.
- Kind Information.
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The company is still not
granting maternity leave to men.
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Sir..this is an emergency?
- Why?
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Are you expecting a storm?
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Tsunami?
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Earthquake?
What is it?
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Sir, uncle's coming.
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He's back.
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"This is not All India Radio."
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"He'll come dressed for the occasion."
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"Guest in London."
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"Uncle..nowadays
they are called guests."
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"Here comes the guest."
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"Sporting an innocent
smile on his face.."
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"..pretending like he's a saint."
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"But he's a disaster
waiting to happen."
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"This is a serious situation."
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"Hide under the blanket or your bed."
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"Coop up in your neighbors' home."
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"You can hide in a different country."
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"Or trying hiding
on the Moon or Mars."
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"Whether you hide in
the closet or your backyard."
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"Your basement or the roof."
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"But he will find you
he will sniff you out."
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...l-l§-ll saw' you openly."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Here comes the guest."
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This interview is to check
that this marriage is real.
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And that you're not having
a marriage for benefits.
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The present conversation
is to find out..
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"Whether you two are actually
uniting in holy matrimony.
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...or faking it for
the sake of the visa.
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No, sir.
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We love each other.
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Fine. We'll question you
separately about your personal life.
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Agreed?
- Agreed.
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Is this an arranged
marriage or a love marriage?
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Is it arranged or love?
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Love marriage.
- Love marriage.
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The name of your future wife's father.
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What?
- Your father-i n-lavfl
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PK Patel.
- OK Patel.
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Huh!
- She has two fathers.
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What does Anaya do?
- She drives a cab.
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I am a cab driver.
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How much does the lady eat?
- Not much.
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Does she bathe every day?
- Yes.
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Who sleeps first?
- Me.
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Who does the laundry?
- Me, of course.
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Who earns the most?
- Me.
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Who spends the most?
- Me.
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Is it all true?
- Yes.
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This is just too much.
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Yes, sir. We love each other.
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Haven't met any couple that
knows so much about each other.
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Wait, sister.
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This is a sham. It's a fake marriage.
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You think so, Officer Habibi?
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Because they know too
much about each other.
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If any couple in India or Pakistan
know so much about each other"
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"then, they are not husband and wife.
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They are Karan and Johar.
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Officer Habibi, you Pakistanis
always have a problem with Indians.
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Your marriage date is in 15 days.
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Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
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Allah..now I must cross
the border to prove this.
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So the deal is..you'll pay 7000 pounds
to Anaya for this fake marriage.
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And she will help
you get a UK Citizenship.
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2000 advance" 2000 after the wedding.
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And the rest when you
submit your visa papers.
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Anaya will stay at your house
for 6 months until the wedding.
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And within these 6 months"
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...you must convince the
government and everyone else..
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"That, you two are
a very loving couple.
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And then" divorce.
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And?
' And?
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And during this time,
I'll have to pay for all your needs.
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And never try to get close to me.
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This is too much.
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Come in. Come in.
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This is my home.
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This is where we're going to live.
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This is your room.
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Nice, isn't it?
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Come on. Please.
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This is the master bedroom.
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It's got a bigger bed.
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Enough for two.
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One..
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Here's your advance.
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Count it.
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You should always be careful
when it comes to money matters.
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That's what I always do.
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These are 1500 pounds.
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I haven't received my salary yet.
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I'll pay you the rest as soon as I do.
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And now..we're soon-to-be
husband and wife.
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I know it's fake.. but
I am not going anywhere.
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Listen, dude, cut the crap.
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You'll have to pay
me every single penny"
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...and if there's a single pound less"
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Allah..
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Then..
- Then?
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Then..
- Then?
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Aren't we future husband and wife?
- Yes.
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So..can I kiss my would-be husband?
- Yes.
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Yes?
- Yes"
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Stop making that piggy face, baby.
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That Pakistani officer
is in your backyard.
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Look there"
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Allah..such a long kiss.
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Mr. Habibi.
- You, here?
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Allah's very benevolent"
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...and so his disciple's
perched up on your wall.
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And you know, Indians and Pakistanis"
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...have always existed
next to each other.
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What? - I mean, we're neighbors
on the world map..
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"As well in London/UK.
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So they don't let us stay in peace
at home or out here.
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Of course.
What did he say, lady?
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See you tomorrow, sir.
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Huh.. surgical?
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No-no.. I meant tomorrow
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My heart's on that side"
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"but my eyes are on this side.
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Sham marriage, huh.
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No, sir..we love each other!
- We love each other!
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Good bye.
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So finally you're
getting married, huh?
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She's really hot.
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Does it feel weird?
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I didn't have a choice.
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I've been working for almost four
years in this country on working visa.
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As soon as my visa expires,
these Brits will send me back.
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I want to settle down in this country.
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I had no choice.
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Where are you getting married?
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I mean..will it be at the registrar's
office, or.. - Of course not.
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The wedding procession will arrive
at my first father PK Patel's house.
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And I'll be sent off from
my second father OK Panel's house.
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And both my mothers
will dance will joy.
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Anaya.. listen.
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I am sorry.
You know I didn't mean to hurt you.
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Why say such things
in the first place?
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Its just gonna be me,
him, and the two of you.
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Parents are dead.. I
can't invite my uncle Kughi.
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So who else is going to show up?
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Where do I get real
guests for my fake wedding?
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Buddy, you don't know
anything about guests.
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Guests are a peculiar breed.
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It's like this.. Guest are like God.
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That's why it's said..
'Guests are equivalent to God'
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Understand.
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"Turn around.."
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"He looks so innocent and naTve."
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"But when the sun goes
down he shows his true color."
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"No matter what limits he crosses."
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"..there's nothing you can say."
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"And he'll make you
dance to his tunes."
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"Doesn't matter if
he's local or from abroad."
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"Once he arrives,
you can expect no rest."
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"He's gonna stay
as along as he insists."
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"You built a world of dreams."
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"But he put up a mosquito net."
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"You wished for a sensation."
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"But he ruined your chances."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Here comes the guest."
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"Who invited them over."
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Aryan, some old guy stuck his
umbrella in the escalator.
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Who could be that stupid?
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Guddi..come on, quickly.
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I am scared.
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These stairs will stan turning again.
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No, it won't,
I've stuck my umbrella in it. Come on.
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Sir, I am warning you,
take out the umbrella.
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Just hold on.. what's the problem?
Come on.
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What is this mess"
I can't do it.
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Come on, it's absolutely safe.
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"Come up on the roof, beloved."
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Sir, take the umbrella out now..
- Let it be.
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"..On the roof."
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He's your man?
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But I don't know this man.
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Well, he knows you.
He says he's your cha-cha-cha.
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Sir, ask him to remove the umbrella
or I am calling the police.
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No-no, no, please.
- Now
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Wait.
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"Come up on the roof, beloved."
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"Come up on the roof, beloved."
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"Come down if you want to meet me.."
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"..or don't show your face again."
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Come on..come, Guddi.
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Excuse me, uncle.
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Kake..
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'Kake. .'
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Kake?
- What happend?
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Guddi.
- Yeah.
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Look.. it's Kaka.
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Oh my, God. He's all grown up now.
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Last we saw him, he was only this big.
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What are you staring at?
- It's your aunty.
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Guddi Aunty.
- Kake..
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Guddi's grown old.
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Guddi aunty.
- Yes. Yes"
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No.. who are you,
and what are you doing here?
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Didn't you recognize me?
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Gag.. Gangasharan Gandotra.
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Gag.. still don't recognize me?
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Where's the problem, son?
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Remember Kughi uncle, from Bhatinda?
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Yes, Kughi uncle.
- So Kughi uncle had a neighbor.
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He did.
- That neighbor had a wife. Bobby.
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Remember novfl Bobby?
She was beautiful, fair complexion.
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The neighbors used to
call her 'Malai' (Cream). Malai.
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The laundryman lived right in front.
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Kanar Singh.
- Kanar Singh. Guddi remembers.
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Kanar Singh swooped away the cream.
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He eloped with 'Malai'.
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We're the paying guests.
- Yes"
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Kanar Singh's?
- No, Malai's..
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We're Malai's paying guests.
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Kughi uncle's neighbor's
paying guests?
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Now he remembers us.
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Like I said" Indians
never forget their roots.
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Come, son..come. Bless you, son.
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Bless you, son.
- Careful"
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This is your last chance.
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Ask him to remove the umbrella now.
- Yeah..
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Uncle.. can you please
remove the umbrella?
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There you go.
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See.. - I've no plans of staying
here for the rest of the day.
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But how am I supposed
to come up novfl
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You don't need to anymore.
We're coming down.
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Pick up the luggage and follow me.
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Where?
- Home.
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Home?
- Yes"
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Kughi insisted that
if we go to London..
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...we must pay Kake a visit.
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So here we are.
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I am really happy. Come here..
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So..all okay?
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Any problems in London?
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Not yet.
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Okay. Come.
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Yes, Kughi uncle. They are with me.
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Sorry I couldn't answer your call.
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No, after all,
they are your neighbor's tenants, 50..
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"It's my duty to take care of them.
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I touched their feet.
- No, son, you forgot.
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You forgot" go on.
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Guddi, give him your foot.
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You've two..so give him one.
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Bless you, son.
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I did now.
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No, no problem at all.
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It's only for a few days.
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Yes..l'll call you back.
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Sorry, son.
He's suffering from indigestion.
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You..
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I've told you a thousand times,
I can't digest horseradish anymore.
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So..all okay?
- Leave it..
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Tell me, everything's okay?
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Good Lord.
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We're here finally.
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Kake, it's a beautiful place.
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Kake, is there a bar around here?
- Bar?
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Yes.
- Stop it.
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Come inside, uncle.
- Come.
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Kake, listen.
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Look, son,
we don't want to be a burden on you.
00:14:06.545 --> 00:14:08.354
We'll stay at a hotel if you like.
00:14:08.447 --> 00:14:09.755
Right.
- Of course.
00:14:10.316 --> 00:14:12.557
We don't want to trouble you, son.
00:14:12.618 --> 00:14:13.528
Yes"
00:14:14.720 --> 00:14:16.427
What are you saying, uncle?
00:14:17.323 --> 00:14:20.202
It's no trouble at all.
You're not strangers.
00:14:20.259 --> 00:14:23.502
This is your home too.
- Bless you, son.
00:14:23.596 --> 00:14:26.736
But if you insist on staying in
a hotel then I can't stop you.
00:14:27.199 --> 00:14:28.439
Who says you can't?
00:14:29.068 --> 00:14:30.775
I'll slap you across that face, you..
00:14:31.036 --> 00:14:33.778
We're your uncle and aunt
after all..not some strangers.
00:14:34.039 --> 00:14:36.451
You've every right to stop us.
Right, Guddi? - Yes.
00:14:36.508 --> 00:14:37.714
Rightfully"
00:14:37.776 --> 00:14:40.222
Ask us to stay and
see whether do or not.
00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:42.759
Go on. Stop us.
00:14:42.781 --> 00:14:44.454
Please stay, uncle.
- We'll stay.
00:14:45.084 --> 00:14:46.290
We' ll stay.
00:14:46.352 --> 00:14:47.558
Such a trivial thing.
00:14:47.586 --> 00:14:50.192
We Punjabis have a huge hean, son.
00:14:50.256 --> 00:14:53.169
Always bickering nonsense.
Come, son. We'll stay with you.
00:14:53.225 --> 00:14:54.499
We're not going anywhere.
- Come on.
00:14:58.464 --> 00:14:59.636
This is your bedroom.
00:15:03.602 --> 00:15:06.481
Son..the room's too small.
00:15:07.473 --> 00:15:08.474
What?
00:15:09.074 --> 00:15:11.554
Even the closefs bigger.
- Yes.
00:15:12.044 --> 00:15:13.489
That's how it is out here.
00:15:14.079 --> 00:15:17.492
Let it be..
- You let it be, son. I'll manage.
00:15:17.583 --> 00:15:19.221
This is a woman's job.
00:15:19.285 --> 00:15:22.698
Those are unwashed.
-l'll wash them in the bathroom.
00:15:26.091 --> 00:15:28.503
Such tiny rooms.
00:15:33.565 --> 00:15:35.010
But really soft"
00:15:39.638 --> 00:15:41.379
It's nothing..go back to sleep.
00:15:44.109 --> 00:15:45.713
My back's all stiff.
00:15:49.181 --> 00:15:51.183
So..all okay?
00:15:51.483 --> 00:15:52.689
Aryan.
00:15:54.586 --> 00:15:56.623
Aryan?
- Where's the problem?
00:15:58.190 --> 00:15:59.294
Aryan.
00:16:00.259 --> 00:16:01.704
Aryan. Aryan.
- What are you doing here?
00:16:01.961 --> 00:16:03.998
I thought you'll be coming in late.
- Not important.
00:16:04.063 --> 00:16:06.566
There's a man in my bedroom,
and he just"
00:16:09.501 --> 00:16:10.707
Guddi aunty.
00:16:12.004 --> 00:16:15.110
Can you explain this?
- What?
00:16:18.310 --> 00:16:21.154
Your uncle's neighbor's tenants.
00:16:21.213 --> 00:16:22.157
Yeah.
- Yeah?
00:16:23.015 --> 00:16:24.517
But what are they doing in your house?
00:16:24.550 --> 00:16:25.995
This is normal.
00:16:26.051 --> 00:16:28.258
Guests and pests always
come uninvited in India.
00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:30.129
But you don't even know them.
00:16:30.289 --> 00:16:31.393
Listen to me..
00:16:32.224 --> 00:16:34.170
I've seen them when
I was a kid.. maybe.
00:16:35.160 --> 00:16:36.195
But Kughi uncle does.
00:16:36.628 --> 00:16:38.608
Please, Anaya,
I cannot upset Kughi uncle.
00:16:39.264 --> 00:16:40.743
You don't have to lift a finger.
00:16:41.133 --> 00:16:43.511
I'll sleep in the living room
and they will sleep in my bedroom.
00:16:44.136 --> 00:16:44.773
Please, Anaya.
00:16:46.005 --> 00:16:48.110
They are innocent elderly people.
It's only for a couple of days"
00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:50.982
Maybe do some sightseeing
around London and then leave.
00:16:51.710 --> 00:16:53.815
Where's the problem, Guddi?
- Let it be.
00:16:54.713 --> 00:16:56.954
Do you really think
that girl is Kake's wife?
00:16:57.149 --> 00:16:59.652
I think there's a thief in the house.
- What?
00:17:00.452 --> 00:17:01.453
Look behind you
without turning around.
00:17:01.520 --> 00:17:03.056
Without turning around?
- Yes"
00:17:03.288 --> 00:17:05.461
See?
- Yes.
00:17:05.657 --> 00:17:08.467
Call Kake.
- We don't need Kake, I am right here.
00:17:08.494 --> 00:17:11.964
Allah, be kind..and
cure the doubts in my mind.
00:17:12.031 --> 00:17:15.410
This silence is
speaking volumes to me.
00:17:17.069 --> 00:17:18.446
Get away mister, this is personal.
00:17:18.604 --> 00:17:20.641
To hell with your personal matter.
00:17:21.473 --> 00:17:23.146
Thieves"
- Bloody thief"
00:17:23.175 --> 00:17:25.121
Don't let him go.
- How dare you steal?
00:17:25.210 --> 00:17:26.553
Get lost. Get lost.
00:17:26.612 --> 00:17:29.149
Careful..don't kill the rascal.
00:17:29.214 --> 00:17:32.593
Why you.. Close that door.
Close that door!
00:17:32.651 --> 00:17:35.063
Right away.
- Thieves.
00:17:36.355 --> 00:17:37.493
Looking to sneak in the house?
00:17:37.556 --> 00:17:39.467
Let's see you try.
- No, no..
00:17:39.525 --> 00:17:41.471
There's another door, lady.
- Close that door too.
00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:42.402
I'll close it.
- He will escape from there.
00:17:43.062 --> 00:17:44.541
Damn! You..
- This isn't fair! This isn't fair!
00:17:44.596 --> 00:17:46.303
But I still have the wall.
00:17:46.398 --> 00:17:47.604
Damn! You..
00:17:48.434 --> 00:17:51.005
Help me, Allah!
Help me, Father!
00:17:51.070 --> 00:17:52.515
Help me, mother!
00:17:54.673 --> 00:17:55.777
Help! Help!
00:17:56.041 --> 00:17:58.282
My husband, what happened?
00:17:58.410 --> 00:17:59.286
Who is she?
00:17:59.378 --> 00:18:02.154
The apple of my eye,
my cupcake..she's my wife.
00:18:02.214 --> 00:18:04.660
Huh.. such a beautiful wife?
00:18:04.716 --> 00:18:07.390
Bloody wife-stealer.
- No-no-no..
00:18:07.486 --> 00:18:08.988
Uncle..
- No, uncle..
00:18:09.054 --> 00:18:11.330
Uncle..
- Uncle..No, uncle..
00:18:11.390 --> 00:18:12.562
Call the cops. Call the cops.
00:18:12.624 --> 00:18:14.467
No, no, don't call the cops.
00:18:14.526 --> 00:18:16.164
Don't worry, we'll handle this.
00:18:16.228 --> 00:18:18.606
Don't worry, we'll handle this.
You..
00:18:18.997 --> 00:18:21.238
Ceasefire. Ceasefire.
00:18:22.067 --> 00:18:26.106
For God's sake have mercy.
- Why?
00:18:26.371 --> 00:18:28.044
We're their neighbors.
00:18:29.274 --> 00:18:30.981
Are they your neighbors?
- Neighbors.
00:18:31.043 --> 00:18:32.681
They live in the house in front.
- Our neighbors.
00:18:34.580 --> 00:18:36.218
Are you their neighbor?
- I am.
00:18:36.482 --> 00:18:37.984
And you were trying to sneak in?
00:18:38.684 --> 00:18:42.427
Are you Pakistani?
- Allah, how do you knovfl
00:18:42.521 --> 00:18:44.023
Your actions say everything.
00:18:44.756 --> 00:18:45.700
Come on.
00:18:45.757 --> 00:18:47.998
Come inside, let's have some tea.
- No.
00:18:48.060 --> 00:18:50.597
Indians first give you
a wound and then cure it.
00:18:50.696 --> 00:18:52.642
Come on. You are nieghbor.
- Come on, have a tea.
00:18:52.698 --> 00:18:53.574
We're neighbors after all.
- Come on.
00:18:56.101 --> 00:18:57.171
So..all okay.
00:18:58.270 --> 00:18:59.772
Allah.
00:19:00.439 --> 00:19:02.282
And who is this?
00:19:02.574 --> 00:19:05.145
Name?
- Haroon Habibullah.
00:19:05.210 --> 00:19:07.554
We call him Harry.
00:19:07.579 --> 00:19:09.957
No, Harry. Haroon.
00:19:10.249 --> 00:19:11.592
Haroon's another name for Allah.
00:19:11.950 --> 00:19:13.691
I'll call him Haroon.
00:19:14.052 --> 00:19:15.690
Who are you two?
00:19:16.722 --> 00:19:18.668
They are my uncle and aunty,
from India.
00:19:18.724 --> 00:19:20.397
Uncle-Aunty..from India.
00:19:20.459 --> 00:19:22.496
You must be here
to attend the wedding.
00:19:23.562 --> 00:19:25.405
Whose wedding?
00:19:25.531 --> 00:19:27.238
Their wedding?
00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:31.204
Kake.. this isn't right.
00:19:31.236 --> 00:19:34.240
Guddi..they are getting married..
00:19:34.439 --> 00:19:37.045
...and we find out from
this Pakistani infiltrator.
00:19:37.376 --> 00:19:40.255
So they have no clue about
your wedding plans. - What?
00:19:40.312 --> 00:19:42.485
Did you tell them about your wedding?
00:19:42.548 --> 00:19:45.028
Why tell them" novfl
00:19:45.083 --> 00:19:47.586
I mean.. we wanted to
surprise uncle and aunty.
00:19:47.653 --> 00:19:50.327
Uncle-aunty..we're getting
married in 10 days.
00:19:50.389 --> 00:19:51.367
Does Kughi knovfl
00:19:51.423 --> 00:19:52.595
No..
- Huh!
00:19:52.991 --> 00:19:55.369
Yes" but he can't be here.
00:19:55.460 --> 00:19:57.235
Oh yes" his operation.
00:19:57.296 --> 00:19:58.570
What for?
00:19:58.630 --> 00:20:01.008
That's okay, we're here now.
00:20:02.267 --> 00:20:05.305
Such a beautiful girl.
00:20:06.171 --> 00:20:07.582
Give her your blessings.
00:20:08.607 --> 00:20:11.144
I can't give her my blessings.
- Why?
00:20:11.310 --> 00:20:13.449
Ask her to wear some clothes?
- What?
00:20:13.645 --> 00:20:15.181
But she is wearing clothes.
00:20:15.247 --> 00:20:17.386
Ask her to dress properly, son.
00:20:17.449 --> 00:20:20.362
Blessings don't work when
you're wearing such tiny clothes.
00:20:21.053 --> 00:20:22.555
What?
- Scatters.
00:20:23.755 --> 00:20:26.736
Yes..
Anaya, please wear that dress once.
00:20:26.792 --> 00:20:28.237
It's the entire set.
00:20:28.560 --> 00:20:31.404
One for the blessings.
For the blessings, uncle.
00:20:31.463 --> 00:20:32.441
No..
00:20:32.497 --> 00:20:34.636
You just come upstairs, I'll show you.
- We'll be right back, uncle.
00:20:34.666 --> 00:20:38.637
Guddi, make some tea
for this Pakistani son.
00:20:38.704 --> 00:20:40.479
Since when did I become your son?
00:20:40.639 --> 00:20:45.713
Look, bro..lndia and Pakistan
are like father and son.
00:20:45.777 --> 00:20:47.814
I'll make some tea
and something sweet too.
00:20:48.080 --> 00:20:49.582
You can't make tea.
- Why?
00:20:50.616 --> 00:20:53.187
We don't have any milk.
- So where's the problem?
00:20:53.252 --> 00:20:55.698
Guddi..borrow some milk
from the neighbors. - Yes.
00:20:55.721 --> 00:20:58.429
We don't have sugar either.
- You're really unbelievable.
00:20:58.624 --> 00:21:00.695
Do you have any neighbors?
00:21:02.294 --> 00:21:04.035
I wear what I like.
00:21:04.263 --> 00:21:06.174
And I will wear what I like.
00:21:06.431 --> 00:21:08.433
Anaya.. Anaya..
00:21:09.101 --> 00:21:12.139
Even I like what you wear.
And there's nothing wrong with it.
00:21:12.404 --> 00:21:14.179
But they are old fashioned people..
00:21:14.206 --> 00:21:16.618
...and Indian daughter-in-laws don't
dress like this in front of their in-laws.
00:21:17.042 --> 00:21:19.249
Daughter-in-lamfl
Daughter-i n-law who?
00:21:19.344 --> 00:21:20.550
Whose daughter-i n-lavfl
00:21:20.612 --> 00:21:23.320
Listen, dude, don't take
this marriage too seriously.
00:21:23.582 --> 00:21:25.027
I am not taking it seriously.
00:21:25.050 --> 00:21:26.791
I never even told
uncle and aunty about it.
00:21:27.185 --> 00:21:28.357
It was that Habibi.
00:21:28.654 --> 00:21:30.327
But this is good for us.
00:21:30.389 --> 00:21:33.268
Thanks to uncle and aunty, everyone
thinks we're really getting married.
00:21:33.692 --> 00:21:35.399
We'll have to put up an act for them.
00:21:35.727 --> 00:21:36.728
Act..
00:21:37.095 --> 00:21:39.541
This is a bit too much.
In fact, this is over acting, Aryan.
00:21:39.698 --> 00:21:41.678
Anaya, at least wear something decent.
00:21:42.100 --> 00:21:43.408
What's wrong with you?
00:21:44.703 --> 00:21:45.807
We've guests downstairs.
00:21:47.406 --> 00:21:48.248
Guests?
00:21:48.807 --> 00:21:51.583
Uncle and aunty have
invited some people to tea.
00:21:54.379 --> 00:21:56.086
The entire neighborhood.
00:22:03.622 --> 00:22:07.035
She's looking so cute.
00:22:07.092 --> 00:22:10.596
If you ever wear such tiny clothes
again uncle will leave forever.
00:22:10.629 --> 00:22:11.664
Promise?
- Huh..
00:22:11.730 --> 00:22:14.336
Promise she will never
wear such small clothes again.
00:22:14.399 --> 00:22:16.345
Isn't it?
- Yeah..
00:22:17.035 --> 00:22:19.572
Come on. Come. Bless you.
00:22:19.638 --> 00:22:21.481
Guddi..bless her.
00:22:23.375 --> 00:22:24.285
See..
00:22:24.476 --> 00:22:27.082
"Water in government taps
can be unexpected.."
00:22:27.112 --> 00:22:28.523
"..but her tears are always on time."
00:22:29.214 --> 00:22:31.592
Sometimes the neighbors
come along with their buckets"
00:22:31.650 --> 00:22:33.220
"saying,
please don't stop crying Guddi.
00:22:33.285 --> 00:22:34.662
We haven't finished
washing our clothes.
00:22:34.686 --> 00:22:36.256
Be quiet.
00:22:36.521 --> 00:22:37.693
Come.
- Come, dear.
00:22:37.756 --> 00:22:38.530
Come.
00:22:38.590 --> 00:22:41.264
Now..take everyone's blessings.
This here is Mr. Mehta.
00:22:41.326 --> 00:22:42.270
Take his blessings.
00:22:42.327 --> 00:22:44.739
Hurry up, son.
Elders don't have much time.
00:22:44.796 --> 00:22:46.571
Come on.
- Bless you, son. Bless you two.
00:22:46.631 --> 00:22:49.202
And you are?
- Myself Bony Sing.
00:22:49.234 --> 00:22:50.713
And this is my wife Pony Singh.
00:22:50.769 --> 00:22:54.182
Take Pony and Bony's
blessings as well.
00:22:54.239 --> 00:22:56.150
Take blessings
from everyone who has a pair of feet.
00:22:56.208 --> 00:22:58.279
And everyone who has a pair
of hands will bless these two.
00:22:58.343 --> 00:23:00.186
Quickly. Quickly.
00:23:03.448 --> 00:23:04.392
Give blessings.
00:23:04.416 --> 00:23:07.420
The Wedding's after 10 days.
Everyone's invited.
00:23:08.553 --> 00:23:09.998
Marriage party-
00:23:10.055 --> 00:23:13.127
After 10 days..marriage celebration.
00:23:13.325 --> 00:23:15.635
Come and..have a blast.
00:23:15.694 --> 00:23:17.139
Snacks for everyone.
00:23:17.195 --> 00:23:18.765
Wow. .
00:23:18.997 --> 00:23:21.409
Smells like I'm in Punjab.
00:23:21.500 --> 00:23:23.411
This is pure ghee.
00:23:23.468 --> 00:23:24.606
Take all you can.
00:23:24.669 --> 00:23:26.546
He made it with his own two hands.
00:23:26.571 --> 00:23:28.710
We're going to get along really well.
00:23:28.774 --> 00:23:32.187
Mr. Mehta..one needs to get into
the mood to make this long lasting.
00:23:32.244 --> 00:23:33.780
Yeah..
- That's true.
00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:37.583
Pony loves Patiyala.
- I love Bhatinda.
00:23:37.649 --> 00:23:39.253
Uncle, he meant 'Patiyala' peg.
00:23:39.317 --> 00:23:40.796
Bhatinda's the entire bottle.
00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:42.029
Guddi.
00:23:42.053 --> 00:23:44.329
Get the duty
free bottle from upstairs.
00:23:44.356 --> 00:23:46.336
Kake, get some glasses
for everyone. Go on.
00:23:46.358 --> 00:23:47.564
Listen, dear.
00:23:48.560 --> 00:23:53.339
Dice some cucumbers, radish,
carrots and get them for us.
00:23:53.765 --> 00:23:55.438
Anything else?
- Some fritters as well.
00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:57.309
Fritters too.
- And some cottage cheese.
00:23:57.335 --> 00:23:58.541
Yes..cottage cheese and fritters.
00:23:58.603 --> 00:23:59.775
Aren't you forgetting
the munchies, uncle?
00:24:00.038 --> 00:24:01.540
Munchies are important, you fool.
00:24:01.606 --> 00:24:03.415
How can you ever enjoy
a drink without the munchies?
00:24:03.475 --> 00:24:04.419
Go get some.
00:24:04.476 --> 00:24:07.218
And what do you want?
- Kashmir.
00:24:09.648 --> 00:24:11.059
He's so funny.
00:24:11.116 --> 00:24:12.720
Your uncle's a great guy.
Really great.
00:24:12.984 --> 00:24:14.463
If you really like him so much,
you keep him.
00:24:14.519 --> 00:24:16.089
He's not that great.
00:24:16.154 --> 00:24:18.532
But uncle's a blessing
in disguise for you.
00:24:19.324 --> 00:24:22.567
These days the UK Government is taking
strict actions against sham marriages.
00:24:23.528 --> 00:24:24.632
Here..
00:24:26.164 --> 00:24:27.700
And thanks to uncle..
00:24:27.766 --> 00:24:31.543
...that Pakistani cop now believes that
you two are actually getting married.
00:24:33.038 --> 00:24:35.382
In fact,
I think you should insist that"
00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:37.545
"they stay until your wedding.
- What?
00:24:37.609 --> 00:24:39.611
You do tolerate our Boss Kaalia.
00:24:40.111 --> 00:24:41.522
At least they are much better.
00:24:41.746 --> 00:24:43.350
Missed me, guys.
00:24:45.784 --> 00:24:48.230
How are you doing, Louie?
- Welcome back from China, K.
00:24:48.286 --> 00:24:50.163
Missed you.
00:24:51.723 --> 00:24:53.202
Big T, guys. Big T-
00:24:53.258 --> 00:24:54.635
Thanks.
00:24:54.659 --> 00:24:56.798
You know today is a big day for SD.
00:24:57.062 --> 00:24:58.234
Soft Dogs.
00:24:58.563 --> 00:24:59.564
You know why?
00:24:59.631 --> 00:25:03.511
It's because we got
the project from China.
00:25:05.070 --> 00:25:07.380
And Aryan, you..
00:25:08.073 --> 00:25:10.212
You have to be ready
with the presentation.
00:25:11.343 --> 00:25:12.981
Thank you so much, sir.
00:25:13.044 --> 00:25:15.251
You know, if you want to be in 'L'..
00:25:15.313 --> 00:25:19.090
...you have to be like 'K',
only then you can be a 'C'.
00:25:19.584 --> 00:25:21.325
Sir, L for?
- London.
00:25:21.486 --> 00:25:23.022
And K for?
- Kangaroo.
00:25:23.088 --> 00:25:25.568
Kaalia.
And of course, C is..
00:25:25.624 --> 00:25:27.535
Chu..
- Champion.
00:25:28.460 --> 00:25:32.636
Congratulations A, I heard
you're getting married to a 'BIB'.
00:25:32.664 --> 00:25:35.304
British-Indian Babe.
00:25:36.167 --> 00:25:37.703
Yes, sir.
- Very good.
00:25:37.769 --> 00:25:40.682
It will give you a life-long stay,
in the UK.
00:25:41.773 --> 00:25:43.218
The United Kingdom.
00:25:43.608 --> 00:25:44.552
You're getting it.
00:25:44.609 --> 00:25:47.613
Hello..7000 pounds
is not a small amount.
00:25:48.013 --> 00:25:50.220
Sherry is right,
you need to buy the house.
00:25:50.615 --> 00:25:53.562
How long do you plan
to sleep in your taxi?
00:26:00.592 --> 00:26:02.071
Wow. .
00:26:02.527 --> 00:26:04.097
Amazing!
00:26:04.396 --> 00:26:07.343
Guys, this is IPG
00:26:07.399 --> 00:26:09.208
Indian-Punjabi Gobi (curry).
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Did aunt make this curry?
- No, sir.
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Uncle made this curry.
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Too good, man. Too good.
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Stop eating. Stop eating.
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I want to know one thing.
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How can any man make
such delicious curry?
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Really?
- Yeah.
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Hold this.
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Is he a man.. what is he?
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He's a guest.
- Very good.
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Then make him my guest as well.
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I would like to meet
this miraculous guest.
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Boss..your guest is
going to come really handy.
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Kidney beans at night.
- Do you really like it?
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Or are you eating for the sake of it?
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Aunty, it's absolutely delicious.
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Isn't it, Aryan?
- It's really nice.
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In fact, you should learn
a few things from aunty as well.
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I am not some Masterchef.
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You're even better.
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But then you must
stay a few more days.
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But where are they going?
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We're guests after all.
We can't stay for too long.
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Aunty, did you really
call yourself guests?
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Uncle, are you listening
to what aunty's saying?
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She's right"
- No.
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If you two leave, who's going
to dance at our wedding?
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But, dear..
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Uncle, wouldn't you have
stayed if it was your son's wedding?
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Kake..you just won our heans.
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See, water in government
taps can be unexpected"
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"but her tears are always on time.
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Sometimes the neighbors
come along with their buckets"
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"saying,
please don't stop crying Guddi.
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We haven't finished
washing our clothes.
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Leave it now..
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Don't worry, son. We won't
leave until you two don't settle down.
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Well, I am done.
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I'll see you.
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Kidney beans for dinner..
You know I can't digest them.
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You're just"
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He's not feeling well.
- It's okay, aunty.
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It's natural.
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Yes. . gas"
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See..
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Even after staying in London
their values haven't changed.
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Elder's fan is like
blessings for the children.
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I'll go spread some
in the neighborhood.
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I am sorry,
Anaya, that my uncle and aunt"
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I hate the way you
take off your shoes.
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Sorry..l'll keep that in mind.
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I hate the way you tie your pyjamas.
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Surly--
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And I hate the way you sleep.
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You won't sleep here.
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Then?
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Upstairs, in the bedroom.
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What?
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What!
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What will uncle and aunty think?
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We're getting married in a couple
of days and this is how we sleep.
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We must put up an act for them.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Then I thought what will you think..
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...but then I thought
there's no point in thinking.
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Anaya and me..in the same bedroom.
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On the same bed.
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Uncle-aunty..l love you too much.
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Uncle, you?
- Yes, me.
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Where's Anaya?
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She isn't here.
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You see, dear,
your uncle's a bit old-fashioned.
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The girl and boy sleeping in
the same bedroom before the wedding..
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"Makes him feel really odd.
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I see"
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But the girl and her aunt
sleeping in the same room is fine.
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Of course, they can.
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You know, even after
four years of our marriage..
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...l used to sleep
with my mother-in-law.
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And he would sleep with his father.
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That's great.
- Then..
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So..all okay?
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Can't sleep?
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But I can.
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What are you doing, aunty?
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Tying your feet with me.
- But why?
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Ouch..
- I walk in my sleep.
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If I stan walking in my sleep,
you can stop me.
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It's your uncle's idea,
isn't it great.
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Now sleep.
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'Didn't I say..he'll come.'
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'He'll come..'
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'He'll come.. He'll come..'
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'He'll come..'
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'Didn't I say..he'll come.'
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'He'll come..'
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'Turn around..'
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"He looks so innocent and naTve."
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"Like sweet porridge.
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"But when the sun goes
down he shows his true color."
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"No matter what limits he crosses."
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"..there's nothing you can say."
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"And he'll make you
dance to his tunes."
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"Doesn't matter if
he's local or from abroad."
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"Once he arrives,
you can expect no rest."
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"He's gonna stay
as along as he insists."
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"You built a world of dreams."
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"But he put up a mosquito net."
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"You wished for a sensation."
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"But he ruined your chances."
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"You built a world of dreams."
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"But he put up a mosquito net."
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"You wished for a sensation."
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"But he ruined your chances."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Here comes the guest."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Guest in London."
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"Here comes the guest."
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"No matter how hard you try.."
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"..but there's no way out."
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"His antics will make
your head's gonna scream.."
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"Says my heart. say's my mind.."
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"Who invited them over."
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"Says my heart. say's my mind.."
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"Who invited them over."
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"Who invited.."
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'Oh, L0rd..'
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'Oh, L0rd..'
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"Who invited them over."
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In 15 minutes"
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Where did he come from?
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Brother Habibi gave him to me.
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He's sick,
and his mother's not at home.
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You know what, just hold on to him.
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I'll ward off the evil eye on him.
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Aunty.
- Hold him. Hold him.
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Come, dear. It will only take a minute.
- Aunty, please"
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I'm really getting late,
please understand.
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Dear..it won't take long.
Just a minute.
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What are you doing?
- Warding off any evil eye.
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Hold his straight..properly now.
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It's done, it's done..
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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What happened?
- Oh, God.
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He just peed on me.
- No, dear. He took a crap.
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No, he peed all over me. Look there.
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No, dear.
Look at his back. He took a crap.
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Yuck..
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You knew he was going to take a crap.
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Of course. That's why
I warded off evil eye on him.
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It's okay, dear.
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Soon you'll be a mother too.
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What?
- Give him to me.
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Come, my child. Come on..
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Yuck.
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In India, children are
considered as an image of God.
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And their pee is like blessings.
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So take it as a blessing and enjoy.
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I see..you can take the blessings,
I don't want it.
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She made that kid sh” on me.
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He sodded over my brand new dress.
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Iam still stinking.
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What will you do when
your kid pees on you?
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Why on me? Why can't he pee on you?
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It's the mother's job
to take care of the kids.
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What about the father?
What's he going to do?
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He's going to beat them up.
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Hey, don't you dare hit my kids.
- I will.
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In fact, I'll strip off their clothes
first and give them a whacking.
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Let's see you try.
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Take your hands off..
- Hello..
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Where did children
come in all of this?
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You two are having a fake marriage,
not a real one.
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Who keeps inviting her?
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Look Aryan, if you two keep fighting"
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...we'll have to actually
get you two married.
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Only three more days to
go.. hold your horses, please.
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I am sorry.
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It's okay. I am sorry too.
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So..let's meet after 2 days
after the registrar's office.
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Pammi..sounds good.
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But the marriage won't take
place at the registrar's office"
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"but at the 'Gurdwara' (Sikh Temple).
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That's what uncle and aunty want.
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You and your uncle-aunty..
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I swear to God, Aryan..
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I am so sick of you.
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[Punjabi religious chants]
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[Punjabi religious chants]
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[Punjabi religious chants]
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"Decked with colorful bangles."
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"..you body glows beautifully."
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"l've no words to praise.."
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"..cause you look
like the morning rays."
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"You've got an awesome waist, baby."
00:37:38.289 --> 00:37:40.200
"Shake it all the way,
cause you can, baby."
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"Rings decked around your fingers."
00:37:42.426 --> 00:37:44.565
"..and the sari tucked away tightly."
00:37:44.629 --> 00:37:47.007
"When you shake a leg, sweetheart."
00:37:47.064 --> 00:37:49.704
"..my heart's skips a beat."
00:37:49.734 --> 00:37:51.179
"But I wanna say.."
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"She dances okay-okay. "
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"And even she dances okay-okay."
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"But you look different,
baby..l swear."
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"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:38:02.346 --> 00:38:04.383
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:38:04.448 --> 00:38:06.689
"You're the one for me."
00:38:06.951 --> 00:38:09.090
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:38:09.153 --> 00:38:11.997
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:38:12.990 --> 00:38:15.402
"Decked with colorful bangles."
00:38:15.459 --> 00:38:18.702
"..you body glows beautifully."
00:38:19.597 --> 00:38:21.975
"l've no words to praise.."
00:38:22.033 --> 00:38:25.742
"..cause you look
like the morning rays."
00:38:28.139 --> 00:38:32.554
"My eyes are laden..with kohl."
00:38:32.610 --> 00:38:37.218
"Even the earrings in
my earrings dangle perfectly."
00:38:37.281 --> 00:38:41.661
"You look like fire,
like a live wire."
00:38:41.686 --> 00:38:46.431
"You're completely
stunning..from head to toe."
00:38:46.490 --> 00:38:48.231
"But I wanna say.."
00:38:48.292 --> 00:38:50.431
"Her smile's okay-okay."
00:38:50.494 --> 00:38:52.667
"And even her smile's okay-okay."
00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:56.439
"But you look different,
baby..l swear."
00:38:56.467 --> 00:38:58.708
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:38:58.769 --> 00:39:00.942
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:39:01.005 --> 00:39:03.246
"You're the one for me."
00:39:03.307 --> 00:39:05.480
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:39:05.509 --> 00:39:08.490
"Frankly..you dance like a cutie."
00:39:09.347 --> 00:39:11.953
"Decked with colorful bangles."
00:39:12.016 --> 00:39:15.259
"..you body glows beautifully."
00:39:16.120 --> 00:39:18.293
"l've no words to praise.."
00:39:18.356 --> 00:39:23.237
"..cause you look
like the morning rays."
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Now this is your home too"
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And you're its good fortune.
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It's a big mistake.
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This is completely wrong.
- What happened, uncle?
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Kake, you made a big
mistake by getting married.
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Big mistake.
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No-no-no.. he's absolutely right.
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Marriage is a waste of time and money.
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So true.. Give me a hug.
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Give me a hug. Give me a hug.
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Mister..are from the
bride's side or the groom?
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He's my boss.
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Boss..boss.. Boss..you're so true.
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But you made a big
mistake by getting married.
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You shouldn't have gotten married.
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Come on.
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L..did all this.
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Looks nice?
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You know, when I got married..we
didn't even have a proper bed.
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Just a crib.
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Do you know what's a crib?
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Cot" Cot.
- Yeah..
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So..it broke as soon as he sat on it.
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And we spent the entire
night on the floor, talking.
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Dear..
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You can think of a thousand
excuses for not staying together.
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But just one for staying together.
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Do you know what?
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Love.
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Son..stop drinking like the Brits.
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Drink like a Punjabi.
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Bottoms up.
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Mr. Mehta, he means bottoms up.
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Okay, okay"
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Right, uncle.
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Tonight..we're going
to drink with bottoms up.
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1..2..3..
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It's a big mess.
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Kake made a big mistake
getting married.
00:41:56.080 --> 00:41:59.323
I agree, uncle. I agree.
00:42:01.218 --> 00:42:02.663
Come here, come here.
00:42:04.655 --> 00:42:06.293
Tell me something.
00:42:06.357 --> 00:42:09.133
Are you the tent
guy or the music band?
00:42:09.193 --> 00:42:13.005
He's the boss.
00:42:13.364 --> 00:42:16.174
I know who's what?
00:42:16.367 --> 00:42:18.278
You think I am drunk.
00:42:19.503 --> 00:42:20.777
Am I drunk?
00:42:22.573 --> 00:42:24.246
I am drunk.
00:42:31.715 --> 00:42:33.023
Surly--
00:42:33.450 --> 00:42:35.430
Uncle forced me..
00:42:37.087 --> 00:42:38.498
I will sleep outside then.
00:42:43.093 --> 00:42:44.163
You should've been there downstairs.
00:42:44.228 --> 00:42:48.199
We were really having a blast"
00:42:57.041 --> 00:43:01.547
Everything's..so nice.
00:43:02.746 --> 00:43:07.217
Is it real? It's real.
00:43:09.520 --> 00:43:11.761
It's so real.
00:43:14.458 --> 00:43:16.301
Even the wedding was real.
00:43:17.661 --> 00:43:18.765
As were you.
00:43:22.433 --> 00:43:24.379
Your eyes"
00:43:30.140 --> 00:43:35.146
And your..words.
00:43:37.114 --> 00:43:39.355
Your lips are real and so are you.
00:43:40.484 --> 00:43:41.656
You' re com pletely real.
00:43:43.487 --> 00:43:49.438
But..the truth is..
00:43:50.160 --> 00:43:52.401
...no one knows what
the truth actually is.
00:43:55.165 --> 00:43:59.307
Honestly..even I don't
know what's the truth.
00:44:00.504 --> 00:44:02.211
Because there's no truth.
00:44:05.476 --> 00:44:07.513
Except for one thing"
00:44:09.179 --> 00:44:12.524
I really like you..
00:44:14.051 --> 00:44:15.724
I honestly do.
00:44:18.055 --> 00:44:21.525
I wish..this relation was real.
00:44:23.994 --> 00:44:25.530
That would've been so nice.
00:44:51.622 --> 00:44:54.762
Good morning, uncle.
- Good morning, Kake.
00:44:55.092 --> 00:44:59.734
Guddi..he's awake. Make him some tea,
and breakfast for me.
00:44:59.797 --> 00:45:01.743
Yes, right away.
00:45:04.034 --> 00:45:05.479
The aroma's really nice.
00:45:06.236 --> 00:45:07.544
Do you know what it is?
00:45:07.604 --> 00:45:09.106
Aunty made sweet-porridge.
00:45:09.306 --> 00:45:10.614
That definitely smells
like smell-porridge, son"
00:45:10.741 --> 00:45:12.243
"but, I didn't make it.
00:45:16.747 --> 00:45:17.691
Bring it.
00:45:22.720 --> 00:45:25.599
I don't know how to make it,
aunt taught me.
00:45:25.689 --> 00:45:28.329
I apologize if it
didn't turn out good.
00:45:28.459 --> 00:45:29.597
It's very good.
00:45:30.127 --> 00:45:31.128
What is this?
00:45:31.729 --> 00:45:33.231
You call this porridge.
00:45:34.331 --> 00:45:37.312
It's nectar. It's nectar.
00:45:38.736 --> 00:45:40.443
You really scared her.
00:45:41.305 --> 00:45:42.375
It's really good.
00:45:43.006 --> 00:45:44.110
Reminds me of my mom.
00:45:45.676 --> 00:45:48.384
Come, dear. Come on. Come here.
00:45:48.512 --> 00:45:49.650
Go on, dear.
00:45:56.453 --> 00:45:59.662
Do you need something, uncle?
- No, dear.
00:46:00.090 --> 00:46:02.127
When the daughter-in-law
cooks something.
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:04.298
...for the first time,
without burning it.
00:46:04.361 --> 00:46:05.339
It's a tradition to give her a token.
00:46:06.263 --> 00:46:07.037
Okay.
00:46:07.631 --> 00:46:09.508
Uncle, rupees don't work here,
only Pounds.
00:46:09.566 --> 00:46:10.670
Shut up, idiot.
00:46:10.734 --> 00:46:12.611
This is a token of my love.
It's accepted everywhere.
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:17.143
Come on.
00:46:22.646 --> 00:46:23.488
Bless you.
00:46:23.547 --> 00:46:25.117
But this is made of gold.
00:46:25.249 --> 00:46:27.456
So what's Guddi going to do with gold?
00:46:27.518 --> 00:46:29.259
It's time for her to sleep.
00:46:29.319 --> 00:46:30.593
Finish your porridge.
00:46:31.321 --> 00:46:34.097
I'll get some more.
- Don't finish all of it.
00:46:34.158 --> 00:46:35.728
Wait, let me serve you.
00:46:43.667 --> 00:46:47.513
'Now this is your
home..and your fortune.'
00:47:10.260 --> 00:47:12.262
Do you know what
this bridge is called?
00:47:13.997 --> 00:47:15.101
London Bridge.
00:47:17.100 --> 00:47:18.238
I thought so too.
00:47:20.070 --> 00:47:24.644
Later I found out that
this is actually Tower Bridge.
00:47:26.977 --> 00:47:30.481
After mom and dad got
divorced dad left me with mom.
00:47:31.248 --> 00:47:32.454
And married someone else.
00:47:34.184 --> 00:47:36.221
Later, mom got married again too.
00:47:36.987 --> 00:47:39.399
But she couldn't leave
me with anyone else.
00:47:40.157 --> 00:47:42.068
So she just left me.
00:47:43.627 --> 00:47:45.265
I was 17..
00:47:46.563 --> 00:47:52.741
Since then..l worked
in restaurants, studied"
00:47:53.503 --> 00:47:54.607
...drove a cab..
00:47:56.340 --> 00:47:57.648
And then I met you.
00:47:59.776 --> 00:48:02.154
Marry you for the money..and
then go our separate ways.
00:48:06.083 --> 00:48:08.188
I thought life was all about
going our own separate ways.
00:48:10.487 --> 00:48:13.366
But after living with you I realized..
00:48:14.024 --> 00:48:16.163
...that life is about staying together.
00:48:19.396 --> 00:48:21.569
Why can't we live together forever?
00:48:30.040 --> 00:48:33.578
"You're the one it yearns for."
00:48:33.710 --> 00:48:37.055
"And beats just for you."
00:48:37.514 --> 00:48:39.391
"My heart."
00:48:39.449 --> 00:48:41.224
"My heart."
00:48:41.285 --> 00:48:45.028
"My heart."
00:48:45.088 --> 00:48:52.370
"Trying to find it's sky,
and eanh in you."
00:48:52.429 --> 00:48:56.172
"Loves you so much.."
00:48:56.233 --> 00:48:59.737
"But doesn't know how to say."
00:49:00.003 --> 00:49:01.573
"My heart."
00:49:01.638 --> 00:49:03.549
"My heart."
00:49:03.607 --> 00:49:07.384
"My heart."
00:49:07.411 --> 00:49:11.188
"O, beloved. "O, beloved. "O beloved."
00:49:11.248 --> 00:49:14.354
"O, beloved. "O, beloved. "O beloved."
00:49:15.018 --> 00:49:18.591
"O, beloved. "O, beloved. "O beloved."
00:49:18.622 --> 00:49:22.627
"O, beloved.
"O, beloved. "O, beloved."
00:49:29.967 --> 00:49:33.505
"Try to feel me.."
00:49:33.570 --> 00:49:37.279
"..l dwell somewhere inside you."
00:49:37.307 --> 00:49:44.987
"l'm where your hean beats."
00:49:45.015 --> 00:49:51.728
"My journey begins and ends with you."
00:49:51.989 --> 00:49:56.734
"The moments I've
been looking for you.."
00:49:57.060 --> 00:50:00.303
"..were always with you."
00:50:01.698 --> 00:50:09.207
"Trying to find it's sky,
and eanh in you."
00:50:09.272 --> 00:50:13.015
"Loves you so much.."
00:50:13.076 --> 00:50:16.614
"But doesn't know how to say."
00:50:16.680 --> 00:50:18.455
"My heart."
00:50:18.482 --> 00:50:20.393
"My heart."
00:50:20.417 --> 00:50:24.297
"My heart."
00:50:26.323 --> 00:50:28.269
Today is a VIP day.
- Sir..
00:50:28.291 --> 00:50:30.134
This presentation isn't
just important for you..
00:50:30.160 --> 00:50:31.230
"But for Soft Dogs too.
00:50:31.294 --> 00:50:32.170
Louie..
- Yes, sir..
00:50:32.229 --> 00:50:35.142
I don't want any D's, C's, or any M's.
00:50:35.198 --> 00:50:38.668
No disturbances, no Calls or..
- Meetings.
00:50:39.703 --> 00:50:40.773
Kaalia sir.
00:50:42.606 --> 00:50:44.244
Greetings my good man.
00:50:44.307 --> 00:50:45.809
Uncle.
- Greetings Kaalia sir.
00:50:46.143 --> 00:50:48.714
Uncle..
- Hello..
00:50:49.046 --> 00:50:51.253
I'm sorry, sir.
This man's unstoppable.
00:50:51.314 --> 00:50:53.089
It's alright.
00:50:53.150 --> 00:50:54.220
Uncle, what brings you here?
00:50:54.251 --> 00:50:56.424
Actually,
son, I was getting bored at home.
00:50:56.453 --> 00:51:00.492
So I thought I'll come down
here and chit-chat with Kaalia sir.
00:51:00.557 --> 00:51:02.230
So..all fine?
00:51:04.027 --> 00:51:05.165
Everything5 fine, uncle.
- Okay"
00:51:05.262 --> 00:51:07.299
Guys, this is uncle.
00:51:07.364 --> 00:51:10.436
Wonderful man.
Full of humor. Full of culture.
00:51:10.700 --> 00:51:14.614
Tomorrow in the office party,
uncle's going to be our SG
00:51:15.005 --> 00:51:16.040
Our special guest.
00:51:17.240 --> 00:51:21.416
Uncle, you must attend the party.
- Of course, I will.
00:51:21.545 --> 00:51:24.492
Kaalia sir,
you have a really nice office.
00:51:25.215 --> 00:51:26.694
You haven't spared any expenses.
00:51:27.150 --> 00:51:28.652
After all,
it's the company's office, uncle.
00:51:28.718 --> 00:51:30.026
Which company?
00:51:30.554 --> 00:51:32.033
The company we work for.
00:51:32.089 --> 00:51:34.296
SD.. Soft Dog.
00:51:34.357 --> 00:51:36.428
Soft Dog.
00:51:37.060 --> 00:51:40.098
Only licks..and never barks. Soft Dog.
00:51:40.163 --> 00:51:42.643
Yes, Soft Dog.
00:51:43.667 --> 00:51:45.237
Uncle, this is my team.
00:51:45.268 --> 00:51:46.611
We design software.
00:51:46.670 --> 00:51:48.240
It's a really huge time, Kaalia sir.
00:51:48.271 --> 00:51:49.648
They work really hard.
00:51:49.706 --> 00:51:50.741
What do you do?
00:51:51.274 --> 00:51:52.514
What do you do?
00:51:53.176 --> 00:51:55.713
Uncle, I am the boss"
- But what do you do?
00:51:56.213 --> 00:51:57.521
Uncle, I am the boss.
00:51:57.547 --> 00:52:01.017
To hell with the boss"
what's your job? Your job?
00:52:01.084 --> 00:52:04.122
I am the boss" - We're getting
late for the presentation.
00:52:04.187 --> 00:52:04.756
We should go.
00:52:05.989 --> 00:52:08.595
What happened? What happened?
- Uncle, I am in a bit of a hurry.
00:52:08.625 --> 00:52:10.070
So where's the problem?
00:52:10.127 --> 00:52:12.437
I'm in no hurry. Go on. Go on.
00:52:12.496 --> 00:52:13.440
Okay.
00:52:13.663 --> 00:52:14.607
Louie.
- Yeah.
00:52:14.664 --> 00:52:15.699
Please take care of uncle.
00:52:16.099 --> 00:52:18.272
He's special, just like you.
- Okay.
00:52:19.769 --> 00:52:22.113
Okay, uncle, see you.
- Yes"
00:52:28.678 --> 00:52:31.488
Chinese?
- Yeah, China.
00:52:31.515 --> 00:52:32.459
Forget it..
00:52:34.084 --> 00:52:37.258
So..is everything okay?
- Whore?
00:52:37.521 --> 00:52:39.364
Did you call me a whore?
- Yes.
00:52:39.456 --> 00:52:40.662
You are the whore!
00:52:40.724 --> 00:52:43.398
First, you tell me what's up, then me.
00:52:43.460 --> 00:52:44.336
I am not a whore..
00:52:44.394 --> 00:52:46.704
What on eanh are you talking about?
00:52:46.730 --> 00:52:48.107
I am decent girl.
00:52:48.165 --> 00:52:50.645
You are too much.
00:52:52.502 --> 00:52:54.778
Odd..no one even offered
to get me a glass of water.
00:53:04.748 --> 00:53:07.058
It's not even connected.
00:53:09.486 --> 00:53:12.695
I am really pissed.
- Sir, I can understand.
00:53:12.756 --> 00:53:14.167
What do you mean you understand?
00:53:14.191 --> 00:53:15.534
This is bad work.
- Sir..
00:53:15.592 --> 00:53:17.469
Kaalia sir, is everything okay?
00:53:17.527 --> 00:53:19.029
Of course. Everything5 fine.
00:53:19.329 --> 00:53:20.399
Drink some water.
00:53:20.430 --> 00:53:21.534
Drink some water and calm down.
- Yes.
00:53:21.598 --> 00:53:23.271
A..you have to understand.
00:53:23.333 --> 00:53:25.244
The company is called Soft Dogs.
00:53:25.268 --> 00:53:27.441
Don't be a soft dog. Alright.
00:53:27.504 --> 00:53:29.415
K is L..and L is K..
00:53:31.274 --> 00:53:32.252
No..
00:53:32.676 --> 00:53:33.711
Someone disconnect the thing.
00:53:33.777 --> 00:53:36.451
He's getting electrocuted.
00:53:36.513 --> 00:53:37.651
Call 999.
- Call now..
00:53:37.714 --> 00:53:40.456
Forget 999..and use formula no. 44
00:53:40.517 --> 00:53:42.326
Take it.
- No, no..
00:53:42.385 --> 00:53:43.796
Take it.
- He's my boss, how can I hit him?
00:53:44.120 --> 00:53:46.066
Hit him or he'll die.
00:53:52.395 --> 00:53:53.271
Sir..
00:53:54.798 --> 00:53:59.076
Boss..is everything fine?
- Yeah..
00:54:03.607 --> 00:54:07.749
Can someone explain what happened?
00:54:08.211 --> 00:54:11.215
That dispenser is broken..why
did you take water from it?
00:54:11.281 --> 00:54:13.056
That's why it was disconnected.
00:54:13.116 --> 00:54:17.587
Which fool..connected it back again?
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:24.561
Which fool..
00:54:27.397 --> 00:54:28.603
Boss!
00:54:36.172 --> 00:54:38.778
Kake.. is he dead?
00:54:43.747 --> 00:54:46.227
You're sleeping..and
keeping me awake too.
00:54:46.283 --> 00:54:50.425
I made a big mistake, Guddi.
In fact, I committed a sin.
00:54:50.754 --> 00:54:54.133
I almost turned that
great guy into a barbecue.
00:54:54.557 --> 00:54:57.800
I can't sleep until
I don't apologize to him.
00:54:58.595 --> 00:55:01.701
Look..you didn't do it intentionally.
00:55:01.965 --> 00:55:04.309
But it was my mistake.
If I hadn't connected the wire..
00:55:04.367 --> 00:55:05.710
...then he would've never
been in such a predicament.
00:55:06.069 --> 00:55:07.980
No-no..l can't sleep.
00:55:08.038 --> 00:55:09.517
Are you planning to
apologize at midnight?
00:55:09.572 --> 00:55:12.519
I will go apologize
to him at midnight!
00:55:12.575 --> 00:55:13.679
You've lost your mind.
00:55:14.044 --> 00:55:15.148
Won't it be morning again?
00:55:15.512 --> 00:55:17.355
Then you can go and say sorry.
00:55:18.515 --> 00:55:21.655
Guddi..that's more like it.
00:55:22.118 --> 00:55:24.029
You're so brilliant.
00:55:24.087 --> 00:55:26.363
The boss has invited
me to his pany tomorrow
00:55:26.556 --> 00:55:27.534
Special Guest.
00:55:27.991 --> 00:55:33.065
At the party,
I'll especially say sorry to him.
00:55:34.297 --> 00:55:37.005
Please-please, come-come-come.
You're already late.
00:55:37.133 --> 00:55:38.168
Please, go.
00:55:38.368 --> 00:55:40.279
Marsh, take care of the guests.
- Yes, sir.
00:55:41.137 --> 00:55:43.242
Mr. Kaalia. How are you?
00:55:43.473 --> 00:55:45.646
I heard you got electrocuted
at your office yesterday.
00:55:48.378 --> 00:55:49.322
Hello.
00:55:50.580 --> 00:55:55.325
No-no-no..some fool
connected the wire..
00:55:55.385 --> 00:55:57.626
If I find him, I will not spare him.
00:55:57.687 --> 00:55:59.564
Won't leave him.
- Kaalia sir. Kaalia sir.
00:55:59.789 --> 00:56:02.167
Greetings, sir.
- Uncle.
00:56:03.393 --> 00:56:05.999
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
00:56:06.062 --> 00:56:08.201
This is for you.
- Oh..thank you.
00:56:08.231 --> 00:56:11.701
No thank you.. In fact,
Kaalia sir, please forgive me.
00:56:12.035 --> 00:56:14.743
I am sorry.
I am very-very sorry, sir.
00:56:15.004 --> 00:56:17.109
What for, uncle?
00:56:17.140 --> 00:56:18.346
It's because were late.
00:56:18.408 --> 00:56:19.978
So uncle's apologizing for the delay.
00:56:20.009 --> 00:56:21.010
That's why, uncle..
00:56:21.044 --> 00:56:22.717
Uncle is feeling very guilty.
00:56:22.746 --> 00:56:25.352
Amazing, uncle. Amazing.
00:56:25.648 --> 00:56:29.460
Ladies and Gentlemen:
this is uncle from India.
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:31.556
Amazing man. Full of culture.
00:56:32.021 --> 00:56:34.592
In fact..he is India.
00:56:37.260 --> 00:56:39.297
All that is fine..
00:56:39.729 --> 00:56:42.232
It's fine, but, please forgive me.
00:56:42.465 --> 00:56:44.103
I am really embarrassed.
00:56:44.167 --> 00:56:48.707
I am really sorry.
- Okay, uncle, okay. I forgive you.
00:56:48.738 --> 00:56:50.012
Happy?
00:56:50.073 --> 00:56:52.144
Alright. Aryan, why don't
you get some drinks for uncle?
00:56:52.175 --> 00:56:53.051
Please take care of him.
00:56:53.109 --> 00:56:54.452
I'll see you in a bit,
it's really important.
00:56:54.511 --> 00:56:55.581
But listen to me.
00:56:55.645 --> 00:56:57.488
You..
- Boss has already forgiven you.
00:56:57.614 --> 00:56:58.592
Are you happy novfl
00:56:59.082 --> 00:57:03.326
He forgave me,
but he doesn't know what for.
00:57:03.453 --> 00:57:06.957
Nice dress.
- Thank you.
00:57:07.390 --> 00:57:10.633
Well, you can thank
me in a better way.
00:57:10.693 --> 00:57:11.728
I don't understand.
00:57:12.629 --> 00:57:15.576
Louie, you're old
enough to understand.
00:57:19.402 --> 00:57:21.507
Uncle..do you need anything?
00:57:21.571 --> 00:57:23.346
Forgive me.
00:57:24.174 --> 00:57:26.518
I am sorry, boss. I am really sorry.
00:57:26.576 --> 00:57:28.419
I already have, uncle.
I've forgiven you.
00:57:28.478 --> 00:57:32.085
No, boss, you don't get it.
I am sorry.
00:57:32.215 --> 00:57:35.059
I've forgiven you, uncle.
Please go enjoy the party.
00:57:35.118 --> 00:57:36.620
You don't get it.
00:57:36.686 --> 00:57:38.529
Forgive me, I am sorry.
00:57:38.588 --> 00:57:41.330
I get it, uncle.
Please forgive me.
00:57:41.391 --> 00:57:45.168
No..you forgive me.
I can't forgive..
00:57:45.228 --> 00:57:47.708
Try to understand,
uncle..l am talking to Louie.
00:57:51.234 --> 00:57:53.214
Louie isn't here.
00:57:53.269 --> 00:57:56.113
You should go too..and spare me.
00:57:57.507 --> 00:57:58.577
Boss.
00:58:16.025 --> 00:58:18.562
He's getting on my
nerves with is apologies.
00:58:19.529 --> 00:58:21.065
That bloody lndian..
00:58:24.033 --> 00:58:25.671
It's natural.
00:58:26.002 --> 00:58:28.448
Couple of beers down,
and you've to answer nature's call.
00:58:28.505 --> 00:58:30.985
Keep doing it,
boss..don't try to stop it.
00:58:31.040 --> 00:58:32.110
Let it flow..
00:58:32.175 --> 00:58:34.519
If you try to stop
it..you'll get kidney stones.
00:58:34.577 --> 00:58:36.989
Uncle..why are you bothering me?
00:58:37.046 --> 00:58:39.720
Please, just forgive me.
- No-no-no, boss.
00:58:39.983 --> 00:58:41.758
You must forgive me.
00:58:42.018 --> 00:58:45.659
I am really embarrassed
about yesterday.
00:58:46.022 --> 00:58:47.000
Please forgive me.
00:58:47.056 --> 00:58:51.471
What should I forgive you for, uncle?
- You see"
00:58:51.528 --> 00:58:55.032
Yesterday when you turned
the tap of the water machine..
00:58:55.331 --> 00:58:56.469
Uncle..
Just..j ust..
00:58:56.533 --> 00:58:58.171
Just a minute.
- I'll do it.
00:58:58.234 --> 00:59:00.236
Just a minute.
Just a minute, Kaalia sir.
00:59:00.937 --> 00:59:06.046
Wet pants..and unbridled
youth causes embarrassment.
00:59:06.075 --> 00:59:07.053
Understand.
00:59:07.710 --> 00:59:09.951
Oh-oh..l am so sorry.
00:59:10.013 --> 00:59:11.583
Iam just cleaning him up.
00:59:12.248 --> 00:59:13.625
Enjoy yourself.
00:59:13.983 --> 00:59:16.293
No-no-no-no! No-no-no-no, Marsh,
that not what you think this is..
00:59:16.352 --> 00:59:17.456
What are you doing, Uncle?
00:59:17.520 --> 00:59:18.726
Marsh, listen,
this is not what you think..
00:59:18.988 --> 00:59:20.433
Boss, your pants are still wet.
00:59:20.590 --> 00:59:24.003
Aryan, I need to speak to you.
00:59:24.060 --> 00:59:25.232
Yes, boss.
00:59:25.461 --> 00:59:27.236
Please handle your uncle.
00:59:27.530 --> 00:59:30.340
He's getting on my
nerves with his sorry.
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:32.141
He's after me. He will make me mad.
00:59:32.201 --> 00:59:34.511
I am very sorry, sir.
- We're very-very sorry, sir.
00:59:34.571 --> 00:59:37.108
No.
No sorry" No!
00:59:37.173 --> 00:59:39.551
No sorry"
yes, sorry" I am sorry too.
00:59:39.609 --> 00:59:42.522
No one's going to say sorry now. Get it.
- Yes.
00:59:42.579 --> 00:59:44.650
No one. And handle your uncle.
- Yes.
00:59:44.714 --> 00:59:45.658
Okay.
00:59:46.649 --> 00:59:47.719
I am sorry.
00:59:48.685 --> 00:59:50.596
I am sorry from the
depths of my hean.
00:59:51.120 --> 00:59:52.258
Really sorry.
00:59:52.322 --> 00:59:54.268
Uncle..
- I am really embarrassed.
00:59:54.324 --> 00:59:55.428
Uncle, what have I ever done to you?
00:59:55.558 --> 00:59:58.061
Sorry"
- Someone handle..
00:59:58.127 --> 00:59:59.629
Boss"
- Uncle..
00:59:59.696 --> 01:00:01.539
Boss"
- Where are you going?
01:00:01.564 --> 01:00:02.736
What is this nonsense?
01:00:02.999 --> 01:00:05.343
What do you want to do?
- I made a mistake, Guddi.
01:00:05.401 --> 01:00:06.471
And I must apologize.
01:00:06.502 --> 01:00:08.448
You haven't done anything, uncle.
01:00:08.471 --> 01:00:10.542
I made a big mistake, dear.
01:00:10.607 --> 01:00:12.678
I connected the machine's
wire in the socket.
01:00:13.009 --> 01:00:14.784
Not so loud uncle,
someone will hear you..
01:00:15.044 --> 01:00:15.522
Please"
01:00:15.578 --> 01:00:17.558
Hi, Aryan..
- Hi, Kevin.
01:00:18.581 --> 01:00:20.583
Meet my wife, Anaya.
- Hi.
01:00:20.650 --> 01:00:22.561
Pleasure.
- My aunt.
01:00:22.585 --> 01:00:24.496
Hello.
- Hello.
01:00:24.520 --> 01:00:25.692
And my uncle..
01:00:26.556 --> 01:00:27.466
Louie..
01:00:28.191 --> 01:00:29.295
Louie, listen to me.
01:00:29.359 --> 01:00:31.669
Louie.. Louie.. Louie, listen"
- K, please.
01:00:31.728 --> 01:00:34.538
Why are you going? Come on.
- Please, I am really uncomfonable.
01:00:34.597 --> 01:00:36.133
Okay, kiss me. Kiss me.
01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:37.269
Come on.
- Stop it. Please.
01:00:37.300 --> 01:00:38.711
K, you're so drunk..
- Kiss me.
01:00:38.768 --> 01:00:40.406
Please stop it.
01:00:44.273 --> 01:00:45.149
I am sorry.
01:00:47.143 --> 01:00:50.317
I told you..l've forgiven you.
01:00:50.346 --> 01:00:54.158
Please get lost.
- This is not for what I did earlier.
01:00:54.217 --> 01:00:55.457
This is for now.
01:00:57.053 --> 01:01:01.433
And because what you're
doing is not right.
01:01:01.491 --> 01:01:04.597
It's wrong. I won't let you do it.
And so I am sorry.
01:01:05.595 --> 01:01:07.233
You're trying to explain me.
01:01:07.997 --> 01:01:10.443
To hell with your sorry"
01:01:13.469 --> 01:01:15.312
Move-move.. move.
01:01:15.338 --> 01:01:16.510
What happened?
01:01:16.773 --> 01:01:18.184
Are you alright?
01:01:18.341 --> 01:01:19.411
What happened?
- Are you okay?
01:01:19.475 --> 01:01:20.715
Why are you crying?
01:01:20.777 --> 01:01:22.051
Are you alright?
- It's nothing"
01:01:22.111 --> 01:01:24.216
I slipped.
- Slipped.
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:25.486
I slipped.
01:01:26.683 --> 01:01:29.755
Aryan..how can he just slip?
01:01:30.019 --> 01:01:32.090
What happened, K? All good.
01:01:33.389 --> 01:01:35.096
Take this old man away.
01:01:36.459 --> 01:01:37.460
He has no status to be here..
01:01:37.527 --> 01:01:39.302
...and was flirting with
girls in his drunk condition.
01:01:40.029 --> 01:01:41.235
Shameless, fellow"
01:01:41.564 --> 01:01:44.443
Oh, God! What are you saying?
01:01:44.500 --> 01:01:45.478
Ask him.
01:01:46.536 --> 01:01:49.210
Let's go,
I don't want to be here anymore.
01:01:49.272 --> 01:01:51.047
Guddi..listen to me.
Listen to me.
01:01:51.107 --> 01:01:52.586
I already heard.
- I am talking to him.
01:01:59.348 --> 01:02:02.522
Kaalia sir, you're great guy..
01:02:03.453 --> 01:02:04.989
"So don't be so cheap.
01:02:05.621 --> 01:02:07.464
Doesn't suit you.
01:02:09.025 --> 01:02:11.301
Just because she
works at your office"
01:02:11.427 --> 01:02:13.168
"doesn't mean she's your property.
01:02:14.130 --> 01:02:15.336
You' re forcing her.
01:02:16.065 --> 01:02:18.705
If you're man, win her over.
01:02:19.569 --> 01:02:23.346
But if you try to force her
it gives a bad name to our country.
01:02:23.573 --> 01:02:26.076
It taints her respect.
01:02:26.342 --> 01:02:29.152
And she's from China..it's
easier to taint her.
01:02:30.179 --> 01:02:32.090
Be polite"
01:02:32.248 --> 01:02:33.659
Don't be so rude.
01:02:34.117 --> 01:02:37.189
When you try to use force,
it's considered as rape.
01:02:37.253 --> 01:02:40.393
And I won't let you do that.
01:02:40.523 --> 01:02:41.763
Sorry.
01:02:48.297 --> 01:02:51.141
That's rubbish. He's lying.
01:02:51.534 --> 01:02:54.140
Let's go..haven't you
finished saying sorry?
01:02:54.170 --> 01:02:57.344
Let's go.
- Just a minute, Guddi. One minute.
01:02:59.509 --> 01:03:02.649
Boss..for the last time, I am sorry.
01:03:03.312 --> 01:03:06.225
And this is for what I
did earlier and not for this.
01:03:07.083 --> 01:03:11.156
I connected that
machine in your office.
01:03:11.387 --> 01:03:14.493
And I almost turned you
into a barbecued chicken.
01:03:15.191 --> 01:03:17.330
And that's why I wanted to apologize.
01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:21.173
But after looking at your actions"
You're not worthy of my apologies.
01:03:21.330 --> 01:03:25.472
So I take my apology back.
01:03:25.601 --> 01:03:26.671
Okay.
01:03:27.637 --> 01:03:29.583
You bas***
- Relax, K!
01:03:30.573 --> 01:03:33.110
Relax.
- Aryan..
01:03:33.476 --> 01:03:36.719
Relax.
- Aryan, move your hand.
01:03:37.246 --> 01:03:39.522
Relax.
- You'll have to pay for this, Aryan.
01:03:39.582 --> 01:03:41.118
Move your hand.
- Aryan.
01:03:41.184 --> 01:03:42.185
Aryan. He's not worth our time.
01:03:42.251 --> 01:03:43.127
Yes, listen to her.
01:03:43.152 --> 01:03:44.631
You'll have to pay for this.
I said move your hand.
01:03:44.687 --> 01:03:45.757
Let's go, Aryan.
- Move your hand!
01:03:46.189 --> 01:03:47.031
Come on.
- Come on.
01:03:47.089 --> 01:03:47.726
Don't you get it?
01:03:47.790 --> 01:03:48.598
Let's go, Aryan.
- Come, son.
01:03:48.624 --> 01:03:49.500
Get lost.
- Come, son.
01:03:50.793 --> 01:03:52.636
Get lost.
- Let's go.
01:03:54.564 --> 01:03:55.736
Throw them out.
01:03:56.465 --> 01:03:57.773
A bunch of freeloaders.
01:03:58.367 --> 01:03:59.345
Idiots.
01:04:20.089 --> 01:04:22.091
K, you can't do this to me.
01:04:22.158 --> 01:04:23.569
I can..
01:04:23.759 --> 01:04:26.137
Aryan, you're highly
underestimating me.
01:04:26.195 --> 01:04:29.142
Quietly sign this resignation letter,
otherwise"
01:04:30.666 --> 01:04:36.309
If I fire you..you can
lose your reputation as well.
01:04:37.573 --> 01:04:39.109
But what's my fault?
01:04:39.175 --> 01:04:42.588
You should've asked
that yourself last night at the party.
01:04:42.612 --> 01:04:44.614
When you locked horns
with me for your uncle.
01:04:44.714 --> 01:04:47.558
You know..that's the problem
with you bloody Indians.
01:04:47.783 --> 01:04:50.320
Even after staying in London,
you can never adapt to it.
01:04:50.486 --> 01:04:53.160
You've been working
under me for four years.
01:04:53.256 --> 01:04:55.202
And that old man showed
up a few days ago.
01:04:55.725 --> 01:04:57.398
And you locked horns with me for him.
01:04:58.094 --> 01:05:00.973
I will make sure that old man..
- Let it go, sir.
01:05:00.997 --> 01:05:02.476
You won't achieve
anything by cussing him.
01:05:02.698 --> 01:05:05.440
Uncle won't stay here forever.
He'll leave in a couple of days.
01:05:05.601 --> 01:05:07.547
But my career will be ruined, sir.
01:05:08.237 --> 01:05:09.443
Please, sir.
01:05:10.039 --> 01:05:12.610
Fine..let's do one thing.
01:05:13.209 --> 01:05:17.453
I'll tear up this resignation letter.
01:05:18.581 --> 01:05:21.391
Go now..and throw that old man out.
01:05:23.286 --> 01:05:24.162
It's that simple.
01:05:25.354 --> 01:05:27.129
Sir, how can I just throw him out?
01:05:28.357 --> 01:05:29.335
Why?
01:05:29.525 --> 01:05:30.595
How's he related to you?
01:05:30.660 --> 01:05:31.695
Is he your father?
01:05:32.361 --> 01:05:36.503
If you want to save your job,
then throw the old man out.
01:05:36.999 --> 01:05:41.141
Otherwise..l'll make sure
you're thrown out of London.
01:05:41.404 --> 01:05:42.576
Understand.
01:05:46.309 --> 01:05:49.290
I won't let you go. No need.
01:05:49.312 --> 01:05:51.189
Where's the problem, Guddi?
01:05:51.247 --> 01:05:53.227
I'll go and fix everything.
01:05:53.282 --> 01:05:56.058
Look..you've already made a big mess.
01:05:56.118 --> 01:05:57.188
Please don't make things any worse.
01:05:57.253 --> 01:05:58.561
Who says I'll make things worse?
Nonsense.
01:05:58.621 --> 01:06:00.464
I won't let you go.
- What happened?
01:06:00.523 --> 01:06:03.299
He's going to Kake's office
again to apologize to that Kaalia.
01:06:03.359 --> 01:06:07.239
Oh, God. Uncle..last night
you said sorry so many times"
01:06:07.296 --> 01:06:10.038
"that, you don't have
to say sorry to him..ever again.
01:06:10.099 --> 01:06:12.272
See..
- That's why I want to say sorry.
01:06:12.335 --> 01:06:13.507
I am worried about Kake.
01:06:13.536 --> 01:06:15.482
Worried about Kake..
- You don't"
01:06:15.504 --> 01:06:17.074
Uncle, if you're so worried about me,
can you do me a favor?
01:06:17.139 --> 01:06:19.050
Go on. What do you want me to do?
01:06:19.108 --> 01:06:20.485
Will you talk to my boss?
01:06:21.210 --> 01:06:22.655
Of course,
I'll apologize over the phone for now.
01:06:22.712 --> 01:06:24.749
Later I'll meet him
personally and apologize.
01:06:25.147 --> 01:06:26.490
No, you don't have to apologize.
01:06:27.083 --> 01:06:30.257
I want you to cuss him in Punjabi.
01:06:30.286 --> 01:06:32.391
What? Kaalia.
01:06:34.590 --> 01:06:35.568
Hello.
- Your boss.
01:06:35.624 --> 01:06:37.001
Hello.
- Go on.
01:06:39.195 --> 01:06:42.642
Kaalia bossueverything okay.
01:06:42.732 --> 01:06:46.339
This is uncle speaking.
- Uncle!
01:06:46.435 --> 01:06:49.712
I forgot to say few
words in your praise.
01:06:49.739 --> 01:06:53.585
Can I say it novfl
- Okay-okay-okay.
01:06:53.776 --> 01:06:55.551
Just a second, uncle.
01:06:55.578 --> 01:06:57.524
Guys, please get up..get up.
01:06:58.547 --> 01:07:01.687
Today is a proud day for SD.
01:07:02.251 --> 01:07:05.357
The old man who insulted
me in the party yesterday.
01:07:05.988 --> 01:07:09.367
He wants to say a
few words in my praise.
01:07:11.127 --> 01:07:12.470
I'll put him on speaker.
01:07:14.697 --> 01:07:17.541
Yes, uncle. Speak now.
01:07:17.600 --> 01:07:20.376
I thought you're a decent guy..
01:07:20.436 --> 01:07:22.609
"But, you turned
out to be a backstabber.
01:07:23.506 --> 01:07:26.385
People slogged day and night for you..
01:07:26.442 --> 01:07:28.149
"But you turned
out to be a hypocrite.
01:07:28.477 --> 01:07:30.150
What?
- I thought you'll give us respect.
01:07:30.212 --> 01:07:32.249
But didn't know you'll sc*** us too.
01:07:32.381 --> 01:07:34.622
If you've any shame left,
think about the promises you made..
01:07:34.683 --> 01:07:36.629
...you bloody rascal.
01:07:36.685 --> 01:07:38.460
Hey..
01:07:38.521 --> 01:07:41.297
You're the devil's son,
donkey's nephew.
01:07:41.357 --> 01:07:44.429
The result of your parent's mistake.
- Have you lost your mind?
01:07:44.460 --> 01:07:49.341
Bloody lizard's egg,
dog's ghost, you bloody"
01:07:49.365 --> 01:07:54.576
Uncle, I will kill you.
- You bloody, conniving, crafty little"
01:07:55.071 --> 01:07:57.312
Shut, up!
- Bless you!
01:08:06.015 --> 01:08:08.154
He quit his job.
01:08:09.251 --> 01:08:10.594
No, l..
01:08:11.987 --> 01:08:13.591
Anyway, who wants to
keep slogging in ajob.
01:08:14.090 --> 01:08:16.536
Someday I'll stan
my own software company.
01:08:17.660 --> 01:08:18.695
I'll do something soon.
01:08:20.963 --> 01:08:22.237
I'll definitely do something.
01:08:42.184 --> 01:08:44.130
Why quit your job if
you wanted another one?
01:08:45.287 --> 01:08:46.527
I didn't quit, they fired me.
01:08:46.655 --> 01:08:48.032
Are you regretting it novfl
01:08:49.058 --> 01:08:49.763
No, but"
01:08:50.392 --> 01:08:52.303
I could've handled
the situation better.
01:08:54.029 --> 01:08:56.134
What uncle did was right.
01:08:56.632 --> 01:08:59.772
But like any typical Indian,
even I butted heads with that Kaalia.
01:09:00.136 --> 01:09:01.513
But that's what I love about you.
01:09:02.671 --> 01:09:04.446
No, but"
- What but?
01:09:04.607 --> 01:09:07.087
Would you still be saying 'but',
if someone had treated me that way?
01:09:07.710 --> 01:09:10.418
I would've broken his butt"
- I see.
01:09:10.946 --> 01:09:11.947
But I don't believe you.
01:09:13.015 --> 01:09:15.256
So don't, but what's in this coffee?
01:09:15.317 --> 01:09:16.694
Viagra.
- Huh!
01:09:17.686 --> 01:09:20.360
Well, you don't do anything normally,
I thought maybe this might help.
01:09:23.225 --> 01:09:25.136
You know what.
- What?
01:09:25.628 --> 01:09:27.972
It's working.
- Really.
01:09:34.336 --> 01:09:36.145
What's she doing here?
- What"
01:09:37.740 --> 01:09:40.084
Aunty.
- Aunty.
01:09:40.309 --> 01:09:41.549
Aunty.
01:09:44.280 --> 01:09:45.258
Uncle..
- Kake..
01:09:45.314 --> 01:09:48.022
Listen, Kake. Did your aunt come here?
01:09:48.984 --> 01:09:50.088
There she is.
01:09:50.719 --> 01:09:52.665
She was walking in her sleep again.
01:09:52.988 --> 01:09:54.365
Guddi.
01:09:58.360 --> 01:09:59.464
Guddi.
01:10:02.231 --> 01:10:04.074
She's asleep. Let her sleep.
01:10:04.266 --> 01:10:07.145
I'll close the door otherwise she
will stan walking in her sleep again.
01:10:19.081 --> 01:10:23.530
Haroon..the pride of Pakistan.
01:10:24.186 --> 01:10:26.097
Target Pakistan.
01:10:26.522 --> 01:10:31.198
Soon you'll teach your father how
to sneak into your neighbor's home.
01:10:31.293 --> 01:10:34.740
So many clothes"
01:10:35.197 --> 01:10:36.733
I don't get it.
01:10:41.337 --> 01:10:43.146
Brother..what's this?
01:10:43.205 --> 01:10:45.617
Actually, I brought him here for you.
01:10:45.741 --> 01:10:49.154
Okay? - His mother,
my wife, she's out working.
01:10:49.278 --> 01:10:50.780
And you need someone
to take care of Haroon.
01:10:51.046 --> 01:10:53.822
Allah, you're so smart.
- Yes"
01:10:54.250 --> 01:10:59.757
This is his pacifier and his bottle.
01:11:00.522 --> 01:11:03.332
And..
- We do have milk.
01:11:04.059 --> 01:11:05.595
I am embarrassed.
01:11:06.195 --> 01:11:07.572
Haroon.
01:11:07.696 --> 01:11:11.303
Father's going out
to get some meat for you.
01:11:11.400 --> 01:11:13.402
And we'll have a feast later.
01:11:13.736 --> 01:11:16.546
May Allah give you salvation soon.
01:11:20.576 --> 01:11:25.184
He's like little Lord Krishna.
Just his complexions bit off.
01:11:25.314 --> 01:11:28.352
It's alright.
I'll make you fair today.
01:11:28.584 --> 01:11:33.329
First, I'll massage you
properly with oil. And then"
01:11:33.389 --> 01:11:35.369
Oh, my child.
01:11:35.491 --> 01:11:38.233
Did anyone give Haroon
massage like this?
01:11:38.394 --> 01:11:43.070
I wish your mother had
and bathed you properly.
01:11:43.232 --> 01:11:46.338
Then even you would've looked
pretty like these foreigners.
01:11:46.468 --> 01:11:51.178
I'll bathe you with cream. Isn't it?
01:11:51.240 --> 01:11:52.651
See..
01:11:52.741 --> 01:11:54.118
See..
01:11:54.209 --> 01:11:56.416
Oh my, God. What is she doing?
01:11:56.445 --> 01:11:58.356
Come on..
- No point in crying.
01:11:58.414 --> 01:11:59.586
Hello, 999..
01:11:59.748 --> 01:12:02.024
Please, there's a
lady outside my house"
01:12:02.084 --> 01:12:03.358
...and she's killing this baby.
01:12:03.419 --> 01:12:05.330
She must be a baby killer.
01:12:11.060 --> 01:12:12.368
See..
- Oh my, God.
01:12:12.494 --> 01:12:14.201
Haroon's getting a massage.
- Oh my, God.
01:12:14.263 --> 01:12:16.573
Stop it.
- Put the baby down.
01:12:16.665 --> 01:12:19.202
Stop it. Stop it.
- Why? What happened?
01:12:19.268 --> 01:12:20.645
Freeze.
01:12:20.703 --> 01:12:22.376
Stop..put the baby down.
01:12:22.471 --> 01:12:23.677
Stand back. Stand back.
01:12:23.706 --> 01:12:25.151
Give me the baby.
01:12:25.207 --> 01:12:27.016
I still have to massage him.
01:12:27.076 --> 01:12:30.387
Later I'll bathe him with cream.
Isn't it, Haroon?
01:12:30.446 --> 01:12:31.516
Give me the baby.
01:12:31.547 --> 01:12:33.720
How can I give you someone's baby?
01:12:33.782 --> 01:12:35.352
Don't you have your own kids?
01:12:35.417 --> 01:12:37.727
Can you speak English?
- English?
01:12:37.753 --> 01:12:39.460
Yes-yes-yes"
01:12:39.621 --> 01:12:42.727
Good morning..good evening..
01:12:43.592 --> 01:12:44.764
Bye..
01:12:45.160 --> 01:12:47.367
Okay, tata"
01:12:47.563 --> 01:12:50.339
Stand back. Stand back.
- What happened?
01:12:50.366 --> 01:12:52.039
Give me the baby or I will shoot you.
01:12:52.101 --> 01:12:55.378
Oh, God. He'll shoot me.
01:12:55.437 --> 01:12:57.508
Come on, Haroon.
- Don't try to hide.
01:12:57.573 --> 01:12:59.553
You're surrounded
by Metropolitan Police.
01:12:59.608 --> 01:13:01.383
But what have I done?
- What is happening?
01:13:01.443 --> 01:13:02.710
Give me the baby now.
01:13:02.711 --> 01:13:04.247
Baby killer.
- Baby killer.
01:13:04.313 --> 01:13:06.350
She is trying to kill your baby.
- My baby.
01:13:06.415 --> 01:13:09.089
Aunty, they are saying
that you will kill her baby.
01:13:09.718 --> 01:13:11.425
Kill, me..
- Get back. Get back.
01:13:11.453 --> 01:13:13.262
Give me the baby or I will shoot.
01:13:14.723 --> 01:13:16.669
Shoot this woman, please.
01:13:17.993 --> 01:13:19.165
Give me my baby.
01:13:19.228 --> 01:13:20.400
What happened?
- Give me my baby, please.
01:13:20.462 --> 01:13:22.305
What happened?
Did West Indies lose a match again?
01:13:22.364 --> 01:13:23.502
Brother"
- Haroon.
01:13:23.999 --> 01:13:27.276
Please explain them.
- Yes..l give it to her.
01:13:27.336 --> 01:13:28.713
You gave her the baby.
- Yes.
01:13:29.471 --> 01:13:32.509
I will kill you.
I will kill you. I will kill you.
01:13:32.541 --> 01:13:33.679
I will kill you.
- Stop it.
01:13:33.742 --> 01:13:35.779
I will shoot you.
- Hey, it's okay.
01:13:36.578 --> 01:13:38.080
Kake..
01:13:39.314 --> 01:13:41.260
I will shoot you.
- No-no-no..
01:13:42.050 --> 01:13:43.222
Officer, wait.
01:13:43.285 --> 01:13:46.095
Stop-stop, don't shoot.
What happened?
01:13:46.155 --> 01:13:48.260
She's a baby killer,
she's been trying to kill her baby.
01:13:48.323 --> 01:13:49.495
Yes"
- No-no-no.
01:13:49.558 --> 01:13:51.299
Aunty, what are they saying?
01:13:51.360 --> 01:13:54.807
Dear, I was only giving him
a massage because he was crying.
01:13:55.063 --> 01:13:56.167
Aunty..
- He was crying.
01:13:56.231 --> 01:13:58.211
Hold on..first give me the baby.
01:13:58.267 --> 01:13:59.769
It's very cold. It's cold.
01:14:00.035 --> 01:14:02.345
Here's your baby.
Alright. Alright.
01:14:02.604 --> 01:14:03.548
The baby's with her.
01:14:03.605 --> 01:14:04.640
No baby.
01:14:04.706 --> 01:14:06.982
One second. Officer, one second.
01:14:07.042 --> 01:14:09.113
One second. I think there's
some sort of confusion.
01:14:09.178 --> 01:14:11.351
She was only giving
the baby a massage.
01:14:11.413 --> 01:14:13.359
That was an Indian style massage.
01:14:13.415 --> 01:14:16.123
A massage?
- Holding the baby like this?
01:14:16.752 --> 01:14:18.231
What does like this mean?
01:14:18.287 --> 01:14:21.996
Dear..it's good for breathing.
01:14:23.392 --> 01:14:27.204
She was doing that because
it helps the baby breathe.
01:14:27.262 --> 01:14:28.366
And digest.
01:14:28.730 --> 01:14:31.176
It's just an Indian style massage.
01:14:31.233 --> 01:14:32.337
You gotta be kidding me.
01:14:32.434 --> 01:14:33.674
Sorry.
- I don't believe it.
01:14:34.503 --> 01:14:36.244
I am sorry.
- Massager.
01:14:36.305 --> 01:14:37.648
S°"y..
' YOu!
01:14:38.006 --> 01:14:40.543
See..see, brother.
He's sleeping so soundly.
01:14:40.609 --> 01:14:41.451
Yes, exactly.
01:14:41.510 --> 01:14:44.320
I'll massage him every day.
- No!
01:14:44.680 --> 01:14:47.422
No more massages. Let's go home,
and you go to your home.
01:14:47.583 --> 01:14:48.653
You go, we come.
01:14:51.653 --> 01:14:52.461
C razy.
01:14:52.554 --> 01:14:56.696
Relax..aunt only gave him a massage,
not murder the baby.
01:14:56.758 --> 01:14:57.736
It was murder..
01:14:57.793 --> 01:14:59.795
Who massages the baby like that?
01:15:00.028 --> 01:15:01.166
That woman could've sued us.
01:15:01.597 --> 01:15:04.100
That's how children
are massaged in Punjab.
01:15:04.132 --> 01:15:06.078
And children grow up to be strong.
01:15:06.134 --> 01:15:08.546
In fact, you should let
aunty massage your kids too.
01:15:08.604 --> 01:15:11.744
Are they going to stay
here until we have kids?
01:15:12.241 --> 01:15:13.481
Seems like that.
01:15:16.245 --> 01:15:18.623
You know what, did you see my trimmer.
01:15:18.680 --> 01:15:20.125
I have to shave.
01:15:20.315 --> 01:15:22.693
You're worried about your
trimmer and I can't find my jeans.
01:15:23.252 --> 01:15:25.528
I wonder where's my trimmer"
01:15:28.223 --> 01:15:29.702
Uncle, what are you
doing with my trimmer?
01:15:29.725 --> 01:15:30.999
Cleaning my arm pits.
01:15:31.260 --> 01:15:32.671
But it's for shaving.
01:15:32.728 --> 01:15:34.264
So I am shaving my underarms.
01:15:35.130 --> 01:15:37.167
There we go.. I am done.
01:15:37.232 --> 01:15:38.233
You do it.
01:15:39.067 --> 01:15:40.068
What will I do with this novfl
01:15:40.135 --> 01:15:41.671
Why? Get a shave..like me.
01:15:41.737 --> 01:15:45.207
No. Uncle..do you like it?
01:15:45.274 --> 01:15:47.083
Yes"
- Keep it.
01:15:47.776 --> 01:15:49.084
You want me to keep it.
01:15:50.746 --> 01:15:52.453
Guddi.
- Yes.
01:15:52.614 --> 01:15:53.592
See Guddi..
01:15:54.383 --> 01:15:56.693
Kake just gave me an imponed gift.
01:15:56.752 --> 01:15:59.460
See..
- Wow, son, thank you.
01:16:00.055 --> 01:16:02.262
Son, here are the clothes?
- Clothes?
01:16:02.591 --> 01:16:05.367
Daughter-in-lamfs jeans were torn.
So I stitched it up.
01:16:05.961 --> 01:16:07.736
Stitched it?
- Yes, dear.
01:16:08.163 --> 01:16:09.198
She will be really happy.
01:16:10.732 --> 01:16:13.235
See..she's jumping with joy.
01:16:15.337 --> 01:16:18.181
Happy birthday to you.
01:16:18.273 --> 01:16:21.277
Happy birthday Mehta uncle.
01:16:21.343 --> 01:16:23.380
Forget the cake..
- You eat first"
01:16:23.445 --> 01:16:24.753
...have these sweets instead
01:16:25.013 --> 01:16:26.390
Have sweets.
01:16:26.415 --> 01:16:27.519
Have sweets. Here..
01:16:27.583 --> 01:16:30.393
Smells like I am in Punjab. Wow.
01:16:30.452 --> 01:16:33.228
It's not the fragrance of Punjab.
01:16:33.322 --> 01:16:36.030
Uncle's silently farting.
01:16:36.091 --> 01:16:37.161
What?
01:16:37.326 --> 01:16:41.001
Sorry..he's got indigestion.
01:16:41.063 --> 01:16:44.567
No need to say sorry. He only farted,
not like he set-off a bomb.
01:16:44.633 --> 01:16:48.581
See Guddi, we've inherited
farting from our elders.
01:16:49.171 --> 01:16:50.149
Forget it..
01:16:50.238 --> 01:16:52.741
Don't feel ashamed if you farted.
01:16:53.241 --> 01:16:55.687
Only the one's who
are alive are farting.
01:16:56.011 --> 01:16:58.150
Wow.. that's unbelievable.
01:16:58.213 --> 01:17:00.193
Mr. Mehta,
I've written a few lines on fan.
01:17:00.248 --> 01:17:01.693
That's amazing..so
what are you waiting for?
01:17:01.950 --> 01:17:05.363
Not like this. Such gatherings are
pointless without alcohol.
01:17:05.387 --> 01:17:08.129
Uncle, you're absolutely right.
01:17:08.190 --> 01:17:09.999
We all need a drink.- Yeah..
01:17:10.058 --> 01:17:12.197
Guddi.
- Yeah.
01:17:12.260 --> 01:17:14.103
Get the duty-free bottle.
01:17:14.129 --> 01:17:15.233
And Kake..
01:17:15.263 --> 01:17:18.210
I'll get some cucumbers,
tomatoes, and carrots for you.
01:17:18.266 --> 01:17:20.678
Cottage cheese"
Fritters and munchies.
01:17:20.736 --> 01:17:22.181
I'll get everything, uncle.
01:17:22.237 --> 01:17:24.239
Who will get the glasses, you fool?
01:17:25.540 --> 01:17:28.020
What? Who am I? Am I the maid?
01:17:28.110 --> 01:17:29.714
Daughter-i n-lavv. . sl ice some carrots.
01:17:29.978 --> 01:17:31.252
Daughter-in-lavmslice some radish.
01:17:31.346 --> 01:17:32.518
I would slice them instead.
01:17:32.581 --> 01:17:33.719
Get some fritters.
01:17:33.982 --> 01:17:37.020
Can we get some cottage cheese?
How about some munchies?
01:17:37.119 --> 01:17:38.689
I hate this daughter-in-law and Kake.
01:17:39.121 --> 01:17:42.125
In Punjab,
sons are addressed as Kake..
01:17:42.190 --> 01:17:44.431
...and his wife as daughter-in-law.
01:17:44.493 --> 01:17:46.234
I am not their daughter-in-law.
01:17:46.395 --> 01:17:48.033
Daughter-in-law.
- Coming.
01:17:55.470 --> 01:18:00.010
"Sometimes it's loud,
and sometimes it's without a sound."
01:18:01.009 --> 01:18:04.513
"Sometimes it's loud,
and sometimes it's without a sound."
01:18:04.579 --> 01:18:08.493
"Every fan has its own unique style."
01:18:08.550 --> 01:18:09.961
'Allah!'
01:18:10.285 --> 01:18:13.528
"Sometimes it's like a breeze
and sometimes like a blast."
01:18:14.056 --> 01:18:15.126
"Sometimes it's behind closed doors."
01:18:15.190 --> 01:18:16.669
"..and sometimes it
happens out in the open."
01:18:17.059 --> 01:18:19.198
It does..it does"
It often happens like that.
01:18:19.294 --> 01:18:22.298
"Sometimes silenhsometimes violent."
01:18:23.565 --> 01:18:28.105
"When a stunning lady farts,
it smells like roses."
01:18:28.170 --> 01:18:30.582
This one's for you, dear.
- For me?
01:18:30.639 --> 01:18:34.314
"When a stunning lady farts,
it smells like roses."
01:18:34.342 --> 01:18:38.222
"My fan makes people comatose."
01:18:38.246 --> 01:18:40.658
"When you fan, it smells rose."
01:18:41.416 --> 01:18:44.761
"When she farts..brain close."
01:18:45.020 --> 01:18:48.160
"It isn't just me..the
entire world's farting."
01:18:48.523 --> 01:18:51.163
"It isn't just me..the
entire world's farting."
01:18:51.226 --> 01:18:54.537
"People have always
been free to fart."
01:18:54.596 --> 01:18:58.100
"Pappu's farting..and so is Tommy."
01:18:58.166 --> 01:19:01.579
"Somewhere entire secfs farting while
somewhere a commie's farting too."
01:19:08.176 --> 01:19:12.386
"There's no tax on fan,
everyone's farting tax-free."
01:19:12.614 --> 01:19:16.152
"Somewhere an entire nation farting."
01:19:17.052 --> 01:19:22.502
"America farted on Iraq,
and Osama farted back on America."
01:19:22.591 --> 01:19:27.438
"And ruined many homes and families."
01:19:27.462 --> 01:19:31.308
"And Pakistan keeps
farting all the time."
01:19:31.366 --> 01:19:34.973
"Keeps secretly farting all the time."
01:19:35.003 --> 01:19:40.510
"Everyone else' grief's come later,
because our own people fan the most."
01:19:41.376 --> 01:19:44.448
"When stars fan, it gets retweeted."
01:19:44.513 --> 01:19:48.552
"They even get likes.
- They even get likes."
01:19:48.583 --> 01:19:51.996
"Politicians get a mike to fart."
01:19:52.053 --> 01:19:55.591
"They get a mike. They get a mike."
01:19:55.657 --> 01:19:59.230
"My fan only burns
the hair in your noses."
01:19:59.261 --> 01:20:02.265
"..but their fan pierces
right through your soul."
01:20:02.297 --> 01:20:03.776
'Al lah.'
01:20:05.433 --> 01:20:07.140
"Fart has."
01:20:07.702 --> 01:20:10.649
"Fart has blown away
the fragrance in relations."
01:20:10.705 --> 01:20:12.048
Amazing.
01:20:12.073 --> 01:20:15.577
"Fart has blown away the
fragrance in relations. - Wow.."
01:20:15.644 --> 01:20:19.023
"Because fathers are
getting born after the sons."
01:20:19.080 --> 01:20:19.785
Wow. .
01:20:20.048 --> 01:20:22.460
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
01:20:22.751 --> 01:20:24.788
Uncle, you're really amazing.
01:20:37.566 --> 01:20:39.170
Where's Mr. Mehta?
01:20:39.334 --> 01:20:40.404
Mr. Mehta"
01:20:41.503 --> 01:20:43.141
Mr. Mehta passed away.
01:20:45.607 --> 01:20:46.585
Passed away?
01:20:48.476 --> 01:20:49.477
He died.
01:20:53.114 --> 01:20:55.720
When did this happen?
- He suffered an attack late last night.
01:20:56.117 --> 01:20:57.187
And didn't make it.
01:20:57.252 --> 01:21:00.096
The maid told us when she
arrived in the morning and saw him.
01:21:00.722 --> 01:21:02.201
His children are in Wembley.
01:21:03.525 --> 01:21:04.697
This is unbelievable.
01:21:09.130 --> 01:21:12.703
'Mr. Mehta, don't laugh so loud.
01:21:13.301 --> 01:21:16.748
'Uncle..l want to die laughing.'
01:21:17.005 --> 01:21:19.007
'So what's the problem.. Laugh aloud.'
01:21:19.074 --> 01:21:20.610
'Hey..
- Laugh aloud.'
01:21:22.143 --> 01:21:24.783
Where are you taking him?
01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:28.661
Get a casket"
We'll give him a proper funeral.
01:21:29.351 --> 01:21:31.763
Look at Mr. Mehta.
01:21:32.120 --> 01:21:33.155
He's still smiling.
01:21:34.356 --> 01:21:38.429
Like he got a heart
attack while hearing a joke.
01:21:39.427 --> 01:21:41.703
Excuse me, we're getting late.
01:21:42.597 --> 01:21:46.568
Mr. Mehta isn't going anywhere so,
what is he getting late for?
01:21:46.635 --> 01:21:47.705
He's dead.
01:21:47.769 --> 01:21:50.045
But we've to go..to office.
01:21:50.538 --> 01:21:51.539
And you are..
01:21:51.606 --> 01:21:54.553
He's Mr. Mehta's beloved son.
01:21:55.277 --> 01:21:57.086
And his grandson,
the apple of his eye.
01:21:57.479 --> 01:22:01.120
And he's his great-grandson,
completely unaware.
01:22:02.350 --> 01:22:06.264
But if you go to the office who
will give him perform the final rites.
01:22:06.621 --> 01:22:07.599
We can pay-
01:22:07.656 --> 01:22:10.364
We've fixed his final
rites for Saturday.
01:22:10.692 --> 01:22:14.401
Saturday. 5 days later.
- Yes.
01:22:14.462 --> 01:22:16.408
He's busy.
01:22:16.631 --> 01:22:19.237
Out here,
funerals are normally on weekends.
01:22:19.301 --> 01:22:22.009
It's your father's final rites.
01:22:22.504 --> 01:22:25.007
Not some picnic which
you can go for on a weekend.
01:22:25.173 --> 01:22:28.052
What's the point of taking an off?
01:22:28.176 --> 01:22:29.154
What's the point?
01:22:30.745 --> 01:22:32.088
Tell me something.
01:22:36.084 --> 01:22:38.086
If you ever fell sick
when you were a kid..
01:22:38.186 --> 01:22:41.099
...l am sure Mr. Mehta
took an off from work.
01:22:42.023 --> 01:22:43.024
Didn't he?
01:22:44.025 --> 01:22:46.232
So it's your father's final rites.
01:22:46.594 --> 01:22:48.198
Can't you take a
one day off from work?
01:22:53.201 --> 01:22:54.475
Manish.
- Yes, dad.
01:22:54.669 --> 01:22:55.613
Send the ambulance back.
01:22:56.438 --> 01:22:58.748
We'll perform the final rites today.
- Yes, dad.
01:22:58.807 --> 01:23:01.253
That's more like it.
01:23:02.143 --> 01:23:04.680
Just like you're giving
your father a proper funeral..
01:23:04.746 --> 01:23:09.217
...l pray that your son performs
your final rites on a weekday.
01:23:09.284 --> 01:23:11.628
What? - He's trying to
say that you're a great guy.
01:23:11.686 --> 01:23:13.563
Mr. Mehta was the great guy.
01:23:14.356 --> 01:23:15.096
Bony.
01:23:15.156 --> 01:23:16.100
Yes, uncle.
- Come here..
01:23:16.324 --> 01:23:18.531
Arrange for a band.
01:23:19.060 --> 01:23:20.767
We'll send him away in an airplane.
01:23:29.537 --> 01:23:38.514
[English rap song]
01:23:38.546 --> 01:23:40.492
"Have a feast."
01:23:40.515 --> 01:23:42.688
"..and drink until you drop."
01:23:42.751 --> 01:23:47.427
"You don't need to worry..and
dance your sorrows away."
01:23:47.489 --> 01:23:51.335
"Don't worry about your next meal."
01:23:51.393 --> 01:23:53.373
"About your next meal.."
01:23:53.428 --> 01:23:55.601
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:23:55.630 --> 01:23:57.701
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:23:57.766 --> 01:24:00.076
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:24:00.101 --> 01:24:02.547
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:24:02.604 --> 01:24:05.107
"You were born empty-handed
and you'll die the same way."
01:24:05.206 --> 01:24:07.277
"Everyone knows."
01:24:07.342 --> 01:24:09.549
"Forget everything else"
and take God's name."
01:24:09.611 --> 01:24:11.420
"He's the only truth."
01:24:11.479 --> 01:24:14.085
"His divine plays are unique.."
01:24:14.149 --> 01:24:16.186
"..what kind of life is this."
01:24:16.251 --> 01:24:18.231
"What is this race.."
01:24:18.286 --> 01:24:20.766
"..where you never
listen to yourself."
01:24:21.022 --> 01:24:25.402
"Your eyes are covered with sorrows."
01:24:25.427 --> 01:24:29.307
"And forget your kin."
01:24:29.330 --> 01:24:36.373
"Don't worry..about answering calls."
01:24:36.438 --> 01:24:39.783
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:24:40.041 --> 01:24:42.180
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:24:42.243 --> 01:24:44.348
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:24:44.412 --> 01:24:47.086
"You'll leave this
world behind someday."
01:24:48.249 --> 01:24:49.387
What happened?
01:24:50.051 --> 01:24:51.223
What happened?
- What are you doing?
01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:53.492
Mr. Mehta passed away.
We're taking him to the crematorium.
01:24:53.555 --> 01:24:54.693
Dancing like this.
01:24:54.722 --> 01:24:56.599
You need permission for this.
01:24:56.624 --> 01:24:57.625
Permission.
01:25:02.664 --> 01:25:04.439
What the hell is this?
01:25:04.499 --> 01:25:06.604
It's Mr. Mehta's..airplane.
01:25:06.668 --> 01:25:08.045
What does that mean?
01:25:08.336 --> 01:25:09.644
Plane. Aircraft.
01:25:09.704 --> 01:25:13.277
Have you got a license
to fly this aircraft, sir?
01:25:13.341 --> 01:25:18.256
She's asking whether you
have a license to fly this plane.
01:25:18.313 --> 01:25:20.554
I don't even have a scootefls license.
01:25:20.615 --> 01:25:21.685
He doesn't.
01:25:21.749 --> 01:25:23.319
Arrest everybody.
01:25:23.384 --> 01:25:25.386
Dead body, not everybody.
01:25:25.553 --> 01:25:28.762
Uncle dearest,
they can arrest anybody.
01:25:29.124 --> 01:25:30.626
But dead body is nobody.
01:25:32.127 --> 01:25:33.435
Arrest them.
01:25:35.330 --> 01:25:36.240
It's enough.
01:25:36.431 --> 01:25:37.671
First, you lost your job.
01:25:38.066 --> 01:25:39.374
Next, you end up in a police station.
01:25:39.601 --> 01:25:42.480
Plus, a 500-pound penalty. 500 pounds.
01:25:42.604 --> 01:25:46.211
Aunt's always sleepwalking
into our room.
01:25:46.407 --> 01:25:49.047
Uncle is celebrating neighbor's
birthday in our home.
01:25:49.210 --> 01:25:50.553
He has a song on fan.
01:25:50.612 --> 01:25:51.613
Fart..Aryan.
01:25:51.679 --> 01:25:53.022
It was a poem.
01:25:53.081 --> 01:25:55.493
Doesn't matter..it
still smells the same.
01:25:57.285 --> 01:25:59.094
This is what happens in Punjab.
01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:00.428
Hello, Flying Punjab.
01:26:01.089 --> 01:26:03.626
I mean why does he
have to do all this?
01:26:03.691 --> 01:26:07.036
I think he's loving this.
- Exactly! He's loving this.
01:26:07.061 --> 01:26:08.563
But we're not loving this.
01:26:08.663 --> 01:26:10.973
There's no point in
sitting and worrying, Aryan.
01:26:11.032 --> 01:26:12.409
Send them back.
01:26:12.467 --> 01:26:14.708
Exactly what I am thinking,
what should I do?
01:26:14.969 --> 01:26:15.970
How do I send them back?
01:26:16.037 --> 01:26:17.744
We must think of a plan..then
put it into action.
01:26:18.006 --> 01:26:19.610
"My name Sheila.."
01:26:19.674 --> 01:26:22.086
"Sheila's killer youth.."
01:26:22.110 --> 01:26:24.283
"l am too sexy for you.."
01:26:24.345 --> 01:26:26.655
"..you can't lay your hands on me."
01:26:26.714 --> 01:26:28.716
"My name Sheila.."
01:26:28.983 --> 01:26:30.587
"Sheila's killer youth.."
01:26:30.618 --> 01:26:34.225
Aryan! I have an idea.
- What?
01:26:40.628 --> 01:26:43.472
"L know you want it
but you never gonna get it."
01:26:43.531 --> 01:26:45.704
"You can never lay hands on me."
01:26:46.167 --> 01:26:50.309
"Believe it or not but the whole
world's crazy about me."
01:26:50.371 --> 01:26:54.786
"l feel like slowing
caressing myself."
01:26:55.009 --> 01:26:59.480
"l don't need anyone else
when I can love myself."
01:27:00.014 --> 01:27:00.719
"What's my name?"
01:27:01.115 --> 01:27:02.219
"What's my name?"
01:27:02.283 --> 01:27:03.318
"What's my name?"
01:27:03.384 --> 01:27:05.386
"My name Sheila.."
01:27:05.453 --> 01:27:07.558
"Sheila's killer youth.."
01:27:07.622 --> 01:27:09.659
"l am too sexy for you.."
01:27:09.958 --> 01:27:12.268
"..you can't lay your hands on me."
01:27:12.327 --> 01:27:14.500
"No, no no Sheila.."
01:27:14.996 --> 01:27:16.737
I guess I'm in the wrong home.
01:27:16.998 --> 01:27:18.602
"L am too sexy for you.."
01:27:18.633 --> 01:27:20.010
Anaya.
01:27:20.068 --> 01:27:21.979
That sounds like Kake.
- Anaya.
01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:26.378
How dare you turn off the music?
01:27:27.075 --> 01:27:28.418
Stop all this right now, Anaya..
01:27:28.509 --> 01:27:29.715
...and take those clothes
off immediately, or else..
01:27:29.978 --> 01:27:32.151
Take them off?
She's hardly wearing any.
01:27:33.147 --> 01:27:34.683
Clothes"
- Didn't you hear?
01:27:36.017 --> 01:27:38.156
How dare you insult my friends?
01:27:38.253 --> 01:27:39.288
Would you like to hear more?
01:27:40.421 --> 01:27:43.061
I am leaving this house right now!
Come. Terry-Sherry.
01:27:43.124 --> 01:27:45.559
Go, Terry-Sherry.
- Wait, Terry-Sherry. Wait.
01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:47.699
What's the matter, son? What is it?
01:27:47.762 --> 01:27:49.503
Uncle, please don't interfere.
01:27:49.597 --> 01:27:51.133
Anaya, you're still here.
01:27:51.232 --> 01:27:53.337
Go, Terry-Sherry.
- Wait, Terry-Sherry.
01:27:53.401 --> 01:27:56.143
Why are you throwing daughter-in-law
out of the house? Tell me.
01:27:56.204 --> 01:27:57.080
I'll tell you.
01:27:57.138 --> 01:27:59.049
I specifically told her
not to wear such clothes.
01:27:59.107 --> 01:28:00.586
Uncle and aunt are
very cultured people.
01:28:00.675 --> 01:28:03.349
They will be shocked to see their
daughter-in-law in such skimpy clothes.
01:28:03.978 --> 01:28:05.218
They will leave this home for good.
01:28:05.546 --> 01:28:06.422
But she doesn't listen.
01:28:06.514 --> 01:28:08.585
Look at how badly she's dressed. Yuck.
01:28:08.650 --> 01:28:10.596
But son, they are not bad at all.
01:28:10.652 --> 01:28:12.598
It's so clean.
01:28:12.654 --> 01:28:15.328
In fact, even the girls
look so clean and glowing.
01:28:15.957 --> 01:28:16.731
Really?
01:28:17.659 --> 01:28:20.105
Uncle, you think
these clothes are fine?
01:28:20.161 --> 01:28:21.071
Yes.
01:28:21.162 --> 01:28:25.702
But you said if I dress
like this again you'll leave us.
01:28:25.967 --> 01:28:28.504
Did I say it?
- Think, uncle.
01:28:28.569 --> 01:28:31.072
You said it on the very first day,
right here.
01:28:31.139 --> 01:28:34.382
I don't remember, son.
- How can you not remember?
01:28:34.409 --> 01:28:36.184
Think harder.
01:28:36.244 --> 01:28:38.656
Let me think.
- Please"
01:28:38.713 --> 01:28:42.286
Yeah..l don't remember. No..
01:28:42.617 --> 01:28:46.724
And anyway, I had a change
of hean after staying in London.
01:28:47.021 --> 01:28:48.159
Guddi.
01:28:48.189 --> 01:28:49.133
What?
01:28:52.460 --> 01:28:56.272
Look who's here?
The lioness of Punjab.
01:28:56.331 --> 01:28:57.605
Come. Come on.
01:29:00.001 --> 01:29:01.981
See.. Isn't she beautiful?
01:29:02.136 --> 01:29:04.275
Your uncle insisted on buying this.
01:29:04.539 --> 01:29:07.042
It was on sale near
the Big Ben for 10.
01:29:07.108 --> 01:29:08.587
I bought it for 5 instead.
01:29:10.178 --> 01:29:12.454
By the way, am I looking nice?
01:29:16.551 --> 01:29:17.621
She's em barrassed.
01:29:21.422 --> 01:29:23.629
You're Terry?
- Yes.
01:29:23.691 --> 01:29:26.399
And you're Sherry?
- Yeah.
01:29:26.961 --> 01:29:28.998
Whose whiskey is this?
- Mine.
01:29:29.063 --> 01:29:30.235
Mine.
01:29:31.733 --> 01:29:33.440
I said it's mine.
01:29:33.501 --> 01:29:35.503
Yeah, it was mine, and I drank it.
01:29:39.974 --> 01:29:40.679
What?
01:29:41.008 --> 01:29:42.009
Anaya..
01:29:42.710 --> 01:29:45.122
Anaya.. Anaya!
01:29:46.147 --> 01:29:47.148
Listen.
01:29:47.215 --> 01:29:49.422
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
01:29:50.985 --> 01:29:52.658
Can't you see I am leaving this house?
01:29:53.187 --> 01:29:55.258
Not that.
Why are you packing my underwear?
01:29:55.323 --> 01:29:56.529
Your's, here..
01:29:59.494 --> 01:30:01.474
Anaya..
- Why did this guest come here?
01:30:01.529 --> 01:30:02.769
Who invited him over?
01:30:03.331 --> 01:30:05.675
I don't know who.
01:30:06.734 --> 01:30:09.271
Anaya, they come uninvited.
01:30:12.440 --> 01:30:17.116
Aryan, please do something..or
I'll do something.
01:30:19.247 --> 01:30:20.225
Fine, don't cry.
01:30:20.782 --> 01:30:24.753
I'll tell them directly that,
I can't take it anymore.
01:30:25.353 --> 01:30:26.331
Okay?
01:30:27.588 --> 01:30:28.623
Bring it, dear.
01:30:35.096 --> 01:30:38.339
By the way,
uncle..you remind me of Punjab.
01:30:38.399 --> 01:30:39.639
Is it?
- Yes.
01:30:41.569 --> 01:30:44.379
Don't you miss, Punjab?
- I do, son. Of course, I do.
01:30:47.241 --> 01:30:48.151
I see"
01:30:48.576 --> 01:30:51.420
Uncle..l have a friend in Air India.
01:30:52.146 --> 01:30:54.524
He was saying he has
two discounted tickets"
01:30:54.615 --> 01:30:55.685
...from London to India.
01:30:55.783 --> 01:30:57.660
Practically free.
- Really?
01:30:57.718 --> 01:30:59.254
Yeah..
- Wow.
01:30:59.320 --> 01:31:01.163
So..he was saying if anyone needs me,
let me know.
01:31:01.489 --> 01:31:03.560
Should I tell him?
- Tell him what, son?
01:31:03.758 --> 01:31:06.068
If someone needs free tickets.
01:31:07.428 --> 01:31:10.170
I don't know anyone who
wants to go India for free.
01:31:10.465 --> 01:31:13.241
Guddi, do you?
- No.
01:31:13.668 --> 01:31:14.703
I'll tell you if I know.
01:31:14.769 --> 01:31:16.442
But why go to India?
It's so nice here.
01:31:19.440 --> 01:31:22.319
By the way, uncle..in lndia..
01:31:22.477 --> 01:31:25.549
Actually..it's going to
rain pretty heavily in London.
01:31:25.613 --> 01:31:27.615
The weather will
get really bad, uncle.
01:31:27.748 --> 01:31:28.783
It will rain really heavily.
01:31:29.050 --> 01:31:30.256
So where's the problem, son?
01:31:30.284 --> 01:31:32.286
We brought our umbrella along.
Right, Guddi?
01:31:32.520 --> 01:31:34.124
Yes" in fact I brought two.
01:31:34.188 --> 01:31:37.101
One for the rains and
the other ones for the sun.
01:31:43.064 --> 01:31:44.065
I am done.
01:31:45.366 --> 01:31:46.504
It was fun.
01:31:50.137 --> 01:31:52.344
I can't digest these
stuffed bread anymore.
01:31:53.341 --> 01:31:55.218
He's got"
- Indigestion.
01:31:55.276 --> 01:31:57.222
He's got indigestion, aunty.
01:31:57.345 --> 01:32:00.417
Guddi..how about some dessen?
01:32:00.448 --> 01:32:02.018
Let me check.
01:32:02.483 --> 01:32:05.362
Soueverything okay?
- Yes, uncle.
01:32:14.128 --> 01:32:17.507
Here you go?
- Guddi..where's the problem.
01:32:25.540 --> 01:32:28.146
I have ajob interview today,
so I'll be back home early.
01:32:28.276 --> 01:32:30.153
I won't come home until
uncle and aunt are living there.
01:32:30.211 --> 01:32:32.191
Anaya.
- What Anaya, Aryan.
01:32:32.246 --> 01:32:34.624
I didn't marry you so that they
can go sightseeing around London..
01:32:34.649 --> 01:32:36.094
...and drive us crazy.
01:32:36.150 --> 01:32:38.152
Anaya, that's not"
- What, Aryan?
01:32:39.387 --> 01:32:40.365
Look..
01:32:42.390 --> 01:32:43.630
Uncle-aunty?
01:32:45.092 --> 01:32:46.400
What are they doing here?
01:32:59.707 --> 01:33:01.380
Where are they going, Aryan?
01:33:01.742 --> 01:33:02.550
Wait.
01:33:09.183 --> 01:33:10.685
Hello.
- Hello, uncle.
01:33:11.018 --> 01:33:12.395
How's your London tour coming about?
01:33:12.587 --> 01:33:13.725
It's just amazing.
01:33:13.988 --> 01:33:16.628
The bus us taking us around.
01:33:17.191 --> 01:33:18.636
I see..so you're on a bus.
01:33:18.759 --> 01:33:21.239
Guddi. . don't lean down.
01:33:21.362 --> 01:33:22.739
Don't lean down,
you'll fall off the bus.
01:33:22.997 --> 01:33:23.702
What happened, uncle?
01:33:23.764 --> 01:33:26.210
Guddi's trying to lean
down and count the bus' tires.
01:33:26.434 --> 01:33:30.177
I see..aunt's trying
to count the tires.
01:33:31.005 --> 01:33:32.348
Hello..
01:33:33.174 --> 01:33:34.118
Hello..
01:33:34.675 --> 01:33:36.052
Hello, uncle.
01:33:36.110 --> 01:33:37.418
See you in the evening, son.
01:33:40.781 --> 01:33:42.624
Why are they lying?
01:33:43.751 --> 01:33:45.662
They did it once before.
01:34:28.562 --> 01:34:31.168
Where could they go?
- Don't know.
01:34:40.574 --> 01:34:41.382
Aryan.
01:34:53.087 --> 01:34:55.363
Aryan, what's going on?
01:34:57.258 --> 01:35:00.137
Somethings definitely wrong.
We must find out.
01:35:42.236 --> 01:35:43.237
Aryan.
01:35:48.142 --> 01:35:49.382
What is all this, Aryan?
01:35:51.312 --> 01:35:52.347
Al-Qaida.
01:35:53.514 --> 01:35:54.549
What novfl
01:35:56.217 --> 01:35:59.096
Al-Qaida has the
same rule for everyone.
01:36:01.589 --> 01:36:02.363
Guddi.
01:36:02.423 --> 01:36:05.461
[Foreign language]
01:36:05.526 --> 01:36:09.372
[Foreign language]
01:36:09.430 --> 01:36:11.410
The beautiful girl has made me crazy"
01:36:11.432 --> 01:36:13.070
[Foreign language]
01:36:14.468 --> 01:36:16.641
He's got indigestion.
01:36:17.004 --> 01:36:17.573
Guddi..
01:36:17.638 --> 01:36:18.582
[Foreign language]
01:36:21.976 --> 01:36:22.977
Anaya.
01:36:33.053 --> 01:36:34.293
Allah..
01:36:35.990 --> 01:36:37.401
Why are you screaming?
- What happened?
01:36:38.692 --> 01:36:40.535
It's nothing.
01:36:41.028 --> 01:36:42.405
Kake, why do you look so scared?
01:36:42.563 --> 01:36:44.509
You're back from your sight-seeing?
01:36:44.532 --> 01:36:47.376
He's given me a headache.
01:36:47.434 --> 01:36:50.040
I must admit one thing about London.
01:36:50.304 --> 01:36:53.547
Even the kids here know English.
01:36:54.341 --> 01:36:57.151
Daughter-in-law, come here.
- No.
01:36:57.444 --> 01:36:59.287
Come here..
- Go, go..
01:37:02.716 --> 01:37:04.718
Surgical!
Surgical!
01:37:07.488 --> 01:37:09.263
It's a fake.
01:37:11.258 --> 01:37:12.134
Here you go, daughter-in-law.
01:37:12.993 --> 01:37:13.733
It's for you.
01:37:14.361 --> 01:37:16.967
Don't you feel like
shooting me sometimes?
01:37:16.997 --> 01:37:18.374
You can use this.
01:37:19.099 --> 01:37:21.636
And these are for your kids.
01:37:21.702 --> 01:37:23.409
But aunty dearest,
they don't have kids.
01:37:23.470 --> 01:37:25.074
They will.
01:37:25.139 --> 01:37:28.120
Toys keep reminding
you that children are due.
01:37:28.175 --> 01:37:31.679
Otherwise, people in London
don't have time to have kids.
01:37:31.745 --> 01:37:34.589
Uncle, you're absolutely right.
Absolutely right.
01:37:34.648 --> 01:37:37.128
Take me for instance.
We've been in London for six years"
01:37:37.218 --> 01:37:38.526
But it's like we've
been hit by a drought.
01:37:38.586 --> 01:37:41.192
Only one kid in six years. Haroon.
01:37:41.255 --> 01:37:42.325
If we were in Pakistan.
01:37:42.356 --> 01:37:44.461
...it would've been Afridi,
Aslam, SohaiL.
01:37:44.525 --> 01:37:46.766
...and made an entire
cricket team of 11.
01:37:47.027 --> 01:37:49.166
No brother, 13..
01:37:49.763 --> 01:37:53.643
Uncle, it's cricket. Only 11 players.
01:37:53.667 --> 01:37:56.739
Both your umpires will
play on your side as well.
01:37:57.538 --> 01:37:58.539
That's true.
01:38:02.710 --> 01:38:04.189
But listen to me.
01:38:04.311 --> 01:38:06.518
Where are you taking us?
- Where's the problem?
01:38:06.647 --> 01:38:08.888
You have to accompany us
down to the station. - Call Kake.
01:38:09.049 --> 01:38:11.029
What happened? - Guddi..l
hope you didn't leave the tap open.
01:38:11.218 --> 01:38:14.631
Get in the car, please.
- Someone call Kake.
01:38:20.327 --> 01:38:21.533
How did you do that?
01:38:22.363 --> 01:38:25.344
I called the police and informed
them that uncle's visa has expired.
01:38:25.499 --> 01:38:26.569
How do you knovfl
01:38:27.601 --> 01:38:29.274
I saw uncle's passport.
01:38:29.503 --> 01:38:31.141
He only had two month's visa left.
01:38:31.338 --> 01:38:33.045
And he's been here
for more than three months.
01:38:33.207 --> 01:38:35.016
The police will
automatically send them back.
01:38:40.347 --> 01:38:43.294
I'm gonna ask you few questions,
please answer correctly.
01:38:43.350 --> 01:38:46.661
Please call our son.
01:38:47.121 --> 01:38:49.362
First please answer his questions.
01:38:50.224 --> 01:38:51.464
Okay.
01:38:51.525 --> 01:38:55.302
Sir, please tell me your name.
- Gangasharan Gandotra.
01:38:55.362 --> 01:38:59.401
And your name please.
- Shazia Khan.
01:39:00.701 --> 01:39:02.271
Can I see your papers?
01:39:03.070 --> 01:39:06.279
Paper?
- Where's your visa and passport?
01:39:08.642 --> 01:39:15.287
Can l..make a call?
01:39:15.482 --> 01:39:17.155
Who would you like to call?
01:39:27.027 --> 01:39:27.596
Aryan.
01:39:32.066 --> 01:39:33.545
Hey..
01:39:38.005 --> 01:39:40.212
Finally, we're free from slavery.
01:39:41.075 --> 01:39:42.349
Now, this is our home.
01:39:42.676 --> 01:39:45.987
We'll do whatever we
want and wherever we want.
01:39:47.648 --> 01:39:51.027
We'll eat in the bathroom,
take a shower in the bedroom.
01:39:51.418 --> 01:39:54.058
And make-out in the kitchen.
01:39:55.222 --> 01:39:56.257
Kake..
01:39:58.692 --> 01:40:00.672
Are you hungry too?
01:40:02.596 --> 01:40:04.337
Uncle, you're at home.
01:40:04.398 --> 01:40:06.776
I came home early today.
01:40:07.201 --> 01:40:08.544
Took a nap because I was tired.
01:40:08.602 --> 01:40:10.275
Guddi's still sleeping.
01:40:11.672 --> 01:40:14.152
Do you know what happened today?
- No.
01:40:14.208 --> 01:40:16.188
The police arrested me.
01:40:17.277 --> 01:40:18.620
Police?
- The police arrested me.
01:40:18.679 --> 01:40:22.092
Some stupid moron
called them and said"
01:40:22.149 --> 01:40:23.423
"that our visa has expired.
01:40:23.584 --> 01:40:25.257
And we're living her illegal.
01:40:25.386 --> 01:40:26.126
And?
01:40:26.186 --> 01:40:29.258
They don't know that
we've high connections.
01:40:29.790 --> 01:40:32.464
I already got a one-year visa.
01:40:32.559 --> 01:40:34.197
During your wedding.
- What?
01:40:34.261 --> 01:40:36.537
Bony Singh, Pony's husband.
01:40:36.563 --> 01:40:38.668
He works at the embassy. Yeah.
01:40:38.732 --> 01:40:41.611
And this time I asked him
to get me a six month's extension.
01:40:42.503 --> 01:40:43.743
You two will have kids too.
01:40:43.804 --> 01:40:47.081
Silly Guddi keeps
everything in the fridge.
01:40:49.109 --> 01:40:49.780
Look.
01:40:51.311 --> 01:40:54.258
Uncle, you went through
so much and didn't call.
01:40:54.314 --> 01:40:56.157
We're not strangers"
- We didn't have to.
01:40:56.216 --> 01:40:59.197
Bony Singh arrived
immediately and got us out.
01:40:59.253 --> 01:41:00.061
See..
01:41:01.021 --> 01:41:04.662
Uncle..aunt's name on this is..
- It's Shazia Khan.
01:41:04.725 --> 01:41:05.726
She's a Muslim.
01:41:07.094 --> 01:41:10.098
But how can you two have
separate surnames after marriage?
01:41:10.164 --> 01:41:13.111
I married your aunt Guddi,
not her surname.
01:41:13.367 --> 01:41:16.246
I married a human being, not a Muslim.
01:41:17.738 --> 01:41:19.411
Would you like to eat something,
daughter-in-lamfl
01:41:19.640 --> 01:41:21.415
No, uncle. We already ate.
01:41:21.508 --> 01:41:22.384
Goodnight.
01:41:22.476 --> 01:41:23.648
And you, son.
01:41:24.244 --> 01:41:26.155
I am not hungry, uncle.
01:41:27.147 --> 01:41:28.125
Kake..
01:41:28.782 --> 01:41:29.726
Listen.
01:41:34.188 --> 01:41:36.065
Is everything okaY?
01:41:36.190 --> 01:41:37.498
No problems?
01:41:38.258 --> 01:41:40.329
Let me know if you ever have one.
01:41:40.761 --> 01:41:42.763
We're family, okay.
- Yes.
01:41:43.030 --> 01:41:44.509
Understood?
- Yes"
01:41:45.299 --> 01:41:46.539
Bless you.
01:41:47.534 --> 01:41:50.743
Bless you. Go on.
- Okay, Uncle..
01:42:14.661 --> 01:42:18.609
You've been driving
for almost an hour, son.
01:42:18.632 --> 01:42:20.771
Where are we going?
01:42:21.201 --> 01:42:22.612
Uncle, we're going to Scotland.
01:42:22.669 --> 01:42:25.673
There's a big temple out there.
I thought I must take you two there.
01:42:26.273 --> 01:42:29.015
So that's the case"
01:42:29.076 --> 01:42:32.285
Son, your name should've
been Shravan Kumar instead.
01:42:32.312 --> 01:42:33.450
See Guddi..
01:42:33.680 --> 01:42:38.288
Now that's a sweet thought,
just like your pickles.
01:42:39.253 --> 01:42:40.493
Let it go.
01:42:41.255 --> 01:42:43.667
But why pack all our luggage?
01:42:43.724 --> 01:42:45.397
And my umbrella as well.
01:42:45.459 --> 01:42:46.369
See..
01:42:46.426 --> 01:42:48.337
Well, aunty,
it could take a day or two.
01:42:48.428 --> 01:42:49.736
So I thought I'll
give you a proper tour.
01:42:50.597 --> 01:42:53.578
But son, we must return
to London tomorrow
01:42:54.401 --> 01:42:55.402
Why, uncle?
- Yes"
01:42:55.469 --> 01:42:57.176
Well..l..
01:42:57.237 --> 01:42:58.739
There's a prayer
meeting in the Gurdwara.
01:42:58.805 --> 01:43:00.113
Yes, prayer meet in Gurdwara.
01:43:01.308 --> 01:43:03.151
Will we come back?
01:43:04.978 --> 01:43:07.458
Yes, we will.
- Great" great.
01:43:13.987 --> 01:43:15.489
[Foreign Language]
01:43:15.556 --> 01:43:17.035
Is uncle at home?
01:43:18.158 --> 01:43:19.296
His parcel's arrived.
01:43:20.260 --> 01:43:22.604
What's in it?
- God knows what.
01:43:23.463 --> 01:43:25.534
They delivered it at
my address two days ago.
01:43:25.599 --> 01:43:28.603
They said they will collect it.
They are leaving tomorrow
01:43:29.436 --> 01:43:32.212
So I thought I'll deliver
it personally, or they might forget.
01:43:32.706 --> 01:43:34.413
Where are they?
01:43:49.590 --> 01:43:52.036
Kake, are we in Scotland?
01:43:52.426 --> 01:43:54.337
No, uncle. I just stopped for coffee.
01:43:54.394 --> 01:43:56.374
That's great, son.
01:43:56.396 --> 01:43:58.342
Haven't eaten anything
since morning. Come on.
01:43:58.599 --> 01:43:59.703
You've been stuffing
your face since morning.
01:43:59.766 --> 01:44:01.143
And yet you say you haven't.
01:44:04.972 --> 01:44:06.076
I'll try calling him.
01:44:11.044 --> 01:44:14.617
Two coffee, please.
- Just two?
01:44:16.583 --> 01:44:18.756
Yeah, just two.
01:44:25.459 --> 01:44:27.439
Why don't you eat something too, son?
01:44:27.494 --> 01:44:29.201
You haven't eaten
anything since morning.
01:44:29.263 --> 01:44:30.674
I am not hungry.
01:44:31.231 --> 01:44:33.438
You didn't eat anything
in the car either.
01:44:34.167 --> 01:44:37.171
I think you don't like aunt's cooking.
01:44:37.237 --> 01:44:38.341
That's not true.
01:44:38.639 --> 01:44:40.414
You two have really spoiled us.
01:44:40.741 --> 01:44:42.118
I'll really miss you two.
01:44:43.310 --> 01:44:44.288
Miss us?
01:44:44.344 --> 01:44:45.789
Where are you going?
01:45:00.093 --> 01:45:01.595
What happened, son?
Looking for something.
01:45:01.628 --> 01:45:04.268
Aunty, lthink I left
my phone in the car.
01:45:05.399 --> 01:45:06.173
I'll go get it.
01:45:06.233 --> 01:45:07.735
Yeah, or someone might steal it.
01:45:14.541 --> 01:45:17.112
Go on.
- Yes.
01:45:19.546 --> 01:45:21.048
That boy's too much..
01:45:27.621 --> 01:45:30.431
Kake's a nice soul.
01:45:33.226 --> 01:45:35.570
Coffee's here.
- Your coffee.
01:45:37.431 --> 01:45:38.705
Only two?
01:45:40.300 --> 01:45:42.541
Three.. my son.
01:45:43.103 --> 01:45:44.673
He only ordered two.
01:45:46.540 --> 01:45:48.315
Says he only ordered two.
01:45:48.375 --> 01:45:51.549
No-no.. My son coming. Three.
01:45:51.578 --> 01:45:52.682
Three coffee..
01:45:53.313 --> 01:45:54.792
Sir, he has gone.
01:45:55.415 --> 01:45:57.019
Your luggage is there.
01:46:30.751 --> 01:46:33.129
He must have gone somewhere around.
01:46:34.187 --> 01:46:35.165
He'll be back soon.
01:46:35.222 --> 01:46:37.133
Right?
- Yes.
01:46:48.068 --> 01:46:49.069
Excuse me.
01:46:49.503 --> 01:46:51.744
Do you need anything?
I am closing for the day.
01:46:52.339 --> 01:46:54.250
It's okay"
It's okay"
01:46:57.310 --> 01:47:00.086
No need to worry, he won't desert us.
01:47:00.647 --> 01:47:02.024
Right?
01:47:39.352 --> 01:47:40.592
I left them.
01:47:42.055 --> 01:47:45.502
Where?
- Don't know, ljust did.
01:48:04.244 --> 01:48:06.053
Something is not right, Aryan.
01:48:10.484 --> 01:48:12.122
What is all this?
01:48:14.588 --> 01:48:16.158
Somethings definitely wrong.
01:48:20.160 --> 01:48:23.164
Aryan, call uncle.
- Yes.
01:48:31.605 --> 01:48:32.515
What?
01:48:39.079 --> 01:48:40.615
100,000 pounds.
01:48:41.248 --> 01:48:44.195
Who deposited 70,00,000
rupees in your account?
01:49:10.443 --> 01:49:11.547
This stuff belongs to Ajay.
01:49:12.979 --> 01:49:13.957
Ajay Gandotra.
01:49:15.515 --> 01:49:16.653
His parents are staying with you.
01:49:17.517 --> 01:49:19.497
Yes, uncle and aunty.
01:49:20.654 --> 01:49:22.031
How are you related to them?
01:49:22.455 --> 01:49:26.028
They were our guests,
came to London for sightseeing.
01:49:26.359 --> 01:49:27.667
They didn't come to
London for sightseeing.
01:49:29.629 --> 01:49:31.199
They were here to collect
their son's belongings.
01:49:33.300 --> 01:49:34.608
Their son, Ajay Gandotra.
01:49:35.035 --> 01:49:35.672
IT pass-out.
01:49:36.436 --> 01:49:37.437
He used to work in this office.
01:49:39.439 --> 01:49:40.281
9/11..
01:49:41.675 --> 01:49:43.621
He was in New York
on official business.
01:49:45.545 --> 01:49:49.220
At the World Trade
Centre during the incident.
01:49:50.617 --> 01:49:52.119
They never even recovered the body.
01:49:54.621 --> 01:49:57.465
His mother suffered a stroke
hearing the news of his death.
01:49:58.992 --> 01:50:02.496
It took her 8 years
to get back on her feet.
01:50:06.232 --> 01:50:08.576
His mother wanted to pray
one last time for his son"
01:50:10.370 --> 01:50:11.348
"at Ground Zero..
01:50:13.106 --> 01:50:14.414
...where her son died.
01:50:18.111 --> 01:50:19.590
They came here three months ago.
01:50:21.247 --> 01:50:24.490
My son used to work
in such a huge office.
01:50:27.020 --> 01:50:29.022
He was a great guy, great friend.
01:50:30.056 --> 01:50:31.057
Great, son.
01:50:35.295 --> 01:50:41.576
I was saying..is it okay
if we collect his stuff later?
01:50:41.635 --> 01:50:42.613
No problem at all.
01:50:43.403 --> 01:50:45.610
You see..we've a son in London..
01:50:46.172 --> 01:50:47.150
I mean..he's like a son.
01:50:47.340 --> 01:50:49.786
And he's getting married.
So a few days later"
01:50:50.076 --> 01:50:51.817
No problem at all.
We'll do as you say.
01:50:52.145 --> 01:50:52.782
Yes.
01:50:56.449 --> 01:50:57.189
Okay.
01:51:00.320 --> 01:51:03.358
They waited 9 years to
collect their son's stuff"
01:51:04.557 --> 01:51:08.369
His mother waited 9 years
to pray one last time for him..
01:51:09.729 --> 01:51:11.675
And yet, they sacrificed
three more months for you two.
01:51:14.000 --> 01:51:16.105
They did come here a few days ago.
01:51:16.503 --> 01:51:18.210
'Please do me a favor, son.'
01:51:20.373 --> 01:51:24.014
'Have this stuff
sent to this address.'
01:51:24.411 --> 01:51:26.550
'Those two got recently married.'
01:51:26.613 --> 01:51:31.255
'I don't want to make Aryan
emotional by telling him our story.'
01:51:32.318 --> 01:51:33.228
Okay.
01:51:36.690 --> 01:51:39.296
Uncle..Ajay has an insurance
amount in his name.
01:51:40.060 --> 01:51:42.233
100,000 pounds.
Around 7-8 million rupees.
01:51:43.063 --> 01:51:45.168
Give me your account number,
and I'll get it transferred.
01:51:45.632 --> 01:51:47.543
Our son was priceless.
01:51:48.234 --> 01:51:49.474
And this money"
01:51:49.502 --> 01:51:55.475
And how can any parents..accept
their son's insurance money?
01:51:57.510 --> 01:52:02.619
Transfer that money to our
son's account who lives in London.
01:52:02.682 --> 01:52:04.423
I'll send you all the details.
01:52:05.051 --> 01:52:06.428
Okay.
01:52:08.555 --> 01:52:09.590
They were saintly people.
01:52:11.024 --> 01:52:17.134
No desires..and nothing to lose.
01:52:22.736 --> 01:52:30.553
"We've no more desires."
01:52:31.344 --> 01:52:38.057
"..and nothing to lose."
01:52:38.118 --> 01:52:41.429
"O Eminent One.."
01:52:41.488 --> 01:52:44.628
"O Eminent One.."
01:52:45.158 --> 01:52:52.133
--Almighty-"
01:52:56.302 --> 01:52:59.545
--Almighty-"
01:53:04.511 --> 01:53:07.981
--Almighty-"
01:53:08.081 --> 01:53:12.461
--Almighty-"
01:53:12.519 --> 01:53:14.021
--Almighty-"
01:53:14.087 --> 01:53:23.667
"Says the saint, Hussain.."
01:53:24.597 --> 01:53:31.207
"Hussain.."
01:53:31.237 --> 01:53:36.516
"Hussain.."
01:53:43.016 --> 01:53:46.225
"Says the saint, Hussain.."
01:53:46.252 --> 01:53:51.793
"My name's Sai.."
01:53:52.058 --> 01:53:57.132
"..you mean everything to mean."
01:53:57.197 --> 01:54:04.081
"Only You can make things right again."
01:54:04.137 --> 01:54:10.213
"Only You can make things right again."
01:54:10.510 --> 01:54:13.047
"Just You.."
01:54:13.112 --> 01:54:16.321
"Just You.."
01:54:17.617 --> 01:54:22.327
"Just You.."
01:54:22.522 --> 01:54:26.993
"Just You.."
01:54:27.727 --> 01:54:30.435
"Just You.."
01:54:30.530 --> 01:54:33.101
"Just You.."
01:54:33.132 --> 01:54:37.774
"Just You.."
01:54:38.037 --> 01:54:45.046
"Only You can make things right again."
01:54:45.111 --> 01:54:50.652
"Only You can make things right again."
01:54:51.718 --> 01:54:55.256
"O my Lord.."
01:54:55.321 --> 01:55:00.532
"O my Lord.."
01:55:00.994 --> 01:55:06.740
"Only You can make things right again."
01:55:08.067 --> 01:55:14.677
"You're the One that binds
us..You're the One that bonds us."
01:55:14.741 --> 01:55:21.750
"You're the One that binds
us..You're the One that bonds us."
01:55:22.015 --> 01:55:29.024
"You mean everything to mean.."
01:55:29.088 --> 01:55:36.006
"You mean everything to mean.."
01:55:36.362 --> 01:55:41.675
"Only You can make things right again."
01:55:41.701 --> 01:55:43.442
I know where we can find them.
01:55:43.536 --> 01:55:47.074
"Only You can make things right again."
01:55:47.140 --> 01:55:55.582
"Only You can make things right again."
01:56:11.564 --> 01:56:13.373
'Guddi..Kake on the line.'
01:56:13.399 --> 01:56:15.208
'Hello, mom.
- Kake..'
01:56:15.335 --> 01:56:18.316
'Where are you? You don't even call.'
01:56:18.371 --> 01:56:21.079
'Don't you miss your mother?
- Let it be..'
01:56:21.140 --> 01:56:22.642
'I am always thinking about you so,
how can I miss you?'
01:56:22.742 --> 01:56:24.983
'Liar..that's why you don't call.'
01:56:25.044 --> 01:56:26.216
'I was busy.'
01:56:26.279 --> 01:56:28.418
'lam in America.. New York.'
01:56:29.082 --> 01:56:31.619
'On official business.
Such a beautiful place.'
01:56:31.684 --> 01:56:33.288
'Such a rush..so many people.'
01:56:33.353 --> 01:56:35.026
'If you get lost here,
it's won't be easy to find.'
01:56:35.088 --> 01:56:37.125
'I am standing right here.
On the steps.'
01:56:38.124 --> 01:56:40.627
'What a beautiful place. What a view.'
01:56:41.427 --> 01:56:42.235
'What a life.'
01:56:42.261 --> 01:56:45.242
'Stupid fool..enjoying the view alone?'
01:56:45.298 --> 01:56:48.040
Let it be..you've grown old.
01:56:48.067 --> 01:56:50.775
But don't worry.
I'll bring you here soon.
01:56:51.170 --> 01:56:53.673
We'll have a drink together
and enjoy the view.
01:56:55.708 --> 01:56:59.019
You know, mom..they say that when
you meet someone at Times Square"
01:56:59.078 --> 01:57:02.321
...then you definitely
meet him again here.
01:57:15.328 --> 01:57:21.142
"You're in me..and on the outside."
01:57:22.502 --> 01:57:29.044
"You're in me..and on the outside."
01:57:29.275 --> 01:57:33.155
"You dwell in every inch of me."
01:57:33.179 --> 01:57:34.556
Do you know where I am going, mom?
01:57:34.614 --> 01:57:37.254
America's tallest building.
World Trade Centre.
01:57:37.350 --> 01:57:38.693
In front of me..
01:57:39.385 --> 01:57:42.594
I'll show you when you come here.
01:57:42.989 --> 01:57:44.434
'Hard to say if we'll
ever get to go there.'
01:57:44.557 --> 01:57:45.661
'But I want you to come back.'
01:57:46.092 --> 01:57:48.368
'It's been really long
since we last saw you.'
01:57:48.728 --> 01:57:51.709
Let it be..close your eyes and see.
01:57:52.665 --> 01:57:54.269
I am right here.
01:57:55.735 --> 01:58:02.949
"Only You can make things right again."
01:58:02.975 --> 01:58:07.253
"Only You can make things right again."
01:58:33.106 --> 01:58:37.612
"Only You can make things right again."
01:59:16.549 --> 01:59:17.653
Kaka..
01:59:19.952 --> 01:59:21.625
Our son.
01:59:22.355 --> 01:59:23.493
Guddi.
01:59:24.724 --> 01:59:26.328
Kaka's gone.
01:59:28.227 --> 01:59:30.036
He won't come back.
01:59:32.198 --> 01:59:35.236
Yes" he's gone.
01:59:36.335 --> 01:59:38.212
Our son's gone.
01:59:40.573 --> 01:59:42.314
Our son's gone.
01:59:44.443 --> 01:59:46.480
Our son's gone.
- Guddi..
02:00:00.092 --> 02:00:03.301
It's our son's name.
02:00:05.598 --> 02:00:09.375
What did my son do to deserve this?
02:00:10.570 --> 02:00:12.481
He never harmed anyone.
02:00:13.773 --> 02:00:15.480
We had only one son.
02:00:16.442 --> 02:00:22.120
And the entire day we
would keep taking his name.
02:00:25.384 --> 02:00:27.455
He looked just like you, son.
02:00:29.522 --> 02:00:33.026
Tall.. handsome"
02:00:34.093 --> 02:00:35.094
He's gone now.
02:00:36.596 --> 02:00:37.666
Uncle.
02:00:38.164 --> 02:00:43.307
We only came to collect his stuff,
not to trouble you.
02:00:44.070 --> 02:00:46.346
I kept telling Guddi
that we should leave.
02:00:46.405 --> 02:00:49.113
Kake must be feeling bothered.
But she's a dimwit.
02:00:49.141 --> 02:00:51.678
She kept saying we'll leave
only after help them settle down.
02:00:52.778 --> 02:00:55.349
We couldn't get our son married.
02:00:55.781 --> 02:00:57.818
But when we got you two married..
02:00:58.217 --> 02:01:00.424
...it felt like our
son was getting married.
02:01:03.122 --> 02:01:06.331
If we made a mistake,
please forgive us.
02:01:06.525 --> 02:01:09.028
No, uncle. In fact, we made a mistake.
02:01:09.595 --> 02:01:11.268
We're not used to living with someone.
02:01:12.098 --> 02:01:14.078
We couldn't understand
your love and care.
02:01:14.400 --> 02:01:16.573
We're like fake dog lovers.
02:01:17.703 --> 02:01:21.241
We love humans
like we love our pets.
02:01:22.408 --> 02:01:24.183
When we want we let them come close"
02:01:24.677 --> 02:01:26.554
...and when we don't, we shoo them off.
02:01:29.015 --> 02:01:30.016
What about their feelings?
02:01:30.783 --> 02:01:32.285
What feelings? He's just a dog.
02:01:34.020 --> 02:01:35.727
We treated you the same way.
02:01:37.089 --> 02:01:41.504
Once our intentions were fulfilled,
we cast you out on the streets.
02:01:42.061 --> 02:01:43.802
We even got married for a reason.
02:01:45.464 --> 02:01:47.637
But you two explained
us the right reason.
02:01:50.269 --> 02:01:53.375
We're very sorry.
- No, dear.
02:01:54.140 --> 02:01:56.381
We should've understood.
02:01:57.677 --> 02:02:00.521
Children are like clay toys.
02:02:01.314 --> 02:02:04.158
Hold them hard and they break.
02:02:04.617 --> 02:02:09.999
We.. we held on too hard.
02:02:10.656 --> 02:02:13.728
Please, aunt.
- What are you two saying?
02:02:14.660 --> 02:02:17.266
Would you have apologized
if it was your own son?
02:02:17.663 --> 02:02:19.540
Would he have let you apologize?
02:02:21.100 --> 02:02:22.374
Guddi..
02:02:22.702 --> 02:02:26.343
You just won my hean, son.
02:02:27.473 --> 02:02:30.352
Our son would've said let it be..
02:02:30.376 --> 02:02:32.253
And would've given us a tight hug.
02:02:32.311 --> 02:02:33.255
Come on.
02:02:43.389 --> 02:02:48.389
"L don't understand anything."
02:03:04.009 --> 02:03:09.009
"l am the garbage
lying on the streets."
02:03:15.688 --> 02:03:25.302
"Lord..l'm seeking your refuge."
02:03:25.331 --> 02:03:30.331
"Lord..l'm seeking your refuge."
02:03:41.147 --> 02:03:43.218
We Indians are so weird.
02:03:44.583 --> 02:03:47.393
First, we treat guests like God.
02:03:47.787 --> 02:03:50.267
And then find ways to get rid of them.
02:03:51.123 --> 02:03:52.602
Kake..
02:03:52.625 --> 02:03:54.366
Uncle.
- Daughter-i n-lavv.
02:03:54.427 --> 02:03:57.306
Aunty.
- Come on..
02:03:57.363 --> 02:03:59.070
How do you make such sudden plans?
02:03:59.131 --> 02:03:59.802
First, take my blessings.
02:04:00.032 --> 02:04:01.204
It wasn't sudden, dear.
02:04:01.267 --> 02:04:02.507
As soon as we found out that"
02:04:02.568 --> 02:04:06.345
"daughter-in-law is expecting
we couldn't control ourselves.
02:04:06.405 --> 02:04:09.045
We booked our tickets three months
ago. We got the cheapest tickets.
02:04:09.108 --> 02:04:13.284
I won't leave until I give them
a proper massage and make them strong.
02:04:13.312 --> 02:04:15.258
But I'll take them to school.
02:04:15.414 --> 02:04:16.757
I'll take them to the park.
02:04:17.016 --> 02:04:19.462
They will play with me.
- But I'll feed them.
02:04:19.518 --> 02:04:21.725
Don't just stand there.
02:04:21.987 --> 02:04:23.261
We'll tell you the rest at home.
02:04:23.322 --> 02:04:24.699
Go, get our luggage.
02:04:25.391 --> 02:04:27.302
Soueverything fine.
02:04:27.359 --> 02:04:28.531
Everything fine, uncle.
02:04:28.594 --> 02:04:31.200
Son. Listen"
- Yes, uncle..
02:04:31.997 --> 02:04:33.999
We don't want to be a burden on you.
02:04:34.066 --> 02:04:35.568
We can stay in some hotel if you like.
02:04:35.634 --> 02:04:37.443
Guddi?
- Right.
02:04:37.503 --> 02:04:40.347
We don't want to trouble
you two, children.
02:04:40.406 --> 02:04:44.479
It's no trouble at all,
aunty, you're like family.
02:04:44.543 --> 02:04:48.286
But if you insist on staying
at a hotel, I can't stop you.
02:04:48.314 --> 02:04:49.725
H ovfl
02:04:49.782 --> 02:04:53.457
I'll slap you. Are we strangers?
02:04:53.519 --> 02:04:55.521
You've every right to stop us.
02:04:55.788 --> 02:04:58.530
Trying stopping us.
And see whether to stay or not.
02:04:59.325 --> 02:05:00.360
Go on.
02:05:02.094 --> 02:05:02.970
Go on.
02:05:03.195 --> 02:05:05.539
Please stay, uncle.
- We're staying.
02:05:11.604 --> 02:05:13.379
"Your youth's so intoxicating."
02:05:13.439 --> 02:05:15.180
"Let's begin this story."
02:05:15.241 --> 02:05:17.050
"lam a local boy.."
02:05:17.109 --> 02:05:19.111
"..but I can make the
English queen dance."
02:05:19.178 --> 02:05:20.623
"Let's scream and shout."
02:05:20.679 --> 02:05:22.716
"Music's loud too."
02:05:22.982 --> 02:05:24.518
"My style's totally crazy.."
02:05:24.583 --> 02:05:25.527
"Baby."
02:05:25.584 --> 02:05:28.463
"O beloved.."
02:05:28.521 --> 02:05:32.196
"O beloved.."
02:05:32.258 --> 02:05:35.671
"O beloved.."
02:05:35.728 --> 02:05:38.732
"O beloved.."
02:05:43.402 --> 02:05:46.645
"Let's mix some love with alcohol.."
02:05:46.705 --> 02:05:50.175
"Let's mix some love with alcohol.."
02:05:50.242 --> 02:05:53.655
"..you're a closed
bottle of intoxication."
02:05:53.679 --> 02:05:56.558
"..you're a closed
bottle of intoxication."
02:05:56.582 --> 02:05:58.493
"You're a closed
bottle of intoxication."
02:06:05.691 --> 02:06:09.400
"You're my destiny. you're my fate."
02:06:09.461 --> 02:06:12.999
"With you, life feels complete."
02:06:13.132 --> 02:06:14.975
"Get me high on love."
02:06:15.034 --> 02:06:16.672
"Let our hearts unite."
02:06:16.735 --> 02:06:19.477
"My gorgeous beloved."
02:06:19.538 --> 02:06:23.042
"Douse the craving in my eyes."
02:06:23.075 --> 02:06:26.113
"Let's mix some love with alcohol.."
02:06:26.178 --> 02:06:27.282
"Mix semen"
02:06:27.980 --> 02:06:31.450
"O beloved.."
02:06:31.483 --> 02:06:35.158
"O beloved.."
02:06:35.254 --> 02:06:38.235
"O beloved.."
02:06:38.624 --> 02:06:41.503
"O beloved.."
02:06:43.062 --> 02:06:47.033
"Anyone you touch goes out of control,
what to do."
02:06:47.099 --> 02:06:48.703
"Your beauty's intoxicating
you've got me trapped."
02:06:49.001 --> 02:06:50.674
"Tell me, baby, what to do."